Futurama 3x10 - Insane in the Mainframe
X1:182 X2:536 Y1:451 Y2:516 Futurama is brought to you by Thompson 's Teeth...
X1:154 X2:562 Y1:456 Y2:516 ... the only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth.
X1:203 X2:515 Y1:495 Y2:516 Insane in the Mainframe
X1:212 X2:503 Y1:490 Y2:516 Good news, everyone.
X1:109 X2:607 Y1:061 Y2:127 Today marks our friend Dr. Zoidberg's 1 0th year with Planet Express.
X1:216 X2:499 Y1:061 Y2:121 - Huzzahs are in order. - Huzzah.
X1:117 X2:599 Y1:061 Y2:126 - Hooray for me! Hooray for Zoidberg! - I'll now read the mandatory speech.
X1:134 X2:584 Y1:061 Y2:127 "Dear Employee: Has it really been 5, 1 0 or 1 5 years?
X1:226 X2:491 Y1:061 Y2:126 If not, disregard this and get to work."
X1:154 X2:563 Y1:451 Y2:516 Distribute token of appreciation and applaud.
X1:119 X2:596 Y1:451 Y2:516 Look! Coupons! I can get two oil changes for the price of one!
X1:133 X2:582 Y1:061 Y2:121 Now if I could only afford the one. And the car.
X1:122 X2:592 Y1:061 Y2:087 Ah, the years. So many memories...
X1:150 X2:564 Y1:451 Y2:516 ...so many strange fluids gushing out of patients' bodies.
X1:201 X2:514 Y1:061 Y2:127 Yes, yes. Now here's your pension statement.
X1:122 X2:595 Y1:061 Y2:127 It's empty because you haven't paid into it, you dummy.
X1:127 X2:587 Y1:061 Y2:087 You kept track of it all these years.
X1:148 X2:567 Y1:061 Y2:122 I'm boned. I haven't paid either. What'll I do when I retire?
X1:116 X2:600 Y1:061 Y2:126 - I thought you were retired. - I don't see you planning for old age.
X1:184 X2:533 Y1:061 Y2:127 I got plans. I'm gonna turn my on/off switch to off.
X1:154 X2:564 Y1:061 Y2:127 I'm gonna take action. It's time to check my retirement fund.
X1:173 X2:542 Y1:490 Y2:516 Damn! Still only 1 00 dollars.
X1:098 X2:618 Y1:451 Y2:516 A penny saved is a penny earned. Also, I need athlete's foot cream for my face.
X1:171 X2:545 Y1:061 Y2:127 He's right. I must start investing wisely.
X1:122 X2:592 Y1:490 Y2:516 Well, down to my last lottery ticket.
X1:259 X2:456 Y1:490 Y2:516 Cherry. Cherry!
X1:283 X2:433 Y1:495 Y2:516 Mule. Crud!
X1:133 X2:582 Y1:456 Y2:516 You got six bucks left to retire on. I recommend Tender Vittles.
X1:177 X2:541 Y1:061 Y2:123 You're opening a retirement account for $6?
X1:101 X2:617 Y1:450 Y2:516 I'm sure a wealthy mule farmer like you knows we charge a $ 1 0 monthly fee.
X1:094 X2:620 Y1:490 Y2:516 You gotta spend money to make money.
X1:103 X2:611 Y1:451 Y2:516 Here you are. Your account is now overdrawn by $4.
X1:194 X2:520 Y1:450 Y2:516 I've seen lines move faster in the sperm bank.
X1:222 X2:495 Y1:450 Y2:516 That's for sure... Roberto, is that you?
X1:238 X2:477 Y1:490 Y2:516 Bender! Hey, man!
X1:146 X2:571 Y1:456 Y2:516 - You old lunatic! How you been? - Not bad. Not bad.
X1:206 X2:509 Y1:451 Y2:516 Everybody on the floor! This is a stickup!
X1:116 X2:598 Y1:450 Y2:516 I'm okay too. I'm taking a Chinese cooking class at the Learning Annex.
X1:117 X2:600 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Cool. Can you give me a hand here? - Sure thing, pal.
X1:169 X2:548 Y1:451 Y2:516 Hey, you! Red! Quit watering that plant and get the door!
X1:131 X2:584 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Nice talking to you. - Same here. You guys are all right.
X1:130 X2:586 Y1:450 Y2:516 - Here's something for your trouble. - Thanks, buddy!
X1:177 X2:539 Y1:494 Y2:516 Freeze! You're under arrest!
X1:145 X2:570 Y1:451 Y2:516 Shoot them in the back! Quick, while they're not looking!
X1:102 X2:613 Y1:451 Y2:516 Court is in session. The Honorable Judge Whitey presiding.
X1:175 X2:539 Y1:490 Y2:516 The charge is bank robbery.
X1:134 X2:581 Y1:490 Y2:516 My caddie-chauffeur informs me...
X1:128 X2:587 Y1:451 Y2:516 ...that a bank is where people put money that isn't invested right.
X1:095 X2:622 Y1:456 Y2:516 Therefore, robbing a bank is tantamount to that most heinous of crimes:
X1:254 X2:461 Y1:490 Y2:516 Theft of money.
X1:128 X2:588 Y1:451 Y2:516 As the surveillance camera for that bank the judge was jawing about...
X1:172 X2:547 Y1:451 Y2:516 ...could you tell us what you done seen that day?
X1:122 X2:594 Y1:450 Y2:516 Well, let's see. My memory's a little fuzzy, but it went exactly like this:
X1:224 X2:491 Y1:456 Y2:516 Your Honor, I move that I be disbarred...
X1:159 X2:559 Y1:451 Y2:516 ...for introducing this evidence against my own clients.
X1:109 X2:609 Y1:451 Y2:516 Mr. Fry, do you recognize the robot hugging on you in this here hologram?
X1:135 X2:580 Y1:494 Y2:516 I sure do! That's the real robber...
X1:134 X2:584 Y1:450 Y2:516 ...and I'll never forget his name as long as I live. And that name is...
X1:125 X2:591 Y1:450 Y2:516 Just give a name! You don't wanna look stupid on Court TV.
X1:134 X2:582 Y1:489 Y2:516 You're right. You're right. It was...
X1:151 X2:565 Y1:451 Y2:516 Yes? What? You say if I testify I'll be killed?
X1:254 X2:461 Y1:489 Y2:516 Oh, it's for you.
X1:116 X2:600 Y1:451 Y2:516 And the other hamburger will also be made of your lungs. So long, pal.
X1:101 X2:613 Y1:450 Y2:516 I won't testify on grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty.
X1:212 X2:502 Y1:495 Y2:516 The 67th Amendment.
X1:118 X2:597 Y1:451 Y2:516 I may be a simple, country chicken, but I know when we're finger-licked.
X1:185 X2:531 Y1:490 Y2:516 What if we plead insanity?
X1:126 X2:590 Y1:451 Y2:516 A few months in an insane asylum? I could do it on my head.
X1:211 X2:503 Y1:451 Y2:516 If you start now, it might help our case.
X1:137 X2:579 Y1:451 Y2:516 What evidence do you offer to support this new plea of insanity?
X1:100 X2:616 Y1:451 Y2:516 - They done hired me to represent them. - Insanity plea is accepted.
X1:101 X2:616 Y1:451 Y2:516 Mr. Bender, I hereby commit you to the asylum for criminally insane robots...
X1:163 X2:554 Y1:490 Y2:516 ...until you are deemed cured.
X1:157 X2:557 Y1:490 Y2:516 Yahoo! The system fails again!
X1:129 X2:587 Y1:451 Y2:516 And Mr. Fry, I sentence you to the home for criminally insane humans.
X1:126 X2:591 Y1:451 Y2:516 That facility has been full since you ruled being poor is a mental illness.
X1:176 X2:541 Y1:456 Y2:516 Order! The only poor people I want to hear about...
X1:136 X2:582 Y1:451 Y2:516 ...are those who tend to my pores at the spa.
X1:108 X2:609 Y1:451 Y2:516 Send them both to the robot loony bin and let's go.
X1:327 X2:391 Y1:495 Y2:516 Huh?
X1:177 X2:538 Y1:451 Y2:516 Ow, my head! Ow, my feet! Ow, my head! Ow, my feet!
X1:231 X2:485 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Keep your chin up. - Ow, my chin!
X1:195 X2:519 Y1:455 Y2:516 I don't belong here. This is for insane robots.
X1:231 X2:486 Y1:451 Y2:516 Well, you meet half the qualifications.
X1:217 X2:499 Y1:490 Y2:516 Oh, good! A physical!
X1:145 X2:573 Y1:451 Y2:516 Once they examine my fragile, pink body, they'll see I'm not a...
X1:282 X2:435 Y1:495 Y2:516 What the...?
X1:226 X2:489 Y1:495 Y2:516 I find that offensive!
X1:106 X2:611 Y1:451 Y2:516 Greetings. I am Dr. Perceptron. Let me give you something to help you relax.
X1:152 X2:563 Y1:455 Y2:516 There's been a terrible mistake! I'm human!
X1:150 X2:564 Y1:450 Y2:516 See? I'm all squishy and flabby. Also, I complain a lot.
X1:113 X2:601 Y1:490 Y2:516 Yes, you do. You need to relax more.
X1:209 X2:508 Y1:451 Y2:516 Terrific. Now, consider the following:
X1:150 X2:567 Y1:451 Y2:516 You were admitted to this robot asylum. You must be a robot.
X1:229 X2:487 Y1:490 Y2:516 Diagnosis complete.
X1:130 X2:588 Y1:490 Y2:516 I do other human stuff. I age! See?
X1:139 X2:579 Y1:450 Y2:516 I'm Nurse Ratchet. Please come with me, won't you?
X1:139 X2:577 Y1:450 Y2:516 We'll meet your roommate next. His name is Malfunctioning Eddie.
X1:118 X2:597 Y1:451 Y2:516 The car dealer? I guess his prices really were insane.
X1:169 X2:547 Y1:450 Y2:516 He's very excitable, so don't say anything to surprise him.
X1:217 X2:498 Y1:456 Y2:516 - Pleased to meet you. - We've met.
X1:312 X2:402 Y1:495 Y2:516 What?!
X1:142 X2:573 Y1:450 Y2:516 I'm a pretty girl. I'm a pretty girl. I'm a pretty girl.
X1:185 X2:530 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Someone had a busy day! - My roommate exploded.
X1:172 X2:546 Y1:451 Y2:516 You gotta help me. How can I prove I'm human?
X1:214 X2:501 Y1:456 Y2:516 - You could drop dead. - I don't wanna!
X1:147 X2:569 Y1:456 Y2:516 - Hey. I believe you are a human. - You do?
X1:105 X2:609 Y1:455 Y2:516 They don't believe I'm a human either. Name's Unit 201 3.
X1:167 X2:549 Y1:490 Y2:516 Let me introduce you around.
X1:143 X2:574 Y1:451 Y2:516 Fry, meet Norm. Still picking up CIA transmissions on your teeth?
X1:218 X2:497 Y1:489 Y2:516 They just won't stop!
X1:150 X2:569 Y1:451 Y2:516 The CIA cafeteria menu for the week of May 1 5th is as follows:
X1:191 X2:524 Y1:490 Y2:516 Monday, shepherd's pie...
X1:306 X2:410 Y1:495 Y2:516 Cuckoo.
X1:106 X2:611 Y1:450 Y2:516 - Let me guess. He thinks he's Lincoln? - He's supposed to.
X1:140 X2:575 Y1:450 Y2:516 Problem is, he's got multiple personalities. All of them Lincoln.
X1:167 X2:548 Y1:490 Y2:516 I was born in 200 log cabins.
X1:199 X2:516 Y1:495 Y2:516 And this here is Frankie.
X1:126 X2:589 Y1:450 Y2:516 He thinks he's a lunchroom worker. So they put him here.
X1:152 X2:566 Y1:450 Y2:516 - How's working the lunchroom? - All right.
X1:274 X2:442 Y1:495 Y2:516 Poor Frankie.
X1:260 X2:456 Y1:490 Y2:516 Change places!
X1:156 X2:559 Y1:455 Y2:516 I can't take much more of this. I want out of here!
X1:129 X2:587 Y1:451 Y2:516 Are you crazy? This is great. Electroshock whenever you want...
X1:130 X2:587 Y1:490 Y2:516 ...two Lincolns for every Napoleon.
X1:239 X2:476 Y1:490 Y2:516 Sweet light crude!
X1:155 X2:563 Y1:450 Y2:516 But I'm not a robot! I don't like having disks crammed into me.
X1:134 X2:580 Y1:450 Y2:516 Unless they're Oreos, and only in the mouth. Don't you see? I'll die!
X1:205 X2:509 Y1:456 Y2:516 Quit your bellyaching and take it like a robot.
X1:260 X2:456 Y1:490 Y2:516 Change places!
X1:155 X2:562 Y1:450 Y2:516 They say you're making strides with your exploding problem.
X1:209 X2:508 Y1:490 Y2:516 Well, the way I see it...
X1:121 X2:593 Y1:450 Y2:516 Get me out. I'd have starved if not for that sick vending machine robot.
X1:238 X2:476 Y1:495 Y2:516 Give me! Give me!
X1:149 X2:569 Y1:455 Y2:516 Poor Fry. He's got the munchies for freedom.
X1:166 X2:549 Y1:450 Y2:516 We're trying. We petitioned the governor...
X1:117 X2:603 Y1:450 Y2:516 ...but he doesn't want to appear soft on those falsely imprisoned.
X1:111 X2:604 Y1:451 Y2:516 At least I have friends on the outside. Bender's been no help at all.
X1:213 X2:502 Y1:489 Y2:516 No, seriously, I'm not.
X1:089 X2:626 Y1:495 Y2:516 You should be more ashamed than usual.
X1:106 X2:611 Y1:450 Y2:516 Lighten up, honey. I'm getting through a difficult time using humor.
X1:160 X2:554 Y1:456 Y2:516 Visiting hours are over. Time for our medication disks.
X1:133 X2:583 Y1:489 Y2:516 Help me! For God's sake, help me!
X1:115 X2:599 Y1:450 Y2:516 Don't worry, Fry. I too once spent a nightmarish time in a robot asylum.
X1:138 X2:577 Y1:489 Y2:516 But now it's nearly over. So long.
X1:121 X2:595 Y1:451 Y2:516 Thirty days, September, April, June. Peanut butter. What am I gonna do?
X1:101 X2:617 Y1:493 Y2:516 Oh, God! What? What? What is it now?
X1:201 X2:515 Y1:451 Y2:516 - You are being released. - Finally! Sweet justice!
X1:226 X2:489 Y1:490 Y2:516 Sweet, juicy justice!
X1:215 X2:500 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Not you. Him. - Me? What a surprise!
X1:112 X2:604 Y1:456 Y2:516 - Look! I barely exploded at all. - We can control that with medication.
X1:194 X2:524 Y1:456 Y2:516 Fry? Are we ready to meet our new roommate?
X1:124 X2:594 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Hi, Red! - Roberto? What are you doing here?
X1:111 X2:604 Y1:451 Y2:516 - I got busted robbing that bank again. - Why the same bank twice?
X1:152 X2:563 Y1:451 Y2:516 That first time was just to case the joint and rob it a little.
X1:149 X2:568 Y1:494 Y2:516 What's the matter? You scared?
X1:117 X2:599 Y1:450 Y2:516 Noticeably? I'll say. Now stand back. I gotta practice my stabbing.
X1:146 X2:570 Y1:490 Y2:516 No! Please! Help! Stop it! Police!
X1:181 X2:535 Y1:451 Y2:516 Hey, keep it down in there! I'm tuning my banjo!
X1:188 X2:526 Y1:451 Y2:516 Jeez, Red. Quit cowering. You call yourself a robot?
X1:256 X2:459 Y1:494 Y2:516 I'm not a robot!
X1:256 X2:459 Y1:494 Y2:516 I'm not a robot!
X1:121 X2:595 Y1:451 Y2:516 In answer to your question, Hermes, yes, your friend is cured.
X1:256 X2:460 Y1:495 Y2:516 Oh! Thank God!
X1:182 X2:535 Y1:451 Y2:516 Notice he no longer suffers delusions of humanity.
X1:136 X2:579 Y1:451 Y2:516 Affirmative. I feel nothing. I am a robot. Beep, beep, beep...
X1:105 X2:611 Y1:450 Y2:516 You've made a terrible mistake. He's a human being. Not a machine! Oh, Fry!
X1:164 X2:552 Y1:490 Y2:516 Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep...
X1:158 X2:557 Y1:456 Y2:516 Gonna sing a little tale About a battle called Waterloo
X1:266 X2:447 Y1:489 Y2:516 Bonjour, y'all!
X1:136 X2:581 Y1:450 Y2:516 Fry, just because you think you're a robot doesn't make you one.
X1:116 X2:600 Y1:455 Y2:516 I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. These clothes do.
X1:130 X2:587 Y1:456 Y2:516 I must be a robot. Why else would human women not date me?
X1:230 X2:486 Y1:493 Y2:516 Oh, lots of reasons.
X1:184 X2:531 Y1:490 Y2:516 Terminate noise exchange.
X1:130 X2:585 Y1:451 Y2:516 It is time for you to ingest sandwiches from my compartment.
X1:181 X2:534 Y1:490 Y2:516 Here we go. Just a minute.
X1:168 X2:544 Y1:451 Y2:516 And down the stretch, it's Daddy's Little Grandpa...
X1:153 X2:564 Y1:451 Y2:516 ... followed by Perennial Loser. Bringing up the rear, it's Lasty!
X1:247 X2:468 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Come on, Lasty! - Hey, Bender.
X1:196 X2:521 Y1:451 Y2:516 Roberto! What a surprise to see you in here!
X1:124 X2:594 Y1:450 Y2:516 Especially because I didn't squeal. Remember, I didn't squeal? Do you?
X1:126 X2:588 Y1:451 Y2:516 Yeah. Now lie down and play dead. And don't ham it up.
X1:155 X2:560 Y1:490 Y2:516 Sure. Anything for you, buddy.
X1:201 X2:515 Y1:451 Y2:516 Wait here, Bender. I need to get a disguise.
X1:205 X2:511 Y1:489 Y2:516 What's with the getup?
X1:106 X2:610 Y1:450 Y2:516 I'm in disguise 'cause I wanna escape. You in? Or do I gotta kill you?
X1:270 X2:445 Y1:494 Y2:516 I'm in! I'm in!
X1:197 X2:519 Y1:456 Y2:516 When were you planning the breakout?
X1:144 X2:571 Y1:489 Y2:516 I'm thinking, a few seconds ago.
X1:178 X2:538 Y1:489 Y2:516 Quick! Let's keep escaping!
X1:187 X2:527 Y1:490 Y2:516 Times two. Carry the one.
X1:155 X2:561 Y1:490 Y2:516 Oh, you sad, worthless human.
X1:195 X2:522 Y1:451 Y2:516 That was my anniversary gift from LaBarbra!
X1:162 X2:553 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Fear not, for I shall assist ye! - Robots don't say "ye."
X1:120 X2:597 Y1:451 Y2:516 Relax, mammal. My robotic software shall meet your calculatory needs.
X1:223 X2:494 Y1:490 Y2:516 What is this symbol?
X1:163 X2:551 Y1:450 Y2:516 That's a plus sign, you loony! Quit thinking you're a robot!
X1:279 X2:437 Y1:489 Y2:516 I'll show ye.
X1:182 X2:533 Y1:494 Y2:516 Stand back! I'm a tool-bot.
X1:097 X2:618 Y1:450 Y2:516 You're not a tool-bot or a food-mo-tron. You're not a robot of any kind.
X1:109 X2:607 Y1:450 Y2:516 Yes, I am. I simply haven't discovered my primary function yet.
X1:180 X2:535 Y1:490 Y2:516 Okay. This has got to stop.
X1:159 X2:557 Y1:450 Y2:516 I'll remind Fry of his humanity, the way only a woman can.
X1:153 X2:563 Y1:489 Y2:516 You're going to do his laundry?
X1:234 X2:482 Y1:490 Y2:516 Fry, this is for you.
X1:226 X2:490 Y1:454 Y2:516 - Beep. - Oh, for God's sake!
X1:196 X2:520 Y1:455 Y2:516 By a scallop's forelocks, what's with all the beer?
X1:166 X2:549 Y1:451 Y2:516 Alcohol fuels my power cells. And, as a mighty robot, l...
X1:323 X2:393 Y1:490 Y2:516 Beep.
X1:154 X2:561 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Thanks for helping me escape. - It was nothing.
X1:235 X2:481 Y1:490 Y2:516 It was not nothing!
X1:135 X2:580 Y1:451 Y2:516 I want to repay you. Let me get you something in here.
X1:137 X2:578 Y1:490 Y2:516 Hands up! This is a stickup again!
X1:148 X2:567 Y1:451 Y2:516 Wow. Hitting the same place three times? I admire your style.
X1:163 X2:553 Y1:451 Y2:516 Give me the remaining dough, the calendars and that pen.
X1:173 X2:543 Y1:451 Y2:516 Tear it so most of the beads are on my end!
X1:215 X2:500 Y1:494 Y2:516 Police. You're busted!
X1:198 X2:516 Y1:450 Y2:516 And don't try anything. This glass is laser-proof.
X1:288 X2:427 Y1:495 Y2:516 Fire lasers!
X1:270 X2:445 Y1:495 Y2:516 Duck! Lasers!
X1:146 X2:569 Y1:456 Y2:516 Come on! I got a place where I like to hide after crimes.
X1:215 X2:499 Y1:451 Y2:516 He looks like a little insane drunken angel.
X1:177 X2:539 Y1:451 Y2:516 Hey, everybody. Meet my good pal, Roberto.
X1:238 X2:477 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Hey, mon. - Nice to meet you.
X1:156 X2:560 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Come out with your hands up! - Hostages!
X1:192 X2:523 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Back off! I got hostages! - Hooray! I'm helping!
X1:137 X2:581 Y1:490 Y2:516 Do you have any better hostages?
X1:160 X2:557 Y1:450 Y2:516 To show them who's crazy, I'll execute some of you. You?
X1:177 X2:540 Y1:450 Y2:516 Ouch! That's going to bleed when my heart beats.
X1:224 X2:491 Y1:456 Y2:516 - Wait! Take me first! - Yes! Take her first!
X1:199 X2:517 Y1:456 Y2:516 Shut up! Stop telling me how to do this!
X1:276 X2:440 Y1:493 Y2:516 Oh, the fear!
X1:110 X2:607 Y1:450 Y2:516 I'm thinking of a number between one and 1 0. Guess it, and you die first.
X1:317 X2:399 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Go! - Okay.
X1:232 X2:485 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Fifty-six-ish? - Fifty-six? Fifty-six?
X1:110 X2:605 Y1:494 Y2:516 Man! Now that's all I can think about!
X1:210 X2:504 Y1:450 Y2:516 I'm gonna kill you, you no good, 56-ing...!
X1:154 X2:563 Y1:450 Y2:516 Don't kill me! I'm coming down with Stockholm Syndrome...
X1:275 X2:442 Y1:495 Y2:516 ...handsome.
X1:241 X2:475 Y1:493 Y2:516 Halt, fellow robot!
X1:170 X2:547 Y1:450 Y2:516 Hey, Red! You're just in time to join the hostage situation.
X1:126 X2:590 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Which side do you want to be on? - The side that kicks your metal ass.
X1:133 X2:582 Y1:489 Y2:516 Fry! Stay back! He's too powerful!
X1:143 X2:573 Y1:451 Y2:516 Negative, bossy meat creature. I now know my primary function:
X1:164 X2:552 Y1:451 Y2:516 I am a battle-droid, protecting the weak from crazy robots.
X1:133 X2:582 Y1:450 Y2:516 I'm not crazy! Don't call me crazy! I'm just not user-friendly.
X1:144 X2:572 Y1:450 Y2:516 Don't be a hero! It's not covered by the health plan!
X1:158 X2:560 Y1:450 Y2:516 Let's see how much of a robot you really are!
X1:211 X2:506 Y1:451 Y2:516 No knife can penetrate my skin-tanium armor.
X1:153 X2:562 Y1:451 Y2:516 Help! Help! He is a battle-droid! Somebody help me!
X1:153 X2:561 Y1:450 Y2:516 Mommy! I'm sorry I spilled the transmission fluid, Mommy.
X1:211 X2:507 Y1:450 Y2:516 No, no! Don't weld me to the wall, Mommy!
X1:216 X2:501 Y1:450 Y2:516 We're willing to listen to your demands.
X1:194 X2:524 Y1:451 Y2:516 Hey, baby. Wash that off before you put it back.
X1:304 X2:412 Y1:456 Y2:516 - Hooray! - Bravo!
X1:260 X2:454 Y1:490 Y2:516 You did it, Fry.
X1:182 X2:532 Y1:451 Y2:516 Congratulations, buddy. You're a credit to my race.
X1:242 X2:476 Y1:490 Y2:516 It was nothing. l...
X1:146 X2:569 Y1:455 Y2:516 Blood? Robots don't have blood. I must be a...
X1:112 X2:603 Y1:451 Y2:516 - A squid? - A human! Oh, my God! I'm a human!
X1:288 X2:427 Y1:490 Y2:516 Also good.
X1:187 X2:527 Y1:490 Y2:516 Thanks for saving us, Fry.
X1:135 X2:582 Y1:450 Y2:516 I'm gonna continue never washing this cheek again.
X1:095 X2:623 Y1:451 Y2:516 You may be wrapped in greasy skin, but inside you have the heart of a robot.
X1:252 X2:462 Y1:493 Y2:516 Thanks, Bender.
X1:162 X2:553 Y1:451 Y2:516 Just like inside me, I've got the heart of a human.
X1:317 X2:399 Y1:495 Y2:516 What?
X1:317 X2:399 Y1:495 Y2:516 What?
Facing Window 2003
Fahrenheit 451 (1966)
Fahrenheit 911 CD1
Fahrenheit 911 CD2
Fallen Angels 1995
Falls The CD1
Falls The CD2
Family Guy 01x01 - Death Has a Shadow
Family Guy 01x02 - I Never Met the Dead Man
Family Guy 01x03 - Chitty Chitty Death Bang
Family Guy 01x04 - Mind Over Murder
Family Guy 01x05 - A Hero Sits Next Door
Family Guy 01x06 - The Son Also Draws
Family Guy 01x07 - Brian Portrait of a Dog
Family Guy 01x08 - Peter Peter Caviar Eater
Family Guy 01x09 - Running Mates
Family Guy 01x10 - Holy Crap
Family Guy 01x11 - If Im Dyin Im Lyin
Family Guy 01x12 - Love Thy Trophy
Family Guy 01x13 - Death Is A Bitch
Family Guy 01x14 - The King Is Dead
Family Guy 03x01 - The Thin White Line
Family Guy 03x02 - Brian Does Hollywood
Family Guy 03x03 - Mr Griffin Goes To Washington
Family Guy 03x04 - One If By Clam, Two If By Sea
Family Guy 03x05 - And The Weiner Is
Family Guy 03x06 - Death Lives
Family Guy 03x07 - Lethal Weapons
Family Guy 03x08 - The Kiss Seen Around The World
Family Guy 03x09 - Mr Saturday Knight
Family Guy 03x10 - A Fish Out Of Water
Family Guy 03x11 - Emission Impossible
Family Man The
Family Viewing 1987
Fando y Lis
Fanfan le tulipe 2003
Fantomas Contre Scotland Yard
Far From Heaven
Far Off Place A 1993
Far away so close (1993) CD1
Far away so close (1993) CD2
Farewell Home sweet Home (Otar Iosseliani 1999)
Fargo - 1996 CD1 25fps
Fargo - 1996 CD2 25fps
Farscape - 1x01 - Premiere
Farscape - 1x02 - I ET
Farscape - 1x03 - Exodus From Genesis
Farscape - 1x04 - Throne for a Loss
Farscape - 1x05 - Back and Back and Back to the Future
Farscape - 1x06 - Thank God Its Friday Again
Farscape - 1x07 - PK Tech Girl
Farscape - 1x08 - That Old Black Magic
Farscape - 1x09 - DNA Mad Scientist
Farscape - 1x10 - Theyve Got a Secret
Farscape - 1x11 - Till the Blood Runs Clear
Farscape - 1x12 - Rhapsody In Blue
Farscape - 1x13 - The Flax
Farscape - 1x14 - Jeremiah Crichton
Farscape - 1x15 - Durka Returns
Farscape - 1x16 - A Human Reaction
Farscape - 1x17 - Through The Looking Glass
Farscape - 1x18 - A Bugs Life
Farscape - 1x19 - Nerve
Farscape - 1x20 - The Hidden Memory
Farscape - 1x21 - Bone To Be Wild
Farscape - 1x22 - Family Ties
Farscape - 2x01 - Mind The Baby
Farscape - 2x02 - Vitas Mortis
Farscape - 2x03 - Talking The Stone
Farscape - 2x04 - Crackers Dont Matter
Farscape - 2x05 - The Way We Werent
Farscape - 2x06 - Picture If You Will
Farscape - 2x07 - Home On The Remains
Farscape - 2x08 - Dream A Little Dream
Farscape - 2x09 - Out Of Their Minds
Farscape - 2x10 - My Three Crichtons
Farscape - 2x11 - Look At The Princess I - A Kiss Is But A Kiss
Farscape - 2x12 - Look At The Princess II - I Do I Think
Farscape - 2x13 - Look At The Princess III - The Maltese Crichton
Farscape - 2x14 - Beware Of Dog
Farscape - 2x15 - Wont Get Fooled Again
Farscape - 2x16 - The Locket
Farscape - 2x17 - The Ugly Truth
Farscape - 2x18 - A Clockwork Nebari
Farscape - 2x19 - Liars Guns and Money I - A Not So Simple Plan
Farscape - 2x20 - Liars Guns and Money II - With Friends Like These
Farscape - 2x21 - Liars Guns and Money III - Plan B
Farscape - 2x22 - Die Me Dichotomy
Farscape - 3x01 - Season Of Death
Farscape - 3x02 - Suns And Lovers
Farscape - 3x03 - Self Inflicted Wounds I - Coulda Woulda Shoulda
Farscape - 3x04 - Self Inflicted Wounds II - Wait For The Wheel
Farscape - 3x05 - Different Destinations
Farscape - 3x06 - Eat Me
Farscape - 3x07 - Thanks For Sharing
Farscape - 3x08 - Green Eyed Monster
Farscape - 3x09 - Losing Time
Farscape - 3x10 - Relativity
Farscape - 3x11 - Incubator
Farscape - 3x12 - Meltdown
Farscape - 3x13 - Scratch N Sniff
Farscape - 3x14 - Infinite Possibilities I - Daedalus Demands
Farscape - 3x15 - Infinite Possibilities II - Icarus Abides
Farscape - 3x16 - Revenging Angel
Farscape - 3x17 - The Choice
Farscape - 3x18 - Fractures
Farscape - 3x19 - I-Yensch You-Yensch
Farscape - 3x20 - Into The Lions Den I - Lambs To The Slaugher
Farscape - 3x21 - Into The Lions Den II - Wolf In Sheeps Clothing
Farscape - 3x22 - Dog With Two Bones
Farscape - 4x01 - Crichton Kicks
Farscape - 4x02 - What Was Lost (Part 1) - Sacrifice
Farscape - 4x03 - What Was Lost (Part 2) - Resurrection
Farscape - 4x04 - Lavas A Many Splendored Thing
Farscape - 4x05 - Promises
Farscape - 4x06 - Natural Election
Farscape - 4x07 - John Quixote
Farscape - 4x08 - I Shrink Therefore I Am
Farscape - 4x09 - A Prefect Murder
Farscape - 4x10 - Coup By Clam
Farscape - 4x11 - Unrealized Reality (Part 1)
Farscape - 4x12 - Kansas (Part 2)
Farscape - 4x13 - Terra Firma (Part 3)
Farscape - 4x14 - Twice Shy
Farscape - 4x15 - Mental As Anything
Farscape - 4x16 - Bringing Home The Beacon
Farscape - 4x17 - A Constellation Of Doubt
Farscape - 4x18 - Prayer
Farscape - 4x19 - We are So Screwed - Fetal Attraction (Part 1)
Farscape - 4x20 - We are So Screwed - Hot To Katratzi (Part 2)
Farscape - 4x21 - We are So Screwed - La Bomba (Part 3)
Farscape - 4x22 - Bad Timing
Farscape - The Peacekeeper Wars (Part 1)
Farscape - The Peacekeeper Wars (Part 2)
Fast And Furious
Fat Choi Spirit
Fate Ignoranti Le
Father of a Soldier (Rezo Chkheidze 1964)
Father of the Bride
Fear Dot Com
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fear of Fear (Rainer Werner Fassbinder 1975)
Feed the Kitty (1952)
Fellowship of the Ring The
Female Convict Scorpion Beast Stable 1973 Shunya Ito
Female Prisoner 701 Scorpion 1972
Femme Fatale (2002)
Fiances The 1962
Fierce Creatures (1997)
Fight Club CD1
Fight Club CD2
Fighter in the Wind
Fighting Fish 2004
Fille Sur La Pont La
Filles Uniques 2003
Film That Was Never Made A
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x01
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x02
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x03
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x04
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x05
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x06
Final Countdown The 1980 CD1
Final Countdown The 1980 CD2
Final Destination - New Line Platinum Series
Final Friday The - Jason Goes To Hell 25fps
Final Insult The
Final Nightmare The
Finders Fee (Jeff Probst 2001)
Finding Forrester 2000
Fire in the Sky
Firefly - Serenity (pilot)
Firefly 1x01 - The train job
Firefly 1x02 - Bushwhacked
Firefly 1x03 - Shindig
Firefly 1x04 - Safe
Firefly 1x05 - Our mrs Reynolds
Firefly 1x06 - Jaynestown
Firefly 1x07 - Out of gas
Firefly 1x08 - Ariel
Firefly 1x09 - War stories
Firefly 1x10 - Trash
Firefly 1x11 - The message
Firefly 1x12 - Heart of gold
Firefly 1x13 - Objects in space
Firemens Ball The 1967
First Great Train Robbery The 1978 CD1
First Great Train Robbery The 1978 CD2
First Men In The Moon 1964
First Power The
Fish Called Wanda A
Fisher King The
Fistful Of Dollars A
Fistful of Dynamite A CD1
Fistful of Dynamite A CD2
Five Easy Pieces 1970 CD1
Five Easy Pieces 1970 CD2
Flash Gordon CD1
Flash Gordon CD2
Flesh and Blood CD1
Flesh and Blood CD2
Flight Of The Intruder CD1 1991
Flight Of The Intruder CD2 1991
Flipper (1996) CD1
Flipper (1996) CD2
Flower of the Arabian Nights 1974 CD1
Flower of the Arabian Nights 1974 CD2
Flubber 1997 CD1
Flubber 1997 CD2
Fly Away Home
Fly The (Kurt Neumann 1958)
Fog of war The 2003 limited theatrical version
For A Few Dollars More 1965
For Scent-imental Reasons (1949)
Frasier 01x01 - The Good Son
Frasier 01x02 - Space Quest
Frasier 01x03 - Dinner At Eight
Frasier 01x04 - I Hate Frasier Crane
Frasier 01x05 - Heres Looking At You
Frasier 01x06 - The Crucible
Frasier 01x07 - Call Me Irresponsible
Frasier 01x08 - Beloved Infidel
Frasier 01x09 - Selling Out
Frasier 01x10 - Oops
Frasier 01x12 - Miracle On Third Or Fourth Street
Frasier 02x01 - Slow Tango in South Seattle
Frasier 02x02 - The Unkindest Cut of All
Frasier 02x03 - Commentary by Director David Lee and Writer Joe Keenan
Frasier 02x03 - The Matchmaker
Frasier 02x04 - Flour Child
Frasier 02x05 - Dukes We Hardly Knew You
Frasier 02x06 - The Botched Language of Cranes
Frasier 02x07 - The Candidate
Frasier 02x08 - Adventures in Paradise Part 1
Frasier 02x09 - Adventures in Paradise Part 2
Frasier 02x10 - Burying a Grudge
Frasier 02x11 - Seat of Power
Frasier 02x12 - Roz in the Doghouse
Frasier 02x13 - Retirement is Murder
Frasier 02x14 - Fool Me Once Shame on You Fool Me Twice
Frasier 02x15 - You Scratch My Book
Frasier 02x16 - The Show Where Sam Shows Up
Frasier 02x17 - Daphnes Room
Frasier 02x18 - The Club
Frasier 02x19 - Someone to Watch Over Me
Frasier 02x20 - Breaking the Ice
Frasier 02x21 - An Affair to Forget
Frasier 02x22 - Agents In America Part 3
Frasier 02x23 - The Innkeepers
Frasier 02x24 - Dark Victory
Freddys Revenge A
Free Willy 1993
Free Willy 2 - The Adventure Home
Free Willy 3 - The Rescue
French Connection II (1975)
French Connection The
Fresh Bait 1995
Friday Night (2002)
Friday the 13th
Friday the 13th Part 8
Friends - 02x03 - the one where heckles dies
Friends - 02x09 - the one with with phoebes dad
Friends - 02x11 - the one with the lesbian wedding
Friends - 02x13 - the one after the superbowl part 2
Friends - 02x15 - the one where ross and rachel you know
Friends - 02x16 - the one where joey moves out
Friends - 02x18 - the one where dr ramoray dies
Friends - 02x20 - the one where old yeller dies
Friends - 02x22 - the one with two parties
Friends - 02x24 - the one with barry and mindys wedding
Friends - 10x01 - TOW After Joey And Rachel Kiss
Friends - 10x02 - TOW Where Ross Is Fine
Friends - 10x03 - TOW Ross Tan
Friends - 10x04 - TOW the cake
Friends - 10x05 - TOW Rachels Sister Babysits
Friends - 10x06 - TOW Rosss Grant
Friends - 10x07 - TOW The Home Study
Friends - 10x08 - TOW the late Thanksgiving
Friends - 10x09 - TOW the birth mother
Friends - 10x10 - TOW Chandler Gets Caught
Friends - 10x11 - TOW The Stripper Cries
Friends - 10x12 - TOW Phoebes Wedding
Friends - 10x13 - TOW Joey Speaks French
Friends - 10x14 - TOW Princess Consuela
Friends - 3 22 - The One With the Screamer
Friends - 3x01 - The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy
Friends - 3x02 - The One Where No Ones Ready
Friends - 3x03 - The One With the Jam
Friends - 3x04 - The One With the Metaphorical Tunnel
Friends - 3x05 - The One With Frank Jr
Friends - 3x06 - The One With the Flashback
Friends - 3x07 - The One With the Race Car Bed
Friends - 3x08 - The One With the Giant Poking Device
Friends - 3x09 - The One With the Football
Friends - 3x10 - The One Where Rachel Quits
Friends - 3x11 - The One Where Chandler Cant Remember
Friends - 3x12 - The One With All the Jealousy
Friends - 3x13 - The One Where Monica and Richard
Friends - 3x14 - The One With Phoebes Ex-Partner
Friends - 3x15 - The One Where Ross and Rachel Take
Friends - 3x16 - The One the Morning After
Friends - 3x17 - The One Without the Ski Trip
Friends - 3x18 - The One With the Hypnosis Tape
Friends - 3x19 - The One With the Tiny T-Shirt
Friends - 3x20 - The One With the Dollhouse
Friends - 3x21 - The One With a Chick and a Duck
Friends - 3x22 - The One With the Screamer
Friends - 3x23 - The One With Rosss Thing
Friends - 3x24 - The One With Ultimate Fighting Champ
Friends - 3x25 - The One at the Beach
Friends - 4x01 - The One With the Jellyfish
Friends - 4x02 - The One With the Cat
Friends - 4x03 - The One With the Cuffs
Friends - 4x04 - The One With the Ballroom Dancing
Friends - 4x05 - The One With Joeys New Girlfriend
Friends - 4x06 - The One With the Dirty Girl
Friends - 4x07 - The One Where Chandler Crosses
Friends - 4x08 - The One With Chandler in a Box
Friends - 4x09 - The One Where They are Going
Friends - 4x10 - The One With the Girl from
Friends - 4x11 - The One With Phoebes Uterus
Friends - 4x12 - The One With the Embryos
Friends - 4x13 - The One With Rachels Crush
Friends - 4x14 - The One With Joeys Dirty Day
Friends - 4x15 - The One With All the Rugby
Friends - 4x16 - The One With the Fake Party
Friends - 4x17 - The One With the Free Porn
Friends - 4x18 - The One With Rachels New Dress
Friends - 4x19 - The One With All the Haste
Friends - 4x20 - The One With All the Wedding Dresses
Friends - 4x21 - The One With the Invitation
Friends - 4x22 - The One With the Worst Best Man Ever
Friends - 4x23 - The One With Rosss Wedding - part 1
Friends - 4x24 - The One With Rosss Wedding - part 2
Friends - 5x01 - The One After Ross Says Rachel
Friends - 5x02 - The One With All the Kissing
Friends - 5x03 - The One Hundreth
Friends - 5x04 - The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
Friends - 5x05 - The One With the Kips
Friends - 5x06 - The One With the Yeti
Friends - 5x07 - The One Where Ross Moves In
Friends - 5x08 - The One With All the Thanksgivins
Friends - 5x09 - The One With Rosss Sandwich
Friends - 5x10 - The One With the Inappropiate Sister
Friends - 5x11 - The One With All the Resolutions
Friends - 5x12 - The One With Chandlers Work Laugh
Friends - 5x13 - The One With Joeys Bag
Friends - 5x14 - The One Where Everyone Finds Out
Friends - 5x15 - The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey
Friends - 5x16 - The One With the Cop
Friends - 5x17 - The One With Rachels
Friends - 5x18 - The One Where Rachel Smokes
Friends - 5x19 - The One Where Ross Cant Flirt
Friends - 5x20 - The One With the Ride-Along
Friends - 5x21 - The One With the Ball
Friends - 5x22 - The One With Joeys Big Break
Friends - 5x23 - The One in Vegas
Friends - 6x01 - The One After Vegas
Friends - 6x02 - The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
Friends - 6x03 - The One With Rosss Denial
Friends - 6x04 - The One Where Joey Loses His
Friends - 6x05 - The One With Joeys Porsche
Friends - 6x06 - The One On the Last Night
Friends - 6x07 - The One Where Phoebe Runs
Friends - 6x08 - The One With Rosss Teeth
Friends - 6x15
Friends 7x01 - The One with Monicas Thunder
Friends 7x02 - The One With Rachels Book
Friends 7x03 - The One With Phoebes Cookies
Friends 7x04 - The One With Rachels Assistant
Friends 7x05 - The One With The Engagement Picture
Friends 7x06 - The One With The Nap Partners
Friends 7x07 - The One with Rosss Library Book
Friends 7x08 - The One Where Chandler Doesnt Like Dogs
Friends 7x09 - The One With All the Candy
Friends 7x10 - The One With The Holiday Armadillo
Friends 7x11 - The One With All The Cheesecakes
Friends 7x12 - The One Where They are Up All Night
Friends 7x13 - The One Where Rosita Dies
Friends 7x14 - The One Where They All Turn Thirty
Friends 7x15 - The One With Joeys New Brain
Friends 7x16 - The One With the Truth About London
Friends 7x17 - The One With the Cheap Wedding Dress
Friends 7x18 - The One With Joeys Award
Friends 7x19 - The One With Ross and Monicas Cousin
Friends 7x20 - The One With Rachels Kisses
Friends 7x21 - The One With the Vows
Friends 7x22 - The One With Chandlers Dad
Friends 7x23 - The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding Part 1
Friends 7x24 - The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding Part 2
Friends 9x01 - The One Where No One Proposes
Friends 9x02 - The One Where Emma Cries
Friends 9x03 - The One With The Pediatrician
Friends 9x04 - The One With The Sharks
Friends 9x05 - The One With Phoebes Birthday Dinner
Friends 9x06 - The One With The Male Nanny
Friends 9x07 - The One With Rosss Inappropriate Song
Friends 9x08 - The One With Rachels Other Sister
Friends 9x09 - The One With Rachels Phone Number
Friends 9x10 - The One With Christmas In Tulsa
Friends 9x11 - The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work
Friends 9x12 - The One With Phoebes Rats
Friends 9x13 - The One Where Monica Sings
Friends 9x14 - The One With The Blind Dates
Friends 9x15 - The One With The Mugging
Friends 9x16 - The One With The Boob Job
Friends 9x17 - The One With The Memorial Service
Friends 9x18 - The One With The Lottery
Friends 9x19 - The One With Rachels Dream
Friends 9x20 - The One With The Soap Opera Party
Friends 9x21 - The One With The Fertility Test
Friends 9x22 - The One With The Donor
Friends 9x23-24 - The One In Barbados 1 2)
Frisson des vampires Le
From Beijing with love
From Dusk Till Dawn
From Dusk Till Dawn 3 The Hangmans Daughter
From Justin To Kelly (Special Edition)
Frusta e il corpo La
Fudoh The New Generation 1996
Fugitive The - The Chase Continues
Fukssvansen (Chop Chop)
Full Frontal 2002
Full Metal Jacket
Full Time Killer
Fun Movie (2002 Korean) CD1
Fun Movie (2002 Korean) CD2
Fun in Acapulco (Richard Thorpe 1963)
Funeral Parade of Roses
Funeral in Berlin
Fury The (1978)
Futurama 1x01 - Space Pilot 3000
Futurama 1x02 - The Series Has Landed
Futurama 1x03 - I Roommate
Futurama 1x04 - Loves Labors Lost in Space
Futurama 1x05 - Fear of a Bot Planet
Futurama 1x06 - A Fishful of Dollars
Futurama 1x07 - My Three Suns
Futurama 1x08 - A Big Piece of Garbage
Futurama 1x09 - Hell is Other Robots
Futurama 2x01 - A Flight to Remember
Futurama 2x02 - Mars University
Futurama 2x03 - When Aliens Attack
Futurama 2x04 - Fry and the Slurm Factory
Futurama 3x01 - Amazon Women in the Mood
Futurama 3x02 - Parasites Lost
Futurama 3x03 - A Tale of Two Santas
Futurama 3x04 - The Luck of the Fryrish
Futurama 3x05 - The Birdbot of Ice-catraz
Futurama 3x06 - Bendless Love
Futurama 3x07 - The Day the Earth Stood Stupid
Futurama 3x08 - Thats Lobstertainment
Futurama 3x09 - The Cyber House Rules
Futurama 3x10 - Insane in the Mainframe
Futurama 3x10 - Where The Buggalo Roam
Futurama 3x12 - The Route of All Evil
Futurama 3x13 - Bendin in the Wind
Futurama 3x14 - Time Keeps on Slippin
Futurama 3x15 - I Dated a Robot
Futurama 3x16 - A Leela of Her Own
Futurama 3x17 - A Pharaoh To Remember
Futurama 3x18 - Anthology of Interest Part 2
Futurama 3x19 - Roswell That Ends Well
Futurama 3x20 - Godfellas
Futurama 3x21 - Future Stock
Futurama 3x22 - The 30 Iron Chef
Futurama 4x01 - Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch
Futurama 4x02 - Leelas Homeworld
Futurama 4x03 - Love and Rocket
Futurama 4x04 - Less Than Hero
Futurama 4x05 - A Taste of Freedom
Futurama 4x06 - Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV
Futurama 4x07 - Jurassic Bark
Futurama 4x08 - Crimes of the Hot
Futurama 4x09 - Teenage Mutant Leelas Hurdles
Futurama 4x10 - The Why of Fry
Futurama 4x11 - Where no Fan Has Gone Before
Futurama 4x12 - The Sting
Futurama 4x13 - Bend Her
Futurama 4x14 - Obsoletely Fabulous
Futurama 4x15 - The Farnsworth Parabox
Futurama 4x16 - Three Hundred Big Boys
Futurama 4x17 - Spanish Fry
Futurama 4x18 - The Devils Hands are Idle Playthings
Fyra Nyanser Av Brunt CD1
Fyra Nyanser Av Brunt CD2