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As the good Lord said:|Love thy neighbour as thyself - unless he's Turkish,|in which case, kill the bastard! - Farewell, dear Harry.|- Farewell, Father. Edward. My Lord... - ..with the King gone...|- Hmm? Of course! At last, the chance|for some real power! (Laughs fiendishly) I want you scum|back to the castle by sundown or you'll be slaughtered! Onward! Come on! Come on!|(The sheep bleat) Shut up! And you can keep quiet -|I've had enough of you. Shut up! Right, come on, you...|Where are you going? Stop! Where are you going? No, not away from the castle,|towards it! Shut up! Splendid! Splendid!|(Bleating) You're not supposed to be here!|That's far enough. Get out! If I could get my hands|on that bastard Harry! (Harry)|Ah, Edmund! Edmund! There you are! Splendid news,|Edmund! Father's coming home! He writes here that|he'll be back by St Leonard's Day. We can celebrate|both events together. I shall handle|the visiting royalty, of course, and the papal legate, and you can sort out the frolics. The frolics? Yes. The morris dancers,|eunuchs and the bearded women. Traditional|St Leonard's Day entertainments. Damnation! I won't have enough time|to attend to the drains. Edmund! You'll have to look into those. Er...yes...yes.|Fine, fine, I'd be honoured! Good! You won't let me down? No, no, no, I'm really|looking forward to it already. Thank you so very much. Splendid! Twelve months of chasing sheep and straightening|the royal portraits, and now this! The bastard. The bastard! If only he were, My Lord. What? If only he were a bastard,|My Lord, then you would be regent now. Ah, yes! And then one day... ..you would be king, My Lord. Ah, yes! Yes, I would be king. Then what? (Both)|You'd rule the world, My Lord! Precisely! It's not fair, you know. Every other woman|in the court has bastards, but not my mother, oh, no. She's so pure,|she daren't look down, in case she notices|her own breasts. You must be looking forward|to the King's return, Your Majesty. No. No, My Lady? But think,|he will come to your chamber and make mad,|passionate love to you. Yes. I wish he wouldn't do that. It's very difficult to sleep|with that kind of thing going on. Used all night,|like the outside of a sausage roll. Still, there's the St Leonard's Day|celebrations to look forward to - the jesters, the jugglers... A great brown ox, steaming|and smouldering all night long. Oh, yes! The feast! Sorry? No, I was thinking|of something else. I hope they've got|the morris dancers - I love them. Yes. I like the eunuchs. Oh, yes! The eunuchs! I wish I owned one. I wish I'd married one. No, fine, fine. Could have happened|to anyone. Never mind, never mind. Oh, God. I don't believe it. We've only one act,|and she's shaved her beard off. There's the eunuchs. Oh, yes - and the amazing|beardless woman. What a line-up! Percy, there must be someone else! The Jumping Jews of Jerusalem! - What do they do?|- They jump, My Lord. What? They come in, My Lord,|and they jump. A lot. It's a humorous act. There must be|something else, surely. Ha! What's this?|"The Death Of The Pharaoh." "Sir Dominic Prick and his|Magnificent Strolling Wooferoonies "perform the tragic masterpiece|The Death Of The Pharaoh." How funny! I found it very moving. It had better be funny,|or Prick gets his comeuppance! Jerry Merryweather|and his four chickens? What do they do? Lay eggs? Yes, My Lord. We'll have them.|(Knock at door) What is it, My Lord? - The eunuchs have cancelled.|- Oh, dear. Ha! I should have known!|Never trust a eunuch! What shall we do? I know. Baldrick,|give me an execution order. I'm going to teach them a lesson. I'll remove whatever extraneous|parts of their bodies still remain! - My Lord...|- Take that to the Lord Chancellor. This is desperate! We could have|the morris dancers, My Lord. Now, look.|We are not that desperate. Morris dancing|is the most fatuous entertainment ever devised by man.|40 effeminate blacksmiths waving a cloth|they've wiped their noses on! How it's still going on,|I'll never know. So...do you want them, or not? Ah, Edmund. And rest. Splendid.|How are the rest coming along? Very, very well indeed. Um...I think it's going to have|a slightly...spartan look. What? Greek? Er... Yes, that's right,|a Greek look. - Good. Everyone turning up?|- Oh, absolutely everyone. So many, in fact, that I'm afraid|I've had to let the eunuchs go. Oh, no, no, no, no, no! No? No! That won't do at all!|Not on St Leonard's Day. Because...correct me|if I'm wrong, Lord Percy - St Leonard himself was an eunuch. Ye-e-e-s, that's right. Well, I thought|it might be more tactful... No, no. To leave out the eunuchs on|St Leonard's Day would be like... leaving out morris dancers|or the bearded women! Besides, Lord Dougal McAngus,|the supreme commander, is expected and eunuchs|are his particular favourite. He's Scottish, you see. Ah. Well, I'm relying on you, Edmund.|Carry on! So! Some carrot-faced,|thistle-arsed Scottish orang-utan|wants a eunuch, does he? - He's a great warrior.|- That's what they all say. Barbarians! Half of them|can't even speak English. - What do they speak?|- It's all Greek to me. They speak Greek? No. I mean it sounds like Greek. Then it probably is. It's not Greek. But it sounds like Greek. "What's not Greek, but sounds like|it?" That's a good one, My Lord. It's not a brain-teaser, Percy. I mean, I cannot understand|a word they're saying. You never learned Greek! Percy...have you ever wondered|what your insides look like? Sometimes, My Lord, yes. I'd be willing to satisfy your|curiosity. Is that clear? Is it? God, this Scotsman's|annoying me already. I'm the Duke of Edinburgh! Laird of Roxburgh,|Selkirk and Peebles. I can make things difficult for him. As for these entertainments... Baldrick, you've got a beard.|Get yourself a nice dress. Great, My Lord! Percy, you'd better go|get Bernard the bear-baiter. - Yes.|- Looks like we'll need him. - Percy.|- Yes, My Lord? Tell him to bring a bear this time. The improvising|last year was pathetic. Now, then, Mother.|A toast to Father's return. (Fanfare)|What the devil...? - Dougal McAngus!|- Oh, but of course! Noble Prince of Wales, McAngus greets you and lays|at your feet the spoils of war. Oh, sorry, that's my overnight bag. Behold! Treasures|torn from the torsos of a Turk. Oh, McAngus! It fills me|with joy and hope to see you. What news of my father, the King? He swore he'd be back|for St Leonard's - or die! God forfend!|We will pray for his safe passage. Join us. You must be starving. - And young Lochinvar?|- And him, too. Come on, Lochinvar! You must be|the King's wee rumpy-pumpy. - I am the Queen.|- I've got a message for ye. - My father sends his regards.|- Do I know him? I think you could say that. He's Donald McAngus,|third Duke of Argyll. Oh! (Fanfare)|Ah, Edmund! Edmund is providing|the entertainments. Ah, the eunuch! There's a groat for you. (High-pitched voice)|I am not a eunuch. - You sound like one.|- I am not a eunuch. I am the Duke of Edinburgh. - Oh, you are?|- Yes! Duke of Edinburgh, and as Scottish|as the Queen of England's tits! No offence. I'm sorry - you're in my chair. Don't apologise. Now we know each other,|I have an announcement. You're a eunuch as well?? McAngus, as reward|for your deeds in battle, my father here empowers me to grant|you anything you may desire of me. If he's got sense,|he'll ask for a haircut. Brother, I'm honoured.|All I ask is a scrap of land. Grant me fair Selkirk|and the shire of Roxburgh. - What?|- By the power vested in me... Excuse me, I'm sorry to dip|my little fly in your ointment, but those lands do,|in fact, belong to me. Yes? Well...so...perhaps|he'd like to choose somewhere else. McAngus? No. I'll have|Roxburgh and Selkirk. That leaves Peebles! - Oh, aye! And Peebles.|- But, but... Trying to say something? Well, I don't know.|Some people might say, "What an absurd idea, "giving away half of Scotland|to a kilted maniac, "for slaughtering|syphilitic Turks." Au contraire, I say, "Let's reward him." Good, good. So be it. Hurray! I'm going to kill him - now! - Who, My Lord?|- That Scottish weasel. Why, My Lord? Because he's|a thieving Scottish weasel. - How?|- I'll stab him. Where? In the Great Hall|and in the bladder. But...if you do it|in front of everybody, won't they suspect something? Yes. Yes, a drawback. Yes, perhaps we need something... a little more cunning... - I have a cunning plan.|- I have a more cunning one. - Mine's pretty cunning.|- Not cunning enough. - Depends on how cunning you mean.|- Damn cunning! Mine's quite cunning. Oh, all right,|let's hear what's so damn cunning! You get him to come with you. Oh, brilliantly cunning. I ask him|to come, then stab him, perhaps? - How cunning!|- No, you get a cannon... I see, and then get him to stick|his head in it and blow it off. - Yes!|- Oh, yes, Baldrick, that's... a wonderful idea... No, I think I have a plan|which will give us a little more... entertainment. (He laughs fiendishly) Aaargh! (Animal yelps) (Soft footsteps) Nnngaaargh! Can I help ye? Um, no. No, I'm fine, thank you. Good. I'm not in your way|over here, am I? No. Oh, there is just one thing. I wondered if you could|do me a little favour. Uh-huh? I wondered if you would help|with the celebrations tonight. How? By staying away? (Laughs sheepishly, then screams) Um... Well... Thing is, we were hoping|to present a mystery play by one of our|leading thespianic troupes but, unfortunately,|one of their number is ill, um... and I thought you'd be the perfect|person to take his place. Well, I warn ye... ..I'm no actor. There shouldn't be|much acting required. It's an ancient Egyptian piece called "The Death Of The Scotsman". I'll have a crack at it.|(Animal yelps) You could play the Scotsman, if you like, who dies|at the end of the play. Acting dead? That I can do. Yes, well, as I say... there may not be|much acting required. (McAngus)|Mind the pit. Woooorgh! (Thump, boing, thump, boing) Percy! Tall trees! Let's see|those branches waving. Taller, taller. Now smaller! Small, small... Have you made|the necessary changes? Yes, My Lord. - McAngus...|- Woooooh! Meet your murderers. - # Mi mi mi... #|- How did it go? Not bad, but I don't really think|they understood it. We three are gathered|with most bold intent... Here, by the banks|of the graceful Nile where camels ride|and deserts blow... To spill the blood|of this Scotsman vile. What's a Scotsman doing in Egypt? I'm not sure,|but they've had good reviews. See your mother there? Apparently, my father|and your mother used to... Don't be absurd. Such activities|are totally beyond my mother. My father had to tell her|it was a cure for diarrhoea. Don't you believe it. There are|some letters - they're hot stuff! I tell you, they cast a wee doubt|over the parenthood of young Harry! Don't be absurd! What? The bagpipe strums. Behold! This way our victim comes.|For never... - I'm on!|- Where are these letters? Hidden away - I'll show you later! Oh, all right. Tutankhamen McPherson,|you come not a whit too soon, for is this not the weather fair,|or this the Ides of June? (McAngus)|Aye, it is. What business do you mean? Quickly! McAngus is going to die! - Any moment!|- Carrot-faced orang-utan! - Thieving Scots weasel!|- (Both) Death! He knows too much! That is why he must die! No, he mustn't, he mustn't!|He has vital information. I've changed my mind.|What am I going to do? - Stop the show!|- How? How? Just say "Stop". What's our reason for stopping it? The knives are real.|McAngus will die. No, you bastard! Stop! Sorry I'm late. Aaargh! Excellent. It's certainly|my mother's handwriting. - When were these written?|- 1460. The year my brother was born. (He laughs fiendishly)|Baldrick! Get in here. Tell everyone that the|entertainments have been cancelled. - Why?|- Because I told you to, rat! - Why have they been cancelled?|- I see. Tell them I have a very important|announcement to make. (He laughs fiendishly) - Do I have to take the dress off?|- Get out! If you played your cards right,|you could become king. Yes, one day. Sooner, maybe. Your father|just charged into Constantinople and they shut the gates on him. - No?|- Yes! 10,000 Turks armed with scimitars, and your father with a fruit knife. Jerry Merryweather. Another nail|in the coffin of variety. I liked Bernard the rabbit-baiter. Thank you. Look, Edmund, is this|announcement going to take long? I haven't seen a eunuch yet. Don't worry, Harry.|It will soon all be over. My dear mother, my dear brother,|lords and ladies of the Court. Today there came into my possession|from the hands, My Lord, of your faithful servant,|Dougal McAngus certain letters, certain|rather extraordinary letters concerning the lineage|of Prince Harry. Letters? What is|so extraordinary about them? Letters? Harry, they were written|by your mother...to your father. Your father being, of course,|Donald, third Duke of Argyll. I beg your pardon? These letters are intimate.|Let me give you an example. "Arundel, Thursday.|My dear hairy-wairy, "often, as you sit|at table with my husband, "probing into affairs of state, - "I long for you to probe..."|- Edmund! Are you sure|you know what you're saying? As sure as Mother was|when she wrote: "Dear big-boy, sail south. "As you know, your galleon|is always assured "a warm welcome in my harbour." "Big-boy!" Mother!|Do you know about this? What chance did I have?|I was a little foreign girl. Then I must renounce the regency|and hie me to a monastery. Edmund, you shall be Regent|until...your father returns. - The King will not return.|- What? Oh, dear. When McAngus last saw him, he was facing|half the Turkish army, armed with|a small piece of cutlery. So, Percy, if you'd start... The King is dead.|Long live the King. (All) The King is dead.|Long live the King. - Probably dead.|- The King is probably dead. (All) Long live the King.|The King is probably dead. Long live the King. The King is... (All) ..not dead.|Long live the King. Hurray! Love! Death! War! Rumpy-pumpy! Brilliant! McAngus! My companion in blood|and most trusted friend! You made it! I made it -|thanks to my trusty fruit knife. Wait a minute. What's going on here? Who are you? He's our son. What? Oh, yes, of course... Enid. My beloved father,|certain letters have come to light which might change things|a bit around here. Letters? What letters? They speak of acts of love|between your wife and Donald, the Gay Dog of the Glens. "How I long to be in that kingdom|between saffron sheets, "where you and your ruler|are the only ruler, "and then acts of love consummated, "oh, you enormous Scotsman."|Etc, etc. These letters are dated|November and December 1460, which, Harry,|in relation to your date of birth, is precisely nine months... ..after I was born! But about nine months|before your birth, Edmund. You! Yo-o-ou bastard! I think you're the bastard, Edmund. Silence! I want an explanation! My Liege... the reason I have|gathered you all here today is to get some proper justice meted|out against this Scottish turd who has clearly forged|these obviously fake letters. Let me see! No! I rip them up, so no hint|of their filthy slander can remain! You come, fresh from slaughtering|chocos when their backs were turned and think you can upset|the harmony of a kingdom? - I challenge you to a duel!|- To the death! Um...yes, all right. Excellent! After all,|it is St Leonard's Day - there's meant to be|some entertainment! Good, very good! Take your places. (He mouths) It's the old times again, McAngus. Three Turks and the human kebab! How could I ever forget! Very well. Let the killing begin! Let's see the Black Adder|wriggle out of this one! What's the hold-up? Um...I'll give you|everything I own. Everything! Aha! I...I'm hardly a rich man... Hardly a man at all! But...but...but... my horse must be|worth 1,000 ducats. I can sell my wardrobe,|pride of my life. My swords, my curtains,|my socks and my fighting cocks. My servants I can live without - except perhaps he who oils my rack. And my most intimate treasures - my collection|of antique cod-pieces, my wigs for state occasions, my wigs|for private occasions, and... for humorous occasions. My collection of pokers, my grendle-stretchers,|my ornamental pomfreys and of course, my autographed|miniature of Judas Iscariot. (They all laugh) That's not enough! Ach, I'm only kidding! Actually,|I'm quite interested in the wigs. Never mind! Ach! Hey! Hope life doesn't become too dull, not being able|to pass laws over Scotland. (Laughs weakly)|I wouldn't pass water over Scotland! (He mumbles)|I'm fed up! We're all terribly pleased|you're back, Father. I'm not. I miss the smell|of blood in my nostrils. And the Queen's "got a headache". Oh, dear. But it's a fascinating week ahead. The Archbishop of York wants you to join|his formation Italian dance class. - I ought to give him an answer.|- Honest, or tactful?? Tactful. - Tell him to get stuffed!|- Right. Has that hooligan McAngus left? Edmund's giving him|a last look round the castle. While this... - I'll be sorry if he goes.|- (McAngus) Interesting! So will Edmund.|They've become firm friends. - (Boom)|- The Turks? The drains! Father! Harry! There's been a messy|accident. You must come quickly! Oh, God! I'll get my plunger! # The sound of hoofbeats|cross the glade # Good folk,|lock up your son and daughter # Beware the deadly flashing blade # Unless you want to end up shorter # Black Adder, Black Adder # He rides a pitch-black steed # Black Adder, Black Adder # He's very bad indeed # Black his gloves of finest mole # Black his codpiece made of metal # His horse is blacker than a vole # His pot is blacker|than his kettle # Black Adder, Black Adder # With many a cunning plan # Black Adder, Black Adder # You horrid little man! # |
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