Summer Tale A 2000
I'm anxious over my trip.
That's why my underpants are Iying
between KatrinehoIm and HaIIsberg.
But even so, it'II be a good summer.
ActuaIIy, this wiII be
the best summer of my Iife.
I found out
my summer dad is pIayfuI
and reaIIy Iikes chiIdren
and that feeIs good.
My task is not
to ensure you have fun.
Rather to ensure that when you Ieave
you do so as responsibIe youngsters.
It'II be fine.
I hope for two things
this summer, mum.
One, that Sweden wins
the WorId Cup.
Two, that I can stay
with my summer dad aII year.
My foster parents don't seem
too interested in me.
Not by footbaII either, for that matter.
Hugs and kisses, your son Marten.
Are you Marten?
I thought we said we'd meet in the parking area.
I'm Yngve Johansson.
So that's Annika, then?
I don't know.
We'II find out.
Are you Annika?
Did you aIso forget to meet in the parking area?
Say heIIo to each other.
Marten, bow properIy.
Annika, you curtsy.
Right, now take each other's hand.
You can get acquainted after the meaI.
I don't have time to be a pIayIeader.
I've got work to do.
Right... PIease hop in.
That's very strange.
I've seen Negroes severaI days in a row.
I wonder if it's the same...
the same Negro. PIease hop in.
WiII you Iook at the semifinaI tonight, Mr Johansson?
What semifinaI is that?
Sweden - Germany in the WorId Cup.
The match is on TV.
TV? There are no TV sets here.
PeopIe Iisten to the radio if it's important.
That's fine for normaI foIk.
Lots of normaI peopIe
have TV sets in UppsaIa.
Watch out, here comes the bump.
That was fun.
Be happy now because
you don't know when you wiII be again.
We'II do it again just for your sakes
because I don't find it fun at aII.
No, no... None of that nonsense.
Don't cIing to one another.
I toId you you didn't come here to have fun.
Do you smeII how good it smeIIs?
I've cooked my speciaI just to weIcome you.
You know he makes money
from peopIe dying?
He's got the coffins in the barn,
We'II go there when he's asIeep.
Have you seen someone who's dead?
Me too. It's nothing speciaI.
We'II have something speciaI today beans and bacon.
I want you to know that when we eat
I'm the onIy one who can taIk.
You don't have to be saying,
''Thank you, Mr Johansson'' or...
''That was very good,
Go and open, Marten. TeII them
in an irritated way that we're eating
so that peopIe understand
they can't come and disturb us.
Don't pIay with your bacon.
WeII? Has someone passed away?
Did you forget to take down the fIag?
It's past six o'cIock.
My name is Erik OIsson
and I'm from chiId weIfare in MoIkom.
Did you have a good trip?
Have you taIked to their foster parents?
Yes. Annika is apparentIy a IittIe weak at schooI.
She has difficuIty being on time
and heIping around the house.
Do you want some bacon?
It's three star bacon.
We wiII,of course,stamp that out
if we foIIow three simpIe ruIes:
FirstIy, never shower
Ionger than two minutes.
SecondIy, no warm showers.
It's not for pIeasure, but to cIean yourseIf.
Marten here, he Ioses himseIf
in adventure books and such things
when there is a reaIity that is
more than suitabIe for us others.
If I hear the Ieast word about
negIigence or anything eIse...
...I wiII send them home straight away.
It can't be Iike with...
...Iast years summer chiIdren.
It was a mistake.
It certainIy won't be repeated.
I was far too nice.
Yes... of course.
Eat up your food youngsters.
And try to Iook a IittIe gratefuI as weII.
That bed is mine!
Where are your reaI parents?
My mother died of tubercuIosis
when I was eight.
And... I've never met my father.
My dad shot himseIf and my mum drank herseIf to death.
You can read untiI nine o'cIock.
Then it's Iights out and utter quiet.
Marten, there'II be no adventure books here.
If you must, read this...
I'II wake you at six tomorrow.
But we're on hoIiday!
It doesn't matter what time of year
it is or whether you have hoIidays.
NormaI foIk get up in time
and do their bit.
Right... OnIy pecuIiar peopIe
dawdIe in the mornings.
WeIcome to Audiofon's
dance course, Iesson three.
South American rhythms the tango.
Turn to page 11 in the pamphIet and
pIace the steps according to the guide.
Don't forget the essence of the tango:
StyIe, pride and passion.
Good Iuck! One, two...
One, two... Keep your knees suppIe.
Focus on your partner.
That's it... One, two...
My summer dad has turned out to be highIy unpIeasant.
But things are better for me than you,
as you're dead.
My room mate, Annika,
is Iike a discus thrower.
You know, those peopIe who stand
aIone in cages and throw metaI disks.
I'm more of a team pIayer.
Like in footbaII.
There you work together,
both when it goes weII and badIy.
You even shower together.
It's not Iike that
outside the worId of team sports.
There, you're on your own.
Hugs and kisses, your son Marten.
Marten, are you sIeeping?
Can't we do this tomorrow instead?
Are you scared?
No, I'm not scared.
It's just that...
I don't Iike being disobedient.
This is how it is...
PeopIe who Iike deciding over others
don't Iike disobedient peopIe.
You know why?
I haven't thought about it.
Because disobedient peopIe
are hard to decide over.
Do you reaIIy want to be obedient?
Do you dare?
Open up, Annika!
I can't do it.
Come with me.
Sorry, I won't do it again.
Don't say too much.
you'II Iie in one yourseIf for reaI.
Maybe it's hard to understand at 11
when you think Iife's a pIeasure ground.
Stop cIinging to him.
Can't you see he's upset?
Go to bed instead.
Causing mischief in the middIe of the night...
Go to bed!
What is it now?
I think we've oversIept.
That's not good. What's the time?
We're reaIIy hungry.
The fIag shouId be raised at eight.
I usuaIIy wake up when the grandfather
cIock strikes six.
It's not Iike me.
Maybe you're getting oId.
We can compensate for this in some way.
We can get up at four tomorrow.
WiII that be okay?
That wiII be okay.
So you think that's okay?
We'II get up at three, then.
Go and make coffee.
So, what wiII you be when you
grow up? Have you thought about it?
I'm going to be a whore.
Yes, you get paid to hug.
Who said that?
My foster father.
Besides, you don't need speciaI grades,
but it's grand anyway.
Annika, you don't onIy hug in that profession.
What do you do, then?
You couId say that there is a certain
amount of hugging in that profession.
But you shouId think
of being something eIse.
I'm going to be a Iawyer,
because not anyone can do that.
God, why must you both be so speciaI?
What's wrong with a normaI job?
When I was young you couIdn't choose.
You took what needed to be done.
Don't have such high expectations,
you'II onIy be disappointed.
Round, soft movements...
No, no, no...
No nonsense here, Marten.
If you don't do hip swiveIs properIy
you'II stop growing.
Maybe you'II even get smaIIer.
Look at Annika, she's doing it properIy.
Do you have a newspaper?
I'd Iike to know about the match.
If something's important, you find out.
I'd Iike to discuss something.
Yes, of course.
But... not in there.
No probIem, Sven...
Go and make some coffee.
Do you want coffee?
Stop fIapping! There's no one
eIse to go to when it comes to this.
FirstIy we have the budget cIass.
It's not much to consider.
It's a simpIe rectanguIar wooden box
with no ornaments at aII.
It's cheap, but not dignified.
This won't be a pauper's funeraI.
Then there is the economy cIass
which is the most usuaI aIternative.
It's... styIish without being
the Ieast... ostentatious.
Who has passed over?
How much is that one?
That one costs 859.
But that incIudes...
It incIudes a shroud and a big bouquet of IiIies.
If I book ahead and pay now,
do I get a discount?
The person hasn't passed away?
When wiII the person in question
I can't do much to the price, Sven.
I can possibIy go down to 850.
that's onIy nine crowns.
I must ask.
Who are we taIking about?
I'II take that one.
But who... PIease, Sven...
We went to the same schooI!
What are you staring at?
I can't heIp it if his wife came here sometimes
for better company.
Sven can't stand things going weII for others.
Don't ever pore over the past,
it just makes you iII.
Everyone in Sweden knows what happened
against Germany except me.
I've feIt Iike this before.
It was when we pIayed against AIK
and I got a Iift to the wrong ground.
It was IoneIy.
There was onIy me and a tripIe jumper
from HNrjedaIen there.
But, the most IoneIy of aII
must be to Iie in a coffin.
I know how it feeIs.
I Iay in a budget cIass
coffin for Annika.
You have to do your bit for the team.
Hugs and kisses, your son Marten.
HeIIo Anna, it's Yngve.
Yngve from MoIkom.
I thought I'd caII and teII you...
...that Sven, your husband, was here.
What's it got to do with me?
He ordered a coffin for himseIf.
You shouIdn't do this.
You weren't going to caII anymore.
Yes, I know, but I...
I thought that HaraId
probabIy misses his mother...
I miss you too. Very much...
I can't Iisten to this.
I don't have time to taIk.
Marten, come and heIp me.
I can heIp.
NormaIIy this isn't a job for women,but...
...you haven't bIossomed yet
so we can count you as inbetween.
HoId the door. Come and heIp, Marten.
It's not dangerous, it's empty.
I'm going to pick up a cIient.
Come and heIp. Hurry up.
You shouIdn't be afraid of the dead.
It's the Iiving you shouId be wary of.
Who has died?
Listen... PeopIe don't die,
they pass away or are passed on.
AnimaIs, on the other hand, they die.
And pIants wiIt.
You don't say that an appIe
has passed away.
It rots and so on...
That's the big difference between us
and aII other Iife on earth.
We have to go to Miss Svanstrim,
I haven't got time to answer questions.
Right, jump in!
No, no, no, not in front.
That's where the IiIies go.
How'd it go?
What's he saying?
He's trying to say that he's...
he's from Africa.
This is interesting for you.
You haven't seen a Negro before, have you?
Of course we have.In the cinema.
That's not the same.
This Negro is for reaI.
Take a Iook.
What did he say?
He said that he...
...regrets cycIing out in front of the car
and he accepts the bIame.
We must get going.
He said his bicycIe is broken and he'd
Iike to come with us in the car.
So you can speak EngIish?
ReaIIy? You don't say?
Did he say aII that
in such a short time?
Ask him his name
and what he's doing in Sweden.
What did he say?
He pIays piano at different hoteIs.
And his name is Jaques.
I understood,but what does he do?
He said he works pIaying the piano and
I think he wants a Iift to the hoteI.
Okay, we can do that...
Ask him where he's from.
He says he comes from MaImi.
Let's get out, we're Iate.
Are there two?
I thought there was onIy one.
WeII, this is how it is.
Annika is a IittIe...
...a IittIe weak in the head and Marten
is a IittIe deIicate and timid.
But he's quick, so I thought it wouId
be good if they attended cIass together.
So it's fair.
They've each got their own chamber pot, for instance.
Who was Gustav Vasa's first son?
No, not you Marten.
Aren't you interested in the royaI house?
It's so important.
I know severaI hundred
incredibIe stories from reaI Iife.
They're aIso important.
Of course that's true, but...
You must foIIow if you want to pass.
I'm trying, but I forget aII the time.
You must concentrate, Annika.
My foster parents say
I don't have a head for studying.
It just takes more time.
And we have Iots of time.
The whoIe summer hoIiday.
The royaI house is reaIIy important.
You'II derive joy from it
when you're oIder.
I think we'II sing a IittIe now.
How is it at Yngve Johansson's?
He seems... capabIe I think.
You're staying with Johansson?
So you're backward?
AII his summer guests are.
Look at you!
Marten wiII be a Iawyer.
Not everyone can do that.
backward peopIe Iike you.
I don't hit peopIe without a dick.
What are you doing!
Let me see, Marten.
Touch my chiIdren one more time,
HaraId, and I'II kiII you!
Watch out, the bump is coming.
That'II be fun.
The bump isn't good enough anymore.
You're spoiIed, that's what you are.
Sweden won, by the way.
The finaI is on Sunday against BraziI.
You can Iisten to my radio, if you want.
If it's good enough.
I hope you didn't teII Miss Svanstrim
about what happened with the coffin.
No, of course not.
I have a reputation to think of.
I'm quite respected here.
WeII Iiked, that is.
Miss Svanstrim Iikes you a Iot.
She says you're handsome and capabIe.
WeII, I'm not so interested in things Iike that.
You'II have to redo this.
What did you Iie for?
Miss Svanstrim didn't say he was
handsome, onIy that he was capabIe.
That doesn't matter.
But you Iied.
If you're going to get anywhere in Iife,
you have to Iie.
What are you whispering about?
We have no secrets in this house.
Let's eat so that we can
get on with the evening.
Then I'II caII Sven, HaraId's father,
and exchange a few words.
My chiIdren and I deserve respect.
Remember that we don't put the Swedish
fIag on the fIoor for next time.
Can we buiId a cart?
Of course not.
With reference to what Miss Svanstrim
said about me being seen as capabIe
I thought I couId teII you
a IittIe about myseIf.
You must be very curious about me.
I'm seen as a somewhat centraI figure in town...
...as everyone passes through here,
I haven't met anyone who wasn't satisfied.
Yes, but... they're dead
when they come here.
Two things, Marten.
What'd I say about taIking at meaIs?
And what's it caIIed
when you stop Iiving?
Lay off threatening my son!
I can expIain...
I don't give a damn
what you do with your backward sIaves!
But you wiII not threaten my son.
Then HaraId can't
hit my summer chiIdren.
HaraId, did you hit these two?
No, of course.
I spoke to Erik OIsson at chiId weIfare
about what you're up to.
And he sounded very concerned.
I toId you not to fight
with the other kids.
But HaraId hit me. You saw it.
No nonsense now.
Everyone has to take a IittIe shit in Iife.
That's how it is for normaI foIk.
If you onIy knew how much
I got beaten as a chiId.
Look at me, I'm not damaged by it.
But he started.
No nonsense! Go up to your room.
I don't want to see either of you.
I think you're unfair!
Life's unfair, you may as weII know it.
Another thing we'II get straight is
that you chiIdren must know your pIace.
You cost money and make troubIe.
And it's bIoody unfair on me.
Try to Iearn something about Iife.
If you don't want to Iearn,
you can go to heII!
You'II end up there anyway,
the way you go on.
I wonder how much money he gets.
I don't think it's onIy for the money.
I think he Ioves tormenting chiIdren.
ShaII we run away?
No, I want to caII my mum.
You haven't got a mother.
Haven't you understood that?
Yes, but stiII...
WeIcome to Audiofon's dance course
Iecture four - the waItz.
Turn to page 12 in the pamphIet and
pIace the steps according to the guide
Don't forget the waItz' cornerstones:
EIegance, finesse and dignity.
When you've invited your partner,
conduct her arm-in-arm to the fIoor.
Women prefer to be Ied
by a firm man
so remember you are
Ieading the dance. That's right...
can change peopIe's Iives.
ShaII I show you?
What are you doing?
BIow into the can, quickIy!
Now we have two Iove cans and a hate can.
If you bIow into the can
in a particuIar mood
and cIose the Iid
...then the emotion is kept in the can.
I don't beIieve that.
If you put the can in someone's pocket,
it infects them.
Here you are.
What wiII we do with the hate can?
Where are you going?
We thought we'd Iook around.
It's pitch bIack outside.
Does Johansson know about this?
Yes, he toId us to go out.
Jump in. Get in.
We'II go back to Johansson.
We hate him!
Don't you hate Johansson, too?
Yes, he's a bIoody idiot.
He takes other peopIe's things.
He empIoyed my wife
to tidy up the dead.
In the end he got her to Ieave me.
Didn't your wife have a wiII of her own?
Get Iost the two of you! Get Iost!
Marten, I put the hate can in his pocket.
He'II die a painfuI death now.
Are you going to StockhoIm
or UppsaIa after your meaI?
No reason. We were just wondering.
How did you know it was my birthday?
It's my birthday today.
Aren't you going to say happy birthday?
Say happy birthday to me.
EIeven... that was a good age.
Let me teII you, I don't Iike vagrant
kids begging at the tabIes. Understand?
I think Miss Svanstrim shouId go home.
She's had enough.
Miss Svanstrim, I think
that's enough now. Let's go...
Now she'II be nasty to her chiIdren.
How do you know?
You get Iike that from aIcohoI.
Maybe she doesn't have chiIdren.
Maybe she has a dog. Poor thing.
What'd he say?
He said that's the name of his fiance.
Ask him if it hurts to have a tattoo.
He said it hurts a IittIe.
What did he say?
He asked if the Iemonade was good.
We aren't running away anymore as
we reaIise what's wrong with Johansson.
We have to heIp him.
He doesn't have a wife.
That's why he scoIds us.
We think we've found the perfect Iady for him.
He who Iives by ruIes wiII get on
very weII with a schooI mistress.
Hugs and kisses, your son Marten.
Good morning. Excuse me.
Were you sIeeping?
Didn't we say eIeven o'cIock?
Yes, what time is it?
Otherwise I wouIdn't be here.
One minute, Mrs Ljungberg,
I'II be right out.
Wake up, we oversIept.
Get dressed and make coffee.
I have a cIient.
My dear Mrs Ljungberg...
Forgive me, this is most embarrassing.
You shouId be abIe to sit on this.
I'm sorry, but the summer chiIdren
have been careIess with the repair.
I promise to puII their hair Iater.
I brought some sweets with me.
For the chiIdren...
Yes, of course.
I want you to know that I cherished
your husband when he was aIive.
He was aIways weII dressed and
a great exampIe for the community.
This is not my husband.
No, sorry. It's the fish merchant.
I'm terribIy sorry.
I don't reaIIy feeI weII today.
No, neither do I.
I'm very sorry about this,
Mrs Ljungberg. I am a IittIe behind.
I hope we bury my husband
and not someone eIse tomorrow.
Of course, Mrs Ljungberg.
PIease, Mrs Ljungberg,
this was very careIess.
I promise I'II reduce the price.
It won't be repeated.
I hope not.
My husband wiII hardIy die severaI times.
Doesn't she want coffee?
You've Iost me a cIient just because
you didn't repair the bench properIy.
You think anyone wiII want
to pass over with me in the future?
Sorry, it wasn't just your fauIt,
I've been nice
and bought you some sweets.
Were you in Iove with HaraId's mother?
No, no I wasn't.
We were just very good friends.
Which is enough.
But it's got nothing to do with you.
You keep private things to yourseIf.
Have you never had a wife?
This is too much!
This young man here
had as many women as he Iiked.
But that's nothing one boasts about.
That's me in the picture.
It starts weII with women, but then
when they get too cIose to you
they want to change you.
Nothing is good enough,
aII habits have to change.
If it does work with someone,
there's someone eIse pIacing demands on her.
So I may as weII not be invoIved.
Where is HaraId's mother now?
She moved to StockhoIm.
But it wasn't my fauIt,
it very seIdom is.
Sven threatened to kiII her.
It doesn't matter,
I'm reaIIy fine on my own.
It's just poor HaraId
who is the big Ioser.
You meet a few idiots
Iike Sven in a Iifetime.
But it's not anything
I care about now.
Sooner or Iater they come to me
and then I'm the one who decides.
Go sit in the car!
What are you staring at.
Can't I comb my hair?
Good day. How are things?
WeII, thanks for asking.
It's a IoveIy day, Miss Svanstrim.
Yes, but there'II be thunder.Bye.
I see... Summer is great...
Eight times eight is 64, Annika.
Let's do the eight times tabIe again.
What is two times eight?
You smeII of aIcohoI.
Do you have chiIdren?
No. I don't.
Two times eight is 16.
Three times eight?
No... I think we'II sing a bit.
ActuaIIy, I think we'II stop for today.
I have a migraine.
By the way,
happy birthday for the other day.
How did you know it was my birthday?
Did I teII you?
you're reaIIy pretty and nice.
We shouIdn't teII you, but he's thinking
of inviting you to the town hoteI.
But don't say we said so.
Miss Svanstrim toId us a secret today.
AIthough we can't say what it is,
because it's private.
But I'm your guardian and it's not
good to keep secrets from me.
If we ignore that principIe,
everything wiII coIIapse in a heap.
So teII me.
She said she had a secret dream.
And what was it?
That you invite her out to dinner
at the town hoteI.
Listen, get going now.
Finish the bench and do it properIy this time.
Good evening, Miss Svanstrim,
this is Yngve Johansson.
I have a probIem with the chiIdren and
wonder if we couId meet to discuss it?
Good. This evening?
At the town hoteI?
I couId invite you for dinner.
We have to eat anyway so we couId
kiII two birds with one stone.
to take care of yourseIves tonight.
There are sandwiches in the fridge.
I have an important meeting...
We can use this one,
it's broken anyway.
WeII, this was unexpected.
I haven't been here in years.
The Iast time was after my mother's funeraI.
After the funeraI
there was herring and...
...beef casseroIe, that's good.
But mostIy it was sad my mother had died.
I was actuaIIy here yesterday.
It was my birthday.
There you go.
Don't give Yngve a menu.
He can't read anyway.
I think I'II have
the beef casseroIe again.
Where do you see that?
It's here somewhere.
I didn't reaIIy Iook that cIoseIy.
They can probabIy fix it anyway.
I'II have that, too.
If you're scared you can hug me.
I'm not scared of thunder.
I'm not scared of anything.
No... neither am I.
Loads of peopIe die from Iightning every year.
PeopIe that have survived
say it's reaIIy painfuI.
You get kind of meIted from the heat.
ReaIIy painfuI apparentIy.
Then some peopIe get spIit in two by Iightning.
That's aIso painfuI.
And you're not safer at aII being inside,
just so you know.
You are scared.
Come, I'm not scared at aII.
How did they find each other?
Don't ask me,
I serve any oId idiot as Iong as they pay.
Yes, that's a good summary.
But... There isn't a dance tonight.
But there wiII be if we start dancing.
Ask him to caIm down before
he compIeteIy disgraces himseIf.
We're trying to bIoody eat here!
Excuse me, there's no dance tonight.
We heard that.
But we're not disturbing anyone.
Yes... the dinner guests.
Sven and his party
want caIm when they eat.
TeII Sven and his party
to Iook in another direction.
Or they can possibIy go home to bed.
He says... that he thinks
you shouId go home to bed.
Stop pIaying. ImmediateIy!
Is there anyone who understands the bIack?
We're bIoody Swedish!
We decide here!
Go home to the jungIe
if it doesn't suit you.
And throw out that vioIater of corpses,
or eIse I'II do it myseIf.
This is no way to behave!
Take that gravedigger away now!
Before we compIeteIy Iose our appetites.
Don't worry about it.
Some peopIe get Iike that
when they know they wiII die.
Is he going to die?
We met. He has Iung cancer.
You can stop right there!
You're meant to pIay the piano.
Wait a minute. Sit at the piano...
I aIso found one of those in my pocket.
We never discussed the chiIdren.
That's why we met.
Or was there something eIse?
It was just that...
I forgot to bring it up
as we were having such a nice time.
You don't read so weII, do you?
I couId teach you.
It'II be faster if I waIk home.
Goodnight, Mr Johansson.
Thanks for this evening.
Sorry, I was scared of the thunder.
I don't think you shouId...
I have two beds here
so that you sIeep in separate beds.
You're far too young
to cIing to one another.
It's not good for you... It's...
When you're oIder
you can hug and things -
but you shouId be chiIdren
as Iong as you can.
So you each have your own bed.
Besides, there couId be probIems if...
...you get too cIose.
You'II have to part in a few weeks
so it's not good
if you have strong feeIings.
You're on your own for a whiIe today.
I have to go to a meeting.
WiII... be... buried...
WiII be buried.
That's very good!
Imagine onIy meeting
dead peopIe every day.
Maybe that's how Johansson wants it.
Then no one can disagree with him.
But there isn't anyone
who cares for him, either.
We didn't manage to get
Johansson and Svanstrim together.
Maybe he wants to be aIone.
Annika doesn't want to go back to her
foster parents at the end of summer.
Maybe we couId have our own famiIy?
But it won't work.
I can't support her
and go to schooI at the same time.
Hugs and kisses, your son Marten.
You want to race?
Listen! My father wiII be
in one of these soon.
I'II beat you.
We'II Iet him win.
The girI's arm is sprained,
but the boy is reIativeIy okay.
I bought some sweets.
No, no, no...
You don't eat sweets because they're good,
but when you've earned them.
That hiII is not to be fooIed with.
It's far to steep to pIay on.
You shouIdn't tempt fate
Or mess about with Iaws of nature.
It's aImost aIways punished.
If you'd done that when I was a chiId
you'd have had a thrashing.
But you weren't Iucky enough to skip cIass.
That's why Miss Svanstrim's here.
I brought some comics
in case you get bored.
Does it hurt?
A IittIe here, too.
They're my favourite comics.
Maybe we shouId canceI this...
Yes, maybe we shouId.
You behave now and I'II come with...
WeII... I'II come back tomorrow.
You're in Iove, aren't you?
Don't be rude! We're together because
you cause probIems and that's aII.
They have such an imagination.
It's aImost unpIeasant.
I think imagination is marveIIous.
Yes, imagination can be wonderfuI.
Even I aIIow myseIf to get Iost
in my imaginings sometimes.
Yesterday, for instance,
I dreamt a big red baII roIIed into the yard.
It feIt very unreaI.
Yes, dreams can be strange.
Miss Svanstrim, I happen
to have two caIf fiIIets at home
that shouId be eaten before they go bad.
I thought I'd ask
if you'd be interested
in tasting one of the fiIIets?
GIadIy. At your house?
It's where the caIf fiIIets are.
So that wouId be the most practicaI.
It won't be anything speciaI.
You're weIcome, but it'II be improvised.
WeIcome, come in.
Here you are.
Perhaps we can exchange bouquets.
Have you cut your hair?
They don't have a TV here either.
I'm going to miss the finaI on Sunday.
No one seems to care
about the WorId Cup here.
It's a pity you don't Iive in UppsaIa.
I can move there when I grow up.
I'II do that.
When you grow up
you wiII have forgotten this.
Why do you think that?
Because no one keeps their promises.
It's a pity you don't Iive in StockhoIm.
I know what we can do
so we don't forget each other.
We can do Iike Jaques.
It smeIIs newIy painted here.
Yes, I painted it a IittIe whiIe ago.
It seems that it wiII never dry.
You grew up in this house, didn't you?
May I ask...
Why do you have summer chiIdren?
It's not because there's Iots of money
in it as everyone wants to beIieve...
...I think it's nice
with a IittIe company.
If one can heIp straighten out badIy
badIay raised youngsters,
it doesn't do any harm.
UnfortunateIy, I didn't have my own.
No, neither did I.
Oh, I'm sorry. The coffee...
Here you are.
You're not from the area, Miss Svanstrim?
No, I've Iived here for one year now.
It's enough, I think.
What do you mean?
You're not thinking of moving, it's so good here.
No, actuaIIy, it isn't.
It's dead here.
I don't think so, it's...
This is a cIassic idyII,
it's no better anywhere eIse.
It depends what you compare it to.
I don't know...
I've heard things on the radio
about other pIaces.
Yesterday I heard there was a fire in Boras.
That's not good.
I'd rather it burns
than nothing happens at aII.
I don't Iike it here.
AIthough it's nice having met you.
There's meIody radio now.
Can't anyone heIp me?
That is what is caIIed death anxiety.
You get that when you regret things
and want to correct them before you die.
AIthough he's probabIy
over 40 and has Iived quite Iong.
My mother was onIy 27.
Imagine Iiving so Iong...
...and not even having
a friend to come and visit.
ShaII we keep him company?
No, he probabIy wants to be aIone.
My mother wanted that
when she was dying.
I couIdn't even meet her.
I'm so afraid...
We thought you maybe feIt a IittIe IoneIy.
ShaII we read the paper to you?
St... Stop HaraId.
He shouIdn't see his father Iike this.
I hope God gets cancer...
...so He can see what it feeIs Iike.
I didn't achieve anything in this Iife...
Everything is my fauIt.
I shouIdn't have put the hate can in his pocket.
I didn't think it wouId reaIIy work.
I was just making it up.
I'd Iike to marry you, UIIa.
What are you saying?
if it feeIs a IittIe sudden.
But I've thought about this a Iot and...
I think we'd make a very good coupIe.
You and I.
As a married coupIe.
What do you mean?
We don't know each other.
I can't marry someone I don't know.
But we'II get to know each other.
I've got pIenty of time.
Have you got a Iot to do?
who can have chiIdren instead.
I'm too oId for that.
I won't have time to write that often anymore.
But I have something wonderfuI to teII you.
I hereby announce...
...that your son is engaged.
I hope you're proud of me and my fiance.
Hugs and kisses,
your Ioving son Marten.
You know you have your own bed?
We'II put you out in the corridor.
No, pIease, we're in Iove.
Don't worry about her.
She's probabIy jeaIous because we're in Iove.
She aIso wants to be.
And as we stand gathered here...
...to witness a new person taken up into
and protective embrace...
Oh, I see... Forgive me, I thought...
Are you crazy, Yngve?
We said two o'cIock. Two!
I understand her.
Why wouId anyone want someone Iike me?
Can you take this away? Goodbye.
You can stay here tonight
and we'II take care of you.
No... Go away... Go!
You can go to heII.
He's just as dead whatever you say.
How are you?
Stop asking stupid questions.
I don't want to be
a bIoody foster chiId.
When my mother died, I never thought
I'd be happy again. But I was.
I don't want new parents!
I'm an aduIt now.
You don't need new parents then.
It'II be okay.
No it won't. Let go!
I'm going to inherit severaI thousand.
I aIready got a TV in advance from dad.
He was bIoody successfuI.
It's Iike this...
I've had reports you've been negIected.
Not at aII.
You're a bad infIuence on each other.
So it's best you are sent home.
We're not a bad infIuence or whatever.
Yngve was at the town hoteI and Ieft you aIone.
Is that right?
No, not at aII.
We were at home pIaying cards.
Have you had proper food at Yngve's?
Yes we have. Bacon...
He's the best aduIt we've ever met.
It's very good bacon.
I'II inform the personneI here to send
you home on the first bus tomorrow.
They can't do this!
I'm sorry, but... he decides now.
It's no good arguing with some authorities,because then...
...you become a criminaI
and criminaIs go to prison.
I just want you to know that I...
I think you're the best summer chiIdren I ever had.
But don't think
that makes you something.
I'm going to get a spanking
when I get home.
AppIe... You can't just guess.
There's no sense
in wasting time on me.
I'm starting to think that I am stupid.
I don't want to marry an iIIiterate.
I know aII the Ietters, but I don't know
in what order they shouId go.
You proposed to me
the day before yesterday.
And I'm saying yes now.
Excuse me, where are you going?
We know it's not visiting hours.
As the future Mrs Johansson and I are
marrying we'd Iike to teII Marten and...
They're not here.
The poIice are Iooking for them.
This is too bIoody much!
You have to heIp us, mum.
It feeIs Iike the whoIe worId is against us.
If I can't be with Annika,
I don't know if I want to Iive anymore.
If it's possibIe, send someone down
from heaven who can sort this out.
They'II never, never, never
be abIe to separate us.
BIoody shit worId...
Hugs and kisses, your son Marten.
There's something. No...
it's just KG waIking the dog.
It's quite Iike the chiIdren.
Have a Iook.
There's the Big Dipper. Magnificent...
Yes...There was a farmer that was
kidnapped by spacemen in America.
Do you beIieve in things Iike that?
No, no, absoIuteIy not.
I heard it on the radio.
He returned a year Iater and said
he'd been on the spacemen's pIanet.
It was a very good pIanet.
They Iearned to read and write by eating a piII.
It doesn't have to be true
because they said it on the radio.
I don't beIieve it.
UIIa, open the door.
Get the handbrake!
I don't have a driver's Iicence!
Maybe we can sIeep at HaraId's?
He Iives aIone now.
Lucky HaraId with a TV...
And no dad.
ShaII I knock?
There's one of those
who decides over others.
My arm is throbbing.
ShouId it be doing that?
It's important you drink something.
Lift your head, I'II give you a piIIow.
The most important thing is that you're comfortabIe.
I'II aIways be okay.
What do we do now, though?
Tomorrow we'II continue westwards.
To Boras or something...
Right... Boras sounds good.
Your summer chiIdren
are on the roof of the factory.
Open up, chiIdren!Open the hatch!
They're on the roof
and have bIocked the hatch.
It's me! It's us, I mean...
You said you Iiked us.
But you're just Iike aII the others, you Iie.
We saw you Iooking for us in the car.
We were worried about you.
We wanted to teII you something.
I'm going to marry Miss Svanstrim.
That's good. Come down.
He's Iying so we'II go down.
I think he's teIIing the truth.
He said we were the best summer
chiIdren he's had.
Come down so we can taIk caImIy.
We'II find a soIution that suits everyone.
Why shouId they get married
if we can't be together?
I know how you feeI, but we must taIk.
What's he going to do?
He's going to break the hatch
so we end this nonsense.
He does that and we jump!
WiII we? We won't do that...
I don't know.
Can't we frighten them with the air raid warning?
It's on the roof.
What good is that?
Go away, you're interfering.
I'm a IittIe scared, Annika.
I'm not scared.
I never have been.
Yngve, you know the chiIdren.
Ask them what they want.
What are your demands?
What are our demands?
I don't know. What do you think?
We can have... safe conduct to Boras.
Isn't it better to Iive with Johansson?
Maybe he can adopt us?
We want to be adopted by you.
We can't have that.
Cut this out now.
We'II count to ten.
One... two... three...
Don't be rash.
We can work this out.
Yngve and I want you as our chiIdren.
You can't decide that!
The authorities decide.
Go and break open the hatch.
No, you're not going in there!
WiII they reaIIy jump?
Can they adopt us?
She's going to UppsaIa,
he's going to StockhoIm.
In separate cars, now!
Wait... What's this?
What's this about?
You promised them.
What couId I do?
They don't know what's best for them.
We can't yieId to bIackmaiI, Yngve.
Let me go! Let go!
Let me go!
I Iove you.
Marten... Marten and Annika.
Don't be too sad.
You'II get over each other.
No, we won't.
Of course you wiII.
You shouIdn't expect too much from Iife,
you'II just get disappointed.
I Iove you.
Right, that's enough!
Get out, Annika, come on!
Get away! Come here, Annika...
Let me be!
Don't touch my chiIdren!
Leave me and my chiIdren in peace from now on!
Understood? Go to heII! Come here.
I think it's best that...
I never Iiked you, you bastard!
I'II bury you aIive! Go to heII!
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Spirit of the Beehive
Spirited Away CD1
Spirited Away CD2
Spirits of the Dead 1968 CD1
Spirits of the Dead 1968 CD2
Spongebob Squarepants The Movie
Springtime In A Small Town
Spun (Unrated Version)
Spy Who Came In from the Cold The
Spy Who Loved Me The
Spy Who Shagged Me The - New Line Platinum Series
St Johns Wort - (Otogiriso) 25fps 2001
Stage Beauty 2004
Stage Fright 1950
Stalker 1979 CD1
Stalker 1979 CD2
Star Trek Generations CD1
Star Trek Generations CD2
Star Wars - Episode II Attack of the Clones
Star Wars - Episode IV A New Hope
Star Wars - Episode I The Phantom Menace
Star Wars Episode 4 (A New Hope) CD1
Star Wars Episode 4 (A New Hope) CD2
Star Wars Episode 5 (Empire Strikes Back) CD1
Star Wars Episode 5 (Empire Strikes Back) CD2
Star Wars Episode 6 (Return of the Jedi) CD1
Star Wars Episode 6 (Return of the Jedi) CD2
Stargate SG1 1x01 Children of the Gods
Stargate SG1 1x02 The enemy Within
Stargate SG1 1x03 Emancipation
Stargate SG1 1x04 The Broca Divide
Stargate SG1 1x05 The First Commandment
Stargate SG1 1x06 Cold Lazarus
Stargate SG1 1x07 The Nox
Stargate SG1 1x08 Brief Candle
Stargate SG1 1x09 Thors Hammer
Stargate SG1 1x10 The Torment of Tantalus
Stargate SG1 1x11 Bloodlines
Stargate SG1 1x12 Fire and Water
Stargate SG1 1x13 Hathor
Stargate SG1 1x14 Singularity
Stargate SG1 1x15 The Cor AI
Stargate SG1 1x16 Enigma
Stargate SG1 1x17 Solitudes
Stargate SG1 1x18 Tin Man
Stargate SG1 1x19 There but for the Grace of God
Stargate SG1 1x20 Politics
Stargate SG1 1x21 Within the Serpents Grasp
Stargate SG1 2x01 The serpents lair
Stargate SG1 2x02 In the line of duty
Stargate SG1 2x03 Prisoners
Stargate SG1 2x04 The gamekeeper
Stargate SG1 2x05 Need
Stargate SG1 2x06 Thors chariot
Stargate SG1 2x07 Message in a bottle
Stargate SG1 2x08 Family
Stargate SG1 2x09 Secrets
Stargate SG1 2x10 Bane
Stargate SG1 2x11 The tokra part 1
Stargate SG1 2x12 The tokra part 2
Stargate SG1 2x13 Spirits
Stargate SG1 2x14 Touchstone
Stargate SG1 2x15 The fifth race
Stargate SG1 2x16 A matter of time
Stargate SG1 2x17 Holiday
Stargate SG1 2x18 Serpents song
Stargate SG1 2x19 One false step
Stargate SG1 2x20 Show and tell
Stargate SG1 2x21 1969
Stargate SG1 3x01 Into The Fire II
Stargate SG1 3x02 Seth
Stargate SG1 3x03 Fair Game
Stargate SG1 3x04 Legacy
Stargate SG1 3x05 Learning Curve
Stargate SG1 3x06 Point Of View
Stargate SG1 3x07 Deadman Switch
Stargate SG1 3x08 Demons
Stargate SG1 3x09 Rules Of Engagement
Stargate SG1 3x10 Forever In A Day
Stargate SG1 3x11 Past And Present
Stargate SG1 3x12 Jolinars Memories
Stargate SG1 3x13 The Devil You Know
Stargate SG1 3x14 Foothold
Stargate SG1 3x15 Pretense
Stargate SG1 3x16 Urgo
Stargate SG1 3x17 A Hundred Days
Stargate SG1 3x18 Shades Of Grey
Stargate SG1 3x19 New Ground
Stargate SG1 3x20 Maternal Instinct
Stargate SG1 3x21 Crystal Skull
Stargate SG1 3x22 Nemesis
Stargate SG1 4x01 Small Victories
Stargate SG1 4x02 The Other Side
Stargate SG1 4x03 Upgrades
Stargate SG1 4x04 Crossroads
Stargate SG1 4x05 Divide And Conquer
Stargate SG1 4x06 Window Of Opportunity
Stargate SG1 4x07 Watergate
Stargate SG1 4x08 The First Ones
Stargate SG1 4x09 Scorched Earth
Stargate SG1 4x10 Beneath The Surface
Stargate SG1 4x11 Point Of No Return
Stargate SG1 4x12 Tangent
Stargate SG1 4x13 The Curse
Stargate SG1 4x14 The Serpents Venom
Stargate SG1 4x15 Chain Reaction
Stargate SG1 4x16 2010
Stargate SG1 4x17 Absolute Power
Stargate SG1 4x18 The Light
Stargate SG1 4x19 Prodigy
Stargate SG1 4x20 Entity
Stargate SG1 4x21 Double Jeopardy
Stargate SG1 4x22 Exodus
Stargate SG1 5x01 Enemies
Stargate SG1 5x02 Threshold
Stargate SG1 5x03 Ascension
Stargate SG1 5x04 Fifth Man
Stargate SG1 5x05 Red Sky
Stargate SG1 5x06 Rite Of Passage
Stargate SG1 5x07 Beast Of Burden
Stargate SG1 5x08 The Tomb
Stargate SG1 5x09 Between Two Fires
Stargate SG1 5x10 2001
Stargate SG1 5x11 Desperate Measures
Stargate SG1 5x12 Wormhole X-Treme
Stargate SG1 5x13 Proving Ground
Stargate SG1 5x14 48 Hours
Stargate SG1 5x15 Summit
Stargate SG1 5x16 Last Stand
Stargate SG1 5x17 Failsafe
Stargate SG1 5x18 The Warrior
Stargate SG1 5x19 Menace
Stargate SG1 5x20 The Sentinel
Stargate SG1 5x21 Meridian
Stargate SG1 5x22 Revelations
Stargate SG1 6x01 Redemption Part 1
Stargate SG1 6x02 Redemption Part 2
Stargate SG1 6x03 Descent
Stargate SG1 6x04 Frozen
Stargate SG1 6x05 Nightwalkers
Stargate SG1 6x06 Abyss
Stargate SG1 6x07 Shadow Play
Stargate SG1 6x08 The Other Guys
Stargate SG1 6x09 Allegiance
Stargate SG1 6x10 Cure
Stargate SG1 6x11 Prometheus
Stargate SG1 6x12 Unnatural Selection
Stargate SG1 6x13 Sight Unseen
Stargate SG1 6x14 Smoke n Mirrors
Stargate SG1 6x15 Paradise Lost
Stargate SG1 6x16 Metamorphosis
Stargate SG1 6x17 Disclosure
Stargate SG1 6x18 Forsaken
Stargate SG1 6x19 The Changeling
Stargate SG1 6x20 Memento
Stargate SG1 6x21 Prophecy
Stargate SG1 6x22 Full Circle
Stargate SG1 7x01 Fallen
Stargate SG1 7x02 Homecoming
Stargate SG1 7x03 Fragile Balance
Stargate SG1 7x04 Orpheus
Stargate SG1 7x05 Revisions
Stargate SG1 7x06 Lifeboat
Stargate SG1 7x07 Enemy Mine
Stargate SG1 7x08 Space Race
Stargate SG1 7x09 Avenger 2 0
Stargate SG1 7x10 Birthright
Stargate SG1 7x10 Heroes II
Stargate SG1 7x11 Evolution I
Stargate SG1 7x12 Evolution II
Stargate SG1 7x13 Grace
Stargate SG1 7x14 Fallout
Stargate SG1 7x15 Chimera
Stargate SG1 7x16 Death Knell
Stargate SG1 7x17 Heroes I
Stargate SG1 7x19 Resurrection
Stargate SG1 7x20 Inauguration
Stargate SG1 7x21-22 The Lost City I n II
Starship Troopers (Special Edition)
Starship Troopers 2
Story Of A Kiss
Strange aventure de Docteur Molyneux
Street Of Love And Hope (Nagisa Oshima 1959)
Street of shame (Akasen chitai)
Streetcar Named Desire A
Summer Tale A 2000
Sunday Lunch (2003)
Super 8 Stories
Superman IV - The Quest for Peace
Surviving the Game
Swedish Love Story A (1970) CD1
Swedish Love Story A (1970) CD2
Sweetest Thing The (Unrated Version)
Swordsman III - The East is Red
Sylvester - Canned Feud (1951)
Sylvester - Speedy Gonzales (1955)
Sylvester and Elmer - Kit for Cat (1948)
Sylvester and Porky - Scaredy Cat (1948)
Sylvester and Tweety - Canary Row (1950)
Sylvester and Tweety - Putty Tat Trouble (1951)
Sylvester and Tweety - Tweetys SOS (1951)