Simpsons 01x01 - Simpsons Roasting Over An Open Fire
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Ooh! Careful, Homer!
There's no time. We're late.
O little town of Bethlehem
O little town of Bethlehem
How still we see the elie
-Excuse me. Pardon me.
- Sorry. Excuse me.|- Hey, Norman, how's it goin'?
So you got dragged down here|too, huh?
- How you doin', Fred?|- Sorry. Excuse me.
- Yeah. 'Scuse me. Oh!
Pardon my galoshes.
Are met in thee tonight
Wasn't that wonderful?
And now|"Santas of many lands,"
as presented by the entire|second grade class.
Oh! Lisa's class.
That's German for|" Merry Christmas."
In Germany, Santa's servant Ruprecht|gives presents to good children...
and whipping rods|to the parents of bad ones.
I am Hotseiosha, a japanese priest|who acts like Santa Claus.
I have eyes|in the back ofmy head...
so children better behave|when I'm nearby.
Now presenting Lisa Simpson...
as Tawanga, the Santa Claus|of the South Seas.
Ooh, it's Lisa! That's ours.
Ah, the fourth grade|will now favor us with a melody--
Uh, medley|of holiday "flavorites."
Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way|Ha ha ha
Bells on bobtail ring
- Isn't Bart sweet, Homer?
He sings like an angel.
Oh, jingle bells|Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
The Batmobile|broke its wheel
The joker got awa--
Jingle bells|Jingle bells
The fifth grade will now favour us...
with a scene from Charles, uh, Dickens'|A Christmas Carol.
How many grades does this school have?
" Dear friends of the Simpson family,
"We had some sadness and|some gladness this year.
" First, the sadness.|Our little cat Snowball...
"was unexpectedly run over|and went to kitty heaven.
"But we bought|a new little cat, Snowball I.
"So I guess life goes on.
"Speaking of life going on,|Grandpa's still with us, feisty as ever.
" Maggie is walking by herself,
"Lisa got straight A's,|and Bart--
"Well, we love Bart.
"The magic of the season|has touched us all.
Marge, haven't you finished|that stupid letter yet?
- " Homer sends his love. Happy holidays.|- Marge!
- The Simpsons."|- Marge, where's the extension cord?
For heaven's sake, Homer.|It's in the utility drawer.
Sorry. I'm just a big kid.
And I love Christmas|so much.
All right, children,|let me have those letters.
I'll send them to Santa's workshop|at the North Pole.
Oh, please. There's only|one fat guy that brings us presents,
and his name ain't Santa.
Uh-- A pony?
Oh, Lisa, you've asked for that|for the last three years,
and I keep telling you Santa can't|fit a pony into his sleigh.
Can't you take a hint?
But I really want a pony,
- and I've been really good this year.|- Oh, dear.
Maybe Bart is|a little more realistic.
- A tattoo?|- A what?
Yeah! They're cool, and they last|the rest of your life.
you will not be getting|a tattoo for Christmas.
Yeah. If you want one, you'll have|to pay for it out of your allowance.
- All right!|- Homer!
- Marge, please.|- Who's this?
May I please speak to Marge?
- This is her sister, isn't it?|- Is Marge there?
- Who shall I say is calling?|- Marge, please.
It's your sister.|Oh!
- Hello.|- Hello, Marge. It's Patty.
Selma and I couldn't be more excited|about seeing our sister Christmas Eve.
Well, Homer and I are looking|forward to your visit too.
Somehow I doubt|that Homer is excited.
of all the men|you could've married,
I don't know why you picked|one who's always so rude to us.
- Good one, Dad.
Okay, kids,|prepare to be dazzled.
Marge, turn on the juice!
- What do you think, kids?
- Nice try, Dad.
Just hold|your horses, son. Hey, Simpson!
- What is it, Flanders?|- Do you think this looks okay?
Ho ho ho. Ho ho ho.
- Oh!|- Oh, neato!
It's too bright.
I oughta-- Flanders.|What a big show-off.
- Kids, wanna go Christmas shopping?|- I do!
- All right! The mall!|- Go get your money.
Tell us, Marge. Where have|you been hiding the Christmas money?
Oh, I have my secrets.
- you can look now.|- Ooh! Big jar this year.
Oh, Bart,|that's so sweet.
It's the best present|a mother could get,
and it makes you look|so dangerous.
- One " Mother," please.
Wait a minute.|How old are you?
- Twenty-one, sir.|- Get in the chair.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Attention,|all personnel, please keep working...
during the following|announcement.
And now our boss and friend|Mr. Burns.
Hello. I'm proud to announce...
that we've been able to increase|safety here at the plant...
without increasing the cost|to the consumer...
or affecting management|payraises.
However, for you|semiskilled workers,
there will be|no Christmas bonuses.
- Oh, and one more thing.
- Oh, thank God for the big jar.
- Where's that Bart?
But, Mom,|I thought you'd like it.
Yes, Mrs. Simpson, we can remove|your son's tattoo.
It's a simple routine|involving lasers.
- Cool!|- However, it is rather expensive,
and we must insist|on a cash payment up front.
- Cash?|- Mm-hmm.
Thank God for|Homer's Christmas bonus.
- Ay, caramba!|- Now, whatever you do, don't squirm.
you don't wanna get this sucker|near your eye or your groin.
- Ow! Quit it.
Ow! Quit it.
Ow! Quit it.
- Ow! Quit it.|- Hey, what's with this?
Ow! Quit it!|Used to be a real boss tattoo.
Mom had to spend the Christmas money|having it surgically removed.
The jar is empty!|Oh, my God!
We're ruined.|Christmas is canceled.
No presents for anyone!
Don't worry, Homer. We'll just|have to stretch your Christmas bonus...
- even further this year.
- Homer?|- Oh, yeah. My Christmas bonus.
How silly of me.
This'll be the best|Christmas yet.
The best any family|ever had.
Ho ho ho.
Hmm. I get the feeling there's|something you haven't told me, Homer.
- Huh? Oh. I love you, Marge.|- you tell me that all the time.
Oh, good,|because I do love you.
I don't deserve you as much|as a guy with a fat wallet...
and a credit card that won't|set off that horrible beeping.
I think it does have something|to do with your Christmas bonus.
I keep asking for it,|but--
Marge, um,|let me be honest with you.
- Yes?|- Well, I would--
I-- I wanna do|the Christmas shopping this year.
Uh, sure, okay.
Marge, Marge. Hmm. Let'ssee.
Pantyhose.|Practical and alluring.
A six-pack.|Oh! Only 4.99.
Ooh! Pads of paper.
I bet Bart can think of|a million things to do with these.
That just leaves|little Maggie. Oh, look!
A little squeak toy.
It says it's for dogs,|but she can't read.
Ow! Oh, Simpson,|it's you.
- Hello, Flanders.|- Oh, my! What a mess we've got here.
Well, which ones are yours|and which ones are mine?
- Well, let's see.|- Oh, this one's mine. This one's mine.
- This one's mine, and this--|- They're all yours!
- Hey, you dropped your pork chop.
- Gimme that!|- Well, happy holidays, Simpson.
- Gee, this is the best Christmas ever.|- You bet.
What's the matter, Homer? Somebody|leave a lump of coal in your stocking?
You've been sitting there,|sucking on a beer all day long.
- So?|- So, it's Christmas.
- Thanks, Moe.
Drinks all around!
What's with|the crazy getup, Barn?
I got me a part-timejob|working as a Santa down at the mall.
Wow! Can I do that?
I don't know. They're|pretty selective.
Do you like children?
What do you mean? All the time?|Even when they're nuts?
- Hmm.|- Uh, I certainly do.
Welcome aboard, Simpson.
Pending your successful completion|of our training program, that is.
Ho ho ho. Ho ho ho.
Ho ho ho. Ho ho ho.
- What is it now, Simpson?|- Uh, when do we get paid?
Not a dime till Christmas Eve!|Now, from the top.
Ho ho ho. Ho ho ho.
- Dancer.|- Mm-hmm.
- Prancer.|- Mm-hmm.
Comet and... Cupid.
- Donna Dixon?|- Sit down, Simpson.
And what would you like,|little boy?
- You're not really Santa, tubby.|- Why, you little egghead!
No, Homer! If such|an emergency arises,
you just tell them|Santa's vey busy this time of year,
- and you are one of his helpers.|- Oh, I knew that one too!
Homer, why are you|seven hours late?
Not a word, Marge.|I'm heading straight for the tub.
But, Homer,|my sisters are here.
- Don't you wanna say hello?
- Daddy! We're so glad to see you!|- Oh, Dad, you're finally home!
What? Why?|Oh, yeah.
Hello, Patty.|Hello, Selma.
- How was your trip?|- Fine.
- you both look well.|- Thank you.
- Yeah, well, Merry Christmas.|- It's Christmas?
- you wouldn't know it around here.|- And why is that?
- For one thing, there's no tree|- I was just on my way out to get one!
- Can we go too, Dad?|- Yeah, can we?
Are you listening
In the lane
Snow is glistening
A beautiful sight
We're happy tonight
- Walking in a winter wonderland
Hey! What do you think you're doin'?
- Uh-oh.|- Hey! Hey!
- Come back here!
So what do you think, kids?|Beauty, isn't it?
- Wow! Yay, Dad!|- Way to go, Dad!
- Why is there a birdhouse in it?|- Uh, that's an ornament.
Do I smell gunpowder?
and then I want some Robotoids.
And then I want|a Goop Monster.
And then I want|a great big, giant--
Aw, son, you don't need|all that junk.
I'm sure you've already|got something much more important--
a decent home and a loving father|who would do anything for you.
Hey, I couldn't afford lunch.|Give me a bite of that donut.
Get a load of that|quote-unquote Santa.
I can't believe those kids|are falling for it.
Hey, Milhouse, I dare you|to sit on his lap.
- I dare you to yank his beard off.|- Ah, touche.
I hope you feel better,|Santa.
Oh, I will when Mrs. Claus' sisters|get outta town.
Thanks for listenin', kid.
Hey, Santa,|what's shakin', man?
What's your name, Bart... ner?|Uh, little partner?
- I'm Bart Simpson. Who are you?|- I'm jolly Old St. Nick.
Oh, yeah?|We'll just see about that.
- Homer!|- A word with you in Santa's workshop.
- Cover for me, Elfie.|- I didn't know it was you.
Nobody knows.|It's a secret.
I didn't get my bonus this year.
But to keep the family|from missing out on Christmas,
- I'd do anything.|- I'll say, Dad.
you must really love us|to sink so low.
Now, let's not get mushy, son.
I still have a job to do.
Hey, little ones. Santa's back.
Ho ho-- D'oh!
Damn it to--
Ah, son, one day|you're gonna know...
the satisfaction of payday.
Receiving a big fat check|for a job well done.
Simpson, Homer?|Here ya go.
Come on, son. Let's go cash|this baby and get presents for--
Thirteen bucks? Hey, wait a minute.
That's right.|$120 gross.
Less Social Security,|less unemployment insurance,
- less Santa training...|- Santa training?
less costume purchase,|less beard rental, less Christmas club.
- But-- But--|- See ya next year.
- Ohh!|- Come on, Dad. Let's go home.
you can't get anything|for 13 bucks.
Springfield Downs,|here I come!
- What?|- you heard me.
I'm goin' to the dog track.
I got a hot little puppy|in the fourth race.
- Wanna come?|- Sory, Barney.
I may be a total washout as a father,|but I'm not gonna take my kid...
to a sleazy dog track|on Christmas Eve.
Come on, Simpson.|The dog's name is Whirlwind.
Ten-to-one shot.|Money in the bank.
- Uh-uh.|- Ah, come on, Dad.
This can be the miracle that|saves the Simpsons' Christmas.
If TV has taught me anything,
it's that miracles always|happen to poor kids at Christmas.
It happened to Tiny Tim,|it happened to Charlie Brown,
it happened to the Smurfs|and it's gonna happen to us.
Well, okay, let's go.|Who's Tiny Tim?
Hey, Moldy, do you|think Santa will be able to find...
ElfCounty|under all this snow?
I doubt it, Bubbles. We'll be|sad little elves this Christmas.
- Oh, no!|- Oh, brother.
- Where's your husband?|- Yeah. It's getting late.
Said he went caroling|with Bart.
We're in the money,|we're in the money
We got a lot of|what it takes to get along
I can't believe|I'm doing this.
Can we open|our presents now, Dad?
you know the tradition, son.|Not till the eighth race.
Hey, Barney,|which one is Whirlwind?
Number Six. That's our lucky dog|right over there.
He's won|his last five races.
What? That scrawny little|bag of bones?
Come on, Dad. They're all|scrawny little bags of bones.
Yeah, you're right.
I guess Whirlwind is our only hope|for a Merry Christmas.
Attention,|racing fans, we have a late scratch...
in the fourth race.
Number 8, Sir Galahad will be|replaced by Santa's Little Helper.
Once again, Sir Galahad has been|replaced by Santa's Little Helper.
Bart, did you hear that?
What a name!|Santa's Little Helper!
- It's a sign! It's an omen!|- It's a coincidence, Dad.
- What are the odds on Santa's Little|Helper? - Ninety-nine to one.
Wow! Ninety-nine times|thirteen equals... Merry Christmas!
I got a bad feeling|about this.
- Don't you believe in me, son?|- Uh--
Come on, boy. Sometimes your faith|is all that keeps me going.
Oh, go for it, Dad.
That's my boy! Eveything on|Santa's Little Helper.
Three cheers for Brainy!
- Hip hip hooray!|- Yay!
It's almost 9:00.|Where's Homer anyway?
It's so typical|of the big doof us to spoil it all.
- What, Aunt Patty?|- Oh, nothing, dear.
I'm just trashing|your father.
Well, I wish you wouldn't...
because aside from the fact he has|the same frailties as all human belings.
he's the only father I have.
Therefore, he is|my model of manhood,
and my estimation of him will govern|the prospects of my adult relationships.
So I hope you bear in mind that|any knock at him is a knock at me,
and I'm far too young to defend|myself against such onslaughts.
Mm-hmm. Go watch|your cartoon show, dear.
Come on, Bart.
Kiss the ticket for good luck,|not that we need it.
Here comes|Screwy the mechanical rabbit.
- and they're off!
- Come on, Santa's Little Helper!|- Come on, dog! Go, man, go!
It's Whirlwind in the lane, and|coming up on the left is Quadruped,
followed by Dog O'War|and Fido.
- Go! Come on, boy!|- Go! Come on, get that rabbit!
Dog O'War coming up fast|on the outside.
- Come on, Santa's Little Helper!|- Come on, dog! Go, man, go!
And with a lock on last place,|it's Santa's Little Helper.
- Don't worry, Dad.
Maybe this is just for suspense|before the miracle happens.
- Come on, you stupid dog! Come on!|- Go, go!
- Run! Run!|- Run, run! Come on, get that rabbit!
- Go, go, Santa's Little Helper! Run!|- Go, go, go!
Whirlwind by a countrymile, second,|ChewMyShoe, followed by Dog O'War.
Doesn't seem possible,|but I guess TV has betrayed me.
I don't wanna leave|till our dog finishes.
Ah, forget it.|Let's go.
- Find any winners, son?|- Sory, Dad.
Hey, hey, Simpson!|What'dl tell you?
Whirlwind!|Let's go, Daria.
Beat it! Scram! Get lost!
- you came in last for the last time!
Look, Dad, it's|Santa's Little Helper.
And don't come back!
Oh, no, you don't! No, no!|Get away from me! Uh-uh!
Oh, can we keep him,|Dad, please?
But he's a loser!|He's pathetic! He's--
Hmm. Maybe I should|call the police.
- Oh, he'll sober up.|- Yeah. Come staggering home.
Mm-hmm.|Smelling of cheap perfume.
- What? What the-- Who the--|- Look, eveybody,
- I have a confession to make.|- This should be good.
I didn't get|my Christmas bonus.
I tried not to let it|ruin Christmas for eveybody,
but no matter|what I did--
- Hey, eveybody, lookwhat we got!
A dog!|All right, Dad!
- God bless him.|- So love at first sight is possible.
And if he runs away,|he'll be easy to catch.
Oh,|this is the best gift of all, Homer!
- It is? -|Yes. Something to share our love...
and frighten prowlers.
- What's his name?|- Number 8--
I mean, Santa's Little Helper.
Rudolph the red-nosed|reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
- you would even say it glows|- Like a light bulb!
-Bart!|- All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh|and call him names
- Like Shnozzola!|-Lisa!
They never let poor Rudolph
- Join in any reindeergames|-Like strippoker!
-I'm warning you two!|- Then one foggy Christmas Eve
- Santa came to say|- Take it, Homer!
Uh, Rudolph get your nose over here
- So you can guide my sleigh today|- Oh, Homer.
Then all the reindeer|loved him
and they shouted out|with glee
Rudolph the red-nosed|reindeer
You'll go down in history
-Like Attila the Hu--|- You little--
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Singin in the Rain
Singing Detective The
Singles (2003) CD1
Singles (2003) CD2
Sink The Bismarck
Sinnui yauman II
Sister Act 2 - Back in the Habit CD1
Sister Act 2 - Back in the Habit CD2
Six Days Seven Nights
Six Degrees of Separation (1993)
Six Feet Under
Six String Samurai
Six Strong Guys (2004)
Sixteen Candles CD1
Sixteen Candles CD2
Sixth Sense The
Skammen (Shame Bergman 1968)
Skazka o tsare Saltane
Skulls The (Collectors Edition)
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Slap Shot 2
Sleepers (1996) CD1
Sleepers (1996) CD2
Sleepless in Seattle
Sleepy Hollow 1999
Sleuth (Mankiewicz 1972) CD1
Sleuth (Mankiewicz 1972) CD2
Sliding Doors 1992
Sling Blade CD1
Sling Blade CD2
Small Change (FranÇois Truffaut 1976)
Small Time Crooks 2000
Smell of Fear The
Smokey and the Bandit
Snake Of June A (2002)
Snake Pit The
Snatch - Special Edition
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs 1937
So Close 2002
Sobibor 14 Octobre 1943
Solaris (Tarkovsky) CD1
Solaris (Tarkovsky) CD2
Solaris - Criterion Collection
Solaris 2002 - Behind the Planet
Solaris 2002 Inside
Soldaat Van Oranje 1977 CD1
Soldaat Van Oranje 1977 CD2
Soldiers Story A (Norman Jewison 1984)
Solomon and Sheba CD1
Solomon and Sheba CD2
Sombre 25fps 1998
Some Kind of Monster CD1
Some Kind of Monster CD2
Something The Lord Made CD1
Something The Lord Made CD2
Somethings Gotta Give CD1
Somethings Gotta Give CD2
Son In Law
Song of the South
Soul Guardians The (1998) CD1
Soul Guardians The (1998) CD2
Soul Keeper The (2003)
Sound of Music The
South Park - Bigger Longer and Uncut
South Park 01x01 - Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
South Park 01x02 - Weight Gain 4000
South Park 01x03 - Volcano
South Park 01x04 - Big Gay Als Big Gay Boatride
South Park 01x05 - An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
South Park 01x06 - Death
South Park 01x07 - Pinkeye
South Park 01x08 - Jesus VS Satan
South Park 01x09 - Starvin Marvin
South Park 01x10 - Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo
South Park 01x11 - Toms Rhinoplasty
South Park 01x12 - Mecha Striesand
South Park 01x13 - Cartmans Mom is a Dirty Slut
Soylent Green 1973
Spanish Prisoner The CD1
Spanish Prisoner The CD2
Spark the Lighter
Spartacus 2004 CD1
Spartacus 2004 CD2
Spartacus Fixed 1960
Spartan 2004 CD1
Spartan 2004 CD2
Spawn (Directors Cut)
Species 3 CD1
Species 3 CD2
Speed 2 - Cruise Control
Spellbound (Hitchcock 1945)
Spider Man 2 CD1
Spider Man 2 CD2
Spies Like Us 1985
Spirit of the Beehive
Spirited Away CD1
Spirits of the Dead 1968 CD1
Spirits of the Dead 1968 CD2
Spongebob Squarepants The Movie
Springtime In A Small Town
Spun (Unrated Version)
Spy Who Came In from the Cold The
Spy Who Loved Me The
Spy Who Shagged Me The - New Line Platinum Series
St Johns Wort - (Otogiriso) 25fps 2001
Stage Beauty 2004
Stage Fright 1950
Stalker 1979 CD1
Stalker 1979 CD2
Star Trek Generations CD1
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Star Wars - Episode II Attack of the Clones
Star Wars - Episode IV A New Hope
Star Wars - Episode I The Phantom Menace
Star Wars Episode 4 (A New Hope) CD1
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Star Wars Episode 5 (Empire Strikes Back) CD1
Star Wars Episode 5 (Empire Strikes Back) CD2
Star Wars Episode 6 (Return of the Jedi) CD1
Star Wars Episode 6 (Return of the Jedi) CD2
Stargate SG1 1x01 Children of the Gods
Stargate SG1 1x02 The enemy Within
Stargate SG1 1x03 Emancipation
Stargate SG1 1x04 The Broca Divide
Stargate SG1 1x05 The First Commandment
Stargate SG1 1x06 Cold Lazarus
Stargate SG1 1x07 The Nox
Stargate SG1 1x08 Brief Candle
Stargate SG1 1x09 Thors Hammer
Stargate SG1 1x10 The Torment of Tantalus
Stargate SG1 1x11 Bloodlines
Stargate SG1 1x12 Fire and Water
Stargate SG1 1x13 Hathor
Stargate SG1 1x14 Singularity
Stargate SG1 1x15 The Cor AI
Stargate SG1 1x16 Enigma
Stargate SG1 1x17 Solitudes
Stargate SG1 1x18 Tin Man
Stargate SG1 1x19 There but for the Grace of God
Stargate SG1 1x20 Politics
Stargate SG1 1x21 Within the Serpents Grasp
Stargate SG1 2x01 The serpents lair
Stargate SG1 2x02 In the line of duty
Stargate SG1 2x03 Prisoners
Stargate SG1 2x04 The gamekeeper
Stargate SG1 2x05 Need
Stargate SG1 2x06 Thors chariot
Stargate SG1 2x07 Message in a bottle
Stargate SG1 2x08 Family
Stargate SG1 2x09 Secrets
Stargate SG1 2x10 Bane
Stargate SG1 2x11 The tokra part 1
Stargate SG1 2x12 The tokra part 2
Stargate SG1 2x13 Spirits
Stargate SG1 2x14 Touchstone
Stargate SG1 2x15 The fifth race
Stargate SG1 2x16 A matter of time
Stargate SG1 2x17 Holiday
Stargate SG1 2x18 Serpents song
Stargate SG1 2x19 One false step
Stargate SG1 2x20 Show and tell
Stargate SG1 2x21 1969
Stargate SG1 3x01 Into The Fire II
Stargate SG1 3x02 Seth
Stargate SG1 3x03 Fair Game
Stargate SG1 3x04 Legacy
Stargate SG1 3x05 Learning Curve
Stargate SG1 3x06 Point Of View
Stargate SG1 3x07 Deadman Switch
Stargate SG1 3x08 Demons
Stargate SG1 3x09 Rules Of Engagement
Stargate SG1 3x10 Forever In A Day
Stargate SG1 3x11 Past And Present
Stargate SG1 3x12 Jolinars Memories
Stargate SG1 3x13 The Devil You Know
Stargate SG1 3x14 Foothold
Stargate SG1 3x15 Pretense
Stargate SG1 3x16 Urgo
Stargate SG1 3x17 A Hundred Days
Stargate SG1 3x18 Shades Of Grey
Stargate SG1 3x19 New Ground
Stargate SG1 3x20 Maternal Instinct
Stargate SG1 3x21 Crystal Skull
Stargate SG1 3x22 Nemesis
Stargate SG1 4x01 Small Victories
Stargate SG1 4x02 The Other Side
Stargate SG1 4x03 Upgrades
Stargate SG1 4x04 Crossroads
Stargate SG1 4x05 Divide And Conquer
Stargate SG1 4x06 Window Of Opportunity
Stargate SG1 4x07 Watergate
Stargate SG1 4x08 The First Ones
Stargate SG1 4x09 Scorched Earth
Stargate SG1 4x10 Beneath The Surface
Stargate SG1 4x11 Point Of No Return
Stargate SG1 4x12 Tangent
Stargate SG1 4x13 The Curse
Stargate SG1 4x14 The Serpents Venom
Stargate SG1 4x15 Chain Reaction
Stargate SG1 4x16 2010
Stargate SG1 4x17 Absolute Power
Stargate SG1 4x18 The Light
Stargate SG1 4x19 Prodigy
Stargate SG1 4x20 Entity
Stargate SG1 4x21 Double Jeopardy
Stargate SG1 4x22 Exodus
Stargate SG1 5x01 Enemies
Stargate SG1 5x02 Threshold
Stargate SG1 5x03 Ascension
Stargate SG1 5x04 Fifth Man
Stargate SG1 5x05 Red Sky
Stargate SG1 5x06 Rite Of Passage
Stargate SG1 5x07 Beast Of Burden
Stargate SG1 5x08 The Tomb
Stargate SG1 5x09 Between Two Fires
Stargate SG1 5x10 2001
Stargate SG1 5x11 Desperate Measures
Stargate SG1 5x12 Wormhole X-Treme
Stargate SG1 5x13 Proving Ground
Stargate SG1 5x14 48 Hours
Stargate SG1 5x15 Summit
Stargate SG1 5x16 Last Stand
Stargate SG1 5x17 Failsafe
Stargate SG1 5x18 The Warrior
Stargate SG1 5x19 Menace
Stargate SG1 5x20 The Sentinel
Stargate SG1 5x21 Meridian
Stargate SG1 5x22 Revelations
Stargate SG1 6x01 Redemption Part 1
Stargate SG1 6x02 Redemption Part 2
Stargate SG1 6x03 Descent
Stargate SG1 6x04 Frozen
Stargate SG1 6x05 Nightwalkers
Stargate SG1 6x06 Abyss
Stargate SG1 6x07 Shadow Play
Stargate SG1 6x08 The Other Guys
Stargate SG1 6x09 Allegiance
Stargate SG1 6x10 Cure
Stargate SG1 6x11 Prometheus
Stargate SG1 6x12 Unnatural Selection
Stargate SG1 6x13 Sight Unseen
Stargate SG1 6x14 Smoke n Mirrors
Stargate SG1 6x15 Paradise Lost
Stargate SG1 6x16 Metamorphosis
Stargate SG1 6x17 Disclosure
Stargate SG1 6x18 Forsaken
Stargate SG1 6x19 The Changeling
Stargate SG1 6x20 Memento
Stargate SG1 6x21 Prophecy
Stargate SG1 6x22 Full Circle
Stargate SG1 7x01 Fallen
Stargate SG1 7x02 Homecoming
Stargate SG1 7x03 Fragile Balance
Stargate SG1 7x04 Orpheus
Stargate SG1 7x05 Revisions
Stargate SG1 7x06 Lifeboat
Stargate SG1 7x07 Enemy Mine
Stargate SG1 7x08 Space Race
Stargate SG1 7x09 Avenger 2 0
Stargate SG1 7x10 Birthright
Stargate SG1 7x10 Heroes II
Stargate SG1 7x11 Evolution I
Stargate SG1 7x12 Evolution II
Stargate SG1 7x13 Grace
Stargate SG1 7x14 Fallout
Stargate SG1 7x15 Chimera
Stargate SG1 7x16 Death Knell
Stargate SG1 7x17 Heroes I
Stargate SG1 7x19 Resurrection
Stargate SG1 7x20 Inauguration
Stargate SG1 7x21-22 The Lost City I n II
Starship Troopers (Special Edition)
Starship Troopers 2
Story Of A Kiss
Strange aventure de Docteur Molyneux
Street Of Love And Hope (Nagisa Oshima 1959)
Street of shame (Akasen chitai)
Streetcar Named Desire A
Summer Tale A 2000
Sunday Lunch (2003)
Super 8 Stories
Superman IV - The Quest for Peace
Surviving the Game
Swedish Love Story A (1970) CD1
Swedish Love Story A (1970) CD2
Sweetest Thing The (Unrated Version)
Swordsman III - The East is Red
Sylvester - Canned Feud (1951)
Sylvester - Speedy Gonzales (1955)
Sylvester and Elmer - Kit for Cat (1948)
Sylvester and Porky - Scaredy Cat (1948)
Sylvester and Tweety - Canary Row (1950)
Sylvester and Tweety - Putty Tat Trouble (1951)
Sylvester and Tweety - Tweetys SOS (1951)