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Oh, hello.
You're, uh, you're probably here
About the, Uh, the story.
Elves love to tell stories.
I-I'll bet you didn't know that|about elves.
There's, uh, probably a lot of things
You... you didn't know about elves.
Another... another interesting|Uh, elf ism
Uh, there are only three jobs available|to an elf.
The first is making shoes at night
While, you know, while the old...
The old cobbler sleeps.
Lazy bum. Couldn't even make a clog.
You can bake cookies
In a tree. Hey!
As you can imagine, it's, uh, dangerous|Having an oven
In an oak tree during the dry season.
Screaming I wanna make shoes!
But the third job... uh, some call|It, uh,
"The show," or... or "the big dance,"
It's the profession that every elf|Aspires to,
And that is to build toys in|Santa's workshop.
Only two weeks left till Christmas!
I-it's a job only an elf can do.
Our... our nimble fingers,
Natural cheer and active minds
Are perfect for toy-building.
They... they tried using gnomes|And trolls,
But the gnomes drank too much...
...and the trolls weren't toilet|trained.
No human being has ever set... set|foot in Santa's workshop.
Uh, that is until about 30 years ago,
And, as you may have guessed,
That's where our story begins.
Ow! Ow!
Are you sleepy?
Here we are.
We're just going to make you feel|so comfortable.
Here we are.
There you are.
It's time to go to sleep.
Maybe by next Christmas you'll|Have a home.
Merry Christmas, my angel.
Santa: Mmm...
Bars clang
Cheering music playing
All right, all right.
We've had another very successful|year.
So, after all that hard work,
It's time to start preparations
For next Christmas!
What in the name of Sam hill|Is that?
Elves: Wow...
Male elf: A baby...
Elf: "little buddy diapers."
His name is buddy. He must've...
Snuck into your sack at the|orphanage.
What do we do?
Papa elf: So, Santa had a|Decision to make,
And fortunately, when it|Comes to babies,
Santa's a... a pushover.
So, buddy stayed with, uh|An older elf
Who had always wanted a child?
But had been so committed to|Building toys, he...
He, well, had forgotten to|Settle down.
Yes, yes, I... I raised buddy.
I was his adopted father.
Though buddy grew twice as fast,
He... he wasn't any different from|the other children.
Chuckles not too fast, buddy.
I mean, not... not really.
Before we learn how to build|The latest
In extreme graphic chipset|Processors,
Let's recite the|"Code of the elves,"
Shall we?
Number one.
"Treat every day like Christmas."
Number two.
"There's room for everyone on the|Nice list."
Number three.
"The best way to spread Christmas|Cheer
Is singing loud for all to hear."
And one day, when buddy was|old enough,
I made him my own personal|apprentice.
I've never been in this room|before.
Well, I think it's time you start
Your tinker training.
Gasps Santa's sleigh.
You're gonna help me make it fly.
I thought the magical reindeer made|The sleighs fly.
And where do the reindeer get|their magic from?
Christmas spirit. Everybody|knows that.
Well, silly as it sounds,
A lot of people down south
Don't believe in Santa Claus.
Well, who do they think puts all?|their toys under the tree?
Well, there's a rumor floating around
That, uh, that the parents do it.
That's... that's ridiculous.
I mean, parents couldn't do that|all in one night.
What about Santa's cookies?
I suppose parents eat them, too?
Yeah, I, uh, I... I know,
Uh, and every earless and less|People
Believe in Santa Claus.
I mean, we have a real energy|crisis on our hands.
I mean, just see how low the, uh|Claus meter is.
That's shocking.
That's why I came up
With this little beauty in the '60s.
Engine hums to life
WH-what is it?
It's a cringle 3000...
A 500-reindeer power jet turbine|engine.
Without it, the sleigh couldn't
Get more than, uh, a few feet off|the ground.
Well, it looks like we got
A short in the thermo coupler.
You wanna give mea hand with that?
You want me to help?
As much as, uh, buddy was accepted
By his family and friends,
There were a few drawbacks
To being, uh, a human in, uh|an elf's world.
Music plays chattering
Hey, Ming Ming.
I'm gonna be a little bit short|on today's quota.
It's all right, buddy.
Just how many etch-a-sketches
Did you get finished?
Come on, buddy. How many?
I made, uh... 85.
That puts you...
915 off the pace.
Female elf: Ooh... that's bad.
Why don't you just say it?
I'm the worst toy maker in|the world.
I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins.
No, buddy, you're not cotton-|headed ninny-muggins.
We all just have different talents|That's all.
Seems like everyone else
Have the same talents|except for me.
You... you have, you have lots of|Talents, uh...
Special talents in fact, like|Um, uh...
Special talents?
You changed the batteries in the|smoke detector.
You sure did... aaa's.
And in six months, you'll have|to check'em again...
Won't he?
And you're the only baritone in|the elf choir.
You bring us down whole octave.
In a good way.
See, buddy?
You're not a cotton-headed ninny-|muggings.
You're just... special.
And so, buddy was sent where the...|The special elves work.
Devilish laughter aah!
(Pop goes the weasel playing
Laughter ah!
(Pop goes the weasel playing
Hey, foom foom...
I hate to do this to you, but you|Think you could
Help me pick up the slack on those|etch-a-sketches?
No problem. I appreciate it.
Buddy is killing me.
I already got lum lum and choochoo pulling' doubles.
That was quick thinking yesterday
With that special talents thing.
Ming Ming: I feel bad for the guy.
I just hope he doesn't get wise.
Well, if he hasn't figured out|He's a human by now,
I don't think he ever will.
Foom foom: If he hasn't figured|Out he's a human
By now, I don't think he ever will.
I think they're too small.
Ming Ming: You're just... special.
Buddy sings deeply
Sneakers screech
Devilish laughter
You don't look so good, buddy.
Are you okay?
I'll be okay, I just need a glass|of water.
Unh! Aah!
Knock on door
Buddy, are you okay?
I'm sorry, papa.
I just need some alone time.
Buddy, I... I think we... we have|to talk.
Buddy, uh, I think there's something
I... I probably should tell you.
You probably should have found|out a long...
A long time ago.
I then proceeded to tell buddy of|how his father
Had fallen in love when he was|very young
With a beautiful girl named|Susan wells,
And how buddy was born
And put up for adoption by|his mother,
And how she had later passed away.
I... I told him his father
Had never even known that|Buddy was born,
And most importantly,
I told him where his father was...
Uh, in a magical land called|new York City.
My dad works there?
Empire state building.
Hey, buddy, wanna pick some|snow berries?
Not now, arctic puffin.
Hello, buddy. Oh... hi, Leon.
Why the long face, partner?
It seems I'm... I'm not an elf.
'Course you're not. You're 6'3"
And had a beard since you were 15.
Papa says my real father
Lives in a magical place far away.
I don't know what to do.
At least you have a daddy.
I was just rolled up one day and|left out here in the cold.
But the thing is, I've never even left|the North Pole.
Buddy, I've been around the world|Many times
When I was a young cumulus|nimbus cloud.
It's a wonderful place, filled with|Wondrous creatures...
Except dogs.
Oh, by the way, don't eat the|yellow snow.
Oh, I know that.
All I'm say in' is, this might be|The golden opportunity
To find out whom you really are.
So, I hear you're going
On a little journey to|the big city.
Yup. Ahh.
I'm kind a nervous.
Leon says New York is pretty|different.
Oh, don't pay attention to Leon.
He's never been anywhere.|He doesn't have any feet.
I've been to New York thousands|of times.
Really? Mm-hmm.
What's it like?
Well, there are some things you|should know.
First off, you see gum on|The street,
Leave it there. It's not|free candy.
Oh. Second,
There are, like, 30 ray's|pizzas.
They all claim to be the|Original,
But the real one' son 11th.
And if you see a sign that|Says "peep show,"
That doesn't mean that|They're letting you
Look at presents before Christmas.
Can't wait to see my dad...
We're gonna go ices skating and...|And eat sugar plums.
Yeah, that's the other thing
I wanted to talk to you about.
You know, buddy... sighs
Your father...
Well... he's on the naughty list.
You're taking the books back?
See, I... I see what you're trying|to do here.
Y-you're trying to make me feel bad,
When, in actuality, you're the one
That missed the payments.
But the children love the books.
I know that, uh...
You know, I'm the one that ran|The focus groups,
But I like hearing that.
Listen, some people, they just|Lose sight
Of what's important in life.
That doesn't mean they can't find|their way again, huh?
Maybe all they need
Is just a little Christmas spirit.
Well, uh, I... I'm good at that.
I know you are.
And I'll...
I'll always, uh,
I'll always be here for you.
Now, uh...
Go... uh, get.
Bye, guys.
Bye, buddy. Bye, buddy. Take care.
Bye-bye, buddy.
There, there.
Oh! Ohh!
Bye, buddy. Hope you find your dad.
Thanks, Mr. Narwhal.
Hey! What's your name?
My name's buddy.
Does someone need a hug?
Raccoon chirping
aah, aah! That's not cool!
I just wanted a hug!
(Pennies from heaven playing
Thank you.
Thank you.
You did it! Congratulations!
"World's best cup of coffee.|"Great job, everybody.
It's great to meet you.
Horns honking
Santa, san... uh, nope.
Not Santa.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Hey, you know what?|No.
No, all right? Thank you.
Get outta here, get outta here.
Elevator chimes
Elevator chimes
Hello. Hi.
Gasps beautiful.
Looks like a Christmas tree.
A reprint?
You know how much that's gonna|cost?
Two whole pages are missing.
The story doesn't make any sense.
What, you think some kid's gonna|notice two pages?
I mean, they... all they do is look|at pictures.
Elevator chimes gasps
Sorry I can't ride with you the|Rest of the way up,
But this is where my dad works.|Well, have a good...
Oh, I forgot to give you a hug!
Oh, I don't know, Connie,|I've never
Declared kittens before.
How many?
Gasps eight?
Uh, I don't know if I'm gonna|Have time.
Oh, all right, just bring'em by|The camper this week,
And I'll see what I can do. I'm|Not gonna charge you.
Just bring'em by, and I'll see|What I can do.
I have to go. Excuse me.
I'm here to see a Walter hobs.
I'm buddy the elf. Laughs
You look hilarious! Who sent you?
Papa elf. Papa elf?
Mm-hmm. From the North Pole.
From the North Pole? Yes.
So, you really think we should|Ship'em?
No, I think we should take a|$30,000 bath
So some kid can understand|What happened?
To a puppy and a frigging pigeon
ship'em. Phone rings
Mr. Hobbs? It's me on the intercom.
Go ahead.
Yeah, I think some one sent you a|Christmas-gram.
All right, uh, let's get it|Over with.
I walked all day and night to|Find you.
Uh, you look like you came from|the North Pole.
That's exactly where I came from.
Santa must've called you!
Oh, yeah, sure, he, uh...
Just got off the cell phone|with me.
You did?!
So, go on. Go on with what?
Well, are... are you gonna sing a|Song or something,
Or can I just go back to work?
A song? Uh...
Yeah. Anything for you, dad, uh...
I... I'm, I'm here with my dad
And we never met
And he wants me to sing|Him a song
And, um, I was adopted
But you didn't know I was born
So, I'm here now, I found you,|Daddy
And, guess what? I love you
I love you I love you!
Wow, that was weird.
You know, usually you guys just|Uh, you know,
Put my name into jingle bells or|something.
It's me, your son.
Susan wells had me, and... And she|Didn't tell you,
And, and, and, but now I'm here...
It's me buddy.
Susan wells.
Uh, you said Susan wells? Yes.
Who sent this Christmas-gram?
What's a Christmas-gram?|I want one.
Whispering I think we|should call security.
Good idea.
I like to whisper, too.
It's okay, Walter's my father.
Well, your dad's busy right now.
Okay, I'll come back later.
Yeah, you know, you're not gonna
Come back for awhile, okay?
You're gonna go back to|Santa land.
Yeah, why don't you go back?|to gimbals'?
(Sleigh ride playing
Sorry! Sorry.
Passion fruit spray?
Fruit spray? Sure.
Do you wanna go?
Toilet flushes
Hey! Have you seen these?|toilets?
They're gl-normous!
"For that special someone."
Hey, come... come here!
Me? Yes.
What are you doing down here?
You're not supposed to be|Down here!
You can shop on your break,
You don't... come on, get upstairs!
Okay, I didn't know. Well|You should know!
Are you mad at me? No.
Are you sure? Yes, I'm sure.
Just do your job.
Okay, fair enough.
Gasps wow!
What's this?
This is the North Pole.
No, it's not. Yes, it is.
No, it's not. Yes, it is.
No, it isn't. Yes, it is.
No, it isn't. Yes, it is.
No, it's not. Where's the snow?
Why you smiling like that?
I just like to smile, smiling's|my favorite.
Make work your favorite, that's|You're favorite, okay?
Okay. Work is your new favorite.
It's time for the announcement.
Okay, people, tomorrow|morning 10 a.m.,
Santa's coming' to town!
Oh, my god!!!
Santa here?! I know him.
I know him.
He'll be hereto take pictures
With all the children.
Just keep your receipts.|10 a.m. Tomorrow.
10 a.m. Tomorrow.
Santa's coming to town.
Yes. Can you sign this for me?
Ohh! Hi.
Whispers Santa's coming.
Are you enjoying the view?
You are very good at decorating|that tree.
Why are you messing with me?
Did krumpet put you up to this?
I'm not messing with you.
It's just nice to meet|Another human
Who shares my affinity for?|elf culture.
I'm just trying to get|through the holidays.
Get through?
Christmas is the greatest|Day in the whole wide world!
Please stop talking to me.
Uh-oh. Sounds like someone
Needs to sing a Christmas|Carol.
Go away.
The best way to|Spread Christmas cheer
Is singing loud for all to hear.
Thanks, but I don't sing.
Oh, it's easy, it's just like|Talking...
Except louder and longer
And you move your voice up|And down.
I can sing, but I just choose not|to sing.
Especially in front of other|people.
Well, if you sing alone,|You can sing
In front of other people. There's|no difference.
Actually, there's a big difference.
No, there... no, there isn't.
I'm singing
I'm in a store, and I'm singing
I'm in a store, and I'm singing
Hey! There's no singing in the|North Pole.
Yes, there is.
No, there's not.
We sing all the time.|No, there's not.
Especially when we make toys.
Manager over p. A: Attention,|all gimbel's shoppers,
Please make your final purchases.
We'll be closing in ten minutes.
Well, it's time for me to go home.
But... but Santa's coming,|There's so much to do.
Yeah, um... laughs
I'll see you tomorrow...
Buddy. Jovie.
Hi. Hi.
(Nutcracker suite playing
Hey, uh... I'm gonna eat in the|bedroom, okay?
I, uh, I got
A bunch of stuff to go over.
Are you sure? I'm... I'm just way|Behind
On a bunch of stuff.
Can I eat in my room?
No. Why not?
Dad's eating in his room.
Imitating father I got a bunch|Of homework to go over,
And I'm way behind on a bunch|of stuff.
You're eating here.
Jovie: I really can't stay
I've got to go 'way
This evening has been
So very nice
My mother will start to worry
And father will be pacing'|The floor
So, really, I'd better scurry
Well, may be just a half a drink|More
The neighbors might think|Baby, it's bad out there
Say, what's in this drink?
No cabs to be had out there
I wish I knew how to break the|Spell
I'll take your hat, your hair|Looks swell
I ought to say no, no, no, sir
Mind if I move in closer?
At least I'm gonna say that|I tried
What's the sense of hurting?|my pride?
I really can't stay
Ah, but it's cold outside baby,|it's cold outside!
Water turns off
Get out! Don't look at me!
Get out!
(Sleigh ride playing
Just hear those sleigh bells|Jingling
Ring-ting-tingling, too
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride together|With you
Outside the snow is falling
And friends are calling yoo-hoo
Muffled dad?
Come on, its lovely weather dad.
Dad, hi! It's me! For a sleigh|Ride together with you
Muffled buddy. Dad! Dad! Dad!
Giddy-yap, giddy-yap, giddy-yap
Let's go, let's look at the show
We're riding in a wonderland|Of snow
Hey! It's okay,
I just have a gift for my dad.
Okay, I'll take this.
Okay. Well, just make sure he knows
It's from me buddy, his son, okay?
Okay. And that I love him so much,
And that I think he's the greatest|dad in the world.
You guys are so strong.
Kids: Wow! My cheeks are nice|And rosy
Girl: This is neat. And comfy|Cozy are we
We're snuggled up together
Like two birds of a feather|Would be
Let's take that road before us
And sing a chorus or two
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride together|With you
Hey, you. Me?
Come here. I wanna talk to you.
What do you wanna talk to?|Me about?
How come you were
In the women's locker room these|morning?
I heard you singing.
You sure it had nothing to|Do with the fact
That I was naked in the shower?
I didn't know you were naked.
Why were you here so early?
They shut my water off.
What were you doing here so|early?
Building this.
You built this? Mm-hmm.
They're kind a pissed about|this.
Hey, guys.
Have you seen the place?|Mm-hmm.
It's pretty good. It's a|little too good.
Corporate must have sent in a|professional.
I don't know why some body's|Gunning' for my job,
But, look... let's|Remain team, okay?
'Cause if I go, we all go.
If you get wind of anything,
Call me on my radio,|Channel three.
Code word is "Santa's got|A brand new bag,"
Six-inch ribbon curls, honey.
That's impossible. Six... inches.
By the way... I think you have
The most beautiful singing voice
In the whole wide world.
Hey, hey! Ho ho ho!
Santa, it's me buddy!
It's me! Hey, buddy,|How you doing?
It's me!
Are you ready to see Santa?
Who the heck are you?
What are you talking about?|I'm Santa Claus.
No, you're not.
Uh, WH-why, of course I am!
Ho ho ho ho ho!
Well, if you're Santa...
What song did I sing for you on?|Your birthday this year?
Uh, happy birthday of course!
Ho ho ho ho ho!
Uh, so, how old are you, son?
You're a big boy, what's|your name?
Paul. And, uh, what can I|get you for Christmas?
Paul... don't tell him what|You want.
He's a liar. Let the kid talk.
You disgust me. How can you live?|With yourself?
Just cool it, zippy. Woman:|Smile.
You sit on a throne of lies.
Look, I'm not kidding'.|You're a fake.
I'm a fake? Yes.
How'd you like to be dead, huh?
Fake. No, he's kidding.
You stink.
I think you're gonna have a good|Christmas, all right?
You smell like beef and cheese.
You don't smell like Santa.
Gasps kids screaming
He's an imposter! He's not|Santa!
He's a fake! He's a fake!|Come here. Come here!
I saw!
He's a fake!
Ha ha! Where you going now?|Where you going...?
Manager: Ohh! Ohh!
He's not Santa Claus!
He's not Santa!
"To someone special."
What's that? Intercom.
All right.
Phone rings
Yeah? Mr. Hobbs, the police are|On line one.
Police. Hello?
I knew that you'd come,|I love you for coming.
Officer tom, this is my dad.
This is Walter... he came.
He bailed me out.
They gave me one phone call.
They gave me one phone call,
And I said," I know who|I'm gonna call...
Walter Hobbs."
And sure enough, you showed up.
You did, they said you weren't|goanna show up.
They told me so many times...|shh shh shh shh shh.
Just who the heck are you,|And what is your problem?
L-I'm buddy, I'm your son.
Wait, um...
Tell me, tell me, tell me, uh...
Where'd you get this picture?
Papa elf gave it to me.
Listen... is this some kind a|game?
What do you want, some money?
No! I just wanted to meet you,
And I thought you might Anna|Meet me.
Who wouldn't Anna meet you?
I thought maybe we could make|Gingerbread houses,
And eat cookie dough, and go|Ice skating, and...
And maybe even hold hands.
Come with me. Okay.
Okay. What have we got here?
Buddy, don't eat those.
We got to really hurry up, Walter,
'cause I'm double booked the|rest of the afternoon.
Am I sick?
Yeah, but that's not why we're|Here.
We're hereto do a test, come on.
What kind test? Just a test to|Find out
If you're my son or not. Why am|I sitting on paper?
Because it's sanitary for the|other patients.
Now, sit still so I can do|the finger prick.
Gasps finger prick!
Ohh! It's cold.
Yeah, just pleases it still,|Please?
Okay, can I listen to your|necklace?
No, you can't. Will you|Just sit still...
Why is there a skeleton?|over there?
I don't know, Walter,|Could you please...?
If I squint it looks like a|pirate flag.
Could you please have him?|Sit still?
Does he have a name? No,|He hasn't got a name.
I'm sorry, Ben, I am sorry.
I have a lot of patients|waiting.
Would you please it still?|Please.
He got mad at me. Yes, he did.|He did.
The sooner you sit still,|The sooner we can
Get this mess over with.
Okay. Then can we eat sugar|plums?
You betch a... we'll eat sugar|Plums,
Have gingerbread houses,|And we'll even paint eggs.
Well, paint eggs, that's Easter.
Ow!!! Ohh...
My finger has a heartbeat.
It won't hurt so much after|a little.
What's your name?
I'm Carolyn.
What do you want for Christmas?
A Suzy-talks-a-lot.
I'll put in a good word with|the big man.
Thanks. Your costume is pretty.
Oh, it's not a costume.|I'm an elf.
Well, technically, I'm a human,
But I was raised by elves.
Oh, I'm a human raised by humans.
Hmm. Cool.
Door opens so?
It's a boy... buddy's your son.
That's very impossible.
You... you saw that guy out there.
He's... he's certifiably insane.
He's probably just reverting
To a state of childlike|dependency.
An elf?
What he needs is to be nurtured.
Oh, I see.
So, um, uh...
You'd like me to breastfeed him?
Walter, just bring him home.
Introduce him to Emily and|Michael,
And once... once he comes to|Terms with reality,
He should drop the whole elf|Thing and move on with his life.
I mean, that's what I would do if|I was you.
Oh, my god! Walter, this is...
This is wonderful,
You... you have another son.
Wonderful. Oh, gosh, I...
I guess I never really thought|of it that way.
This is incredible, I...
You know, it's a little|complicated,
But it's nothing that we can't|handle.
Honey? What?
He thinks he's an elf.
I'm sorry, what?
He think she's a Christmas elf.
Oh, come on, Walter,
Im sure he doesnt actually|think hes an elf.
And then, I traveled through|the seven levels
Of the candy cane forest,
Past the sea of swirly-twirly|gumdrops,
And then, I walked through the|Lincoln tunnel.
So, where were you for the|last 30 years?
The north pole.
Can you pass the maple syrup?|Please?
I... I didn't put... it's|spaghetti.
Oh, you know what? I think|I have some.
You like sugar, huh?
Is there sugar in syrup?
Then yes.
We elves try to stick to the|four main food groups
Candy, candy canes, candy corns,|and syrup.
So, will you be staying with us?|Then?
You mean I can stay?
Of course you can. Emily.
How... how long do you think|you'll be with us?
I... I hadnt really planned|it out,
But I was thinking, like...|forever.
Emily? Can I just speak to you|for a minute
in the, uh, kitchen, please?
Are you crazy? He cannot|stay here.
Clearly he has some serious issues.
We can't just throw him out in|the snow.
Why not? He loves the snow.
He's told me 15 times.
Walter, he's your son.
Did you hear that?
You are so weird.
Dad! Door opens
Whispering I can't go to sleep
Unless I get tucked in.
I can't go to sleep unless I|get tucked in.
I am not gonna tuck you in.
I... I promise Ill go right|to sleep.
Tickle fight, tickle fight!|buddy, stop.
Tickle fight. Tickle... stop|stop, stop.
It's all right.
Hey, uh...
Clears throat
You just lay there and go to|sleep.
Dad? Hmm?
I love you.
Okay. Go to sleep now.
Well, this is really something.
I'm usually the one making|breakfast.
That's good, that's good.
Oh, that's good.
Good? Good.
So, did you, um...
Did you sleep okay last night?
Great. I got a full 40 minutes.
And I had time to build that|rocking horse.
Uh, oh, my gosh. You actually|made that?
Where did you get all the wood?
Good morning, honey. Good|morning, dad.
Walter, buddy has made us|breakfast.
Isnt that nice? Grunts
And lunch.
And lunch.
Emily: Bye.
So, dad, how many scoops?
I'll stick with the coffee now,|thanks.
So, dad...
I planned out our whole day.
First, we'll make snow angels|for two hours,
And then we'll go ice skating|and then we'll eat a|whole roll
Of tollhouse cookie dough as fast|as we can,
And then, to finish, we'll snuggle.
I've got to go to work, buddy.
Oh, and another thing...
If you're going to be staying|here,
You should think about, you know,
Getting rid of the costume.
But I've worn this my whole life.
You're not in the North Pole any|longer.
You wanna make me happy, dont you?
More than anything.
Then, lose the tights. I mean,|as soon as possible.
As soon as possible?
As soon as possible.
Emily: I almost forgot...
Aah! Aah!
Good morning.
Cell phone rings
Walter here.
Gasps it worked, it's you.
How'd you get this number?
Emily left an emergency list.
I see.
And, uh, is this an emergency?
There's a horrible noise
Coming from the evil|box underneath the window.
It sounds like this...
Screeches and wails
Its, uh, it's... it's not evil,|buddy,
Its, uh, it's a radiator,
And the heat makes noise when|it comes on.
No, it doesn't. It... Its very|evil.
It's scary to look at. It's...|okay...
Im going toward... oh, wait.|Yes, it is.
Okay, it's okay. It's okay.
Everything's fine.
You were right.
Okay, good, uh, Im gonna hang|up now.
I love you.
I'll call you in five minutes.
No, no, buddy, don't, uh...
You... you dont have to call me|, okay?
Good idea, you call me.
Okay. I'm gonna hang up now.
I painted a picture of a|butterfly.
Good. I'm gonna hang up now.
I tuned the piano.
Okay, I love you. Bye.
Mmm... Mmm.
Hobbs. Hey!
How you doing? Please, sit|down.
I haven't seen you since|the retreat.
You're looking good.
Oh, thank you very much.|You as well.
To what do I owe the, uh,|pleasure?
Well, to be honest, I got a call|from my niece.
She wants to know
How a certain puppy and a|certain pigeon
Escape the clutches of a|certain evil witch.
Believe me, uh,
Were already looking for new|printers.
This one has obviously gotten a|little sloppy.
Maybe it isnt the printer whos|gotten sloppy.
That's your signature, right?
You know, we could sit here and|point fingers all day.
I've got news for you...
Even if those two pages were|in there,
The book still would have sucked.
Have you seen the numbers for|this quarter?
Uh, they'll be here today. Oh,|they're in.
That frigging puppy and pigeon
Are tanking hard, Hobbs.
My people estimate were|gonna post
A minus eight for this quarter.
A minus eight! That does not|happen!
You know, we'll... we'll bounce|back, we...
No, no, no. No? Well...
Were gonna ship a new book
The first quarter.
First quarter?
I'm gonna be back in town on|the 24th.
At that time, I would love|to hear
In exact detail
What your plans are for this|new book.
Uh, wait a minute, the, uh|the 24th, that's Christmas|eve.
And, uh...
No problem. Be great to have|you in the loop.
School bell rings
Michael: All right, I got every|weapon in the game.
I got full health, I got full|armor.
I got full...
It's me buddy!
You know that guy?
No, Ive never seen him before.
It's me buddy! Your brother!
Oh, man.
No, Michael! Wait! It's your|brother bud...
Tires screech
Sorry. Sorry! Horn honks
Michael! Michael!
Michael, wait up!
Michael! Michael!
Wow, you're fast.
I'm gladi caught up with you.
I waited five hours for you.
Why is your coat so big?
So, good news... I saw a dog|today.
Have you seen a dog?|You probably have.
How was school? Was it fun?
Did you get a lot of|homework, huh?
Do you have any friends?
Do you have a best friend?
Does he have a big coat, too?
Go away!
Ow! Son of a nutcracker!
Boy: Get him! Get the|green guy!
Boys cheering
Oh, no. These guys are bad news.
We better get outta here.
You know what? We can take'em.
Okay, just start making as|many snowballs as you can.
Grunts you ready?
Let's go. Aah! Ow.
Boy: Run!
Michael: Oh, man. One got away.
Kid: Unh!
Where did you say you were from?
Oh, yeah
Candles burning low
Lots of mistletoe
Lots of snow and ice everywhere|we go
Choirs singing carols right|outside my door
All these things and more
I wish dad were here.
'Cause he's the greatest dad in|the whole wide world.
Are you kidding?
He's the worst dad in the world.
What do you mean?
All he does is work.
Working's fun.
Not the way he does it.
All he cares about is money.
He doesn't care about you,|or me, or anybody.
Well, he is on the naughty list.
You like her?
Like who?
The girl youre staring at.
Oh, uh...
Why dont you ask her out?
You know, on a date...|to eat food.
Yes, real food, not candy.
And if she says yes,|you're in.
It's like a secret code|girls have.
Well, look who it is.
Hi, Jovie. Hi.
Oh, uh, this is Michael.
I'm his brother.
So, what are you doing here?
Did gimbel's give you your|job back?
No. But things worked out|pretty good.
They gave mea restraining|order.
Well, um, you should probably|get outta here.
Ho ho ho!
But... I really wanted to|see you,
And... and I think youre|beautiful, and I, um...
I feel really warm when I|am around you,
And, um, my tongue swells up.
Do you wanna go eat food?
Do I... do I wanna eat food?
You know, uh, the code... food.
Well, I just had my lunch|break.
Oh, okay. I understand.
But Im free on Thursday.
Thursday! Thursday!
Come on. That'd be great.
All right.
Buddy: Was that okay?
You did great, man.
What should we put on it|first?
Lights! Oh, good.
And then, after that?
Ornaments! Ornaments, okay.
What the hell's that?
Michael: A Christmas tree.
A Christmas tree?
Buddy chopped it down in|the park.
I don't know what you're making|such a big deal about.
They were just having a|little fun.
Oh, fun? So felonies are|fun now?
I thought, see, felonies|were felonies.
Okay, the tree thing was bad.
I'll get him to plant|another one.
But at least Michael is|happy for once.
What, uh, what's that supposed|to mean?
Well, I don't think it's any|secret, Walter,
That you havent exactly been|there for him.
I'll tell you what, why don't|we just
Pull him outta school and let|the, uh,
Deranged elf man raise him?
Then they can have lots of|fun committing felonies.
How are we gonna get the star|on top?
I got it.
I mean, what are we gonna do?
We can't... we cant leave him|alone here.
He's gonna destroy the place.
Why dont you, um...
Why don't you take off tomorrow?
You know, and you could stay|home and watch him?
Oh, no. No, I cant stay home|tomorrow,
I have a budget meeting tomorrow.
Well, honey, I cant take off,
Im one... one bad pitch away
From getting fired... one.
Well, I tell you what, I have|an idea then.
Why dont you take buddy to|work with you?
Elevator chimes
Hey, Walter. Morning, jack.
Morning, jack.
Oh, good morning, Mr. Hobbs.
Good morning, Sarah. Good|morning, Sarah.
That's a nice purple dress.|It's very purple-y
Francisco. How's it going, Mr.|Hobbs?
Francisco, that's fun to say..."|Francisco."
Hi! Hi.
Do you remember me?
I do. I didn't recognize you.
I know, Im in work clothes.
Thank you, Deborah.
Thanks, deb.
Deb, you have such a pretty face.
You should be on a Christmas card.
You just made my day.
Buddy. Hmm?
You dont have to drink that.
Thank you.
Whispers am I too loud?
Just... just a little.
Yes, bud?
Why is your name on the desk?
I bought the desk.
My name's there so no one|steals it.
That's a joke, isn't it, dad?
Yeah, buddy, that's a joke.
So, what are we gonna build?
No, uh, we don't do
That kind of work here, pal.
Phone rings
Buddy the elf, what's your|favorite color?
Put that down. Hello?
Hello? Dial tone
Please, dont touch anything.
Bud, have you... have you...
Have you ever seen a mailroom?
A mailroom? No.
No? No.
Oh, I mean, wow.
Wow... listen, it's a|place where mail
From all over the world|comes,
Uh-huh. And they sort it|out there, see?
And you can touch it all,
And they put it in these|shiny bins.
Shiny bins? Right.
What do ya think? It|sounds great.
Can we go there?
Well, um...
I gotta work here, maybe... maybe|you can work there.
Okay, Ill work there.
Rap music playing
Oh, I don't think this is|the place
My dad was talking about.
Is there a different mailroom?
No. This is the only one.
It's not very shiny.
Now... over heres the trench.
All the mail comes out that|shooter.
Scan and find the floor each|piece is moving to.
Put it in a canister
And shove it up the tube with|the same number.
You got that?
I think so.
This place reminds me of|Santas workshop.
Except it smells like mushrooms,
And everyone looks like they|wanna hurt me.
Uh, greenways coming in tomorrow,
So, what... what do we got?
Well, Morris and I have been|brainstorming,
And we've come up with what I|think
Is a pretty big idea.
Great, what?
You're gonna love it, it's|fantastic.
Okay, picture this...
We bring in miles finch.
The miles finch?
The golden ghost.
We bring him in!
He's written more classics than dr.|Seuss.
I tain't gonna be easy,
But I think its worth a shot.
My two top writers, my crack team,|my fun squad...
You came in here pitching me
The idea of hiring another writer?
Miles finch.
I like it. Chuckles
I like it.
Then I traveled through the seven|levels
Of the candy cane forest
And past the sea of swirly-twirly|gumdrops.
Gasps ooh!
Wow... it's sucky.
Ohh, it's wonderful. Yes!
That is marvelous how that...
Oh! (Laughs
Oh, it's very sucky.
It's very... sucky.
So, how'd you get here?
Work release.
Oh, syrup and coffee?
Why didn't I think of that? Can I|try some?
Be my guest.
Very generous of you.
Mmm. Gasps I love syrup.
Ohh, I love it.
You know, I know I sound like a|broken record,
But we are buddies.
You're my best friend, that's it.
You're my best friend.
You know, buddy, nobody around|here listens to me.
I got really good ideas. Yeah?|I believe it.
I know, Im right, I listen to you.
You have great ideas.
I just try to go with the flow,|you know?
Good, you go with the flow.
Yeah. Go with the flow.
No, I gotta get out of the flow.
Well, then get out of the flow.
I'm in the flow, that's what got|me here.
I gotta... Im 26 years old, I got|nothing to show for it.
You're young. You're so young.
My papa... yeah?
He didn't make master tinker till|he was 490,so...
Four-hundred and ninety? Yeah.
Tickle fight! Tickle fight!
Tickle fight! Tickle fight!
My favorite book of yours has|gotta be Gus' pickles.
It's existential, yet it's so|accessible.
Uh, Mr. Finch, uh, Eugene Dupris|here.
It's a thrill just to be talking|to you
On our speakerphone.
Miles, um, so, what do you think?
Can you fly in tomorrow?
I'll give you five hours tomorrow,
Not a minute more.
Oh, that's... that's great.
I'd like a black s500to receive|me at the airport.
I need the interior of that car
To be 71 degrees exactly.
We can do that. Deborah: Mr. Hobbs?
Theres a situation downstairs.
Finch: I'm sorry, what?
No, hold on, miles. Deb, hang up.
Finch: I do not hold. Do not put|me on hold.
Deborah: We have a problem in the|mailroom.
What's going on?
Don't speak... Deborah, hang up!
Finch: That's it, Im gone. Miles!
Finch: I'll be there tomorrow... 71|degrees.
Deborah: Sir, chuck in the mailroom
Needs to talk to you.
Chuck... what, chuck?
I mean, what could be going on|down there
Thats so important you had to|interrupt me, what?
Whoomp, there it is! A little|louder
Whoomp, there it is! Come on, y'all
Whoomp! There it is
Upside down and inside out hey!
I'm 'bout to show all you folks
What it's all about hey!
Time for me to get on the mike
And make this mother of a party|hype
Im taking you back to the old|school
'cause Im an old fool whos so cool
If you wanna get down, Im gonna|show you the way
Whoomp, there it is, let me hear|you say
Whoomp, there it is! Come on, y'all
Whoomp! There it is a little louder
Whoomp, there it is! Come on, y'all
Whoomp, there it is!
Door buzzer
(You make me feel so young playing
You look miraculous.
So do you.
Thank you.
What would you like to do?
I got some ideas.
Just reach out in front of you and|and take a sip.
Don't look. There you go.
It tastes like a crappy cup|of coffee.
Chuckles no.
It is a crappy cup of coffee.
No, it's the worlds best cup|of coffee.
The trick is to not get your arm caught|in the door!
Also, never close your eyes cause|then
Okay, when you feel comfortable, you|just jump in!
Laughing what are you doing?
I'm skipping. I'm skipping.|I'm skipping.
Wait, wait, wait... one more, one more.
Now, look at the size of this one.
Come with me.
Watch out. (Tires screech
Yellow ones dont stop.
The yellow ones dont stop.
Wow... that's a big one.
I'm sorry.
You missed.
What do you mean I missed?
You missed.
Elevator chimes
Miles finch.
Miles finch.
Miles finch.
All right, let's do this.
Miles, Im so happy you could come|Uh...
I'm Walter Hobbs. Yeah, let's get|the, uh...
Taken care of so we can get started|here.
Here you go.
Finch: Great.
All right... clears throat
What have you guys got so far?
Go ahead.
We were thinking, uh, something|like this, uh...
We open on a young tomato.
He's had some tough times down|at the farm
With, you know, a rabbit, and...
No. No tomatoes...
Too vulnerable.
Kids, they're already vulnerable.
No, you see? I... I told you guys.
I told them the very same thing...
And no farms.
Every body's pushing small town|rural.
A farm book would just be white|noise.
What about this?
Uh, a tribe of asparagus children,
But they're self-conscious about|the way their pee smells.
Apparently, all we have is|vegetables.
I have no time, so, you know,
If you've got a story here...
Ive got about five or six great|starts here.
I've got one idea that|Im especially
Psyched out of my mind about.
You know, it's one of those ideas
Where you're just like, uh...
Whoa! Chuckling
Uh, great, c-could we hear it?
I'll start with the cover.|Picture this... you got, uh
Dad! I'm in love, Im in love,
And I don't care who knows it!
Buddy, not now, uh,
Can you please go back to the...|to the pit?
I'll come and visit you in a|little while, okay?
I didn't know you had elves|working here.
Oh... boy, you're... youre hilarious, |my friend.
He doesn't, uh... get back to
The story, please. All right, okay.
Clears throat
So, on the cover above the title...
Does Santa know that you left the|workshop?
You know, we're all laughing our|heads off.
Did you have to borrow a reindeer|to get down here?
Buddy... go back to the basement.
Finch: Hey, jack weed,
I get more action in a week
Than you've had your entire life.
I've got houses in I.e., Paris,|and Vail,
Oh. Each one of them
with a 70-inchplasma screen.
So, I suggest you wipe
That stupid smile off your face
Before I come over there and smack|it off!
You feeling strong, my friend?!
Call me elf one more time!
Whispers he's an angry elf.
Growling look at you.
Ow! Hey, what...
I wasn't ready for that.
Aah! Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey! Whoa!
Call me elf one more time!
Call me elf!
You're an elf.
Glass shatters
Miles, Im sorry, he... he thinks|he's an elf.
Listen, miles...
Listen, miles! Door slams
He must be a South Pole elf.
You get the hell outta here.
Where do you want me to go?
I don't care where you go.
I don't care that you're an elf!
I don't care that youre nuts!
I don't care that youre my son!
Get out of my life now!
Emily: Hi, it's me.
I really can't talk right now.
Well, just tell me how the pitch|went.
I'm gonna be a little later than|I thought, okay?
Well, don't be too late, Walter,
Its Christmas Eve.
Walter... wait, um.
Honey, I gotta go, okay? Love ya.
Oh, say hi to buddy.
What? Walter, breakthrough.
We found this in the conference|room.
What is it?
It's miles finchs notebook.
This thing is chock full of|genius ideas.
I mean, look at that.
And his best idea is about a|peach that lives on a farm.
What's more vulnerable than a|peach?
What, uh, what do we do?
I think we should go with the|first pitch... it's genius.
Uh, how much time we got?
We got, like, 45 minutes. Well,|come on, let's, uh,
Try to get a storyboard or|something ready.
Come on, let's do it. Just try.
No, you can't sit down and get a|storyboard ready.
Go and get a storyboard ready.
Oh, boy! Go.
"I'm sorry I ruined your lives
"And crammed 11 cookies into|the vcr.
"I don't belong here. I don't|belong anywhere.
I'll never forget you. Love,|buddy."
Hey, buddy.
As you know, we need a big|launch fast
To get the company back on|track.
So, I think I speak for my fellow|board members
When I say... this better be good.
Before I get into the story, uh,
Let me start with the cover, okay?
Now, just picture this...
Dad! I gotta talk to you.
Walter: Michael, what is it?
Buddy ran away.
What? He... he left a note.
I'm scared, dad, he's gone.
Uh, let me just finish this|meeting,
And then, um, well figure it|out, okay?
Figure out what? Buddy cares|about everybody.
All you care about is yourself.
Hey, Michael.
We're gonna have to reschedule|this, uh, Mr. Greenway.
We don't have time to reschedule.
I wanna hear the damn thing now.
Son, you'll have to wait.
No, d-don't tell my kid what|to do, uh...
Cant... cant we do this another|time, Mr. Greenway?
I flew in just to hear this pitch,
And I intend to.
It's gonna have to wait.
If you wanna keep your job, Hobbs,
You will pitch me this book|right now.
Well... up yours.
Yeah, up yours. Hey.
Hobbs... Hobbs!
Hobbs, you walk out of here,
And... and you're finished at|greenway!
You're finished!
I don't belong anywhere.
Buddy, where are you?!
Prancer, pull! Come on! Come on!
Vixen, up, up!
Come on, you can do it.
Pull up! Pull up!
Dad! What?
Michael, where you going?
Back off, slick. You'll scare|the deer.
Buddy, is that you?
Are you okay?
Boy, am I glad to see you.
The Claus meter suddenly just|dropped down to zero.
There's just no Christmas|spirit anymore.
And then the strain was too|Much...
The engine broke free of her|mounts.
I need an elf's help.
I... Im not an elf, Santa.
I... I cant do anything right.
Buddy, you're more of an elf than|anyone I ever met,
And the only one who I would want
Working on my sleigh tonight.
Really? Really.
Will you fix it for me, buddy?
I'll try. Papa taught me how.
You gotta find it first.
It dropped off the sleigh back|over there a ways.
The engine? The engine, yeah.
Go, buddy. Go, Mr. Elf!
Im standing here outside|central park
Where it is unclear exactly|what has happened.
What we do know is that|authorities
Have closed the park
And are in the process of|clearing it.
The only thing that people can|seem to agree on here
Is that they saw something fall|from the sky.
I've got an eyewitness with me
Who claims to have seen the whole|thing firsthand.
What did you actually see?
You know, I was walking around and|I saw this thing,
And my daughter actually pointed|it out to me.
Oh, your daughter saw it?
Sweetheart, can you tell me
What you saw falling out of the|sky?
It was Santas sleigh!
News woman chuckles
Santas sleigh, well, there you|have it.
Santa's in Manhattan.
Sorry to interrupt your first big|news story, charlotte,
But New York one has just received
Some exclusive amateur news footage
That you just might Anna follow|up on.
There seems to be a strange man|dressed as an elf
Wandering through central park.
Now, I don't know if this is the|kind of hard-hitting news
Youre used to covering in buffalo|, charlotte,
Oh, my god. But here at New York one,
News is top priority.
What the heck...?
You found it. Buddy!
I need to tell you something.
No, no. Buddy, there's something
I have to tell you right now.
Um, I didn't mean anything I said back|there, not word.
I know you may be a little, um, um...
Uh, chemically imbalanced,
But youve been right about a lot|of things.
I... I don't want you to leave.
You're my son, and I... love you.
Uh, buddy, uh...
What was it you wanted to tell me?
Oh, right. Come with me.
Right. Come on.
I'm herewith another eyewitness
Who has his own version of what|happened.
Sir, what did you see?
I think youre great, charlotte.
Uh, I saw something fall from the|sky
Right into the middle of central|park.
I mean, youre a great news lady.
Thank you.
Could you tell me a bit more?
About what you saw fall from the|sky?
Yeah, yeah. Your eyes tell the|story,
Thats what I love about you.|You've got a great mouth.
The thing just dropped in the middle of|central park.
It was amazing, and everybody's, like,|going crazy.
Dick, uh, according to authorities,
The area has been cleared.
Only the central park rangers now|remain in the park.
These forces are highly trained,
But rarely see action.
Some have accused them of being|too gung ho
When called into duty,
And their controversial crowd|control tactics
At the Simon and Garfunkel concert|in '85
Are still under investigation.
I knew youd find it, Mr. Elf!
Slap it on real quick, we've got|to get going.
That ta boy.
So, uh... you're, uh...
Santa Claus. Right.
Would you mind taking this to|your firstborn?
Um, uh, and my firstborn, he's|an elf?
Yes. Actually, Im adopted.
Uh, Michael, would you open this|hatch for me, please?
That ta boy, thank you.
So, youre really Santa Claus?
You never can tell, kid.
Tell me, Michael,
What do you want for Christmas?
I wanted a skateboard.
Oh, not just skateboard.
Arealhuf board. Looked here.
Looked here...
How do you like them apples?
Go look and see.
What happened?
You made my sleigh fly.
What do you mean?
Well, before the turbine days,
This baby used to run solely on|Christmas spirit.
You believed in me. You made my|sleigh fly.
Hold it... if youre really Santa|Claus,
Then we can just get some news|cameras in here,
And everyone will believe in you,
Then your sleigh will fly, right?
Christmas spirit is about believing,|not seeing.
If the whole world saw me,|all would be lost.
The paparazzi have been trying to|nail me for years.
Horse whinnies
Hey, look!
Horse whinnies
Oh, no.
It's the central park rangers.
Horses whinny
Dad, Michael... I got a plan.
Santa: Whoa, wait! Wait, Michael...|my list!
You bring that list back right now,|you hear me?!
Come on, give me your hat and coat.
Mrs. Claus made them for me.
Hey! Hey, here I am!
Ho ho ho!
Hey, ho ho ho! Hey! Hey!
Excuse me. Thank you. Excuse me.
So the authorities have not|discovered
Any reindeer in the park?
No, no reindeer. Sleigh bells?
No, no sleigh bells, either.
Elves? Excuse me, please.
None of that, we really just|need everyone...
Its him, it's the real Santa!
His sleigh won't fly, cause nobody|believes in him!
Charlotte: Did you see something|in the park?
Everyone out there,
Santa needs us to believe,|I can prove he's real.
Look, this is his list!
Okay... well, further confirmation
That there has been a Santa|sighting tonight.
We have the naughty and nice list.
Lynn Kessler wants a power puff|girls play set.
Mark weber wants an electric|guitar.
Carolyn Reynolds wants a Suzy-|talks-a-lot.
Thanks, buddy.
Dirk Lawson wants
A day of pampering at burke|Williams spa.
Stan Tobias wants a power pumper|water pistol.
Must be another dirk Lawson.
Dave keckler wants some Nike|shocks.
Okay, uh, well, obviously we have
A new development in the story, uh,
A confirmation that Santa must|have been sighted
Because we have his book right|here.
Chuckles what's your name?
Uh, Im charlotte den on, New York one.
"D," "d..."
Charlotte den on wants tiffany|engagement ring
And for her boyfriend to stop|dragging his feet
And commit already.
Crowd oohs and aahs
Weve got power!
Newsman: Charlotte...|charlotte?
Hey, turn the cameras back on!
Who told you to say that?
It's the real Santa.
We need to get these cameras|back on.
He needs our help!
Hey, Michael, are you okay?
Yeah, Im fine.
But buddy, he's... hes in the|park with Santa,
The sleigh won't fly
'cause theres no Christmas|spirit.
Michael! Mom!
Michael! Ohh!
Are you okay? I'm fine.
The best way to spread|Christmas cheer
Is singing loud for all|to hear.
Buddy... better get going,|get in now!
Santa, Im not done with the|engine yet!
Cant wait!
On, dasher, on, dancer...
Im not done with the engine!
Santa cheers
Thats okay.
You get started, Ill catch up!
You know, he wasn't lying.
Chuckles merry Christmas.
Santa, I can't...
Stop messing around and get in!
Aah! Toy squeals
Santa, why are they chasing us?!
I put the mon the naughty list,
And they never forgave me.
You better watch out,|you better not cry
You better not pout,|Im telling you why
Santa Clausis coming' to town
Santa: Yaah, yaah, yaah!
Santa: Up, up, pull up!
Buddy! We need power, we're|gonna crash!
He's making a list,|Checking it twice
Gonna find out whos naughty and nice
Santa clausis coming' to town
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake
Oh, you better watch out,|you better not cry
You better not pout, Im telling|you why
Santa Clausis coming to town
Devilish laughter aah!
Santa: You can do it!|Come on, dancer.
That's my boy.
Pull, cupid! Aah!
Pull, dasher!
I'm getting too old for this job.
The engine's gone!
We're toast!
Well, still no sign of Santa,
But some spontaneous Christmas|caroling
Has broken out
Right herein front of central|park.
Let's have a listen in.
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows if you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or|good
So be good for goodness sake
You better watch out, you better|not cry
You better not pout, Im telling|you why
Come on!
Santa clausis coming' to town
Santa: Just a little more!
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've
Wait... you're not singing.
Yes, I am.
No, you're not. You're just moving|your lips.
Michael, please, what's the big deal?
I'm telling you why
Santa clausis coming to town
Santa chuckling
Oh! Ha ha ha!
Santa: Now, my beauties!
Santa chuckling
Santa: Just like the old days!
Newsman: Charlotte? Charlotte?
Well, I guess well never know for|sure
What happened this Christmas Eve?
In central park.
Santa: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
Ho ho ho!
Papa elf: And so, with a little help,
Buddy managed to save Christmas.
And his spirit saved a lot of other|People, too.
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mind
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
Walter started his own independent|publishing company.
His first book was written by a|brand new,
Critically acclaimed children's|author.
The book was elf...
A, uh, fictional story
About an adopted elf named buddy
Who was raised in the North Pole?
Went to New York, ate spaghetti,
Worked in a shiny mailroom,
And eventually saved Christmas.
"First, I traveled through the|seven levels
"Of the candy cane forest,
"Past the sea of twirly-swirly|gumdrops,
And then, I walked through the|Lincoln tunnel."
And as for me, I can't complain.
Buddy comes up to visit from time|to time.
In the meadow we can build a|snowman
And pretend that he is parson|brown
Oh, thank you, Jovie. That's very|sweet of you.
You're welcome, papa.
But you can do the job when|you're in town
Hey, Suzie.
Come here, little one.
When it snows, ain't it|thrilling?
Papa wants to see you.
Though your nose get a|little chilling
Well frolic and play buddy...|buddy...
The Eskimo way, walking in a|winter wonderland
In the meadow we can build a|snowman
And pretend that he is parson|brown
Hell say, are you married,|we'll say no, man
But you can do the job when you|in town, brother
Later on, we'll conspire
As we dream by the fire
To face unafraid the plans|That we made
Walking in a winter wonderland
Walking in a winter wonderland
I really can't stay
But, baby, it's cold outside
Ive got to go 'way
But, baby, it's cold outside
This evening has been
Been hoping that you'd drop in
So very nice
Ill hold your hands, they're|just like ice
My mother will start to worry
Beautiful, what's your hurry?
And father will be pacing the floor
Listen to that fireplace roar
So, really, Id better scurry
Beautiful, please don't hurry
Well, maybe just a half a drink more
Put some records on while I pour
The neighbors might think
Baby, it's bad out there
Say, what's in this drink?
No cabs to be had out there
I wish I knew how
Your eyes are like starlight now
To break the spell
Ill take your hat, your hair|looks swell
I ought to say no, no, no, sir
Mind if I move in closer?
At least Im gonna say that I|tried
Whats the sense of hurting|my pride?
I really can't stay
Baby, don't hold out
Ah, but its cold outside
I simply must go
But, baby, it's cold outside
The answer is no
But, baby, it's cold outside
This welcome has been
Im lucky that you dropped in
So nice and warm
Look out the window at that|storm
My sister will be suspicious
Gosh, your lips look delicious
My brother will be there at|the door
Waves upon tropical shore
My maiden aunt's mind is vicious
Oh, your lips look delicious
Well, maybe just a cigarette more
Never such a pleasure before
Ive got to get home
But, baby, you'll freeze out there
Say, lend me your comb
Its up to your knees out there
Youve really been grand
I thrill when you touch my hand
But dont you see
How can you do this thing to me?
There's bound to be talk tomorrow
Think of my lifelong sorrow
At least there will be plenty|implied
If you caught pneumonia and died
I really can't stay
Get rid of that hold out
Ah, but it's cold
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