Firefly 1x05 - Our mrs Reynolds
- Hyah! - Whoa!
Pardon me for intruding...
but I believe y'all are carrying something of mine.
Did you think we wouldn't find out you changed your route?
You gonna give us what's due us and every damn thing else on that boat.
And I think maybe you gonna give me a little one-on-one time with the missus.
Oh, I think you might want to reconsider that last part.
See, I married me a powerful ugly creature.
How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people?
If I could make you prettier, I would.
You are not the man I met a year ago.
[ Horse Whinnying ]
Now, think real hard.
You been bird-doggin' this township a while now.
They wouldn't mind a corpse of you.
You can luxuriate in a nice jail cell...
but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet...
I will end you.
- Take him. - [ Grunts ]
~~[ Fiddles: Upbeat ]
- [ Man ] Yoo-hoo. - [ Mal ] In the morning, we'll head for Beaumond.
Give you a chance to find some work of your own.
I appreciate it. This is lovely, but--
Not your clientele? I understand.
- You gotta play at being a lady. - Well, yes.
So, explain to me again why Zoe wasn't in the dress.
Tactics, woman. Needed her in the back.
Besides, those soft cotton dresses feel kinda nice. There's a whole airflow.
You'd know that because--
You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle.
Like woman, I'm a mystery.
Oh, best keep it that way. I withdraw the question.
[ People Whooping ]
It makes the rain come when you turn it.
The rain's very scarce.
It comes only when needed most.
And such it is... with men like you.
This is the most--
You're the guy! [ Sniffles ]
I'll treasure this.
[ Woman Laughing ]
[ No Audible Dialogue ]
Elder Gommen, thank you for the hospitality.
We owe you a great debt.
I'm sorry we have so little to pay it with...
though I hope our gifts will show our regard.
- I don't think Jayne's ever lettin' go of that stick. - [ Chuckling ]
Alliance patrol boat heading into atmo right now.
Well, we gotta fly.
We'll pray for a safe voyage...
and hope to lay eyes on you again ere too long, my friend.
- Count on it. Bye, now. - Bless you.
- Bye. - Bye-bye!
- Good-bye! Be well! - Bye, now.
- Who the hell are you? - What do you mean?
I think I was pretty clear. What are you doing on my boat?
You know I'm to cleave to you.
To "wubba" who?
Did Elder Gommen not tell you?
Tell me what? Wh-- Who are you?
Mr. Reynolds, sir...
I'm your wife.
~ Take my love, take my land ~
~ Take me where I cannot stand ~
~ I don't care, I'm still free ~
~ You can't take the sky from me ~
~ Take me out to the black ~
~ Tell them I ain't comin'back ~
~ Burn the land and boil the sea ~
~ You can't take the sky from me ~
~ There's no place I can be ~
~ Since I've found serenity ~
~ But you can't take the sky from me ~
Could you repeat that, please?
I am your wife.
That was your agreement with Elder Gommen...
since he hadn't cash or livestock--
Go back to the part where you're my wife.
I don't please you?
You can't please me. You never met me. Zoe, why do I have a wife?
You got a wife? All I got was that dumb-ass stick sounds like it's rainin'.
- How come you got a wife? - I didn't.
- We're not married. - I'm sorry that I shame you.
You don't shame me. Zoe, would you get Wash?
[ Echoing Over P.A. ] This is Zoe.
- We need all personnel in the cargo bay. - "All"? I said Wash.
everyone should have a chance to congratulate you on your day of bliss.
- There's-- There's no bliss. I don't know this girl. - Then can I know her?
Jayne! Don't sully this.
You are gonna be cleaning latrines with your face if you don't cut that out.
Who's the new recruit?
Everybody, I want you all to meet...
[ Gasps ] You got married?
Wow, that's, uh-- Congratulations.
We'd always hoped you two kids would get together. Who is she?
- She's no one. - [ Sobs Quietly ]
- Captain! - Would you stop that?
- I'm sorry. - You brute.
Oh, sweetie, don't feel bad.
He makes everybody cry. He's like a monster.
I'm not a monster! Wash, turn the ship around.
- Can't. - It's an order.
- We can't. - Have you got an encyclopedia?
[ Speaks Chinese ]
There's already a bulletin on the cortex as to the murder of a prefect's nephew.
That's right. One of our bandits has family ties.
So unless you feel like walking into a gallows, I suggest we continue on to Beaumond...
and you, enjoy your honeymoon.
This isn't happening. Would you stop crying!
For God's sake, Mal, could you be a human being for 30 seconds?
- As one married man to another-- - I'm not married!
- [ Whimpering ] - I'm sorry.
You-- You have very nice qualities, but I didn't ever marry you.
I believe you did...
- How drunk was I last night? - I don't know. I passed out.
[ Book ] It says here...
"The woman lays the wreath upon her intended--" which I do recall.
- "Which represents his sovereignty. - That was you?
'And he drinks of her wine.
- [ Stifled Laughing ] - And then there's a dance with a joining of hands."
The marriage ceremony of the Triumph settlers.
You, sir... are a newlywed.
What's it say in there about divorce?
[ Speaking Chinese ]
[ Speaks Chinese ]
I really think you're the one to talk to her, sir.
The way I see it, me and her got one thing in common.
We're the only ones who don't think this is funny.
You all right?
I thought last night during the ceremony that you were pleased.
Well, yeah, last night I was.
Had some mulled wine, pretty girl gave me a hat made out of a tree.
Nobody said I was signing up to have and to hold.
Are you gonna kill me?
What? What kind of crappy planet is that? Kill you.
In the maiden's home, I heard talk of men who weren't pleased with their brides--
Well, I ain't them. And don't you ever stand for that sort of thing.
Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill them right back.
Look, wife or no...
you are no one's property to be tossed aside.
You got the right, same as anyone...
to live and try to kill people.
I mean, you know, people that are--
That-- That's a dumb planet.
What will you do with me?
I'm not really sure.
We're bound for Beaumond. It's a decent kind of planet.
Might be able to set you up with some sort of work there.
I'll not be anyone's doxy.
I don't mean whoring. They got factories and the like.
Some ranches, if you're more for the outdoors.
Near a week before we get there. I'll figure something.
- I'd be a good wife. - [ Sighs ]
Yeah, well, I'd be a terrible husband.
You have five whole days to figure that out.
For five days we'll be together?
Well, we'll be together on the ship, but not in any--
That'll be fine. I'll do for you... or not, as you choose.
Hungry? Kitchen's just through there.
I'll cook you something.
Well, no. I meant for you.
I'm a fine cook. Everyone says.
That's-- It's great. Look, hold it. Hold.
- I ain't never even-- - My name is Saffron.
Divorce is very rare and requires dispensation from her pastor.
I can send him a wave, see what I can do.
I appreciate that. She's a nice girl.
- Seems very anxious to please you. - It's their way, I guess.
I suppose so.
If you take sexual advantage of her...
you're going to burn in a very special level of hell...
a level they reserve for child molesters...
and people who talk at the theater.
Wh-- I am not--
Preacher, you got a smutty mind.
- Perhaps I spoke out of turn. - Per-maybe-haps, I'm thinkin'.
I apologize. I'll make her up a room in the passenger dorm.
The special hell.
[ Wash ] Something smells good.
Having yourself a little supper, Captain?
Saffron insisted on it. You know, I didn't want to make her feel--
[ Chuckling ] This is damn tasty.
Is there any more where that came from?
I didn't think to make enough for your friends...
but everything's laid out if you'd like to cook for your husband.
Yeah. Isn't she quaint?
I'm just not hungry.
So... are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?
She wanted to make me dinner. At least she's not crying.
I might. Did she really make fresh bao?
- Remember that sex we were planning to have ever again? - You're all making a big deal.
I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume...
that I'm an evil, lecherous hump.
Nobody's saying that, sir.
We're pretty much just giving each other significant glances...
and laughing incessantly.
- Is that cider? - By the stove.
Yum. I'll get you a refill. Honey?
That's for me to do.
You know, uh, you weren't lyin' about your cookin'.
If I hadn't already eaten--
- You don't want to finish? - No, I just, um--
I have captainy things to do, but truthfully, that's a fine meal.
- Thank you. - Do you need anything else?
Um, you just have something to eat yourself, and, uh...
and I'm gonna go... captain.
If you're done with supper...
If you're done with supper...
would you like me to wash your feet?
- City of New Dunsmuir. - [ Beeping ]
Arrival: October 2 4.
- Departure-- - Can I come in?
- No. - See? That's why I usually don't ask.
What do you want?
Oh, I just needed to... hide.
- So I take it the honeymoon is over? - Oh, she's a fine girl.
Don't misread me. A hell of a cook too.
I'm sure she has many exciting talents.
Do you ever...
wash your clients' feet?
It's my specialty.
- We'll be on Beaumond at least two weeks, right? - Can't exactly be sure.
I need you to be exactly sure. I can't make commitments and then not keep them.
That's your specialty.
Sorry. Are you touchy because I got myself a bride or 'cause I don't plan to keep her?
I find the whole thing degrading.
That's just what Saffron said about your line of work.
Maybe you should think twice about letting go of Saffron. You two sound like a match.
Maybe you're right. Maybe we're soul mates.
Yes. Great. I wish you hundreds of fat children.
Could you imagine that? Me with a whole passel of critters underfoot.
- Hell, in ten years' time-- - Can you leave me alone for five minutes, please?
I wasn't lookin' for a fight.
Always do seem to find one, though.
Do I have your attention?
Kind of going to extremes here, ain't we?
There's times I think you don't take me seriously. I think that oughta change.
Do you think it's likely to?
You got something you don't deserve.
And it's brought me a galaxy of fun, I'm here to tell ya.
Six men came to kill me one time...
and the best of them carried this.
It's a Callahan full-bore auto lock.
Customized trigger. Double cartridge thorough gauge.
It is my very favorite gun.
[ Speaking Chinese ] Are you offering me a trade?
A trade? Hell, it's theft.
This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value.
- It's miles more worthy than what you got. - What I got?
- She has a name. - So does this.
I call it Vera.
My days of not taking you seriously are certainly comin' to a middle.
- Damn it, Mal. I'd treat her okay. - She's not to be bought.
Nor bartered, or borrowed, or lent.
She's a human woman, doesn't know a thing about the world and needs our protection.
- Well, I'll protect her. -Jayne.
Go play with your rain stick.
[ Gasps ]
[ Sighs ] You do sneak about, don't you?
You're a good man.
You clearly haven't been talkin' to anyone else on this boat.
I don't wish to be wed to the large one.
I'd rather-- If I'm not to be yours...
I'd rather have the work you spoke of.
I could be useful in a ranch.
It's good work.
My mama had a ranch back on Shadow, where I'm from.
Ran cattle, mostly.
Wasn't nobody ran 'em harder or smarter.
She used to tell me, "Don't brand the cattle. Brand the buyer.
He's the one likely to stray."
- She raised you herself? - Well, her and about 40 hands.
I had more family for a kid--
- That is odd. - What?
I just don't--
I'm not one who talks about what's past, and here you got me--
Does your crew never show interest in your life?
No. They... are--
They just know me well enough to--
Well, what about you? What's your history?
Not much to say.
Life like yours, I figure you'd find mine terrible dull.
Oh, I long for a little dullness.
Truth to say...
this whole trip's gettin' to be just a little too interesting.
- [ Man ] It's a wreck. - [ Beeping ]
- [ Man #2 ] No, this is good. - It's parts.
A lot of cheap parts we'll never unload.
This is why you'll never be in charge, Bree.
- You don't see the whole. The parts are crap. - I said exactly that.
But you put it together, you got a Firefly.
Thing'll run forever, they got a mechanic even half awake.
It's got no flash.
Some people ain't lookin' for flash.
She's a good catch.
She comes our way, you prep the nets.
Clearly, she's out of her mind.
Really? She's led a sheltered life.
Did you see the way she grabbed that glass from you?
Every planet has its own weird customs.
About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon...
where the principle form of recreation was juggling geese.
My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.
Of course. The man rushes in to defend her.
I'm talking about geese.
Captain shouldn't be baby-sitting a damn groupie, and he knows it.
Okay, when did this become not funny?
When you didn't put her ass back down on Triumph.
Oh, hey! Now it's even my fault?
Is there anything else on your mind I should know about?
- There's all sorts of twists and cul-de-sacs. It's wild. - She's trouble.
I'm getting that.
I'm going to bed.
uh, well... there you are.
I've made the bed warm for you.
It-- It looks, uh... warm.
And I've made myself ready for you.
Let's ride right past the part where you explain exactly what that means.
Didn't you see you got a room of your own?
And I'm to sleep there?
That's the notion...
assuming you're--yeah-- sleepy.
But we've been wed. Aren't we to become one flesh?
Well, no. Uh, we're still two fleshes here...
and I think that your flesh oughta sleep somewhere else.
I'm sorry. When we talked, I'd hoped--
Whoa, hey. Flesh.
i-it-- it ain't a question of pleasing me.
It's more a question of what's--
um, of what's morally right.
I do know my Bible, sir.
"On the night of their betrothal...
"the wife shall open to the man as the furrow to the plow...
"and he shall work in her...
"in and again...
"till she bring him to his full...
and rest him then upon the sweat of her breast."
Oh. Good Bible.
I'm not skilled, sir, nor a pleasure to look upon.
You're pleasing. You're, uh--
Hell, you're all kinds of pleasin'...
and, uh, it's-- it's been a while-- a long damn while--
since anybody but me took ahold of my plow...
so don't think for a second that I ain't interested.
But you and me, we ain't married.
Just 'cause you got handed to me by some [ Chinese ] who couldn't pay off his debts...
don't make you beholden to me.
- I keep trying to explain. - Let me explain.
I lived my life in the maiden house...
waiting to be married off for trade.
I seen my sisteren paired off with ugly men...
vicious or blubberous...
men with appetites...
too unseemly to speak on.
And I've cried for those girls.
But not half so hard as I cried the night they gave me to you.
Is there blubber?
I cried for I'd not dreamed...
to have a man so sweet...
so kind and beautiful.
Had I the dare to choose, I'd choose you...
from all the men on all the planets the night sky could show me.
If I'm wed...
I am a woman...
and I'll take your leave to be bold.
I want this.
I swell to think of you in me.
And I see that you do too.
Oh, th-that's just, uh--
Leave me at the nearest port. Never look upon me again.
I'll make my way with the strength that you've taught me.
Only let me have my wedding night.
Oh, I'm gonna go to the special hell.
I really wish it was that simple, girl, but--
Son of a--
[ Hits Floor ]
[ Machinery Beeping ]
Well, if it isn't the master chef.
- Am I allowed to be up here? - Well, sure. Why not?
It's not like anyone else is taking up space.
I've never been off-world before.
- It's beautiful, isn't it? - It's like a dream.
Planet I'm from, couldn't see one of 'em, pollution so thick.
Sometimes I think I entered flight school...
just to see what the hell everyone was talking about.
- [ Door Closing ] - What are you doing?
Now we're alone, just us and the stars.
No ship, no bellowing engines...
no crew to bicker at each other.
Do you know the myth of Earth that was?
Not so much.
That when she was born, she had no sky...
and was open, inviting.
And the stars would rush into her...
- through the skin of her-- - Yeah.
making the oceans boil with sensation.
And when she could endure no more ecstasy...
she puffed up her cheeks and blew out the sky.
Whoa. Good myth.
My whole life, I saw nothing...
but roofs and steeples and the cellar door.
In a few days, I'll be back to that life and gone from yours.
Make this night what it should be.
Show me the stars.
[ Speaking Chinese ]
I wish I was somebody else right now.
Somebody not married, not madly in love with a beautiful woman...
who can kill me with her pinky.
- I've been too forward. - No! Well, yes.
But I actually like that in a woman.
That's part of why Zoe and I are, as previously mentioned, married.
She didn't seem to respect you.
Not everybody gets me and Zoe at first glance.
Did it get very hot in here? I need airflow.
You love her very much.
I never did meet anyone quite like Zoe.
The, uh, the first time we met, she actually--
- [ Gasps ] - Are you lost?
I'm sorry. I thought the other shuttle was yours.
It is. I was on the cortex and my screen shorted. This one's out too.
- Looking for customers? - What were you looking for?
I don't mean to be rude. A Companion's life is so glamorous and strange.
I wish I had the skill for such a trade.
You'd like to please your new husband?
He'll have none of me. For true, I'm somewhat relieved.
If I'm to learn of love...
I'd like it to be at the hands of someone gentle.
Someone who could... feel what I feel.
But Mal said you-- you don't approve of my work.
Sure, and he said that to keep you from me.
I was too curious about you...
ever since I saw you.
Come to my shuttle.
you would lie with me?
[ Alarm Sounding ]
I guess we've lied enough.
- You're good. - You're amazing. Who are you?
Malcolm Reynolds's widow.
[ Zoe ] Baby? Wake up.
- He's bleeding. - [Jayne ] There's no one in there.
What's going on?
- Mal! Mal, Mal, Mal, Mal, Mal! - [ Groans ]
[ Sighs, Speaks Chinese ]
- [ Dings ] - Get the doctor.
Mal's hurt. He--
Oh, you stupid son of a--
Is it Christmas?
Well, he's back.
What happened about me?
Your blushing bride was a plant. She took both of you out.
- How did-- - Narcotic compound.
Probably spread over a seal on her lips.
You get it on yours, and pow.
- Lips, huh? - Well--
We used to get a lot of guys brought in on the night shift at the E.R....
usually robbed, very groggy.
- They called it the good-night kiss. - So you two were kissin'?
Well, isn't that... special.
- Wash, how did-- - Hey, I just got kicked in the head.
My man would never fall for that [ Chinese ] .
- Most of my head wishes I had. - You guys don't understand.
Seems pretty simple from here. You were taking advantage ofher--
- I was the one being taken advantage of. - My apologies.
You were victimized, Wash was beaten...
and Inara found you here.
Yeah, then I fell. My head got hurt, like Wash.
- I don't get any of this. - I only fell, is all.
- What the hell's our status? - We're shut down.
Jayne and Kaylee are trying to get us on the bridge.
All we know is we're headed somewhere, and it ain't Beaumond.
Oh, I'm fine. I don't need to be examined.
She didn't just lock it. She fused it to something. Both entrances.
- What was she after? - Besides molesting innocent captains?
You want to stow it, Preacher? We're in some peril here.
- If she can fly this thing, why just take the shuttle? - Maybe she likes shuttles.
Some people juggle geese.
- She's a pro. - This is a masterful job of muck up.
- See how she crossed the dry feeds? - Yeah-huh.
So we even try to reroute, it'll lock down. [ Speaks Chinese ]
- She went straight for the thermal cap. - Yeah, yeah! We are so hung.
I'm glad you two are having a good time under there.
Can we progress to the making it right?
- That's not gonna happen for a long while, Captain. - We don't have a long while.
We could be headed straight into a nice, big, solid moon, for all we know...
so how's about we get to work?
Hey. It was your big make-out session that got us into this, sir.
- I was poisoned. - You were drugged.
That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.
Well, what can you do?
Give us time, we can get the cortex and navcon back on-line, at least see where we're headed.
- What about steering? - What about stopping?
She humped us hard. We're gonna have to do a lot--
Do it. Doesn't help me to see where I'm goin' if I can't change course.
This girl really knows her ships.
That's not all she knows. She's well-schooled.
You mean the sedative, the good-night kiss?
I only hit my head, but Mal went through that.
But no-- I mean, seduction, body language, signals.
She's had training, as in Companion...
as in academy.
Our little Saffron's quite a wonder.
I'm beginning to think she married beneath herself.
[ Mock Laugh ] How do you know? About the training.
She tried to seduce me too.
Did she-- Did you--
You don't play a player.
It was sloppy of her to try it, but I think she was in a rush.
But she had professional--
So in my case, I mean, it was really--
[ Scoffs ] You would have kissed her too.
- Wash didn't. - But she was naked and all articulate.
Okay! Everybody not talking about sex, in here.
Everybody else, elsewhere.
- [ Beeping ] - They're coming!
- How far out? - Ten minutes or so. Right on target.
Speed: A-1 .
- Huh. That girl's a wonder. - She gets it done.
I'll tell the boys.
You got it?
We got life, we got screens.
It's a qualified yes, a partial.
- What about nav control? - No.
So where are we headed?
The coordinates she entered, we're headed for something, and it's not too far.
- Did she signal anybody? - [ Speaking Chinese ]
She did. Same coordinates, no I.D.
Huh. Who's out there?
Let me see ifher signal wave can translate to a visual. There might be--
It's bouncing the signal all over the place. Look at it.
It's like a circle.
It's a net.
I don't get it. Where are we headed?
The end of the line.
It's a carrion house.
Takes ships, pulls them apart or fixes them up.
-Doesn't sound that scary. -That pattern you're looking at is a net.
We fall into that, we're more than helpless.
It'll turn the ship into one big electrical conduit, burn us all from the inside out.
Some of the newer ones will just hold you...
and then the scrappers will override the air locks...
pull the O2 or just gas you.
They're not looking to deal with survivors.
One day you're gonna tell us all how a preacher knows so much about crime.
- Kaylee? - I'm trying, sir.
Keep on it. We can't fall into that net.
We're gonna need a Plan "B."
Zoe, get our suits prepped now.
I figure we got one shot at this.
- Give me a visual as soon as we're close. - It won't be long.
What do I do?
You go get Vera.
She needs oxygen around her to fire her, and we don't have a case.
- We're gonna use a suit. - Here, we got it.
What am I aimin' for, the window?
That might kill some folk, but it won't short the net.
See these six points where it's brightest? Those are the breakers.
Hit one of those, should short it out.
What do you mean, "should"?
[ Mal ] You see it?
Clear as day. See, Vera?
Dress yourself up, you get taken out somewhere fun.
- [ Beeping ] - We got it.
It's not pretty...
but we can steer enough to turn the hell around.
- Nice work, Kaylee. - Not soon enough to help.
Hey, it's a lot easier to pull things apart than it is to put 'em right.
You're still the best mechanic floatin'.
- Captain, don't you know kissing girls makes you sleepy? - Sometimes I can't help myself.
Now, let's go visiting.
Honey, I'm home.
Looks like you get that wedding night after all.
[ Panting ] It's the first time, darlin'.
- I think you should be gentle with me. - You gonna kill me?
Can you conjure up a terribly compelling reason for me not to?
I didn't kill you.
You handed me and my crew over to those that would kill us. That buys you nothing.
I made you dinner.
Why the act? All the seduction games, the dancing about folk.
There has to be an easier way to steal.
You're assuming the payoff is the point.
- I'm not assuming anything at this juncture. - How'd you find me?
Only a few places that shuttle would make it to from where you left.
Happy to find it intact.
You're quite a man, Malcolm Reynolds.
I've been waiting a long time for someone good enough to take me down.
you even think about playing me again...
I will riddle you with holes.
Everybody plays each other.
That's all anybody ever does. We play parts.
You got all kinds of learnin', and you made me look the fool without tryin'...
and yet here I am with a gun to your head.
That's 'cause I got people with me, people who trust each other...
who do for each other and ain't always lookin' for the advantage.
Promise me you're gonna kill me soon.
Oh, you already know I ain't gonna.
You know, you did pretty well.
Most men, they're on me inside of ten minutes...
not tryin' to teach me to be strong and the like.
I got one question for ya...
just one thing I'd like to know straight up.
What's your real name?
[ Sighs ] You'd only have lied anyhow.
- [ Knocking ] - Come in.
Back on course.
Be on Beaumond a day or two late. Hope it's all right.
It should be fine, thank you.
And does the vixen live?
Yeah, if you can call it that.
All's well, I suppose.
You're a very graceful woman, Inara.
So here's where I'm fuzzy.
You got by that girl, came and found me...
and somehow you happened to just trip and fall.
- What do you mean? - Come on, Inara.
How's about we don't play?
You didn't just trip, did you?
Well, isn't that something?
I knew you let her kiss you.
[ Whistling ]
[ Door Opens, Closes ]
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Falls The CD2
Family Guy 01x01 - Death Has a Shadow
Family Guy 01x02 - I Never Met the Dead Man
Family Guy 01x03 - Chitty Chitty Death Bang
Family Guy 01x04 - Mind Over Murder
Family Guy 01x05 - A Hero Sits Next Door
Family Guy 01x06 - The Son Also Draws
Family Guy 01x07 - Brian Portrait of a Dog
Family Guy 01x08 - Peter Peter Caviar Eater
Family Guy 01x09 - Running Mates
Family Guy 01x10 - Holy Crap
Family Guy 01x11 - If Im Dyin Im Lyin
Family Guy 01x12 - Love Thy Trophy
Family Guy 01x13 - Death Is A Bitch
Family Guy 01x14 - The King Is Dead
Family Guy 03x01 - The Thin White Line
Family Guy 03x02 - Brian Does Hollywood
Family Guy 03x03 - Mr Griffin Goes To Washington
Family Guy 03x04 - One If By Clam, Two If By Sea
Family Guy 03x05 - And The Weiner Is
Family Guy 03x06 - Death Lives
Family Guy 03x07 - Lethal Weapons
Family Guy 03x08 - The Kiss Seen Around The World
Family Guy 03x09 - Mr Saturday Knight
Family Guy 03x10 - A Fish Out Of Water
Family Guy 03x11 - Emission Impossible
Family Man The
Family Viewing 1987
Fando y Lis
Fanfan le tulipe 2003
Fantomas Contre Scotland Yard
Far From Heaven
Far Off Place A 1993
Far away so close (1993) CD1
Far away so close (1993) CD2
Farewell Home sweet Home (Otar Iosseliani 1999)
Fargo - 1996 CD1 25fps
Fargo - 1996 CD2 25fps
Farscape - 1x01 - Premiere
Farscape - 1x02 - I ET
Farscape - 1x03 - Exodus From Genesis
Farscape - 1x04 - Throne for a Loss
Farscape - 1x05 - Back and Back and Back to the Future
Farscape - 1x06 - Thank God Its Friday Again
Farscape - 1x07 - PK Tech Girl
Farscape - 1x08 - That Old Black Magic
Farscape - 1x09 - DNA Mad Scientist
Farscape - 1x10 - Theyve Got a Secret
Farscape - 1x11 - Till the Blood Runs Clear
Farscape - 1x12 - Rhapsody In Blue
Farscape - 1x13 - The Flax
Farscape - 1x14 - Jeremiah Crichton
Farscape - 1x15 - Durka Returns
Farscape - 1x16 - A Human Reaction
Farscape - 1x17 - Through The Looking Glass
Farscape - 1x18 - A Bugs Life
Farscape - 1x19 - Nerve
Farscape - 1x20 - The Hidden Memory
Farscape - 1x21 - Bone To Be Wild
Farscape - 1x22 - Family Ties
Farscape - 2x01 - Mind The Baby
Farscape - 2x02 - Vitas Mortis
Farscape - 2x03 - Talking The Stone
Farscape - 2x04 - Crackers Dont Matter
Farscape - 2x05 - The Way We Werent
Farscape - 2x06 - Picture If You Will
Farscape - 2x07 - Home On The Remains
Farscape - 2x08 - Dream A Little Dream
Farscape - 2x09 - Out Of Their Minds
Farscape - 2x10 - My Three Crichtons
Farscape - 2x11 - Look At The Princess I - A Kiss Is But A Kiss
Farscape - 2x12 - Look At The Princess II - I Do I Think
Farscape - 2x13 - Look At The Princess III - The Maltese Crichton
Farscape - 2x14 - Beware Of Dog
Farscape - 2x15 - Wont Get Fooled Again
Farscape - 2x16 - The Locket
Farscape - 2x17 - The Ugly Truth
Farscape - 2x18 - A Clockwork Nebari
Farscape - 2x19 - Liars Guns and Money I - A Not So Simple Plan
Farscape - 2x20 - Liars Guns and Money II - With Friends Like These
Farscape - 2x21 - Liars Guns and Money III - Plan B
Farscape - 2x22 - Die Me Dichotomy
Farscape - 3x01 - Season Of Death
Farscape - 3x02 - Suns And Lovers
Farscape - 3x03 - Self Inflicted Wounds I - Coulda Woulda Shoulda
Farscape - 3x04 - Self Inflicted Wounds II - Wait For The Wheel
Farscape - 3x05 - Different Destinations
Farscape - 3x06 - Eat Me
Farscape - 3x07 - Thanks For Sharing
Farscape - 3x08 - Green Eyed Monster
Farscape - 3x09 - Losing Time
Farscape - 3x10 - Relativity
Farscape - 3x11 - Incubator
Farscape - 3x12 - Meltdown
Farscape - 3x13 - Scratch N Sniff
Farscape - 3x14 - Infinite Possibilities I - Daedalus Demands
Farscape - 3x15 - Infinite Possibilities II - Icarus Abides
Farscape - 3x16 - Revenging Angel
Farscape - 3x17 - The Choice
Farscape - 3x18 - Fractures
Farscape - 3x19 - I-Yensch You-Yensch
Farscape - 3x20 - Into The Lions Den I - Lambs To The Slaugher
Farscape - 3x21 - Into The Lions Den II - Wolf In Sheeps Clothing
Farscape - 3x22 - Dog With Two Bones
Farscape - 4x01 - Crichton Kicks
Farscape - 4x02 - What Was Lost (Part 1) - Sacrifice
Farscape - 4x03 - What Was Lost (Part 2) - Resurrection
Farscape - 4x04 - Lavas A Many Splendored Thing
Farscape - 4x05 - Promises
Farscape - 4x06 - Natural Election
Farscape - 4x07 - John Quixote
Farscape - 4x08 - I Shrink Therefore I Am
Farscape - 4x09 - A Prefect Murder
Farscape - 4x10 - Coup By Clam
Farscape - 4x11 - Unrealized Reality (Part 1)
Farscape - 4x12 - Kansas (Part 2)
Farscape - 4x13 - Terra Firma (Part 3)
Farscape - 4x14 - Twice Shy
Farscape - 4x15 - Mental As Anything
Farscape - 4x16 - Bringing Home The Beacon
Farscape - 4x17 - A Constellation Of Doubt
Farscape - 4x18 - Prayer
Farscape - 4x19 - We are So Screwed - Fetal Attraction (Part 1)
Farscape - 4x20 - We are So Screwed - Hot To Katratzi (Part 2)
Farscape - 4x21 - We are So Screwed - La Bomba (Part 3)
Farscape - 4x22 - Bad Timing
Farscape - The Peacekeeper Wars (Part 1)
Farscape - The Peacekeeper Wars (Part 2)
Fast And Furious
Fat Choi Spirit
Fate Ignoranti Le
Father of a Soldier (Rezo Chkheidze 1964)
Father of the Bride
Fear Dot Com
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fear of Fear (Rainer Werner Fassbinder 1975)
Feed the Kitty (1952)
Fellowship of the Ring The
Female Convict Scorpion Beast Stable 1973 Shunya Ito
Female Prisoner 701 Scorpion 1972
Femme Fatale (2002)
Fiances The 1962
Fierce Creatures (1997)
Fight Club CD1
Fight Club CD2
Fighter in the Wind
Fighting Fish 2004
Fille Sur La Pont La
Filles Uniques 2003
Film That Was Never Made A
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x01
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x02
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x03
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x04
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x05
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x06
Final Countdown The 1980 CD1
Final Countdown The 1980 CD2
Final Destination - New Line Platinum Series
Final Friday The - Jason Goes To Hell 25fps
Final Insult The
Final Nightmare The
Finders Fee (Jeff Probst 2001)
Finding Forrester 2000
Fire in the Sky
Firefly - Serenity (pilot)
Firefly 1x01 - The train job
Firefly 1x02 - Bushwhacked
Firefly 1x03 - Shindig
Firefly 1x04 - Safe
Firefly 1x05 - Our mrs Reynolds
Firefly 1x06 - Jaynestown
Firefly 1x07 - Out of gas
Firefly 1x08 - Ariel
Firefly 1x09 - War stories
Firefly 1x10 - Trash
Firefly 1x11 - The message
Firefly 1x12 - Heart of gold
Firefly 1x13 - Objects in space
Firemens Ball The 1967
First Great Train Robbery The 1978 CD1
First Great Train Robbery The 1978 CD2
First Men In The Moon 1964
First Power The
Fish Called Wanda A
Fisher King The
Fistful Of Dollars A
Fistful of Dynamite A CD1
Fistful of Dynamite A CD2
Five Easy Pieces 1970 CD1
Five Easy Pieces 1970 CD2
Flash Gordon CD1
Flash Gordon CD2
Flesh and Blood CD1
Flesh and Blood CD2
Flight Of The Intruder CD1 1991
Flight Of The Intruder CD2 1991
Flipper (1996) CD1
Flipper (1996) CD2
Flower of the Arabian Nights 1974 CD1
Flower of the Arabian Nights 1974 CD2
Flubber 1997 CD1
Flubber 1997 CD2
Fly Away Home
Fly The (Kurt Neumann 1958)
Fog of war The 2003 limited theatrical version
For A Few Dollars More 1965
For Scent-imental Reasons (1949)
Frasier 01x01 - The Good Son
Frasier 01x02 - Space Quest
Frasier 01x03 - Dinner At Eight
Frasier 01x04 - I Hate Frasier Crane
Frasier 01x05 - Heres Looking At You
Frasier 01x06 - The Crucible
Frasier 01x07 - Call Me Irresponsible
Frasier 01x08 - Beloved Infidel
Frasier 01x09 - Selling Out
Frasier 01x10 - Oops
Frasier 01x12 - Miracle On Third Or Fourth Street
Frasier 02x01 - Slow Tango in South Seattle
Frasier 02x02 - The Unkindest Cut of All
Frasier 02x03 - Commentary by Director David Lee and Writer Joe Keenan
Frasier 02x03 - The Matchmaker
Frasier 02x04 - Flour Child
Frasier 02x05 - Dukes We Hardly Knew You
Frasier 02x06 - The Botched Language of Cranes
Frasier 02x07 - The Candidate
Frasier 02x08 - Adventures in Paradise Part 1
Frasier 02x09 - Adventures in Paradise Part 2
Frasier 02x10 - Burying a Grudge
Frasier 02x11 - Seat of Power
Frasier 02x12 - Roz in the Doghouse
Frasier 02x13 - Retirement is Murder
Frasier 02x14 - Fool Me Once Shame on You Fool Me Twice
Frasier 02x15 - You Scratch My Book
Frasier 02x16 - The Show Where Sam Shows Up
Frasier 02x17 - Daphnes Room
Frasier 02x18 - The Club
Frasier 02x19 - Someone to Watch Over Me
Frasier 02x20 - Breaking the Ice
Frasier 02x21 - An Affair to Forget
Frasier 02x22 - Agents In America Part 3
Frasier 02x23 - The Innkeepers
Frasier 02x24 - Dark Victory
Freddys Revenge A
Free Willy 1993
Free Willy 2 - The Adventure Home
Free Willy 3 - The Rescue
French Connection II (1975)
French Connection The
Fresh Bait 1995
Friday Night (2002)
Friday the 13th
Friday the 13th Part 8
Friends - 02x03 - the one where heckles dies
Friends - 02x09 - the one with with phoebes dad
Friends - 02x11 - the one with the lesbian wedding
Friends - 02x13 - the one after the superbowl part 2
Friends - 02x15 - the one where ross and rachel you know
Friends - 02x16 - the one where joey moves out
Friends - 02x18 - the one where dr ramoray dies
Friends - 02x20 - the one where old yeller dies
Friends - 02x22 - the one with two parties
Friends - 02x24 - the one with barry and mindys wedding
Friends - 10x01 - TOW After Joey And Rachel Kiss
Friends - 10x02 - TOW Where Ross Is Fine
Friends - 10x03 - TOW Ross Tan
Friends - 10x04 - TOW the cake
Friends - 10x05 - TOW Rachels Sister Babysits
Friends - 10x06 - TOW Rosss Grant
Friends - 10x07 - TOW The Home Study
Friends - 10x08 - TOW the late Thanksgiving
Friends - 10x09 - TOW the birth mother
Friends - 10x10 - TOW Chandler Gets Caught
Friends - 10x11 - TOW The Stripper Cries
Friends - 10x12 - TOW Phoebes Wedding
Friends - 10x13 - TOW Joey Speaks French
Friends - 10x14 - TOW Princess Consuela
Friends - 3 22 - The One With the Screamer
Friends - 3x01 - The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy
Friends - 3x02 - The One Where No Ones Ready
Friends - 3x03 - The One With the Jam
Friends - 3x04 - The One With the Metaphorical Tunnel
Friends - 3x05 - The One With Frank Jr
Friends - 3x06 - The One With the Flashback
Friends - 3x07 - The One With the Race Car Bed
Friends - 3x08 - The One With the Giant Poking Device
Friends - 3x09 - The One With the Football
Friends - 3x10 - The One Where Rachel Quits
Friends - 3x11 - The One Where Chandler Cant Remember
Friends - 3x12 - The One With All the Jealousy
Friends - 3x13 - The One Where Monica and Richard
Friends - 3x14 - The One With Phoebes Ex-Partner
Friends - 3x15 - The One Where Ross and Rachel Take
Friends - 3x16 - The One the Morning After
Friends - 3x17 - The One Without the Ski Trip
Friends - 3x18 - The One With the Hypnosis Tape
Friends - 3x19 - The One With the Tiny T-Shirt
Friends - 3x20 - The One With the Dollhouse
Friends - 3x21 - The One With a Chick and a Duck
Friends - 3x22 - The One With the Screamer
Friends - 3x23 - The One With Rosss Thing
Friends - 3x24 - The One With Ultimate Fighting Champ
Friends - 3x25 - The One at the Beach
Friends - 4x01 - The One With the Jellyfish
Friends - 4x02 - The One With the Cat
Friends - 4x03 - The One With the Cuffs
Friends - 4x04 - The One With the Ballroom Dancing
Friends - 4x05 - The One With Joeys New Girlfriend
Friends - 4x06 - The One With the Dirty Girl
Friends - 4x07 - The One Where Chandler Crosses
Friends - 4x08 - The One With Chandler in a Box
Friends - 4x09 - The One Where They are Going
Friends - 4x10 - The One With the Girl from
Friends - 4x11 - The One With Phoebes Uterus
Friends - 4x12 - The One With the Embryos
Friends - 4x13 - The One With Rachels Crush
Friends - 4x14 - The One With Joeys Dirty Day
Friends - 4x15 - The One With All the Rugby
Friends - 4x16 - The One With the Fake Party
Friends - 4x17 - The One With the Free Porn
Friends - 4x18 - The One With Rachels New Dress
Friends - 4x19 - The One With All the Haste
Friends - 4x20 - The One With All the Wedding Dresses
Friends - 4x21 - The One With the Invitation
Friends - 4x22 - The One With the Worst Best Man Ever
Friends - 4x23 - The One With Rosss Wedding - part 1
Friends - 4x24 - The One With Rosss Wedding - part 2
Friends - 5x01 - The One After Ross Says Rachel
Friends - 5x02 - The One With All the Kissing
Friends - 5x03 - The One Hundreth
Friends - 5x04 - The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
Friends - 5x05 - The One With the Kips
Friends - 5x06 - The One With the Yeti
Friends - 5x07 - The One Where Ross Moves In
Friends - 5x08 - The One With All the Thanksgivins
Friends - 5x09 - The One With Rosss Sandwich
Friends - 5x10 - The One With the Inappropiate Sister
Friends - 5x11 - The One With All the Resolutions
Friends - 5x12 - The One With Chandlers Work Laugh
Friends - 5x13 - The One With Joeys Bag
Friends - 5x14 - The One Where Everyone Finds Out
Friends - 5x15 - The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey
Friends - 5x16 - The One With the Cop
Friends - 5x17 - The One With Rachels
Friends - 5x18 - The One Where Rachel Smokes
Friends - 5x19 - The One Where Ross Cant Flirt
Friends - 5x20 - The One With the Ride-Along
Friends - 5x21 - The One With the Ball
Friends - 5x22 - The One With Joeys Big Break
Friends - 5x23 - The One in Vegas
Friends - 6x01 - The One After Vegas
Friends - 6x02 - The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
Friends - 6x03 - The One With Rosss Denial
Friends - 6x04 - The One Where Joey Loses His
Friends - 6x05 - The One With Joeys Porsche
Friends - 6x06 - The One On the Last Night
Friends - 6x07 - The One Where Phoebe Runs
Friends - 6x08 - The One With Rosss Teeth
Friends - 6x15
Friends 7x01 - The One with Monicas Thunder
Friends 7x02 - The One With Rachels Book
Friends 7x03 - The One With Phoebes Cookies
Friends 7x04 - The One With Rachels Assistant
Friends 7x05 - The One With The Engagement Picture
Friends 7x06 - The One With The Nap Partners
Friends 7x07 - The One with Rosss Library Book
Friends 7x08 - The One Where Chandler Doesnt Like Dogs
Friends 7x09 - The One With All the Candy
Friends 7x10 - The One With The Holiday Armadillo
Friends 7x11 - The One With All The Cheesecakes
Friends 7x12 - The One Where They are Up All Night
Friends 7x13 - The One Where Rosita Dies
Friends 7x14 - The One Where They All Turn Thirty
Friends 7x15 - The One With Joeys New Brain
Friends 7x16 - The One With the Truth About London
Friends 7x17 - The One With the Cheap Wedding Dress
Friends 7x18 - The One With Joeys Award
Friends 7x19 - The One With Ross and Monicas Cousin
Friends 7x20 - The One With Rachels Kisses
Friends 7x21 - The One With the Vows
Friends 7x22 - The One With Chandlers Dad
Friends 7x23 - The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding Part 1
Friends 7x24 - The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding Part 2
Friends 9x01 - The One Where No One Proposes
Friends 9x02 - The One Where Emma Cries
Friends 9x03 - The One With The Pediatrician
Friends 9x04 - The One With The Sharks
Friends 9x05 - The One With Phoebes Birthday Dinner
Friends 9x06 - The One With The Male Nanny
Friends 9x07 - The One With Rosss Inappropriate Song
Friends 9x08 - The One With Rachels Other Sister
Friends 9x09 - The One With Rachels Phone Number
Friends 9x10 - The One With Christmas In Tulsa
Friends 9x11 - The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work
Friends 9x12 - The One With Phoebes Rats
Friends 9x13 - The One Where Monica Sings
Friends 9x14 - The One With The Blind Dates
Friends 9x15 - The One With The Mugging
Friends 9x16 - The One With The Boob Job
Friends 9x17 - The One With The Memorial Service
Friends 9x18 - The One With The Lottery
Friends 9x19 - The One With Rachels Dream
Friends 9x20 - The One With The Soap Opera Party
Friends 9x21 - The One With The Fertility Test
Friends 9x22 - The One With The Donor
Friends 9x23-24 - The One In Barbados 1 2)
Frisson des vampires Le
From Beijing with love
From Dusk Till Dawn
From Dusk Till Dawn 3 The Hangmans Daughter
From Justin To Kelly (Special Edition)
Frusta e il corpo La
Fudoh The New Generation 1996
Fugitive The - The Chase Continues
Fukssvansen (Chop Chop)
Full Frontal 2002
Full Metal Jacket
Full Time Killer
Fun Movie (2002 Korean) CD1
Fun Movie (2002 Korean) CD2
Fun in Acapulco (Richard Thorpe 1963)
Funeral Parade of Roses
Funeral in Berlin
Fury The (1978)
Futurama 1x01 - Space Pilot 3000
Futurama 1x02 - The Series Has Landed
Futurama 1x03 - I Roommate
Futurama 1x04 - Loves Labors Lost in Space
Futurama 1x05 - Fear of a Bot Planet
Futurama 1x06 - A Fishful of Dollars
Futurama 1x07 - My Three Suns
Futurama 1x08 - A Big Piece of Garbage
Futurama 1x09 - Hell is Other Robots
Futurama 2x01 - A Flight to Remember
Futurama 2x02 - Mars University
Futurama 2x03 - When Aliens Attack
Futurama 2x04 - Fry and the Slurm Factory
Futurama 3x01 - Amazon Women in the Mood
Futurama 3x02 - Parasites Lost
Futurama 3x03 - A Tale of Two Santas
Futurama 3x04 - The Luck of the Fryrish
Futurama 3x05 - The Birdbot of Ice-catraz
Futurama 3x06 - Bendless Love
Futurama 3x07 - The Day the Earth Stood Stupid
Futurama 3x08 - Thats Lobstertainment
Futurama 3x09 - The Cyber House Rules
Futurama 3x10 - Insane in the Mainframe
Futurama 3x10 - Where The Buggalo Roam
Futurama 3x12 - The Route of All Evil
Futurama 3x13 - Bendin in the Wind
Futurama 3x14 - Time Keeps on Slippin
Futurama 3x15 - I Dated a Robot
Futurama 3x16 - A Leela of Her Own
Futurama 3x17 - A Pharaoh To Remember
Futurama 3x18 - Anthology of Interest Part 2
Futurama 3x19 - Roswell That Ends Well
Futurama 3x20 - Godfellas
Futurama 3x21 - Future Stock
Futurama 3x22 - The 30 Iron Chef
Futurama 4x01 - Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch
Futurama 4x02 - Leelas Homeworld
Futurama 4x03 - Love and Rocket
Futurama 4x04 - Less Than Hero
Futurama 4x05 - A Taste of Freedom
Futurama 4x06 - Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV
Futurama 4x07 - Jurassic Bark
Futurama 4x08 - Crimes of the Hot
Futurama 4x09 - Teenage Mutant Leelas Hurdles
Futurama 4x10 - The Why of Fry
Futurama 4x11 - Where no Fan Has Gone Before
Futurama 4x12 - The Sting
Futurama 4x13 - Bend Her
Futurama 4x14 - Obsoletely Fabulous
Futurama 4x15 - The Farnsworth Parabox
Futurama 4x16 - Three Hundred Big Boys
Futurama 4x17 - Spanish Fry
Futurama 4x18 - The Devils Hands are Idle Playthings
Fyra Nyanser Av Brunt CD1
Fyra Nyanser Av Brunt CD2