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Subtitles by marios007|Helios Greece We could just fire him. He'll need|three months' notice. Stuff and nonsense.|Leave it to me. I'll talk to the chairman and|insist on Mr Bean's dismissal. Back to the agenda. The Grierson Gallery of|California has recently received a private donation|of fifty million dollars to buy Whistler's|portrait of his mother from the Musée D'Orsay in Paris. It is simply the most|historic purchase made by an American gallery|this century. The greatest painting ever|by an American artist is returning at last to America. From now on Whistler's Mother|lives here in Los Angeles where she belongs! When will we actually see her? The unveiling will be in about|two weeks - you're all invited! They've asked us|to send a scholar of great weight and substance|to preside over the ceremony and stay on for two months|for lectures and seminars. Dr Rosenblum... Dr Cutler... You both hold high claim|on this great honour. - The chairman's here, sir.|- Excellent. Send him in. Run and fetch Mr Bean, will you? - We're about to fire him.|- Marvellous. Mr Bean is the worst employee|in the gallery's history. Good afternoon, sir. Sit down. Before moving on|to the major business, I'd like to broach|the question of Mr Bean. Mr Bean has worked|for us for many years. And will for many more. I employed|this splendid young man when I did your job, Charles, and I'll resign|if you go near him. He's a fine young fellow. Absolutely. Quite right. Moving on... The Grierson Gallery|of California needs a representative|of our great gallery. They are looking for a scholar|of the very highest standing. I have therefore decided|to recommend for the post... and the three months'|sabbatical that goes with it... that splendid employee - Mr Bean! Yes! - All in favour?|- Yes! Excellent! Carried. Our loss is America's gain. David, the Royal National|Gallery wants a guy called Bean to represent them. Can't say I've heard of him. The letter's signed|by Dr Rosenblum and Cutler. That's impressive. They say, "he's a man|whose incontrovertible genius "dwarfs our meagre talents." Rosenblum and Cutler said that? You asked for England's top man.|I delivered him. It sounds like it. However, before we confirm, Bernice feels|we'd get more media attention with someone|from the entertainment industry. I believe we could get... Jon Bon Jovi. Jon Bon Jovi? - To unveil Whistler's Mother?|- Yes. I have nothing|against Jon Bon Jovi. He's had two great|hairstyles in ten years, an achievement|not to be sniffed at. But, so far as I know,|Mr Jovi knows nothing about 19th-Century|Impressionism. It isn't mentioned in his songs. - But David...|- This is not a rock video. This is a great|and serious work of art, and Dr Bean will give|the occasion depth and dignity. You're right. We go with Bean. - But, George...|- No, David's our curator. It's his decision,|his responsibility, ultimately, his neck. - Where will he stay?|- I have an interesting idea. Here? In our house? For two months? Oh-ho, David, suddenly|there's no hotels in LA? No need to get excited. This is the Royal|National Gallery's top man. I thought it'd be exciting to have him around|to learn from, talk to... Do we know anything|about our new best friend? They'd mention|if he was a serial killer! Are you feeling lucky, punk? - David, over my dead body!|- Ali... I'd like to put it|on the table right now! This is a once-in-a-lifetime|opportunity. It'll be great for the kids. You're kidding! It's gonna be great! Let's say there is a chart of the most intelligent|people you've ever met. Number one is Dr Bean. Kevin, sometimes you ask me|questions I can't answer. Like, "What's an IUD?" More like,|"What's the meaning of life?" - I never asked you that.|- That doesn't matter! What I'm saying is,|Dr Bean is a remarkable man. He could be very cute. The guy's gonna be a creep! All Englishmen are ugly - I look at Prince Charles|and weep. So he looks|like Meatloaf's butt. If we get lucky. Jennifer, nobody is|asking you to marry him. Why have a family conference?|Dad's made up his mind. Perceptive child. What's wrong|with Meatloaf's butt? C'mon, it'll be great. Dr Bean is a genius|of the highest order. Good evening. No, sir. You're in First Class. Good evening. Good evening, sir.|May I take your coat? - Simple poster. Nice and big.|- A bargain at $9.99. - Spencer?|- Yes, sir. Bath towel. Pushing your luck a little. It'll sell. It's Whistler's Sister. You are kidding. No, sir. We have a range|for every member of the family. Whistler's Mother's cookies. Whistler's Father's beer mug. Here's one|for the younger brother range - Whistler's whistle.|You blow up her ass. Here, try. I don't feel well. I think I'm gonna be sick. I think we're looking|for a Brad Pitt look-alike. Police! Move on him now! Watch it! Out of the way! A 415, man with a gun|heading into Terminal Two! Get some people here! Police coming through! Lady, watch it! There he is! Everyone on the floor! Now! - Not you, sweetie.|- Oh, right. Carefully take out your weapon, holding the butt|with two fingers. Slowly place it on the floor|and take three steps back. - What is this?|- I don't know. Weird. Mr Bean, are you on any medication? Not that I know of. Well, you could|certainly use some. So, Doctor... Bean. Yes, OK, Dr Bean. Well, you...you made it. Nice flight? This is Kevin. This is Jennifer. She's very|excited about meeting you. My wife, Alison. David, could I have|the tiniest talk with you? All right. We just... I appreciate he seems|a little eccentric. There are Martians exiled|from Mars for looking weird who look less weird than him. - He has an original quality.|- He goes. Today. That was amazing! Really cool! Can you do this? No, but I can do this. - How do you do that?|- Magic. - You'll tell him? Today?|- Yes. Today seems a good day. Well, sir. An unorthodox start. I guess I never expected things|with a man of your calibre to be normal. I've never read your writings. What exactly is your position|at the gallery? I sit in the corner|and look at the paintings. That is brilliant! If only more scholars|would do that - just sit and look,|not lecture, write and argue - just sit and look|at the paintings. Brilliant! - Morning, Elmer.|- Good morning, sir. Dr Bean. If you'd like to sign in, sir. Thank you.|Welcome to the Grierson. Welcome to my world. We're expected in|Grierson's office at 9am. He doesn't like|to be kept waiting, so... - Do you mind...?|- Absolutely, you bet. Doctor, we should go.|We're very late. Oh, we...|Doctor, if you're ready. Ah, David, finally. Our professor|from across the sea. - George Grierson, Dr Bean.|- I'm delighted, Doctor. - Actually, I'm not...|- A photo, sir? Hold it right there. We've heard a lot about you. We expect a great deal of you. Bernice is in charge of PR. An absolute honour, Doctor. Walter Huntley,|our merchandise manager. Nice to meet you. Take a seat, Doctor. Let me take that.|This is very out-of-date. Before we settle in,|feast your eyes on these. I'll be honest with you, Bean. - I like this.|- It's beautiful, sir. - Over here.|- OK. It's a lovely green there. Good, down to business. I've asked Bernice to run|through the order of events. Dr Bean, would you join us? No, I'll just... Very well. Bernice. Anything pertaining|to media requirements has an asterisk. i.e., glossy stills required|by some favoured weeklies, that sort of thing. The big day unfolds as follows: our generous benefactor|General Newton arrives at 10am, then at 10.30|will be the unveiling in front of all media. I assume all this merchandising|will be available? Absolutely. From fridge magnets|to frisbees, we'll be ready. It will probably be about 11am when the stage|is set for Dr Bean. Yes, right, we really... We should bring in|the Doctor here. Dr Bean? Doctor, we've inspected|the schedule, and... if you would just look|at yours over there. The General arrives at 10am and unveils|the picture at 10.30. About eleven o'clock|should be your speech. I think twenty minutes|should be long enough. - Don't you, Bernice?|- Absolutely. You could fill hours, Doctor, but it would be best|to keep it light. Maybe some anecdotes about|the painting of the picture, and why it is considered|America's greatest painting. Is that going to be enough,|Doctor, 20 minutes? If you'll excuse me,|I have lunch with the Mayor. Not what I like, but duty calls. Doctor, good to meet you. It's a complex experience. Enjoy your stay with David. They're simple people, but warm. David, may I have|a private word? OK. Wait for me|at the new acquisitions. I'll join you shortly. He's a genius, right? - Yeah, he's eccentric, but...|- Yes! The unveiling|of Whistler's Mother is the most important thing|to happen at this gallery. And Dr Bean was your choice. Yes, I understand that.|Thank you, sir. Dr Bean, when we get home... I wonder if you would mind giving me a moment|with my wife? There's something|we need to work out. No problem. I think just wait|in here would be good. Just ignore that. Her mother gave it to us.|Huge sentimental value. Just make yourself at home. I'll be just a couple|of minutes with Alison. Doctor... I would actually not do that. That's a limited edition. It's delicate, so if you... Yeah, there would be good. That's fine. No Dr Bean? - Actually, he is still here.|- Jennifer, Kevin, Plan B! Luggage packed? What is Plan B? If Dr Bean isn't gone,|we go to Grandma's. Screwed up again, Dad? There was no time|to raise the subject! - Start the car, sweetie.|- Wait a second. Look... You look!|I ask very little of you, but I did ask you|to get rid of Dr Bean. You have made your choice.|You two can stay here and come to grips|with post-modernism, but I am taking|our kids to Mother's. Give him one last chance.|Just one. Please. OK. Thank you. - All right.|- Thanks. - Once you know him...|- Don't. - Hello, Doctor.|- Hello. That's not for the TV... Yeah... Well... There they go. Well, Doctor, we got|the whole weekend together. Yeah, get to know|each other, and... I was thinking tomorrow|we might really do LA. There's the Gallery|of American Indian Art, the California State Gallery... The Rabowitz is the place|for Abstract Expressionism. Sound good to you? You have something else in mind? Incredible. You set? Would you get another ticket? Could be more fun|the second time around. OK. Brace yourself! Help me! He's a genius, huh? So they tell me. Well, he looks like|a fruitcake to me. You'll take responsibility|for his actions? You're a braver man than me, and I take on gangs|armed with AK-47s. Get him out of here. I would love to kick his butt. And the next time, I will. Doctor, there is something|we have to talk about. I don't quite know|how to put this. What concerns me... Whoever that is,|I'll get rid of them. - There he is!|- David, sorry we're late. Traffic - terrible.|It gets worse and worse. It's beautiful - the green! - ..nobody in control.|- The yellow! He doesn't have to drive. Where is Alison? I've got bad news and good news. The bad news is that Alison|is visiting her mom, who is...not well. - That's too bad.|- The poor thing. The good news is,|Dr Bean and I are cooking. - That's good news?|- Of course it is. All the greatest chefs are men. What's on the menu, maestro? How could I forget? What the hell|are we going to give them? They expect something|more formal. An onion? On its own? That's for Thanksgiving.|Alison would kill me. There must be something else. Have you cooked one before? Oh, yes. But it'd take five hours! Not necessarily. - What do you think, 20 minutes?|- How do I know? You sure this will work? OK, put on some vegetables|and say hello. Maestro, my tastebuds|are tingling with anticipation. No, thanks. We'll skip the appetiser. So, Bean. Big day Tuesday. Your big day, my big day. I have a question for you. He's attentive to detail. Everything must be... just so. Bean, I think we need|to be honest with each other. I cannot deny|that over the last days some suspicions have begun|to gather in my mind. I would like to ask|some questions. Number one: are you a doctor? No. Number two. Do you know anything about art? Well... Just, for instance... Was Leonardo da Vinci|an American basketball player? Yes. - Hi, Dad.|- Hi, Dad. Hello, Doctor. - Bye, Dad.|- Bye, Dad. Hallo? Mr Grierson, yes. He's in the shower with me. Give it to me! Hello, Mr Grierson. No, you misunderstood. What time? She is? Thank you for calling me. - OK. Goodbye.|- Bye. Whistler's Mother|has actually arrived in America. Listen, I beg you, as a man whose entire|career depends on you, behave rationally today. There is no God. What do you think? Nice frame. Magnificent. David, well done.|Worth every bright green buck. She's something else, isn't she? Enjoy her while you can. Soon we'll lock her away until the guy who paid|$50 million for her turns up. - Elmer, a security meeting?|- Right, sir. This is your key|to the encasement system. There are only two -|I have the other one. If it turns up missing,|I'll know where to go. If you could all join me|at the security console. Doctor, why don't you|stay here? Maybe the real thing|will inspire your speech. Don't leave this room|till I get back. This chart maps|all the security alarms. The operation has a code name: "Operation Whistler's Mother". Not a snazzy title,|but I think it works. Fear not, gentlemen. Nothing'll touch that painting,|short of an earthquake. Oh, no! We've gotta protect the painting without getting|in the good doctor's way. Seems to be|a problem with the... door. Where's the picture gone? What, what, what? Oh, Jesus! Oh, God! Jesus, God! Oh, Mary! Mother of Jesus!|Jesus of Nazareth! Why am I worrying?|You did it! All I have to do|is tell them what happened! Then they'll say, "Who left him|alone with the picture?" I say, "Me"!|And they say, "You're fired." I say, "Fine." They say, "Prosecute him|for negligence." My wife leaves me, my daughter|becomes a prostitute. I wind up on Death Row|with Butch McDick! I gotta calm down. OK, give me one more|look at the painting. Oh, God! ..rendering the underground|ventilation ducts secure. - That's good to know.|- Thank you, sir. Do you drink, Bean? - No.|- Good. Neither do I. Bean... Carry on. Do you want to know|the reality of the situation? Because you moved into my house,|my wife has moved out. Yes, she did. She might have|moved out anyway, but... That is point one. Point two... I've given my life to art. From here on in, the only art|I will get anywhere near are pictures I draw|on the pavement, hoping passers-by|will throw nickels in my hat. The long and the short of it... I wish I'd never been born. Yesterday, All my troubles|seemed so far away, Now it looks as though|they're here to stay. Oh, I believe In yesterday. Suddenly, I'm not half the man|I used to be. There 's a shadow|hanging over me I believe In yesterday. Suddenly, Row, row, rowyour boat|Gently down the stream Ifyou see a crocodile,|Don't forget to scream. Row, row, rowyour boat,|Gently down the stream. Ifyou see a crocodile,|Don't forget to screa... I can explain everything. OK, explain everything. It's inexplicable. - Ali, listen...|- No, David. The reason I came home|was because I missed you. And also because I live here, and they live here. But we've been waiting|for five hours! And we get a drunk and his|friend from the Planet Zog! I know it seems|like this horrible... situation... but if you could just hear|my full horrific tale. David, I think I'm gonna|have to leave you. You are? Well, then things|really have gotten bad. Yeah. Hi, Beanie. - Can't sleep?|- No. Me neither. Can't stop|thinking about naked women. - How about you?|- Whistler's Mother. Whatever turns you on. Catch you around, Moon Man. If you still can't sleep,|come to my room. I've some great posters|of Cindy Crawford. Come on! God damn it! Oh, my God! Jennifer! No, no. You're not getting|on that bike. Good morning, everyone. No one's allowed on those|death traps. You promised. You promised|to get rid of Dr Freako! Don't talk to me!|I'm thinking about what to do. - Well...|- Quiet! There they are. What a pleasure, sir. Welcome to our humble abode. Not too humble, I hope.|I'm expecting lunch. - This way.|- After you, sir. Glad you made it! Where the hell have you been? - Sorry, trouble at home.|- Never mind. Come along. I'd like you to meet|our curator. - Delighted...|- Of course you are. Through here, sir. Ladies and gentlemen, this is|a great moment for America, and for one very special lady -|Whistler's Mother. She's here today thanks to our great benefactor. Will you join me|in saluting a soldier, philanthropist, loving father... Hear, hear! ..and extremely generous patron|of the arts, General Newton. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. I am not|a traditional art lover. I can't distinguish between|a Picasso and a car crash. But I love my country|and I can't stand the idea of Frenchies owning|America's greatest painting. Let's get on with it. Welcome home, Ma. Whatever you did,|you're a genius, and I love you. - It's a poster.|- It's a what? - David, it's time.|- Time for what? - The speech.|- What speech? Dr Bean's speech. Of course, the speech. Doctor, keep it below an hour. A joke in it would be nice. "Good Morning, America" couldn't|give a monkey about "isms". You know what I mean. - It needn't be long. Just...|- Dr Bean, we're ready. Just, just, just... For the second|highlight of our day, Dr Bean, English art scholar,|will speak for a few minutes - not too long -|about our new purchase. Ladies and gentlemen, Dr Bean of the National|Gallery of England. Bravo! Well, hello. I'm Dr Bean...apparently... and my job is to sit|and look at paintings. Just him and the painting? What have I learnt that I can say|about this painting? Well, firstly, it's quite big. Which is excellent. Because if it was really small -|you know, microscopic - then hardly anybody|would be able to see it, which would be|a tremendous shame. Secondly... and I'm getting|quite near the end now of this analysis|of this painting. Secondly... Why was it worth this man here spending fifty million|of your American dollars on this portrait? The answer is... Well, this picture|is worth such a lot of money because... it's a picture... of Whistler's Mother. And, as I've learnt|by staying with my best friend, David Langley, and his family, families are very important. And even though Mr Whistler was perfectly aware that his mother|was a hideous old bat who looked like she had|a cactus up her backside... he stuck with her, and even took the time to paint|this amazing picture of her. It's not just a painting. It's a picture of a mad old cow who he thought the world of. And that's marvellous. That's what I think. OK, let's seal it up. Home and dry. Where did you put the original?. Mr Langley, may I have a word? Stay here. Shut up. - Mr Langley...|- I can explain. - Explain what?|- About the painting. - What painting?|- "Whistler's Mother". I'm here as a police officer,|not as an art lover. Your daughter's been|in a motorcycle accident. Damn! Request emergency clearance|for 8-0-9 Adam. - No!|- Shut up! Suspect male, possibly armed.|Request back-up. Keep speeding. If you get|a ticket, I'll tear it up. Easy, fella, hold it! Halt! Put the gun down. Jennifer Langley's room.|She came in about 11 o'clock. Motorcycle accident. She's on the fifth floor.|Take the elevator. Just... All right. I... Please, just stay here|and do nothing! If you do nothing,|nothing can go wrong. I've got to take care|of my family. The nurse says|that it's not a coma, that she's just|sorta taking time out. But we haven't seen|a doctor yet, so I don't... Dr Jacobson, you're needed|urgently in OR-3. I'm due in Number 4. A ruptured kidney|and massive bleeding. OK. Yes, it's urgent. - What's happening?|- Surgeon's on his way. At last, Dr...Bean. We've got a 45-year-old male|brought in 10 minutes ago. He's got a penetrating|injury to the chest. In there now! Doctor, it looks like|a bullet in the lower thorax. There's severe inner bleeding. - He's coming to.|- Give me a T-70. Shall I extend|the incision, sir, from the breastbone|to the diaphragm? Sorry, sir,|it's only my first week. You're right.|We'll wait for X-rays. Help. We are losing|this guy. We need help. Watch he doesn't go|into haemodynamic shock. He's fibrillating!|Charge the paddles. Clear! What's that? What? Jolly good. Clean it up. Sorry to keep you waiting.|back to the bleeding. We'll clamp it off. We need that J-17 right now. There's too much blood. More suction,|pack the bleeding! Pressure's bottoming out. His heart rate's dropping!|We're losing him! He's crashing! Where is this bullet?|We find it or he's dead. I am not going to lose him! Sir, I've got|to get in there! Doctor, you can't just...|This is too dangerous! My God! Incredible. Heart rate stabilising.|Blood pressure's back. Doctor, thank God.|My daughter was in an accident. We're desperate|for some medical attention. Would you mind? - The doctor will check her out.|- Thank God. Damage to the brain is sensitive to observe, so maybe we should step outside. The first nurse said it's more like|a deep sleep than a coma. Jennifer? Wakey, wakey.|Breakfast's ready. Jennifer? What time is it? It's almost 2. Can you turn the clock back|about 12 hours for me? Sure. Wake up, wake up! Wake up! I don't know|what to say about Bean. He's clearly|a Force 10 disaster area, but - God help me! - I like him. Having said that,|there is no reason why any of you should have|anything to do with him again. Mom! Dad! Anyone? My God! Jennifer! Honey! Look at you! - What happened?|- You had an accident. But everything is gonna be OK. What happened to Stingo? He'll be fine...|till I get my hands on him. Doctor, where are you going?|How can we ever say thank you? You've made us so happy. - We'll do anything.|- Anything. I suppose you could|let me stay another week. Sunset Boulevard! What's this all about? Presents! This is heavy. Thank you. - Thanks.|- Thanks. Look, laxatives.|A whole box of them! - There they are!|- Six of them. Barbie! Thanks! What did you get? Smile! Give us a smile. Bye-bye! Bye, Beanie! See ya! Farewell! Well, Beanie, it's been... ..surreal. You can come back|and visit any time... ..in the fairly distant future. I know it sounds insane, but I'm really gonna miss you. OK... OK. Bye again. Subtitles by marios007|Helios Greece Yes, I normally|stay till the end as well. Bye. You can go now if you...|if you wish. Oh, dear me. Bye. |
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