Firefly 1x06 - Jaynestown
Come on, admit it. It's true.
No, I won't, because it's not.
- I use swear words, like anybody else. - Oh, really?
See, I've never heard you. So when is it that you do all this cussing?
- After I go to bed, or-- - I swear...
when it's appropriate.
Simon, the whole point of swearing is that it ain't appropriate.
Hey, there, Inara.
Heading off for some glamorous romance?
[ Chuckling ] Let's hope so. See you two tomorrow.
Don't let Mal get you into too much trouble while I'm gone.
Bye now. Have good sex.
- What? - [ Clattering ]
- Oh! - Now, this would be a perfect time for a swear word.
What... happened in here?
- Needed to find some tape. - So you had to tear my infirmary apart?
My God. You're like a trained ape.
Without the training.
I told you we're setting down on the Canton factory settlement on Higgins's Moon.
Yep. That you did.
Canton don't allow guns in their town.
Yes, sir. That's why I ain't strappin' one to my hip.
No. That's why you ain't strapping one anywhere.
Oh, listen, Mal, I was in Canton a few years back.
I might have made me a few enemies thereabouts.
No! How can it be?
Just don't like the idea of goin' in there empty-handed, is all.
Why are you still arguing what's been decided?
Okay, Inara. We're atmospheric. You are good to go.
Disengaging in three...
Canton really stinks.
That's what makes it such a great drop point. No one comes here that doesn't have to.
I vote we do this job really, really fast.
Kessler's our man. He's holding the goods we're to deliver.
We go in, make contact-- Easy-peasy.
Zoe, you're holdin' down the fort.
Call ahead to Bernoulli, let him know he'll have his merchandise end of the week.
- Don't I usually stay with the ship? - I outrank you.
So, this is a place where they--
they make mud.
Yep. Clay, really. You'd be surprised how many things it ends up in.
Serenity's got more than a few ceramic parts in her.
- Really? - Yeah.
- Huh. - Captain, don't you think Simon should come with us?
What? K-Kaylee, I don't think it's a good--
[ Book ] Go on, boy. See the sights.
I can watch over your sister. I believe...
we've been developing a rapport.
- I-I don't know. River-- - Go on.
I'm a shepherd after all. I should be able to keep my eye on a flock of one.
We're not going that far, Doctor, and you might maybe make yourself useful.
The management here don't take too kindly to sightseers, which is why we're...
posin' as buyers.
There ain't a one of us looks the part more than the good doctor.
I mean, the pretty fits...
soft hands-- definitely a moneyed individual.
- All rich and lily-white, pasty all over-- - All right!
Fine. I'll go. Just stop describing me.
You're the boss, boss.
He's the boss now? Day keeps gettin' better and better.
Area's employees only.
Best be getting back to the landing unless you have business here.
Yes, I-- I'm looking... to buy some mud.
Well, then. [ Chuckles ] You've come to the right place.
'Course, we can handle any volume here.
We've over 2,000 workers, mostly indentured.
We pay them next to nothing.
That way we can pass the savings directly on to you, the customer.
[ Simon ] Savings.
Uh, excellent. That's, uh--
Because as I said before, I'm gonna-- I'm gonna be needing quite a bit of it.
I, uh-- I'm a buyer.
The best of its kind.
Uh, we mix it, we brick it raw right here on the premises.
Uh, you add the right catalyst, you kiln it proper...
this stuff s 10 times stronger than steel at half the weight.
Yes. I've heard great, uh--
What happened to Simon? Who is this diabolical master of disguise?
- It's, uh-- - [ Mal ] Excuse me, boss.
I'm sure the foreman has things need attending.
Why don't we wander a bit, take a look at the operation?
- Then you can figure on whether we get an account here. - Yes?
Yes. Yes, we'll uh--
We'll-We'll wander a bit.
Fair enough. Come and see me when you're through.
All right. Let's get to work in town, find our man Kessler, get this job done.
Boy's gonna get us killed. Let's just do this deal and get.
His disguise isn't half as funny as yours.
- Who are you supposed to be, anyway? - You haven't been here in years.
You really think you need that getup?
No one's gonna remember you.
I think it's possible they might.
Son of a bitch!
~ Take my love, take my land ~
~ Take me where I cannot stand ~
~ I don't care, I'm still free ~
~ You can't take the sky from me ~
~ Take me out to the black ~
~ Tell 'em I ain't comin'back ~
~ Burn the land and boil the sea ~
~ You can't take the sky from me ~
~ There's no place I can be ~
~ Since I found serenity ~
~ But you can't take the sky from me ~
-Jayne? - Yeah?
You wanna tell me how come there's a statue...
of you here lookin'at me like I owe him somethin'?
- Wishin' I could, Captain. - No, seriously,Jayne. You wanna tell me--
Look, Mal, I got no ruttin' idea.
I was here a few years back, like I said...
pulled a second story, stole a lot of scratch from the magistrate up on the hill...
but things went... way south.
I had to hightail it. They don't...
put you on a pedestal in the town square for that.
Yeah, 'cept I'm looking at some very compelling evidence says they do.
This must be what going mad feels like.
I think they captured him, though.
You know, captured his essence.
Looks sorta angry, don't he?
That's kinda what I meant.
[ Whistle Blowing ]
[ Foreman ] Shift four on duty. Shift four on duty.
Uh, hey. I got an idea.
Instead of us hangin'around playin' art critic till I get pinched by the man...
how's about we move away from this eerie-ass piece of work...
and get along with our increasingly eerie-assed day, how's that?
I don't know.
This here's a spectacle might warrant a moment's consideration.
Everywhere I go, his eyes keep following me.
Come on, gorram it. We got a job.
Let's go do it, get the hell outta here.
I crossed the magistrate of this company town. Understand?
He ain't exactly a forgivin' sort of guy.
- Magistrate Higgins, I may presume. - You may.
But I only make the people I own use my title.
Mr. Higgins... [ Kisses Hand ] will do fine.
And you can call me Inara, Mr. Higgins.
It's a rare pleasure, your visit to my little moon.
-Journey wasn't too taxing? - Not at all.
I'm refreshed and ready. Shall we begin at, say, 7:30?
I have a feeling it will take all your art to deal with this particular problem.
Every problem, Mr. Higgins, is an opportunity in disguise.
- What are we up to, sweetheart? - Fixing your Bible.
I, um-- What?
Your Bible's broken.
Contradictions, false logistics-- Doesn't make sense.
No, no. Y-You can't--
So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden.
Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there.
Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of 11 , 11 times...
but always comes out one.
- Noah's ark is a problem. - Really?
We'll have to call it "early quantum state phenomenon."
Only way to fit 5,000 species of mammal on the same boat.
Give me that.
River, you don't... fix the Bible.
It doesn't make sense.
It's not about... making sense.
It's about believing in something.
And letting that belief be real enough to change your life.
It's about faith.
You don't fix faith, River.
It fixes you.
[ Paper Tears ]
You hang on to those, then.
[ People Chattering ]
[ Strumming Guitar Chord ]
[Jayne ] Can't be a statue of me. No reason for it.
Flies in the face of every kind of sense.
Won't argue with that.
[ Spitting ]
[ Speaking Chinese ]
- Mmm. They call it mudder's milk. - [ Gags ]
All the protein, vitamins and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner...
plus 15 percent alcohol.
- It's horrific. - [ Simon ] Worked for the Egyptians.
- What's that? - The ancient Egyptians.
Back on Earth that was.
Not so different from the ancestral form of beer they fed the slaves to build pyramids.
It's liquid bread. It kept them from starving...
and knocked them out at night, so they wouldn't be inclined to insurrection.
Wow. Simon, that was so... historical.
Now, what's a gussied-up fella like you doing in a place like this?
Shake your head, boy. Your eyes are stuck.
- Git! - [ Gasps ]
- You wouldn't be looking for Kessler? -Just havin' a brew.
- I knew a Kessler. - Knew?
He was a good middleman.
Low-profile. Didn't filch.
Last week, the factory foreman and his prod crew...
heard he was movin' contraband through town.
- Gave him a peck of trouble for it. - What kind of peck was that?
The kind where they hacked off his hands and feet with a machete...
- rolled him into the bog. - They peck pretty hard around here.
Listen. My client off-world is waiting for his delivery.
- If the goods are gone-- - Not to worry.
Your man's merchandise is here, safe in Kessler's hiding place.
We just gotta figure out how to get it across town...
without being seen by the foreman and his prods.
I advise we all just lay low for a moment.
-[ Man ] ~ Jayne ~ - [Jayne Mutters In Chinese ]
~ The man they callJayne ~
[ People Whooping, Cheering ]
~ He robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor ~
~ Stood up to the man and he gave him what for ~
~ Our love for him now ain't hard to explain ~
~ The hero of Canton The man they callJayne ~
~ Now,Jayne saw the mudders' backs breakin' ~
~ He saw the mudders' laments ~
~ And he saw the magistrate takin'~
~ Every dollar and leavin' five cents ~
~ So he said You can't do that to my people ~
You got any light you'd like to shed on this development?
~ Stole everything Boss Higgins had to steal ~
No, this must be what going mad feels like.
~ He stood up to the man and he gave him what for ~
~ Our love for him now ain't hard to explain ~
~ The hero of Canton The man they call Jayne ~
~ Now, here is what separates heroes ~
~ From common folk like you and I ~
~ The man they call Jayne he turned 'round his plane ~
~ And let that money hit sky ~
Oh, begorram, that's where that cash went.
I stole that money from Higgins like that song says.
Lifted me one of his hovercraft, but I got tagged by anti-aircraft...
started losin' altitude, had to dump them strongboxes...
and I drop it right square in the middle of mud farmer central.
We got to go to the crappy town where I'm a hero.
~ The man they callJayne ~
[ Whooping, Cheering ]
- Hello? - In here, River.
I'm-- I tore these out of your symbol...
and they turned into paper...
but I want to put them back, so--
- Sorry. What's that? - [ Screaming ]
River! River, come back!
- [ Screaming Continues ] - Preacher, what the hell did you-- Whoa.
Captain, now they're off the subject of me...
shouldn't we be gettin' the hell out of here?
I'd say that's a reasonable request, given the circumstances.
- [ People Chattering ] - [ Man ] There he is.
[ All Cheering ]
[ Chanting Continues ]
Give me some milk.
Don't you understand? He's come back.
- What the-- - Hero can't and won't be drinkin' that [ Chinese ].
He drinks the best whiskey in the house!
[ All Cheering ]
What the hell's goin' on? Is this how people lay low where you're from?
- Not generally, no. - Listen, friend.
I came here to make sure a deal went down solid.
Not to get chopped up by the Canton prod crew and fed to the bog.
I understand your concerns, friend.
This here's all part of our new plan.
[ Cheering Continues ]
- Captain, how exactly is this part of-- - Still working the details.
[ Door Opens ]
Inara, allow me to introduce my son, Fess Higgins.
Hello, Fess. Mr. Higgins, this shuttle is a place of union.
- I'm sure you can appreciate-- - What is this?
I brought you here to bed my son, not throw him a tea party.
Sir, a Companion greeting ceremony is a ritual with centuries of--
My son is 26 years old, and he ain't yet a man.
Twenty-six. And since he can't find a willing woman--
Mr. Higgins, you're not allowed here.
- What? - As I said, this room is a consecrated place of union.
- Only your son belongs here. - Well, I'm--
Now, why don't you go on and let us begin our work?
- Now listen here, young lady-- - Good night, Mr. Higgins.
Well, that's a bit more peaceful.
Will you sit?
- To Jayne! - [ All ] To Jayne!
- To me! - Woo-woo-woo-woo!
- To the mudders! - [ All Cheering ]
[ Yelling In Chinese ]
[ Drunkenly ] You know, I've saved lives.
Dozens. Maybe hundreds.
I-- I reattached a girl's leg.
Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me.
I got a hamster.
He drops a box of money--
he gets a town.
[ Drunkenly ] Hamsters is nice.
To Jayne. The...
box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong thing.
You know, you are pretty funny.
And you're pretty...
- What did you just say? - I just said that you're pretty.
Even when you're covered in engine grease, you're--
No, especially, especially when you're covered in engine grease.
It's time to get out of this nut house. I got some plannin' to work out.
- Now, Captain? Things are goin' so well. - I suppose.
Jayne's certainly feeling better about life, but--
I said, things are going well.
Well, I tell you what.
Jayne is stuck here with his adoring masses.
Why don't you and Simon hang around and keep an eye on him for me?
[ River ] They say the snow on the roof is too heavy.
They say the ceiling will cave in. His brains are in terrible danger.
- Please, why don't you come on out? - No.
I can't. Too much hair.
Is-- Is that it?
Hell, yes, Preacher. If I didn't have stuff to get done, I'd be in there with her.
It's the rules of my order.
Like the book, it symbolizes--
Uh-huh. River, honey, he's putting the hair away now.
Doesn't matter. It'll still be there.
Honey, we're home!
Where've you guys been? Mal, Bernoulli's chomping at the bit.
Says he wants his merchandise yesterday.
We got a few wrinkles to work out.
Did you know that Jayne is a bona fide folk hero?
- Got a song and everything. - [ Speaking Chinese ]
- You've been drinking, husband. - That he has.
Don't make it any less the case.
- Are you telling me thatJayne-- - It's true.
True enough we can use it anyways.
We talked a few pillars of the mudder community into having a little...
Jayne Day celebration in town square tomorrow.
[ Snickering ]
It should buy us enough of a distraction to get the stolen goods out...
from under the foreman and his crew of prods.
You're really gonna have to start again.Jayne's a what?
This whole thing-- Uh, it--
It is embarrassing.
My father's right again, I guess. And to have to bring you here--
Your father isn't right, Fess. It's not embarrassing to be a virgin.
It's simply one's state of being.
As far as bringing me here--
Companions choose the people they're to be with very carefully.
if your father had asked me to come here for him...
I wouldn't have.
But you're different from him.
The more you accept that, the stronger you'll become.
So the magistrate, he let you folks keep all that cash?
He did. And it pained him, that's for dead sure.
When he found out, he sent his prods in to take it back from us...
- but the workers resisted. - Fought the law, huh?
If the mudders are together on a thing, there's too many of us to be put down.
So in the end, he just called it a bonus.
- That's one hell of a bonus. - And then, when we put that statue of you in town square...
he rolled in, wanted to tear it down...
but the whole town rioted.
You guys had a riot? On account of me?
My very own riot?
I can't believe you're back.
- How could I stay away? - Hey.
My son's out there.
I pray to God losin' his cherry.
There's a problem in Worker Town, sir.
Jayne Cobb's come back.
- [ Knocking] - [ Man Groaning ]
- What do you want with me? - Nothin'. You've done your time. You've paid your debt.
It's time you were on your way.
[ Grunting ]
Here. I believe these were your personal effects.
[ Grunting ] You keep me in that box four years...
and you give me a loaded gun?
You got the urge to use it, no doubt.
But I'm not the one that brought you in on that robbery.
I'm not the one who partnered up with you, then turned on you when his plan went south.
How high up was that shuttle when he pushed you out? Thirty feet?
Jayne Cobb cost you four years of your life...
plus a perfectly good eyeball.
And here's the poetical portion-- He's back in town.
This very day.
Best of luck in your new life.
Hey, Captain... Captain!
Mal, I, uh-- uh--
No, n-nothing happened.
No, there was, uh-- There was-- There was some drinking...
but, uh, we certainly didn't--
I would never-- Not with Kaylee.
- What do you mean, not with me? - Yeah. Uh-huh.
Where's my hero?
~ My love for me now Ain't hard to explain ~
~ The hero of Canton The man they call me ~
Eggs. The living legend needs eggs.
Or maybe another milk.
No. The livin' legend needs to come with us. He's got a little appearance to make.
- He does? - That's right.
This job here's gone way past long enough.
Well, you go on now. I got me important hero-type stuff to do.
- Where are you goin'? - I'm goin' with you.
Mmm, I don't think so. No, maybe you ought to stay here.
It's about the time for a civilized person to have his breakfast.
That's the sort of thing would be appropriate, don't you think?
[ Sighs ]
Excuse me. Could I, uh-- Could I see a menu?
[ Man ] A what?
You're very quiet.
I just thought I'd feel...
Aren't I supposed to be a man now?
A man is just a boy who's old enough to ask that question.
Our time together, it's a ritual...
It means something to your father.
I hope it was not entirely forgettable for you.
- Oh, no. It was-- - But it doesn't make you a man.
You do that yourself.
- [ Knocking ] - [ Higgins ] Fess. Fess Higgins.
Get out here!
So, that's where the little Jayne celebration we got planned comes in.
Should give us enough time to get the goods back in Serenity.
I don't know.
You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?
- You better laugh when you say that. - No, really, Mal.
I mean, maybe there's something to this.
I think I really made a difference in their lives.
You know-- me, Jayne Cobb.
- I know your name, jackass. - You know they threw a riot on my account?
[ Mal ] A riot?
- Morning, kids. - Is that Jayne? Is that really him?
Wash, pinch me. I must be dreaming.
Aw, hell, I'll pinch ya.
Just get on over to town square,Jayne.
Your fans are waitin'.
[ Zoe ] Do you really think we can get this stuff across town without being noticed?
[ Mal ] Got to find it first.
Here we go.
Let's get it dug up.
- A criminal hearing? - Yeah, my father's ordered me to attend.
You see, there's this man--
Well, it happened when I was growing up here.
He stole a ton of money from my dad and gave it to the poor...
to my father's workers.
- He's become kind of a folk hero in Canton. - Go on.
Well, he's back. Apparently, he landed here yesterday.
I-I know this man. He's--
He just has this idiotic sense of nobility, you know?
He can never just let things go.
He thinks he's this hardhearted criminal...
and he can be unrelenting...
but there's a side to him that's just so--
You mean, you actually know Jayne?
Jayne? Jayne Cobb? You're talking about Jayne Cobb?
Yes. Jayne Cobb, the hero of Canton.
- The only person I ever saw who stood up to my father. - [ Stammering ]
My dad had him traced back to his ship. He had port control put a land-lock on it.
Jayne'll get back and find out that he's grounded.
I sort of hate the idea of his getting caught.
Yes, that would be bad.
[ Clears Throat ] Uh, could I just get the...
Heard tell you run with Jayne Cobb.
You're gonna take me to that dirty, lowdown shingle of a man.
Listen, sir, I don't know who--
"Sir"? Look at me, you pantywaist idjit.
I just spent the last four years steamin' in a hot box...
and you're "sirrin'" me?
Folks say you're part of Jayne's team, so--
Where is that no-good reptile hidin' hisself?
Tell me, boy, or I'll cut off every last bit of them good looks.
Oh, not done yet, young'un.
That's gonna cost you an eye.
[ People Chanting ] Jayne. Jayne. Jayne. Jayne. Jayne. Jayne.
Come on. Come on!
[ Chanting Continues ]
[ Chanting Continues ]
- [ Wash ] They love their boy. - [ Mal ] Just drive by nice and slow.
- Come on, sir. Let's just get-- - The magistrate says no.
We hold position. Understand me?
Zoe, pack down the cargo.
Wash, you heat up Serenity.
- We're blowin' this mess inside half an hour. - Already there.
Let's go get our wayward babes.
Jayne! Jayne! Jayne! Jayne! Jayne! Jayne! Jayne! Jayne! Jayne!
Speech! Speech! Speech!
- Um-- - [ People Shouting ]
I'm no good with words. Don't-- Don't use 'em much myself.
[ People Chuckling ]
But I want to thank you all for bein' here and, uh, thinkin' so much of me.
Far as I see it...
you people been given the shortest end of the stick...
ever been offered a human soul in this crap-heel 'verse.
But you took that end...
and you-- well, you took it.
- [ All Murmuring Agreement ] - And that's--
Well, I guess that's somethin'.
[ Cheering ]
That didn't sound half bad.
I'm shocked my own self.
[ People Screaming ]
- Stitch Hessian. - [ Chuckling ]
Well, hey, there, Jayne.
Thought I'd make you watch while I butcher me one of your boys.
He ain't a-one of mine.
Where you been hidin'?
You gone got yourself lookin' mighty hideous.
[ Chuckles ] Oh-ho.
Now Jayne gets his.
- Honey. - Kaylee?
So what's this about a hero of Canton? Was I hearin' that right?
Four years oflock-down plays tricks on the ear.
I ain't a hero, Stitch.
Just a workin' stiff like you.
Oh-ho. [ Chuckling ]
Yep, he's right.Jayne is.
Fact, we used to work together, he and I.
- [ Trigger Cocks ] - [ People Gasping ]
Now, why don't you just let old Stitch speak his piece?
Go on, then.
Whole lot of money in a magistrate's safe, weren't there, Jayne?
Got away clean too.
But then our plane took a hit, and we're goin' down.
We dumped the fuel reserve, dumped the life support. Hell, we even dumped the seats.
And there's Jayne, the money and me.
And there was no way he was gonna drop that money.
He did. He dropped it on the mudders.
By accident, you inbred dung head. He tossed me out first.
For six months we run together. He turned me out before I could scream.
- You'd have done the same. - No. Never.
You protect the man you're with. You watch his back.
Everybody knows that.
Well, except the hero of Canton.
You gonna talk me to death, buddy? Is that the plan?
Mm, this is the plan.
Get up, you stupid piece of--
What'd you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said?
All of you!
You think there's someone just gonna drop money on ya?
Money they could use?
Well, there ain't people like that.
There's just people like me.
Wash, we're on. Get us the hell off of this mud ball.
[ Wash ] Uh,yeah. I'm, uh, workin'on it.
[ Buzzer Buzzing ]
[ Speaking Chinese ]
- Has there been a problem with takeoff? - Is there a problem?
Is there a problem?
[ Bell Dings ]
[ Engine Powering Up ]
No. We're fine.
You did what?
I sent an override to port control...
lifted the land-lock on Serenity.
I oughta wipe that smile off your head. How dare you defy me, you--
You wanted to make a man out of me, Dad.
I guess it worked.
Just keep walkin', preacher man.
[ Kaylee ] You gotta be steely.
You can't be lettin' men stomp on you so much.
It wasn't exactly a plan.
You ain't weak.
You couldn't beat him back?
Or would that not be appropriate?
You're never letting go of that, are you?
Well, you confound me some, is all.
I mean, you like me well enough, and we get along, and--
And then you go all stiff.
I-- I'm not, um-- I didn't--
See? You're doin' it right now.
What's so damn important about bein' proper?
It don't mean nothin' out here in the black.
It means more out here.
It's all I have.
I mean, my way of being... polite...
or however it's--
Well, it's the only way I have of showing you that I like you.
I'm showing respect.
So, when we made love last night--
When we what?
You really are such an easy mark.
Don't make no sense.
Why the hell'd that mudder have to go and do that for, Mal--
jumpin' in front of the shotgun blast?
Hell, there weren't a one of'em understood what happened out there.
They're probably sticking that statue right back up.
I don't know why that eats at me so.
It's my estimation that...
every man ever got a statue made of him was one kind of a son of a bitch or another.
Ain't about you, Jayne.
It's about what they need.
Don't make no sense.
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Farscape - 1x01 - Premiere
Farscape - 1x02 - I ET
Farscape - 1x03 - Exodus From Genesis
Farscape - 1x04 - Throne for a Loss
Farscape - 1x05 - Back and Back and Back to the Future
Farscape - 1x06 - Thank God Its Friday Again
Farscape - 1x07 - PK Tech Girl
Farscape - 1x08 - That Old Black Magic
Farscape - 1x09 - DNA Mad Scientist
Farscape - 1x10 - Theyve Got a Secret
Farscape - 1x11 - Till the Blood Runs Clear
Farscape - 1x12 - Rhapsody In Blue
Farscape - 1x13 - The Flax
Farscape - 1x14 - Jeremiah Crichton
Farscape - 1x15 - Durka Returns
Farscape - 1x16 - A Human Reaction
Farscape - 1x17 - Through The Looking Glass
Farscape - 1x18 - A Bugs Life
Farscape - 1x19 - Nerve
Farscape - 1x20 - The Hidden Memory
Farscape - 1x21 - Bone To Be Wild
Farscape - 1x22 - Family Ties
Farscape - 2x01 - Mind The Baby
Farscape - 2x02 - Vitas Mortis
Farscape - 2x03 - Talking The Stone
Farscape - 2x04 - Crackers Dont Matter
Farscape - 2x05 - The Way We Werent
Farscape - 2x06 - Picture If You Will
Farscape - 2x07 - Home On The Remains
Farscape - 2x08 - Dream A Little Dream
Farscape - 2x09 - Out Of Their Minds
Farscape - 2x10 - My Three Crichtons
Farscape - 2x11 - Look At The Princess I - A Kiss Is But A Kiss
Farscape - 2x12 - Look At The Princess II - I Do I Think
Farscape - 2x13 - Look At The Princess III - The Maltese Crichton
Farscape - 2x14 - Beware Of Dog
Farscape - 2x15 - Wont Get Fooled Again
Farscape - 2x16 - The Locket
Farscape - 2x17 - The Ugly Truth
Farscape - 2x18 - A Clockwork Nebari
Farscape - 2x19 - Liars Guns and Money I - A Not So Simple Plan
Farscape - 2x20 - Liars Guns and Money II - With Friends Like These
Farscape - 2x21 - Liars Guns and Money III - Plan B
Farscape - 2x22 - Die Me Dichotomy
Farscape - 3x01 - Season Of Death
Farscape - 3x02 - Suns And Lovers
Farscape - 3x03 - Self Inflicted Wounds I - Coulda Woulda Shoulda
Farscape - 3x04 - Self Inflicted Wounds II - Wait For The Wheel
Farscape - 3x05 - Different Destinations
Farscape - 3x06 - Eat Me
Farscape - 3x07 - Thanks For Sharing
Farscape - 3x08 - Green Eyed Monster
Farscape - 3x09 - Losing Time
Farscape - 3x10 - Relativity
Farscape - 3x11 - Incubator
Farscape - 3x12 - Meltdown
Farscape - 3x13 - Scratch N Sniff
Farscape - 3x14 - Infinite Possibilities I - Daedalus Demands
Farscape - 3x15 - Infinite Possibilities II - Icarus Abides
Farscape - 3x16 - Revenging Angel
Farscape - 3x17 - The Choice
Farscape - 3x18 - Fractures
Farscape - 3x19 - I-Yensch You-Yensch
Farscape - 3x20 - Into The Lions Den I - Lambs To The Slaugher
Farscape - 3x21 - Into The Lions Den II - Wolf In Sheeps Clothing
Farscape - 3x22 - Dog With Two Bones
Farscape - 4x01 - Crichton Kicks
Farscape - 4x02 - What Was Lost (Part 1) - Sacrifice
Farscape - 4x03 - What Was Lost (Part 2) - Resurrection
Farscape - 4x04 - Lavas A Many Splendored Thing
Farscape - 4x05 - Promises
Farscape - 4x06 - Natural Election
Farscape - 4x07 - John Quixote
Farscape - 4x08 - I Shrink Therefore I Am
Farscape - 4x09 - A Prefect Murder
Farscape - 4x10 - Coup By Clam
Farscape - 4x11 - Unrealized Reality (Part 1)
Farscape - 4x12 - Kansas (Part 2)
Farscape - 4x13 - Terra Firma (Part 3)
Farscape - 4x14 - Twice Shy
Farscape - 4x15 - Mental As Anything
Farscape - 4x16 - Bringing Home The Beacon
Farscape - 4x17 - A Constellation Of Doubt
Farscape - 4x18 - Prayer
Farscape - 4x19 - We are So Screwed - Fetal Attraction (Part 1)
Farscape - 4x20 - We are So Screwed - Hot To Katratzi (Part 2)
Farscape - 4x21 - We are So Screwed - La Bomba (Part 3)
Farscape - 4x22 - Bad Timing
Farscape - The Peacekeeper Wars (Part 1)
Farscape - The Peacekeeper Wars (Part 2)
Fast And Furious
Fat Choi Spirit
Fate Ignoranti Le
Father of a Soldier (Rezo Chkheidze 1964)
Father of the Bride
Fear Dot Com
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fear of Fear (Rainer Werner Fassbinder 1975)
Feed the Kitty (1952)
Fellowship of the Ring The
Female Convict Scorpion Beast Stable 1973 Shunya Ito
Female Prisoner 701 Scorpion 1972
Femme Fatale (2002)
Fiances The 1962
Fierce Creatures (1997)
Fight Club CD1
Fight Club CD2
Fighter in the Wind
Fighting Fish 2004
Fille Sur La Pont La
Filles Uniques 2003
Film That Was Never Made A
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x01
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x02
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x03
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x04
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x05
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x06
Final Countdown The 1980 CD1
Final Countdown The 1980 CD2
Final Destination - New Line Platinum Series
Final Friday The - Jason Goes To Hell 25fps
Final Insult The
Final Nightmare The
Finders Fee (Jeff Probst 2001)
Finding Forrester 2000
Fire in the Sky
Firefly - Serenity (pilot)
Firefly 1x01 - The train job
Firefly 1x02 - Bushwhacked
Firefly 1x03 - Shindig
Firefly 1x04 - Safe
Firefly 1x05 - Our mrs Reynolds
Firefly 1x06 - Jaynestown
Firefly 1x07 - Out of gas
Firefly 1x08 - Ariel
Firefly 1x09 - War stories
Firefly 1x10 - Trash
Firefly 1x11 - The message
Firefly 1x12 - Heart of gold
Firefly 1x13 - Objects in space
Firemens Ball The 1967
First Great Train Robbery The 1978 CD1
First Great Train Robbery The 1978 CD2
First Men In The Moon 1964
First Power The
Fish Called Wanda A
Fisher King The
Fistful Of Dollars A
Fistful of Dynamite A CD1
Fistful of Dynamite A CD2
Five Easy Pieces 1970 CD1
Five Easy Pieces 1970 CD2
Flash Gordon CD1
Flash Gordon CD2
Flesh and Blood CD1
Flesh and Blood CD2
Flight Of The Intruder CD1 1991
Flight Of The Intruder CD2 1991
Flipper (1996) CD1
Flipper (1996) CD2
Flower of the Arabian Nights 1974 CD1
Flower of the Arabian Nights 1974 CD2
Flubber 1997 CD1
Flubber 1997 CD2
Fly Away Home
Fly The (Kurt Neumann 1958)
Fog of war The 2003 limited theatrical version
For A Few Dollars More 1965
For Scent-imental Reasons (1949)
Frasier 01x01 - The Good Son
Frasier 01x02 - Space Quest
Frasier 01x03 - Dinner At Eight
Frasier 01x04 - I Hate Frasier Crane
Frasier 01x05 - Heres Looking At You
Frasier 01x06 - The Crucible
Frasier 01x07 - Call Me Irresponsible
Frasier 01x08 - Beloved Infidel
Frasier 01x09 - Selling Out
Frasier 01x10 - Oops
Frasier 01x12 - Miracle On Third Or Fourth Street
Frasier 02x01 - Slow Tango in South Seattle
Frasier 02x02 - The Unkindest Cut of All
Frasier 02x03 - Commentary by Director David Lee and Writer Joe Keenan
Frasier 02x03 - The Matchmaker
Frasier 02x04 - Flour Child
Frasier 02x05 - Dukes We Hardly Knew You
Frasier 02x06 - The Botched Language of Cranes
Frasier 02x07 - The Candidate
Frasier 02x08 - Adventures in Paradise Part 1
Frasier 02x09 - Adventures in Paradise Part 2
Frasier 02x10 - Burying a Grudge
Frasier 02x11 - Seat of Power
Frasier 02x12 - Roz in the Doghouse
Frasier 02x13 - Retirement is Murder
Frasier 02x14 - Fool Me Once Shame on You Fool Me Twice
Frasier 02x15 - You Scratch My Book
Frasier 02x16 - The Show Where Sam Shows Up
Frasier 02x17 - Daphnes Room
Frasier 02x18 - The Club
Frasier 02x19 - Someone to Watch Over Me
Frasier 02x20 - Breaking the Ice
Frasier 02x21 - An Affair to Forget
Frasier 02x22 - Agents In America Part 3
Frasier 02x23 - The Innkeepers
Frasier 02x24 - Dark Victory
Freddys Revenge A
Free Willy 1993
Free Willy 2 - The Adventure Home
Free Willy 3 - The Rescue
French Connection II (1975)
French Connection The
Fresh Bait 1995
Friday Night (2002)
Friday the 13th
Friday the 13th Part 8
Friends - 02x03 - the one where heckles dies
Friends - 02x09 - the one with with phoebes dad
Friends - 02x11 - the one with the lesbian wedding
Friends - 02x13 - the one after the superbowl part 2
Friends - 02x15 - the one where ross and rachel you know
Friends - 02x16 - the one where joey moves out
Friends - 02x18 - the one where dr ramoray dies
Friends - 02x20 - the one where old yeller dies
Friends - 02x22 - the one with two parties
Friends - 02x24 - the one with barry and mindys wedding
Friends - 10x01 - TOW After Joey And Rachel Kiss
Friends - 10x02 - TOW Where Ross Is Fine
Friends - 10x03 - TOW Ross Tan
Friends - 10x04 - TOW the cake
Friends - 10x05 - TOW Rachels Sister Babysits
Friends - 10x06 - TOW Rosss Grant
Friends - 10x07 - TOW The Home Study
Friends - 10x08 - TOW the late Thanksgiving
Friends - 10x09 - TOW the birth mother
Friends - 10x10 - TOW Chandler Gets Caught
Friends - 10x11 - TOW The Stripper Cries
Friends - 10x12 - TOW Phoebes Wedding
Friends - 10x13 - TOW Joey Speaks French
Friends - 10x14 - TOW Princess Consuela
Friends - 3 22 - The One With the Screamer
Friends - 3x01 - The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy
Friends - 3x02 - The One Where No Ones Ready
Friends - 3x03 - The One With the Jam
Friends - 3x04 - The One With the Metaphorical Tunnel
Friends - 3x05 - The One With Frank Jr
Friends - 3x06 - The One With the Flashback
Friends - 3x07 - The One With the Race Car Bed
Friends - 3x08 - The One With the Giant Poking Device
Friends - 3x09 - The One With the Football
Friends - 3x10 - The One Where Rachel Quits
Friends - 3x11 - The One Where Chandler Cant Remember
Friends - 3x12 - The One With All the Jealousy
Friends - 3x13 - The One Where Monica and Richard
Friends - 3x14 - The One With Phoebes Ex-Partner
Friends - 3x15 - The One Where Ross and Rachel Take
Friends - 3x16 - The One the Morning After
Friends - 3x17 - The One Without the Ski Trip
Friends - 3x18 - The One With the Hypnosis Tape
Friends - 3x19 - The One With the Tiny T-Shirt
Friends - 3x20 - The One With the Dollhouse
Friends - 3x21 - The One With a Chick and a Duck
Friends - 3x22 - The One With the Screamer
Friends - 3x23 - The One With Rosss Thing
Friends - 3x24 - The One With Ultimate Fighting Champ
Friends - 3x25 - The One at the Beach
Friends - 4x01 - The One With the Jellyfish
Friends - 4x02 - The One With the Cat
Friends - 4x03 - The One With the Cuffs
Friends - 4x04 - The One With the Ballroom Dancing
Friends - 4x05 - The One With Joeys New Girlfriend
Friends - 4x06 - The One With the Dirty Girl
Friends - 4x07 - The One Where Chandler Crosses
Friends - 4x08 - The One With Chandler in a Box
Friends - 4x09 - The One Where They are Going
Friends - 4x10 - The One With the Girl from
Friends - 4x11 - The One With Phoebes Uterus
Friends - 4x12 - The One With the Embryos
Friends - 4x13 - The One With Rachels Crush
Friends - 4x14 - The One With Joeys Dirty Day
Friends - 4x15 - The One With All the Rugby
Friends - 4x16 - The One With the Fake Party
Friends - 4x17 - The One With the Free Porn
Friends - 4x18 - The One With Rachels New Dress
Friends - 4x19 - The One With All the Haste
Friends - 4x20 - The One With All the Wedding Dresses
Friends - 4x21 - The One With the Invitation
Friends - 4x22 - The One With the Worst Best Man Ever
Friends - 4x23 - The One With Rosss Wedding - part 1
Friends - 4x24 - The One With Rosss Wedding - part 2
Friends - 5x01 - The One After Ross Says Rachel
Friends - 5x02 - The One With All the Kissing
Friends - 5x03 - The One Hundreth
Friends - 5x04 - The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
Friends - 5x05 - The One With the Kips
Friends - 5x06 - The One With the Yeti
Friends - 5x07 - The One Where Ross Moves In
Friends - 5x08 - The One With All the Thanksgivins
Friends - 5x09 - The One With Rosss Sandwich
Friends - 5x10 - The One With the Inappropiate Sister
Friends - 5x11 - The One With All the Resolutions
Friends - 5x12 - The One With Chandlers Work Laugh
Friends - 5x13 - The One With Joeys Bag
Friends - 5x14 - The One Where Everyone Finds Out
Friends - 5x15 - The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey
Friends - 5x16 - The One With the Cop
Friends - 5x17 - The One With Rachels
Friends - 5x18 - The One Where Rachel Smokes
Friends - 5x19 - The One Where Ross Cant Flirt
Friends - 5x20 - The One With the Ride-Along
Friends - 5x21 - The One With the Ball
Friends - 5x22 - The One With Joeys Big Break
Friends - 5x23 - The One in Vegas
Friends - 6x01 - The One After Vegas
Friends - 6x02 - The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
Friends - 6x03 - The One With Rosss Denial
Friends - 6x04 - The One Where Joey Loses His
Friends - 6x05 - The One With Joeys Porsche
Friends - 6x06 - The One On the Last Night
Friends - 6x07 - The One Where Phoebe Runs
Friends - 6x08 - The One With Rosss Teeth
Friends - 6x15
Friends 7x01 - The One with Monicas Thunder
Friends 7x02 - The One With Rachels Book
Friends 7x03 - The One With Phoebes Cookies
Friends 7x04 - The One With Rachels Assistant
Friends 7x05 - The One With The Engagement Picture
Friends 7x06 - The One With The Nap Partners
Friends 7x07 - The One with Rosss Library Book
Friends 7x08 - The One Where Chandler Doesnt Like Dogs
Friends 7x09 - The One With All the Candy
Friends 7x10 - The One With The Holiday Armadillo
Friends 7x11 - The One With All The Cheesecakes
Friends 7x12 - The One Where They are Up All Night
Friends 7x13 - The One Where Rosita Dies
Friends 7x14 - The One Where They All Turn Thirty
Friends 7x15 - The One With Joeys New Brain
Friends 7x16 - The One With the Truth About London
Friends 7x17 - The One With the Cheap Wedding Dress
Friends 7x18 - The One With Joeys Award
Friends 7x19 - The One With Ross and Monicas Cousin
Friends 7x20 - The One With Rachels Kisses
Friends 7x21 - The One With the Vows
Friends 7x22 - The One With Chandlers Dad
Friends 7x23 - The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding Part 1
Friends 7x24 - The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding Part 2
Friends 9x01 - The One Where No One Proposes
Friends 9x02 - The One Where Emma Cries
Friends 9x03 - The One With The Pediatrician
Friends 9x04 - The One With The Sharks
Friends 9x05 - The One With Phoebes Birthday Dinner
Friends 9x06 - The One With The Male Nanny
Friends 9x07 - The One With Rosss Inappropriate Song
Friends 9x08 - The One With Rachels Other Sister
Friends 9x09 - The One With Rachels Phone Number
Friends 9x10 - The One With Christmas In Tulsa
Friends 9x11 - The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work
Friends 9x12 - The One With Phoebes Rats
Friends 9x13 - The One Where Monica Sings
Friends 9x14 - The One With The Blind Dates
Friends 9x15 - The One With The Mugging
Friends 9x16 - The One With The Boob Job
Friends 9x17 - The One With The Memorial Service
Friends 9x18 - The One With The Lottery
Friends 9x19 - The One With Rachels Dream
Friends 9x20 - The One With The Soap Opera Party
Friends 9x21 - The One With The Fertility Test
Friends 9x22 - The One With The Donor
Friends 9x23-24 - The One In Barbados 1 2)
Frisson des vampires Le
From Beijing with love
From Dusk Till Dawn
From Dusk Till Dawn 3 The Hangmans Daughter
From Justin To Kelly (Special Edition)
Frusta e il corpo La
Fudoh The New Generation 1996
Fugitive The - The Chase Continues
Fukssvansen (Chop Chop)
Full Frontal 2002
Full Metal Jacket
Full Time Killer
Fun Movie (2002 Korean) CD1
Fun Movie (2002 Korean) CD2
Fun in Acapulco (Richard Thorpe 1963)
Funeral Parade of Roses
Funeral in Berlin
Fury The (1978)
Futurama 1x01 - Space Pilot 3000
Futurama 1x02 - The Series Has Landed
Futurama 1x03 - I Roommate
Futurama 1x04 - Loves Labors Lost in Space
Futurama 1x05 - Fear of a Bot Planet
Futurama 1x06 - A Fishful of Dollars
Futurama 1x07 - My Three Suns
Futurama 1x08 - A Big Piece of Garbage
Futurama 1x09 - Hell is Other Robots
Futurama 2x01 - A Flight to Remember
Futurama 2x02 - Mars University
Futurama 2x03 - When Aliens Attack
Futurama 2x04 - Fry and the Slurm Factory
Futurama 3x01 - Amazon Women in the Mood
Futurama 3x02 - Parasites Lost
Futurama 3x03 - A Tale of Two Santas
Futurama 3x04 - The Luck of the Fryrish
Futurama 3x05 - The Birdbot of Ice-catraz
Futurama 3x06 - Bendless Love
Futurama 3x07 - The Day the Earth Stood Stupid
Futurama 3x08 - Thats Lobstertainment
Futurama 3x09 - The Cyber House Rules
Futurama 3x10 - Insane in the Mainframe
Futurama 3x10 - Where The Buggalo Roam
Futurama 3x12 - The Route of All Evil
Futurama 3x13 - Bendin in the Wind
Futurama 3x14 - Time Keeps on Slippin
Futurama 3x15 - I Dated a Robot
Futurama 3x16 - A Leela of Her Own
Futurama 3x17 - A Pharaoh To Remember
Futurama 3x18 - Anthology of Interest Part 2
Futurama 3x19 - Roswell That Ends Well
Futurama 3x20 - Godfellas
Futurama 3x21 - Future Stock
Futurama 3x22 - The 30 Iron Chef
Futurama 4x01 - Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch
Futurama 4x02 - Leelas Homeworld
Futurama 4x03 - Love and Rocket
Futurama 4x04 - Less Than Hero
Futurama 4x05 - A Taste of Freedom
Futurama 4x06 - Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV
Futurama 4x07 - Jurassic Bark
Futurama 4x08 - Crimes of the Hot
Futurama 4x09 - Teenage Mutant Leelas Hurdles
Futurama 4x10 - The Why of Fry
Futurama 4x11 - Where no Fan Has Gone Before
Futurama 4x12 - The Sting
Futurama 4x13 - Bend Her
Futurama 4x14 - Obsoletely Fabulous
Futurama 4x15 - The Farnsworth Parabox
Futurama 4x16 - Three Hundred Big Boys
Futurama 4x17 - Spanish Fry
Futurama 4x18 - The Devils Hands are Idle Playthings
Fyra Nyanser Av Brunt CD1
Fyra Nyanser Av Brunt CD2