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Ho, ho, ho, it's a blistering...
...1 12 degrees and climbing, folks.
The hottest Christmas Eve on record...
...but don't worry...
...we've got all the cool Christmas' classics...
...to get you in that holiday spirit.
lf you'd just tell him that he can call anytime...
...day or night, okay?
Thank you. Bye-bye.
Mom, how does Santa land his sleigh if there's no snow?
l'm sorry, honey, what was that?
Santa's sleigh, how does he land it here if there's no snow?
What's with these pea-brains anyway?
l don't know how does anyone deals with Christmas here.
Although we're new to the area, my agency handles...
...every aspect of small business marketing.
ln fact, we optimize public awareness...
Look, l'm really not interested.
lf l could just show you some samples of my work.
l'm not interested, lady, it's Christmas Eve.
Can't you see l'm busy?
Anymore business meetings today, mom?
Well, if we...
Can you help me pick these up?
Mom, are you okay?
Yeah, l'm fine.
Thanks for asking.
Okay. No more business today.
We'll hit home, what do you say?
Look, mom, Christmas' stockings.
Yeah, they're cute, hone. Come on.
They're two dollars.
No, thank you.
Merry Christmas to you.
Hey, Judy, check it out.
l made a new list for Santa.
l e-mailed it this morning.
-That's a lot of stuff. -l've been good.
-Hello, Molly. -Hi, Doris. Merry Christmas.
-Are you shopping? -You know.
-Me, too. -Yeah.
Don't you love this weather?
They say it's gonna be the hottest Christmas.
Well, it's different.
-You'll get use to it. -Yeah.
Shoveling all that snow.
God, l love a sunshine.
Sunshine doesn't agree with me.
Well, l burn. l burn really badly.
-Oh, dear. -Yeah.
Brian, we got to get chocolate for our Christmas barbecue.
-See you around. -Bye, Judy.
-Bye, Brian. -Merry Christmas.
Do you think Santa has a skin like you?
Well, he's supposed to be Scandinavian, isn't he?
l thought he' from the North Pole.
Scandinavian sun, that's what l meant.
Mom, does Santa have high cholesterol like dad?
Where did you come up with this stuff?
lf he eats milk and cookies in every house in the world...
...couldn't he be at risk?
Maybe, but l think he probably has a great cardiologist.
-Bill? -Yeah. Hello, honey.
Are you still at work?
What? Yes. Yeah, l'm still here.
When are you getting home?
l don't know.
The boss hasn't given out the Christmas' bonuses yet.
We can't get him out of the pool.
He's discussing the company's policy with the new girl.
ln the pool?
Yeah. They have a company tradition...
...of having a Christmas pool party.
l just wish someone would've told me.
You're a little overdressed.
That would be an understatement, yes.
Come here, take this.
Are you having any fun?
l didn't need to see that.
Lenny from accounting in bikini.
Well, let me know when you're on your way.
l have a few stops for you to make.
Yeah, l remember, l got to get...
...Judy's panda playpal, right?
Yeah, l'll stop and get that on the way home.
Okay, thanks. Bye.
l knew that wiretap would pay off.
l knew he'd come back.
You're good, chief.
Should l get the shotgun?
No, that won't be necessary.
Just cover me.
Welcome to town, Max.
ls that you, Spivak?
lt's chief Spivak.
And you're under arrest.
What are you talking about? What for?
l think you know. Outstanding tickets.
What about my bike?
Don't you worry about that. You won't be needing it.
Any available units...
...we got a drunk outside Mckenny's Pub.
He's dressed as Santa Claus.
Sounds like Clifford again. Over.
You think you boys can handle that?
Can do, boss. Let's go, Calhoun.
-Roger that, ten-four. -Right.
Merry Christmas, Max.
The guard Marshall, run!
Get back here! l'm warning you!
Emerson, you almost got us caught.
l did not.
You're so lame. Why don't you just go back to Connecticut?
Looks like your mommy's here.
Mikey, come on!
ls that your girlfriend?
So, are you making some new friends?
Mom, can we just go?
Mikey, did you ask Santa for a new skateboard?
No, honey, Mike asked for an encyclopedia program...
...to help him with his homework.
Mr. Emerson, the meeting was moved...
...and the directors need their papers.
Carla, Carla, it's Christmas Eve. l'm going home.
And the city called, they said...
...there aren't enough parking spaces for the celebration.
They won't give you a permit; need to talk to you.
You'd think that for one day...
...l wouldn't have to take home piles of work?
That's not all, the...
Carla, we'll deal with this on Thursday.
l'm sorry, Mr. Emerson, l'm on vacation. Merry Christmas.
Judy, those are beautiful, honey. Good job.
Yes, l was holding for Mr. Bailey.
Mr. Bailey is in a meeting.
-l understand. -Can l have your name?
-Hold on one moment. -Thank you.
Now do you put them in the oven?
The oven, the sidewalk, it's all hot.
Hey! How's my little peanut?
Good. We're making cookies.
-Miss Emerson? -Yes.
Mr. Bailey's got a flight to catch.
-He'll ring you back. -Right, but if l could...
He's off to China.
-l'll give him your number... -Okay.
-...so he calls you back. -Okay.
-Cheers. -Thank you.
-Happy Christmas. -You, too.
Who was that?
The Bailey account.
-Good news? -No news.
Dad, l was wondering, why does Santa wear red?
Probably so airplanes can see him when he's flying around.
So, how was the Christmas party?
Judy, why don't you go find your brother...
...so mommy and l can talk, okay?
She's been obsessed about Santa all day.
Did you get the panda playpal?
-They're all out of pandas. -No!
The shipment didn't come in. l went to 3 different stores.
All they have was the ''Talking Teddy''.
-''The Talking Teddy''? -Yeah.
Yo, what's up, homey?
This is the ''trash talking teddy''.
What are you looking at, sucker?
l didn't catch that.
No wonder it was the only thing left.
Your Christmas' bonus.
That's my Christmas' bonus.
lt's a turkey.
lt was a frozen turkey when l left at work.
Bill, please tell me you are joking.
Come on, you're joking, huh?
l wish l were.
They moved us out here, away from our friends and family...
...away from my job, they work you like a dog, and this?
This is your Christmas' bonus?
No, l got to go to the pool party.
Why didn't you ask Santa for a new skateboard?
-l know where to get it. -You've been good.
Being good has nothing to do with it. Now get out.
Maybe we made a mistake moving out here.
...we both said we're going to give it a chance.
Well, maybe we were wrong.
Between your work, and the stress, and my career...
...is the ghost of ''Christmas Past''.
l know, l know.
And this unbearable heat.
No way can l feel any kind of Christmas spirit.
lt doesn't feel like Christmas.
...snow and cold weather...
...and Jack Frost nipping at my nose.
l could nip at your nose.
Santa always brings me...
...but l ask more when l've been good.
Look, Judy, l'm getting a stupid encyclopedia program...
...because that's what mom want me to get.
But if you ask Santa...
Santa is not real. He's imaginary.
Santa Claus is just made up for little kids like you.
Now get out of here!
Santa is real, l know it!
What's the matter, honey?
Mikey says Santa Claus was made believe.
Mike is just teasing you.
l am not.
She's old enough, she may was well know.
What is the matter with you? lt's Christmas Eve.
So? lt doesn't even feel like Christmas around here.
Besides, l knew when l was her age.
Mommy, Santa is real, isn't he?
-Of course he is. -Honey.
No, no, Santa Claus is real, l know he is.
Yeah, yeah, honey, he is real...
...in our imagination.
No, he's a real person. He comes in the chimney...
...and he delivers toys to all the boys and girls.
Judy, he's real as long you believe he's real.
No, you are all wrong, he is real and l'll prove it!
Do you think l can depend on you to keep the order?
You can count on us, chief.
Have we ever let you down?
l mean, not counting the Thanksgiving Day incident.
That wasn't our fault.
We had no way of knowing that was Mayor Davis in the suit.
Just keep the peace, alright boys?
And don't bother me unless...
-Roger that. -Ten-four, chief.
Chief, about the prisoners...
...you want us to do something?
That won't be necessary.
Let Clifford stay until morning, let him sleep it off.
Max, on the other hand, is gonna stay until Monday...
...and have a visit with judge Burnes.
Are you gonna keep me locked up on Christmas, Spivak?
Will l get something to eat, Spivak?
You'll get breakfast in the morning.
Ho, ho, ho!
Merry Christmas, sir.
Thank you. You, too.
Looks like it's just you and me, partner.
We'll solve a big case and get our picture in the newspaper.
Yeah, that would be so cool.
...how come we always got to work on Christmas Eve?
l want to wait for Santa.
Santa wouldn't show up unless you're asleep.
l bet he will.
Are you willing to risk those presents?
-No way. -Then hit the sack, soldier.
Should l put these under the tree?
They can wait till the morning, it doesn't matter.
-l feel bad for Judy. -Yeah.
These kids just grow up too fast.
Christmas isn't what it used to be.
...what do you want to do? Go back east?
l don't know.
l guess l'm just...
Yeah, that and the fact that l used to be somebody.
A year ago, l was an account exec...
...on Madison Avenue...
...and now l can't even get anybody to return my calls.
Honey, we would probably feel a lot better...
...if we were back east...
...with a big huge blanket of snow and...
A white Christmas would be...
Now l could turn the air-conditioning way up high...
...get out a comforter and pretend like we're back east.
No, it doesn't matter. Christmas is just another day.
Well, ''merry'' is just another day.
That is cute.
Let me out!
Let me out of here now!
lt's not funny!
Bill, wake up.
There's someone down there.
Please, let me out!
Just let me out!
Daddy, it's Santa Claus, l trapped him!
l told you he was real!
Go upstairs and tell mommy to call the police.
-But, daddy! -Go, go, go!
Honey, what's it?
l don't know. Go get me my putter.
No, get me my nine iron.
Mommy, it's okay, it's just Santa.
-Call the police. -Come, honey.
Daddy, it's just Santa; l trapped him.
Here, dad, are you gonna bump him?
Go upstairs, go!
Please, kids, go upstairs like your father said.
Mom, l want to see this!
l know, l know. Go upstairs, please!
l hear children. Open the door little girl.
Alright, l hear you.
l hear you, that's right.
Merry Christmas, Bill.
Who are you?
lt's Christmas Eve...
...were you expecting the Easter Bunny?
Yes, yes, hello? ls this the police?
We have an intruder in our house.
No, no, l'm not an intruder, you left cookies and milk.
How did you get in here?
How do you think? l came down the chimney.
Santa, Santa, l knew you'd come.
Merry Christmas, Judy.
Thank you for the cookies they were delicious.
Me and mommy made them.
-''Mommy and l'', honey. -Judy, stay back.
Yes, 1225 Navidalle Lane.
Please, hurry. Thank you.
They're on their way.
Wow, radical disguise, dude.
No, Mike, this is no disguise.
How did you know my name?
l know everyone's name. l'm Santa.
l told you.
Kids, go upstairs, please.
-But, mom! -Now!
Keep your hands where l can see them, fat boy.
Please, Bill, l'm not fat. l'm just big boned.
How does he know all our names?
Have you been stalking us?
l know everyone's name, it's in my job description.
-See? -Will you go upstairs, please?
-No, mom. -l wanna see dad bump him.
Would you go upstairs? l'm not gonna bump anyone.
Unless l have to.
Easy now, Bill, don't raise that blood pressure.
We all know what that could lead to.
What are you gonna do with him?
Send him to jail, where he belongs.
Would you put that away?
Shouldn't we call for backup?
And share the glory?
This is our call, partner.
-Are we gonna be in the paper? -Could be.
Excuse me, ma'am, did you report an intruder?
Yes, yes, right that way.
What do we got here?
This man broke into our home.
Merry Christmas, officer Buckley, officer Calhoun.
Do l know you?
lt's not Mayor Davis, is it?
lt's Santa Claus.
l can see that.
Well, now that that's settled...
...l've gotta get back to work, l have a big night.
You're not going anywhere, big guy.
You can't arrest Santa Claus...
...millions of kids would go without presents.
Don't worry, little girl...
...we've already got one Santa in lock up...
...and nobody's going without presents.
You're making a mistake...
...l have a schedule to keep.
See? He's not really Santa, he's got a cell phone.
Okay, now you both need to go upstairs to bed...
...you had enough excitement for one evening.
Nobody ever listens to me because l'm the youngest.
l take it you want to press charges, sir.
-Yes, well, absolutely. -Sure.
Okay, that's it, upstairs. Come on, march!
Bill, do you realize what you're doing?
We'll hold him overnight, you can come by in the morning.
Overnight? No, that won't do.
Bill, think this over.
Well, let's see now, l've got several names:
Chris Crinkle, Saint Nicholas Father Christmas.
Tell me the one that's on your driver's license.
l don't have a driver's license, most people...
...like to refer to me as Santa Claus.
Do you got any lD?
l don't usually need it, you know.
Do you want me to get the rubber hose?
No need for that.
Good evening, chief.
Buckley, this better be good.
Sorry to bother you, sir, we picked up a prowler...
...on breaking an entry over on Navidalle Lane.
No, no, sir...
...we've got the perpetrator in custody...
...it's all under control.
l just got a question, sir.
He has no lD and he claims his name is Santa Claus.
You think that's funny, Buckley?
No, sir. l mean, he's got the beard and the suit and...
lt's not the Mayor, is it?
Definitely not, sir, we checked.
But l've got to admit...
...he's the most convincing Santa Claus l've ever seen.
But l am Santa Claus.
You be quiet.
Buckley, it's Christmas Eve.
l thought l told you not to disturb me...
...unless it's an absolute emergency.
And l do apologize, sir...
...is just that l don't know what to put down on the report.
Run his prints, add vagrancy to the charges...
...l will deal with it in the morning...
...and Buckley, do not call me again...
...unless it's a death or live situation.
Roger that, chief. Sorry to bother you, sir...
...and you have a merry one now.
-And Buckley... -Yes, sir.
...get your feet off my desk.
Brian, is that you?
Get off the phone and go to bed.
Okay, Santa Claus it is.
Merry Christmas, Max.
What's so merry about it?
Bill, honey; wake up, please.
l think there's somebody on the roof.
What are you talking...?
There is someone up there.
Do you want me to get you your nine iron?
-What's going on? -Mommy?
Bill. Bill, speak to me.
Honey? Say something.
What is it?
What did you see?
God, they were Santa's reindeer.
They just took off from our roof.
See? l told you.
Bill? We have to get you to a hospital now.
No, no, l'm fine.
Honey, l know what l saw, it was the most amazing thing.
l think you have a concussion.
-No, honey, l'm fine. -Yes.
They were waiting for Santa.
Yeah, that's right. They were waiting for Santa.
Okay, daddy isn't feeling well...
...daddy's in shock and l'm calling an ambulance.
No, no, honey. l'm fine.
Daddy, you've got to get Santa out of jail.
-She's right. Santa. -Bill, Bill!
No, no, she's right...
...l've got to bail out Santa.
-Yeah! -Are you out of your mind?
Bill, honey, l think we need to get you to the hospital.
-The hospital? -Yes.
No, Santa's down at the police station, l got to get him out.
Listen to yourself. You're talking crazy.
No, mommy, he's right.
Look, l'm just gonna go down there, l'll drop the charges...
...and then l'll be back in a jiffy.
Cool, mom, dad's gone totally bonkers.
A lot of bad Santas in the world.
Let's figure it out.
Should we answer it?
Boss, this is Elf 1 , you're way behind schedule...
...what are your coordinates?
-Who are you trying to reach? -Who is this?
What are you doing in Santa's hotline?
This is officer Buckley of...
Officer Buckley, hold on.
You're the same lame brain dumb...
...that arrested Mayor Davis on Thanksgiving.
Hey, now, wait a minute, that was a mix up and...
No, you hold on, bonehead.
Now put Santa on the phone now.
Can't do that, he's incarcerated.
...you sure are fruitcake, you know that?
Hey, wait a minute, mister...
No, you listen to me...
...unless you want to be responsible...
...for ruining Christmas for all eternity...
...you'll put Santa on the phone now.
We'll see about that.
-Who was it? -Some wiseguy.
Officer Buckley, was that for me?
No, wrong number.
Wrong number? That's impossible.
l've got to get out of here.
lf l don't make my appointed rounds tonight...
...it will ruin my perfect record...
...millions of children all over the world will lose faith in me.
lt will nullify my very existence, Max.
Look, l don't know you and you don't know me...
...so how do you know my name is Max?
l know everybody's name.
Did you used to ride with the Scorpions?
No, l ride with the reindeer.
l've never heard of them.
Merry Christmas, Clifford.
Oh, no. There's two of you, l'm seeing double again.
You've had too much Christmas cheer, Clifford.
Drop the charges?
Yeah, that's right. l've changed my mind.
Mr. Emerson, this perpetrator broke into your home.
You know, he didn't really break in.
l mean, it's all a misunderstanding.
He's actually a long lost uncle...
...from out of town.
l can help you get out of here.
l'm supposed to be out of here anytime now.
A friend is supposed to come down and bail me out.
Do you think you'd fit into this?
He has no proof of identity...
...and we have the question of the vagrancy charge.
l can respond for him.
Can you tell me his name?
Sant-iago, Santiago Claus.
...he likes to be called Santa.
Anyway, look, it's Christmas Eve, guys.
Let's just forget about the whole thing.
What about our picture in the paper?
lf l don't press the charges, you can't keep him here.
Am l right about that?
Maybe we should call the chief.
l don't think we should bother him.
-We should. -No.
lf that's the way you want it, sir.
l think that would be best.
Okay, Calhoun, get the prisoner.
Okay, yes, sir.
Okay, Santa. This is your lucky night.
No, no, wait, l'm Santa Claus.
Yeah, nice try.
No, no, please, officer...
-...stay put. -No, you don't understand.
Put a lid on it.
Just let me explain, officer Calhoun.
Hey, wait a minute, l'm Santa Claus.
l hope you forgive me. l mean, l had no idea.
Thanks a lot, fellows.
l'm Santa Claus. Officer, wait!
You win some, you lose some.
Jelly donut, partner?
-You buying? -Why not? lt's Christmas.
Then l want a sticky bun.
Look what l've got.
l got blueberry instead of raspberry.
When they don't have a sticky bun, l get a donut.
You can put the blueberry at the end.
l like the raspberry.
You left the cell open, moron.
No, l didn't.
Then l guess it was one of Santa's elves that did it.
l know l lock it back up, l swear l did.
We gotta find that biker or the chief is gonna kill us.
Wait, this isn't the way to the Emerson house.
l thought we were going to my house.
No, no, no, l've got to get my sleigh first. Here, this way.
Santa, why are you dressed in leather?
lt's my new look.
l think l like the old look better.
Yes, me too.
Did you give me the toys l asked for?
Brian, Brian, you've got to wait until the morning.
l've got some more stuff l added to my list.
Really? Why doesn't that surprise me?
A baseball glove, a truck...
...a playstation three, a pony...
Hey, look who l've got!
Bill, are you all right?
Yeah, l'm fine.
l really think we should get you to a doctor.
That was quite a fall you took.
No, l'm fine, honey. Look, l've got Santa.
Do you think it's a good idea...
...to bring a stranger back into our house?
Honey, he's not a stranger.
He's Santa Claus.
Hey, Santa, cool biker ring.
The reindeer left.
So, are you gonna call them back?
The reindeer? Are they a biker gang?
No, the reindeer.
On the roof...
...with the sleigh and the presents?
Oh, those reindeer. Santa's reindeer.
Yeah, your reindeer.
-My reindeer. -Yeah.
Are you gonna call them back?
l'd love for you to show them to my wife...
...she's kind of a skeptic.
Yeah? So, they're coming back?
They'll be back. Rudolf went out to get something to eat.
Do you got any grub around here?
There's more cookies.
l'm talking about real grub, little lady.
Can l talk to you a minute?
There's plenty of food in the fridge, help yourself.
l'll show him.
Mike, go get the nine iron.
-Are you gonna bump him? -Just go.
Bill, if this is some kind of a practical joke...
Honey, honey, you got to understand...
...he's the real thing, he is Santa Claus.
...there's no such thing as Santa Claus,
A football helmet...
...a titanium Space Commando Action figure...
...a CD player...
That's a lot, Brian.
l'm not done just yet.
l didn't think so.
Let's see, where was l?
Oh yes, a CD player...
...a kite, an ant farm...
Want some more cookies, Santa?
l don't think that's the right Santa.
What do you mean?
He's got a tattoo.
'' Born to be bad''.
Not exactly the holiday sentiment...
...you'd expect from Santa Claus.
Here, mom. Are you gonna bump him now?
l think l've made a terrible mistake.
We've let the good chief down.
He entrusted us to keep the peace...
...and now we've got an escaped prisoner.
lt's your idea to go for donuts.
lt wasn't the donuts, you forgot to lock that cell.
l'm telling you, that cell was locked.
Yeah, well, all l'm saying is...
...we need to find him.
Maybe we should talk to that ''Santiago'' guy.
He shared the cell, maybe he knows something.
That's a good idea.
Now you're thinking, partner.
You're not Santa, you're an impostor.
Well, l'm sorry to disappoint you kid.
Obviously, there's been a mistake.
They must've given the wrong Santa at the police station.
The wrong Santa?
-Can l get that? -No.
Who can that be this time at night?
lt could be Bailey. They said he was in China.
Hi, you've reached the Emerson's:
Bill, Molly, Mike y Judy.
Please leave a message after the beep.
Hello, l'm trying to reach Molly Emerson.
Sorry l couldn't back to you earlier...
...but l'm calling from Hong Kong. Honestly...
The Bailey account, l've gotta get that.
...as soon as possible, it's urgent that we speak.
l can be reached at 0-1-1 ...
-...5-5-0-3-9... -No, no, no!
There goes the Bailey account.
Honey, l am so sorry.
What were you thinking bringing this savage?
l'm not a savage.
Just take anything you want, but leave my family alone.
l don't want your stuff. l just need to borrow your car.
Yeah, go ahead, take it.
Don't worry, everything's gonna be okay, honey.
Are you expecting anybody?
Alright, l want everybody to be quiet.
l mean real quiet!
Everybody shut up!
Hey, Judy, you up?
What's he doing out in the middle of the night?
Open up, l've got Santa Claus!
Brian, Brian, help!
Somebody shut her up!
Judy, be quiet, please.
How did you get here?
Oh great, more hoodlums.
No, honey, this is the real Santa Claus.
At your service.
Santa in black leather?
lt's his new look.
Hey, why are you guys all tied up?
Brian, go get your dad. Go, run, go!
No, no, nobody's going anywhere.
Hey, you got Santa Claus' boots and pants.
Who are you?
-Who are you? -Who are you?
-Me, first. -No, me first.
No, me first.
Sit down, both of you!
You just wait until l tell my dad.
Brian, this is Max, he used to be a good boy just like you.
Yeah, where did that get me? Behind bars.
That must be for me. Let me take it.
Officer Buckley, for the last time...
...let me speak with Santa.
Who's officer Buckley?
Who is this?
-Who is this? -Who is this?
-Who is this? -l asked you first.
Who is this?
This is Elf one...
...and you're in violation of the North Pole...
...communications act by being on this line.
Now put Santa on.
He's mad, you better let me talk.
Sorry, pal, wrong number.
Special ops, we got in trouble, boys.
Looks like we're gonna have to call in the specialist.
The elves are probably worried sick...
...l'm way, way behind schedule.
l'll tell you what: you give me back my leathers.
Lights are still on.
Must be having a party.
Yeah. Alright, sit down.
You're the real Santa, aren't you?
Of course he's the real Santa...
...l bust him out of my dad's jail.
Did you say: ''Your dad's jail''?
That's right, my dad's the chief of police...
...and he's gonna get you, fatso, you'll see.
You're a Spivak.
What's it to you, tough guy?
Brian, would you zip it?
We don't want anymore trouble.
Where are the keys to your car?
Get rid of them or else.
Good evening again, Mr. Emerson. Ma'am.
Sorry to bother you, sir. We were wondering...
...if we could have a word with your friend, Mr. Claus?
Sorry, but we're kind of tied up...
He means he's not here.
Can you tell us where he is?
No, we don't know where he is.
He was here...
...and then he left.
ls something wrong with your neck?
A knot. You know, like a knot?
You have something in your eye, ma'am?
Yes, something really nasty got in here.
-Really nasty. -Really nasty in here.
See, the thing is, we're in somewhat of a bind.
A bind? You mean like in bound?
-We know all about bound. -No, not like that.
See, we have an escaped prisoner on our hands.
You don't say?
Right, ma'am. And since your friend...
...yes, he shared the cell with him tonight...
...we were hoping he could share a little information.
-l'm sure he could. -Yeah.
Well, like we said, he's not here.
''Jingle Bells'', that sounds like your cell phone.
...that's some presents. l wrapped this morning...
...and they've been tinkling away all day.
''Jingle all the way...''
Do you have his telephone number?
No, l mean, yes.
Five, five, five, one, two, two, five.
Okay, then, we'll call from the squad car.
Sorry to bother so late, folks.
Have a merry Christmas.
Would you like to come in for some hot cocoa?
lt's a little too hot for cocoa.
Thanks just the same.
Well, it's Christmas.
What was that number?
Five, five, five, one, two, two, five.
You little doggies did a good job. You just relax.
-l get that. -No, no, you won't.
Hi, you've reached the Emerson's:
Bill, Molly, Mike y Judy.
Please leave a message after the beep.
lt's strange. l thought this was Santiago's number.
You gave them this number?
Mrs. Emerson, l'm confused, l'm...
That was the Emerson's answering machine.
Why didn't they answer?
We know they're home.
Something smells fishy around here, Cal.
lt's not me.
No, he's not there.
You've been in here all night, you didn't see him?
No, l was in the garage putting together the wagon.
Last Christmas he woke up...
...and opened up his gifts.
Maybe he's done it again.
l've looked outside, inside...
...l've looked everywhere, he's not here.
Tom, where is he then?
l don't know. Look, l'm gonna look around the neighborhood...
...see if l can find him, maybe he's at the neighbor's.
The Sherman's with their pile of gifts...
...opening up one of them.
You think so? That's not right.
l'm gonna look around, l'm sure he's fine.
Just call me if he shows up.
-Okay. -Don't worry.
Where are my keys?
My keys are gone.
The keys to the station.
Do you think Brian took them?
Well, l'm sure that l put them...
Santa Claus took your keys?
No, Brian. l bet he...
l'm going down the station he's probably there.
-Santa Claus? -Don't worry, l'll call you.
l have to find Brian.
He's got the whole bunch of them tied up in there.
The chief's son, too.
Those cops haven't left yet.
-You got a back door? -Yeah.
lt's in the kitchen.
Maybe we should call them.
l think this is...
...an absolute emergency!
One down, eight to go, pussycat.
Santa, can't you just sprinkle magic dust or something...
...and get us all out?
l wish it were that easy, Judy.
Mike said you were made believe...
...but l told him he's wrong.
Made believe? What are you, wacko?
You don't like presents?
No, Brian, Michael is not wacko.
Lots of people think that l'm make believe.
Come on, you might be able to fool these little guys...
...but l'm too old for that kind of stuff.
No one is too old to believe in Santa Claus.
Not even you, Molly.
Thanks. But we all have to grow up sometime.
lt has nothing to do with growing up.
As you can see, l'm alive and well.
Yo, man, chill out!
Don't you mess with me, fool.
What the hell is this?
Don't make me slap you silly.
Don't you be talking trash to me now.
What do you think he's gonna do with us?
Don't worry. Max is really a pussycat.
He just likes to act tough.
Don't be messing with me, sweetheart, you're just stupid.
Hey, you're messing my fur.
Don't listen a word, he doesn't know what's talking about.
Yo, don't make me go grizzly on you.
Please, do not aggravate our captor.
Well, he would know him.
-What? -Well, he is Santa Claus.
Mom, why can't you believe?
Judy, please, l don't believe in miracles.
l'm sorry, Santa, this is all my fault.
Now kids all over the world...
...won't get any toys.
Hey, wait a minute. You sure you haven't been to my house?
That's right, Brian.
Then we got to get you going.
-Hey, mister. -Yeah.
Do you know who you're holding?
Yeah, a little Spivo.
No, Santa Claus, stupid.
He's got a lot of toys to deliver...
...and you're holding him up.
-l'm holding him up? -Yeah.
Let me tell you something about Santa Claus.
Max Hurst, come out with your hands up!
Max, we know you're in there.
We got the police totally surround it.
Chief, there's no one around the back.
Would you shut up, idiot?
He doesn't know that.
lt's a bluff. Good thinking, chief.
Should l get the shotgun?
No, my kid is in there.
Alright, come on, Max. Give it up.
You better stay back, Spivak, l got hostages...
...including your snotnose kid.
Hey, who are you calling ''snotnose''?
Okay, Max, but don't do anything rash.
We can work this out, you have to show us some goof faith.
Sent out one of the hostages.
What is it that you want?
What is it l want?
What is it l want?
l'm sending out a list of my demands.
Demands. Who does he think he is?
Chief, you want us to notify the state police...
-...the FBl, the media? -No.
We can handle this.
-What's going on, honey? -l don't know.
Boss, standard procedure...
This isn't a standard situation, Buckley.
You got a problem with that?
How did he get out anyway?
Who are you?
Elf Bob, North Pole Special Op Secret Recovery Unit.
Are you Buckley?
No, l'm just sleeping it off.
Where is Santa?
l don't have much time, please, be concise and factual.
Santa? Well, little guy.
l am Santa Claus.
''l want my Harley back...
...with the tank filled with gas...
...and all the charges drop''. That's it?
And an apology.
From your father.
And you call yourself an outlaw?
Get out there, little Spivo.
There's a hostage coming out with a list of demands!
Brian! Come here!
Son, are you all right?
Yeah, l'm good. l got the demands.
Harley. Tank filled with gas...
...all charges drop.
-This is what he wants? -Yeah, and this too.
'' Baseball glove...
...a truck, playstation three.
Max, may l ask you a question?
Why are they after you anyway?
lt's an old personal grudge between me and Spivak.
He's had it in for me ever since we were kids.
Did you go to school with chief Spivak?
Not exactly, but we did grow up near each other.
You were quite the bully then, weren't you, Max?
lt was just kids stuff. We're just fooling around.
Max, what exactly are the charges against you?
What was that?
You're holding us hostage...
...because of some speeding tickets?
No, actually, they're parking tickets.
Mayor titanium Space Commando Action figure...
...in line skates, a CD player.
A CD player?
Where am l supposed to find a CD player...
...at 2 o'clock in the morning at Christmas Eve?
''Megamart'' on route 1 1 1 , it's open 24-7...
...they have free candy canes, eggnog.
Alright, that's it.
People, go back to your homes, please!
There's nothing else to see here.
Boys, lock your load.
No, dad, Santa Claus is in there.
Brian, l'm sending you home. Somebody call my wife.
No way, l'm staying. You can't shoot Santa!
There's no sign of Santa or Buckley...
...at the place of appointment.
Let me tell you something about Buckley.
lt says here that he loves jelly donuts.
Affirmative. l'll recon the area.
Alright, Max, this is your last chance...
...either you're coming out, or we're coming in.
What about my demands?
Forget it, you're not getting a pony.
Come on, dad.
Daddy's working. Get in the car.
Pony? l didn't say nothing about no pony.
Alright, Max, that's it. We are coming in.
Hold on, Spivak, this is just between you and me.
Now, look, l'm sorry l gave you wedgies...
...when we was kids, but that was a long time ago.
Get over it!
Like when you pull your underwear up and snug.
l don't know what you're talking about...
...but l'm giving you two minutes to give yourself up...
...or we're coming in.
-...right in his face. -Got it.
-Are you chief Spivak? -Who wants to know?
Brooke Barry K-Tag News.
Chief Spivak, is Santa Claus being held hostage?
Don't be ridiculous, it's Christmas Eve...
...don't you people have lives?
Don't any of you have lives?
You gave chief Spivak wedgies?
Mike, giving someone wedgies is not cool.
You came back for a certain reason, didn't you Max?
You came home to see your mom.
How did you know?
Your mother lives here?
That's so sweet that you wanted to see her.
Yes, and it's not too late, you can still see her.
Yeah? How am l going to get out of here?
l can help.
We can all help.
-Now you want to help? -lt's his mother.
l have a plan, but you have to trust me...
...and help me deliver some very special gifts.
Please, Mr. Max, biker, sir.
For kids and for Christmas everywhere.
l ain't going back to jail.
You won't, but l need all your help.
What do you say, Max?
Okay, Spivak, you win! l'm coming out!
Alright, Max. Just come out backwards...
...with your hands in the air and no funny business.
Alright, boys, get ready.
Here he comes.
Get him! Get him!
Wait a second, wait a second! That's not Max!
lt's not the Mayor, is it?
No, it's Santa Claus, stupid.
-Hello, Brian. -Hello, Santa.
He's still inside, boys, let's get him!
Come on, he's getting away!
Come on, Cal.
He's getting away, hurry!
Hurry, go get him! Get him!
Right, the Emerson house.
l can make it but you've got to hurry because...
Are you there?
Where are they headed?
They're out spreading Christmas joy, Tom.
Do l know you?
Well, we met many, many years ago.
l'd love to stand here and talk with you...
...but l don't have time.
Can l please have my little phone back?
You thought you'd pull a fast one on me?
-No... -You're under arrest!
Dad, you can't arrest Santa Claus!
He's an accomplice, Brian, he aided...
...and allowed my prisoner to escape.
-Hold on a minute. -Tell it tot he judge.
Elf Bob, Santa just called...
...from the Emerson house, did you copy?
Okay, you can let me out anywhere around here.
But you promised to help deliver Santa's gifts.
And he gave us a special list.
You got to come with us.
Santa saved you from going to jail. You gave him your word.
What would your mother say?
Alright. Where's the first stop?
Step on it, let's get this over with.
You don't understand, if l don't make my deliveries tonight...
...it'll ruin a perfect record.
l've been doing this job for a very long time.
lt's a high pressured job, and it's not getting easy.
You're putting thousands of elves out of work.
What do you think that's going to do to the world economy?
Tell me where Max is, you'll be on your way.
Tom, you and l know...
...that you have nothing on Max...
...you're just holding an anger from the time you were young.
That's the quicker way to get sick...
...and l happen to know you're on your way.
Wait a minute, how did you know my name?
No, forget that. Go back to the beginning.
Where is Max?
l don't have time for this, Tom.
Hey, who are you?
No worries, bro. Go back to sleep.
What do you want?
l'm here to deliver some presents.
Who do you think you are? Santa Claus?
Not exactly, but l guess you could say he sent me.
He sent you?
Here, this is for you.
lt's the ''shred deck deluxe''.
You think l don't know that?
lt's sweet. Check out the performance tracks.
You kind of are like Santa Claus.
Hey, when you get better, maybe we can get together.
That will be awesome.
ls everything alright?
That's Kyle Fletcher.
This is the guy l replaced at work.
This is the guy whose work load...
...you're supposed to live up to?
What happened to him?
Sounds like somebody l know.
Santa, is that you?
Merry Christmas, little fellow.
Wow, it's really you.
Listen, you better get to bed...
...so you could open your presents in the morning.
l love you, Santa.
Well, l love you too...
Off to bed now.
Let's go Santa, you've got a tight schedule.
That was very good.
Yo, what's up, homey?
So you're telling me that Max Hurst...
...is out there delivering presents to the less fortunate.
Please, don't make me laugh. Max is as mean as they come.
He's got a heart of stone.
Wait, Tom. Max is not as bad as you make him out to be.
He came all the way back...
...to see his mother for the holidays.
He hasn't been here for years.
You remember his mother: Bonnie.
She was your fake mother when you were young.
May l, please?
Yes, l know. l know.
Yes, there's been an unexpected delay.
Tell me where you are.
You better get out of there now.
The police station.
Who was that, Santa?
The North Pole Command Center.
That's so cool.
l've come across a lot of con men and sham artists...
...but you take the cake, mister.
Get up, get up.
Wait, wait, you don't believe me, right?
Alright, suppose l tell you exactly where Max is.
l'm all ears, Santa.
Last stop, everyone.
How come they're sleeping outside?
Honey, they're homeless.
We have some gifts for you and your children.
Thank you, but we couldn't.
Please, we were sent by Santa.
l've been saving a cookie for him.
He's usually here, earlier you know.
l wonder what's been keeping him.
lt's a long story.
Are you going to be alright?
Sure, it's Christmas Eve.
lt's the best night of the year.
l meant out here.
Without a home?
Me and my family?
We'll get by.
We got each other, and we got love.
l don't know how you'd do it.
Well, it's hard sometimes.
And sometimes, l get down, but...
lt's Christmas. Can't be down about that.
lt's time for giving.
Here... merry Christmas.
You're a very strong lady.
l suspect you are too.
God bless you.
-Merry Christmas. -Merry Christmas.
-Merry Christmas. -Merry Christmas.
Hey, l think l'm getting my holiday spirit back.
Good, l'm glad.
l'm sorry that l was so down...
...and selfish about my career...
...l think l was, l don't know...
...getting my priorities mixed up.
And you were afraid you were losing your identity.
...l think l'm just now discovering that.
Hold it right there, Max!
Thought you'd pull a fast one?
Wait a minute, guys, you don't understand.
We understand alright.
Hey, hey. Max hasn't done anything wrong.
-He's our friend. -And he helped Santa.
Unit two to unit one, we got him, chief.
What about the hostages?
They appear to be safe, but he's got them brain washed.
Good work, boys. Bring him in.
Guys, look, you're making a mistake...
Hey, Max did nothing wrong, he was helping us...
They can't do that to Max, come on!
He was just...
Don't say another word. Brian, l need you to be quiet.
No, you have the wrong guy.
Please take your family out. lt's Christmas Eve.
There's no justice.
Quiet! Everybody quiet!
Quiet. Thank you.
Alright, it's time for you to go home...
...l've got my prisoner in custody.
And l don't wanna hear another word about it...
...except for you, fat man, you're not going anywhere.
l'm booking you as an accomplice.
You're ruining Christmas for everybody!
Chief Spivak, you can't arrest Max...
...for giving you wedgies.
Or can you?
...put the prisoner in custody, now!
-Roger that. -But, no!
-No, you can't! -Santa, no!
You got the wrong man.
l can't hear you. l can't.
Look at that. You have no right to be in charge here.
Go home! Go home!
Take your family home!
l've got a visual on the boss.
Send in the reindeer.
l'm going in.
Where is Santa Claus?
-Who is he? -A little friend.
Okay, Santa, give me back my clothes.
Wait a minute!
l got your bag, let's go, Santa!
Have a merry Christmas, Max. And good luck.
Thanks. You, too.
Not so fast.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
What was that?
That was Santa.
See, dad? l told you, he was Santa.
Now do you believe me?
Yes, honey. We believe.
And we're so sorry for doubting you.
Do you think he'll finish his rounds tonight?
Yeah, l bet he will.
l can't believe it. We had Santa Claus in our jail house.
That would've made the papers.
And we didn't even get a picture.
Tomorrow, l'm getting with the program.
Chief, please, let him go.
-lt's Christmas, let him out. -He came to see his mom.
l give up, Spivak, you win.
Did you really came to town to see your mom?
Yes, l did.
l got tired of spending Christmas alone.
l came to realize if we only got a few of them left...
...we better make the best of each one.
l couldn't agree more.
Well, l'm sure she'll be real happy to see you.
Yes, but not like this, behind bars?
Anybody want to press charges?
-Against Max? -No way.
-No. -We're friends.
You're free to go. Go on.
You mean it?
Absolutely. Merry Christmas.
Well, thank you. Same to you.
You know, Spivak...
...you got a real good boy. l'm sure he looks up to you.
You gotta be real proud of him.
l am. l am.
Well, l will never forget tonight.
No, it was special for all of us.
Good luck, Max.
Hey, dude. l got something for you.
-Thanks, Max! -Yeah.
Merry Christmas to you, sweetheart.
Say hi to your mom for me.
l'll do that. Merry Christmas.
-Bye, Max, merry Christmas! -Bye!
What do you say we hit the donut shop?
Are you buying?
No, it's my treat this time, boys.
l hope you aren't busy tomorrow and come over...
...to my place for my family Christmas barbecue.
Roger that, chief. And thank you.
That's a big ten-four.
Merry Christmas you all.
Well, l guess l'll lock up.
l'll meet you there.
Wake up! Wake up!
Wake up! Wake up!
lt's Christmas! lt's Christmas!
Look, Santa didn't forget us.
lt's a new skateboard. Sweet.
Look at these clubs.
And my panda playpal.
Mom, what does Santa bring you?
Honey, Santa brought me plenty.
They don't deliver these things on Christmas.
lt's got your name on it.
The Bailey account.
l'm hired. l'm hired.
That is great, honey!
Wow! Everybody check this out!
What is it?
A white Christmas.
This is just what you wanted, honey.
l thought you said you didn't believe in miracles.
l didn't believe in Santa Claus either, but l do now.
Merry Christmas, honey.
SUBTlTLES BY DlSTRlMAX S.A. DE C.V.
Merry Christmas everyone...
...the mercury is already up to 98 degrees...
...but get this: it's snowing on Navidalle Lane.
Well, at least somebody is having a white Christmas.
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Simpsons The 05x07 - Barts Inner Child
Simpsons The 05x08 - Boy Scoutz N The Hood
Simpsons The 05x09 - The Last-Temptation Of Homer
Simpsons The 05x10 - $pringfield
Simpsons The 05x11 - Homer The Vigilante
Simpsons The 05x12 - Bart Gets Famous
Simpsons The 05x13 - Homer And Apu
Simpsons The 05x14 - Lisa Vs Malibu Stacy
Simpsons The 05x15 - Deep Space Homer
Simpsons The 05x16 - Homer Loves Flanders
Simpsons The 05x17 - Bart Gets An Elephant
Simpsons The 05x18 - Burns Heir
Simpsons The 05x19 - Sweet Seymour Skinners Baadasssss Song
Simpsons The 05x20 - The Boy Who Knew Too Much
Simpsons The 05x21 - Lady Bouviers Lover
Simpsons The 05x22 - Secrets Of A Successful Marriage
Sin noticias de Dios
Sinbad - Legend Of The Seven Seas
Since Otar Left 2003
Since You Went Away CD1
Since You Went Away CD2
Sinful Nuns of Saint Valentine
Singin in the Rain
Singing Detective The
Singles (2003) CD1
Singles (2003) CD2
Sink The Bismarck
Sinnui yauman II
Sister Act 2 - Back in the Habit CD1
Sister Act 2 - Back in the Habit CD2
Six Days Seven Nights
Six Degrees of Separation (1993)
Six Feet Under
Six String Samurai
Six Strong Guys (2004)
Sixteen Candles CD1
Sixteen Candles CD2
Sixth Sense The
Skammen (Shame Bergman 1968)
Skazka o tsare Saltane
Skulls The (Collectors Edition)
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Slap Shot 2
Sleepers (1996) CD1
Sleepers (1996) CD2
Sleepless in Seattle
Sleepy Hollow 1999
Sleuth (Mankiewicz 1972) CD1
Sleuth (Mankiewicz 1972) CD2
Sliding Doors 1992
Sling Blade CD1
Sling Blade CD2
Small Change (FranÇois Truffaut 1976)
Small Time Crooks 2000
Smell of Fear The
Smokey and the Bandit
Snake Of June A (2002)
Snake Pit The
Snatch - Special Edition
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs 1937
So Close 2002
Sobibor 14 Octobre 1943
Solaris (Tarkovsky) CD1
Solaris (Tarkovsky) CD2
Solaris - Criterion Collection
Solaris 2002 - Behind the Planet
Solaris 2002 Inside
Soldaat Van Oranje 1977 CD1
Soldaat Van Oranje 1977 CD2
Soldiers Story A (Norman Jewison 1984)
Solomon and Sheba CD1
Solomon and Sheba CD2
Sombre 25fps 1998
Some Kind of Monster CD1
Some Kind of Monster CD2
Something The Lord Made CD1
Something The Lord Made CD2
Somethings Gotta Give CD1
Somethings Gotta Give CD2
Son In Law
Song of the South
Soul Guardians The (1998) CD1
Soul Guardians The (1998) CD2
Soul Keeper The (2003)
Sound of Music The
South Park - Bigger Longer and Uncut
South Park 01x01 - Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
South Park 01x02 - Weight Gain 4000
South Park 01x03 - Volcano
South Park 01x04 - Big Gay Als Big Gay Boatride
South Park 01x05 - An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
South Park 01x06 - Death
South Park 01x07 - Pinkeye
South Park 01x08 - Jesus VS Satan
South Park 01x09 - Starvin Marvin
South Park 01x10 - Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo
South Park 01x11 - Toms Rhinoplasty
South Park 01x12 - Mecha Striesand
South Park 01x13 - Cartmans Mom is a Dirty Slut
Soylent Green 1973
Spanish Prisoner The CD1
Spanish Prisoner The CD2
Spark the Lighter
Spartacus 2004 CD1
Spartacus 2004 CD2
Spartacus Fixed 1960
Spartan 2004 CD1
Spartan 2004 CD2
Spawn (Directors Cut)
Species 3 CD1
Species 3 CD2
Speed 2 - Cruise Control
Spellbound (Hitchcock 1945)
Spider Man 2 CD1
Spider Man 2 CD2
Spies Like Us 1985
Spirit of the Beehive
Spirited Away CD1
Spirited Away CD2
Spirits of the Dead 1968 CD1
Spirits of the Dead 1968 CD2
Spongebob Squarepants The Movie
Springtime In A Small Town
Spun (Unrated Version)
Spy Who Came In from the Cold The
Spy Who Loved Me The
Spy Who Shagged Me The - New Line Platinum Series
St Johns Wort - (Otogiriso) 25fps 2001
Stage Beauty 2004
Stage Fright 1950
Stalker 1979 CD1
Stalker 1979 CD2
Star Trek Generations CD1
Star Trek Generations CD2
Star Wars - Episode II Attack of the Clones
Star Wars - Episode IV A New Hope
Star Wars - Episode I The Phantom Menace
Star Wars Episode 4 (A New Hope) CD1
Star Wars Episode 4 (A New Hope) CD2
Star Wars Episode 5 (Empire Strikes Back) CD1
Star Wars Episode 5 (Empire Strikes Back) CD2
Star Wars Episode 6 (Return of the Jedi) CD1
Star Wars Episode 6 (Return of the Jedi) CD2
Stargate SG1 1x01 Children of the Gods
Stargate SG1 1x02 The enemy Within
Stargate SG1 1x03 Emancipation
Stargate SG1 1x04 The Broca Divide
Stargate SG1 1x05 The First Commandment
Stargate SG1 1x06 Cold Lazarus
Stargate SG1 1x07 The Nox
Stargate SG1 1x08 Brief Candle
Stargate SG1 1x09 Thors Hammer
Stargate SG1 1x10 The Torment of Tantalus
Stargate SG1 1x11 Bloodlines
Stargate SG1 1x12 Fire and Water
Stargate SG1 1x13 Hathor
Stargate SG1 1x14 Singularity
Stargate SG1 1x15 The Cor AI
Stargate SG1 1x16 Enigma
Stargate SG1 1x17 Solitudes
Stargate SG1 1x18 Tin Man
Stargate SG1 1x19 There but for the Grace of God
Stargate SG1 1x20 Politics
Stargate SG1 1x21 Within the Serpents Grasp
Stargate SG1 2x01 The serpents lair
Stargate SG1 2x02 In the line of duty
Stargate SG1 2x03 Prisoners
Stargate SG1 2x04 The gamekeeper
Stargate SG1 2x05 Need
Stargate SG1 2x06 Thors chariot
Stargate SG1 2x07 Message in a bottle
Stargate SG1 2x08 Family
Stargate SG1 2x09 Secrets
Stargate SG1 2x10 Bane
Stargate SG1 2x11 The tokra part 1
Stargate SG1 2x12 The tokra part 2
Stargate SG1 2x13 Spirits
Stargate SG1 2x14 Touchstone
Stargate SG1 2x15 The fifth race
Stargate SG1 2x16 A matter of time
Stargate SG1 2x17 Holiday
Stargate SG1 2x18 Serpents song
Stargate SG1 2x19 One false step
Stargate SG1 2x20 Show and tell
Stargate SG1 2x21 1969
Stargate SG1 3x01 Into The Fire II
Stargate SG1 3x02 Seth
Stargate SG1 3x03 Fair Game
Stargate SG1 3x04 Legacy
Stargate SG1 3x05 Learning Curve
Stargate SG1 3x06 Point Of View
Stargate SG1 3x07 Deadman Switch
Stargate SG1 3x08 Demons
Stargate SG1 3x09 Rules Of Engagement
Stargate SG1 3x10 Forever In A Day
Stargate SG1 3x11 Past And Present
Stargate SG1 3x12 Jolinars Memories
Stargate SG1 3x13 The Devil You Know
Stargate SG1 3x14 Foothold
Stargate SG1 3x15 Pretense
Stargate SG1 3x16 Urgo
Stargate SG1 3x17 A Hundred Days
Stargate SG1 3x18 Shades Of Grey
Stargate SG1 3x19 New Ground
Stargate SG1 3x20 Maternal Instinct
Stargate SG1 3x21 Crystal Skull
Stargate SG1 3x22 Nemesis
Stargate SG1 4x01 Small Victories
Stargate SG1 4x02 The Other Side
Stargate SG1 4x03 Upgrades
Stargate SG1 4x04 Crossroads
Stargate SG1 4x05 Divide And Conquer
Stargate SG1 4x06 Window Of Opportunity
Stargate SG1 4x07 Watergate
Stargate SG1 4x08 The First Ones
Stargate SG1 4x09 Scorched Earth
Stargate SG1 4x10 Beneath The Surface
Stargate SG1 4x11 Point Of No Return
Stargate SG1 4x12 Tangent
Stargate SG1 4x13 The Curse
Stargate SG1 4x14 The Serpents Venom
Stargate SG1 4x15 Chain Reaction
Stargate SG1 4x16 2010
Stargate SG1 4x17 Absolute Power
Stargate SG1 4x18 The Light
Stargate SG1 4x19 Prodigy
Stargate SG1 4x20 Entity
Stargate SG1 4x21 Double Jeopardy
Stargate SG1 4x22 Exodus
Stargate SG1 5x01 Enemies
Stargate SG1 5x02 Threshold
Stargate SG1 5x03 Ascension
Stargate SG1 5x04 Fifth Man
Stargate SG1 5x05 Red Sky
Stargate SG1 5x06 Rite Of Passage
Stargate SG1 5x07 Beast Of Burden
Stargate SG1 5x08 The Tomb
Stargate SG1 5x09 Between Two Fires
Stargate SG1 5x10 2001
Stargate SG1 5x11 Desperate Measures
Stargate SG1 5x12 Wormhole X-Treme
Stargate SG1 5x13 Proving Ground
Stargate SG1 5x14 48 Hours
Stargate SG1 5x15 Summit
Stargate SG1 5x16 Last Stand
Stargate SG1 5x17 Failsafe
Stargate SG1 5x18 The Warrior
Stargate SG1 5x19 Menace
Stargate SG1 5x20 The Sentinel
Stargate SG1 5x21 Meridian
Stargate SG1 5x22 Revelations
Stargate SG1 6x01 Redemption Part 1
Stargate SG1 6x02 Redemption Part 2
Stargate SG1 6x03 Descent
Stargate SG1 6x04 Frozen
Stargate SG1 6x05 Nightwalkers
Stargate SG1 6x06 Abyss
Stargate SG1 6x07 Shadow Play
Stargate SG1 6x08 The Other Guys
Stargate SG1 6x09 Allegiance
Stargate SG1 6x10 Cure
Stargate SG1 6x11 Prometheus
Stargate SG1 6x12 Unnatural Selection
Stargate SG1 6x13 Sight Unseen
Stargate SG1 6x14 Smoke n Mirrors
Stargate SG1 6x15 Paradise Lost
Stargate SG1 6x16 Metamorphosis
Stargate SG1 6x17 Disclosure
Stargate SG1 6x18 Forsaken
Stargate SG1 6x19 The Changeling
Stargate SG1 6x20 Memento
Stargate SG1 6x21 Prophecy
Stargate SG1 6x22 Full Circle
Stargate SG1 7x01 Fallen
Stargate SG1 7x02 Homecoming
Stargate SG1 7x03 Fragile Balance
Stargate SG1 7x04 Orpheus
Stargate SG1 7x05 Revisions
Stargate SG1 7x06 Lifeboat
Stargate SG1 7x07 Enemy Mine
Stargate SG1 7x08 Space Race
Stargate SG1 7x09 Avenger 2 0
Stargate SG1 7x10 Birthright
Stargate SG1 7x10 Heroes II
Stargate SG1 7x11 Evolution I
Stargate SG1 7x12 Evolution II
Stargate SG1 7x13 Grace
Stargate SG1 7x14 Fallout
Stargate SG1 7x15 Chimera
Stargate SG1 7x16 Death Knell
Stargate SG1 7x17 Heroes I
Stargate SG1 7x19 Resurrection
Stargate SG1 7x20 Inauguration
Stargate SG1 7x21-22 The Lost City I n II
Starship Troopers (Special Edition)
Starship Troopers 2
Story Of A Kiss
Strange aventure de Docteur Molyneux
Street Of Love And Hope (Nagisa Oshima 1959)
Street of shame (Akasen chitai)
Streetcar Named Desire A
Summer Tale A 2000
Sunday Lunch (2003)
Super 8 Stories
Superman IV - The Quest for Peace
Surviving the Game
Swedish Love Story A (1970) CD1
Swedish Love Story A (1970) CD2
Sweetest Thing The (Unrated Version)
Swordsman III - The East is Red
Sylvester - Canned Feud (1951)
Sylvester - Speedy Gonzales (1955)
Sylvester and Elmer - Kit for Cat (1948)
Sylvester and Porky - Scaredy Cat (1948)
Sylvester and Tweety - Canary Row (1950)
Sylvester and Tweety - Putty Tat Trouble (1951)
Sylvester and Tweety - Tweetys SOS (1951)