Friends 9x06 - The One With The Male Nanny
I love my new job!
- Honey, you're screaming.|- You bet your ass I am!
I just had the best first day ever!
The kitchen?|Twice as big as Allessandro's.
Oh, that's great.
And clean? Not just health|department-clean, Monica-clean!
Oh, and the people are so nice.
There's this one guy, Jeffrey,|he's the maitre d'.
Chandler, you will love him!
He is without a doubt|the funniest guy I have ever met!
The One With The Male Nanny
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- This is nice.|- I know.
- You need both hands for that?|- Yeah, I kind of do.
Well, how's this?
Look at you two holding hands.
Is this getting serious?
Have you not talked about it yet?
Am I making you uncomfortable?
If you were bigger you'd hit me.
It's obviously way too early|for us to be having that conversation.
- Is it?|- Maybe not. Is it?
When I got divorced...
...I didn't think I'd feel this way about|someone for a really long time.
Then again, I didn't think I'd meet|someone like you. And...
This may be crazy-soon,|but I want you to have this.
No, not... That's gum.
Oh, five bucks!|I love it when that happens, you know?
- You don't know it's there...|- I know. Keep digging.
It's a key.
To be honest, I think I'd prefer|the five dollars.
- It's to my apartment.|- Wow!
Big step for Phoebe and Mike.
I don't want you to feel like you|have to give me your key...
- No, I want to.|- Thank God.
Wow. I was starting to think|I'd never meet someone that...
...I wanted to do this with.
Here you go.
- This is cool.|- It really is.
I know it. It is amazing.|These little things open doors!
So I don't go back to work|for another four weeks...
...but we would like our nanny|to start right away...
...so that Emma could get|a chance to know her.
I think that's really smart.
The easier we can make the|transition for her the better.
That's great. Great.
- So do you have any questions for us?|- Not really.
All right. Well, thank you|so much for coming.
- Thank you.|- It was really nice to meet you.
- We will call you.|- Oh, you know, wait.
I do have one question.
Do you guys do random drug testing?
Boy, we hadn't really thought of that.
That's cool. But if you do,|I'm gonna need three days' notice.
We're never gonna find a nanny.
Come on, Rach. We will. I promise.|We have more interviews.
Worse comes to worst, we can always|reconsider the first one we met with.
- What, the blond with no bra?|- She was blond?
Just a sec.
Okay, this one's name is Sandy.
She's got a degree in|Early Childhood Education.
She worked for her last family|for three years.
Hi. I'm Sandy.
And she's a little mannish.
Oh, my God! David!
- Is this a bad time?|- No, it's a great time! Come in!
Oh, my gosh! What are you doing here?|Are you back from Minsk?
Just for a couple of days.
I'm here to explain to the people|who gave us our grant...
...why it's a positive thing that|we've spent all their money...
...and accomplished nothing.
Who cares? It got you here.
It got me to New York.|Then I got in a cab at the airport...
...and the guy said, "Where to?"
I just gave him your address.|I didn't even think about it.
Where's your luggage?
All right, I'll call the cab company.
We can call them later.|Can you just stand there for a moment?
There's an old Russian expression|that goes:
Roughly translated, that means:
"This thing that I'm looking at: Wow."
You should see me when...|Actually, no, I look pretty good.
Are you kidding?
You know, when you don't see|someone for a long time...
...you build them up in your head,|you start thinking:
"Come on, don't be crazy,|nobody's that beautiful."
But, well, you are.
Well, so are you seeing anyone?
I'm just the worst person ever!
How can I not tell David|that I'm seeing Mike?
Maybe he didn't give you a chance.
He said, "Are you seeing someone?"|And I said, "No."
Well, that would've been your window.
I mean, I don't know.|I was looking in his eyes...
...and I was just thinking,|"Oh, my God, it's David. David's here."
He's so irresistible.
- Really? The scientist guy?|- Really? Chandler?
Then it gets worse...
...because I told him|I would see him tomorrow night.
- Phoebe!|- I know! Evil!
I like Mike so much, you know?|It's just going really well. Oh, my God!
Isn't it ironic that David|would show up...
...on the same day that|you and Mike exchange keys?
Yeah. You know, and given|my lifelong search for irony...
...you can imagine how happy I am!
- What are you gonna do?|- I mean, I guess I just have to...
...tell David that nothing|can happen between us.
Unless I don't.
You know, complicated moral situation?
- No right, no wrong?|- You have to tell David.
I knew I should've had this conversation|with Joey.
Funniest guy she's ever met.
I'm funny, right?
What do you know? You're a door.
You just like knock-knock jokes.
Save it for inside.
So Oklahoma's a crazy place. You know,|they call it the Sooner State.
Frankly, I'd sooner be in any other state!
And what's with Oklahoma|having a panhandle?
Can all states have stuff like that?
Hey, yeah, I'm from the waistband|of Wyoming.
But when I was 7,|we headed over to the crotch.
Was your cabin pressurized?
And don't get me started on the way|the people from Tulsa talk.
What's with the word "y'all"? You know,|just two words just pushed together?
Are we all allowed to do that?|Because if so, I say why stop there?
You know, your new poodle|could be your noodle.
And fried chicken could be fricken.
Waiter? Waiter, excuse me,|I'll have the fricken!
See, that's funny with the fricken, right?
No, it just reminds me of something|this guy did today at work.
I told you about that funny guy, Jeffrey,|right?
Yeah, he came up.
Well, he did this bit.|You probably had to be there...
...but it was Liza Minnelli locked|in our freezer eating a raw chicken.
- Were you there?|- No, but it sounds fricken funny.
I really understand how hard it's gotta be|to leave your child with another person.
I mean, it's like leaving behind|a piece of your heart.
Sandy, that's exactly what it is.
Are you gay?
It's okay. I get that a lot doing what I do.
But I am straight. I'm engaged, actually.
- Her name's Delia.|- That's pretty.
So you're just, like,|a guy who's a nanny.
I realize how it's a bit unorthodox|for some people.
But I really believe the most satisfying|thing you can do with your life...
...is take care of a child.
Like at my last job.
I met Daniel when he was|3 weeks old.
And I got to watch him grow|into this awesome person.
When I left, I said, "I'll see you soon."
And he said to me, "Skadandy?"
That was his name for me.
"I'll see you every day right in..."
- It's okay.|- Yeah, kids say all kinds of crap.
Oh, God, she must need|her diaper changed.
- I can take care of that, if you want.|- That would be great.
I love him, I love him, I love him!
Come on. Rach, he's a guy!
So what? He's smart. He's qualified.
Give me one good reason|we shouldn't try him out.
Because it's weird!
What kind of a job is that for a man?|A nanny?
I mean, it's like if a woman|wanted to be...
I hope you don't mind. I used|some of my homemade lotion on Emma.
It's a mixture of calendula and|honey cream. It'll dry that rash right up.
Plus, it keeps the hands young.
Yes! Sandy, you're hired!
It's just such an emotional thing|when you're welcomed into a new family.
Oh, God. Come here.
You gotta be at least bi.
I need you to set me up for a joke.
When Monica's around,|ask me about fire trucks.
I don't know, Chandler. I'm not|so good with remembering lines.
Thank God your livelihood|doesn't depend on it.
I know, right?
Why are we doing this?
Monica says that her maitre d' is|the funniest guy she's ever met.
- Seriously? She actually said that?|- Yes. Am I crazy to be this upset?
- No! Being funny's your thing!|- Yeah!
Without that, you just got|"lame with women"!
Hi! There you are.
Wow. You look even more beautiful|than you did yesterday.
In fact, I'm going to kiss you now.
- Wait, wait.|- I can't get away with stuff like that.
It sounded sexy in my head, so I...
No, no, it's not that.
Remember when you asked me if|I was seeing someone and I said no?
Well, I am. His name's Mike.
- I should've told you.|- No.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.|- Well, it's okay. I understand.
Well, are you happy with this guy?
- I am happy.|- Damn it.
I'm sorry. I don't mean that.|I want you to be happy.
But only with me. No, that's not fair.|Who cares. Leave him.
I don't mean that. Yes, I do.|I'm sorry.
I think I should probably go.
But, David, I just want you to know that,|you know...
...telling you this is one of the|hardest things I've ever had to do.
Well, just so you know...
...hearing it wasn't exactly|a Vladnik carnival, either.
- Can we at least hug goodbye?|- Of course. Yeah.
You know, and a kiss on the cheek|wouldn't be totally inappropriate.
- No. No.|- I mean...
- In Minsk?|- Yeah?
It's two on each cheek...
...and one on the lips.|- Well, if that's what they do in Minsk.
In New York, it's...
Is everything all right?
Oh, yeah. No, it's fine. It's fine.
Sandy was just telling me about how he|proposed to his fiancee...
...and it was so beautiful.
Her favorite flower is the camellia.|From the poem...
I can't hear it again!
You know, I can't tell it again!
And I'm fine never having heard it.
- Rach, can I see you for a sec?|- Yeah. Excuse me.
Do you realize that man has cried|in our apartment three times?
I haven't cried that many times|since I moved in!
Look, Ross, Sandy's just sensitive.|That's all.
Okay, okay. See, that is the problem.|He is too sensitive.
Too sensitive to take care of our baby?
No, I mean, that guy...|These are amazing!
Sandy made madeleines.
This is exactly|what I'm talking about.
What kind of a guy makes delicate|French cookies?
They're not even butch,|manly cookies with...
You know, with chunks!
Well, you know,|I don't know what to say.
I mean, I never thought of you as a guy|who needed his men to be men.
I gotta tell you, Ross, it's not like you|just came in from branding cattle.
Hey, there's sensitive and|there's too sensitive.
Okay, what is too sensitive?
No, I can't. I can't do this. It's bad.
But it's nice. And nice is good.
And good is not bad.|Ergo, we should keep kissing.
- No, no. No.|- But...
Look, David, if you had never left, then...
...yeah, we'd probably still be together|right now.
But you did leave. And I'm with Mike|and I really care about him.
The key works.
And, you, thanks for the face massage!|Thank you!
Did Rachel tell you we hired|a male nanny?
I think that's great!
Did she tell you he plays the recorder,|recites poetry and bakes madeleines?
- How are they?|- Lighter than air, but that's not the point.
Rachel and I hired a male nanny.
Guys do that?
- That's weird.|- Thank you!
- That's like a woman wanting to be...|- What?
- What's the end of that sentence?|- Yes. What is the end of that sentence?
A penis model!
Anyway, did you tell Chandler|that some guy from work...
...is the funniest guy you ever met?
- Yeah. So?|- Wow!
Really? Do you not know Chandler?
Is that why he's acting so weird?|He's jealous?
Oh, my God, that is crazy.
- It's not like I'm attracted to Jeffrey.|- So what?
Being funny is Chandler's thing.|Like Ross' thing is...
Academia? Being a good father?
- I can't believe he's that upset.|- You have to do some damage control.
Because he's feeling like...
What are you guys talking about?
Rachel and I hired a male nanny.
You got a man who's a nanny?
You got a "manny"?
You know, I don't mind a male nanny...
...but I do draw the line|at male wet nurse.
You are on a roll, mister!
If I'd known you guys were coming over,|I would've brought more pizza.
Okay! Okay! Stop it, you!|You stop it!
What is so funny about that?
I don't know, it's...|Just the way you say it.
I mean, you're funny. You have|that funny thing. You're a funny guy!
Did you tell her what we talked about?
So those were pity laughs?|Pity laughs?!
You have nothing to worry about|with Jeffrey.
Oh, yeah? Is he funnier than me?
Well, you're different funny.
I mean, you're more sarcastic.
Well, he does bits and impressions|and limericks.
I do limericks.
There once was a man named Chandler|whose wife made him die inside.
Honey, you know I think you're hilarious.
You know that joke|you told me last week?
The one about Jerry Lewis|and the girl with the lazy eye.
That slayed me.
Hey! I made up that joke|and told it to you.
- Not knowing when to shut up.|- Yep, that's my thing.
So how many guys have your key?
It's not as bad as it looks.
I was saying goodbye to an old friend.
Your lipstick's on his mouth.
We just happen to wear the same shade.
No, David and I did used to go out.
But years ago. And he lives in Minsk.|He's only in town for a couple days.
- Did you...?|- No. No.
- Kiss him?|- Oh, well, yeah.
Yes, but you should know,|she really likes you.
In fact, I don't think you realize|just how lucky you are, fella.
- Don't point your finger at me!|- Why?
What are you gonna do about it?
Well, I'll show you|what I'm gonna do about it.
- Oh, really? Really?|- You want some of that?
Stop it! Stop it!|Before someone gets really hurt!
Here, David, you should just go.
But if I ever do come back from Minsk,|well, you just better watch out.
- Lf I go to Minsk, you better watch out.|- Oh, you're going to Minsk?
- Well, I might.|- Really?
Well, if you do, come in the spring.|It's just lovely there.
Okay, well, guys?
- Goodbye, Phoebe.|- Bye.
- Hey, what, are you kidding me?|- Right-o. Right-o.
Take good care of her.
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
If you want your key back,|I totally understand.
- It's never gonna happen again, right?|- Right. Never. I swear.
I just want to say, if you do ever|come to Minsk, that's my number.
We'll party up Vladnik-style.
Yeah! All right!
Hey, Ross! Check it out!|Sandy taught me "Hot Cross Buns"!
Really? Sounded like "Three Blind Mice."
- "Three Blind Mice" goes like this.|- I swear to God.
- Who's up for puppets?|- Me! I'm up for puppets!
Well, please welcome:
Who wants to be Mr. Wigglemunch and|who's gonna be the Grumpus?
How exactly is a 2-month-old|supposed to appreciate puppets?
Studies show that the movement and|colors help their cerebral development.
The whimsical characters are just for us.
I want to be Mr. Wigglemunch!
Oh, my God.
Well, I guess we know who's|gonna be the Grumpus!
- That was kind of rude.|- Oh, I'm sorry.
Please apologize to Sandy|and the Snufflebumps for me.
- You know, he was just doing his job.|- You know what?
I'm sorry I'm the only one who isn't|in love with Gary Poppins out there.
But I just... I can't go through with this.
- Come on.|- No! You know what?
I would never force you to hire someone|you were this uncomfortable with.
You want to fire him,|so you have to go do it.
So you see, Wigglemunch,|that's why it's important to share.
I am learning so much from you.
Well, I'm off to Tulsa.
So if your maitre d' friend|has any funny Oklahoma jokes...
...tell him to e-mail me at|www-dot-ha-ha-not-so-much-dot-com!
Honey, you can relax.
Last night at work Jeffrey|told this really sexist joke.
- After that, not so funny anymore.|- Really?
See, that's the thing.|You gotta keep it smart, people!
Don't miss that flight.|You know I love you.
I love you too.
- And I like you as a friend.|- Right.
- See you later.|- See you.
- Did the guy really make that joke?|- No, he still kills me.
Last night he had me laughing so hard,|I swear a little pee came out.
I can't watch. It's like firing Elmo.
- Hi.|- We...
We kind of need to talk.
I'm afraid it's not working out.
I mean, Rachel and I think you are great|with Emma.
- We just feel...|- You! You feel!
I just feel...
...that the chemistry isn't right.|I'm sorry.
We're more than happy to give you|a good recommendation.
No, that's okay. I had a lot of offers|from other families.
I just picked you guys because...
...I liked you the best.|- Oh, damn you, Geller!
Anyway, well I'm glad|there's no hard feelings.
None at all. You need to be happy|with whoever is in your home.
Although, if you don't mind telling me...
...what was the problem? Maybe it's|something I can work on in the future.
No, you know, it's nothing you did.|It's my issue.
What is it?
You know, I'm just not that comfortable|with a guy who's as sensitive as you.
Although, can I ask,|why do you think that is?
Why? I don't know.
Maybe because of my father?
You know, when I was growing up,|he was a tough guy.
You know, and as a kid,|I wasn't the athlete I am now.
I play squash!
Anyway, I always got the feeling|he thought I was too sensitive.
That must have been hard.
It was hard.
I remember I was in my bedroom,|playing with my dinosaurs...
Playing and learning.
And my father walks in and says,|"What are you doing with those things?
What's wrong with you? Why aren't you|outside playing like a real boy?"
- But you are a real boy.|- I know I am!
And when it's summer and it's hot,|why can't you wear a tank top?!
It's all right. Crying is good.|It lets the boo-hoos out.
Here comes some more!
And what's the one kind of boat|that can never ever sink?
- What kind?|- A friend ship!
Wow! You blow my mind!
I gotta go.
- How much do I owe you?|- Twenty bucks.
It's like the cheapest college ever!
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For Scent-imental Reasons (1949)
Frasier 01x01 - The Good Son
Frasier 01x02 - Space Quest
Frasier 01x03 - Dinner At Eight
Frasier 01x04 - I Hate Frasier Crane
Frasier 01x05 - Heres Looking At You
Frasier 01x06 - The Crucible
Frasier 01x07 - Call Me Irresponsible
Frasier 01x08 - Beloved Infidel
Frasier 01x09 - Selling Out
Frasier 01x10 - Oops
Frasier 01x12 - Miracle On Third Or Fourth Street
Frasier 02x01 - Slow Tango in South Seattle
Frasier 02x02 - The Unkindest Cut of All
Frasier 02x03 - Commentary by Director David Lee and Writer Joe Keenan
Frasier 02x03 - The Matchmaker
Frasier 02x04 - Flour Child
Frasier 02x05 - Dukes We Hardly Knew You
Frasier 02x06 - The Botched Language of Cranes
Frasier 02x07 - The Candidate
Frasier 02x08 - Adventures in Paradise Part 1
Frasier 02x09 - Adventures in Paradise Part 2
Frasier 02x10 - Burying a Grudge
Frasier 02x11 - Seat of Power
Frasier 02x12 - Roz in the Doghouse
Frasier 02x13 - Retirement is Murder
Frasier 02x14 - Fool Me Once Shame on You Fool Me Twice
Frasier 02x15 - You Scratch My Book
Frasier 02x16 - The Show Where Sam Shows Up
Frasier 02x17 - Daphnes Room
Frasier 02x18 - The Club
Frasier 02x19 - Someone to Watch Over Me
Frasier 02x20 - Breaking the Ice
Frasier 02x21 - An Affair to Forget
Frasier 02x22 - Agents In America Part 3
Frasier 02x23 - The Innkeepers
Frasier 02x24 - Dark Victory
Freddys Revenge A
Free Willy 1993
Free Willy 2 - The Adventure Home
Free Willy 3 - The Rescue
French Connection II (1975)
French Connection The
Fresh Bait 1995
Friday Night (2002)
Friday the 13th
Friday the 13th Part 8
Friends - 02x03 - the one where heckles dies
Friends - 02x09 - the one with with phoebes dad
Friends - 02x11 - the one with the lesbian wedding
Friends - 02x13 - the one after the superbowl part 2
Friends - 02x15 - the one where ross and rachel you know
Friends - 02x16 - the one where joey moves out
Friends - 02x18 - the one where dr ramoray dies
Friends - 02x20 - the one where old yeller dies
Friends - 02x22 - the one with two parties
Friends - 02x24 - the one with barry and mindys wedding
Friends - 10x01 - TOW After Joey And Rachel Kiss
Friends - 10x02 - TOW Where Ross Is Fine
Friends - 10x03 - TOW Ross Tan
Friends - 10x04 - TOW the cake
Friends - 10x05 - TOW Rachels Sister Babysits
Friends - 10x06 - TOW Rosss Grant
Friends - 10x07 - TOW The Home Study
Friends - 10x08 - TOW the late Thanksgiving
Friends - 10x09 - TOW the birth mother
Friends - 10x10 - TOW Chandler Gets Caught
Friends - 10x11 - TOW The Stripper Cries
Friends - 10x12 - TOW Phoebes Wedding
Friends - 10x13 - TOW Joey Speaks French
Friends - 10x14 - TOW Princess Consuela
Friends - 3 22 - The One With the Screamer
Friends - 3x01 - The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy
Friends - 3x02 - The One Where No Ones Ready
Friends - 3x03 - The One With the Jam
Friends - 3x04 - The One With the Metaphorical Tunnel
Friends - 3x05 - The One With Frank Jr
Friends - 3x06 - The One With the Flashback
Friends - 3x07 - The One With the Race Car Bed
Friends - 3x08 - The One With the Giant Poking Device
Friends - 3x09 - The One With the Football
Friends - 3x10 - The One Where Rachel Quits
Friends - 3x11 - The One Where Chandler Cant Remember
Friends - 3x12 - The One With All the Jealousy
Friends - 3x13 - The One Where Monica and Richard
Friends - 3x14 - The One With Phoebes Ex-Partner
Friends - 3x15 - The One Where Ross and Rachel Take
Friends - 3x16 - The One the Morning After
Friends - 3x17 - The One Without the Ski Trip
Friends - 3x18 - The One With the Hypnosis Tape
Friends - 3x19 - The One With the Tiny T-Shirt
Friends - 3x20 - The One With the Dollhouse
Friends - 3x21 - The One With a Chick and a Duck
Friends - 3x22 - The One With the Screamer
Friends - 3x23 - The One With Rosss Thing
Friends - 3x24 - The One With Ultimate Fighting Champ
Friends - 3x25 - The One at the Beach
Friends - 4x01 - The One With the Jellyfish
Friends - 4x02 - The One With the Cat
Friends - 4x03 - The One With the Cuffs
Friends - 4x04 - The One With the Ballroom Dancing
Friends - 4x05 - The One With Joeys New Girlfriend
Friends - 4x06 - The One With the Dirty Girl
Friends - 4x07 - The One Where Chandler Crosses
Friends - 4x08 - The One With Chandler in a Box
Friends - 4x09 - The One Where They are Going
Friends - 4x10 - The One With the Girl from
Friends - 4x11 - The One With Phoebes Uterus
Friends - 4x12 - The One With the Embryos
Friends - 4x13 - The One With Rachels Crush
Friends - 4x14 - The One With Joeys Dirty Day
Friends - 4x15 - The One With All the Rugby
Friends - 4x16 - The One With the Fake Party
Friends - 4x17 - The One With the Free Porn
Friends - 4x18 - The One With Rachels New Dress
Friends - 4x19 - The One With All the Haste
Friends - 4x20 - The One With All the Wedding Dresses
Friends - 4x21 - The One With the Invitation
Friends - 4x22 - The One With the Worst Best Man Ever
Friends - 4x23 - The One With Rosss Wedding - part 1
Friends - 4x24 - The One With Rosss Wedding - part 2
Friends - 5x01 - The One After Ross Says Rachel
Friends - 5x02 - The One With All the Kissing
Friends - 5x03 - The One Hundreth
Friends - 5x04 - The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
Friends - 5x05 - The One With the Kips
Friends - 5x06 - The One With the Yeti
Friends - 5x07 - The One Where Ross Moves In
Friends - 5x08 - The One With All the Thanksgivins
Friends - 5x09 - The One With Rosss Sandwich
Friends - 5x10 - The One With the Inappropiate Sister
Friends - 5x11 - The One With All the Resolutions
Friends - 5x12 - The One With Chandlers Work Laugh
Friends - 5x13 - The One With Joeys Bag
Friends - 5x14 - The One Where Everyone Finds Out
Friends - 5x15 - The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey
Friends - 5x16 - The One With the Cop
Friends - 5x17 - The One With Rachels
Friends - 5x18 - The One Where Rachel Smokes
Friends - 5x19 - The One Where Ross Cant Flirt
Friends - 5x20 - The One With the Ride-Along
Friends - 5x21 - The One With the Ball
Friends - 5x22 - The One With Joeys Big Break
Friends - 5x23 - The One in Vegas
Friends - 6x01 - The One After Vegas
Friends - 6x02 - The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
Friends - 6x03 - The One With Rosss Denial
Friends - 6x04 - The One Where Joey Loses His
Friends - 6x05 - The One With Joeys Porsche
Friends - 6x06 - The One On the Last Night
Friends - 6x07 - The One Where Phoebe Runs
Friends - 6x08 - The One With Rosss Teeth
Friends - 6x15
Friends 7x01 - The One with Monicas Thunder
Friends 7x02 - The One With Rachels Book
Friends 7x03 - The One With Phoebes Cookies
Friends 7x04 - The One With Rachels Assistant
Friends 7x05 - The One With The Engagement Picture
Friends 7x06 - The One With The Nap Partners
Friends 7x07 - The One with Rosss Library Book
Friends 7x08 - The One Where Chandler Doesnt Like Dogs
Friends 7x09 - The One With All the Candy
Friends 7x10 - The One With The Holiday Armadillo
Friends 7x11 - The One With All The Cheesecakes
Friends 7x12 - The One Where They are Up All Night
Friends 7x13 - The One Where Rosita Dies
Friends 7x14 - The One Where They All Turn Thirty
Friends 7x15 - The One With Joeys New Brain
Friends 7x16 - The One With the Truth About London
Friends 7x17 - The One With the Cheap Wedding Dress
Friends 7x18 - The One With Joeys Award
Friends 7x19 - The One With Ross and Monicas Cousin
Friends 7x20 - The One With Rachels Kisses
Friends 7x21 - The One With the Vows
Friends 7x22 - The One With Chandlers Dad
Friends 7x23 - The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding Part 1
Friends 7x24 - The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding Part 2
Friends 9x01 - The One Where No One Proposes
Friends 9x02 - The One Where Emma Cries
Friends 9x03 - The One With The Pediatrician
Friends 9x04 - The One With The Sharks
Friends 9x05 - The One With Phoebes Birthday Dinner
Friends 9x06 - The One With The Male Nanny
Friends 9x07 - The One With Rosss Inappropriate Song
Friends 9x08 - The One With Rachels Other Sister
Friends 9x09 - The One With Rachels Phone Number
Friends 9x10 - The One With Christmas In Tulsa
Friends 9x11 - The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work
Friends 9x12 - The One With Phoebes Rats
Friends 9x13 - The One Where Monica Sings
Friends 9x14 - The One With The Blind Dates
Friends 9x15 - The One With The Mugging
Friends 9x16 - The One With The Boob Job
Friends 9x17 - The One With The Memorial Service
Friends 9x18 - The One With The Lottery
Friends 9x19 - The One With Rachels Dream
Friends 9x20 - The One With The Soap Opera Party
Friends 9x21 - The One With The Fertility Test
Friends 9x22 - The One With The Donor
Friends 9x23-24 - The One In Barbados 1 2)
Frisson des vampires Le
From Beijing with love
From Dusk Till Dawn
From Dusk Till Dawn 3 The Hangmans Daughter
From Justin To Kelly (Special Edition)
Frusta e il corpo La
Fudoh The New Generation 1996
Fugitive The - The Chase Continues
Fukssvansen (Chop Chop)
Full Frontal 2002
Full Metal Jacket
Full Time Killer
Fun Movie (2002 Korean) CD1
Fun Movie (2002 Korean) CD2
Fun in Acapulco (Richard Thorpe 1963)
Funeral Parade of Roses
Funeral in Berlin
Fury The (1978)
Futurama 1x01 - Space Pilot 3000
Futurama 1x02 - The Series Has Landed
Futurama 1x03 - I Roommate
Futurama 1x04 - Loves Labors Lost in Space
Futurama 1x05 - Fear of a Bot Planet
Futurama 1x06 - A Fishful of Dollars
Futurama 1x07 - My Three Suns
Futurama 1x08 - A Big Piece of Garbage
Futurama 1x09 - Hell is Other Robots
Futurama 2x01 - A Flight to Remember
Futurama 2x02 - Mars University
Futurama 2x03 - When Aliens Attack
Futurama 2x04 - Fry and the Slurm Factory
Futurama 3x01 - Amazon Women in the Mood
Futurama 3x02 - Parasites Lost
Futurama 3x03 - A Tale of Two Santas
Futurama 3x04 - The Luck of the Fryrish
Futurama 3x05 - The Birdbot of Ice-catraz
Futurama 3x06 - Bendless Love
Futurama 3x07 - The Day the Earth Stood Stupid
Futurama 3x08 - Thats Lobstertainment
Futurama 3x09 - The Cyber House Rules
Futurama 3x10 - Insane in the Mainframe
Futurama 3x10 - Where The Buggalo Roam
Futurama 3x12 - The Route of All Evil
Futurama 3x13 - Bendin in the Wind
Futurama 3x14 - Time Keeps on Slippin
Futurama 3x15 - I Dated a Robot
Futurama 3x16 - A Leela of Her Own
Futurama 3x17 - A Pharaoh To Remember
Futurama 3x18 - Anthology of Interest Part 2
Futurama 3x19 - Roswell That Ends Well
Futurama 3x20 - Godfellas
Futurama 3x21 - Future Stock
Futurama 3x22 - The 30 Iron Chef
Futurama 4x01 - Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch
Futurama 4x02 - Leelas Homeworld
Futurama 4x03 - Love and Rocket
Futurama 4x04 - Less Than Hero
Futurama 4x05 - A Taste of Freedom
Futurama 4x06 - Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV
Futurama 4x07 - Jurassic Bark
Futurama 4x08 - Crimes of the Hot
Futurama 4x09 - Teenage Mutant Leelas Hurdles
Futurama 4x10 - The Why of Fry
Futurama 4x11 - Where no Fan Has Gone Before
Futurama 4x12 - The Sting
Futurama 4x13 - Bend Her
Futurama 4x14 - Obsoletely Fabulous
Futurama 4x15 - The Farnsworth Parabox
Futurama 4x16 - Three Hundred Big Boys
Futurama 4x17 - Spanish Fry
Futurama 4x18 - The Devils Hands are Idle Playthings
Fyra Nyanser Av Brunt CD1
Fyra Nyanser Av Brunt CD2