Friends 7x19 - The One With Ross and Monicas Cousin
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X1:121 X2:596 Y1:482 Y2:523 Oh, hey! How was your audition?
X1:176 X2:542 Y1:482 Y2:523 I'm sorry, do I know you?
X1:208 X2:508 Y1:482 Y2:523 What are you doing?
X1:144 X2:571 Y1:444 Y2:523 Practicing blowing you off. I'm gonna be a big movie star!
X1:272 X2:445 Y1:482 Y2:523 You got it?
X1:099 X2:617 Y1:450 Y2:523 - Not yet, but the audition went great! - What's it for?
X1:130 X2:588 Y1:450 Y2:523 A big-budget period movie about three Italian brothers...
X1:114 X2:605 Y1:444 Y2:523 ...who come to America at the turn of the century. It's classy.
X1:142 X2:572 Y1:448 Y2:523 The director's supposed to be the next-next Martin Scorsese.
X1:232 X2:484 Y1:486 Y2:523 The "next-next"?
X1:096 X2:620 Y1:448 Y2:523 A guy from Chicago's supposed to be the next Martin Scorsese.
X1:173 X2:541 Y1:482 Y2:523 This guy's right after him.
X1:305 X2:412 Y1:488 Y2:523 Hello?
X1:104 X2:610 Y1:444 Y2:523 Joey, it's Estelle. I just talked to the casting people. They loved you!
X1:243 X2:471 Y1:482 Y2:523 They loved me!
X1:090 X2:625 Y1:482 Y2:523 They want to see you again tomorrow.
X1:190 X2:523 Y1:444 Y2:523 - My God! -There's just one thing.
X1:191 X2:525 Y1:444 Y2:523 Do you have a problem with full-frontal nudity?
X1:155 X2:562 Y1:450 Y2:523 Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it!
X1:321 X2:394 Y1:488 Y2:523 Oh.
X1:166 X2:550 Y1:482 Y2:523 Okay, let me call you back.
X1:113 X2:602 Y1:444 Y2:523 - What's the matter? - They want me naked in the movie.
X1:290 X2:425 Y1:450 Y2:523 - Wow! - I know.
X1:097 X2:618 Y1:444 Y2:523 - My grandmother's gonna see this. - Grandma's gonna have to get in line.
X1:077 X2:640 Y1:486 Y2:523 The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin
X1:216 X2:502 Y1:444 Y2:523 English Subtitles by SDI Media Group
X1:184 X2:530 Y1:054 Y2:133 The wedding's so close. Are you nervous?
X1:202 X2:515 Y1:054 Y2:128 Yeah, but I also can't wait till it's over.
X1:135 X2:583 Y1:054 Y2:132 We have a pact not to have sex again until the wedding.
X1:197 X2:519 Y1:054 Y2:095 A "no sex" pact, huh?
X1:178 X2:537 Y1:054 Y2:132 I have one of those with every woman in America.
X1:143 X2:574 Y1:054 Y2:132 Will you give me a hand making up the guest bedroom?
X1:137 X2:581 Y1:054 Y2:133 Cousin Cassie's staying with us for a few days.
X1:167 X2:551 Y1:054 Y2:130 Cassie? I haven't seen her in, like, forever.
X1:171 X2:547 Y1:054 Y2:132 I wonder if she still carries a Barbie everywhere?
X1:212 X2:504 Y1:448 Y2:523 - She's 25 years old. - So? I still...
X1:201 X2:514 Y1:482 Y2:523 You're probably right.
X1:181 X2:536 Y1:054 Y2:127 Pheebs, can I talk to you over here for a second?
X1:257 X2:458 Y1:482 Y2:523 Subtle, guys.
X1:302 X2:414 Y1:488 Y2:523 What?
X1:171 X2:548 Y1:054 Y2:133 I know you're planning my surprise bridal shower.
X1:180 X2:533 Y1:054 Y2:133 Okay, well, don't ruin it. Just play along, at least.
X1:257 X2:458 Y1:482 Y2:523 Okay. Sorry.
X1:129 X2:587 Y1:488 Y2:523 We have to throw her a shower?
X1:182 X2:535 Y1:448 Y2:523 What'd you decide to do about the movie?
X1:256 X2:459 Y1:486 Y2:523 I don't know.
X1:117 X2:598 Y1:444 Y2:523 It's not like it's porn. This is a serious, legitimate movie.
X1:185 X2:534 Y1:444 Y2:523 Nudity's really important to the story.
X1:129 X2:585 Y1:482 Y2:523 That's what you say about porn.
X1:097 X2:618 Y1:482 Y2:523 Maybe I shouldn't go on the callback.
X1:141 X2:578 Y1:450 Y2:523 No, you should. A lot of major actors do nude scenes.
X1:142 X2:575 Y1:450 Y2:523 The chance to star in a movie? Come on!
X1:113 X2:603 Y1:444 Y2:523 That's true. And I'm only naked in one scene. It sounds really great.
X1:126 X2:591 Y1:444 Y2:523 My character's Catholic. He falls in love with a Jewish girl.
X1:154 X2:563 Y1:444 Y2:523 We run away and get caught in a big rainstorm.
X1:091 X2:626 Y1:450 Y2:523 We go into a barn, undress each other and hold each other.
X1:161 X2:555 Y1:482 Y2:523 It's really sweet and tender.
X1:119 X2:596 Y1:482 Y2:523 Plus, everyone will see your thing!
X1:131 X2:585 Y1:488 Y2:523 When can we have this shower?
X1:165 X2:551 Y1:444 Y2:523 She has so much going on, we have only two options.
X1:161 X2:554 Y1:444 Y2:523 - We have Friday. - That's just two days away.
X1:173 X2:544 Y1:444 Y2:523 - What is the other option? - Yesterday.
X1:103 X2:612 Y1:482 Y2:523 If we make it yesterday, we're done!
X1:165 X2:549 Y1:444 Y2:523 It's impossible. We can't do this by Friday.
X1:183 X2:533 Y1:444 Y2:523 We have to find a place, invite people, get food.
X1:185 X2:530 Y1:486 Y2:523 There's too much to do.
X1:230 X2:486 Y1:450 Y2:523 - We cannot do it! - Calm down!
X1:148 X2:567 Y1:444 Y2:523 Okay. I'm sorry, you're right. I'm sorry.
X1:178 X2:536 Y1:486 Y2:523 Just calm down, woman!
X1:202 X2:513 Y1:482 Y2:523 Phoebe, I already did.
X1:110 X2:605 Y1:482 Y2:523 All right, then I need to calm down.
X1:185 X2:530 Y1:444 Y2:523 I think we can do this if we just get organized.
X1:101 X2:614 Y1:450 Y2:523 We have two days to plan this party. We need to make fast decisions.
X1:195 X2:522 Y1:488 Y2:523 Where will we have it?
X1:221 X2:496 Y1:450 Y2:523 - Here. What time? - 4:00. Food?
X1:161 X2:555 Y1:444 Y2:523 - Finger sandwiches and tea. - Great! Very Monica.
X1:195 X2:520 Y1:450 Y2:523 - And chili! - You went one too far.
X1:206 X2:512 Y1:450 Y2:523 - Flowers or balloons? - Both.
X1:197 X2:519 Y1:448 Y2:523 - We're paying for this. - Neither.
X1:126 X2:592 Y1:450 Y2:523 - What should we do for a theme? - Lusts of the Flesh!
X1:137 X2:580 Y1:444 Y2:523 - What? - I don't know. Cowboy theme?
X1:130 X2:587 Y1:444 Y2:523 I'm glad we decided not to sleep together before the wedding.
X1:227 X2:488 Y1:482 Y2:523 Oh, boy. Me too.
X1:092 X2:625 Y1:444 Y2:523 I was thinking, say we had a big fight, and broke up for a few hours.
X1:095 X2:620 Y1:482 Y2:523 Technically, we could have sex again.
X1:188 X2:530 Y1:444 Y2:523 What do you think, bossy and domineering?
X1:203 X2:511 Y1:444 Y2:523 The wedding's off, sloppy and immature.
X1:201 X2:514 Y1:486 Y2:523 That's me. Come on.
X1:120 X2:595 Y1:444 Y2:523 Wait. Cassie's in the guest room. We're going to lunch.
X1:114 X2:601 Y1:486 Y2:523 Get rid of her, obsessive and shrill!
X1:133 X2:581 Y1:482 Y2:523 Shrill? The wedding is back on.
X1:184 X2:531 Y1:450 Y2:523 I thought I heard voices. You must be Chandler.
X1:195 X2:520 Y1:444 Y2:523 - Hi. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you too.
X1:231 X2:487 Y1:450 Y2:523 - So, ready to go? - Yeah.
X1:202 X2:514 Y1:444 Y2:523 - Chandler? - I'll be right with you.
X1:109 X2:606 Y1:444 Y2:523 - Cassie needs to stay at your place. - Why?
X1:131 X2:586 Y1:444 Y2:523 Because "Pervie Perverson" here can't stop staring at her.
X1:165 X2:551 Y1:484 Y2:523 Chandler, she's our cousin!
X1:192 X2:523 Y1:444 Y2:523 I wasn't staring. I was listening intently.
X1:173 X2:542 Y1:448 Y2:523 It's called being a good conversationalist. Watch.
X1:243 X2:472 Y1:482 Y2:523 Say something.
X1:108 X2:609 Y1:450 Y2:523 You were staring about eight inches south of there.
X1:133 X2:583 Y1:482 Y2:523 Fine. She can stay at my place.
X1:128 X2:588 Y1:488 Y2:523 What does Cassie look like now?
X1:178 X2:538 Y1:482 Y2:523 Exactly like Aunt Marilyn.
X1:144 X2:573 Y1:444 Y2:523 This Aunt Marilyn, is she coming to the wedding?
X1:247 X2:468 Y1:488 Y2:523 Wafer-thin ice.
X1:249 X2:467 Y1:482 Y2:523 Hey, I'm back.
X1:286 X2:430 Y1:482 Y2:523 Hi, Joey.
X1:124 X2:592 Y1:482 Y2:523 Will I read the same scene again?
X1:136 X2:578 Y1:444 Y2:523 I tried to call you. You didn't need to come today.
X1:278 X2:437 Y1:482 Y2:523 Oh, great.
X1:118 X2:597 Y1:482 Y2:523 I'd have been perfect for this part.
X1:146 X2:570 Y1:444 Y2:523 You made a bad decision and ruined your movie. Good day!
X1:094 X2:623 Y1:444 Y2:523 You didn't need to come, because the director saw your tape and loved it.
X1:273 X2:443 Y1:488 Y2:523 End scene.
X1:164 X2:550 Y1:444 Y2:523 Wasn't that fun? We did a little improv there. Yeah!
X1:203 X2:514 Y1:482 Y2:523 So, you were saying?
X1:138 X2:579 Y1:450 Y2:523 The director wants to meet you tomorrow.
X1:167 X2:548 Y1:482 Y2:523 Wow! Sure! That's great.
X1:160 X2:558 Y1:444 Y2:523 Your agent said you're okay with nudity.
X1:190 X2:527 Y1:444 Y2:523 Yeah, sure. As long as it's handled tastefully.
X1:149 X2:566 Y1:488 Y2:523 And that barn is not too cold.
X1:127 X2:588 Y1:482 Y2:523 Perfect. There's one more thing.
X1:109 X2:606 Y1:444 Y2:523 It's important to the director that everything in the movie's authentic.
X1:135 X2:581 Y1:482 Y2:523 In your love scene with Sarah...
X1:089 X2:626 Y1:448 Y2:523 ...she talks about how she's never seen a naked man who wasn't Jewish.
X1:306 X2:408 Y1:488 Y2:523 So... .
X1:272 X2:444 Y1:488 Y2:523 So... what?
X1:150 X2:564 Y1:444 Y2:523 So, the director is insisting that whoever play that part...
X1:122 X2:594 Y1:482 Y2:523 ...be authentically, anatomically...
X1:162 X2:554 Y1:444 Y2:523 ...not Jewish. You know what I'm saying?
X1:315 X2:400 Y1:488 Y2:523 Yes!
X1:271 X2:447 Y1:488 Y2:523 No. What?
X1:155 X2:562 Y1:450 Y2:523 An Italian Catholic immigrant at this time would not be... .
X1:241 X2:476 Y1:488 Y2:523 Bar mitzvah-ed?
X1:136 X2:581 Y1:448 Y2:523 - To get this part, you can't be... - No.
X1:262 X2:455 Y1:482 Y2:523 But you are?
X1:158 X2:560 Y1:444 Y2:523 - You told them you weren't? - That's right.
X1:305 X2:409 Y1:488 Y2:523 Wow!
X1:108 X2:608 Y1:444 Y2:523 It's definitely all gone? There's nothing there to work with?
X1:108 X2:608 Y1:444 Y2:523 - What were you thinking? - I don't know. I just want this part.
X1:092 X2:624 Y1:444 Y2:523 They say no matter what you're asked during an audition, say yes.
X1:141 X2:574 Y1:444 Y2:523 They want you to ride a horse, say you can.
X1:127 X2:588 Y1:482 Y2:523 You figure out how to do it later.
X1:122 X2:593 Y1:444 Y2:523 This is not like learning to ride a horse. This is like learning to...
X1:211 X2:506 Y1:482 Y2:523 ...grow a turtleneck.
X1:147 X2:568 Y1:444 Y2:523 I know, okay? Tomorrow, when I go meet the director...
X1:092 X2:623 Y1:444 Y2:523 ...I have to take my clothes off so they can see what my body looks like.
X1:091 X2:626 Y1:482 Y2:523 Oh, my God. What are you gonna do?
X1:166 X2:550 Y1:444 Y2:523 I have to call my agent and tell her I can't do the part.
X1:282 X2:434 Y1:488 Y2:523 Unless... .
X1:258 X2:460 Y1:488 Y2:523 Unless what?
X1:101 X2:616 Y1:444 Y2:523 This may sound crazy, but there may be something we could...
X1:278 X2:438 Y1:488 Y2:523 ...fashion.
X1:192 X2:523 Y1:444 Y2:523 - Like what? - Well, I'm not sure yet.
X1:190 X2:527 Y1:444 Y2:523 Off the top of my head, I'm thinking...
X1:128 X2:587 Y1:450 Y2:523 ...double-sided tape and some sort of luncheon meat.
X1:151 X2:567 Y1:448 Y2:523 I've got a great idea for party favors for the shower.
X1:128 X2:587 Y1:444 Y2:523 We get mahogany boxes and carve everyone's names in them.
X1:157 X2:559 Y1:448 Y2:523 Then inside is each person's individual birthstone.
X1:259 X2:456 Y1:482 Y2:523 Okay. Okay.
X1:200 X2:515 Y1:488 Y2:523 You take care of that.
X1:128 X2:590 Y1:444 Y2:523 Meanwhile, the party's tomorrow and we don't have a guest list.
X1:081 X2:636 Y1:444 Y2:523 Okay. Who do we know that's coming? Me. Are you?
X1:233 X2:485 Y1:444 Y2:523 - Hey. - Hey, what's up?
X1:138 X2:578 Y1:444 Y2:523 I'm making something for Joey. Can I raid your fridge?
X1:276 X2:439 Y1:488 Y2:523 Have at it.
X1:102 X2:612 Y1:482 Y2:523 All right. Turkey? That won't work.
X1:167 X2:549 Y1:486 Y2:523 Cheese? That won't work.
X1:111 X2:605 Y1:482 Y2:523 Olive loaf? I hope that won't work.
X1:128 X2:589 Y1:482 Y2:523 Are you making him a sandwich?
X1:178 X2:538 Y1:482 Y2:523 No, it's more like a wrap.
X1:150 X2:565 Y1:482 Y2:523 Okay, so I'm gonna go, guys.
X1:111 X2:606 Y1:444 Y2:523 So you can get back to deciding on what to get me for a present!
X1:145 X2:571 Y1:482 Y2:523 We have to get her a present?
X1:108 X2:607 Y1:482 Y2:523 Okay, but look. Look at what I got.
X1:201 X2:514 Y1:444 Y2:523 It's her address book. We have a guest list.
X1:151 X2:565 Y1:444 Y2:523 You're amazing. Did you pull that out of her purse?
X1:129 X2:590 Y1:444 Y2:523 Uh-huh. And a little seed money for the party.
X1:295 X2:422 Y1:488 Y2:523 Cassie?
X1:274 X2:442 Y1:482 Y2:523 Hey, Ross!
X1:230 X2:486 Y1:482 Y2:523 It's been so long!
X1:201 X2:514 Y1:482 Y2:523 Last time I saw you...
X1:136 X2:583 Y1:450 Y2:523 ...you were setting up your tent in line for Return of the Jedi.
X1:120 X2:595 Y1:444 Y2:523 So you did see me that day. Because it seemed like you didn't.
X1:188 X2:528 Y1:444 Y2:523 - Yeah, sorry about that. - It's okay. Come on in.
X1:134 X2:580 Y1:444 Y2:523 Thanks for letting me stay here. Monica's place was nice.
X1:138 X2:578 Y1:488 Y2:523 But her fiancÚ sure stares a lot.
X1:088 X2:628 Y1:482 Y2:523 Oh, my God! You do a great Chandler!
X1:140 X2:575 Y1:482 Y2:523 I have a knack for impressions.
X1:124 X2:592 Y1:444 Y2:523 Maybe after we get re-acquainted you could do me.
X1:274 X2:441 Y1:488 Y2:523 Yeah. No!
X1:180 X2:536 Y1:482 Y2:523 How you doing on that...
X1:273 X2:445 Y1:482 Y2:523 ...hot dog?
X1:258 X2:458 Y1:448 Y2:523 - I'm all done. - Thank God.
X1:101 X2:616 Y1:444 Y2:523 The last time we hung out was when our parents rented that beach house.
X1:093 X2:625 Y1:444 Y2:523 Remember the time I pinned you down and tickled you until you cried?
X1:087 X2:628 Y1:482 Y2:523 We're probably too old to do that now.
X1:119 X2:596 Y1:444 Y2:523 I'll always remember that summer. It's when I got all these freckles.
X1:109 X2:606 Y1:482 Y2:523 I'll always remember that summer...
X1:132 X2:586 Y1:448 Y2:523 ...because that's when I realized that we are related.
X1:210 X2:506 Y1:444 Y2:523 It took you that long to figure it out?
X1:238 X2:477 Y1:486 Y2:523 I'm a little slow.
X1:144 X2:570 Y1:488 Y2:523 Just as our children would be.
X1:321 X2:394 Y1:450 Y2:523 - Hi. - Hi.
X1:178 X2:538 Y1:444 Y2:523 How are you? Good. Hi. Thanks for coming.
X1:133 X2:581 Y1:482 Y2:523 Thank you. So nice to see you.
X1:218 X2:499 Y1:444 Y2:523 - No, thanks. - Okay. Hey, Rach?
X1:118 X2:600 Y1:444 Y2:523 - Yeah? - Who the hell are all these people?
X1:143 X2:573 Y1:444 Y2:523 I don't know. I called everybody in her book.
X1:148 X2:567 Y1:444 Y2:523 These are the ones that could show up on 24 hours' notice.
X1:112 X2:603 Y1:448 Y2:523 There's a word for people like that: Losers.
X1:138 X2:577 Y1:448 Y2:523 Hi, I'm Rachel. This is Phoebe. I'm the maid of honor.
X1:098 X2:618 Y1:444 Y2:523 - How do you know Monica? - I was her accountant four years ago.
X1:101 X2:617 Y1:444 Y2:523 I'm interested to find out who's been doing her taxes the last four years.
X1:259 X2:455 Y1:482 Y2:523 That's great.
X1:085 X2:632 Y1:450 Y2:523 - When is Monica supposed to get here? - I don't know.
X1:274 X2:442 Y1:488 Y2:523 Excuse us.
X1:188 X2:527 Y1:444 Y2:523 - You didn't tell her? - You were supposed to.
X1:085 X2:630 Y1:444 Y2:523 You were supposed to tell her to come! I was bringing the cake!
X1:109 X2:606 Y1:444 Y2:523 - Fine, I'll go call her. - And please tell her to bring a cake!
X1:104 X2:613 Y1:444 Y2:523 We have a lot of options. A number of prototypes for you to try on.
X1:229 X2:485 Y1:482 Y2:523 Those look great.
X1:120 X2:595 Y1:444 Y2:523 Okay, this one's a mushroom cap. This one is made of bologna.
X1:180 X2:535 Y1:444 Y2:523 - The toothpicks? - Just until the glue dries.
X1:268 X2:447 Y1:488 Y2:523 Thank God.
X1:183 X2:533 Y1:444 Y2:523 These are more realistic, but perishable.
X1:137 X2:580 Y1:450 Y2:523 Over here, we have pink suede, which is nice.
X1:155 X2:561 Y1:482 Y2:523 But if it gets wet, it'll shrink.
X1:213 X2:502 Y1:444 Y2:523 Maybe we'll just take that one away.
X1:123 X2:593 Y1:444 Y2:523 I also did a little something in fur, but that's really just for me.
X1:113 X2:602 Y1:444 Y2:523 Why don't you try these on? We'll get a better idea of what works.
X1:106 X2:608 Y1:450 Y2:523 Thanks, you are such a good friend. And this is so weird.
X1:268 X2:449 Y1:450 Y2:523 - Toothpick? - Yeah.
X1:170 X2:547 Y1:444 Y2:523 - What are you trying now? - The Fruit Roll-up.
X1:276 X2:439 Y1:450 Y2:523 - And? - Delicious.
X1:142 X2:572 Y1:450 Y2:523 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. We have a winner!
X1:216 X2:500 Y1:488 Y2:523 What? Which one?
X1:207 X2:509 Y1:444 Y2:523 The Silly Putty. Not so silly anymore!
X1:221 X2:492 Y1:444 Y2:523 She's your cousin. She's your cousin.
X1:097 X2:618 Y1:444 Y2:523 If she knew what was going on in your head, she'd think you were sick.
X1:162 X2:550 Y1:444 Y2:523 Or would she? Let's back up for a second.
X1:130 X2:589 Y1:444 Y2:523 She was the one who suggested opening a bottle of wine.
X1:192 X2:523 Y1:444 Y2:523 She was the one who turned down the lights.
X1:102 X2:617 Y1:444 Y2:523 She was the one that wanted to rent Logan's Run...
X1:177 X2:536 Y1:488 Y2:523 ... the sexiest movie ever.
X1:231 X2:482 Y1:488 Y2:523 I know that look.
X1:116 X2:596 Y1:482 Y2:523 Forget it. I want it. She wants it.
X1:260 X2:453 Y1:482 Y2:523 I'm going in.
X1:155 X2:561 Y1:482 Y2:523 What the hell are you doing?
X1:199 X2:514 Y1:482 Y2:523 Say something clever.
X1:131 X2:584 Y1:482 Y2:523 Okay, doesn't have to be clever.
X1:077 X2:636 Y1:482 Y2:523 Just has to be words. Say some words.
X1:218 X2:493 Y1:482 Y2:523 Any words will do.
X1:125 X2:590 Y1:482 Y2:523 Oh, my God, this is the longest...
X1:116 X2:602 Y1:482 Y2:523 ... that anyone has not talked ever!
X1:145 X2:576 Y1:450 Y2:523 There is nothing you could say to make this worse...
X1:181 X2:537 Y1:482 Y2:523 ... so just say something!
X1:100 X2:616 Y1:482 Y2:523 I haven't had sex in a very long time.
X1:176 X2:547 Y1:444 Y2:523 Yeah, you really shouldn't have said anything.
X1:143 X2:573 Y1:486 Y2:523 Phoebe? Rachel? It's Monica.
X1:120 X2:597 Y1:450 Y2:523 I wonder what you could possibly need me for on such short notice?
X1:141 X2:574 Y1:450 Y2:523 - Oh, Monica. We are so sorry. - For what?
X1:167 X2:547 Y1:444 Y2:523 First, for forgetting to throw you a bridal shower.
X1:115 X2:599 Y1:482 Y2:523 Then, forgetting to invite you to it.
X1:218 X2:499 Y1:482 Y2:523 You already had it?
X1:080 X2:634 Y1:444 Y2:523 We called everyone in your phone book. A bunch of people came.
X1:124 X2:593 Y1:444 Y2:523 It took us so long to get you here that they had to leave.
X1:088 X2:629 Y1:444 Y2:523 We wanted to throw you a big surprise and a great shower.
X1:166 X2:550 Y1:482 Y2:523 Now you don't have either.
X1:200 X2:515 Y1:482 Y2:523 We ruined everything.
X1:119 X2:596 Y1:444 Y2:523 No, wait a minute, that's not true. What you did was really sweet.
X1:124 X2:591 Y1:444 Y2:523 - It kind of works out for the best. - What do you mean?
X1:125 X2:589 Y1:444 Y2:523 Now I get to spend my shower with the only people I really love.
X1:119 X2:595 Y1:444 Y2:523 I get all those presents without talking to people I don't even like!
X1:225 X2:491 Y1:444 Y2:523 - Surprise. - Surprise, Monica.
X1:154 X2:564 Y1:444 Y2:523 What's cool is, the character is from Naples, right?
X1:138 X2:577 Y1:482 Y2:523 My whole family's from Naples.
X1:137 X2:579 Y1:444 Y2:523 That's great. Okay. I've heard everything I need to hear... .
X1:194 X2:521 Y1:482 Y2:523 We just need to, uh... .
X1:301 X2:417 Y1:488 Y2:523 Leslie?
X1:135 X2:580 Y1:444 Y2:523 - Joey, this is the awkward part. - Hey, right. Not a problem.
X1:121 X2:595 Y1:482 Y2:523 I totally understand you need to...
X1:152 X2:567 Y1:448 Y2:523 ...make sure I don't have any horrible scars or tattoos.
X1:233 X2:482 Y1:482 Y2:523 Don't you worry.
X1:196 X2:519 Y1:482 Y2:523 I have nothing to hide.
X1:149 X2:566 Y1:482 Y2:523 So, there you go. That's me.
X1:153 X2:562 Y1:482 Y2:523 One hundred-percent natural.
X1:184 X2:535 Y1:444 Y2:523 I tell you, that has never happened before.
X1:195 X2:522 Y1:444 Y2:523 Cassie, are you finding everything okay?
X1:209 X2:506 Y1:444 Y2:523 Yeah. Thanks for letting me stay here.
X1:213 X2:502 Y1:054 Y2:095 Oh, it's no problem.
X1:302 X2:414 Y1:054 Y2:089 What?
X1:143 X2:570 Y1:054 Y2:094 Say something. Say anything.
X1:102 X2:614 Y1:054 Y2:094 Ask her out! She's not your cousin!
Facing Window 2003
Fahrenheit 451 (1966)
Fahrenheit 911 CD1
Fahrenheit 911 CD2
Fallen Angels 1995
Falls The CD1
Falls The CD2
Family Guy 01x01 - Death Has a Shadow
Family Guy 01x02 - I Never Met the Dead Man
Family Guy 01x03 - Chitty Chitty Death Bang
Family Guy 01x04 - Mind Over Murder
Family Guy 01x05 - A Hero Sits Next Door
Family Guy 01x06 - The Son Also Draws
Family Guy 01x07 - Brian Portrait of a Dog
Family Guy 01x08 - Peter Peter Caviar Eater
Family Guy 01x09 - Running Mates
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Family Guy 03x01 - The Thin White Line
Family Guy 03x02 - Brian Does Hollywood
Family Guy 03x03 - Mr Griffin Goes To Washington
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Family Guy 03x05 - And The Weiner Is
Family Guy 03x06 - Death Lives
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Family Guy 03x08 - The Kiss Seen Around The World
Family Guy 03x09 - Mr Saturday Knight
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Family Man The
Family Viewing 1987
Fando y Lis
Fanfan le tulipe 2003
Fantomas Contre Scotland Yard
Far From Heaven
Far Off Place A 1993
Far away so close (1993) CD1
Far away so close (1993) CD2
Farewell Home sweet Home (Otar Iosseliani 1999)
Fargo - 1996 CD1 25fps
Fargo - 1996 CD2 25fps
Farscape - 1x01 - Premiere
Farscape - 1x02 - I ET
Farscape - 1x03 - Exodus From Genesis
Farscape - 1x04 - Throne for a Loss
Farscape - 1x05 - Back and Back and Back to the Future
Farscape - 1x06 - Thank God Its Friday Again
Farscape - 1x07 - PK Tech Girl
Farscape - 1x08 - That Old Black Magic
Farscape - 1x09 - DNA Mad Scientist
Farscape - 1x10 - Theyve Got a Secret
Farscape - 1x11 - Till the Blood Runs Clear
Farscape - 1x12 - Rhapsody In Blue
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Farscape - 1x14 - Jeremiah Crichton
Farscape - 1x15 - Durka Returns
Farscape - 1x16 - A Human Reaction
Farscape - 1x17 - Through The Looking Glass
Farscape - 1x18 - A Bugs Life
Farscape - 1x19 - Nerve
Farscape - 1x20 - The Hidden Memory
Farscape - 1x21 - Bone To Be Wild
Farscape - 1x22 - Family Ties
Farscape - 2x01 - Mind The Baby
Farscape - 2x02 - Vitas Mortis
Farscape - 2x03 - Talking The Stone
Farscape - 2x04 - Crackers Dont Matter
Farscape - 2x05 - The Way We Werent
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Farscape - 2x07 - Home On The Remains
Farscape - 2x08 - Dream A Little Dream
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Farscape - 2x11 - Look At The Princess I - A Kiss Is But A Kiss
Farscape - 2x12 - Look At The Princess II - I Do I Think
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Farscape - 2x22 - Die Me Dichotomy
Farscape - 3x01 - Season Of Death
Farscape - 3x02 - Suns And Lovers
Farscape - 3x03 - Self Inflicted Wounds I - Coulda Woulda Shoulda
Farscape - 3x04 - Self Inflicted Wounds II - Wait For The Wheel
Farscape - 3x05 - Different Destinations
Farscape - 3x06 - Eat Me
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Farscape - 3x08 - Green Eyed Monster
Farscape - 3x09 - Losing Time
Farscape - 3x10 - Relativity
Farscape - 3x11 - Incubator
Farscape - 3x12 - Meltdown
Farscape - 3x13 - Scratch N Sniff
Farscape - 3x14 - Infinite Possibilities I - Daedalus Demands
Farscape - 3x15 - Infinite Possibilities II - Icarus Abides
Farscape - 3x16 - Revenging Angel
Farscape - 3x17 - The Choice
Farscape - 3x18 - Fractures
Farscape - 3x19 - I-Yensch You-Yensch
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Farscape - 3x21 - Into The Lions Den II - Wolf In Sheeps Clothing
Farscape - 3x22 - Dog With Two Bones
Farscape - 4x01 - Crichton Kicks
Farscape - 4x02 - What Was Lost (Part 1) - Sacrifice
Farscape - 4x03 - What Was Lost (Part 2) - Resurrection
Farscape - 4x04 - Lavas A Many Splendored Thing
Farscape - 4x05 - Promises
Farscape - 4x06 - Natural Election
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Farscape - 4x09 - A Prefect Murder
Farscape - 4x10 - Coup By Clam
Farscape - 4x11 - Unrealized Reality (Part 1)
Farscape - 4x12 - Kansas (Part 2)
Farscape - 4x13 - Terra Firma (Part 3)
Farscape - 4x14 - Twice Shy
Farscape - 4x15 - Mental As Anything
Farscape - 4x16 - Bringing Home The Beacon
Farscape - 4x17 - A Constellation Of Doubt
Farscape - 4x18 - Prayer
Farscape - 4x19 - We are So Screwed - Fetal Attraction (Part 1)
Farscape - 4x20 - We are So Screwed - Hot To Katratzi (Part 2)
Farscape - 4x21 - We are So Screwed - La Bomba (Part 3)
Farscape - 4x22 - Bad Timing
Farscape - The Peacekeeper Wars (Part 1)
Farscape - The Peacekeeper Wars (Part 2)
Fast And Furious
Fat Choi Spirit
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Father of a Soldier (Rezo Chkheidze 1964)
Father of the Bride
Fear Dot Com
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
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Fellowship of the Ring The
Female Convict Scorpion Beast Stable 1973 Shunya Ito
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Fiances The 1962
Fierce Creatures (1997)
Fight Club CD1
Fight Club CD2
Fighter in the Wind
Fighting Fish 2004
Fille Sur La Pont La
Filles Uniques 2003
Film That Was Never Made A
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x01
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Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x03
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Final Countdown The 1980 CD1
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Final Destination - New Line Platinum Series
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Finders Fee (Jeff Probst 2001)
Finding Forrester 2000
Fire in the Sky
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Fly Away Home
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Frasier 01x01 - The Good Son
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Frasier 01x06 - The Crucible
Frasier 01x07 - Call Me Irresponsible
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Frasier 01x09 - Selling Out
Frasier 01x10 - Oops
Frasier 01x12 - Miracle On Third Or Fourth Street
Frasier 02x01 - Slow Tango in South Seattle
Frasier 02x02 - The Unkindest Cut of All
Frasier 02x03 - Commentary by Director David Lee and Writer Joe Keenan
Frasier 02x03 - The Matchmaker
Frasier 02x04 - Flour Child
Frasier 02x05 - Dukes We Hardly Knew You
Frasier 02x06 - The Botched Language of Cranes
Frasier 02x07 - The Candidate
Frasier 02x08 - Adventures in Paradise Part 1
Frasier 02x09 - Adventures in Paradise Part 2
Frasier 02x10 - Burying a Grudge
Frasier 02x11 - Seat of Power
Frasier 02x12 - Roz in the Doghouse
Frasier 02x13 - Retirement is Murder
Frasier 02x14 - Fool Me Once Shame on You Fool Me Twice
Frasier 02x15 - You Scratch My Book
Frasier 02x16 - The Show Where Sam Shows Up
Frasier 02x17 - Daphnes Room
Frasier 02x18 - The Club
Frasier 02x19 - Someone to Watch Over Me
Frasier 02x20 - Breaking the Ice
Frasier 02x21 - An Affair to Forget
Frasier 02x22 - Agents In America Part 3
Frasier 02x23 - The Innkeepers
Frasier 02x24 - Dark Victory
Freddys Revenge A
Free Willy 1993
Free Willy 2 - The Adventure Home
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French Connection II (1975)
French Connection The
Fresh Bait 1995
Friday Night (2002)
Friday the 13th
Friday the 13th Part 8
Friends - 02x03 - the one where heckles dies
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Friends - 02x15 - the one where ross and rachel you know
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Friends - 02x18 - the one where dr ramoray dies
Friends - 02x20 - the one where old yeller dies
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Friends - 10x01 - TOW After Joey And Rachel Kiss
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Friends - 10x05 - TOW Rachels Sister Babysits
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Friends - 10x10 - TOW Chandler Gets Caught
Friends - 10x11 - TOW The Stripper Cries
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Friends - 3 22 - The One With the Screamer
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Friends - 3x04 - The One With the Metaphorical Tunnel
Friends - 3x05 - The One With Frank Jr
Friends - 3x06 - The One With the Flashback
Friends - 3x07 - The One With the Race Car Bed
Friends - 3x08 - The One With the Giant Poking Device
Friends - 3x09 - The One With the Football
Friends - 3x10 - The One Where Rachel Quits
Friends - 3x11 - The One Where Chandler Cant Remember
Friends - 3x12 - The One With All the Jealousy
Friends - 3x13 - The One Where Monica and Richard
Friends - 3x14 - The One With Phoebes Ex-Partner
Friends - 3x15 - The One Where Ross and Rachel Take
Friends - 3x16 - The One the Morning After
Friends - 3x17 - The One Without the Ski Trip
Friends - 3x18 - The One With the Hypnosis Tape
Friends - 3x19 - The One With the Tiny T-Shirt
Friends - 3x20 - The One With the Dollhouse
Friends - 3x21 - The One With a Chick and a Duck
Friends - 3x22 - The One With the Screamer
Friends - 3x23 - The One With Rosss Thing
Friends - 3x24 - The One With Ultimate Fighting Champ
Friends - 3x25 - The One at the Beach
Friends - 4x01 - The One With the Jellyfish
Friends - 4x02 - The One With the Cat
Friends - 4x03 - The One With the Cuffs
Friends - 4x04 - The One With the Ballroom Dancing
Friends - 4x05 - The One With Joeys New Girlfriend
Friends - 4x06 - The One With the Dirty Girl
Friends - 4x07 - The One Where Chandler Crosses
Friends - 4x08 - The One With Chandler in a Box
Friends - 4x09 - The One Where They are Going
Friends - 4x10 - The One With the Girl from
Friends - 4x11 - The One With Phoebes Uterus
Friends - 4x12 - The One With the Embryos
Friends - 4x13 - The One With Rachels Crush
Friends - 4x14 - The One With Joeys Dirty Day
Friends - 4x15 - The One With All the Rugby
Friends - 4x16 - The One With the Fake Party
Friends - 4x17 - The One With the Free Porn
Friends - 4x18 - The One With Rachels New Dress
Friends - 4x19 - The One With All the Haste
Friends - 4x20 - The One With All the Wedding Dresses
Friends - 4x21 - The One With the Invitation
Friends - 4x22 - The One With the Worst Best Man Ever
Friends - 4x23 - The One With Rosss Wedding - part 1
Friends - 4x24 - The One With Rosss Wedding - part 2
Friends - 5x01 - The One After Ross Says Rachel
Friends - 5x02 - The One With All the Kissing
Friends - 5x03 - The One Hundreth
Friends - 5x04 - The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
Friends - 5x05 - The One With the Kips
Friends - 5x06 - The One With the Yeti
Friends - 5x07 - The One Where Ross Moves In
Friends - 5x08 - The One With All the Thanksgivins
Friends - 5x09 - The One With Rosss Sandwich
Friends - 5x10 - The One With the Inappropiate Sister
Friends - 5x11 - The One With All the Resolutions
Friends - 5x12 - The One With Chandlers Work Laugh
Friends - 5x13 - The One With Joeys Bag
Friends - 5x14 - The One Where Everyone Finds Out
Friends - 5x15 - The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey
Friends - 5x16 - The One With the Cop
Friends - 5x17 - The One With Rachels
Friends - 5x18 - The One Where Rachel Smokes
Friends - 5x19 - The One Where Ross Cant Flirt
Friends - 5x20 - The One With the Ride-Along
Friends - 5x21 - The One With the Ball
Friends - 5x22 - The One With Joeys Big Break
Friends - 5x23 - The One in Vegas
Friends - 6x01 - The One After Vegas
Friends - 6x02 - The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
Friends - 6x03 - The One With Rosss Denial
Friends - 6x04 - The One Where Joey Loses His
Friends - 6x05 - The One With Joeys Porsche
Friends - 6x06 - The One On the Last Night
Friends - 6x07 - The One Where Phoebe Runs
Friends - 6x08 - The One With Rosss Teeth
Friends - 6x15
Friends 7x01 - The One with Monicas Thunder
Friends 7x02 - The One With Rachels Book
Friends 7x03 - The One With Phoebes Cookies
Friends 7x04 - The One With Rachels Assistant
Friends 7x05 - The One With The Engagement Picture
Friends 7x06 - The One With The Nap Partners
Friends 7x07 - The One with Rosss Library Book
Friends 7x08 - The One Where Chandler Doesnt Like Dogs
Friends 7x09 - The One With All the Candy
Friends 7x10 - The One With The Holiday Armadillo
Friends 7x11 - The One With All The Cheesecakes
Friends 7x12 - The One Where They are Up All Night
Friends 7x13 - The One Where Rosita Dies
Friends 7x14 - The One Where They All Turn Thirty
Friends 7x15 - The One With Joeys New Brain
Friends 7x16 - The One With the Truth About London
Friends 7x17 - The One With the Cheap Wedding Dress
Friends 7x18 - The One With Joeys Award
Friends 7x19 - The One With Ross and Monicas Cousin
Friends 7x20 - The One With Rachels Kisses
Friends 7x21 - The One With the Vows
Friends 7x22 - The One With Chandlers Dad
Friends 7x23 - The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding Part 1
Friends 7x24 - The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding Part 2
Friends 9x01 - The One Where No One Proposes
Friends 9x02 - The One Where Emma Cries
Friends 9x03 - The One With The Pediatrician
Friends 9x04 - The One With The Sharks
Friends 9x05 - The One With Phoebes Birthday Dinner
Friends 9x06 - The One With The Male Nanny
Friends 9x07 - The One With Rosss Inappropriate Song
Friends 9x08 - The One With Rachels Other Sister
Friends 9x09 - The One With Rachels Phone Number
Friends 9x10 - The One With Christmas In Tulsa
Friends 9x11 - The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work
Friends 9x12 - The One With Phoebes Rats
Friends 9x13 - The One Where Monica Sings
Friends 9x14 - The One With The Blind Dates
Friends 9x15 - The One With The Mugging
Friends 9x16 - The One With The Boob Job
Friends 9x17 - The One With The Memorial Service
Friends 9x18 - The One With The Lottery
Friends 9x19 - The One With Rachels Dream
Friends 9x20 - The One With The Soap Opera Party
Friends 9x21 - The One With The Fertility Test
Friends 9x22 - The One With The Donor
Friends 9x23-24 - The One In Barbados 1 2)
Frisson des vampires Le
From Beijing with love
From Dusk Till Dawn
From Dusk Till Dawn 3 The Hangmans Daughter
From Justin To Kelly (Special Edition)
Frusta e il corpo La
Fudoh The New Generation 1996
Fugitive The - The Chase Continues
Fukssvansen (Chop Chop)
Full Frontal 2002
Full Metal Jacket
Full Time Killer
Fun Movie (2002 Korean) CD1
Fun Movie (2002 Korean) CD2
Fun in Acapulco (Richard Thorpe 1963)
Funeral Parade of Roses
Funeral in Berlin
Fury The (1978)
Futurama 1x01 - Space Pilot 3000
Futurama 1x02 - The Series Has Landed
Futurama 1x03 - I Roommate
Futurama 1x04 - Loves Labors Lost in Space
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Futurama 1x06 - A Fishful of Dollars
Futurama 1x07 - My Three Suns
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Futurama 2x01 - A Flight to Remember
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Futurama 2x04 - Fry and the Slurm Factory
Futurama 3x01 - Amazon Women in the Mood
Futurama 3x02 - Parasites Lost
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Futurama 3x14 - Time Keeps on Slippin
Futurama 3x15 - I Dated a Robot
Futurama 3x16 - A Leela of Her Own
Futurama 3x17 - A Pharaoh To Remember
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Futurama 4x01 - Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch
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