Firefly 1x09 - War stories
[ Book ] Did you ever read the works of Shan Yu?
Shan Yu the psychotic dictator?
Fancied himself quite the warrior poet.
Wrote volumes on war, torture...
the limits of human endurance.
He said, "Live with a man 40 years.
"Share his house, his meals. Speak on every subject.
"Then tie him up and hold him over the volcano's edge.
And on that day, you will finally meet the man."
- What if you don't live near a volcano? - I expect he was being poetical.
Sadistic crap legitimized by florid prose. Tell me you're not a fan.
I'm just wondering if they were...
the people who did this to your sister.
The government did this to her.
A government is a body of people usually notably ungoverned.
Now you're quoting the captain.
I'm just wondering if they put her through this...
just to see how much she could take.
- "To truly meet her," as Shan Yu would have said. - No.
The more I see, the more I think their purpose was very specific.
And look at this, the pattern.
Besides, if all they cared about was hurting River, they wouldn't still be after her.
- But she's doing better? - I've tried a couple different medications.
She's sleeping better. But nothing really stable.
I'll keep trying. I've certainly got enough drugs on hand.
Yes, I'd forgotten. You're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now.
Got your next heist planned?
But I'm thinking about growing a big, black mustache.
I'm a traditionalist.
[ Grunts ]
So, now we are past, uh, preliminaries, the little questions.
Why you skim from protection fund.
How you could betray my trust.
This we are past.
Now we get to the real questions...
about who you truly are.
I'm sorry, sir.
I get to heart of matter, and always interruptions.
One of our long-ranges picked up a read on the other side of the world.
Might be Serenity, Malcolm Reynolds's ship.
Oh... oh, this is exciting news.
Send a team. Bring him here to me.
- Very exciting. - Yes, sir.
Now, we get to spend some time...
finding out about your true self.
- Tell me. - [ Grunts ]
Are you familiar with the works of Shan Yu?
~ Take my love, take my land ~
~ Take me where I cannot stand ~
~I don't care, I'm still free ~
~ You can't take the sky from me ~
~ Take me out to the black ~
~ Tell them I ain't comin'back ~
~ Burn the land and boil the sea ~
~ You can't take the sky from me ~
~ There's no place I can be ~
~ Since I've found serenity ~
~ But you can't take the sky from me ~~
- [ Laughing ] - River!
I said yes already. Where's the outstanding issue?
The counselor is an important political figure and a very private person.
So he visits you here instead of you going to his place, fine. Is the ship not clean enough?
I just want the counselor to feel comfortable.
And when I say "comfortable," I mean "totally alone."
I love the pitter-patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots. Shut up!
There's nobody sets foot on my boat that I don't meet him.
Don't worry. I'm not gonna start any sword fights. I'm over that phase.
[ Sighs ] I'd appreciate it if you'd keep the others from ogling.
One of you is gonna fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up.
- She took my apple. - Jayne bought a crate of them.
- And this one's mine. - Not anymore.
[ Shouts ]
No power in the 'verse can stop me.
These really are the genuine article. I could get used to being rich.
It's Jayne being so generous with his cut that confuses and frightens me.
It does kind of freeze the blood.
- Zoe, how come you always cut your apples? - You do?
Her and the captain both. Whenever we get fresh fruit...
- they neverjust munch on them. - You know what a Griswald is?
- It's a grenade. - About the size of a battery.
It responds to pressure.
Our platoon was stuck in a trench outside of New Kashmir during the winter campaign.
More than a week, completely cut off...
and the Alliance entrenched not 10 yards away.
We even got to talking to 'em, yelling across insults and jokes and such.
'Cause no ammo to speak of, no orders, so what are you gonna do?
We mentioned that we were out of rations, and 1 0 minutes later...
a bunch of apples rained into the trench.
And they grew into a big tree, and they all climbed up the tree into a magical land...
with unicorns and a harp.
Blew off their heads, huh?
Captain said, "Wait." But they were so hungry.
Don't make much noise.Just little pops and there's three guys...
that kind of just end at the rib cage.
But these apples are healthsome and good.
Yeah, grenades cost extra.
We are about 20,000 miles from our last drop, people.
Then we can take a break and start thinking about spending...
- some of this money. - [ Zoe ] All right.
- Could have made more. - That wasn't a bad idea, Wash...
but eliminating the middleman...
- never as simple as it sounds. - You heard about--
About 50% of the human race is middlemen...
and they don't take kindly to being eliminated.
In this quadrant, we play nice. Got enemies enough as it is.
So, when you said that you didn't get a chance to tell the captain my idea--
What you actually meant...
was that you told him my idea, he rejected it out of hand...
and you didn't argue the point or even give it another thought.
- I gave, honey. I-I-- - And then came the lying to me about it.
Which for me is sort of the highlight of this little adventure.
Is there any way I'm gonna get out of this with honor and dignity?
- You're pretty much down to ritual suicide, lamby toes. - I didn't want to upset you.
- What did you think of it? - Of what?
My idea. Call the local M.D.s.
Forget the fence. Go straight to the source.
Better prices, and we know the drugs get to the right people.
The captain thinks it'll get back to someone,just cause trouble.
[ Speaking Chinese ]
Was I ever not asking what the captain thought?
- Well, I tend to agree with him. - Tend to or have to?
I love that you two are old army buddies. You have wacky stories with rib cages in them...
But could you have an opinion of your own, please?
You're losing the high ground here, sweetcakes.
I'm sure you and Mal will take that hill and fortify it--
I thought your plan was too risky.
- I thought. - Then tell me.
I am a large, semi-muscular man. I can take it.
Don't hide behind Mal 'cause you know he'll shoot it down for you.
- Tell me. - Right.
'Cause what this marriage needs is one more shouting match.
No, what this marriage needs is one less husband.
Right now it's kind of crowded.
- How you doing? - I threw up.
I'm sorry. It's a side effect.
We just have to find the right treatment for you.
How do you feel now?
Going. Going back, like...
apple bits coming back up.
But you felt okay this morning?
Played with Kaylee.
The sun came out, and I walked on my feet and...
heard with my ears.
I ate the bits. The bits did stay down.
And I work. I function like I'm a girl.
I hate it because I know it'll go away.
The sun goes dark, and chaos is come again.
It's fluids. What am I?
You are my beautiful sister.
I threw up on your bed.
Yep, definitely my sister.
Didn't Inara express a wish for privacy?
Oh, I gotta see who she's got.
I bet he's handsome.
I think he's gonna bring her flowers.
Oh, there he is.
Well, he looks the respectable sort.
Welcome aboard. I'm Captain Malcolm Rey--
- [ Static On Headset ] - We're all clear here, Counselor.
- Huh. - Oh, my.
Oh, gosh, I--
I-- I knew she took female clients. I just--
They look so glamorous together.
I'll be in my bunk.
Lucrative as this stuff is, I'll be glad to see the last of it.
- It kind of makes us a target. - Was River in here messing around?
The ignition sequence is all turned about.
- I can't even-- - I can.
- Get it set, would you, Wash? We gotta get moving. - Here's a funny twist. No.
- No, what? - No, sir.
You changed the sequence?
Didn't want you taking off without me. In fact, didn't want you taking off at all.
Thought I might take this run instead, me and the captain.
The captain who's standing right here telling you that's not gonna happen?
Well, it's a dangerous mission, sir. I can't stand the thought of something happening...
that might cause you two to come back with another thrilling tale of bonding and adventure.
- I just can't take that right now. - Okay.
Um, I'm lost.
Uh, I'm angry. And I'm armed.
- So if you two have something that you need to work out-- - It's all right, sir.
We've dealt with Bosch before. It shouldn't be a problem.
And I wouldn't mind sitting this one out.
Oh, this is a-- [ Speaking Chinese ]
But I don't have time to unwind it.
Wash, get her started.
- Zoe, the ship is yours. - Bye, hon.
We promise not to stop for beers with the fellas.
-So, are we gonna sing army songs or something? -[ Engines Whining ]
[ Sighs ] That feels amazing.
Oh, right there. That's perfect.
I should have done this weeks ago.
[ Chuckles ] I wouldn't have been here weeks ago.
- Then that would have been a shame. - For me as well.
You have such beautiful skin.
You have such beautiful skin.
There's no need for the show, Inara.
I just need to relax with someone who's making no demands on me.
Most of my clientele is male. Do you know that?
If I choose a woman...
she tends to be extraordinary in some way.
[ Chuckles ] And the fact is...
I occasionally have the exact same need you do.
One cannot always be oneself in the company of men.
- Never, actually. - So no show.
Let's just enjoy ourselves.
You are so lovely.
Look, this thing with you and Zoe.
Really not looking to talk on that topic.
Hey. I let that niou-se trick of yours slide...
because this is a milk run.
But when I go on a mission, I'm taking Zoe and that's the drill. You know that.
- I mean, what happens if we get into a situation here? - Hey. I've been in a firefight before.
Well, I was in a fire.
Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity.
I can handle myself.
And you understand what Zoe's job entails?
I'll learn as I go.
So now I'm learning about carrying?
Nice to know you're still trustworthy.
Not so trustworthy I don't wanna see the money you promised me.
Man, I can't believe you guys knocked over an Alliance hospital.
The pair you have.
Yeah, the stuff legends are--
[ Gunshots ]
Now I'm learning about scary.
[ Women Chuckling ]
[ Grunting ]
- I'll be in my bunk. - [ Zoe ] Jayne, grab your weapon.
- Why? What's going on? - Maybe nothing. Maybe trouble.
- The drop? - They're late. They should've been back more than an hour ago.
We go by ground. We'll take the mule.
I'll go with you.
No offense, Shepherd, but I sure as hell hope they don't need a preacher.
Three sets of eyes are better than two.
I might see something you don't.
None of them's ours.
This is precision work. Sharpshooters.
From the look of these wounds, I'd say a 54-R sniper rifle, laser sights.
You do a lot of shooting at the abbey there, Shepherd?
- Rabbits. - For stew, sure.
Whoever did this, they weren't after the goods.
We ain't gonna find 'em here. They're off-planet already.
Only one type of transport I know makes a mark like this.
- Fast burn rocket shuttle. - Craft like that are not commonly part of a ship.
- More likely we're looking at-- - The space station.
I know who's got them.
- I think I've been kidnapped. - Yeah.
- Can you see where we are? - No.
Mal, what the hell is going on?
- I ain't rightly sure. - But you've got some theories.
- Still working it through. - I don't want you to spare me, Mal.
If you think you know what's happening, then you tell me.
You wouldn't spare Zoe if she were in this situation with you, would you?
You would be planning and plotting and possibly scheming.
So whatever Zoe would do in this instance is what I wanna do.
And you know why? Because no matter how ugly it gets...
you two always come back with the stories.
So I'm Zoe.
Now what do I do?
- Probably not talk quite so much. - Right. Less talking.
She's terse. I can be terse.
Once in flight school, I was laconic.
If I'm not gonna talk, then you have to. What else?
- We just gotta keep our heads. - Right. Keep our heads.
That way we'll be able to...
you know, keep our heads.
You and Zoe have been in plenty of situations like this before, right?
- Many a time. - Many a time, you and Zoe.
Once we know who it was took us--
Zoe and you, together in a tricky--
- Mal, she's my wife. - Huh?
What gives you the right to put her in a dangerous situation like this?
- I didn't. - You did.
- She ain't here, Wash. Okay. - No, but she would have been.
I mean, I'm the one that she swore to love, honor and obey.
Listen, if-- She swore to obey?
Well, no. Not--
But that's just my point! You, she obeys.
She obeys you. There's obeying going on right under my nose.
Look. Zoe and I have a history. She trusts me.
- What's that supposed to mean? - Don't mean a thing.
But you're making out like she blindly follows my every word.
- That ain't true. - Sure it is.
Not so. There's plenty of orders of mine that she didn't obey.
- Name one! - She married you!
[ Door Opens ]
[ Speaking Chinese ]
- Here's all I got left. - Thanks.
-Jayne. - How do you know he won't just grab you as well?
Don't think that's like to happen.
I walk in there unarmed, make the offer.
This guy has his own code, twisted as it may be, very excited about reputation.
- He'll see reason. - Reason? He's a gangster.
The money he paid you for that other job, it was already returned to him.
Could be he's harboring some resentment at us...
for putting his man through our engine.
Wait a reasonable amount of time. But if you don't hear back...
I want you to take Serenity and get out of this quadrant.
If this don't play out right, there's no guarantee...
he won't come looking for the rest of you.
[ Electrical Crackling ]
[ Stops ]
I'm not gonna say it again.
Shipboard romances complicate things.
- For who, for you? - For everyone.
Well, what about lov-- [ Screaming ]
I ain't against it as a rule.
But in a situation such as ours, it tends to cause problems.
It splits loyalties.
- You know what I think? - What?
- [ Screaming ] - [ Crackling ]
What, Wash? What do you think? Because I'm interested.
This policy you got against shipboard relationships.
That's just you projecting your own intimacy issues on everyone else.
[ Screaming ]
Of course, could be a lot simpler than that.
Could be I just don't think you're good enough for Zoe.
- I don't give a good gorram what you think. - Oh, don't you?
Zoe and I, we got a history. I figure you gotta be askin' yourself...
some fundamental questions as to the nature of that history.
You never slept with my wife.
Matter of fact, you know that for sure, don't you? You ever ask her?
We been together for a long time before you came along, Wash.
And she's a damn fine-looking woman. [ Chuckling ]
It never happened. You know how I know?
How? Tell me.
This whole captain thing isn't Zoe's trouble.
It's the guy she never slept with thing.
Hell, Mal, I wish you had slept with her.
Then at least she'd be over it.
Oh, you want me to sleep with her? Would that make you feel better?
- It might. - I imagine it would do wonders for her.
- Screw you. - Get in line.
Okay, Wash. I'm gonna do it.
- Wash. Wash. - Hmm?
Listen, first thing when we get back.
Listen to me!
First thing when we get back, I'm gonna-- I'm gonna take your wife into my bed.
- Yeah? - I'm gonna get me a piece of that--
[ Beeping ]
[ Thudding ]
I wanna talk to Niska.
- [ Whispering, Indistinct ] - Ah.
That's five times what you paid us for the train job.
Yes. You have had, uh, you say, good times.
I see that.
It should be more than enough to buy back my men.
- This is your opinion, is it? - It is.
They are perhaps damaged now.
- Are they worth so much to you? - Yes.
And to me they are worth more.
I think this is not enough.
Not enough for two.
But sufficient perhaps for one. Ah, you now have--
I'm sorry. You were going to ask me to choose, right?
Do you want to finish?
He is yours. We are ended now.
[ Panting ] M-Mal?
[ Zoe ] Shh, just keep walking.
A moment please.
This money, it is too much.
[ Speaking Foreign Language ]
You should have some small refund.
[ Screaming ]
Now we are ended.
[ Mal Screaming ]
- I know it. - I mean, you told the damn stories.
He saved you in the war.
- But I didn't know. - You mean Mal?
He's crazy. He wouldn't break, Zoe.
- He kept me from-- - Okay.
- I wouldn't have made it. - Shh.
Niska's gonna kill him.
He's gonna make it last as long as possible.
Days if he can.
The bastard's not gonna get days.
- Thank God, you're safe. - You okay? What happened? - [ Simon ] Let me take a look.
- How bad is it? - I'm fine. - Where's Mal?
- Niska wouldn't let him go. - Is he alive?
For now. Take that to the infirmary. Put it on ice.
W-What is that?
- [ Gasping ] - It's his ear.
[ Speaking Chinese ]
- We're getting him back. - What are we gonna do, clone him?
Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it.
That's assuming there's a head.
[ Grunting ]
Do you know the writings of Shan Yu?
[ Grunting ] You starting a book club?
What, you trying to torture-- [ Grunts ] trying to torture me?
[ Laughing ] Yes, today we meet you.
And you are quite a man, an extraordinary man, yes.
But these are not times for extraordinary men.
- [ Grunting ] - Business is not war.
Heroics are unseemly. They complicate.
For you I have a special machine.
And they say people don't look like their pets.
Let us see if we can meet the real you.
[ Buzzing ]
[ Screaming ]
Here. Six shots and then just drop it. Keep moving.
This here is suicide. You do know that, don't you?
You really think you can mount a two-man frontal assault on Niska's skyplex and live?
Technically, it's a one-man, one-woman assault, a unisex.
- Grenades? - Oh, yes. Thank you, dear.
- He won't be expecting it. - Right. 'Cause they ain't insane.
Uh, I just got a wave from Inara. No luck with the counselor.
- What are they doing? - Fixin' to get themselves killed.
- We're gonna go get the captain. - Oh.
- Can they do that? - No.
You know, there's a certain motto...
a creed among folks like us.
You may have heard it. Leave no man behind.
Got a good look at the layout on my way in last time.
You let me lead. Cover my... back.
- What's this? - We're going with you.
If it were any one of us, the captain wouldn't hesitate.
Here you go. This should do.
Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?
Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.
If you're looking for me to talk you out of it--
[ Gun Cocks ]
Let's go get the captain.
Yep. He's dead.
- [ Whirring ] - Mr. Reynolds.
- [ Groans ] - You died, Mr. Reynolds.
Seemed like the thing to do.
When you die, I can't hurt you anymore.
And I want two days at least, minimum.
I think many people know the name Malcolm Reynolds.
Many know he cross Niska.
They must know what happens after that.
They must know that business is still running.
- [Jayne ] You really think this'll work? - Well...
except for the com static I'm piping out on all frequencies...
we've been completely powered down since I fired the attitude thrusters a half hour ago.
We should show up on their screens as a radar glitch if they aren't looking too close.
What if they are looking too close?
Hell, I'm just glad we're on course.
It's like throwing a dart,Jayne.
And hitting a bull's-eye 6,000 miles away.
- That's my man. - You guys better get down to the bay.
We'll be at their front door in less than a minute.
I'm right behind you, baby.
- Book, you good? - Yes, ma'am. Ready when you are.
Kaylee, how you doing on that override sequence?
Pretty sure this will pop their air lock doors if Wash can get a seal on his first try.
I'm smellin' a lot of "if" coming off this plan.
- You could've stayed in your bunk. - Coulda, shoulda, woulda.
- We're set. - Okay, people. If it moves, shoot it.
- Unless it's the captain. - Unless it's the captain.
[ Exhales ]
[ Static Buzzing ]
[ Thud ]
[ Alarm Blaring ]
If you've got guests, I can come back later.
[ Screaming ]
[ Gunfire ]
- [ Wash ] Move, move, move. - [ Book ] Take cover.
[ Zoe ] Second team. Hold this position.
We lose this ground. We lose it all.
You're going to hold this ground.
- Understood. - Okay then.
Viktor, what is this? Viktor!
- [ Machine Whirring ] - [ Screaming ]
[ Whimpering ]
Looks like business ain't running so much as crawling away.
You wanna meet the real me now?
[ Yells ] Gorrammit.
Book, we, uh--
[Jayne ] Get behind us, Preacher. We need cover.
Don't think,just shoot.
Can't look. Can't look.
No power in the 'verse can stop me.
[ Choking ]
Haven't you killed me enough for one day?
This is something the captain has to do for himself.
- [ Mal ] No. No, it's not. - Oh.
You sure this thing's gonna stay on?
Well, this dermal mender creates an excellent tissue bond.
It should be fine.Just don't-- don't fiddle with it.
Be sure to, uh, thank the counselor for me.
Awful nice for her to pull some strings and lend us this equipment.
It's the least she could do.
I just wish you had killed that old bastard.
I got regrets on that score my own self.
So, I hear y'all took up arms in that little piece of action back there.
How you faring with that, Doctor?
[ Inhales ] I don't know. I never shot anyone before.
I was there, son.
I'm fair sure you haven't shot anyone yet.
[ Chuckling ] Ow.
Mmm. Wife soup. I must have done good.
Yes, dear. You done good.
Ow. [ Sighs ]
- Did you tell her? - Tell her what?
Your husband has demanded that we sleep together.
- Really? - What? Mal, come on.
He seems to think it would get all this burning sexual tension out in the open.
- You know, make a fair fight for your womanly affections. - No.
That was the torture talking. Remember the torture?
I know it's a difficult mission, but you and I...
have to get it on.
I understand. We have no choice.
- Take me, sir. Take me hard. - Now something about that is just downright unsettling.
[ Clattering ]
We'll be in our bunk.
Oh, hey. Free soup.
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Farscape - 3x22 - Dog With Two Bones
Farscape - 4x01 - Crichton Kicks
Farscape - 4x02 - What Was Lost (Part 1) - Sacrifice
Farscape - 4x03 - What Was Lost (Part 2) - Resurrection
Farscape - 4x04 - Lavas A Many Splendored Thing
Farscape - 4x05 - Promises
Farscape - 4x06 - Natural Election
Farscape - 4x07 - John Quixote
Farscape - 4x08 - I Shrink Therefore I Am
Farscape - 4x09 - A Prefect Murder
Farscape - 4x10 - Coup By Clam
Farscape - 4x11 - Unrealized Reality (Part 1)
Farscape - 4x12 - Kansas (Part 2)
Farscape - 4x13 - Terra Firma (Part 3)
Farscape - 4x14 - Twice Shy
Farscape - 4x15 - Mental As Anything
Farscape - 4x16 - Bringing Home The Beacon
Farscape - 4x17 - A Constellation Of Doubt
Farscape - 4x18 - Prayer
Farscape - 4x19 - We are So Screwed - Fetal Attraction (Part 1)
Farscape - 4x20 - We are So Screwed - Hot To Katratzi (Part 2)
Farscape - 4x21 - We are So Screwed - La Bomba (Part 3)
Farscape - 4x22 - Bad Timing
Farscape - The Peacekeeper Wars (Part 1)
Farscape - The Peacekeeper Wars (Part 2)
Fast And Furious
Fat Choi Spirit
Fate Ignoranti Le
Father of a Soldier (Rezo Chkheidze 1964)
Father of the Bride
Fear Dot Com
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fear of Fear (Rainer Werner Fassbinder 1975)
Feed the Kitty (1952)
Fellowship of the Ring The
Female Convict Scorpion Beast Stable 1973 Shunya Ito
Female Prisoner 701 Scorpion 1972
Femme Fatale (2002)
Fiances The 1962
Fierce Creatures (1997)
Fight Club CD1
Fight Club CD2
Fighter in the Wind
Fighting Fish 2004
Fille Sur La Pont La
Filles Uniques 2003
Film That Was Never Made A
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x01
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x02
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x03
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x04
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x05
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x06
Final Countdown The 1980 CD1
Final Countdown The 1980 CD2
Final Destination - New Line Platinum Series
Final Friday The - Jason Goes To Hell 25fps
Final Insult The
Final Nightmare The
Finders Fee (Jeff Probst 2001)
Finding Forrester 2000
Fire in the Sky
Firefly - Serenity (pilot)
Firefly 1x01 - The train job
Firefly 1x02 - Bushwhacked
Firefly 1x03 - Shindig
Firefly 1x04 - Safe
Firefly 1x05 - Our mrs Reynolds
Firefly 1x06 - Jaynestown
Firefly 1x07 - Out of gas
Firefly 1x08 - Ariel
Firefly 1x09 - War stories
Firefly 1x10 - Trash
Firefly 1x11 - The message
Firefly 1x12 - Heart of gold
Firefly 1x13 - Objects in space
Firemens Ball The 1967
First Great Train Robbery The 1978 CD1
First Great Train Robbery The 1978 CD2
First Men In The Moon 1964
First Power The
Fish Called Wanda A
Fisher King The
Fistful Of Dollars A
Fistful of Dynamite A CD1
Fistful of Dynamite A CD2
Five Easy Pieces 1970 CD1
Five Easy Pieces 1970 CD2
Flash Gordon CD1
Flash Gordon CD2
Flesh and Blood CD1
Flesh and Blood CD2
Flight Of The Intruder CD1 1991
Flight Of The Intruder CD2 1991
Flipper (1996) CD1
Flipper (1996) CD2
Flower of the Arabian Nights 1974 CD1
Flower of the Arabian Nights 1974 CD2
Flubber 1997 CD1
Flubber 1997 CD2
Fly Away Home
Fly The (Kurt Neumann 1958)
Fog of war The 2003 limited theatrical version
For A Few Dollars More 1965
For Scent-imental Reasons (1949)
Frasier 01x01 - The Good Son
Frasier 01x02 - Space Quest
Frasier 01x03 - Dinner At Eight
Frasier 01x04 - I Hate Frasier Crane
Frasier 01x05 - Heres Looking At You
Frasier 01x06 - The Crucible
Frasier 01x07 - Call Me Irresponsible
Frasier 01x08 - Beloved Infidel
Frasier 01x09 - Selling Out
Frasier 01x10 - Oops
Frasier 01x12 - Miracle On Third Or Fourth Street
Frasier 02x01 - Slow Tango in South Seattle
Frasier 02x02 - The Unkindest Cut of All
Frasier 02x03 - Commentary by Director David Lee and Writer Joe Keenan
Frasier 02x03 - The Matchmaker
Frasier 02x04 - Flour Child
Frasier 02x05 - Dukes We Hardly Knew You
Frasier 02x06 - The Botched Language of Cranes
Frasier 02x07 - The Candidate
Frasier 02x08 - Adventures in Paradise Part 1
Frasier 02x09 - Adventures in Paradise Part 2
Frasier 02x10 - Burying a Grudge
Frasier 02x11 - Seat of Power
Frasier 02x12 - Roz in the Doghouse
Frasier 02x13 - Retirement is Murder
Frasier 02x14 - Fool Me Once Shame on You Fool Me Twice
Frasier 02x15 - You Scratch My Book
Frasier 02x16 - The Show Where Sam Shows Up
Frasier 02x17 - Daphnes Room
Frasier 02x18 - The Club
Frasier 02x19 - Someone to Watch Over Me
Frasier 02x20 - Breaking the Ice
Frasier 02x21 - An Affair to Forget
Frasier 02x22 - Agents In America Part 3
Frasier 02x23 - The Innkeepers
Frasier 02x24 - Dark Victory
Freddys Revenge A
Free Willy 1993
Free Willy 2 - The Adventure Home
Free Willy 3 - The Rescue
French Connection II (1975)
French Connection The
Fresh Bait 1995
Friday Night (2002)
Friday the 13th
Friday the 13th Part 8
Friends - 02x03 - the one where heckles dies
Friends - 02x09 - the one with with phoebes dad
Friends - 02x11 - the one with the lesbian wedding
Friends - 02x13 - the one after the superbowl part 2
Friends - 02x15 - the one where ross and rachel you know
Friends - 02x16 - the one where joey moves out
Friends - 02x18 - the one where dr ramoray dies
Friends - 02x20 - the one where old yeller dies
Friends - 02x22 - the one with two parties
Friends - 02x24 - the one with barry and mindys wedding
Friends - 10x01 - TOW After Joey And Rachel Kiss
Friends - 10x02 - TOW Where Ross Is Fine
Friends - 10x03 - TOW Ross Tan
Friends - 10x04 - TOW the cake
Friends - 10x05 - TOW Rachels Sister Babysits
Friends - 10x06 - TOW Rosss Grant
Friends - 10x07 - TOW The Home Study
Friends - 10x08 - TOW the late Thanksgiving
Friends - 10x09 - TOW the birth mother
Friends - 10x10 - TOW Chandler Gets Caught
Friends - 10x11 - TOW The Stripper Cries
Friends - 10x12 - TOW Phoebes Wedding
Friends - 10x13 - TOW Joey Speaks French
Friends - 10x14 - TOW Princess Consuela
Friends - 3 22 - The One With the Screamer
Friends - 3x01 - The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy
Friends - 3x02 - The One Where No Ones Ready
Friends - 3x03 - The One With the Jam
Friends - 3x04 - The One With the Metaphorical Tunnel
Friends - 3x05 - The One With Frank Jr
Friends - 3x06 - The One With the Flashback
Friends - 3x07 - The One With the Race Car Bed
Friends - 3x08 - The One With the Giant Poking Device
Friends - 3x09 - The One With the Football
Friends - 3x10 - The One Where Rachel Quits
Friends - 3x11 - The One Where Chandler Cant Remember
Friends - 3x12 - The One With All the Jealousy
Friends - 3x13 - The One Where Monica and Richard
Friends - 3x14 - The One With Phoebes Ex-Partner
Friends - 3x15 - The One Where Ross and Rachel Take
Friends - 3x16 - The One the Morning After
Friends - 3x17 - The One Without the Ski Trip
Friends - 3x18 - The One With the Hypnosis Tape
Friends - 3x19 - The One With the Tiny T-Shirt
Friends - 3x20 - The One With the Dollhouse
Friends - 3x21 - The One With a Chick and a Duck
Friends - 3x22 - The One With the Screamer
Friends - 3x23 - The One With Rosss Thing
Friends - 3x24 - The One With Ultimate Fighting Champ
Friends - 3x25 - The One at the Beach
Friends - 4x01 - The One With the Jellyfish
Friends - 4x02 - The One With the Cat
Friends - 4x03 - The One With the Cuffs
Friends - 4x04 - The One With the Ballroom Dancing
Friends - 4x05 - The One With Joeys New Girlfriend
Friends - 4x06 - The One With the Dirty Girl
Friends - 4x07 - The One Where Chandler Crosses
Friends - 4x08 - The One With Chandler in a Box
Friends - 4x09 - The One Where They are Going
Friends - 4x10 - The One With the Girl from
Friends - 4x11 - The One With Phoebes Uterus
Friends - 4x12 - The One With the Embryos
Friends - 4x13 - The One With Rachels Crush
Friends - 4x14 - The One With Joeys Dirty Day
Friends - 4x15 - The One With All the Rugby
Friends - 4x16 - The One With the Fake Party
Friends - 4x17 - The One With the Free Porn
Friends - 4x18 - The One With Rachels New Dress
Friends - 4x19 - The One With All the Haste
Friends - 4x20 - The One With All the Wedding Dresses
Friends - 4x21 - The One With the Invitation
Friends - 4x22 - The One With the Worst Best Man Ever
Friends - 4x23 - The One With Rosss Wedding - part 1
Friends - 4x24 - The One With Rosss Wedding - part 2
Friends - 5x01 - The One After Ross Says Rachel
Friends - 5x02 - The One With All the Kissing
Friends - 5x03 - The One Hundreth
Friends - 5x04 - The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
Friends - 5x05 - The One With the Kips
Friends - 5x06 - The One With the Yeti
Friends - 5x07 - The One Where Ross Moves In
Friends - 5x08 - The One With All the Thanksgivins
Friends - 5x09 - The One With Rosss Sandwich
Friends - 5x10 - The One With the Inappropiate Sister
Friends - 5x11 - The One With All the Resolutions
Friends - 5x12 - The One With Chandlers Work Laugh
Friends - 5x13 - The One With Joeys Bag
Friends - 5x14 - The One Where Everyone Finds Out
Friends - 5x15 - The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey
Friends - 5x16 - The One With the Cop
Friends - 5x17 - The One With Rachels
Friends - 5x18 - The One Where Rachel Smokes
Friends - 5x19 - The One Where Ross Cant Flirt
Friends - 5x20 - The One With the Ride-Along
Friends - 5x21 - The One With the Ball
Friends - 5x22 - The One With Joeys Big Break
Friends - 5x23 - The One in Vegas
Friends - 6x01 - The One After Vegas
Friends - 6x02 - The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
Friends - 6x03 - The One With Rosss Denial
Friends - 6x04 - The One Where Joey Loses His
Friends - 6x05 - The One With Joeys Porsche
Friends - 6x06 - The One On the Last Night
Friends - 6x07 - The One Where Phoebe Runs
Friends - 6x08 - The One With Rosss Teeth
Friends - 6x15
Friends 7x01 - The One with Monicas Thunder
Friends 7x02 - The One With Rachels Book
Friends 7x03 - The One With Phoebes Cookies
Friends 7x04 - The One With Rachels Assistant
Friends 7x05 - The One With The Engagement Picture
Friends 7x06 - The One With The Nap Partners
Friends 7x07 - The One with Rosss Library Book
Friends 7x08 - The One Where Chandler Doesnt Like Dogs
Friends 7x09 - The One With All the Candy
Friends 7x10 - The One With The Holiday Armadillo
Friends 7x11 - The One With All The Cheesecakes
Friends 7x12 - The One Where They are Up All Night
Friends 7x13 - The One Where Rosita Dies
Friends 7x14 - The One Where They All Turn Thirty
Friends 7x15 - The One With Joeys New Brain
Friends 7x16 - The One With the Truth About London
Friends 7x17 - The One With the Cheap Wedding Dress
Friends 7x18 - The One With Joeys Award
Friends 7x19 - The One With Ross and Monicas Cousin
Friends 7x20 - The One With Rachels Kisses
Friends 7x21 - The One With the Vows
Friends 7x22 - The One With Chandlers Dad
Friends 7x23 - The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding Part 1
Friends 7x24 - The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding Part 2
Friends 9x01 - The One Where No One Proposes
Friends 9x02 - The One Where Emma Cries
Friends 9x03 - The One With The Pediatrician
Friends 9x04 - The One With The Sharks
Friends 9x05 - The One With Phoebes Birthday Dinner
Friends 9x06 - The One With The Male Nanny
Friends 9x07 - The One With Rosss Inappropriate Song
Friends 9x08 - The One With Rachels Other Sister
Friends 9x09 - The One With Rachels Phone Number
Friends 9x10 - The One With Christmas In Tulsa
Friends 9x11 - The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work
Friends 9x12 - The One With Phoebes Rats
Friends 9x13 - The One Where Monica Sings
Friends 9x14 - The One With The Blind Dates
Friends 9x15 - The One With The Mugging
Friends 9x16 - The One With The Boob Job
Friends 9x17 - The One With The Memorial Service
Friends 9x18 - The One With The Lottery
Friends 9x19 - The One With Rachels Dream
Friends 9x20 - The One With The Soap Opera Party
Friends 9x21 - The One With The Fertility Test
Friends 9x22 - The One With The Donor
Friends 9x23-24 - The One In Barbados 1 2)
Frisson des vampires Le
From Beijing with love
From Dusk Till Dawn
From Dusk Till Dawn 3 The Hangmans Daughter
From Justin To Kelly (Special Edition)
Frusta e il corpo La
Fudoh The New Generation 1996
Fugitive The - The Chase Continues
Fukssvansen (Chop Chop)
Full Frontal 2002
Full Metal Jacket
Full Time Killer
Fun Movie (2002 Korean) CD1
Fun Movie (2002 Korean) CD2
Fun in Acapulco (Richard Thorpe 1963)
Funeral Parade of Roses
Funeral in Berlin
Fury The (1978)
Futurama 1x01 - Space Pilot 3000
Futurama 1x02 - The Series Has Landed
Futurama 1x03 - I Roommate
Futurama 1x04 - Loves Labors Lost in Space
Futurama 1x05 - Fear of a Bot Planet
Futurama 1x06 - A Fishful of Dollars
Futurama 1x07 - My Three Suns
Futurama 1x08 - A Big Piece of Garbage
Futurama 1x09 - Hell is Other Robots
Futurama 2x01 - A Flight to Remember
Futurama 2x02 - Mars University
Futurama 2x03 - When Aliens Attack
Futurama 2x04 - Fry and the Slurm Factory
Futurama 3x01 - Amazon Women in the Mood
Futurama 3x02 - Parasites Lost
Futurama 3x03 - A Tale of Two Santas
Futurama 3x04 - The Luck of the Fryrish
Futurama 3x05 - The Birdbot of Ice-catraz
Futurama 3x06 - Bendless Love
Futurama 3x07 - The Day the Earth Stood Stupid
Futurama 3x08 - Thats Lobstertainment
Futurama 3x09 - The Cyber House Rules
Futurama 3x10 - Insane in the Mainframe
Futurama 3x10 - Where The Buggalo Roam
Futurama 3x12 - The Route of All Evil
Futurama 3x13 - Bendin in the Wind
Futurama 3x14 - Time Keeps on Slippin
Futurama 3x15 - I Dated a Robot
Futurama 3x16 - A Leela of Her Own
Futurama 3x17 - A Pharaoh To Remember
Futurama 3x18 - Anthology of Interest Part 2
Futurama 3x19 - Roswell That Ends Well
Futurama 3x20 - Godfellas
Futurama 3x21 - Future Stock
Futurama 3x22 - The 30 Iron Chef
Futurama 4x01 - Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch
Futurama 4x02 - Leelas Homeworld
Futurama 4x03 - Love and Rocket
Futurama 4x04 - Less Than Hero
Futurama 4x05 - A Taste of Freedom
Futurama 4x06 - Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV
Futurama 4x07 - Jurassic Bark
Futurama 4x08 - Crimes of the Hot
Futurama 4x09 - Teenage Mutant Leelas Hurdles
Futurama 4x10 - The Why of Fry
Futurama 4x11 - Where no Fan Has Gone Before
Futurama 4x12 - The Sting
Futurama 4x13 - Bend Her
Futurama 4x14 - Obsoletely Fabulous
Futurama 4x15 - The Farnsworth Parabox
Futurama 4x16 - Three Hundred Big Boys
Futurama 4x17 - Spanish Fry
Futurama 4x18 - The Devils Hands are Idle Playthings
Fyra Nyanser Av Brunt CD1
Fyra Nyanser Av Brunt CD2