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Christina Walters?
God, l haven't heard that name in ages.
The kind of woman who can get any guy she wants.
That's Christina Walters.
We dated briefly, but she's not the commitment type.
She's a player. She just likes to have fun.
l met Christina at a bar. Hot piece of ass.
Totally hit it off. All night long we dance. l buy her drinks.
At the end of the night, she just splits.
l lay down all that groundwork for nothing.
Lesbian.
She gave me her number. lt's been three days.
l saw Swingers. l know how these things work.
Hello, and welcome to AOL Moviefone.
l stay up nights trying to figure out why she said she'd call and didn't.
Maybe she wanted to call and that's why she said she was going to call, but....
''Christina
''Christina''
You know, there ought to be some kind of a signal...
...to let us guys know when we are talking to a lesbian.
So we don't waste our time.
Prolonged impotence is very common after a breakup.
Lots of men suffer from it.
They just don't talk about it. Not like me, gabbing away. Gab, gab.
But, even still, because she said she was going to call...
...she should've called to say she wasn't going to call...
...and l would've thanked her for calling--
All right. Okay.
l apologize for saying she was a lesbian.
lt's not true.
My male ego got bruised and l lashed out. l'm sorry.
l'm not used to being blown off, that's all.
l'm sure she wasn't trying to hurt me on purpose.
l know deep down inside she's scared and lonely just like everyone else.
She'll settle down though, once she finds the right man.
Or woman.
Maybe has a little boxed lunch at the Y.
Jeez, l'm sorry. Did l say it again? You're goddamn right l said it again.
Why don't you shave your head, Christina, and take up women's golf?
Why don't you go to the Depot. Lots of carpet you can munch on there.
At least l don't get that dizzy, head-spinning nausea as much as l used to.
Hooray!
Like l said, l'm doing fine.
l am fan-fucking-tastic.
-Christina. -Valerie!
Shake it if you've got it.
Miss Courtney.
Hello, Miss Christina. How you doing? What you doing?
Dancing too much. How you doing?
Same thing. How was your day?
Pretty good.
l got a new account designing a campaign for a sports line.
They got the right girl, didn't they?
Thank you.
So, what's up?
The usual. Defending the rights of my broken-hearted clients.
Trying to squeeze every penny out of their miserable, cheating spouses.
You go get them, woman.
l'll order a pizza and stay in tonight.
Okay, but if we do that, you know what will have to happen.
Girl, l've been shaking my ass all the way up this hill.
Which track?
Track three. Oh, yeah!
Koochie!
ls your granny here? What's going on?
lt's Jane. She loves this song.
Jane, what's up?
He dumped me.
Kevin dumped me.
lt was just three days before our one-year anniversary.
-Baby. -Maybe he just freaked out.
He will call up tomorrow when he realizes what a huge mistake he made.
-He's probably going through that whole-- -No.
He says he's been wanting this for six months.
He says he's been dying inside ever since l brought over my garment bag.
-Honey. -What?
We're all guilty of it. You made yourself too available.
lt's a classic mistake, sweetheart.
-Yeah. -Not according to this.
''Commandment four.''
''True Love: The Ten Commandments.''
''Commandment number four: Thou shalt be open to love's possibilities.
''Boundaries are the enemies of love.''
Sweetie, you know what? This book is relationship propaganda.
Listen to me.
Dating is all about boundaries.
Honey, you have to protect yourself.
We've all had our heart stomped on one too many times...
...because we served it to them on a big old platter.
A good defense is the best offense.
l am so tired of playing games.
This is not about playing games. This is about self-preservation.
You can't throw yourself out there all exposed and vulnerable every time.
That is how you get smacked down.
Do you understand?
Don't go looking for Mr. Right. Look for Mr. Right Now.
And, eventually, if he's worthy, then one day...
...that ''now'' part is just going to drop away.
Naturally, you know?
Meanwhile, you're just going to have fun together.
Yeah. Not so serious. Shake it off a little bit.
Speaking of fun, we are going to take you out.
We are taking you out. You are going to have a good time.
No.
Oswaldo!
Hey, Christina. Courtney.
-Jane. -Hello, Jane.
-Welcome. -Thank you.
Shut up!
Okay, girls, let's go.
This is it, Jane.
Go, baby!
-Right here, baby. -Oh, my God.
Look at the shoulder, baby. Bounce it, baby. Check it out, baby.
What's your name, baby?
Here we go. Circle of love, circle of love!
We're going to go now.
Bye-bye.
My God. lt's like Siegfried & Roy or something.
Martinis, ladies.
-Compliments of the gentleman at the bar. -Which one?
Thank you, Leather Coat Guy.
Cheers.
Leather Coat Guy is looking good.
Shotgun!
Cheater.
What's up?
Nothing. What's up with you?
Nothing.
What's up with you?
Nothing. What's up with you?
Nothing.
You know, l am having the best time.
You know, l am having the best time.
Are you, sweetie?
My boyfriend dumped me. l'm at this club where no one wants to talk to me.
-l want to go home. -No.
No. Christina, l can't do this.
Yes, you can. lt's really very easy.
Observe.
l just pinched his ass.
l'm sorry. Hi.
-Hi. What's your name? -Peter.
Peter, this is my friend, Jane. Jane would love to dance.
l don't mean to be rude, but l have some friends waiting for me.
Nice to meet you, though.
-He hated me. l suck. -You don't suck. That guy was a dick.
l'll make sure that you have fun tonight if it's the last thing....
What did you call me?
You just called me a dick. l heard you. Why am l a dick?
Because l didn't like the way you treated my friend.
l didn't do anything to your friend.
You barely gave her the time of day.
You tried to pawn me off on her and l didn't go for it.
You should be so lucky to even talk to someone as hot and sweet as Jane.
Excuse me.
l wasn't suggesting you get married. l just thought you could get it on.
What? Get it on?
You know nothing about me. What if l'm some psycho serial killer?
What if Jane was the girl of your dreams, but you'll never know?
That is the sweetest thing.
l never thought l'd meet her by having somebody grab me and say:
''Man, l have good woman for you. She is very hot and sweet.
''Jane! Dance for the man!''
-Maybe that's your problem. -What?
Maybe if you didn't play it so safe, Mr. Safety-Poo...
...you might meet a girl you could have fun with.
This brilliant love advice comes from one who loves to play games with men.
Always in control. That way, she never has to get too close.
Nice manners, by the way.
Where the hell did that guy.... Jane?
What's up with you?
Nothing. What's up with you?
l can't believe he brought that bitch to our bar.
-This is our bar. -Forget her, she's a skeev.
-But is she prettier than me? -Of course not, you're beautiful.
Oh, my God, you fucking bitch!
l can't believe you grabbed his ass.
He comes right into my face and starts telling me all this stupid stuff...
...about how l like to play games and be in control so l never get too close.
Can you believe him?
-What? -Nothing.
-l've never seen you act like this before. -Act like what?
They're fake.
All bah-jiggity about some guy.
-Bah-jiggity? -Yeah.
l'm sorry. l didn't mean to stare.
lt's cool. lt's why l got them.
-l'm not bah-jiggity. -You are so bah-jiggity.
They look real.
Thank you. You can touch it if you want to.
No.
-Touch it. She likes it. -Go ahead. lt feels real, huh?
lf l'm bah-jiggity about this guy Peter, it's because you're telling me l am.
-Oh, my God. -What?
You've named the puppy.
-l did not. -You just called him Peter.
-l did? -You've got to feel these things.
l'm psychic and l knew his name was Peter.
-Knock your socks off. -So soft.
Un-fucking-believable.
Fuck.
l am so getting a pair.
That's why chicks always go to the bathroom together.
lt's so obvious that you like this guy. Why are you being such a pussy about it?
Why are you making such a big deal out of it?
lf you haven't noticed, there's plenty of guys out there.
See you later.
-What's your problem? -What's your problem?
-Hi. -Hi.
Hey, Peter.
-Eric! -Be right there.
You don't have to do this.
l know, but l want to. l spilled your drink. Can l buy you another one?
Okay.
l want to apologize.
l shouldn't have been impolite to your friend. lf l was, l didn't mean to.
My brother is waiting for me and l got nervous, l guess. l don't know.
l mean, otherwise, l'd be all over your friend.
l'm the one who should apologize. l was rude.
No, l understand. You were protecting your friend. Anyone would've done that.
l thought that was sweet.
Jesus.
-We good now? -Yeah.
Good.
l should get back to my friends.
Okay.
Thanks for the drink.
-Cheers. -Cheers.
-Have a good night. -You, too.
Can you take this? l'm a total loser. l just struck out with this guy.
One more thing.
Should l be upset that my ex-girlfriend has her tongue down that guy's throat?
Oh, my God!
-Jane! -l guess l blew my chance.
-That could have been you. -lf l wasn't such a dick.
-Was l really a dick? -Yeah. You were a dick.
We should start over. Why don't l walk by, and you grab me like before?
-l didn't grab you. -You grabbed me.
You grabbed me right on the ass.
l don't grab, okay?
Pete!
Excuse me.
Dude! Where you been? Everybody's waiting.
After-hours party back at the hotel. These two pigs are good to go.
Did l mention that we have the Freddie Mercury Suite?
She puked on him!
Again? God, she's like a hose. Go help her, please.
Or not.
She's out. We're one short. Who's this chick?
-She is hot. Bring her. -What?
Fuck me. You have so much....
You've got to come. Let me tell you why.
You'll never find anyone better than my brother. He is the greatest--
That hurts me. Just look at him.
Chicks freak on this guy. Come on, now.
He is the shit and that's why he's in my wedding on Saturday.
-No. -Yes.
-No. -Just trying to help out.
'Bye!
Ladies, big party. Four Seasons, room 402. You're invited, you're invited.
All right, l'm leaving.
-That's my brother. -He's special.
Careful, that's puke. Don't touch me.
When is the wedding?
Saturday afternoon up in Somerset. That's where we live.
That's nice.
Peter! lt's looking like now.
You're pinching my arm skin.
l better go. But for real this time.
-lt was nice to meet you. -Very nice to meet you. l had a great time.
Me, too.
Come by the party if you want to.
-Really? -Definitely. lf you want to.
l'll ask my friends. Maybe we'll stop by.
l really hope l see you. But in case l don't see you, have a nice life.
You, too.
Chris, it's Court. I'm at the party with Leather Coat Guy.
I was checking in to see if you were listening to your messages.
If you are, that means you were too chicken to hook up with Peter...
...which therefore means you are a loser. You are a loser. A--
Thanks, Court.
''I'm a big loser.''
What's up, you bitches and hos and losers?
Too late now.
He was kind of cute.
Funny.
Really funny.
Cute boy.
My God, you're so good at that.
l'd like to do that every hour, on the hour, for the rest of our lives.
-Of course, go ahead. -Thank you.
Don't worry about returning the favor. Men don't really like oral sex.
Right.
l'm serious. lt's just a bad rumor that was started sometime in the '50s.
l had no idea. l need to tell all my friends.
Please, do. Someone needs to put an end to this madness.
God, l'm so glad l came back to the hotel room.
Me, too.
l never thought l'd see you again.
-Room service. -Right on time.
-lce cream? -Only the best for our VlPs.
l had them remove all the calories for you.
You are good.
All right!
l said l wanted to do it to you every hour, on the hour, but l can't wait.
Can l do it again now?
Okay.
San Francisco, California, please, for Four Seasons Hotel. Thanks.
Great dream.
Yes, hi. Do you have a Freddie Mercury Suite?
Good. Can l have it? Thanks.
Really?
Already?
Have a great day. Thanks. 'Bye.
What am l even calling for?
Hello? Hey, Court.
Yeah.
-Stop talking shit about me. -Where you been?
Sorry l'm late. l don't want to talk about it. You ready? l'm starving.
l'll meet you there. l have to drop something off at the dry cleaners.
Can it wait, please? l'm so hungry right now.
lsn't that Courtney's dress that you borrowed last night?
Yeah.
Why are you bringing it in? Did you get something on it?
l'm trying to be a good girlfriend.
-l'm really sorry. -You slut!
-ls that what l think it is? -Guilty!
l'll take it to the dry cleaners, and it will be gone.
-That's a lot! -He was holding a lot!
My God! What's this on your skirt?
l am scared enough as it is to go in there. What am l going to say?
''Mr. Martin, can you help me with my jizz?''
You know what?
-You guys suck. -No, obviously you suck.
-You suck. -You suck well. l'm proud.
No spanky-wanky.
Hey, Jane.
-Hi, Mr. Martin. -How's your mother?
-Great. She's good. Everyone's good. -Your grandmother?
-Everyone's great. -That's fine. That's fine.
What you got for me today?
Just a dress, but l'll be back for it in a few days, so no hurry.
-Any stains? -No.
-What's this? -What?
This. Come here.
Stain?
This is going to be a tough one.
l didn't even notice that. l must have spilled some soda on me last night.
No. This is not soda. Think, Jane. Think.
lf l know what it is, it's easier for me to remove.
The field trip. Come in, children. Come in.
-Fuck. -Good afternoon, Mrs. Franklin.
Hi, Mr. Martin.
On today's field trip, we are going to learn about cleanliness.
Jane?
Jane Burns!
Sweetheart, l haven't seen you since l taught you in third grade!
-Top of the morning there, Mr. Martin. -Hello, Father Flynn.
As l live and breathe, isn't it.... lt is little Mary Jane Burns!
What a coincidence! l'm having supper with your parents tonight.
What a stain you got there, little Janie!
So how was it? Was it fun?
Oh, my God, l can't believe l didn't tell you this.
Apparently, one of the guys who was at the party flipped out...
...was out on the balcony, screaming at the top of his lungs:
''Christina! Has anyone seen my little Christina?''
Then he jumps off and dies because you're a pussy. Why didn't you go?
l don't know! l was going to. l was. l was going to, and then l wasn't.
And then l called him at the hotel--
Wait. Hold on. Rewind for one second. You called him at the hotel?
-What did he say? -Nothing. He said nothing. Okay?
-Why? -He checked out already.
Let's just sum this up real quickly.
ln the bathroom, we hate him, yet we call him by name.
Then we throw beer on him.
Then we laugh and we flirt and we dance with him.
Then we casually call him at the hotel. Then we obsess about the casual call.
Obsess? l'm not obsessing, okay?
Could all this erratic behavior be because this guy got under your skin?
-No. -That you might really like him?
That you regret not going because you'll never know what might've happened?
No, l don't regret it, and if l had any regrets...
...it would be this conversation, right now, having it with you.
-Can we drop it? -Okay. Sorry l brought it up.
l won't mention it again.
Even if l did regret not going to the party...
...it's not like l can do anything about it now.
Sometimes you just have to let these things go, right?
-Exactly. -Although...
...if there was regret...
...l suppose there's always something you could do about it.
You could show up at his brother's wedding, because it is his brother.
But that's only if you regretted it, which l don't regret it.
l just don't regret it. Regret is such a waste of time.
Honey will you just admit that you regret not going to this party.
-Okay, fine l regret not going to this party. -You need to let it go.
l'm letting it go. l'm over it.
Hi, honey, how did it go?
-Fine. No problem. -Good.
Did we have fun last night?
Yes, l did. lt was great.
You guys were right, a transition guy is what l needed.
Good.
So how was he, was he good?
He was very sweet and complimentary.
And very into pleasing me first.
So how was girth?
Averag-ish.
''Averag-ish.'' That's good. So what did you tell him?
What do you mean?
What do we always tell them, no matter what?
Oh, my God, your penis is so big.
Good girl.
Your penis is so thick.
Your penis is just so pretty.
You got a handsome dick!
Your penis, it's so...
...hard.
Your penis is just so large.
My body is a movie...
...and your penis is the star!
You're too big to fit in here.
Too big to fit in here.
Too big to fit in here.
''You're too big to fit in here''
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, it's Fame! We're in Fame right now.
''What a lovely ride
''Your penis is a thrill
''Your penis is a Cadillac
''A giant Coup de Ville
''Your penis packs a wallop Your penis brings a load
''And when it makes a delivery lt needs its own zip code
-''Nine -''Double zero
''Penis
''You're too big to fit in here
''Your penis is so strong Your penis is so smooth
-''Your penis has got a rhythm -''Your penis makes me groove
-''Your penis is a dream -''The biggest one l've seen
''lt's oozy and it's green''
Sorry.
''You're too big to fit in here
''You're too big to fit in here
''Your penis is so big Your penis is so thick
''Your penis is so pretty You got a handsome dick
''Your penis is so hard Your penis is so large
-''My body is a movie -''And your penis is the star
''Starring your penis
''You're too big to fit in here''
-Come on. -How much time we got?
We've got three hours before the rehearsal. Hit the ball.
-Good shot. -Fore!
l'll shove that club up your ass, you dicklicker!
-What are you up by, two? -l guess.
lt doesn't get any better than this.
-To the marriage. -To the marriage.
-To the bride. -To the bride.
To 50 years with the same woman.
That's really depressing.
Sorry.
Saggy tits.
Be able to use them as a belt by then.
-Or just tuck them in her socks. -Okay.
God, this marriage is such a big leap. lt's really intense, Pete.
-But if it's the right woman.... -l guess.
Get up a little. Yes. Fore!
You motherfuckers! Stop bothering me!
You're driving right into them.
l hear John is still AWOL from that bachelor party.
He showed up, missing an eyebrow, with a tattoo on his ass that says ''Bitch.''
-l am not an animal! -Very good.
Speaking of bitches...
...what was going on with you at the club with that hottie?
-Nothing. -l mean, Jesus!
l don't know what you're talking about.
-l think you liked her. -No, l didn't.
Yeah, you did. Don't lie to me.
Don't lie. Don't lie to Darth, Luke.
l could see it in your eyes you liked her.
Nothing l can do about it now.
Should have poked her in the whiskers when you had the chance.
What's that, Gramps?
l met this hot young dish...
...at the World's Fair back in 1940.
Every moment with her was like a slice of heaven.
l bet you really miss Grandma.
Fuck Grandma.
lt's Pearl l'm talking about.
She was the love of my life. Don't ever let these moments pass you by.
Fucking Grandma.
Be nice.
Come on. 7-6.
Fore!
You suck!
Damn it!
-But you smell so minty fresh now. -What do you want?
l need to borrow your black Gucci bag.
lt's in the living room.
l don't know where in the living room, and l don't feel like looking for it.
Will you help me find it, please? Come on, please.
Since l'm up now, and you decided to torture me...
...l'll go and get it.
l'm sorry. Oh, my God. Excuse me.
Can you tell me where the bathroom is?
-Behind you. -Over here?
Thanks.
Oh, my...
...cock.
Oh, my cock.
Do you have any Advil?
He is so cute. So stupid.
Can l get that purse now, please?
Yes, you can have the purse.
Here's the purse.
Thank you very much.
-Where are you going? -You and l are going to a wedding.
-What wedding? Who's getting married? -We're going to Peter's brother's wedding.
Peter?
This Somerset place where they live is some small freak-ass town...
...three hours north, so we have to get on the road now to make it on time.
-Peter. -What?
l'm not going to Peter's brother's wedding!
What are you talking about? Yesterday, you said you wanted to go, so l went....
-l was joking. -No, you weren't.
Yes, l was.
Fifty percent of what people say when they're joking is true.
Which means you do want to go, but you're too afraid to admit it.
So by making some sort of joke about it, you get to say what you really want...
...without being vulnerable.
-Right? -Maybe.
Okay. The wedding starts at 5:00. l refuse to be late.
Put some clothes on. Now! Thank you.
-That was a nice one. -Thanks.
-Watch the road, sweetie! -l am watching the road.
Once we get off the 140...
...we'll take the 95, get off on the Somerset exit.
We'll drive around and we should find the church, no problem.
Ta-da!
-What is that? -What is what?
-You don't smell that? -What? l don't smell anything.
-You're used to it. That's what's scary. -l don't smell anything.
lt smells like moldy ass, is what it smells like in here.
Come to think of it, l did leave some ass in the back.
-You did? -About a week ago.
lt must be the ass. No, no. Sit down.
-What are you doing? -Jesus, Courtney.
What is all this crap?
Don't throw out anything l might need.
Where is it coming from? Where? l can still smell it.
Maybe it's you. Did something crawl up your poon-nonny?
l have never, ever had any complaints in the poon-nonny odor department.
-You know what? Neither have l. -High five on the clean poon-nonny.
Bitch.
What?
-What is this? -What is what?
What is this?
Jesus, l don't know. l don't even know how long it's been in here.
What is in here?
No! That is not okay.
lt isn't okay. You are a disgusting, nasty pig. Do you understand?
There was maggots on that flesh.
l got maggot juice all over me.
Ladies' room.
Ladies' room.
-Someone's in here. -Sorry.
-lt might be a while. -How long?
Let me put it to you this way:
l had lamb curry last night and l'm shitting out a Buick.
Was it absolutely vital for her to tell us that?
Hello?
Clear?
l feel like l have maggots all over me.
Don't move. You have a maggot right here.
Stop it.
l'm going to pee my pants.
l'll just use the urinal.
You want to hear some poetry?
''There once was a man from Bandoo Who fell asleep in a canoe
''He dreamed of Venus And played with his penis
''And woke up with a handful of goo''
Don't make me laugh!
Darn it. l think l peed on myself.
''Follow the yellow brick road''?
l'm following the yellow brick road. Follow the yellow brick road.
Buffy! You look like my old doggie Buffy. Hello, girl.
-Oh, my God, it's on my hands! -Good girl. What you got in here?
What you got? What's in your mouth?
What you got in there?
What's in there?
Surprise!
Goddamn it.
How could you not know what a glory hole is?
Unlike my whore friend Courtney Rockliffe...
...l don't usually spend much time in men's public bathrooms.
Goddamn. That is the funniest thing l have ever seen in my entire life.
l flew across that room. And you got fucked in the eye.
l'm glad you find it so fucking amusing, okay? l really do.
Could you please have some compassion? Because l could go blind.
You're not going to go blind.
-Let me look at it. -l mean, l got a penis in my eye.
Let me see. Let me see.
All right.
-ls it okay? -Yeah, it's okay.
But l think you're pregnant.
Would you please stop it, already?
Re-dress the mannequins and check the sock inventory.
Come on, it's Saturday and nobody's here, and Mr. Mooney--
Mr. Mooney is off sailing with his boytoy, which leaves me in charge of the store.
Somebody needs to get some.
There's my dirty girl!
lt's me, baby. lt's me.
-Why are you dressed like that? -lt's my job. l work at a children's hospital.
You look so cute.
-l'm horny. -Me, too.
-You'll laugh at this one. -What?
You know l said l had to do laundry today, because l ran out of clean underwear?
-l've only got the skanky ones left. -Tell me about it, dude.
You are so unbelievable.
ls that what l think it is?
-Spring break, 1994, baby. -Turn it up.
-Oh, my God! Brain. -Jane!
You and l are so awesome together.
We're like two peas in a pod.
-Like oil and vinegar-- -Shut up.
l can't believe l'm fucking a purple elephant.
What do you mean, she's not here? We have customers, missy.
Sorry, Mr. Mooney. l'll check upstairs.
l'm gone for one day, the place turns into lndonesia.
-Are you okay? -l'm fine.
-What is going on? -Nothing.
l'm just frantic. l've a million things to do. And l'm dizzy. l'm so dizzy.
Mr. Mooney is downstairs, and he is P-l-S-E-D.
''Pised''?
-Where have you been? -l was upstairs taking inventory.
Yeah, my aunt Fanny.
-Gallini's. -Hello, is Jane there?
-Yes, she is. -Have a lovely day.
-Hello? -JanieI
Sorry, l can't talk right now. l'm really busy.
We were wondering:
Shit.
Oh, shit.
l dropped the thingy to my lip gloss. Could you get it for me?
l'll get it.
lt's too far over. l'll get it.
Hold on to it. Keep steering.
l got it. Don't worry.
Beneath the....
Yeah, baby!
-Oh, yeah, right there. -No, that's not it.
You like that?
Yeah. Let me have some of that.
-Oh, yeah. Don't stop. -l'm not going to stop.
l found it. l almost got smothered down there.
Shit.
Are you okay?
-You good? -Yeah, l'm good. Never better.
Let's get on the same page about what we'll say. Game plan.
Walk up to him and be like, ''Peter, is that you?
''My friend Courtney, that hot babe? She and l went to college with the bride.
''That is unbelievable. l can't believe that. lt's unbelievable.
''Freaky.''
Afternoon.
-Miss Vera's has plenty to offer us. -Plenty of crap.
-We don't have time for this. -Okay, let's go.
-Welcome to my store. Can l help you? -No, we were just browsing. Thank you.
You don't like my store, do you?
No, that's not it at all. lt's really a lovely store.
We were looking for something....
The next dress store is 20 miles from here.
20 miles away?
-We'll miss the wedding. -Judy Webb's wedding?
l know all about it. l dressed half the guests!
When l was 22...
...my breastices were, like, right about there.
Nice and perky.
Gravity has taken them to there.
lt's like, 22, 28.
22, 28.
Buy some new ones.
Okay, wait. No, no. Look. What is this?
-What is that, though? -That, again, is gravity.
-Knock, knock. Are you decent? -Yeah.
You're going to love this stuff. lt's our latest line.
lf you need other sizes, just holler.
Thank you, Vera.
Excellent.
Jesus.
-Look. -That's nice.
Wait a minute. Do we have time for a movie montage?
Well, you know....
-Thank you so much. -You look sensational.
Thanks to your styling, Vera.
Thank you.
Would you like to be on our mailing list?
Sure. Right here?
Just send it there.
That's sweet.
lt sure is. Thank you. 'Bye.
-We've got to go. -Oh, my God. l can't walk in this thing.
-We've got to go. -Oh, my God. l can't walk in this thing.
-Take little steps. -Bondage.
We don't have time, sweetie.
My God!
Oh, my God.
These are the days of our lives.
-This is not discreet. -No, it isn't.
-We can't walk into a wedding-- -Come on. lt's very LaToya Jackson.
l mean, really. Look at all this....
l may as well strap a sign on my ass that says ''stalker.''
l'm not going there wearing this outfit. Can we please just go?
-Yes. Let's go home. -Really?
We've driven for three and a half hours and everything.
-But, no, let's go. -Please.
-Really. Let's go. -Don't reverse psychology me right now.
l'm not reverse psychologing you.
You're so good at it, you don't even know you're doing it anymore.
All right, maybe a little bit.
-Court, this is crazy. This was really crazy. -What the hell were we thinking?
l wish there were some sign from God...
...that you and Peter Donahue should be together.
How do you know his last name is Donahue?
Because you're sitting on his face.
-My God, it's him! He's so cute! -Yeah, l know.
Cute? He's adorable!
And look at this. ''Everything he touches turns to sold.''
-He's funny! He's funny, too. See? -l know.
Church bells.
What do you think? Bride or groom's side?
l have to go to the bathroom, l think.
-Did you misplace your bladder today? -l'm wearing the tightest skirt ever.
Go to the bathroom. l'll find seats.
-Could you tell me where the restroom is? -lt's right outside.
Hello?
-l'm sorry. l'm sorry. -l can't breathe.
Really? Okay. Just breathe, stay calm, you'll be okay.
Are you okay?
-You'll be fine. You'll be okay. -Water!
Okay.
-Thank you. -l'll leave you alone for a second, okay?
-Judy! -ln a minute, Dad.
l don't want to go in the deep end. l don't want to go in the deep end!
Flowers!
l look like a magazine bride!
No, you don't. You look really beautiful. Like the perfect bride.
Why don't l feel good?
Well, l'm sure that you're just really nervous. lt's a big day, right?
lt's what every girl dreams of, but...
...how do you know it's real?
l don't know. l can't answer that for you, really.
But l'm sure the two of you will be really happy together.
And if you're not, you can always just get divorced.
-Yeah! -Yeah, see? lt'll be okay.
Right. You're so right.
So just get yourself together. You look smashing.
-l look beautiful! -You look amazing!
-l look beautiful. -You do. Amazing.
-Now, get off my dress. -l'm sorry.
l'm getting married!
Hi.
-l bet you miss Grandma. -Grandma.
Where is she?
Turn around.
lt's Jesus. Look, it's Jesus.
Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice.
Okay, boys. We're on.
-All right. Straight? -Big moment.
-You look nice, too. -Don't stress.
A little slap. Slap me.
Don't be gay in God's house. Give me a hit. Thank you. Let's do it.
Shit.
Chris?
-l'm okay. -My God! Honey, are you okay?
-What are you doing? -l got locked in.
-You all right? -Yeah.
-You okay? -Yeah, l'm good.
We don't have to lie anymore because l made friends with the bride.
No. You cannot lock the door. Goddamn it!
Hello!
Oh, please, God.
Suki, sukiI
lt's already started.
l bet you miss Grandma.
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today...
...to celebrate the holy matrimony...
...of Judith Katherine Webb...
...and Peter Donahue.
Peter?
Jesus Christ!
Peter? Shit!
She did it.
This isn't the Glickman bar mitzvah, is it?
-Moishe, are you here? No? -Come on, Sharon, let's go.
Mazel tov.
-Christina? -The hottie.
Shalom!
That's the strangest thing l've ever seen.
There are no Jews in Somerset.
Shit. Shit. Shit.
-Shall we proceed? -Sure.
Dearly beloved...
...we are gathered here today...
...to celebrate the holy matrimony...
...of Judith Katherine Webb and Peter Donahue.
Which is an honorable estate...
...instituted of God, signifying...
...unto us the mystical union...
...that is between Christ...
-...and... -Peter.
...Saint....
-l'm having reservations. -Where?
And is commanded...
About this.
-Really? -Yeah.
...of Saint Paul....
-Me, too. -Really?
Yep.
And therefore, is not by any to be entered...
-l mean, l love you. -But l'm not in love with you.
...lightly.
Anymore!
-You're ruining it. -But....
We're still friends.
-l don't want to get married. -l don't want to get married.
No. No kiss. l haven't married you yet.
We're not getting married!
Miguel?
Dad!
But we are having the party. Exit in the back. lt's to the left.
-How you doing? -Okay. Are you okay?
Yeah, no. l'm okay.
-You owe me $30,000 for this wedding. -Daddy, please.
-You know what l'm thinking of doing? -What's that?
l'll cash in the honeymoon tickets, fly to Bali, and go scuba diving.
-l'll rip your face off, peckerhead. -Daddy, stop.
-Sweetie? -Yes?
-l have a confession to make. -l have a confession to make. You're dead.
Dad. l met someone.
-You met someone. -Online.
Online.
His name is Ricky. l think he's really special.
Fuck it! lt's go time! Son of a bitch!
Daddy, stop it!
Refresh my memory. Was that Peter's wedding we walked in on?
-Yeah. -That's what l thought.
l'm such an idiot.
No, you're not.
l meet a guy for two minutes...
...and l'm chasing after him like he's something special.
Maybe you want someone special for once.
Maybe you were thinking that you were tired of the game.
Are you tired of the game?
Yep.
Let's go home.
Okay.
My God! What's going on?
Excuse me, Officer?
What's going on here?
Twenty years on the force, and l've never seen something so horrible.
-What? Where? -Where's the emergency?
Apartment three.
-That's my apartment! -Jane.
Poor girl. Never saw it coming.
Excuse me.
-Goddamn dress! -Don't go in there. lt's not a pretty sight.
l live here!
-Apparently, they're stuck. -What do you mean?
Are you okay?
How are you stuck?
l have a piercing.
-l don't get it. How is she stuck? -Behind her tonsils.
How the hell do you know that?
-Honey, l'm going to pull you really gently. -No.
l'm going to pull it. Gently.
l'm sorry. l'm sorry.
We've got the ambulance waiting outside. We have to get going.
She could sing. You could sing, Jane. lt relaxes the throat, honey.
Stop it! You're getting me hard again!
Wrong song.
Armageddon.
Come on, try.
What?
She says to him, ''Girl You Know It's True changed my life.''
lt did!
And this sad little tear slowly....
Come on. What do you want from me? l was 16 years old.
l don't even know why l started talking to her in the second grade.
-You thought l was the shit. -You are the shit.
Shithead.
-My God. -What?
They found a donor for my patient. l've got to go. l'm sorry, guys.
-Christina, it was great meeting you. -Nice to meet you, Greg.
-Jane, it was great meeting you. -Great meeting you.
So sorry to run off. l'll make you risotto tomorrow.
lt's fine.
-Can l just say, that was so sweet? -He's great.
-He's so sweet. -Shut up.
He doesn't have any piercings, does he?
l don't know, actually...
...because l haven't done that with him yet.
-So, you know.... -Honey, you really do like him.
l don't want to talk about it, because l'll jinx it.
-l closed on the Mahalock house today. -Great news for you.
You don't need to do a thing.
-What did they say about aluminum siding? -No.
-Really? -Really.
Be careful with those fat-free chips. They cause anal leakage.
-You cause anal leakage. -Says so on the bag.
What kind of marketing brainiac puts ''anal leakage'' on his product?
How can they even sell that crap?
-What time is your flight? -9:30.
l can't believe you're going to Costa Rica.
Your female problems are over with.
-Hope so. -They are.
You know what l hear about Costa Rican women?
-For five pesos-- -No, Rog.
They take your chimichanga and your pequito....
-No, señor. -Listen to me!
All l'm saying is, make nice with the concierge, okay?
-You all right, Vera? -Couldn't be better.
-Thank you so much. -Where do you want it?
Put her down right here.
Since you're going away, do you want to be on our mailing list?
Yes, ma'am. l'd love to. Thank you.
l've been trying to get us off that mailing list since 1982.
Relax.
This is the hottest chick in this store and l caught her trying to escape.
Very strange.
Sweetie, Christina, what's going on? What happened?
l came to just eat my cookie and make a phone call, but....
You didn't want to eat the cookies? What?
Just read this.
''Commandment number nine: Thou shalt love what's possible.''
Honey, we have gone over this.
You did not know the guy was getting married.
lt's all right. He wasn't possible.
Not that one. The next one. Commandment ten.
-''Thou shalt not fear''? -Yes. ''Thou shalt not fear.''
What are you talking about, fear?
What you did was an incredibly brave thing.
You dropped all of your boundaries and you met this guy halfway.
More than halfway, you went to Somerset.
Guys, it was just another game. Come on.
lf he hadn't been getting married, if he wasn't the groom, what would l've done?
That's right.
l would've done the same old thing. l would have hesitated. l would have...
...froze up. l would have kissed him and then ran off.
Give him the wrong phone number.
Hook that fish and just throw him right back.
Jesus.
l'm stuck in a rut.
Big, fat rut.
Guys, l don't want to be that girl anymore.
-l know. -You know?
l know. None of us do.
Let's go dancing.
So, any chance?
Of what? No, don't even bother. She's on a mission.
-How is it shaking, ladies? -No, thank you.
Your body is banging. Your face is--
Neato. Thanks. Neat.
What's going on, hot mama?
Bringing it down. Bringing it up now!
Here it comes, baby. Feel the monkey. Work the monkey.
The monkey, the monkey, the monkey!
-You're working that monkey. -You're a really good dancer.
-You have some original moves. -Thanks, l've been working on it.
-Have me met before? -A couple of times.
l'm Donny.
Christina.
This is like Sixteen Candles.
l'd love to take you out sometime.
Really? Well, that's nice. l mean....
Give me your card, l'll call you sometime.
Thank you.
You seem like a really nice person.
-Work on the monkey. -l'll work on the monkey.
Hey, Donny.
-Do you have a pen? -You bet.
l'm a jerk and l wanted to apologize, because l didn't plan on calling you.
l'll give you my number so that you can call me...
...because l found out something that was completely life-changing:
lt's okay to take a chance.
Love is crazy and that's what love is, it's taking a chance.
My girlfriend Courtney and l went on this crazy ride for a guy.
l went across the state, practically, to find this guy that l don't even know.
l don't even know you, but here l am, having this conversation with you.
And l know that if l just take a chance with you, maybe, l don't know--
Forget it.
What's a guy got to do to get laid?
-Chris? -Yeah?
Honey?
What?
My God.
What am l going to do?
l think you can handle this one on your own.
lt's all good, girl.
Figure this one out. Figure it out. Okay.
What are you doing here?
-l came here to apologize to you. -For what?
For not telling you l was getting married.
l should have told you that and l didn't. l'm sorry.
You're the guy that needs the last fling before your wedding.
No. l'm not that guy.
You spilled my drink and l let you buy me a beer. That was all there was to it.
We had fun, we talked and that was it.
Right?
Yeah, l guess you're right.
l didn't get married.
-What do you mean? -Judy and l, we called it off.
l hope my.... That thing that happened didn't have anything to do with it.
No, it had nothing to do with that.
We realized we were doing the wrong thing. Two people should be in love.
But Judy is happy. She's scuba diving in Bali.
She really liked you, too. Why were you at my wedding?
lt was just one of those spontaneous things my girlfriend and l do.
lt was just, really....
lt just got screwed up.
l came here tonight because l wanted to see you.
l thought that maybe....
Well, that night that we met...
...l thought there was something, some feeling l had about us.
l thought that maybe you might feel that way, too.
ls this a mutual thing? This is not a mutual thing at all.
This is a very stupid thing. l'm stupid.
l should go. l really apologize for wasting your time.
And l'll go jump off the Golden Gate Bridge now.
Thanks. See you. l'm stupid. That's right.
ln fact, that's exactly what l wanted to do.
Yes. Gosh, it's going so well.
l'm not going to be afraid.
Peter?
Shit. Peter, wait!
Shit.
Come on!
Are you okay?
Yes.
l don't think l handled that too--
l didn't handle it at all. l'm so sorry.
l wanted to find you so that l could tell you...
...that l did come to your wedding because l wanted to see you again...
...because the feeling is mutual, and you better be a really good kisser.
That was weak.
-Weak? -Yeah.
lt's okay. You can try again.
You were so much better in my dream.
Hold these.
-l thought this was mutual. -Oh, my God.
l'm serious. l'll call you, okay?
What? Wait!
Thanks for the flowers. Nice touch.
l'm out of practice! l just woke up!
Unbelievable!
Christina Walters. Yep. l know her.
Bitch. Made my life a living hell.
She tries to pawn me off on her friend. She calls me a dick.
She hunts me down like a dog at my own wedding.
Then, when l try to apologize, she's like:
''l don't know you. You're one of hundreds. l have no feelings for you....''
ls that how l sound?
The movie is starting. Let's go!
Fuck Grandma.
Save yourself a buck.
-A girl that you lick. -Really?
-That you lick. -A girl that l lick?
Are you all right?
You're watching the credits?
-Chicks freak on this guy. -You owe me thirty....
Copy that.
ls that what you want?
l think there's always time for a movie montage.
l hope you like how sexy l am.
Okay. l'm not going to be afraid.
l'm not.
lt's a very bad rumor. lt's a rumor. l'm serious.
Crap.
You really got my ass. lt's good.
Cut!
-l look beautiful. -You look amazing.
-l look beautiful. Thank you. -You do. Amazing.
We can sit here like this all night.
-l bet you miss Grandma. -Grandma.
-l'm not bah-jiggity. -You are so bah-jiggity.
lt's Jesus. Look, it's Jesus.
l guess a blowjob is out of the question?
That is the sweetest thing.
'Bye!
Well, that was fun.
-lt's over. Bye-bye, go home. -You can leave.
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Simpsons 01x13 - Some Enchanted Evening
Simpsons The
Simpsons The 05x01 - Homers Barbershop Quartet
Simpsons The 05x02 - Cape Feare
Simpsons The 05x03 - Homer Goes To College
Simpsons The 05x04 - Rosebud
Simpsons The 05x05 - Tree House Of Horror
Simpsons The 05x06 - Marge On The Lam
Simpsons The 05x07 - Barts Inner Child
Simpsons The 05x08 - Boy Scoutz N The Hood
Simpsons The 05x09 - The Last-Temptation Of Homer
Simpsons The 05x10 - $pringfield
Simpsons The 05x11 - Homer The Vigilante
Simpsons The 05x12 - Bart Gets Famous
Simpsons The 05x13 - Homer And Apu
Simpsons The 05x14 - Lisa Vs Malibu Stacy
Simpsons The 05x15 - Deep Space Homer
Simpsons The 05x16 - Homer Loves Flanders
Simpsons The 05x17 - Bart Gets An Elephant
Simpsons The 05x18 - Burns Heir
Simpsons The 05x19 - Sweet Seymour Skinners Baadasssss Song
Simpsons The 05x20 - The Boy Who Knew Too Much
Simpsons The 05x21 - Lady Bouviers Lover
Simpsons The 05x22 - Secrets Of A Successful Marriage
Sin 2003
Sin noticias de Dios
Sinbad - Legend Of The Seven Seas
Since Otar Left 2003
Since You Went Away CD1
Since You Went Away CD2
Sinful Nuns of Saint Valentine
Singin in the Rain
Singing Detective The
Singles (2003) CD1
Singles (2003) CD2
Sink The Bismarck
Sinnui yauman
Sinnui yauman II
Sirens 1994
Sirocco 1951
Sissi 1955
Sister Act
Sister Act 2 - Back in the Habit CD1
Sister Act 2 - Back in the Habit CD2
Six Days Seven Nights
Six Degrees of Separation (1993)
Six Feet Under
Six String Samurai
Six Strong Guys (2004)
Sixteen Candles CD1
Sixteen Candles CD2
Sixth Sense The
Skammen (Shame Bergman 1968)
Skazka o tsare Saltane
Skulls The
Skulls The (Collectors Edition)
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Slap Shot
Slap Shot 2
Slaughterhouse Five
Sleeper
Sleeper 1973
Sleepers (1996) CD1
Sleepers (1996) CD2
Sleepless in Seattle
Sleepover
Sleepwalkers 1992
Sleepy Hollow 1999
Sleuth (Mankiewicz 1972) CD1
Sleuth (Mankiewicz 1972) CD2
Sliding Doors 1992
Sling Blade CD1
Sling Blade CD2
Small Change (FranÇois Truffaut 1976)
Small Time Crooks 2000
Smell of Fear The
Smokey and the Bandit
Smoking Room
Snake Of June A (2002)
Snake Pit The
Snatch
Snatch - Special Edition
Sneakers 1992
Sniper 2
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs 1937
Snowboarder
Snowfever (2004)
So Close 2002
Soapdish
Sobibor 14 Octobre 1943
Socrate
Sol Goode
Solaris (Solyaris)
Solaris (Tarkovsky) CD1
Solaris (Tarkovsky) CD2
Solaris - Criterion Collection
Solaris 2002
Solaris 2002 - Behind the Planet
Solaris 2002 Inside
Soldaat Van Oranje 1977 CD1
Soldaat Van Oranje 1977 CD2
Soldier CD1
Soldier CD2
Soldiers Story A (Norman Jewison 1984)
Solomon and Sheba CD1
Solomon and Sheba CD2
Sombre 25fps 1998
Some Kind of Monster CD1
Some Kind of Monster CD2
Someone Special
Something The Lord Made CD1
Something The Lord Made CD2
Somethings Gotta Give CD1
Somethings Gotta Give CD2
Son In Law
Son The
Sonatine
Song of the South
Sophies Choice
Sorority boys
Sorum
Sose me
Soul Guardians The (1998) CD1
Soul Guardians The (1998) CD2
Soul Keeper The (2003)
Soul Plane
Soul Survivors
Sound of Music The
South Park - Bigger Longer and Uncut
South Park 01x01 - Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
South Park 01x02 - Weight Gain 4000
South Park 01x03 - Volcano
South Park 01x04 - Big Gay Als Big Gay Boatride
South Park 01x05 - An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
South Park 01x06 - Death
South Park 01x07 - Pinkeye
South Park 01x08 - Jesus VS Satan
South Park 01x09 - Starvin Marvin
South Park 01x10 - Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo
South Park 01x11 - Toms Rhinoplasty
South Park 01x12 - Mecha Striesand
South Park 01x13 - Cartmans Mom is a Dirty Slut
Soylent Green 1973
Spacehunter 1983
Spanish Prisoner The CD1
Spanish Prisoner The CD2
Spark the Lighter
Spartacus 2004 CD1
Spartacus 2004 CD2
Spartacus Fixed 1960
Spartan 2004 CD1
Spartan 2004 CD2
Spawn (1997)
Spawn (Directors Cut)
Species 3 CD1
Species 3 CD2
Speed 2 - Cruise Control
Spellbound (Hitchcock 1945)
Spetters 1980
Spider-Man CD1
Spider-Man CD2
Spider (2002)
Spider Man 2 CD1
Spider Man 2 CD2
Spies Like Us 1985
Spirit of the Beehive
Spirited Away CD1
Spirited Away CD2
Spirits of the Dead 1968 CD1
Spirits of the Dead 1968 CD2
Splash
Spoilers The
Spongebob Squarepants The Movie
Springtime In A Small Town
Spun (Unrated Version)
Spy Game
Spy Hard
Spy Who Came In from the Cold The
Spy Who Loved Me The
Spy Who Shagged Me The - New Line Platinum Series
Spygirl CD1
Spygirl CD2
Square Peg
Squirm
St Johns Wort - (Otogiriso) 25fps 2001
Stage Beauty 2004
Stage Fright 1950
Stagecoach
Stalag 17
Stalker 1979 CD1
Stalker 1979 CD2
Star Trek Generations CD1
Star Trek Generations CD2
Star Wars - Episode II Attack of the Clones
Star Wars - Episode IV A New Hope
Star Wars - Episode I The Phantom Menace
Star Wars Episode 4 (A New Hope) CD1
Star Wars Episode 4 (A New Hope) CD2
Star Wars Episode 5 (Empire Strikes Back) CD1
Star Wars Episode 5 (Empire Strikes Back) CD2
Star Wars Episode 6 (Return of the Jedi) CD1
Star Wars Episode 6 (Return of the Jedi) CD2
Stargate SG1 1x01 Children of the Gods
Stargate SG1 1x02 The enemy Within
Stargate SG1 1x03 Emancipation
Stargate SG1 1x04 The Broca Divide
Stargate SG1 1x05 The First Commandment
Stargate SG1 1x06 Cold Lazarus
Stargate SG1 1x07 The Nox
Stargate SG1 1x08 Brief Candle
Stargate SG1 1x09 Thors Hammer
Stargate SG1 1x10 The Torment of Tantalus
Stargate SG1 1x11 Bloodlines
Stargate SG1 1x12 Fire and Water
Stargate SG1 1x13 Hathor
Stargate SG1 1x14 Singularity
Stargate SG1 1x15 The Cor AI
Stargate SG1 1x16 Enigma
Stargate SG1 1x17 Solitudes
Stargate SG1 1x18 Tin Man
Stargate SG1 1x19 There but for the Grace of God
Stargate SG1 1x20 Politics
Stargate SG1 1x21 Within the Serpents Grasp
Stargate SG1 2x01 The serpents lair
Stargate SG1 2x02 In the line of duty
Stargate SG1 2x03 Prisoners
Stargate SG1 2x04 The gamekeeper
Stargate SG1 2x05 Need
Stargate SG1 2x06 Thors chariot
Stargate SG1 2x07 Message in a bottle
Stargate SG1 2x08 Family
Stargate SG1 2x09 Secrets
Stargate SG1 2x10 Bane
Stargate SG1 2x11 The tokra part 1
Stargate SG1 2x12 The tokra part 2
Stargate SG1 2x13 Spirits
Stargate SG1 2x14 Touchstone
Stargate SG1 2x15 The fifth race
Stargate SG1 2x16 A matter of time
Stargate SG1 2x17 Holiday
Stargate SG1 2x18 Serpents song
Stargate SG1 2x19 One false step
Stargate SG1 2x20 Show and tell
Stargate SG1 2x21 1969
Stargate SG1 3x01 Into The Fire II
Stargate SG1 3x02 Seth
Stargate SG1 3x03 Fair Game
Stargate SG1 3x04 Legacy
Stargate SG1 3x05 Learning Curve
Stargate SG1 3x06 Point Of View
Stargate SG1 3x07 Deadman Switch
Stargate SG1 3x08 Demons
Stargate SG1 3x09 Rules Of Engagement
Stargate SG1 3x10 Forever In A Day
Stargate SG1 3x11 Past And Present
Stargate SG1 3x12 Jolinars Memories
Stargate SG1 3x13 The Devil You Know
Stargate SG1 3x14 Foothold
Stargate SG1 3x15 Pretense
Stargate SG1 3x16 Urgo
Stargate SG1 3x17 A Hundred Days
Stargate SG1 3x18 Shades Of Grey
Stargate SG1 3x19 New Ground
Stargate SG1 3x20 Maternal Instinct
Stargate SG1 3x21 Crystal Skull
Stargate SG1 3x22 Nemesis
Stargate SG1 4x01 Small Victories
Stargate SG1 4x02 The Other Side
Stargate SG1 4x03 Upgrades
Stargate SG1 4x04 Crossroads
Stargate SG1 4x05 Divide And Conquer
Stargate SG1 4x06 Window Of Opportunity
Stargate SG1 4x07 Watergate
Stargate SG1 4x08 The First Ones
Stargate SG1 4x09 Scorched Earth
Stargate SG1 4x10 Beneath The Surface
Stargate SG1 4x11 Point Of No Return
Stargate SG1 4x12 Tangent
Stargate SG1 4x13 The Curse
Stargate SG1 4x14 The Serpents Venom
Stargate SG1 4x15 Chain Reaction
Stargate SG1 4x16 2010
Stargate SG1 4x17 Absolute Power
Stargate SG1 4x18 The Light
Stargate SG1 4x19 Prodigy
Stargate SG1 4x20 Entity
Stargate SG1 4x21 Double Jeopardy
Stargate SG1 4x22 Exodus
Stargate SG1 5x01 Enemies
Stargate SG1 5x02 Threshold
Stargate SG1 5x03 Ascension
Stargate SG1 5x04 Fifth Man
Stargate SG1 5x05 Red Sky
Stargate SG1 5x06 Rite Of Passage
Stargate SG1 5x07 Beast Of Burden
Stargate SG1 5x08 The Tomb
Stargate SG1 5x09 Between Two Fires
Stargate SG1 5x10 2001
Stargate SG1 5x11 Desperate Measures
Stargate SG1 5x12 Wormhole X-Treme
Stargate SG1 5x13 Proving Ground
Stargate SG1 5x14 48 Hours
Stargate SG1 5x15 Summit
Stargate SG1 5x16 Last Stand
Stargate SG1 5x17 Failsafe
Stargate SG1 5x18 The Warrior
Stargate SG1 5x19 Menace
Stargate SG1 5x20 The Sentinel
Stargate SG1 5x21 Meridian
Stargate SG1 5x22 Revelations
Stargate SG1 6x01 Redemption Part 1
Stargate SG1 6x02 Redemption Part 2
Stargate SG1 6x03 Descent
Stargate SG1 6x04 Frozen
Stargate SG1 6x05 Nightwalkers
Stargate SG1 6x06 Abyss
Stargate SG1 6x07 Shadow Play
Stargate SG1 6x08 The Other Guys
Stargate SG1 6x09 Allegiance
Stargate SG1 6x10 Cure
Stargate SG1 6x11 Prometheus
Stargate SG1 6x12 Unnatural Selection
Stargate SG1 6x13 Sight Unseen
Stargate SG1 6x14 Smoke n Mirrors
Stargate SG1 6x15 Paradise Lost
Stargate SG1 6x16 Metamorphosis
Stargate SG1 6x17 Disclosure
Stargate SG1 6x18 Forsaken
Stargate SG1 6x19 The Changeling
Stargate SG1 6x20 Memento
Stargate SG1 6x21 Prophecy
Stargate SG1 6x22 Full Circle
Stargate SG1 7x01 Fallen
Stargate SG1 7x02 Homecoming
Stargate SG1 7x03 Fragile Balance
Stargate SG1 7x04 Orpheus
Stargate SG1 7x05 Revisions
Stargate SG1 7x06 Lifeboat
Stargate SG1 7x07 Enemy Mine
Stargate SG1 7x08 Space Race
Stargate SG1 7x09 Avenger 2 0
Stargate SG1 7x10 Birthright
Stargate SG1 7x10 Heroes II
Stargate SG1 7x11 Evolution I
Stargate SG1 7x12 Evolution II
Stargate SG1 7x13 Grace
Stargate SG1 7x14 Fallout
Stargate SG1 7x15 Chimera
Stargate SG1 7x16 Death Knell
Stargate SG1 7x17 Heroes I
Stargate SG1 7x19 Resurrection
Stargate SG1 7x20 Inauguration
Stargate SG1 7x21-22 The Lost City I n II
Starship Troopers (Special Edition)
Starship Troopers 2
Story Of A Kiss
Strada La
Strange aventure de Docteur Molyneux
Street Of Love And Hope (Nagisa Oshima 1959)
Street of shame (Akasen chitai)
Streetcar Named Desire A
Style Wars
Suicide Regimen
Sukces 2003
Summer Tale A 2000
Sunday Lunch (2003)
Super 8 Stories
Superman IV - The Quest for Peace
Surviving the Game
Swedish Love Story A (1970) CD1
Swedish Love Story A (1970) CD2
Sweetest Thing The (Unrated Version)
Swept Away
Swordsman III - The East is Red
Sylvester - Canned Feud (1951)
Sylvester - Speedy Gonzales (1955)
Sylvester and Elmer - Kit for Cat (1948)
Sylvester and Porky - Scaredy Cat (1948)
Sylvester and Tweety - Canary Row (1950)
Sylvester and Tweety - Putty Tat Trouble (1951)
Sylvester and Tweety - Tweetys SOS (1951)