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Mr Blackadder... Leave me alone Baldrick. If I'd wanted to talk to|a vegetable I'd have bought one at the market. - Don't you want this message?|- No, thank you. God, I'm wasted here.|It's no life for a man of noble blood being servant to a master with the intellect of a|jugged walrus and all the social graces of a potty. I'm wasted too.|I've been thinking of bettering myself. I applied for the job|of village idiot of Kensington. - Get anywhere?|- I got down to the last two. - But I failed the final interview.|- What went wrong? I turned up.|The other bloke was such an idiot he forgot to. I'm afraid my ambitions stretch slightly further|than professional idiocy in West London. I want to be remembered when I'm dead. I want|books written about me, songs sung about me. And then, hundreds of years from now,|I want episodes from my life to be played out weekly at half past nine|by some great heroic actor of the age. Yeah, and I could be played|by some tiny tit in a beard. - Quite. Now, what's this message?|- I thought you didn't want it. - I may do. It depends what it is.|- So you do want it? - Well, I don't know, do I? It depends what it is.|- I can't tell you unless you want to know. Now I'm so confused I don't know|where I live or what my name is. Your name is of no importance and you live|in the pipe in the upstairs water-closet. Was the man who gave you this, by any chance,|a red-headed lunatic with a kilt and a claymore? Yeah, and the funny thing is,|he looked exactly like you. My mad cousin McAdder. The most dangerous|man ever to wear a skirt in Europe. Yeah, he came in here playing the bagpipes, then he made a haggis, sang Auld Lang Syne|and punched me in the face. - Why?|- I called him a knock-kneed Scottish pillock. An unwise action, Baldrick,|since Mad McAdder is a homicidal maniac. My mother told me to stand up|to homicidal maniacs. If this is the same mother who claimed|that you were a tall, handsome, stallion of a man, - I should treat her opinions with caution.|- I love my mum. And I love chops and sauce,|but I don't seek their advice. I hate it when McAdder turns up. He's such a|frog-eyed, beetle-browed basket-case. - He's the spitting image of you.|- No, he's not! We're about as similar|as two completely dissimilar things in a pod. What's the old tartan throw-back|banging on about this time? "Have come South for rebellion."|Oh, God. Surprise, surprise. "Staying with Miggins...|the time has come... best sword in Scotland... insurrection... blood... large bowl of porridge...|rightful claim to throne..." He's mad. He's mad. He's madder than Mad Jack McMad the winner|of last year's Mr Madman competition. (BELL RINGS) Ah! The walrus awakes. Blackadder, notice anything unusual? Yes, sir, it's 11:30 in the morning|and you're moving about. Is the bed on fire? Well, I wouldn't know,|I've been out all night. Guess what I've been doing? Wraaarrhhh... - Beagling, sir?|- Better even than that. Sink me, Blackadder, if I haven't just had|the most wonderful evening of my life. Tell me all, sir. As you know, when I set out I looked divine.|At the party, as I passed, all eyes turned. - And I dare say, quite a few stomachs.|- Well, that's right. And then these two ravishing beauties|came up to me and whispered in my ear that they loved me. - And what happened after you woke up?|- This was no dream, Blackadder. Five minutes later I was in a coach flying through|the London night bound for the ladies' home. And which ladies' home is this? A home for the|elderly or a home for the mentally disadvantaged? No, no, no.|This was Apsley House. Do you know it? Yes, sir. It is the seat of the Duke of Wellington.|Those ladies, I fancy, would be his nieces. Oh, so you fancy them too?|Well, I don't blame you. I spent a night of ecstasy|with a pair of Wellingtons and I loved it. Sir, it may interest you to know|that the Iron Duke has always let it be known that he will kill in cold blood anyone who takes|sexual advantage of any of his relatives. Yes, but big-nose Wellington is in Spain|fighting the French - he'll never know. On the contrary, sir.|Wellington triumphed six months ago. - I'm dead.|- It would seem so, sir. - I haven't got a prayer, have I, Blackadder?|- Against throat-slasher Wellington, the finest blade His Majesty commands?|Not really, no. Then I shall flee.|How's your French, Blackadder? Parfait, monsieur.|But I fear France will not be far enough. - Well, how's your Mongolian?|- Mmm, chang hatang motzo motzo. But I fear Wellington is a close personal friend|of the chief Mongol. They were at Eton together. I'm doomed. Doomed as the dodo. (KNOCKING)|Oh, my God, he's here, Wellington's here already! Oh, Your Grace, forgive me. I didn't know what I|was doing. I was a mad, sexually overactive fool. Sir, it's Baldrick. You're perfectly safe. Hurrah! - Until six o'clock tonight.|- Hurrooh. From the Supreme Commander,|Allied Forces Europe. "Sir, prince or pauper, when a man|soils a Wellington he puts his foot in it. This is not a joke. I do not find my name|remotely funny, and people who do, end up dead. I challenge you to a duel tonight|at eighteen hundred hours in which you will die. Yours, with sincere apologies for your impending|slaughter, Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington." Sounds a nice, polite sort of bloke. (GEORGE WHIMPERS) Don't worry, sir, please.|Just consider that life is a valley of woe filled with pain, misery, hunger and despair. Not for me. As far as I'm concerned life is|a big palace full of food, drink and comfy sofas. - May I speak, sir?|- Certainly not, Baldrick! The Prince is about to die.|The last thing he wants to do is exchange pleasantries|with a certified plum-duff. Easy, Blackadder, let's hear him out. Very well, Baldrick.|We shall hear you out, then throw you out. Well, Your Majesty, I have a cunning plan|which could get you out of this problem. Don't listen to him, sir.|It's a cruel proletarian trick to raise your hopes. I shall have him shot the moment|he's finished clearing away your breakfast. No, wait. Perhaps this disgusting degraded|creature is some sort of blessing in disguise. Well, if he is, it's a very good disguise. After all, did not our Lord send a lowly|earthworm to comfort Moses in his torment? No. Well, it's the sort of thing he might have|done. Well, come on, Mr Spotty, speak. Well, Your Majesty, I just thought -|this Wellington bloke's been in Europe for years. He don't know what you looks like. So why don't you get someone else|to fight the duel instead of you? But I'm the Prince Regent!|My portrait hangs on every wall! Answer that, Baldrick. My cousin Bert Baldrick,|Mr Gainsborough's butler's dogsbody, he says that all portraits look the same these|days, 'cause they're painted to a romantic ideal, rather than as a true depiction of the idiosyncratic|facial qualities of the person in question. Your cousin Bert obviously has|a larger vocabulary than you do, Baldrick. He's right, damn him! Anybody could fight|the duel and Wellers would never know. Baldrick's plan does seem to hinge on finding|someone willing to commit suicide on your behalf. Yes, but he would be fabulously rewarded. - Money, titles, castles...|- Coffin. That's right, I thought maybe Mr Blackadder|himself would fancy the job. What a splendid idea! Excuse me, Your Highness.|Trouble with the staff. Baldrick, does it have to be this way? Our valued friendship ending|with me cutting you into long strips and telling the Prince that you walked over a very|sharp cattle-grid in an extremely heavy hat? Mr Blackadder, you was only just saying|in the kitchen how you wanted to rise again. But, tiny, tiny brain, the Iron Duke will kill me. To even think about taking him on you'd have|to be some kind of homicidal maniac who was fantastically good at fighting,|like McAdder... McAdder could fight the duel for me! My apologies, sir. I was just having a word|with my insurance people. Obviously I would be delighted|to die on your behalf. God's toenails, Blackadder, I'm most damnably|grateful. You won't regret this you know. Well, that's excellent. There's just one point,|though, sir, re: the suicide policy. There is an unusual clause which states|that the policyholder must wear a big red wig and affect a Scottish accent in the combat zone. Small print, eh? Ah, Mrs Miggins. Am I to gather|from your look of pie-eyed exhaustion and the globules of porridge hanging off the walls that my cousin McAdder|has presented his credentials? Oh yes, indeed, sir. You've just missed him. - I hope he's been practising with his claymore.|- Oh, I should say so! I'm as weary as a dog with no legs|that's just climbed Ben Nevis. A claymore is a sword, Mrs Miggins. See this intricate wood carving|of the infant Samuel at prayer? He whittled that with the tip of his|mighty weapon with his eyes closed. Yes, exquisite. He bid me bite on a plank,|there was a whirlwind of steel, and within a minute three men lay dead|and I had a lovely new set of gnashers. Just tell him to meet me here at five o'clock|to discuss an extremely cunning plan. If all goes well, by tomorrow the clan of McAdder|will be marching the high road back to glory. I'll do you a nice packed lunch. Good news, Your Highness. This evening I will carve the Duke into a piece|of furniture with some excellent dental work. Your Highness? Your Highness! Oh, thank God it's you, Blackadder. I've just had word from Wellington,|he's on his way here now. The Duke must believe from the very start|that I am you. - Any ideas?|- There's no alternative, we must swap clothes. Fantastic, yes, dressing up. I love it. It's just like that story,|"The Prince And The Porpoise". "..and the Pauper" Oh, yes!|"The Prince and the Porpoise and the Pauper". Excellent, excellent.|Why, my own father wouldn't recognise me. Your own father never can. He's mad. Unfortunately, sir, you do realise|that I shall have to treat you like a servant? Oh, I think I can cope with that, Blackadder. And you will have to get used to calling me|"Your Highness", Your Highness. - "Your Highness, Your Highness."|- No, just "Your Highness", Your Highness. That's what I said, "Your Highness,|Your Highness", Your Highness, Your Highness. Yes, let's just leave that for now, shall we?|Complicated stuff obviously. Big Nose is here... - But what? Who? Where? How?|- Don't even try to work it out, Baldrick. Two people you know well have exchanged coats|and now you don't know which is which. I must say I'm pretty confused myself!|Which one of us is Wellington? Wellington is the man at the door. And the porpoise? Hasn't arrived yet, sir.|We'll just have to fill in as best we can without it. - Sir, if you would let the Duke in.|- Certainly, Your Highness, Your Highness. And you'd better get out too, Baldrick. Yes, Your Highness, Your Highness. Oh, God!|If only they had a brain cell between them. The Duke of Wellington! Have I the honour|of addressing the Prince Regent, sir? You do. Congratulations, Highness,|your bearing is far nobler than I'd been informed. Take my hat at once, sir, and be quicker|about it than you were with the door! - Yes, my Lord.|- I'm a Duke, not a Lord! Where were you trained, a dago dancing class?|Shall I have my people thrash him for you? No, he's very new.|At the moment I'm sparing the rod. Fatal error. Give them an inch|and before you know it they've got a foot, much more than that|and you don't have a leg to stand on. Get out! Now, sir, to business. I am informed that your royal father|grows ever more eccentric and at present believes himself to be|"a small village in Lincolnshire, commanding spectacular views|of the Nene valley." I therefore pass my full account of the war|on to you, the Prince of Wales. "We won." Signed Wellington. Well, that seems to sum it up very well.|Was there anything else? Two other trifling affairs, sir.|The men had a whip-round and got you this. Well, what I mean is, I had the men|roundly whipped until they got you this. It's a cigarillo-case engraved with the regimental|crest of two crossed dead Frenchmen, emblazoned on a mound|of dead Frenchmen motif. Thank you very much.|And the other trifling thing? - Your impending death, Highness.|- Yes, of course, mind like a sieve. I can not deny I'm looking forward to it. Britain has the finest trade,|the finest armies, the finest navies in the world. And what do we have for royalty?|A mad Kraut sausage sucker and a son who can't keep|his own sausage to himself. - The sooner you're dead the better.|- You're very kind. Now, you're no doubt anxious|to catch up with the news of the war. I have here the most recent briefs|from my general in the field. Yes, well if you could just pop them|in the laundry basket on the way out. Tea? Yes, immediately. Now, let's turn to the second front, my Lord. Now, as I understand it,|Napoleon is in North Africa. - And Nelson is stationed in...|- Alaska, Your Highness. In case Bony should try and trick us|by coming via the North Pole. Perhaps a preferable stratagem, Your Grace,|might be to harry him amid-ships as he leaves the Mediterranean.|Trafalgar might be quite a good spot. Trafalgar? Well, I'll mention it to Nelson. I'm beginning to regret|the necessity of killing you, Your Highness. I'd been told by everybody|that the Prince was a confounded moron. - Oh, no.|- Here's that tiresome servant of yours again. Budge up, budge up. How dare you|sit in the presence of your betters! Get up! - Cripes, yes, I forgot.|- You speak when you're spoken to. Unless you want to be flayed|across a gun carriage. Well? Sir, I fear you have been too long a soldier. We no|longer treat servants that way in London society. - Why, I hardly touched the man!|- I think you hit him very hard. Nonsense! That would have been a hard hit. I just hit him like that. No, sir, a soft hit would be like this. Whereas you hit him like this. Please, um, I wonder if I might be excused,|Your Highness, Your Highness. Certainly. I'm sorry about that, sir,|but one has to keep up the pretence. - I quite understand. You carry on the good work.|- Very well, sir. Hang on, this is bloody coffee! I ordered tea! You really are a confounded fool, aren't you? I'd heard that the Prince was an imbecile, whereas|his servant Blackadder was respected about town. Now that I discover the truth,|I'm disposed to beat you to death. Tea! Tell me, do you ever stop bullying|and shouting at the lower orders? Never! There's only one way to win a|campaign: shout, shout and shout again! You don't think then that inspired leadership|and tactical ability have anything to do with it? No! It's all down to shouting. (ROARS) I hear that conditions in your army are appalling. Well, I'm sorry, but those are my conditions|and you'll just have to accept them. That is until this evening|when I shall kill you. - Who knows, maybe I shall kill you.|- Nonsense. I've never been so much as scratched,|my skin is as smooth as a baby's bottom. Which is more than you can say for my bottom. One point, sir. I should, perhaps,|warn you that while duelling I tend to put on my lucky wig|and regimental accent. That won't help you. It would take a homicidal maniac|in a claymore and a kilt to get the better of me. Well, that's handy. I'm not leaving this kitchen|until that man is out of the house. (KNOCKING) It's all right, Your Majesty,|don't worry, I'll deal with this. Hello, Baldrick. I've brought your buns.|Where's Mr Blackadder? Oh, not upstairs still, running about after that|port-swilling, tadpole-brained smelly-boots? - I don't know who you mean.|- Prince George, Baldrick. His boots smell so bad a man would need to have|his nose amputated before taking them off. - Well, that's what Mr Blackadder says.|- As a joke. Didn't you write a little poem|about him last week? - No, I didn't.|- Oh, you did. "In the winter it's cool, in the summer it's hot,|but all the year round, Prince George is a clot." A lovely.|I said Prince George is a lovely. I'd better be off anyway. Tell Mr Blackadder|to expect Mr McAdder at five o'clock. As soon as that fat Prussian truffle-pig has got|his snout wedged into a bucket of tea-cakes. It must be next door you're wanting, strange woman|whom I've never seen before, Mrs Miggins. Baldrick! Is it true? Did you really write a poem|about how lovely I am? Yes, and Mr Blackadder loves you too. I must say I find that very touching. I do.|(BELL RINGS) I wish they wouldn't keep on doing that. Goodbye, sir.|And may the best man win - i.e. me. - Your tea, sir.|- You're late! Where the hell have you been for it? India? - Or Ceylon?|- Or China? Don't bother to show me the way out. I don't want|to die of old age before I get to the front door. Ah! Miggins. So where's McAdder?|I thought he was going to be here at five o'clock. Yes, I'm sorry. He's just popped out. You look ever so similar to each other,|you know, it's quite eerie. - Look, did you tell him to be here or not?|- I did, you just keep missing each other. - I can't imagine why.|- I'll tell you why! It's because there's no coffee shop in England|big enough for two Blackadders. Ah! Good day, cousin McAdder.|I trust you are well. Aye, well enough. - And Morag?|- She bides fine. And how stands that mighty army,|the clan McAdder? They're both well. I always thought|that Jamie and Angus were such fine boys. - Angus is a girl.|- Of course. So, tell me, cousin,|I hear you have a cunning plan. I do, I do. I want you to take the place of the Prince Regent|and kill the Duke of Wellington in a duel. - Aye, and what's in it for me?|- Enough cash to buy the Outer Hebrides. - What do you think?|- Fourteen shillings and sixpence? Well, it's tempting.|But I've got an even better plan. Why don't I pretend to be the Duke of Wellington|and kill the Prince of Wales in a duel? Then I could kill the King and be crowned|with the ancient stone bonnet of McAdder. And I shall wear the granite gown and limestone|bodice of MacMiggins, Queen of all the herds. Look, for God's sake, McAdder, you're not Rob Roy. You're a top kipper salesman|with a reputable firm of Aberdeen fishmongers. Don't throw it all away. If you kill the Prince|they'll just send the bailiffs round and arrest you. Oh blast, I forgot the bailiffs. - So we can return to our original plan then?|- No, I'm not interested. I'd rather go to bed|with the Loch Lomond monster. And I have to be back in the office on Friday. I promised Mr McNaulty I'd shift|a particularly difficult bloater for him. Forget the whole thing.|I'm off home with Miggsy. Yes, yes. Show me the glen where the kipper|roams free. And forget Morag forever. No, never. I must do right by Morag. We must return to Scotland and you must|fight her in the old Highland way - bare-breasted|and each carrying an eight pound baby. Yes! I love babies. You're a woman of spirit! I look forward|to burying you in the old Highland manner. Farewell, Blackadder, you spineless goon. Oh, God!|Fortune vomits on my eiderdown once more. Ah, Blackadder. It has been a wild afternoon|full of strange omens. I dreamt that a large eagle|circled the room three times, and then got into bed with me|and took all the blankets. And then I saw that it wasn't an eagle at all|but a large black snake. Also, Duncan's horses did turn|and eat each other - as usual. - Good portents for your duel, do you think?|- Not very good, sir. I'm afraid the duel is off. - Off?|- As in "sod". I'm not doing it. By thunder, here's a pretty game. You will stay,|sir, and do duty by your Prince or I shall... Or what, you port-brained twerp?|I've looked after you all my life. Even when we were babies I had to show you|which bit of your mother was serving the drinks. Please, please, you've got to help me.|I don't want to die. - I've got so much to give. I want more time.|- A poignant plea, sir. But the answer, I'm afraid, must remain:|"You're going to die, fat pig." Oh, wait, wait! I'll give you everything. Everything?|The money, the castles, the jewellery? The highly artistic|but also highly illegal set of French lithographs? Everything. The amusing clock where the little man comes out|and drops his trousers every half hour? - Yes, yes, all right.|- Very well, I accept. A man may fight for many things:|his country, his principles, his friends, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally|I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock,|and a sack of French porn. You're on. Here's the plan. When he offers me the swords, I kick him|in the nuts and you set fire to the building. In the confusion we claim a draw. Your Highness, let's be about our business. Don't forget, Baldrick. You... when I... Come, sir. Choose your stoker. - Are we going to tickle each other to death?|- No, sir. We fight with cannon. But I thought we were fighting with swords. What do you think this is, the Middle Ages?|Only girls fight with swords these days. Stand by your gun, sir.|Hup two three! Hup two three! Wait a minute! Stand by cannon for loading procedure.|Stoke! Muzzle! Wrench! "Congratulations on choosing the Armstrong|Whitworth four-pounder cannonette. Please read instructions carefully and it should|give years of trouble-free maiming." Check elevation! Chart trajectory! Prime fuse! Aim! - Wait a minute.|- Fire! - Mr B! Sir, please help me get his coat off.|- Leave it, Baldrick. It doesn't matter. Yes it does. Blood's hell to shift.|I want to get it in to soak. You die like a man, sir - in combat. You think so? Dammit, we must build|a better world. When will the killing end? You don't think I too dream of peace? You don't think that I too yearn to end|this damn dirty job we call soldiering? Frankly, no. My final wish on this Earth|is that Baldrick be sold to provide funds|for a Blackadder foundation to promote peace and to do research into the possibility|of an automatic machine for cleaning shoes. And so I charge... His Highness is dead. Actually, I'm not sure I am. That cigarillo-box you gave me was placed exactly|at the point where the cannon-ball struck. I always said smoking was good for you. Honour is satisfied.|God clearly preserves you for greatness. His Highness is saved. Hurrah! Um, no actually, it's me. I'm His Highness.|Well done, Bladders, glad you made it. What in the name of Bonaparte's balls|is this fellow doing now? No, I really am the Prince. It was all just larks,|and darn fine larks at that I thought. I have never, in all my campaigns,|encountered such insolence! Your master survives an honourable duel|and you cheek him like a French whoopsy! I can contain myself no longer! I die. I hope men will say of me|that I did duty by my country. I think that's pretty unlikely, sir. If I was you|I'd try for something a bit more realistic. - Like what?|- You hope that men will think of you as a thicky. All right, I'll hope that.|Toodle-oo, everyone. (A VOICE):|Kneel for His Majesty, the King of England! Somebody told me my son was here. I wish him to marry this rose-bush.|I want to make the wedding arrangements. Here I am, Daddy. This is the Iron Duke Wellington,|commander of all your armed forces. Yes, I recognised the enormous conk. - He's a hero. A man of wit and discretion.|- Bravo! You know, my son, for the first time in my life|I have a real fatherly feeling about you. People may say I'm stark raving mad|and say the word Penguin after each sentence, but I believe that we two can make Britain great, you as the Prince Regent and I as King Penguin. Well, let's hope, eh? Wellington, will you come|and dine with us at the palace? - My family have a lot to thank you for.|- With great pleasure. Your father may be as mad as a balloon,|but I think you have the makings of a fine king. Eine wunderbare Hochzeitja! Baldrick, clear away that dead butler, will you? There's a new star in heaven tonight.|A new freckle on the nose of the giant pixie. No, actually Baldrick, I'm not dead.|You see, I had a cigarillo-box too, look. Oh, damn, I must have left it on the dresser... |
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