Stargate SG1 5x12 Wormhole X-Treme
Previously on "Stargate SG-1":
(Hammond) I wanna know|who this man is.
OK, Martin, what's this about?
- Who's he?|- Murray.
You stopped taking yourmedication.
I'm not crazy,|and you're not a psychiatrist.
I'm running out of patience|and I really need to know.
- What's that?|- A mobile computing device.
I snuck it outta Tanner's bag.|It has multiple functions.
So you gonna drug me again?
(Martin) It triggered what I laterrealised|was a suppressed memory.
I'm not just interested in outer space.
I'm from outer space.
Early this morning, approximately 0230,
the Kepler space probe captured|this image as it passed by Mars.
- What is it?|- At first JPL thought it was an asteroid,
but then they picked up|some strange energy readings.
They tracked the object and realised|it was changing course and accelerating.
Asteroids don't normally do that?
No, sir. The only logical|conclusion is that it's a ship.
- Do we have any way of identifying it?|- We do.
The energy signature is consistent with|a technology we've encountered before.
A year ago we found this pod|buried in a field near Billings, Montana.
You mean the little guy with the pills|and the glasses and...
- I thought his ship was destroyed.|- No, he said they came down in a pod.
After abandoning the ship. He never|said what happened to it after that.
If it is his ship, we better talk to him.
Because it's on a course for Earth|and it'll be here in three days.
Then we must locate|Martin Lloyd immediately.
Hurry up, Major,|we need that force shield!
I'm trying, but something's nullifying|the electrolyte on the generator!
Try reversing the polarity!
- It's not working!|- What do you mean?
- I mean it's not working.|- God help us.
That was awful. We have to do it again.
Check the gate. We are moving on.|Print everything! Nice job, people.
- Good moves, Shawn.|- Um...
Uh... yeah! Yeah, uh...|great... great job, everybody!
(man) Prepare foran x-treme adventure.
Fourx-cellent heroes in|an x-traordinary new sci-fi series.
Starring Nick Marlowe|as the wry Colonel Danning.
As a matter offact,|it does say Colonel on my uniform.
Hey, it's what I do.
(man) Yolanda Reese as the brilliant|Major Stacey Monroe.
The field emitters are offline|but I can generate a feedback loop.
(man) Raymond Gunne as DrLevant.
Dammit,just because|theirskulls are transparent,
doesn't mean that they don't have rights!
And introducing Douglas Anders|as Grell the robot.
Wormhole X-treme.|Coming this fall, only on...
Well, that looked... familiar.
- I don't see it.|- Martin's involved in this?
He sold the idea to the studio. He's on|the production as a creative consultant.
- Then Martin has breached your security.|- Not necessarily.
He got the whole thing from his|knowledge of the Stargate programme.
If the air force disapproved|it wouldn't have got this far.
Plausible deniability. In the event|of a future breach of security,
we will be able to point|to this TV programme.
If it stays on the air.
Doesn't change the fact|that Marty sold us out.
His motivations are of little concern.
Our first priority is to find out|all he knows about that ship.
Colonel, you're Wormhole X-treme's|new air-force consultant.
No, no, no, no, no, no.|Bigger, much bigger.
- Copy that.|- OK, so tomorrow we got 46 extras.
Make sure everybody's ready. Hair,|make-up, wardrobe, costumes and props.
Has the props show-and-tell|happened yet? Man, he's gonna freak.
Excuse me. Do you know|where I can find a Martin Lloyd?
- He's one of the bigwigs around here.|- Copy that. Sorry?
- Martin Lloyd.|- Oh, yeah, over there, by the trailers.
- Thank you.|- Who's that guy?
Oh, they went with green?
OK, it looks good. Great.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa! What is that?
It's fruit. Scene 23.
OK, scene 23 takes place on another|planet. So you think aliens eat apples?
Why not? They speak English.
Get some kiwis and spray-paint them red.
OK. So, now it'll go, uh...
"Nick walks into the garden of kiwi trees,|says 'How like Eden this world is',
and bites into a painted kiwi."
OK, um, you're the prop master, right?|So, you're a master of props.
So, figure it out.
That's what you're wearing? OK.
- Looks good.|- Martin?
Yeah, yeah. Can I help you?
Colonel Jack O'Neill?|United States Air Force?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're|the new military technical adviser. Right.
Listen, uh, don't speak to the actors.
Martin, it's Jack.
- Remember Billings, Montana?|- I've never been.
- But I am going to Sundance this year.|- What about the name Tanner?
- Murray?|- Sorry.
I've got a concept meeting in ten minutes,|and if I'm not there on time, well...
well, they start without me. But come|back tomorrow and I'll show you around.
No. Look at my lips. Big-ger.
- (Hammond) What have you got forus?|- Well, here's news.
I think Martin's had|his memory erased again.
Claims he doesn't rememberme|oranything about last year.
- Tanner must have gotten to him first.|- Yeah, well, I checked out his trailer.
I didn't find any medication,|but there are a lot of vitamins.
Send in a sample for analysis.|In the meantime, keep an eye on Martin.
Sir, if Tanner is involved,|Colonel O'Neill could use some backup.
I agree with you, Major.|You leave in one hour.
I cannot thank you enough, Colonel.
It's been many bleems|since my people were enslaved
by the minions of Lord Varlock.
Hey, it's what I do... do.
- Aw, this isn't working!|- Cut!
- Nick, what's up?|- It's meant to be a love scene.
We're walking through dead aliens!
Right. It's continuity.|You just killed them all.
Yeah, yeah. Well, can't...|can't we walk somewhere else?
Well, Nick, there is no somewhere else.
This is the planet we have,|between here and here. That's the set.
The reality of the scene dictates that there|be dead aliens, cos you just killed them.
- We can always go back to the script.|- No, we can't.
We've established that|one shot stuns, two shots kills.
- Nick just shot everybody twice.|- So three shots disintegrates them.
OK, you know what?|I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that
because that is quite possibly the|stupidest thing I've ever heard you say.
Why are you looking at me like|I'm an idiot? Why are you on set?
Go write something.
Ooh! What colour is the beam|from the ray gun?
We can't afford a beam. Sound effects.
- It'll be great. You'll see. Reset!|- Back to ones.
Look, Nick, Nick, Nick. It'll be in close-up.|The dead aliens'll be below frame.
The audience is|gonna know they're there.
OK. Kill the dead aliens.
- Aliens off the set!|- Aliens off the set!
I said "Aliens off the set."
Hey... it's what I do.
It's what I do. It's what I do.
- You're the new military adviser?|- Yes.
You're the real deal, huh?
- You seen action?|- That would be classified.
Oh, I like that.
Sorta like a "yes", but really a "no".
This is realistic, right?
Oh, yeah. Yeah. You don't want to be|a target out there in... space.
That's exactly what I said. So why|aren't the aliens ever in camouflage?
Oh, l... I fought for that, uh, Nick.
But the studio wants the aliens seen.
An alien wouldn't want|to be seen, Martin. Think.
Maybe that's why they're dead.
That helps me. Thanks.
- Can we do this?|- Doing this!
The X. I know what you're thinkin'.
Um, it's a marketing thing.
You see, I wanted to call the show|Going to OtherPlanets,
but research says that shows with|X in the name get higher ratings.
The ship's on schedule. Preparations|for departure are almost complete.
There's only one problem.
This is gonna complicate matters.
Very well. You have my authorisation|to begin surveillance.
Keep a low profile, Major.|We don't want to show our hand.
- Dr Fraiser.|- Surveillance on Martin Lloyd, I assume?
His house, actually, to help determine|if Martin's old friends have returned.
- Tanner.|- Tanner may have been watching Martin.
Carter and Jackson will try to intercept|frequencies broadcast from his house.
Oh, so like a surveillance surveillance?
In a way. Are those the test results from|the vitamins found in Martin's trailer?
Yes. They contained|a significant amount of the chemical
that Tanner used to block|Martin's memory before.
Which confirms|what we already suspected.
The question is,|what do they want Martin to forget?
- Excuse me.|- No, because it undermines my authority.
- Guys...|- Ah, Miss Reese.
Uh, I'm having trouble with scene 27.
It says I'm "out of phase", so I can|pass my hand through solid matter
- or walk through walls.|- Yeah, yeah, cos you're "out of phase".
So, how come I don't fall|through the floor?
- We'll have to get back to you on that.|- All right.
- Hi.|- Hi.
This crew does not appear to enjoy|the traditional dishes of Chulak.
- Show biz, huh?|- What happened to all the doughnuts?
They were consumed by the drivers|before they retired to sleep.
We wish to converse privately.
- Carter and Daniel?|- The investigation is ongoing.
Sure the signal's coming|from inside Martin's house?
I've gone over the triangulation three|times. I just have to match the frequency.
Hold it. I've got somethin'.
- (Daniel) Hidden cameras.|- Just like last time.
Huh, look, I know it says|he's weightless in the script,
but look what happens when|I scratch out the word "weightless".
You see? He no longer|becomes "weightless".
- He just "becomes".|- OK. Fine. Good.
But how else does Colonel Danning|get past the giant alien guard?
Why doesn't he just shoot him?
- Who is this?|- Colonel Jack O'Neill.
He's the new adviser. He doesn't know|he's not supposed to say anything yet.
And you're telling me an officer can shoot|an alien without having to be weightless?
- Sure. Why not?|- I'd like to hear "Why not?" more often.
Now, the spaceship in scene 53.
We have to see the ship.|It's crucial to the episode.
We're gonna see it in their reactions.|It's like, my God, look at that ship! It's...
All right, you can do it. For $5,000 less,|you can keep it in. Are we done?
Uh, Marty has a problem|with a scene in act three.
Oh, is that a fact, Marty?
You have two-way travel|through a wormhole.
- So?|- That's impossible.
Matter can only move one way|through an open wormhole.
The scene is scientifically unsound.
OK, show of hands. Who here|has won a Cable Ace Award? Hm?
Oh, nice save with the|shooting-the-giant-alien beat. Clever!
- (director) Billy, make it go!|- Making it go. Back to ones, folks!
I am the creative consultant on this show,
which means that nothing should happen|creatively without me being consulted.
He consulted you. He just didn't listen.
You know what he did before? A show|about a talking dog who solves crimes.
So what if they had 100 episodes?!
- Poochinsky?|- Yes, Poochinsky.
Great show. Hey, Marty!
what makes you so sure matter can|only travel one way through a wormhole?
I must've read it somewhere.
And this secret government team|that goes to other planets.
- Where'd that come from?|- It's based on a story I wrote last year.
I couldn't get it published. I was about to|give up, and I got a call from the studio.
To tell you the truth, I'm not even sure|how they got hold of it.
So, you just made it up?
Never ask a writer|where he gets his ideas.
In truth, we don't know.
- O'Neill.|- Colonel, we were right.
Tanner and the others|have Martin under surveillance.
It can't be a coincidence. It has to be|to do with the arrival of that ship.
They may have tried to infiltrate|the studio. I'll see what I can dig up.
Fire in the hole!
Bigger! What is it about the word|"bigger" that you don't understand?
The auditions are|in that building over there.
I'm not auditioning. I'm with the air force.
Colonel Jack O'Neill.
Do you keep a record|of everyone who comes and goes?
It's for a security check.
One of our generals is doing a guest spot|on the show. It's a small but pivotal role.
I've got the licence plates|of every vehicle on file.
Great. Would you mind|emailing them to that address?
- OK. Sure.|- Thank you.
I like the uniform.
Why would somebody|with two PhDs become a teamster?
The money, I guess.
Wait a minute. This guy looks familiar.
You're right. That's one of Tanner's men.
Oh, according to this, he's a production|assistant named Steve Austin.
I think we better pay Steve a little visit.
- He's on his way up.|- Copy.
So, where the hell did he go?
Princess, I've seen a lot over the years:|the crystal rivers of Aradale,
the blue volcanoes of Kash-tol-remi,
even the starfires of Grablek 6,
but none of it compares to you.
- (phone)|- What the...?
- Cut!|- What was that? Who was that?
- Tail slate.|- I want a name.
It's me. Sorry, Nick.
No problem. I'm sure it's important.
- OK, that's lunch.|- Let me show you somethin' in my trailer.
- O'Neill.|- Sir, we lost him.
One minute he was here,|the next he was gone.
- Yeah, they have a habit of doing that.|- We do have one lead, though.
He made a quick phone call. We traced it|to a warehouse on the East Side.
Bring backup this time.
We don't have long before the ship enters|orbit. You'll have to confront Martin.
Let's go. You know what I was thinkin'?
You know what this show needs?|A sexy female alien.
- Trust me.|- Marty! Marty, you got a second?
Oh, well, now's not really a good time.|I'm supposed to have...
OK, now's good.
"The colonel stood before|the pool of shimmering light,
fascinated by the dancing ripples|in the event horizon."
"What mysteries lay beyond|this mystical portal?"
"What wonders awaited him|and his band of stalwart cohorts?"
- Pretty good, huh?|- Damn good.
The only difference from the original is|that there was a fifth member of the team.
He was a handsome, smooth-talkin' alien
who was stranded on Earth|when his crew deserted him.
The, uh, producers|made me cut that part out.
You have no clue|where you got this idea?
Well, like I said...
Martin, it's all true.
- What are you talking about?|- Wormholes, travelling to other planets:
it's all real.
I command a unit called SG-1 .
It's the advance team|of a secret military operation.
We explore the universe|through a device called the Stargate.
- The crew put you up to this, didn't they?|- Here's the kicker, Marty.
You know all about it.|You've been through the Stargate.
Unfortunately, you've had|your memory erased.
So, what? Um...|I'm a member of this SG-1?
- No.|- Then, how do I know about it?
Because you're not|just interested in outer space.
You're from outer space.
Is this a pitch? Alien crash-lands.|We have to find him before it's too late.
- Only, his memory's been erased.|- Martin.
No, no, no. It's not bad.|If we just add a twist...
I'm needed on the set.
Why don't you type up what you have?|I'll take a look at the coverage on it.
- Perimeter's secure. Awaiting orders.|- Let's move in.
Move in! Move in!
Drop your weapons! Drop them!
- Lower your weapons!|- You drop your weapons. Now.
I'm Major Carter, United States Air Force.
And I'm Agent Malcolm Barrett, NID.
- NID? What the hell's going on here?|- We've been set up.
Hello? Someone paged me to stage six!
- Hey!|- Ah!
What's goin' on?
I guess the crew's just playing a prank
by paging me to a stage|we're not shooting on.
It... it happens all the time. It's, uh...
out of respect, really.
Huh! Hey, n-nice one, guys!
All right, stay with me.
Tanner, I presume.
- Is he with you?|- (Tanner) Don't worry, Martin.
Everything will become clear in time.
Gentlemen, the colonel's weapon.
- This is really bad.|- Relax.
They're shooting the big finale.|I have to be there.
I can see how that's high on|your list of priorities right now.
Couldn't you have dealt with them?|Why drag me into it?
Marty! You are the reason we're here.
Oh, don't start with|that outer-space stuff again.
Martin, the vitamins you've been taking
are laced with a chemical that suppresses|your memory. I had 'em analysed.
OK, fine. I'm an alien.
- Whatever.|- They are aliens too.
- They're from your planet.|- That is the stupidest act-four opening.
You should stick with the air force.|A writer, you're not.
Hey, how go the travel plans?
Spaceship on time and all?
I only ask cos I care.
Uh, guys, I'm kinda out of the loop here.
But, um, since I work in the TV business|and I don't really know anything,
I was wondering if you would consider,|uh, letting me go, bec...
I'm hoping that's your insulin shot.
Honestly, needles make me kinda queasy.
Don't worry. Just a little something|to help you remember.
Oh, just tell me what you want me|to remember and I'll remember it.
Yeah, yeah, we'll rewrite it. It'll be great.
- Let's go over this again.|- You want a diagram?
- They led us straight to you.|- The aliens?
Yes, the aliens. Please, Mr Man in Black,|don't pretend you don't know about them.
Now we can't get ahold of Colonel O'Neill.
We have to go to the set,|find out what's going on.
You're going nowhere. The NID's been|given full authority over this investigation.
- O'Neill.|- Teal'c.
- How'd you find us?|- I witnessed your abduction.
- Where's Tanner?|- He and his men have again disappeared.
The real money's in syndication.
Martin. Martin, come on.
If you wanna have lunch,|call my assistant.
- You remember?|- Yeah.
The antidote worked.|I remember everything now.
Marty, what happened?|Why'd they drug you again?
- I did it to myself.|- For what reason?
When we went back to my planet and we|saw that it was gone, I couldn't handle it.
And the real-estate job was driving me|crazy. I just wanted to forget everything.
You were gonna|keep takin' pills all your life?
Another month and the long-term|memory loss would've been permanent.
Oh... oh, no!
- What is the matter, Martin Lloyd?|- The show is based on your programme.
Don't worry. It's on cable.
So, why'd they bring you|out of it? Why now?
The ship's coming. We put it on a timer.
A backup plan in case|things didn't go right here.
- Why do they need you?|- I have the mobile computing device
I stole from Tanner.|They need it to access the ship.
- Where is it?|- Don't worry. It's in a safe place.
- And rolling!|- Sound, speed.
- Scanning with the Quatroscanner.|- I don't have it.
- Cut!|- Don't stop rolling!
Kenny, run, you underpaid,|below-the-line freak!
- Billy, roll right now!|- Roll.
Kenny, I love you,|but you're not in this scene! Out!
- Billy!|- Roll!
Speed! Speed! Speeding!
It has to be here somewhere.
You used a real alien device|as a prop on the show.
Well, I'd forgotten what it was at the time.
Do you have any idea|what it costs to make one of these?
- Can I help you?|- We're looking for the Quatroscanner.
- Ah. It's at the location.|- What?
- Somebody put it in the scene.|- How come?
I don't know. I just do my job, man.
- Let's go.|- Murray.
Yeah, get me Agent Barrett.
All right, good work. Let's go, guys.|We got 'em. You two stay here.
- What?|- We want this ship. It's too important.
Frankly, I don't trust you.
Agent Smith, watch over these two|and make sure they don't move.
Let's go, guys.
Murray, look around.|Marty, you're with me.
I'm picking up the same gamma radiation|we came across in the photon belt.
That doesn't make sense. Those|aliens couldn't have just disappeared,
could they... have?
And turn, turn... Doug!
Cut! Perfect! And tail slate.
Good. Doug, you were supposed to|turn to me. OK, print everything!
- Good scene.|- Thanks.
You really nailed it.|Let me take this stuff for you.
Here you go.
- Let's go.|- No, they're about to shoot the big finish.
- Too bad.|- I'm not leaving, Colonel.
OK, maybe I am.
You can control the ship|from here with this?
Uh, maybe, but do I have to?
Yes, Marty, you...
You can hand me the device, Colonel.
- Well, this is gettin' old.|- Lower your weapons.
- Looks like we have a situation.|- No, guys, you can walk away from this.
- We're not gonna come after you.|- What about your friends at the NID?
No more hiding. Where's the device?
Colonel, we let you escape because we|knew Martin would lead you right to it.
That's me. Mind if l...?
- O'Neill.|- Sir, it's me.
- Hey, how you doin'?|- The NID have made your position.
They'll be there any minute.
- Everything all right?|- It is now.
I'll be in touch.
Time's up, guys. The NID's on its way.
They're too late! I'm OK, Murray.
We should return to the portal|before the aliens return.
What? What? I haven't finished|translating the alien text.
Grell, what do you think?
What the hell is that?
- Is that ours?|- Keep rolling! Keep rolling!
Yeah, keep rolling!|Pan around, you monkeys!
Hey, what's this about? I'm supposed|to be in all the cool scenes!
Tilt up! Tilt up!
Colonel, please. You know as well as I do|they're never gonna leave us alone.
There's nothing for us here.|It's time for us to go.
You officially owe me one.
- What about Martin?|- I believe Martin has chosen a new path.
We're gonna win an Emmy for this!
Visual Effects category.
Thank you, Colonel. We won't forget this.
Cut it! Print it! That's a wrap!
Cool special effect.
- I've seen better.|- Ah, we'll fix it in post.
Yeah. So, you think we can get 18 in?
Yeah, if we cut back on the mulligans.|You think that's funny?
Yeah, it's good enough for a walkaway.
When's a good time to fade out?
Uh, right about...
Stay tuned fora behind-the-scenes|look at Wormhole X-treme!
I'm Christian Bocher.|I'm portraying Raymond Gunne,
who portrays the character of Dr Levant,
which is based on the character,|uh, Daniel Jackson,
portrayed by the actor, Michael Shanks,|originally portrayed by James Spader -
in the feature film.
Are you OK?
- Action!|- Look out!
Agh! Ow! Argh!
- No, no, no!|- Are you OK?
No, I'm not OK! You... you go!
- Ice. Can I get some ice?|- All right, let's get some ice in here.
- And this is the eye line.|- Wormhole X-treme.
Enjoy the space. You can do|anything with space. You know...
You got the space between your teeth,|the space... personal space...
Right. OK. So... you're standing here.
As a matter of fact, it does say|Colonel on my uniform.
You know, it doesn't say Colonel.
- Did anyone ever think of that?|- Um, it's just a figure of speech.
It's a figure of speech I can't figure out.|I'm not seeing Colonel on my uniform.
Uh, OK, somebody get me the word|"Colonel". Uh, gimme a Sharpie pen.
Could it be here? Could it be here?
- You realise this is not a real show.|- You saying Wormhole X-treme isn't real?
- All this is...?|- It's not a real show. It's a fake show.
Did my agent know about this?
You're heroic. Just look|over at this eye line.
- This isn't a real show?|- No, it's not a real show.
If it's not a real show,|why are you telling me what to do?
How could this not be a real show,|if we're doing it right now?
- Am I getting paid real money?|- Yeah, real money.
Well... Whoa. So what|plane of reality are we on right now?
Hey, it's what I do.
Are you sure you can't see the difference|in our height? Can I get a half apple?
I'm looking up her nose.|You don't have to hit me that hard.
You can really see|the difference in height.
- You... No, I don't, uh... It's not obvious.|- Look, look, I'm gonna measure it.
- I'm like, I'm like...|- No, but on this lens, it looks right.
From this angle,|we look the same height?
- I swear to God.|- You wouldn't lie to me?
- How come I never get to kiss anybody?|- Well, it's, uh...
- Episodes are being written for you soon.|- Sure.
Just one eyebrow.
No, just the one.
And turn your back to me.
Turn all the way around to me and do|that annoying thing and then look away.
- How could this not be a real show?|- (groans) Oh, forget it. Just turn.
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Secret Lives of Dentist The
Secret Window 2004
Secret life of Walter Mitty The (1947)
Secret of My Success 1987 CD1
Secret of My Success 1987 CD2
Secret of the Ooze The
Secret of the Sword
Secrets of Women
Seducing doctor Lewis
See Spot Run
See no Evil Hear no Evil
Seinfeld Chronicles The
Sense and Sensibility (1995)
Seppuku (aka Harakiri) CD1
Seppuku (aka Harakiri) CD2
Serpents Egg The
Setup The (Robert Wise 1949)
Seven (1995) CD1
Seven (1995) CD2
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
Seven Days in May (1963)
Seven Samurai (1956)
Seven Year Itch The
Seven Years in Tibet CD1
Seven Years in Tibet CD2
Seventh Seal The - Criterion Collection
Seventh Sign The
Sex Is Comedy
Sex Lies And Videotape CD1
Sex Lies And Videotape CD2
Sex and Lucia (Unrated Spanish Edition)
Sex and Zen
Sex and the City 3x13 - Escape From New York
Sex and the City 3x14 - Sex And Another City
Sex and the City 3x15 - Hot Child in the City
Sex and the City 3x16 - Frenemies
Sex and the City 3x17 - What Goes Around Comes Around
Sex and the City 3x18 - Cock A Doodle Do
Sex is zero
Sex lives of the potato men
Sexo Con Amor 2003
Sexy Beast 2000
Shadow The Universal
Shadow of a Doubt
Shadow of the Vampire
Shadows In Paradise
Shadows and Fog
Shakespeare In Love
Shall We Dance
Shanghai Knights CD1
Shanghai Knights CD2
Shaolin Soccer UnCut (2001) CD1
Shaolin Soccer UnCut (2001) CD2
Shaolin Temple CD1
Shaolin Temple CD2
Shaolin Temple The 1979
Shape Of Things The
Shark Tale CD1
Shark Tale CD2
Sharp Guns (2001)
Shaun of the Dead (2004)
Shelter Island 2003
Sherlock Holmes - Hound of the Baskervilles
Sherlock Holmes - The Eligible Bachelor
Sherlock Holmes - The Last Vampyre
Sherlock Holmes - The Master Blackmailer
Sherlock Holmes - The Pearl Of Death 1944
Sherlock Holmes - The Sign of Four
Sherlock Holmes 1x01 - A Scandal In Bohemia
Sherlock Holmes 1x02 - The Dancing Men
Sherlock Holmes 1x03 - The Naval Treaty
Sherlock Holmes 1x04 - The Solitary Cyclist
Sherlock Holmes 1x05 - The Crooked Man
Sherlock Holmes 1x06 - The Speckled Band
Sherlock Holmes 1x07 - The Blue Carbuncle
Sherlock Holmes 1x08 - The Copper Beeches
Sherlock Holmes 1x09 - The Greek Interpreter
Sherlock Holmes 1x10 - The Norwood Builder
Sherlock Holmes 1x11 - The Resident Patient
Sherlock Holmes 1x12 - The Red Headed League
Sherlock Holmes 1x13 - The Final Problem
Sherlock Holmes And The House Of Fear 1945
Sherlock Holmes And The Spider Woman 1944
Sherlock Holmes And The Voice Of Terror 1942
Sherlock Holmes Faces Death 1943
Sherlock Holmes Returns
Sherlock Holmes The Eligible Bachelor
Sherlock Holmes The Scarlet Claw 1944
Sherlock Holmes in Washington 1943
Shes All That
Shes So Lovely
Shes out of control
Shes the One
Shield The 2x01 - The Quick Fix
Shield The 2x02 - Dead Soldiers
Shield The 2x03 - Partners
Shield The 2x04 - Carte Blanche
Shijushichinin No Shikaku (1994 aka 47 Ronin)
Shiki-Jitsu (Hideaki Anno 2000)
Shin Zatoichi monogatari (1963)
Shinjuku - Triad Society (Takashi Miike 1995) CD1
Shinjuku - Triad Society (Takashi Miike 1995) CD2
Ship of Fools CD1 (Stanley Kramer 1965)
Ship of Fools CD2 (Stanley Kramer 1965)
Shiver Of The Vampires The
Shocking Asia CD1
Shocking Asia CD2
Shogun 1980 Part 1
Shogun 1980 Part 2
Shogun 1980 Part 3
Shogun 1980 Part 4
Shogun 1980 Part 5 and 6
Shogun 1980 Part 7 and 8
Shogun 1980 Part 9 and 10
Shop Around The Corner The 1940
Short Circuit 2
Short Cuts CD1
Short Cuts CD2
Short Film About Killing A (1988)
Short Film About Love A (1988)
Short Film About Love A 1988
Shot In The Dark A
Show Me Love
Shredder (Greg Huson 2003)
Shriek if You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th
Shuang tong (2002)
Sib - The Apple
Siburay Bate Cafe
Sicilian The 1987 CD1
Sicilian The 1987 CD2
Siege The (1998)
Silence of the Lambs The
Silencers The (Phil Karlson 1966)
Silent Trigger 1996
Silver Streak 1976
Simon and Garfunkel - The Concert in Central Park
Simon of the Desert
Simpsons 01x01 - Simpsons Roasting Over An Open Fire
Simpsons 01x02 - Bart The Genius
Simpsons 01x03 - Homers Odyssey
Simpsons 01x04 - Theres No Disgrace Like Home
Simpsons 01x05 - Bart the General
Simpsons 01x06 - Moaning Lisa
Simpsons 01x07 - The Call of the Simpsons
Simpsons 01x08 - The Telltale Head
Simpsons 01x09 - Life on the Fast Lane
Simpsons 01x10 - Homers Night Out
Simpsons 01x11 - The Crepes Of Wrath
Simpsons 01x12 - Krusty Gets Busted
Simpsons 01x13 - Some Enchanted Evening
Simpsons The 05x01 - Homers Barbershop Quartet
Simpsons The 05x02 - Cape Feare
Simpsons The 05x03 - Homer Goes To College
Simpsons The 05x04 - Rosebud
Simpsons The 05x05 - Tree House Of Horror
Simpsons The 05x06 - Marge On The Lam
Simpsons The 05x07 - Barts Inner Child
Simpsons The 05x08 - Boy Scoutz N The Hood
Simpsons The 05x09 - The Last-Temptation Of Homer
Simpsons The 05x10 - $pringfield
Simpsons The 05x11 - Homer The Vigilante
Simpsons The 05x12 - Bart Gets Famous
Simpsons The 05x13 - Homer And Apu
Simpsons The 05x14 - Lisa Vs Malibu Stacy
Simpsons The 05x15 - Deep Space Homer
Simpsons The 05x16 - Homer Loves Flanders
Simpsons The 05x17 - Bart Gets An Elephant
Simpsons The 05x18 - Burns Heir
Simpsons The 05x19 - Sweet Seymour Skinners Baadasssss Song
Simpsons The 05x20 - The Boy Who Knew Too Much
Simpsons The 05x21 - Lady Bouviers Lover
Simpsons The 05x22 - Secrets Of A Successful Marriage
Sin noticias de Dios
Sinbad - Legend Of The Seven Seas
Since Otar Left 2003
Since You Went Away CD1
Since You Went Away CD2
Sinful Nuns of Saint Valentine
Singin in the Rain
Singing Detective The
Singles (2003) CD1
Singles (2003) CD2
Sink The Bismarck
Sinnui yauman II
Sister Act 2 - Back in the Habit CD1
Sister Act 2 - Back in the Habit CD2
Six Days Seven Nights
Six Degrees of Separation (1993)
Six Feet Under
Six String Samurai
Six Strong Guys (2004)
Sixteen Candles CD1
Sixteen Candles CD2
Sixth Sense The
Skammen (Shame Bergman 1968)
Skazka o tsare Saltane
Skulls The (Collectors Edition)
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Slap Shot 2
Sleepers (1996) CD1
Sleepers (1996) CD2
Sleepless in Seattle
Sleepy Hollow 1999
Sleuth (Mankiewicz 1972) CD1
Sleuth (Mankiewicz 1972) CD2
Sliding Doors 1992
Sling Blade CD1
Sling Blade CD2
Small Change (FranÇois Truffaut 1976)
Small Time Crooks 2000
Smell of Fear The
Smokey and the Bandit
Snake Of June A (2002)
Snake Pit The
Snatch - Special Edition
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs 1937
So Close 2002
Sobibor 14 Octobre 1943
Solaris (Tarkovsky) CD1
Solaris (Tarkovsky) CD2
Solaris - Criterion Collection
Solaris 2002 - Behind the Planet
Solaris 2002 Inside
Soldaat Van Oranje 1977 CD1
Soldaat Van Oranje 1977 CD2
Soldiers Story A (Norman Jewison 1984)
Solomon and Sheba CD1
Solomon and Sheba CD2
Sombre 25fps 1998
Some Kind of Monster CD1
Some Kind of Monster CD2
Something The Lord Made CD1
Something The Lord Made CD2
Somethings Gotta Give CD1
Somethings Gotta Give CD2
Son In Law
Song of the South
Soul Guardians The (1998) CD1
Soul Guardians The (1998) CD2
Soul Keeper The (2003)
Sound of Music The
South Park - Bigger Longer and Uncut
South Park 01x01 - Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
South Park 01x02 - Weight Gain 4000
South Park 01x03 - Volcano
South Park 01x04 - Big Gay Als Big Gay Boatride
South Park 01x05 - An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
South Park 01x06 - Death
South Park 01x07 - Pinkeye
South Park 01x08 - Jesus VS Satan
South Park 01x09 - Starvin Marvin
South Park 01x10 - Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo
South Park 01x11 - Toms Rhinoplasty
South Park 01x12 - Mecha Striesand
South Park 01x13 - Cartmans Mom is a Dirty Slut
Soylent Green 1973
Spanish Prisoner The CD1
Spanish Prisoner The CD2
Spark the Lighter
Spartacus 2004 CD1
Spartacus 2004 CD2
Spartacus Fixed 1960
Spartan 2004 CD1
Spartan 2004 CD2
Spawn (Directors Cut)
Species 3 CD1
Species 3 CD2
Speed 2 - Cruise Control
Spellbound (Hitchcock 1945)
Spider Man 2 CD1
Spider Man 2 CD2
Spies Like Us 1985
Spirit of the Beehive
Spirited Away CD1
Spirited Away CD2
Spirits of the Dead 1968 CD1
Spirits of the Dead 1968 CD2
Spongebob Squarepants The Movie
Springtime In A Small Town
Spun (Unrated Version)
Spy Who Came In from the Cold The
Spy Who Loved Me The
Spy Who Shagged Me The - New Line Platinum Series
St Johns Wort - (Otogiriso) 25fps 2001
Stage Beauty 2004
Stage Fright 1950
Stalker 1979 CD1
Stalker 1979 CD2
Star Trek Generations CD1
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Star Wars - Episode II Attack of the Clones
Star Wars - Episode IV A New Hope
Star Wars - Episode I The Phantom Menace
Star Wars Episode 4 (A New Hope) CD1
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Star Wars Episode 5 (Empire Strikes Back) CD1
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Star Wars Episode 6 (Return of the Jedi) CD1
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Stargate SG1 1x01 Children of the Gods
Stargate SG1 1x02 The enemy Within
Stargate SG1 1x03 Emancipation
Stargate SG1 1x04 The Broca Divide
Stargate SG1 1x05 The First Commandment
Stargate SG1 1x06 Cold Lazarus
Stargate SG1 1x07 The Nox
Stargate SG1 1x08 Brief Candle
Stargate SG1 1x09 Thors Hammer
Stargate SG1 1x10 The Torment of Tantalus
Stargate SG1 1x11 Bloodlines
Stargate SG1 1x12 Fire and Water
Stargate SG1 1x13 Hathor
Stargate SG1 1x14 Singularity
Stargate SG1 1x15 The Cor AI
Stargate SG1 1x16 Enigma
Stargate SG1 1x17 Solitudes
Stargate SG1 1x18 Tin Man
Stargate SG1 1x19 There but for the Grace of God
Stargate SG1 1x20 Politics
Stargate SG1 1x21 Within the Serpents Grasp
Stargate SG1 2x01 The serpents lair
Stargate SG1 2x02 In the line of duty
Stargate SG1 2x03 Prisoners
Stargate SG1 2x04 The gamekeeper
Stargate SG1 2x05 Need
Stargate SG1 2x06 Thors chariot
Stargate SG1 2x07 Message in a bottle
Stargate SG1 2x08 Family
Stargate SG1 2x09 Secrets
Stargate SG1 2x10 Bane
Stargate SG1 2x11 The tokra part 1
Stargate SG1 2x12 The tokra part 2
Stargate SG1 2x13 Spirits
Stargate SG1 2x14 Touchstone
Stargate SG1 2x15 The fifth race
Stargate SG1 2x16 A matter of time
Stargate SG1 2x17 Holiday
Stargate SG1 2x18 Serpents song
Stargate SG1 2x19 One false step
Stargate SG1 2x20 Show and tell
Stargate SG1 2x21 1969
Stargate SG1 3x01 Into The Fire II
Stargate SG1 3x02 Seth
Stargate SG1 3x03 Fair Game
Stargate SG1 3x04 Legacy
Stargate SG1 3x05 Learning Curve
Stargate SG1 3x06 Point Of View
Stargate SG1 3x07 Deadman Switch
Stargate SG1 3x08 Demons
Stargate SG1 3x09 Rules Of Engagement
Stargate SG1 3x10 Forever In A Day
Stargate SG1 3x11 Past And Present
Stargate SG1 3x12 Jolinars Memories
Stargate SG1 3x13 The Devil You Know
Stargate SG1 3x14 Foothold
Stargate SG1 3x15 Pretense
Stargate SG1 3x16 Urgo
Stargate SG1 3x17 A Hundred Days
Stargate SG1 3x18 Shades Of Grey
Stargate SG1 3x19 New Ground
Stargate SG1 3x20 Maternal Instinct
Stargate SG1 3x21 Crystal Skull
Stargate SG1 3x22 Nemesis
Stargate SG1 4x01 Small Victories
Stargate SG1 4x02 The Other Side
Stargate SG1 4x03 Upgrades
Stargate SG1 4x04 Crossroads
Stargate SG1 4x05 Divide And Conquer
Stargate SG1 4x06 Window Of Opportunity
Stargate SG1 4x07 Watergate
Stargate SG1 4x08 The First Ones
Stargate SG1 4x09 Scorched Earth
Stargate SG1 4x10 Beneath The Surface
Stargate SG1 4x11 Point Of No Return
Stargate SG1 4x12 Tangent
Stargate SG1 4x13 The Curse
Stargate SG1 4x14 The Serpents Venom
Stargate SG1 4x15 Chain Reaction
Stargate SG1 4x16 2010
Stargate SG1 4x17 Absolute Power
Stargate SG1 4x18 The Light
Stargate SG1 4x19 Prodigy
Stargate SG1 4x20 Entity
Stargate SG1 4x21 Double Jeopardy
Stargate SG1 4x22 Exodus
Stargate SG1 5x01 Enemies
Stargate SG1 5x02 Threshold
Stargate SG1 5x03 Ascension
Stargate SG1 5x04 Fifth Man
Stargate SG1 5x05 Red Sky
Stargate SG1 5x06 Rite Of Passage
Stargate SG1 5x07 Beast Of Burden
Stargate SG1 5x08 The Tomb
Stargate SG1 5x09 Between Two Fires
Stargate SG1 5x10 2001
Stargate SG1 5x11 Desperate Measures
Stargate SG1 5x12 Wormhole X-Treme
Stargate SG1 5x13 Proving Ground
Stargate SG1 5x14 48 Hours
Stargate SG1 5x15 Summit
Stargate SG1 5x16 Last Stand
Stargate SG1 5x17 Failsafe
Stargate SG1 5x18 The Warrior
Stargate SG1 5x19 Menace
Stargate SG1 5x20 The Sentinel
Stargate SG1 5x21 Meridian
Stargate SG1 5x22 Revelations
Stargate SG1 6x01 Redemption Part 1
Stargate SG1 6x02 Redemption Part 2
Stargate SG1 6x03 Descent
Stargate SG1 6x04 Frozen
Stargate SG1 6x05 Nightwalkers
Stargate SG1 6x06 Abyss
Stargate SG1 6x07 Shadow Play
Stargate SG1 6x08 The Other Guys
Stargate SG1 6x09 Allegiance
Stargate SG1 6x10 Cure
Stargate SG1 6x11 Prometheus
Stargate SG1 6x12 Unnatural Selection
Stargate SG1 6x13 Sight Unseen
Stargate SG1 6x14 Smoke n Mirrors
Stargate SG1 6x15 Paradise Lost
Stargate SG1 6x16 Metamorphosis
Stargate SG1 6x17 Disclosure
Stargate SG1 6x18 Forsaken
Stargate SG1 6x19 The Changeling
Stargate SG1 6x20 Memento
Stargate SG1 6x21 Prophecy
Stargate SG1 6x22 Full Circle
Stargate SG1 7x01 Fallen
Stargate SG1 7x02 Homecoming
Stargate SG1 7x03 Fragile Balance
Stargate SG1 7x04 Orpheus
Stargate SG1 7x05 Revisions
Stargate SG1 7x06 Lifeboat
Stargate SG1 7x07 Enemy Mine
Stargate SG1 7x08 Space Race
Stargate SG1 7x09 Avenger 2 0
Stargate SG1 7x10 Birthright
Stargate SG1 7x10 Heroes II
Stargate SG1 7x11 Evolution I
Stargate SG1 7x12 Evolution II
Stargate SG1 7x13 Grace
Stargate SG1 7x14 Fallout
Stargate SG1 7x15 Chimera
Stargate SG1 7x16 Death Knell
Stargate SG1 7x17 Heroes I
Stargate SG1 7x19 Resurrection
Stargate SG1 7x20 Inauguration
Stargate SG1 7x21-22 The Lost City I n II
Starship Troopers (Special Edition)
Starship Troopers 2
Story Of A Kiss
Strange aventure de Docteur Molyneux
Street Of Love And Hope (Nagisa Oshima 1959)
Street of shame (Akasen chitai)
Streetcar Named Desire A
Summer Tale A 2000
Sunday Lunch (2003)
Super 8 Stories
Superman IV - The Quest for Peace
Surviving the Game
Swedish Love Story A (1970) CD1
Swedish Love Story A (1970) CD2
Sweetest Thing The (Unrated Version)
Swordsman III - The East is Red
Sylvester - Canned Feud (1951)
Sylvester - Speedy Gonzales (1955)
Sylvester and Elmer - Kit for Cat (1948)
Sylvester and Porky - Scaredy Cat (1948)
Sylvester and Tweety - Canary Row (1950)
Sylvester and Tweety - Putty Tat Trouble (1951)
Sylvester and Tweety - Tweetys SOS (1951)