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And on that point,|members of the jury,
I rest my case.
Hello, Wanda.
Hi, Ken.
Hello, W-W-Wanda.
Ken,
this is Otto.
Hello, Ken.|Wanda's told me a Lot about you.
Hey! Great fish!
A squeeze of Lemon,|some tartare sauce... perfect!
George back yet?
No, he had to g-g-go
to the b-b-b...
What?
That's quite a stutter|you've got there, Ken.
It's all right, it doesn't bother me.
So er...|George needs a weapons man, eh?
A cup of tea, Ken?
Y-y-y...
Yeah, he'd like one.
I had a good friend in the CIA,|had a stutter.
Cost him his life, dammit.
Hi, George.
Hello, George.
Get you a Scotch?
Yeah.
George,
this is Otto.
So,
you're Wanda's brother?
Good to be here, George.
England is a fine country.
Did she tell you what we need?
Something like that?
Something like that.
Hello, Wendy.
Had a good day?
I spend the morning|trying to get a waste disposal man.
At lunch, Marjorie just|complained about her husband
then I have to play|three rubbers with Philippa.
I come back and|Sandersons have sent the wrong flowers.
Oh, no!
Would you like some tea?
Yes.
I won the case.
This is the first moment|I've had to myself all day.
Hello, Portia! How was the show?
Awful, Daddy. I must have a new horse.
- But you liked Phantom.|- He's not fit for dog meat.
Can I change him? It won't cost much.
- Oughtn't we...|- I thought you were making tea.
- I am, darling. Sorry.|- I'd better get it.
- No, no, let me do it.|- No! I'll do it!
I won the case.
Now this is cracked.
They're worth about 100,000 each.
There are 1 35 of them.
That makes 1 3 millions, my friends.
Dollars or pounds?
Pounds, pet.
This is the big one. So...
OK.
Yeah.
Otto?
Yes?
OK?
What?
The plan.
Yeah. Great. No problem.
What was the middle thing,|about the police?
We don't meet up|at Heathrow until Tuesday...
Yeah, yeah!
I haven't finished yet.
Because the police will watch|all the airports for 72 hours.
I know.
I know.
Do you want me to g-g-get
a b-b-big
c-c-car?
Getaway?
A limo, OK?
And put diplomatic plates on it.
What if he has to speak in the break-in?
Nobody says anything during a break-in.
It's OK, Otto. Ken's good.
So, next week,
we won't have to look for work.
And it won't have to look for us.
Oscar Wilde.
You really like animals, don't you, Ken?
What's the attraction?
Because you can t-t-t
trust them, and they don't sh-sh-sh...
Shit on you?
Show off all the time.
You know what Nietzsche|said about them?
He said they were God's second blunder.
Bye, sis!
Well, you tell him from me that I-l-l...
Bye, George.
If you talk to Mom, tell her I said hi.
- OK.|- Don't let him touch you.
One more day, and we're together.
I'm sorry about my brother, Ken.
I know he's insensitive.
He's had a hard life.
Dad used to beat him up.
Good.
Aaagh!
Anybody moves and you're dead.
Look where you're going!
Chauvinist pig!
Really, people here|just think they own the pavement.
That was fun.
I love robbing the English.
- They're so polite.|- The d-d-d...
- What is it, Ken?|- The dog!
We didn't hit the dog.
- $20 million and an insect worries him!|- It's not an in-in...
Stutter's not getting any better.|How about surgery?
Shut up!
Ken.
Bye!
Let's split.
- See you at Heathrow on Tuesday.|- Lie low. No celebrating.
No celebrating?
See you in a couple of hours.
To $20 million.
To a job well done.
To us.
To the best brother|and sister team since...
Romeo and Juliet?
Do you believe those Cockney klutzes|bought our story?
What morons!
- I want you to know something.|- What?
Even if you were my brother,|I'd still want to fuck you.
Oooh!
Make the call.
- Momento, carissima.|- No!
- Eventuale!|- No Italian!
Hey!
Per cominciare,|due insalate verdi con peperoni.
- E linguine primavera...|- No. No.
- Una cotoletta di vitello.|- Make the call, Otto.
Are you really Italian?
Absolutamente. Si!
My name is Otto. It means eight.
Say arrivederci a Giorgio.
Bye, George.
The police, please.
Otto!
Yes, hello.
Sorry to trouble you,|but you may like to know
that today's Hatton Garden robbery|was pulled off by Mr George Thomason.
He lives at flat three, Kipling Mansions,
Murray Road, London W9.
Wanda!
Police! Open up!
Come on, open up!
Open the door, or we'll knock it down!
George Francis Thomason?
Passport,
tickets,
money!
Asshole!
We're rich, Wanda.
Yep?
I bet these weeks with me
have been|the most exciting weeks of your life.
You said it.
OK.
OK.
Disappointed!
Son of a bitch!
What do you have to do|to make people trust you?!
Shut up.
People are always|taking advantage of me!
Shut up and think.|Where's he moved it?
What are you doing?
I'm thinking!
Thinking what I'll do to him.
I'll hang him up with piano wire...
- Where are you going?|- I'm going to talk to him.
Talk to who?
Talk to who?!
So, while installing these windows,
you knelt on some broken glass|from the pane you had dropped.
That's right, sir.
Your parents can confirm this?
Yes, and his aunt,
Georgina Thomason.
Good, Bartlett.
Yes?
Sorry to interrupt you, sir.
Thomason. A young lady to see you.
- Anything else?|- No, thanks. Do you have to dash off?
No, absolutely not.
George!
Ken's got the fish food. He'll be in later.
- Thanks.|- De nada.
What do you think, Mr Leach?
We may be OK on the glass,|but what else will they come up with?
Oh, George!
Oh, my God, I can't believe|this is happening.
That's not allowed in here, miss.
Are you OK?
It's all right.
I don't think I can handle this.
I was too afraid to sleep last night...
Leave it out, leave it out, OK?
Listen, listen, listen.
Listen.
You stayed at my place.
We slept late.
You made me breakfast.
What?
What's he doing here?
He wanted to see you.
Who did it, George? Kevin Delaney?
Do you want me to rub him out?
Anything, you name it.
I have friends making enquiries.
Good.
The jewels are very safe.
If I get sent down, it all gets handed back|to cut my sentence.
Now, to cut my sentence even more,
I could tell them who done it with me
if I wasn't very happy about everything.
What was the middle thing?
Piss off.
- You want me to spring you...|- Now!
George?
You don't think...
Do you?
No!
No.
No!
OK.
- George.|- What?
Are you sure the garage is very safe?
Trust me.
Thank you very much.
Thanks a Lot. Bye.
Have a good day.
So?
He's not sure it was you.
What about you?
No, no, he believes me.
That's why he can't figure out about you.
Figure out what?
Whether you turned him in or not, stupid!
Don't er
ever, ever, ever
call me stupid. OK?
What?
That's George's lawyer.
The other guy must be the barrister.
So?
Trust me.
Let me know|if anything unexpected turns...
Excuse me.
Don't I recognize you?
No. No, I don't think so.
Oh.
You are a famous barrister, aren't you?
Erm...
Well, hardly.
Could I have your autograph, anyway?
Yes, yes, certainly.
Thanks.
I'm studying aspects of your legal system.
I'm American.
Oh, really?
I've only just started. It's fascinating.
What er... What brings you here?
Oh, it's a little embarrassing.
l... have a friend.
Oh!
I see.
There you are.
I knew it!
You're Archie Leash.
Leach.
Right.
I saw you in court!
Er... two weeks ago.
The casino break-in?
You were great!
Oh, I'm a big fan of yours.
I love the way you er
cross-examine.
Oh, I really admire your work.
Thank you.
- I'd better not...|- I don't suppose...
No? Fine, right.
Well,...
Thank you for this.
I'll treasure it.
Au revoir.
You speak French, too!
What's going on?
Whatever George decides to do,|he'll tell Leach first.
Why?
Because he's his lawyer.
Yeah, I know that.
So I'm going to get to know Mr Leach.
So George will tell him|where the diamonds are?
That's what I'm going to find out.
You done well, my son.
Now, where are we going to hide it?
Very good!
Don't tell Wanda anything.
Otto might get something out of her.
Now...
George.
You are going to g-get off?
Sure, don't worry about it, Ken.
We'll fix it.
Now, anything on Otto?
No. Not yet.
You watch him.
Ken!
OK.
Looks like the police have been all over it.
Let me change clothes,|then I'll help you look.
Hello,
K-K-Ken's p-p-pets.
Hey!
Wake up!
Wake up, limey fish!
So. How are you going to get friendly|with this lawyer?
I don't know. I'll improvise.
Fucking insects!
I thought Englishmen didn't like women,|the way they talk.
No!
He's straight. He's kinda cute, too,|in a pompous sort of way.
Have you got the hots for him?
I'm not into necrophilia, thanks.
What is this? Hump-a-limey week?
Otto doesn't approve.
Otto might get jealous.
E molto pericoloso, signorina.
Molto pericoloso...
Carissima.
Oh, speak it, speak it!
Un ossobuco milanese con piselli.
Melanzane parmigiana con spinaci.
Dov'e la farmacia?
Yes, yes, yes!
No, no, no.
- Si, si, si.|- No, no, no.
No, not here.
Otto, not here.
Dov'e la Fontana di Trevi?
Not here, Otto!
Erm...
Mozzarella...
Er... Parmigiana...
- Gorgonzola!|- Otto, no!
Wanda!
Look what I've got, Wanda.
Treasure!
Ssh!
Aaagh!
Ooh!
Oh, my God, Ken, it's you!
I thought it was the police again.
Isn't it horrible about George?
I've such a headache.|Could you go and get me some aspirin?
Shit.
- What's that?|- My brother's using the bathroom.
- Otto?|- Mm. We just went and saw George.
It was horrible, Ken, just horrible...
Isn't it terrible about George?
When I find the bastard who squealed!
I love that man!
What are you d-d-doing here?
What am I doing here?
Wanda was upset, Ken.|She needed to talk to family.
Sh...
She's just had a sh-sh-shower.
I've got to speak to you.
Are you OK, now, sis?
- I'm fine, thanks for coming.|- Call me if you need me.
What's up with you?|Can't you think about her feelings?
Something f-f-funny is going on.
Oh dear, oh dear.
You don't know why you're excited.
- I saw the b...|- Ken, Ken, Ken!
I didn't want to say anything|while George was around.
Isn't it time you faced facts?
Come on!
You're a very attractive man.
You're smart.
You've got wonderful bones,
great eyes, and you dress interestingly.
Wh-wh-wh...
We could have a Lot of fun together.
I think we'd be really good for each other.
What do you say?
You must be j-j-j...
May I kiss you, Ken?
No, you fucking can't!
Just a peck! No tongue!
No, no!
Ken! Ken!
Ken!
OK. You didn't realize I was gay.
OK, no, look.
I'm sorry.
I've handled this badly.
Look, the physical side can wait.
You need time.
Will you think about it?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God!
Ken!
Somebody just called!
They said that the police...
No, that the loot|is in a garage in Fulham.
You and I have to go get it now.
We have to move it|before the police find it.
No, no, no...
- What?|- It's all right!
- What?|- Ge-Ge-Ge
George
M-m-m
moved...
George moved the loot?!
Yes.
Where did he move it, Ken?
Where did he move it?!
C-c-c...
I don't know where it is.|There's a key for something.
It's in...
Don't tell me.
It's better that you don't tell me.
Oh, you know, if it wasn't for George...
Otto
tried to k-k-k
kiss me.
I thought he might.
No.
Nothing, no marks at all.
But it is a safety deposit box key?
Yes, but there are millions of them,
hotels, banks, offices.
Sorry.
Thank you.
Fuck!
That's him.
That's him, Inspector.
He's the one|who tried to murder my dogs.
Davidson!
An American legal student|wants to see me for a moment.
- What time is Sir John due?|- 1 2.30, sir.
Right.
Come in!
- Hi.|- How very nice to see you.
Am I interrupting?
Absolutely not.
Really?
Really. Delighted to see you.
Hello.
So.
This is the place.
- This is it.|- Very nice.
I was at the courts this morning.|It's fascinating!
Really, so much to know,
Everybody wears these. Do you?
Oh, ridiculous!
Well, erm
I only have a few minutes. Sorry.
I'm sorry.
But until then,|I'm all yours, as they say.
I just have a couple of questions.
I'm having a little problem
understanding|preliminary criminal procedures.
What exactly is the committal?
Ah. Interesting.
Basically,|it's a preliminary investigation
where the prosecution|presents evidence
that the accused has a case to answer.
That's what it says in the book.
Let's take, for example,|my friend George Thomason.
Right.
- His committal is on Wednesday...|- Thomason?
Yes.
George Thomason?
Yes. Do you know him?
I'm defending him.
What are you talking about?
I'm his barrister, his lawyer.
That's so great!
That's so weird, isn't that weird?
Oh, I'm so happy you're defending him!
Thank you.
He's sure to get off now.
Wow!
I can watch you work now!
Please.
Amazing.
Well, anyway.
At the committal,|George would then plead...
Not guilty.
Really?
The evidence is largely circumstantial.
But wasn't there an identification?
True, but a very elderly lady.
I think they've got the wrong man.
You don't think he did it?
No.
Let's just say, for argument's sake,
that you did think he did it.
Sure, if more evidence|against him came to light.
Right, right.
You would then advise him|to plead guilty,
and turn over the jewels|to get his sentence cut.
And he would turn them over|to who, to you?
Theoretically, yes, yes.
Oh, of course.
Erm. Well er...
I'm so sorry, I've forgotten your name.
Wanda.
Wanda! What a fool, what a fool.
Well, Wanda, there are three...
Not Wanda Gershwitz?
Yes.
Oh, my God.
What?
You're his alibi.
I can't talk to you!
Why not?
My dear lady, you're a defense witness!
I'm sorry, I must ask you to leave.
What did I say?
It's not ethical for me|to talk to a witness.
Everybody does it in America.
Not in England, it's forbidden.
I insist, or I may have|to give up the case.
I'm sorry. Please.
Oh, Archie.
I didn't come here to talk about|boring criminal procedures.
Come on, you know!
You knew the minute I walked in here.
I want you.
What?
- Hello?|- Sir John is here.
Show him in, please.
Make love with me.
- Pardon?|- Nothing.
- Will you take me to bed?|- No, sorry.
Bye, Uncle.
Hi!
He's pleading not guilty
so you're safe until the trial.
Leach doesn't think he did it.
Ken says|there's a safe deposit box key,
but only George knows where it is.
Thank you, Wanda!
What have you found out?
Not a Lot.
You realize he's in court tomorrow?
I know that!
So nothing, huh?
Nix.
Zip.
Diddly.
Bupkiss.
Niente.
Oh, it's too big!
- No, it isn't, Portia.|- It's enormous!
- No, it isn't!|- Oh, please, Mother!
No! Absolutely not!
I'm so miserable|and you just don't care!
Do shut up, Portia!
All I get, all day,|is people complaining to me.
Oh dear.
Ecco I'uomo.
Ooh, le due cupole grandi|della cattedrale di Milano.
Benito Mussolini!
Dov'e il Vaticano?
Volare
Oh-oh
E cantare
Oh-oh...
Archie, I want you to speak to her|about plastic surgery.
- Hmm?|- I do wish you'd listen to me.
I want you to speak to Portia.
I'll speak to her in the morning.
Goodnight, Archie.
Goodnight, Archie!
Goodnight, Wanda.
Goodnight, who?
Sorry, darling.|Just a stupid case I've got tomorrow
with some lousy old hag.
Are you George Francis Thomason
of Kipling Mansions, Murray Avenue,
London W9?
Yes, sir.
The charge is one of armed robbery.
Are we ready for a committal,|Mr Percival?
Yes, under Section 6.2, madam.
That is correct, 6.2.
Here are the statements,|all to be fully bound, please.
Stand up, Mr Thomason.
You are committed to stand trial
at the Central Criminal Court.
There is some urgency about this case.
The main witness, Mrs Coady,
is elderly and has had|serious heart difficulties recently.
Is there any possibility|that this case
might be put down for an early trial?
That is for the Old Bailey listing officer.
Take him down to the cell, please, officer.
Hi, hon. How are you doing?
You look great. I love your hair.
Got time for a coffee?
- No, I've g-g...|- Have you thought about it?
Why did he give you this?
Eileen Coady, 69 Basil Street.
Does he want you to send her flowers?
Do her shopping?
Show her a good time?
Rub her out?
He wants you to rub her out?
He's going to kill her!
Fuck off, or I'll kill you.
Limey fruits!
So the old lady will|m-meet with an accident?
- Eh, K-K-Ken?|- Sssh. Sssh!
What's so funny?
Nothing.|Just that wasting old ladies isn't nice.
Well, it's better than b-buggering people.
I bet you 1 you don't kill her.
All right.
All right.
I love watching your ass when you walk.
Is that beautiful or what?
Don't go near him!
He's mine!
1 says you won't kill her!
When could you look at it?
Let's think.|My wife's going to the opera on Friday.
I'll look at it then|and call you on Saturday.
- I really appreciate it. Thanks.|- Bye.
Hi.
I know we're not allowed to talk.
Give me a call.
I can't.
Please?
We're not allowed to speak.
We don't have to.
I don't want you for your conversation.
I'd love to...
- What happened?|- Got a date, Friday.
Look here!
Do you mind|not making that terrible noise?
My dogs will be having their nap.
Nice doggy.
Nice... doggy.
Otto, what are you doing?
It's a Buddhist meditation technique.
It focuses your aggression.
The monks did it|before they went into battle.
What kind of Buddhism is this?
Asshole!
It's an early Tantric meditation...
What is this?
To get information,|I might have to get friendly with him.
Well, we're ready now, at last.
Good. Enjoy the opera, darling.
- Your supper's in the fridge.|- Marvellous.
Be good.
When you say friendly,|what are we talking about here?
Cordial? Courteous?
Supportive? What?
I don't know.|Let's just see what happens.
So, friendly might include actual er
what, penetration?
I don't need your jealousy now.
- Jealousy?|- Yes.
Hey, I'm merely curious.|Me? Jealous of that fop?
What about my tits?
Does he get to handle them?
Yes. That's my forecast.|I'll stand by that.
Nuzzling?
I think $20 million is worth a nuzzle.
80% chance there.
- Sucking?|- I thought you weren't jealous.
I'm not, I don't believe in jealousy,|it's for the weak.
One thing, though.
Touch his dick, and he's dead!
I told your father|to get the car serviced.
Aren't we going, then?
Oh, do shut up, Portia.
Hurry up.
Hi.
Do you despise me?
No, that's not a word that leaps to mind.
Can I stay, then?
Of course. Look,...
- Wanda...|- I know.
Your wife's coming back.
No, it's not her. She'll be hours.
It's about what I said to you.
It is all right for us to speak.
It is?
Provided that we don't discuss the case.
Oh.
Oh, fine.
It's just, if anyone saw us talking...
Oh, but they won't.
Sorry if I seem
pompous.
Oh, you're the best, Archie.
No.
Not yet.
I'm thirsty.
What shall I get you?
Whisky.
You are the sexiest,|most beautiful girl
I have ever seen
in my entire life.
Get me my drink.
Oh, Archie.
Mm, Archie.
So.
If George decides to change his plea,
he'd tell you|where the Loot is first, wouldn't he?
Mm?
Darling, we mustn't talk|about the trial, OK?
I know. I just meant theoretically.
Kiss me there.
Oh. Theoretically.
Erm.
..to his legal representative...
What's the matter?
Oh, it's wonderful, Archie.
Ooh!
Aah!
What? What, darling?
- You're getting me hot!|- Sorry.
I need something to drink.
Something cold?
Maybe in the fridge?
Champagne?
Oh, my favourite.
Don't go away.
Je reviens!
What are you doing here?
- Relax!|- Get the fuck out of here!
- Your moaning worried me.|- I was faking it, stupid!
Don't ever call me stupid.
- And I'm not jealous.|- Then leave!
OK!
It's a nice place.
Don't touch his dick!
His wife, his wife!
For goodness sake, get off to bed.
God, there isn't any ice.
Champagne!
Aaagh!
What's the matter?
What are you doing?
Champagne, dear. To welcome you home.
Erm... let me pour you a glass.
Whose is the car?
The car?
Blocking the drive?
There you are, dear. Cheers.
Nice to see you again.
How was the opera?
- Finished early, did it?|- Whose car is it?
Mine.
It's a beauty, isn't it?
Where did I leave my drink, Archie?
Who is this?
Don't you know?
How do you do, Mrs Leach?
I'm Harvey Manfren... jensen... jen.
- I'm... with the CIA.|- The CIA?
That's correct, ma'am.
I was er...|just telling your husband
before I had to go|to your beautiful bathroom.
We've got a high-ranking KGB defector|in a safe house near here.
We're debriefing him as of now
and we're just er
checking all the houses in the area.
- For what?|- For KGB.
- Is there any danger?|- No, no, no, no.
No er... No, not now.
We er...
We just want to keep everyone informed.
So. Archie, thanks for the drink.
Sorry to have troubled you...
Keep everyone informed?
So there's no panic, ma'am.
But isn't it a secret?
You've no idea how secret.
Well, why are you telling everyone?
It's a smoke screen?
What?!
Double bluff.
You obviously know nothing|about intelligence work.
It's an XK Red 27 technique.
My father was in the Secret Service,|Mr Manfredjen St John.
I know perfectly well|you don't keep the public informed
when you are debriefing KGB defectors.
Oh, you don't, huh?
Not unless you're|congenitally insane or stupid, no.
Don't call me stupid.
Why on earth not?
Oh, you English are so superior,|aren't you?
Do you know where you'd be
without us,|the old US of A to protect you?
I'll tell you.
The smallest fucking province|in the Russian Empire, that's what!
So don't call me stupid, lady.
Just thank me.
Thank you for popping in|and protecting us!
If it wasn't for us,|you'd be speaking German!
Singing Deutschland, Deutschland
Uber alles
He's covering for me.|Get rid of your wife and get my necklace.
Necklace. I'll think of something.
- Who are you talking to?|- Myself, darling.
- Who was that shouting?|- Th-th-the brother of a f-friend.
Archie, who on earth...
I don't know. He...
- I need a drink.|- Let's go to the pub.
What?!
Let's go to the pub.
Would you like to, Portia?
We haven't been for 1 5 years!
Portia could see it now.
Honestly, Archie!
Aaagh!
What on earth is the matter?
I thought the picture was falling off.
Will you pull yourself together?!
What's this?
Thanks, Portia. Coming with us?
What was that?
- A kind of necklace.|- Aah!
What's going on?
Nothing. Let's go.
Can I see that?
- What?|- In your hand.
Your other hand.
Portia, go to your room.
Aren't we going out?
I can explain. I left...
Now!
- They sent a new girl...|- Oh, Archie.
No, she's Canadian...
It's lovely. Thank you.
It's even got a W for Wendy.
Oh, I'm so glad you like it.
It's the most beautiful thing|you've ever given me.
Oh, Archie. This isn't like you.
Are you fucking crazy?!
Hey, I saved your ass.
I had him right where I wanted him,|you asshole!
I give you one fucking thing to!
You had to drive me and shut up!
Oh, relax!
Hello.
Hold on.
It's for you.
Hello.
Not at the moment, no.
Yes, well, I'm not quite sure|when I can get hold of that.
Yes, yes, I do appreciate that.
Yes. As soon as possible.
Well, that would be very nice, obviously.
So. Erm...
See you soon, I hope.
Bye, Frank.
Calm down. Calm down!
Easy, g-g-girl. Easy, easy!
Come here!
Smell. Smell!
Smell, Maggie, smell.
Now. Now!
Kill, kill!
Kill!
Kill!
Kill!
We therefore|commit its body to the ground.
Earth to earth.
Ashes to ashes.
Dust to dust.
Miserere Dominus
Miserere Dominus
Canis mortuus est
Hello, honey.
What happened?
N-n-nothing.
What's that?
Er...
Not Granny?
Not yet.
Oh. Who is it for, then?
A f-f-f...
A fish? Frenchman?
- A phone operator?|- Friend.
Oh, a four-legged one?
Where's my sister?
She's in the b-b-b...
Thank you.
Lavatory.
Wanda!
Anything?
What? No?
Why are you here?
I'm here because I'm bored!
Bored, wandering around|this awful city, shoving George's pic...
Talking to a Lot of snotty, stuck-up,|intellectually inferior British faggots.
They get rigor mortis|in the prime of life in this country!
Standing there with their hair clenched
counting the seconds till the weekend,
so they can dress up like ballerinas
at the flat at four
2B, Saint...
To be honest, I er... hate them.
I mean, pretending|they're so fucking lawyer...
So fucking superior|with those phoney accents.
Not you, Ken.|You've got a beautiful voice
when it works.
Sonofabitch!
So er...|Want to have some lunch?
Have you heard from him?
- Who?|- Archie.
No, I have to finish my hair!
Nothing?
OK, I'm out of here!
No plans to see him?
No.
OK, bye, bro!
Bye, Wanda!
Oh, sorry.
- What?!|- It wasn't theirs to sell.
A old lady gave it to them to engrave.
Someone put it in the display cabinet...
- That's their problem.|- No. Legally...
You paid for it!
They accept their mistake|and they're offering you this.
It's much more valuable.
I adore this|and you want me to give it back...
- I don't want...|- They can't have it.
- Wendy.|- No. No!
- Wendy!|- NO!
Tell them they can't have it!
You're the bloody barrister!
- Hello.|- Hello.
Oh, Archie, it's beautiful.
It's just beautiful.
Oh, my God, look!
Oh, Archie, it's beautiful.
Isn't it wonderful?
Whose is it?
It belongs to someone|at the chambers.
And where are they?
Hong Kong.
Ah so.
Gone for weeks.
Nice rug, Archie.
May I?
Archie, what are you doing?
The polka, I think.
You make me feel free!
Free?
Do you have any idea|what it's like being English?
Being so correct all the time?
Being so... stifled|by this dread of doing the wrong thing?
Asking someone, 'Are you married?'
and hearing, 'My wife Left me.'
Or saying,|'Do you have children?'
and hearing,|'They burned to death yesterday.'
Wanda, we're all terrified|of embarrassment.
That's why we're so... dead.
Most of my friends are dead.
We have these piles of corpses to dinner.
But you're alive, God bless you.
And I want to be.|I'm so fed up with all this.
I want to make love with you, Wanda.
I'm a good lover.
At least, I used to be|in the early 14th century.
Can we go to bed?
Yeah.
Hang on!
Mind your head.
Agh! Aagh!
Aaagh! Aaagh!
I think I love you, Wanda.
Oh, Archie.
Can I ask you a question?
Anything.
Where's my locket?
I couldn't get it.
What?
Wendy wouldn't give it back. Look...
I got you this instead.
Do you like it?
No. Archie, I have to have mine.
What's the matter? Why?
My mother gave it to me
on her death... bed.
Oh, I'm sorry.
All right, darling.
I'll get it for you.
You promise?
I'll think of something.
Sex is very, very difficult for me
with somebody|that I don't trust completely.
I promise I'll get it. OK?
Ooh! I love you, Archie.
I've loved you ever since|the first second I saw you!
What was that?
What?
Your brother didn't bring you|here this time?
No.
He's no idea?
He doesn't have a clue.
What?
He is so dumb...
Really?
He thought the Gettysburg Address|was where Lincoln lived.
Those terrible lies|he told about the CIA!
So painful!
When he heard|your daughter's name was Portia,
he said,|'Why did they name her after a car?'
I love the way you laugh!
I love you, you're funny.
How come a girl as bright as you
can have a brother who's so...
Don't call me stupid.
Jesus Christ!
Ouch! Otto!
Come on!
I'll deal with you later!
What have you done with her?
- She's all right!|- Otto!
Now, apologize.
What?
Apologize!
Shit!
Are you totally deranged?
You pompous,
stuck-up, snot-nosed,
English, giant twerp,
scumbag, fuck-face,|dickhead asshole!
How very interesting.
You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?
You're the vulgarian, you fuck!
Now, apologize!
What? Me to you?
Apologize.
All right, I apologize.
You're really sorry?
I'm really, really sorry.
I apologize unreservedly.
You take it back?
I do.|I offer a complete and utter retraction.
The imputation was totally|without basis in fact,
and was in no way fair comment.
It was motivated purely by malice.
I deeply regret any distress
my comments|may have caused you or your family.
I hereby undertake not repeat
any such slander|at any time in the future.
OK.
Miserere Dominus
Miserere Dominus
Canis mortuus est
You said you loved him!
Right, Otto!|Here's a multiple choice question.
A. Wanda was lying.
B. Wanda was telling the truth.
Which one are you going to pick?
What was the first one?
You said you were not seeing him!
I knew you'd come and fuck it up!
I was dealing with something delicate.
I'm setting up a guy|who's important to us.
He knows where the Loot is|and if you'll be arrested.
You lope in|like Rambo without a jockstrap
and dangle him from a window!
Now, was that smart?!
Was it shrewd?
Was it good tactics, or was it stupid?!
Don't call me stupid.
Oh, right!
To call you stupid|is an insult to stupid people!
I've known sheep that could outwit you.
I've worn dresses with higher IQs.
You think you're an intellectual,|don't you, ape?
Apes don't read philosophy.
Yes, they do.|They just don't understand it.
Let me correct you|on a couple of things, OK?
Aristotle was not Belgian.
The central message of Buddhism
- is not every man for himself.|- You read...
The London Underground|is not a political movement.
Those are mistakes. I looked 'em up.
Now. You have just assaulted
the one man who can keep you|out of jail and make you rich.
So what are you|going to do about it, huh?
What would an intellectual do?
What would Plato do?
Apologize.
Pardon me?
Apolo...
What?
Apologize!
Right!
I'm sorry.
No.
Not to me.
To Archie.
And make it good, or we're dead.
Oh, I'm so very,|very, very, very s...
Fuck you!
I'm s...
I'm very, very s...
I'm so
very s...
Very, very s...
Very, very...
ssfff...
Ugh!
Hello, Mr Burglar!
Going somewhere?
Think you can rob Mr Leach?
I'll teach you a lesson.
He's a very good friend of mine.
Otto! Otto!
He'll be very pleased with me|when he finds you all tied up
and ready for the police!
And don't call me Otto.
To you, I am Mr...
Aagh!
Oh, God.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Please.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I didn't know it was you.
How could I know it was you?
I mean,|how could you expect me to guess?
Stupid jerk!
What the fuck are you doing|robbing your own house?
You asshole!
You stupid, stiff, pompous English...
Agh!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Er... Er...
Yeah.
God Almighty!
Bloody hell!
Darling!
Are you hurt?
Speak to me! Are you hurt?
Can't you speak?
Archie! Archie, what has happened?
Archie, we've been burgled.
Oh, no!
Well, are you hurt?
No, I'm... I'm fine.
Bit of a headache. I er...
I came in here,|somebody hit me, tied me up...
My God, is that the time?
What?
I didn't realize it was quite so late.
What?!
I'm late for a conference.
You've just been attacked!
It's nothing, I must fly. Sorry.
- Archie!|- I'll help you tidy up later!
Hello, Portia.
What's happened?
Your father has finally gone|completely mental.
Hi.
Archie!
Thank you so much.
Champagne?
OK.
- To us.|- To us.
I went back to the house,|and guess who...
Let's make love!
Well, if you absolutely insist...
No.
What?
Here. On the rug.
I'll be right back.
Get undressed.
Why not?
Why not indeed!?
Afterwards,...
Yeah?
..let's go to South America.
What?
Let's fly to South America.
Why South America?
OK,... Iceland?
What do you really want out of life?
I don't know.
Why do I like you so much?
Archie.
Hm?
Do you speak Italian?
I am Italian!
Sono italiano in spirito.
Ma ho sposato una donna|che preferisce lavorare in giardino
a fare l'amore appassionato.
Uno sbaglio grande!
But it's such an ugly language.
How about... Russian?
Yest' sila blagodatnaya|sozvuchiy slov zhivykh.
Kamina tozhe ni trudnuyu tyesnitsya|lyubosyat'sya grust'.
Odnu molitvu chudnuyu|tverzhdaya naizust'.
V dushe kak bremya skatyatsya|somneniya daleko.
I varitsya i plachetsya, i tak legko...
Archie!
Yeah?
Are you rich?
No, no, I'm afraid not.
What about the house?
Oh, that's Wendy's. She's the rich one.
Oh.
Yest' sila blagodatnaya|sozvuchiy slov zhivykh.
I tushit nyeponyatnaya,|svetlaya, prelyestnaya rech'.
V dushe kak bremya skatyatsya|somneniya daleko.
I varitsya i plachetsya, i tak legko!
- What the hell are you doing?|- I might ask you the same question!
Who are you?
What?!
Get your clothes on.
- Will you leave immediately, please?|- What?!
You're in the wrong flat.
This flat belongs to Patrick Balfour.
He's in Hong Kong.
He lent me the key. Now get out!
We leased it|from the agents last weekend.
Yes, well obviously|that changes things a bit. Erm...
Aren't you Archie Leach?
What?
You bought our house|in Lissendon Gardens.
Hazel and Ian Johnson.
What a coincidence!
Ha...
How nice to see you.
Hello.
Hello, Wanda. It's Archie
I can't see you any more.|I've got to end it.
I'm sorry.
What?
I'm sorry.
Archie?
Er...
OK.
Oh, no, no. Please.
Look, I want to apologize.
I just finished it.
OK, OK, wait.
Where are you going?|I want speak with you.
Will you leave me alone?
I've ended it, all right?
Wait! I want to say I'm sorry.
It's all over, OK? It's over.
- All right!|- Jesus Christ!
- Calm down!|- Someone help me!
- Please believe me!|- It's all right!
Don't beat me up again.|I've had a terrible day.
Will you shut up?!
Jesus Christ, don't kill me!
Shut up, then.
OK.
Look.
I just want to apologize
sincerely
When I hung you from the window.
I'm really....
It was not a nice thing to do.
Then when I attacked you in there.
I'm really, s...
How did I know|you were robbing your house?
I was trying to help!
Yes. Thanks. Otto.
I wanted you to trust me.
Please, it was my fault.
- That's true.|- Yeah.
Now, about my sister.
Otto,...
She's a very sexy girl.
I understand|you wanting to play around with her.
It's OK, I was wrong. I'm sorry!
I was jealous.
Just go ahead, pork away, pal.
Fuck her blue.
I like you, Archie.
I just want to help.
Oh, God!
Send for an ambulance!
Shocking!
I did it!
I did it! I did it!
Unbe-fuck-alievable!
Thomason!
Yeah?
You done well, my son.
Now, here's the plan.
You get four tickets|for this evening for Rio, first class.
- Then...|- F-f-f...
Yeah, four.
We get rid of Otto later.
Then, back to the flat,|pack, collect me.
Then to the Cathcart Towers Hotel|to pick up the jewels.
Unbe-fuck-alievable!
Oi! Oi!
It's so exciting,|I can't believe it!
He's s-s-safe.
I'm going to be late for court!
H-Hello.
Hello, Otto.
No, she just er... I-l-left.
Oh, and Otto...
You owe me a p-p-p...
What?
You owe me a p-p-pound.
Not Granny?
M-met with an accident.
Bullshit! You're Lying.
Dead?
Heart attack.
I don't believe this.
So, George will be out this afternoon.
We all go out to Heathrow,
collect the Loot and...
All thanks to me.
So the loot's at the airport, is it, Ken?
What's h-h-happening?
Well, Ken.
I'm going to ask you some questions
while I eat my chips.
First.
Who was the philosopher
who developed|the concept of the superman
in Also Spracht Zarathustra?
No?!
That's a chip up the nose, I'm afraid.
Friedrich Nietzsche.
Next.
In which book did Nietzsche claim
that almost all higher culture|is based on cruelty?
Are you thinking|or are you in mid-stutter?
You're m-mad.
Beyond Good And Evil.
I'll have to ask you an easy one.
OK. Erm...
Let me think, let me think.
Where are the diamonds?
I'll give you a clue.
Somewhere round the airport.
No hassle, there's plenty of time.
I'll just sit here and eat my chips|till you tell me.
The English contribution to world cuisine.
The chip.
What do the English|usually eat with chips
to make them more interesting?
Wait a moment!
It's fish, isn't it?!
Here, boy.
Down the hatch.
Delicious!
You b-b-b...
Better eat the green one? OK?
What's this one's name?
Well, not Wanda, anyway.
I'm going to call her Lunch.
Hello, Lunch. Hello!
Eugh!
Avoid the green ones.
They're not ripe yet.
You were in court, Inspector,|when the forensic evidence was read?
Yes, sir.
And the fact that Mr Thomason|was installing windows
the previous weekend,
would explain the presence of|small particles of glass on his trousers.
No hurry, Inspector.
Please do take your time.
I'm almost full.
Almost.
Stop!
Please, don't.
Come on, Wanda!
Gullet time!
What are the names|of those hotels by the airport?
The Airway Sheraton?
The Post House?
The Cathcart Towers?
The Cathcart Towers? Yes?
Mm? Mm?
Yes.
In the safe deposit box?
Yes.
Where's the key?
What?
Where's the key?
It's in the t-t-tank.
Where? Where?
In the t-t-t...
Treasure chest!
Where?!
Where?
Oh!
You m-m-m
murdering k-k-k...
I'll kill you, I'll kill you!
Sorry, Ken,|but your answer was incorrect.
Still, you really did think|it was in there, didn't you?
What?
Oh!
- Hello?|- I know where the diamonds are.
Where?
Where's the key?
I've got it.
When can you get|to George's apartment?
You are Wanda Gershwitz,
of Kipling Mansions,|Murray Road, London W9?
Yes.
Would you tell the court,
how do you know the defendant?
We've had a relationship for two years.
Relationship?
We're lovers, your lord.
Miss Gershwitz,|on 4th March of this year,
in the morning,
where were you?
At the apartment at Murray Road.
And were you by yourself,|or was anyone else present?
No. Somebody else was there.
Who was that?
My brother.
Did your b... ?
Your brother?
My brother.
Yes.
Yes, and...
Are you quite sure it was your brother?
I'm sure she can recognize her brother.
She's had a relationship|with him all her life.
Much obliged, my lord.
W-w-was there|anyone else present that morning?
Yes, George was there.
But he left about 6.55.
Wanda!
l-l wonder...
I wonder...
I wonder...
Yes, Mr Leach?
I Wendy... I Wanda...
I wonder... I w-w-w
Wh-when you say 6.55,
Miss er... Gershwitz,
how can you be so sure?
Oh, I looked at the clock.
Cos I said to myself,
'Where could he be going at 6.55|with that sawn-off shotgun?'
Darling!
Mr Leach.
Darling?
Yes, dear?
You bitch!
You fucking bitch!
Restrain that man!
Restrain this man.
Come 'ere, you bastard!
Clear the court!|I'm adjourning this for an hour.
Clear the court!
Clear the court!
Clear the court! Clear the court!
Officers, arrest that man!
Clear the court! Clear the court!
Bloody hell!
It's my husband, he's been hit.
Ah, you made it. Good.
A bit of a knock, I'm afraid.
I have never been|so humiliated in my life.
You can stick this marriage|right in your bottom!
I'll see you in court.
Yes.
Well.
That's it, then.
George.
- What?|- We've got to talk.
Tell those pigs to fuck off.
Fuck off, pigs.
Did you hear what I said?
Fuck off.
What's she up to, George?
What are you up to?
You called her darling,
and Wanda.
I've been helping her|get her evidence straight.
It slipped out.
Have you been coaching her?
What do you think?!|We've got ten minutes.
They'll find you guilty, right?
Plead guilty now, tell them|where the loot is, you may get
eight years, out in five and a half.
What if I tell them about Otto...|and Wanda?
- They both did it?|- Yeah.
Great, all right.
Maybe six years, out in four?
So where are the diamonds?
Where's Bartlett?
Upstairs, calming things down.
So, where are they?
Tell Bartlett Ken knows where they are.
George, it'd be a Lot quicker|if you told me.
OK! I'll tell Bartlett.
Where's Ken?
He's at the flat.
Thank you for all your help.
I'll be right out.
Taxi! Taxi!
Please... shit!
Taxi!
Come on.
- What?|- Let's go.
- Where?|- Buenos Aires.
- What?|- We're going to George's flat first.
Get in.
Got your passport?
Yeah.
Check the briefcase for mine.
Get your head down.
So, you robbed the jeweler's,|turned one lover in,
and kept one to help you|find the diamonds.
When he does,|you commit perjury in court.
Everyone does it in America.
Not in this country!
Right! Nobody lies in England.
- Like Margaret Thatcher never lied.|- You lied to me from the start.
- You just wanted to get me into bed.|- I fell in love with you!
How come you dumped me, then?
I wasn't rich enough, remember?
Say something in Russian.
No!
What are you thinking, Archie?
I'm trying to find one good reason
why I should take you away with me.
How about
because I have the key|to the safety deposit box.
(both) That's a good reason!
What do we do about Otto?
I'll handle Otto.
Be careful, he's dangerous.
So am I.
Keep it running.
- Why did you bring him?|- Otto, wait!
- I'm beginning to think you like him!|- Wait!
Let's get the diamonds!
Ken!
Are you Ken?
How do you do?
I'm George's barrister.
Oh, my God!
Asshole!
What the bloody hell...
Oh, all right, then.
Archie!
Where have they gone?
Quick! Where have they gone?
They've go... they've go...
What?
Are you all right?
Where have they gone?
They've gone to the
the Ca-ca-ca...
- Are you ill?|- No, no, no.
What?
Ca-ca-ca...
Have you got a stutter?
Yeah, I have. A bit.
OK, fine. Don't worry.
Do you know where they've gone?
Yeah.
Fine, fine. Where?
The Ca-ca
Hotel.
Hotel?
Which hotel?
Ca
The Ca... The Ca...
Go on, go on.
Ca-ca-ca...
It's OK.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Slowly. Very slowly.
Slowly.
The Ca
The Caa
The
Ca
The Caa...
No hurry.
The C-C-Caaa...
Sing it. Sing.
The Caa
The Caa
The Caa, the Caa
Caa
Plenty of time.
Caa
Caa
The Caa
Oh, come on!
Sorry. I'm sorry.
Erm...
The Caa
Here. Write it.
Cathcart Towers Hotel?
Cathcart Towers Hotel.
Where is it?
Ken, where is it? Where?!
Hea-Hea-Hea...
Here. Again.
No, no, no.
Heathrow Airport.
Hey! What's the idea?
You can't stay...
Terribly sorry. Take it, it's yours.
Thank you so much.
Er... British Airways to Rio.
Rio? Terminal Four.
Thank you.
Excuse me, sir. Is this your vehicle?
I'll be with you in a moment.
I'll be right back.
Aisle or window?|Smoking or non-smoking?
What was the middle one?
Anything in non-smoking, thanks.
Gate 14 is boarding now.
Rio!
Otto, don't look back,|there's a cop behind us.
Quick!
Yes, we can just do it, Mr Leach.
Great.
Luggage?
Don't really need any.
- Gate 14.|- Thank you.
Ciao, stupidissimo.
Ow!
Aargh!
Come on, Archie.
Pick up the phone.
Ticket, sir. Airport security.
May I see your boarding pass?
Oh, yes. Certainly.
Very good. Would you mind|stepping over here, please?
Of course.
- Oh, look, the Queen.|- Where?
OK, OK, OK, don't get excited.
OK, OK, OK.
Oh, it's you!|I was actually worried for a minute.
- Keep your hands up.|- No!
- Put 'em up!|- I'll make a deal with you.
I'll put one up.
Put the other one up!
Which looks better?
I'm warning you, Otto.
What are you going to do?
Shoot me? Gun me down in cold blood,|like a dog? Hey?
If you want to settle something,|fight me. You're a man.
Let's fight like men! Come on!
All right.
All right, then.
OK. OK.
You look good, Arch.
That's right. I used to box for Oxford.
Oh, yeah?|Well, I used to kill for the CIA.
Now, get your hands up.
No.
You spineless bimbo.
Now, out.
I'm going to have|to shoot you now, Archie.
But I've got a little time|before my plane leaves
and I'm longing to humiliate you.
So get in that barrel.
What?
In the barrel.
Right.
You English!
You think you're so superior, don't you?
Well, you're the filth of the planet.
A bunch of pompous,
badly-dressed, poverty-stricken,
sexually repressed football hooligans.
Goodbye, Archie.
At least we're not irretrievably vulgar.
Your problem is you don't like winners.
- Winners?|- Yeah.
Winners.
Winners like
North Vietnam?
Shut up!
We did not lose Vietnam!
It was a tie!
I'm telling ya, baby,|they kicked a little ass there.
Boy, they whupped|your hide real good!
No, they didn't.
- Oh, yes, they did.|- No, they didn't.
Oh, yes, they did.
Oh, no they...
Shut up!
Goodbye, Archie.
Are you gonna shoot me?
Er yes, I'm afraid so, old chap.
Sorry!
Look, Otto. Look.
Revenge.
It's K-K-Ken!
C-c-coming to k-k-kill me.
How are you going to c-c-catch me,|K-K-Ken?
Now, where was I?
Oh, yeah.
Shit! God!
Fucking limey cement!
Ken! Ken!
Wait, wait, Ken!
Kenny! May I call you Kenny?
Remember Wanda?
I got the deal of a lifetime!
50-50. What do you say?
OK, OK, 60-40.
That's my final offer.
Revenge!
Wait, I got an idea.
You take it all.
Here's my boarding pass. Ken!
I'm gonna... I'm gonna k-k-kill you.
OK, fine, Ken. Come at me.
Give me your best shot.
Go on, you don't have the guts.
Admit it.
OK, you have the guts.
Good. Wait.
Death!
All right, I'm sorry|I ate your fish, OK?!
I'm sorry!
Revenge!
Jesus, I said I'm sorry.
What the fu...? Aaagh!
Got him!
Gotcha again!
You bastard!
Hey! I've lost my stutter.
It's gone.
I can speak.
How much wood could|a woodchuck chuck,
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Good afternoon, sir.
Boarding pass?
Buongiorno, signorina.
Now, listen. Two things.
One.
Behave yourself from now on,|or I'll break your neck, OK.
Two.
Gorbachov.
Glasnost.
Molotov.
Blinis.
Er... Lenin.
Pushkin.
Chicken Kiev.
Good. Dostoevsky.
Roubles.
Vladivostok.
Assho-o-ole!
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Fahrenheit 911 CD2
Fail Safe
Failan CD1
Failan CD2
Fallen
Fallen Angels 1995
Falls The CD1
Falls The CD2
Fame
Family Guy 01x01 - Death Has a Shadow
Family Guy 01x02 - I Never Met the Dead Man
Family Guy 01x03 - Chitty Chitty Death Bang
Family Guy 01x04 - Mind Over Murder
Family Guy 01x05 - A Hero Sits Next Door
Family Guy 01x06 - The Son Also Draws
Family Guy 01x07 - Brian Portrait of a Dog
Family Guy 01x08 - Peter Peter Caviar Eater
Family Guy 01x09 - Running Mates
Family Guy 01x10 - Holy Crap
Family Guy 01x11 - If Im Dyin Im Lyin
Family Guy 01x12 - Love Thy Trophy
Family Guy 01x13 - Death Is A Bitch
Family Guy 01x14 - The King Is Dead
Family Guy 03x01 - The Thin White Line
Family Guy 03x02 - Brian Does Hollywood
Family Guy 03x03 - Mr Griffin Goes To Washington
Family Guy 03x04 - One If By Clam, Two If By Sea
Family Guy 03x05 - And The Weiner Is
Family Guy 03x06 - Death Lives
Family Guy 03x07 - Lethal Weapons
Family Guy 03x08 - The Kiss Seen Around The World
Family Guy 03x09 - Mr Saturday Knight
Family Guy 03x10 - A Fish Out Of Water
Family Guy 03x11 - Emission Impossible
Family Man The
Family Viewing 1987
Fando y Lis
Fanfan le tulipe 2003
Fantasia (2004)
Fantomas Contre Scotland Yard
Far From Heaven
Far Off Place A 1993
Far away so close (1993) CD1
Far away so close (1993) CD2
Farewell Home sweet Home (Otar Iosseliani 1999)
Fargo - 1996 CD1 25fps
Fargo - 1996 CD2 25fps
Farscape - 1x01 - Premiere
Farscape - 1x02 - I ET
Farscape - 1x03 - Exodus From Genesis
Farscape - 1x04 - Throne for a Loss
Farscape - 1x05 - Back and Back and Back to the Future
Farscape - 1x06 - Thank God Its Friday Again
Farscape - 1x07 - PK Tech Girl
Farscape - 1x08 - That Old Black Magic
Farscape - 1x09 - DNA Mad Scientist
Farscape - 1x10 - Theyve Got a Secret
Farscape - 1x11 - Till the Blood Runs Clear
Farscape - 1x12 - Rhapsody In Blue
Farscape - 1x13 - The Flax
Farscape - 1x14 - Jeremiah Crichton
Farscape - 1x15 - Durka Returns
Farscape - 1x16 - A Human Reaction
Farscape - 1x17 - Through The Looking Glass
Farscape - 1x18 - A Bugs Life
Farscape - 1x19 - Nerve
Farscape - 1x20 - The Hidden Memory
Farscape - 1x21 - Bone To Be Wild
Farscape - 1x22 - Family Ties
Farscape - 2x01 - Mind The Baby
Farscape - 2x02 - Vitas Mortis
Farscape - 2x03 - Talking The Stone
Farscape - 2x04 - Crackers Dont Matter
Farscape - 2x05 - The Way We Werent
Farscape - 2x06 - Picture If You Will
Farscape - 2x07 - Home On The Remains
Farscape - 2x08 - Dream A Little Dream
Farscape - 2x09 - Out Of Their Minds
Farscape - 2x10 - My Three Crichtons
Farscape - 2x11 - Look At The Princess I - A Kiss Is But A Kiss
Farscape - 2x12 - Look At The Princess II - I Do I Think
Farscape - 2x13 - Look At The Princess III - The Maltese Crichton
Farscape - 2x14 - Beware Of Dog
Farscape - 2x15 - Wont Get Fooled Again
Farscape - 2x16 - The Locket
Farscape - 2x17 - The Ugly Truth
Farscape - 2x18 - A Clockwork Nebari
Farscape - 2x19 - Liars Guns and Money I - A Not So Simple Plan
Farscape - 2x20 - Liars Guns and Money II - With Friends Like These
Farscape - 2x21 - Liars Guns and Money III - Plan B
Farscape - 2x22 - Die Me Dichotomy
Farscape - 3x01 - Season Of Death
Farscape - 3x02 - Suns And Lovers
Farscape - 3x03 - Self Inflicted Wounds I - Coulda Woulda Shoulda
Farscape - 3x04 - Self Inflicted Wounds II - Wait For The Wheel
Farscape - 3x05 - Different Destinations
Farscape - 3x06 - Eat Me
Farscape - 3x07 - Thanks For Sharing
Farscape - 3x08 - Green Eyed Monster
Farscape - 3x09 - Losing Time
Farscape - 3x10 - Relativity
Farscape - 3x11 - Incubator
Farscape - 3x12 - Meltdown
Farscape - 3x13 - Scratch N Sniff
Farscape - 3x14 - Infinite Possibilities I - Daedalus Demands
Farscape - 3x15 - Infinite Possibilities II - Icarus Abides
Farscape - 3x16 - Revenging Angel
Farscape - 3x17 - The Choice
Farscape - 3x18 - Fractures
Farscape - 3x19 - I-Yensch You-Yensch
Farscape - 3x20 - Into The Lions Den I - Lambs To The Slaugher
Farscape - 3x21 - Into The Lions Den II - Wolf In Sheeps Clothing
Farscape - 3x22 - Dog With Two Bones
Farscape - 4x01 - Crichton Kicks
Farscape - 4x02 - What Was Lost (Part 1) - Sacrifice
Farscape - 4x03 - What Was Lost (Part 2) - Resurrection
Farscape - 4x04 - Lavas A Many Splendored Thing
Farscape - 4x05 - Promises
Farscape - 4x06 - Natural Election
Farscape - 4x07 - John Quixote
Farscape - 4x08 - I Shrink Therefore I Am
Farscape - 4x09 - A Prefect Murder
Farscape - 4x10 - Coup By Clam
Farscape - 4x11 - Unrealized Reality (Part 1)
Farscape - 4x12 - Kansas (Part 2)
Farscape - 4x13 - Terra Firma (Part 3)
Farscape - 4x14 - Twice Shy
Farscape - 4x15 - Mental As Anything
Farscape - 4x16 - Bringing Home The Beacon
Farscape - 4x17 - A Constellation Of Doubt
Farscape - 4x18 - Prayer
Farscape - 4x19 - We are So Screwed - Fetal Attraction (Part 1)
Farscape - 4x20 - We are So Screwed - Hot To Katratzi (Part 2)
Farscape - 4x21 - We are So Screwed - La Bomba (Part 3)
Farscape - 4x22 - Bad Timing
Farscape - The Peacekeeper Wars (Part 1)
Farscape - The Peacekeeper Wars (Part 2)
Fast And Furious
Fat Choi Spirit
Fata Morgana
Fate Ignoranti Le
Father of a Soldier (Rezo Chkheidze 1964)
Father of the Bride
Fawlty Towers
Fear Dot Com
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fear of Fear (Rainer Werner Fassbinder 1975)
Feed the Kitty (1952)
Fellowship of the Ring The
Female Convict Scorpion Beast Stable 1973 Shunya Ito
Female Prisoner 701 Scorpion 1972
Femme Fatale (2002)
Fiances The 1962
Fierce Creatures (1997)
Fight Club CD1
Fight Club CD2
Fighter in the Wind
Fighting Fish 2004
Fille Sur La Pont La
Filles Uniques 2003
Film That Was Never Made A
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x01
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x02
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x03
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x04
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x05
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x06
Final Countdown The 1980 CD1
Final Countdown The 1980 CD2
Final Destination - New Line Platinum Series
Final Fantasy
Final Friday The - Jason Goes To Hell 25fps
Final Insult The
Final Nightmare The
Finders Fee (Jeff Probst 2001)
Finding Forrester 2000
Finding Nemo
Fire in the Sky
Firefly - Serenity (pilot)
Firefly 1x01 - The train job
Firefly 1x02 - Bushwhacked
Firefly 1x03 - Shindig
Firefly 1x04 - Safe
Firefly 1x05 - Our mrs Reynolds
Firefly 1x06 - Jaynestown
Firefly 1x07 - Out of gas
Firefly 1x08 - Ariel
Firefly 1x09 - War stories
Firefly 1x10 - Trash
Firefly 1x11 - The message
Firefly 1x12 - Heart of gold
Firefly 1x13 - Objects in space
Firelight
Firemens Ball The 1967
First Great Train Robbery The 1978 CD1
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First Men In The Moon 1964
First Power The
Fish Called Wanda A
Fisher King The
Fistful Of Dollars A
Fistful of Dynamite A CD1
Fistful of Dynamite A CD2
Five Easy Pieces 1970 CD1
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Fiza
Flash Gordon CD1
Flash Gordon CD2
Fled
Flesh and Blood CD1
Flesh and Blood CD2
Fletch
Flight Of The Intruder CD1 1991
Flight Of The Intruder CD2 1991
Flipper (1996) CD1
Flipper (1996) CD2
Flower of the Arabian Nights 1974 CD1
Flower of the Arabian Nights 1974 CD2
Flubber 1997 CD1
Flubber 1997 CD2
Fly Away Home
Fly The (Kurt Neumann 1958)
Fog of war The 2003 limited theatrical version
For A Few Dollars More 1965
For Scent-imental Reasons (1949)
Foreigner The
Fourth Man
Frankenfish 2004
Frankenstrom
Frankenstrom 2001
Frantic (1988)
Frasier 01x01 - The Good Son
Frasier 01x02 - Space Quest
Frasier 01x03 - Dinner At Eight
Frasier 01x04 - I Hate Frasier Crane
Frasier 01x05 - Heres Looking At You
Frasier 01x06 - The Crucible
Frasier 01x07 - Call Me Irresponsible
Frasier 01x08 - Beloved Infidel
Frasier 01x09 - Selling Out
Frasier 01x10 - Oops
Frasier 01x12 - Miracle On Third Or Fourth Street
Frasier 02x01 - Slow Tango in South Seattle
Frasier 02x02 - The Unkindest Cut of All
Frasier 02x03 - Commentary by Director David Lee and Writer Joe Keenan
Frasier 02x03 - The Matchmaker
Frasier 02x04 - Flour Child
Frasier 02x05 - Dukes We Hardly Knew You
Frasier 02x06 - The Botched Language of Cranes
Frasier 02x07 - The Candidate
Frasier 02x08 - Adventures in Paradise Part 1
Frasier 02x09 - Adventures in Paradise Part 2
Frasier 02x10 - Burying a Grudge
Frasier 02x11 - Seat of Power
Frasier 02x12 - Roz in the Doghouse
Frasier 02x13 - Retirement is Murder
Frasier 02x14 - Fool Me Once Shame on You Fool Me Twice
Frasier 02x15 - You Scratch My Book
Frasier 02x16 - The Show Where Sam Shows Up
Frasier 02x17 - Daphnes Room
Frasier 02x18 - The Club
Frasier 02x19 - Someone to Watch Over Me
Frasier 02x20 - Breaking the Ice
Frasier 02x21 - An Affair to Forget
Frasier 02x22 - Agents In America Part 3
Frasier 02x23 - The Innkeepers
Frasier 02x24 - Dark Victory
Freddys Revenge A
Fredrikssons Fabrikk
Free Willy 1993
Free Willy 2 - The Adventure Home
Free Willy 3 - The Rescue
Freeway (Sous-titres)
French Connection II (1975)
French Connection The
Frenzy (1972)
Fresh (1994)
Fresh Bait 1995
Friday
Friday Night (2002)
Friday the 13th
Friday the 13th Part 8
Friends - 02x03 - the one where heckles dies
Friends - 02x09 - the one with with phoebes dad
Friends - 02x11 - the one with the lesbian wedding
Friends - 02x13 - the one after the superbowl part 2
Friends - 02x15 - the one where ross and rachel you know
Friends - 02x16 - the one where joey moves out
Friends - 02x18 - the one where dr ramoray dies
Friends - 02x20 - the one where old yeller dies
Friends - 02x22 - the one with two parties
Friends - 02x24 - the one with barry and mindys wedding
Friends - 10x01 - TOW After Joey And Rachel Kiss
Friends - 10x02 - TOW Where Ross Is Fine
Friends - 10x03 - TOW Ross Tan
Friends - 10x04 - TOW the cake
Friends - 10x05 - TOW Rachels Sister Babysits
Friends - 10x06 - TOW Rosss Grant
Friends - 10x07 - TOW The Home Study
Friends - 10x08 - TOW the late Thanksgiving
Friends - 10x09 - TOW the birth mother
Friends - 10x10 - TOW Chandler Gets Caught
Friends - 10x11 - TOW The Stripper Cries
Friends - 10x12 - TOW Phoebes Wedding
Friends - 10x13 - TOW Joey Speaks French
Friends - 10x14 - TOW Princess Consuela
Friends - 3 22 - The One With the Screamer
Friends - 3x01 - The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy
Friends - 3x02 - The One Where No Ones Ready
Friends - 3x03 - The One With the Jam
Friends - 3x04 - The One With the Metaphorical Tunnel
Friends - 3x05 - The One With Frank Jr
Friends - 3x06 - The One With the Flashback
Friends - 3x07 - The One With the Race Car Bed
Friends - 3x08 - The One With the Giant Poking Device
Friends - 3x09 - The One With the Football
Friends - 3x10 - The One Where Rachel Quits
Friends - 3x11 - The One Where Chandler Cant Remember
Friends - 3x12 - The One With All the Jealousy
Friends - 3x13 - The One Where Monica and Richard
Friends - 3x14 - The One With Phoebes Ex-Partner
Friends - 3x15 - The One Where Ross and Rachel Take
Friends - 3x16 - The One the Morning After
Friends - 3x17 - The One Without the Ski Trip
Friends - 3x18 - The One With the Hypnosis Tape
Friends - 3x19 - The One With the Tiny T-Shirt
Friends - 3x20 - The One With the Dollhouse
Friends - 3x21 - The One With a Chick and a Duck
Friends - 3x22 - The One With the Screamer
Friends - 3x23 - The One With Rosss Thing
Friends - 3x24 - The One With Ultimate Fighting Champ
Friends - 3x25 - The One at the Beach
Friends - 4x01 - The One With the Jellyfish
Friends - 4x02 - The One With the Cat
Friends - 4x03 - The One With the Cuffs
Friends - 4x04 - The One With the Ballroom Dancing
Friends - 4x05 - The One With Joeys New Girlfriend
Friends - 4x06 - The One With the Dirty Girl
Friends - 4x07 - The One Where Chandler Crosses
Friends - 4x08 - The One With Chandler in a Box
Friends - 4x09 - The One Where They are Going
Friends - 4x10 - The One With the Girl from
Friends - 4x11 - The One With Phoebes Uterus
Friends - 4x12 - The One With the Embryos
Friends - 4x13 - The One With Rachels Crush
Friends - 4x14 - The One With Joeys Dirty Day
Friends - 4x15 - The One With All the Rugby
Friends - 4x16 - The One With the Fake Party
Friends - 4x17 - The One With the Free Porn
Friends - 4x18 - The One With Rachels New Dress
Friends - 4x19 - The One With All the Haste
Friends - 4x20 - The One With All the Wedding Dresses
Friends - 4x21 - The One With the Invitation
Friends - 4x22 - The One With the Worst Best Man Ever
Friends - 4x23 - The One With Rosss Wedding - part 1
Friends - 4x24 - The One With Rosss Wedding - part 2
Friends - 5x01 - The One After Ross Says Rachel
Friends - 5x02 - The One With All the Kissing
Friends - 5x03 - The One Hundreth
Friends - 5x04 - The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
Friends - 5x05 - The One With the Kips
Friends - 5x06 - The One With the Yeti
Friends - 5x07 - The One Where Ross Moves In
Friends - 5x08 - The One With All the Thanksgivins
Friends - 5x09 - The One With Rosss Sandwich
Friends - 5x10 - The One With the Inappropiate Sister
Friends - 5x11 - The One With All the Resolutions
Friends - 5x12 - The One With Chandlers Work Laugh
Friends - 5x13 - The One With Joeys Bag
Friends - 5x14 - The One Where Everyone Finds Out
Friends - 5x15 - The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey
Friends - 5x16 - The One With the Cop
Friends - 5x17 - The One With Rachels
Friends - 5x18 - The One Where Rachel Smokes
Friends - 5x19 - The One Where Ross Cant Flirt
Friends - 5x20 - The One With the Ride-Along
Friends - 5x21 - The One With the Ball
Friends - 5x22 - The One With Joeys Big Break
Friends - 5x23 - The One in Vegas
Friends - 6x01 - The One After Vegas
Friends - 6x02 - The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
Friends - 6x03 - The One With Rosss Denial
Friends - 6x04 - The One Where Joey Loses His
Friends - 6x05 - The One With Joeys Porsche
Friends - 6x06 - The One On the Last Night
Friends - 6x07 - The One Where Phoebe Runs
Friends - 6x08 - The One With Rosss Teeth
Friends - 6x15
Friends 7x01 - The One with Monicas Thunder
Friends 7x02 - The One With Rachels Book
Friends 7x03 - The One With Phoebes Cookies
Friends 7x04 - The One With Rachels Assistant
Friends 7x05 - The One With The Engagement Picture
Friends 7x06 - The One With The Nap Partners
Friends 7x07 - The One with Rosss Library Book
Friends 7x08 - The One Where Chandler Doesnt Like Dogs
Friends 7x09 - The One With All the Candy
Friends 7x10 - The One With The Holiday Armadillo
Friends 7x11 - The One With All The Cheesecakes
Friends 7x12 - The One Where They are Up All Night
Friends 7x13 - The One Where Rosita Dies
Friends 7x14 - The One Where They All Turn Thirty
Friends 7x15 - The One With Joeys New Brain
Friends 7x16 - The One With the Truth About London
Friends 7x17 - The One With the Cheap Wedding Dress
Friends 7x18 - The One With Joeys Award
Friends 7x19 - The One With Ross and Monicas Cousin
Friends 7x20 - The One With Rachels Kisses
Friends 7x21 - The One With the Vows
Friends 7x22 - The One With Chandlers Dad
Friends 7x23 - The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding Part 1
Friends 7x24 - The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding Part 2
Friends 9x01 - The One Where No One Proposes
Friends 9x02 - The One Where Emma Cries
Friends 9x03 - The One With The Pediatrician
Friends 9x04 - The One With The Sharks
Friends 9x05 - The One With Phoebes Birthday Dinner
Friends 9x06 - The One With The Male Nanny
Friends 9x07 - The One With Rosss Inappropriate Song
Friends 9x08 - The One With Rachels Other Sister
Friends 9x09 - The One With Rachels Phone Number
Friends 9x10 - The One With Christmas In Tulsa
Friends 9x11 - The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work
Friends 9x12 - The One With Phoebes Rats
Friends 9x13 - The One Where Monica Sings
Friends 9x14 - The One With The Blind Dates
Friends 9x15 - The One With The Mugging
Friends 9x16 - The One With The Boob Job
Friends 9x17 - The One With The Memorial Service
Friends 9x18 - The One With The Lottery
Friends 9x19 - The One With Rachels Dream
Friends 9x20 - The One With The Soap Opera Party
Friends 9x21 - The One With The Fertility Test
Friends 9x22 - The One With The Donor
Friends 9x23-24 - The One In Barbados 1 2)
Frisson des vampires Le
From Beijing with love
From Dusk Till Dawn
From Dusk Till Dawn 3 The Hangmans Daughter
From Hell
From Justin To Kelly (Special Edition)
Frontera La
Frusta e il corpo La
Fucking Amal
Fudoh The New Generation 1996
Fugitive The - The Chase Continues
Fugitives (2000)
Fukssvansen (Chop Chop)
Full Frontal 2002
Full Metal Jacket
Full Time Killer
Fun Movie (2002 Korean) CD1
Fun Movie (2002 Korean) CD2
Fun in Acapulco (Richard Thorpe 1963)
Funeral Parade of Roses
Funeral in Berlin
Funny Girl
Fuochi dArtifizio
Furia (2002)
Fury The (1978)
Futurama 1x01 - Space Pilot 3000
Futurama 1x02 - The Series Has Landed
Futurama 1x03 - I Roommate
Futurama 1x04 - Loves Labors Lost in Space
Futurama 1x05 - Fear of a Bot Planet
Futurama 1x06 - A Fishful of Dollars
Futurama 1x07 - My Three Suns
Futurama 1x08 - A Big Piece of Garbage
Futurama 1x09 - Hell is Other Robots
Futurama 2x01 - A Flight to Remember
Futurama 2x02 - Mars University
Futurama 2x03 - When Aliens Attack
Futurama 2x04 - Fry and the Slurm Factory
Futurama 3x01 - Amazon Women in the Mood
Futurama 3x02 - Parasites Lost
Futurama 3x03 - A Tale of Two Santas
Futurama 3x04 - The Luck of the Fryrish
Futurama 3x05 - The Birdbot of Ice-catraz
Futurama 3x06 - Bendless Love
Futurama 3x07 - The Day the Earth Stood Stupid
Futurama 3x08 - Thats Lobstertainment
Futurama 3x09 - The Cyber House Rules
Futurama 3x10 - Insane in the Mainframe
Futurama 3x10 - Where The Buggalo Roam
Futurama 3x12 - The Route of All Evil
Futurama 3x13 - Bendin in the Wind
Futurama 3x14 - Time Keeps on Slippin
Futurama 3x15 - I Dated a Robot
Futurama 3x16 - A Leela of Her Own
Futurama 3x17 - A Pharaoh To Remember
Futurama 3x18 - Anthology of Interest Part 2
Futurama 3x19 - Roswell That Ends Well
Futurama 3x20 - Godfellas
Futurama 3x21 - Future Stock
Futurama 3x22 - The 30 Iron Chef
Futurama 4x01 - Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch
Futurama 4x02 - Leelas Homeworld
Futurama 4x03 - Love and Rocket
Futurama 4x04 - Less Than Hero
Futurama 4x05 - A Taste of Freedom
Futurama 4x06 - Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV
Futurama 4x07 - Jurassic Bark
Futurama 4x08 - Crimes of the Hot
Futurama 4x09 - Teenage Mutant Leelas Hurdles
Futurama 4x10 - The Why of Fry
Futurama 4x11 - Where no Fan Has Gone Before
Futurama 4x12 - The Sting
Futurama 4x13 - Bend Her
Futurama 4x14 - Obsoletely Fabulous
Futurama 4x15 - The Farnsworth Parabox
Futurama 4x16 - Three Hundred Big Boys
Futurama 4x17 - Spanish Fry
Futurama 4x18 - The Devils Hands are Idle Playthings
Fyra Nyanser Av Brunt CD1
Fyra Nyanser Av Brunt CD2