Simpsons The 05x17 - Bart Gets An Elephant
[ Chorus ] " The Simpsons "
[ Bell Ringing ]
[ Tires Screeching ]
D'oh! [ Screams ]
[ Birds Chirping ]
[ Grumbling ]
[ Splat ]
Sandwich. [ Groans ]
[ Items Crunching ]
[ Groans ]
Bowling ball. More underpants.
- [ Both ] Hi, Mom. - Hi, Mom.
[ All Chomping, Swallowing ]
After breakfast, me and Milhouse are going down to the ravine.
We got a tip from a six-year-old that there's a dead Martian down there.
And I'm going to the park to jam with the Little White Girls Blues Quartet.
- Wanna come with me, Daddio? - I'd love to, honey...
but Daddy has to go to a beer-drinking contest today.
- Think you'll win? - Son, when you participate in sporting events...
it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get.
- Gotcha. Well, gotta go. - [ Homer, Lisa ] Me too.
Uh, it's hard for us to leave when you're standing there, Mom.
- Push her down, Son. - No one's going anywhere.
We're going to clean the whole house from top to bottom.
- [ Gasps ] - [ Gasps ]
Oh, dear God, no!
[ Panting, Struggling ]
I think you'll find that escape is impossible.
Now, each one of you take a floor and get started.
- I call the basement. - [ All ] Fine.
- [ Squeaking ] - I'm tired. I'm hungry. Can't we just buy a new house?
Oh, Bart, cleaning doesn't have to be a chore.
Here, work to the music.
"You load 1 6 tons and what do you get "
"Another day older and deeper in debt "
- Amen, Ernie. - " [ Continues ]
- [ Sputtering, Engine Starts ] - [ Grunting ]
- All done. - You're not done.
I want you to throw away these old calendars and TVGuides.
Are you mad, woman?
You never know when an old calendar might come in handy.
Sure, it's not 1 985 right now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?
And these TVGuides. So many memories.
''Gomer upsets Sergeant Carter.''
Oh, I'll never forget that episode.
- Pyle! - Shazam!
- Pyle! - Shazam!
- Pyle! - Shazam!
[ Laughs ] Shazam.
Stop remembering TV and get back to work.
What's the point of all this cleaning?
Are we so vain?
- [ Vacuum Whirring ] - "[Jazz ] - Hmm?
Hey, Clinton, get back to work.
[ Sighs ] They're having a great time, and I'm stuck in here.
" [ Sour Note ]
Hmm. ''Use only in a well-ventilated area.''
Shove it, buddy.
[ Grunting ]
[ Homer Blabbering ]
[ Popping, Squeaking ]
[ All Growling ]
[ Straining ]
I must destroy you!
[ Screaming ]
[ Marge ] Homer, what's going on down there?
- Nothing. - Then stop screaming so loud.
Okay. [ Quieter Screaming ]
" [ Radio: Country ]
[ Groaning ]
[ Deejay ] And that was ''Take This Job and Shove It. ''
Now let's make another one of our lucky phone calls.
[ Deejay "2 ] Okay,just answer the phone with the special phrase that pays...
- and you'll have your choice of $ 1 0,000 in cash... - [ Cash Register Dings ]
[ Laughs ] or a really stupid prize.
- [ Clock Cuckoos ] - [ Deejay "1 Laughs ] Well, let's make that call.
- [ Rings ] - KBBL is gonna give me something stupid.
[ Grampa ] Bart, I'm having palpitations!
Can't tie up the line, Grampa.
- [ All Groaning ] - There. Isn't that a lot better?
Now you can do whatever you want, but don't mess up the house.
[ All ] We won't.
- [ Scoffs ] - And now let's try another lucky phone call.
[ Rings ]
Help! Help us!
They stole our uniforms, guns and Tasers!
- Ooh, fry, piggy. - [ Electrical Charge ]
[ Wiggum ] No, no, no, don't!
- [ Electrical Charge ] - [ Wiggum Yelling ]
A little to the left.
- [ Electrical Charge ] - Ahh, that's the stuff.
Oh, I'm sorry the phrase is ''KBBL is gonna give me something stupid.''
[ Deejay "2 ] Pretty weird. [ Laughs ]
- [ Deejay "1 ] Let's try one more number. - [ Phone Rings ]
- Hello. - KBBL is gonna give me something stupid!
- Well, hot dog, we have a ''wiener.'' - [ Alarm Sounds ]
- Hello? - I won! I won!
You win your choice of $1 0,000 or-- What's our gag prize this week, Bill?
[ Bill Laughs ] A full-grown African elephant.
Well, all that money sounds mighty tempting, Marty...
but I think I'm gonna have to go with the elephant.
He's taking the elephant instead of the money.
- [ Marty Whispering ] The kid wants the elephant. - We don't have a damn elephant.
- Don't whisper into the mike. - [ Clears Throat ] Kid, the elephant's a gag prize.
- Nobody takes the gag prize. You want the cash. - I want the elephant.
[ Laughs ] Stick it to the man.
No, wait! We'll call you back.
Bart, with $1 0,000, we'd be millionaires!
We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love.
Or double-ply windows. They look just like regular windows...
but they'll save us four percent on our heating bill.
Well, they will.
You all seem to be forgetting the most important thing...
which is, that it's wrong to imprison an animal.
- Lisa, go to your room. - [ Man Laughing ]
We appreciate you coming down, but, look, kid.
The thing is, uh-- [ Chuckles ]
we don't have an elephant. [ Laughs ]
Come on, kid,just take the money, huh? Otherwise, we might get fired.
- You don't want us to get fired, do you? - Eh, either way.
[ Both Gasp ]
We think we know how your mind works, Bart, so how 'bout this?
We pay your principal $1 0,000 to pull down his pants...
- and keep 'em down for the rest of the school year. - [ Laughs ]
- I'll do it, Bart. - Um... no.
Okay, okay. What if we use the 1 0,000 to surgically transform Skinner here...
into a-- some kind of a lobster-like creature?
Well, now wait just a minute. That wasn't discussed with me.
Uh, gentlemen, I am not leaving without my elephant.
- Hey! - Whee!
Where's my elephant?
- " [ Static, Mellow Music ] - [ Bart ] Where's my elephant?
Where's my elephant?
- " [ Mellow ] - Where's my elephant?
Hey, they're playing ''The Elephant Song.''
I love that. Reminds me of elephants.
So, isn't that what we're all asking in our own lives?
Where's my elephant? I know that's what I've been asking.
[ Electrical Crackling ]
Look, our ratings are down, and the station is being swamped...
with angry calls and letter bombs.
- And it's all your fault. - Yes, it is, ma'am.
This is the DJ-3000.
It plays CDs automatically...
and it has three distinct varieties of inane chatter.
[ Man ] Hey, hey, how about that weather out there?
Whoa, that was the caller from hell.
Well, hot dog, we have a ''wiener.''
Man, that thing's great.
Don't praise the machine.
If you don't get that kid an elephant by tomorrow, the DJ-3000 gets your job.
- [ Grunts ] - Looks like those clowns in Congress did it again.
- What a bunch of clowns. - [ Laughs ]
How does he keep up with the news like that?
- [ Doorbell Rings ] - [ Yawns ]
- [ Gasps ] - [ Tires Squeal ]
[ Marge, Homer Gasp ]
[ Trumpets ]
[ Elephant Trumpets ]
- [ Snorting ] - Homer?
It looks like it could gore.
[ Chuckles ] It does look like Al Gore.
Oh, he smells worse than anything.
Hey, you, elephant! Lift me up on your back, man. Whoo!
[ Marge Gasps ] Bart!
[ Grunts ] Cool!
[ Chuckles ] He tried to kill me.
I really think this is a bad idea.
Marge, I agree with you in theory.
In theory, Communism works.
Look, he thinks he's people.
[ Trumpets ]
I think I'm gonna call him Stampy.
[ Trumpets ]
- What's he yelling about? - He's hungry.
Here you go, Stampy. Eat it slow. It has to last for--
You ate it too fast.
Maybe if we tied it down so it couldn't move, it wouldn't get so hungry.
You can't do that, Dad. It's cruel!
Oh, everything's cruel according to you.
Keeping him chained up in the backyard is cruel.
Pulling on his tail is cruel.
Yelling in his ears is cruel.
Everything is cruel.
So excuse me if I'm cruel! [ Yells ]
- [ Chomps ] - [ Muffled Yelling ]
[ Grunts, Breathing Heavily ]
Now I've had my head in an elephant, a hippo and a giant sloth.
[ Swallowing ]
[ Crunching ]
[ Grunts ] I think you're taking unfair advantage of my generous offer.
- Shut up! - [ Stampy, Labored Breathing ]
He can't just eat peanuts, Dad. He needs plants to live.
[ Squirrels Chittering ]
Strip the bark now, Stampy.
- Hey, any more arboretums around here? - No!
[ Gasps ] That bird.! He's killing the elephant.! Stop him.!
No, Dad, he's grooming him.
Grooming him, eh?
Oh, Homer, there's a bird on your head.
I know. He's grooming me.
Mm, elephant fresh.
[ Several Dogs Barking ]
[ Stampy Trumpets ]
[ Silence ]
[ Straining ]
Good night, Stampy.
[ Sniffing ]
[ Bart Sighs ]
[ Yawns, Grunts ]
Thanks, bud. Appreciate it.
- Hmm. - Taught Stampy any tricks yet, Bart?
Nah. He doesn't wanna learn, and I don't wanna teach him.
We get along fine.
- [ Heavy Panting ] - Hey, what's with them?
I think they're trying to get some attention.
Oh. Good luck!
Look at these bills. ''Chain for elephant.''
''Shots for elephant.'' ''Oversized decorative poncho''!
Technically, it's for a giraffe, but I think I can let it out a little.
Well, these bills will have to be paid out of your allowance.
You'll have to raise my allowance to about $1 ,000 a week.
- Then that's what I'll do, smart guy. - [ Doorbell Rings ]
- Can we see the elephant? - We'll pay you money.
For the ninth time, no!
[ Doorbell Rings ]
Wait a minute. This gives me an idea.
Mm, here's a better sign, Dad.
I don't have time to read it. Just give me the gist of it, Son.
[ Playful Chattering ]
- [ Grunts ] - Your kid flew five feet.
- That counts as a ride. Two bucks. - That was never five feet.
That animal of yours is certainly bad-tempered.
Yeah, well, you'd be grumpy too if you were taken out of your natural habitat...
and gawked at by a bunch of slack-jawed yokels.
Hey, Ma, look at that pointy-hairded little girl. [ Guffaws ]
You guys don't understand Stampy. He's just like me.
We're a pair of jokers, and both of us are wild.
We don't take nothing from nobody. [ Sighs ]
[ Laughs ] Smithers.!
This reminds me of that fat man I used to ride to work.
- [ Groaning ] - [ Door Closes ]
Look at this, Marge. $58 and all of it profit!
I'm the smartest businessman in the world.
Stampy's food bill today was $300.
Marge, please, don't humiliate me in front of the money.
[ Humming ]
[ Customers Reacting Negatively ]
[ Car Doors Slamming, Tires Screeching ]
[ Vehicles Departing ]
Um, Milhouse saw the elephant twice and rode him once, right?
Yes, but we paid you four dollars.
Well, that was under our old price structure.
Under our new price structure...
your bill comes to a total of $7 00.
Now, you've already paid me four dollars...
so that's just $696 more that you owe me.
Get off our property.
This town is full of deadbeats. We can't afford this elephant.
No, Dad, he's my friend.
Sorry, Bart. I'm gonna have to sell him.
"[''Mary Had A Little Lamb'']
- [ Roars ] - Well, sir, I'll be honest with ya.
I need a large African elephant, and I need it today.
But I'm afraid this just isn't what I'm looking for.
What do you mean? It's an elephant, isn't it?
Well, it is and it isn't, if you understand what I mean.
He likes peanuts.
Our wildlife refuge is the ideal environment for your elephant.
Thousands of acres of simulated African savannah.
It's perfect, Dad.
I only have two questions: How much? And give it to me.
Well, we really can't offer you any money.
- We're a nonprofit organization. - So, your bid is zero?
- Well, we'd like to think of it as-- - Thank you.
- You know, I really think-- - Thank you.
Mr. Simpson, I think you'll find this amount more than fair.
Dad, I think he's an ivory dealer.
His boots are ivory. His hat is ivory.
And I'm pretty sure that check is ivory.
Lisa, a guy who has lots of ivory is less likely to hurt Stampy...
than a guy whose ivory supplies are low.
- [ Growling ] We love... you. - [ Meows ]
- Mr. Blackheart? - Yes, my pretty.
- Are you an ivory dealer? - [ Laughs ]
Little girl, I've had lots of jobs in my day--
whale hunter, seal clubber, president of the Fox network--
And, like most people, yeah, I've dealt a little ivory.
Dad, you can't do this. Stampy is my friend.
Don't worry, Son. I'll get you a new elephant.
- I'll take that one too. - Done.
- I'll be back in the morning to pick up Stampy. - Here's the keys.
- Elephants don't have keys. - I'll just keep these then.
Don't worry, Stampy.
I won't let Homer sell you to that ivory dealer.
You and I are gonna run away together.
We'll keep to the back roads and make our way south.
Then, if I know my geography, it's just 1 2 miles to Africa.
Okay, bud, very quietly, let's just sneak through--
- [ Grunts ] Stampy! - [ Trumpets ]
[ Gasps ] Oh, it's the four elephants of the Apocalypse.
- That's horsemen, Ned. - Well, getting closer.
Mom, Dad, Bart and Stampy are gone!
Oh, my Lord!
I bet it's because of that horrible ivory dealer, Dad.
He took Bart too? That wasn't part of our deal, Blackheart!
That wasn't part!
Piece of cake. All we have to do is follow the path of destruction.
Oh, stupid tornado!
[ Laughs ] Look.
It got Patty and Selma.
- [ Groans ] I feel it all the way up my skirt. - Ditto.
- [ Trumpets ] - [ Men ] Whoa!
[ Men ] Whoa!
[ Chuckles ] Yeah, right, lady.
An elephant ran through your front yard. Okay.
Wiggum. Yeah, right, mister. Mm-hmm.
An elephant just knocked over your mailbox. Okay.
Wiggum. Yeah, right, buddy.
Liquor store robbery, officer down. Sure.
And I'm Edward G. Robinson. Waah!
- "[ Celebratory ] - [ Cheering ]
[ Trumpeting ]
- "[ Celebratory ] - [Jeering ]
- [ Trumpets ] - Whoa!
This is the moment we've feared, people.
Many of you thought it would never happen...
but I insisted we spend two hours every morning training for it.
You all thought I was mad.
Many of you requested to be transferred to another peanut factory.
- But now, we-- - [ Trumpets ]
Stampy! Stampy, where are you, boy?
Stampy! Stampy, where are you, boy?
- [ Trumpeting ] - Huh?
- [ Panting ] - [ Trumpeting ]
[ Woman On Speaker] These prehistoric creatures blundered into the tar pits...
which presered their skeletons in showroom condition.
Oh. He's gone forever.
- [ Loud Trumpeting ] - [ Gasps ] Stampy!
Oh, you're lonely for other elephants, aren't you?
- D'oh! - A deer! - A female deer.
Son, you're okay!
And you led us to the precious ivory.
And, of course, your lovable pet, who it's connected to.
Dad, I can't let you sell him. Stampy and I are friends. Ow!
Anyway, I want him to go to that animal refuge.
Forget it! That elephant cost me thousands of dollars.
Dad, how would you like to be sold to an ivory dealer?
- I'd like it fine. - Even if he killed you...
and made your teeth into piano keys?
Yes, of course I would. Who wouldn't like that, to be part of the music scene?
- Dad, you're sinking! - Huh?
- Get a rope, Bart. - No, that's okay.
I'm pretty sure I can struggle my way out.
First, I'll just reach in and pull my legs out.
Now I'll pull my arms out with my face.
Mm. [ Gurgling ]
- Dad! - Homie!
Stampy, quick! Pull him out!
[ Gasping ]
Ah, I'm alive! I'm alive!
And I owe it all to this feisty feline.
Dad, feline means cat.
Elephant, honey. It's an elephant.
And I'm sure he'll make a grand piano.
- [ Both ] Dad! - Oh.
I guess it wouldn't be right to sell Stampy...
after he saved my life.
And the boy seems to have some sort of relationship with him.
- Thanks, Dad. - On the other hand...
who's to say what's right these days...
what with all our modern ideas... and products?
All right. We'll give the stupid elephant to the stupid animal refuge.
[ Both ] Yea!
Uh, Mom, we're stuck to Dad.
[ Groans ] This is just what happened at the caramel factory.
- Ow! - Ow, my hair!
- [ Grunting ] - Mmm, caramel.
[ Trumpets ]
So long, Stampy.
I know you're gonna like it here. No, Stampy, no!
[ Trumpets ]
[ Chuckles ] Oh, thanks, boy.
- [ Roars ] - Whoa! Whoa, boy!
- [ Grunts ] - [ Trumpets ]
[ Laughs ] Attaboy, Stampy. Butt him once for me.
Gosh, I thought he'd be happier in his true habitat.
Oh, I think he is.
Then why is he attacking all those other elephants?
Well, animals are a lot like people, Mrs. Simpson.
- Some of them act badly because they've had a hard life-- - Stampy!
or have been mistreated.
But, like people, some of them are just jerks.
- Stop that, Mr. Simpson. - [ Grunting ]
- [ People Chattering ] - Shh!
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Six Degrees of Separation (1993)
Six Feet Under
Six String Samurai
Six Strong Guys (2004)
Sixteen Candles CD1
Sixteen Candles CD2
Sixth Sense The
Skammen (Shame Bergman 1968)
Skazka o tsare Saltane
Skulls The (Collectors Edition)
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Slap Shot 2
Sleepers (1996) CD1
Sleepers (1996) CD2
Sleepless in Seattle
Sleepy Hollow 1999
Sleuth (Mankiewicz 1972) CD1
Sleuth (Mankiewicz 1972) CD2
Sliding Doors 1992
Sling Blade CD1
Sling Blade CD2
Small Change (FranÇois Truffaut 1976)
Small Time Crooks 2000
Smell of Fear The
Smokey and the Bandit
Snake Of June A (2002)
Snake Pit The
Snatch - Special Edition
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs 1937
So Close 2002
Sobibor 14 Octobre 1943
Solaris (Tarkovsky) CD1
Solaris (Tarkovsky) CD2
Solaris - Criterion Collection
Solaris 2002 - Behind the Planet
Solaris 2002 Inside
Soldaat Van Oranje 1977 CD1
Soldaat Van Oranje 1977 CD2
Soldiers Story A (Norman Jewison 1984)
Solomon and Sheba CD1
Solomon and Sheba CD2
Sombre 25fps 1998
Some Kind of Monster CD1
Some Kind of Monster CD2
Something The Lord Made CD1
Something The Lord Made CD2
Somethings Gotta Give CD1
Somethings Gotta Give CD2
Son In Law
Song of the South
Soul Guardians The (1998) CD1
Soul Guardians The (1998) CD2
Soul Keeper The (2003)
Sound of Music The
South Park - Bigger Longer and Uncut
South Park 01x01 - Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
South Park 01x02 - Weight Gain 4000
South Park 01x03 - Volcano
South Park 01x04 - Big Gay Als Big Gay Boatride
South Park 01x05 - An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
South Park 01x06 - Death
South Park 01x07 - Pinkeye
South Park 01x08 - Jesus VS Satan
South Park 01x09 - Starvin Marvin
South Park 01x10 - Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo
South Park 01x11 - Toms Rhinoplasty
South Park 01x12 - Mecha Striesand
South Park 01x13 - Cartmans Mom is a Dirty Slut
Soylent Green 1973
Spanish Prisoner The CD1
Spanish Prisoner The CD2
Spark the Lighter
Spartacus 2004 CD1
Spartacus 2004 CD2
Spartacus Fixed 1960
Spartan 2004 CD1
Spartan 2004 CD2
Spawn (Directors Cut)
Species 3 CD1
Species 3 CD2
Speed 2 - Cruise Control
Spellbound (Hitchcock 1945)
Spider Man 2 CD1
Spider Man 2 CD2
Spies Like Us 1985
Spirit of the Beehive
Spirited Away CD1
Spirited Away CD2
Spirits of the Dead 1968 CD1
Spirits of the Dead 1968 CD2
Spongebob Squarepants The Movie
Springtime In A Small Town
Spun (Unrated Version)
Spy Who Came In from the Cold The
Spy Who Loved Me The
Spy Who Shagged Me The - New Line Platinum Series
St Johns Wort - (Otogiriso) 25fps 2001
Stage Beauty 2004
Stage Fright 1950
Stalker 1979 CD1
Stalker 1979 CD2
Star Trek Generations CD1
Star Trek Generations CD2
Star Wars - Episode II Attack of the Clones
Star Wars - Episode IV A New Hope
Star Wars - Episode I The Phantom Menace
Star Wars Episode 4 (A New Hope) CD1
Star Wars Episode 4 (A New Hope) CD2
Star Wars Episode 5 (Empire Strikes Back) CD1
Star Wars Episode 5 (Empire Strikes Back) CD2
Star Wars Episode 6 (Return of the Jedi) CD1
Star Wars Episode 6 (Return of the Jedi) CD2
Stargate SG1 1x01 Children of the Gods
Stargate SG1 1x02 The enemy Within
Stargate SG1 1x03 Emancipation
Stargate SG1 1x04 The Broca Divide
Stargate SG1 1x05 The First Commandment
Stargate SG1 1x06 Cold Lazarus
Stargate SG1 1x07 The Nox
Stargate SG1 1x08 Brief Candle
Stargate SG1 1x09 Thors Hammer
Stargate SG1 1x10 The Torment of Tantalus
Stargate SG1 1x11 Bloodlines
Stargate SG1 1x12 Fire and Water
Stargate SG1 1x13 Hathor
Stargate SG1 1x14 Singularity
Stargate SG1 1x15 The Cor AI
Stargate SG1 1x16 Enigma
Stargate SG1 1x17 Solitudes
Stargate SG1 1x18 Tin Man
Stargate SG1 1x19 There but for the Grace of God
Stargate SG1 1x20 Politics
Stargate SG1 1x21 Within the Serpents Grasp
Stargate SG1 2x01 The serpents lair
Stargate SG1 2x02 In the line of duty
Stargate SG1 2x03 Prisoners
Stargate SG1 2x04 The gamekeeper
Stargate SG1 2x05 Need
Stargate SG1 2x06 Thors chariot
Stargate SG1 2x07 Message in a bottle
Stargate SG1 2x08 Family
Stargate SG1 2x09 Secrets
Stargate SG1 2x10 Bane
Stargate SG1 2x11 The tokra part 1
Stargate SG1 2x12 The tokra part 2
Stargate SG1 2x13 Spirits
Stargate SG1 2x14 Touchstone
Stargate SG1 2x15 The fifth race
Stargate SG1 2x16 A matter of time
Stargate SG1 2x17 Holiday
Stargate SG1 2x18 Serpents song
Stargate SG1 2x19 One false step
Stargate SG1 2x20 Show and tell
Stargate SG1 2x21 1969
Stargate SG1 3x01 Into The Fire II
Stargate SG1 3x02 Seth
Stargate SG1 3x03 Fair Game
Stargate SG1 3x04 Legacy
Stargate SG1 3x05 Learning Curve
Stargate SG1 3x06 Point Of View
Stargate SG1 3x07 Deadman Switch
Stargate SG1 3x08 Demons
Stargate SG1 3x09 Rules Of Engagement
Stargate SG1 3x10 Forever In A Day
Stargate SG1 3x11 Past And Present
Stargate SG1 3x12 Jolinars Memories
Stargate SG1 3x13 The Devil You Know
Stargate SG1 3x14 Foothold
Stargate SG1 3x15 Pretense
Stargate SG1 3x16 Urgo
Stargate SG1 3x17 A Hundred Days
Stargate SG1 3x18 Shades Of Grey
Stargate SG1 3x19 New Ground
Stargate SG1 3x20 Maternal Instinct
Stargate SG1 3x21 Crystal Skull
Stargate SG1 3x22 Nemesis
Stargate SG1 4x01 Small Victories
Stargate SG1 4x02 The Other Side
Stargate SG1 4x03 Upgrades
Stargate SG1 4x04 Crossroads
Stargate SG1 4x05 Divide And Conquer
Stargate SG1 4x06 Window Of Opportunity
Stargate SG1 4x07 Watergate
Stargate SG1 4x08 The First Ones
Stargate SG1 4x09 Scorched Earth
Stargate SG1 4x10 Beneath The Surface
Stargate SG1 4x11 Point Of No Return
Stargate SG1 4x12 Tangent
Stargate SG1 4x13 The Curse
Stargate SG1 4x14 The Serpents Venom
Stargate SG1 4x15 Chain Reaction
Stargate SG1 4x16 2010
Stargate SG1 4x17 Absolute Power
Stargate SG1 4x18 The Light
Stargate SG1 4x19 Prodigy
Stargate SG1 4x20 Entity
Stargate SG1 4x21 Double Jeopardy
Stargate SG1 4x22 Exodus
Stargate SG1 5x01 Enemies
Stargate SG1 5x02 Threshold
Stargate SG1 5x03 Ascension
Stargate SG1 5x04 Fifth Man
Stargate SG1 5x05 Red Sky
Stargate SG1 5x06 Rite Of Passage
Stargate SG1 5x07 Beast Of Burden
Stargate SG1 5x08 The Tomb
Stargate SG1 5x09 Between Two Fires
Stargate SG1 5x10 2001
Stargate SG1 5x11 Desperate Measures
Stargate SG1 5x12 Wormhole X-Treme
Stargate SG1 5x13 Proving Ground
Stargate SG1 5x14 48 Hours
Stargate SG1 5x15 Summit
Stargate SG1 5x16 Last Stand
Stargate SG1 5x17 Failsafe
Stargate SG1 5x18 The Warrior
Stargate SG1 5x19 Menace
Stargate SG1 5x20 The Sentinel
Stargate SG1 5x21 Meridian
Stargate SG1 5x22 Revelations
Stargate SG1 6x01 Redemption Part 1
Stargate SG1 6x02 Redemption Part 2
Stargate SG1 6x03 Descent
Stargate SG1 6x04 Frozen
Stargate SG1 6x05 Nightwalkers
Stargate SG1 6x06 Abyss
Stargate SG1 6x07 Shadow Play
Stargate SG1 6x08 The Other Guys
Stargate SG1 6x09 Allegiance
Stargate SG1 6x10 Cure
Stargate SG1 6x11 Prometheus
Stargate SG1 6x12 Unnatural Selection
Stargate SG1 6x13 Sight Unseen
Stargate SG1 6x14 Smoke n Mirrors
Stargate SG1 6x15 Paradise Lost
Stargate SG1 6x16 Metamorphosis
Stargate SG1 6x17 Disclosure
Stargate SG1 6x18 Forsaken
Stargate SG1 6x19 The Changeling
Stargate SG1 6x20 Memento
Stargate SG1 6x21 Prophecy
Stargate SG1 6x22 Full Circle
Stargate SG1 7x01 Fallen
Stargate SG1 7x02 Homecoming
Stargate SG1 7x03 Fragile Balance
Stargate SG1 7x04 Orpheus
Stargate SG1 7x05 Revisions
Stargate SG1 7x06 Lifeboat
Stargate SG1 7x07 Enemy Mine
Stargate SG1 7x08 Space Race
Stargate SG1 7x09 Avenger 2 0
Stargate SG1 7x10 Birthright
Stargate SG1 7x10 Heroes II
Stargate SG1 7x11 Evolution I
Stargate SG1 7x12 Evolution II
Stargate SG1 7x13 Grace
Stargate SG1 7x14 Fallout
Stargate SG1 7x15 Chimera
Stargate SG1 7x16 Death Knell
Stargate SG1 7x17 Heroes I
Stargate SG1 7x19 Resurrection
Stargate SG1 7x20 Inauguration
Stargate SG1 7x21-22 The Lost City I n II
Starship Troopers (Special Edition)
Starship Troopers 2
Story Of A Kiss
Strange aventure de Docteur Molyneux
Street Of Love And Hope (Nagisa Oshima 1959)
Street of shame (Akasen chitai)
Streetcar Named Desire A
Summer Tale A 2000
Sunday Lunch (2003)
Super 8 Stories
Superman IV - The Quest for Peace
Surviving the Game
Swedish Love Story A (1970) CD1
Swedish Love Story A (1970) CD2
Sweetest Thing The (Unrated Version)
Swordsman III - The East is Red
Sylvester - Canned Feud (1951)
Sylvester - Speedy Gonzales (1955)
Sylvester and Elmer - Kit for Cat (1948)
Sylvester and Porky - Scaredy Cat (1948)
Sylvester and Tweety - Canary Row (1950)
Sylvester and Tweety - Putty Tat Trouble (1951)
Sylvester and Tweety - Tweetys SOS (1951)