Farscape - 2x04 - Crackers Dont Matter
His name is T'raltixx.
And you brought him on board?
He said he could adjust Moya's electromagnetics
so that no one would be able to trace us.
Oh, great. So he's like one of those mechanics on 60 Minutes
who says he's gonna help and then he screws us
Crichton, we have to do something.
Scorpius has left wanted beacons for us all over the commerce planet.
What'd you buy?
Dried food rectangles.
-That's it? -That's it. A thousand units of them.
Crackers? You just bought crackers?
Don't start. I told them to buy something else, and - and they didn't listen to me.
Get out of the way.
This is why we only had time to get crackers.
That's a wanted beacon.
I saw ten of them in the market in the city.
We had to get off the planet and straightaway here in case anyone figured out who we were.
Well, it does make a beautiful souvenir, Aeryn.
I'm trying to find a trace signal to Scorpius' location on it,
and that way, we can go the opposite direction.
T'raltixx is ready.
Oh, yes, um... Zhaan has decided to test T'raltixx's device on your module.
Wonderful. Wouldn't want to use your Prowler, would we?
Well, no thanks to you, the module has Moya modifications on it,
so we can monitor and verify the results.
The central device I'll make for Moya
will be much larger, yes of course.
But it works on the same principle. It programs itself on the inverse of the power drive.
I'll need someone to start the module, please.
Yeah, of course you will.
You know, I once bought a set of knives from this guy on TV.
Cat swore to me that-that they could-they could cut through bone, metal, shoes.
Hell, he could cut through my damn car and still dice tomatoes.
You know what? He was lying.
Uh, I don't understand. If you don't wish my-my services…
Bingo! Give brainiac a fluffy dog
Please, softer. Your-your voice hurts my ears.
Okay, softer. I don't want you here, but they do.
So, I'm gonna start my engine.
However, I love my module,
so nothing funky better happen to it.
Excuse me. Be sure to turn the power drive on for just 10 microts.
10 exactly. More than that and the central device will overheat and explode.
Just gets better and better all the time, doesn't it, guys?
Oh, by the goddess, it worked.
See? Nothing happened.
What? What are you all looking at?
No, I don't like it either, but he did it.
The module disappeared. I disappeared.
-How is your module? -Checked out fine. I checked out fine.
While vaguely concerned about you,
I am much more interested in how this will affect Moya.
Look, T'raltixx's device may be the only way past
the bounty hunters that Scorpius is gonna to send after us.
That may be, but I don't think it's wise to go to the transformation yards on this planet.
He says he can't build the device out here: it's too big.
Do you trust him?
Have you seen him? He's blind. He's got a big head,
but he's blind.
Barring the Yoda factor, if he gives us any trouble we lock him up.
But do you trust him?
Hell no, I don't trust him. Do I look stupid to you?
No, please. Don't answer that question.
Pilot, you do the long-range scan on the planet.
We send Aeryn out in the Prowler to check it out. We're going to play this thing safe.
I think it's worth the risk.
Changing course now.
My planet is one solar day's travel beyond the five pulsars.
-They're beautiful. -Yes.
- But I should warn you... -Oh, here it comes...
It's... don't worry, it's nothing, really.
But as we travel through the pulsar light, occasionally
it affects lesser species.
Well, define 'lesser species'.
Oh, genetic laborers, ungifted menials.
It's rare that it would disturb beings of your sentient stature.
What exactly does this light do to these lesser species?
Slight impairment of judgement. Some wooziness, perhaps.
-That's it? -That's it.
The effects are minor and temporary.
Anybody feel anything?
Oh, I feel good. The light.
Thought you were blind.
I am, but my other faculties have compensated.
Uh, I developed an internal radar of sorts.
I may never be able to read a database, but I can sense motion and avoid most DRDs
Hang on a second.
Pip, whatcha doing?
Oh, I'm having sex with three Hynerian donkeys.
What does it look like?
How come you weren't up in Command? Didn't you want to see the pulsar lights?
I've seen everything the universe has, Crichton.
I was listening. The light won't affect me.
-Are you saving some? -What?
Crackers. What you're stuffing in your face. Are you saving some for the rest of us?
Oh, well there's plenty more.
What was all that about?
He thinks I'm stealing food.
He thinks I'm taking more than my share.
Look. We gotta talk.
What was wrong with that one?
Uh, too noisy,
and my ears detect sounds well above your range.
Is there anything further from the engine core?
Fine, I'll take you down another tier.
What are you doing?
Finding T'raltixx a place to bunk.
But he's not coming in here.
He wouldn't want to go in there, cranky.
All his senses are heightened,
including his nose. You might kill him without intending to.
Oh, but, you know, you might want to get back to the center chamber
No reason. Just, uh... Chiana's eating all the food.
That guy eats and craps his body weight twice a day.
I see. Hmm. Yes.
Reward for the capture of John Crichton. Reward for the capture of John Cri...
What have you done?
I haven't done anything. There's obviously a burn glitch in the transmission and I'm just trying to see if there's anymore data on it.
Like, uh, I don't know, like why don't you leave me alone and go and sit in the sun?
-You wouldn't tell me, would you? -Tell you what?
If there was another message on there... say,
a personal message from Scorpius offering you a pardon for turning us in?
Do you have to be so frelling annoying? I'm trying to work, here.
Zhaan, where are you?
I'm up in the maintenance bay, John, about to have a fight with Aeryn.
Don't do that. Remember what T'raltixx said about the pulsar light?
That's right. He said that it - it affected lesser species.
That might explain her behavior.
Then get down here. It's your turn to babysit T'raltixx.
You brought his fuzzy ass on board and he's driving me nuts.
Are you sure you're all right, John?
I'm fine. Just get your big, blue butt down here.
What are you doing?
-Hmm? Nothing, I-I'm just... -WHAT are you doing?
Crichton-Crichton said Chiana was stealing food!
Oh, so you decided to get here first?
The little malik will eat anything that's not maggot-covered!
Obviously so would you.
Chiana told me that you would start to rob from us.
But I'm not. It's that bitch... it's Chiana!
She's not the one eating here!
But if you want your crackers so badly,
I'll give your eminence crackers.
you wanted crackers?
We've got plenty. You see?
You've got three stomachs. One of them must be empty. Eat them!
I think there's something wrong with Zhaan.
She seems to be in some kind of trance.
Is she smiling?
Yes, I think so.
She's probably just enjoying the pulsar light.
She's a plant. Put her in the light, watch her smile.
May I ask you one more thing? Yes?
Crichton and the rest on Moya, do you like them?
I don't think I do like them.
I thought as much.
Where are you? We've been comming you for half an arn. Why didn't you pick up?
I didn't hear.
There must be something wrong with your signal.
Have you noticed anything different around here, shell-head? In case you haven't,
let me be the first to inform you that people are starting to act a little strange.
Why don't you run a spectrum analysis to see what's in the light to cause this.
I'll run a scan.
Thank you so much.
- Aeryn, just give me a look. - Will you stop it?
What are you hiding?
C'mon! Let me see it.
If there's nothing on there then show me the whole message.
Back off, Chiana.
Oh, sister. I'm think maybe you should back off.
Zhaan told us you were…
-What the hell is going on here? -Nothing.
She won't play me the message.
There's a hidden message on there and she won't show it to me.
She's out of her frelling mind. There's nothing on there.
-Show her the message. -What?
Show her the message. If there's nothing secret on the beacon, then show her the message and she can get the hell out of here.
Wait a minute. Why do you want me to watch it?
What's on there you want me to see?
You know what? Aeryn's right.
-You're freakin' insane. -Thank you.
What's going on in here?
Go back to your mountain, Grizzly, you're not wanted here.
They're up to something. They are! They're working together.
First of all they don't want me to watch the beacon and now they want me to watch the beacon.
Oh, yeah. I could give a squirrel's nut what you watch.
Why don't you show her what's on the beacon?
Get your hands OFF of me!
Oh, I don't think so!
What the hell are we doing?
Lookit. We're fighting over lousy crackers
and secret messages that don't exist!
You know, we were never normal, guys.
Someone wanna tell me what's happening?
That's all right, champ.
Just as soon as we get past the pulsars, everything will go back to... normal.
I hope so.
And Chiana... feel free to take a look or not to take a look.
I-I really don't care.
Yeah. That's right.
I-I'll-I'll do what I wanna do.
You know, I was only trying to BE POLITE!
You all right?
Yeah, I'm fine.
You're REAL good.
Pilot? Pilot! Oh,
don't make me come up there. Pilot?!
A little. You said 'a little'.
You said the pulsars might affect judgment 'a little'.
I'd say that this is a little more than 'a little'.
Well, I'm sorry. I've never heard of the pulsars affecting sentient beings
Uh huh. And why is it not affecting you?
I-I-I think it must be my blindness.
No one's sure why, but the light disturbs optic neurons
and triggers distrust.
I have no neurons, thus no distrust.
Just enjoy it, John. Enjoy it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have another one, blue girl.
lonic radiation gives her photogasms. Unless she's faking it.
I think they can do that, you know. Hey, Zhaan, you faking it?
Perhaps we should turn back. My device is not worth risking any of you.
Shut up. We are not turning back.
I want Moya to stay right here and go 'round in circles.
There's no point, is there, in turning back?
We're already halfway through the pulsar field.
So the effects should start diminishing soon.
One would hope so.
Rygel, I know you're down here.
Let go of me!
Did D'Argo send you to finish the job?
Be quiet. I'm not going to hurt you... yet.
I don't want anybody to hear us, so shut up.
Now, I don't like you, Rygel. I think you're a coward and a zannet
and maybe that's why I can trust you.
You'd be too much of a coward to betray me.
-I trust you, too, Aeryn -Shut up.
Now, I've got a plan and I need somebody to watch my back against the others.
Do you want to volunteer?
Aeryn's definitely hiding something from me.
There's something else on that beacon.
You think she's trying to contact Scorpius?
Through the beacon?
She could be trying to turn us in.
Working with Crichton?
I'm not sure. The only way to protect ourselves is to get off this ship.
- Chiana, we... - You deal with it.
-Hello, D'Argo. -What do you want, Zhaan?
Are you working with Crichton?
What are you talking about? Leave me alone.
She's definitely working with Crichton.
I'm only judging on my experience with you,
but I've never seen such a deficient species.
Have you run a scan on the pulsar light yet?
How do humans make it through a cycle...
even half a cycle... without killing each other?
We find it difficult. Have you run the scan?
You have no special abilities.
You're not particularly smart, can hardly smell,
can barely see, and you're not even vaguely physically or spiritually imposing.
Is there anything you do well?
Watch football. Have you run the scan?
Nobody trusts you, Crichton. Do you know that?
Sometimes they pity you because of your incompetence…
Mama always said... ... you want something done, you DO it yourself.
Don't touch my console!
Oh, you want to talk about incompetence
- Off you go! Away! - ... Moya would dump your ass in a heartbeat
I warned you.
-what the hell's happened to you? -Nothing's happening to me.
-Can you see the light? -What are you talking about?
The pulsar light. Does it physically come in here?
No, my readings of it are registered on Moya's database.
So you can't actually see the light.
So WHY are you being affected by it?
I'm not. Now, get out.
I've been in the light. Zhaan's been in the light. But...
Hey, guys. I think I'm onto something.
Stay back! We're only taking our equal share of food.
I'm just trying to…
If he comes any closer, shoot him.
Look, don't make me crazy, okay? It's hard enough trying to…
People have been stealing food, so we're only going to take what we…
I don't care about crackers!
- We do. - We want food
Is that what this is all about?
Is that it?
Then where's my ice cream?
-What? -Where it is my ice cream
-Savage, I know almost every food in the galaxy -Where's my damn ice cream?!
I have no idea what "eye is green" is.
Is that it, Sparky?
Gonna take the road well-traveled?
Gonna play dumb?
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!
Baskin Robbins, Ben and Jerry's, Good Humor.
What's your favorite
creamsicle or fudgesicle?
T'raltixx. Where are my DRDs?
There are none up here.
I'm sorry, Pilot. I should have told you.
I need their help.
For the darkness.
It hurts my eyes and makes me blind.
I need to make light, Pilot. Bright light.
What are you doing in there?
Don't be alarmed.
I'm just altering Moya's bioluminescence for a few moments.
It won't hurt her.
The rest of your crew you trust them?
Do you trust them?
I don't know.
Do you need the rest of them in order to function?
No. They get in the way more than help.
I suspected that.
I can help you, Pilot.
If you help me, I think I may have a proposition for that you may find
Hurry up. You're not moving fast enough.
So why don't you get off your fat ass and help me?
Did you kill Zhaan?
No. No, she was walking around all zapped out, so I, uh...
Now, she was reporting back to you, wasn't she?
Gilligan and Mary Ann.
Maybe you're Ginger
I'd have to, uh, see you in a Wonderbra to know. Where are you guys takin' the Minnow?
We're just getting off Moya.
In my module? I don't think so.
Afraid it needs this to fly.
And I've disabled the hangar doors, so no one is getting off the boat
He didn't care about Zhaan.
Uh... D'Argo, he, um, he just left her here.
You said she was working for him
-Well, she was, she, um... -Oh, she was? Stay back!
No, you stay back.
I'm not planning on stealing your food, Rygel.
I know that.
Well, then, stay alert while I do this. We need some bargaining power in this
Oh, stop nagging. I'm watching your back!
At this rate then, I'll survive - what - an extra 2 microts?
If you don't watch it, bitch, I'll just back into an air duct and you'll be
What? Run away, as always?
I never run away.
I... strategically maneuver.
-Hiya, honey! -Go away!
Hiya, kids. What's going on?
Is this a... French Revolution type of thing?
Listen, I might be crazy... could be
but I got a plan.
What do you say we all put our guns down. …
lock 'em in a closet. That way nobody gets hurt
Next time you'll be a crouton, Crichton.
-Pilot, Pilot. -Something the matter, Crichton?
It's that damn Peacekeeper bitch.
She's barricaded herself in the Command. I think she's trying to take over the ship.
I'm aware of her actions.
Shut her down. Lights, power, all of it.
I'm sorry, John. I cannot do that.
Got a bit of a problem, Commander?
Well, now you've got one more.
Because the only way you're going to get my weapon is if I'm dead!
Look at what you're doing.
You're right. You're so right.
He's absolutely right. The power setting's too low.
Thank you. So much better!
...Crichton. His name is John Crichton...
Hey, missy, why you messing with that beacon?
Oh, hey, Johnny.
Well, I'm not messing with nothing.
Oh... god... damn...
They don't get it. They don't get it, Scorpy. They don't get how crazy they are.
You're right, John. They don't get it.
They don't get how crazy they are... because...
'Cause they stole the crackers.
You'll never be able to take over Moya.
Pilot won't let you.
I have disabled his ability to spy on us up here.
We just have to hope that the others keep him busy.
Hope? Your great plan depends on hope?
What if Pilot pumps poison gas in here, or
We have to risk it, don't we?
In any assault, a soldier has to take chances and attack the nerve center.
Shut up. I don't need a grunt to give me a military assault lecture.
I wrote military assault lectures.
You? The only thing you've ever assaulted is a plate of food cubes. Now shut up.
And you remember that cracker?
That older kid - Howie Lewis - who beat you up for it?
You were just 12.
It took months, but you got even. And you poured sugar in poor Howie's Harley. Howie had no idea it was you
Yes, revenge is a dish best served cold, and you like revenge, don't you
I hate it when villains quote Shakespeare.
They're coming to kill you, John.
We'd better get ready.
I need more light!
I'm already boosting in three additional core channels.
I need more. Please, Pilot.
You save me, then I'll save you.
Save me from who?
From the others! Don't you understand?
They're plotting against you.
You may not trust me… but believe me,
trust them much less!
Boosting in two more core channels.
Oh, go ahead. Try it, Medusa, try it.
Down boy. Roll over.
Go on, John, do it. Then we can go to the beach!
I know a place with naked sebacean girls and margarita shooters.
Go away, Scorpy. You're not real.
Oh. What? What?
Am I being... irritational?
Oh. Well, have a little pain.
Then we can go to that little Italian joint I know.
I don't like Italian.
Don't be a coward. Kill him,
not me. Him!
Crichton? Don't, I-I can help you.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm still achin' from the last time you helped me.
What a slut.
Is that why your family abandoned you?
Because you'd spread 'em for anybody, anytime?
John, please. Please, don't.
No, 'fraid not. My little black book... is all full.
John. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Show a little bit of patience. Tie her up.
Then we can save her for dessert.
Kill the others. Then we can have a little bit of fun with her.
I like that idea.
Hurry up. Do you hear him? Hurry up. Crichton's coming.
You're gonna sell me out, aren't you, when he comes.
You're gonna switch sides?
You're lying. You know how I know that? Because you always lie. You have no integrity.
You have no honor. You cheat, you steal, you stuff your face. That's you!
Well, well, well.
This is becoming a problem you're gonna need professional help with.
First you betray the Peacekeepers...
and every vow you've made since you were born...
And now poor Sparky, here?
Tell, me Princess...
when you're old and fat…
will you have anything to look back on with pride?
Is that it?
Oh, don't stop. Why don't you make another speech, you self-important, deficient little man. All you ever do is talk!
Your father was the hero, you know. He did things.
You, you're just this test monkey that screwed up your first experiment.
That is good!
That is fantastic...
coming from a frigid, flat-butted Peacekeeper SKANK!
Kill her. Then we'll have pizza.
And some margarita shooters.
Go on, John. Kill her. Do it. Do it.
Nobody... has margaritas
You're out of your mind, John.
Are you cracking up, little man?
-Hello? -Uh, I'm okay, Aeryn. This
Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
I am tired of having to always listen to YOU.
Aeryn. Listen... I just shot Scorpius.
You're wrong, you know. When I'm old and fat
when I'm old, there is one thing I'm going to look back on with enormous pride, and that is killing you
Aeryn, he wanted me to shoot you.
Have you got any spare cartridges?
Let me go. I command it, you miserable
No one's going anywhere, not even to Disneyland.
Not before we all have the breakfast of losers.
Oh, look everybody. Sunshine's awake!
Even on a flesh wound.
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
That must hurt.
Sorry. Now that we're all here, and so happy,
do you think we could all get along for three microts?
But D'Argo, I need you to understand... that crackers don't matter.
Woo! Ha! Have I got your attention NOW?
So, class. Today's assignment is...
anyone? Anyone? Anyone?
A brand new car!
No! It's T'raltixx!
T plus R-A-L-T-I double X.
Since he came on board,
we've been fighting about everything,
Now, I've been acting twisted, as well. Still am.
Been seeing Scorpius like he's guest-starring on Hawaii 5-0.
Huh - how crazy is THAT?
But - I realized something. Frigging nuts I am,
it's not the pulsars affecting ME.
Look, if you want me to believe anything you're saying
We are past the pulsars.
So how come we're acting even crazier? Zhaan?
Stop bothering me. I'm busy.
Yes, yes, yes.
Private moment number three hundred and forty-four.
-Tell them. -You tell them.
When I was near T'raltixx, I was more affected than when I was in the light.
He-he made me feel…
Enough. Go for three hundred and forty-five.
So. I have …
as much as I hate to do this
I have to ask for your help
I'm at systems overload!
I need more light!
But why? I'm not sure if I can.
Can you feel it, Pilot?
All of Moya is beginning to glow.
I am magnificent!
Look, I want you to look at what he's doing to Moya.
Look at the walls! They're glowing.
Why? Why would he want us to fight amongst each other?
He wants us out of the way so he can create light.
Mm. I noticed between pleasures. …
he has hundreds of DRDs working
so his chambers are glowing
I think it's time that we paid this creep a visit.
Kill him. Undo me.
Can I trust you?
At least you're honest.
Now. Unless you plan on actually pulling the trigger, don't ever pull a gun on me like that again.
- I was making a point. -So was I.
Don't. Stop it. Focus here.
Okay. T'raltixx said that we're attacked through our optic neurons.
That's how he's getting to us. But I can deal with it.
You just gotta find a way to keep the light and heat off of me, and I'm gonna go in there and kill him.
You?! We're not sending YOU in there after him.
Oh, yeah? Well, I'm the only one around here keeping it vaguely under control.
-Huh! Says who? -Says me, Buckwheat!
You are no warrior. I will kill T'raltixx.
No, you will not. I will. You're wounded.
No way. I want the first shot.
Look at you two bozos.
You'd kill each other before you got anywhere near T'raltixx.
He's right. He's gotta do it.
Don't you get it, furball?
Look, Crichton's the only one not affected by T'raltixx because he's deficient.
-Who you calling deficient? -You.
You've got the worst eyes out of all of us.
That's why your optic nerves aren't being affected.
I got GREAT eyes. They're better than 20/20, and they're BLUE.
Oh, okay. So, can you read the symbols on the basin over there?
There's nothing there.
"Don't flush corrosives.. ".
"Down the waste tunnel. ".
That's all right. That's a joke.
Excellent. If we're gonna let blue-eyes save the day,
we'd better come up with a very good plan.
I'm not deficient.
Humans are superior.
What the hell is this?
Heat-deflecting paste. You'll burn up in there without it.
Smells like puke.
I pre-digested it to increase its potency.
We're going to have to move fast. All of Moya is glowing.
I hate these goggles. They look like crap.
Stop whining. You sound like a zelma. They're the only thing that will stop you from going blind in there.
Probably will, anyway. Here, this may be of some use to you. I made it from a piece of my Prowler and it will withstand a zakkian laser pulse.
Solar-reflecting flare wrap. Pull it on tight.
Does this strike any of you superior beings as a little bit ironic?
I'm the deficient one and I'm still saving your butts.
We soaked it in Zhaan's bio-paste for as long as we could.
I look ridiculous, don't I?
Don't worry. This is T'raltixx's disappearing device.
So it won't matter how ridiculous you look.
We are going to die.
We've attached you to the module in the transport hangar.
Fire the drive up for ten microts, no more.
No mippippippi. I do not want to blow up.
When you get in there, cut off as many of the power conductors as you can.
That should reduce his strength so that you can then get close enough to kill him, all right?
-Damn, it's bright in there. -You ready?
Now, Rygel. Only ten.
-Is it working? -It's working. Go, John. Go.
There's someone in here, Pilot.
I see no one.
-What are you doing, Pilot? -Nothing.
You can't stop me, Crichton. I have the light!
But humans are superior!
You're too weak, Crichton. I will kill you!
I-I will get the light and take over your ship, and then
Give me the light!
Ah! I need more light!
-What about this? -You cannot stop me, Crichton!
Go on, kill me! Well, there are thousands just like me.
We will find another leviathan to make our light!
And when we do, we'll spread like a plague!
We'll rise from our dormancy and kill you all!
I told them it was a mistake
bringing you on board. …
I have talked with everyone else.
All I can say is I'm terribly sorry.
T'raltixx somehow brought out the worst in me.
I think he brought out the worst in all of us, Pilot.
-Your apology is accepted. -Thank you. Thank you both.
I am ashamed
of what I did.
I thought you were going to kill me.
I'm sorry, Rygel.
Can you forgive me?
That did it!
Damn, that was heavy. How did you move it by yourself?
Hm? Oh, I don't know. I just did.
-Hey, now, look. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry about -Oh, no, no. Look,
I was impressed.
How did you come up with all of that crap?
I don't know, Pip. It's just there. …
Did I... did I say anything awful, Chiana?
You don't remember?
No. T'raltixx triggered such a
an intense reaction in me… I blanked everything out.
Whoa. I wish I could do that.
No, no, no, Zhaan. Look, you were the best out of all of us.
You looked like you were having a great time.
anything I said, I, uh…
Uh... I know.
Me, too. …
Humpty-Dumpty sat on a wall.
"And all the King's horses and all the King's men... ".
How do we take it all back?
I don't know. …
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Fahrenheit 451 (1966)
Fahrenheit 911 CD1
Fahrenheit 911 CD2
Fallen Angels 1995
Falls The CD1
Falls The CD2
Family Guy 01x01 - Death Has a Shadow
Family Guy 01x02 - I Never Met the Dead Man
Family Guy 01x03 - Chitty Chitty Death Bang
Family Guy 01x04 - Mind Over Murder
Family Guy 01x05 - A Hero Sits Next Door
Family Guy 01x06 - The Son Also Draws
Family Guy 01x07 - Brian Portrait of a Dog
Family Guy 01x08 - Peter Peter Caviar Eater
Family Guy 01x09 - Running Mates
Family Guy 01x10 - Holy Crap
Family Guy 01x11 - If Im Dyin Im Lyin
Family Guy 01x12 - Love Thy Trophy
Family Guy 01x13 - Death Is A Bitch
Family Guy 01x14 - The King Is Dead
Family Guy 03x01 - The Thin White Line
Family Guy 03x02 - Brian Does Hollywood
Family Guy 03x03 - Mr Griffin Goes To Washington
Family Guy 03x04 - One If By Clam, Two If By Sea
Family Guy 03x05 - And The Weiner Is
Family Guy 03x06 - Death Lives
Family Guy 03x07 - Lethal Weapons
Family Guy 03x08 - The Kiss Seen Around The World
Family Guy 03x09 - Mr Saturday Knight
Family Guy 03x10 - A Fish Out Of Water
Family Guy 03x11 - Emission Impossible
Family Man The
Family Viewing 1987
Fando y Lis
Fanfan le tulipe 2003
Fantomas Contre Scotland Yard
Far From Heaven
Far Off Place A 1993
Far away so close (1993) CD1
Far away so close (1993) CD2
Farewell Home sweet Home (Otar Iosseliani 1999)
Fargo - 1996 CD1 25fps
Fargo - 1996 CD2 25fps
Farscape - 1x01 - Premiere
Farscape - 1x02 - I ET
Farscape - 1x03 - Exodus From Genesis
Farscape - 1x04 - Throne for a Loss
Farscape - 1x05 - Back and Back and Back to the Future
Farscape - 1x06 - Thank God Its Friday Again
Farscape - 1x07 - PK Tech Girl
Farscape - 1x08 - That Old Black Magic
Farscape - 1x09 - DNA Mad Scientist
Farscape - 1x10 - Theyve Got a Secret
Farscape - 1x11 - Till the Blood Runs Clear
Farscape - 1x12 - Rhapsody In Blue
Farscape - 1x13 - The Flax
Farscape - 1x14 - Jeremiah Crichton
Farscape - 1x15 - Durka Returns
Farscape - 1x16 - A Human Reaction
Farscape - 1x17 - Through The Looking Glass
Farscape - 1x18 - A Bugs Life
Farscape - 1x19 - Nerve
Farscape - 1x20 - The Hidden Memory
Farscape - 1x21 - Bone To Be Wild
Farscape - 1x22 - Family Ties
Farscape - 2x01 - Mind The Baby
Farscape - 2x02 - Vitas Mortis
Farscape - 2x03 - Talking The Stone
Farscape - 2x04 - Crackers Dont Matter
Farscape - 2x05 - The Way We Werent
Farscape - 2x06 - Picture If You Will
Farscape - 2x07 - Home On The Remains
Farscape - 2x08 - Dream A Little Dream
Farscape - 2x09 - Out Of Their Minds
Farscape - 2x10 - My Three Crichtons
Farscape - 2x11 - Look At The Princess I - A Kiss Is But A Kiss
Farscape - 2x12 - Look At The Princess II - I Do I Think
Farscape - 2x13 - Look At The Princess III - The Maltese Crichton
Farscape - 2x14 - Beware Of Dog
Farscape - 2x15 - Wont Get Fooled Again
Farscape - 2x16 - The Locket
Farscape - 2x17 - The Ugly Truth
Farscape - 2x18 - A Clockwork Nebari
Farscape - 2x19 - Liars Guns and Money I - A Not So Simple Plan
Farscape - 2x20 - Liars Guns and Money II - With Friends Like These
Farscape - 2x21 - Liars Guns and Money III - Plan B
Farscape - 2x22 - Die Me Dichotomy
Farscape - 3x01 - Season Of Death
Farscape - 3x02 - Suns And Lovers
Farscape - 3x03 - Self Inflicted Wounds I - Coulda Woulda Shoulda
Farscape - 3x04 - Self Inflicted Wounds II - Wait For The Wheel
Farscape - 3x05 - Different Destinations
Farscape - 3x06 - Eat Me
Farscape - 3x07 - Thanks For Sharing
Farscape - 3x08 - Green Eyed Monster
Farscape - 3x09 - Losing Time
Farscape - 3x10 - Relativity
Farscape - 3x11 - Incubator
Farscape - 3x12 - Meltdown
Farscape - 3x13 - Scratch N Sniff
Farscape - 3x14 - Infinite Possibilities I - Daedalus Demands
Farscape - 3x15 - Infinite Possibilities II - Icarus Abides
Farscape - 3x16 - Revenging Angel
Farscape - 3x17 - The Choice
Farscape - 3x18 - Fractures
Farscape - 3x19 - I-Yensch You-Yensch
Farscape - 3x20 - Into The Lions Den I - Lambs To The Slaugher
Farscape - 3x21 - Into The Lions Den II - Wolf In Sheeps Clothing
Farscape - 3x22 - Dog With Two Bones
Farscape - 4x01 - Crichton Kicks
Farscape - 4x02 - What Was Lost (Part 1) - Sacrifice
Farscape - 4x03 - What Was Lost (Part 2) - Resurrection
Farscape - 4x04 - Lavas A Many Splendored Thing
Farscape - 4x05 - Promises
Farscape - 4x06 - Natural Election
Farscape - 4x07 - John Quixote
Farscape - 4x08 - I Shrink Therefore I Am
Farscape - 4x09 - A Prefect Murder
Farscape - 4x10 - Coup By Clam
Farscape - 4x11 - Unrealized Reality (Part 1)
Farscape - 4x12 - Kansas (Part 2)
Farscape - 4x13 - Terra Firma (Part 3)
Farscape - 4x14 - Twice Shy
Farscape - 4x15 - Mental As Anything
Farscape - 4x16 - Bringing Home The Beacon
Farscape - 4x17 - A Constellation Of Doubt
Farscape - 4x18 - Prayer
Farscape - 4x19 - We are So Screwed - Fetal Attraction (Part 1)
Farscape - 4x20 - We are So Screwed - Hot To Katratzi (Part 2)
Farscape - 4x21 - We are So Screwed - La Bomba (Part 3)
Farscape - 4x22 - Bad Timing
Farscape - The Peacekeeper Wars (Part 1)
Farscape - The Peacekeeper Wars (Part 2)
Fast And Furious
Fat Choi Spirit
Fate Ignoranti Le
Father of a Soldier (Rezo Chkheidze 1964)
Father of the Bride
Fear Dot Com
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fear of Fear (Rainer Werner Fassbinder 1975)
Feed the Kitty (1952)
Fellowship of the Ring The
Female Convict Scorpion Beast Stable 1973 Shunya Ito
Female Prisoner 701 Scorpion 1972
Femme Fatale (2002)
Fiances The 1962
Fierce Creatures (1997)
Fight Club CD1
Fight Club CD2
Fighter in the Wind
Fighting Fish 2004
Fille Sur La Pont La
Filles Uniques 2003
Film That Was Never Made A
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x01
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x02
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x03
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x04
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x05
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x06
Final Countdown The 1980 CD1
Final Countdown The 1980 CD2
Final Destination - New Line Platinum Series
Final Friday The - Jason Goes To Hell 25fps
Final Insult The
Final Nightmare The
Finders Fee (Jeff Probst 2001)
Finding Forrester 2000
Fire in the Sky
Firefly - Serenity (pilot)
Firefly 1x01 - The train job
Firefly 1x02 - Bushwhacked
Firefly 1x03 - Shindig
Firefly 1x04 - Safe
Firefly 1x05 - Our mrs Reynolds
Firefly 1x06 - Jaynestown
Firefly 1x07 - Out of gas
Firefly 1x08 - Ariel
Firefly 1x09 - War stories
Firefly 1x10 - Trash
Firefly 1x11 - The message
Firefly 1x12 - Heart of gold
Firefly 1x13 - Objects in space
Firemens Ball The 1967
First Great Train Robbery The 1978 CD1
First Great Train Robbery The 1978 CD2
First Men In The Moon 1964
First Power The
Fish Called Wanda A
Fisher King The
Fistful Of Dollars A
Fistful of Dynamite A CD1
Fistful of Dynamite A CD2
Five Easy Pieces 1970 CD1
Five Easy Pieces 1970 CD2
Flash Gordon CD1
Flash Gordon CD2
Flesh and Blood CD1
Flesh and Blood CD2
Flight Of The Intruder CD1 1991
Flight Of The Intruder CD2 1991
Flipper (1996) CD1
Flipper (1996) CD2
Flower of the Arabian Nights 1974 CD1
Flower of the Arabian Nights 1974 CD2
Flubber 1997 CD1
Flubber 1997 CD2
Fly Away Home
Fly The (Kurt Neumann 1958)
Fog of war The 2003 limited theatrical version
For A Few Dollars More 1965
For Scent-imental Reasons (1949)
Frasier 01x01 - The Good Son
Frasier 01x02 - Space Quest
Frasier 01x03 - Dinner At Eight
Frasier 01x04 - I Hate Frasier Crane
Frasier 01x05 - Heres Looking At You
Frasier 01x06 - The Crucible
Frasier 01x07 - Call Me Irresponsible
Frasier 01x08 - Beloved Infidel
Frasier 01x09 - Selling Out
Frasier 01x10 - Oops
Frasier 01x12 - Miracle On Third Or Fourth Street
Frasier 02x01 - Slow Tango in South Seattle
Frasier 02x02 - The Unkindest Cut of All
Frasier 02x03 - Commentary by Director David Lee and Writer Joe Keenan
Frasier 02x03 - The Matchmaker
Frasier 02x04 - Flour Child
Frasier 02x05 - Dukes We Hardly Knew You
Frasier 02x06 - The Botched Language of Cranes
Frasier 02x07 - The Candidate
Frasier 02x08 - Adventures in Paradise Part 1
Frasier 02x09 - Adventures in Paradise Part 2
Frasier 02x10 - Burying a Grudge
Frasier 02x11 - Seat of Power
Frasier 02x12 - Roz in the Doghouse
Frasier 02x13 - Retirement is Murder
Frasier 02x14 - Fool Me Once Shame on You Fool Me Twice
Frasier 02x15 - You Scratch My Book
Frasier 02x16 - The Show Where Sam Shows Up
Frasier 02x17 - Daphnes Room
Frasier 02x18 - The Club
Frasier 02x19 - Someone to Watch Over Me
Frasier 02x20 - Breaking the Ice
Frasier 02x21 - An Affair to Forget
Frasier 02x22 - Agents In America Part 3
Frasier 02x23 - The Innkeepers
Frasier 02x24 - Dark Victory
Freddys Revenge A
Free Willy 1993
Free Willy 2 - The Adventure Home
Free Willy 3 - The Rescue
French Connection II (1975)
French Connection The
Fresh Bait 1995
Friday Night (2002)
Friday the 13th
Friday the 13th Part 8
Friends - 02x03 - the one where heckles dies
Friends - 02x09 - the one with with phoebes dad
Friends - 02x11 - the one with the lesbian wedding
Friends - 02x13 - the one after the superbowl part 2
Friends - 02x15 - the one where ross and rachel you know
Friends - 02x16 - the one where joey moves out
Friends - 02x18 - the one where dr ramoray dies
Friends - 02x20 - the one where old yeller dies
Friends - 02x22 - the one with two parties
Friends - 02x24 - the one with barry and mindys wedding
Friends - 10x01 - TOW After Joey And Rachel Kiss
Friends - 10x02 - TOW Where Ross Is Fine
Friends - 10x03 - TOW Ross Tan
Friends - 10x04 - TOW the cake
Friends - 10x05 - TOW Rachels Sister Babysits
Friends - 10x06 - TOW Rosss Grant
Friends - 10x07 - TOW The Home Study
Friends - 10x08 - TOW the late Thanksgiving
Friends - 10x09 - TOW the birth mother
Friends - 10x10 - TOW Chandler Gets Caught
Friends - 10x11 - TOW The Stripper Cries
Friends - 10x12 - TOW Phoebes Wedding
Friends - 10x13 - TOW Joey Speaks French
Friends - 10x14 - TOW Princess Consuela
Friends - 3 22 - The One With the Screamer
Friends - 3x01 - The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy
Friends - 3x02 - The One Where No Ones Ready
Friends - 3x03 - The One With the Jam
Friends - 3x04 - The One With the Metaphorical Tunnel
Friends - 3x05 - The One With Frank Jr
Friends - 3x06 - The One With the Flashback
Friends - 3x07 - The One With the Race Car Bed
Friends - 3x08 - The One With the Giant Poking Device
Friends - 3x09 - The One With the Football
Friends - 3x10 - The One Where Rachel Quits
Friends - 3x11 - The One Where Chandler Cant Remember
Friends - 3x12 - The One With All the Jealousy
Friends - 3x13 - The One Where Monica and Richard
Friends - 3x14 - The One With Phoebes Ex-Partner
Friends - 3x15 - The One Where Ross and Rachel Take
Friends - 3x16 - The One the Morning After
Friends - 3x17 - The One Without the Ski Trip
Friends - 3x18 - The One With the Hypnosis Tape
Friends - 3x19 - The One With the Tiny T-Shirt
Friends - 3x20 - The One With the Dollhouse
Friends - 3x21 - The One With a Chick and a Duck
Friends - 3x22 - The One With the Screamer
Friends - 3x23 - The One With Rosss Thing
Friends - 3x24 - The One With Ultimate Fighting Champ
Friends - 3x25 - The One at the Beach
Friends - 4x01 - The One With the Jellyfish
Friends - 4x02 - The One With the Cat
Friends - 4x03 - The One With the Cuffs
Friends - 4x04 - The One With the Ballroom Dancing
Friends - 4x05 - The One With Joeys New Girlfriend
Friends - 4x06 - The One With the Dirty Girl
Friends - 4x07 - The One Where Chandler Crosses
Friends - 4x08 - The One With Chandler in a Box
Friends - 4x09 - The One Where They are Going
Friends - 4x10 - The One With the Girl from
Friends - 4x11 - The One With Phoebes Uterus
Friends - 4x12 - The One With the Embryos
Friends - 4x13 - The One With Rachels Crush
Friends - 4x14 - The One With Joeys Dirty Day
Friends - 4x15 - The One With All the Rugby
Friends - 4x16 - The One With the Fake Party
Friends - 4x17 - The One With the Free Porn
Friends - 4x18 - The One With Rachels New Dress
Friends - 4x19 - The One With All the Haste
Friends - 4x20 - The One With All the Wedding Dresses
Friends - 4x21 - The One With the Invitation
Friends - 4x22 - The One With the Worst Best Man Ever
Friends - 4x23 - The One With Rosss Wedding - part 1
Friends - 4x24 - The One With Rosss Wedding - part 2
Friends - 5x01 - The One After Ross Says Rachel
Friends - 5x02 - The One With All the Kissing
Friends - 5x03 - The One Hundreth
Friends - 5x04 - The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
Friends - 5x05 - The One With the Kips
Friends - 5x06 - The One With the Yeti
Friends - 5x07 - The One Where Ross Moves In
Friends - 5x08 - The One With All the Thanksgivins
Friends - 5x09 - The One With Rosss Sandwich
Friends - 5x10 - The One With the Inappropiate Sister
Friends - 5x11 - The One With All the Resolutions
Friends - 5x12 - The One With Chandlers Work Laugh
Friends - 5x13 - The One With Joeys Bag
Friends - 5x14 - The One Where Everyone Finds Out
Friends - 5x15 - The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey
Friends - 5x16 - The One With the Cop
Friends - 5x17 - The One With Rachels
Friends - 5x18 - The One Where Rachel Smokes
Friends - 5x19 - The One Where Ross Cant Flirt
Friends - 5x20 - The One With the Ride-Along
Friends - 5x21 - The One With the Ball
Friends - 5x22 - The One With Joeys Big Break
Friends - 5x23 - The One in Vegas
Friends - 6x01 - The One After Vegas
Friends - 6x02 - The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
Friends - 6x03 - The One With Rosss Denial
Friends - 6x04 - The One Where Joey Loses His
Friends - 6x05 - The One With Joeys Porsche
Friends - 6x06 - The One On the Last Night
Friends - 6x07 - The One Where Phoebe Runs
Friends - 6x08 - The One With Rosss Teeth
Friends - 6x15
Friends 7x01 - The One with Monicas Thunder
Friends 7x02 - The One With Rachels Book
Friends 7x03 - The One With Phoebes Cookies
Friends 7x04 - The One With Rachels Assistant
Friends 7x05 - The One With The Engagement Picture
Friends 7x06 - The One With The Nap Partners
Friends 7x07 - The One with Rosss Library Book
Friends 7x08 - The One Where Chandler Doesnt Like Dogs
Friends 7x09 - The One With All the Candy
Friends 7x10 - The One With The Holiday Armadillo
Friends 7x11 - The One With All The Cheesecakes
Friends 7x12 - The One Where They are Up All Night
Friends 7x13 - The One Where Rosita Dies
Friends 7x14 - The One Where They All Turn Thirty
Friends 7x15 - The One With Joeys New Brain
Friends 7x16 - The One With the Truth About London
Friends 7x17 - The One With the Cheap Wedding Dress
Friends 7x18 - The One With Joeys Award
Friends 7x19 - The One With Ross and Monicas Cousin
Friends 7x20 - The One With Rachels Kisses
Friends 7x21 - The One With the Vows
Friends 7x22 - The One With Chandlers Dad
Friends 7x23 - The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding Part 1
Friends 7x24 - The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding Part 2
Friends 9x01 - The One Where No One Proposes
Friends 9x02 - The One Where Emma Cries
Friends 9x03 - The One With The Pediatrician
Friends 9x04 - The One With The Sharks
Friends 9x05 - The One With Phoebes Birthday Dinner
Friends 9x06 - The One With The Male Nanny
Friends 9x07 - The One With Rosss Inappropriate Song
Friends 9x08 - The One With Rachels Other Sister
Friends 9x09 - The One With Rachels Phone Number
Friends 9x10 - The One With Christmas In Tulsa
Friends 9x11 - The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work
Friends 9x12 - The One With Phoebes Rats
Friends 9x13 - The One Where Monica Sings
Friends 9x14 - The One With The Blind Dates
Friends 9x15 - The One With The Mugging
Friends 9x16 - The One With The Boob Job
Friends 9x17 - The One With The Memorial Service
Friends 9x18 - The One With The Lottery
Friends 9x19 - The One With Rachels Dream
Friends 9x20 - The One With The Soap Opera Party
Friends 9x21 - The One With The Fertility Test
Friends 9x22 - The One With The Donor
Friends 9x23-24 - The One In Barbados 1 2)
Frisson des vampires Le
From Beijing with love
From Dusk Till Dawn
From Dusk Till Dawn 3 The Hangmans Daughter
From Justin To Kelly (Special Edition)
Frusta e il corpo La
Fudoh The New Generation 1996
Fugitive The - The Chase Continues
Fukssvansen (Chop Chop)
Full Frontal 2002
Full Metal Jacket
Full Time Killer
Fun Movie (2002 Korean) CD1
Fun Movie (2002 Korean) CD2
Fun in Acapulco (Richard Thorpe 1963)
Funeral Parade of Roses
Funeral in Berlin
Fury The (1978)
Futurama 1x01 - Space Pilot 3000
Futurama 1x02 - The Series Has Landed
Futurama 1x03 - I Roommate
Futurama 1x04 - Loves Labors Lost in Space
Futurama 1x05 - Fear of a Bot Planet
Futurama 1x06 - A Fishful of Dollars
Futurama 1x07 - My Three Suns
Futurama 1x08 - A Big Piece of Garbage
Futurama 1x09 - Hell is Other Robots
Futurama 2x01 - A Flight to Remember
Futurama 2x02 - Mars University
Futurama 2x03 - When Aliens Attack
Futurama 2x04 - Fry and the Slurm Factory
Futurama 3x01 - Amazon Women in the Mood
Futurama 3x02 - Parasites Lost
Futurama 3x03 - A Tale of Two Santas
Futurama 3x04 - The Luck of the Fryrish
Futurama 3x05 - The Birdbot of Ice-catraz
Futurama 3x06 - Bendless Love
Futurama 3x07 - The Day the Earth Stood Stupid
Futurama 3x08 - Thats Lobstertainment
Futurama 3x09 - The Cyber House Rules
Futurama 3x10 - Insane in the Mainframe
Futurama 3x10 - Where The Buggalo Roam
Futurama 3x12 - The Route of All Evil
Futurama 3x13 - Bendin in the Wind
Futurama 3x14 - Time Keeps on Slippin
Futurama 3x15 - I Dated a Robot
Futurama 3x16 - A Leela of Her Own
Futurama 3x17 - A Pharaoh To Remember
Futurama 3x18 - Anthology of Interest Part 2
Futurama 3x19 - Roswell That Ends Well
Futurama 3x20 - Godfellas
Futurama 3x21 - Future Stock
Futurama 3x22 - The 30 Iron Chef
Futurama 4x01 - Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch
Futurama 4x02 - Leelas Homeworld
Futurama 4x03 - Love and Rocket
Futurama 4x04 - Less Than Hero
Futurama 4x05 - A Taste of Freedom
Futurama 4x06 - Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV
Futurama 4x07 - Jurassic Bark
Futurama 4x08 - Crimes of the Hot
Futurama 4x09 - Teenage Mutant Leelas Hurdles
Futurama 4x10 - The Why of Fry
Futurama 4x11 - Where no Fan Has Gone Before
Futurama 4x12 - The Sting
Futurama 4x13 - Bend Her
Futurama 4x14 - Obsoletely Fabulous
Futurama 4x15 - The Farnsworth Parabox
Futurama 4x16 - Three Hundred Big Boys
Futurama 4x17 - Spanish Fry
Futurama 4x18 - The Devils Hands are Idle Playthings
Fyra Nyanser Av Brunt CD1
Fyra Nyanser Av Brunt CD2