Friends 7x22 - The One With Chandlers Dad
X1:310 X2:406 Y1:444 Y2:523 - Hey. - Hey.
X1:112 X2:603 Y1:482 Y2:523 I saw the Porsche parked out front.
X1:136 X2:579 Y1:444 Y2:523 Can I get the keys? I'll take that bad boy for a spin.
X1:106 X2:613 Y1:444 Y2:523 Ross drives it? When I ask, you say you're the only one allowed to.
X1:139 X2:578 Y1:448 Y2:523 He's my brother, plus he drives so slow he couldn't hurt it.
X1:104 X2:612 Y1:482 Y2:523 It's a car, Monica, not a rocket ship.
X1:146 X2:569 Y1:444 Y2:523 Just replace the bulbs in the brake lights after you're done.
X1:310 X2:406 Y1:450 Y2:523 - Hey. - Hi.
X1:126 X2:588 Y1:444 Y2:523 Saw the Porsche. Looking good. When can I take it out again?
X1:138 X2:577 Y1:450 Y2:523 - You let Joey drive it? - I've never driven it. Not once.
X1:159 X2:559 Y1:450 Y2:523 Okay, once. Okay, I drive it all the time.
X1:124 X2:593 Y1:444 Y2:523 So much for the "you-can-drive-it but-don't-tell-Rachel" plan.
X1:105 X2:609 Y1:482 Y2:523 Wow, I can't believe you lied to me.
X1:104 X2:613 Y1:444 Y2:523 I can fix this. Monica, Rachel thinks all you talk about is the wedding.
X1:130 X2:587 Y1:444 Y2:523 I won't let you drive the Porsche because you're a terrible driver.
X1:082 X2:632 Y1:482 Y2:523 There. That wasn't about the wedding.
X1:125 X2:591 Y1:444 Y2:523 If you want a ride in the Porsche, I'll take you around the block.
X1:184 X2:532 Y1:482 Y2:523 You got a couple hours?
X1:150 X2:566 Y1:486 Y2:523 The One With Chandler's Dad
X1:216 X2:502 Y1:444 Y2:523 English Subtitles by SDI Media Group
X1:154 X2:561 Y1:054 Y2:091 Whew, that was a brisk ride.
X1:151 X2:566 Y1:054 Y2:132 - Take the top down, did you? - Only way to fly.
X1:107 X2:608 Y1:054 Y2:128 Give me the keys. Monica's wrong. I'm an excellent driver.
X1:151 X2:563 Y1:054 Y2:133 You're fast and irresponsible. That adds up to a bad driver.
X1:152 X2:565 Y1:054 Y2:127 In high school, that added up to head cheerleader.
X1:112 X2:606 Y1:054 Y2:094 Did you see how she looked at me?
X1:148 X2:568 Y1:054 Y2:133 She must've seen me cruising in the bad boy.
X1:121 X2:594 Y1:054 Y2:128 - She's checking out your beehive. - What?
X1:228 X2:487 Y1:054 Y2:132 - Give me a brush. - The keys.
X1:239 X2:476 Y1:448 Y2:523 - No way! - Well, no brush.
X1:189 X2:527 Y1:054 Y2:090 Fine. It doesn't matter.
X1:100 X2:614 Y1:054 Y2:128 If I remember correctly, there's a comb on the floor of the bathroom.
X1:286 X2:428 Y1:054 Y2:094 Alimony.
X1:174 X2:542 Y1:444 Y2:523 We still haven't gotten an RSVP from your dad.
X1:120 X2:597 Y1:448 Y2:523 Oh, right. Maybe that's because I didn't send him an invitation.
X1:151 X2:564 Y1:444 Y2:523 He's your father. He should be at our wedding.
X1:163 X2:553 Y1:444 Y2:523 I don't even know him. I haven't seen him in years.
X1:194 X2:523 Y1:450 Y2:523 And when he finds out he wasn't asked?
X1:125 X2:589 Y1:486 Y2:523 We don't run in the same circles.
X1:117 X2:599 Y1:482 Y2:523 I hang out with you guys and he...
X1:131 X2:586 Y1:482 Y2:523 ...stars in a drag show in Vegas.
X1:150 X2:566 Y1:488 Y2:523 I think I want to trade circles.
X1:136 X2:579 Y1:444 Y2:523 You don't want him there. Nobody will stare at the bride...
X1:157 X2:561 Y1:444 Y2:523 ...when the groom's father's wearing a backless dress.
X1:122 X2:592 Y1:446 Y2:523 As long as he's not wearing a white dress and veil, I don't care.
X1:112 X2:604 Y1:482 Y2:523 I think I need to do some shopping.
X1:311 X2:404 Y1:488 Y2:523 Nice.
X1:289 X2:427 Y1:482 Y2:523 My God!
X1:125 X2:592 Y1:444 Y2:523 - What do you think you're doing? - Just washing the windshield.
X1:172 X2:545 Y1:448 Y2:523 There's no way I'll let you drive this car.
X1:180 X2:533 Y1:482 Y2:523 Just hand over the keys.
X1:321 X2:394 Y1:488 Y2:523 Oh!
X1:208 X2:508 Y1:488 Y2:523 Do not start this car.
X1:173 X2:542 Y1:444 Y2:523 Okay, okay. I will give you 20 bucks...
X1:170 X2:549 Y1:444 Y2:523 ...if you get out of this car right now. Hey!
X1:308 X2:407 Y1:488 Y2:523 Look.
X1:185 X2:531 Y1:444 Y2:523 If you're so freaked out, get in the car.
X1:191 X2:523 Y1:482 Y2:523 With you? Yeah, right.
X1:287 X2:428 Y1:482 Y2:523 All right.
X1:226 X2:490 Y1:482 Y2:523 Okay, okay, okay.
X1:114 X2:601 Y1:450 Y2:523 - What are you doing? Get in front. - In the death seat?!
X1:262 X2:454 Y1:448 Y2:523 - Hey, guys. - Hi, sweetie.
X1:109 X2:606 Y1:444 Y2:523 - Ready to go? - My purse is at Mon's. I'll be back.
X1:244 X2:472 Y1:450 Y2:523 - Wait a minute. - What? Oh.
X1:207 X2:507 Y1:482 Y2:523 That one kept going.
X1:171 X2:545 Y1:482 Y2:523 So, you and Phoebe, huh?
X1:104 X2:613 Y1:450 Y2:523 - How long have you been going out? - A month.
X1:187 X2:528 Y1:450 Y2:523 We ought to get to know each other better.
X1:215 X2:500 Y1:446 Y2:523 - Sure. I'd like that. - Yeah. So, uh... .
X1:217 X2:499 Y1:482 Y2:523 What's your name?
X1:278 X2:437 Y1:444 Y2:523 - It's Jake. - Joey.
X1:186 X2:531 Y1:444 Y2:523 - Do you like the Knicks? - Yeah, big fan.
X1:119 X2:596 Y1:444 Y2:523 Me too. There's a game Tuesday. Do you want to go?
X1:126 X2:591 Y1:444 Y2:523 Great! Let me make sure I'm not doing anything Tuesday.
X1:310 X2:406 Y1:488 Y2:523 Here.
X1:090 X2:626 Y1:444 Y2:523 - What's this? - Your suitcase. We're going to Vegas.
X1:146 X2:570 Y1:444 Y2:523 Are you serious? Eloping? No more stupid wedding stuff.
X1:095 X2:621 Y1:444 Y2:523 No more these flowers, these flowers. Think of the money we'll save.
X1:110 X2:607 Y1:444 Y2:523 We're not eloping. Can our wedding be bigger, please?
X1:152 X2:562 Y1:482 Y2:523 We're going to see your dad.
X1:202 X2:516 Y1:444 Y2:523 I want to get to know my father-in-law.
X1:132 X2:582 Y1:486 Y2:523 When we went over this, I won.
X1:162 X2:554 Y1:444 Y2:523 No, you didn't. Honey, just so you know... .
X1:144 X2:570 Y1:444 Y2:523 Now that you're marrying me, you don't get to win anymore.
X1:151 X2:565 Y1:448 Y2:523 Forget it. I don't want to go. I don't want to see him.
X1:118 X2:597 Y1:482 Y2:523 I know your dad embarrassed you.
X1:184 X2:532 Y1:444 Y2:523 All kids are embarrassed by their parents.
X1:182 X2:532 Y1:444 Y2:523 You need a new word for what I went through.
X1:131 X2:584 Y1:444 Y2:523 In high school, he came to all my swim meets...
X1:125 X2:591 Y1:482 Y2:523 ...dressed as a Hollywood starlet.
X1:089 X2:628 Y1:444 Y2:523 Hard enough to be 14, skinny, wearing Speedos Mom promised I'd grow into.
X1:118 X2:596 Y1:444 Y2:523 You look up in the stands. There's your dad cheering you on.
X1:102 X2:615 Y1:450 Y2:523 Dressed as Carmen Miranda, wearing a headdress with real fruit...
X1:156 X2:564 Y1:444 Y2:523 ...that he'll later give to your friends as a healthy snack.
X1:077 X2:641 Y1:444 Y2:523 He was at every one of your swim meets cheering you on.
X1:175 X2:539 Y1:482 Y2:523 That's a pretty great dad.
X1:145 X2:570 Y1:488 Y2:523 He had sex with Mr. Garibaldi.
X1:202 X2:515 Y1:448 Y2:523 - Who's Mr. Garibaldi? - Does it matter?!
X1:093 X2:624 Y1:444 Y2:523 You're not 14 anymore, okay? Maybe it's time you let that stuff go.
X1:121 X2:596 Y1:444 Y2:523 If he's not at your wedding, you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
X1:101 X2:614 Y1:482 Y2:523 Okay, but I'm just doing this for you.
X1:104 X2:614 Y1:444 Y2:523 - I never get to win anymore? - How much did you ever win before?
X1:104 X2:612 Y1:444 Y2:523 You know how when you're wearing pants and you lean forward...
X1:144 X2:575 Y1:482 Y2:523 ...I check out your underwear?
X1:182 X2:532 Y1:486 Y2:523 Well, when Jake did it...
X1:157 X2:560 Y1:450 Y2:523 ...I saw that he was wearing women's underwear.
X1:177 X2:539 Y1:482 Y2:523 I know. They were mine.
X1:321 X2:394 Y1:488 Y2:523 Oh!
X1:162 X2:554 Y1:484 Y2:523 No, no, wait. That's weird.
X1:138 X2:576 Y1:444 Y2:523 We were goofing around, and I dared him to try them on.
X1:257 X2:458 Y1:486 Y2:523 That's weird!
X1:126 X2:589 Y1:448 Y2:523 - I'm wearing his briefs right now. - That's kind of hot.
X1:117 X2:601 Y1:444 Y2:523 I think so too. And that little flap? Great for holding my lipstick.
X1:161 X2:554 Y1:486 Y2:523 I wouldn't know about that.
X1:111 X2:605 Y1:444 Y2:523 Jake says that women's underwear is actually more comfortable.
X1:194 X2:523 Y1:444 Y2:523 He loves how silk feels against his skin.
X1:151 X2:567 Y1:444 Y2:523 Next he'll say your high heels are good for his posture.
X1:123 X2:592 Y1:448 Y2:523 There's nothing wrong with Jake. He is all man.
X1:199 X2:516 Y1:482 Y2:523 I think more than you.
X1:137 X2:580 Y1:444 Y2:523 He looked like a real lumberjack in those pink lacies.
X1:149 X2:569 Y1:444 Y2:523 Only a man completely secure in his masculinity could...
X1:093 X2:624 Y1:444 Y2:523 ...walk around in women's underwear. I don't think you could.
X1:124 X2:591 Y1:444 Y2:523 - I am secure with my masculinity. - Okay, whatever.
X1:106 X2:608 Y1:482 Y2:523 You've seen my huge stack of porn.
X1:093 X2:622 Y1:482 Y2:523 God, I forgot how much I love driving.
X1:097 X2:619 Y1:482 Y2:523 I have got to get my license renewed.
X1:143 X2:574 Y1:444 Y2:523 You don't have a valid driver's license? Pull over right now.
X1:168 X2:549 Y1:444 Y2:523 You're so tense. You just gotta relax, okay?
X1:104 X2:614 Y1:450 Y2:523 Okay? Just need to relax. All right? Just need to relax.
X1:115 X2:599 Y1:444 Y2:523 What are you...? That's not funny. Stop horsing around.
X1:141 X2:577 Y1:482 Y2:523 I am not horsing around, okay?
X1:167 X2:548 Y1:482 Y2:523 I am "Porsche-ing" around.
X1:301 X2:415 Y1:488 Y2:523 Uh-oh.
X1:130 X2:584 Y1:450 Y2:523 Stay calm. Nothing will happen. You're not in that much trouble.
X1:200 X2:518 Y1:482 Y2:523 Really? You think so?
X1:206 X2:510 Y1:444 Y2:523 I'm talking to myself. You're going down!
X1:138 X2:579 Y1:482 Y2:523 Has someone taken your order?
X1:119 X2:599 Y1:444 Y2:523 Oh, yeah. She did. He did. She? I'm sorry, I'm new. I don't... .
X1:180 X2:536 Y1:444 Y2:523 - I just ordered a beer. - You're straight. I get it.
X1:189 X2:526 Y1:450 Y2:523 If we called your dad, we'd have better seats.
X1:137 X2:581 Y1:444 Y2:523 I don't want him to know we're here yet. I'm not ready.
X1:194 X2:524 Y1:448 Y2:523 He won't be too happy to see me either.
X1:281 X2:435 Y1:482 Y2:523 Why not?
X1:121 X2:595 Y1:486 Y2:523 He's kind of tried to contact me...
X1:168 X2:547 Y1:450 Y2:523 ...a lot the last few years. - What?
X1:144 X2:571 Y1:448 Y2:523 Yeah. He's made phone calls, written letters.
X1:197 X2:518 Y1:444 Y2:523 He came to New York. I said I was too busy.
X1:150 X2:566 Y1:444 Y2:523 It's very "Cats in the Cradle. " I don't want to get into it.
X1:265 X2:451 Y1:482 Y2:523 Here we go.
X1:157 X2:558 Y1:444 Y2:523 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome the incomparable...
X1:199 X2:514 Y1:488 Y2:523 ... Helena Handbasket.
X1:247 X2:469 Y1:482 Y2:523 Hello, darlings.
X1:217 X2:498 Y1:482 Y2:523 And there's Daddy.
X1:118 X2:596 Y1:444 Y2:523 Switch places with me. Come on! I'll go under, you go over.
X1:165 X2:551 Y1:448 Y2:523 - Yeah, I'll get right on that. - Come on!
X1:123 X2:592 Y1:482 Y2:523 What? No. Hey, Rach, come on.
X1:142 X2:575 Y1:448 Y2:523 I'm sure we won't get arrested for this.
X1:158 X2:559 Y1:444 Y2:523 Hi, officer. Was I going a little too fast?
X1:261 X2:454 Y1:482 Y2:523 Oh, my God.
X1:137 X2:580 Y1:444 Y2:523 - Can I see your license, please? - Absolutely.
X1:113 X2:606 Y1:444 Y2:523 It's weird. I had a dream last night that I was stopped by a policeman.
X1:243 X2:471 Y1:488 Y2:523 And then he... .
X1:175 X2:542 Y1:444 Y2:523 Well, I probably shouldn't tell you the rest.
X1:153 X2:562 Y1:444 Y2:523 - Your license. - Yes. Here you go, Officer...
X1:258 X2:458 Y1:488 Y2:523 ...Handsome.
X1:170 X2:546 Y1:444 Y2:523 - It's Hanson. - Oops, sorry. My mistake.
X1:276 X2:439 Y1:488 Y2:523 Dear Lord!
X1:245 X2:471 Y1:450 Y2:523 - Wow! - Here it comes.
X1:196 X2:519 Y1:482 Y2:523 This is a great picture.
X1:120 X2:597 Y1:444 Y2:523 Really? You think so? You know, I had just rolled right out of bed.
X1:199 X2:516 Y1:482 Y2:523 You look phenomenal.
X1:169 X2:547 Y1:444 Y2:523 She should! It was taken 10 years ago!
X1:169 X2:545 Y1:482 Y2:523 You know, you probably...
X1:153 X2:564 Y1:488 Y2:523 ...wonder about the old date.
X1:139 X2:578 Y1:482 Y2:523 Yes. You're an Aquarius, huh?
X1:185 X2:530 Y1:448 Y2:523 - I'll bet you're a Gemini. - No.
X1:288 X2:429 Y1:450 Y2:523 - Taurus? - No.
X1:298 X2:419 Y1:450 Y2:523 - Virgo? - No.
X1:263 X2:454 Y1:444 Y2:523 - Sagittarius? - Yep.
X1:210 X2:505 Y1:488 Y2:523 I knew it. I knew it!
X1:126 X2:590 Y1:482 Y2:523 You won't speed anymore, right?
X1:250 X2:466 Y1:482 Y2:523 I won't speed.
X1:152 X2:565 Y1:444 Y2:523 - Promise to take care of this? - I promise.
X1:187 X2:530 Y1:450 Y2:523 Let him drive. Does he have a license?
X1:191 X2:526 Y1:450 Y2:523 - Can he handle a stick? - Well... .
X1:212 X2:504 Y1:488 Y2:523 I can handle a stick!
X1:135 X2:581 Y1:444 Y2:523 - That can't be your father. - I've been saying that for years.
X1:256 X2:459 Y1:450 Y2:523 - Oh, my God! - What?
X1:214 X2:502 Y1:444 Y2:523 That's Mr. Garibaldi playing the piano.
X1:129 X2:587 Y1:486 Y2:523 Hello, and welcome to the show.
X1:174 X2:544 Y1:450 Y2:523 I see some of our regulars in the audience.
X1:169 X2:545 Y1:482 Y2:523 And a couple of irregulars.
X1:136 X2:579 Y1:448 Y2:523 - He's coming into the audience. - Relax. You'll be fine.
X1:206 X2:508 Y1:450 Y2:523 Oh, much better. You're invisible now.
X1:203 X2:515 Y1:450 Y2:523 - Where are you from? - Bakersfield.
X1:264 X2:452 Y1:448 Y2:523 - I'm sorry? - Bakersfield.
X1:139 X2:576 Y1:482 Y2:523 No, no, I heard. I'm just sorry.
X1:143 X2:573 Y1:482 Y2:523 I'll meet you back at the hotel.
X1:127 X2:589 Y1:444 Y2:523 Look, a standing ovation already. So early in the show.
X1:159 X2:556 Y1:444 Y2:523 Turn around, darling. Let me see your pretty face.
X1:132 X2:586 Y1:450 Y2:523 Can we have our drinks, please? Waiter? ...tress?
X1:254 X2:462 Y1:444 Y2:523 - Hey, Pheebs. - Hey.
X1:260 X2:456 Y1:488 Y2:523 Check it out.
X1:173 X2:545 Y1:488 Y2:523 How much of a man am I?
X1:145 X2:570 Y1:444 Y2:523 Wow, nice. Manly, and also kind of a slut.
X1:139 X2:578 Y1:444 Y2:523 I'm beginning to see what Jake was talking about.
X1:176 X2:539 Y1:482 Y2:523 The silk feels really good.
X1:108 X2:608 Y1:444 Y2:523 And things aren't as smashed down as I thought they would be.
X1:259 X2:455 Y1:482 Y2:523 That's great.
X1:132 X2:584 Y1:450 Y2:523 You have so many more choices than with men's underwear.
X1:114 X2:600 Y1:448 Y2:523 Bikini, French cut, thong. And the fabrics: cotton, silk, lace.
X1:150 X2:565 Y1:444 Y2:523 You know what I've always wondered about? Pantyhose!
X1:135 X2:581 Y1:444 Y2:523 The way they start at your toe, then they go all the way up to...
X1:152 X2:564 Y1:444 Y2:523 - I should go take these off. - I think it's important you do.
X1:217 X2:499 Y1:482 Y2:523 What's your name?
X1:282 X2:433 Y1:488 Y2:523 Chandler.
X1:280 X2:437 Y1:488 Y2:523 Chandler?
X1:189 X2:525 Y1:488 Y2:523 What an unusual name.
X1:168 X2:550 Y1:444 Y2:523 You must have had terribly fascinating parents.
X1:219 X2:496 Y1:482 Y2:523 Oh, they're a hoot.
X1:187 X2:530 Y1:482 Y2:523 And who is your friend?
X1:267 X2:448 Y1:486 Y2:523 I'm Monica.
X1:141 X2:576 Y1:450 Y2:523 - Monica. Where are you from? - New York.
X1:140 X2:575 Y1:446 Y2:523 I'm not very fond of New York. Queens, I like.
X1:250 X2:464 Y1:488 Y2:523 What is this...
X1:111 X2:608 Y1:482 Y2:523 ...sparkling something, honey, huh?
X1:107 X2:607 Y1:482 Y2:523 Actually, Monica and I are engaged.
X1:299 X2:419 Y1:482 Y2:523 Really?
X1:238 X2:478 Y1:482 Y2:523 Congratulations.
X1:209 X2:507 Y1:482 Y2:523 When's the big day?
X1:252 X2:464 Y1:488 Y2:523 In two weeks.
X1:308 X2:407 Y1:488 Y2:523 I see.
X1:191 X2:523 Y1:444 Y2:523 Well, I wish you both a lifetime of happiness.
X1:238 X2:476 Y1:482 Y2:523 So, you're bald.
X1:271 X2:443 Y1:486 Y2:523 Wait, wait.
X1:119 X2:596 Y1:482 Y2:523 We'd love it if you could be there.
X1:299 X2:419 Y1:482 Y2:523 Really?
X1:121 X2:595 Y1:482 Y2:523 I know it would make me happy...
X1:282 X2:434 Y1:486 Y2:523 ...ma'am.
X1:098 X2:616 Y1:486 Y2:523 Then I wouldn't miss it for the world.
X1:177 X2:539 Y1:482 Y2:523 I'm getting all misty here.
X1:079 X2:637 Y1:444 Y2:523 You'd think I was having my legs waxed or something.
X1:272 X2:446 Y1:450 Y2:523 - You okay? - Yeah.
X1:144 X2:570 Y1:482 Y2:523 Thanks for making me do this.
X1:088 X2:631 Y1:444 Y2:523 Before we go on with the show, I want to say to the bride and groom...
X1:152 X2:566 Y1:450 Y2:523 ...how lucky they are to have found each other.
X1:127 X2:588 Y1:482 Y2:523 In every life a little rain must fall.
X1:257 X2:459 Y1:482 Y2:523 Fortunately...
X1:250 X2:466 Y1:482 Y2:523 ...in my life... .
X1:127 X2:588 Y1:450 Y2:523 When I was growing up, I played the one on the far left.
X1:161 X2:557 Y1:450 Y2:523 Remind me to introduce you to someone.
X1:260 X2:456 Y1:444 Y2:523 - Who? - Fourth gear.
X1:185 X2:530 Y1:444 Y2:523 What does he want? I wasn't doing anything.
X1:101 X2:617 Y1:444 Y2:523 Maybe he saw your hands slip briefly from the 10 and 2:00 position.
X1:135 X2:579 Y1:444 Y2:523 Maybe it's Sergeant Sagittarius coming back to flirt some more.
X1:218 X2:498 Y1:482 Y2:523 It's a different guy.
X1:079 X2:639 Y1:444 Y2:523 - Good evening, sir. - Do you know how fast you were going?
X1:171 X2:547 Y1:448 Y2:523 No, I don't, but it couldn't have been more than 60.
X1:184 X2:530 Y1:482 Y2:523 You're right. It was 37.
X1:150 X2:566 Y1:444 Y2:523 You're not ticketing me for driving too slow, are you?
X1:263 X2:452 Y1:482 Y2:523 That's right.
X1:207 X2:508 Y1:486 Y2:523 You know, officer... .
X1:111 X2:604 Y1:482 Y2:523 I had the weirdest dream last night.
X1:261 X2:454 Y1:482 Y2:523 Oh, my God!
X1:208 X2:507 Y1:482 Y2:523 Your license, please.
X1:191 X2:526 Y1:444 Y2:523 You don't want to hear about my dream...
X1:272 X2:445 Y1:488 Y2:523 ...Officer...
X1:285 X2:433 Y1:482 Y2:523 ...Pretty?
X1:280 X2:435 Y1:482 Y2:523 It's Petty.
X1:125 X2:590 Y1:482 Y2:523 I'll be right back with your ticket.
X1:231 X2:484 Y1:450 Y2:523 - You have a son. - I know. I know.
X1:252 X2:464 Y1:450 Y2:523 - Feel better? - Yeah. Much.
X1:286 X2:430 Y1:488 Y2:523 Listen... .
X1:137 X2:579 Y1:444 Y2:523 Not that I'm insecure about my manhood or anything, but...
X1:182 X2:537 Y1:444 Y2:523 ...I need to hook up with a woman right now.
X1:258 X2:457 Y1:488 Y2:523 I understand.
X1:117 X2:599 Y1:054 Y2:094 You look familiar. Do I know you?
X1:239 X2:476 Y1:054 Y2:090 I don't think so.
X1:101 X2:615 Y1:054 Y2:095 Maybe it's because I'm on television.
X1:116 X2:599 Y1:054 Y2:133 - I'm an actor on Days of our Lives. - Wow. Really?
X1:212 X2:503 Y1:054 Y2:132 - $4.50, please. - Oh, let me get this.
X1:223 X2:491 Y1:054 Y2:094 These are for you.
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Family Guy 01x06 - The Son Also Draws
Family Guy 01x07 - Brian Portrait of a Dog
Family Guy 01x08 - Peter Peter Caviar Eater
Family Guy 01x09 - Running Mates
Family Guy 01x10 - Holy Crap
Family Guy 01x11 - If Im Dyin Im Lyin
Family Guy 01x12 - Love Thy Trophy
Family Guy 01x13 - Death Is A Bitch
Family Guy 01x14 - The King Is Dead
Family Guy 03x01 - The Thin White Line
Family Guy 03x02 - Brian Does Hollywood
Family Guy 03x03 - Mr Griffin Goes To Washington
Family Guy 03x04 - One If By Clam, Two If By Sea
Family Guy 03x05 - And The Weiner Is
Family Guy 03x06 - Death Lives
Family Guy 03x07 - Lethal Weapons
Family Guy 03x08 - The Kiss Seen Around The World
Family Guy 03x09 - Mr Saturday Knight
Family Guy 03x10 - A Fish Out Of Water
Family Guy 03x11 - Emission Impossible
Family Man The
Family Viewing 1987
Fando y Lis
Fanfan le tulipe 2003
Fantomas Contre Scotland Yard
Far From Heaven
Far Off Place A 1993
Far away so close (1993) CD1
Far away so close (1993) CD2
Farewell Home sweet Home (Otar Iosseliani 1999)
Fargo - 1996 CD1 25fps
Fargo - 1996 CD2 25fps
Farscape - 1x01 - Premiere
Farscape - 1x02 - I ET
Farscape - 1x03 - Exodus From Genesis
Farscape - 1x04 - Throne for a Loss
Farscape - 1x05 - Back and Back and Back to the Future
Farscape - 1x06 - Thank God Its Friday Again
Farscape - 1x07 - PK Tech Girl
Farscape - 1x08 - That Old Black Magic
Farscape - 1x09 - DNA Mad Scientist
Farscape - 1x10 - Theyve Got a Secret
Farscape - 1x11 - Till the Blood Runs Clear
Farscape - 1x12 - Rhapsody In Blue
Farscape - 1x13 - The Flax
Farscape - 1x14 - Jeremiah Crichton
Farscape - 1x15 - Durka Returns
Farscape - 1x16 - A Human Reaction
Farscape - 1x17 - Through The Looking Glass
Farscape - 1x18 - A Bugs Life
Farscape - 1x19 - Nerve
Farscape - 1x20 - The Hidden Memory
Farscape - 1x21 - Bone To Be Wild
Farscape - 1x22 - Family Ties
Farscape - 2x01 - Mind The Baby
Farscape - 2x02 - Vitas Mortis
Farscape - 2x03 - Talking The Stone
Farscape - 2x04 - Crackers Dont Matter
Farscape - 2x05 - The Way We Werent
Farscape - 2x06 - Picture If You Will
Farscape - 2x07 - Home On The Remains
Farscape - 2x08 - Dream A Little Dream
Farscape - 2x09 - Out Of Their Minds
Farscape - 2x10 - My Three Crichtons
Farscape - 2x11 - Look At The Princess I - A Kiss Is But A Kiss
Farscape - 2x12 - Look At The Princess II - I Do I Think
Farscape - 2x13 - Look At The Princess III - The Maltese Crichton
Farscape - 2x14 - Beware Of Dog
Farscape - 2x15 - Wont Get Fooled Again
Farscape - 2x16 - The Locket
Farscape - 2x17 - The Ugly Truth
Farscape - 2x18 - A Clockwork Nebari
Farscape - 2x19 - Liars Guns and Money I - A Not So Simple Plan
Farscape - 2x20 - Liars Guns and Money II - With Friends Like These
Farscape - 2x21 - Liars Guns and Money III - Plan B
Farscape - 2x22 - Die Me Dichotomy
Farscape - 3x01 - Season Of Death
Farscape - 3x02 - Suns And Lovers
Farscape - 3x03 - Self Inflicted Wounds I - Coulda Woulda Shoulda
Farscape - 3x04 - Self Inflicted Wounds II - Wait For The Wheel
Farscape - 3x05 - Different Destinations
Farscape - 3x06 - Eat Me
Farscape - 3x07 - Thanks For Sharing
Farscape - 3x08 - Green Eyed Monster
Farscape - 3x09 - Losing Time
Farscape - 3x10 - Relativity
Farscape - 3x11 - Incubator
Farscape - 3x12 - Meltdown
Farscape - 3x13 - Scratch N Sniff
Farscape - 3x14 - Infinite Possibilities I - Daedalus Demands
Farscape - 3x15 - Infinite Possibilities II - Icarus Abides
Farscape - 3x16 - Revenging Angel
Farscape - 3x17 - The Choice
Farscape - 3x18 - Fractures
Farscape - 3x19 - I-Yensch You-Yensch
Farscape - 3x20 - Into The Lions Den I - Lambs To The Slaugher
Farscape - 3x21 - Into The Lions Den II - Wolf In Sheeps Clothing
Farscape - 3x22 - Dog With Two Bones
Farscape - 4x01 - Crichton Kicks
Farscape - 4x02 - What Was Lost (Part 1) - Sacrifice
Farscape - 4x03 - What Was Lost (Part 2) - Resurrection
Farscape - 4x04 - Lavas A Many Splendored Thing
Farscape - 4x05 - Promises
Farscape - 4x06 - Natural Election
Farscape - 4x07 - John Quixote
Farscape - 4x08 - I Shrink Therefore I Am
Farscape - 4x09 - A Prefect Murder
Farscape - 4x10 - Coup By Clam
Farscape - 4x11 - Unrealized Reality (Part 1)
Farscape - 4x12 - Kansas (Part 2)
Farscape - 4x13 - Terra Firma (Part 3)
Farscape - 4x14 - Twice Shy
Farscape - 4x15 - Mental As Anything
Farscape - 4x16 - Bringing Home The Beacon
Farscape - 4x17 - A Constellation Of Doubt
Farscape - 4x18 - Prayer
Farscape - 4x19 - We are So Screwed - Fetal Attraction (Part 1)
Farscape - 4x20 - We are So Screwed - Hot To Katratzi (Part 2)
Farscape - 4x21 - We are So Screwed - La Bomba (Part 3)
Farscape - 4x22 - Bad Timing
Farscape - The Peacekeeper Wars (Part 1)
Farscape - The Peacekeeper Wars (Part 2)
Fast And Furious
Fat Choi Spirit
Fate Ignoranti Le
Father of a Soldier (Rezo Chkheidze 1964)
Father of the Bride
Fear Dot Com
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fear of Fear (Rainer Werner Fassbinder 1975)
Feed the Kitty (1952)
Fellowship of the Ring The
Female Convict Scorpion Beast Stable 1973 Shunya Ito
Female Prisoner 701 Scorpion 1972
Femme Fatale (2002)
Fiances The 1962
Fierce Creatures (1997)
Fight Club CD1
Fight Club CD2
Fighter in the Wind
Fighting Fish 2004
Fille Sur La Pont La
Filles Uniques 2003
Film That Was Never Made A
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x01
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x02
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x03
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x04
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x05
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x06
Final Countdown The 1980 CD1
Final Countdown The 1980 CD2
Final Destination - New Line Platinum Series
Final Friday The - Jason Goes To Hell 25fps
Final Insult The
Final Nightmare The
Finders Fee (Jeff Probst 2001)
Finding Forrester 2000
Fire in the Sky
Firefly - Serenity (pilot)
Firefly 1x01 - The train job
Firefly 1x02 - Bushwhacked
Firefly 1x03 - Shindig
Firefly 1x04 - Safe
Firefly 1x05 - Our mrs Reynolds
Firefly 1x06 - Jaynestown
Firefly 1x07 - Out of gas
Firefly 1x08 - Ariel
Firefly 1x09 - War stories
Firefly 1x10 - Trash
Firefly 1x11 - The message
Firefly 1x12 - Heart of gold
Firefly 1x13 - Objects in space
Firemens Ball The 1967
First Great Train Robbery The 1978 CD1
First Great Train Robbery The 1978 CD2
First Men In The Moon 1964
First Power The
Fish Called Wanda A
Fisher King The
Fistful Of Dollars A
Fistful of Dynamite A CD1
Fistful of Dynamite A CD2
Five Easy Pieces 1970 CD1
Five Easy Pieces 1970 CD2
Flash Gordon CD1
Flash Gordon CD2
Flesh and Blood CD1
Flesh and Blood CD2
Flight Of The Intruder CD1 1991
Flight Of The Intruder CD2 1991
Flipper (1996) CD1
Flipper (1996) CD2
Flower of the Arabian Nights 1974 CD1
Flower of the Arabian Nights 1974 CD2
Flubber 1997 CD1
Flubber 1997 CD2
Fly Away Home
Fly The (Kurt Neumann 1958)
Fog of war The 2003 limited theatrical version
For A Few Dollars More 1965
For Scent-imental Reasons (1949)
Frasier 01x01 - The Good Son
Frasier 01x02 - Space Quest
Frasier 01x03 - Dinner At Eight
Frasier 01x04 - I Hate Frasier Crane
Frasier 01x05 - Heres Looking At You
Frasier 01x06 - The Crucible
Frasier 01x07 - Call Me Irresponsible
Frasier 01x08 - Beloved Infidel
Frasier 01x09 - Selling Out
Frasier 01x10 - Oops
Frasier 01x12 - Miracle On Third Or Fourth Street
Frasier 02x01 - Slow Tango in South Seattle
Frasier 02x02 - The Unkindest Cut of All
Frasier 02x03 - Commentary by Director David Lee and Writer Joe Keenan
Frasier 02x03 - The Matchmaker
Frasier 02x04 - Flour Child
Frasier 02x05 - Dukes We Hardly Knew You
Frasier 02x06 - The Botched Language of Cranes
Frasier 02x07 - The Candidate
Frasier 02x08 - Adventures in Paradise Part 1
Frasier 02x09 - Adventures in Paradise Part 2
Frasier 02x10 - Burying a Grudge
Frasier 02x11 - Seat of Power
Frasier 02x12 - Roz in the Doghouse
Frasier 02x13 - Retirement is Murder
Frasier 02x14 - Fool Me Once Shame on You Fool Me Twice
Frasier 02x15 - You Scratch My Book
Frasier 02x16 - The Show Where Sam Shows Up
Frasier 02x17 - Daphnes Room
Frasier 02x18 - The Club
Frasier 02x19 - Someone to Watch Over Me
Frasier 02x20 - Breaking the Ice
Frasier 02x21 - An Affair to Forget
Frasier 02x22 - Agents In America Part 3
Frasier 02x23 - The Innkeepers
Frasier 02x24 - Dark Victory
Freddys Revenge A
Free Willy 1993
Free Willy 2 - The Adventure Home
Free Willy 3 - The Rescue
French Connection II (1975)
French Connection The
Fresh Bait 1995
Friday Night (2002)
Friday the 13th
Friday the 13th Part 8
Friends - 02x03 - the one where heckles dies
Friends - 02x09 - the one with with phoebes dad
Friends - 02x11 - the one with the lesbian wedding
Friends - 02x13 - the one after the superbowl part 2
Friends - 02x15 - the one where ross and rachel you know
Friends - 02x16 - the one where joey moves out
Friends - 02x18 - the one where dr ramoray dies
Friends - 02x20 - the one where old yeller dies
Friends - 02x22 - the one with two parties
Friends - 02x24 - the one with barry and mindys wedding
Friends - 10x01 - TOW After Joey And Rachel Kiss
Friends - 10x02 - TOW Where Ross Is Fine
Friends - 10x03 - TOW Ross Tan
Friends - 10x04 - TOW the cake
Friends - 10x05 - TOW Rachels Sister Babysits
Friends - 10x06 - TOW Rosss Grant
Friends - 10x07 - TOW The Home Study
Friends - 10x08 - TOW the late Thanksgiving
Friends - 10x09 - TOW the birth mother
Friends - 10x10 - TOW Chandler Gets Caught
Friends - 10x11 - TOW The Stripper Cries
Friends - 10x12 - TOW Phoebes Wedding
Friends - 10x13 - TOW Joey Speaks French
Friends - 10x14 - TOW Princess Consuela
Friends - 3 22 - The One With the Screamer
Friends - 3x01 - The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy
Friends - 3x02 - The One Where No Ones Ready
Friends - 3x03 - The One With the Jam
Friends - 3x04 - The One With the Metaphorical Tunnel
Friends - 3x05 - The One With Frank Jr
Friends - 3x06 - The One With the Flashback
Friends - 3x07 - The One With the Race Car Bed
Friends - 3x08 - The One With the Giant Poking Device
Friends - 3x09 - The One With the Football
Friends - 3x10 - The One Where Rachel Quits
Friends - 3x11 - The One Where Chandler Cant Remember
Friends - 3x12 - The One With All the Jealousy
Friends - 3x13 - The One Where Monica and Richard
Friends - 3x14 - The One With Phoebes Ex-Partner
Friends - 3x15 - The One Where Ross and Rachel Take
Friends - 3x16 - The One the Morning After
Friends - 3x17 - The One Without the Ski Trip
Friends - 3x18 - The One With the Hypnosis Tape
Friends - 3x19 - The One With the Tiny T-Shirt
Friends - 3x20 - The One With the Dollhouse
Friends - 3x21 - The One With a Chick and a Duck
Friends - 3x22 - The One With the Screamer
Friends - 3x23 - The One With Rosss Thing
Friends - 3x24 - The One With Ultimate Fighting Champ
Friends - 3x25 - The One at the Beach
Friends - 4x01 - The One With the Jellyfish
Friends - 4x02 - The One With the Cat
Friends - 4x03 - The One With the Cuffs
Friends - 4x04 - The One With the Ballroom Dancing
Friends - 4x05 - The One With Joeys New Girlfriend
Friends - 4x06 - The One With the Dirty Girl
Friends - 4x07 - The One Where Chandler Crosses
Friends - 4x08 - The One With Chandler in a Box
Friends - 4x09 - The One Where They are Going
Friends - 4x10 - The One With the Girl from
Friends - 4x11 - The One With Phoebes Uterus
Friends - 4x12 - The One With the Embryos
Friends - 4x13 - The One With Rachels Crush
Friends - 4x14 - The One With Joeys Dirty Day
Friends - 4x15 - The One With All the Rugby
Friends - 4x16 - The One With the Fake Party
Friends - 4x17 - The One With the Free Porn
Friends - 4x18 - The One With Rachels New Dress
Friends - 4x19 - The One With All the Haste
Friends - 4x20 - The One With All the Wedding Dresses
Friends - 4x21 - The One With the Invitation
Friends - 4x22 - The One With the Worst Best Man Ever
Friends - 4x23 - The One With Rosss Wedding - part 1
Friends - 4x24 - The One With Rosss Wedding - part 2
Friends - 5x01 - The One After Ross Says Rachel
Friends - 5x02 - The One With All the Kissing
Friends - 5x03 - The One Hundreth
Friends - 5x04 - The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
Friends - 5x05 - The One With the Kips
Friends - 5x06 - The One With the Yeti
Friends - 5x07 - The One Where Ross Moves In
Friends - 5x08 - The One With All the Thanksgivins
Friends - 5x09 - The One With Rosss Sandwich
Friends - 5x10 - The One With the Inappropiate Sister
Friends - 5x11 - The One With All the Resolutions
Friends - 5x12 - The One With Chandlers Work Laugh
Friends - 5x13 - The One With Joeys Bag
Friends - 5x14 - The One Where Everyone Finds Out
Friends - 5x15 - The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey
Friends - 5x16 - The One With the Cop
Friends - 5x17 - The One With Rachels
Friends - 5x18 - The One Where Rachel Smokes
Friends - 5x19 - The One Where Ross Cant Flirt
Friends - 5x20 - The One With the Ride-Along
Friends - 5x21 - The One With the Ball
Friends - 5x22 - The One With Joeys Big Break
Friends - 5x23 - The One in Vegas
Friends - 6x01 - The One After Vegas
Friends - 6x02 - The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
Friends - 6x03 - The One With Rosss Denial
Friends - 6x04 - The One Where Joey Loses His
Friends - 6x05 - The One With Joeys Porsche
Friends - 6x06 - The One On the Last Night
Friends - 6x07 - The One Where Phoebe Runs
Friends - 6x08 - The One With Rosss Teeth
Friends - 6x15
Friends 7x01 - The One with Monicas Thunder
Friends 7x02 - The One With Rachels Book
Friends 7x03 - The One With Phoebes Cookies
Friends 7x04 - The One With Rachels Assistant
Friends 7x05 - The One With The Engagement Picture
Friends 7x06 - The One With The Nap Partners
Friends 7x07 - The One with Rosss Library Book
Friends 7x08 - The One Where Chandler Doesnt Like Dogs
Friends 7x09 - The One With All the Candy
Friends 7x10 - The One With The Holiday Armadillo
Friends 7x11 - The One With All The Cheesecakes
Friends 7x12 - The One Where They are Up All Night
Friends 7x13 - The One Where Rosita Dies
Friends 7x14 - The One Where They All Turn Thirty
Friends 7x15 - The One With Joeys New Brain
Friends 7x16 - The One With the Truth About London
Friends 7x17 - The One With the Cheap Wedding Dress
Friends 7x18 - The One With Joeys Award
Friends 7x19 - The One With Ross and Monicas Cousin
Friends 7x20 - The One With Rachels Kisses
Friends 7x21 - The One With the Vows
Friends 7x22 - The One With Chandlers Dad
Friends 7x23 - The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding Part 1
Friends 7x24 - The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding Part 2
Friends 9x01 - The One Where No One Proposes
Friends 9x02 - The One Where Emma Cries
Friends 9x03 - The One With The Pediatrician
Friends 9x04 - The One With The Sharks
Friends 9x05 - The One With Phoebes Birthday Dinner
Friends 9x06 - The One With The Male Nanny
Friends 9x07 - The One With Rosss Inappropriate Song
Friends 9x08 - The One With Rachels Other Sister
Friends 9x09 - The One With Rachels Phone Number
Friends 9x10 - The One With Christmas In Tulsa
Friends 9x11 - The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work
Friends 9x12 - The One With Phoebes Rats
Friends 9x13 - The One Where Monica Sings
Friends 9x14 - The One With The Blind Dates
Friends 9x15 - The One With The Mugging
Friends 9x16 - The One With The Boob Job
Friends 9x17 - The One With The Memorial Service
Friends 9x18 - The One With The Lottery
Friends 9x19 - The One With Rachels Dream
Friends 9x20 - The One With The Soap Opera Party
Friends 9x21 - The One With The Fertility Test
Friends 9x22 - The One With The Donor
Friends 9x23-24 - The One In Barbados 1 2)
Frisson des vampires Le
From Beijing with love
From Dusk Till Dawn
From Dusk Till Dawn 3 The Hangmans Daughter
From Justin To Kelly (Special Edition)
Frusta e il corpo La
Fudoh The New Generation 1996
Fugitive The - The Chase Continues
Fukssvansen (Chop Chop)
Full Frontal 2002
Full Metal Jacket
Full Time Killer
Fun Movie (2002 Korean) CD1
Fun Movie (2002 Korean) CD2
Fun in Acapulco (Richard Thorpe 1963)
Funeral Parade of Roses
Funeral in Berlin
Fury The (1978)
Futurama 1x01 - Space Pilot 3000
Futurama 1x02 - The Series Has Landed
Futurama 1x03 - I Roommate
Futurama 1x04 - Loves Labors Lost in Space
Futurama 1x05 - Fear of a Bot Planet
Futurama 1x06 - A Fishful of Dollars
Futurama 1x07 - My Three Suns
Futurama 1x08 - A Big Piece of Garbage
Futurama 1x09 - Hell is Other Robots
Futurama 2x01 - A Flight to Remember
Futurama 2x02 - Mars University
Futurama 2x03 - When Aliens Attack
Futurama 2x04 - Fry and the Slurm Factory
Futurama 3x01 - Amazon Women in the Mood
Futurama 3x02 - Parasites Lost
Futurama 3x03 - A Tale of Two Santas
Futurama 3x04 - The Luck of the Fryrish
Futurama 3x05 - The Birdbot of Ice-catraz
Futurama 3x06 - Bendless Love
Futurama 3x07 - The Day the Earth Stood Stupid
Futurama 3x08 - Thats Lobstertainment
Futurama 3x09 - The Cyber House Rules
Futurama 3x10 - Insane in the Mainframe
Futurama 3x10 - Where The Buggalo Roam
Futurama 3x12 - The Route of All Evil
Futurama 3x13 - Bendin in the Wind
Futurama 3x14 - Time Keeps on Slippin
Futurama 3x15 - I Dated a Robot
Futurama 3x16 - A Leela of Her Own
Futurama 3x17 - A Pharaoh To Remember
Futurama 3x18 - Anthology of Interest Part 2
Futurama 3x19 - Roswell That Ends Well
Futurama 3x20 - Godfellas
Futurama 3x21 - Future Stock
Futurama 3x22 - The 30 Iron Chef
Futurama 4x01 - Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch
Futurama 4x02 - Leelas Homeworld
Futurama 4x03 - Love and Rocket
Futurama 4x04 - Less Than Hero
Futurama 4x05 - A Taste of Freedom
Futurama 4x06 - Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV
Futurama 4x07 - Jurassic Bark
Futurama 4x08 - Crimes of the Hot
Futurama 4x09 - Teenage Mutant Leelas Hurdles
Futurama 4x10 - The Why of Fry
Futurama 4x11 - Where no Fan Has Gone Before
Futurama 4x12 - The Sting
Futurama 4x13 - Bend Her
Futurama 4x14 - Obsoletely Fabulous
Futurama 4x15 - The Farnsworth Parabox
Futurama 4x16 - Three Hundred Big Boys
Futurama 4x17 - Spanish Fry
Futurama 4x18 - The Devils Hands are Idle Playthings
Fyra Nyanser Av Brunt CD1
Fyra Nyanser Av Brunt CD2