Secret life of Walter Mitty The (1947)
Not so fast! You're driving too fast!
What are you driving so fast for?
You were up to 35. You know I don't like to go over 30!
You're always doing something else and having your mind on something else.
- I'm sorry, Mother. - You haven't heard a word I said.
- Yes, I have. - What did I say?
You said I was up to 35, and you didn't like me to go over 30.
Not that. I said we're going to have it in a church.
- Have what, Mother? - The wedding!
- Oh. - See? You weren't listening.
Red light, Walter.
That reminds me.
Bring me home some soap chips. I like the Sea Drift brand.
They don't make you sneeze.
Go ahead, Walter.
Now don't forget the name: Sea Drift.
Somewhere off the South China coast, in the worst typhoon in 40 years...
the little schooner, India Queen, plowed through an ocean gone mad.
Straining pumps went ta-pocketa, ta-pocketa.
Up on deck, Captain Walter Mitty stood at the helm...
fighting courageously from keeping this tortured vessel...
from being smashed to bits.
What are you doing here? Get below!
Can't I help? You haven't had your clothes off in three days!
Somebody's gotta get the India Queen through.
There's half a million dollars of rare spices aboard this ship!
I promised your father I'd get it through.
Captain Mitty, you're hurt!
It's nothing! Just a broken arm!
Walter! Watch out!
Did you write down all the things I told you to write down?
- I'll remember them. - Oh, no, you won't.
You just make a note of it in your little black book.
Number two thread.
- Snapdragon seeds. - Wait a minute.
Sock stretchers, can of Gleamo Floor Wax...
- Gleamo what? - Gleamo Floor Wax.
- What's that "SS"? - Sock stretchers.
- Well, write it out. - All right.
And cheese grater.
And don't forget to return this sprinkling can.
I tried it out this morning, and the holes are too small.
Tell them I have better things to do than wait for the water to come out.
Careful, sweet. Don't forget the cake!
- What? - The cake!
Back in the car, please.
Keep that thing in, bud!
"Pierce Publishing Company"
- Morning. - Good morning.
Here are those drawings you wanted.
Oh, yeah. Thank you.
Oh, that's pretty, Mr. Grimsby.
Yeah, it's a bit mild.
I think I ought to tear the dress off her other shoulder.
You could use a little more blood on the ax.
Well, good morning, everybody.
You think I'd forgotten you? Here we are.
Now stop, Elmer. You've had enough already.
Come on. There.
Hey, dream boy.
- The old man's screaming for you. - Oh! The conference.
Let's see. "Spicy Sea Stories." Here we are.
Hold it! Raise your hands just a little.
- Hello, Fred. - How's it going, Walter?
Gentlemen, it will be the regular practice of the firm till...
So you finally chose to honor us with your presence.
- Yes, sir. - Where are the proofs to "Air Aces"?
- Right here, Mr. Pierce. Ready to go. - Put it to bed.
- Mitty! - Yes, sir?
What is the meaning of this?
Meaning of what, Mr. Pierce?
You had the vampire killed off...
of the first installment of "The Lady And The Vampire."
There are 33 issues to go.
- But he isn't really dead. - What do you mean he isn't dead?
The villagers drove a stake through his heart!
Anybody knows that kills a vampire!
Yes, but if you read further on you'll find the stake only went through a lung.
You don't have to worry. He'll be back sucking blood in the next issue.
Well, sit down.
If you'd been here on time you'd know why I called this meeting.
To repeat, ladies and gentlemen:
Ours is a great and proud list of magazines.
"Racy Detective Stories, "Astounding Adventure Tales"...
"Wild Confessions, "Air Aces."
- "Frontier Stories"... - "Exotic Love Stories."
- And "Sensational Murders." - And "Sen..."
Mitty, when I need your help I'll ask for it.
But a new and virgin field of fiction has come to my attention.
A rich and as yet untapped vein...
embracing thousands of undiscovered readers.
Starting the first of next month we go to press with a new baby.
"Hospital Love Stories."
- Congratulations! You've done it again! - Thank you, gentlemen.
- Well, what do you think? - Oh! I've always liked it, Mr. Pierce.
Don't you remember? I suggested the idea in a memorandum last month.
Oh, that! I had this idea two years ago.
Now, the type of stories we need...
You may take notes, gentlemen.
Now, let me see.
"Hospital Love Stories."
What have we got to sell?
Beautiful blonde nurses.
We can't have too many nurses.
Capture the glamour of the hospital. You get the idea?
With the compassionate look of a man who had seen much too much pain...
Dr. Walter Mitty, the surgical genius...
entered the breathless hush of the operating room...
the sound of the huge anesthetizing machine...
going ta-pocketa, ta-pocketa.
There were whispered introductions.
I'm glad you came. Dr. Remington. Dr. Renshaw.
Dr. Pritchard-Midford, St. John's Hospital, London.
- Dr. Walter Mitty. - Gentlemen.
The new anesthetizer's giving way.
There's no one in the East who knows how to fix it.
Give me your fountain pen.
- That will hold for ten minutes. - Astounding!
He's not only the greatest surgeon in the world...
he's also a mechanical genius.
You'd better get on with the operation.
- What is it? - Coreopsis has set in.
Would you take over, Mitty?
If you wish.
There's only one chance, gentlemen.
The Vienna Trepan.
The operation Heinzelman performed on a rabbit?
Blood pressure, please.
Thirty over two hundred.
Needle and number two threads.
There you are.
Oh, Doctor, do you think...
- Will he... - There, there, Miss Cartwright.
Your brother will play the violin again.
I just grafted new fingers on him.
Oh, you're wonderful!
You'll want some rest now.
Mitty! I asked you a question. I expect an answer!
I was just thinking, sir.
We might possibly put out a pocket-size edition.
- Pocket-size edition? - Yes, sir.
- For pockets. - You weren't thinking at all!
- You were daydreaming again! - Oh, no, sir! I was really thinking.
I was thinking about hospitals for hospital stories.
I finished talking about hospitals ten minutes ago!
The subject, for your information, is the next issue of "Racy Detective."
Not a bad idea.
- Hello. - Hello, Mother.
- You forgot to bring the cake. - What cake?
Gertrude and her mother are coming to dinner.
I asked you to bring home a cake.
What's that thing?
I thought you said "rake."
You're getting more absent-minded every day.
It's all that daydreaming you do.
I brought everything else: The number two thread...
the Gleamo wax, the sock stretchers.
- Did you bring the snapdragon seeds? - No. They didn't have any.
The man said petunias were just as pretty.
Don't you ever forget. When I say snapdragon seeds...
I mean snapdragon seeds.
Just leave everything in the hall. I'll take care of it.
Hurry and get cleaned up. They'll be here any minute.
All right, Mother.
- Is there any mail for me? - No.
- Who are you expecting a letter from? - Nobody.
I just thought there might be some mail.
Don't use the guest towels.
I just put them up.
Use the one on your door.
All right, Mother.
And put on that clean shirt I hung up for you.
And use some of the cologne Gertrude gave you for Christmas.
Do I have to? It smells like ether.
Don't be silly. It's lovely...
and the least you can do for your fiancee.
Oh, all right.
- Irmagarde! - Eunice, how are you?
Come in, dear... and Gertrude.
My, what a sweet hat!
And, Gertrude, you look too cute for words.
I hope you don't mind my bringing Queenie, Mrs. Mitty.
She doesn't like to be alone.
Do you, Queenie, in that great, big empty house?
Not at all, dear.
Walter, there's someone down here to see you, dear.
- Hello, Mrs. Griswold. - Dear Walter.
- Hello, Gertrude. - Come along, Irmagarde.
What's that awful smell?
It's that cologne you gave me for Christmas.
It's lovely, isn't it?
Queenie, say hello to your future daddy...
Don't stand there like a stick. Wave back.
There you are, Queenie.
- Have you talked to your boss yet? - No, I haven't.
I certainly think you should talk to him and get two or three months off.
- Two or three months! - Frankly I don't approve of honeymoons.
All that packing!
Walter's always head his heart set on seeing Yellowstone Park.
- Why? - Why?
I don't know. I just thought I'd like to see Yellowstone Park.
Do they let dogs in there?
Honey, you weren't thinking of taking Queenie along?
- I was only asking! - I wouldn't dream of leaving Queenie!
Queenie and Walter don't trust each other. That's why they don't get along.
She always starts! You see?
Queenie, you old crosspatch.
I don't think she's feeling well.
Why don't you try that new vitamin puppy biscuit?
Walter would be happy to pick some up for you.
That would be wonderful.
- Make a note of that, dear. - Yes, Mother.
Walter, you haven't touched your nice milk toast.
- I'm not hungry. - You know the doctor said...
it would be good for your nervous stomach.
That's why the Air Corps turned him down.
It must be cold in here.
Yes, Mother. I know. The furnace.
Walter's a very lucky boy.
Tubby Wadsworth has proposed a half a dozen times.
He's still doing it!
The Spitfire dived through the clouds, its machine guns belching lead.
Oblivious to the ominous ta-pocketa, ta-pocketa of his failing engines...
Wing Commander Walter Mitty, the most feared man in R.A.F. Desert patrol...
clung to the tail of the Messerschmitt.
Himmel's villain. It's Walter Mitty.
I am a lost man.
Mitty's jaw was a grim, straight line...
as he gave the Jerry three more lethal bursts...
and watched him go down in flames.
As I go rolling home
I'm as happy as a king, believe me
I say, fellas! There's Group Captain Mitty.
He made it!
Mitty, how many this time, old boy?
- Hello, sir. - Good show, Mitty.
- Oh, thank you, sir. - That makes 73, doesn't it?
No, 71 actually. 2 were only probables, you know.
Oh. Spot of brandy?
Oh, yes. Thank you, sir.
I say, old chap. You're wounded.
It's nothing, sir. Merely a scratch. Set the bone myself.
- I wish we had more like you. - Thank you, sir.
- Anything troubling you, sir? - Young Raleigh.
Got a case of nerves. I promise the general we'd get that tank dump.
Oh, bad luck, sir.
- Is it vital? - Vital?
Our whole desert campaign depends upon it.
Oh, I see.
Put young Raleigh to bed, sir.
- What do you mean? - I'll fly his mission.
You? You haven't closed your eyes in three days.
I know, sir, but we only live once.
Or do we?
- Shall we have a go at it? - Cheerio.
- Mitty looks a bit done in, fellows. - Yes, he does.
Got the courage of a lion, though. Never gives up.
He's a delightful fellow.
I studied music with him at the Academy.
I shall never forget his impersonation of old Professor Gruenwald.
- Do you remember? - Rather.
Almost drove the old professor barmy.
- I wish he'd do it now. - So do I.
Go ahead, Mitty. I'd rather enjoy a laugh myself.
All right, sir.
Say, let me have your coat, old boy.
There you are! He's doing it now.
All right! Everybody scatter away to the chairs here!
Come on, everybody!
Everybody sit down.
Children, what makes music music?
Music! "Und" why?
When to the symphony you go and they're playing fast but slow
Do you hear the pizzicato's sweet hello when you go
Or the flugelhorns up high Or the fiddles when they cry
No, und why
Because you don't go
You see, children. A symphony is not only music.
It tells a story which has a beginning, middle und an end.
Except of course, the "Unfinished Symphony"...
which has a beginning...
We will now take up the instruments.
There is the trombone
Und the tuba
Und the oboe
Und the saxophone, sousaphone zither and xylophone
Clarinet, bugle horn fiddle and flugelhorn
Tenor kazoo and the timpani too
They are all very busy, except the cymbal.
He stands in the corner and looks around in disgust.
This brings us to Symphony Number 45.
Which was written by the great Czechoslovakian composer...
This work was composed under a slight disadvantage.
He had no talent.
The conductor lifts his baton, und we start.
This is just mood music.
Now comes the first movement: Presto vivace argumento molto...
cantabile molto chocolate molto.
Und we have the first theme which is naturally played on the first fiddle.
This represents a young girl which is living with her wicked guardian...
who is a French horn.
Now this young girl...
who is a beautiful girl...
und her wicked guardian...
live all alone on a farm.
And all she has for company are a hen...
und a dog...
und a nanny goat.
At this point in the symphony, along comes a handsome young trumpet.
Und when he clasps his eyes on this young girl...
his heart goes...
This is Czechoslovakian for thumping.
Und he gets so excited that he has a solo passage.
Which brings us to the second movement where the fiddle is happy.
Und the trumpet is happy.
When suddenly, out stalks the French horn.
The little fiddle is so "putrefied," her bridge falls out.
Und the trumpet says...
But the French horn is very objectionable to this.
Und the trumpet blows his top.
Shut up! Now I know who you are!
You are not a French horn at all! That:
Had me fooled for a while. But a:
Gave you away.
You are a German glockenspiel in disguise, beyond a doubt...
wanted by the police for drowning 12 little fiddles out.
The glockenspiel tries to escape to his flat...
but the animals are too sharp for him.
In the leg!
In the neck!
In the face!
In the other place!
The glockenspiel is trapped, his escape they are foiling.
So he jumps into a kettle drum which is boiling!
Hooray, the bad old glockenspiel is dead
Happy little fiddle and trumpet are wed
- Very good show. - Oh, thank you, sir.
- See you at headquarters. - Yes, sir.
Oh, you are so brave.
So strong! So handsome!
You like Cosette, no?
Will you please come up here? Your milk toast is getting soggy!
If you'd gotten up on time, you'd have made the 7:45.
There was no reason to oversleep!
I had to stay up and read those proofs for Mr. Pierce.
Take a cab from the station, never mind the expense.
I'll take it out of your allowance. Good-bye, dear.
Hurry, now! Hurry, dear!
Bye! The rake!
And don't forget the birdseed and unbleached muslin!
- Good-bye, Mother - Good-bye, darling.
- May I? - Pardon me.
Have a nice day at the office.
I'll see you at Mother's tonight.
I thought you got off at Manhattan transfer?
I just pretended to. I was trying to avoid a masher.
Oh, I'm terribly sorry if I gave the wrong impression...
Oh, it wasn't you. But I appreciate your coming to my assistance.
You're welcome. Well, good-bye.
Oh, darling! You shouldn't have done it!
Oh, it's the loveliest bracelet in the world!
Come! We'll go to the dressmakers together.
What's the matter?
You've a good face.
Well, you've a good one too.
Don't be alarmed. I'm not going to kiss you again.
I wasn't thinking about that.
I think I can trust you, Mr...
Mitty. Walter Mitty.
- My name is Rosalind van Hoorn. - How do you do?
Gee, that's a pretty name.
I need your assistance, Mr. Mitty. Will you help me?
- Me? How? - I'm on my way to meet the Hollandia.
I'm being followed, and I'm frightened.
Please come with me.
- You're frightened? - Yes.
- And you want me to help you? - Yes.
If you were along I wouldn't have to worry.
Well, I guess I could handle myself in a pinch.
I do a little boxing at the Y.
- Well, I'd like to see any masher try... - Oh, you're very kind!
Never mind the Pierce building. Go to Pier 47.
Yes, never mind... Oh! Wait a minute!
I'm sorry! I'm late for the office. I have to be...
Driver, will you stop the ca... There it is now.
Please! Stop the cab!
Here's my share of the cab ride.
That isn't necessary.
- Bye. - Good-bye, Mr. Mitty.
- Oh! - What's the matter?
My briefcase! I left it in that cab!
It had all the proofs to "Air Aces" in it! Mr. Pierce will kill me!
Here! Hold this, will you? Taxi!
Pier 47, North River.
Karl Maasdam, Rotterdam.
Okay, Mr. Maasdam.
Excuse me, miss.
Did you see a girl in a green dress?
She came in a cab. It had my briefcase in it.
I didn't see the driver's face, but the back of his head was kind of oblong.
- Uncle will be so glad to see you. - Not more than I'll be glad to see him.
It's incredible. I can't believe that he's still living.
You're quite sure you came here unobserved?
Karl, you mustn't trouble yourself anymore.
You're in safe hands now.
Miss van Hoorn.
Wait a minute!
My briefcase... I left it in your taxicab.
I followed you all the way down here.
I'm sorry I put you to all that trouble.
- Mr. Maasdam, this is Mr. Mitty. - How do you do?
- Is this what you are looking for? - Yes. Thank you very much.
We're in a dreadful hurry. Would you help the driver with the luggage?
- I'm terribly late... - We can drop you off.
- What was that? - What?
- That click? - I didn't hear nothing.
Sorry to keep rushing you like this but our whole next issue is in here.
I'm in the publishing business.
We put out 31 magazines.
- He must be pretty tired. - Yes, he's had quite a trip.
I guess he fell asleep.
- He's been stabbed! - Stabbed?
What are we gonna do? It's 10:00.
I've never been this late before! What are we gonna do?
Driver, take us to the nearest police station!
Officer! Something terrible has happened!
- This young lady and l... - What young lady?
Officer, I wanna report a murder!
- Murder? - Yes, sir. We have the body outside.
The body is in this taxicab.
Well, it was right here.
I drove up with a girl in green, and we left the body in the taxicab.
- A yellow taxicab? - No. A pink one.
- And the girl was in blue. - No. Green.
Just as I thought! This is a case for Scotland Yard!
No, no! Really, Officer.
Her name was Rosalind van Hoorn.
- And she said I had a nice face... - Well, you have a nice face.
Now you go home and sleep it off.
Good morning, Mr. Mitty.
When do you take over the First National Bank?
- What do you mean? - You seem to be keeping bankers' hours.
Well, I have a very good excuse.
I went down to meet the Hollandia to get my briefcase.
I was with a beautiful girl, and coming back, a man was murdered.
Murdered right next to me in a taxicab.
Then they all disappeared.
- Oh, they all disappeared? - Yes, sir.
Why don't you tell the truth? You fell asleep on the train!
No, sir! Yes, sir?
I wanna tell you something for your own good.
- You've been here for ten years. - Eleven.
- Eleven is it? - Yes.
If you don't stop this woolgathering I'll have to take drastic action!
Oh, honest, Mr. Pierce. This wasn't a daydream.
- I'm sure it wasn't. - I've no time for your excuses.
- Where are those proofs? - Right here in my briefcase.
I have them all read and corrected, sir.
- There they are. - What's this?
My memorandum book.
Okay, we'll send these to press.
Here. You get busy on "Sensational Murders."
I don't want to be bothered. I have an important board meeting this afternoon.
- Yes, sir. - Oh!
Tell Joe to doctor up that knifing story.
Lord Cecil was only stabbed once.
We've always given our readers their money's worth.
Have him stabbed front and back and in the side!
And save the heart for last!
Why should we stint on things like that?
What's the matter with you?
Oh, Mr. Mitty.
- I want to apologize for this morning. - Where'd you disappear to?
I went to make a phone call and was advised to leave.
Uncle felt there was too much at stake for me to be mixed up in what happened.
Uncle Peter. He told me to come here and get you.
- Get me? - He wants to meet you.
I don't wanna get mixed up in this thing either.
Besides, I've got some shopping to do for my mother.
- Please come. - I only have an hour for lunch.
And I'm supposed to be back at the office at 1:30.
It'll only take a few minutes. I promise.
Say, what happened to that taxicab?
What happened to the body?
- They took it away. - "They"? Who's they?
Uncle will explain everything.
- Hello, Tyler. - How do you do?
- Tell my uncle Mr. Mitty is here. - Yes, Miss van Hoorn.
We'll wait in the library.
He'll only be a moment.
Gee, that's pretty. The picture... Do you mind if I look at it?
Of course not.
Do you like it?
- Oh, I love it. - It's always frightened me.
Oh, I thought...
That's my favorite song..."Beautiful Dreamer." I like the way you play it.
Mr. Van Hoorn is waiting in the solarium.
Thank you, Tyler.
- Hello, Uncle. - Hello, my dear.
Uncle Peter, this is Mr. Mitty.
- How are you, Mr. Mitty? - Fine, thank you.
You are the young man who was so kind to my niece this morning.
Oh, I really didn't do anything.
- You'll have a cup of tea with us. - Tea?
- Yes, please do. - All right.
- Gee, these are beautiful. - You like flowers?
Well, Mother likes them. We're raising snapdragons now.
Only, I brought back petunias instead. So I have to exchange them.
You know these bulbs came from Holland?
Oh, did they?
We get ours from Gerber's Feed Store.
Personally, I'd rather raise radishes.
They grow so fast, and you can eat them.
- You like yours with cream? - No. Just salt.
No. No cream. Thank you.
I thought she meant the radishes.
- Please sit down. - Yes.
- Here you are, Uncle. - Thank you, my dear.
The cover fell down.
There we are.
I asked Rosalind to bring you here...
because I wanted to tell you that your life is in danger.
You were present when poor Maasdam was murdered this morning.
But that was a coincidence! I was at the pier...
Just the same, Mr. Mitty. You were there.
- And they might try to kill you too. - Why?
Mr. Mitty, I can see that you are a man of great courage.
Would you like more tea?
Yes, thank you.
Since you have already become involved...
it may be necessary for you to face even greater danger.
It may, huh? Well...
- I think he should know all the facts. - I think I should too.
Uncle Peter was curator of the Royal Netherlands Museum in Rotterdam.
- He was? - He left before the German invasion.
That seems like the most reasonable time.
But before I escaped...
I managed to see that all of our great art treasures...
were concealed in hundreds of obscure places.
Then there's nothing to worry about.
Yes, there is.
The hiding place of each article was recorded in a little black book.
The Boot will do anything to get it.
- Who's the Boot? - His real name is Wilhelm Krug.
That's why Maasdam was murdered this morning.
- I see. - Krug thought that Maasdam had the book.
- Oh. Well then, who has it? - Nobody knows.
But if the Boot thought you had it...
he'd cut your throat in a second.
Let's notify the O.P.A. I mean, the F.B.I.
Uncle has already notified them.
They're working together with the Dutch Secret Police.
I can understand your alarm.
But the police are very efficient.
The minute you are killed...
they'll double their efforts.
Yes. Of course. That's very reassuring.
But I am... I must be running along now. I have so much shopping to do.
As a precaution, say nothing about this matter to anyone.
Even your loved ones.
Of course, you can trust me, Mr. Van Hoorn.
- I won't say... - Good-bye.
- Good-bye. - You're very brave.
- May I help you, sir? - Yes, ma'am.
I have some things here.
I'd like some "Dutch crown jewels. The diamond collection..."
Jewelry department on the fifth floor.
"Diamond collection... House of Orange?"
Mister, this is the pet department.
Oh, the black book!
- How do you do? - Was there something else you wished?
Yes. I'll have some of these dog biscuits.
I always eat them. They contain vitamin B-1.
- You forgot your change, sir. - Oh, thank you very much.
These are lovely leashes, aren't they?
Oh, yes. Lovely. Lovely leashes.
- How much are these muzzles? - Three dollars.
Three dollars? One, two... Thank you.
- Shall I have it wrapped, sir? - No.
I'll wear it home.
In more controlled figures...
Oh... How do you do?
Won't you sit down?
Notice, ladies, the exquisite line and the smooth contour.
The featherweight quality's achieved by using satin and bengaline...
with a chiffon trimming.
Specifically designed for...
I think you'd be able to see better from the front.
No, thank you very much. I've got to make a phone call. Excuse me.
Clarissa, would you mind coming in here a minute?
Yes, Miss Blair.
These nightgowns go in the early delivery today.
And this corset goes to Mrs. Follinsbee.
Be sure that it makes the afternoon delivery tomorrow.
- I will. - Thank you.
Just a minute! What are you doing in here?
- Is this the hardware department? - You know this isn't!
Get out of here, you Peeping Tom!
Excuse me, ma'am.
This idea for pocket-size editions came to me about two years ago.
And I've given it considerable thought.
There are four values to pocket-size editions.
One: They fit into the pocket.
Two: I have behind me a well-geared organization...
of sober, industrious employees who...
Get that thing out of here!
What in thunderation do you think you're doing?
I was trying to get away from somebody.
There's a man following me. He had terrible eyes and a long knife.
I'll explain it all to you later.
Elmer. Go! Come on! Out!
Go away, Elmer. That's it.
I'm sorry. I know how busy you are.
So I don't like to disturb you...
Pardon... Excuse me.
Is Mr. Van Hoorn or his niece at home?
Do you know what time they'll be back? It's very important.
I see. Well, would you leave a message that Mr. Mitty called.
I know of a way to kill a man and leave no trace.
Excuse me. I'll be with you in just a moment.
Who are you?
Dr. Hugo Hollingshead. I have a manuscript...
that contains the most ingenious method for the perpetration of homicide.
I'm afraid you have the wrong office, Dr. Homicide.
- Mr. Pierce buys all the stories. - Mr. Pierce told me to see you.
Oh? Well, would you have a chair?
Did you know that an icicle inserted into the brain...
will melt slowly and leave no trace?
It's been done. Sorry. Would you...
Perhaps you'd be interested in a different method?
The sensory nerve at the base of the skull is vulnerable to an assassin.
One merely presses with the thumbs, thus-
The resultant brain hemorrhage produces instantaneous death.
- Without a clue. - That's very good, Doctor.
But we used the sensory nerve in "The Gland Specialist's Revenge."
Excuse me, won't you?
What you don't know...
is that the base of the brain is a very sensitive place.
As you can see, the only weapon is the human hand.
Hey, wait a minute! Put that book do...
- Give me that vest! - Help!
Give me my vest!
In "Hospital Love Stories," as in all other of our publications...
action will be the key note.
Action! Thrills! The unexpected.
Of course, the medical aspects would be respected.
And a competent...
A competent staff of research men...
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A competent staff of research men...
What in confounded tarnation are you and that pigeon trying to do?
Listen to me!
I was hanging by my hands! A tall doctor pushed me out the window!
- What is this? What tall doctor? - The one you sent to tell me the story!
He didn't come to tell my any story! He came to push me out the window!
I didn't send anyone to throw you out of the window!
I've got more important things to do!
- Well, here's his vest. - Who's vest?
- The man you sent... - Mitty!
I don't know whether you're drunk or crazy!
Throw that pigeon out, and you get out of here!
- I'll talk to you later. - I'm sorry, Mr. Pierce.
Get out of here, Mitty! Get out!
I'm sorry, Mr. Pierce!
I'm terribly sorry!
You know very well, if you're going to get married...
you'll just have to ask for a raise.
Put those flowers in water for me, will you, dear?
What was that?
- What was what? - The clock didn't strike.
I definitely heard it not strike.
Will you please take it to Kudners on Sixth Avenue.
They fixed Gertrude's metronome. They can fix anything.
But don't say you'll do it and then not do it.
I'll do it tomorrow afternoon.
Walter! Not in the lemonade! For heaven's sake!
What's the matter with you? You've been in a daze all evening.
if a fellow was a witness to a murder, and he was told not to say anything...
not even to his loved ones...
what should he do about it?
Can't you forget those stories of yours for a moment?
They've brought Tubby Wadsworth. Put your coat on, darling.
Put it on, and get rid of that paper.
- Anybody home? - Irmagarde!
- My! What a stunning hat! - Thank you.
- And Gertrude dear. - Hello, Mother Mitty.
- Take your things off. - All right.
And Tubby Wadsworth.
Gertrude brought me and left Queenie home.
How do I look as a lap dog? Woof! Woof!
- Hiya, Walt, old boy. - Hello, Tubby.
Brought you a present.
- First edition. - Well! Gee, thanks.
What is it? Tubby's so thoughtful.
Well, isn't this wonderful.
Walter, you look so silly!
Little gadget I picked up at a magic store.
Sneezing powder! It's a howl, isn't it?
- Guess what, Eunice. - What?
We have the Reverend Thomas for Saturday!
- No! - Thanks to Tubby.
Well, you know what they say: "Unlucky in love, lucky in cards."
- What are we waiting for? - You four play the first rubber.
Let's play for a 25th of a cent and settle for half.
Oh, no, dear. No gambling. Let's keep it social.
Cut for deal.
- King. - Ten.
- Three. - Two.
Care for some lady fingers, Tubby?
Only yours, Juliet.
Let's play some bridge.
- One no trump. - Pass.
- Pass. - Five diamonds?
Six no trump.
- Pass. - By.
Your lead, Walt.
How's that, partner?
Slough the two hearts on the diamonds and the spades are good.
You could have set me if you'd have led a heart.
Walter's trouble is he doesn't concentrate.
Card sense is like business sense. Don't have one, you don't have the other!
That's what I'm always telling you, Walter.
Cool as a cucumber...
Gaylord Mitty, the Mississippi gambler...
puffed nonchalantly on a handmade Havana.
Once again, sir.
The deed to my plantation.
Call. Three kings.
I believe I have three bullets, sir.
Lady Luck hasn't been smiling upon you, Colonel Wadsworth.
One more hand, Mitty.
With what, Colonel? Ginger snaps?
I know you're in love with my fiancee.
I'll play you one hand for her.
You'd pluck a star from the heavens...
and fling it on the soiled cloth of a gaming table?
If I lose, I'Il... I'll go north.
Is it a wager?
It's a wager, sir.
I'm terribly sorry, ladies.
Your pleasure, sir.
I'll play these.
Reckon this is one hand you won't win.
This time I got the three aces.
That's mighty strange, Colonel.
I have four aces.
Why, you cheating dog!
These things have been known to go off.
The plink of banjos could be heard over the paddle wheels...
as they went ta-pocketa, ta-pocketa...
in the moonlit water.
Gaylord Mitty squared his enormous shoulders...
and called her name softly.
- Miss Gertrude? - It was a touching moment.
Oh. It's you.
- I have the honor to inform you... - I have already been informed.
I suppose you've come to collect your bet...
you unspeakable riverboat gambler.
I have no intention of holding a lady to any such bargain.
Here's the deed to the plantation stolen from your father.
Try to think kindly of me when...
when I'm away.
Fort Sumter has been fired upon.
My regiment leaves at dawn.
Oh, Gaylord! How I've misjudged you!
I know it's too much to hope for, ma'am, but if you'll wait...
Swallow them up, old Mississippi.
This is my last deal.
Come on, Walt! Finish the deal!
Walter, what's the matter with you?
It's really you.
- You phoned yesterday. - Yes, I called...
I wanted to tell you I found the book you were looking for.
- It was on me! - Thank heavens.
Where is it?
- I stuck it in a lady's corset. - What?
A lady's corset that was being delivered from Stacey's department store.
The lady's name was Follinsbee.
You had the book, and you let it out of your hands?
I had to! A man was chasing me with a long knife...
and another man tried to push me out of a window!
I've been through a lot!
Well, we must find it! Come show me where you put it.
I can't. I've got a dinner party at 6:30.
I've got to meet my mother and lots of other people.
And by the time I get this clock dropped off at Sixth Avenue, l...
It won't strike. Mother's used to hearing it strike.
It keeps her awake, and it's gotta be...
Oh, please, Miss van Hoorn. Please don't cry.
It's just I'm so alone in all of this.
Uncle's helpless, and I don't know where to turn.
Well, it shouldn't be too hard to find.
I'll do anything I can to help.
- Would you? - Sure.
How many Follinsbees can there be?
Let's look in the phone book.
- Well, this looks like it. - Run up and check.
- You won't need that! - It's Grandmother's clock.
- I mustn't let anything happen to it. - I'll keep an eye on it.
Hurry. I'll stay down here in case anything happens.
- What do you think'll happen? - Please hurry!
- It's Follinsbee, all right! - Well, knock on the door.
Knock on the door!
I'm terribly sorry!
- Is your name Follinsbee? - That's right. What do you want?
Would you mind very much if I looked in your wife's corset?
I mean, yesterday I slipped something into her corset.
How do you do?
- Do you know this guy? - Never saw him before.
Oh, you don't...
So help me, Harry! I never saw the guy before in my life!
Get out of here or I'll knock your teeth in.
Please, Harry! I swear! He doesn't mean a thing!
- This isn't a corset. - What is it?
It's a nightgown.
I'd better take it back to that fellow. I've caused him enough trouble.
I'm sorry to trouble you, but I thought I'd better return your wife's nightgown.
"Mrs. Letitia Follinsbee, 949 Fifth Avenue."
She must work here.
Forgot your keys.
Gee, those are pretty. Wooden shoes, huh?
I've had them for years.
They're supposed to ward off evil.
I should have been carrying them yesterday.
Carry them now.
No. These are gold. Why should you give them to me?
Because you've been so kind, Walter.
I have a bag that matches these shoes exactly.
- I wonder how much they are. - Girls! I didn't know you were out here.
Mrs. Follinsbee is waiting for you.
You'll have to rush to change.
You're terribly late.
- What did the corset look like? - It was black and sort of filmy.
And lacy around the neck with little yellow ribbons...
or green or some color.
You wait here.
May I seat you, sir?
Right over here.
Now, girls. Take these corsets.
And you 12s wear these.
Rush, girls! And start dressing.
I'm sorry, but black helps brings out the best in me.
I can't tell you how proud I am...
to present Anatole of Paris.
This is the first appearance of my latest creation:
Venetian mirror hat.
A grey turban studded with diamonds.
And on the top, Prince of Wales ostrich tips.
Cocktails for two.
I call this one the rain hat...
because it looks like a fountain.
And when you buy it...
you get soaked.
It is entirely made of black aigrettes...
with a diamond band in case you go slumming.
For the woman of mystery.
A touch of the Arabian with Grecian simplicity.
A "sheik" that is truly "chic."
Made of jersey, carrying its own capelet...
and giving madam the muffled look.
And now my pièce de résistance.
First, the pin.
Then, the brim.
back with the pin.
The striptease hat.
Now, before I continue with the rest of my hats...
I would like you to know how I started in this business.
It all began when I was born
A month too soon
My Ma was frightened by a runaway saloon
Pa was forced to be a hobo
Because he played the oboe
And the oboe, it is clearly understood
Is an ill wind that no one blows good
I'll never forget the morning that Grandpa ate the awning
To impress a pretty lady who went for men that were shady
Then my uncle, Aunt Mary went on a safari
Tracking through the trackless jungle
At low tide and high noon
And I'm the result of the twisted eugenics
Of this family of inbred schizophrenics
The end of a long, long line of bats
You are no longer with us.
I'm Anatole of Paris I shriek with chic
My hat of the week caused six divorces
Three runaway horses
I'm Anatole of Paris The hats I sell
Make husbands yell
Is that a hat or a two-room flat
Parlor, bedroom, bath.
Let me get my paw on a little piece of straw
At 60 bucks a throw
It's how I pull and chew on it
The little things I do on it
Like placing yards of lacing or a bicycle built for two on it
The little ones, the big ones The sat-on-by-a-pig ones
The foolish ones that perch
And the ghoulish ones that lurch
The one called "Moonlit Menace" designed for a night in Venice
A little bow And a little
I'm Anatole of Paris I must design
I'm just like wine
I go to your head
Give me thread and a needle I itch, I twitch to stitch
I'm a glutton for cuttin' For puttin' with a button
To snip and pluck, nip and tuck fix and trim, tie on that brim
Tote that barge
Lift that veil
And why do I sew each new chapeau
With a style they must look positively grim in
Strictly between us
I hate women
And so, ladies, my first small creation led to greater things.
Here it is. Take it to Uncle's as quickly as you can.
But I can't! My mother...
"Dutch crown jewels.
Diamond collection. House of..."
I don't think we ought to stay here overnight.
We should have gone home in Tubby's car!
And leave Eunice alone with that...
It's raining so hard...
and our road will be washed out anyway.
Who is it?
It's me. Who did you expect?
Here. Drink this while it's warm.
And get right into bed, dear.
Come on, darling.
- That's hot, Mother. - Drink it all, dear.
That's all I want.
- Good night, dear. - Good night.
- And try not to dream of climbing. - Yes, Mother.
Miss van Hoorn!
- They might have heard you! - It was the only way!
Where's the book? Why didn't you bring it to Uncle's?
Come into the kitchen.
You're catching cold. Here. You'd better sit by the stove.
I'll light the oven.
You'd better take those wet shoes off.
I'll make some tea for you.
Wait a minute. I'll be right down.
What in the world are you doing? Where was that music coming from?
The music? Oh! I was just playing the piano, Mother.
Playing the piano?
You can't play the piano!
But it sort of helps me relax when it's lightning and thundering and things.
You just march right into bed and do your relaxing there!
Good night, Mother. Good night, Gertrude.
Good night... Mrs. Griswold.
Well, a lot of people play the piano when they can't sleep.
It's a well-known fact. Good night.
- Walter, what are you doing out here? - Whistling.
The rain is making too much noise to whistle in there.
I was trying to remember the way our old high school song went.
Fight on for Perth Amboy High
Walter, will you please go to bed!
Good night, Mother. Good night, Gertrude.
Good night... Mrs. Griswold.
It's funny. Walter can never go to sleep when he tries to think of something...
and can't remember.
His father was the same way. Up half the night.
- Good night. - Good night.
Mother, what if he acts that way after we're married?
We'll handle him. It's just that he wasn't properly raised.
Tubby keeps on proposing.
Maybe I'm making a mistake!
- Gee, you brought another dress! - It's my slip.
Well, it looks like an evening gown on you.
Would you like another cup of tea?
No, thanks. I must hurry and get the book to Uncle.
- May I have it, please? - Well, it's upstairs. I'll get it.
Only, will you be all right?
- You weren't followed or anything? - No. I'll be all right.
Good. I wouldn't want you to meet those two fellows.
You should see that knife! It was...
- I'm going with you. - No, Walter. That's sweet but...
No. I'll go with you. You leave this way, and I'll meet you out front.
- But you've done enough for me. - No.
Anyone would have done the same thing in my shoes.
I'll get my shoes and get the book too.
Oh, Tyler. Where's Uncle Peter?
He's in the library, miss.
Uncle, we have it! We have the book!
- The book! - And we have Walter to thank.
It was nothing.
Mr. Mitty, I don't know what to say.
I don't know how to repay you. Holland will be eternally grateful.
Well, I really didn't do anything.
It's lucky I found out where Walter lived.
You don't know what this means to me, my dear.
I think I do.
Come and join me.
This calls for a celebration.
And you've been through a great deal.
Mother doesn't like me to drink very much, but maybe just a little one.
- Now, where is the book? - Yes, Walter. Give Uncle the book.
- I gave it to you in the car. - Yes, but I returned it.
No, don't you remember?
I said, "Here's the book." And you said, "Thank you, Walter."
I said, "You're welcome..."
Look through all your pockets. You must have it somewhere.
No, I'm sure I gave it to you.
We must have left it in the car. We'd better go look.
Wait! Mr. Mitty.
- To Holland. - Yes. To Holland.
- Hurry, Walter. - We'll be right back.
You'd better put this raincoat on. It's still raining out.
Walter, what happened?
- The Boot! - Where is the book, Rosalind?
Better put this raincoat on.
It's still raining outside.
He's coming to.
Did you get it?
The black book.
Mother, what are you doing here? Where's Rosalind?
Young man. I have no niece.
How long had he been crawling around your front lawn?
Tyler found him at 7:00 this morning.
- Eating the tulip bulbs. - Tulip bulbs!
I'll pay for all the damages, Mr. Van Hoorn.
- He says he has no niece! - If he says he has no niece...
- He should know! - But I know he has! Her name's Rosalind.
She has blonde hair and is the prettiest girl I ever saw!
I'm afraid he's suffering from some hallucination.
I'm not suffering from anything! There is a black book!
And a man was murdered in front of my eyes!
Tuesday you invited me to lunch, and Rosalind was here!
She was at that piano...
I have never set eyes on you before in my life.
- What do you mean, you... - Please don't make anymore trouble!
- I'm not making... - Now, Mitty!
Pull yourself together! We have four magazines going to press!
I don't care!
Young man, you're beginning to exhaust my patience.
You've destroyed property of mine. I could have you arrested.
Now we can settle this amicably.
I'll pay for all the tulips and send you a life subscription to "Terror Stories."
I've gotta find Rosalind. And don't pay him for any tulips!
- I didn't eat a single one! Rosalind! - Don't get exited!
- We'll get you to a doctor right away. - I'll telephone Dr. Renshaw.
- He took out Walter's tonsils. - Pardon me. If I may suggest.
The boy needs not a physician, but a psychiatrist.
- Psychiatrist! - I happen to know a very good one.
- Name him, sir. Money's no object. - No! I'm gonna find Rosalind.
- Catch him! - I don't know what's happened to Walter!
He's never run away from home, not even when he was little!
- There, there. Mrs. Mitty. - He's such a quiet boy.
Oh, my poor dear! What have you done to him?
He did it himself, madam.
- What's that psychiatrist's name? - Dr. Hugo Hollingshead.
The doctor will see you now.
- Come along, Walter. - Come on.
I'm all right!
I'm not crazy! I just don't wanna...
How do you do? Won't you come in?
- That's him! That's Dr. Hollingshead! - Of course it is.
He's the one who pushed me out the window!
Mother, he's a killer! He belongs to the gang!
- Walter, please! - There, there, my boy.
The doctor's not going to harm you.
- I'm Mr. Pierce. - I see. How do you do?
- And this is Mrs. Mitty, I take it? - Don't let him touch you!
Call the police!
Doctor, you've got to help us. Mitty is one of my key men.
He was all right up to 48 hours ago, but then...
Well, you can see.
- He pushed me out of a window! - Walter, please!
- Do you think he's starved for vitamins? - Calm yourself, my dear Mrs. Mitty.
- We'll give him a thorough examination. - No!
What's the matter, fellow? Why don't you like me?
Because you pushed me out of a window, that's why!
But I've never seen you before.
Possibly you're mistaking me for somebody else.
No, I'm not! Nobody could look as much like you do as you do!
You've got to get well! You're going to be married Sunday!
Don't you understand? This man is a criminal!
There's no reason he can't be back at his desk tomorrow!
I'd rather speak to him alone. Would you mind?
Please don't leave me, Mother. Mr. Pierce, don't leave me alone with...
Now, now, young man. There's nothing to be afraid of.
Your mother will be right outside.
- Will you, Mother? - Of course, darling.
It's all right.
Would you take your glasses off?
Why, of course.
Are you quite sure you didn't come to my office...
and try to push me out of the window?
That's better. Sit down, boy.
Now just lie down there and be comfortable.
- Go ahead. - Can't you examine me standing up?
It's necessary that you be completely relaxed.
Now just lie right down there.
close your eyes.
The left one too.
That's right. Now tell me all that's bothering you.
Well, the day before yesterday...
I met a girl.
She looked like all the girls I've ever dreamed about.
Don't you say he's crazy because he isn't!
Of course not. He isn't imagining anything.
What's so mysterious about a black book?
It's just full of telephone numbers.
- That proves he's normal. - Telephone numbers!
And that Rosalind he's always screaming about... just one of the numbers.
Mama, I wanna go home!
What's bothering you, honey?
And what about the black book?
That was gone too.
It was in your possession when you came to the house?
I thought I'd given it to Mr. Van Hoorn's niece...
but he said he had no niece.
Why are you asking me all these questions?
Because as a psychiatrist I must know your innermost mental processes.
what sort of business are you in?
I'm a proofreader at the Pierce Publishing Company.
My boy, you're suffering from a romantic delusion...
aggravated by overwork and incessant daydreaming.
You mean, l... I dreamed the whole thing?
Don't you see?
You've obviously been affected by all these pulp magazines...
that you're constantly proofreading.
You've been frustrated all your life so you live in your daydreams.
The heroine is always in danger: She's tied to a chair...
bound and gagged.
But she was so real.
She had the prettiest mouth.
Every time she touched me...
I grew hot and cold.
- What's the matter? - I just saw her!
She was sitting in there!
She was bound and gagged.
My boy. I'm afraid you're in love with a girl who doesn't exist.
They were right, I guess.
- I daydream too much. - Exactly!
And that can lead to serious complications.
I had a patient here last week who was suffering...
from the same sort of romantic delusions.
- He was? - Yes. Poor fellow was in a bad state.
No matter how a woman was dressed, he fancied he saw her in a bathing suit.
Metaphilia... an extreme case, of course.
- Yes, Doctor? - Miss Appleby.
Will you bring me the charts on the Wilson case, please?
- Certainly, Doctor. - You have a spot on your uniform!
I'm sorry, Doctor. I'll change immediately.
Did she really have a spot on her uniform?
- Well, you saw it, didn't you? - Oh, sure. I saw it.
It was an ink spot.
- Mercurochrome. - Oh, yes.
Mercurochrome. It looked like red ink.
It was hardly noticeable though...
You didn't see any uniform.
No. Oh, you're right. I saw her in a bathing suit.
I've got metaphilia! What am I gonna do?
What you need is a good, long rest.
But I'm getting married tomorrow!
Capital! Go home and marry your Bertha!
- Gertrude. - Gertrude. And forget all about it.
You'll be a new man.
I'm beginning to feel better already.
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in the sight of God...
and in the face of this company...
to join together this man and this woman...
in holy matrimony.
I require and charge you both...
that if either of you know of any impediment...
why you may not be lawfully joined together in matrimony...
you do now confess it, or else forever after hold your peace."
Do you, Walter...
take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife...
so long as you both shall live?
Place the ring upon her finger.
She's alive! It's true! It wasn't a dream! These are her shoes!
I was right! Van Hoorn's a crook!
He's got her in that house! We've got to get her!
You'll have to go after him. He's going to molest that poor old man!
The hooves of his sorrel, Quicksilver, going ta-pocketa, ta-pocketa...
Walter "Slim" Mitty, the most feared man west of the Pecos...
rode into Tombstone Gulch.
Mitty the Kid's in town!
$"General Store - Post Office"
I wouldn't do that if I was you, Toledo.
- I'd start a-prayin' if I was you. - Why, you!
Please, Slim! Please don't hit me anymore!
- She's still suffering from shock. - Well, get her out of it!
She's hidden that book somewhere in this house.
How can we get information from a girl who can't open her mouth?
Wait! I have a better idea.
Our impetuous young man has come to rescue his lady in distress.
Doctor, do you think that seeing the man she loves might bring her out of it?
- It might. - Good.
Then we will let him rescue her.
Don't come any closer!
I've got a Luger and I'll drill you!
All right, hophead. Start talking and talk fast.
Where is she?
You'd better start singing, lard face. One more move and I'll drive you.
I'll drill you so full of lead...
Oh, I just knew you were alive! I knew it!
Walter, it's you.
If they hurt you, I'll kill them like I did that lard face outside.
Walter, my uncle...
Rosalind, he's a murderer.
I found out he isn't my uncle.
He's the Boot.
I didn't know. I'd never seen my real uncle.
It was the Boot that killed Maasam.
The Boot. We'd better get out of here.
Come on, dear.
Congratulations, Mr. Mitty. You've aroused the sleeping beauty.
- Turn on the light. - Where is it?
- Over there. - Oh.
Wait a minute.
- This ought to hold them. - What are you doing?
Well, this worked in "The Shocking Case Of The Mad Electrician."
I just wire this here, and turn this switch on...
then when they put their hands on...
- Hurry! - Wait a minute.
What are you doing?
It's the Malay tiger trap. It works on tigers, it should work on people.
We used this in "The Elephant Boy Strikes Back."
They cover it with straw.
When he comes in, he steps on this, the barrel goes off...
his foot gets caught, he goes right up and he's trapped.
Here I am!
No! You're suppose...
Come on, Rosalind.
Help! Let me down here!
Help! Let me down!
Well, there's the flower truck.
For the last time! Where is the book?
I'll never tell! Never!
You better stay where you are!
I took care of you once before, and I'll do it again!
Drop it! What's going on here?
- You! What about that flower truck? - I had to rescue the girl!
- These men are crooks! - They're murderers!
- He's the leader! The Boot! - This is what they're after!
It belongs to the Dutch government.
Get him! He's getting away!
Twist her arm, will you? I'll show you who's crazy!
Mitty, you fool! Leave that poor old man alone!
Walter, all those policemen! What does it mean?
- Who's she? - This is Rosalind.
- Now you understand why I left. - I understand, you two-timer!
Well, ladies, I guess I was right all along!
How could you?
Rosalind can explain. She was with me every minute.
All the time you were making advances to my daughter...
you were carrying on with this Jezebel!
Jezebel! How dare you! All of you!
- Rosalind, wait! - Let her go! You're well rid of her!
Run after her, you milk-drinking Casanova!
Milk? I'd like to see what he drinks when he's out with that blonde!
- You filthy drunkard! - You can't make a lily from a ragweed!
- Shut up! - Mitty!
Now you're all gonna listen to me.
For years I've been listening to you! You almost put me in a straightjacket!
Your small minds are muscle-bound with suspicion.
That's because the only exercise you get is jumping to conclusions!
You ought to be ashamed of yourselves, every one of you!
- Now, hold on! I don't think... - You never think!
- What? - The only good idea you ever had...
was to hire me to do your thinking for you!
Go right in. Take a look at it, Walt.
Oh, Walter. It's just wonderful!
Now, folks, this is just another working day in the Pierce Publishing Company.
"Frontier Stories" has to meet its deadline.
Have you ever been through our plant, Mrs. Mitty?
- No, I haven't - Well, come along. I'll show you around.
I'll see you later, dear.
And no more daydreaming, Walt, old man.
Oh, no. Right you are... Bruce!
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Salaam Cinema 1995
Salems Lot 2004 CD1
Salems Lot 2004 CD2
Salesman - Albert and David Maysles (1969)
Salo Or The 120 Days Of Sodom
Salton Sea The
Salvatore Giuliano (Francesco Rosi 1961) CD1
Salvatore Giuliano (Francesco Rosi 1961) CD2
Samsara 1991 CD1
Samsara 1991 CD2
Samurai - Miyamoto Musashi - 03 - Duel at Ganryu Island
Samurai 2 (1955)
Samurai 3 - Duel At Ganryu Island 1956
Samurai Assassin 1965
Sanbiki No Samurai 1964
Sand Pebbles The CD1
Sand Pebbles The CD2
Sands of Iwo Jima
Santa Claus 2
Sante Trap The
Saragossa Manuscript The (1965) CD1
Saragossa Manuscript The (1965) CD2
Satans Brew 1976
Saturday Night Fever CD1
Saturday Night Fever CD2
Satyajit Ray - Apu Trilogy 2 Aparajito (1957)
Sauvage Innocence 2001 CD1
Sauvage Innocence 2001 CD2
Savage Innocents The 1959
Savage The (2003)
Save The Green Planet (2003) CD1
Save The Green Planet (2003) CD2
Saving Private Ryan CD1
Saving Private Ryan CD2
Saving Private Ryan CD3
Saving Silverman (R Rated Version)
Say It Isnt So 2001
Scalphunters The (1968)
Scanners 1981 CD1
Scanners 1981 CD2
Scar The (1976) CD1
Scar The (1976) CD2
Scarecrow - (Kakashi) 25fps 2001
Scarlet Empress The (1934)
Scarlet Empress The - Criterion Collection
Scary Movie 2
Scene At The Sea A (Japanese)
Scenes From A Marriage (1973) CD1
Scenes From A Marriage (1973) CD2
Scenes from a Marriage CD1
Scenes from a Marriage CD2
Scenes from a Marriage CD3
Scenes from a Marriage CD4
Scenes from a Marriage CD5
Scenes from a Marriage CD6
Schippers van de Kameleon CD1
Schippers van de Kameleon CD2
School Of Flesh The
School of Rock
Scooby-Doo - A Gaggle of Galloping Ghosts
Scooby-Doo - Thats Snow Ghost
Scooby-Doo - The Headless Horseman of Halloween
Scooby-Doo - Vampires Cats and Scaredy Cats
Scooby-Doo - Which Witch is Which
Scooby-Doo 2 Monsters Unleashed
Scooby-Doo and the Legend of the Vampire
Scooby Doo Project The
Scorpion King The
Scream 3 CD1
Scream 3 CD2
Secret Agents 2004
Secret Agents Into the Heart of the CIA
Secret Ballot 2001
Secret Lives of Dentist The
Secret Window 2004
Secret life of Walter Mitty The (1947)
Secret of My Success 1987 CD1
Secret of My Success 1987 CD2
Secret of the Ooze The
Secret of the Sword
Secrets of Women
Seducing doctor Lewis
See Spot Run
See no Evil Hear no Evil
Seinfeld Chronicles The
Sense and Sensibility (1995)
Seppuku (aka Harakiri) CD1
Seppuku (aka Harakiri) CD2
Serpents Egg The
Setup The (Robert Wise 1949)
Seven (1995) CD1
Seven (1995) CD2
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
Seven Days in May (1963)
Seven Samurai (1956)
Seven Year Itch The
Seven Years in Tibet CD1
Seven Years in Tibet CD2
Seventh Seal The - Criterion Collection
Seventh Sign The
Sex Is Comedy
Sex Lies And Videotape CD1
Sex Lies And Videotape CD2
Sex and Lucia (Unrated Spanish Edition)
Sex and Zen
Sex and the City 3x13 - Escape From New York
Sex and the City 3x14 - Sex And Another City
Sex and the City 3x15 - Hot Child in the City
Sex and the City 3x16 - Frenemies
Sex and the City 3x17 - What Goes Around Comes Around
Sex and the City 3x18 - Cock A Doodle Do
Sex is zero
Sex lives of the potato men
Sexo Con Amor 2003
Sexy Beast 2000
Shadow The Universal
Shadow of a Doubt
Shadow of the Vampire
Shadows In Paradise
Shadows and Fog
Shakespeare In Love
Shall We Dance
Shanghai Knights CD1
Shanghai Knights CD2
Shaolin Soccer UnCut (2001) CD1
Shaolin Soccer UnCut (2001) CD2
Shaolin Temple CD1
Shaolin Temple CD2
Shaolin Temple The 1979
Shape Of Things The
Shark Tale CD1
Shark Tale CD2
Sharp Guns (2001)
Shaun of the Dead (2004)
Shelter Island 2003
Sherlock Holmes - Hound of the Baskervilles
Sherlock Holmes - The Eligible Bachelor
Sherlock Holmes - The Last Vampyre
Sherlock Holmes - The Master Blackmailer
Sherlock Holmes - The Pearl Of Death 1944
Sherlock Holmes - The Sign of Four
Sherlock Holmes 1x01 - A Scandal In Bohemia
Sherlock Holmes 1x02 - The Dancing Men
Sherlock Holmes 1x03 - The Naval Treaty
Sherlock Holmes 1x04 - The Solitary Cyclist
Sherlock Holmes 1x05 - The Crooked Man
Sherlock Holmes 1x06 - The Speckled Band
Sherlock Holmes 1x07 - The Blue Carbuncle
Sherlock Holmes 1x08 - The Copper Beeches
Sherlock Holmes 1x09 - The Greek Interpreter
Sherlock Holmes 1x10 - The Norwood Builder
Sherlock Holmes 1x11 - The Resident Patient
Sherlock Holmes 1x12 - The Red Headed League
Sherlock Holmes 1x13 - The Final Problem
Sherlock Holmes And The House Of Fear 1945
Sherlock Holmes And The Spider Woman 1944
Sherlock Holmes And The Voice Of Terror 1942
Sherlock Holmes Faces Death 1943
Sherlock Holmes Returns
Sherlock Holmes The Eligible Bachelor
Sherlock Holmes The Scarlet Claw 1944
Sherlock Holmes in Washington 1943
Shes All That
Shes So Lovely
Shes out of control
Shes the One
Shield The 2x01 - The Quick Fix
Shield The 2x02 - Dead Soldiers
Shield The 2x03 - Partners
Shield The 2x04 - Carte Blanche
Shijushichinin No Shikaku (1994 aka 47 Ronin)
Shiki-Jitsu (Hideaki Anno 2000)
Shin Zatoichi monogatari (1963)
Shinjuku - Triad Society (Takashi Miike 1995) CD1
Shinjuku - Triad Society (Takashi Miike 1995) CD2
Ship of Fools CD1 (Stanley Kramer 1965)
Ship of Fools CD2 (Stanley Kramer 1965)
Shiver Of The Vampires The
Shocking Asia CD1
Shocking Asia CD2
Shogun 1980 Part 1
Shogun 1980 Part 2
Shogun 1980 Part 3
Shogun 1980 Part 4
Shogun 1980 Part 5 and 6
Shogun 1980 Part 7 and 8
Shogun 1980 Part 9 and 10
Shop Around The Corner The 1940
Short Circuit 2
Short Cuts CD1
Short Cuts CD2
Short Film About Killing A (1988)
Short Film About Love A (1988)
Short Film About Love A 1988
Shot In The Dark A
Show Me Love
Shredder (Greg Huson 2003)
Shriek if You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th
Shuang tong (2002)
Sib - The Apple
Siburay Bate Cafe
Sicilian The 1987 CD1
Sicilian The 1987 CD2
Siege The (1998)
Silence of the Lambs The
Silencers The (Phil Karlson 1966)
Silent Trigger 1996
Silver Streak 1976
Simon and Garfunkel - The Concert in Central Park
Simon of the Desert
Simpsons 01x01 - Simpsons Roasting Over An Open Fire
Simpsons 01x02 - Bart The Genius
Simpsons 01x03 - Homers Odyssey
Simpsons 01x04 - Theres No Disgrace Like Home
Simpsons 01x05 - Bart the General
Simpsons 01x06 - Moaning Lisa
Simpsons 01x07 - The Call of the Simpsons
Simpsons 01x08 - The Telltale Head
Simpsons 01x09 - Life on the Fast Lane
Simpsons 01x10 - Homers Night Out
Simpsons 01x11 - The Crepes Of Wrath
Simpsons 01x12 - Krusty Gets Busted
Simpsons 01x13 - Some Enchanted Evening
Simpsons The 05x01 - Homers Barbershop Quartet
Simpsons The 05x02 - Cape Feare
Simpsons The 05x03 - Homer Goes To College
Simpsons The 05x04 - Rosebud
Simpsons The 05x05 - Tree House Of Horror
Simpsons The 05x06 - Marge On The Lam
Simpsons The 05x07 - Barts Inner Child
Simpsons The 05x08 - Boy Scoutz N The Hood
Simpsons The 05x09 - The Last-Temptation Of Homer
Simpsons The 05x10 - $pringfield
Simpsons The 05x11 - Homer The Vigilante
Simpsons The 05x12 - Bart Gets Famous
Simpsons The 05x13 - Homer And Apu
Simpsons The 05x14 - Lisa Vs Malibu Stacy
Simpsons The 05x15 - Deep Space Homer
Simpsons The 05x16 - Homer Loves Flanders
Simpsons The 05x17 - Bart Gets An Elephant
Simpsons The 05x18 - Burns Heir
Simpsons The 05x19 - Sweet Seymour Skinners Baadasssss Song
Simpsons The 05x20 - The Boy Who Knew Too Much
Simpsons The 05x21 - Lady Bouviers Lover
Simpsons The 05x22 - Secrets Of A Successful Marriage
Sin noticias de Dios
Sinbad - Legend Of The Seven Seas
Since Otar Left 2003
Since You Went Away CD1
Since You Went Away CD2
Sinful Nuns of Saint Valentine
Singin in the Rain
Singing Detective The
Singles (2003) CD1
Singles (2003) CD2
Sink The Bismarck
Sinnui yauman II
Sister Act 2 - Back in the Habit CD1
Sister Act 2 - Back in the Habit CD2
Six Days Seven Nights
Six Degrees of Separation (1993)
Six Feet Under
Six String Samurai
Six Strong Guys (2004)
Sixteen Candles CD1
Sixteen Candles CD2
Sixth Sense The
Skammen (Shame Bergman 1968)
Skazka o tsare Saltane
Skulls The (Collectors Edition)
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Slap Shot 2
Sleepers (1996) CD1
Sleepers (1996) CD2
Sleepless in Seattle
Sleepy Hollow 1999
Sleuth (Mankiewicz 1972) CD1
Sleuth (Mankiewicz 1972) CD2
Sliding Doors 1992
Sling Blade CD1
Sling Blade CD2
Small Change (FranÇois Truffaut 1976)
Small Time Crooks 2000
Smell of Fear The
Smokey and the Bandit
Snake Of June A (2002)
Snake Pit The
Snatch - Special Edition
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs 1937
So Close 2002
Sobibor 14 Octobre 1943
Solaris (Tarkovsky) CD1
Solaris (Tarkovsky) CD2
Solaris - Criterion Collection
Solaris 2002 - Behind the Planet
Solaris 2002 Inside
Soldaat Van Oranje 1977 CD1
Soldaat Van Oranje 1977 CD2
Soldiers Story A (Norman Jewison 1984)
Solomon and Sheba CD1
Solomon and Sheba CD2
Sombre 25fps 1998
Some Kind of Monster CD1
Some Kind of Monster CD2
Something The Lord Made CD1
Something The Lord Made CD2
Somethings Gotta Give CD1
Somethings Gotta Give CD2
Son In Law
Song of the South
Soul Guardians The (1998) CD1
Soul Guardians The (1998) CD2
Soul Keeper The (2003)
Sound of Music The
South Park - Bigger Longer and Uncut
South Park 01x01 - Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
South Park 01x02 - Weight Gain 4000
South Park 01x03 - Volcano
South Park 01x04 - Big Gay Als Big Gay Boatride
South Park 01x05 - An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
South Park 01x06 - Death
South Park 01x07 - Pinkeye
South Park 01x08 - Jesus VS Satan
South Park 01x09 - Starvin Marvin
South Park 01x10 - Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo
South Park 01x11 - Toms Rhinoplasty
South Park 01x12 - Mecha Striesand
South Park 01x13 - Cartmans Mom is a Dirty Slut
Soylent Green 1973
Spanish Prisoner The CD1
Spanish Prisoner The CD2
Spark the Lighter
Spartacus 2004 CD1
Spartacus 2004 CD2
Spartacus Fixed 1960
Spartan 2004 CD1
Spartan 2004 CD2
Spawn (Directors Cut)
Species 3 CD1
Species 3 CD2
Speed 2 - Cruise Control
Spellbound (Hitchcock 1945)
Spider Man 2 CD1
Spider Man 2 CD2
Spies Like Us 1985
Spirit of the Beehive
Spirited Away CD1
Spirited Away CD2
Spirits of the Dead 1968 CD1
Spirits of the Dead 1968 CD2
Spongebob Squarepants The Movie
Springtime In A Small Town
Spun (Unrated Version)
Spy Who Came In from the Cold The
Spy Who Loved Me The
Spy Who Shagged Me The - New Line Platinum Series
St Johns Wort - (Otogiriso) 25fps 2001
Stage Beauty 2004
Stage Fright 1950
Stalker 1979 CD1
Stalker 1979 CD2
Star Trek Generations CD1
Star Trek Generations CD2
Star Wars - Episode II Attack of the Clones
Star Wars - Episode IV A New Hope
Star Wars - Episode I The Phantom Menace
Star Wars Episode 4 (A New Hope) CD1
Star Wars Episode 4 (A New Hope) CD2
Star Wars Episode 5 (Empire Strikes Back) CD1
Star Wars Episode 5 (Empire Strikes Back) CD2
Star Wars Episode 6 (Return of the Jedi) CD1
Star Wars Episode 6 (Return of the Jedi) CD2
Stargate SG1 1x01 Children of the Gods
Stargate SG1 1x02 The enemy Within
Stargate SG1 1x03 Emancipation
Stargate SG1 1x04 The Broca Divide
Stargate SG1 1x05 The First Commandment
Stargate SG1 1x06 Cold Lazarus
Stargate SG1 1x07 The Nox
Stargate SG1 1x08 Brief Candle
Stargate SG1 1x09 Thors Hammer
Stargate SG1 1x10 The Torment of Tantalus
Stargate SG1 1x11 Bloodlines
Stargate SG1 1x12 Fire and Water
Stargate SG1 1x13 Hathor
Stargate SG1 1x14 Singularity
Stargate SG1 1x15 The Cor AI
Stargate SG1 1x16 Enigma
Stargate SG1 1x17 Solitudes
Stargate SG1 1x18 Tin Man
Stargate SG1 1x19 There but for the Grace of God
Stargate SG1 1x20 Politics
Stargate SG1 1x21 Within the Serpents Grasp
Stargate SG1 2x01 The serpents lair
Stargate SG1 2x02 In the line of duty
Stargate SG1 2x03 Prisoners
Stargate SG1 2x04 The gamekeeper
Stargate SG1 2x05 Need
Stargate SG1 2x06 Thors chariot
Stargate SG1 2x07 Message in a bottle
Stargate SG1 2x08 Family
Stargate SG1 2x09 Secrets
Stargate SG1 2x10 Bane
Stargate SG1 2x11 The tokra part 1
Stargate SG1 2x12 The tokra part 2
Stargate SG1 2x13 Spirits
Stargate SG1 2x14 Touchstone
Stargate SG1 2x15 The fifth race
Stargate SG1 2x16 A matter of time
Stargate SG1 2x17 Holiday
Stargate SG1 2x18 Serpents song
Stargate SG1 2x19 One false step
Stargate SG1 2x20 Show and tell
Stargate SG1 2x21 1969
Stargate SG1 3x01 Into The Fire II
Stargate SG1 3x02 Seth
Stargate SG1 3x03 Fair Game
Stargate SG1 3x04 Legacy
Stargate SG1 3x05 Learning Curve
Stargate SG1 3x06 Point Of View
Stargate SG1 3x07 Deadman Switch
Stargate SG1 3x08 Demons
Stargate SG1 3x09 Rules Of Engagement
Stargate SG1 3x10 Forever In A Day
Stargate SG1 3x11 Past And Present
Stargate SG1 3x12 Jolinars Memories
Stargate SG1 3x13 The Devil You Know
Stargate SG1 3x14 Foothold
Stargate SG1 3x15 Pretense
Stargate SG1 3x16 Urgo
Stargate SG1 3x17 A Hundred Days
Stargate SG1 3x18 Shades Of Grey
Stargate SG1 3x19 New Ground
Stargate SG1 3x20 Maternal Instinct
Stargate SG1 3x21 Crystal Skull
Stargate SG1 3x22 Nemesis
Stargate SG1 4x01 Small Victories
Stargate SG1 4x02 The Other Side
Stargate SG1 4x03 Upgrades
Stargate SG1 4x04 Crossroads
Stargate SG1 4x05 Divide And Conquer
Stargate SG1 4x06 Window Of Opportunity
Stargate SG1 4x07 Watergate
Stargate SG1 4x08 The First Ones
Stargate SG1 4x09 Scorched Earth
Stargate SG1 4x10 Beneath The Surface
Stargate SG1 4x11 Point Of No Return
Stargate SG1 4x12 Tangent
Stargate SG1 4x13 The Curse
Stargate SG1 4x14 The Serpents Venom
Stargate SG1 4x15 Chain Reaction
Stargate SG1 4x16 2010
Stargate SG1 4x17 Absolute Power
Stargate SG1 4x18 The Light
Stargate SG1 4x19 Prodigy
Stargate SG1 4x20 Entity
Stargate SG1 4x21 Double Jeopardy
Stargate SG1 4x22 Exodus
Stargate SG1 5x01 Enemies
Stargate SG1 5x02 Threshold
Stargate SG1 5x03 Ascension
Stargate SG1 5x04 Fifth Man
Stargate SG1 5x05 Red Sky
Stargate SG1 5x06 Rite Of Passage
Stargate SG1 5x07 Beast Of Burden
Stargate SG1 5x08 The Tomb
Stargate SG1 5x09 Between Two Fires
Stargate SG1 5x10 2001
Stargate SG1 5x11 Desperate Measures
Stargate SG1 5x12 Wormhole X-Treme
Stargate SG1 5x13 Proving Ground
Stargate SG1 5x14 48 Hours
Stargate SG1 5x15 Summit
Stargate SG1 5x16 Last Stand
Stargate SG1 5x17 Failsafe
Stargate SG1 5x18 The Warrior
Stargate SG1 5x19 Menace
Stargate SG1 5x20 The Sentinel
Stargate SG1 5x21 Meridian
Stargate SG1 5x22 Revelations
Stargate SG1 6x01 Redemption Part 1
Stargate SG1 6x02 Redemption Part 2
Stargate SG1 6x03 Descent
Stargate SG1 6x04 Frozen
Stargate SG1 6x05 Nightwalkers
Stargate SG1 6x06 Abyss
Stargate SG1 6x07 Shadow Play
Stargate SG1 6x08 The Other Guys
Stargate SG1 6x09 Allegiance
Stargate SG1 6x10 Cure
Stargate SG1 6x11 Prometheus
Stargate SG1 6x12 Unnatural Selection
Stargate SG1 6x13 Sight Unseen
Stargate SG1 6x14 Smoke n Mirrors
Stargate SG1 6x15 Paradise Lost
Stargate SG1 6x16 Metamorphosis
Stargate SG1 6x17 Disclosure
Stargate SG1 6x18 Forsaken
Stargate SG1 6x19 The Changeling
Stargate SG1 6x20 Memento
Stargate SG1 6x21 Prophecy
Stargate SG1 6x22 Full Circle
Stargate SG1 7x01 Fallen
Stargate SG1 7x02 Homecoming
Stargate SG1 7x03 Fragile Balance
Stargate SG1 7x04 Orpheus
Stargate SG1 7x05 Revisions
Stargate SG1 7x06 Lifeboat
Stargate SG1 7x07 Enemy Mine
Stargate SG1 7x08 Space Race
Stargate SG1 7x09 Avenger 2 0
Stargate SG1 7x10 Birthright
Stargate SG1 7x10 Heroes II
Stargate SG1 7x11 Evolution I
Stargate SG1 7x12 Evolution II
Stargate SG1 7x13 Grace
Stargate SG1 7x14 Fallout
Stargate SG1 7x15 Chimera
Stargate SG1 7x16 Death Knell
Stargate SG1 7x17 Heroes I
Stargate SG1 7x19 Resurrection
Stargate SG1 7x20 Inauguration
Stargate SG1 7x21-22 The Lost City I n II
Starship Troopers (Special Edition)
Starship Troopers 2
Story Of A Kiss
Strange aventure de Docteur Molyneux
Street Of Love And Hope (Nagisa Oshima 1959)
Street of shame (Akasen chitai)
Streetcar Named Desire A
Summer Tale A 2000
Sunday Lunch (2003)
Super 8 Stories
Superman IV - The Quest for Peace
Surviving the Game
Swedish Love Story A (1970) CD1
Swedish Love Story A (1970) CD2
Sweetest Thing The (Unrated Version)
Swordsman III - The East is Red
Sylvester - Canned Feud (1951)
Sylvester - Speedy Gonzales (1955)
Sylvester and Elmer - Kit for Cat (1948)
Sylvester and Porky - Scaredy Cat (1948)
Sylvester and Tweety - Canary Row (1950)
Sylvester and Tweety - Putty Tat Trouble (1951)
Sylvester and Tweety - Tweetys SOS (1951)