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This jade imperial seal was stolen|from Thief Ghost by Kung to present to the city master There is also a rumour amongst|the kung-fu world that imperial agent Dragon 9|is searching for him Good Then l will make a gift of this seal|and return it to its owner We only see our three dumb brothers|in Tianshan lt is boring us to death The smell of snow just fallen|is really good Oh really? Oh, yes! Smells quite good That's enough. You won't be able|to smell of a man anyway Big sister, who are you laughing at? Among the four of us, you flirt the most When you see young masters on the street You just stare|without blinking your eyes Who said it? l just want to meet more friends Don't be shy! We are normal girls lt's just normal to want|to meet our Prince Charming What's so funny? That's right! Ziqing is most frank! OK My second sister, of all the masters,|who do you want to meet most? Simon the Snow Blower Simon the Snow Blower? The one who kills and|spills no drop of blood l heard he is very difficult to approach No. l would say he is very dangerous So l've heard too|There are lots of legends about him They say he is the god of swords,|a unification of man and sword l am very curious and want to know|if he is really that dangerous That's better, so he doesn't practice|the Book of the Sunflower What does that mean? You really don't know? Do tell me quick The Book of the Sunflower... OK, l'll tell you alone That's enough, you bitch,|don't talk nonsense lt's true! Master! Of the Seven Sons of Tianshan,|l've only brought the four of you down My aim is to preserve justice|and arrest Thief Ghost l have heard that|the biggest suspect is coming uphill Who is this suspect? Dragon 9 He has a dual status|He is the Thief Ghost Go get ready Yes, Master! l never thought... ...there'd be such a refined tea-house|in such wilderness Great Waiter! Coming! Sir, what would you like to drink? The ''Daughter Red'',|as red as your cheeks, you have it? Of course! Good! You look fecund Good! Pardon me, my hand slipped Good wine! Oh, who would have thought|you have put poison in the wine! l am Lin Yunhe of the Tianshan Clan Today l am going to do justice|and capture the Thief Ghost l am not the Thief Ghost!|You wronged me... Four Sons, go ahead! Yes! Hold it! You Lin Yunhe are the real Thief Ghost You use your status as leader|of the Tianshan Clan to hide your crime You leave your big bum pupils alone! Cut the bullshit! Go ahead! Oh...shit! Wow! Big bum. l like it! Kill him! Yes! You can bear children but not kill... Go! What a big snow ball,|l need girl but not ball Master! Go away! Why don't you come tomorrow? l have long wanted|to test your sword skills Live or die? Big! Live Master... Sister! You use your disciples as your shield!|How despicable! Sister... Hey! Don't just keep courting women! l want to fly! Where do you want to fly? Where can you fly? What are you shouting? l am going with you! lt's not that easy! l can get everything Even the Monkey King l like your rudeness Hey, here comes another adulterer, you! You always take advantage|of me with your words lf you are smart enough, marry me Why should l marry you? lt's better to go to the corner|at the wall and do a little caressing Come along! Come! What's wrong?|Last time you said l was great l am not going to play with you! The minister is afraid you might take|the blame and not finish the mission Have l ever failed in my missions? Where is he? He is waiting for you|with Dragon 6 and Dragon 7 l will go in and find them,|then come back to you l have only been away|for a while and you look awful! How can l kiss with you|as your teeth are dirty We are getting short of people lt is in critical moments that|we realize the more people the better l really miss Dragon Fat (8) Too bad, he has now become|the god of the foods lf you miss him so much,|l let you see him ''Fat Choy''! We have three out of four We almost died without you here|to fill the place. ''Red Sword''! l win! lt's ''Thirteen Odds''! lmperial Agent! lt's only a beautiful|name. We can't really live on the salary lf you don't help me a bit,|l'll be broke You even win the ''Thirteen Odds'', aren't|you afraid of being denounced by God! You will lose your good luck one day l just got rid of the Thief Ghost,|do l have to be scared of losing my luck Minister, be careful of what you play lf you let him win, l have to pay too You are his left player and|you don't watch him out You are also to be blamed! What's this? This is a western telescope Best used to peek on others Let me have a look Okay lt really works! This invention was left here|by the ltalian Marco Polo You can even use it to zoom|Can we have wide angle? You try it Can you see any woman in the bath? Yes! l see one, it's your mom! Shit! lt's really a woman! Here's the mouth, big eyes... What are you peeking? Want to die? So it's the loose-tongued on|a close look and Princess Phoenix with three mouths on a far look So it's four eyebrows on a far look and a dumb face on a close look! Why don't the four of you engage|in some self-criticism? Playing mahjong during office hours|You want me to inform the emperor? Then... Your highness Princess Phoenix|Please mind your tongue... No, l mean please be lenient|to us in what you say OK, give this to me then No... Give it to me! No... She is being destructive again She has broken the telescope Princess Phoenix, l heard that|you are practicing on Mount Holy Girl How come today... Me! My master said that l have|learned all her martial arts already So l come back So there would be chaos|in the palace from now on Dragon 9, you making fun of me? l wasn't talking about you lt's...him only Dragon 7, any new inventions lately? Yes, Your Highness! We have just set up a creative group We just have a new invention,|the flying kite Dragon 9 has tried it, it's quite good Depends on who sits on it We have a great creative group Members include they are,|Dragon 1 , Dragon 2... Dragon 3 and Dragon 4 And l am the convener So these are|the four world-famous Dragon 1 to 4 Who use to scare the hell out|of the bad guys That's right But who knows what sacrifices|we have to make in this business! Look at him|Once brilliant and handsome... and now, all that is left|is a pair of silent eyes nothing more! Look at Dragon 2,|seems to be strong and reliable but then, he is only a limp l don't need to explain|about the third one Poor broken arm! And the fourth is... He... He can't be Dragon 4? He used to be 1 80cm tall and|weighed 200odd catties l was beaten and had internal wounds|l have shrunken to this size There's still the fifth!|He's disappeared for one year We put in a lot of ads looking for him From central to local,|searched everywhere But still no sign of him That's why all the complicated cases|are now handled by me alone Dragon 9!|Have you forgotten this ''Great Umbrella'' that has been with you|through life and death? Princess, this is the latest product ''Great Umbrella''!|There's two buttons here! Don't push! l told you not to do that The Great Umbrella has 82 uses The gun is only one of them Really? Let me try this button Hey! No! The second function|of the Great Umbrella is to shoot out 49 pins|in the shortest time This function is named|the ''Fairy Maiden's Spike Shower'' l like this one! So what if you like it|This was made specially for me Give it back! l want it Give it back! l want it! Give it back! Give me! l want it! Don't fright for that Don't do that, it's messed up Hand off She is princess|You'll be damned if you hurt her No, don't Minister, there are a lot of invaders|in the square Who have the guts to step in here! l'll go and have a look Who's there? What a nice|''Hovering Heavenly Fairy'' stance You are really learned You must be Dragon 9 with four eyebrows There's no one except|White Cloud City Master Cool-Son Yeh who can strike such a powerful stance|in the kung-fu world Cool-Son Yeh? Royal Uncle Pingnan, it's me, Phoenix! So you've grown up,|you know how to address people now Everyone grows up One can't always be a kid ln my heart,|you will always be a small girl Yes, she's not even weaned Uncle Pingnan, what are you doing here? l'm here for two matters The first is already written on the wall Heavenly Cool Son,|like a fairy swordsman Fifteenth the first month,|moon shines like the sun We fight just this once,|atop the City Forbidden l don't get it ls Simon the Snow Blower your friend? Of course not|He is my very very very good friend! Please pass on these six phrases to him lf anyone of you here is a friend|of Simon the Snow Blower l welcome you to pass on my message lf you want to fight in the palace,|it's difficult to explain to the Emperor Simon the Snow Blower and|me are regarded... as ''God of Sword'' and ''Sword Saint'' Such a sacred fight must be fought|in the noblest place l think it is a bit difficult Tell your friend not to be late Cool-Son Yeh,|you said you are here for two matters? What's the other one? The Thief Ghost stole|the Jade lmperial Seal from the Emperor lt's now with me and l want to return it to the owner l heard that your ''Buddha's Pointer'' Can catch any weapon in the world You think you can catch this? Thank you! That's really an ace Your Majesty This Jade lmperial seal|has been returned by Master of Pingnan The imperial seal passed down|by ancestors, lost and found Congratulations! Uncle Pingnan is highly skilled|in martial arts and he is also loyal to me l am thinking|what l should give him in return Brother, why don't you ask him to come|to the palace to teach me martial arts? lf you call that a gift it's worse... then asking him to kneel on glass|as a penalty How dare you be so rude to me|in front of my brother! l don't dare The Powerful Four are|all gathered here today You must have something to tell me ls that right, Manager Liu? You are so wise, Your Majesty! Your Majesty,|Master of Pingnan Cool-Soon Yeh... has send a letter inviting|Simon the Snow Blower to have a fight with him on the 1 5th|January on top of the Forbidden City Just up above? This could be fun! Your Majesty, this is outrageous Who cares if he is Master of Pingnan|or the best swordman This cannot be allowed! A fight between two great masters,|it's a rare occasion lf l stop it,|it will disappoint everyone So Your Majesty want to print|some tickets to earn some money? Jin Guangda, with the men you have how many can you let into the palace? With the number of men in the palace,|only eight Okay then l will issue eight gold medals|with a special sign Whoever holds this medal|can enter the palace But There're millions of great masters|in the kung-fu world and only eight medals Who is to decide|to whom these medals are to be given? You! Hey! You... Dragon 9! Tell me Who is going to win between|Simon the Snow Blower and Cool-Son Yeh? Tell me! Don't go! Tell me, please... Hey! Don't go! l am an lmperial Agent, l am famous lf you pull me on a big street... and l fall down in the new year,|what face do l have? Then why don't you just tell me|who is going to win? Tell me! You tell me! l'm asking you, tell me quick! One is my good friend One is a senior in the kung-fu world|l admire... lt must be Royal Uncle Pingnan Why? He's cool! He has personality l believe|there is no one who can beat... ...his ''Hovering Heavenly Fairy'' stance Don't go! You still not answer me You're bad! You're so shameless! Please tell me who will win! lf you follow me l will deal with you here! Oh! Dare you to bully me? How can you do that? You are the princess,|how dare l bully you? You have also learned all the kung-fu,|l can't fight you then How about that? Grab two eunuchs and|use a candle to burn their ass that could be fun! l don't want to play that! You tell me who is going to win first? Cool-Son or Simon? l have important things to do? l'll answer you when l come back, okay? Okay. Let's go Don't follow me! Hey!... You are so irritating! Please l've been busy! l know you are busy,|so l dare not find you l only miss you everyday Actually, l have written a letter Let me see No. l am afraid you will look down on me l will only be touched How about that...you read it out to me No... lf you say no, l'll never miss you Okay, but you mustn't laugh at me Brother 9, haven't seen you for days,|l miss you very much You know l'm not a scholar So l don't know what to say Am l a fool? l just wish you would come|to see me soon Lastly, l wish you|all the best luck and longevity That's it This is the most touching love letter|l have ever read Really? You take it? Total charge 50 taels 50 taels? You give to me? We have played this two times already Last time l cried severely, this time|there's only two drops of tears Shall we play something new|and more exciting? What shall we play then? l heard there is a mouth trick spreading|around among the people Seems to be great fun lt's called... What's that? lt's called ''lce Fire'', you understand? You are bad! No, we'll play another! Okay, we won't play ''lce Fire'' We'll play crossed pair cards,|or zigzag arrows... You bad boy! You play with someone else! Disgusting! What's this thing? lt's so long? You hurt my skin,|but you still haven't touched my flesh So if you think this is not new,|we'll play some brain games Don't you know l am the lmperial Agent? l've solved numerous mysterious,|l'm called the god of Logic You play these games with me? Okay, l'll play with you|Ask me a question Okay, l test you A woman has two limbs for the arm|and two limbs for the legs, that's four limbs So how many limbs do men have? Of course they have five limbs So when you add a man and a woman,|how many limbs are there? When they are making love? Yes They should have... Nine limbs? Not exactly Eight? No, not eight|Nine is not correct either The correct answer is... ...eight and then nine,|eight and nine... Eight limbs and nine limbs? Eight limbs and nine limbs... But the one l have been used to is... ...eight-and-a-half and eight,|eight-and-a-half... What's the matter? There are a lot of people outside|looking for Master Dragon Doesn't seem to have come|with good intentions! Okay! l have to go out Hey! You will expose your spots What's wrong with exposing myself, it's only if you expose that|we have to charge extra l'm not going out! Let's study this... ...seven limbs is good,|so is eight limbs, nine limbs... Come out! Come out... Don't be so nervous. Relax... l'm not here to check your license|or to close your business l come here as a hooker,|just like all of you l'm a consumer l'm here to take a bath with her l pay full price Moustache Gold, you bastard!|You expose my status? Right! l am an lmperial Agent And Moustache Gold,|he is a triad leader of the capital We used to mind our own business, but... We are good adopted brothers! He's also my adulterous brother Good brother! Good adulterer! lt's only because you court her that|l have not protested! Master Gold! Hey, it's just a brothel,|do you need to be so heavily armed? Right, l've come here for you Who are you? You look a stranger l am the one who is good at drinking,|gambling, and whoring... Cut it off! You are lmmoral Wu,|the one with everything but a moral character Coming! You placing a bet with him? Yes, we are betting on all we have l buy that our good friend|Simon the Snow Blower will win and he is buying for Cool-Son Yeh This time l can't help you Simon the Snow Blower is invincible|How can he lose? He may be before l met Cool-Son Yeh When l saw his|''Hovering Heavenly Fairy'' stance... Was it powerful? Very powerful Really very powerful? Very powerful indeed! Then, l must... You are a gentleman,|you said it before so many witnesses You can't go back on your words now You won't know before the duel! We are good friends|of Simon the Snow Blower No matter what the chances are,|we still support him! Simon work hard! Simon work hard!... Simon Qing work hard!|Simon Qing work hard!... Where do you find a Simon Qing?|lt's Simon! Simon work hard! Simon work hard,|Simon work hard, Simon... Dragon 9, l haven't finished Actually, l've come to look for you... Damn you! You go to a brothel for prostitutes,|why do you look for me? l want to buy a medal from you! You know about it? The lmperial guards asked you|to issue the eight gold medals So they can enter the palace|to watch the duel The whole kung-fu world knows about it Everyone knows? These are matters of the rivers and|lakes and the paparazzi are interested? There'll be no secrets|in the kung-fu world from now on l am placing such a large bet|with Moustache Gold Of course l am qualified to watch... Who said you are qualified? lt's not up to you. lt's my decision! So are you selling? How much? Ten thousand taels Ten thousand taels You go around the corner and say it|499 times more! Ten thousand taels... Listen everyone, pay attention Cool-Son Yeh is meeting|the three Tang Brothers to negotiate at Chun Hua House Let's go and watch, shall we? Great! Let's go! Have they started fighting? Little master, tell me Why are you all so cool? Don't you see?|One main character is still missing Haven't seen What a coincidence! You are so late,|l thought you wouldn't come Why? Give way! ln a while Uncle Pingnan will use|the stance ''Hovering Heavenly Fairy'' And stab Tang Fei and Tang Ao|in one blow. How impressive No wonder, no one sits on the seats|around Tang Fei and Tang Ao l was surprised. Let's go over Sit down, drink some tea and|wait for Cool-Son Yeh The Tangs in Sichuan are famous|for their poison That's why no one dares go near Those two guys are sweating|on such a cool day Dragon 9, don't you sell me the medal? Get off! This lady must have something l wish we can find Simon the Snow Blower|as soon as possible We must take revenge ourselves and not let him die|in Cool-Son Yeh's hands Cool-Son Yeh! Every time Cool-Son Yeh appears|he has to make a fuss He must spend a lot of money|on the girls So you are Tang Fei Cool-Son Yeh, l will take revenge|for my big brother Tang Ling today The Sichuan Tangs have|four famous brothers l killed Tang Ling There's you two, where's Tang Yong? You let him look for you everywhere! Cool-Son Yeh, either you die... ...or l die today! You deserve? l have brought the greatest|Hidden Weapon of the Tangs, the ''Net above Snares Below'' Pin What's that? There are altogether 1 99 pins When we throw them out, not even|a mosquito can escape within 30 feet Friends, this matter only concerns me|and Cool-Son Yeh Others please give way None of my business l'd advise you not to fight We Sichuan Tangs' poisoned|hidden weapons are scared by everyone in the kung-fu world l'm not scared, l just want to tell you Once l pull out my sword,|it will shed blood Don't regret it You're really not scared? How can a bit of dust be poison? Oh, Cool-Son Yeh, you are God,|God of Sword Oh my god! How can he finish off|Chun Hua House with one blow? Our bet has been concluded You can't back off! Brother! l said it, don't force me to fight Wait for me! There's something wrong? What is it? The problem is... ...l don't know what's wrong Come out! Come out Hi, you were great! You're hurt? Are you okay? lf you can keep the secret l won't kill you lf you ask me not to tell|of course l won't l don't know anything Are you alright? Hey, come over here Are you okay? You better leave,|this place is too dangerous Remember, you promised|you would not tell others that l am hurt Otherwise, l will be chased... l can find the Tianshan Snow Lotus it can cure all kinds of poison,|how about l bring some back to you? You must keep it well Sorry, but... You are in hiding, how can l find you? Leaf? l'll come see you when l hear this sound This can make sound?|A leaf can make a sound? Let me try it Try again You have to be gentle Let me! l know! ls that right? Right! Cool-Son Yeh, l will find|the Tianshan Snow Lotus to cure you So you can fight Simon the Snow Blower|in good condition Wait for me! Did you awaken? You have lost your consaiousness|for ten days You want to kill me, no need to hurry Why did you save me? Duty Do you know|this is worse than death for me? Though my master killed my three sisters Still he has brought me up What has that got to do with me? Why am l the only one left alive? And l am at the house of my enemy,|what would people say? Naive To prove my innocence... Today is New Year's day This cake is famous in our Simon House lt's called the Wife Cake Come to buy fish, it will make a fortune You give red packets to everyone? lt's the new year,|they only have to say Happy New Year l give them red packets... How much is in each packet? lt's 1 00 taels in each packet 1 00 taels! You don't even know them? l will lose all my fortune to|that bastard anyway... lt's the New Year lt's lmmoral Wu l'll spend whatever l can So you are saying that our|Simon the Snow Blower is bound to lose? Haven't you seen Cool-Son Yeh|at Chun Hua House? You really believe|someone can be quicker than him? Think about it! l really regret it What's wrong? Right, Cool-Son Yeh's|''Hovering Heavenly Fairy'' is powerful but...l really think|there is something wrong What's wrong?|l don't know, we'll find out in the end But your friend Simon the Snow Blower,|you think he would come? lf he doesn't show up,|then the duel can't continue Then l don't have to lose my fortune,|that's good! Have you been listening? Two bastards are on my way! Hey! So it's you! Come, Happy New Year!|Here's a red packet... Dragon 9,|your good friend Simon the Snow Blower He's going to show up today? Why do you ask the same question? You conspired with him? You don't belong to our group,|who are you? They are two of the sons|of the ''Seven Tianshan Sons'' The one who keeps talking is Yen Zizhun and the dumb one is Xiao Zichong You and Simon the Snow Blower|killed my master We brothers are going|to get even with you today You can't say that|One has to bear his own consequences Your master is a serious criminal|and l am an lmperial Agent Of course l have to arrest him What's wrong|if l hit him when he resists? My master is definitely|not the Thief Ghost, he was wronged Hey, your sister Ye Ziqing|is still alive, go ask her About how he killed her three sisters Bullshit! Simon the Snow Blower killed|our three sisters Ye Ziqing is licentious, she survived and has an affair|with Simon the Snow Blower lf l see them, l'll kill them too! Keep your words here, if he hears you then... Then what? Then, he only needs to touch|their heads gently and they will explode Bullshit! Simon the Snow Blower is not here today Dragon 9, you die first! Come! Come! That's the ''Telepathic Microsteps''|and ''Buddha's Pointer''. Powerful! l'm really worried about my fingers l deal with a lot of novices like you lf l am not careful and break|one of my fingers, that's real trouble! You two are creating trouble,|inviting death! How do you want to deal with them? They are just acting on impulse|Forget it Brother! Brother!... Killing and spilling no drop of blood,|that's marvelous! Simon the Snow Blower! You have evidence? Don't rattle on! Brother, look! What's up? Don't move! Look behind you! My brothers! l know, this is the lmperial Manager,|Eunuch Liu And he is Hawk Brother Six My younger brother is|the best apprentice of Mr. Skilful He can make clay dolls of anyone|he has seen That means, it is these three clay dolls|that killed him But Manager Liu is not that powerful Who is it? Hawk Brother Six is worse,|he only knows how to gamble So the real murderer is this one But his face is blurred and|can't be recognized There's no way to guess What's the matter? Killing and spilling no drop of blood,|is he really Simon? Must be him Manager Liu, l asked you to fetch the|Tianshan Snow Lotus, have you got it? Then get it now Yes Sister, who are you giving|this Tianshan Snow Lotus to? This Tianshan Snow Lotus is|very precious, l want it for myself l heard it is good for the eyes the skin, and for general health... lt's death penalty for cheating the king Phoenix knows Tianshan Snow Lotus' main function|is to cure poison l don't care whom you give it to Anyway, it's good that use it|to save and not to injure Thank you, brother l knew you are an understanding|and good emperor You are eccentric, full of tricks Tell me, have you found your lover? Of course not! Really no? No You know You are of royal blood like me You don't have the right|to choose the one you love ln the eyes of the common people,|they envy us But then l envy them more|because they have the freedom to love You speak my mind You must have found a lover Who is he? Tell me! l said no No? Are you telling me or not? No... Tell me, yes or no? No! l'll mar your face! This is Master Ball He will take us to Hawk Brother Six So you are the famous|lmperial Agent Dragon 9 You are so handsome! l like you! Brother 9.9. Why are all eunuchs like this? Bear with him, treat him|as your girlfriend You are so handsome,|you are bound to be courted The palace is like a maze Why don't you get lost and go to my room Wouldn't that be nice? lf l am so unlucky to go to your room l'll hit your head in one blow You are bad Normally, the eunuchs in the palace|and the guards can't go around So Hawk Brother Six has found a place|where no one know And set up a gambling house there The eunuchs and guards treat it as a club He is so popular, does he know|how to serve the eunuchs' asses? Place your bet! Hold it... Three Sixes. l get all! l am glad l was late You are Dragon 9, right? What's the matter? Well, l know you are a practical person lf l want a deal,|l have to gamble with you, right? How do you want to gamble? Up to you, if you win These 5,000 taels are yours What if l lose? lf you lose, l don't want money l just want to know... ...who this clay doll really is? How come you have this clay doll? lt's with you... These three clay dolls are found|on the body of Shi Zilun He must have found out something|he should not know and had himself killed Okay, l take your bet We'll play dice,|whoever gets the greater number wins Okay Have you thought carefully Do you know his other name? l know What? He is the ''Dice Devil'' That's right,|everyone calls me the Dice Devil l have never lost Come on All 1 8 dice are ''6'', that makes 1 08 l'm finished. Your turn Okay So you take that as shaken? Yes, and l have won too That's one point greater One point greater! That's not shaking the dice! You haven't said|l can't shake it that way! You... What about me? You have so many ''fans'' here|supporting you, be a gentleman Okay, Dragon 9, you are smart! Everyone knows that So can you tell me|who this clay doll is now? l never thought|our meeting would be overheard He is... Be careful! He's dead! Stop fooling around! He's killed to keep his mouth shut He must be a great kung-fu master|and very wicked too Of the three dolls, one is dead,|one is unknown The only one left is Manager Liu Wait... Where are you going in such a hurry? Manager Liu is dead!|We are going to his funeral Cool-Son Yeh, where are you? You must take care yourself,|don't be killed Why are you sighing? Why are you here? There are two persons dead in the palace Everything is a mess, so l am here How's your injury? This is the Tianshan Snow Lotus, eat it l'll recover as soon as possible for you Then, l can get ready soon and win! l know you will win Thank you Does the emperor know about the duel? He knows, and he knows you will win too One of us would lose lt's not who wins that is important This duel has become too important lf we don't finish it,|l'm afraid it won't happen again l'm sure you'll win! What's the matter with you? Nothing Cool-Son Yeh, whether you live or die win or lose l'll be by your side Why do you treat me like this? When l am blocking the sun for you? Where's Cool-Son Yeh? Cool-Son Yeh? Was he around? You weren't having a ''wild game''|with him here last night? Stop blabbing here! ls Cool-Son Yeh really injured? Top secret! lf you don't want to tell,|l dare not ask l just want to remind you Remind me of what? Mastering the sword|is a very lonely business To be an invincible swordsmen You have bear loneliness|which no normal person can bear As his woman, it is more difficult to|describe the pressure she has to suffer This is all so hard to understand lf you fall in love|with an invincible swordsman, you've to share his loneliness and also suffer the torment|of losing him at any time lt's not easy lt's funny to see you talking|to me so seriously Okay, l am going to investigate now,|interested? lnvestigate what? Shi Zilun truly is my closest disciple He has learned 70% of my skills Mr. Skilful,|can you return this clay doll? l am his master, what do you think? No one has ever been|so rude to Mr. Skilful Give me an hour l guarantee l can return this clay doll Soon we will find out|who killed Shi Zilun The murderer is so eager|to shut his mouth There must be a great plot behind this You call this logic? Why are you still here? Waiting for you How can l work with you watching? Go out for a walk and come back in an hour! Let's go We have a whole hour What shall we do?|Anything you want to do? Who has anything to do with you? lt's so romantic to walk with you|in the sunset l really will excrete and throw up l walk with you because l think|highly of you, don't think you are lf only you were Jade She is so understanding, really l know, no matter what l do,|you won't treat me as a girl You are a girl You are the sister of the emperor,|Princess Phoenix Who dares make friends with you? What difference does a princess make? A princess can also fall in love! A princess can also love and be loved So you have fallen in love with that... lf you keep rattling on, l'll kill you! White Cloud City Master|is so prestigious and is a relative of the Royal Family l am only concerned about him Have you ever thought the murderer might|be the White Cloud City Master himself? That's impossible l think the third clay doll|may be Simon the Snow Blower How come? Because be seems so uncertain may be it's true? Simon the Snow Blower|being the bad guy... How funny! See! l said Simon the Snow Blower is bad Where's Mr. Skilful? Right here! Killing and spilling no drop of blood... Who else can it be|but Simon the Snow Blower? lt's impossible! Nothing is impossible! Simon the Snow Blower must|still be around lf he fights with you you think you can win him? He won't fight with me That's right, he will use worse methods|to deal with you l had a little donkey, l never rode it Does this bring your... ...childhood memories back? Yes! l am searching|for the feeling of childhood But... from my chest to my pelvis,|it's all broken Give me a break, please Okay, l spare you What bloody place is here? You cowards! You use dirty tricks to hide us here lf you have the guts you come down and fight with Dragon 9 alone! Sure! Have the guts to come down! Noble persons don't do sneaky things,|l dare you to come down to fight me! Come down! Didn't you say that your ''Telepathic|Microsteps'' is the best on the earth? Go! Go ahead! Okay, come on, one, two... Why didn't it work? Let's try again. One, two... Why can't we fly up? l forgot to tell you, the ''Telepathic|Microsteps'' is not for facile leaping lt's just used to avoid weapons|to run away You are always bluffing! But there is a method which works Then use it! Quick! Help! Help... That's your solution? That's not bad. You don't have|to practise and it costs nothing Help! Help! Help... Don't play with my things! Wow, this is a great umbrella! When l go back,|l will ask Dragon 7 to make me one Give me! Kill you... Don't cry, that's okay Don't cry, it's only a small scorpion See, l am not afraid, why should you be? Be good, stop crying l hate little animals, they make me sick This scorpion is very good for health lt smells so good, want to taste it? Don't do it, l'll beat you! Okay... Be a good boy lt's bad! Push hard! Trading places! Help! Help... l never imagined that l,|Dragon 9 the hero would be beaten by these traps! What? You're useless! lt's all your fault! lf you're not careless,|we would not trap here Dragon 9 Simon, is that you? Simon? Who is it? lf you are my friend, just go No, l have lots of questions for you Why don't you answer me? You shouldn't stay here for long Why don't you help him? He doesn't need help|on these trivial matters You don't think he only knows|how to ''blow snow'' do you? lt's delicious, good taste...thank you No wonder no one knows|you are in the capital The city is the best place to hide Our cake shop has a hundred years|history in this capital One hundred years! No wonder it's so delicious,|what's it called? This is the Wife Cake|l like it very much too Let's order more take away,|l want more cakes! lt's really delicious! Come eat quickly! Mind your manners when you eat You are a princess! l am hungry! l follow you in your investigations|and almost got myself killed And now you start lecturing me|when l eat, what's wrong? Go eat then You're suspicious about me? Are you full? So you have decided to go|for the duel with Cool-Son Yeh... at the summit of the Forbidden City? Yes Do you know that|big outside bets have been placed? May be that's... the reason why someone wants|to cast the blame on you He must be a great master He has killed Hawk Brother Six,|Manager Liu... and Mr. Skilful in my presence|to shut their mouths There must be a big plot behind all this But what are they doing?|l really don't know Are the people placing|their bets on me... or Cool-Son Yeh? You Moustache Gold has regretted|placing his bet on me? You can think l am lying! l would bet on you even if l have|to pledge my underwear, you better win The cake... ...tastes good! What're you doing? Russain soup Try some Yes l heard he is very cool|and very cold-blooded You believe that? Not really, l think|he can is very gentle and considerate l heard he only has feelings|for his sword and nothing else Not really,|l think he is very passionate But l heard he killed your master! l heard that|Princess Phoenix is a nosy body l didn't believe it then,|but now l tend to agree Okay, l was just over curious that's all We are both girls, l just want to know How you can make a cool man|become gentle You are a princess,|don't you have a lot of love... and care from others? Everyone envies me for being born|in the royal family But in fact, l feel lonely and pathetic You have not been loved before? l don't know Then have you ever truly loved a person? l don't know if that is love Because it is great happiness|to love someone and to be loved by someone Eat your Wife Cake l think you want to marry too much|you are getting crazy! You are jealous Who cares What's that? Flying dove mail of our Tianshan Clan What's up? lt's my two brothers Yen Zizhun|and Xiao zichong Here's the foe that killed your master,|why don't you take revenge? l have found out that|my master is truly the Thief Ghost But then, he is still our master and he raised us up for good sake We disciples should take responsibility l told you earlier Brother Shi's death can't have anything|to do with Blow Snow You call him by his first name So your relationship must have surpassed|pure friendship, right? l think the one who put poison on us|and who killed Zilun are a team They want to shut our mouths But Simon the Snow Blower can still cast|blame on someone else That's impossible Such a highly skilled swordsmen|would not need to use poison Thank you So you've kept your image even though|you spend your time courting women You ask him to come and|you don't take revenge What do you want? We have a favour to ask from you two Tell me, l'll see what l can do Please take good care of my sister One more thing, Master Dragon 9 l want two gold medals from you Wow, you say you want it Do you know how much it costs? How much? 5 million taels for one! But, if you really want it,|just give me a small red packet Thanks Unconcerned persons prohibited|from entering palace Am l unconcerned? l am Princess Phoenix! l am sorry l can't let anyone in|without instructions from above How dare you? l tell you l am not in a good mood,|l give you one more chance Are you giving way or not? But... Princess, they are only following orders Please don't make it difficult for them l only want to find someone in there What's wrong with that? Who do you want to find? That's none of your business Of course But if you want to find Cool-Son Yeh then may be l can help You know where's him? l have secretly placed a bet So l have a duty to protect them|till the duel tonight Take me there Yes Cool-Son Yeh lt's you? You don't look too well,|have you recovered? l'm fine l have seen|Simon the Snow Blower's skills Although it is not as powerful as|your ''Hovering Heavenly Fairy'' But his stances are very quick and very forceful too That's good Why? lf he is not a good master Then it's meaningless for me|to have the duel with him tonight But you have not recovered yet l'm okay, it's going to be fine But...can't you refit a date? No. No one... ...can back out from the fight today Neither of us can change it We must fight Men are that strange Honour is more important than life So tonight we can die,|but we cannot back out Why can't l know you before the duel? Whatever happens tonight,|it does not matter lf you are by my side l have no regrets Really? No No one has thought highly of me|in my whole life You know that l am|the illegitimate child of Pingnan King l have royal blood But l can never be emperor That's why l spend my whole life|practicing my sword So that l can be king|in the art of sword Either l become king|or l become a bandit You will win Thank you Are you ready? Do you love me? Do you know that... every girl wishes|to hear her lover say it You understand You must come back, l will wait for you No need to wait! lf you wish,|you can come along. Sister-in-law Who is your sister-in-law? Just now you forgot your manners|and embraced him You must be my sister-in-law already How about it? Tonight's going to be|a grand event of the capital, everyone's attention is drawn to it The Powerful Four in the Palace|only issued eight gold medals l have given five|to unimportant people... ...of the remaining three lf you really want to go,|l can give one to you l'm not going You don't want to go|or you dare not watch? l want to wait for him here That's good,|no one knows what will happen tonight And there's another master in the palace|who has not appeared Don't worry, l'll be back Let's go Hey, don't be so selfish You've got one, l've got one too! Give me some time, l'll be back soon Jade All these years,|l have not given you anything good Each time when l am tired you always know how to make me happy Tonight is an important occasion Not just for Simon the Snow Blower,|even l am not sure if l can come back So l want you to stay by my side and take you to watch the duel You are really willing|to take a prostitute with you and acknowledge me as your woman? What about being a prostitute!|l am not much better? l used to be only an usher|at the theatre and learned some special martial arts Come here, put this on Do l need to wear this? lt's so ugly, l don't want it You don't want it,|or you don't want to wear it? l'm not going Why? Because l want you to know... there is a woman here waiting for you You must come back! Okay, l promise, l'll be back! This umbrella can do anything,|but not stop the water! What's wrong! This is murder! You know, l hate women who pretend to... ...have manners! l like you that way! l love you! Gold medals on sale...1 00 tael for one Gold medals on sale... Terrific! l got the gold medal now! How many medals did|the Powerful Four give to you? Eight, l give it to you... and lmmoral Wu, Two Sons of the|Tianshan Clan, Honest monk, Priest Wood The remaining two were left for Jade and Simon the Snow Blower's girl But she didn't want it Do you know, everyone is saying They have a gold medal and that... ...they can use it as a pass... ...to enter the palace|to watch the duel of the century lt's as exciting as going to a concert Don't worry, the eight gold medals|were issued by Nie Kung and the others He can tell which ones are genuine Don't shout!... You suspect my medal is faked? Do you know that l lmmoral Wu,|spent 5 million taels to buy it? Stay calm! Okay, here comes Dragon 9 lf you don't believe me you ask him Whether my medal is real or faked That's true, l have given|out gold medals, but only six l don't understand|why so many people have a medal Dragon 9, my medal is real, right? More real than your mom! Look, what shall we do? l don't know myself Don't push! Let me go in! Simon the Snow Blower... This sword of mine is named ''The Giant'' 3 feet 8 inches long Made with ice under the sea|lt can cut the thinnest of hair And has been fed with the blood|of 1 78 famous swordsmen Mine is 3 feet 9 inches,|Made from iron of the western district lt is not worse than yours So is your heart at peace? We'll fight next year! Tang Ao, give me the cure! The poison in me|has been passed on to you You're dead! l am not Cool-Son Yeh! Tang Fei... No, you can't die! Tang Fei! Then where is Cool-Son Yeh? Who are you? Who are you? How dare you! l am the emperor You dare to sneak into the palace|and put on the king's robe Do you know|your whole clan would be executed? How dare you! l am the real emperor You have stolen my throne for years lf you kneel down and beg me,|l can spare you the death penalty You... You are too much! Your two majesties,|please allow me to say something Liu? Shouldn't you be dead? There's a vampire grass out there Within 24 hours after a person is ''dead'' The body is stiff with no breath lt's no different from being dead Guard! Your majesty The guards are at Taihe Palace|watching the duel Cool-Son Yeh? That's right But the real Cool-Son Yeh|is here waiting to be emperor So you two have conspired to rebel We were linked by royal blood l am much smarter than you and my kung-fu is invincible Why did my father had to be sent to|Pingnan for being an illegitimate child and l even lost my title|because l am an illegitimate child? and have to my mother's last name Brother... ...you call that justice? These rules have been set by|the royal family, we just have to obey lf l become emperor l will improve the livelihood|of the people and expand our boundary Our prosperity will surpass|the Tang and Han dynasty And we will even be stronger|than the times of Genghis Khan Think about that And your death would be worthwhile You think that if you kill me and take|my throne, the people would obey you? Your majesty do not have|to worry about this l have been your servant|since you were a child l am familiar with every inch|of your face So l have made a mask bearing your face When you die and the new emperor|takes your throne l am sure no one will recognize One year later, l will meet|with my brother Cool-Son Yeh in the west l suddenly feel a calling from heaven and become a monk,|passing on my throne to Cool-Son Yeh Then the country will prosper and|the civilians will adore me Great! So you have it well planned Pull out your sword Why? l don't kill anyone without a weapon l have been appointed by heaven lf you wish to act against the wishes|of heaven, then just come along l am willing to do it for you You dare! The lnvincible Umbrella! lt can attract all hidden weapons|on earth Weapon! Just the two of you? Your majesty Do you know|why l knew of your plan a long time ago? Because the jade imperial seal|you returned last time was too perfect The real one has|one of its corners broken Shi Zilun knew your conspiracy|with Hawk Brother Six and Manager Liu so you killed him The third clay doll was actually you Hawk Brother Six is really dead|and his death is faked You switched all attention to the duel|at the summit of the Forbidden City So the Powerful Four guards could not|protect the emperor Then you sneak in to try and|take over the throne Cool-Son Yeh, you were acting|with Tang Fei at Chun Hua House So you cheated me to believe You are injured so l pity you, right? Too bad,|heavens vengeance is slow but sure Tang Yong did not know the truth And killed his own brother And the truth spilled out Cool-Son Yeh... You have cheated me and used me Guard! Yes! Arrest Cool-Son Yeh and Liu Tong! Yes! Hold it! You think you can arrest me? Of course l can't do it alone,|but there are 50,000 soldiers out there and 800 lmperial Guards... You fight till tomorrow till|you are totally exhausted, and you die all the same You were a nobleman,|why choose to be a bandit? The victor becomes a king and|the loser a bandit Now... l have only one request What is it? Please let me have the duel|with Simon the Snow Blower on the summit of the Forbidden City lf l can't fight with him,|l will regret it for the rest of my life How dare you negotiate? Why not? Uncle Pingnan, you are a nobleman Although illegitimate,|l always considered you a hero l now allow you to have the duel|with Simon the Snow Blower And whatever the result,|you can commit suicide What do you think? Thank you. Your Majesty Night of the full moon,|summit of the Forbidden City l hope you have a fair duel l don't mind you Cheating me or using me l just want to know one thing Have you ever really loved me? Yes No lying? No Everything, has been as planned But there was a little mistake l fell in love with you Then do you wish me to be your wife? l have said that... ...no matter you win or lose,|live or die l will be by your side Leave me alone Are you alright? Cool-Son Yeh, how dare you! Whoever gets into the way? Go! Go away l am in pain... Do you wish to be my wife? Of course, l do! l love you Cool-Son Yeh... Don't leave me alone, bring me along Don't worry, he'll be fine Give me a hug! Are you alright? Hey...don't say such things in public,|it's nauseating What does it matter?|Can't l care for you? Look at them,|they are saying love words too! l don't care... l have waited so long my legs are weak Okay...we will go back and take a bath You don't have to help me|l will rub your back, how's that? Yes l love you Let's forget them Let's go back and|play eight-and-a-half limbs nine limbs Disgusting! Simon, come on! Hey, jump up! How can we don't have|a New Year sex in Lunar New Year? |
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