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This is the Earth at a time[br]when the dinosaurs roamed...
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a lush and fertile planet.
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A piece of rock just six miles wide[br]changed all that.
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It hit with the force[br]of 10,000 nuclear weapons.
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A trillion tons of dirt and rock[br]hurtled into the atmosphere...
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creating a suffocating[br]blanket of dust...
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the sun was powerless[br]to penetrate...
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for a thousand years.
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It happened before.
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It will happen again.
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It's just a question of when.
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Engineering director-- Engineering--
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- Say again, Rudy.[br]- Houston, affiirmative.
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I'm gonna try again.
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This time Why don't We put in a hold[br]at nine. C.ancel the pending resume.
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Almost got it.
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- Dennis, I'm almost there.[br]- Houston, Pete's looking real strong.
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Okay, Pete. We got that coupling[br]on the board here now.
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We'll give you the go-ahead[br]from down here when it's in alignment.
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Sounds good.[br]Give me ten seconds.
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His heart rate's racing.
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- Hey, Pete. It's Truman.[br]- Hey.
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- How you doing up there, Hoss?[br]- Pretty good.
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Now, listen, Pete.[br]We got an eye on your meds here.
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I'll give you a buffalo nickel[br]if you'll calm down just a little bit.
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- C.an you do that ffor me?[br]- Whatever you say.
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Okay, uh, noW We got plenty off time,[br]buddy, so don't you Worry.
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-Atlantis--[br]- Okay. Looking good here.
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- He's got it.[br]- He'll be all right.[br]- Go ahead, Atlantis.
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Roger that, Houston.[br]Suggest We start reeling Pete in.
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- The system's down.[br]- No.
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- What the hell is that?[br]- My Lord.
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We're down.
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Houston!
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- We've lost all contact.[br]- What happened?
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Stewart, play that tape back!
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Houston!
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Multiple bogeys! Multiple bogeys!
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Sector fiive, niner. I have three.[br]Now fiive. Unidentifiied tracts.
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- My screen's full.[br]- Multiple tracts headed towards[br]the Atlantic seaboard.
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This could be[br]a surprise missile attack.
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Mr President, the shuttle Atlantis[br]just exploded in space.
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Okay, I want three groups!
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One: internal malfunction.
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Get the log tape. Start working back.[br]Maybe it's a glitch.
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Two: I want NORAD Space Command[br]and the 50th Tactical comparing all[br]the space junk you track in every orbit.
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I want you to check, recheck[br]and then do it all over again.
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Number three: wild cards,[br]anything and everything.
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All right? Now, big Ross,[br]I want you to get on the telephone.
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- Wake up 11,000 people.[br]- Right.[br]- Walt, get 'em going.
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- Let's go![br]- Karl!
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Karl! Karl!
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Karl! Your Stouffer's pot pie's[br]been on the table almost ten hours.
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- I want a divorce.[br]- Dottie, I'm on to something big here.
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l-I don't know what this is, but it[br]looks like something's burning up there.
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Go get my phone book, will you?[br]Get my phone book. Get those names[br]of those guys from NASA.
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Excuse me! Am I wearing a sign[br]that says, "Karl's slave"?
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Go get my goddam phone book![br]Get the book!
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Get the book![br]Get the book!
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Space Command is reporting negative.[br]That is zero global launches.
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- It might just be pieces of[br]the shuttle breaking up as it comes in.[br]- Yeah, it might be Santa Claus.
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Until we get defiinitive, reliable[br]alternative confiirmation, General...
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we go to defcon three.
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I'm getting ready ffor the big time
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Someday you're gonna say[br]I'm big time too
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Hey, little man! Little Richard!
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Me and you, man![br]We going to the top, baby! Big time!
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Yo, man, I ain't gonna be ridin'[br]this bike the rest of my life!
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You know what I'm sayin'?[br]I'm gettin' a motorcycle, baby.[br]We gonna travel in style.
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I'm getting ready ffor the big time
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Someday you're gonna say[br]I'm big time
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Watch where you're goin'. I bet you,[br]none of y'all stop for brothers.
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Slow down, Little Richard.[br]You've been ridin' all morning, man.[br]You gotta take a dump?
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- We interrupt our regularly[br]scheduled programme to bring you[br]this special report.[br]- Hey, man, what happened?
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The shuttle Atlantis exploded in space[br]at 3.47 a.m., Eastern Standard Time.
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This morning[br]NASA offfficials are denying--
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Hey! Hey, get! Get!
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- That's my Godzilla. Come on, now.[br]- Yo, fool!
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-Don't be kickin' Little Richard.[br]What the hell your problem?[br]-Now that dog's eating my Godzilla, man.
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- And what's a little runt like you[br]gonna do about it?[br]- Get him, Richard. Sic him.
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If I wasn't a Christian,[br]I'd be throwin' your fat,[br]pineapple-eatin' ass through the window.
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- Why we not going, huh?[br]- Well, y-y-you know why?[br]'Cause this is New York City.
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Anything could have happened.[br]Look at that. Uh, let's see.[br]It could have been a terrorist bomb.
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It could have been[br]a dead body somebody shot, stabbed.[br]And it's Friday. Payday too.
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- Somebody probably jumped,[br]didn't get their pay cheque. Yes.[br]- I want to go shopping.
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Me too, but we ain't goin' nowhere[br]'cause this is a traffiic jam.
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- Little Richard.[br]- Hurry! Right over there![br]- Go!
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Yo, Little Richard!
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Hang on, Little Richard![br]I'm comin'!
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Don't you worry about it.[br]I'm gonna get you outta there!
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You okay, buddy?[br]Don't worry about it. Hang in there.
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Somebody dial 9 11!
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My screen's full![br]They're all over the place!
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Bogeys are breachin'[br]the atmosphere from Finland down[br]the North American seaboard.
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Whoa!
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Look at that!
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Oh, we at war!
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Saddam Hussein is bombin' us!
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Come on! Let's go! Let's go!
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Get out of here!
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Oh, my God!
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Let's stay focused.[br]We need to map the trajectory now.
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- That could take a week.[br]-Just fiind it, okay?
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- I want to know if the worst is over[br]or if it's on its way.[br]- We've got General Kimsey on the line.
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We've got hits from Finland to South[br]Carolina. We know they're not missiles.[br]Now what the hell is it?
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It's a meteor shower.[br]That's what took out the shuttle.
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- He's waiting for you.[br]- What's the death toll?
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I've got the President[br]on Air Force One demanding answers.
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Is it over?
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General, we've got 11,000 people[br]at NASA trying to fiigure that out[br]right now. When we know, you'll know.
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Okay, Karl, listen.[br]I want you to take your time.[br]Yes, sir. You are defiinitely the fiirst.
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Okay, fiirst coordinate.[br]One-two-three-nine. 1239, right?
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- FBI locked his location.[br]- Saw an explosion in space.
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- Okay.[br]- The last one--
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- Now, listen, Karl, this is top secret.[br]- Sir, I'm retired Navy.[br]I know all about classifiied.
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But one more thing. The person[br]that fiinds her gets to name her, right?
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- Yes, that's right. That's right.[br]- I want to name her Dottie,[br]after my wife.
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- She's a vicious, life-suckin' bitch[br]from which there's no escape.[br]- That's-- That's sweet, Karl.
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S.D.I., this is Flight Director.[br]I want to get that Hubble movin',[br]and I want it now.
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Roger that.[br]We're movin' the Hubble!
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- It's enormous.[br]- This is the anomaly at 1643.
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Here is the anomaly at 1658.
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And here is the anomaly at 1700.
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Enough with this[br]"anomaly" horseshit!
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- What is this thing?[br]- It's an asteroid, sir.
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HoW big are We talking?
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Sir, our best estimate[br]is 97.6 billion--
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- It's the size of Texas, Mr President.[br]- Y-Y-Yes, sir.
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Dan, We didn't[br]see this thing coming?
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Well, our object collision[br]budget's a million dollars.
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That allows us to track[br]about three percent of the sky.
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-And begging your pardon, sir,[br]but it's a big-ass sky.[br]- And the ones this morning?
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Uh, those are nothing.[br]Uh, they're the size off basketballs...
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and, uh, Volkswagens,[br]things like that.
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Is this going to hit us?
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- We're efforting that as we speak, sir.[br]- What kind of damage are we--
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Damage?
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Total, sir.
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It's what we call a global killer.
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The end of mankind.
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Doesn't matter where it hits.
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Nothing would survive,[br]not even bacteria.
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My God. What do we do?
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We have 18 days[br]before it hits Earth.
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- Have mercy.[br]- Rise and shine!
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Stop the drilling![br]Stop the drilling! Stop the drilling!
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- Fore![br]- Stop the drilling!
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Stop the drilling![br]Stop the drilling!
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- Hey![br]- Hey, that was close!
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I gave you 50,000 a year in donations![br]What do you think they're[br]so mad about, Chick?
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Well, I think they feel that[br]drilling for oil is an evil thing.
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Do you know how much diesel[br]that clunker boat pumps out in an hour?
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You know, I just found out[br]something interesting.
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- Number two chewed 180 feet last night.[br]- Who do we have to thank for this?
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Well, I'll give you two guesses,[br]but you're only gonna need one.
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Goddam it, A.J.!
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A.J.!
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A.J.![br]A.J., you in here?
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Oh, that's just perfect.[br]In bed. Get up!
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- Uh, hey, you wanted to see me?[br]- Yeah, I was lookin' for ya.
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You're pissed.[br]Okay, I can see that.
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No. You know what, A.J.?[br]I'm not pissed. You've seen me pissed.[br]This is way, way beyond pissed, though.
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- You know I shut down number two[br]last night, right?[br]- Yeah, man, I had a hunch on that.
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Dude, let me tell you somethin'.[br]Someday, many years from now,[br]when you're all growed up...
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and you got your own[br]oil company and $8 million[br]of your own money on the contract...
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you can do whatever comes[br]into that little A.J.-idiotin' mind[br]of yours you want...
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but as long as it says[br]"Harry Stamper Oil" on the rig[br]you will not disobey my rules.
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- You got that?[br]- Yeah, I do got it.
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- Right now, I need to hear[br]fiive words from you.[br]- Uh--
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- I'll never do that again.[br]- Never do that again.
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I'm a fool. That was idiotic.[br]l-I mean, that was stupid.
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I'm an idiot. I know what name's[br]on the sign. I'm not-- I can't--
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- What's going on here?[br]- What's going on? Well, l-I mean, l--
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- I screwed up. I'm a little edgy.[br]- How long you worked for me?[br]- Five wonderful years.
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In fiive years, you have never[br]apologized to me this quickly.
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- Something's going on here.[br]I'm gonna fiind out what it is.[br]- No, no, no. Well--
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l-I'm turning over a new leaf.[br]I'm trying to learn from the man.[br]What would Harry do?
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I'm at a loss for words.
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- Okay, I can explain this.[br]- You can explain that?
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- I can.[br]- I would really like an explanation.[br]You just stay right here.
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- Grace?[br]- Hi, Harry.
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I have asked you repeatedly[br]to call me Dad.
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- Sorry, Harry.[br]- Get up and get your clothes on.
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You just stay right there.[br]I'll be right back.
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Here's what we're gonna do.[br]I want every strategy we've got[br]on near-Earth object collision, okay?
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Any ideas, any programs,[br]anything you sketched[br]on a pizza box or a cocktail napkin.
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For 30 years, they questioned[br]the need for NASA. Today[br]we're gonna give them the answer.
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You know about this, Rockhound?[br]You knew.
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No, l-I had no idea.
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Where's Harry?
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Harry! All right! Whoa, whoa, whoa![br]I understand, okay?
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You're mad.[br]Who-Who wouldn't be mad?
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- But he's gonna shoot you.[br]- Nah. No, he's not. Oh, shit.
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- Harry![br]- What's wrong with you?
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Make your peace with God, A.J.
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- This guy's got a gun, man![br]He's shooting at me![br]- Harry, this is not funny!
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- Harry, listen to me![br]We can talk this over![br]- So is this a, uh, serious thing?
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- Yeah, pretty serious.[br]- Bear, man![br]- What's up?
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He's shooting at me. Uh, you see Harry[br]comin', crack him with that wrench!
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You told A.J.'s dad just before he died[br]that you would take care of the boy.
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Now, I'm not sure that shootin' him[br]is takin' care of him.
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- Why don't you put the gun down, boss?[br]- You don't want none of this, Bear.[br]Get out of my way.
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Just trying to give my man[br]a head start, that's all.
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Not to mention the fact that I[br]don't think you wanna kill the best man[br]on your crew before we strike oil.
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Ah, Chick, I ain't gonna kill him.[br]Just gonna take a foot off.[br]A man can work with one foot.
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You remember old Frank Marx who[br]worked with one hand all them years?
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- Yeah, but he wasn't very good.[br]- Harry, put the gun down![br]You're acting insane!
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Now honey, go get some clothes on[br]and get out of the way.
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- You can't control my life.[br]- Fine. Clothes. Now!
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All right, stop, all right? It was funny[br]for a minute, it's not funny any more.
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- Harry, this is illegal, man.[br]- I'm temporarily insane, Rock.[br]It's all right.
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- Do I look like I'm crazy to you?[br]- Well--
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Harry, hey, just cool down.
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- What are you-- Okay, stop.[br]- All right. All right, Harry.
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All right. Now, listen, man to man.
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I'm serious. I love her.
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Way wrong answer.
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- Whoa, whoa, Harry. It's gettin' real.[br]- Harry! Come on, Harry!
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- Stop him![br]- You shot him!
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Bullet never got close.[br]Just a ricochet.
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You know, it's all funny[br]till somebody gets shot in the leg.
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Hey, pucker up![br]We got clients incoming!
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Uh, b-back in, uh, 197 4...
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w-we fiirst got the-the idea,[br]the possibility that a, that a meteor[br]or an asteroid--
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I need somebody who's had a little less[br]caffeine this morning. Doc, translate.
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Our fiirst feasibility plan was to use[br]a spread-focus laser generator...
00:16:29.84,00:16:31.72
to heat the object[br]to the point of fracture.
00:16:31.80,00:16:34.00
That's like shooting a B.B. gun[br]at a freight train, Doc.
00:16:34.08,00:16:35.92
Uh, some of us have got this idea.
00:16:36.00,00:16:39.40
We want to land a craft,[br]deploy solar sails.
00:16:39.48,00:16:42.32
You'll have a great big canopy.[br]Solar winds will be caught...
00:16:42.40,00:16:45.64
by these mylar sails.
00:16:45.72,00:16:47.68
- Okay.[br]- Come on, guys.
00:16:47.76,00:16:51.36
We gotta come up with something[br]realistic here. We got 18 days.
00:16:51.40,00:16:54.96
That's 431 hours,[br]15 minutes and 18 seconds.
00:16:55.04,00:16:57.60
Time's a luxury we don't have.[br]What?
00:17:00.48,00:17:03.88
Listen, Harry. A.J. is my choice--[br]my choice and not yours.
00:17:03.96,00:17:07.68
He's the only one in your age bracket,[br]Grace. It's not a choice,[br]it's a lack of options.
00:17:07.72,00:17:12.48
I don't know what in the world makes[br]you think that you have the right[br]to tell me what to do any more, Harry.
00:17:12.56,00:17:14.72
I suppose being your father[br]doesn't count, huh?
00:17:14.76,00:17:16.72
- Not really.[br]- Since when?
00:17:16.80,00:17:19.80
Since I reached the age of 10[br]and became older than you, Harry.
00:17:19.84,00:17:21.60
Since Mom split.[br]Why don't you take your pick?
00:17:21.68,00:17:27.28
Look, I understand that you are[br]handicapped by a natural immaturity[br]and I forgive you.
00:17:27.36,00:17:30.00
I may be an immature father, okay?[br]But I'm still your employer.
00:17:30.08,00:17:33.16
And as your boss I want you[br]on that crew boat tonight[br]and back in the offiice by Monday.
00:17:33.24,00:17:36.24
- You got that?[br]- Okay. I quit.
00:17:36.32,00:17:40.36
Grace, you can't quit now.[br]I need you to keep on workin'.
00:17:42.48,00:17:47.24
- Hi, Harry![br]- What are you smilin' about?
00:17:48.60,00:17:52.20
I've been seein' A.J.[br]for more than fiive months, Harry.
00:17:53.96,00:17:56.60
You little hypocrite. I ever held you[br]back once from doin' anything?
00:17:56.64,00:17:59.44
What about having a life, Harry?[br]The fiirst time I got my period...
00:17:59.52,00:18:01.68
Rockhound had to take me[br]into Taipei for Tampax...
00:18:01.76,00:18:03.88
and then he had to show me[br]how to use 'em, Harry.
00:18:06.44,00:18:09.96
I ju-- No, l-I told her how to use it.[br]I didn't show her, Harry.
00:18:11.28,00:18:14.72
I was playing[br]with titanium depth gauges when[br]I should've been playing with dolls.
00:18:14.80,00:18:18.80
I mean, I learned about the birds and[br]the bees from Freddie Noonan's tattoos.
00:18:18.88,00:18:21.60
Look, I was raised[br]on roughnecks by you...
00:18:21.68,00:18:24.16
and now you get all shocked and shaken[br]when I fall in love with one.
00:18:24.24,00:18:27.60
- So who is the hypocrite here,[br]Harry, huh? Who?[br]- Look at those nice pipes up there.
00:18:27.68,00:18:31.68
- Listen to me, Grace. I want you--[br]- No, you listen to me, Harry.[br]I grew up.
00:18:31.76,00:18:34.40
With the proximity of the asteroid...
00:18:34.44,00:18:37.08
and no prep time,[br]none of our primary plans can work.
00:18:37.12,00:18:41.32
Why don't we just send up 150 nuclear[br]warheads and blast that rock apart?
00:18:41.40,00:18:44.72
- Terrible idea.[br]- Was I talkin' to you?
00:18:44.80,00:18:49.72
This is Dr Ronald Quincy from research,[br]pretty much the smartest man on the[br]planet. You might want to listen to him.
00:18:49.76,00:18:54.44
General, if you consider your target--[br]her composition, her dimensions...
00:18:54.52,00:18:57.60
her sheer velocity, you could fiire[br]every nuke you've got at her...
00:18:57.64,00:19:00.72
and she'll just smile at you[br]and keep on coming.
00:19:00.80,00:19:03.04
You should know that the president's[br]scientifiic advisors...
00:19:03.12,00:19:07.56
are suggesting that a nuclear blast[br]could change this asteroid's trajectory.
00:19:07.64,00:19:11.20
I know the president's chief scientifiic[br]advisor. We were at M.I.T. together.
00:19:11.28,00:19:14.24
And in a situation like this, you--[br]you really don't want...
00:19:14.28,00:19:18.44
to take the advice of a man[br]who got a C-minus in astrophysics.
00:19:18.52,00:19:23.40
The president's advisors are,[br]um, wrong. I'm right.
00:19:23.48,00:19:25.52
Hitting the rock from the outside[br]won't do the job.
00:19:25.60,00:19:28.92
Imagine a fiirecracker[br]in the palm of your hand.
00:19:28.96,00:19:32.68
You set it off.[br]What happens? Burn your hand, right?
00:19:32.76,00:19:36.28
You close your fiist around[br]the same fiirecracker and set it off--
00:19:38.16,00:19:40.76
Your wife's gonna be opening your[br]ketchup bottles the rest of your life.
00:19:40.80,00:19:42.88
Are you suggesting[br]we blow this thing up from the inside?
00:19:42.92,00:19:45.68
- That's exactly what I'm saying.[br]- How?
00:19:45.76,00:19:49.44
We drill. We bring in the world's[br]best deep-core driller.
00:19:49.48,00:19:51.92
Harry, get up here![br]We're takin' a hit!
00:19:52.00,00:19:53.96
- Get A.J. up here! Whoa![br]- Come on!
00:19:55.88,00:19:58.08
Send another pipe on down![br]Right now! Full pipe!
00:19:59.52,00:20:03.28
- It's a gas pocket.[br]- I told you. Am I lucky[br]or am I just a genius?
00:20:03.36,00:20:06.28
I shut it down for a reason, you[br]jackass! The relief valve's fried open.
00:20:09.12,00:20:13.32
Shut off the number two valve![br]Grace, get the clients outta here now!
00:20:19.40,00:20:21.92
Chick, get 'em outta here![br]Get 'em off the rig now!
00:20:27.24,00:20:30.32
Get the hell down![br]This thing is gonna blow!
00:20:37.52,00:20:40.52
Get out! Chick, get out now!
00:20:40.60,00:20:43.84
Get down!
00:20:43.88,00:20:46.88
Three dozen research calls and every[br]time the same man is recommended.
00:20:46.96,00:20:49.12
He's worked on every terrain[br]this planet can offer.
00:20:49.20,00:20:51.28
Whenever they said it couldn't be[br]drilled, this guy drilled it.
00:20:51.36,00:20:54.96
- Everybody all right?[br]- We struck oil, baby!
00:20:55.04,00:20:58.40
Somebody could've got killed out here[br]today. You want that on your conscience?
00:21:00.92,00:21:02.84
High thumb. You are man, Harry.
00:21:02.88,00:21:05.52
Thumbs high.
00:21:08.16,00:21:10.08
You're fiired.
00:21:14.36,00:21:16.72
Who's Harry Stamper?
00:21:16.80,00:21:19.32
Yeah, I'm Harry Stamper.[br]What's all this about?
00:21:19.36,00:21:22.92
Mr Stamper, I'm General Montgomery,[br]commander of the Pacifiic air forces.
00:21:23.00,00:21:25.16
I've been sent here[br]by the secretary of defence...
00:21:25.24,00:21:28.52
on direct orders from the president[br]of the United States.
00:21:28.60,00:21:30.88
It's a matter of urgent[br]national security.
00:21:30.96,00:21:34.36
I need you to get on that chopper[br]right now, no questions asked.
00:21:34.40,00:21:37.56
- Crazy Willie put you up to this?[br]- Afraid I don't know Crazy Willie.
00:21:37.60,00:21:40.64
Sir, I'm dead serious about this.
00:21:41.96,00:21:43.68
- Harry.[br]- What?
00:21:43.72,00:21:45.96
Man, I swear to God,[br]she never told me her age.
00:21:46.04,00:21:48.80
It's all right.[br]Relax. It's about me.
00:21:49.80,00:21:51.92
Oh. Forget it.
00:21:56.00,00:21:58.32
All right, General.[br]I'll go with ya.
00:21:58.40,00:22:01.52
On one condition--[br]we have to take my daughter along.
00:22:04.52,00:22:06.48
- What did I do?[br]- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where you guys[br]takin' her? Wait a minute.
00:22:06.56,00:22:08.96
- Sir, stay right here.[br]- Well--
00:22:09.04,00:22:11.40
Chick! Get him paid,[br]get him off the rig!
00:22:21.36,00:22:24.36
- Mr Stamper?[br]- Yeah, I'm Harry Stamper.
00:22:24.44,00:22:28.16
How ya doin'? Miss Stamper.[br]I'm Dan Truman, executive director here.
00:22:28.24,00:22:30.72
- Now listen, on behalf of all of us,[br]I'd really like to apologize--[br]- Apologize.
00:22:30.80,00:22:33.00
I don't know if we can take[br]any more apologies, Mr Truman.
00:22:33.08,00:22:35.92
We've been apologized to[br]for the last 18 and a half hours.
00:22:36.00,00:22:38.24
So if you don't mind,[br]how 'bout if we just get on with it...
00:22:38.32,00:22:40.96
and you tell us why we're here[br]at the NASA space centre?
00:22:41.00,00:22:45.52
- We should probably talk alone.[br]- Mr Truman, I don't keep any secrets[br]from my daughter, Grace.
00:22:45.60,00:22:48.08
So whether you tell her now or[br]I tell her later she's gonna fiind out...
00:22:48.16,00:22:50.44
one way or the other,[br]so why don't we just get on with it?
00:22:50.52,00:22:54.68
So when the rogue comet hit the asteroid[br]belt, it sent shrapnel right for us.
00:22:54.72,00:22:57.32
For the next 15 days[br]the Earth's in a shooting gallery.
00:22:57.40,00:23:01.32
Even if the asteroid itself hits[br]the water, it's still hitting land.
00:23:01.40,00:23:05.96
It'll flash-boil millions[br]of gallons of sea water and slam[br]into the ocean bedrock.
00:23:06.04,00:23:09.60
Now, if it's a Pacifiic Ocean impact--[br]which we think it will be--
00:23:09.68,00:23:13.96
it'll create a tidal wave three miles[br]high, travel at 1,000 miles an hour...
00:23:14.04,00:23:17.36
covering California[br]and washing up in Denver.
00:23:17.44,00:23:20.72
Japan's gone. Australia's wiped out.
00:23:20.80,00:23:23.64
Half the world's population'll be[br]incinerated by the heat blast...
00:23:23.68,00:23:26.56
and the rest'll freeze to death[br]from nuclear winter.
00:23:26.60,00:23:28.48
That's unbelievable.
00:23:29.80,00:23:32.40
Well, actually,[br]this is as real as it gets.
00:23:34.76,00:23:37.56
Well, it's coming, right now--
00:23:37.60,00:23:40.60
right for us--[br]at 22,000 miles an hour.
00:23:40.64,00:23:43.44
Not a soul on Earth can hide from it.
00:23:58.56,00:24:00.64
I take it you're not[br]alerting everyone like this.
00:24:00.72,00:24:03.72
Nobody knows.[br]That's the way it stays.
00:24:03.80,00:24:06.36
For the next ten days, there are[br]only nine telescopes in the world...
00:24:06.40,00:24:08.96
that can spot the asteroid,[br]and we control eight of'em.
00:24:09.04,00:24:11.92
The president's classifiied[br]this information top secret.
00:24:12.00,00:24:14.68
If news like this got out,[br]there'd be an overnight breakdown...
00:24:14.72,00:24:19.64
of basic social services worldwide--[br]rioting, mass religious hysteria.
00:24:19.68,00:24:22.28
Total chaos. You can imagine.
00:24:22.36,00:24:25.36
Basically the worst parts[br]of the Bible.
00:24:27.92,00:24:31.08
Six billion people on the planet--
00:24:31.16,00:24:33.16
why'd you guys call me?
00:24:33.24,00:24:36.52
- We need you to prep the team[br]we're sending up.[br]- Up?
00:24:36.60,00:24:40.00
We'll send 'em to the asteroid,[br]they'll land, they'll drill a hole,[br]they'll drop some nukes...
00:24:40.04,00:24:42.88
take off and detonate[br]if we can fiix this equipment problem.
00:24:42.92,00:24:47.52
Now, the, uh, drilling unit's[br]a prototype we've been building[br]for the Mars project.
00:24:47.56,00:24:51.04
You, uh--[br]you might recognize the rig.
00:24:52.04,00:24:55.68
Yeah, well, I guess I should[br]recognize it. It's my design.
00:24:58.28,00:25:00.56
What'd you do?[br]Steal a key to the patent offiice?
00:25:00.64,00:25:03.48
- Yeah, basically.[br]- Let me get this straight.
00:25:03.52,00:25:07.68
I got pulled off an oil rig,[br]flown halfway around the world[br]because you stole my drill design...
00:25:07.72,00:25:11.24
couldn't read the plans right[br]and did a piss-poor job[br]of putting it together, is that it?
00:25:11.32,00:25:14.08
- Well, technically,[br]patents don't apply to outer space.[br]-Just shut up, Quincy.
00:25:14.12,00:25:17.44
It's not going to Mars any more.[br]It's going to try to save this planet.
00:25:17.48,00:25:19.52
And we need to know[br]what's wrong with it pretty quick.
00:25:19.56,00:25:21.52
You said we did a bad job[br]of putting it together?
00:25:21.60,00:25:24.88
No, I said you did a piss-poor job[br]of putting it together.
00:25:24.96,00:25:27.04
First of all, you got[br]the flow system all reversed.
00:25:27.08,00:25:31.32
Let me guess: you've been tearin' up[br]rotors and you can't fiigure out why.
00:25:31.36,00:25:35.20
- Yeah, that's right, actually.[br]- Well, that's because your cams[br]are all wrong, Mr Wizard.
00:25:35.24,00:25:39.04
- Who's been operating this thing?[br]- Right there.
00:25:39.08,00:25:42.16
W-We've actually-- we've had them[br]training for eight months solid now.
00:25:42.24,00:25:44.96
- Eight whole months?[br]- Well, pretty much, yeah.
00:25:45.04,00:25:48.36
- Well, gee whiz.[br]- Well, this is the team[br]that has to do the job up there.
00:25:48.44,00:25:50.40
We need you to train 'em down here.
00:25:50.44,00:25:52.48
Well, Mr Stamper, what do you think?
00:25:52.56,00:25:55.20
You know, drilling's a science.[br]It's an art.
00:25:55.24,00:25:57.44
I'm a third-generation driller,[br]doin' it all my life...
00:25:57.52,00:26:00.00
and I still haven't got it[br]all fiigured out.
00:26:00.08,00:26:03.40
I assume you sent for me because[br]somebody told you I was the best.
00:26:03.48,00:26:05.96
Well, I'm only the best[br]because I work with the best.
00:26:06.04,00:26:09.60
You don't trust the men you're[br]working with, you're as good as dead.
00:26:09.68,00:26:11.76
Now, you want to send[br]these boys into space, fiine.
00:26:11.84,00:26:13.84
I'm sure they'll make[br]good astronauts.
00:26:13.92,00:26:16.44
But they don't know jack[br]about drillin'.
00:26:16.48,00:26:19.08
- What's your contingency plan?[br]- Contingency plan?
00:26:19.16,00:26:21.84
Your backup plan. You gotta have[br]some kind of backup plan, right?
00:26:21.92,00:26:24.84
- No, we don't have a backup plan.[br]This is it.[br]- And this is the best that you could--
00:26:24.92,00:26:28.44
that the-the government,[br]the U.S. government can come up with?
00:26:28.48,00:26:31.68
I mean, y-you're NASA, for cryin'[br]out loud. You put a man on the moon.
00:26:31.76,00:26:34.92
You're geniuses! Y-You're the guys[br]that think this shit up.
00:26:35.00,00:26:37.36
I'm sure you got a team of men[br]sittin' around somewhere right now...
00:26:37.44,00:26:39.72
just thinkin' shit up[br]and somebody backin' them up.
00:26:39.80,00:26:42.44
You tellin' me you don't have[br]a backup plan, that these[br]eight Boy Scouts right here...
00:26:42.52,00:26:45.32
that is the world's hope,[br]that's what you're tellin' me?
00:26:45.40,00:26:48.48
- Yeah.[br]- Oh, Jesus. Damn it.
00:26:49.60,00:26:52.96
We're a little short on time here.[br]Will you help us?
00:26:57.16,00:27:00.04
- All they gotta do is drill?[br]- That's it.
00:27:00.12,00:27:02.56
No spacewalkin',[br]no crazy astronaut stuff?
00:27:02.60,00:27:05.32
Just drill.
00:27:05.40,00:27:07.80
How many men were you plannin'[br]on takin' up there?
00:27:07.84,00:27:09.80
We're sendin' up[br]two shuttles, two teams.
00:27:09.88,00:27:12.04
If I do this,[br]I'm gonna wanna take my own men.
00:27:12.12,00:27:14.16
You got it.
00:27:14.24,00:27:17.12
So you're saying you'll help us?
00:27:17.20,00:27:19.00
Yes, sir.
00:27:19.04,00:27:21.12
Thanks.
00:27:26.88,00:27:29.68
I just don't trust anybody else[br]to do it, that's all.
00:27:32.88,00:27:35.52
No, Mrs Curlene,[br]it's Harry Stamper.
00:27:35.56,00:27:39.24
If you see Bear, you tell him[br]Harry's lookin' for him.
00:27:39.32,00:27:42.80
Those guys get off this rig,[br]they scatter.J. Otis Curlene Bear--
00:27:42.88,00:27:46.72
probably the only black man[br]on a big hog in Kadoka, South Dakota.
00:27:46.76,00:27:49.20
Come and get Papa Bear!
00:27:51.36,00:27:54.32
- Uh, Max.[br]- You got a weight limit on the shuttle?
00:27:56.28,00:27:58.40
- Max.[br]- Hey, Mama.
00:27:58.44,00:28:02.72
- Oh, that's so sweet, Maxie.[br]- Hey, did ya get me one of them[br]yellow jelly bear claws I like?
00:28:02.80,00:28:04.84
Maxie, are you in trouble[br]with the law again?
00:28:04.92,00:28:06.64
- No, Mama.[br]- Maxie.
00:28:06.72,00:28:08.56
I swear, Mama, I'm--
00:28:10.68,00:28:12.96
- You know I want Rockhound.[br]- We call him Hound because...
00:28:13.00,00:28:15.36
well, um, he's horny.
00:28:17.40,00:28:20.56
Well, you might want to start[br]with every bar in New Orleans.
00:28:20.64,00:28:23.48
That is a big, shiny mount,[br]isn't it?
00:28:23.52,00:28:25.76
- How long you been married?[br]- For two weeks.
00:28:25.80,00:28:28.08
- See this diamond?[br]- Yeah?
00:28:28.16,00:28:30.88
- It's not a diamond.[br]Would you like another drink?[br]- Yeah.
00:28:30.92,00:28:33.48
- Sir, FBI.[br]- She's so cute.
00:28:33.56,00:28:35.64
- No, thanks.[br]- We have a national security matter.
00:28:35.68,00:28:37.60
- Good for you.[br]- Let's go.
00:28:37.64,00:28:40.84
- Now.[br]- How old are you?
00:28:40.92,00:28:44.20
Oscar Choice-- spacey[br]but absolutely brilliant geologist.
00:28:44.28,00:28:46.88
He owns a horse ranch[br]outside of El Paso.
00:28:49.24,00:28:51.20
What the--
00:28:53.00,00:28:58.16
Mr Chick Chapel, at the craps table,[br]Caesar's Palace, Las Vegas, Nevada.
00:28:58.24,00:29:00.96
Yes! About time.
00:29:01.00,00:29:03.36
Charles Chapel, game's over.
00:29:07.00,00:29:08.84
Who's gonna run the other rig?
00:29:08.92,00:29:10.92
How 'bout Benny? He's good.
00:29:11.00,00:29:13.84
The only one knows[br]how to run it as well as I do is A.J.
00:29:13.92,00:29:16.24
I thought you said[br]you couldn't trust him.
00:29:16.32,00:29:18.76
I thought you said I could.
00:29:19.80,00:29:22.44
Yep, you are on your way, A.J.
00:29:22.52,00:29:25.96
Well, you know, bein' in business[br]for yourself has its advantages--
00:29:26.04,00:29:29.04
make my own hours,[br]nobody shoots me in the leg.
00:29:30.76,00:29:33.60
You don't got[br]a gun on ya now, do ya? Oh, good.
00:29:33.68,00:29:38.12
'Cause I kinda wanted to get back[br]to this whole thing[br]about you askin' me for help.
00:29:38.20,00:29:43.04
Does that mean that there's actually[br]a job that Mr All-Go-No-Quit-Big-Nuts...
00:29:43.12,00:29:46.20
Harry Stamper can't handle by himself...
00:29:46.24,00:29:48.72
and needs my expert advice?
00:29:48.80,00:29:51.40
- Somethin' like that, yeah.[br]- Well, no, no, no.
00:29:51.48,00:29:53.96
I mean, is it-it something like that,[br]or is it that?
00:29:55.20,00:29:57.76
You know,[br]you and me got a real problem.
00:29:57.84,00:30:00.80
You know, Harry,[br]there are only, uh...
00:30:00.88,00:30:03.84
fiive words I wanna hear[br]from you right now.
00:30:03.88,00:30:08.16
And those words are: "You know, A.J.,[br]I really look up to you.
00:30:08.24,00:30:10.72
"You've been a hero of mine[br]for a long time, and...
00:30:10.80,00:30:14.08
I'm very impressed with your work;[br]I'm emotionally closed off."
00:30:14.12,00:30:16.16
That's like--[br]that's like 11 words or somethin'.
00:30:16.20,00:30:21.08
You know what? How about just,[br]"A.J., I'm sorry, and-- and I love ya."
00:30:21.12,00:30:23.52
You know, A.J.,[br]there's not a job on the planet...
00:30:23.56,00:30:25.64
that I want you[br]to work with me on.
00:30:27.68,00:30:29.52
I mean that.
00:30:30.80,00:30:34.72
So what are you doin' here?[br]Harry, what's the job?
00:30:37.12,00:30:39.12
- Big Daddy![br]- What's up, baby?
00:30:39.20,00:30:41.20
Yeah, big Bear.[br]What's up? What's up?
00:30:43.96,00:30:47.12
What's up, Harry?[br]Did NASA fiind oil on Uranus, man?
00:30:54.92,00:30:58.24
None of you have to go.[br]We can all just sit here on Earth...
00:30:58.28,00:31:02.96
wait for this big rock to crash into it,[br]kill everything and everybody we know.
00:31:04.68,00:31:08.68
The United States government[br]just asked us to save the world.
00:31:08.76,00:31:12.48
- Anybody wanna say no?[br]- Twenty years--
00:31:12.56,00:31:16.64
haven't turned ya down once,[br]not about to start now.
00:31:16.68,00:31:21.00
- I'm there.[br]- Guess I can't let you[br]go up there alone.
00:31:21.08,00:31:22.80
I'm with you.
00:31:22.88,00:31:25.60
I mean, this is--[br]this is historic.
00:31:25.64,00:31:28.80
Guys, this is[br]like deep blue hero stuff.
00:31:28.84,00:31:33.12
- Of course I'm in.[br]- While I don't share his enthusiasm...
00:31:33.16,00:31:37.20
you know me-- beam me up, Scotty.
00:31:37.28,00:31:40.00
- You all right, Max?[br]- l-I don't-- l-I don't--
00:31:42.48,00:31:44.68
Whatever you think.
00:31:44.76,00:31:48.16
- What about you?[br]- I'm in.
00:31:48.20,00:31:50.08
All right, then.
00:31:51.56,00:31:53.88
We go.
00:31:53.92,00:31:57.16
I don't mean to be the materialistic[br]weasel of this group, but...
00:31:57.24,00:31:59.40
you think we'll get[br]hazard pay out of this?
00:31:59.48,00:32:01.92
If you're trying to make me feel better[br]about this scenario, give it up.
00:32:01.96,00:32:05.80
To tell you the truth, I'm kind of[br]encouraged. This guy Chick here was[br]an Air Force commando for six years.
00:32:05.88,00:32:09.32
We got robbery, assault,[br]arrest, resisting arrest.
00:32:09.40,00:32:12.60
We got a collection agent[br]for the mob. Two of these guys[br]have done serious time.
00:32:12.64,00:32:14.88
-Look, they're the best at what they do.[br]-So am I.
00:32:14.92,00:32:16.80
And I'm not[br]so optimistic.
00:32:16.84,00:32:19.84
We spend $250 billion[br]a year on defence.
00:32:19.92,00:32:22.40
And here we are. The fate[br]of the planet is in the hands...
00:32:22.44,00:32:25.00
of a bunch of retards I wouldn't[br]trust with a potato gun.
00:32:29.20,00:32:32.36
- So what's the verdict?[br]- They'll do it.
00:32:32.44,00:32:36.00
- They've made a few requests though.[br]- Such as?
00:32:37.64,00:32:39.52
Just a few things here, uh--
00:32:42.92,00:32:45.88
Nothing really big, just--[br]Well, as an example--
00:32:45.92,00:32:51.36
Uh, Oscar here's got some[br]outstanding parking tickets.[br]Wants 'em wiped off his record.
00:32:51.44,00:32:54.88
- Fifty-six tickets in seven states.[br]- I'll tell him, Oscar. I got it.
00:32:54.92,00:32:57.80
- Okay.[br]- Uh, Noonan's got two women friends...
00:32:57.88,00:33:00.88
that he'd like to see made[br]American citizens, no questions asked.
00:33:00.96,00:33:05.28
Max would like you to bring back[br]eight track tapes.
00:33:05.36,00:33:09.20
Not sure if that's gonna work,[br]but let's see what else.
00:33:09.28,00:33:14.20
Chick wants a full week's Emperor's[br]Package at Caesar's Palace, um--
00:33:15.20,00:33:17.92
Hey, you guys wouldn't[br]be able to tell us who[br]actually killed Kennedy, would ya?
00:33:21.92,00:33:25.12
Uh, Bear would like to stay[br]at the...
00:33:26.32,00:33:28.36
White Horse, the--
00:33:28.44,00:33:30.88
White House.[br]White House.
00:33:30.96,00:33:35.84
White House. Yeah, he'd like[br]to stay in the Lincoln Bedroom[br]of the White House for the summer.
00:33:35.88,00:33:39.20
- Stuff like that.[br]- Sure, I think we can, uh...
00:33:39.28,00:33:42.72
take care of some of that.
00:33:42.76,00:33:44.64
Harry!
00:33:46.04,00:33:49.12
Yeah, one more thing. Um--
00:33:49.20,00:33:52.36
None of them wanna[br]pay taxes again.
00:33:54.08,00:33:56.76
Ever.
00:34:01.96,00:34:04.64
Who's that for?[br]Mr Ed?
00:34:04.72,00:34:08.40
You stick that in me, I'm gonna[br]stab you in the heart with it.[br]You ever see Pulp Fiction?
00:34:08.48,00:34:13.12
Oh, say can you see
00:34:15.16,00:34:17.76
We're losin' him,[br]we're losin' him. Clear! Kaboom!
00:34:17.80,00:34:20.68
- Freddie, you all right?[br]- Does this look okay to you?
00:34:20.76,00:34:24.80
- Does this look okay?[br]- It's not all bad. It's kinda tingly.
00:34:24.88,00:34:27.24
Mr Chapel, you're next!
00:34:27.32,00:34:30.12
Oh, gee, lady,[br]I just came here to drill.
00:34:30.20,00:34:32.04
Oh, so did I.
00:34:35.24,00:34:37.28
Your triglycerides[br]are way high...
00:34:37.32,00:34:40.00
and your bad cholesterol[br]is shockingly bad.
00:34:40.08,00:34:43.12
- Tell ya to lay off[br]those pork rinds, Pooh Bear.[br]- Yeah, pork rind this.
00:34:43.20,00:34:46.48
Pork rinds this![br]Yeah!
00:34:46.56,00:34:48.40
Take it off, baby!
00:34:50.68,00:34:53.32
Well, at least[br]they're in good spirits.
00:34:56.36,00:35:00.00
Piece of cake.[br]Look, you wanna compare brain pans?
00:35:00.04,00:35:02.76
I won the Westinghouse Prize[br]when I was 12. Big deal.
00:35:02.84,00:35:06.68
Published at 19. So what? I got[br]a double doctorate from M.I.T. at 22.
00:35:06.72,00:35:10.00
Chemistry and geology.[br]I taught at Princeton for 2 1/2 years.
00:35:10.08,00:35:14.16
You know, I think this might be[br]the most uncomfortable room[br]I've ever been in in my life.
00:35:14.24,00:35:17.16
Why do I do this? Because the money's[br]good, the scenery changes...
00:35:17.24,00:35:19.56
and they let me use[br]explosives, okay?
00:35:19.64,00:35:22.28
Okay, you wanna be[br]all psychological with me, that's fiine.
00:35:22.36,00:35:24.44
I'll tell you one thing[br]that really drives me nuts...
00:35:24.48,00:35:28.28
is people who think that Jethro Tull[br]is just a person in the band.
00:35:28.32,00:35:30.20
Who is Jethro Tull?
00:35:30.24,00:35:34.36
My favourite dish is haggis--[br]heart, lungs, liver.
00:35:34.40,00:35:39.08
You shove that all in a sheep's stomach,[br]then you boil it.[br]That'll put some hair on your ass.
00:35:39.16,00:35:42.44
I am not crazy. I'm just[br]a little emotional right now, okay?
00:35:42.52,00:35:45.12
You all throwin' all this stuff[br]at me, man. Look-- get-- I mean--
00:35:45.20,00:35:47.60
After this is over, could l, like,[br]get a hug from you or somethin'?
00:35:49.96,00:35:51.84
Okay, Cyclops lady's[br]startin' to bug me.
00:35:51.88,00:35:54.76
- Can you handle it?[br]- I mean, I can handle what I'm,[br]you know, I'm gonna do.
00:35:54.84,00:35:56.68
I can handle that, but I don't know[br]if I can handle this room.
00:35:56.76,00:35:58.60
Woman with large breasts.
00:36:01.24,00:36:04.08
- Woman with medium breasts.[br]- Here's Harry givin' me a hard time.
00:36:04.16,00:36:06.52
And, uh, this is Harry tellin' me[br]it's not good enough.
00:36:06.56,00:36:10.00
And, uh, this is Harry tellin' me[br]I can't marry his daughter.[br]Thanks a lot. I appreciate it.
00:36:10.08,00:36:12.80
Just let it out.
00:36:12.84,00:36:16.28
I suffered a major head injury[br]when I was in high school.
00:36:16.32,00:36:18.56
This one looks like you...[br]with breasts.
00:36:18.60,00:36:20.68
Yeah, I can handle it.[br]Yeah, I can handle it.
00:36:21.96,00:36:26.04
A home run! The Cubs win[br]the World Series!
00:36:27.68,00:36:30.88
Fail. Fail.[br]Depressively fail.
00:36:30.96,00:36:33.92
One toxicology analysis[br]revealed ketamine.
00:36:34.00,00:36:37.76
- That is a very powerful sedative.[br]- Sedatives are used[br]all the time, Doctor.
00:36:37.84,00:36:39.76
Well, this one's used on horses.
00:36:41.28,00:36:43.20
Some of these guys[br]are pretty big.
00:36:43.24,00:36:45.60
It would normally take 18 months[br]to psychologically prepare...
00:36:45.64,00:36:48.08
prescreen viable subjects[br]for space travel.
00:36:48.16,00:36:53.24
- We have seen evidence of a wide[br]variety of territorial aggression.[br]- Can they physically survive the trip?
00:36:53.28,00:36:58.16
- That's all I need to know here, okay?[br]- Personally, I don't know how[br]they survived the tests.
00:37:02.96,00:37:04.88
Talk about the wrong stuff.
00:37:08.84,00:37:10.96
Good morning.[br]I'm Colonel Willie Sharp.
00:37:11.04,00:37:13.68
In addition to flying one of[br]the X-71 teams to that rock...
00:37:13.76,00:37:17.76
my job is to train you how to deal[br]with the mental and physical[br]rigors of working in space...
00:37:17.80,00:37:21.28
so you don't freak out[br]on the asteroid.
00:37:21.36,00:37:24.68
United States astronauts[br]train for years.
00:37:24.76,00:37:26.60
You have 12 days.
00:37:26.68,00:37:28.96
Do we have any intelligent questions[br]before we get started?
00:37:30.60,00:37:34.72
- What's an X-71?[br]- You're the fiirst civilians[br]to ever see her.
00:37:36.12,00:37:38.08
We call 'em the X-71s.
00:37:38.16,00:37:40.64
It's a top secret joint venture[br]with the Air Force.
00:37:40.68,00:37:43.60
She and her sister ship at Vandenberg[br]are leaving tomorrow[br]for launch prep in Florida...
00:37:43.68,00:37:45.24
but I thought[br]you oughta take a look.
00:37:45.32,00:37:48.28
The two shuttles going up are[br]the Freedom and the Independence.
00:37:48.32,00:37:51.60
Her titanium alloy impenetrable skin[br]covers the toughest, meanest...
00:37:51.68,00:37:54.60
most sophisticated space vehicle[br]man has ever made.
00:37:54.68,00:37:57.04
Okay, Air Force Colonel Davis,[br]NASA pilot Tucker...
00:37:57.12,00:37:58.96
will command the shuttle[br]Independence.
00:37:59.04,00:38:02.56
Air Force Colonel Sharp,[br]NASA pilot Watts, shuttle Freedom.
00:38:02.60,00:38:06.76
Munitions specialist Gruber and Halsey[br]will supervise the nuclear ordnance.
00:38:06.84,00:38:10.00
Anyway, uh, I just thought, uh--
00:38:10.08,00:38:12.16
thought you guys should meet.
00:38:14.76,00:38:18.44
Gentlemen, welcome to our weightless[br]environmental training facility.
00:38:25.56,00:38:28.36
So we're going swimming on this[br]asteroid? Is that what this is for?
00:38:28.44,00:38:32.24
Here at downtown NASA,[br]we call this the "Monster Armadillo."
00:38:32.32,00:38:36.56
Gonna be retrofiitted[br]with your drilling arm. She'll turn[br]800 turbo horses in near zero gravity.
00:38:36.64,00:38:40.48
Mind if we take a look at her now?[br]All these rubber hoses gotta go, Max.[br]Count 'em up.
00:38:40.56,00:38:43.52
Make sure it's[br]short-throw shiftin'.
00:38:43.56,00:38:47.04
Quincy![br]Somebody tell me what this is.
00:38:47.12,00:38:51.04
Plastic ice cream scoop?[br]What'd that cost? About $400?
00:38:51.08,00:38:55.84
This is about the sorriest group[br]of people I've seen in all[br]my entire military career.
00:38:55.88,00:38:58.80
Your space flight's gonna be[br]a brutal assault on your senses.
00:38:58.88,00:39:03.04
I'm here to give you a taste[br]of that. NASA's got some of[br]the fiinest pilots in the world.
00:39:03.08,00:39:06.08
They're gonna be suckin' your eyes[br]into the back of your heads.
00:39:07.36,00:39:09.92
Go easy on me, okay?[br]It's my fiirst time.
00:39:09.96,00:39:12.80
I just wanna seriously say[br]I have a small fear of flying.
00:39:14.80,00:39:16.72
I'm gonna twist ya.
00:39:20.00,00:39:22.24
- And I'm gonna flip ya.[br]- What's the matter with you?
00:39:23.52,00:39:25.92
Frap your body[br]till your bones hurt.
00:39:25.96,00:39:28.88
When you squeal, I'm just[br]gonna go faster and harder.
00:39:28.96,00:39:32.48
No, take me down!
00:39:33.56,00:39:36.16
- How's the rest of the crew?[br]- Well, uh--
00:39:36.20,00:39:38.72
Sorry about the rib chunks[br]all over your dashboard.
00:39:40.88,00:39:43.24
Don't forget:[br]We gotta X-ray all these--
00:39:43.32,00:39:46.52
- If you had to say, who would you say?[br]- I don't know, Oscar.[br]Who do you think you are?
00:39:46.56,00:39:49.92
- Han Solo.[br]- No. If anybody's anybody, I'm Han.
00:39:50.00,00:39:51.84
And you're--[br]you're Chewbacca.
00:39:51.92,00:39:54.64
Chewie? Have you even[br]seen Star Wars?
00:39:54.72,00:39:57.12
All right, men, let's go.[br]Step it up.
00:40:01.64,00:40:05.72
Neil Armstrong, 1969,[br]bouncing on the moon.
00:40:05.76,00:40:08.84
He's bouncing because there's[br]less gravity up there than on Earth.
00:40:08.92,00:40:12.44
This will be similar[br]to the asteroid, so watch it.
00:40:12.48,00:40:14.96
Something gets launched off[br]that asteroid with enough force...
00:40:15.04,00:40:17.32
it's gonna keep on going[br]right into outer space.
00:40:17.40,00:40:20.96
What is the deal?[br]Is it just me, or is Watts really hot?
00:40:21.00,00:40:22.88
Yeah.
00:40:22.92,00:40:26.64
So we have these new generation suits[br]with directional accelerant thrusters.
00:40:26.72,00:40:28.56
- You won't bounce like Neil Armstrong.[br]- Yeah, think so?
00:40:28.64,00:40:30.24
- Bear![br]- Yes?
00:40:30.32,00:40:33.28
- Do we have a problem?[br]- No.
00:40:33.32,00:40:37.20
'Cause I'm trying to describe[br]to you how these D.A.T.s[br]keep your ass on the ground...
00:40:37.28,00:40:39.44
so that if I were to kick you[br]in the balls...
00:40:39.52,00:40:42.16
and you don't know how to work them,[br]what happens to you?
00:40:42.24,00:40:44.68
- I float away.[br]- Yeah.
00:40:44.76,00:40:47.52
And, uh, when do we[br]start training for that?
00:40:47.60,00:40:49.92
Gentlemen, I'll give you 30 seconds[br]to put your helmets on...
00:40:49.96,00:40:52.20
then the oxygen will be sucked[br]out of this vacuum...
00:40:52.28,00:40:54.56
and you will know what it's like[br]to be in space.
00:40:54.60,00:40:56.20
Go!
00:40:56.28,00:40:59.52
Depressed in 30 seconds.
00:40:59.60,00:41:01.60
Main valves have been activated.
00:41:01.64,00:41:04.88
Vacuum P.S.I.s are open.
00:41:19.48,00:41:21.32
Okay, gentlemen,[br]so here's the flight plan.
00:41:21.40,00:41:24.04
Now, let's keep the laughter to[br]a minimum. I know this is not to scale.
00:41:24.12,00:41:29.04
Both shuttles will take off[br]Tuesday at 6:30 p.m.
00:41:29.12,00:41:30.96
Now, 67 minutes later...
00:41:31.04,00:41:35.24
you're gonna dock with the Russian space[br]station to meet cosmonaut Andropov...
00:41:35.32,00:41:38.24
who will refuel the shuttles[br]with liquid O2.
00:41:38.28,00:41:40.80
That's your fuel.[br]Then you'll release...
00:41:40.88,00:41:43.56
and take a 60-hour trip[br]toward the moon.
00:41:43.64,00:41:47.32
Now, we only have one shot[br]of landing on this rock...
00:41:47.36,00:41:51.04
and that's precisely when[br]the asteroid passes by the moon.
00:41:51.12,00:41:53.92
You'll then use lunar gravity[br]and burn your thrusters...
00:41:54.00,00:41:57.28
slingshotting you[br]around the moon...
00:41:57.36,00:41:59.68
coming up behind the asteroid.
00:41:59.72,00:42:02.88
- You'll be upward of 11 Gs.[br]- Yeah, I remember this one.
00:42:02.96,00:42:06.24
It's where the, uh, the coyote[br]sat his ass down in a slingshot...
00:42:06.28,00:42:08.16
then he strapped himself[br]to an Acme rocket.
00:42:08.20,00:42:11.04
- Is-Is that what we're doin' here?[br]- Rockhound.
00:42:11.12,00:42:13.92
- No, no, really, because it didn't[br]work out too well for the coyote, Harry.[br]- Hey, Rock.
00:42:13.96,00:42:18.24
- Remember that one?[br]- Well, actually, we have a lot better[br]rockets than the coyote.
00:42:20.00,00:42:24.00
Now, when you've fiinished[br]your Road Runner thrust move...
00:42:24.08,00:42:27.76
you'll be moving[br]at 22,500 miles per hour.
00:42:27.84,00:42:30.48
Coming around behind the asteroid,[br]where we're hoping...
00:42:30.56,00:42:32.84
that the tail debris'll be[br]cleared by the moon's gravity.
00:42:32.92,00:42:35.04
And you'll land right here.[br]That's it.
00:42:35.12,00:42:39.28
We got separate landing sites[br]for each team. Softest parts[br]of the rock as we can fiigure.
00:42:39.36,00:42:43.00
At NASA, we don't take chances.[br]We double up on everything.
00:42:43.04,00:42:45.64
First team[br]that hits 800 feet wins.
00:42:45.72,00:42:49.60
Now this rock is big, it's dense, it's[br]got some gravity. You can walk around.
00:42:49.64,00:42:52.08
But use your thrusters[br]so you can work easier.
00:42:52.16,00:42:56.16
Okay, Mr Truman, let's say that[br]we actually do land on this.
00:42:56.20,00:42:58.24
What's it gonna be like[br]up there?
00:42:58.32,00:43:01.44
Two hundred degrees in the sunlight.[br]Minus 200 in the shade.
00:43:01.48,00:43:06.16
Canyons of razor-sharp rock.[br]Unpredictable gravitational conditions.
00:43:06.24,00:43:09.32
Unexpected eruptions.[br]Things like that.
00:43:09.40,00:43:12.56
Okay, so the scariest[br]environment imaginable. Thanks.
00:43:12.64,00:43:14.56
That's all you gotta say:[br]scariest environment imaginable.
00:43:14.60,00:43:18.08
Okay, so you drill,[br]you drop the nuke, and you leave.
00:43:18.12,00:43:22.76
Now, here's the key: You're gonna[br]remote detonate the bomb...
00:43:22.84,00:43:27.04
before the asteroid[br]passes this plane-- Zero Barrier.
00:43:27.12,00:43:30.76
You do that, and the remaining[br]pieces of rock...
00:43:30.84,00:43:33.96
should be deflected enough[br]to pass right by us.
00:43:34.04,00:43:36.48
Now, if the bomb explodes[br]after Zero Barrier--
00:43:40.16,00:43:41.24
game's over.
00:43:41.28,00:43:43.64
Paul, this is Houston.[br]Fire your rockets.
00:43:44.84,00:43:48.16
- Okay, your rockets are maximum.[br]Beautiful boost.[br]- Oscar!
00:43:48.20,00:43:50.44
Hey, Harry. Hey, how's it goin'?
00:43:50.52,00:43:53.20
- Have you seen Grace?[br]-Yeah, she's over in the hangar[br]with A.J.
00:43:53.28,00:43:56.32
Harry, wait a second. Did you say Grace?[br]Okay, I thought you said Bear.
00:44:32.48,00:44:34.32
Will you marry me?
00:44:47.68,00:44:49.52
Grace is old enough[br]to vote, Harry.
00:44:49.60,00:44:52.48
She's old enough to have a drink or[br]get married if she wants, get a divorce.
00:44:52.52,00:44:55.56
Let me tell you something, fellas. When[br]I get back, when we get this job done...
00:44:55.64,00:44:57.48
I will deal with this[br]in my own way.
00:44:57.56,00:44:59.64
Come on, Harry. It's not like[br]I'm rootin' for A.J. here.
00:44:59.68,00:45:01.92
- I'm just sayin',[br]Grace is not a little girl any more.[br]- Hey, Rock, you know, wait a minute.
00:45:02.00,00:45:05.40
Let me get a pencil and[br]a piece of paper. I wanna jot down[br]all your pearls of wisdom here.
00:45:05.44,00:45:08.80
Get serious, Harry. Come on. While we're[br]off trottin' the globe, hunting mud...
00:45:08.88,00:45:11.52
Gracie grew up to become[br]a full-blown hottie, you know?
00:45:11.56,00:45:14.00
- Harry, she is fully hot. She is--[br]- She's a babe.
00:45:14.08,00:45:17.56
Max, Max, okay. You're talkin'[br]about my little girl, all right?
00:45:17.60,00:45:19.84
I think I know[br]who and what she is, okay?
00:45:19.88,00:45:23.64
Okay, but Harry, all we're sayin' is,[br]we're talkin' about a kid who's[br]comin' into her own right now.
00:45:23.68,00:45:28.20
And she's gettin' curious about her body[br]and she's exploring her sexuality.[br]And you know what?
00:45:28.28,00:45:30.40
- Oscar.[br]- That's a natural thing.
00:45:30.48,00:45:33.92
You are about fiive minutes older than[br]Grace is. Why should I listen to you?
00:45:34.00,00:45:37.92
And I know what it feels like to have[br]your hormones pullin' you in just, you[br]know, a thousand different directions.
00:45:37.96,00:45:41.48
- You don't know which end is up.[br]- Yo, Harry, no disrespect, man,[br]but we all helped to raise her.
00:45:41.56,00:45:45.76
- So, in part, we all feel[br]like a bunch of daddies here.[br]- That's true.
00:45:45.80,00:45:50.56
I'll be damned if I worked all[br]these years so my little girl[br]can marry a roughneck.
00:45:52.60,00:45:55.04
She's better than that.
00:45:55.12,00:45:57.36
Better than all of us.
00:46:04.56,00:46:08.32
Harry, just sit back, relax.[br]I'm gonna put on a little[br]free Armadillo driving clinic for ya.
00:46:08.36,00:46:10.48
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey![br]Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:46:16.80,00:46:22.20
Two shuttle teams. A.J.'ll be[br]running the drill team with Oscar,[br]Bear and Noonan on the Independence.
00:46:22.24,00:46:25.44
I'll run the drill team on Freedom[br]with Chick, Rockhound and Max.
00:46:25.48,00:46:28.08
Once we land, we'll have[br]eight hours to get the job done.
00:46:28.16,00:46:32.08
In order to split this rock[br]on the fault line,[br]we're gonna have to drill to 800 feet.
00:46:32.16,00:46:36.36
Let's get our game faces on.[br]Now it's time for underwater simulation.
00:46:37.32,00:46:40.52
Come on, Independence. Keep it up.[br]Let's go. We're the younger team here.
00:46:40.60,00:46:43.68
We're the varsity team.[br]Take it to 11,000.
00:46:43.76,00:46:46.56
Okay, gentlemen, we're gonna[br]trick 'em up. My computer[br]will simulate a gas pocket...
00:46:46.64,00:46:50.88
at 625 feet and then[br]hard iron ferrite at 635.
00:46:50.96,00:46:54.60
I'm gonna draw up some more O2 in.[br]We're takin' her up.
00:46:54.68,00:46:57.28
- I'm givin' it more torque right now.[br]- All right, lookin' good, Bear.
00:46:57.32,00:46:59.84
Clamp it down. Watch your time,[br]Independence team.
00:46:59.92,00:47:01.92
Thanks, Harry. Would you mind[br]lettin' me run my own team?
00:47:01.96,00:47:04.04
You're gonna blow the tranny, A.J.[br]Slow it down, baby.
00:47:04.12,00:47:06.48
Take it easy, Bear.[br]Just relax. She can handle it.
00:47:06.56,00:47:11.56
A.J., you're at 600 feet.[br]Your pipe is long.[br]Let's back the R.P.M.s down to 8,000.
00:47:11.64,00:47:14.40
- We don't have time for 8,000![br]- A.J., take it back down.
00:47:14.48,00:47:16.68
You're gonna snap the pipe.[br]I don't wanna blow this transmission.
00:47:16.76,00:47:18.80
- Damn it, 11,000.[br]- Slow it down, A.J.
00:47:18.88,00:47:21.92
Bear, come on.[br]Get on our team for a little bit.
00:47:22.00,00:47:25.44
- Whoa, space cowboy.[br]- Harry, are you listenin' to this?[br]- Yeah, I'm listenin', Bear.
00:47:25.52,00:47:27.60
Harry? You don't work for Harry[br]any more, okay?
00:47:27.68,00:47:30.40
Out there you gotta listen to me.[br]When we're on that rock,[br]you gotta do what I say.
00:47:30.48,00:47:33.44
Now send more to the turbine.[br]I'm throttling up to 11,000.
00:47:33.52,00:47:36.00
A.J., back it off.[br]You're gonna blow the transmission.
00:47:36.08,00:47:38.88
Hey, Harry, would you let me[br]run my team, please?
00:47:38.92,00:47:41.36
-R.P.M.s are at red line.[br]-Bear, goddam it, I know what I'm doing.
00:47:41.44,00:47:43.96
Come on. She can handle this.[br]She'll be fiine. Trust me.
00:47:44.00,00:47:47.08
- A.J., back the R--[br]- Transmission overload.[br]- Number one transmission is down.
00:47:47.16,00:47:50.96
Oh, son of a-- The computer's wrong,[br]and you know that.
00:47:51.04,00:47:54.24
- We did the right thing.[br]- We're gonna restart the simulation.
00:47:54.28,00:47:57.20
If you wanna replace a member[br]of the crew, now is the time.
00:47:57.28,00:48:00.32
I'll take care of this.[br]Get him out of the tank, Chick.
00:48:04.04,00:48:06.76
- You wanna go home?[br]Is that it? You wanna be fiired?[br]- No, I don't.
00:48:06.84,00:48:08.96
- My crew was doing the right thing.[br]- Your crew?
00:48:09.00,00:48:11.68
- Yeah.[br]- Your crew just blew[br]the transmission, A.J.!
00:48:11.72,00:48:15.76
Listen, that NASA computer is just[br]playin' it safe. The machine you built,[br]the rig, could do it.
00:48:15.84,00:48:17.92
Shut up.Just shut up![br]Shut your mouth!
00:48:17.96,00:48:21.84
Those men in that room[br]have zero tolerance[br]for showin' off, hot doggin'...
00:48:21.92,00:48:25.76
goin' by your gut instinct or[br]you tryin' to be a hero, you got that?
00:48:25.84,00:48:28.08
- Say the words, A.J.![br]- I got it!
00:48:28.16,00:48:31.04
- I want my men to have[br]tomorrow night off.[br]- What do you mean "off"?
00:48:31.08,00:48:34.80
I mean, off. Out of here. For at least[br]ten hours. Then we'll go to Kennedy.
00:48:34.88,00:48:39.12
Well, there's no possible way we can[br]do that, Harry. There's a potentially[br]huge security risk. What if they talk?
00:48:39.20,00:48:42.16
- What if they get hurt?[br]- What if they're too burned out[br]to do the right thing?
00:48:42.24,00:48:44.64
What if they get up there,[br]and they forget what[br]they're fiighting for?
00:48:44.68,00:48:47.20
You see what's goin' on up there.[br]These boys are ready to snap.
00:48:47.24,00:48:49.40
They didn't ask to be here.[br]They got pulled off the street.
00:48:49.44,00:48:51.96
For all we know, tomorrow night could be[br]the last night they ever see Earth.
00:48:52.00,00:48:54.16
I don't think it's too much to ask to[br]let 'em spend it with their families.
00:48:54.24,00:48:56.64
- Well, listen, there's[br]no possible way we can do that.[br]- You got family, Colonel?
00:48:56.72,00:49:01.40
- Two girls.[br]- Wouldn't you like to spend tomorrow[br]night with your little girls?
00:49:01.44,00:49:04.00
I'm not askin' ya.[br]I'm tellin' ya.
00:49:04.08,00:49:06.36
Make this happen.
00:49:14.40,00:49:17.76
This is a pretty big loan.[br]Why don't you count the cash?
00:49:17.80,00:49:19.68
Nah, this looks like[br]100 grand to me.
00:49:19.72,00:49:23.20
I'm givin' you this at 60 percent.[br]I hope you know what you're doin'...
00:49:23.28,00:49:25.44
because I'll bust your head[br]with a sledgehammer.
00:49:25.48,00:49:28.04
- You'll get your money back.[br]- You don't look too healthy.
00:49:28.12,00:49:30.52
You're not gonna die on me,[br]are ya?
00:49:30.56,00:49:34.56
Let's just say,[br]no more than you are. Thanks, Vic.
00:49:58.96,00:50:02.68
Don't Wanna close my eyes
00:50:02.76,00:50:05.32
I don't Wanna fall asleep
00:50:05.36,00:50:07.36
'C.ause I'd miss you, baby
00:50:07.44,00:50:11.28
- And I don't Wanna miss a thing[br]- You know what I was thinkin'?[br]- What?
00:50:13.04,00:50:16.76
l-I really don't think that the[br]animal cracker qualifiies as a cracker.
00:50:16.84,00:50:19.48
- Why?[br]- Well, 'cause it's sweet,[br]which to me suggests cookie.
00:50:19.56,00:50:23.60
And, you know, putting cheese[br]on something is sort of[br]the defiining characteristic...
00:50:23.64,00:50:25.92
of what makes a cracker[br]a cracker.
00:50:26.00,00:50:27.84
I don't know why[br]I thought of that. I just--
00:50:27.92,00:50:30.40
Baby, you have[br]such sweet pillow talk.
00:50:30.48,00:50:34.68
I got a little animal cracker, Discovery[br]Channel thing happenin' right here.
00:50:34.76,00:50:38.48
Watch the gazelle[br]as he grazes through the open plains.
00:50:40.24,00:50:44.00
Now look[br]as the cheetah approaches.
00:50:44.08,00:50:46.72
Watch[br]as he stalks his prey.
00:50:46.80,00:50:49.48
Now, the gazelle's[br]a little spooked...
00:50:49.52,00:50:54.08
and he could head north[br]to the ample sustenance...
00:50:54.16,00:50:56.88
provided by[br]the mountainous peaks above.
00:50:59.64,00:51:01.52
He could go south.
00:51:02.96,00:51:06.80
The gazelle now faces man's[br]most perilous question:
00:51:07.92,00:51:11.00
north, or...
00:51:11.08,00:51:13.20
south?
00:51:13.24,00:51:17.36
Way down under.
00:51:19.92,00:51:21.76
Tune in next week.
00:51:23.36,00:51:26.12
Baby...
00:51:26.16,00:51:28.40
do you think it's possible[br]that anyone else in the world...
00:51:28.44,00:51:33.20
is doing this very same thing[br]at this very same moment?
00:51:33.24,00:51:35.44
I hope so.
00:51:35.52,00:51:38.16
Otherwise, what the hell[br]are we tryin' to save?
00:51:43.68,00:51:46.96
Don't Wanna close my eyes
00:51:47.04,00:51:51.44
I don't Wanna ffall asleep[br]'cause I'd miss you, baby
00:51:51.52,00:51:55.04
And I don't Wanna miss a thing
00:51:59.32,00:52:01.60
Hey.
00:52:03.28,00:52:07.80
- What are you doing here?[br]- I was just passin' by on the, uh--
00:52:07.88,00:52:09.88
I came--
00:52:13.92,00:52:17.92
- Who's he?[br]- That man's a salesman.
00:52:18.00,00:52:20.08
Would you go inside?
00:52:23.64,00:52:26.00
Thank you.
00:52:27.44,00:52:29.68
He got big.
00:52:31.80,00:52:34.80
You can't come around like this.
00:52:34.88,00:52:38.32
The court says you can't.[br]It confuses him.
00:52:38.36,00:52:41.08
No, I know. I just--
00:52:41.16,00:52:45.36
I wanted to say[br]that I'm sorry...
00:52:45.44,00:52:49.20
about everything, and...
00:52:49.28,00:52:51.48
I got somethin' comin' up.
00:52:51.56,00:52:55.92
It's something kinda big.[br]You just might be proud of me.
00:52:56.00,00:52:59.00
Would you do somethin' for me?[br]Would you just give him this?
00:52:59.08,00:53:02.96
You don't have to-- You don't have to[br]tell him who it's from.Just--
00:54:28.64,00:54:31.04
Everybody talkin'about[br]What it is, What it ain't
00:54:31.08,00:54:33.12
Kiss on the devil[br]and you piss offff a saint
00:54:33.20,00:54:35.80
But it can't be love[br]iff you don't have to craWI
00:54:35.84,00:54:38.88
You say you don't need nothin'[br]but you got to have it all
00:54:38.96,00:54:42.40
- Come back here![br]- Hey, Noonan, you need ten grand?
00:54:42.44,00:54:44.68
- Yeah.[br]- We gotta put[br]these girls through college.
00:54:44.76,00:54:48.56
- I love this astronaut stuff.[br]- All right![br]- Good work if you can get it.
00:54:48.64,00:54:51.12
Yeah, I'm just in town doin'[br]a little astronaut training.
00:54:51.20,00:54:53.76
Ooh! Astronauta.
00:54:53.84,00:54:56.16
Ah, si.[br]I'm a mission specialist.
00:54:56.24,00:54:59.56
- Yes, and what's that mean?[br]- I don't know.
00:55:01.88,00:55:05.36
Hey! Who the hell[br]do you think you guys are?
00:55:05.44,00:55:09.80
- You're hoggin' all the action.[br]- Hey, pinhead. Why don't you[br]go fiind your own party?
00:55:09.88,00:55:13.16
- Why don't you spread the wealth, pal?[br]- Here. Why don't you go[br]buy yourself a neck?
00:55:13.24,00:55:15.84
Hey, Mr Clean!
00:55:18.28,00:55:20.48
- Man! Call NASA![br]- Get over there.
00:55:20.52,00:55:22.32
- They'll confiirm it! We're astronauts![br]- Yeah, yeah.
00:55:22.36,00:55:24.64
- Yeah, we're astronauts.[br]- Yeah, we're all astronauts.
00:55:24.72,00:55:27.16
You are so messing with national[br]security right now, man.
00:55:27.20,00:55:28.92
- Turn around.[br]- You are fiired tomorrow morning.
00:55:29.00,00:55:31.68
I'm telling ya.[br]I'll get the CIA and the FBI.
00:55:31.72,00:55:35.64
- You'll be working security at Toys[br]'R' Us. Oh, oh, baby. No, no. No, no![br]- Bye-bye, little astronaut.
00:55:35.68,00:55:37.20
- Oh, it's time to go now.[br]- Oh, don't leave, baby. No, no.
00:55:37.28,00:55:39.44
- You see, I'm goin' into space,[br]and I'm not comin' back.[br]- No, no, no.
00:55:43.72,00:55:47.52
-It's coming in at 30,000 miles an hour![br]-Give me a projected impact.
00:55:47.56,00:55:49.60
- East Asia, 11 minutes.[br]- We're gonna have to warn--
00:55:49.64,00:55:52.16
Warn who?[br]The entire South Pacifiic?
00:56:43.52,00:56:45.96
So the whole world knows.
00:56:47.52,00:56:50.72
Tell me you've never let[br]anybody down before.
00:56:50.76,00:56:53.84
I never quit yet.[br]How's that?
00:56:53.92,00:56:56.88
I guess that'll have to do.
00:56:56.96,00:56:59.28
You know somethin'?
00:56:59.36,00:57:01.72
I still remember the first,[br]middle and last name...
00:57:01.76,00:57:05.28
of every guy that qualified[br]for the astronaut programme[br]the first year I was here.
00:57:17.55,00:57:21.51
Thanks. I went[br]into the engineering programme.
00:57:21.55,00:57:25.27
Kinda had to.[br]But, boy, I wanted to go up there.
00:57:25.35,00:57:28.67
I wanted to be one of those guys[br]with a mission patch on my arm.
00:57:30.51,00:57:32.67
I tell you, I'd be on that shuttle[br]with you, Harry, if I could.
00:57:36.99,00:57:39.55
You don't want to be up in that shuttle[br]any more than I do.
00:57:50.07,00:57:51.83
Well, good luck in Florida tomorrow.
00:57:51.91,00:57:55.83
The death of 50,000 people in Shanghai[br]yesterday has rattled the na--
00:57:55.87,00:57:58.95
A French satellite has tracked[br]an object in space--
00:57:58.99,00:58:01.55
Sources are estimating[br]that the tidal wave was fiive--
00:58:01.63,00:58:03.47
This is CNN, live in Florida.
00:58:03.55,00:58:06.79
We have just learned that NASA[br]is on a full-scale military alert.
00:58:06.87,00:58:09.35
They're calling this[br]a global killer.
00:58:09.39,00:58:11.59
The government has been[br]very tight-lipped throughout this--
00:58:11.67,00:58:13.63
The Pentagon is getting involved[br]at this point with some kind...
00:58:13.67,00:58:17.03
of a project involving NASA[br]and perhaps a shuttle mission--
00:58:17.07,00:58:19.43
Senior Pentagon offiicials[br]refused comment...
00:58:19.51,00:58:23.75
adding fuel to the speculation that[br]there could be a very serious problem.
00:58:23.83,00:58:27.55
We have a special team of astronauts[br]that arrived in Florida this evening.
00:58:27.59,00:58:29.51
NASA's in emergency launch[br]preparation...
00:58:29.59,00:58:32.83
in cooperation with Russian, Japanese[br]and French space agencies...
00:58:32.87,00:58:35.71
on the most massive[br]joint space venture in history.
00:58:44.07,00:58:46.63
Gracie?
00:58:54.47,00:58:56.35
Got your note.
00:58:57.19,00:59:00.35
- What are you doing out here, honey?[br]- Um, just thinkin'.
00:59:01.51,00:59:04.35
- Yeah.[br]- l, um, want to apologize to you for--
00:59:04.39,00:59:07.47
Oh, no, Grace. Stop.[br]You don't have to apologize at all. l--
00:59:07.55,00:59:08.83
I sh--
00:59:10.79,00:59:14.51
I shouldn't have dragged you around[br]on all those oil rigs. I just--
00:59:15.75,00:59:18.15
I don't think that I did[br]the right thing with you.
00:59:18.19,00:59:19.43
- You're wrong.[br]- You see--
00:59:19.47,00:59:21.59
I love my life.
00:59:21.67,00:59:23.79
I love everything[br]about my life...
00:59:23.87,00:59:26.67
and I don't blame you[br]for my mother leaving.
00:59:28.87,00:59:30.51
She left us both.
00:59:31.87,00:59:34.19
And-And I love you.
00:59:34.27,00:59:37.51
And don't talk[br]like you're not comin' back.
00:59:38.35,00:59:40.35
Promise me that you'll come back.
00:59:41.79,00:59:44.55
- Okay.[br]- Say, "I promise."
00:59:46.11,00:59:47.75
I promise, Grace.
00:59:51.71,00:59:54.19
It's gonna be all right, Grace.
00:59:58.11,01:00:02.99
If it's not too much trouble, can you[br]please bring my fiiancé home with you?
01:00:03.07,01:00:04.75
Oh, Jesus.
01:00:14.63,01:00:16.11
The president will be[br]addressing the nation...
01:00:16.19,01:00:18.15
and all of you personally[br]within the hour.
01:00:45.07,01:00:47.39
Astronauts.
01:00:53.23,01:00:56.43
I'll see you[br]in a couple days, honey.
01:01:01.07,01:01:04.71
All my bags are packed
01:01:04.75,01:01:07.59
I'm ready to go
01:01:07.63,01:01:11.91
I'm standing here[br]outside your door
01:01:11.95,01:01:14.79
I hate to Wake you up
01:01:14.83,01:01:17.23
To say goodbye
01:01:17.31,01:01:21.51
So kiss me and smile ffor me
01:01:21.55,01:01:24.43
Let me knoW you'll Wait ffor me
01:01:24.51,01:01:29.11
Hold me like[br]you'll never let me go
01:01:29.19,01:01:32.27
'C.ause I'm leavin'
01:01:32.35,01:01:34.71
On a jet plane
01:01:34.79,01:01:36.99
Don't knoW[br]When I'll be back again
01:01:37.03,01:01:41.43
Leavin'on a jet plane
01:01:41.51,01:01:44.79
I don't knoW[br]When I'll be back again
01:01:44.87,01:01:48.31
- Leavin'on a jet plane[br]- Leavin'on a jet plane
01:01:48.39,01:01:51.67
I don't knoW[br]When I'll be back again
01:01:51.75,01:01:56.71
- Leavin'on a jet plane[br]- So, Truman, this is who you found[br]to save the planet.
01:01:56.75,01:01:58.99
- Don't knoW When I'll be back again[br]- Frost, you good to go?
01:01:59.07,01:02:01.99
-Mm-hmm. One-One sec.[br]-Leavin'on a jet plane[br]-That boy don't take anything seriously.
01:02:02.03,01:02:05.59
- Yeah. Reminds me of[br]a guy I used to know.[br]- Don't knoW When I'll be back again
01:02:05.67,01:02:09.15
Leavin'on a jet plane
01:02:09.19,01:02:11.87
- I don't knoW When I'll be back again[br]- I'm marrying you.
01:02:11.91,01:02:15.99
- Bet your ass you are.[br]- Leavin'on a jet plane
01:02:16.07,01:02:18.67
I don't knoW[br]When I'll be back again
01:02:33.75,01:02:36.07
I address you tonight...
01:02:36.15,01:02:39.11
not as the president[br]of the United States...
01:02:40.59,01:02:43.11
not as the leader of a country...
01:02:43.15,01:02:46.63
but as a citizen of humanity.
01:02:48.35,01:02:51.91
We are faced with the very gravest[br]of challenges.
01:02:53.03,01:02:57.75
The Bible calls this day Armageddon,[br]the end of all things.
01:02:58.91,01:03:03.15
And yet,[br]for the fiirst time...
01:03:03.23,01:03:07.75
in the history of the planet,[br]a species has the technology...
01:03:07.83,01:03:11.19
to prevent its own extinction.
01:03:11.27,01:03:15.11
All of you praying with us[br]need to know...
01:03:15.19,01:03:19.27
that everything that can be done[br]to prevent this disaster...
01:03:19.31,01:03:21.79
is being called into service.
01:03:24.07,01:03:27.59
The human thirst for excellence...
01:03:28.51,01:03:31.03
and knowledge...
01:03:31.11,01:03:35.23
every step[br]up the ladder of science...
01:03:35.27,01:03:39.23
every adventurous[br]reach into space...
01:03:39.27,01:03:43.23
all of our combined[br]modern technologies and imaginations...
01:03:43.27,01:03:47.07
even the wars that we've fought,[br]have provided us the tools...
01:03:47.11,01:03:49.47
to wage this terrible battle.
01:03:50.75,01:03:53.15
Through all the chaos[br]that is our history...
01:03:53.19,01:03:56.11
through all of the wrongs[br]and the discord...
01:03:56.19,01:03:57.99
through all of the pain[br]and suffering...
01:03:58.07,01:04:02.63
through all of our times[br]there is one thing...
01:04:02.67,01:04:05.31
- that has nourished our souls...[br]- Mom, that salesman's on TV.
01:04:05.35,01:04:07.99
and elevated our species[br]above its origins...
01:04:08.07,01:04:10.27
and that is our courage.
01:04:10.31,01:04:13.47
The dreams of an entire planet[br]are focused tonight...
01:04:13.51,01:04:16.95
on those 14 brave souls...
01:04:17.03,01:04:19.15
travelling into the heavens.
01:04:19.23,01:04:22.51
That man's not a salesman.[br]That's your daddy.
01:04:22.59,01:04:26.95
And may we all, citizens the world over,[br]see these events through.
01:04:28.03,01:04:31.55
Godspeed and good luck to you.
01:04:38.47,01:04:41.23
Freedom crew.[br]Independence crew.
01:04:45.79,01:04:49.07
- How you feelin'?[br]- Uh, good, you know.
01:04:49.15,01:04:53.19
I mean, considering I've never been this[br]scared in my entire life. l-- You know--
01:04:53.23,01:04:56.91
Listen, once you get up there,[br]you're gonna be on your own.
01:04:56.99,01:04:58.87
If anything should happen,[br]I just wanted--
01:04:58.95,01:05:02.35
I know, Harry. I'll, uh,[br]try not to disappoint you.
01:05:06.15,01:05:08.67
Take care of yourself, kid.
01:05:12.91,01:05:15.27
Freedom's on the bridge.
01:05:15.31,01:05:19.95
Attention in the ffiring room.[br]The oxidizer loading is complete.
01:05:20.03,01:05:23.31
- Independence on the bridge.[br]- Attention all personnel.
01:05:23.39,01:05:26.23
We are T minus tWo hours[br]to the programme goal.
01:05:34.79,01:05:36.75
- Hey, Harry.[br]- Yeah, Rock?
01:05:36.83,01:05:39.99
You know, we're sittin' on four million[br]pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon...
01:05:40.07,01:05:42.95
and a thing that has[br]270,000 moving parts...
01:05:43.03,01:05:45.19
built by the lowest bidder.
01:05:45.27,01:05:49.43
- Makes you feel good, doesn't it?[br]- Yeah.
01:05:51.35,01:05:53.87
- How ya doin', Oscar?[br]- Great.
01:05:53.95,01:05:56.19
- Yeah?[br]- I got that excited, scared feelin'--
01:05:56.23,01:05:59.27
like 98% excited, 2% scared.
01:05:59.31,01:06:03.19
Maybe it's more. It could be 2-- It[br]could be 98% percent scared, 2% excited.
01:06:03.27,01:06:08.79
But that's what makes it[br]so intense, is it's so confused.[br]I can't really fiigure it out.
01:06:08.87,01:06:11.19
Will you make mine really tight,[br]'cause I don't want to fall out.
01:06:11.27,01:06:14.51
- Yes, sir.[br]- I mean, almost to the point[br]of cutting off circulation.
01:06:14.59,01:06:17.99
- Ow.[br]- It must be a comfort to know...
01:06:18.07,01:06:21.51
that if the space programme[br]goes under you can always get a job[br]at Helga's House of Pain, huh?
01:06:21.67,01:06:24.87
- All right. Flight directors on[br]with the go/no-go for launch.[br]- Retro.
01:06:24.95,01:06:26.79
- Go flight.[br]- Booster.[br]- Go flight.
01:06:26.87,01:06:29.07
- Ecos.[br]- Go flight.[br]- Trajectory.[br]- Go flight.
01:06:29.15,01:06:31.71
- FIDO.[br]- Go flight.[br]- EVA.[br]- Go flight.
01:06:31.75,01:06:35.19
- CAPCOM Freedom.[br]- Go flight.[br]- CAPCOM Independence.[br]- Go flight.
01:06:35.23,01:06:38.55
All right, ladies and gentlemen,[br]it's pucker time.
01:06:38.63,01:06:42.63
Independence and Freedom,[br]this is Kennedy ffiring room.[br]We're T minus one minute.
01:06:42.67,01:06:46.39
All crew members,[br]close and lock your visors.
01:06:46.47,01:06:49.95
Independence, this is launch control.[br]Be advised, We're in a smooth count.
01:06:49.99,01:06:52.95
T minus 31 . You're go[br]for auto-sequence start.
01:06:53.03,01:06:55.91
B.L. T.s, perform[br]your A.D.U. pre-start.
01:06:55.99,01:07:00.71
Okay, gentlemen, you're our Warriors[br]up there. God be With you.
01:07:00.79,01:07:05.23
- You're already heroes.[br]Just sit back and enjoy the ride.[br]- F. T.D., We're clear to launch.
01:07:05.31,01:07:07.63
We're T minus 20 seconds.
01:07:09.83,01:07:13.87
Ten, nine, eight, seven...
01:07:15.11,01:07:17.83
ffour, three, tWo, one.
01:07:17.87,01:07:20.15
We have main engine start.
01:07:22.07,01:07:25.83
- We have booster ignition.[br]- We're going.
01:07:25.91,01:07:28.11
And liftoffff.
01:07:36.15,01:07:39.39
Freedom, this is flight deck.
01:07:39.43,01:07:41.27
Roger, Freedom.[br]You're looking good.
01:07:53.71,01:07:58.43
- We have go for Independence.[br]- Three, tWo, one.
01:07:58.47,01:08:02.63
-Independence, We have booster ignition.[br]-We have liftoffff.
01:08:02.71,01:08:05.07
We are cooking, Houston.
01:08:25.71,01:08:28.07
Houston, the tower is clear.[br]They're all yours.
01:08:31.55,01:08:34.47
- Heads up, everybody. They're ours now.[br]- All engines are go.
01:08:34.55,01:08:37.67
Keep a sharp eye out on both of'em.
01:08:43.27,01:08:45.67
Start roll manoeuvre.
01:08:55.27,01:08:58.47
- Two good roll programs.[br]- One down.[br]- Independence, we have a max cue.
01:08:58.51,01:09:00.39
Roger, Control.[br]We are a max cue.
01:09:02.39,01:09:04.71
S.R.B. sep--
01:09:08.71,01:09:11.91
- We are single-engine, press, demi-go.[br]- C.opy, press, demi-go.
01:09:11.95,01:09:14.07
Houston, this is a kick-ass ride!
01:09:20.15,01:09:23.59
Freedom, this is Houston.[br]Main engine cut out on schedule. Out.
01:09:32.39,01:09:34.55
Freedom, stats are good.
01:09:38.79,01:09:41.83
- Independence,[br]telemetry is up and running--[br]- Oh, my God!
01:09:41.87,01:09:45.43
This is space! 'Course, we're just[br]in the beginning part of space.
01:09:45.51,01:09:47.91
We-We haven't even gotten[br]to outer space yet.
01:09:47.95,01:09:51.19
Roger, Houston.[br]We have a visual on the Russian[br]space station. Initiating retro burn.
01:09:53.67,01:09:57.19
Gentlemen, remember the Russian space[br]station has been up there for 11 years.
01:09:57.27,01:09:59.27
Most off us[br]don't have cars that old.
01:09:59.31,01:10:03.35
NoW, the cosmonaut on board has been[br]on that tin can ffor 18 months, alone.
01:10:06.15,01:10:08.51
So don't be surprised[br]iff he's a little offff.
01:10:08.55,01:10:12.95
- Independence, We're gonna put you--[br]- All right, crew.[br]Let's exit these flight suits.
01:10:14.39,01:10:18.87
Hello. This is Russian[br]space station. Can you hear me?
01:10:20.23,01:10:22.15
We copy, Russian space station.[br]This is Houston.
01:10:22.23,01:10:25.59
I'm ready to fiire[br]my thrusters any time.
01:10:25.67,01:10:28.99
- Stand by.[br]- Okay. I'm not going anywhere.
01:10:29.03,01:10:32.11
We have a go.[br]Initiate gravitational spin.
01:10:38.55,01:10:41.59
You are maxed at 40%spin.
01:10:42.95,01:10:45.67
Okay, Houston.
01:10:45.75,01:10:49.99
I can feel I'm having gravity.
01:10:50.07,01:10:52.87
All right, gentlemen.[br]We're gonna dock in a minute.
01:10:52.91,01:10:57.07
Now, the Russian space station has[br]fiired her rockets to simulate gravity[br]and let us work faster.
01:10:57.15,01:10:59.27
But it's gonna make you queasy,[br]so prepare yourself.
01:10:59.31,01:11:03.59
Well, it's about time.[br]I haven't thrown up in about an hour.
01:11:06.79,01:11:09.71
Initiating ffirst phase[br]off docking procedure.
01:11:09.79,01:11:12.75
- Switching to manual.[br]- Manual override.
01:11:18.15,01:11:22.59
One ffoot per second.[br]Let's take this sloW and[br]do it right, ffolks. T Wenty ffeet.
01:11:25.75,01:11:29.63
Ten feet. Looking good on radar.
01:11:29.67,01:11:32.03
Five feet.
01:11:34.95,01:11:38.47
Locks are engaged.[br]Fuel teams, let's go.
01:11:39.59,01:11:42.79
Freedom, telemetry is looking good.
01:11:42.83,01:11:47.11
- We have soft dock.[br]- Fuel teams, prepare to unload.
01:11:51.15,01:11:54.39
All right, gentlemen, watch your heads.[br]Let's go, Independence.
01:11:57.83,01:11:59.59
Colonel.
01:12:09.03,01:12:12.39
Where is he? Anybody home?
01:12:12.43,01:12:15.07
Welcome, everybody!
01:12:16.71,01:12:20.71
I am not gas station.[br]This is sophisticated laboratory.
01:12:20.79,01:12:24.55
I'm in charge.[br]So do not be touching anything.
01:12:24.63,01:12:26.95
I need one-- I need you.
01:12:26.99,01:12:29.87
- Go with him.[br]- I need you. Hurry up.[br]Hurry up. Come on. Come on.
01:12:29.95,01:12:34.43
It's very important you watch the[br]fuel gauge, okay? Put on cold suit.
01:12:34.47,01:12:37.51
- C.ountdoWn clock Will hold at--[br]- C.opy that, Houston.[br]Prepping ffor ffuel transffer.
01:12:37.55,01:12:40.23
C.ountdoWn clock Will hold[br]at T minus 20 minutes and--
01:12:40.27,01:12:44.03
- Fuel pod is down there.[br]- It's down here, huh? Great.
01:12:46.15,01:12:48.99
Let's go. Move it on.[br]Here we go. We go. We go.
01:12:49.03,01:12:51.63
Bring it down. Bring it down.
01:12:54.39,01:12:57.15
Okay, let's connect[br]these fuel lines.
01:12:58.63,01:13:01.83
Freedom on the left,[br]Independence on the right.
01:13:01.91,01:13:04.39
All right. We're goin' left here.
01:13:05.67,01:13:09.99
To the right is fuel gauge.[br]You watch the fuel gauge. 150, okay.
01:13:10.03,01:13:15.23
160, okay. 200, bad disaster[br]for space station.
01:13:15.27,01:13:20.35
So if you watch 200,[br]you can call for Lev, on,[br]and you see here number one, on.
01:13:20.39,01:13:23.07
You ask for Lev. And you pull[br]this down, all the way down.
01:13:23.11,01:13:27.91
- What's Lev?[br]- I am Lev Andropov,[br]colonel of Russian space agency.
01:13:27.95,01:13:31.55
In Russia I'm a very big man.
01:13:31.59,01:13:34.27
- We're ready to transfer.[br]- I'm coming. No problem.
01:13:37.23,01:13:39.19
You. You. You there!
01:13:40.51,01:13:42.99
- Hard locked.[br]- Ready for transfusion!
01:13:51.15,01:13:53.19
Fuel is pumping.
01:14:25.67,01:14:29.83
Hey, Lev, the, uh, the-the pressure's[br]climbing. Is there a problem here?
01:14:29.87,01:14:32.07
Houston, we're on[br]fuel transference.
01:14:32.11,01:14:36.23
Don't touch my uncle. You know?[br]He's a genius of my family.
01:14:37.07,01:14:40.99
Lev! Can anybody hear me?[br]Guys? Hello, guys.
01:14:41.07,01:14:43.59
He used to work[br]for a big bomb factory.
01:14:43.63,01:14:47.55
He used to make the tip of the bomb,[br]the thing that fiinds, uh...
01:14:47.63,01:14:50.15
New York or Washington, you know?
01:14:50.19,01:14:53.55
- Ooh.[br]- Check your hoses.[br]We got some thermal variation.
01:14:53.63,01:14:57.03
Stamper, let's look at the couplings[br]back on the shuttle.
01:14:58.47,01:15:01.31
Okay. Shut down. Uh--
01:15:07.87,01:15:10.83
- Guys![br]- Hold on a second.[br]- What's that noise?
01:15:12.83,01:15:15.63
Oh, no! God!
01:15:18.03,01:15:21.71
- What is it?[br]- Leak! Leak! Leak!
01:15:23.59,01:15:27.59
Get your men[br]back to the shuttle! Go!
01:15:27.63,01:15:30.79
Go on! Hurry up![br]Get out of there!
01:15:30.83,01:15:32.91
Now there's really sparks!
01:15:32.95,01:15:36.87
- Pull lever![br]- This is the lever!
01:15:36.91,01:15:40.59
- Colonel, we must get him out of there![br]- A.J., come on out!
01:15:43.91,01:15:46.31
Hurry! Hurry!
01:15:48.23,01:15:50.51
Emergency! Break away!
01:15:50.59,01:15:53.39
We got a fiire[br]in the fuel pod!
01:15:55.75,01:15:59.63
- Come on![br]- Come on! Get in here![br]A.J.'s stuck in the fuel pod!
01:16:01.63,01:16:05.23
- We're losing it![br]- Come on out of there!
01:16:14.55,01:16:18.43
Control, this is Independence.[br]I am seeing vibration--
01:16:19.83,01:16:22.71
- Malloy, talk to me![br]- Not good. We got sparks[br]and fiire in the fuel pod.
01:16:22.79,01:16:26.67
- Independence, blow those locks[br]and get outta there now![br]- Dump the hoses now! We're going!
01:16:26.75,01:16:30.67
- What happened?[br]Let me shut off the O2 feed![br]- Harry, it's burnin' up!
01:16:30.71,01:16:35.03
Damn! Max, Rock, get in here! Get down[br]there and crack these pipes over here!
01:16:35.11,01:16:38.99
- Harry, no! It's burnin' up![br]- We're goin' back for the other team!
01:16:39.03,01:16:42.39
Switch on the personnel locators.
01:16:42.47,01:16:44.39
Trackin' A.J. He's climbin'.
01:16:44.43,01:16:46.75
- No![br]- Go! Go!
01:16:46.83,01:16:51.15
It's too late! Get back to the shuttle![br]This thing's gonna blow!
01:16:51.23,01:16:52.83
No!
01:16:52.91,01:16:58.03
Colonel, we gotta move now![br]Come on! You're gonna die!
01:16:58.11,01:17:00.75
- Wait a minute! Wait a minute![br]We got a man in there![br]- Open that door and we'll all die!
01:17:00.83,01:17:03.47
- Fuel leak![br]- Get out of there!
01:17:05.23,01:17:07.75
Evac now! Let's go! Let's go!
01:17:09.67,01:17:13.23
Come on back![br]No, wait! The door is broken!
01:17:14.55,01:17:17.43
- No![br]- They got the fiire[br]sealed in the fuel pod.
01:17:17.51,01:17:19.55
- They locked it down.[br]- Tracking 'em back to the shuttle.
01:17:19.63,01:17:22.71
They've still got two men[br]trapped in there!
01:17:22.79,01:17:27.07
Keep running! The shuttle's another[br]75 feet! Where's the rest of the team?
01:17:27.15,01:17:30.39
- Let's get out of here! The pod--[br]- Wait, wait, wait! Where's A.J.?[br]- A.J.'s gone!
01:17:30.47,01:17:35.47
- We're not leavin' without A.J.![br]- He's gone! It's too late!
01:17:35.51,01:17:38.03
Come on![br]This way is our only chance!
01:17:38.07,01:17:40.47
So it's minus 100!
01:17:40.55,01:17:43.63
Very cold. Hold breath,[br]or lung freezes!
01:17:48.95,01:17:52.83
Get back to the shuttle![br]And lock that door!
01:17:52.91,01:17:56.87
- Come on![br]- Hurry, A.J.![br]- Leave him alone! Leave him alone!
01:17:56.91,01:17:59.83
- I tried! I tried. But A.J.--[br]- It's on fiire! It's on fiire, Harry!
01:17:59.91,01:18:02.39
- It's them or all of us![br]- It's on fiire!
01:18:02.47,01:18:05.03
- Full thrust.[br]- We're gonna get hit.
01:18:20.43,01:18:24.79
Lev! Lev, the door's gonna blow!
01:18:24.87,01:18:26.83
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Alias 3x08 - Breaking point
Alias 3x09 - Conscious
Alias 3x10 - Remnants
Alias 3x11 - Full disclosure
Alias 3x12 - Crossings
Alias 3x13 - After six
Alias 3x14 - Blowback
Alias 3x15 - Facade
Alias 3x16 - Taken
Alias 3x17 - The frame
Alias 3x18 - Unveiled
Alias 3x19 - Hourglass
Alias 3x20 - Blood ties
Alias 3x21 - Legacy
Alias 3x22 - Resurrection
Alice Doesnt Live Here Anymore 1974 CD1
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Alice et Martin 1998 CD1
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Alice in Wonderland
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Alien
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Alien Directors Cut
Alien Resurrection 1997 CD1
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Alien Vs Predator
Aliens (special edition) 1986 CD1
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Alive 2003
All About Eve
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All About My Father (Alt Om Min Far)
All I Want for Christmas 1991
All Night Long
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All the Little Animals 1998
Alladin and the Wonderful Lamp
Allegro non troppo
Alliance Cookout
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Almost Famous
Along Came Polly
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Alphaville 1965
Alt Om Min Far (All About My Father)
Altered States
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Alzheimer Case The (2003) CD1
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Amadeus
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Amarcord CD1
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Amator 1979
Amelie From Montmartre CD1
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American Beauty
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American Outlaws
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American Pie - Rated Version
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American Werewolf in London CD1
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American in Paris An
Americas Sweethearts (2001)
Amerikanische Soldat Der (1970)
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Amiche Le 1955
Amistad CD1
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Amityville 2 - The Possession 1982
Amityville 3 - The Demon 1983
Amityville 4 - The Evil Escapes 1989
Amityville Horror 5 - The Curse 1990
Amityville Horror 6 - Its About Time (1992)
Amityville Horror The CD1
Amityville Horror The CD2
AmnesiA
Amor Brujo El (Carlos Saura 1986)
Amour en Fuite L
Amour en fuite Le 1979
An American Werewolf in Paris
An Autumn Afternoon 1962
Anacondas - The Hunt For The Blood Orchid
Analyze That (2002)
Analyze This (1999)
Anastasia 1956
Anatomie 2 2003
Anatomy of a Murder 1959 CD1
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Anchorman
And Starring Pancho Villa as Himself
And God Created Woman
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Andaaz
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Andrei Rublev 1969 Directors Cut CD1
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Angel Eyes
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Angels In America - Chapter 1
Angels In America - Chapter 2
Angels In America - Chapter 3
Angels In America - Chapter 4
Angels In America - Chapter 5
Angels In America - Chapter 6
Angels With Dirty Faces 1938
Angels of the Universe
Angelus
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Anglaise et le duc La (Rohmer Eric 2001)
Angry Dogs
AniMatrix
Animals Are Beautiful People
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Anna In Kungfu Land 2003
Anne Frank - The Whole Story CD1
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Annie
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Anniversary Party The
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Another Heaven CD1
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AntiTrust
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Any Given Sunday
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Apocalypse Now - Redux
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Appartement Le 1996 CD1
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Appleseed 2004
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April Fools Day
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Arachnophobia
Aragami (2003)
Arahan 2004
Aram
Architekten Die 1990
Ariel 1988
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Arizona Dream CD1
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Arlington Road
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Armata Brancaleone Le
Arme des ombres Le (Jean-Pierre Melville 1969) CD1
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Army in the Shadows 1969 CD1
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Aro Tolbukhin En la Mente del Asesino (Agustin Villaronga 2002)
Around The World In 80 Days 2004 CD1
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Around The World In 80 Days CD1
Around The World In 80 Days CD2
Arsene Lupin
Arsenic And Old Lace 1944
Art Of War The
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Arven (2003) CD1
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As Long As My Feet Will Carry Me CD1
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As bodas de Deus (1998) CD1
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Asambhav
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Asterix In Britain 1986
Asterix and Obelix Mission Cleopatra 2002
Astonishing (2004)
At Close Range
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Atlantis
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Atlantis The Lost Empire
Attack
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Audition The (1999 Japanese)
Austin Powers - International Man Of Mystery
Austin Powers - The Spy Who Shagged Me
Austin Powers I
Austin Powers in Goldmember
Autumn Sonata 1978
Avalon (2001)
Avanti (1972)
Avassaladoras
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Aventuras de Robinson Crusoe Las
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Avventura La 1960 CD1
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Awaara CD1
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Awara Paagal Deewana
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Azumi 2003 CD1
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