Simpsons The 05x22 - Secrets Of A Successful Marriage
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[ Chorus ] " The Simpsons "
[ Bell Ringing ]
[ Tires Screeching ]
D'oh! [ Screams ]
- All right, I raise a quarter. - I'm out. - I'm out.
I'm out. [ Groans ]
- Homer,you want any cards? Homer.! - [ Gagging ]
[ Grunts ] Whoo.
Don't try to eat these so-called ''chips.''
- Do you want another card or not? - Huh? Okay. I'll take three.
D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!
Uh, I mean, whoo-hoo.
I'm in. Let's see your cards.
- Oh, I was bluffing. - [ Laughs ]
Come to papa! Wait a minute.
You have a straight flush, Homer.
G'oh! You do this every time, ya-- Oh, you--
[ Gagging ] Chokin' on my own rage, here.
- Hey, don't yell at Homer just 'cause he's a little slow. - [ Gasps ]
[ Thinking ] Something was said. Not good.
What was it? ''Don't yell at Homer''!
No, that's okay. What was it?
''Slow.'' They called you ''slow''!
How dare you call me that? I-- Huh?
Hey, Homer,you still here? Boy,you are slow.
- [ Gasps, Thinking ] Something said. Not good. - Get the hell out of here.
- [ Kick Lands ] - [ Door Slams ]
[ All Chewing Loudly ]
So anyhoo, last night we're playin' poker, right?
As usual, I'm winning and not realizing it.
And Lenny says that I'm, uh-- [ Chuckles ]
get this-- [ Laughing ]
''a little slow''! [ Laughing Loudly ]
How come you're not laughing? Do you think I'm slow?
- Buh. - Snuh.
[ Groans ] We don't think you're slow...
but on the other hand, it's not like you go to museums or read books or anything.
You think I don't want to? It's those TV networks, Marge. They won't let me--
one quality show after another, each one fresher and more brilliant than the last.
If they only stumbled once, just gave us 30 minutes to ourselves.
But they won't! They won't let me live! [ Sobbing ]
Oh, who am I kidding?
- I am slow. - Oh, Homie.
If you feel so bad about yourself, there's always things you can do to feel better.
- Take another bath in malt liquor? - There's that.
Or you could take an adult education course.
Oh, and how is ''education'' supposed to make me feel smarter?
Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.
Remember when I took that home wine-making course and I forgot how to drive?
- That's because you were drunk! - And how.
One way to drive your man wild...
is to wear tight, revealing clothes.
- [ All ] Eww! - At this point I'd like to remind you...
there are no refunds.
All right, here's the 41 1 , folks.
Say some gangsta is dissin' your fly girl.
- Ya just give' em one of these. - " [ Hip-hop ]
" Ooh, eh, ah, ooh "
[ Students Protesting ]
[ Chewing, Humming, Spits ]
- [ Pings ] - You see, that ping sound means the spit was on target.
- Now you try. - [ Spitting ]
- [ Moans ] - Gettin' better.
Wait a minute. Even Lenny is teaching a class.
Look at the way they admire and adore him.
[ Simpering Sounds ]
That's it. If he can teach a class, he can teach a class!
I mean, I can teach a class!
What is your area of expertise?
I can tell the difference between butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.
No, you can't, Mr. Simpson. No one can.
Oh, I failed again. Everybody can teach a class but me.
I'm an idiot. What am I gonna tell my wife and kids?
- Oh, you're married? - That depends. Is there another way to get this job?
No. Mr. Simpson, what I mean is we may have a job for you after all.
We need someone to teach a course on how to build a successful marriage.
I'll do it! Anything to get me out of that house...
away from all that nagging and noise...
uh, of a family of love. " Sha-la-la-la "
- [ Children Chewing Loudly ] - Look, everyone.
- Now that I'm a teacher, I've sewed patches on my elbows. - Homer...
that's supposed to be leather patches on a tweed blazer, not the other way around.
You've ruined a perfectly good jacket.
Ah, incorrect, Marge-- two perfectly good jackets.
I think it's great you're a teacher, Dad.
So, will you be lecturing from a standardized text...
or using the more Socratic method of interactive class participation?
Yes, Lisa. Daddy's a teacher.
[ Doorbell Rings ]
[ Chuckles ] Oh, Homer. What a pleasant--
Can't talk now, Flanders. I've got a class to teach.
But you rang my--
- [ Boy On Speaker] Can I take your order? - Nothing for me today.
I've got a class to teach.
Sir, it's a felony to tease the order box.
- [ Tires Squealing ] - It's all right. I'm a teacher!
[ Gasps ] I didn't know we could do that.
- [ Tires Squealing ] - [ Drivers ] Hey! [ Protesting ]
- [ Scraping On Blackboard ] - [ Students Protesting ]
All right. The first thing they told me to do...
was to make sure everyone here is in the right class. [ Sputters ]
- Down the hall, Room 1 2. - [ Mouth Full ] Thank you.
Ew. Okay. Let's get started. Uh...
- hmm-- - [ Whispers ]
[ Clears Throat ] Uh--
Uh-- [ Smacks Lips ] Hmm.
Um, how about if we tell you our problems with relationships?
Yeah. Yeah! That'll eat up some time.
Uh-h-h-m, how about you, Otto?
Oh, my standards are just too high, you know?
I feel like nobody's good enough for me.
- [ Crushes Insect ] - Whoa. You think you got 'em all, but you forget about the eggs.
My problem is I'm a real user of women. I move in right away and stay until the money's gone.
Well, I'm a smart woman, but I make bad choices.
- [ Whispering ] - [ Giggling ]
Okay. Here's a set of house keys and my A.T.M. card.
Um, I was married once, but, uh, I just didn't know how to keep it together.
[ Sobs ] Come on, Waylon.
- Make love to me the way you used to. - No.
It's that horrible Mr. Burns, isn't it?
You leave Mr. Burns out of this!
- [ Yells ] - [ Burns ] Smithers.!
Mmm. Ooh, Mr. Simpson, are you listening?
- [ Chewing Loudly ] - Simpson!
Huh? Yeah, I was listening. Very funny.
Oh, ya were not. You were just eatin' a damn orange.
Oh, yes, yes. To the untrained eye, I'm eating an orange...
but to the eye that has brains, I'm making a point about marriage.
For you see, marriage is a lot like an orange.
First you have the skin...
then the sweet, sweet innards.
[ Chewing Loudly ]
I don't understand.
If I wanted to see a man eat an orange, I would have taken the orange-eating class.
The eating of an orange is a lot like a good marriage.
Just eat the damn oranges!
[ Students Muttering ]
- This is terrible. - [ Mrs. Krabappel ] We're leaving.
- Ach, let's get out of here. - This is a terrible excuse for education.
Oh, I told Marge this wouldn't work the other night in bed.
- In bed? Well. - Huh? Huh? - What?
So somethin' wasn't workin' in bed, huh? Heh, heh, heh.
No, that's not what I meant.
Marge and I always talk things over in bed.
- Like the other night, we were fighting about money. - Ooh, a fight.
Trouble in paradise, huh? Heh, heh, heh.
I was telling Marge that we could save some money...
if she only dyed her hair once a month.
- [ Gasps ] Marge dyes her hair? - Oh, yeah.
She's been as gray as a mule since she was 1 7.
- Ooh. - Come on. Tell us more. - [ Willie ] Tell us about it.
I went on for hours, and they were hanging on my every word.
- I really think I was born to teach. - [ Tires Screech ]
All right, Simpson. You were warned about teasing the box.
[ Screams ]
[ Boy On Speaker] Wait! I need closure on that anecdote.
[ Cash Register Beeping ]
Oh, Mrs. Simpson, it may interest you to know...
we are having a sale on blue dye number 52.
It is your hair color, I believe.
Whatever do you mean? I don't dye my hair. [ Forced Laughing ]
Nah, nah, nah. You got it wrong, 'Pu.
- She's blue 56. - I don't know what you're talking about.
We just love your husband's class.
- That's nice. - [ Vehicle Speeds Away ]
Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your class.
Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff.
- Today at the Kwik-E-Mart everybody knew I dyed my hair. - Oh. You mean about you.
All right, maybe I said some things, some personal things.
But you should've seen 'em, Marge.
- They really wanted to hear what I had to say. - Mmm. I'm happy about that.
But I think you can be a good teacher and still respect our privacy.
Look, Marge. You don't know what it's like. I'm the one out there putting his ass on the line.
And I'm not out of order. You're out of order! The whole freakin' system is out of order.
You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!
'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo...
that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do!
Forget it, Marge. It's Chinatown!
- Homer, don't ever tell them personal stuff about me again! - [ Quietly ] Yes, ma'am.
Now, what is a wedding? Well, Webster's Dictionary describes a wedding as...
''the process of removing weeds from one's garden.''
- [ All Groan ] - Tell us more about you and Marge.
This is a place of learning, not a house of... hearing about things.
- [ Students Groan ] - Guess he's run out of stories.
- What a rip-off. - I can't believe I paid $1 0,000 for this course.
What the heck was that lab fee for?
No. Wait. Uh, um--
Wait. I-- Yes. [ Clears Throat ]
I do have a story about two other young marrieds.
[ Students Murmuring ]
Now, the wife of this couple has an interesting quirk in the bedroom.
It seems she goes wild with desire if her husband nibbles on her elbow.
- We need names! - Well, let's just call 'em, uh...
Mr. ''X'' and Mrs. ''Y.''
So, anyway, Mr. ''X'' would say, ''Marge, if this doesn't get your motor running...
my name isn't HomerJ. Simpson.''
[ All Gasping, Murmuring ]
- Huh? - Ooh, Homer, don't you have to get to class?
Not tonight, Marge. Tonight we can eat a nice, leisurely dinner at home.
Oh. Well, that will be l-- [ Gasps ]
- What the darn? - Marge, you'll never guess what.
My whole class is here. They're going to observe the human peep show...
that is our lives.
Apparently, that disturbing odor was the food.
So, little Lisa, apple of my eye...
how are things down at the old schoolhouse?
I find this demeaning and embarrassing beyond my worst nightmares.
[ Chuckling ]
And how's my little major leaguer? Catch any june bugs today?
Me and Milhouse took some mail from a mail truck and threw it down the sewer.
Son, I know you meant well, but that wasn't the right thing to do.
What the hell are you talkin' about? You're the one who double-dared us.
- Why, you little-- - [ Choking ] - [ Class ] Ooh.
- Homer! - I'm outta here. - Me too.
- [ Students Murmuring Quietly ] - [ Forced Laughing ]
Well, now that the little ones have toddled off to bed--
I want this to end now.
Hey, Homer. Why don't you just nibble her elbow?
That always melts her butter, right? Heh, heh, heh.
[ Gasps ] All right.
Okay. Everybody out!
Ooh, she's gotta have it.
Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out-out-out-out-out-out-out!
All right, we're breaking early tonight, class.
- For tomorrow, you should read pages seven through 1 8 in Lisa's diary. - You too.
- Get out! - But I'm not in the cla--
Is any of this gonna be on the test? 'Cause I wasn't payin' attention.
Come on, Marge. Let me in! There's crickets out here.
Okay, Marge. Things were said. Mistakes were made.
Let's end this madness and get on with our lives.
You just don't get it, do you, Homer?
You told personal things about our lives, even after you promised you wouldn't.
- I can't trust you anymore. - But I learned my lesson.
- It'll never happen again. - Hey, Homer. What's the big brouhaha-ha?
- Ah, Marge is throwin' me out for blabbin' about her elbow thing. - [ Groans ]
Honey, the door blew shut.
Oh. Fine. If that's what you want, you've got it.
This scene is gettin' old, man. I'm hittin' the road.
Maybe I'll drop you a line someday from wherever I wind up in this crazy old world.
Kids, your father and I are going through a really tough time right now...
and I don't know what's going to happen.
But just remember that both your mom and your dad love you very, very much.
Wow, I've never seen Mom so mad at Homer before.
I'll tell you a secret, Bart. Every time I'm worried about Mom and Dad...
I go to the attic and add to my ball of string.
[ Screeches ]
Earth base, this is Commander Bart McCool.
We are under attack by the Zorrinid brain changers.
Quickly, into the safety dome, Milbot.
[ In Monotone ] Affirmative, humanoid.
[ Both ] Ew!
Don't mind me, boys. Just scrubbin' my undies.
Sorry, Bart. Your dad kinda blew the fantasy.
I only like it when I'm pretend-scared.
Keep up the roughhousing, Son.
Without a strong male presence in the house, you could turn sissy overnight.
Oh, these stubborn grass stains.
Oh, good. Reverend Lovejoy will make Marge take me back.
He has to push the sanctity of marriage, or his god will punish him.
- Get a divorce. - Mm-hmm.
- But isn't that a sin? - Marge,just about everything is a sin.
You ever sat down and read this thing?
Technically, we're not allowed to go go the bathroom.
[ Sighs ]
[ Moans Softly ]
Good night, Marge. [ Kisses ]
Oh, why didn't I take a picture?
I had ten years to take a picture.
Hmm. Funny the way everything reminds me of Homer.
[ Homer's Voice ] I love you.
Will you marry me, Marge?
You mean, I'm gonna be a daddy?
I hope we'll always be together, together, together--
- Together? - [ Tires Screech ]
[ Screams, Grunting ] Ooh.
Here, Dad. I brought you some nice-- [ Yelps ]
Good news, Lisa. I don't need your mother anymore.
I've created a replacement that's superior to her in almost every way.
Dad, that's just a plant.
Lisa! You will respect your new mother. Now, give her a kiss.
Kiss her! [ Yelps ]
Oh-my-God! Oh-my-God! Oh-my-God! [ Panting ]
All right. Let's get our stories straight.
She tripped, right?
Look. I brought you some nice pudding.
Ah, your flesh mother used to bring me pudding.
Oh, I miss Marge.
Lisa, you're smart. Help me trick her into taking me back.
Dad, you can't trick somebody into loving you.
There's a reason two people come together and stay together.
There's something they give each other that nobody else can give them.
If you want Mom back, you just have to remember what you give her that nobody else can.
I'll pay you $40 if you think of it for me.
- No. - Okay. 30.
Good luck, Dad.
All right, brain. It's all up to you.
If you don't think of what it is, we'll lose Marge forever.
[ Thinking, Rapidly ] Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding--
Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding-- [ Continues ]
Okay, but then we gotta get to work.
[ Eating Loudly ]
[ Moans Softly ]
- [ Doorbell Chimes ] - [ Exhales ]
[ Clears Throat ] Oh. H-Hi, Marge.
I heard you and Homer broke up, so I'm declarin' my intentions to move in on his territory.
- Here, I, uh, brung ya some posies. - Oh, my.
I'm very flattered, but I'm not really interested.
Sheesh. I come here, I get dressed up all nice-like...
put my heart on the line, and I make a fool of myself.
Oh, boy. Oh, I'm gonna start bawlin' here.
- Hmm, why don't you come inside for a drink of water? - 'Kay.
Hmm. Clean house, no silverfish.
- Could've been very happy here. - [ Knocking ]
- Homer. - Moe.
- What are you doin' here? - I, um-- Well, I--
- I never touched her. Homer, I swear, I never touched her. - Here's your water, Moe.
I didn't ask her for no water. She's lyin', Homer. She told me you were dead.
That's the only reason I-- I didn't do nothin'!
- [ Glass Breaking ] - [ Screams ] - Bye, Moe.
Homer, what happened to you?
Marge, I figured out what I can give you that no one else can:
a bouquet of po-- ohhh.
I give up. I don't deserve to live with you.
- Hmm. - [ Table Bumps Against Wall ]
Oh. My tattered rags...
are caught on your coffee table.
Oh, here. Let me help you.
[ Muttering Softy ]
Wait a minute. Wait, that's it.
I know now what I can offer you that no one else can:
complete and utter dependence.
Homer, that's not a good thing.
Are you kidding? It's a wondrous, marvelous thing.
Marge, I need you more than anyone else on this entire planet...
could possibly ever need you.
I need you to take care of me, to put up with me...
and most of all, I need you to love me, because I love you.
[ Sad Grunt ]
But how do I know I can trust you?
Marge, look at me. We've been separated for a day, and I'm as dirty as a Frenchman.
In another few hours I'll be dead. I can't afford to lose your trust again.
- [ Sighing ] - Oh.
I must admit. You really do make a gal feel needed.
Wait till my class hears about this. Kidding!
[ Sighs ] Oh, it's great to be indoors with my family.
I'm really glad you're back, Dad. I knew you could do it.
Now don't screw it up.
Look, Dad. I missed you so much, I couldn't concentrate in school and I got an ''F.''
Hey, this is dated two weeks ago.
Oh. Sorry. Here's a fresh one.
And I have a special present for you, but I'll give it to you later tonight.
Special present? I don't wanna wait. I want it now! I want the children to see.
Ooh. Oh, right.
Later. [ Chuckling ]
So, Marge, are you really happy? Really?
- Hey, Moe. - [ Yelps ]
- [ People Chattering ] - Shh!
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Simpsons The 05x20 - The Boy Who Knew Too Much
Simpsons The 05x21 - Lady Bouviers Lover
Simpsons The 05x22 - Secrets Of A Successful Marriage
Sin noticias de Dios
Sinbad - Legend Of The Seven Seas
Since Otar Left 2003
Since You Went Away CD1
Since You Went Away CD2
Sinful Nuns of Saint Valentine
Singin in the Rain
Singing Detective The
Singles (2003) CD1
Singles (2003) CD2
Sink The Bismarck
Sinnui yauman II
Sister Act 2 - Back in the Habit CD1
Sister Act 2 - Back in the Habit CD2
Six Days Seven Nights
Six Degrees of Separation (1993)
Six Feet Under
Six String Samurai
Six Strong Guys (2004)
Sixteen Candles CD1
Sixteen Candles CD2
Sixth Sense The
Skammen (Shame Bergman 1968)
Skazka o tsare Saltane
Skulls The (Collectors Edition)
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Slap Shot 2
Sleepers (1996) CD1
Sleepers (1996) CD2
Sleepless in Seattle
Sleepy Hollow 1999
Sleuth (Mankiewicz 1972) CD1
Sleuth (Mankiewicz 1972) CD2
Sliding Doors 1992
Sling Blade CD1
Sling Blade CD2
Small Change (FranÇois Truffaut 1976)
Small Time Crooks 2000
Smell of Fear The
Smokey and the Bandit
Snake Of June A (2002)
Snake Pit The
Snatch - Special Edition
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs 1937
So Close 2002
Sobibor 14 Octobre 1943
Solaris (Tarkovsky) CD1
Solaris (Tarkovsky) CD2
Solaris - Criterion Collection
Solaris 2002 - Behind the Planet
Solaris 2002 Inside
Soldaat Van Oranje 1977 CD1
Soldaat Van Oranje 1977 CD2
Soldiers Story A (Norman Jewison 1984)
Solomon and Sheba CD1
Solomon and Sheba CD2
Sombre 25fps 1998
Some Kind of Monster CD1
Some Kind of Monster CD2
Something The Lord Made CD1
Something The Lord Made CD2
Somethings Gotta Give CD1
Somethings Gotta Give CD2
Son In Law
Song of the South
Soul Guardians The (1998) CD1
Soul Guardians The (1998) CD2
Soul Keeper The (2003)
Sound of Music The
South Park - Bigger Longer and Uncut
South Park 01x01 - Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
South Park 01x02 - Weight Gain 4000
South Park 01x03 - Volcano
South Park 01x04 - Big Gay Als Big Gay Boatride
South Park 01x05 - An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
South Park 01x06 - Death
South Park 01x07 - Pinkeye
South Park 01x08 - Jesus VS Satan
South Park 01x09 - Starvin Marvin
South Park 01x10 - Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo
South Park 01x11 - Toms Rhinoplasty
South Park 01x12 - Mecha Striesand
South Park 01x13 - Cartmans Mom is a Dirty Slut
Soylent Green 1973
Spanish Prisoner The CD1
Spanish Prisoner The CD2
Spark the Lighter
Spartacus 2004 CD1
Spartacus 2004 CD2
Spartacus Fixed 1960
Spartan 2004 CD1
Spartan 2004 CD2
Spawn (Directors Cut)
Species 3 CD1
Species 3 CD2
Speed 2 - Cruise Control
Spellbound (Hitchcock 1945)
Spider Man 2 CD1
Spider Man 2 CD2
Spies Like Us 1985
Spirit of the Beehive
Spirited Away CD1
Spirited Away CD2
Spirits of the Dead 1968 CD1
Spirits of the Dead 1968 CD2
Spongebob Squarepants The Movie
Springtime In A Small Town
Spun (Unrated Version)
Spy Who Came In from the Cold The
Spy Who Loved Me The
Spy Who Shagged Me The - New Line Platinum Series
St Johns Wort - (Otogiriso) 25fps 2001
Stage Beauty 2004
Stage Fright 1950
Stalker 1979 CD1
Stalker 1979 CD2
Star Trek Generations CD1
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Star Wars - Episode II Attack of the Clones
Star Wars - Episode IV A New Hope
Star Wars - Episode I The Phantom Menace
Star Wars Episode 4 (A New Hope) CD1
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Star Wars Episode 5 (Empire Strikes Back) CD1
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Star Wars Episode 6 (Return of the Jedi) CD1
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Stargate SG1 1x01 Children of the Gods
Stargate SG1 1x02 The enemy Within
Stargate SG1 1x03 Emancipation
Stargate SG1 1x04 The Broca Divide
Stargate SG1 1x05 The First Commandment
Stargate SG1 1x06 Cold Lazarus
Stargate SG1 1x07 The Nox
Stargate SG1 1x08 Brief Candle
Stargate SG1 1x09 Thors Hammer
Stargate SG1 1x10 The Torment of Tantalus
Stargate SG1 1x11 Bloodlines
Stargate SG1 1x12 Fire and Water
Stargate SG1 1x13 Hathor
Stargate SG1 1x14 Singularity
Stargate SG1 1x15 The Cor AI
Stargate SG1 1x16 Enigma
Stargate SG1 1x17 Solitudes
Stargate SG1 1x18 Tin Man
Stargate SG1 1x19 There but for the Grace of God
Stargate SG1 1x20 Politics
Stargate SG1 1x21 Within the Serpents Grasp
Stargate SG1 2x01 The serpents lair
Stargate SG1 2x02 In the line of duty
Stargate SG1 2x03 Prisoners
Stargate SG1 2x04 The gamekeeper
Stargate SG1 2x05 Need
Stargate SG1 2x06 Thors chariot
Stargate SG1 2x07 Message in a bottle
Stargate SG1 2x08 Family
Stargate SG1 2x09 Secrets
Stargate SG1 2x10 Bane
Stargate SG1 2x11 The tokra part 1
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Stargate SG1 2x13 Spirits
Stargate SG1 2x14 Touchstone
Stargate SG1 2x15 The fifth race
Stargate SG1 2x16 A matter of time
Stargate SG1 2x17 Holiday
Stargate SG1 2x18 Serpents song
Stargate SG1 2x19 One false step
Stargate SG1 2x20 Show and tell
Stargate SG1 2x21 1969
Stargate SG1 3x01 Into The Fire II
Stargate SG1 3x02 Seth
Stargate SG1 3x03 Fair Game
Stargate SG1 3x04 Legacy
Stargate SG1 3x05 Learning Curve
Stargate SG1 3x06 Point Of View
Stargate SG1 3x07 Deadman Switch
Stargate SG1 3x08 Demons
Stargate SG1 3x09 Rules Of Engagement
Stargate SG1 3x10 Forever In A Day
Stargate SG1 3x11 Past And Present
Stargate SG1 3x12 Jolinars Memories
Stargate SG1 3x13 The Devil You Know
Stargate SG1 3x14 Foothold
Stargate SG1 3x15 Pretense
Stargate SG1 3x16 Urgo
Stargate SG1 3x17 A Hundred Days
Stargate SG1 3x18 Shades Of Grey
Stargate SG1 3x19 New Ground
Stargate SG1 3x20 Maternal Instinct
Stargate SG1 3x21 Crystal Skull
Stargate SG1 3x22 Nemesis
Stargate SG1 4x01 Small Victories
Stargate SG1 4x02 The Other Side
Stargate SG1 4x03 Upgrades
Stargate SG1 4x04 Crossroads
Stargate SG1 4x05 Divide And Conquer
Stargate SG1 4x06 Window Of Opportunity
Stargate SG1 4x07 Watergate
Stargate SG1 4x08 The First Ones
Stargate SG1 4x09 Scorched Earth
Stargate SG1 4x10 Beneath The Surface
Stargate SG1 4x11 Point Of No Return
Stargate SG1 4x12 Tangent
Stargate SG1 4x13 The Curse
Stargate SG1 4x14 The Serpents Venom
Stargate SG1 4x15 Chain Reaction
Stargate SG1 4x16 2010
Stargate SG1 4x17 Absolute Power
Stargate SG1 4x18 The Light
Stargate SG1 4x19 Prodigy
Stargate SG1 4x20 Entity
Stargate SG1 4x21 Double Jeopardy
Stargate SG1 4x22 Exodus
Stargate SG1 5x01 Enemies
Stargate SG1 5x02 Threshold
Stargate SG1 5x03 Ascension
Stargate SG1 5x04 Fifth Man
Stargate SG1 5x05 Red Sky
Stargate SG1 5x06 Rite Of Passage
Stargate SG1 5x07 Beast Of Burden
Stargate SG1 5x08 The Tomb
Stargate SG1 5x09 Between Two Fires
Stargate SG1 5x10 2001
Stargate SG1 5x11 Desperate Measures
Stargate SG1 5x12 Wormhole X-Treme
Stargate SG1 5x13 Proving Ground
Stargate SG1 5x14 48 Hours
Stargate SG1 5x15 Summit
Stargate SG1 5x16 Last Stand
Stargate SG1 5x17 Failsafe
Stargate SG1 5x18 The Warrior
Stargate SG1 5x19 Menace
Stargate SG1 5x20 The Sentinel
Stargate SG1 5x21 Meridian
Stargate SG1 5x22 Revelations
Stargate SG1 6x01 Redemption Part 1
Stargate SG1 6x02 Redemption Part 2
Stargate SG1 6x03 Descent
Stargate SG1 6x04 Frozen
Stargate SG1 6x05 Nightwalkers
Stargate SG1 6x06 Abyss
Stargate SG1 6x07 Shadow Play
Stargate SG1 6x08 The Other Guys
Stargate SG1 6x09 Allegiance
Stargate SG1 6x10 Cure
Stargate SG1 6x11 Prometheus
Stargate SG1 6x12 Unnatural Selection
Stargate SG1 6x13 Sight Unseen
Stargate SG1 6x14 Smoke n Mirrors
Stargate SG1 6x15 Paradise Lost
Stargate SG1 6x16 Metamorphosis
Stargate SG1 6x17 Disclosure
Stargate SG1 6x18 Forsaken
Stargate SG1 6x19 The Changeling
Stargate SG1 6x20 Memento
Stargate SG1 6x21 Prophecy
Stargate SG1 6x22 Full Circle
Stargate SG1 7x01 Fallen
Stargate SG1 7x02 Homecoming
Stargate SG1 7x03 Fragile Balance
Stargate SG1 7x04 Orpheus
Stargate SG1 7x05 Revisions
Stargate SG1 7x06 Lifeboat
Stargate SG1 7x07 Enemy Mine
Stargate SG1 7x08 Space Race
Stargate SG1 7x09 Avenger 2 0
Stargate SG1 7x10 Birthright
Stargate SG1 7x10 Heroes II
Stargate SG1 7x11 Evolution I
Stargate SG1 7x12 Evolution II
Stargate SG1 7x13 Grace
Stargate SG1 7x14 Fallout
Stargate SG1 7x15 Chimera
Stargate SG1 7x16 Death Knell
Stargate SG1 7x17 Heroes I
Stargate SG1 7x19 Resurrection
Stargate SG1 7x20 Inauguration
Stargate SG1 7x21-22 The Lost City I n II
Starship Troopers (Special Edition)
Starship Troopers 2
Story Of A Kiss
Strange aventure de Docteur Molyneux
Street Of Love And Hope (Nagisa Oshima 1959)
Street of shame (Akasen chitai)
Streetcar Named Desire A
Summer Tale A 2000
Sunday Lunch (2003)
Super 8 Stories
Superman IV - The Quest for Peace
Surviving the Game
Swedish Love Story A (1970) CD1
Swedish Love Story A (1970) CD2
Sweetest Thing The (Unrated Version)
Swordsman III - The East is Red
Sylvester - Canned Feud (1951)
Sylvester - Speedy Gonzales (1955)
Sylvester and Elmer - Kit for Cat (1948)
Sylvester and Porky - Scaredy Cat (1948)
Sylvester and Tweety - Canary Row (1950)
Sylvester and Tweety - Putty Tat Trouble (1951)
Sylvester and Tweety - Tweetys SOS (1951)