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movie info: DX50 672x288 25.0fps 699.8 MB|/SubEdit b.3886 (http://alfa.icis.pcz.czest.pl/~subedit)/ /English subtitles - J.M.Broda/ /Subs dedicated to my dear fiancee - Joanna./ Real photo of the call-girls. This one's empty. Ramzes... Have you seen Landryna?|-He's somewhere around here. Andrzej, give us some change... Why do you always give them?|-All in all, they are my old pals... How about your lady?|-She finishes her studies. You know, women's needs are growing,|they need self-realization, make a career...|-Why? Otherwise they get problems with orgasm.|-Why? "Why" what?|-Why they get problem with orgasm? No one knows why. It's just that her "promotor"|is too interested in her. You know how he's looking at her?|-How? Graspingly!|-One could poison his dog.. How do you know he has a dog? It's a fucking long corridor!|-Like in Kafka... There are no such long at Zdzisiek.|-I mean Franz! The one from "Dogs"?|-No from Praha! It's here. What was the party at Victoria hotel for?|-I thought, she wants to be a model. Besides, I also looked good|at the TV. Yeah, in police cuffs... -When I think, that this|photographer touched her... Are you jealous?|-I only take care of her future. It's here. Not now, I beg you. 2 hours later... Finally. You got nomination to leave our team|Forever! Landryna?|-It's no more Landryna, his name now is Liar. You don't like pipe-sucking?|You see, in the life parts change like caleidoscope.|-"C'est la vie"? Well. Take it out, it's difficult to speak like this.|-Where shall I put it in? Take it out, we need to talk to him. What is your name?|-"Liar". Did't i tell you?|It's a Liar not a Landryna. Get out, you got half a minute,|the man downstairs will pay you. Get out! Just don't suck him, he's on duty. Well then, where is our|20 kilos of papers? I don't have, have no.|In the name of God I don't have. Got money to pay for whores, coke, roulette...|But you don't have any for us. I know that, I failed. But I will give back. You thought, that you are big time,|Landryna. But you are just a liar. But you can't lie to me, candy. Yes, Ramzes, I lie, I lie, I always lie. Maybe at least now you told us the truth. Well, Landryna...|-Liar. Well, Liar. Your time's up...|Wait, wait, wait. You'll stain my new jacket. Look how nervous Mr. Liar is.|Hey, we were just joking! 4 hours total.|-Here is for 2! Get lost. You can't believe to a liar. What do You think, when he just said|that he was lying, was he lying? He lied. Liar always lie. It's dirty. Stains won't wash off. Landryna!!! Landryna, come out.|I am pissed off for the stains on my new jacket. Come out! You were told to warn me,|but you wanted to be sly. You thought, that when Arnold shots me down,|you wouldn't have to give money back? What do you say, Ramzes? Who's that?|O Jesus! Can you fly, asshole?|-No. It means, that you can, because you|always lie. We'll find out soon... Yes, yes, I can fly.|I fly better than stork. You see how conscios he is?|He understood that he has to answer always the opposite word,because I know|that he is always lying. Yes, yes. Ramzes, You are always right.|But, guys, get me out of here. All right, come here sweet. Sorry.|Fuck. I can't do it. -Pull him up.|-I have no pipe. -Pull him up onto the roof.|-Well then, come on. Oh Mother. You have one month to repay your debt.|From today you will lie to Arnold. It's only truth that you will tell me.|Get the fuck lost. I will do anything for you, Ramzes.|-Get the fuck out before I change my mind. Do you believe him?|-Can't you see, that he has full pants? He's mine. He'll be mine someday.|Fuck him, let's pay attention to Arnold before he shoots our asses out. Good morning.|Describe Haraclit's views in ten words, please. How many?|-Let's say... 10. 10... Well...|One never steps into the same river... Everything flows, nothing lasts,|for Heraclit everything is like a river...|-18 You have used 18 words already.|-18? Did You count? I didn't have to.|You quote the text-book. All right, but how is it possible|to describe anything using only 10 words? It's possible. Everythinq, that can be said,|can be said simply. What one can't say,|You have to keep for yourself. Fire is rule of the world... Everything flows...|Unity of contradictions. Better, a little better.|But it's 11. 11?|-One word too much... Try the next week, please. Thank You. 11! -And...?|-"And" what? Chicken butt. I failed. He haven't fucked for a long time|and catches all the faults. Why have I attended his classes?|I should have gone to Makowka, not to... Excuse me. Is it really that easy to pass at Makowka?|-When you're a girl, yes. I prefer him then. He's catchy,|but at least you'll learn something. You fucked up? You came here to learn?|Or you came to college? You got that right. Good morning, mister dean.|-The roof is leaking, doctor. Ministry of Education thinks, it's easier to|philosophise under an open sky. But it's no Acropole here. Leaking roof over my head...,|and where is the moral law? What a times... GRADUATE AND FINAL PAPERS.|TOTAL DISCRETION. COMPETITIVE PRICES. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. I called you yesterday, about private lessons.|-Right. My name is...|-No names please. Total discretion... Mr. Adam mentioned about it. Stella|-Is it a name or a nickname? Eh, it's not important. Max.|-Is it a name or a nickname? Unfortunately a name, my mom insisted. I study pedagogics. Pedagogics?|-Yes, right. I finish my studies, actually and I have to write|graduate's paper under supervision of professor... No names, please.. Professor Professor. And, You know, I think I won't manage|it myself. I missed a lot of classes and I got a difficult topic. What is it?|-Archetype of "Red Hood" in actual pedagogical research. "Archetype of "Red Hood"...|Interesting. I think I know what|your promotor looks like... Bald, tall, about 1.90m.|Unfortunately I have to warn You that he is very incooperative. He will require lots|of corrections. It makes the whole thing complicated. Don't worry about the money...|-Money? How much? I don't know, maybe 8.000. Well, have you got any materials?|Notes? Ideas? Oh yes, students are very busy now.|Solarium, cosmetitian, gym, who has time to study?|When is the deadline? We have much time.|It's in three months. How will we make contacts? Visit Mr. Adam's website in 2-3 days.|You will find a picture of a dwarf there. When You click it,|You will find a place and time of the next meeting. You are very mysterious.|Goodbye. Goodbye. -Good afternoon.|-Good afternoon. Nice chick. I thought You will never finish.|Have You got it? Yes, first chapter. But I need 2|more days. Now I have lots of work. Listen... Mister... Excuse me...|What is your name? -Kondzierski|-Mr. Kondzierski, for me it's a case of life or death, understand? I promised it to|minister that I would defend my title. Mr. Minister promised me an embassy.|With a title. You understand mister... What was your name again?|-Kondzierski! Kondzierski, Mr. Kondzierski,|I attend English classes. The results are very good.|This embassy is in New York, you understand. It's no Bangladesh or Ulan Bator|or other shit. This is New York. Do you understand? You can imagine|what would happen when it came in public? That me... Oh mister, I don't even|want to think of it. An outline is necessary.|Do you understand? The day after tomorrow.|-And not a day more. Strange is, this shrimp, isn't it?|Overgrown, mister... What was Your name again? My dear, the situation of the school is|difficult and changes are necessary. In the best case, you will be transferred to|the institute of the modern philosophy, if there are money. What about the worst?|-Excuse me, I got to go, I am very busy. Bye, my dear. -Well, they washed us away.|-In this case, I quit, just like I said before, mister dean. Honestly, I expected this situation. And you colleague, you still hope to|get this grant from European Union? Yes, it could save our institute.|Such help is a lot of money, it's over $1 million.|-Very well, very well. By the way, could you lend me 100 Zlotys? I don't have it with myself.|-Just like I thought. But you dream obout millions of dollars. I know nobody in Brussels,|maybe execpt from Hergasson. But he suffers from advanced Alzheimer.|He might not remember me. Mr. Dean...?|You wer at his funeral last year. What you say...|Poor one. Well. I would like to receive a good|references from the Institute. I have to send these documents|to Brussels. Of course doctor. Goodbye.|-Goodbye. What references did he mean...? They write about us in newspaper.|-I don't like it? What if they catch us? Don't panic.|-No no no, I am finishing with it. For this girl only, this is my last time.|-O Jesus! /How I love girls like that one./ People would pay their last money to get|the diploma. And you? Got your own place? How long are you willing to live|with your mother? It's all about big money.|Knowledge and ideas are best merchandise nowadays. I told you I want to emigrate.|-Go, but you can make money here and now. Even much more.|-It's not just about the money. What is it about then?|You think that you are for higher things? No, But I can't find my place on|earth lately. I think I'm getting older. You know what you really need?|Good, mild, well-groomed, nice, tolerant, warm, honest, innocent ass.|-You bet... Are there any like this? Sure there are! Well, that's what I heard. Max - Homepage|meeting: May 12th 6:00 PM, the same place This fencing was a great idea.|She's fantastic. Did You see her timing dad? What's up doggie?|It's time for us to go. Will You come today, dad?|-The question is whether you will come? And...?|-Cool, I wouldn't write it like that myself. Miss Stella, dont't you play such ...|-Slow-witted? That's not what I wanted to say...|-What then? Modest... You are a smart girl...|-I got to go. Talvez possamos deixar a internet|e as conspirações em paz. Encontramo-nos logo? I am busy. I meant scientific matters, of course.|-I'm sorry but I can't. In that case, I see you next week.|We'll discuss the next chapter. Do You do it often? From time to time. I heard that You write papers|on any subjects. Yes, almost.|-You must be a genius. Don't exaggerate. I will have a free afternoon of Thursday. When are the games?|-Next Thursday. If I win, I will go to Paralympics. That'll make your grandpa happy.|-And you? Me? I am very proud of You,|my daughter. Hi!|-Hi! Are you going somwhere, dad?|-I have an important meeting. But I remember of Your birthday.|Give me five. Are you dating someone through|this computer or what? I can't, I feel indisposed.|-Again? You also seem... tired lately.|-Got any problem with that? Not enough for you?|You have all you want. Yes, yes, I know. You bought me an apartment,|celullar phone and you pay my bills. Do you always have to remind me? Sorry. When is the divorce?|Did you hear what I said? We decided not to talk about|my family anymore. In that case, I can do|whatever I want. I am free. Kick it out of your beautiful brain,|or my bodyguards will follow you even in the restroom.|-It could be interesting. Don't provoke me! It's okay now.|My king, my pharao. It's me, your Nefreteti. Well here.|3.000 pay for the next semester. I have to go home. I know.|Today is Sonia'a birthday. Yeah.|Bye. Bye! Nefreteti was never a wife of Ramzes.|They have never met. Andrew bought a gas station.|He has plans. You don't seem to be very happy.|I am worried about you. Behave! Finish the jelly. Bugger off you cow.|-What? Dirty butt. Stefek will give you a lift home, dad.|-I don't like it. You don't like Stefek? You can go to bed with any teenie|you want, but family is most important. And I like that idea with|gas-stations, very much. You can't run with a gun|like a low-class mobster a whole life. You will be proud of me, dad. I hope so. I still can't see any similarity.|Remember, people have to respect you. And they need a reason to do it. Great party.|Bye. Move your ass. You were late even on this day.|-I have businesses. Business? Who was that teenie|you were with at "Promenade"? In "Promenade"?|-Yes...? Ah... Stella she's a girl of...|Stefek. But Stefek has no girlfriend. Now you see.|I was suprised too. Sónia!!!|Daughter! Why aren't you sleeping|now? It is very late. All right then... Apologize your dad. Are you leaving tonight?|-Me? Why? It's night time,|one should stay at home. I never thought, that this subject|may be that interesting. See. In the third chapter|we will refer to "Red Hood". But there is no prince in that|fairy tale. There's a wolf instead. A wolf?|-Good night. Good night. Excuse me... What's the problem?|Heve we ever met? What are you doing?|Let me go or I'l call the police. I don't like when somone picks up|my girl. That makes me mad. This must be a mistake.|-If you touched Stella... Stella? No, I'm writing a|final paper for her. What about that body?|-What body? Wait... What paper?|-Her master's degree paper. Archetype of "Red Hood" in|actual pedagogical research. Stefek, apologize this man. I'm sorry.|Sorry! I heard.|It's okay now. Who's that?|He looks... strange. How's the progress|-It's almost finished. It's very interesting subject on one hand,|but on the other it's idiotical. You know that this baldie is not|her promotor anymore? Really?|-He's in hospital. He tried to fuck her and got an accident.|-Accident? Finish this paper for her|and don't try to... Oh no,no... I don't even like her. How come, you don't like her? I like her and you don't? I mean, I like her,|she has interesting personality, interesting opinions,|she is nice, fit... But there's nothing between us...|except for "Red Hood". You are a real philosopher... All right, off we go! I am not going anywhere. I thought about it for some time:|supposed we have a liar, who is always lying, when he says "I'm lying",|is he lying or saying the truth? It's a classical example|of liar's paradox. What?|-"Liar's paradox". We come to a point when liar is lying|and telling the truth at the same time. It's a inconsistency. That's what i know too.|But how do we explain it? It's not possible to explain|this in an easy way. Hm, maybe I'm too stupid|and I won't understand it. Tell me... that Ramzes is too stupid to|understand "liar's paradox". Say it the fuck!|-Shall I take the body? Not yet.|-It's Geddel's enunciation about unsettelment of logical systems.|-You should have said it before, I knew that. Throw! You told me, that you|are not playing bowling. Liar. I'm not! All right, no more throwing.|I don't like, when someone beats me. I'm sorry.|-All right, no need to worry. You lost by a walk-over. When is Stella's paper ready?|-Second chapter on Saturday. The rest depends on new promotor. I'll come to your place for that 2nd chapter.|-I don't receive clients at home. And, when I come...|you tell me more about that theory. You can invite him too.|-He's Austrian. We have lots of time till Saturday.|He'll come by plane. But he's dead.|-Nobody's perfect. 3 St. John's Street, apartment 5|-You know my address? See you on Saturday. You really look weird,|in this track-suit. How?|-"How" how? Like a track-suit guy. You have real problems.|I don't want to worry you, but this guy has half of the city in his pocket.|The police have no proofs against him He's the one, who has some proofs|against the Police. What am I to do?|-How the fuck shall I know? Come later, please. Why did I agree|to write this paper? He... he didn't ask about me...? Why should he?|-One never knows, what is i head of such an animal... Max! Do you hear me?|I am talking to you. What are you saying, mom?|-I am saying to you, that I'm talking. What am I saying?|Aaah, this Hare called... He was very nervously|asking about his paper... You failed all deadlines...?|And who is hare? He's a diplomat, a candidate for one.|He's from Self-Defense|/(Polish farmers and jobless peple party)./ A diplomat...? Oh, mister Stefan...|This is a real artpiece. You should see, what I have at my...|-No thanks. That's where you work? Fascinating. Is this Stella's?|-Yes, 1st chapter and a part of 2nd. I'd like her to finish her studies|with the best marks, just like me. I bought it yesterday.|I asked this guys about a doctorate, they said that they ran out of.|-They ran out of? Isn't that strange?|You can buy everything, but I thought... one shouldn't make it that easy. You must be kidding, mister.|-Of course I must. I want this to be|a real doctorate. Excuse me...??? Don't listen, think!|It could even be doctorate... of this...|Honoris Causa. No, it's impossible.|Each conferment like this is a great event in history of the University.|It's publicized by the media. What is this, that I am worse|then Walesa? What is that? Do you know what kind of people|I am seeing? I don't know.|-Well, better for you. I want my doctorate. This is a cool flat. Thank you. To get a doctorate,|you need to be a research student. Well mister... You have already|bought master's degree... What mister?|Max, what mister? Umm, kitty? What's its name?|-Socrates. Nice. I see, that you are|familiar with Brazilian soccer. Give it back, please. Mister, you have...|You have to get a promotor, become a research student, prepare some articles.|And defend your doctorate. Takes at least 2 years.|If you know right people, 1 year. See? Can't we do it|little faster, maybe next week? A year!|-I don't know, don't know, don't know. And one more thing.|In what domain would it be? This whole Wedel-Gedel "Liar's paradox".|I like that. Ah. My promotor will be this drunkard|professor Sowa. -How do you know him? He boasts of you.|But he said, you are little skulkingly. You didn't say him...|-That you write papers for money? Who do you think I am, Max? You know what did I learn?|That you, brains of the nation, earn a shit. That's strage. Really very strange. I really started|liking you, Max! O, sorry. You see, I don't|want anything bad to happen to you. Will you write this doctorate? No. /PHIL/ /PHILO/ /PHILOS/ /PHILOSO/ /PHILOSOBHER/|/--We have another one to arrest...--/ /PHILOSOPHER/|/--Roger, we're coming back...--/ You sey, doctorate?|And what? What "what"?|He's a gangster. Really? Now it's You, who is|making laugh of me. Mister... it's easy to accuse someone.|Did he threaten You? Directly, no.|-Doctorate is a good thing for society. Everyone knows who he is.|-Everyone? Heniek, do you know Andrzej Nowicki?|-Tell me his name! Andrzej Nowicki.|-No, I don't know! You see mister!|Write this doctorate paper for him. It's a total paranoia.|It's good story for newspapers. Listen mister,|education is not our business. Ah, by the way,|do you help in writing papers? I attend some lessons,|increasing my competence. Unfortunately I have no time. What a pity. You told me, that computers|haven't become helpful here. Why?|-No one was able to use them. They all just played games. Good times are gone now.|-Jerzy, get over here. What's up? I jumped 280 metres in Slovenia.|-Which jumper? What a question?|Malysz of course. Show me a replay. I failed to land... When I throw you away,|you won't have time to confess, even when you'll have a priest|flying after you. Who will finish fuckin' Stella's paper...|...if you throw me away? Max, mind your vocabulary!|Like a bandit. Will you write this paper for me?|-All right, I agree. But I have 2 conditions:|I am the leader and he... he doesn't touch me. Finally! You are beginning to|think logically. We're sarting tommorow.|I have a nice and cosy place. Max my son, why are you receiving|these gentelmen at the balcony? We're waiting in the living-room,|with the apple-pie and Mr. Stefan. Hi Max!-|Good morning. Did anything happen?|-Not yet. You didn't mention about your boyfriend.|He's a very nice guy. /DEAN'S OFFICE/ Mrs. Ola, can I talk to Mr. Dean?|-Not now, doctor. You came in a bad moment. But I have to send it today.|-You do what you think. We have a great scandal here. Good morning. There you are. Fantastic.|I called You because... Why did I call You? Maybe You wanted to hand me this|opinion I asked You for. Yes, opinion, right.|Opinion. Here it is. Thank You.|-Did You hear, that I had to send a letter to rector, reffering to|removal of doctor Kuczka? -Why?|-Word is, he was writing final papers for his students. What a times, colleague. There is a wind.|That opens woman's lips. There is a wind!|-Excuse me lady, I'm looking for Ramzes. I'll suck you for free boy...|Interested? No, thanks.|-What a pity. You want something to drink?|-Yes, a mineral water please. Good vodka.|-What do you say? This is meant to be|this nice and cosy place? Yeah. My bar.|I met Stella here. To learn you need|silence, concentration... solitude. Right... right... Let's set the rules of our cooperation.|You rule the city, I rule your education. At least until the exam.|-But this is just between us, you know, the boys... All right. At first,|you need to get some good manners. Max! I read.|I read a lot. Yes, right, but Penthouse, Playboy...|It's insufficient. Let's start from the basics.|Which country is the motherland of philosophy? Come on...|It's very easy. So? OK, I admit... I forgot it. Remind yourself then. Italy! England? I know it, I know! Cradle of civilisation.|Skeleton of Pitagoras has been discovered there. Pitekantrop.|-Exactly! Africa.|-Greece. Of couse Greece.|I had this on the tip of my tongue. Why didn't you say that? How is this connected with|writing of my doctorate. It is!|It's about context. -A cultural context.|-Cultural con... Hey! Listen, do you know the name|of the best Greek sportsman? Wayne Greek (Gretzki). Ramzes, do not change the subject. Come here for a while please... Here is a list of readings. You know what? It's too silent here.|I just can't concentrate. Let's go. Come on. Am I supposed to read that all?|-You don't have to if you want to be discredited? I'm listening!|-All right, this is your schedule. National Opera, Old Theater in Cracow,|museum of Czartoryskis and writings. Let's say... from Homer to Milosz.|As much as you can. Are you fucked up? I prefer cinema.|-Very well, Ramzes. You have to know a lot|about it. World's newest films are on HBO.|-Where? H-B-O. It will be your home cinema|from today. /Dearest one! Why didn't I trust You?/ /Aha! This is what's going on./|/I work at lumber-mill.../ /...like an animal, fulfill all your caprices.../|/But for you it's still not enough./ /Now I'll give you a present/|/for your whole life./ /Whore!!!/ -Come here. It's starting.|-Let me put my lenses on. Buy yourself a pair of glasses! Yeah, and don't show yourself downtown. I told you to pay the bill? /No autorisation to watch this movie./|/Call the Service Centre./ You missed the test again.|-Studying is a serious thing. No need to hurry.|-Education is not a beer. It doesn't have to be full. All right, finish up.|We have to repeat chapter 'Antiquity'. Three more series.|And abdominals too. Hurry up.|Did you read Aristoteles' poetry? It's bigger than brick.|I read only summaries. Hey friend. Classical poetry|should be read in original, not in summary. What was the name of this shit,|that increases your muscleweight? -Nandrolon.|-Watch out. You won't get a hard-on with that. 9 months later... We have the date of|the degree defence set. It's in 2 months. Maybe we'll go and see Becket's,|'Waiting for Godot'. Boss, Golota is finished.|It's no use to wait. Niggers kicked hiss ass. Not Golota, but Godot.|-Godot? I don't know him.|He must be in other weight-class. Speaking about Golota, Vietnamese say|that Tyson was to bite his dick off, in 4th round... Andrew consciously|ran out of the ring in 3rd. I didn't expected this|to be that complicated. Axomats, logical rules, antinomies. You chose the subject yourself.|You could have chosen something more humanisic. Majority of students...|-I am not majority. All right. Describe the ideas of antinomy. Logical antinomy, or paradox.|Appears when without making a logical error, we can substantiate,|two thesis conflicting with each other. What are you still doing here? It's saturday night,|maybe we'll go to... -I have my norm: 100 pages per day.|-We have not been out for so long. Go out without me. What did you say?|-Go without me. Where shall we go?|-What? Wherever you like. Stefan will give you a lift. Maybe I'll drop in later. Are you ready?|-Yes. What will you set?|-The usual stuff. Watch out for this wise guy.|-You mean Max? Why? Inductive logical empiricism.|-Come on. Let's go. I hate this life. Slow down, Max. I've never driven that fast. Slow down! You are driving fucking fast. You'll get fined. We're going now. Good night. /RMF-FM news: Warsaw./|/Explosion in bar "Sami Swoi".../ -That should give him a lesson.|-I wouldn't undervaluate Arnold. It's not about him.|There is someone else, much stronger. Doctor X? Well. -And? Is he very upset?|-He wants a meeting. -When?|-Tommorow, at dawn, the same place. -Didn't I tell you?|-Lookout Ramzes, he's never been that upset. -The meeting may be an ambush.|-I would tell you if it was. You're lying. I was joking, Landryna. Just a joke.|Get lost. Max, you have a night off.|I am leaving, business stuff. Then go to the cinema alone.|I heard it's a good film. An old guy on a lawnmower|riding through American continent. -I don't like it.|-We'll be all right. I don't like your doctorate. Eee... Man on the higher ground|has to stand upward on the ground. Why are you hanging out with him? You got this moment of sincerity? I came to study in Warsaw.|My parents gave me 400 zlotys per month. Room at the dorm costed 450. My friend got me a job|in a bar. You know where. What did you do there?|-I was a waiter. One day, boss didn't come to work,|and in the evening new owner appeared. It was Andrew. Ramzes, right? At the beginning it was nice... I even fell in love. But he has a disabled daughter.|He loves her so much. He'll never leave them.|Daughter and wife. I can't leave him too. I got lots of luck.|His brother could have picked me up. You're not his property.|Leave him. You leave him first.|Mr. wise guy. You think, that you can change him|with your philosophical lectures? You belong to him, just like me. Stella, listen up. Finish your master paper.|Alone. With no-one's help. You are a smart girl... -...for a whore?|-That's not what I meant. You are... I really... I am really glad to know you. Max, you're a great guy. Unfortunately|we met in lousy circumstances. I'll write this paper myself.|I don't want to buy it for his money. And you, hold on. Keep away from me. -Damn, you don't want such life.|-It's my life and don't play with fate. Are you sure to delete|"Archetype of Red Hood""? Are you sure you want to delete me? -You're stubborn.|-May I? -Nice place.|-I designed it myself. Why did you come? It does not make any sense. He won't forgive us. -He'll kill us.|-I don't care now. Wait a moment. Do you still like me? Well well, look who's that!|Ramzes! We thought you won't come. My bus was late. We're all here,|let's come to point. You made fireworks,|in my bar. -It was on my ground.|-Since when this is your ground? From now. Ramzes, people say strange things|about you. You begin studies... I write my doctorate paper|in philosophy. Are you making laugh of me?|In philosophy? -Philosophy!|-You probably don't know what philosophy is. Filosofia, it's from Greek:|loving of wisdom. We wouldn't be driving our Mercedeses|and BMW, without these Greeks. Nor staring at flat screens|of plasma technology TV sets? -Maybe cable TV is also their invention?|-They put spiritual foundations for these cables. And I can put you 5 kg of plastic|explosives under your car. Say what? Dirty butt. Mr. Guye says, that|you shouldn't make laugh of educated people. His brother is a professor|at the university of Hanoi. Socrates, Plato, Aristoteles.|But for you, Nietzsche should be enough. Will you also be so funny|at your funeral? I will be extremaly serious at yours. Right, gentlemen.|There is always time to fight. We have a problem of Arnold and Ramzes.|We need to find a consensus. I mean talk. Hey, excuse me gentlemen.|Can we make a photograph? We should do somethimg with this wacko,|before he does this to us. Is it here? Who? Doctor X. I see that you're suprised. This meeting is on neutral ground. Ground? I am ver glad, Andrew.|You are widening your horisons. -This doctorate is a great idea.|-That's what you want to talk about? Change the rules.|Became less visible. The most precious thing,|is usually hidden. Like Alosza says. Arnold and others like him are red-necks. But red-necks are also useful.|You need to know how to use them. People will respect you.|You deserve it. Doctor Nowicki, sounds well. -What are you occupied with now?|-You know, business. Scientific stff?|-Logics. Logics!|A great branch of knowledge. Take this number,|in case you need help. -We see each other.|-I separate business from family life.|You should do that too. Respect your family. Can you explain this to me?|Everything? Wait, wait, wait... My God!|It's so easy. Very easy.|Sonia will be proud of you. And you?|-Good night! Thanks.|See you tommorow. /Come, please, come with me./ See you. So, you claim, that it|was just a gas explosion? Of course. What else could it be? -So where did these shells come from?|-Shells? Maybe one of our guests|returned from holidays at the seaside. Seaside?|Maybe ocean... And, of course, you don't have any|enemies gentlemen... Enemies? What enemies?|Look at us, please. Right. I was lucky.|We should have finished him then. Stand still. Explain me something please.|What do you need this doctorate for? -Do you want to be a senator?|-No. Philosophy is a great thing.|Can't you feel that? No. Have you ever wondered about sense of our life?|Where we came from, where are we going? Where did world come from? Your problems with world will be over,|as they plant flowers at your face. There is such a theory.|World ends when we die, because only I exist.|Everything around me is just a dream. Have you seen "Matrix"? You are really fucked up.|Man, you should be protected against yourself. You better check what is|your princess doing with thi doctor. Max! No no, don't tell me|that you want it once again. Stop, or I'll shoot. Jesus!!!Are you crazy?|Where did you get it from? So, will you make love|to me, or not? You could always say|that I had you on the trigger. -When I imagine, that he's touching you...|-He doesn't come here often. Come on! Get up my philosopher... -Stop it!!|-All right. I'll tell you. Wait, wait. Wait a moment.|He doesn't do too well? -Simply, not too well.|-Say it logically, yes or no. You can't partially get off|the running train. -Not the train...|-You mean, he is not always able to...? Ahh, he is trying to compensate.|A gun as a extension of a dick. -You became very vulgar.|-It's not me, it's Freud. I got to go. I don't like you with this|colour of your hair. I told you that. I noticed some inconsequences... In Wilghenstein's philosophical treatise. You disappointed me.|You disappointed me very much. I try to solve the mystery of being,|and you are fucking my lady? You can't do it like that, Max! -I fell in love.|-What a sad story! I will cry soon! What can I tell you?|Only the truth... What is truth, heh? I read lots of your books|and I still don't know! I don't know what are we living for.|And what is after our death. At least you will know it soon... I know, what they may ask you|at your degree defence. "Executioner's paradox".|Convict is to be hung next week. At noon, not knowing about it|on previous morning. -And what?|-Can this execution be made? -And where's the paradox?|-It's not as easy as it seems. -This execution can not be made.|-Every execution can be made. What if...|It's not in the logical norms? Don't say bullshit, Max. -Wassup?|-They are raiding at your next bar. -When?|-Now. Gather the people.|There will be fireworks at the inn. Malvina will kill me,|she put crystal mirrors there. -Are you coming?|-I have something to do now. They are out. Wait here, please. It looks like the execution can be on any day.|Let's look at it from the back. We can't do it on Sunday. If he survives until Sunday, he'll know|in the morning that he dies that day. But we promised him,|that he wouldn't know. Now Saturday is the last day|when we can hang him. And it cant be from the|same reasons as Sunday. Saturday is excluded,|next is Friday. And also Thursday,|Wednesday, Tuesday and Monday. It seemed, that execution could be on any day,|but when we looked from the other side, it appeared that it is not possible at all.|-Yes. we call it "Executioner's paradox". Or... Foreseeing! Untie him! Stay out of this, darling. Do it... You missed?|I am so close! I won't miss the next shot. -You're learning fast, you're talented.|-Just like you, Ramzes... ...in science.|-This is a real paradox. Let's go, Max. You forgot one thing, Max... You can't leave me alive.|You have to make a choice. If you shoot me, you risk your eternal life.|If not, your present life. I'll find you anywhere. It's a classical example of|Pascal's dillema... My friend. Max, we're going.|-Let's assume that I can forget it all. -Atleast for now.|-Don't listen to him. He wants to win some time. -They will be here soon.|-You untie me and I'll think. Do you want me to ask|you an easy question? Let's say, that I'll feel|better with you by me. What if you pass,|your doctorate defense? I will be thinking more. And if... you fail? I think, that you have no choice. Your position is weakening. You should have decided yourself earlier. Well, well, well. I wanted to get rid of you,|together with your buddies. Now I see you set yourself. I' ve been waiting for this. And you are still a liar, Landryna.|-C'est la vie. They'll soon be back.|Give them a good welcome. You alwasys say this bullshit|about Greeks and philosophy... Why are you so quiet now?|-Spare your words, Arnold. I won't say goodbye,|although it is our farawell. Max, do something. You know what your problem is, Arnold?|You are a dumb-ass. And you learned so much,|but there is no fucking use of it? 300 seconds later... Easy boys, no sudden movements! This inn-raid was a jok... Arnold!|You have to understand one thing. World is going ahead fucking fast,|there is no time for soldier games. You can't get by|only being a bandit. You like or not, but in order to be a big fish,|you have to use your brain. And now I'm giving you a chance,|just... don't forget about it. I knew, that it won't work. I thought, that doing something|irresponsible will change the situation. You will always return to your|daughter and wife. Someday, you'll get bored|and you buy yourself a new lady. And I will be alone again. I thought, that I can try with him. He didn't care, that|I'm with guy like you. If he wasn't afraid,|maybe he could love me. But it's you, who is|always the winner.... Listen to me. You go to him now,|and we'll never meet again. Everything you get in your life...|has to be paid for. Money is an easy form of payment.|It's worse, when the payment is your faith. Principles and perfections. A man who|loses his faith, is no longer human. When one has rich and open soul,|accepts suspicious compromises faster. And survives them.|Remains a human. What if evil is attractive? Suddenly everything is clear and easy.|Doubts disappear and... Instincts start to rule,|reactions, basic rules. It's you, who sets the frontier|that you can't cross. As long as you do good things,|you can sleep safely. But remember,|a frontier is just under your feet. Dad,|what is this doctorate about? It's difficult to say it|in just few words. You think I won't understand? Philosophy is a question|about everything that surrounds us. It's an attempt to explain|what seems to be unexpleinable. They say, that philosophy was born in Greece,|and I say it was much much earlier. When a first human looked|in the sky and asked himself, "What is all that for?".|-Dad... why did this happen to me? This question... I'm still looking for an answer|to this question, darling. I know.|An accident. Yes, an accident. Well, we have to go. Are you|nervous before your tests too? No. Sit down, please. Respectable audience.|We're glad to announce that Mr. Andrzej Nowicki,|passed his doctorate exams. Accordingly, examination comitee|made an unanimous decision... to grant him a title|of Doctor of Humanistic Sciences. Thank You. Great dissertation.|my congratulations, doctor Nowicki. Thank You. Professor, this is my voluntary|examination payment. For building's renovation. Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to|dedicate this to my great daughter... and my wife. Thank You. Well, money don't stink.|In this amount. You got the vest? -Who are these "Men in black"?|-These are Wachowski brothers. -They look like clones.|-They deal with computers an web trade. Can you feel these millions|in virtual transfers? Estás a pensar que|eu os vou materializar? Internet is a victory of|spirit over the matter. /www.intouchables.gov/ That will be your nev address. Understand? By the way, Polish|education needs some investments. Exactly.|What about Max? It's all right.|Everything is arranged. Congratulations. Max!|What now? -I am free.|-Maybe you'll be interested... -No more papers-writing.|-But... Bye. Mr. colleague! What did I want from you? Oh, I remember now.|A letter came for You. From Brussels. This your liar's talk,|is a bullshit. Not bullshit, but a paradox.|Something exists and not exists in the same time. I thought lately...|E=mc2, right? -What?|-Theory of relativity. E = m x c2 Energy is dependent from the mass . There is nothing to think about.|It's easy. Big man, like Schwarzenegger|has lots of power... energy. And a small and thin one|like this... Woody Allen... The movie man... |director or what... He's thin and I'm sure he's weak.|-What about Malysz? Malysz what?|-He's only like quarter of Schwarzenegger but... He has lots of power. This mass and energy is shit talk. Keys.|-"Keys" what? I'm not going.|You can do it yourself. You are a clever guy. See you! See you! Jarek, give us some change... Thanks. Something happened? I'm hungry.|I want to eat dinner. With you. What are you looking at?|Eat before it gets cold. Hi!|Ramzes gave me something for you. I passed my secondary school final exam.|Extremalistly. Translation:|J.M.Broda |
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