Since the Nicaraguan revolution...
...chaos has descended on tiny El Salvador, in Central America.
Today, 18 people were killed and 36 wounded...
...in a gun battle between demonstrators and the national police.
It started when students, workers and peasants linked to the guerillas...
...occupied foreign embassies and took over the National Cathedral.
So far, in two months, more than 3000 people have disappeared.
The government blames the murders on left-wing Marxist terrorists...
...while left-wing spokesmen point to the right-wing death squads.
You cannot walk in like this!
Good morning. You got some money for me?
- No, I have no money. - I want you out of here, okay?
- We cannot go out! - I want you out!
Look, I put up with this shit every month.
I want you, your crumb-snatcher...
...and your war hero, or whatever the fuck he is...
...I want him out of here!
Fuck your husband! You got no bucks... No bucks, no Buck Rogers, Boyle!
Wait until I've had my coffee, huh?
- You're disturbing my kid. - Better get your bitch!
Shit on your papers!
I've had it!
I cannot live like this no more!
Nancy, it's Richard. Listen...
- Richard who? - Boyle.
- Oh. - Richard Boyle, yeah.
I think El Salvador's gonna blow real soon.
With a new press card and two grand I can get some good stuff.
- No way. - Okay.
- How about a new press card? - Forget it.
- Come on, Nancy, please! - I gotta go.
We've had it with you. We gave you $2500 on that Lebanon gig.
- You fucked it away in Greece. - I can't take Muslim nightlife, okay?
You lose tickets, passports, you drink...
...and you're an embarrassment, Boyle.
I get the piece, don't I?
How about the IRA, "Tortured by the Brits in Belfast"?
And how about Cambodia, "The Last Man Out"?
Sidney Schamburg was having cocktails at the Plaza...
...and I was getting my ass kicked.
How about freezing my nuts off in the Khyber Pass? I got giardia.
- I was stapled to the toilet for weeks. - Remember El Salvador?
How about El Salvador? Didn't I call that one?
- Huh, Nancy? Come on. - Bye.
- Hey, come on. - Get the fuck out of here, will you?
Not you, Nancy. Nancy? I'm sorry. Nancy?
Nice work, you piece of...
Larry, I need another favor.
I gotta be at the airport in an hour for Beirut.
This is serious. For old times' sake.
You gotta give me $500 to go to El Salvador, $400...
They'll kill you if you go back there.
I need money, not a lecture.
Okay, $300. l'll meet you at Pan Am in 40 minutes.
Take the quarter. Such a fucking hurry.
Mr. Boyle, your license has been revoked.
You're driving without a license, registration or insurance.
You've got four outstanding speeding tickets, all gone to warrant.
You've got 43 unpaid parking tickets.
- Jesus. - Nothing is legal about your car.
- Even your press card is out-of-date. - Out-of-date?
- Damn. - I'm taking you in.
No... Oh, I'm not that Richard Boyle.
This happens all the time.
- There's another Richard... - Give me your other hand.
Have some humanity, officer. I just...
You, come here. You, come on.
- Thanks for getting me out. - Come on and get your car.
Look, they got Bagel. The Nazis busted Bagel.
They're gonna gas him. Get your car.
I don't have my car, Doc, I need $75 to get it out.
Shit, I just paid $125 to get you out!
- Here, this is all I got. - Thank you.
Come on before they drop the pellet.
It's just a fucking dog.
It's my dog!
Faster, Richie, will you?
I don't even have a license. They'll throw away the key.
- How long has he been there? - I don't know.
I left him with shit friends.
They're not gonna gas the poor dog, okay?
Everything's turned to shit, Miriam's thrown me out, man.
She says I'm too old to be a disc jockey.
She wants me to sell computers in Silicon Valley, you believe that?
I can't take these yuppie women.
With the Walkmans and the running shoes...
...and the "rather go to aerobics than fuck," forget about it.
They got pussy exercises too.
Latin women, they're totally different.
They're kind and understanding.
Look at Claudia. She doesn't give a shit what I do...
- Yeah. - Primo.
Best thing about them is they don't speak English.
Richie, can I crash at your place tonight?
I got no place to go. I'll sleep in the shower, toilet, doesn't matter.
Light up another joint, Doc. I got some bad news.
- I don't got a place. - Huh?
We're evicted. We were gonna stay with you and... Bosco.
- Bagel? - Bagel.
You mean I gave you my last $200 and I got no place to stay?
- Hey, Doc... - That's great.
Now what am I supposed to do? I'm in deep shit.
Man, I should've just left you in jail.
Move over, move over!
Another yuppie in a fucking Oldsmobile.
This town is full of goddamn yuppies.
Where's my dog?
What does he look like?
- Oh, yeah, I know this dog. - Where is he?
- Bagel! - Excuse me.
Sir? Excuse me.
No, that's not your dog.
We had to put your dog to sleep.
We keep the dogs around 14 days. We kept him more.
- You put him to sleep? - Yeah.
When's he going to wake up?
You killed him, didn't you? You gassed him.
We gave him an injection. It's much more humane...
What kind of humanity is that?
You're a murderer, you know that?
I can't believe it.
That was my only relationship, my best friend. Seven years.
My marriage only lasted five.
- It's not just! - I'm really sorry.
Would you like some puppies?
- My dog's leash. - I'm sorry.
Doc, she can't do anything. Now come on, okay?
What's it say?
"Fuck you" in Italian.
Shit, she's gone back to Italy to her parents, goddamn it.
That's too bad, Richie.
Well, at least she left the TV.
It was a marriage made in hell.
I'm sure gonna miss my boy.
Maybe she'll be back.
Who could leave all this?
- Where we going now? - Guatemala.
- Where we going now? - Guatemala.
No cops, no laws, sun, it's cheap.
No yuppies. Great dope.
Look at you, will you? You are like a walking museum of the '60s.
What the fuck are you?
I'm a forward-thinking human being.
I know about life. I explore things.
Being a journalist, you're in touch with reality.
You come off with this journalism bullshit all the time, you know that?
I haven't seen one goddamn article that you've written.
I wrote a book. Flower of the Dragon.
Flower of the Dragon was ten years ago!
It was a big exposé.
Ten years ago. What have you written since?
What are you talking about? I've written articles.
I have one in a newspaper in El Salvador about guerillas.
Oh, the one in El Salvador? I read that, my whole family read it.
Everyone saw that article, Boyle.
You said Guatemala, man, not El Salvador.
Come on, I've never been out of the country.
They kill people here, Boyle.
You believe everything in the papers?
You'll love it here.
Give me the joint.
This is my last chance, man. I'm serious.
If I can get some good combat shots for AP, I can make some money.
- I could pay you back. - Better pay me back.
We'll head for La Libertad...
...the best surfing beach in the world.
Good times, kick back for a few months. It'll be fantastic.
You could live in this country for 300 bucks a year.
- What the fuck is this? - Mace.
- Mace? For what? - Wild dogs.
Yeah, wild dogs? That's bullshit. You've lied to me straight through.
Want me to be honest with you?
What are you doing with all these?
- Here you could have a life. - What are all these?
They come in handy.
You're gonna love it here, Doc.
- I'm going home, man. - You can drive drunk...
...and get anybody killed for $50. - I don't want to.
The best pussy in the world.
Where else can you get a virgin to sit on your face for seven bucks?
It better be the best pussy in the world...
...or I'm going home. - Two virgins for 12.
You're just lucky I'm fucked up, you know that?
Drugs? No prescriptions. They got stuff that keeps you hard all night.
All these people want to do is fuck.
I think we can get them down.
- Now you're talking. - You're such an asshole, Boyle.
You're gonna love this place.
You're gonna be in pig heaven, man.
- Why are they blocking the road? - Don't ask.
This ain't gringo-land.
Here, take this, be dumb, act cool, all right?
Is this some kind of tranquillizer?
Yeah, permanent one. Cyanide.
You're gonna be sorry when they cut off your balls...
...and stuff one in each ear.
You're so fucking dramatic, man. Jesus!
Who are these clowns?
- What the fuck? - Traffic accident.
- Oh God, man! - Relax, man, it's just some guy.
The road to Santa Ana is closed.
I understand, but Colonel Figueroa told me to give a present to you boys.
Get out of the car.
Whatever you do, Doc, whatever you do...
...don't get on the ground.
Jesus Christ, man, this is scary.
I can't believe this, man.
I'm a friend of Colonel Figueroa...
- Friends of Figueroa. - I'm a friend of Figueroa's.
Is that bad?
He's a friend of Figueroa's.
What's going on here, man?
I think they're checking cédulas.
What's a cédula?
Birth certificates, voting papers.
If you don't have a cédula, you're in deep shit.
Put your hands on your head.
We've stopped a truck load of suspicious campesinos.
He's probably a student, the worst thing you can be.
Why did you leave your papers at home?
I always leave them there. Please, sir.
Look, I'm a friend of Colonel Figueroa's.
Fucking ridiculous. I should've never bailed you out of jail, man.
- Who are your friends? - Communists!
Take off your glasses.
Holy shit! They're gonna fucking kill us now, Boyle.
I thought you knew your way around.
They're gonna kill us now, aren't they?!
They're gonna fucking kill us!
Shut the fuck up! Just be cool!
I don't know what they're gonna do.
This is it.
This is it.
You got any of those tranquillizers left?
COLONEL JULIO FIGUEROA
Commander 3rd Brigade, Infantry Santa Ana Garrison
How the hell did you get in here?
No periodistas are allowed.
I snuck in through Guatemala, colonel.
You're lucky you've got your huevos, you know that?
You look like shit.
Come with me.
You wash up.
You got some drinks, some food.
We got some nice tight pussy.
For my amigo here...
...he write me up in the American newspaper...
...like the Patton of El Salvador.
You were. It was the last great cavalry charge in history:
Your Soccer War with Honduras, '69.
All the way to Tegucigalpa.
Not since Attila the Hun have there been such amazing cavalry tactics.
This one takes it up the culo real nice.
How about this one? She take it up the culo too?
Libertad, Doc. End of the rainbow.
My asshole hurts, my dick burns...
You know, Richie, I don't know how to say this...
...but it's been fun traveling with you.
I'd like to catch a plane out.
Do you think you're gonna die?
I got the best doctor in town.
You have nothing to worry about once you get the shot.
It's a joke, it's a joke.
- What the hell's she laughing at? - Nothing.
Everything in there will clean you out.
If it doesn't, it'll kill you.
- What about a subscription? - All you need is an ass.
Don't pay her. I got credit here.
I gotta run.
That's a big fucking needle!
Now, come on, please. Just give me...
Son of a bitch!
Did you miss me? Did you miss me?
What a pretty girl.
They said you were dead.
Where's her father?
Let's go to the house.
You still drunk? You still crazy?
No, for you I stopped. No more alcohol.
At the casa, we'll see the television.
I know you have another woman in the north.
Is that you, Major Max?
You back from the dead, man?
I like your friend, Dr. Rock.
How bad is it here?
If I had one of those, I'd be a little better off.
You gotta be good-looking and rich.
- If you have a woman you have it made. - My ass hurts.
- Ricardo, can I have some? - Yeah, go ahead, go ahead.
Yeah, yeah, Guatemala gold.
Driving down this road, isn't it beautiful?
You want to go back home?
Everywhere I turn...
...dogs screwing other dogs...
...pigs in the street, it's like Baltimore, for chrissake.
How are we for cash?
You hungry? Want a hamburger?
Maybe just one before you take me to the airport.
I mean, I got a life there, even without Miriam.
I bailed you out of jail, you owe me a lot of money over the years...
...I wish you'd pay me so we can, like, part company, you know?
- John. - Rick!
I thought I'd find you here.
- I thought you were dead. - Do I look that bad?
Yes. I heard stories from Guatemala.
They pulled your toenails out...
Fucking Guatemala. Jesus.
- How was Beirut? - Fucking awful.
You gonna eat those fries?
Dr. Rock, John Cassady.
That was a great cover for Newsweek, John.
What happened? How come you split so fast?
What, from here? I had a beef with Major Max's boys.
They weren't happy about the torture chamber story.
Who's Major Max?
This guy's after you too, on top of everything else?
That was a year ago. They don't have computers.
- Get out of here. - I'm getting out.
First plane, I'm gone. I'm not kidding this time.
Get the fuck out of here!
I want my money, Boyle.
- What money? - I want the money you owe me.
- No bullshit! - You're on drugs. There is no money!
The transmission in Guatemala, gas, whores, the border ripoff.
You know at the border we had 70 colones?
You know how many we got left? 12.
How much is 12 colones?
- Four bucks. Three bucks. - Three American dollars?!
That's all we got left?
My dog is dead, Boyle.
Stop doing that! You know why he's doing that?
This is why. He drinks Tic Tack.
It's 17 cents a bottle.
You can't get rid of the guy.
He'll follow you anywhere. Want to go to Beirut?
Tell me what it has to do with me.
It's your yuppie liberal bullshit...
It has nothing the fuck to do with me, man!
I'm stuck in the middle of his fucking country, man.
I got the shits and I only got three fucking dollars!
I gotta get out of here, man!
Fuck you, Boyle. Fuck you.
He was this hitchhiker I picked up in Guatemala.
Look, John, I'm really sorry...
It's on Newsweek.
You want me to be honest with you?
I got fired by PNS, okay? And I could use a string real bad.
- Could you help? - There's no work here.
- Nobody cares about this war. - I care.
They're not just shooting the Indians.
Last week a Mexican TV guy got blown away...
...by their paramilitary groups.
They're shooting at us.
- Why don't you try Angola? - It's got no nightlife.
Hey, I can get you in with Figueroa.
I got carte blanche with his elite unit.
You still got the death-mobile.
Come on, Boyle.
Want to go out on dawn patrol?
Or are you too big of a media star these days?
- Let's go. - All right.
EL PLAYON Dump site for death squad victims
You haven't looked through a lens in a while.
Take some pictures. There's fresh bodies up there.
Have you got...
...a 24 or a 28 I could use?
You know what made photographers like Robert Capa great, Rich?
They weren't after money.
They captured the nobility of human suffering.
That was a great shot in Spain.
One flying through the air.
Yeah, but it was more than a body, Richie.
...why they died.
That's what Capa caught. He caught that moment of death.
You're right up there with him.
You're the best.
You gotta get close, Rich...
...to get the truth.
You get too close, you die.
...I want a shot like Capa.
I gotta go, man.
We gotta go.
I don't have to tell you to watch yourself, do I?
Alvarez's people are staked out at the Cathedral, nowadays.
l'll talk to him for you.
And Tom Kelly's the new ambassador.
- From Cambodia? - You should check him out.
I know him. He's a good man.
There's gonna be a party at the embassy on Tuesday for the election.
Cambodia was something, huh?
RAMON ALVAREZ Director of Human Rights Office...
...and spokesman for the Revolutionary Democratic Front
MAIN CATHEDRAL San Salvador
What's going on here?
This is where people find out about the disappeared.
- What did he say? - These people are from a land co-op.
They were evicted by police, so they're on strike.
I saw that in Zapata.
Carmen Sanchez. Hey, it's Ricardo.
Hi, how are you?
Did John Cassady talk to you about my going out with the guerillas?
Ramon, I need a break and I did a good story on you last year, remember?
Look, I'm not a travel agency for you guys.
I know, but if Max takes power, you'll need good press. I'd like to help.
There are 10,000 disappeared...
...and every day the list grows, and you pendejo...
...talk about good press.
...I got some shots this morning and maybe they can help you...
...from El Playon. I'm sorry, okay?
To the mountains?
Come back next week. I arrange it.
Oh, God. Thank you, Carmen.
- Hi, how you doing? - Oh, fine.
- It's good to see you back. - Good to see you.
Cathy's around somewhere.
You look awfully busy.
Yes. Parents missing, dead, lost.
These are some survivors from the massacre at the Sempa River.
I heard government helicopters fired as they crossed.
It's very bad now. Very bad.
It's very bad now. Very bad.
Madness on both sides.
The prettiest Colleen in all of El Salvador.
What are you doing here, you degenerate?
Back to see old girlfriends at the Noa Noa?
- You ruined that by converting them. - I try.
Need a ride to La Libertad tomorrow?
I can't, I got too much to do around here.
It's the wrong piece! lt's for an elbow!
I told Cleveland! lt happens every time! They promised.
Come on, Cathy. We'll have another shipment next month.
Anisetta can wait.
Can't you, darling?
Now you can go to any urban city and you can make it.
Try to halt the infiltration into the Americas...
...by terrorists, by outside interference...
...and those who aren't just aiming at El Salvador...
...but I think are aiming at...
...the whole of Central and possibly later, South America...
...and, I'm sure, eventually North America.
Can you believe that...
...the straight man to a chimpanzee will be the next president of the U.S.?
I mean, doesn't that depress you?
- Know what depresses me? - What?
- You! - I can accept that.
I can't! This is like a gig. I'm trying to make money.
How can I, with you yakking and hobbling around?
Go get something to eat or go to the pool and meet girls, will you?
- Stay out of my face! - Okay, I'm easy.
Yakking all the time.
...going for Ronald Reagan.
- Morgan. - I thought you were dead.
What brings you here? Reagan planning ahead?
Colonel Hyde, remember me?
COLONEL BENTLEY HYDE Senior Officer MILGROUP
U.S. Advisor Salvador Military
- Pacific News Service, Vietnam? - Bob Samuels, USAID.
How do you do?
Millicent Davies, US AFL-CIO.
Remember me, sir?
Yeah, I remember.
Last time I heard about you was when Thieu kicked you out.
Then Mr. Thieu got kicked out after me.
I never understood why you guys like the Commies so much.
If you were Vietnamese, you'd be in a reeducation camp pulling turnips.
I never really liked turnips very much.
And I'm not applying for Vietnamese citizenship.
They don't like that funny stuff you smoke, old buddy.
Why, you got some?
Colonel, let me ask you something. It's a big favor.
You think you could get me out on a Cazadore op?
If I get you out...
...what's in it for me?
These guys never change.
Vietnam. You know, Vietnam.
I mean, are we gonna invade here or what?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I was young during all that.
Look, I'm not supposed to talk to the press, okay?
And you're weird. So fuck off.
I'm not the press.
JACK MORGAN U.S. State Department Analyst
- Go with the guerillas? - With anybody.
The National Guard, the muchachos... Want a drink? Yeah, you do.
Something big is in the wind.
Rebels are getting weapons through Nicaragua.
They'll make a move soon, so any news or photos you could throw my way...
No, that's stuff's hard to prove and I hate doing that.
I'm not asking you to spook. Just show them to me first.
You'll publish them anyway.
I hear they're getting it from the black market, from government troops...
Last year. This year Castro's got them organized.
I'm not messing around. This is all Warsaw bloc stuff.
Jesus. Same old "Black Jack" Morgan.
You won't think it's a joke when they take this place.
Nicaragua was just the beginning. Guatemala and Honduras are next.
In five years you'll see Cuban tanks on the Rio Grande.
Give me a break. I'm more worried about Major Max on the Rio Grande.
Major Max may be running things here soon.
So you'd better watch yourself, sport.
Jesus. Hey, could you lend me 50 bucks?
- What? - 50 bucks.
Ambassador Kelly, how are you? I'm Richard Boyle, PNS.
I was the last man out of Cambodia. After Schamburg.
I wrote Flower of the Dragon. I'm a friend of Captain Moore's.
THOMAS KELLY U.S. Ambassador to El Salvador
Ambassador, does this Reagan thing pose a problem for you?
Let me grab a couple of shots.
General, have you met Mr. Doyle?
Hello. Nice to meet you. That's Boyle. Boyle.
ABC has projected the next president...
I gotta do a standup at 10, boiling all this down.
You couldn't go far wrong saying:
"With Reagan in the saddle, the guerillas are in deep shit."
That's lovely, Peter, but have you seen the Journal today?
Here. It's real rah-rah democracy, free elections, all that.
I think it's what the networks want tonight.
So, what's your sign?
That's really cute.
I thought it was "Slippery When Wet."
This article and you, Pauline, are 100 percent...
...and unequivocally full of shit.
Who's talking? You're so full of shit I can't believe it.
- I resent... - Know what I resent?
- I resent what we saw in Santa Ana. - What was that?
A kid shot in the head and hung because he didn't have his cédula.
- Know what a cédula is? - Yeah.
If you're gonna analyze a situation, analyze it right.
You don't have a cédula on election day, stamped, you're dead.
What kind of democracy is it when you have to vote...
...and if you don't you're branded a Commie subversivo.
These people would vote for Donald Duck...
...or whoever the local cop tells them because if they don't...
...this is what happens.
You're a real pro. That's why you can't last two weeks with a network.
Yuppies do a standup from the Camino Real, they think they got the story.
City lights, my ass.
"My Two Weeks in El Salvador" by Pauline Axelrod.
"Whoring Through El Salvador" by Richard Boyle.
Never with you, blowjob queen of New York.
You're kissing all the right asses, no wonder you're on the networks.
- Pauline, I'm sorry. - Fuck off!
Just be a sport. I'm an asshole!
I'm an asshole, all right?
Well, you don't have to worry about her.
She's gonna boil it down real good.
I put 500 mics of acid in her drink.
- Are you serious? - Yeah.
With Ronald Reagan sweeping the elections...
...here at the Camino Real Hotel...
Attention, residents of Escalon.
Ronald Reagan has been elected President.
Finally, we have someone in the White House with balls.
MAJOR MAXIMILIANO CASANOVA (aka Major Max)
Presidential Candidate and Former Director of Salvadoran Intelligence
The time has come for us, brothers...
...former members of Orden...
...patriots of the Maximiliano Hernandez Brigade...
...and brothers of La Mano Blanca.
These fucking priests poisoning the minds of our Salvadoran youth...
...are gonna be the first to bleed.
They are pig shit.
And this Romero is the biggest pig shit of all.
A shitfaced desecration of an archbishop.
And with this bullet...
...he will be the first to die.
For every one of our people we will kill 100 of them.
We will avenge the deaths...
...of the South African ambassador...
...of Foreign Minister Mauricio Borgenovo...
...of Roberto Cuoma...
...of Colonel Rosario, of Gutierrez and Molina...
...and of the Mayor of El Paraiso.
These subversives that have sold our country to the Communists will die.
Erlich, Zaun, Kelly, Duarte, et cetera, et cetera.
And these pseudo journalists sent by the Zionist-Communist conspiracy...
...to divide and confuse our people, they will die.
...who will be the one...
...to rid me of this Romero?
You will be famous.
As you well know...
...I stand for nationalism...
...law and order, and economic prosperity.
...I stand for Church and family...
...and a peaceful Salvador.
There you go. You like that?
Yeah, rock 'n' roll.
Your tab is way high. You owe me 400 colones.
I'm running a restaurant, not a bank.
I know, okay?
I got an NBC radio gig in the works...
...I got a CNN feed tomorrow, I'm hot again.
Have I ever stiffed you in 10 years?
l'll pay you the whole thing next week.
Okay. Don't tell Elena. She'll kill me.
Besides that, could you throw in 100 colones cash, walking around money?
In front of Maria, I don't want to look like a jerk.
- You're doing it to me again. - I'll make it 750.
...who are the masters of deception.
Christian Democrat green on the outside...
...Moscow red on the inside.
What a clown!
Listen to your conscience.
Who is inflicting more violence?
Carlos, come on. Get down.
This isn't funny. Come on.
I want to talk to you! Sit down.
It's getting dangerous here.
Yes, we're living in a bad time.
Like 1932 again, I detect a bad feeling in the air.
This stuff's like white lightening.
You keep drinking that, you'll end up in the street begging.
I'm not kidding you, you will.
You and your friends are really funny.
Yes, but you'd look better without your balls.
How 'bout I cut yours off.
Who are you? Get off the fucking car.
Who are you? Get off the fucking car.
How about some beers for everybody?
Get in the car, Doc.
Get in the car, Doc.
Let's go to the beach, I've got my pickup truck.
Me with you? Not even to church. Why don't you ask your mother?
Hey! What are you doing?
Get in the car.
Doc, get in the car.
Where'd you get all those marks on your face?
Couldn't keep your hands off the blackheads in high school?
Could be death squad, got it? Get in the car.
You can drop me here.
Where are you going?
I'm going with the guerrillas in the mountains.
What will your parents say?
It's not safe here anymore.
I go, okay?
You gonna join them?
In my country, amigo, there is no more God.
They took Carlos and Dr. Rock! They saw the marijuana!
Go in the house, l'll take care of it!
What are you talking about? lt's my brother!
I know it's your brother! l'll take care of it.
Now get in the fucking house!
l'll take care of it!
Get me the fuck out of here!
You want to live? Shut up.
They're marihuanos. Subversives.
Doc, go, go! Get out of here. Go.
Take him out.
And the other one?
No, he's a bad kid. No respect.
He stays here. Or you stay as well.
Carlos, just stay cool. l'll get you out.
- Hi, Cathy, how are you? - I'm fine.
- You look a little tired. - I'm fine.
- Ambassador, Richard Boyle. - Sir.
Good to see you again.
- You remember me? - I certainly do.
I'm sorry, but I had actually written two articles about you in Cambodia.
- Really? - "Fall of Phnom Penh."
I was the last American journalist out.
Schamberg gets his Pulitzer Prize, and I almost got cholera...
...but we saved 1100 refugees from the Khmer Rouge.
- Awful, what they did to that country. - Yes, it was.
Are you one of the people portraying them as the good guys for a while?
Yes, sir, I'm afraid I was wrong there.
But a lot of people were.
If these guys running around the hills took power...
...it'd be much worse than Pol Pot.
Are they as bad as Major Max and the Mano Blanco?
I don't know.
A killer on the right, God knows what on the left and a gutless middle.
Boyle, about your problem here...
Carol's checked the National Guard, the Treasury Police, the Army.
Nobody seems to know anything about this boy.
- Now we think... - With all due respect...
He didn't just disappear. Nobody disappears here. They got him.
Carol, have you checked Human Rights?
Fuck the Human Rights office! They rearranged this kid's molecules!
- Richard! - He's dying out there, those fucks.
He's just a kid! He's just a kid!
- Richard, please calm down. - Okay, I'm sorry.
Ambassador, look, his sister...
...she's my girlfriend. I've gotta get a cédula for her.
They could come tonight, take her away and kill her too.
Richard! That doesn't have anything to do with us.
You know the laws here.
She'll have to go back to her hometown.
- Where's she from? - Morazon, sir.
If she gets near there, the guards will kill her as a suspected G. Fuck!
l'll do the best I can, but it's very tough.
Everybody's in the same boat. Thousands of people want a cédula.
Let me ask you this: What if I married her?
Richard, you're already married.
Sir, I know you're busy. Thank you for your time.
But this is El Salvador. Suppose I just married her?
- I'll do whatever I can. I will. - Thank you, sir.
- Maybe you could talk to lmmigration? - Just let me see what I can do.
Joan and I want to see you at the Christmas party.
- Maybe I could keep in touch with you? - Yeah, sure.
- I give up on you. - What do you mean, give up?
- Every time I try to get something... - This guy, he liked me.
- What's up? - I gotta get Maria a cédula.
They can't find Carlos, but the ambassador is personally involved.
The thing is, though...
...you're in danger. Without a cédula they can grab you, comprende?
So I've been thinking about something, and what I think we should do...
- Marry me. - What?
We could have a family.
Duglas and Reina and you and me.
- And Carlos, what about him? - And Carlos, yes, when we find him.
- Si? - You already have a wife?
No, that's been over, six months. I got a divorce. I never told you.
- Hi, Boyle! - Just a second.
- Hey, Peter. - Atlanta's giving you a shot.
- If you fuck up this time... - Not a chance. That's great, man.
I want some real stuff on the G's.
- You set with Alvarez? - We're like this.
You got the camera, the crew, and the Arena press conference.
- Right, Major Max. - He's gonna declare for president.
I'm going to Venezuela, so you'll have to cover for me.
You're a mensch. Could you lend me fifty bucks, man? I'm low.
You don't change, do you?
- This is what we got here. - 100 would...
- 200 of them. - 200 colones?
Out of my own pocket, so no whores.
- Do a good job, Boyle. - Peter, you're a mensch, thanks.
- So what? - I can't marry a divorced man.
And you, Richard, are a bad Catholic in all ways.
How am I a bad Catholic?
- You're living in sin. - No, I'm not.
- You drink. - Okay, sometimes.
You sleep with many women.
- You smoke marijuana. - No, that was Rock's.
And you lie, you scheme and you scam.
What is good or decent about you?
What redemption can you expect?
Well, none. Okay, you got a point, I am a fucking weasel.
But think about this: lf I went to Church...
I haven't been to Church in 30 years, but we'd go to communion together...
Redemption, it'd be great! We could go to Archbishop Romero.
He knows me and likes me very much.
I could become a lay Catholic worker. It'd be wonderful, I could...
This redemption thing feels good. I feel cleansed already.
- You want some of this? - No, no more marijuana.
It's possible Archbishop Romero could annul my marriage to Claudia.
She was a Commie atheist anyway.
I'm gonna talk to him about this, seriously.
Very good man.
Man of the people. Man of God. He could win the Nobel Peace Prize.
Hey, what's this? Another demonstration, Boyle?
Calm down, take it easy...
I have orders to evacuate the plaza in five minutes. Do you understand me?
I have superior orders signed.
Why don't you stop the repression?
No matter... five minutes or violence.
Why don't you do something about the Disappeared?
Violence! You understand me?
Stop the repression!
Do you follow in the way of Christ?
Not exactly. I mean, in my heart, yes.
But I've done a lot of, you know...
...carnal sins, and...
...drunk a lot of alcohol, and done some drugs.
I've weaseled around in my life, trying to get the edge all the time.
But basically, I'm a good-hearted person.
I haven't done anything malicious in my life.
I haven't done anything great either.
I've tried to do things, find truths. I do love this woman.
- For her, I'd... - You'd change for this woman.
For this woman I'm willing to change. I mean not just...
If God gave me this woman...
...then there must be a God.
So if He knows what's right, then I'd do what's right by Him.
Just repent. Change your ways.
That's gonna be a little tough.
You love this woman, you will be willing to change.
Okay, I can still drink...
...and take a few hits from a joint once in a while, right? That's okay?
Twelve Our Fathers, ten Hail Marys, and an Act of Contrition.
Ask the Lord for forgiveness from your heart.
From my heart.
If I'd known this, I would've come earlier, before 33 years.
You should've come earlier.
- I'll come back. - Next time don't wait so long.
The governing junta has good intentions with their promises of land reform...
and their desire to control...
the so-called paramilitary forces in the Army.
But, sadly, it is a failure...
because the power within the junta is the Army...
and the Army itself is an obstacle to the reign of God.
They know only how to repress the people...
and defend the interests of the rich oligarchy.
I have called upon the United States, repeatedly...
to stop all military aid to this Army...
until it satisfactorily resolves the problems of the Disappeared...
and submits itself to civilian control.
When a dictatorship seriously violates human rights...
and attacks the common good of the nation...
When it becomes unbearable and closes all channels of dialogue...
When this happens, the Church speaks...
of the legitimate right of insurrectional violence!
We are poor. You in Washington are so rich.
Why are you so blind?
you must look to yourselves...
in this sad time for Salvador.
I wish to close with an appeal to the men of the Army...
and in particular, the National Guard.
Brothers, you are part of your people.
Yet you kill your own brothers and sisters.
But before a man may kill, the law of God must prevail.
And that law says, "Thou shalt not kill."
No soldier is obliged to obey an order against the law of God.
Violence on all sides is wrong.
Violence is wrong.
In the name of God, and in the name of this suffering people...
Whose laments rise to Heaven each day more tumultuous...
I beg you...
I ask you...
I order you in the name of God...
Stop the repression!
Arrest him for the murder of Archbishop Romero.
You will note, I did not agree with the bishop.
He sometimes got carried away with his politics.
He did not understand that with the Left in power...
...there will be no Church in this country.
And he will be out of a job.
In my book, it was the subversives that killed him.
No question. To provoke this atmosphere, this cause.
It's rumored that you're head of the death squads terrorizing the city.
Care to comment?
- You're pressing your luck, Boyle. - Nice going, Boyle.
I really resent that question.
Get the fuck off.
Why do you never ask the Communist leaders?
They are not the only victims. We have victims too.
They know there are no death squads in El Salvador.
The outrage of the people against the Communist threat...
...cannot be stopped or organized by anyone.
Sir, the polls show you trailing the Christian Democrats.
Are you sure you can capture both the Catholic and the woman's vote?
Bullshit question. Saves a tape.
Do you mind? I'm gonna buy it for my sister. Looks nice.
Oh, here he comes. Mr. Gomez?
Mr. Gomez, question, please.
Get him, get him.
No interviews with this piece of shit.
What are you gonna do about it, fatso?
This is not going to fly.
Think about your image.
Shit about your image. l'll cut your balls off, Boyle!
Do it yourself, huh?
Huh, you chicken shit?
Hi, you guys from Washington? Huh?
You're a real pro, Boyle.
Doc! Doc, where's Maria?
Boyle! They found Carlos, man.
- Where? - He's fucked up.
Over there, man, he's really fucked up bad.
- Maria, please. - Don't touch me!
He was acting stupid! Why blame me?
Ever since you've gotten here there's been nothing but problems.
It wasn't my fault!
Great going, Boyle. Have a drink.
I really love her, man. I mean...
...she and the kids were the only decent thing I ever had in my life.
I don't know why I'm living anymore.
That's all I got is 10.
- Fifteen. - I was only in there for five minutes.
That guy kept interrupting me.
I would have been out of there faster. All I got is 10.
l'll give you 50 percent interest.
- Know what you said? - Huh?
That you'd pay her in two menstrual cycles, you moron.
I'm sure you don't need it, and I can't say I approve, but...
...merry Christmas, Richard.
Get over here. Get over here.
Get over here.
Cathy, talk to Maria.
I need Maria. Talk to Father Paul. She listens to him.
You're old enough to be her father. Forget her.
I'm in love with her.
I love you, Richie.
Father Paul has to follow the papal orders, there's nothing...
I hate that. I hate when you do that so much.
- What about your other wife and kid? - She left me. She took my kid.
So you're going to bring Maria back with you?
What's she gonna do, Richard? Sell snow cones on Fisherman's Wharf?
Down here she has a purpose. Up there she's a fish out of water.
Yeah, I know.
You don't have enough money to support the kid you've already got.
I need to talk to you about my whole life, it's such a mess.
- It's disgusting. - You're disgusting.
What are you doing here?
- You're not making it as a journalist. - I'll make it again.
I will make it again.
The white hand's been painted on the parish house wall.
Your altar boy is dead.
Even the Peace Corps has moved out.
I love it here.
I just can't go back.
I know. I love it here too.
- Can you have dinner with me? - No.
- Tomorrow night? - No, I can't. Besides, you smell.
I'm going to the airport tomorrow. Two nuns are coming in.
- Be careful on the way to the airport. - Yeah.
Wait a minute, l'll walk you to your car.
- Merry Christmas, Richard. - Bye.
- You be good. - I will.
- I don't trust you. - I will be.
- Bye, sweetheart. - Bye.
Let's take a walk down by the beach, gringo.
I'm not going to the beach with you.
l'll tell you something else, I'm not only a fucking lrishman, I'm...
...l'm a fucking Viking.
l'll take as many of these creeps to fucking Valhalla as I can!
You got a big mouth. Major Max has got a present for you.
Come to the beach.
Come on, cocksucker, you'll have to fucking kill me!
You ain't fucking taking me alive! Come on!
You want to play a fucking game, Boyle?
Okay, first l'll take your arms...
...then l'll take your legs...
...then your balls. Sound like a fun game?
Okay, cocksuckers, how do you like these odds, huh?
You are an important man, Jefe.
A photograph for me?
Boyle, l'll be back for you.
Yeah, up yours too, Jack.
- How was Nicaragua? - Oh, bad.
There's no gasoline. People line up for hours to get food.
Worse than... Very, very destructive.
On the other hand, there's been no political execution of Somazastias.
I can't believe this. Get your passports ready.
What's the matter?
We have done nothing!
I'm a good friend of Ambassador Kelly. You'll be in a lot of trouble.
The bodies of four American women missing since Tuesday were found...
...here today, at a roadside grave...
...25 miles east of San Salvador.
The victims were identified as...
I just heard five guards did it for 15 colones and a bottle of Tic Tack.
And they got this clown mayor to sign the death certificates.
- Will he talk? - If we can keep him alive.
- What are the chances of that? - Slim to none, and he knows it.
He had no business signing without an autopsy.
I want to know if those bullets are rebel or government!
You knew Cathy well, didn't you?
What do you think?
Rumor has it they ran a roadblock and there was an exchange of gunfire.
He says the doctors won't do it because they don't...
- They don't have their masks. - Masks, huh?
Okay, pal. All right.
We're cutting off all aid as of today.
Sir, they were coming from Managua, and they were Communist-oriented.
Maybe they got spooked at the roadblock, maybe they were packing.
Pistol-packing nuns, my ass.
I knew Cathy. You can't sell me that shit.
General Garcia has assured me of a complete investigation.
Have the fox investigate the chicken coop, huh?
You must think I'm stupid, colonel.
I know all about you.
Reagan's team coming down here to talk to Max without checking with me.
It's all going in my report.
You gave a clear signal to the Arana people that resulted in this.
We want to do a real in-depth and sympathetic portrait.
For the first time our armies are united.
We now control a third of Chatalengo in the west...
COMANDANTE MARTI Nom de Guerre Field Commander, Rebel Army
...and Morazon Province in the east.
We want the people and all government troops to join our final offense.
We'll take all major cities.
Santa Ana, San Vicente, San Miguel.
Then San Salvador will fall.
And you think you're ready?
With 4000 troops, take all of El Salvador?
The Pentagon won't let it happen.
The will of the people and the march of history cannot be changed.
Not even by the Norteamericanos.
What does it say?
"Leticia cleans her gun."
- Careful on the way out. - Don't worry, I have experience.
- I'm serious. - Thanks.
- Good luck. - Okay, bye. Thank you.
This doesn't show much.
I stuck my neck out for you, Boyle. You're not too popular around here.
- Where were these taken? - I can't tell you, but it's old stuff.
Shotguns, bolt action rifles, captured Belgian FLNs.
Fifty cals, 120 mike-mikes taken from government troops.
- Any anti-aircraft stuff? Any SAMs? - Nothing.
How about it? How about a cédula for my woman and her two kids?
There's not much, or you're not saying everything.
What about recoilless rifles, RPGs?
They're in shit shape, getting nothing.
When will you believe what your eyes see...
...and not what Intelligence tells you to think?
We got AWACs, infrareds, statements from a defecting FRAN commandant...
...and enough military intel to prove 10,000 percent...
...that this ain't no civil war, but Commie aggression.
You've been lying about that from the beginning.
You've not presented one shred of proof to the American public...
...that this is anything but a legitimate peasant revolution.
Don't tell me about the sanctity of military intelligence.
Not after Chile and Vietnam. I was there, remember?
I personally resent that kind of shit.
Then resent it, okay?
You've lied about the advisers here.
- Lied about the trainers on TTY. - Bullshit!
You're lying about switching humanitarian assistance money...
...to Salvadoran military coffers.
It's a lie that this war can be won militarily, it can't.
Of course it can.
Calm down, Boyle. I'm sorry about this.
I'm not gonna listen to this wino journalist's left-wing Commie crap.
We know where this guy's sympathies lie. Why are we talking to him?
Look, Richard, you saw Martin.
We know they're starting some kind of an offensive.
I'm not a fucking spy for you guys.
Left-wing, colonel? Well, maybe.
But I'm not a Communist, and you guys are never able to tell the difference.
- Is that a fact? - Yeah.
I love my country the same as you. That may surprise you.
You're the ones who trained Major Max at the police academy.
You trained Jose Medrano and Rene Chacon.
Trained them to torture and kill, then sent them here.
What did Chacon give us? He gave us the Mano Blanco.
What are the death squads, but the brainchild of the CIA?
- You like that they're anti-Moscow. - Bullshit!
You let them close the universities, wipe out the best minds.
You let them wipe out the Catholic Church.
You let them do it all because they aren't Commies.
And that, colonel, is bullshit.
You've created a major Frankenstein.
We can control him.
Like you control the Major Maxes...
- Well, look who's here. - Hi.
What about Pol Pot and Castro? Are they any better?
Pol Pot and Castro? I don't know if they're better.
All I know is that some campecino who can't read or write...
...or feed his family, has to watch his kid die of malnutrition.
You think he gives a shit about Marxism or capitalism?
It was that kind of crap thinking that lost us Vietnam, this guilt shit.
You liberal assholes. What do you think the KGB's doing, huh?
Is that why you're here?
Some kind of post-Vietnam experience, like you need a rerun?
You pour $120 million in here and turn it into a military zone.
- So you can have chopper parades? - You're blowing it out your ass.
You're only bringing misery to these people.
I don't want to see another Vietnam.
I don't want to see America get another bad rap.
I lost my hearing in this ear over there, and for what?
Fifteen dollars a photo from Pacific News Service?
I did it because I believe in America.
I believe that we stand for something.
For a constitution.
For human rights, not just for a few people...
...but for everybody on this planet.
You gotta think of the people first.
In the name of human decency, something Americans are supposed to believe in.
You've got to try to make something of a just society here.
Look, Richard, it's all part of our national plan.
We do a lot of good down here.
I'm often asked by people like you to examine my conscience...
...and I do examine it. - And what do you find, Jack?
That whatever mistakes we make down here...
...the alternative would be ten times worse.
Maybe l'll just, like, forge a cédula for my girlfriend...
They're on the house.
There's something you should know.
My Salvo counterparts are mighty pissed about some periodistas...
...going out with the terrorists.
If they can catch one, they'll make a lesson out of him.
Look, l'll get out of your hair.
Just get me a cédula for my girlfriend and her two kids, I'm gone.
Getting a cédula for your whore is the least of your problems.
Personally, I don't give a shit if they kill you or not.
I happen to hate the species you belong to.
But I'm telling you, they're serious.
If I were you, I'd get my rubber shoes on and get to the airport.
You'll fit in here really well, you know that?
You sound just like another gangster.
...a panning shot for the beginning of the interview, okay?
Come over here.
- Can you tell me your name? - Sorry, we can't speak to the press.
Thank you, private. I appreciate it.
- Can you tell me your name? - No, I'm sorry, I cannot.
- How about where you're from? - Okay. Long lsland, New York.
Well, welcome to El Salvador, what do you think?
It's not bad, but I'm anxious to watch the Giants' game.
- Know where a TV is? - I don't know.
Excuse me, colonel. Pauline Axelrod, ANS News.
Does this signal a buildup of U.S. combat troops here in El Salvador?
Ma'am, these are not combat troops.
They're trainers, officially authorized by Congress.
- No further comment. - Thank you, sir.
This is Pauline Axelrod, ANS News, San Salvador.
Listen, you got one thing going for you...
...and that's Maria still cares about you.
If I were you, I'd straighten out my act and go back to her on my knees.
All right, just trying to help you.
- Wilma! Hi, how are you? - Fine.
Boyle, did you meet Wilma?
- Is this Wilma from the Panama Club? - Well, she straightened up her act.
And look at this.
Bagel II, huh?
That's great, Doc.
- Come on. Let's go. - She wants to take me shopping.
- Do something about these drinks? - Let me... Just a couple bucks.
- What's this? - She had a long career.
- Thanks. - See you.
- Rich, you still got your wheels? - Yeah.
The G's just hit Santa Ana.
- Wait, I gotta stop in the Libertad. - No.
- I gotta see Maria. - No.
Then go without me.
All right, come on.
Oh, fuck me.
John, wait! Shit.
You crazy fucking fool! You're not that magic!
Today I am, Boyle.
The Sandanistas have entered the war. Equipment's being unloaded at Fonteca.
- Possibly troops too. - Any backup?
No time. Santa Ana's fallen. The country's split.
The First Army's wiped out. It's deteriorating very fast.
El Salvador will fall in 48 hours.
In 24. Their air force has no ammo, no gas.
We restore military aid or go to Phase Three.
The 82nd Airborne's on alert and Marines are in position.
- God almighty. - What do you want to do?
I won't get steamrolled into this. Get substantiation on Nicaragua.
That would take days.
If we don't give the order to evacuate soon...
...I can't be responsible for the safety of the embassy...
...or the American community here.
...we know you're leaving in a few days, that's not the issue.
The issue is, do you want to go down in the history books...
...as the man who lost El Salvador?
That's hardly the issue!
We're talking about human lives!
We're not playing some computer game!
Jesus, history books!
The line is dead, sir.
Where the fuck are the Americans?
...you have a decision to make.
l'll recommend that we restore all military aid.
Give the order to release the fuel and arms runs to llopango.
Figueroa's broken through.
They're coming! Tanks!
Don't let Figueroa pass! l'll hold the front.
- What about the prisoners? - I'll take care of them.
My 120's fucked up.
Can you lay two more rolls of Tri-X on me?
Is this your justice?
It's necessary. Get them out of here.
You've become just like them!
This is war! You don't have the stomach for it...
You've become just like them.
Oh, fucker! Fucker!
You believe this?
Oh, Jesus, God.
Oh, God, John.
Why'd you want to put your...
Can you breathe?
Can you breathe?
Can you breathe?
I got the shot, Boyle.
You got the shot.
- Take it to New York. - I'll get it to New York.
Oh, Jesus, God.
You got the magic shot.
You got it. You're the best.
We fucked up, didn't we?
Don't wipe it on your thing, clean it!
Rich, you okay?
Doc, give me a Valium, anything.
I got something for you.
- Here's two. - Thank you.
Goddamn, that looks horrible.
Hey, hey! Where you going?
Where you going?
- Is it okay? - It's all right. It'll be all right.
I got some good news for you.
Look, the bruja gave me some cédulas for Maria and the kids.
She did a pretty good job.
And look, I got your exit visa forged too.
She kind of fucked up on that, but I think it's gonna be all right.
- Thank you. - It'll work.
You gotta get out of here, man.
The police were over at Roberto's looking for you.
They say you're in the country illegally.
Roberto said he thinks you're dead.
You got to get out of here.
When we get there, hang back.
If there's any trouble, call Kelly.
If Kelly's gone, Morgan will help. Got it?
I heard you the first time. I know.
Take care, don't stay here too long.
Don't become a Tic Tack monster. They kill people here.
You believe everything you read in the papers?
l'll miss you, Doc.
l'll miss you too.
Is that my watch?
Give it to me for the border.
Cheap son of a bitch.
Say hi to gringo-land for me, all right?
You guys be careful.
Look, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? Lt was a rush job.
I have to get to America. I'm an important journalist.
CBS. Big shot.
It's very important.
Where's he going?
Capital. You know... Oh, God.
I have a very important appointment in the capital...
...with Ambassador Kelly and Mr. Jose Duarte.
Why don't you hold that...
I'm a big fan of the Raiders, actually.
The ambassador, you know? United States Embassy.
I like the White Hand a lot.
Tremble, tremble, Communists, with the instincts of animals...
The Mano Blanco doesn't hate you, but you make trouble for Mr. Gomez.
Willie Gomez is a friend of mine.
That's why he wants you dead?
Oh, God, not that film!
That's the best war film of the year!
Cassady died getting it, you motherfucker!
He died getting that film!
He died getting that film!
Fuck you! Fuck you, cocksuckers!
Boyle is about to fucking die.
And if he does, if he does...
...your next job will be in Rwanda counting fucking spears, understand?!
Get the ambassador on the phone!
Okay, I'm not kidding.
I got $50,000 in traveler's checks.
They're hidden, like, two kilometers from here.
You lie, you stupid gringo.
Don't castrate him in here. You'll make a mess. Shoot him.
You tell General Martinez...
...that I am still the ambassador to this country for another day.
I want those people out of there now...
...or l'll make it the worst day of his fucking life. You got that?
Okay, fuck it.
Let's get it over with.
Are you kidding?
A little American trick here.
You know what that means? You're all stupid cocksuckers.
I hope you get anal herpes.
Where've you been?
We just went to Nogales for the afternoon with the family.
- Did you take the roast out? - Yes, I took care of it.
When are we going to Disneyland?
I don't know, next month. He's getting spoiled, I'm telling you.
- Okay. Next? - Great. Thanks.
I always dreamed to come to California.
It's a wacko joint.
Not like El Salvador.
You can be what you want, do what you want...
...as long as you got the money.
Maybe l'll get some of my Salvador stories published.
I could write a story on John.
I think we're gonna be okay.
I think we're gonna be okay.
Why are we stopping here?
Please don't be alarmed, just a routine lmmigration check.
May I see your I.D., sir?
Yeah, sure. Will a driver's license do?
We just went to Nogales for the day.
Is that right? Are you his wife?
- What is he saying? - Yes, she is. Is there a problem?
- May I see some identification? - What is he saying?
What is the problem here? Look, she's with me.
She's been through hell.
I'm a journalist, she's my researcher. I don't understand the problem.
Come with me. Bring your children.
Wait a minute. What are you doing?
Sit down, sir, please.
- Wait a minute. - Hey, sit down.
l'll sit down, but she's...
Richard, stop it. I go.
- But Maria, wait. - I go. I be all right.
Just take care of yourself.
If you send her back, they will kill her, rape her and mutilate her.
If you send her back there...
If you send the kids, they'll kill them.
You don't know what it's like!
- You're under arrest. - You have no idea what it's like!
- Move it! - You have no idea!
Three illegals. One female Latino...
...and two children.
Bringing them in.
One WMA. One Boyle, Richard...
Get him in.
SNL Best Of Eddie Murphy 1998
S Diary 2004
Sahara (with Michael Palin) ep1
Sahara (with Michael Palin) ep2
Sahara (with Michael Palin) ep3
Sahara (with Michael Palin) ep4
Sahara (with Michael Palin) video diary bonus
Sahara interview with Michael Palin
Salaam Bombay CD1
Salaam Bombay CD2
Salaam Cinema 1995
Salems Lot 2004 CD1
Salems Lot 2004 CD2
Salesman - Albert and David Maysles (1969)
Salo Or The 120 Days Of Sodom
Salton Sea The
Salvatore Giuliano (Francesco Rosi 1961) CD1
Salvatore Giuliano (Francesco Rosi 1961) CD2
Samsara 1991 CD1
Samsara 1991 CD2
Samurai - Miyamoto Musashi - 03 - Duel at Ganryu Island
Samurai 2 (1955)
Samurai 3 - Duel At Ganryu Island 1956
Samurai Assassin 1965
Sanbiki No Samurai 1964
Sand Pebbles The CD1
Sand Pebbles The CD2
Sands of Iwo Jima
Santa Claus 2
Sante Trap The
Saragossa Manuscript The (1965) CD1
Saragossa Manuscript The (1965) CD2
Satans Brew 1976
Saturday Night Fever CD1
Saturday Night Fever CD2
Satyajit Ray - Apu Trilogy 2 Aparajito (1957)
Sauvage Innocence 2001 CD1
Sauvage Innocence 2001 CD2
Savage Innocents The 1959
Savage The (2003)
Save The Green Planet (2003) CD1
Save The Green Planet (2003) CD2
Saving Private Ryan CD1
Saving Private Ryan CD2
Saving Private Ryan CD3
Saving Silverman (R Rated Version)
Say It Isnt So 2001
Scalphunters The (1968)
Scanners 1981 CD1
Scanners 1981 CD2
Scar The (1976) CD1
Scar The (1976) CD2
Scarecrow - (Kakashi) 25fps 2001
Scarlet Empress The (1934)
Scarlet Empress The - Criterion Collection
Scary Movie 2
Scene At The Sea A (Japanese)
Scenes From A Marriage (1973) CD1
Scenes From A Marriage (1973) CD2
Scenes from a Marriage CD1
Scenes from a Marriage CD2
Scenes from a Marriage CD3
Scenes from a Marriage CD4
Scenes from a Marriage CD5
Scenes from a Marriage CD6
Schippers van de Kameleon CD1
Schippers van de Kameleon CD2
School Of Flesh The
School of Rock
Scooby-Doo - A Gaggle of Galloping Ghosts
Scooby-Doo - Thats Snow Ghost
Scooby-Doo - The Headless Horseman of Halloween
Scooby-Doo - Vampires Cats and Scaredy Cats
Scooby-Doo - Which Witch is Which
Scooby-Doo 2 Monsters Unleashed
Scooby-Doo and the Legend of the Vampire
Scooby Doo Project The
Scorpion King The
Scream 3 CD1
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Secret Agents 2004
Secret Agents Into the Heart of the CIA
Secret Ballot 2001
Secret Lives of Dentist The
Secret Window 2004
Secret life of Walter Mitty The (1947)
Secret of My Success 1987 CD1
Secret of My Success 1987 CD2
Secret of the Ooze The
Secret of the Sword
Secrets of Women
Seducing doctor Lewis
See Spot Run
See no Evil Hear no Evil
Seinfeld Chronicles The
Sense and Sensibility (1995)
Seppuku (aka Harakiri) CD1
Seppuku (aka Harakiri) CD2
Serpents Egg The
Setup The (Robert Wise 1949)
Seven (1995) CD1
Seven (1995) CD2
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
Seven Days in May (1963)
Seven Samurai (1956)
Seven Year Itch The
Seven Years in Tibet CD1
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Seventh Seal The - Criterion Collection
Seventh Sign The
Sex Is Comedy
Sex Lies And Videotape CD1
Sex Lies And Videotape CD2
Sex and Lucia (Unrated Spanish Edition)
Sex and Zen
Sex and the City 3x13 - Escape From New York
Sex and the City 3x14 - Sex And Another City
Sex and the City 3x15 - Hot Child in the City
Sex and the City 3x16 - Frenemies
Sex and the City 3x17 - What Goes Around Comes Around
Sex and the City 3x18 - Cock A Doodle Do
Sex is zero
Sex lives of the potato men
Sexo Con Amor 2003
Sexy Beast 2000
Shadow The Universal
Shadow of a Doubt
Shadow of the Vampire
Shadows In Paradise
Shadows and Fog
Shakespeare In Love
Shall We Dance
Shanghai Knights CD1
Shanghai Knights CD2
Shaolin Soccer UnCut (2001) CD1
Shaolin Soccer UnCut (2001) CD2
Shaolin Temple CD1
Shaolin Temple CD2
Shaolin Temple The 1979
Shape Of Things The
Shark Tale CD1
Shark Tale CD2
Sharp Guns (2001)
Shaun of the Dead (2004)
Shelter Island 2003
Sherlock Holmes - Hound of the Baskervilles
Sherlock Holmes - The Eligible Bachelor
Sherlock Holmes - The Last Vampyre
Sherlock Holmes - The Master Blackmailer
Sherlock Holmes - The Pearl Of Death 1944
Sherlock Holmes - The Sign of Four
Sherlock Holmes 1x01 - A Scandal In Bohemia
Sherlock Holmes 1x02 - The Dancing Men
Sherlock Holmes 1x03 - The Naval Treaty
Sherlock Holmes 1x04 - The Solitary Cyclist
Sherlock Holmes 1x05 - The Crooked Man
Sherlock Holmes 1x06 - The Speckled Band
Sherlock Holmes 1x07 - The Blue Carbuncle
Sherlock Holmes 1x08 - The Copper Beeches
Sherlock Holmes 1x09 - The Greek Interpreter
Sherlock Holmes 1x10 - The Norwood Builder
Sherlock Holmes 1x11 - The Resident Patient
Sherlock Holmes 1x12 - The Red Headed League
Sherlock Holmes 1x13 - The Final Problem
Sherlock Holmes And The House Of Fear 1945
Sherlock Holmes And The Spider Woman 1944
Sherlock Holmes And The Voice Of Terror 1942
Sherlock Holmes Faces Death 1943
Sherlock Holmes Returns
Sherlock Holmes The Eligible Bachelor
Sherlock Holmes The Scarlet Claw 1944
Sherlock Holmes in Washington 1943
Shes All That
Shes So Lovely
Shes out of control
Shes the One
Shield The 2x01 - The Quick Fix
Shield The 2x02 - Dead Soldiers
Shield The 2x03 - Partners
Shield The 2x04 - Carte Blanche
Shijushichinin No Shikaku (1994 aka 47 Ronin)
Shiki-Jitsu (Hideaki Anno 2000)
Shin Zatoichi monogatari (1963)
Shinjuku - Triad Society (Takashi Miike 1995) CD1
Shinjuku - Triad Society (Takashi Miike 1995) CD2
Ship of Fools CD1 (Stanley Kramer 1965)
Ship of Fools CD2 (Stanley Kramer 1965)
Shiver Of The Vampires The
Shocking Asia CD1
Shocking Asia CD2
Shogun 1980 Part 1
Shogun 1980 Part 2
Shogun 1980 Part 3
Shogun 1980 Part 4
Shogun 1980 Part 5 and 6
Shogun 1980 Part 7 and 8
Shogun 1980 Part 9 and 10
Shop Around The Corner The 1940
Short Circuit 2
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Short Cuts CD2
Short Film About Killing A (1988)
Short Film About Love A (1988)
Short Film About Love A 1988
Shot In The Dark A
Show Me Love
Shredder (Greg Huson 2003)
Shriek if You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th
Shuang tong (2002)
Sib - The Apple
Siburay Bate Cafe
Sicilian The 1987 CD1
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Siege The (1998)
Silence of the Lambs The
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Silent Trigger 1996
Silver Streak 1976
Simon and Garfunkel - The Concert in Central Park
Simon of the Desert
Simpsons 01x01 - Simpsons Roasting Over An Open Fire
Simpsons 01x02 - Bart The Genius
Simpsons 01x03 - Homers Odyssey
Simpsons 01x04 - Theres No Disgrace Like Home
Simpsons 01x05 - Bart the General
Simpsons 01x06 - Moaning Lisa
Simpsons 01x07 - The Call of the Simpsons
Simpsons 01x08 - The Telltale Head
Simpsons 01x09 - Life on the Fast Lane
Simpsons 01x10 - Homers Night Out
Simpsons 01x11 - The Crepes Of Wrath
Simpsons 01x12 - Krusty Gets Busted
Simpsons 01x13 - Some Enchanted Evening
Simpsons The 05x01 - Homers Barbershop Quartet
Simpsons The 05x02 - Cape Feare
Simpsons The 05x03 - Homer Goes To College
Simpsons The 05x04 - Rosebud
Simpsons The 05x05 - Tree House Of Horror
Simpsons The 05x06 - Marge On The Lam
Simpsons The 05x07 - Barts Inner Child
Simpsons The 05x08 - Boy Scoutz N The Hood
Simpsons The 05x09 - The Last-Temptation Of Homer
Simpsons The 05x10 - $pringfield
Simpsons The 05x11 - Homer The Vigilante
Simpsons The 05x12 - Bart Gets Famous
Simpsons The 05x13 - Homer And Apu
Simpsons The 05x14 - Lisa Vs Malibu Stacy
Simpsons The 05x15 - Deep Space Homer
Simpsons The 05x16 - Homer Loves Flanders
Simpsons The 05x17 - Bart Gets An Elephant
Simpsons The 05x18 - Burns Heir
Simpsons The 05x19 - Sweet Seymour Skinners Baadasssss Song
Simpsons The 05x20 - The Boy Who Knew Too Much
Simpsons The 05x21 - Lady Bouviers Lover
Simpsons The 05x22 - Secrets Of A Successful Marriage
Sin noticias de Dios
Sinbad - Legend Of The Seven Seas
Since Otar Left 2003
Since You Went Away CD1
Since You Went Away CD2
Sinful Nuns of Saint Valentine
Singin in the Rain
Singing Detective The
Singles (2003) CD1
Singles (2003) CD2
Sink The Bismarck
Sinnui yauman II
Sister Act 2 - Back in the Habit CD1
Sister Act 2 - Back in the Habit CD2
Six Days Seven Nights
Six Degrees of Separation (1993)
Six Feet Under
Six String Samurai
Six Strong Guys (2004)
Sixteen Candles CD1
Sixteen Candles CD2
Sixth Sense The
Skammen (Shame Bergman 1968)
Skazka o tsare Saltane
Skulls The (Collectors Edition)
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Slap Shot 2
Sleepers (1996) CD1
Sleepers (1996) CD2
Sleepless in Seattle
Sleepy Hollow 1999
Sleuth (Mankiewicz 1972) CD1
Sleuth (Mankiewicz 1972) CD2
Sliding Doors 1992
Sling Blade CD1
Sling Blade CD2
Small Change (FranÇois Truffaut 1976)
Small Time Crooks 2000
Smell of Fear The
Smokey and the Bandit
Snake Of June A (2002)
Snake Pit The
Snatch - Special Edition
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs 1937
So Close 2002
Sobibor 14 Octobre 1943
Solaris (Tarkovsky) CD1
Solaris (Tarkovsky) CD2
Solaris - Criterion Collection
Solaris 2002 - Behind the Planet
Solaris 2002 Inside
Soldaat Van Oranje 1977 CD1
Soldaat Van Oranje 1977 CD2
Soldiers Story A (Norman Jewison 1984)
Solomon and Sheba CD1
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Sombre 25fps 1998
Some Kind of Monster CD1
Some Kind of Monster CD2
Something The Lord Made CD1
Something The Lord Made CD2
Somethings Gotta Give CD1
Somethings Gotta Give CD2
Son In Law
Song of the South
Soul Guardians The (1998) CD1
Soul Guardians The (1998) CD2
Soul Keeper The (2003)
Sound of Music The
South Park - Bigger Longer and Uncut
South Park 01x01 - Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
South Park 01x02 - Weight Gain 4000
South Park 01x03 - Volcano
South Park 01x04 - Big Gay Als Big Gay Boatride
South Park 01x05 - An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
South Park 01x06 - Death
South Park 01x07 - Pinkeye
South Park 01x08 - Jesus VS Satan
South Park 01x09 - Starvin Marvin
South Park 01x10 - Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo
South Park 01x11 - Toms Rhinoplasty
South Park 01x12 - Mecha Striesand
South Park 01x13 - Cartmans Mom is a Dirty Slut
Soylent Green 1973
Spanish Prisoner The CD1
Spanish Prisoner The CD2
Spark the Lighter
Spartacus 2004 CD1
Spartacus 2004 CD2
Spartacus Fixed 1960
Spartan 2004 CD1
Spartan 2004 CD2
Spawn (Directors Cut)
Species 3 CD1
Species 3 CD2
Speed 2 - Cruise Control
Spellbound (Hitchcock 1945)
Spider Man 2 CD1
Spider Man 2 CD2
Spies Like Us 1985
Spirit of the Beehive
Spirited Away CD1
Spirited Away CD2
Spirits of the Dead 1968 CD1
Spirits of the Dead 1968 CD2
Spongebob Squarepants The Movie
Springtime In A Small Town
Spun (Unrated Version)
Spy Who Came In from the Cold The
Spy Who Loved Me The
Spy Who Shagged Me The - New Line Platinum Series
St Johns Wort - (Otogiriso) 25fps 2001
Stage Beauty 2004
Stage Fright 1950
Stalker 1979 CD1
Stalker 1979 CD2
Star Trek Generations CD1
Star Trek Generations CD2
Star Wars - Episode II Attack of the Clones
Star Wars - Episode IV A New Hope
Star Wars - Episode I The Phantom Menace
Star Wars Episode 4 (A New Hope) CD1
Star Wars Episode 4 (A New Hope) CD2
Star Wars Episode 5 (Empire Strikes Back) CD1
Star Wars Episode 5 (Empire Strikes Back) CD2
Star Wars Episode 6 (Return of the Jedi) CD1
Star Wars Episode 6 (Return of the Jedi) CD2
Stargate SG1 1x01 Children of the Gods
Stargate SG1 1x02 The enemy Within
Stargate SG1 1x03 Emancipation
Stargate SG1 1x04 The Broca Divide
Stargate SG1 1x05 The First Commandment
Stargate SG1 1x06 Cold Lazarus
Stargate SG1 1x07 The Nox
Stargate SG1 1x08 Brief Candle
Stargate SG1 1x09 Thors Hammer
Stargate SG1 1x10 The Torment of Tantalus
Stargate SG1 1x11 Bloodlines
Stargate SG1 1x12 Fire and Water
Stargate SG1 1x13 Hathor
Stargate SG1 1x14 Singularity
Stargate SG1 1x15 The Cor AI
Stargate SG1 1x16 Enigma
Stargate SG1 1x17 Solitudes
Stargate SG1 1x18 Tin Man
Stargate SG1 1x19 There but for the Grace of God
Stargate SG1 1x20 Politics
Stargate SG1 1x21 Within the Serpents Grasp
Stargate SG1 2x01 The serpents lair
Stargate SG1 2x02 In the line of duty
Stargate SG1 2x03 Prisoners
Stargate SG1 2x04 The gamekeeper
Stargate SG1 2x05 Need
Stargate SG1 2x06 Thors chariot
Stargate SG1 2x07 Message in a bottle
Stargate SG1 2x08 Family
Stargate SG1 2x09 Secrets
Stargate SG1 2x10 Bane
Stargate SG1 2x11 The tokra part 1
Stargate SG1 2x12 The tokra part 2
Stargate SG1 2x13 Spirits
Stargate SG1 2x14 Touchstone
Stargate SG1 2x15 The fifth race
Stargate SG1 2x16 A matter of time
Stargate SG1 2x17 Holiday
Stargate SG1 2x18 Serpents song
Stargate SG1 2x19 One false step
Stargate SG1 2x20 Show and tell
Stargate SG1 2x21 1969
Stargate SG1 3x01 Into The Fire II
Stargate SG1 3x02 Seth
Stargate SG1 3x03 Fair Game
Stargate SG1 3x04 Legacy
Stargate SG1 3x05 Learning Curve
Stargate SG1 3x06 Point Of View
Stargate SG1 3x07 Deadman Switch
Stargate SG1 3x08 Demons
Stargate SG1 3x09 Rules Of Engagement
Stargate SG1 3x10 Forever In A Day
Stargate SG1 3x11 Past And Present
Stargate SG1 3x12 Jolinars Memories
Stargate SG1 3x13 The Devil You Know
Stargate SG1 3x14 Foothold
Stargate SG1 3x15 Pretense
Stargate SG1 3x16 Urgo
Stargate SG1 3x17 A Hundred Days
Stargate SG1 3x18 Shades Of Grey
Stargate SG1 3x19 New Ground
Stargate SG1 3x20 Maternal Instinct
Stargate SG1 3x21 Crystal Skull
Stargate SG1 3x22 Nemesis
Stargate SG1 4x01 Small Victories
Stargate SG1 4x02 The Other Side
Stargate SG1 4x03 Upgrades
Stargate SG1 4x04 Crossroads
Stargate SG1 4x05 Divide And Conquer
Stargate SG1 4x06 Window Of Opportunity
Stargate SG1 4x07 Watergate
Stargate SG1 4x08 The First Ones
Stargate SG1 4x09 Scorched Earth
Stargate SG1 4x10 Beneath The Surface
Stargate SG1 4x11 Point Of No Return
Stargate SG1 4x12 Tangent
Stargate SG1 4x13 The Curse
Stargate SG1 4x14 The Serpents Venom
Stargate SG1 4x15 Chain Reaction
Stargate SG1 4x16 2010
Stargate SG1 4x17 Absolute Power
Stargate SG1 4x18 The Light
Stargate SG1 4x19 Prodigy
Stargate SG1 4x20 Entity
Stargate SG1 4x21 Double Jeopardy
Stargate SG1 4x22 Exodus
Stargate SG1 5x01 Enemies
Stargate SG1 5x02 Threshold
Stargate SG1 5x03 Ascension
Stargate SG1 5x04 Fifth Man
Stargate SG1 5x05 Red Sky
Stargate SG1 5x06 Rite Of Passage
Stargate SG1 5x07 Beast Of Burden
Stargate SG1 5x08 The Tomb
Stargate SG1 5x09 Between Two Fires
Stargate SG1 5x10 2001
Stargate SG1 5x11 Desperate Measures
Stargate SG1 5x12 Wormhole X-Treme
Stargate SG1 5x13 Proving Ground
Stargate SG1 5x14 48 Hours
Stargate SG1 5x15 Summit
Stargate SG1 5x16 Last Stand
Stargate SG1 5x17 Failsafe
Stargate SG1 5x18 The Warrior
Stargate SG1 5x19 Menace
Stargate SG1 5x20 The Sentinel
Stargate SG1 5x21 Meridian
Stargate SG1 5x22 Revelations
Stargate SG1 6x01 Redemption Part 1
Stargate SG1 6x02 Redemption Part 2
Stargate SG1 6x03 Descent
Stargate SG1 6x04 Frozen
Stargate SG1 6x05 Nightwalkers
Stargate SG1 6x06 Abyss
Stargate SG1 6x07 Shadow Play
Stargate SG1 6x08 The Other Guys
Stargate SG1 6x09 Allegiance
Stargate SG1 6x10 Cure
Stargate SG1 6x11 Prometheus
Stargate SG1 6x12 Unnatural Selection
Stargate SG1 6x13 Sight Unseen
Stargate SG1 6x14 Smoke n Mirrors
Stargate SG1 6x15 Paradise Lost
Stargate SG1 6x16 Metamorphosis
Stargate SG1 6x17 Disclosure
Stargate SG1 6x18 Forsaken
Stargate SG1 6x19 The Changeling
Stargate SG1 6x20 Memento
Stargate SG1 6x21 Prophecy
Stargate SG1 6x22 Full Circle
Stargate SG1 7x01 Fallen
Stargate SG1 7x02 Homecoming
Stargate SG1 7x03 Fragile Balance
Stargate SG1 7x04 Orpheus
Stargate SG1 7x05 Revisions
Stargate SG1 7x06 Lifeboat
Stargate SG1 7x07 Enemy Mine
Stargate SG1 7x08 Space Race
Stargate SG1 7x09 Avenger 2 0
Stargate SG1 7x10 Birthright
Stargate SG1 7x10 Heroes II
Stargate SG1 7x11 Evolution I
Stargate SG1 7x12 Evolution II
Stargate SG1 7x13 Grace
Stargate SG1 7x14 Fallout
Stargate SG1 7x15 Chimera
Stargate SG1 7x16 Death Knell
Stargate SG1 7x17 Heroes I
Stargate SG1 7x19 Resurrection
Stargate SG1 7x20 Inauguration
Stargate SG1 7x21-22 The Lost City I n II
Starship Troopers (Special Edition)
Starship Troopers 2
Story Of A Kiss
Strange aventure de Docteur Molyneux
Street Of Love And Hope (Nagisa Oshima 1959)
Street of shame (Akasen chitai)
Streetcar Named Desire A
Summer Tale A 2000
Sunday Lunch (2003)
Super 8 Stories
Superman IV - The Quest for Peace
Surviving the Game
Swedish Love Story A (1970) CD1
Swedish Love Story A (1970) CD2
Sweetest Thing The (Unrated Version)
Swordsman III - The East is Red
Sylvester - Canned Feud (1951)
Sylvester - Speedy Gonzales (1955)
Sylvester and Elmer - Kit for Cat (1948)
Sylvester and Porky - Scaredy Cat (1948)
Sylvester and Tweety - Canary Row (1950)
Sylvester and Tweety - Putty Tat Trouble (1951)
Sylvester and Tweety - Tweetys SOS (1951)