BlackAdder 1x4 - The Queen of Spains Beard
(Wind blows,|cat miaows, dog barks)
(Woman) Noble Prince, your secret|note of love has won my heart.
The castle of my body is yours,|by right of conquest.
Come, let your tongue dive|into the moat of my mouth,
let your hands take possession|of the ramparts of my plumpies.
For I'm yours, and yours alone.
And I'm yours.
Urgh! Edmund!|I thought you your brother.
Uh, uh, uh, aaaagh!|(Falls to the ground)
(Dogs bark ferociously)
The Swiss are always cowards.|(Drums beat)
My Lord, good news.|The Swiss have invaded France.
Wessex, while they're away, take|10,000 troops and pillage Geneva.
But the Swiss are our allies.
Well, get them to dress up|as Germans, will you?
Remind me to send flowers|to the King of France,
in sympathy for his son.
- The one you had murdered?|- Yes.
- My Lord..|- Will you get away from me!
Ha, ha, Harry,|the gentle art of diplomacy.
But you know where|the real secret of diplomacy lies?
I don't. But I'd like to know.
I can't imagine anything|of any real interest there.
Let me explain. What's that for?
A couple of things.
Correct. One of those things is?
Best not mentioned.
Right!|And the other is fornication.
Without it, there's no marriage.|Without that, there's no diplomacy.
Oh, I see.
Very good. Let me explain further.
I've decided to ally to a nation|most threatening to France.
The answer of course is,|Chiswick, Spain!
The best way to cement|an alliance is marriage.
Therefore I've decided that you|shall marry the Spanish Infanta!
Actually, I don't think I can.
I am already engaged.
What? Who to, boy?
Princess Leia of Hungary, Grand|Duchess Ursula of Brandenburg,
and Queen Beowulfa|of Iceland and...
Countess Caroline of Luxembourg,
Bertha of Flanders,|Bertha of Brussels,
Bernard of Saxe-Coburg|and Jezabel of Estonia.
No, no, no, sorry,|that should be...
Bertha of Saxe-Coburg...|and Jeremy of Estonia.
Damn, damn, damn, damn!
If I haven't got a son to marry her,|the whole plan falls apart.
- Your Majesty.|- Yes!
You do have another son, My Lord.
My God, of course, you're right.
The slimy one. What's his name?
- Edmund, My Lord.|- Yes, Osmond.
- Osmond can marry the Infanta!|- (Harry) Excellent idea!
With a Spanish alliance,
we can massacre both|the Swiss and the French.
By dividing their forces into two!
Preferably their top halves|from their bottom halves!
- Morning, My Lord.|- Morning.
What's happened to your neck?
They're love bites, actually.
Look more like dog bites to me.
Well, yes,|she was...a bit of an animal.
- Oh, yes.|- Fight to the death, eh?
Yes. As my tutor,|Old Bubble Face, used to say,
"Make love and be merry,
"for tomorrow you may catch|some disgusting skin disease."
I'd swear those were dog bites.
They are not dog bites!
She was very attractive.
Yeah, shiny coat,|wet nose, clear eyes.
No, Baldrick. It was a woman.
Fair enough, My Lord.
Right, now that's sorted out.
Percy, what are we up to today?
Well, My Lord...
First I thought that you and I...
might get out a couple|of prisoners...
Actually, they look|rather like dog bites.
All right, they are.|I got bitten by a dog.
A woman pushed me off a rampart,|finding me hideously ugly,
and I got ravaged|by a rabid dog. Satisfied?
- Yes, My Lord.|- Good. Excellent.
Percy, you were saying?
Right, My Lord.
We might... So it wasn't a woman?
No, a dog, a dog,|a bloody great dog!
Right, My Lord.
Harry gets all the women.
Shut up. I never want to hear women|mentioned in my company again.
- And dogs?|- Or dogs. Shut up, you.
I never want to see a woman again.
If a woman wants|to talk to me, warn her.
The Black Adder|is a venomous reptile
and women are his prey.
(Knock at door)
Enter! If you're a woman,
prepare to be thrown out|of the window.
My Lord, I bring a message.
Yes, obviously. You're a messenger.
You're engaged to be married|to the Infanta Maria of Spain.
My Lord, I bring a message.|You are...
Yes, yes, yes.
Go on, get out.|Get, get out, out, out!
- Well, boys, did you hear that?|- (Baldrick) Mmm.
I am to marry the Infanta of Spain.
Yes, My Lord.|Shall I go and tell her?
The Black Adder|is a venomous reptile...
No, no, no, no, no!
This is no ordinary woman, Percy.
This is a beautiful royal princess.
Just imagine what|the Spanish Infanta must be like.
(Percy and Baldrick howl like dogs)
Ah, bienvenida a nuestro castillo.
Espero que encuentre|los deshagues a su satisfaction.
It's Spanish|for "Welcome to our castle,
"I hope the drains|are to your satisfaction."
I've jotted it down. Should help|break the ice with the Infanta.
I don't think you know|the Countess Caroline of Luxembourg.
Er, no, er,|how do you do, young lady?
Well, good luck. Er, bienvenue|a notre chateau, Caroline...
Have you ever seen anyone|so seething with jealousy?
- No.|- Seethe, seethe.
If he goes on like that,|he'll turn into a seethe.
Baldrick,|what are you talking about?
- My Lord.|- Yes.
They say that the Infanta's eyes|are more beautiful
than the famous Stone of Galveston.
The famous Stone|of Galveston, My Lord.
And...what's that exactly?
Well, it's a famous blue stone
and it comes...from Galveston.
I see. And what about it?
Well, the Infanta's eyes|are bluer than it.
I see.|Have you ever seen this stone?
No. Not as such, My Lord.
But I know people who have|and they say it's very blue indeed.
Have these people seen|the Infanta's eyes?
I shouldn't think so.
- And neither have you.|- No, My Lord.
What you're telling me is that|something you have never seen
is slightly less blue than|something else you have never seen.
Yes, My Lord.
Percy, you are as much use to me|as a hole in the head.
An affliction you must be familiar|with, never having had a brain.
- Hello!|- Hello.
Here I am, awaiting the arrival|of the beautiful, ravishing...
Leave me alone,|I'm trying to talk to someone.
..while you're wittering away|like a moorhen...
(Lady speaks Spanish)
You are the love|of my life, my love.
What? Percy, is this|a friend of yours? Someone you...
You are the only one for me.|I want to hug and kiss you.
- (Speaks Spanish)|- I am the Infanta!
What? No one told me|you had a beard.
Must be Jeremy of Estonia.
- Yo soy la Infanta!|- Well, absolutely.
(Speaks in Spanish)
I have waited for this moment|all of my life.
(Speaks passionately in Spanish)
Your nose is smaller|than I expected.
I suffer no similar disappointment.
My love, my love.
Mm, mm, mm, mm...
- (Spanish)|- Your lips, I like.
It's the rest of your body|I wish to find out more about.
I'll slit their gizzards.
- My Lord, news.|- What?
The Spanish Infanta has arrived.
Soon we'll have Spain in our grip.
My Lord, news. The King of France|sends his greetings.
Good news. My diplomacy triumphs.
My Lord, news. Lord Wessex is dead.
- This news is not good.|- Pardon, My Lord.
I like it not. Bring me other news.
Pardon, My Lord.
I like not this news.|Bring me some other news.
Yes, My Lord.
My Lord, news.
- Lord Wessex is not dead.|- Ah! Good news.
Let there be joy and celebration.
- My Lord.|- Yes.
Tell Osmond that to strengthen ties|with Spain, he marries tomorrow.
Yes, My Lord.
In 24 hours,|I'll be married to a walrus.
You can't lock her out.
You may be right.
That should hold her up|for at least a minute.
Wait a moment, My Lord.
I may have a plan|to get you out of this marriage.
But it's a stupid plan,|let's face it.
Oh, well, yes, maybe you're right.
But tell me anyway.
No, I won't bother, My Lord.
Please, tell me what your plan is.
- Please, tell me.|- All right.
I go along to the Infanta's room,|and tell her you've gone mad.
She comes to the door|and you meet her disguised
as a little pig.
This is the cunning part...
Instead of saying "oink, oink",
you say "mooo".
Well, then she'll know|you're mad and leave.
You shouldn't have bothered.
- My Lord?|- What?
I also have a plan.
Make her think you prefer|the company of men.
I do, Baldrick.
No, My Lord, I mean...
the, er, intimate company of men?
You don't mean...
like the Earl of Doncaster?
I mean just like|the Earl of Doncaster.
That great radish,
that steaming great left-footer.
The Earl of Doncaster has been|riding side saddle since he was 17.
Who would marry|the Earl of Doncaster?
No one would...
Brilliant! Of course.
No one would marry|the Earl of Doncaster.
Except perhaps the Duke of Beaufort.
What are we going to do?
First, get you looking right.
Just need to drape something|effeminate around your shoulders.
Either of|the Beaufort twins should do.
All you need to do|is practise with Percy.
Presentation, My Lord.
You over here,|and, My Lord, just there.
Right, now, Percy,
Lord Edmund is going to try|to make himself, er,
attractive to you.
You know,|like the Earl of Doncaster.
Good Lord. Oh, well, fair enough.
No, you act normal,|I'm the Earl of Doncaster.
- Right.|- Right.
Oh, my God, this is impossible.|I can't do this.
I've got a couple more things.
Oh, Percy, what am I going to do?
We could try|and strike up a conversation.
(Effeminate voice)|Hello there!
- How are you?|- I'm fine.
Have you heard? Prince Edmund's|going to marry the Infanta.
No, he damn well isn't. Anyone who|says I am, gets it. Do you hear me?
(Percy)|Oh! Oh! oh!
Yes, that's the kind of thing.
(Fanfare)|Look out. Here she comes.
Chiswick, take this|to the Queen of Naples.
- What is it?|- The King of Naples.
Immediately, My Lord.
Oh, my God.
Some, er, lark|for the stag party, what?
Er...yes, yes, that's right.
I don't think you've met the|Grand Duchess Ursula of Brandenburg.
(Very low voice)|Er, no, how do you do, Ursula?
I'd like a word about|the speech at your wedding.
I'm going for a fruit motif.
- (Very low voice) Er, yes.|- Something like,
"It is with exstrawberry pleasure|that we welcome you."
"May you be the apple|of your husband's eye."
"And may he in turn cherrys you."
- Cherish, you see.|- Oh, ha ha.
"Even though|it's an oranged marriage."
- (All laugh)|- (Harry) What do you think?
(Low voice)|Brilliant. Quite, quite brilliant.
I thought it was good. I'm hoping|to squeeze in a banana by the end.
(Fanfare)|My Lord, this is it.
Mother, for Chrissakes,|what do you want?
Oh! Nothing, nothing.
It's working, it's working!
- I embrace and love you utterly.|- What?
Oh, what a love, that you dress|like a Spanish man to delight me.
- (Speaks Spanish)|- What love, what love!
Baldrick, you fool.
Look at the two lovebirds.
One lovebird and one love-elephant.
It's almost as if|they were married already.
What did you say?
It's almost as if|you were married already.
That's what I thought you said. Oh!
Yes, My Lord.
- I have another plan.|- (Infanta) Oh, uh!
Is she the best you could do?|I mean, I am marrying her.
It's only|for a couple of days, isn't it?
That's true. Hurry up, Father.
We are gathered, Gracious Lord,
to bear witness,|at very short notice.
(Woman laughs hysterically)
..to the marriage|of these God-fearing Christians,
Edmund, the Duke of Edinburgh|and Tully Applebottom.
- Is that right?|- Yes, that's right!
Who ever would have thought it?
The Duke of Edinburgh,
consumed with passion,|whisks away little Tully!
(Tully laughs hysterically)
Shut up! Get on with it!
Yes, very well.|Are you Edmund, Duke of Edinburgh?
No, I'm a bowl of soup.
Come on, hurry up.
And are you Miss Tully Applebottom?
Never mind.|Get on with it, Father, come on.
The church's never going to progress|if it isn't a bit adaptable.
This is most unusual.
But hasn't the church|always dealt with the unusual??
The miracle with the fishes,|for example!
No one knows any impediment why they|may not be joined in holy matrimony.
No. No. No. No. No. No.
And you are?
The father of the bride!
No, the husband of the bride.
This is my husband, Thomas.
Thomas, this is my fiance,|the Duke of Edinburgh.
Prince Edmund, this is Thomas.
Er, Thomas, this is Father O'...
Er, Smith. I called|about the ducking-stool fund.
Mr Applebottom, I was wondering
whether I could have a temporary|arrangement with your good lady.
I only need her|for a very short stint.
Stupid peasant,|all I want to do is marry your wife.
Get out of here!
Oh! That was|the Duke of Edinburgh, you know!
No! That'll be|the Earl of Doncaster.
(Infanta sighs contently)
- Well, this is nice.|- Yes.
To have a little talk|about ladies' things.
Just the two of us.
Tell me, Mrs Queen,|about English men.
Oh, well, they spend most of|their time with animals, you know.
And with other men. But, oh,|when they do come to the women,
they only want one thing.
What is that?
A kind of pudding, made with|bread and butter and raisins.
Oh! And of course, the other thing!
(Laughs and speaks Spanish)
And what is the other thing?
- Oh, well, custard.|- Crema.
Now, Edmund, what he like?
I told you, this pudding.
- No, what's he like in bed.|- In bed!
In bed, yes. Well...
In bed he likes hot milk|with just a little of cinnamon.
No, no, no, no.
Well, like a little rabbit, really.
Mummy, Mummy, how much I love him.
I'd never have believed|my stag party would be like this.
The most depressing night|of my life.
At least you can take solace|in one thing.
We're pretty sure she's a virgin.
At least there are no living|witnesses to the contrary.
Or else we might still|stand a chance.
Officially, you've|still got to be a virgin.
What, My Lord?
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Please, My Lord,|I beg you to reconsider.
You know I'd take any other way.
I'll die in there.
Don't worry,|we'll give you a hero's funeral.
Bury you at sea, say you died|in combat with an enemy vessel.
Right. Now, go on, in you go.
Little boy with big job to do.
Come on, Percy, let's get the King.
(Percy chokes back tears)
(In soft, high voice)|Infanta!
(Infanta)|Edmundo? Edmundo, amor mio.
(Interpreter) Oh, Edmund, my love.
(Infanta makes excited noises)
- My Lord, Your Majesty.|- What?
- I bring the gravest of news.|- What?
Have our armies on the Rhine|been slaughtered,
had their heads cut off and|cheese poured down their nostrils
- in the traditional Swiss manner?|- No, My Lord.
(Infanta speaks passionately)
(Interpreter) Don't hold back,|please, my little one.
Is it the Russian royal family,
mistaken for bison,|due to excessive winter clothing,
and hunted down, chopped to pieces,
and eaten as sweets|by Mongolian bandits?
No, My Lord.
the Spanish Infanta is not a virgin.
Yes, I know that.
Her uncle told me.
That's why|he took 500 off the dowry.
But I thought...
Only one of you has to be a virgin.
Dearly beloved,|we are gathered together
here in the sight of Our Lord,
to witness the marriage|of two God-fearing Christians.
Are you Edmund, Duke of Edinburgh?
Ye-yes, I am.
Are you|Maria Escalosa Fiona Infan...
(Speaks impatiently in Spanish)
Stupid person, hurry up,
I wish to entwine him|in my broad thighs.
Marriage is an holy state,|conceived by God.
- If anyone knows just cause...|- (Thinks) Dear Lord,
please help me now.
..let him speak now|or forever hold his peace.
(Thinks)|Now's your chance.
So be it.
(Thinks)|Oh, thanks a lot.
Do you, Edmund Plantaganet,|take Maria...
- Usted, Edmundo Plantaganet...|- Oh, shut up.
..to be your lawful wedded wife,|to have and to hold,
to cherish and to delight,
to chastise and|to beat until death...
..until death do you part.
Speak up! Can't hear a thing here.
Still can't hear!
I do, I do, I do!
- Do you, Maria Escalosa Infante,|- Si, si!
- ..take Edmund Plantagenet...|- Yes, yes.
- I then pronounce you...|- Stop!
I bring unbelievable news|that must halt the wedding.
Have the Swiss and French made|sudden peace at a mountain pass,
then forged a clandestine|alliance with Spain,
leaving us|without friends in Europe,
unless we make|an immediate pact with Hungary?
As I thought.
Are there any Hungarian Princesses|in the castle?
Yes, I think I've got one. Er...
Yes, Princess Leia of Hungary.
What's she like?
Er, Leia is young and beautiful,|her eyes are like opals,
her hair a cascade|of perfect chestnut.
That sounds all right.
(Speaks Spanish, angrily)
What is happening, please?
Call her into the court.
And as for that|great Spanish dumpling there,
get her out of my sight at once!
Or I'll eat her. Argh!
My love, save me.
Sorry, what can I do? Politics.
Come on, come on, come on.|Where is she?
Where is Princess Leia?
(King)|Ah, good. Good!
Osmond, meet your new wife.
Are we getting married now?
Yes, I believe we are.
Come on, then.
we are gathered here today.
(Edmund)|"And so it came to pass
"that the Big Bear|had to leave all his friends,
"and go to live in a land far away,
"where the elves and the fairies|would look after him,
"until the day that he died."
That was lovely, Edmund.|What a happy story.
Is it time to put the light out?
Yes, my dear, I think it is.
It must be at least six o'clock.
# The sound of hoof-beats|'cross the glade
# Good folk, lock up|your son and daughter
# Beware the deadly flashing blade
# Unless you want to end up shorter
# Black Adder, Black Adder
# He rides a pitch-black steed
# Black Adder, Black Adder
# He's very bad indeed
# Black, his gloves of finest mole
# Black, his codpiece made of metal
# His horse is blacker than a vole
# His pot is blacker than his kettle
# Black Adder, Black Adder
# With many a cunning plan
# Black Adder, Black Adder
# You horrid little man #
(Leia) Can I have|a drink of water, please?
(Edmund) Yes, yes, yes. All right.
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Bedroom Key The CD1
Bedroom Key The CD2
Before Night Falls 2000 CD1
Before Night Falls 2000 CD2
Before Sunset 2004
Behind Enemy Lines 2001
Behind The Sun (Walter Salles 2001)
Being John Malkovich
Being There (1979) CD1
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Belle Epoque CD1
Belle Epoque CD2
Belle and La Bete La (1946)
Bellinin And The Spynx CD1
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Bells Of St Marys The (1945)
Belly Of The Beast
Belly of an Architect The
Bend It Like Beckham
Bend of the River 1952
Beneath the Planet of the Apes
Benny and Joon
Best years of our lives 1946
Bet on My Disco
Better Off Dead 1985
Better Than Chocolate
Better Tomorrow 2 A CD1
Better Tomorrow 2 A CD2
Better Tomorrow 3 A
Better Way To Die A
Between Heaven and Hell
Beverly Hillbillies The 1993
Beverly Hills Ninja
Beyond Borders CD1
Beyond Borders CD2
Beyond The Clouds
Bez konca (No End 1985) CD1
Bez konca (No End 1985) CD2
Biches Les (Claude Chabrol 1968)
Bicho de sete cabezas
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Big Bounce The
Big Chill The
Big Deal on Madonna Street (1958)
Big Fat Liar
Big Fish 2003
Big Hit The
Big Lebowski The
Big Mommas House
Big Shot - A Confessions of a Campus Bookie 2002
Big Sleep The
Big clock The 1948
Big girls dont cry
Billy Madison 1995
Bingwoo 2004 CD1
Bingwoo 2004 CD2
Bionicle 2 A Legends of Metru-Nui
Bionicle Mask Of Light 2003
Birch Tree Meadow The
Bird People in China The 1998 CD1
Bird People in China The 1998 CD2
Bird on a wire
Bishops Wife The 1947 CD1
Bishops Wife The 1947 CD2
Bite the bullet
Bitter Sugar (Azucar amarga)
BlackAdder 1x1 - The Foretelling
BlackAdder 1x2 - Born to be King
BlackAdder 1x3 - The Archbishop
BlackAdder 1x4 - The Queen of Spains Beard
BlackAdder 1x5 - Witchsmeller Pursuivant
BlackAdder 1x6 - The Black Seal
BlackAdder 2x1 - Bells
BlackAdder 2x2 - Head
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BlackAdder 2x4 - Money
BlackAdder 2x5 - Beer
BlackAdder 2x6 - Chains
BlackAdder 4x1 - Captain Cook
BlackAdder 4x2 - Corporal Punishment
BlackAdder 4x3 - Major Star
BlackAdder 4x4 - Private Plane
BlackAdder 4x5 - General Hospital
BlackAdder 4x6 - Goodbyeee
BlackAdder Christmas Carol 1988
BlackAdder The Cavalier Years
BlackAdder the Third 3x1
BlackAdder the Third 3x2
BlackAdder the Third 3x3
BlackAdder the Third 3x4
BlackAdder the Third 3x5
BlackAdder the Third 3x6
Black Adder V - Back and Forth
Black Hawk Down
Black Mask 2
Black Rain CD1
Black Rain CD2
Black Widow 1987
Black and White (1998)
Blackout The 1997 CD1
Blackout The 1997 CD2
Blade 3 - Trinity
Blade Of Fury
Blade Runner (1982 Original Cut) CD1
Blade Runner (1982 Original Cut) CD2
Blade Runner Directors Cut
Blair Witch Project The
Blame It On Rio
Blast From The Past 1999
Blast from the Past
Blazing Sun (1960) CD1
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Bless The Child
Blind Chance (1987) CD1
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Blind Spot Hitlers Secretary (2002)
Blob The 1988
Blood Wedding (1981)
Blood and Black Lace
Blow 2001 CD1
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Blow Dry 2001
Blown Away 1994 CD1
Blown Away 1994 CD2
Blue (Derek Jarman)
Blue Collar Comedy Tour The Movie
Blue Max The CD1
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Blue Planet The 1
Blue Planet The 2 - The Deep
Blue Planet The 3 - Open Ocean
Blue Planet The 4 - Frozen Seas
Blue Spring 2001
Blue juice 1995
Blues Brothers The (1980) CD1
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Boat Trip - Feedback Overflow
Bob Le Flambeur 1955
Bob Marley Story - Rebel Music
Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice
Bone Collector The
Bonnie and Clyde
Book of Fate The
Book of Pooh The
Boondock Saints The
Boot Das 1981 CD1
Boot Das 1981 CD2
Bourne supremacy The-1CD
Boy Who Saw The Wind The
Boys and Girls
Boyz N the Hood
Branca de Neve
Bread and Roses
Breakfast Club The
Breakfast at Tiffanys
Breakin all the rules
Bride with White Hair The
Bridge Man The CD1
Bridge Man The CD2
Broadway Danny Rose
Brother (Takeshi Kitano)
Brother Sun Sister Moon 1972
Brother from Another Planet The 1984
Brotherhood Of The Wolf
Buena Estrella La (Lucky Star)
Bugs Bunny - Baseball Bugs (1946)
Bugs Bunny - Big Top Bunny (1951)
Bugs Bunny - Bugs Bunny Gets the Boid (1942)
Bugs Bunny - Bugs Bunny and the Three Bears (1944)
Bugs Bunny - Bugs and Thugs (1954)
Bugs Bunny - Bully for Bugs (1953)
Bugs Bunny - Frigid Hare (1949)
Bugs Bunny - Hair-Raising Hare (1946)
Bugs Bunny - Haredevil Hare (1948)
Bugs Bunny - Long Haired Hare (1949)
Bugs Bunny - My Bunny Lies Over the Sea (1948)
Bugs Bunny - Rabbits Kin (1952)
Bugs Bunny - Tortoise Wins by a Hare (1943)
Bugs Bunny - Wabbit Twouble (1941)
Bugs Bunny - Water Water Every Hare (1952)
Bugs Bunny - Whats Up Doc (1950)
Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck - Rabbit Fire (1951)
Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck - Rabbit Seasoning (1952)
Bugs Bunny and Elmer - Rabbit of Seville (1950)
Bugs Bunny and Taz - Devil May Hare (1954)
Bugs Bunny and Yosemite Sam - Ballot Box Bunny (1951)
Bugs Bunny and Yosemite Sam - Big House Bunny (1950)
Bugs Bunny and Yosemite Sam - Bunker Hill Bunny (1950)
Bugs Bunny and Yosemite Sam - High Diving Hare (1949)
Bugs Life A
Bullet in the Head
Bulletproof Monk 2003
Bullets Over Broadway
Bully (Unrated Theatrical Edition)
Burning Paradise (Ringo Lam 1994)
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid A Special Edition
Butchers Wife The