Friends 7x19 - The One With Ross and Monicas CousinClick here to download subtitles file for the movie "Friends 7x19 - The One With Ross and Monicas Cousin"Get Paid for using YouTube!
X1:121 X2:596 Y1:482 Y2:523 Oh, hey! How was your audition? X1:176 X2:542 Y1:482 Y2:523 I'm sorry, do I know you? X1:208 X2:508 Y1:482 Y2:523 What are you doing? X1:144 X2:571 Y1:444 Y2:523 Practicing blowing you off. I'm gonna be a big movie star! X1:272 X2:445 Y1:482 Y2:523 You got it? X1:099 X2:617 Y1:450 Y2:523 - Not yet, but the audition went great! - What's it for? X1:130 X2:588 Y1:450 Y2:523 A big-budget period movie about three Italian brothers... X1:114 X2:605 Y1:444 Y2:523 ...who come to America at the turn of the century. It's classy. X1:142 X2:572 Y1:448 Y2:523 The director's supposed to be the next-next Martin Scorsese. X1:232 X2:484 Y1:486 Y2:523 The "next-next"? X1:096 X2:620 Y1:448 Y2:523 A guy from Chicago's supposed to be the next Martin Scorsese. X1:173 X2:541 Y1:482 Y2:523 This guy's right after him. X1:305 X2:412 Y1:488 Y2:523 Hello? X1:104 X2:610 Y1:444 Y2:523 Joey, it's Estelle. I just talked to the casting people. They loved you! X1:243 X2:471 Y1:482 Y2:523 They loved me! X1:090 X2:625 Y1:482 Y2:523 They want to see you again tomorrow. X1:190 X2:523 Y1:444 Y2:523 - My God! -There's just one thing. X1:191 X2:525 Y1:444 Y2:523 Do you have a problem with full-frontal nudity? X1:155 X2:562 Y1:450 Y2:523 Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it! X1:321 X2:394 Y1:488 Y2:523 Oh. X1:166 X2:550 Y1:482 Y2:523 Okay, let me call you back. X1:113 X2:602 Y1:444 Y2:523 - What's the matter? - They want me naked in the movie. X1:290 X2:425 Y1:450 Y2:523 - Wow! - I know. X1:097 X2:618 Y1:444 Y2:523 - My grandmother's gonna see this. - Grandma's gonna have to get in line. X1:077 X2:640 Y1:486 Y2:523 The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin X1:216 X2:502 Y1:444 Y2:523 English Subtitles by SDI Media Group X1:184 X2:530 Y1:054 Y2:133 The wedding's so close. Are you nervous? X1:202 X2:515 Y1:054 Y2:128 Yeah, but I also can't wait till it's over. X1:135 X2:583 Y1:054 Y2:132 We have a pact not to have sex again until the wedding. X1:197 X2:519 Y1:054 Y2:095 A "no sex" pact, huh? X1:178 X2:537 Y1:054 Y2:132 I have one of those with every woman in America. X1:143 X2:574 Y1:054 Y2:132 Will you give me a hand making up the guest bedroom? X1:137 X2:581 Y1:054 Y2:133 Cousin Cassie's staying with us for a few days. X1:167 X2:551 Y1:054 Y2:130 Cassie? I haven't seen her in, like, forever. X1:171 X2:547 Y1:054 Y2:132 I wonder if she still carries a Barbie everywhere? X1:212 X2:504 Y1:448 Y2:523 - She's 25 years old. - So? I still... X1:201 X2:514 Y1:482 Y2:523 You're probably right. X1:181 X2:536 Y1:054 Y2:127 Pheebs, can I talk to you over here for a second? X1:257 X2:458 Y1:482 Y2:523 Subtle, guys. X1:302 X2:414 Y1:488 Y2:523 What? X1:171 X2:548 Y1:054 Y2:133 I know you're planning my surprise bridal shower. X1:180 X2:533 Y1:054 Y2:133 Okay, well, don't ruin it. Just play along, at least. X1:257 X2:458 Y1:482 Y2:523 Okay. Sorry. X1:129 X2:587 Y1:488 Y2:523 We have to throw her a shower? X1:182 X2:535 Y1:448 Y2:523 What'd you decide to do about the movie? X1:256 X2:459 Y1:486 Y2:523 I don't know. X1:117 X2:598 Y1:444 Y2:523 It's not like it's porn. This is a serious, legitimate movie. X1:185 X2:534 Y1:444 Y2:523 Nudity's really important to the story. X1:129 X2:585 Y1:482 Y2:523 That's what you say about porn. X1:097 X2:618 Y1:482 Y2:523 Maybe I shouldn't go on the callback. X1:141 X2:578 Y1:450 Y2:523 No, you should. A lot of major actors do nude scenes. X1:142 X2:575 Y1:450 Y2:523 The chance to star in a movie? Come on! X1:113 X2:603 Y1:444 Y2:523 That's true. And I'm only naked in one scene. It sounds really great. X1:126 X2:591 Y1:444 Y2:523 My character's Catholic. He falls in love with a Jewish girl. X1:154 X2:563 Y1:444 Y2:523 We run away and get caught in a big rainstorm. X1:091 X2:626 Y1:450 Y2:523 We go into a barn, undress each other and hold each other. X1:161 X2:555 Y1:482 Y2:523 It's really sweet and tender. X1:119 X2:596 Y1:482 Y2:523 Plus, everyone will see your thing! X1:131 X2:585 Y1:488 Y2:523 When can we have this shower? X1:165 X2:551 Y1:444 Y2:523 She has so much going on, we have only two options. X1:161 X2:554 Y1:444 Y2:523 - We have Friday. - That's just two days away. X1:173 X2:544 Y1:444 Y2:523 - What is the other option? - Yesterday. X1:103 X2:612 Y1:482 Y2:523 If we make it yesterday, we're done! X1:165 X2:549 Y1:444 Y2:523 It's impossible. We can't do this by Friday. X1:183 X2:533 Y1:444 Y2:523 We have to find a place, invite people, get food. X1:185 X2:530 Y1:486 Y2:523 There's too much to do. X1:230 X2:486 Y1:450 Y2:523 - We cannot do it! - Calm down! X1:148 X2:567 Y1:444 Y2:523 Okay. I'm sorry, you're right. I'm sorry. X1:178 X2:536 Y1:486 Y2:523 Just calm down, woman! X1:202 X2:513 Y1:482 Y2:523 Phoebe, I already did. X1:110 X2:605 Y1:482 Y2:523 All right, then I need to calm down. X1:185 X2:530 Y1:444 Y2:523 I think we can do this if we just get organized. X1:101 X2:614 Y1:450 Y2:523 We have two days to plan this party. We need to make fast decisions. X1:195 X2:522 Y1:488 Y2:523 Where will we have it? X1:221 X2:496 Y1:450 Y2:523 - Here. What time? - 4:00. Food? X1:161 X2:555 Y1:444 Y2:523 - Finger sandwiches and tea. - Great! Very Monica. X1:195 X2:520 Y1:450 Y2:523 - And chili! - You went one too far. X1:206 X2:512 Y1:450 Y2:523 - Flowers or balloons? - Both. X1:197 X2:519 Y1:448 Y2:523 - We're paying for this. - Neither. X1:126 X2:592 Y1:450 Y2:523 - What should we do for a theme? - Lusts of the Flesh! X1:137 X2:580 Y1:444 Y2:523 - What? - I don't know. Cowboy theme? X1:130 X2:587 Y1:444 Y2:523 I'm glad we decided not to sleep together before the wedding. X1:227 X2:488 Y1:482 Y2:523 Oh, boy. Me too. X1:092 X2:625 Y1:444 Y2:523 I was thinking, say we had a big fight, and broke up for a few hours. X1:095 X2:620 Y1:482 Y2:523 Technically, we could have sex again. X1:188 X2:530 Y1:444 Y2:523 What do you think, bossy and domineering? X1:203 X2:511 Y1:444 Y2:523 The wedding's off, sloppy and immature. X1:201 X2:514 Y1:486 Y2:523 That's me. Come on. X1:120 X2:595 Y1:444 Y2:523 Wait. Cassie's in the guest room. We're going to lunch. X1:114 X2:601 Y1:486 Y2:523 Get rid of her, obsessive and shrill! X1:133 X2:581 Y1:482 Y2:523 Shrill? The wedding is back on. X1:184 X2:531 Y1:450 Y2:523 I thought I heard voices. You must be Chandler. X1:195 X2:520 Y1:444 Y2:523 - Hi. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you too. X1:231 X2:487 Y1:450 Y2:523 - So, ready to go? - Yeah. X1:202 X2:514 Y1:444 Y2:523 - Chandler? - I'll be right with you. X1:109 X2:606 Y1:444 Y2:523 - Cassie needs to stay at your place. - Why? X1:131 X2:586 Y1:444 Y2:523 Because "Pervie Perverson" here can't stop staring at her. X1:165 X2:551 Y1:484 Y2:523 Chandler, she's our cousin! X1:192 X2:523 Y1:444 Y2:523 I wasn't staring. I was listening intently. X1:173 X2:542 Y1:448 Y2:523 It's called being a good conversationalist. Watch. X1:243 X2:472 Y1:482 Y2:523 Say something. X1:108 X2:609 Y1:450 Y2:523 You were staring about eight inches south of there. X1:133 X2:583 Y1:482 Y2:523 Fine. She can stay at my place. X1:128 X2:588 Y1:488 Y2:523 What does Cassie look like now? X1:178 X2:538 Y1:482 Y2:523 Exactly like Aunt Marilyn. X1:144 X2:573 Y1:444 Y2:523 This Aunt Marilyn, is she coming to the wedding? X1:247 X2:468 Y1:488 Y2:523 Wafer-thin ice. X1:249 X2:467 Y1:482 Y2:523 Hey, I'm back. X1:286 X2:430 Y1:482 Y2:523 Hi, Joey. X1:124 X2:592 Y1:482 Y2:523 Will I read the same scene again? X1:136 X2:578 Y1:444 Y2:523 I tried to call you. You didn't need to come today. X1:278 X2:437 Y1:482 Y2:523 Oh, great. X1:118 X2:597 Y1:482 Y2:523 I'd have been perfect for this part. X1:146 X2:570 Y1:444 Y2:523 You made a bad decision and ruined your movie. Good day! X1:094 X2:623 Y1:444 Y2:523 You didn't need to come, because the director saw your tape and loved it. X1:273 X2:443 Y1:488 Y2:523 End scene. X1:164 X2:550 Y1:444 Y2:523 Wasn't that fun? We did a little improv there. Yeah! X1:203 X2:514 Y1:482 Y2:523 So, you were saying? X1:138 X2:579 Y1:450 Y2:523 The director wants to meet you tomorrow. X1:167 X2:548 Y1:482 Y2:523 Wow! Sure! That's great. X1:160 X2:558 Y1:444 Y2:523 Your agent said you're okay with nudity. X1:190 X2:527 Y1:444 Y2:523 Yeah, sure. As long as it's handled tastefully. X1:149 X2:566 Y1:488 Y2:523 And that barn is not too cold. X1:127 X2:588 Y1:482 Y2:523 Perfect. There's one more thing. X1:109 X2:606 Y1:444 Y2:523 It's important to the director that everything in the movie's authentic. X1:135 X2:581 Y1:482 Y2:523 In your love scene with Sarah... X1:089 X2:626 Y1:448 Y2:523 ...she talks about how she's never seen a naked man who wasn't Jewish. X1:306 X2:408 Y1:488 Y2:523 So... . X1:272 X2:444 Y1:488 Y2:523 So... what? X1:150 X2:564 Y1:444 Y2:523 So, the director is insisting that whoever play that part... X1:122 X2:594 Y1:482 Y2:523 ...be authentically, anatomically... X1:162 X2:554 Y1:444 Y2:523 ...not Jewish. You know what I'm saying? X1:315 X2:400 Y1:488 Y2:523 Yes! X1:271 X2:447 Y1:488 Y2:523 No. What? X1:155 X2:562 Y1:450 Y2:523 An Italian Catholic immigrant at this time would not be... . X1:241 X2:476 Y1:488 Y2:523 Bar mitzvah-ed? X1:136 X2:581 Y1:448 Y2:523 - To get this part, you can't be... - No. X1:262 X2:455 Y1:482 Y2:523 But you are? X1:158 X2:560 Y1:444 Y2:523 - You told them you weren't? - That's right. X1:305 X2:409 Y1:488 Y2:523 Wow! X1:108 X2:608 Y1:444 Y2:523 It's definitely all gone? There's nothing there to work with? X1:108 X2:608 Y1:444 Y2:523 - What were you thinking? - I don't know. I just want this part. X1:092 X2:624 Y1:444 Y2:523 They say no matter what you're asked during an audition, say yes. X1:141 X2:574 Y1:444 Y2:523 They want you to ride a horse, say you can. X1:127 X2:588 Y1:482 Y2:523 You figure out how to do it later. X1:122 X2:593 Y1:444 Y2:523 This is not like learning to ride a horse. This is like learning to... X1:211 X2:506 Y1:482 Y2:523 ...grow a turtleneck. X1:147 X2:568 Y1:444 Y2:523 I know, okay? Tomorrow, when I go meet the director... X1:092 X2:623 Y1:444 Y2:523 ...I have to take my clothes off so they can see what my body looks like. X1:091 X2:626 Y1:482 Y2:523 Oh, my God. What are you gonna do? X1:166 X2:550 Y1:444 Y2:523 I have to call my agent and tell her I can't do the part. X1:282 X2:434 Y1:488 Y2:523 Unless... . X1:258 X2:460 Y1:488 Y2:523 Unless what? X1:101 X2:616 Y1:444 Y2:523 This may sound crazy, but there may be something we could... X1:278 X2:438 Y1:488 Y2:523 ...fashion. X1:192 X2:523 Y1:444 Y2:523 - Like what? - Well, I'm not sure yet. X1:190 X2:527 Y1:444 Y2:523 Off the top of my head, I'm thinking... X1:128 X2:587 Y1:450 Y2:523 ...double-sided tape and some sort of luncheon meat. X1:151 X2:567 Y1:448 Y2:523 I've got a great idea for party favors for the shower. X1:128 X2:587 Y1:444 Y2:523 We get mahogany boxes and carve everyone's names in them. X1:157 X2:559 Y1:448 Y2:523 Then inside is each person's individual birthstone. X1:259 X2:456 Y1:482 Y2:523 Okay. Okay. X1:200 X2:515 Y1:488 Y2:523 You take care of that. X1:128 X2:590 Y1:444 Y2:523 Meanwhile, the party's tomorrow and we don't have a guest list. X1:081 X2:636 Y1:444 Y2:523 Okay. Who do we know that's coming? Me. Are you? X1:233 X2:485 Y1:444 Y2:523 - Hey. - Hey, what's up? X1:138 X2:578 Y1:444 Y2:523 I'm making something for Joey. Can I raid your fridge? X1:276 X2:439 Y1:488 Y2:523 Have at it. X1:102 X2:612 Y1:482 Y2:523 All right. Turkey? That won't work. X1:167 X2:549 Y1:486 Y2:523 Cheese? That won't work. X1:111 X2:605 Y1:482 Y2:523 Olive loaf? I hope that won't work. X1:128 X2:589 Y1:482 Y2:523 Are you making him a sandwich? X1:178 X2:538 Y1:482 Y2:523 No, it's more like a wrap. X1:150 X2:565 Y1:482 Y2:523 Okay, so I'm gonna go, guys. X1:111 X2:606 Y1:444 Y2:523 So you can get back to deciding on what to get me for a present! X1:145 X2:571 Y1:482 Y2:523 We have to get her a present? X1:108 X2:607 Y1:482 Y2:523 Okay, but look. Look at what I got. X1:201 X2:514 Y1:444 Y2:523 It's her address book. We have a guest list. X1:151 X2:565 Y1:444 Y2:523 You're amazing. Did you pull that out of her purse? X1:129 X2:590 Y1:444 Y2:523 Uh-huh. And a little seed money for the party. X1:295 X2:422 Y1:488 Y2:523 Cassie? X1:274 X2:442 Y1:482 Y2:523 Hey, Ross! X1:230 X2:486 Y1:482 Y2:523 It's been so long! X1:201 X2:514 Y1:482 Y2:523 Last time I saw you... X1:136 X2:583 Y1:450 Y2:523 ...you were setting up your tent in line for Return of the Jedi. X1:120 X2:595 Y1:444 Y2:523 So you did see me that day. Because it seemed like you didn't. X1:188 X2:528 Y1:444 Y2:523 - Yeah, sorry about that. - It's okay. Come on in. X1:134 X2:580 Y1:444 Y2:523 Thanks for letting me stay here. Monica's place was nice. X1:138 X2:578 Y1:488 Y2:523 But her fiancé sure stares a lot. X1:088 X2:628 Y1:482 Y2:523 Oh, my God! You do a great Chandler! X1:140 X2:575 Y1:482 Y2:523 I have a knack for impressions. X1:124 X2:592 Y1:444 Y2:523 Maybe after we get re-acquainted you could do me. X1:274 X2:441 Y1:488 Y2:523 Yeah. No! X1:180 X2:536 Y1:482 Y2:523 How you doing on that... X1:273 X2:445 Y1:482 Y2:523 ...hot dog? X1:258 X2:458 Y1:448 Y2:523 - I'm all done. - Thank God. X1:101 X2:616 Y1:444 Y2:523 The last time we hung out was when our parents rented that beach house. X1:093 X2:625 Y1:444 Y2:523 Remember the time I pinned you down and tickled you until you cried? X1:087 X2:628 Y1:482 Y2:523 We're probably too old to do that now. X1:119 X2:596 Y1:444 Y2:523 I'll always remember that summer. It's when I got all these freckles. X1:109 X2:606 Y1:482 Y2:523 I'll always remember that summer... X1:132 X2:586 Y1:448 Y2:523 ...because that's when I realized that we are related. X1:210 X2:506 Y1:444 Y2:523 It took you that long to figure it out? X1:238 X2:477 Y1:486 Y2:523 I'm a little slow. X1:144 X2:570 Y1:488 Y2:523 Just as our children would be. X1:321 X2:394 Y1:450 Y2:523 - Hi. - Hi. X1:178 X2:538 Y1:444 Y2:523 How are you? Good. Hi. Thanks for coming. X1:133 X2:581 Y1:482 Y2:523 Thank you. So nice to see you. X1:218 X2:499 Y1:444 Y2:523 - No, thanks. - Okay. Hey, Rach? X1:118 X2:600 Y1:444 Y2:523 - Yeah? - Who the hell are all these people? X1:143 X2:573 Y1:444 Y2:523 I don't know. I called everybody in her book. X1:148 X2:567 Y1:444 Y2:523 These are the ones that could show up on 24 hours' notice. X1:112 X2:603 Y1:448 Y2:523 There's a word for people like that: Losers. X1:138 X2:577 Y1:448 Y2:523 Hi, I'm Rachel. This is Phoebe. I'm the maid of honor. X1:098 X2:618 Y1:444 Y2:523 - How do you know Monica? - I was her accountant four years ago. X1:101 X2:617 Y1:444 Y2:523 I'm interested to find out who's been doing her taxes the last four years. X1:259 X2:455 Y1:482 Y2:523 That's great. X1:085 X2:632 Y1:450 Y2:523 - When is Monica supposed to get here? - I don't know. X1:274 X2:442 Y1:488 Y2:523 Excuse us. X1:188 X2:527 Y1:444 Y2:523 - You didn't tell her? - You were supposed to. X1:085 X2:630 Y1:444 Y2:523 You were supposed to tell her to come! I was bringing the cake! X1:109 X2:606 Y1:444 Y2:523 - Fine, I'll go call her. - And please tell her to bring a cake! X1:104 X2:613 Y1:444 Y2:523 We have a lot of options. A number of prototypes for you to try on. X1:229 X2:485 Y1:482 Y2:523 Those look great. X1:120 X2:595 Y1:444 Y2:523 Okay, this one's a mushroom cap. This one is made of bologna. X1:180 X2:535 Y1:444 Y2:523 - The toothpicks? - Just until the glue dries. X1:268 X2:447 Y1:488 Y2:523 Thank God. X1:183 X2:533 Y1:444 Y2:523 These are more realistic, but perishable. X1:137 X2:580 Y1:450 Y2:523 Over here, we have pink suede, which is nice. X1:155 X2:561 Y1:482 Y2:523 But if it gets wet, it'll shrink. X1:213 X2:502 Y1:444 Y2:523 Maybe we'll just take that one away. X1:123 X2:593 Y1:444 Y2:523 I also did a little something in fur, but that's really just for me. X1:113 X2:602 Y1:444 Y2:523 Why don't you try these on? We'll get a better idea of what works. X1:106 X2:608 Y1:450 Y2:523 Thanks, you are such a good friend. And this is so weird. X1:268 X2:449 Y1:450 Y2:523 - Toothpick? - Yeah. X1:170 X2:547 Y1:444 Y2:523 - What are you trying now? - The Fruit Roll-up. X1:276 X2:439 Y1:450 Y2:523 - And? - Delicious. X1:142 X2:572 Y1:450 Y2:523 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. We have a winner! X1:216 X2:500 Y1:488 Y2:523 What? Which one? X1:207 X2:509 Y1:444 Y2:523 The Silly Putty. Not so silly anymore! X1:221 X2:492 Y1:444 Y2:523 She's your cousin. She's your cousin. X1:097 X2:618 Y1:444 Y2:523 If she knew what was going on in your head, she'd think you were sick. X1:162 X2:550 Y1:444 Y2:523 Or would she? Let's back up for a second. X1:130 X2:589 Y1:444 Y2:523 She was the one who suggested opening a bottle of wine. X1:192 X2:523 Y1:444 Y2:523 She was the one who turned down the lights. X1:102 X2:617 Y1:444 Y2:523 She was the one that wanted to rent Logan's Run... X1:177 X2:536 Y1:488 Y2:523 ... the sexiest movie ever. X1:231 X2:482 Y1:488 Y2:523 I know that look. X1:116 X2:596 Y1:482 Y2:523 Forget it. I want it. She wants it. X1:260 X2:453 Y1:482 Y2:523 I'm going in. X1:155 X2:561 Y1:482 Y2:523 What the hell are you doing? X1:199 X2:514 Y1:482 Y2:523 Say something clever. X1:131 X2:584 Y1:482 Y2:523 Okay, doesn't have to be clever. X1:077 X2:636 Y1:482 Y2:523 Just has to be words. Say some words. X1:218 X2:493 Y1:482 Y2:523 Any words will do. X1:125 X2:590 Y1:482 Y2:523 Oh, my God, this is the longest... X1:116 X2:602 Y1:482 Y2:523 ... that anyone has not talked ever! X1:145 X2:576 Y1:450 Y2:523 There is nothing you could say to make this worse... X1:181 X2:537 Y1:482 Y2:523 ... so just say something! X1:100 X2:616 Y1:482 Y2:523 I haven't had sex in a very long time. X1:176 X2:547 Y1:444 Y2:523 Yeah, you really shouldn't have said anything. X1:143 X2:573 Y1:486 Y2:523 Phoebe? Rachel? It's Monica. X1:120 X2:597 Y1:450 Y2:523 I wonder what you could possibly need me for on such short notice? X1:141 X2:574 Y1:450 Y2:523 - Oh, Monica. We are so sorry. - For what? X1:167 X2:547 Y1:444 Y2:523 First, for forgetting to throw you a bridal shower. X1:115 X2:599 Y1:482 Y2:523 Then, forgetting to invite you to it. X1:218 X2:499 Y1:482 Y2:523 You already had it? X1:080 X2:634 Y1:444 Y2:523 We called everyone in your phone book. A bunch of people came. X1:124 X2:593 Y1:444 Y2:523 It took us so long to get you here that they had to leave. X1:088 X2:629 Y1:444 Y2:523 We wanted to throw you a big surprise and a great shower. X1:166 X2:550 Y1:482 Y2:523 Now you don't have either. X1:200 X2:515 Y1:482 Y2:523 We ruined everything. X1:119 X2:596 Y1:444 Y2:523 No, wait a minute, that's not true. What you did was really sweet. X1:124 X2:591 Y1:444 Y2:523 - It kind of works out for the best. - What do you mean? X1:125 X2:589 Y1:444 Y2:523 Now I get to spend my shower with the only people I really love. X1:119 X2:595 Y1:444 Y2:523 I get all those presents without talking to people I don't even like! X1:225 X2:491 Y1:444 Y2:523 - Surprise. - Surprise, Monica. X1:154 X2:564 Y1:444 Y2:523 What's cool is, the character is from Naples, right? X1:138 X2:577 Y1:482 Y2:523 My whole family's from Naples. X1:137 X2:579 Y1:444 Y2:523 That's great. Okay. I've heard everything I need to hear... . X1:194 X2:521 Y1:482 Y2:523 We just need to, uh... . X1:301 X2:417 Y1:488 Y2:523 Leslie? X1:135 X2:580 Y1:444 Y2:523 - Joey, this is the awkward part. - Hey, right. Not a problem. X1:121 X2:595 Y1:482 Y2:523 I totally understand you need to... X1:152 X2:567 Y1:448 Y2:523 ...make sure I don't have any horrible scars or tattoos. X1:233 X2:482 Y1:482 Y2:523 Don't you worry. X1:196 X2:519 Y1:482 Y2:523 I have nothing to hide. X1:149 X2:566 Y1:482 Y2:523 So, there you go. That's me. X1:153 X2:562 Y1:482 Y2:523 One hundred-percent natural. X1:184 X2:535 Y1:444 Y2:523 I tell you, that has never happened before. X1:195 X2:522 Y1:444 Y2:523 Cassie, are you finding everything okay? X1:209 X2:506 Y1:444 Y2:523 Yeah. Thanks for letting me stay here. X1:213 X2:502 Y1:054 Y2:095 Oh, it's no problem. X1:302 X2:414 Y1:054 Y2:089 What? X1:143 X2:570 Y1:054 Y2:094 Say something. Say anything. X1:102 X2:614 Y1:054 Y2:094 Ask her out! She's not your cousin! |
Face 2004 Facing Window 2003 Fahrenheit 451 (1966) Fahrenheit 911 CD1 Fahrenheit 911 CD2 Fail Safe Failan CD1 Failan CD2 Fallen Fallen Angels 1995 Falls The CD1 Falls The CD2 Fame Family Guy 01x01 - Death Has a Shadow Family Guy 01x02 - I Never Met the Dead Man Family Guy 01x03 - Chitty Chitty Death Bang Family Guy 01x04 - Mind Over Murder Family Guy 01x05 - A Hero Sits Next Door Family Guy 01x06 - The Son Also Draws Family Guy 01x07 - Brian Portrait of a Dog Family Guy 01x08 - Peter Peter Caviar Eater Family Guy 01x09 - Running Mates Family Guy 01x10 - Holy Crap Family Guy 01x11 - If Im Dyin Im Lyin Family Guy 01x12 - Love Thy Trophy Family Guy 01x13 - Death Is A Bitch Family Guy 01x14 - The King Is Dead Family Guy 03x01 - The Thin White Line Family Guy 03x02 - Brian Does Hollywood Family Guy 03x03 - Mr Griffin Goes To Washington Family Guy 03x04 - One If By Clam, Two If By Sea Family Guy 03x05 - And The Weiner Is Family Guy 03x06 - Death Lives Family Guy 03x07 - Lethal Weapons Family Guy 03x08 - The Kiss Seen Around The World Family Guy 03x09 - Mr Saturday Knight Family Guy 03x10 - A Fish Out Of Water Family Guy 03x11 - Emission Impossible Family Man The Family Viewing 1987 Fando y Lis Fanfan le tulipe 2003 Fantasia (2004) Fantomas Contre Scotland Yard Far From Heaven Far Off Place A 1993 Far away so close (1993) CD1 Far away so close (1993) CD2 Farewell Home sweet Home (Otar Iosseliani 1999) Fargo - 1996 CD1 25fps Fargo - 1996 CD2 25fps Farscape - 1x01 - Premiere Farscape - 1x02 - I ET Farscape - 1x03 - Exodus From Genesis Farscape - 1x04 - Throne for a Loss Farscape - 1x05 - Back and Back and Back to the Future Farscape - 1x06 - Thank God Its Friday Again Farscape - 1x07 - PK Tech Girl Farscape - 1x08 - That Old Black Magic Farscape - 1x09 - DNA Mad Scientist Farscape - 1x10 - Theyve Got a Secret Farscape - 1x11 - Till the Blood Runs Clear Farscape - 1x12 - Rhapsody In Blue Farscape - 1x13 - The Flax Farscape - 1x14 - Jeremiah Crichton Farscape - 1x15 - Durka Returns Farscape - 1x16 - A Human Reaction Farscape - 1x17 - Through The Looking Glass Farscape - 1x18 - A Bugs Life Farscape - 1x19 - Nerve Farscape - 1x20 - The Hidden Memory Farscape - 1x21 - Bone To Be Wild Farscape - 1x22 - Family Ties Farscape - 2x01 - Mind The Baby Farscape - 2x02 - Vitas Mortis Farscape - 2x03 - Talking The Stone Farscape - 2x04 - Crackers Dont Matter Farscape - 2x05 - The Way We Werent Farscape - 2x06 - Picture If You Will Farscape - 2x07 - Home On The Remains Farscape - 2x08 - Dream A Little Dream Farscape - 2x09 - Out Of Their Minds Farscape - 2x10 - My Three Crichtons Farscape - 2x11 - Look At The Princess I - A Kiss Is But A Kiss Farscape - 2x12 - Look At The Princess II - I Do I Think Farscape - 2x13 - Look At The Princess III - The Maltese Crichton Farscape - 2x14 - Beware Of Dog Farscape - 2x15 - Wont Get Fooled Again Farscape - 2x16 - The Locket Farscape - 2x17 - The Ugly Truth Farscape - 2x18 - A Clockwork Nebari Farscape - 2x19 - Liars Guns and Money I - A Not So Simple Plan Farscape - 2x20 - Liars Guns and Money II - With Friends Like These Farscape - 2x21 - Liars Guns and Money III - Plan B Farscape - 2x22 - Die Me Dichotomy Farscape - 3x01 - Season Of Death Farscape - 3x02 - Suns And Lovers Farscape - 3x03 - Self Inflicted Wounds I - Coulda Woulda Shoulda Farscape - 3x04 - Self Inflicted Wounds II - Wait For The Wheel Farscape - 3x05 - Different Destinations Farscape - 3x06 - Eat Me Farscape - 3x07 - Thanks For Sharing Farscape - 3x08 - Green Eyed Monster Farscape - 3x09 - Losing Time Farscape - 3x10 - Relativity Farscape - 3x11 - Incubator Farscape - 3x12 - Meltdown Farscape - 3x13 - Scratch N Sniff Farscape - 3x14 - Infinite Possibilities I - Daedalus Demands Farscape - 3x15 - Infinite Possibilities II - Icarus Abides Farscape - 3x16 - Revenging Angel Farscape - 3x17 - The Choice Farscape - 3x18 - Fractures Farscape - 3x19 - I-Yensch You-Yensch Farscape - 3x20 - Into The Lions Den I - Lambs To The Slaugher Farscape - 3x21 - Into The Lions Den II - Wolf In Sheeps Clothing Farscape - 3x22 - Dog With Two Bones Farscape - 4x01 - Crichton Kicks Farscape - 4x02 - What Was Lost (Part 1) - Sacrifice Farscape - 4x03 - What Was Lost (Part 2) - Resurrection Farscape - 4x04 - Lavas A Many Splendored Thing Farscape - 4x05 - Promises Farscape - 4x06 - Natural Election Farscape - 4x07 - John Quixote Farscape - 4x08 - I Shrink Therefore I Am Farscape - 4x09 - A Prefect Murder Farscape - 4x10 - Coup By Clam Farscape - 4x11 - Unrealized Reality (Part 1) Farscape - 4x12 - Kansas (Part 2) Farscape - 4x13 - Terra Firma (Part 3) Farscape - 4x14 - Twice Shy Farscape - 4x15 - Mental As Anything Farscape - 4x16 - Bringing Home The Beacon Farscape - 4x17 - A Constellation Of Doubt Farscape - 4x18 - Prayer Farscape - 4x19 - We are So Screwed - Fetal Attraction (Part 1) Farscape - 4x20 - We are So Screwed - Hot To Katratzi (Part 2) Farscape - 4x21 - We are So Screwed - La Bomba (Part 3) Farscape - 4x22 - Bad Timing Farscape - The Peacekeeper Wars (Part 1) Farscape - The Peacekeeper Wars (Part 2) Fast And Furious Fat Choi Spirit Fata Morgana Fate Ignoranti Le Father of a Soldier (Rezo Chkheidze 1964) Father of the Bride Fawlty Towers Fear Dot Com Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Fear of Fear (Rainer Werner Fassbinder 1975) Feed the Kitty (1952) Fellowship of the Ring The Female Convict Scorpion Beast Stable 1973 Shunya Ito Female Prisoner 701 Scorpion 1972 Femme Fatale (2002) Fiances The 1962 Fierce Creatures (1997) Fight Club CD1 Fight Club CD2 Fighter in the Wind Fighting Fish 2004 Fille Sur La Pont La Filles Uniques 2003 Film That Was Never Made A Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x01 Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x02 Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x03 Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x04 Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x05 Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x06 Final Countdown The 1980 CD1 Final Countdown The 1980 CD2 Final Destination - New Line Platinum Series Final Fantasy Final Friday The - Jason Goes To Hell 25fps Final Insult The Final Nightmare The Finders Fee (Jeff Probst 2001) Finding Forrester 2000 Finding Nemo Fire in the Sky Firefly - Serenity (pilot) Firefly 1x01 - The train job Firefly 1x02 - Bushwhacked Firefly 1x03 - Shindig Firefly 1x04 - Safe Firefly 1x05 - Our mrs Reynolds Firefly 1x06 - Jaynestown Firefly 1x07 - Out of gas Firefly 1x08 - Ariel Firefly 1x09 - War stories Firefly 1x10 - Trash Firefly 1x11 - The message Firefly 1x12 - Heart of gold Firefly 1x13 - Objects in space Firelight Firemens Ball The 1967 First Great Train Robbery The 1978 CD1 First Great Train Robbery The 1978 CD2 First Men In The Moon 1964 First Power The Fish Called Wanda A Fisher King The Fistful Of Dollars A Fistful of Dynamite A CD1 Fistful of Dynamite A CD2 Five Easy Pieces 1970 CD1 Five Easy Pieces 1970 CD2 Fiza Flash Gordon CD1 Flash Gordon CD2 Fled Flesh and Blood CD1 Flesh and Blood CD2 Fletch Flight Of The Intruder CD1 1991 Flight Of The Intruder CD2 1991 Flipper (1996) CD1 Flipper (1996) CD2 Flower of the Arabian Nights 1974 CD1 Flower of the Arabian Nights 1974 CD2 Flubber 1997 CD1 Flubber 1997 CD2 Fly Away Home Fly The (Kurt Neumann 1958) Fog of war The 2003 limited theatrical version For A Few Dollars More 1965 For Scent-imental Reasons (1949) Foreigner The Fourth Man Frankenfish 2004 Frankenstrom Frankenstrom 2001 Frantic (1988) Frasier 01x01 - The Good Son Frasier 01x02 - Space Quest Frasier 01x03 - Dinner At Eight Frasier 01x04 - I Hate Frasier Crane Frasier 01x05 - Heres Looking At You Frasier 01x06 - The Crucible Frasier 01x07 - Call Me Irresponsible Frasier 01x08 - Beloved Infidel Frasier 01x09 - Selling Out Frasier 01x10 - Oops Frasier 01x12 - Miracle On Third Or Fourth Street Frasier 02x01 - Slow Tango in South Seattle Frasier 02x02 - The Unkindest Cut of All Frasier 02x03 - Commentary by Director David Lee and Writer Joe Keenan Frasier 02x03 - The Matchmaker Frasier 02x04 - Flour Child Frasier 02x05 - Dukes We Hardly Knew You Frasier 02x06 - The Botched Language of Cranes Frasier 02x07 - The Candidate Frasier 02x08 - Adventures in Paradise Part 1 Frasier 02x09 - Adventures in Paradise Part 2 Frasier 02x10 - Burying a Grudge Frasier 02x11 - Seat of Power Frasier 02x12 - Roz in the Doghouse Frasier 02x13 - Retirement is Murder Frasier 02x14 - Fool Me Once Shame on You Fool Me Twice Frasier 02x15 - You Scratch My Book Frasier 02x16 - The Show Where Sam Shows Up Frasier 02x17 - Daphnes Room Frasier 02x18 - The Club Frasier 02x19 - Someone to Watch Over Me Frasier 02x20 - Breaking the Ice Frasier 02x21 - An Affair to Forget Frasier 02x22 - Agents In America Part 3 Frasier 02x23 - The Innkeepers Frasier 02x24 - Dark Victory Freddys Revenge A Fredrikssons Fabrikk Free Willy 1993 Free Willy 2 - The Adventure Home Free Willy 3 - The Rescue Freeway (Sous-titres) French Connection II (1975) French Connection The Frenzy (1972) Fresh (1994) Fresh Bait 1995 Friday Friday Night (2002) Friday the 13th Friday the 13th Part 8 Friends - 02x03 - the one where heckles dies Friends - 02x09 - the one with with phoebes dad Friends - 02x11 - the one with the lesbian wedding Friends - 02x13 - the one after the superbowl part 2 Friends - 02x15 - the one where ross and rachel you know Friends - 02x16 - the one where joey moves out Friends - 02x18 - the one where dr ramoray dies Friends - 02x20 - the one where old yeller dies Friends - 02x22 - the one with two parties Friends - 02x24 - the one with barry and mindys wedding Friends - 10x01 - TOW After Joey And Rachel Kiss Friends - 10x02 - TOW Where Ross Is Fine Friends - 10x03 - TOW Ross Tan Friends - 10x04 - TOW the cake Friends - 10x05 - TOW Rachels Sister Babysits Friends - 10x06 - TOW Rosss Grant Friends - 10x07 - TOW The Home Study Friends - 10x08 - TOW the late Thanksgiving Friends - 10x09 - TOW the birth mother Friends - 10x10 - TOW Chandler Gets Caught Friends - 10x11 - TOW The Stripper Cries Friends - 10x12 - TOW Phoebes Wedding Friends - 10x13 - TOW Joey Speaks French Friends - 10x14 - TOW Princess Consuela Friends - 3 22 - The One With the Screamer Friends - 3x01 - The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy Friends - 3x02 - The One Where No Ones Ready Friends - 3x03 - The One With the Jam Friends - 3x04 - The One With the Metaphorical Tunnel Friends - 3x05 - The One With Frank Jr Friends - 3x06 - The One With the Flashback Friends - 3x07 - The One With the Race Car Bed Friends - 3x08 - The One With the Giant Poking Device Friends - 3x09 - The One With the Football Friends - 3x10 - The One Where Rachel Quits Friends - 3x11 - The One Where Chandler Cant Remember Friends - 3x12 - The One With All the Jealousy Friends - 3x13 - The One Where Monica and Richard Friends - 3x14 - The One With Phoebes Ex-Partner Friends - 3x15 - The One Where Ross and Rachel Take Friends - 3x16 - The One the Morning After Friends - 3x17 - The One Without the Ski Trip Friends - 3x18 - The One With the Hypnosis Tape Friends - 3x19 - The One With the Tiny T-Shirt Friends - 3x20 - The One With the Dollhouse Friends - 3x21 - The One With a Chick and a Duck Friends - 3x22 - The One With the Screamer Friends - 3x23 - The One With Rosss Thing Friends - 3x24 - The One With Ultimate Fighting Champ Friends - 3x25 - The One at the Beach Friends - 4x01 - The One With the Jellyfish Friends - 4x02 - The One With the Cat Friends - 4x03 - The One With the Cuffs Friends - 4x04 - The One With the Ballroom Dancing Friends - 4x05 - The One With Joeys New Girlfriend Friends - 4x06 - The One With the Dirty Girl Friends - 4x07 - The One Where Chandler Crosses Friends - 4x08 - The One With Chandler in a Box Friends - 4x09 - The One Where They are Going Friends - 4x10 - The One With the Girl from Friends - 4x11 - The One With Phoebes Uterus Friends - 4x12 - The One With the Embryos Friends - 4x13 - The One With Rachels Crush Friends - 4x14 - The One With Joeys Dirty Day Friends - 4x15 - The One With All the Rugby Friends - 4x16 - The One With the Fake Party Friends - 4x17 - The One With the Free Porn Friends - 4x18 - The One With Rachels New Dress Friends - 4x19 - The One With All the Haste Friends - 4x20 - The One With All the Wedding Dresses Friends - 4x21 - The One With the Invitation Friends - 4x22 - The One With the Worst Best Man Ever Friends - 4x23 - The One With Rosss Wedding - part 1 Friends - 4x24 - The One With Rosss Wedding - part 2 Friends - 5x01 - The One After Ross Says Rachel Friends - 5x02 - The One With All the Kissing Friends - 5x03 - The One Hundreth Friends - 5x04 - The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Friends - 5x05 - The One With the Kips Friends - 5x06 - The One With the Yeti Friends - 5x07 - The One Where Ross Moves In Friends - 5x08 - The One With All the Thanksgivins Friends - 5x09 - The One With Rosss Sandwich Friends - 5x10 - The One With the Inappropiate Sister Friends - 5x11 - The One With All the Resolutions Friends - 5x12 - The One With Chandlers Work Laugh Friends - 5x13 - The One With Joeys Bag Friends - 5x14 - The One Where Everyone Finds Out Friends - 5x15 - The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey Friends - 5x16 - The One With the Cop Friends - 5x17 - The One With Rachels Friends - 5x18 - The One Where Rachel Smokes Friends - 5x19 - The One Where Ross Cant Flirt Friends - 5x20 - The One With the Ride-Along Friends - 5x21 - The One With the Ball Friends - 5x22 - The One With Joeys Big Break Friends - 5x23 - The One in Vegas Friends - 6x01 - The One After Vegas Friends - 6x02 - The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel Friends - 6x03 - The One With Rosss Denial Friends - 6x04 - The One Where Joey Loses His Friends - 6x05 - The One With Joeys Porsche Friends - 6x06 - The One On the Last Night Friends - 6x07 - The One Where Phoebe Runs Friends - 6x08 - The One With Rosss Teeth Friends - 6x15 Friends 7x01 - The One with Monicas Thunder Friends 7x02 - The One With Rachels Book Friends 7x03 - The One With Phoebes Cookies Friends 7x04 - The One With Rachels Assistant Friends 7x05 - The One With The Engagement Picture Friends 7x06 - The One With The Nap Partners Friends 7x07 - The One with Rosss Library Book Friends 7x08 - The One Where Chandler Doesnt Like Dogs Friends 7x09 - The One With All the Candy Friends 7x10 - The One With The Holiday Armadillo Friends 7x11 - The One With All The Cheesecakes Friends 7x12 - The One Where They are Up All Night Friends 7x13 - The One Where Rosita Dies Friends 7x14 - The One Where They All Turn Thirty Friends 7x15 - The One With Joeys New Brain Friends 7x16 - The One With the Truth About London Friends 7x17 - The One With the Cheap Wedding Dress Friends 7x18 - The One With Joeys Award Friends 7x19 - The One With Ross and Monicas Cousin Friends 7x20 - The One With Rachels Kisses Friends 7x21 - The One With the Vows Friends 7x22 - The One With Chandlers Dad Friends 7x23 - The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding Part 1 Friends 7x24 - The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding Part 2 Friends 9x01 - The One Where No One Proposes Friends 9x02 - The One Where Emma Cries Friends 9x03 - The One With The Pediatrician Friends 9x04 - The One With The Sharks Friends 9x05 - The One With Phoebes Birthday Dinner Friends 9x06 - The One With The Male Nanny Friends 9x07 - The One With Rosss Inappropriate Song Friends 9x08 - The One With Rachels Other Sister Friends 9x09 - The One With Rachels Phone Number Friends 9x10 - The One With Christmas In Tulsa Friends 9x11 - The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work Friends 9x12 - The One With Phoebes Rats Friends 9x13 - The One Where Monica Sings Friends 9x14 - The One With The Blind Dates Friends 9x15 - The One With The Mugging Friends 9x16 - The One With The Boob Job Friends 9x17 - The One With The Memorial Service Friends 9x18 - The One With The Lottery Friends 9x19 - The One With Rachels Dream Friends 9x20 - The One With The Soap Opera Party Friends 9x21 - The One With The Fertility Test Friends 9x22 - The One With The Donor Friends 9x23-24 - The One In Barbados 1 2) Frisson des vampires Le From Beijing with love From Dusk Till Dawn From Dusk Till Dawn 3 The Hangmans Daughter From Hell From Justin To Kelly (Special Edition) Frontera La Frusta e il corpo La Fucking Amal Fudoh The New Generation 1996 Fugitive The - The Chase Continues Fugitives (2000) Fukssvansen (Chop Chop) Full Frontal 2002 Full Metal Jacket Full Time Killer Fun Movie (2002 Korean) CD1 Fun Movie (2002 Korean) CD2 Fun in Acapulco (Richard Thorpe 1963) Funeral Parade of Roses Funeral in Berlin Funny Girl Fuochi dArtifizio Furia (2002) Fury The (1978) Futurama 1x01 - Space Pilot 3000 Futurama 1x02 - The Series Has Landed Futurama 1x03 - I Roommate Futurama 1x04 - Loves Labors Lost in Space Futurama 1x05 - Fear of a Bot Planet Futurama 1x06 - A Fishful of Dollars Futurama 1x07 - My Three Suns Futurama 1x08 - A Big Piece of Garbage Futurama 1x09 - Hell is Other Robots Futurama 2x01 - A Flight to Remember Futurama 2x02 - Mars University Futurama 2x03 - When Aliens Attack Futurama 2x04 - Fry and the Slurm Factory Futurama 3x01 - Amazon Women in the Mood Futurama 3x02 - Parasites Lost Futurama 3x03 - A Tale of Two Santas Futurama 3x04 - The Luck of the Fryrish Futurama 3x05 - The Birdbot of Ice-catraz Futurama 3x06 - Bendless Love Futurama 3x07 - The Day the Earth Stood Stupid Futurama 3x08 - Thats Lobstertainment Futurama 3x09 - The Cyber House Rules Futurama 3x10 - Insane in the Mainframe Futurama 3x10 - Where The Buggalo Roam Futurama 3x12 - The Route of All Evil Futurama 3x13 - Bendin in the Wind Futurama 3x14 - Time Keeps on Slippin Futurama 3x15 - I Dated a Robot Futurama 3x16 - A Leela of Her Own Futurama 3x17 - A Pharaoh To Remember Futurama 3x18 - Anthology of Interest Part 2 Futurama 3x19 - Roswell That Ends Well Futurama 3x20 - Godfellas Futurama 3x21 - Future Stock Futurama 3x22 - The 30 Iron Chef Futurama 4x01 - Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch Futurama 4x02 - Leelas Homeworld Futurama 4x03 - Love and Rocket Futurama 4x04 - Less Than Hero Futurama 4x05 - A Taste of Freedom Futurama 4x06 - Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV Futurama 4x07 - Jurassic Bark Futurama 4x08 - Crimes of the Hot Futurama 4x09 - Teenage Mutant Leelas Hurdles Futurama 4x10 - The Why of Fry Futurama 4x11 - Where no Fan Has Gone Before Futurama 4x12 - The Sting Futurama 4x13 - Bend Her Futurama 4x14 - Obsoletely Fabulous Futurama 4x15 - The Farnsworth Parabox Futurama 4x16 - Three Hundred Big Boys Futurama 4x17 - Spanish Fry Futurama 4x18 - The Devils Hands are Idle Playthings Fyra Nyanser Av Brunt CD1 Fyra Nyanser Av Brunt CD2 |