Family Guy 01x13 - Death Is A Bitch
LOIS: [Singing]
"It seems today that all you see
"is violence in movies and sex on TV
"But where are those good,
old-fashioned values
"on which we used to rely?
"Lucky there's a family guy
"Lucky there's a man who'll
positively tell you
"all the things that make us
"laugh 'n' cry
"He's a family guy"
[Crickets chirping]
- I'm Morley Safer.
- I'm Mike Wallace.
- I'm Ed Bradley.
- I'm Lesley Stahl.
And one of you is hung like an elf.
[Laughing]
LOIS: I feel so naughty.
PETER: Lois, what are you doing?
Neither of us is drunk.
[Giggling]
PETER: Knock it off!
LOIS: Oh, my God! I found a lump!
A breast lump!
The important thing is to stay calm.
It's probably nothing, honey.
That's easy for you to say.
You get to keep both your cans.
Peter, don't talk like that!
You'll see a doctor tomorrow and...
No. I'm not gonna see a doctor, Lois.
The healthiest thing we can do is just
ignore this and pretend it doesn't exist.
Just like we do with the squid.
LOIS: Earthquake.
PETER: Truck going by.
PETER: I'm gonna be fine.
Nothing to worry about.
[Cat hisses]
[Vulture screeches]
MAN: Morning.
Give it to me straight, Doc.
How long do I have?
Mr. Griffin, I'd say you have
about a month to live.
But what the hell do I know?
I've been sued by every patient I ever had.
Look at the size of this file.
This is... Wow.
Let's just wait for the test results.
Finish up, honey.
Then I'll put you down for a nice nap.
No! I shall put you down
for a nap, Mother!
Blast!
I'm so worried about your father.
You mean because
he's a borderline alcoholic?
No. Mommy's made peace with that.
Because he's got a lump on his booby.
Chris, that's a terrible word, "booby."
Mom, Debbie Miller's dad had a lump
on his breast, and he turned out okay.
Really? Who's Debbie Miller?
A girl I just made up.
Look. Here they are. My family.
Guys, I don't say this often enough,
but I'm gonna die.
LOIS: Oh, my God.
STEWIE: High five! Anyone?
Anyone?
You can't die! Who's gonna take me
to the Father-Son dance?
Listen, I've had a good life.
You can always be proud of your father
and all of his accomplishments.
MEG: Accomplishments?
PETER: Go to your room.
Peter, there's no way you could die.
You're the most important character
in this family.
[Somber music playing]
I'll take this one.
But I won't pay a cent over $60.
Sir, that casket costs $1,000.
PETER: Okay, $70.
SALESMAN: What?
PETER: $2,000.
SALESMAN: That's twice the cost!
PETER: $40.
SALESMAN: What?
He doesn't know how to haggle.
Peter, what's going on?
I'm selling all my worldly goods,
so you'll have some cash when I'm dead.
Yeah, a lot of memories here.
Look, my first bike.
Boy, I had so much fun playing with that.
More tea, Mr. Bike?
Peter, this is ridiculous.
You're going to be fine.
Dad, the doctor called.
Your test results are in.
This doesn't look very good.
No, this doesn't look very good at all.
My nephew drew my portrait.
It doesn't look a thing like me.
Look at the nose. It's all...
Will you just tell us about Peter's tests?
Okay. Mr. Griffin,
all your tests came back negative.
As it turns out, the lump on your chest
was just a fatty corpuscle.
Fatty corpuscle? Wait a minute.
How the hell can a dead comedian...
...from the silent movie era
be lodged in my left bosom?
Mr. Griffin, I'm saying you're fine.
I'm fine? What?
Are you coming on to me now?
Peter, he's not coming on to you.
He's trying to tell you that you're healthy.
Can't it be both?
[Kissing]
My sweetie is okay.
Better than okay, Lois.
From now on, I'm gonna appreciate...
...all the little things in life,
like you and the kids.
Is this the price of my bill
or my phone number?
Your phone number.
[Sheepish laughter]
PETER: It's still pretty pricey!
LOIS: Peter, who cares how much it is?
You've just got the most important
bill of all, a clean bill of health.
Jeez, Lois. How long you been waiting
to crack out that gem?
PETER: This sucks, Brian.
Why should I have to pay this?
- There's nothing wrong with me.
- Too bad you're not dying.
Wait a second. That's it!
They can't make a dead guy pay his bill.
All I gotta do is write "deceased"
right here where it says "name."
And where it says "sex,"
I'll write, "No, thanks. I'm dead."
It's bulletproof.
[Crickets chirping]
But you promised
the fat one would perish.
I know. Isn't it wonderful, honey?
Your father is alive and well...
...and we can be a family for a good long...
[Knocking]
Who are you?
DEATH: I'm Calista Flockhart. Who the
hell do you think I am? I'm Death.
DEATH: Which one of you is Peter Griffin?
PETER: He is.
DEATH: Come on, man.
Which one of you is Peter Griffin?
This is Peter Griffin.
[Laughing]
DEATH: That's a good one.
[Continues laughing]
LOIS: Why are you...
DEATH: No, wait.
I'm not finished holding my sides.
[Continues laughing]
Why are...
[Continues laughing]
Why...
[Continues laughing]
Why are you here?
The doctor said Peter was okay.
DEATH: The doctor!
I guess he must know, right?
I mean, he's a doctor and everything,
and I'm just Death!
STEWIE: Excuse me. Hello!
I'm Stewie. Big fan.
PETER: Death, you made a mistake.
I'm not supposed to be dead.
DEATH: I made a mistake? What's this?
LOIS: Peter, is that your handwriting?
[Nervous laughter]
How did you get that?
DEATH: Your HMO emailed it to me.
I know my doctor was hitting on me,
but you don't have to call him names.
I don't care what that says!
You can't take my husband!
Mother! Where are your manners?
Don't argue with our guest!
STEWIE: Won't you join us for dinner?
DEATH: Oh, no. I don't want to impose.
DEATH: Is that turkey?
LOIS: Yes, Death.
We were in the middle of a turkey dinner
to celebrate Peter's good health.
DEATH: Do you mind?
STEWIE: Mind? Of course not.
It would be an honor.
No, it would be a privilege. Oh, dear.
Listen to me prattling on like a schoolgirl.
Come, come.
You, heat up some gravy for our guest!
My last helping of white meat
was drier than Oscar Wilde.
How did you do that?
DEATH: Let's just say,
when I was younger...
...I did some films
I'm not particularly proud of.
DEATH: That does it for me.
Wait! You can't go.
After dinner,
we usually go into the living room...
...and live for another 40 or 50 years.
DEATH: [Laughing] 40 or... Let's go.
I guess this is good-bye.
Meg, you're the man of the family now.
Be strong.
Daddy.
Stewie, I guess I'm not gonna be here
to see you become a man.
Yes. I think we all know
what that's going to be like.
A 20-minute call to Larchmont?
Who do we know in Larchmont?
STEWIE'S WIFE: My sister-in-law.
Yes, right. Right. Carol. Yes.
That's right. How is Carol?
- Brian.
- Oh, God.
- Daddy, can I come with you?
- Ask your mother.
No, you can't go with him!
- Oh, Peter.
- Lois.
[Crying]
DEATH: Okay, that's good. Come on now.
PETER: Hey, Death, you got a file on me?
DEATH: Yeah, it's in the car, I think.
Does it mention that I ran two weeks
of Junior Varsity track?
DEATH: Let's not do this. I caught Flo Jo.
You don't think I can catch you?
[Screaming]
DEATH: My ankle!
DEATH: Yeah, listen,
don't help or anything. I'm totally fine.
Damn Irish.
DEATH: Yeah. That felt good,
dropping me on the couch like that.
LOIS: Here's some Tylenol.
DEATH: Great. Tylenol. I asked for Advil.
But, you know, whatever. That's good.
I got a B-plus in Health.
Is there anything I can do?
DEATH: Why don't you boil some water
and rip up some sheets there, Einstein.
It's a sprained ankle.
DEATH: I have to stay off it for a while.
PETER: Not here.
DEATH: Why?
PETER: You tried to kill me!
Besides, how are we supposed
to explain you to Mr. Roper?
LOIS: It's okay, Death.
You just worry about feeling better.
What the hell are you doing?
Peter, don't you see?
As long as he's here, you can't die.
PETER: Go on.
LOIS: That's it.
PETER: Wait a minute.
So no matter what I do, I won't die?
Make yourself at home, Death.
PETER: I'm going out for a while.
DEATH: Wait.
You can't tell anyone I'm here.
For if humanity discovers...
...l'm no longer lurking in the shadows,
consequences will be dire.
PETER: Go on.
DEATH: That's it.
What the hell do you see in him?
What the hell do you see in him?
LOIS: Peter, where are you going?
Lois, 10 minutes ago,
I was staring Death in the face.
Now that I've been given another chance...
...l'm gonna do the one thing
I've always dreamed of doing.
I'm gonna jump off this building.
Could you repeat that, please, Peter?
I believe I had something crazy in my ear.
Hold the phone.
You took me away from
a Swedish girlie-girl...
...and her paralyzed,
but trusting, cousin for this?
- $1,000 says I live.
- $1,000, huh?
- What the hell?
- Okay.
Look at that. I beat my loogie.
[Grumbling]
LOIS: It's your turn, Death.
DEATH: I know I should find this ironic,
but I'm just bored as hell.
How old is this TV?
You can probably get
the DuMont Network on this thing.
LOIS: Peter is a good man
and a wonderful father.
DEATH: Here it comes.
Could you please find it in your heart
to spare him?
After all, it isn't really his time.
DEATH: What did you use
for this cocoa, crap?
LOIS: If you want me to make it again...
DEATH: Sorry, my fault.
I just assumed you were gonna make it
with milk, not crap!
LOIS: I'll be right back.
MEG: I brought you a magazine.
DEATH: Glamour, great.
I can learn how to please my man.
Go get me an Entertainment Weekly.
I hear it's got a great picture of me
sneaking up on Tom Snyder.
[Suspenseful instrumental music]
[Screaming]
[Saw buzzing]
Victory is mine!
Wow. I should really
watch where I'm going.
What the deuce?
Of course!
It seems with Death incapacitated,
my matricidal efforts are futile.
I must do all I can to accelerate
his convalescence.
"Knick-knack paddywhack,
give a dog a bone"
I can't believe you drank 300 bottles
of beer without succumbing...
...to alcohol poisoning.
Peter, are you a witch?
Yeah. But don't tell anyone.
The consequences could be dire!
You guys, I bet I can go up to each one
of those scary-looking bikers and say:
"Aren't you Richard Simmons?"
- Peter, no!
- Now you're being brainless.
Aren't you Richard Simmons?
Aren't you Richard Simmons' best friend,
Richard Simmons?
BIKER: Shut up!
[Laughing]
[Everyone laughing]
DEATH: That feels good.
Actually, kid, I kind of fell into this gig.
I really wanted to be a wood nymph.
Man, the second Dad found out,
he started in with the whole:
"I have no son. I have no son,"
and Mom just stood there.
Yes. Mothers can be quite
the botheration, can't they?
That's why we've got to get you well.
- What was that?
- Nothing!
Stewie, leave Death alone.
DEATH: He's okay.
He reminds me a lot of me at that age.
I hope his teen years go better than mine.
Boy, talk about awkward.
DEATH: Oh, Sandy! Sandy!
Sandy? Not again.
I'm gonna be a virgin forever.
Or am I?
LOIS: Can we please talk about Peter?
He has so much to live for, Death.
He loves his children and me...
DEATH: Okay. I'll spare his life.
But you owe me, if you get my drift.
What the hell are you doing?
I was talking about another fruit cup.
Not bad, though.
LOIS: Peter,
Death just agreed to let you live.
Oh, man. This really is my night.
I get to live, and I'm on TV.
Our top story tonight,
the rules of death no longer apply.
That's right, Tom.
Our own Asian reporter, Trisha Takanawa,
filed this report, all by herself!
I'm here with Peter Griffin,
the man who claims he withstood...
...a barrage of bullets and did not die.
Peter, are you saying
that if I shoot you in the head...
...with this Channel 5 pistol,
you'll be completely unharmed?
Why don't you give it a shot?
Okay, here goes.
[Screaming]
What have I done?
[Laughing]
You're awful.
- Fascinating story, Tom.
- It sure is, Diane.
And since the laws of death
no longer apply, I can do this.
That's right, Tom.
And now it's time for sports.
DEATH: The whole world is laughing
at me. This is high school all over again.
Well, I'll show them! I'll show all of them!
Oh, my God, that hurts!
You're not killing anyone tonight, mister!
Not on that ankle.
DEATH: This is all your fault.
And there's only one solution.
You have to go out there and do my job.
You have to be Death!
[Dramatic instrumental music]
PETER: Boy, this doesn't leave much
to the imagination.
Death, there is no way
Peter can do your job.
He could never kill anyone.
Yeah! I've thought about it,
like in church and stuff...
...but I don't think I could ever do
what you do.
DEATH: So you're better than me?
I'm tired of always being the bad guy.
What I do has to be done.
He's right. You've disturbed
the natural order.
People need to be able to die.
[Sentimental instrumental music]
No!
- Actually, I think I'm gonna be okay.
- Oh, Jack.
Now we can get married
and everything you promised.
Yeah, about that...
...I was pretty sure I was gonna die...
...because there's this girl in New York,
and it's getting kind of serious.
But thanks for letting me draw you naked.
I still can't believe you let me do that!
You're saying the only way to make
the world right is for me to kill someone?
STEWIE: You could kill Lois.
DEATH: No. One death isn't gonna do it.
You have to do something that will
get everyone's attention, something huge.
How about if you blow up the earth?
DEATH: Too huge.
But you're thinking. I like that.
You could kill any girls
who are prettier than me.
DEATH: That would just leave England.
Wait. I have it.
I'm a genius.
You'll kill the kids from Dawson's Creek!
I knew it! As soon as that show
came on the air, I said:
"I'm gonna be the one
who has to kill these kids."
LOIS: It's true. He did say it.
DEATH: Hot, young celebrities.
It's perfect!
The kids are on their way to LA
to renegotiate their contracts.
But their plane is gonna be making
a little stopover in Rhode Island.
DEATH: If you go now, you'll catch them.
PETER: No way.
I'm not doing your dirty work.
There's no way I'm getting on that plane.
Absolutely no way, and that's final.
See? I'm still here.
There's nothing you can say
that'll change my mind.
DEATH: You kill them, or I kill you.
Crap!
Nice plant.
Note to self, do not go to the bathroom.
MAN: James,
your last movie killed at the box office.
Your Q-rating's through the roof.
It's time we ditched the WB
and concentrate on features.
I don't know who you are,
but just because you're sitting...
...across from me doesn't mean
you can give me career advice.
- Will you sign my ass?
- You have a pen?
Hello, Death?
Guess where I'm calling from?
PETER: A plane!
DEATH: That's great.
DEATH: Are those kids on board?
PETER: Yeah.
About that,
I don't think I can go through with it.
DEATH: Peter, listen, without death,
the world would be a terrible place.
Imagine a world
where Hitler was still alive.
ANNOUNCER: Today on Hitler,
we'll be talking with Christian Slater.
Now, they tell me in your next movie,
we get to see your butt.
[Girls cheering]
SLATER: Yes, you do.
HITLER: Can we see it right now?
SLATER: All right.
HITLER: He's going to do it!
ANNOUNCER: If you're going to be in L.A.
And would like tickets to Hitler...
...call 213-du werdest
eine Krankenschwester brauchen!
DEATH: Peter, all you gotta do is sit there.
The plane is gonna crash in LA.
Pilot error. Big mess. Everybody dies.
PETER: Jeez, everybody?
DEATH: Except you.
Hold on, I'm getting another call. Brenda?
PETER: It's still me.
DEATH: Brenda?
PETER: Yes? Just kidding, it's still me.
PILOT: We now begin our final approach
into Los Angeles International.
If you look out the window,
you'll see the San Fernando Valley...
...where my brother Gary makes
a very nice living directing porn.
We'll be on the ground in 10 minutes.
GIRLS: [Singing] "We like being alive,
we like being alive
"We like being, oh, we like being,
oh, we like being alive"
I guess it's their time.
[Theme from Dawson's Creek playing]
PACEY: Boy, for a teacher,
you sure make love good.
Actually, it's "well," Pacey.
You mean to say, I make love "well."
- You're good to go again, right?
- Yeah.
DEATH: Peter? Hello? Peter,
are you there? I can hear you breathing?
Yeah, I'm here. And you can forget it.
I've changed my mind.
I don't care if you do kill me,
I'm not gonna kill those kids.
If they die, I'll have nothing
to watch on Wednesdays...
...other than the fine programs on Fox.
Open up in there!
What are you doing? You're not a pilot.
I know every pilot in the world!
I'm here to keep you from making an error.
A pilot error.
Jeez, I probably should've worn mittens!
JAMES: Nice going, fat...
I was just trying to save your lives.
But now you're all gonna die.
- No one can land this plane.
- I can.
Thank God! It's Karen Black!
She landed a busted plane in Airport '75?
It was a movie in the '70s.
You damn kids with your music.
TOM: Both of the pilots were killed.
Fortunately for the other passengers,
actress Karen Black...
...star of such films as Nashville
and Five Easy Pieces, was on board.
Hats off to Miss Black for proving
once again that, given the opportunity...
...actresses over 50 can land large aircraft.
Karen Black. What an obscure reference!
DEATH: What the hell? I told you to waste
the Dawson's Creek kids.
LOIS: You're missing
the important thing here.
You said you wanted everyone to know
the rules of death apply.
LOIS: Now the whole world does.
DEATH: I guess so.
My ankle's starting to feel better.
I should probably get out of your hair.
But you just got here!
We can stay in touch, can't we?
What's your e-mail?
Mine is "loismustdie," all one word,
"@yahoo.com."
PETER: Wait a second. Death?
I used to fear you,
but now I'm glad we met.
Because you've given me a great gift.
The complete Boz Scaggs.
PETER: How did you know?
DEATH: I just had a feeling.
LOIS: We're gonna miss you, Death.
DEATH: Don't worry.
I'll be back really, really soon.
[Laughing]
DEATH: Is he joking?
Okay, see you later.
[Theme music]
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Fight Club CD1
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Fighter in the Wind
Fighting Fish 2004
Fille Sur La Pont La
Filles Uniques 2003
Film That Was Never Made A
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x01
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Final Countdown The 1980 CD1
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Final Destination - New Line Platinum Series
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Finders Fee (Jeff Probst 2001)
Finding Forrester 2000
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Fly Away Home
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Foreigner The
Fourth Man
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Frasier 02x16 - The Show Where Sam Shows Up
Frasier 02x17 - Daphnes Room
Frasier 02x18 - The Club
Frasier 02x19 - Someone to Watch Over Me
Frasier 02x20 - Breaking the Ice
Frasier 02x21 - An Affair to Forget
Frasier 02x22 - Agents In America Part 3
Frasier 02x23 - The Innkeepers
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Freddys Revenge A
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Freeway (Sous-titres)
French Connection II (1975)
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Friends - 10x01 - TOW After Joey And Rachel Kiss
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Friends - 3 22 - The One With the Screamer
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Friends - 3x05 - The One With Frank Jr
Friends - 3x06 - The One With the Flashback
Friends - 3x07 - The One With the Race Car Bed
Friends - 3x08 - The One With the Giant Poking Device
Friends - 3x09 - The One With the Football
Friends - 3x10 - The One Where Rachel Quits
Friends - 3x11 - The One Where Chandler Cant Remember
Friends - 3x12 - The One With All the Jealousy
Friends - 3x13 - The One Where Monica and Richard
Friends - 3x14 - The One With Phoebes Ex-Partner
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Friends - 3x16 - The One the Morning After
Friends - 3x17 - The One Without the Ski Trip
Friends - 3x18 - The One With the Hypnosis Tape
Friends - 3x19 - The One With the Tiny T-Shirt
Friends - 3x20 - The One With the Dollhouse
Friends - 3x21 - The One With a Chick and a Duck
Friends - 3x22 - The One With the Screamer
Friends - 3x23 - The One With Rosss Thing
Friends - 3x24 - The One With Ultimate Fighting Champ
Friends - 3x25 - The One at the Beach
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Friends - 4x03 - The One With the Cuffs
Friends - 4x04 - The One With the Ballroom Dancing
Friends - 4x05 - The One With Joeys New Girlfriend
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Friends - 4x07 - The One Where Chandler Crosses
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Friends - 4x09 - The One Where They are Going
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Friends - 4x11 - The One With Phoebes Uterus
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Friends - 4x13 - The One With Rachels Crush
Friends - 4x14 - The One With Joeys Dirty Day
Friends - 4x15 - The One With All the Rugby
Friends - 4x16 - The One With the Fake Party
Friends - 4x17 - The One With the Free Porn
Friends - 4x18 - The One With Rachels New Dress
Friends - 4x19 - The One With All the Haste
Friends - 4x20 - The One With All the Wedding Dresses
Friends - 4x21 - The One With the Invitation
Friends - 4x22 - The One With the Worst Best Man Ever
Friends - 4x23 - The One With Rosss Wedding - part 1
Friends - 4x24 - The One With Rosss Wedding - part 2
Friends - 5x01 - The One After Ross Says Rachel
Friends - 5x02 - The One With All the Kissing
Friends - 5x03 - The One Hundreth
Friends - 5x04 - The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
Friends - 5x05 - The One With the Kips
Friends - 5x06 - The One With the Yeti
Friends - 5x07 - The One Where Ross Moves In
Friends - 5x08 - The One With All the Thanksgivins
Friends - 5x09 - The One With Rosss Sandwich
Friends - 5x10 - The One With the Inappropiate Sister
Friends - 5x11 - The One With All the Resolutions
Friends - 5x12 - The One With Chandlers Work Laugh
Friends - 5x13 - The One With Joeys Bag
Friends - 5x14 - The One Where Everyone Finds Out
Friends - 5x15 - The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey
Friends - 5x16 - The One With the Cop
Friends - 5x17 - The One With Rachels
Friends - 5x18 - The One Where Rachel Smokes
Friends - 5x19 - The One Where Ross Cant Flirt
Friends - 5x20 - The One With the Ride-Along
Friends - 5x21 - The One With the Ball
Friends - 5x22 - The One With Joeys Big Break
Friends - 5x23 - The One in Vegas
Friends - 6x01 - The One After Vegas
Friends - 6x02 - The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
Friends - 6x03 - The One With Rosss Denial
Friends - 6x04 - The One Where Joey Loses His
Friends - 6x05 - The One With Joeys Porsche
Friends - 6x06 - The One On the Last Night
Friends - 6x07 - The One Where Phoebe Runs
Friends - 6x08 - The One With Rosss Teeth
Friends - 6x15
Friends 7x01 - The One with Monicas Thunder
Friends 7x02 - The One With Rachels Book
Friends 7x03 - The One With Phoebes Cookies
Friends 7x04 - The One With Rachels Assistant
Friends 7x05 - The One With The Engagement Picture
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Friends 7x07 - The One with Rosss Library Book
Friends 7x08 - The One Where Chandler Doesnt Like Dogs
Friends 7x09 - The One With All the Candy
Friends 7x10 - The One With The Holiday Armadillo
Friends 7x11 - The One With All The Cheesecakes
Friends 7x12 - The One Where They are Up All Night
Friends 7x13 - The One Where Rosita Dies
Friends 7x14 - The One Where They All Turn Thirty
Friends 7x15 - The One With Joeys New Brain
Friends 7x16 - The One With the Truth About London
Friends 7x17 - The One With the Cheap Wedding Dress
Friends 7x18 - The One With Joeys Award
Friends 7x19 - The One With Ross and Monicas Cousin
Friends 7x20 - The One With Rachels Kisses
Friends 7x21 - The One With the Vows
Friends 7x22 - The One With Chandlers Dad
Friends 7x23 - The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding Part 1
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Friends 9x01 - The One Where No One Proposes
Friends 9x02 - The One Where Emma Cries
Friends 9x03 - The One With The Pediatrician
Friends 9x04 - The One With The Sharks
Friends 9x05 - The One With Phoebes Birthday Dinner
Friends 9x06 - The One With The Male Nanny
Friends 9x07 - The One With Rosss Inappropriate Song
Friends 9x08 - The One With Rachels Other Sister
Friends 9x09 - The One With Rachels Phone Number
Friends 9x10 - The One With Christmas In Tulsa
Friends 9x11 - The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work
Friends 9x12 - The One With Phoebes Rats
Friends 9x13 - The One Where Monica Sings
Friends 9x14 - The One With The Blind Dates
Friends 9x15 - The One With The Mugging
Friends 9x16 - The One With The Boob Job
Friends 9x17 - The One With The Memorial Service
Friends 9x18 - The One With The Lottery
Friends 9x19 - The One With Rachels Dream
Friends 9x20 - The One With The Soap Opera Party
Friends 9x21 - The One With The Fertility Test
Friends 9x22 - The One With The Donor
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Fugitive The - The Chase Continues
Fugitives (2000)
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Full Frontal 2002
Full Metal Jacket
Full Time Killer
Fun Movie (2002 Korean) CD1
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Fun in Acapulco (Richard Thorpe 1963)
Funeral Parade of Roses
Funeral in Berlin
Funny Girl
Fuochi dArtifizio
Furia (2002)
Fury The (1978)
Futurama 1x01 - Space Pilot 3000
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Futurama 1x03 - I Roommate
Futurama 1x04 - Loves Labors Lost in Space
Futurama 1x05 - Fear of a Bot Planet
Futurama 1x06 - A Fishful of Dollars
Futurama 1x07 - My Three Suns
Futurama 1x08 - A Big Piece of Garbage
Futurama 1x09 - Hell is Other Robots
Futurama 2x01 - A Flight to Remember
Futurama 2x02 - Mars University
Futurama 2x03 - When Aliens Attack
Futurama 2x04 - Fry and the Slurm Factory
Futurama 3x01 - Amazon Women in the Mood
Futurama 3x02 - Parasites Lost
Futurama 3x03 - A Tale of Two Santas
Futurama 3x04 - The Luck of the Fryrish
Futurama 3x05 - The Birdbot of Ice-catraz
Futurama 3x06 - Bendless Love
Futurama 3x07 - The Day the Earth Stood Stupid
Futurama 3x08 - Thats Lobstertainment
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Futurama 3x10 - Insane in the Mainframe
Futurama 3x10 - Where The Buggalo Roam
Futurama 3x12 - The Route of All Evil
Futurama 3x13 - Bendin in the Wind
Futurama 3x14 - Time Keeps on Slippin
Futurama 3x15 - I Dated a Robot
Futurama 3x16 - A Leela of Her Own
Futurama 3x17 - A Pharaoh To Remember
Futurama 3x18 - Anthology of Interest Part 2
Futurama 3x19 - Roswell That Ends Well
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Futurama 3x21 - Future Stock
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Futurama 4x01 - Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch
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Futurama 4x16 - Three Hundred Big Boys
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