Friends 9x21 - The One With The Fertility Test
It's so weird. How did Joey|end up kissing Charlie last night?
- I thought you'd end up kissing Charlie.|- I thought I'd end up kissing Charlie too.
But surprise!
I missed most of the party.
Charlie's a girl, right?
Yeah, she's this new professor|in my department that I did not kiss.
I don't know why Joey had to kiss her.|Of all the girls at the party, God!
- Why do you care so much?|- Yes, Rachel. Why do you care so much?
Because Ross is the father of my child.
You know, and I want him|to hook up with lots of women.
All I'm saying is, I don't think that Joey|and Charlie have anything in common.
I don't know. They seemed to have|a shared interest in each other's tonsils.
Wow. Joey and a professor.|Can you imagine if they had kids?
And if the kids got her intelligence...
...and Joey's raw sexual magnetism...
...those nerds would get laid!
All right. So, Ross, you're|okay with all this? I mean...
It's no big deal.|I just met her. I'm fine with it.
God, I forgot how hot she was.
I'm gonna get some more coffee.
- Oh, you know, I'll come with you.|- Okay.
- So a professor, huh?|- Yeah. She is cool. And she's so smart.
Her mind is totally acrimonious.
Guess that's not how she used it.
I feel like I owe you an explanation.
I don't ordinarily go around|kissing guys at parties.
I'm...
Well, I'm kind of embarrassed. I really|hope you don't think less of me.
Think less of you? No.|I don't think less of you.
I mean, you saw someone you liked|and you kissed them.
Those people who like someone|and don't kiss them...
...those people are stupid.|I hate those people.
Actually, I'm a little surprised|at myself.
I mean, Joey's so different|from the guys I usually date.
They're all professors, intellectuals.|Paleontologists mostly.
- You know, very cerebral...|- Yeah, I know the type.
If we want to grab a bite before work,|we'd better get acrimonious.
No?|Am I getting close?
The One With The Fertility Test
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- Hey!|- Hi.
Hey, you guys.|Look what I just got.
Oh, wow! I love those!|Where did you get them?
I bought them off eBay. They used|to belong to the late Shania Twain.
Phoebe, Shania Twain is still alive.
Oh, then I overpaid.
Hey, what's this?
Oh, it's a gift certificate|to this new spa in SoHo.
You can't show Phoebe this. She hates|those corporate massage chains.
What, now I can't get a massage?
There are so many things|that she disapproves of.
I can't eat veal. I can't wear fur.
I can't go hunting.
- Do you want to go hunting?|- I would like to have the option.
What's that? Hey, Rachel?
No, you can't go there!
You know how I feel about|these big massage places.
They're putting people like me|out of business.
She wants to go hunting too!
Phoebe, come on,|I don't want to waste it.
It would be like throwing|away 100 bucks.
Okay, this is not about|the money. Okay?
It's about corporate greed|destroying our hearts...
...and leaving us hollow shells.
I don't care about any of that.
Well, do you care about friendship?|I feel really strongly about this.
Please don't use this gift certificate.|I'm asking you as a friend.
Oh, not as a friend. Phoebe!
Fine. I won't use it.
- Promise?|- I promise.
- Thank you.|- Well, I am going hunting.
Hey, honey. I missed you today.
- Oh, yeah?|- Yeah. Hey.
- What do you wanna do tonight?|- Oh, well, maybe we could...
Okay, trying to turn me on|by making a mess?
Know your audience.
Besides, tomorrow we're doing|those fertility tests.
Until then, you need to keep|your tadpoles in the tank.
Do we really need to take those tests?
We've been trying|to have a baby for a year.
I think it's a good idea|to find out if everything's okay.
- Just a few routine tests.|- But I don't want to do it in a cup.
- What is the big deal?|- It's weird! You're in a doctor's office.
It's not okay to do it|in a doctor's office...
...but it is okay to do it in|a parked car behind a Taco Bell?
I cannot believe Ross told you that.
And in my defense, it was a Wendy's.
Look, I don't want to do|these tests either.
But I really do think|it's a good idea.
I'm sure a doctor's office|can't be worse...
...than on a class trip|to the Hershey factory.
Oh, yeah! Rachel talks too!
Who says wine has to cost|more than milk?
- Hey!|- Hi.
- Come on in. How are you?|- I'm good.
- Can I offer you a drink?|- Please.
I have been crazed all day.
I had a meeting with the dean,|my syllabus for summer school's due...
...and I'm writing the foreword|for a book.
I had a pretty hectic day at work too.|Today I had to open a door and go:
So I am just so excited to be here.
- I can't wait to explore the city.|- Lf you need a tour guide...
Oh, you mean it?|That would be so fun.
Oh, yeah, definitely. Definitely. Okay.|What do you want to see first?
We could go see the Kronos Quartet|at Avery Fisher Hall.
Okay.
There's a collection of Walt Whitman|letters on display at the public library.
I know.
- But first, I have to see the Met.|- Okay, let me stop you right there.
The Mets suck, okay?
You wanna see the Yankees.
No. No, not the Mets.|The Met. Singular.
Which one? They all suck.
The museum.
I don't think so.
- Hi there.|- Hello. Welcome to Lavender Day Spa.
How may I help you?
Hi. I have a massage appointment|under Rachel Green.
- Okay.|- And here is my gift certificate.
- This has been torn up.|- And taped back together.
Okay. Well, I'll call you as soon|as your massage therapist is ready.
- Okay.|- Have a seat through the glass doors.
- Through the glass doors.|- Through the glass doors.
Alrighty then.
Phoebe, your next client's|in the waiting room.
Do we have to talk like that|when they're not around?
Oh, no. No, no.
Listen, is there someone|who can fill in for me?
- Sorry. Everyone is booked.|- That woman can't know I work here.
She's a friend of mine|and I made this big stink...
...about how awful|these massage chains are.
- Then why do you work here?|- Because it's good money.
But that doesn't change the fact...
...that this is an evil, bloodsucking|corporate machine.
Well, I think this is a great place|to work.
Okay, are they listening?
- Ross. Hey.|- Hi.
I need to talk to you about Charlie.
Oh, do you? Do you really?
Yeah, I'm kind of having|a little problem.
Look, if you don't know what the word|"acrimonious" means, just don't use it.
Look, you know Charlie, right?
- She's cool, funny, her body is so...|- Get to the problem.
Right. She's just so much smarter|than all the girls I've ever dated.
Combined.
You know? And I just...|I don't want her to think I'm stupid.
Are you wearing two belts?
Hey, what do you know?
You were saying you didn't want|to seem stupid.
Well, she wants to go|to all these cultural places...
...and I don't know how to talk about|that stuff. You gotta help me out.
I don't want to get involved|in your guys' relationship.
Oh, dude, please. Come on,|you're the smartest person I know.
And I really like this girl, okay?|I don't want to lose her.
- Fine.|- Thanks.
Okay. Let's see.
- Oh, you should take her to the Met.|- The Mets.
No, no, no. The Met.|The Metropolitan Museum of Art.
Oh, that's what she meant.
If they're gonna shorten it, they|should call it the "Muse," you know?
Short for "museum"|and avoid all the confusion.
Yeah, most days the place is packed|with confused, angry baseball fans.
Okay. All right,|so I'll take her to the Met.
Yeah. Okay. There's this great|rare bookstore on Madison Avenue.
You know what?|She loves architecture.
You should take a walk down Fifth|to the St. Patrick's Cathedral.
And there, there's this great|little pastry shop that she'd love.
Jeez. Sounds like you|should be going on this date.
But I'm not.
- And you know what...?|- Okay, slow down.
You're going way too fast.|Okay? Just go back to the Met.
So you gotta tell me exactly|what to do there.
When you walk into the museum,|take a right, okay?
That's the antiquities wing.
Ancient Egypt, Mesopotamia,|up to the Byzantine Empire.
Okay. So I walk in the door|and make a right.
I have a weird feeling about|this place. How do I know...
...they won't secretly videotape me|and put it all over the Internet?
Because, honey, and I mean this|in the sweetest way possible...
...nobody's gonna wanna watch that.
Mr. Bing? Here you are.
Go into that room and deposit|your specimen into the container.
Deposit my specimen?
I usually have to call a 900 number|for that kind of talk.
Thanks. Got it.
All right. Honey, my tests|are down the hall.
- Are you sure you're gonna be okay?|- Yeah, I guess.
Look, I know this is embarrassing,|but nobody cares.
No one here even knows you.
Oh, my God!
Oh, come on!
How great is this?
We're probably fertile.|Let's go home.
Why are you here?
Sid and I are trying again|and we had trouble last time...
No, no, no. I mean, why?|Why is she here?
Oh, someone's a little cranky today|because they have to do it in a cup.
Oh, they gave you the kiddie size.
What?
This was fun. But I've got|an invasive vaginal exam to get to.
I'd love to stay|but I've got a hot date.
Please go. Just let me know|if you need a hand.
I think it just fell off.
Hello, "ja".
It's time for your massage, "ja"?
Put your face in the hole.
A Swedish massage|from a real Swedish person.
Okay, then I'm Swedish.
So, what's your name?
It's a normal Swedish name.
Ikea.
- Wow. What an interesting name.|- Yeah.
- You know, l...|- Time for your scalp massage.
Wow. I really love your...
- Is something wrong?|- No, it's just...
It just feels so good...
...Ikea.
Hey, say, you'll know this.|What's the capital of Sweden?
Stockholm.
Damn. I wish I knew|if that was right.
Note the painterly lines|and subtle impasto on this canvas.
Monet painted quickly,|and usually outdoors...
...as his elusive subject|was light itself.
Now, do you have any idea|what you just said?
No, no. My mouth says the words,|my brain is thinking "monster trucks."
Now, remember,|when you get to the museum...
...Monet is not spelled M-O-N-A-Y.|I just...
- I wrote that out phonetically for you.|- Phonetically?
Yeah, that means...|We just don't have time for this.
I gotta say, I'm really impressed you|were able to memorize all this so quickly.
I'm an actor.|I can memorize anything.
Last week on "Days", I had to say:
"Frontal temporal|zygomatic craniotomy."
- Wow. What does that mean?|- No idea.
But the guy I said it to|dies in the next scene...
...so I guess it means,|"You'll get eaten by a bear."
Okay.
- So let's move on to the Renaissance.|- Okay.
Caravaggio uses chiaroscuro here...
...to highlight the anguish|of the central figure.
Touch it. It's really bumpy.
No, no, no. No ad-libbing. And, dude,|you can't touch the paintings.
- Come on.|- No. No!
My specimen's in the room.
I just want to thank whoever knocked|on the door while I was in there.
Really helped speed the process along.
Janice, you're not gone?
Sid is still in his room.
I don't allow porn at home,|so this is like a vacation for him.
So did you do it?|Did you make your deposit?
- Yeah. The hard part's over.|- That's not the hard part, honey.
The hard part's what comes next.|Aren't you worried about the results?
I haven't even thought|about the results.
I just assumed everything|would be okay.
Well, you know what? It probably is.
But what if it's not okay?
I mean, what if there's a reason|we can't have a baby?
Chandler. Look, you and Monica|are meant to have children.
I'm sure it's gonna be just fine.
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Thanks. I can't|believe I didn't even think of that.
I guess I was so worried about|having to come here and do that.
You can do it|in a Taco Bell parking lot...
...but you can't do it|at a doctor's office?
It was a Wendy's!
And that's the Swedish national anthem.|Thank you for asking.
Wow, lkea.
What a rich culture.
You know what?|I have a friend who's a masseuse.
- Oh? "Ja", "ja"?|- "Ja". She's not very good, though.
- And why do you think that is?|- I don't know.
Maybe it's because she's got|such callousy fingers...
...from playing crummy guitar.
Or maybe she has trouble|loosening your knots...
...because you're such|a high-maintenance tight-ass.
- Phoebe!|- You know it's me?
Well, for like a half an hour!
Man, you can lie about Sweden!
How can you come here?
- Why didn't you tell me you work here?|- I don't have to tell you everything!
You do if you're gonna make me feel|guilty for getting a free massage.
Tip's not included.
Why did you lie to me|about working here?
Because I was ashamed, okay?|I sold out for the cash.
And they give me benefits, like medical|and dental and a four-oh-wunk.
But, you know, you pay a price.|Now I'm this corporate stooge...
...and punching a clock...
...and paying taxes!
Phoebe, honey,|if you hate it so much...
...you should walk out there|right now and quit.
Be true to what you believe in.
Honey, you have principles,|and I so admire that.
I don't have any.
You know what? You're right.|I am gonna quit.
- It's time I took my life back.|- Good for you, Pheebs.
If you guys have microphones in|there too, I didn't mean any of that.
I love you.
Got you!|Die! Die! Die!
Respectfully, Professor R. Geller.
Hey, how was the Met?
The museum was amazing.
Yeah, Joey really knows his art, huh?
Not so much, no.
He had clearly memorized|all this stuff to say...
...and some of it didn't|even make any sense.
- What do you mean?|- Well, for one...
...he was talking about paintings|that were nowhere around.
Wait a minute. When you guys walked|into the Met, did you go to the right?
- No. No, we went to the left.|- Oh, Joey, Joey, Joey.
Still, it seems like you guys|are having a great time together.
Yeah. Yeah, it's fun.
What?
Actually, Joey's your friend...
...and you don't know me that well.|It'd be weird.
Well, I mean, a little.|But no, what? Go on.
Well...
I'm thinking that maybe Joey|isn't the right guy for me right now.
You know, maybe I should|be with someone...
...I have more in common with.|You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Yeah, but you know what?
I think you should give Joey a chance.
I mean, he's a great guy.
And sure, he doesn't know|that much about art...
...but you can always talk about|that with someone else.
- I guess that's true.|- Lf you think about it...
...he memorized all that stuff because|he thought it was important to you.
You know, that's the kind of guy|Joey is.
He is very sweet.
Plus, he is hot!
That was gonna be my next argument.
- You ready?|- Yeah. Let's go.
Wow!
- Thanks, Ross.|- Yeah.
Hey, Ross. That art stuff worked.|You hooked me up.
Glad I could help, man.
Some of the stuff wasn't where you said|it would be, but I made it work.
It is not okay that I'm aroused|by this now.
Hello?
Oh. Hi, Dr. Connelly.
No. Well, she's not here...
...but I can tell her.
Should I be sitting down for this?
Well, so, what does that mean?
Okay. Okay, thank you.
Thanks.
Hey, sweetie.
Dr. Connelly just called.
With good news?|Of course it's not good news.
You said, "Dr. Connelly just called."
If it was good, you'd have said,|"Dr. Connelly just called!"
So, what is it? Is it...?
Is there a problem? Is there|a problem with me, or with you?
Actually, it's both of us.
What?
Apparently, my sperm|have low motility...
...and you have|an inhospitable environment.
Well, what does that mean?
It means that my guys won't|get off their Barcaloungers...
...and you have a uterus that is|prepared to kill the ones that do.
- It means...|- Wait, Chandler.
It means that we can keep trying...
...but there's a good chance|this may never happen for us.
Oh, my God.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry too.
Well...
...we're gonna figure this out.
I know.
- Good morning, Phoebe.|- Good morning, receptionist.
Here's your schedule for the day.|Your first client is in Room 1.
"Rachel Green."|Son of a bitch! She came back?
Are you ready|for your Scottish massage?
Put your face in the hole, lassie!
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