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Well, Mrs Miggins, at last we can return to sanity. The hustings are over, the bunting is down,|the mad hysteria is at an end. After the chaos of a general election,|we can return to normal. Has there been a general election, Mr Blackadder? - Indeed there has, Mrs Miggins.|- Well, I never heard about it. - Of course not - you're not eligible to vote.|- Why not? Because virtually no one is: women, peasants, chimpanzees, lunatics, Lords... - That's not true, Lord Nelson's got a vote.|- He's got a bost, Baldrick. Marvellous thing, democracy. Look at Manchester:|population, sixty thousand; electoral roll, three. Well, I may have a brain the size of a sultana,|but it hardly seems fair to me. Of course it's not fair and a damn good thing too.|Give the like of Baldrick the vote and we'll be back to cavorting druids,|death by stoning, and dung for dinner. I'm having dung for dinner tonight. - Who are they electing at these elections?|- The same old shower. Fat Tory landowners who get made MPs|when they reach a certain weight, raving revolutionaries who think that because they|do a day's work they have the right to get paid. Basically, it's a right old mess.|Toffs at the top, plebs at the bottom, and me in the middle making a fat pile of cash|out of both of them. You'd better watch out, Mr Blackadder,|things are bound to change. Not while Pitt the Elder's Prime Minister. He's about as effective as a catflap|in an elephant house. As long as his feet are warm and he gets a nice|cup of tea in the sun before his morning nap, he doesn't bother anyone|until his potty needs emptying. (MR SPEAKER):|Honourable members of the House of Commons, I call upon the new Prime Minister of Great Britain|and her empires: Mr William Pitt, the Younger. Mr Speaker, members of the House,|I shall be brief, as I have rather unfortunately become|Prime Minister right in the middle of my exams. I look forward to fulfilling my duty in a manner|of which Nanny would be proud. I shall introduce legislation to|utterly destroy three enemies of the State. The first is that evil dictator,|Napoleon Bonaparte. Here, here! The second is my old geography master,|banana-breath Scrigshanks. But most of all, sirs, I intend to pursue|that utter slob, the Prince of Wales. Here, here! Why, this year alone,|he has spent 15,000 pounds on banqueting... Boo! Boo! Boo! ..20,000 pounds on perfume... Boo! ..and, most astonishingly of all,|an astonishing 59,000 pounds on socks! Therefore, my three main policy priorities are: One, war with France; two, tougher sentences for geography teachers; and three,|a right royal kick up the Prince's backside! Hurray! I now put upon the leader of the Opposition|to test me on my Latin vocab. Sir, if I may make so bold,|a major crisis has arisen in your affairs. - Yes, I know, I've been pondering it all morning.|- You have, sir? Yes - socks! Run out again! Why is it that no matter how many millions of|pairs of socks I buy, I never seem to have any? Sir, with your forgiveness,|there is another even weightier problem. They just disappear! You'd think someone was coming in here, stealing|the damn things and then selling them off. Impossible, sir.|Only you and I have access to your socks. Yes, yes, you're right. For me, socks are like sex: tons of it about,|but I never seem to get any. If I may return to this very urgent matter.|I read fearful news in this morning's paper. Oh, no. Not another little cat caught up in a tree. No, sir. There's a vote afoot in the new Parliament|to strike you from the Civil List. Oh, yes, but what are they going to do|about my socks! If this bill goes through,|you won't have any socks... ..or trousers, shirts, waistcoats, or pantaloons.|They're going to bankrupt you. They can't do that - the public love me! Only the other day, I was out in the street|and they sang, "We hail Prince George!" "We hste Prince George." - Was it?|- I fear so, sir. However, all is not lost. Fortunately, the numbers in the Commons|are exactly equal. If we can get one more MP to support us,|then you're safe. Hurrah! Any ideas? Well, yes, sir. There is one man|who might be the ace up our sleeve. A rather crusty, loud-mouthed ace|named Sir Talbot Buxomly. Never heard of him. That's hardly surprising, sir. Sir Talbot has|the worst attendance record of any MP. On the one occasion he did enter the House of|Commons, he passed water in the Great Hall, and then passed out in the Speaker's Chair. If we can get him to support us,|then we are safe. According to 'Who's Who', his interests include|flogging servants, shooting poor people, and the extension of slavery to anyone|who hasn't got a knighthood. Excellent!|Sensible policies for a happier Britain! However, if we are to get him to support us,|he will need some sort of incentive. - Anything in mind?|- You could appoint him a High Court judge. - Is he qualified?|- He's a violent, bigoted, mindless old fool. Sounds a bit overqualified...|Well, get him here at once! Certainly, sir. I will return before you can|say "antidisestablishmentarianism". Well, I wouldn't be too sure about that!|Antidistibblincemin... Antimistilinstid... Antidistinctly-minty-monetarism.. Your Highness, Sir Talbot Buxomly, MP. Ah, Buxomly! Roaringly splendid to have you here.|How are you, sir? Heartily well, Your Highness. I dined hugely|off a servant before coming to town. - You eat your servants?|- No, sir, I eat offthem. Why should I spend good money on tables|when I have men standing idle? Why, indeed! Now, I dare say|you've heard of Mr Pitt's intentions. Young scallywag! - So you don't approve of his plans to abolish me.|- I do not, sir. Damn his eyes! Damn his britches!|Damn his duck pond! Hurrah for that! I care not a jot that you are the son of|a certified sauerkraut-sucking loon! It minds not me that you dress like a mad parrot and talk like a plate of beans negotiating|their way out of a cow's digestive system. It is no skin off my rosy nose that there are bits of lemon peel floating down the|Thames that would make better Regents than you. The fact is, you sre Regent,|appointed by God, and I shall stick by you forever,|though infirmity lay me waste and ill health|curse my every waking moment. Well, good on you, sir.|And don't talk to me about infirmity. Why, sir, you are the hardy stock|that is the core of Britain's greatness. You have the physique of a demigod.|Purple of cheek, and plump of fetlock, the shapely ankle and the well-filled trouser that|tells of a human body in perfect working order. He's dead, sir. Dead? - Yes, Your Highness.|- What bad luck, we were rather getting on. - We must move at once.|- In which direction? Sir Talbot represented the constituency of|Dunny-on-the-Wold, and, by an extraordinary stroke of luck,|it is a rotten borough. Really? Is it? Well, lucky, lucky us. Lucky, lucky, luck. Luck-luck...|Lark! Lark! Lark! Lark! Lark! Cluck! Cluck! Cluck!|Lark! Lark! Lark! You don't know what a rotten borough is,|do you, sir? No. So what was the chicken impression in aid of? I just didn't want to hurt your feelings.|So, what is a robber button? Rotten borough. A rotten borough, sir, is a|constituency where the owner of the land corruptly controls both the voters and the MP. - Good, yes, and a robber button is?|- Could we leave that for a moment? Dunny-on-the-Wold|is a tuppenny-ha'penny place. Half an acre of sodden marshland|in the Suffolk Fens with an empty town hall on it. Population: three rather mangy cows,|a dachshund named Colin, and a small hen in its late forties. So, no people at all, then?|Apart from Colin. - Colin is a dog, sir.|- Yes, yes, yes. Only one actual person lives there,|and he is the voter. - So, what's the plan?|- We must buy Dunny-on-the-Wold at once, and thus control the voter.|I shall need a thousand pounds. A thousand pounds? I thought you said it|was a "tuppenny-ha'penny" place. Yes, sir, the land will cost tuppence ha'penny, but|there are other factors to be considered: Stamp duty, window tax, swamp insurance, hen food, dog biscuits,|cow ointment - the expenses are endless. - Fine, the money's in my desk.|- No, sir, it's in my wallet. Oh, splendid! No time to lose, eh? My thoughts precisely, sir.|The only question is who to choose as MP. - Tricky.|- What we need is an utter unknown, yet someone over whom we have complete power.|A man with no mind, with no ideas of his own. One might almost say|a man with no brain. - Any thoughts?|- Yes, Your Highness. - You rang, My Lord?|- Meet the new MP for Dunny-on-the-Wold. But he's an absolute arsehead! Precisely, sir. Our slogan shall be:|"A rotten candidate for a rotten borough." Baldrick, I want you to go back to your|kitchen sink and prepare for government. Right. Now all we have to do is fill in this|MP application form. Name: Baldrick. - First name?|- I'm not sure. - You must have some idea...|- Well, it might be "Sod off". What? When I used to play in the gutter, I used to say|to the other snipes, "Hello, my name's Baldrick," and they'd say,|"Yes, we know. Sod off, Baldrick." All right... "Mr S. Baldrick." - Now, distinguishing features? None.|- I've got this growth in the middle of my face. That's your nose, Baldrick.|Any history of insanity in the family? Tell you what, I'll cross out the "in".|Any history of ssnity in the family? "None whatsoever." - Now, then, criminal record...|- Absolutely not. Come on, Baldrick, you're going to be an MP,|for God's sake! I'll just put "fraud and sexual deviancy". Now, minimum bribe level... One turnip. Hang on,|I don't want to price myself out of the market. Baldrick, do you have any ambitions in life|apart from the acquisition of turnips? No. What would you do|if I gave you a thousand pounds? I'd get a little turnip of my own. What would you do|if I gave you a million pounds? That's different.|I'd get a great big turnip in the country. (KNOCK ON DOOR)|Oh God, I'll get that. Sign here. Your Highness, Pitt the Younger. Why, hello there, young sabre, m'lad!|I say, here's fun. I've a shiny sixpence here for the clever fellow|who can tell me which hand it's in. Oh, school, school! On half hols, is it? I bet you can't wait to get back and get that bat in|your hand, and give those balls a good walloping. Mr Pitt is the Prime Minister, sir. Oh, go on! Is he? What, young Snotty here? - I'd rather have a runny nose than a runny brain.|- Eh? Prime Minister, we do have some lovely jelly in|the pantry. I don't know if you'd be interested. Don't patronise me,|you lower middle class yobbo! What flavour is it? - Blackcurrant.|- Eeeuughhh! I say, Blackadder, are you sure this is the PM?|Seems like a bit of an oily tick to me. We used to line up four or five of his sort, make|them bend over, and use them as a toast-rack. It doesn't surprise me, sir. I know your sort. Once, it was I who stood in the cold schoolroom,|a hot crumpet burning my cheeks with shame. Since that day, I have been busy every hour|God sends, working to become Prime Minister and fight sloth and privilege wherever I found it. I trust you weren't too busy|to remove the crumpet. You will regret this, gentlemen. You think|you can thwart my plans to bankrupt the Prince by fixing the Dunny-on-the-Wold by-election,|but you will be thrashed! I intend to put up my own brother|as a candidate against you. And which Pitt would this be? Pitt the Toddler? Pitt the Embryo? Pitt the Glint in the Milkman's Eye? Ha! Sirs, as I said to Chancellor Metternich|at the Congress of Strasbourg: "Pooh to you with knobs on!"|We shall meet, sirs, on the hustings. I say, Blackadder, what a ghastly squit!|He's not going to win, is he? No, sir, because, firstly, we shall fight this|campaign on issues, not personalities. Secondly, we shall be|the only fresh thing on the menu. And thirdly, of course, we'll cheat. Good evening and welcome to the|Dunny-on-the-Wold by-election. The turnout has been very good. As a matter of|fact, the voter turned out before breakfast. And I can bring you the|result of our exclusive Exit Poll which produced a 100 % result for... .."mind your own business, you nosy bastard." (VOICE IN THE CROWD): Mr Hanna, are you going|to talk to any of the candidates? I certainly am, and I can see Prince George,|who is leader of the Adder Party. Prince George, described in his party news sheet|as a "great moral and spiritual leader," but described by almost everyone else|as a "fat, flatulent git." - Prince George, hello.|- Good evening. And good evening, Colin. How do you see|your prospects in this campaign? Well, first, I'd like a word about the disgraceful|circumstances in which this election arose. We paid for this seat, and I think it's a damn|liberty that we should have to stand for it as well. And why is it, that no matter how many pairs of|socks you buy, you never seem to have enough? Fighting words from the Prince Regent. And now let's have a word from|the Adder Party candidate, Mr S. Baldrick, who so far has not commented on|his policies in this campaign, but with him is his election agent,|Mr E. Blackadder. Well, we in the Adder Party are going to fight|this campaign on issues, not personalities. - Why is that?|- Our candidate doesn't have a personality. - He doesn't say much about the issues, either.|- No, he's got something wrong with his throat. Perhaps he could answer one question.|What does the "S" in his name stand for? - "Sod off".|- Fair enough, none of my business, really. And now it's time, I think, for a result,|and tension is running very high here. Mr Blackadder assures me that this will be|the first honest vote ever in a rotten borough. And I think we all hope for a result|which reflects the real needs of the constituency. And behind me I can just see the Returning|Officer moving to the front of the platform. As the Acting Returning Officer|for Dunny-on-the-Wold... The Acting Returning Officer,|Mr E. Blackadder, of course. And we're all very grateful|that he stepped in at the last minute, when the previous Returning Officer accidently|stabbed himself in the stomach while shaving. I now announce the number of votes cast as|follows: Brigadier General Horace Bolsom... (HANNA): Keep-Royalty-White-Rst-|Catching-And-Safe-Sewage-Residents Party... No votes. Ivor "Jest ye not madam" Biggun... (HANNA): Standing-At-The-Back-Dressed-|Stupidly-And-Looking-Stupid Party... No votes. - Pitt, the Even Younger...|- (HANNA): Whig... - No votes.|- (HANNA): Oh, there's s shock. - Mr S. Baldrick...|-(HANNA): Adder Party... 16,472. (APPLAUSE AND CHEERING) And there you have it: victory for the Adder Party,|a sensational swing against the Whigs. I'll just try to get a final word with some of the|candidates as they come up from the stage. Master William Pitt the Even Younger,|are you disappointed? Yes! I'm horrified! I smeared my opponent,|bribed the press to be on my side, and threatened to torture the electorate if we lost. I fail to see|what more a decent politician could have done. Ivor Biggun, no votes at all for the Standing-At-The-Back-|Dressed-Stupidly-And-Looking-Stupid Party. - Are you disappointed?|- No, not really, no... I always say,|"If you can't laugh, what can you do?" Take up politics, perhaps.|Has your party got any policies? Oh yes, certainly! We're for the compulsory|serving of asparagus at breakfast, free corsets for the under-5's,|and the abolition of slavery. Many moderate people|would respect your stand on asparagus, but what about this extremist nonsense|about abolishing slavery? Oh, we just put that in for a joke!|See you next year! And now, finally, a word with the man who is at|the centre of this by-election mystery: the voter himself.|And his name is Mr E. Bla... Mr Blackadder, you are the only voter|in this rotten borough. Yes, that's right. - How long have you lived in this constituency?|- Since Wednesday morning. I took over from the previous electorate|when he, very sadly, accidently brutally cut his head off|while combing his hair. One voter, 16,472 votes... - A slight anomaly?|- Not really, Mr Hanna. You see, Baldrick may look like a monkey who's|been put in a suit and then strategically shaved, but he is a brilliant politician. The number of votes I cast is simply a reflection|of how firmly I believe in his policies. Well, that's excellent. That's all for me -|another great day for democracy in our country. Vincent Hanna, Country Gentleman's Pig|Fertilizer Gazette, Dunny-on-the-Wold. We are reprieved. It is a triumph|for stupidity over common sense. - Thank you very much.|- As a reward, Baldrick, take a short holiday. Did you enjoy it? Right. (MR SPEAKER): Will the honourable Members|please cast their votes, 'aye' or 'nay', for the striking of the Prince|Regent off the Civil List. Excuse me... Excuse me... Excuse me! - Hello, little chappie. Are you a new bug?|- Yeah, I don't know anyone here. I support the Prince and I don't know how to vote. We can soon change all of that, can't we?|Come along with me. Oh, thanks. (KNOCK ON DOOR) Well, well, well,|if it isn't the Lord Privy Toast-Rack. Pull up a muffin, sit yourself down. - You don't like me, do you, Mr Blackadder?|- Well, nobody likes a loser. - Then that's why nobody likes you.|- What? You lost the vote.|Your monkey obligingly voted for us. Oh God, no. If you want something done properly,|kill Baldrick before you start. You're beaten, Oik! And you and your disgusting|master have twenty-four hours to get out. Twenty-four hours is a long time in politics.|Good day. There is just one thing before I go. I've got this sort of downy hair developing|on my chest, is that normal? Also, I get so lonely and confused. I've written a poem about it,|maybe you'll understand. - "Why do nice girls hate me? Why..."|- Get out, you nauseating adolescent! Piss off! How could I have been so stupid?|Goodbye, Millionaire's Row. Hello, Room 12 of the Budley Salterton Twilight|Rest Home for the Terminally Short of Cash! And to think you once dreamed|you'd end up in the House of Lords. - What?|- The House of Lords. I'd forgotten about the House of Lords!|The Lords will never let the bill through. Every man-jack of them will be behind the Prince. - Right, take Baldrick off the spit.|- Hurrah... I've got a plan so cunning you could put a|tail on it and call it a weasel. Da-daa! (HUMS TRIUMPHANTLY) Oi, tally-ho, Blackadder! You look as happy as a man who thought|a cat had done its business on his pie, but it turned out to be an extra big blackberry. - Did our plan go well?|- Excellently, sir. Order a thousand pairs of finest cotton socks. Take out the drawings|for that beach hut at Brighton. - Hurrah!|- There was, however, one slight... (COUGHS)|..hiccup. Cough I think you mean. No, sir, hiccup. The motion about your impoverishment|has now moved on to the House of Lords. Bravo! Well, no worry there, then.|Every man-jack of them will be behind me. Ah, would that were so, Your Highness.|These are treacherous times. - Are they?|- Yes. It might be wise to appoint a new Lord,|to make sure the old Lords vote the right way. Good thought. New Lord... - Any idea who?|- Well, sir, one name does leap to mind. - Does it?|- Yes, sir. You couldn't make it leap any higher, could you? A young man in your service, sir,|who has done sterling work matching the political machinations|of the evil Pitt. Ah, of course! Blackadder, oh,|how can I ever thank you enough? It might also be worth bribing a few Lords, just to make sure they vote|the way their consciences tell them. - How many should we bribe?|- Oh, I think three hundred, to be sure, at a thousand pounds each. - Three hundred thousand pounds?|- Four hundred thousand, I think you'll find, sir. Yes, you're right. Well, thank God|I've got you to advise me, Bladder. Just remind me, what do I have to do|to appoint this Lord chappie? Oh, it's very simple, sir. You put on|your robes of State, he puts on his, then you sign the Document of Ennoblement|and dispatch him at once to the House of Lords. - Excellent! I shall change immediately.|- And so, sir, shall I. Voilą, Mrs Miggins. My robes of State.|A thousand pounds well spent, I think. Oh, very nice! Oh, it's real cat, isn't it? This is not cat, Mrs Miggins.|This is finest, leather-trimmed ermine with gold medallion accessories. Oh, go on, Mr Blackadder, it's cat. Oh, look, they've left the little collars on. "Mr Frisky. If found, please return to Emma|Hamilton, Marine Parade, Portsmouth." Oh, God! Ah, well, who cares about a dead cat|now that I'm a fat cat. - You're full of yourself today, Mr B!|- Which is more than can be said for Mr Frisky. My Lord. - My Lords.|- I'm sorry, sir? My Lords.|There is more than one Lord in the vicinity. Well, yes... Will you please welcome His Grace,|The Lord Baldrick! You made Baldrick a Lord? Well, yes.|"One who has recently done sterling work, matching the political machinations|of the evil Pitt." Good old Lord Baldrick. It's alright, Blackadder,|you don't have to curtsey or anything. - Might I let loose a short, violent exclamation?|- Certainly. Damn! Thank you, sir. I say, that's a bit of a strange get-up|you've got there, isn't it, Blackadder? Yes, I'm just off to a fancy dress party. I'm going as Lady Hamilton's pussy. There's just one question, sir, about the|four hundred thousand to influence the Lords. Ah, yes, I gave that to Lord Baldrick. Sir, might I be permitted|to take Lord Baldrick downstairs to give him some instruction|in his lordly duties? I think that's a splendid idea. This way, My Lord. Give me the bloody money, Baldrick,|or you're dead! "Give me the bloody money, Baldrick,|or you're dead, My Lord!" Just do it, Baldrick!|Otherwise, I shall further ennoble you by knighting you|rather clumsily with this meat cleaver. - I haven't got it.|- What? - I spent it.|- You spent it? What could you|possibly spend 400,000 pounds on? Oh, no... Oh, God, don't tell me. My dream turnip. Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip|that cost 400,000 pounds? Well, I had to haggle. This is the worst moment of my entire life. I spent my last penny on a catskin windcheater, and I've just broken a priceless turnip. (KNOCK ON DOOR) And now I'm about to be viciously slaughtered|by a naked Tunisian sock merchant. And all I can say, Baldrick, is this: It's the last time I dabble in politics! |
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