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X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Watch your step.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 All Pulsar Four mining personnel
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 report to the resource expedition office, level seven.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Not on a four-hour layover.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Operator. Can I help you?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Phone home. Phone home.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Please deposit $6 million for the first 3 minutes.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 All lunar passengers,
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 please check with Passenger Processing, level three.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 That's us.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Can Scraps sit with us, Dad?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 We'll check, Jimmy. The moon's a long way.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Can I help you folks? - Thanks.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Is that your puppy, son?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Yeah. Scraps is going to the moon with us.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 No dogs are allowed on the shuttle.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I'm afraid Scraps will have to be shot.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 He shot him! He shot Scraps!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Just joking!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Blanks. See? Scraps is fine.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I says, "Whenever you're in town, call me".
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Dinner in first class will be bean sprouts and broccoli.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Fine.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Chanting or non-chanting? - Chanting, please.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Don't worry about the Viatex account.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 We have a buy-or-sell option.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Watch their legal people, Bob. - Will do.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 And Bob... feed the cats.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Will do.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I'm sorry, ma'am,
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 you're only allowed one carry-on.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 All right.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Bye-bye. Thank you.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 For the best computer officer on the lunar mission.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Simon, you shouldn't have! I guess I'm a pretty lucky woman.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Women and the space program have come far,
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 but after the wedding, no more complicated computers for my girl.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 They've offered me a chance to head the computer division.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 You'll head up the baby division for Mr and Mrs Simon Kurtz.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 That's an order, Lieutenant.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Where's the passenger processing lounge for the lunar shuttle?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Concourse lounge "C", fourth level.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Thanks. - Next.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 How long is my parking valid?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Two hours. - Thank you.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - What's the fastest animal on earth? - The cheetah. Next?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Should I fake my orgasms? - Yes.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Thank you.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 This is mission control.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 We have clearance on two-niner for shuttle pre-launch checks.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 You are clear to descend to 15,000 and hold until further notice.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 A high-pressure front's moving over Denver.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 56 in the valley, 72 at the beaches.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 The Supremes hit the top of the charts
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 with this really big one, Baby Love.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I have a collect call for Michael Reese from his mother.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 This is only part of our mission control.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Right here we have re-entry for all Earth-orbit ships.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 That's handled by the computers and simulated by these video units.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Now if you'll step this way...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Phoenix 6, you're programmed on R two-niner and computer locked.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Computer lock acknowledged. Over and out.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Well, gentlemen, looks like it's out of our hands now.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Janet, they need you in control. - Right.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Shit!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Commissioner, we both know that shuttle needs
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 another month of pre-launch testing.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Forget it, Bud.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - But Commissioner... - I said forget it.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Mayflower is the first lunar shuttle flying from a commercial terminal,
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 and the boys on the board want her on schedule!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 What do they know about safety?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 The boys on the board are under heavy pressure
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 from the boys downtown.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I'll be the one they crucify if that shuttle screws up.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Not so fast. Frisk her!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 These navigational charts seem OK.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I don't think there'll be any problem.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Hey, why the long face?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I'm still worried about the shuttle.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 You saw Ted's report, and he is the program's top pilot.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Was the program's top test pilot until his mental breakdown.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Sweetheart, the opinion of a madman doesn't impress me or anyone else.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 The trial proved that.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Ted Striker's part of your past.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 It's for your own good.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Please, may I have this bedpan? I need it. I'll bring it right back.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Please, Mr Goldberg!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 The company's doing pretty well.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 The figures for the last quarter show a 40% increase.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Visiting hours are over.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Doctor, will my brother be able to come home to the farm soon?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 It's hard to say. He still thinks he's an accountant.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 You must believe me... invest in money markets!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 And how are we this evening, Ted?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 All right, I guess.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 You can take off now. We'll finish up tomorrow.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I thought you might like a paper.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Thanks.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - My God! - What's wrong?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 They're launching the XR-2300! Know what that is?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 The muffler bracket for a '79 Pinto?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 No. That's the XR-2200. The 2300 is the lunar shuttle.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 It's got to be stopped! Don't you understand?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 They put me here to keep me out of the way.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 The first step to mental hygiene is admitting you're sick.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Now listen, Ted. Our only concern is your condition.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Your alpha scan reading seems to be levelling off.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Is that a good sign?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 It does the job.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I can't stand it! I refuse to pay $2,000 a day
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 for a hospital bed, rotten food, horrible nurses, rotten doctors!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 What's his problem? The man's obviously crazy.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 By the way, I spoke to Elaine this morning.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Elaine? Was she here?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 No. She called and asked me to tell you that she's marrying Simon.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Tell me the whole story from the beginning.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 After all, that's why I'm here.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 There's really nothing to tell.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 My story is no different than anyone else's story.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I'm sure you've heard it a thousand times.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 It all started during the war.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I lost most of my squadron over Macho Grande.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Planes, too.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 You're too low...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 After the war, I couldn't go near anything with a pair of wings.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Until fate dropped me in the seat of a 767 into Chicago with no crew.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 It's funny how fate can make heroes out of cowards.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 After that came the job offers, then the publicity...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 ...then the crash and the trial.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Order! Order!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Now this.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Well, there's more, but I'm sure you'd all be bored by it.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 No, no, no. Continue.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 This is mission control,
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 in "T" minus one hour, 43 minutes ground crew report to stations.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 This is Mayflower 1, get me the sarge!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Hey, Sarge! Hold up!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Here it is.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Give me that radio.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Kruger, this is the sarge.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 There's no way this wire passed inspection without Simon Kurtz' OK.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 What the hell's going on?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Patch up the damage. Get that ship ready to fly.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - That's an order, mister! - You got it, mister,
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 but you tell your boys on the board that this thing stinks of kickback.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 You heard it, boys. What do you say?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Screw him!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Ted Striker was right when he test-piloted that sucker,
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 and what did he get for telling the truth?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 A one-way ticket to the funny farm!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 We don't have much time. Let's move.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Thank you.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 May I help you?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Yes. I'd like this Time and Newsweek and a Lifesaver and...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 the second time bomb on the right, please.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Certainly.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - There. - Thank you.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Will there be anything else, sir? - No.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Hi, Grandma Rudy!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 How good to see you!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Just a few more hours to lift-off.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I'm very excited, Simon.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Guess this is a first for you. - No. I've been excited before.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Ted, what are you doing here?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Are you on that shuttle? - Both of us.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 When we return, we're getting married.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Elaine, it has to be stopped.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Ted, the invitations have already gone out.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 No, the flight must be stopped.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Come on, sweetheart.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Simon, give me a moment with Ted alone.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 All right. You've got exactly 10 minutes till we board.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I'd watch my step if I were you.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Ted, this whole thing's all in your mind.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 You should have never left the hospital.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Elaine, whatever happened to us?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Ted, I guess I'll always love you, but I need Simon.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 He's stable and a good provider, and I need that.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 He doesn't run away from every challenge.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 He doesn't let every little setback eat him up inside.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Now goodbye, Ted.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your captain... Captain Oveur.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Gentlemen, welcome aboard.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Your navigator, Mr Unger and first officer, Mr Dunn.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Unger. - Oveur.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Oveur. - Dunn.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Gentlemen, let's get to work.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Unger, didn't you serve under Oveur in the air force?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Not directly. Technically, Dunn was under Oveur, and I was under Dunn.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 So, Dunn, you were... under Oveur and over Unger.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 That's right. Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 See? Dunn and I were under Oveur, even though I was under Dunn.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Do you have any tickets for the shuttle?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 There haven't been any available seats for weeks now, sir.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 What you want? I got pairs and singles!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Check 'em out, y'all! 400-dollar lunar shuttle tickets.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Smokin'... what you want? Lunar shuttle tickets - $400.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I got smokin', non-smokin', first class, coach, economy,
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 by the aisle, by the window.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Take it easy, my man. Lunar shuttle tickets!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Hi. Thank you.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Three of you to the left.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Hi. Can I take your case? - No.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Howdy, girl. - Hello.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Keep that thing moving.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - How's it going? - Everything's fine, Sarge.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle! Ted Striker.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Jack, I got a bad feeling in my gut about this mission.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Number two checks.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 What's happenin', bro?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Atmosphere control OK.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Atmosphere control... check.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Antigravity check. - All right.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Checks out in positive mode, sir. - Check.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Checks out in negative mode, sir. - Check.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Neutral balance seems all right, sir.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Good. That should do it. - Antigravity off, sir.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Hope this weather doesn't give us a problem.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Mr Dunn, what's your temperature reading?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 98.6, sir.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 That sounds normal.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Sweetheart, you should have gone before we got on the plane.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Sir, you're in the wrong seat. That's mine.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Elaine, wait. Listen to me.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Why can't you just let me live my life?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 It's not just your life. It's everyone on board this ship!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 We must stop this flight.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Ted, we're taking off.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Why don't you trust me any more?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 You're not the man you were. You shouldn't have left the hospital.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Please, take your seat.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Well, it looks like that weather's starting to clear.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Satellite photos look clear over Wyoming and Connecticut.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - We just heard from Detroit. - What about Reno and Buffalo?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Clear, but check the New Jersey suburbs.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Mayflower 1 , you're clear on two-niner to taxi to launch position.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Roger. Ready to taxi. Over.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 "T" minus 30 seconds and counting...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Mark "T" minus 20 seconds.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Ignition.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 "T" minus 9...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 8... 7...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 6... 5...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 4... 3...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 2... 1 ...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 You have lift-off, Mayflower 1! Acknowledge.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Roger, Control. This is Mayflower 1 - acknowledge lift-off.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 We'll be serving breakfast in a few minutes.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Will all of you be eating? - Yes, thanks.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Jimmy, when you're finished, you can come up front and see the cockpit.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Gee, that'll be neat.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I'm glad they let Scraps ride with us.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Scraps will love the moon.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Will things be much different on the moon?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 It'll be terrific - a whole new world, new kids to play with...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 So no more headlines about the rape trial?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 How many kids get a chance to live on another planet?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 No kids yelling, "Your old man's a psychopathic sex pervert"?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 So I made a mistake. Anyway, she was asking for it.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 They're all asking for it all the time!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Dad never slaps me around at home. It must be his coffee.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 No. I've been serving Dad decaf.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Maybe he's just an asshole.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 You know, dear? This reminds me of the first train trip we ever took -
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 out to your mother's house, remember?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 How could I forget?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 You were so nervous about meeting my mama.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 And I declare, you were pacing the aisle
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 all the way from St Louis to Sioux Falls.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 And remember when we hopped in the family car
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 and drove all the way to Woodstock?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 That was a time.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 And you got that bad acid and didn't come down for two weeks.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 You kept telling everyone that you were Jesus Christ,
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 and then you jumped off a roof 'cause you thought you could fly.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - What a bummer. - No shit.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 You look a little green. Are you all right, young man?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 You know, some people get airsick, but I never do.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I must have an iron constitution.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - I'm all right. - Good.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I guess what's really bothering me is my whole life.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I really can't figure where Elaine and I went wrong.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 You know what it's like when two people share the same space.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Something happens. Your vibes go out of synch.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I thought we shared a very special kind of love.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I'm not sure I know what love is any more.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I guess it all started at the trial.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 They had to cover up for the crash, so they made me the scapegoat.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I had no one to turn to.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I'm sure you've had the same experience yourself.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I couldn't believe what was happening to me.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I think it's important we establish a few facts
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 so these people can make a fair decision.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 First, were you not the chief test pilot for the lunar shuttle XR-2300?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Yes.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 On the fifth of October this year, that shuttle crash-landed.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Were you not the pilot on that flight?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Yes, but I wasn't...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 And, Mr Striker, is it not true
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 that that crash was a direct result of your incompetence?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 No! The problem was with that ship, not with me.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 The wiring was shorting out under high temperatures.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 That thing was a flying deathtrap.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 The fact is, gentlemen, nothing serious was wrong with that ship.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Ted Striker folded up on the approach.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 That's a lie!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Order! Order!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 On March 5, 1980, flight 209 into Chicago lost its crew in midair.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 And on that fateful night, Ted Striker saved that plane.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I'd like to call one of the passengers from that flight,
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 if it pleases the court.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Do you swear on the Constitution
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 to tell the whole truth, and nothing but?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I do.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Would you describe, in your own words, what happened that night?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Mr. Striker performed exceptionally
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 The passengers were very concerned
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 The pilots were incapacitated
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 So Mr. Striker took control
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 And landed that plane safely
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Golly!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I know I wouldn't be alive today if it wasn't for Mr Striker.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I find it difficult even now to think about that night over Chicago.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Please try, Mrs Hammen. It's very important.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Well...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 we lost the crew...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 and...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 the food poisoning made us all very ill.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I lost control. We all did.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 And then... the bad weather...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 And the lightning...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I've got to get out of here!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Calm down! Get a hold of yourself!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Stewardess, please, let me handle this.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I've got to get out!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Calm down. Now get back to your seat.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Calm down! Get a hold of yourself!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Doctor, you're wanted on the phone. Everything's going to be all right.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Now just calm down.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I've got to get out of here!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 This is very important!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Let the court handle this!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Will you please control yourself?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Bailiff, Valium.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I flew with Striker during the war.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I'll never forget the night we bombed Macho Grande.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Striker was a squadron leader.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 He brought us in low, but he couldn't handle it.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Buddy couldn't handle it. Was Buddy in your crew?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Buddy was the bombardier, but Striker couldn't handle it.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - And he went to pieces. - Andy went to pieces?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Andy was the navigator. Buddy went to pieces.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - It was awful, how he came unglued. - Howie came unglued?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 No, Howie was the best tail gunner in the outfit. Buddy came unglued.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - And he bailed out? - No! Andy hung tough. Buddy bailed.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 How we survived was a miracle.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Then Howie survived.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 No. Afraid not. We lost Howie the next day.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Over Macho Grande?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 No. I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Those wounds run... pretty deep.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Ted and I were very close once.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 We had the kind of relationship
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 where we laughed and laughed and laughed all the time.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Do you know what that's like?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Yes. Yes, I do.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Then things started to come apart. He was obsessed with that shuttle.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 He started to talk about it all the time, even at night in bed,
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 and I guess that's when the real problems started.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Please elaborate.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Well...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 at first...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 sex between us was a wonderful experience -
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 the way he touched me...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 He was so gentle.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 He'd unbutton my blouse...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 and then...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 and then...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 We drifted apart. I'm sorry. I can't go on.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 At the request of this court,
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Mr Striker has undergone a psychiatric examination.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 The court calls Dr Franklin Stone.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Can you give your impression of Mr Striker?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I don't do impressions. My training is in psychiatry.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Of course.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 In your opinion, Doctor, was Ted Striker competent to fly the shuttle?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 The defendant suffers from chronic psychological stress
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 and in a pressure situation can snap like that.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Like that? - That's it.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 He's a danger to himself and others, and needs treatment.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Mr Striker.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 This court recommends that you be confined to an institution
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 for treatment until such time as you are deemed fit to re-enter society.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 But I was framed!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I'm not guilty! That ship did have faulty wiring!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Would you hold for a picture?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I'm not guilty!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 A photo for the Daily News?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Of course.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Thanks, counsellor.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Picture.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 It's for Ted's own good, Elaine.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I thought I was right and they were wrong.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Now I'm not sure of anything any more.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 There's more to the story, but you probably heard enough already.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I don't want to go on forever...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Captain, I'm picking up an overheat in the computer core.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - How serious is it, Mr Dunn? - I can't tell, sir.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 You can tell me. I'm the captain.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I can't localize it, but it's definitely in the computer core.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Elaine, run a computer check. - Yes, sir.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Voice interface.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 There's an overheat in the core. Please analyse.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 There is no apparent overheat.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Yes, there is, Rok. We read a core overheat.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Repeat analysis.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Analysis confirmed.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 All systems compute positive.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Well, not from where I'm sitting, they don't.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Look, Elaine, cut the "not where I'm sitting" shit.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 It must be a human error.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Captain, I think we have a computer foul-up.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - I see. - What do you recommend, Captain?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Run it through the computer.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - I already have! - Good.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Just to be safe should I check the rear data banks?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - No. You check the rear data banks. - Yes, sir.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Sir, you should put that case in the compartment above your head.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - I'll keep it with me. - I'll help if you can't get it up.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I said I'll keep it with me.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Ted, please. - Elaine, listen...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - We can't do this. - We have to go back.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I understand. We had something special, but it's over.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - We can't go back. - This flight has to go back.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 That wiring could blow any second.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 The problem's in your mind, like always.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Then you do think I'm insane. - I'd never use that word.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - What word would you use? - The word is "sick", Ted.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Goodbye.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Sir, that overheat is getting worse.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I'd better get back into the core and check it out.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - I'd rather you check it out. - Right...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Sir, we're carrying emergency fuel back there.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 You'd better go, too. I'll fly the ship.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Be careful. - Yes, sir.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Captain, do you mind if Jimmy here takes a look around?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Of course not, Mary. Come on in, Jimmy. Hi there.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Boy, there's a lot of neat stuff in here.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 This is the nerve centre of the whole ship.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 That's a cute puppy. What's his name?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Scraps.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Can I hold him once? - Yeah.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Come on, Scraps. I used to have a puppy like this when I was a kid.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - You like to play ball with him? - Yeah.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 You like to have him fetch a stick?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Yeah.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Of course you do.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Well, my goodness, Scraps is a boy, isn't he?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Yeah.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Jimmy, do you like it when Scraps holds onto your leg
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 and rubs up and down?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 God help us. Look at this place.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Check the fuel drums, I'll do the computer.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Jimmy, did you ever wonder why dogs sniff each other?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Well, Captain, everything A-OK?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Yes, everything's fine. Right, Jimmy?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Yeah. Everything's real neat up here.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 That's strange.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 What's strange, Captain?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 It's an asteroid field. But there's nothing in this sector, unless...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Unless what, Captain? - Unless we're off course.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Captain Oveur, Dunn here. - Come in, Dunn. Over.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 There's been a fire here, sir.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 We're going to have to disconnect the damaged systems.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Mr Unger is attempting a manual shutdown right now.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 What are you doing, Dave?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 The computer has suffered some bad damage.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 This is highly irregular.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Right. Right.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I hope we can still control Rok's higher brain function, sir.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Do what's necessary. I'll go to manual on all systems.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Yes, sir, we will.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Jesus! Hang on!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I'll try to override Rok's circuit and shut the door from here!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Holy shit!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Did you see that? - Excuse me?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 There's two crewmen out there. Look.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I'm afraid there's nothing out there but empty space.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I swear I...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 The defendant suffers from chronic psychological stress
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 and in a pressure situation can snap just like that.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Maybe they were right about me.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 My God. Maybe I am cracking up.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 What's happening, Captain?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 We're off course and computer-locked.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 That fire in Rok's core played havoc with the brain functions.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Mr Dunn and Mr Unger were sucked out an air lock.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Both together?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Mr Dunn and Mr Unger were sucked out an air lock.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Don't panic. Calm down, ladies. Are there any other problems?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Captain, we've run out of coffee.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Damn! I've told them a hundred times - store extra coffee!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Captain, what should we do if the passengers start to panic?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 This is the way we'll play it -
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Mary, you're here in case there's a full-cabin press.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Testa, cover Mary's weak side in case she gets double-teamed.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Right!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Captain, I don't think we have any alternatives.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I see. What do you think our alternatives are?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 To disconnect Rok's higher brain function
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 without disturbing his regulatory system.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 That computer has a self-defence mechanism.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 You heard what happened to the others.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I know. Sucked out.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Still, it's our only chance. We could try it from here.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 You get back and monitor the regulatory unit.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Right. Good luck, Captain. - Don't worry about me.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Ladies and gentlemen, please calm down.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Please, listen to me.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I want to tell you what's going on with the ship.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Thank you.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 We've been thrown off course just a tad.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 What's a tad?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Miss, what exactly is a tad?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 In space terms, that's about half a million miles.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 That's interesting.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 The bumps you feel are asteroids smashing into the hull of the ship.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Also, we're flying without a navigational system
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 and can't seem to change course.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Miss, are you telling us absolutely everything?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Not exactly. We're also out of coffee.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Listen to me! Your crew is in complete control of the situation.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Trust me. There's nothing to worry about!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 You're right. They're off course and heading straight for the sun.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I've seen enough, Bob.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Get me Steve McCroskey, and fast.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 McCroskey hasn't handled a tower since the strike.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Since Reagan fired the controllers, he's been completely senile.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Yeah, but what about McCroskey?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Pretty much the same as Reagan. - I don't care. Get him.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Father, I've led such a sinful life.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I'm married with two kids, and there were these girls at the company.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I got them pregnant,
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 so I stole from the company to pay for the abortions...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 God bless you.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Thank you, Father.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I've always loved you, darling, but I have to tell you
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I was unfaithful to you, just once.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I understand, darling.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Remember Jill, my first secretary? Forgive me.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 That's all right. I knew about it all the time.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I was unfaithful, too.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I understand, darling.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Remember Susan, your last receptionist?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I don't mean to sound forward.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I mean, I know I don't know you, but...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I don't think we're going to live through this,
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 and... I've... never...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 been with a man before.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I know this really isn't the place.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 No, no. I understand.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Who turned off the...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 What are you doing, Captain?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 This is highly irregular.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Get me some coffee, miss. - Yes, sir.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 And a quart of Geritol and a ham on rye.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Welcome home, sir.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Here's the navigational charts, sir.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Get me radio contact with that ship. Pronto.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Here's all the information on the sun. That thing is hot!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Get Bud Kruger immediately. And some ice.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Yes, sir.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Jacobs.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I want to know absolutely everything that's happened up till now.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 First the Earth cooled, and then the dinosaurs came.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 But they got too big, so they died, and turned into oil.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Then the Arabs came and bought Mercedes Benzes.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Prince Charles started wearing Lady Di's clothes.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I couldn't believe it! He took her best summer dress, put it on...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Things sure haven't changed.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Captain, I think we've got...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Captain Oveur, what's wrong?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 What's wrong? What are you trying to say?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 One... One what? One word!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 First word? First syllable?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Captain, I'm not very good at this. 10 words!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 What am I saying? Throat.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Throat. Sounds like choke. Choke. You...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Oh, my God! You were gassed by Rok?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I got it! I got it!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Simon, the Captain's been gassed by Rok.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Simon, we're way off course.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 You're right, Elaine. We are off course.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - My God! The sun! - What is it, Simon?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 The fiery ball in our solar system, but that's not important now.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 We're headed right for it. We've got to leave this ship.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 That's foolish. We have to change course.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 We're computer-locked, and the manual navigational system is down.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Ted was right all along.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 What will I do? My career will be ruined.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 What about the careers of everyone on this ship?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 The lawyers, the architects, the dental hygienists?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Forget about them. We have to think of ourselves.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 What happened to the man I thought I loved? I'm going to get Ted.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Don't come apart on me now.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I don't mean to sound forward - I mean, I know I don't know you,
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 but I don't think that we're going to live through this.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 And I've never been with a man before.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I know that this isn't the right place.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Until we get through, our hands are tied. We need plans.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I'm busy right through Friday.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Stinson. - But how about lunch Saturday?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Have you contacted the families of those on board?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 They're outside now, sir. They're not too happy.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Try and calm them down. For God's sake, be diplomatic.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Give them the lead!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Ted, listen to me.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 We've lost the crew, and Simon's turned to jelly.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Ted, we need you.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Elaine, you were right about me.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I folded up over Macho Grande, and I folded up on the test flight.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I crack under pressure just like they said.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 You overcame your drinking problem. I know you can overcome this.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 It's no use, Elaine. I just can't do it.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Ted, you were right about this ship.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I don't know how to say this, but maybe in this topsy-turvy world,
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 they should take all the "sane" people and lock them up
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 and let all the psychopaths out of the asylums to run the world.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 No... on second thoughts, that's a bad idea.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 What I'm trying to say is that I was wrong and I hope you forgive me,
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 because we need you in that cockpit now more than ever.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 There's some banged-up people back there.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I'll need some fresh sheets, gauze, and all the Vaseline you have.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Ted, please! - Right now.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Are you the nurse? - Yes. Take this.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 The washroom's just down there on the right.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I don't mean to sound forward.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I mean, I know I don't know you,
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 but I don't think we're going to live through this,
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 and I've never been with a man before.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I know this isn't the right place...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Simon, I...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 This is mission control. Do you read, Mayflower?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 This is the Mayflower. Come in, anyone.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Now we're making some headway.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 We read you, Mayflower. Identify yourself.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Well, this is Elaine Dickenson. I'm 5'8'', 123 pounds...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I have... brown hair, blue eyes.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I enjoy surfing, backgammon and men who aren't afraid to cry.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Would somebody tell me what a woman is doing in charge of that ship?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Maybe she's got her ship together.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 But he smells so bad...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Can I sit here, mister? - Yeah, sure.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Be careful with that. - I will.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Can I ask a question? - What is it?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 It's an interrogative statement used to test knowledge.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 But that's not important right now, mister.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Is my dog Scraps going to make it?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I'm scared, mister. Somebody has to do something.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Scraps is going to be fine, son. You'll both be just fine.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Striker, you got to listen to me. They forced me to cut corners.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Get out of my way! - You gotta help me...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Elaine. You're all alone up here. - Yes, I am.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - What's going on? - There's no time to explain.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - I was wrong about you. - We all make mistakes.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - I'll never make that mistake again. - Forget about it.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 We're not living in the past or the present any more.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 This is the future.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Don't worry. Everything's going to be OK.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I love you, Ted.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Here it is. Elaine Dickenson, ship's computer officer.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Jacobs, what have you got on Elaine Dickenson?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I'm taller, a better dancer and much more fun to be with.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Ted, I have the feeling
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 we've been through this exact thing before.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Except this time I know exactly what I'm doing.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 You mean...?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 That's right. We're at the mercy of that computer.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Then these things are totally useless.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Mayflower 1 calling mission control. Do you read me?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 A man. That's more like it. ldentify yourself and give me your position.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 The name's Striker. I'm sitting down and facing front.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Why would you want to know that? - Striker?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Striker!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Ted Striker? - That's right, McCroskey.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I may be in the cockpit, but there's not much I can do.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 We're at the mercy of the computer.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - McCroskey, do you read me? - Striker?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - McCroskey! - You're fading out. Come in.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Damn! Lost them again. - Could be sunspots.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Or your detergent.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Striker flew that 767 into Chicago years ago without a crew.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Now, would somebody tell me what he's doing up there?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 The radio's gone dead. Elaine, try the emergency phone.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Help us, please.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Thank you for calling the mission control emergency line.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 All our operators are busy, so please stand by.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Ted, it's a recording. - Let me have that.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 We said all our operators are busy, so please stand by!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 The boys downtown are taking heat from Washington.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 The president will want an explanation.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Bud, let the boys in Washington handle the president.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Sorry to pull you out of bed.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Forget it. I was reading. - What's the story?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 It's about an man who catches this fish, but that's not important now.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 We've restored radio contract.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Good. We keep losing their radio.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 McCroskey, give it to me straight. What's it look like?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 A radio? It's about so big, green, lots of knobs.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I mean the situation. What do your people think?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 They're screwed.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 They're dead.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Did I leave the iron on?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Come in, Control. - We read you. Come in.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 McCroskey, I got to be straight with you.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I don't think I can regain control of this ship.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Striker, this is Steve McCroskey, chief controller.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Now, I want you to listen good.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 A few years ago I helped a young pilot through a storm over Chicago.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 He said he couldn't do it, too.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 But when the going got tough, that kid pulled it together.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 He made all the big papers and the Canadian Jewish News.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I don't know if that kid's still got it,
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 but if he has, I know one thing...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 if he was there now, he'd find a way to turn that bucket around
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 and get out of there, pronto!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 You gave the wrong speech. I'm not your problem. It's the ship.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 The fire made the computer go berserk.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 We've lost the crew, and we're en route to the sun.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Now here's what you do. Stay calm, keep an eye on those gauges.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Things are going to heat up. We'll figure out a way around the computer.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 What are we going to do?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 We're going to have to blow the computer.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Blow Rok?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - That's right. - Ted, you can't do it.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 What do you mean?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 It has a self-defence mechanism. I can't get around it.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 We've already lost three men. I don't want to lose you, too.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Then I guess it's in God's hands now.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I'm Father O'Flanagan. I'm a man of God.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 And you must trust me when I say it's likely we're all going to die.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Our top story tonight, fire rages through downtown Buffalo.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Also in the news, lunar shuttle heads for the sun and certain disaster.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Our top story tonight, fire rages through downtown Tokyo.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Also in the news, American lunar mission locked in death struggle.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 A fire in downtown Moscow clears way for a glorious new tractor factory.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 And on the lighter side of the news,
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 hundreds of capitalists are soon to perish in shuttle disaster.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:230 Y2:574 If this country was run by vegetarian women rather than flesh-eating men,
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:230 Y2:574 this whole space disaster would never have happened.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:230 Y2:574 We're working to raise the consciousness
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:230 Y2:574 of the vegetarian minorities with diet sensitivity training
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:230 Y2:574 so that people will be able to deal...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 The key is their computer.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Until we put that ship on manual, there's nothing we can do.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Get me that computer program. - Yes, sir.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Who's in charge here? - McCroskey, Control.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Hallick, Homicide. - Jacobs, Sagittarius.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 We've got our own problems, so make it good.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 A passenger has a bomb and is suicidal.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Good one.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 His name is Joe Salucci.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 He was flying to Des Moines for an operation for sexual impotence.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - The Des Moines lnstitute? - You know it?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 We're familiar with it.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Joe gave his wife this insurance policy then got on the shuttle.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Mrs Salucci thinks he's suicidal.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 We had the boys in psychiatry do a profile on him.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Yeah, that looks pretty bad. - It's not his good side.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Now, blowing up a plane in space leaves no traces for investigators.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 This is a $1-million policy.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Wait a minute.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 This is auto insurance!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 That's why we're worried, gentlemen.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 This clown's impotent, suicidal and incredibly stupid.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 And that spells trouble in my book.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Trouble.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Stinson, get me those Mayflower plans.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 You, clear that table in there.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I'll get the cards and the bridge bits.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 And somebody get me the sarge.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 The heat in this cockpit is getting unbearable.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 You can fry an egg on this control panel.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I don't know what'll to happen to us,
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 but I love you and I always will.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 That might be the news we've been waiting for.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - This is Mayflower 1. - Striker, I got news for you.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 You got a passenger aboard named Joe Salucci.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - He's carrying a bomb. - A bo...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 No, not a "bo", a bomb. Do you hear me, Striker?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 What am I supposed to do now?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Get that bomb. I don't care how. That's our top priority.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 All the other problems can just wait.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 As if we don't have enough problems already.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 You'd better fasten your seat belt.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Sir, you'll have to put your cigarette out.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Which passenger is Joe Salucci? - 16-C. Why?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - He's carrying a bomb. - A bo...!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 No, not a "bo", a bomb.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Now, as discreetly as possible, move the passengers into the lounge.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - We don't have a lounge. - That's not important now.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Get everyone away from that bomb. - What should I say?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Anything. Just don't let Salucci think we're on to him.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I'll do my best.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Attention, ladies and gentlemen, please.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Would everybody move to the lounge who is not carrying a bomb.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Don't move!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Mr Salucci, they know about you back home.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Stay where you are!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 You don't want to kill all these innocent people.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - I don't care about them. - Joe, listen to me. It's hopeless.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 No one's ever gotten away with a stunt like this before.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Joe, the insurance is worthless now.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I don't believe you.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Joe, you got to trust me.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 No one will hurt you.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 No one has to know about your problem.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 No one has to know you're impotent.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Don't say that word!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Scraps!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Nice going, Striker!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 We're not out of the woods, but you got rid of that bomb.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Not exactly, McCroskey. - What do you mean?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - The bomb's here beside me. - There, beside you in the cockpit?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Striker...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 What the hell are you doing up there?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I got an idea that might just work.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 It's a long shot.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I want to use the bomb to blow the computer.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Striker, you've got to be crazy to try a stunt like that.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Maybe, but it's the only chance we've got.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 When that bomb blows, we'll lose our oxygen fast.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I'll have to get us out as quick as I can.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - I'm taking her to 0.5 worp. - 0.5 worp?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 0.5 worp.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I test-piloted this shuttle. I know exactly what it can do.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Striker, listen to me now and listen good.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 That thing is bound to come apart at that speed, and that's no good.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 It's got to be in one piece when you land.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 You know that that worp drive has never been tested!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 You're putting yourself and everybody else on that ship in jeopardy!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Over here! - Contestant 38.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I'll take air shuttle disasters for 40.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 The answer is... the Mayflower.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Ted, what are you going to do?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Elaine, I'm going back there with the bomb.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 You're my hero.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 The bomb.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Be careful.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Listen good. If you got any ideas, now is the time. I want to hear them.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 How about Hollywood Squares but with kids? Gary Coleman could host.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Simon just ejected. - Sit down, Elaine.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 If this works, we might make it.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Simon was a fool to eject now. - You mean...?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 That's right. Premature ejection.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Striker, listen and listen good.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 You'll be on lunar radio range any second.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 The next transmission that you receive
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 will be from Buck Murdock at Alpha Beta Base.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Not BUCK Murdock? - No. Buck MURdock.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Who's Buck Murdock, Ted?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 A guy I flew with during the war.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 He was with us that day I led the raid over Macho Grande.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 And he's still alive?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Striker, son... we're all betting on you.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 5-1 they all die.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 8-5 the women and children make it.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 6-4 they lose the crew.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 0.5 worp... God help them.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Nobody's ever travelled at that speed before.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Last spring, we did Europe in nine days.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Then we went to Bakersfield and Fresno.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 No one goes to Fresno any more.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 All communication lines are clear.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Ready to transfer to Buck Murdock at Alpha Beta. Over.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Gentlemen...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I don't find it easy to talk at a time like this,
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 but I got to say something about that guy up there,
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 and I can sum it all up in just one word... courage,
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 dedication, daring, pride, pluck, spirit, grit, mettle
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 and... G-U-T-S. Guts!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Ted Striker's got more guts in his little finger
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 than most of us have in our large intestine, including the colon!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 When we're ready, we'd like you to remove your eyeglasses and shoes
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 and place your head between the knees.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Between your own knees, Father.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 We've blown the computer.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Elaine, you'd better check the readout.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 We're slowing down.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Set course change. - Set.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Compute.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Here goes.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Elaine, we hit 0.5 worp, and everything seems OK.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 We've got gravity control back.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Sorry.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Elaine, you'd better brace yourself.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 This is faster than man has ever travelled before.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 In case some of you are wondering,
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 we are travelling at half the speed of light.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Some of you might experience a temporary metabolic change,
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 but there's nothing to worry about. Thank you.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Commander Murdock. - What is it, Lieutenant?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 The Mayflower's in trouble. She's coming in hotter than a firecracker.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Their computer's down. They've lost their crew. They're on manual.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - We'd better get to the tower. - We have no tower.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - No tower? - Just a bridge, sir.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Why the hell aren't I notified about these things?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Lieutenant... How would you handle this?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - We could try ignoring it. - I see.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Pretend nothing has happened
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 and hope everything's all right in the morning.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Just a thought, sir.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I've considered that. Must be a better angle...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 If they've lost their crew, who's in control of that bucket?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Some guy by the name of Ted Striker, sir.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Ted Striker.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Do you know him? - Never heard of him.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 That's not exactly true. We were like brothers.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 We flew together during the war.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 We were close, real close, until...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Until, sir?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Until that day over Macho Grande.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Over Macho Grande, sir?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I'll never get over Macho Grande.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Forget it, Lieutenant. It wasn't a pretty picture.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 What have you found?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 These red lights keep moving back and forth.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Aside from that, this thing seems to have no function whatsoever.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 It must have some function.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Why would the government put all that money into a thing with lights?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Sir, these lights keep blinking out of sequence.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 What should we do about it?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Get them to blink in sequence.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Rorshack, what do you got? - What do you make of these?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 That's a bird. That's a horse with a hat on.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I pulled Striker's record. I don't think you're going to like it.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 It's worse than I thought.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 They'll hit our atmosphere in three minutes. How do you want to play it?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I want a 6-foot trench dug around the base. Fill it with gasoline.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Get women and children to the shelters.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Contact the Japanese ambassador.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Rorshack, get me a complete file
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 on everyone who's seen "The Sound Of Music" more than four times.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 On second thought, kill those orders.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Down scope.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Fate can play a strange game sometimes, Lieutenant.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Fate, sir?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Striker wipes out his entire squadron over Macho Grande,
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 and now those people's lives up there are in his hands.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I guess irony can be pretty ironic sometimes.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 But it's his ship now.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 He's the top dog,
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 the big man,
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 numero uno honcho,
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 the head cheese.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I just hope he has the right stuff. Up scope.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 We have radio contact.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Yes, I'll take care of it right away.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 We've had some problems with the ship.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 If you're going to use the washroom, please be careful.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I've been on my feet all day.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I sure could use a little breather.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Striker, this is Buck Murdock. Do you read me?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I read you, Murdock.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Hope he's not still bitter about what happened between us.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 If not for those people, I'd say let Striker go down
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 in a fiery mass of molten metal.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Striker, let's just pray you don't screw up here
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 like you did over Macho Grande, so just follow orders.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 We've got you locked on beam. Prepare to kill auxiliary engines.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Roger, Murdock.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 All right, Striker, kill the auxiliary engines.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Ted, the lever!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 The lever just came off. We're still at worp.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Try another lever.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 There are no more levers, just switches.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - No buttons? - Just switches, lights and knobs.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Cut the bleeding-heart crap.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 We've all got our switches, lights, and knobs to deal with, Striker.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Down here, there are hundreds and thousands
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 of blinking, beeping, and flashing lights.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Blinking and beeping and flashing.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 They're flashing and they're beeping.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I can't stand it any more! They're blinking and beeping...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Sir! Sir, control yourself!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Pull yourself together, sir! - I'm all right.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 All right, Striker.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 You'll have to pull that lever panel off. Do you understand?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Just rip it off.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Elaine, screwdriver.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 OK, the panel's off.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Find a piece of metal and shove it in.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 A piece of metal?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Any piece of metal will do.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I'd give anything to get some metal up there.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Here we are surrounded by metal, and it's useless.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Might as well write them off.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Let's close up the bridge.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Let's get outta here.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Close it up. Lights out.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Where am I going to find a piece of metal here?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 In space? At this hour?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Will this work, Ted?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Thanks.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Hold it, Murdock. I've got something that might work.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Wait. - A bobby pin.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 What the hell's a man doing with a bobby pin?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Lights on.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 All right, Striker, if a bobby pin's all you got, it'll have to do.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Shove it in there and short that thing out.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Ted, it's working.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 We're losing speed.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 She feels like she's going to break up.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - She's starting to shake. - Starting to shake.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - She's starting to shimmy. - Starting to shimmy.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 She's starting to...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 What? What's she starting to do? What's she starting to do?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Shudder, Ted? - She's starting to shudder.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Starting to shudder.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - How bad is it? - At least she's not cracking up.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 She's beginning to crack up.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 All right! Quiet!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 We're monitoring you. Keep her nose up. Don't fight her.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 She's fighting me!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Ted, there's Alpha Beta.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 We're going to have to come in low to land.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Is that difficult, Ted? - Sure, it's difficult.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Coming in low is part of every textbook approach.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 It's just something you have to do when you land.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Striker, we don't have much time, but I'll say this...
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 you pull this off,
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 and a lot of people just might forget that Macho Grande ever happened.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 We'll get her down and down safe.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Before we go any further, there's something important you should know.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Slow down! The base is straight ahead.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 They've just hooked into a communications satellite,
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 and as we speak, our transmissions are broadcast all over the world.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Billions of people are hanging on our every word.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 The eyes, ears, noses and throats of every American are on you,
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 each one of them hoping and praying
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 that you could put that ship down in one piece.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Ted, we're not stopping.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Now, Striker, start by positioning your landing gear.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Lower your flaps.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Just keep her level.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 There's no looking back.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Put on your horizon sensor and level her off.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Ted, we're going back up.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Elaine, you'd better get ready for this landing.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Keep up your stabilisers. Don't lose control.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Now fire both jets and hang on with both hands.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Both hands, damn it! I'll say one thing,
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 you bring down that flying hunk of junk, you're OK in my book.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Don't fight her, Striker. Hold her up.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I hope you enjoyed your flight.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Fly Pan Universe again.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 You gotta hit the centre of that strip or you're a dead duck.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Let's go home.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Yes, thank you for flying Pan Universe.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Have a nice stay.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Shift those turbo chargers.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Now check the sensors. Deploy your secondary boosters.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Is there a courtesy phone around here?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Hello. We'd like you to have this flower.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 We're with the Church of Lunar Consciousness.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 We'd like you to have this flower. Would you like to make a donation?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 You're almost home.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Hold her.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Stay with her, Striker.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 It takes a soft touch.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Don't let her get away from you this time, Striker.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I don't know if this is a good time to ask,
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 but could I get my briefcase back?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Striker!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 You know what it's like to laugh like that?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Yes. Yes, I do.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 What did he get?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 A one-way ticket to the funny farm.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 - Des Moines lnstitute? - Then you know it.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 We're familiar with it.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Just don't come apart on me now.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Jimmy, do you like it when Scraps holds your leg
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 and rubs up and down?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 You were gassed by Rok?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I got it! I got it!
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Your navigator Mr Unger.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 First officer Mr Dunn.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Let's get to the tower.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 We have no tower.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 No tower?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Just a bridge, sir.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Why the hell aren't I notified about these things?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 How would you handle this?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 I want to know absolutely everything that's happened up till now.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Well, first the Earth cooled.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Then the dinosaurs came,
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 but they got fat and died
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 and turned into oil.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Then the Arabs came
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 and bought Mercedes Benzes.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Give the court your impression of Mr Striker.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 l don't do impressions.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 My training is in psychiatry.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Do you swear to tell the truth,
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 so help you God?
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 The second time bomb on your right.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 Certainly.
X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574 That's exactly what they'll be expecting us to do.
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