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{y:i}Dennis ... that's my name.
{y:i}Finn used to call me dipshit, but|{y:i}that was before everything changed.
{y:i}I've wondered about it ever since.
{y:i}How horrible things can become|{y:i}good at the end of the day.
{y:i}Take me, for example ...
{y:i}Six months ago I was still...|{y:i}unenlightened.
{y:i}Unaware of how Christmas|{y:i}would change everything.
{y:i}It was a strange Christmas.|{y:i}It was too hot.
{y:i}I started to have nightmares.
{y:i}I've lived with my big brother, Carl,|{y:i}ever since our parents left us ...
Hold the damn ladder!
{y:i}Carl takes such good care of me.
{y:i}We lived in the country.|{y:i}Carl called it the center of the world.
A damn fine place to live.|Right, Dennis?
We'll always live here. Right, Carl?
Yes, and when Finn leaves,|you can move out of the trailer.
{y:i}Anton and Elly lived across from us.
{y:i}Anton leased the house to our family|{y:i}years ago.
{y:i}He'd regretted it ever since.|{y:i}He was stuck with us.
{y:i}Anton was a keen angler, but|{y:i}only sought one particular fish -
{y:i}- the pike that took four of his|{y:i}toes when he was little.
Iron Hans!
{y:i}I'm not sure who was|{y:i}fishing for whom.
{y:i}Finn lived with us too.
{y:i}He'd been working on his|{y:i}Christmas treats for days now.
Dennis?|What's two times two?
- Four?.|- You sure?
What's one times one?
- One.|- What's two times two then?
Did you hear that, Carl?|He fell for it again.
You dipshit!
{y:i}Carl owed Finn money|{y:i}so we were stuck with him.
- It looks neat, Carl.|- I have a question.
Can a Christmas tree get psoriasis?
{y:i}... until Carl paid him back.
Finn?|It's all right that you live here.
And even that you ...|use my toothbrush.
Ahh, shut up.
Give me my 20 grand|and you'll never see me again.
{y:i}As usual, I had put out rice pudding|{y:i}for Santa, along with my wish list.
{y:i}I did it every year, and|{y:i}I got what I asked for every year.
{y:i}Anton watched our every move.
{y:i}It was his favorite pastime.
Just like their parents:|Trailer-trash.
- Why the hell did I lease to those ...|- Where's the pine aroma spray?.
{y:i}It all started to go wrong|{y:i}the night before Christmas -
{y:i}- while Finn was fiinishing|{y:i}his Christmas treats.
Too much TV is bad for you.|You should read something, Dennis.
There!|The damn treats are ready.
Watch your figure, Dennis.
Better go to bed so|you're fresh for tomorrow.
Yeah ... Goodnight.
To hell with the|both of you, then.
Think I'll go to bed.|Goodnight, Finn.
Nighty night.
Merry Christmas, Rasmus.
Merry Christmas, Finn.
Carl ... Carl. Wake up!|Finn's turned blue.
Carl, look, he's all blue.
Damn it.
Hello, I'd like to call|an ambulance, please.
Are you nuts?|The whole garage is full of fireworks.
We can't have the police and|ambulance people running around.
What will we do, then?
Looks like old ferret-face|has left us.
His name is Finn.
Him and his damn Christmas treats!
We have to get rid of him.
That's not legal, is it?
If we report it, we'll go to jail,|and you can't handle that.
Can't we bury him in the garden?|Like we did with Pernille?
No. He's not a canary,|and they're too nosy over there.
We could burn him in the furnace.|If we cut him into smaller pieces.
Cut him up and burn him.|That would be best.
- You shouldn't kill at Christmas.|- He's already dead, isn't he?
There's no difference|if we do it here or in town.
Finn would prefer|to be burned by us.
Klling is wrong, Carl.|It's holy.
You can't go around cutting up|people, like in a sausage factory.
- Heads or tails?|- What?
We'll flip to see who cuts him up.|Heads or tails?
- Heads or tails?|- Heads ...
Under the fridge doesn't count.
- Oh well, it didn't count.|- But ...
Get the crosscut saw.
Dennis, get the crosscut saw.
Get the saw or I'll go|completely crazy, get it?
- I can't do this.|- That's much too big a piece.
- It will never fit in the furnace.|- I have to pee.
No way. Nice try.
- I can't.|- Start sawing, Dennis. Just saw.
- Saw!|- No.
Damn!|Those were wicked acid drops!
Get away!
I hate the stench|of boiled pig in the morning.
- How else will it be ready for lunch?|- Make it the day before, you cow.
{y:i}Dear Santa, I'd like a girlfriend.
{y:i}I have never had one before,|{y:i}so I would like to try it.
- Here's the fireworks, Hassan.|- What the hell are you doing?
Are you totally insane, dumbass?
They got Erling last week, now he's|spending Christmas behind bars!
- I'll get some money, okay?.|- Okay.
Hello there.
What's a nice lady like you|doing in a place like this?
I mean, it's just that|it's Christmas Eve.
I was wondering if you'd like to come|home for a real Christmas Eve?
Would you mind being a present|for my little brother?.
You don't have to sleep with him.
Just dance and talk with him.
There's lots of|food and drinks, so ...
Take good care now, okay?.
A thousand.|For the whole night.
Lady, you wouldn't happen to need|some fireworks, would you?
No, Finn. It's Carl's favorite saw.
He'll go crazy. It was a present.|He got it for his confirmation.
Do you have the money, Carl?
Now you owe nine ...|nineteen thousand.
- I should give you ...|- Give me what?
What is it, Carl?
- It's a BMW. It's the cops.|- What's going on?
Talk to them.|I'll hide the stuff.
- What should I say?.|- Think of something.
Have you heard the one about the|redhead and the gray-haired guy?.
The redhead, no,|the guy with the gray hair said -
- what's it like to have burning hair?.
So the redhead says,|you tell me -
- you've only got ashes left.
I'll be damned.
Hi. So you came anyway.
This is Dennis, I told you about.|Dennis this is ...
- Rita.|- Howdy!
Goddamn!|What's all this then?
A visitor?.
- Hello there.|- This is Finn.
He lives here. Isn't that right?|He'll be leaving us soon.
Rita. Ahh, yeah.|Look at them curls.
- Welcome, should we go inside?|- What else? Dipshit.
Anton, do you think we should change|the curtains in the kitchen?
The kitchen curtains?|Shouldn't we replace them?
Yeah, sure.
Something's wrong.|It must be the curtains.
Have you always been mute?
You've lost ...
Ahh, you've just lost your voice.
- Dennis. Serve the food, will you?|- Yes.
It's what I always say.
There's nothing as real|as a real Christmas.
- Oh really, Finn?|- I hate people who, you know ...
Don't celebrate Christmas. They|don't know what they're missing.
We'll need some beers, too.|Right, Dennis?
I apologize for how he acts.|He can't help it.
He was a normal kid,|like everyone else.
Then our parents died,|and he changed into a little boy.
He was 13, so I moved|back home to take care of him.
He's got no other family.
That was his dad.
I would have taken it down,|but Dennis wanted it there.
After that, our mother|gave herself to lron Hans.
lron Hans is a giant old pike,|that lives in the swamp.
For Christ's sake, Carl.|Don't tell her such fairy tales.
There's no giant pike|living in that puddle.
Good job, Dennis.
Dennis, your apron.
Ridiculous! Look at that elf.
- Cheers.|- Cheers, Finn.
Damn it.
Bottoms up.
Damn it!
Let's take a look at the presents.|Get it over and done with.
I thought you needed something|for your varicose veins.
I ordered it from Japan.|It's for catching sharks.
Get that will you, Rasmus?
Hear that, Rasmus?|It's Santa.
- Who is it?|{y:i}- It's Santa.
Come in!
- Is anyone here called Dennis?|- That's me. That's me.
For Christ's sake, knock it off.
Isn't there a Dennis here?|Are you Dennis?
- Have you been good this year?.|- I've been really, really good.
I believe you.|Let's see what in the sack.
What on Earth is that?|Who is that for?.
To Dennis from Santa.
{y:i}I knew my wish had come true,|{y:i}when Rita popped out of the sack.
{y:i}The problem was that Finn thought|{y:i}that the present was for him.
- Has Santa been around?|- Yeah, you just missed him.
- Did he have any presents for me?|- You haven't been good, dipshit.
I've been really good,|and really nice to you.
So if you don't start enjoying|yourself, I'm going to go crazy.
Okay, okay. I've been good.
Damn it.|Let's not argue.
It's Christmas.|Let's be friends.
Now see what Uncle Finn|has made: Christmas treats.
Rita, listen up.
Listen.|Don't eat any of his treats.
Finn ate one last night,|and went out like a light.
Take as many as you like.|I made them myself.
Here you go, help yourself.
- Help yourself.|- No, I don't think ...
Take one, damn it!
They took ages to make.
What are you doing out here?|At least go and talk to her.
I don't know what to say.
I like that you don't jabber so much.
I like the quiet types.
How about a little kiss?
I gave you sweets, didn't l?
A little Christmas kiss|isn't too much to ask for.
How about a dance?
Just hang on while|Uncle Finn puts on some music.
Would you look|at these ancient albums?
Can I ask if she wants|to dance with you?
You dance so well, Dennis.
Damn it.
- Are we going to dance, or what?|- It's all ruined.
Hey, Carl, you loser.|Hands off my beer.
I was just checking|to see if you had any left.
- I'll get some more.|- Okay.
Here's the beer.
You're quite the dancer, huh?
Hey, which beer's mine?
- Come here.|- Bottoms up or you're a fag.
Let's get this damn party going.
Looks like Finn's had too much.
- Good morning. Merry Christmas.|- Yeah ...
Carl! Carl, wake up.
What is it, Dennis?
- Finn is dead.|- Damn, not again.
This time it's true. Damn.|Now we don't have a saw.
I didn't mean to.|I was just trying to help her.
- What did you say?.|- I slipped my treat in his beer.
Damn man, so did l!|I put my treat in Finn's beer.
- No wonder he bought it.|- What do we do now?.
We have to get rid of him,|before Rita wakes up.
If only he had eaten|diet pills instead.
- Won't he get cold?|- I hope so, or he'll stink even more.
- He can't just stay in there.|- No.
We should have|finished him off last time.
Hello. We were wondering if we|could borrow a crosscut saw?.
I don't know. Anton?
- What's all this about?|- They want to borrow a crossbow.
A crosscut saw! What for?.
To saw some firewood.
- Of course they can borrow a saw.|- Okay, I'll get it, but stay there.
We'll get rid of Rita,|then dispose of Finn.
If we get caught, we go to jail,|and you can't handle that.
If you're not tough,|the others screw you in the ass.
What? Did they screw your ass?
I was tough, damn it.|I already told you that.
- So you screwed the others in ...|- Stop! Let's get this sorted out.
Rita out of the house.|Finn into the furnace.
You make sure she goes, okay?.
Took it in the ass?!
- Finn has passed on.|- Yeah, he took off.
- Don't know where.|- Sometimes he's gone for a week.
Sometimes two, don't worry about it.
- If you can stay in Finn's room?|- That can be arranged, right, Carl?
Here's a sheet and a towel for you.
Finn's clothes? I don't know.
I guess he was in too much of a rush|to take them all.
You want to borrow them?|Don't you have your own?
Why not?
He collects them. Like stamps.
Maybe you can find a pair that fit,|but you should wash them first.
Don't you want to take a bath?
No, I mean, it's good|if you have a headache.
The coast is clear.|She's in the bathroom.
- She's taken down all the curtains.|- Why?.
- I didn't dare to ask.|- Maybe she wants to wash them.
- Maybe she's an exhibitionist.|- Yeah.
What's that?
Someone who likes being watched.
- Do you think so?|- I don't know.
Oh, you need help with the shower?.
Just turn these two,|then turn it on like this.
One, two, three.
One, to get ready ...|Two, to get steady ...
Three, to go ...
Hello there.
Carl, we can't send her away.|She's pregnant and it's Christmas.
Damn it, Finn.
How many times must I tell you?|I hate that stench.
It's not me. It's the neighbors.
What the hell are they up to?
Elly. Go over there|and see what they're up to.
Hi. I live in there. In the house.
My name is Elly.
Rita? You're not from around here.|Are you from town?
Are you related|to Carl and Dennis? No?
Your curls, are they natural?
You're a hairdresser?.
I know it's here somewhere.|Is it okay to do it at your place?
Great! But you have|to see our house.
We built the house 24 years ago.|We moved in on our wedding day.
Back when Anton was still working,|before his foot hurt too much.
Have a cookie.|We've lived here ever since.
The kitchen curtains need changing,|apart from that we're happy.
I've always thought there was|something wrong. It must be them.
They've got to be replaced.
Don't worry, I don't bite.|Anton.
Rita? Like Rita Hayworth?
Look at my lures.|You like them?
You've got to see the big one.
What do you say?.|It's for lron Hans.
Have you heard about|the pike in the swamp?
He won't get away now.
lt'll be hard. The slightest sound,|and he knows what you're up to.
lron Hans ruined my life.
I was just a kid dipping|my toes in the water.
Now I'm a cripple.
Do you know what phantom pain is?|I can feel the toes that are gone.
Like he's still chewing on them.
- It's over now. Justice will be done.|- I knew it was here.
- Oh, there you are.|- Where did you think we were?
- This is Rita.|- I know, we've met.
I brought this for you.
From the cafe I worked in.|Where I met Anton.
He worked for the Nordic Blackboard|Company. In the warehouse.
He was charming. Well,|not the first time. He was grumpy.
He was upset about the potatoes.|He asked if I could make them better.
I said I could. "Can you?" he asked.|"How do you mean?" I asked.
Would you make my potatoes?
"Okay", I said.|That's how it all started.
We haven't had a hairdresser's|for ten years, since Karen moved.
- She was married to Erling.|- He was handsome.
A little too handsome?
- Damn it.|- I didn't know what to say.
You could've thought of something.|At least asked them to wait.
Hold this.
- That's why he started to drink.|- Yeah, he lost his job.
He started hanging around the salon.|He was drunk most of the time.
It smells strange here.|Like at my sister's.
She lives next to the crematorium.
The father was a drunk, too.|He fell and broke his neck.
They're getting suspicious, Carl.
They're talking about smells -
- and some sister|and a chromatarium.
It's the smell, Carl.|It's that ...
Damn. He burns really badly.|You're so damn irritating.
Maybe they're calling the police.|I don't want to go to jail.
I'm one of the weak.|If only Mom was here.
Damn. You're a genius, Dennis.
What's Mom got to do with Finn?
It's important that you eat properly|right now. Here you go.
It's not kicking is it?|There's nothing to see, is there?
It's sounds very soft.
We're also very happy|to have you here.
You have to leave tomorrow?.
Dennis, it's time.
Shut that mutt up,|or it's joining Finn.
Finn have two feet.|He did, didn't he?
- I want to go home, Carl.|- We must have burned them both.
I don't like being down by the swamp.
Well, Finn,|you didn't believe in lron Hans.
Now you'll meet him ...|that's just the way it goes.
Sorry, old ferret-face.|Really sorry.
Bye, bye, Finn.
Rita, it's not what you think.|We just wanted to help you.
- It wasn't on purpose.|- When we found out, he was dead.
- I put my treat in his beer.|- So did I.
- What?|- So did I.
I put my candy in his beer.|But I didn't think he'd die.
- I thought it was a sleeping pill.|- You've got your voice back.
Yeah. He may have been irritating,|but he wasn't evil.
I didn't want him dead.|I didn't want a foot is in my bed.
There's a foot in my bed,|and we're all murderers.
Poor Finn. He was sweet.|Well, not sweet, but he was young.
He had all sorts of plans,|but what did he put in that candy?.
And on Christmas Eve.|What a day to pick to die on.
But that doesn't matter|when you're dead.
I didn't mean to kill him.|I had no idea ...
I didn't know|that was going to kill him.
Hey. Where's the rest of him?|Where's Finn's head?
Okay, Finn. Now it's over now ...
... or I'll go completely crazy.
Today's going to be a fine day!
Pâté, French pâté. Maybe I'll have|pâté. Maybe a cheese sandwich.
We'll take a walk and forget about it.|Eat, Dennis. You too, Carl.
Some cheese? With tomato on top?|A nice little slice of tom ...
You killed Finn, didn't you?|Cut him into pieces.
Fed him to lron Hans.|Don't deny it. This is serious.
I've always known what kind of|people you are. Here's the proof.
I'll give you one chance.|Get out of here. Never come back.
Or I'll call the cops.
And you can forget the lease.|Shove it up your ass.
- We must think of something, fast.|- Yes.
If he calls the cops, we'll go to jail,|and you can't handle that.
I'm one of the weak ones.
Do you really think they murdered|Finn? They're such nice people.
And Rita's a hairdresser in town.
Hairdressers don't kill people.|I mean, she's not a barber.
Shut up, you fat cow.|I'll handle this. Got it? Thank you.
What are we going to do?
Where will we live? What about|the house? I've always lived here.
We'll say it was an accident.|Make him see reason.
Reason isn't Anton's strong suit.
They killed Finn in cold blood,|and now they're after me.
Maybe I should call the police.
Maybe it's just a misunderstanding.|Maybe it was natural causes.
Maybe it wasn't Finn's foot.
Get out.
- Let me explain.|- He didn't have a chance.
It was an accident.
I saw it all: The knife, the saw,|the burning flesh, the garbage bags.
It all fits. Now you're after me!
Listen, Anton.
I knew it, damn it!|They're going to kill me!
Hey, hop on.
If we don't stop him,|they'll think we killed him.
- lron Hans will have a nice meal.|- We can't let him get eaten.
Do you want to go in there?
He didn't survive a jump like that.
Finn started it. I never want to hear|another word about Christmas candy.
Let's go home. It's over.|Let's try to forget the whole thing.
I'm sorry, Anton.|I'm really sorry.
There now, Elly.|He didn't feel a thing. It was quick.
We'll always remember|the good things he did.
Like when he lent us his saw.
And the time he shot Rasmus,|and he had to go to the hospital.
The time he poured petroleum|on our hemp plants.
All this pales in the light|of Anton's good side.
Deep down,|Anton was a good man.
And generally ...|he was a good neighbor.
Our silver anniversary|would have been in September.
{y:i}Your tears flow with my conscience
{y:i}Sorry for all the things I said
{y:i}You didn't mean it to hurt
{y:i}But what do I do now?|{y:i}l wish it was all over...
I think I'll retire now.
Can you please carry me|to bed? I feel so weak.
You can sleep in Dennis' room.|He can sleep on the sofa.
I don't dare sleep alone,|not after all that's happened.
I haven't slept alone|in 24 years.
- Would you like to dance?|- Wait a minute.
You need to lie down,|don't you, Carl?
Oh, Carl.
Oh, Carl. Carl.
Dipshit ... Dipshit!
Come here, Carl.|I have to show you something.
- Wait a minute.|- I'll go take a piss.
- Wow.|- What do you think?.
- Can you go again?|- Of course.
I know I'm not bright,|but I'd never treat you badly.
I know.
Damn. We've been neighbors|for years and then ...
- Guess how many times we did it?|- I don't know.
She must have been bored.|She can't get enough.
You can tell it's been a while|since she got any.
I can't touch Rita like that.|Not when she's pregnant.
It's not dangerous. Most women get|wild when there's a bun in the oven.
Go to it.
Things are looking up for us.|No Anton. No Finn.
Just you and me,|and our wonderful women.
You can live here with Rita,|and I'll move in with Elly.
Know what we'll do? We'll plant|a lawn between the two houses.
We could barbecue every summer.
Wouldn't that be great?
- Look at that, Carl.|- Looks like a storm's coming.
- Want to go in?|- Yeah.
Carl, wake up.|There's a light on in the garage.
Carl, did you hear that?
It sounds like|they're finally at it.
Wow, she can't get enough!|She can't get enough!
Come on, Dennis.|One more time. Go, Dennis.
I'll be back!
But that's Anton.
What'll it be?
What the hell?
{y:i}Eenie, meenie, minie, moe
{y:i}Catch a tiger by the toe
Come on, Iron Hans.|It's dinnertime.
Dinnertime for lron Hans.
Erwin!|What are you doing here?
What the hell are you doing here?
{y:i}- No, Erwin, don't worry about it.|{y:i}- But, it wasn't...
{y:i}It was okay for me|{y:i}to stand on the balcony-
{y:i}- in my underwear,|{y:i}in the freezing cold.
- Do you think she'll leave with him?|- You never know, Dennis.
Because you're gorgeous,|you just do what you want.
You're pretty stupid too.
And you were spoiled|by your snob of a mom.
"She was so pretty when she was|young." She was never young.
- Rita, I won't do it again. Ever.|- You're pathetic and a wimp.
And you've got bad taste,|really bad taste.
But you can pick the curtains.|I'll let you.
No, I'm not coming|home this time, Erwin.
I'm tired of psychos. You're fun at|first, but then you get irritating. Bye.
{y:i}That's how Rita became mine.
{y:i}Erwin disappeared as quickly as he|{y:i}came. Never to be seen again.
- They cut him up, fed him to lron ...|- That wasn't nice. Nasty people.
Then they threw me in the water,|so the old pike would eat me, too.
{y:i}Anton was committed.|{y:i}For the rest of his llfe probably.
{y:i}What happened between Anton|{y:i}and the pike, will remain a mystery.
{y:i}Everything happened just like Carl|{y:i}said it would. He moved in with Elly.
Dennis, the steaks are ready.
{y:i}Rita stayed with me.
{y:i}And the baby arrived.|{y:i}We might call him Finn.
It's lovely here.
Really nice.
Where have you hidden Finn?
Exactly who are you?
How embarrassing.|Didn't he tell you?
I'm his twin brother.|My name is Leif.
Finn doesn't live here anymore.
Oh, he gave me the wrong|address. That dipshit.
Well, I'm off. Bye.
{y:i}Eventually, we became normal.|{y:i}What more could you want?
No, Carl!
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Farscape - 2x04 - Crackers Dont Matter
Farscape - 2x05 - The Way We Werent
Farscape - 2x06 - Picture If You Will
Farscape - 2x07 - Home On The Remains
Farscape - 2x08 - Dream A Little Dream
Farscape - 2x09 - Out Of Their Minds
Farscape - 2x10 - My Three Crichtons
Farscape - 2x11 - Look At The Princess I - A Kiss Is But A Kiss
Farscape - 2x12 - Look At The Princess II - I Do I Think
Farscape - 2x13 - Look At The Princess III - The Maltese Crichton
Farscape - 2x14 - Beware Of Dog
Farscape - 2x15 - Wont Get Fooled Again
Farscape - 2x16 - The Locket
Farscape - 2x17 - The Ugly Truth
Farscape - 2x18 - A Clockwork Nebari
Farscape - 2x19 - Liars Guns and Money I - A Not So Simple Plan
Farscape - 2x20 - Liars Guns and Money II - With Friends Like These
Farscape - 2x21 - Liars Guns and Money III - Plan B
Farscape - 2x22 - Die Me Dichotomy
Farscape - 3x01 - Season Of Death
Farscape - 3x02 - Suns And Lovers
Farscape - 3x03 - Self Inflicted Wounds I - Coulda Woulda Shoulda
Farscape - 3x04 - Self Inflicted Wounds II - Wait For The Wheel
Farscape - 3x05 - Different Destinations
Farscape - 3x06 - Eat Me
Farscape - 3x07 - Thanks For Sharing
Farscape - 3x08 - Green Eyed Monster
Farscape - 3x09 - Losing Time
Farscape - 3x10 - Relativity
Farscape - 3x11 - Incubator
Farscape - 3x12 - Meltdown
Farscape - 3x13 - Scratch N Sniff
Farscape - 3x14 - Infinite Possibilities I - Daedalus Demands
Farscape - 3x15 - Infinite Possibilities II - Icarus Abides
Farscape - 3x16 - Revenging Angel
Farscape - 3x17 - The Choice
Farscape - 3x18 - Fractures
Farscape - 3x19 - I-Yensch You-Yensch
Farscape - 3x20 - Into The Lions Den I - Lambs To The Slaugher
Farscape - 3x21 - Into The Lions Den II - Wolf In Sheeps Clothing
Farscape - 3x22 - Dog With Two Bones
Farscape - 4x01 - Crichton Kicks
Farscape - 4x02 - What Was Lost (Part 1) - Sacrifice
Farscape - 4x03 - What Was Lost (Part 2) - Resurrection
Farscape - 4x04 - Lavas A Many Splendored Thing
Farscape - 4x05 - Promises
Farscape - 4x06 - Natural Election
Farscape - 4x07 - John Quixote
Farscape - 4x08 - I Shrink Therefore I Am
Farscape - 4x09 - A Prefect Murder
Farscape - 4x10 - Coup By Clam
Farscape - 4x11 - Unrealized Reality (Part 1)
Farscape - 4x12 - Kansas (Part 2)
Farscape - 4x13 - Terra Firma (Part 3)
Farscape - 4x14 - Twice Shy
Farscape - 4x15 - Mental As Anything
Farscape - 4x16 - Bringing Home The Beacon
Farscape - 4x17 - A Constellation Of Doubt
Farscape - 4x18 - Prayer
Farscape - 4x19 - We are So Screwed - Fetal Attraction (Part 1)
Farscape - 4x20 - We are So Screwed - Hot To Katratzi (Part 2)
Farscape - 4x21 - We are So Screwed - La Bomba (Part 3)
Farscape - 4x22 - Bad Timing
Farscape - The Peacekeeper Wars (Part 1)
Farscape - The Peacekeeper Wars (Part 2)
Fast And Furious
Fat Choi Spirit
Fata Morgana
Fate Ignoranti Le
Father of a Soldier (Rezo Chkheidze 1964)
Father of the Bride
Fawlty Towers
Fear Dot Com
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fear of Fear (Rainer Werner Fassbinder 1975)
Feed the Kitty (1952)
Fellowship of the Ring The
Female Convict Scorpion Beast Stable 1973 Shunya Ito
Female Prisoner 701 Scorpion 1972
Femme Fatale (2002)
Fiances The 1962
Fierce Creatures (1997)
Fight Club CD1
Fight Club CD2
Fighter in the Wind
Fighting Fish 2004
Fille Sur La Pont La
Filles Uniques 2003
Film That Was Never Made A
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x01
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x02
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x03
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x04
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x05
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x06
Final Countdown The 1980 CD1
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Final Destination - New Line Platinum Series
Final Fantasy
Final Friday The - Jason Goes To Hell 25fps
Final Insult The
Final Nightmare The
Finders Fee (Jeff Probst 2001)
Finding Forrester 2000
Finding Nemo
Fire in the Sky
Firefly - Serenity (pilot)
Firefly 1x01 - The train job
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Firefly 1x03 - Shindig
Firefly 1x04 - Safe
Firefly 1x05 - Our mrs Reynolds
Firefly 1x06 - Jaynestown
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Firefly 1x08 - Ariel
Firefly 1x09 - War stories
Firefly 1x10 - Trash
Firefly 1x11 - The message
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Firefly 1x13 - Objects in space
Firemens Ball The 1967
First Great Train Robbery The 1978 CD1
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First Men In The Moon 1964
First Power The
Fish Called Wanda A
Fisher King The
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Flash Gordon CD1
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Flesh and Blood CD1
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Flight Of The Intruder CD1 1991
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Flipper (1996) CD1
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Flubber 1997 CD1
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Fly Away Home
Fly The (Kurt Neumann 1958)
Fog of war The 2003 limited theatrical version
For A Few Dollars More 1965
For Scent-imental Reasons (1949)
Foreigner The
Fourth Man
Frankenfish 2004
Frankenstrom 2001
Frantic (1988)
Frasier 01x01 - The Good Son
Frasier 01x02 - Space Quest
Frasier 01x03 - Dinner At Eight
Frasier 01x04 - I Hate Frasier Crane
Frasier 01x05 - Heres Looking At You
Frasier 01x06 - The Crucible
Frasier 01x07 - Call Me Irresponsible
Frasier 01x08 - Beloved Infidel
Frasier 01x09 - Selling Out
Frasier 01x10 - Oops
Frasier 01x12 - Miracle On Third Or Fourth Street
Frasier 02x01 - Slow Tango in South Seattle
Frasier 02x02 - The Unkindest Cut of All
Frasier 02x03 - Commentary by Director David Lee and Writer Joe Keenan
Frasier 02x03 - The Matchmaker
Frasier 02x04 - Flour Child
Frasier 02x05 - Dukes We Hardly Knew You
Frasier 02x06 - The Botched Language of Cranes
Frasier 02x07 - The Candidate
Frasier 02x08 - Adventures in Paradise Part 1
Frasier 02x09 - Adventures in Paradise Part 2
Frasier 02x10 - Burying a Grudge
Frasier 02x11 - Seat of Power
Frasier 02x12 - Roz in the Doghouse
Frasier 02x13 - Retirement is Murder
Frasier 02x14 - Fool Me Once Shame on You Fool Me Twice
Frasier 02x15 - You Scratch My Book
Frasier 02x16 - The Show Where Sam Shows Up
Frasier 02x17 - Daphnes Room
Frasier 02x18 - The Club
Frasier 02x19 - Someone to Watch Over Me
Frasier 02x20 - Breaking the Ice
Frasier 02x21 - An Affair to Forget
Frasier 02x22 - Agents In America Part 3
Frasier 02x23 - The Innkeepers
Frasier 02x24 - Dark Victory
Freddys Revenge A
Fredrikssons Fabrikk
Free Willy 1993
Free Willy 2 - The Adventure Home
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Freeway (Sous-titres)
French Connection II (1975)
French Connection The
Frenzy (1972)
Fresh (1994)
Fresh Bait 1995
Friday Night (2002)
Friday the 13th
Friday the 13th Part 8
Friends - 02x03 - the one where heckles dies
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Friends - 02x13 - the one after the superbowl part 2
Friends - 02x15 - the one where ross and rachel you know
Friends - 02x16 - the one where joey moves out
Friends - 02x18 - the one where dr ramoray dies
Friends - 02x20 - the one where old yeller dies
Friends - 02x22 - the one with two parties
Friends - 02x24 - the one with barry and mindys wedding
Friends - 10x01 - TOW After Joey And Rachel Kiss
Friends - 10x02 - TOW Where Ross Is Fine
Friends - 10x03 - TOW Ross Tan
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Friends - 10x05 - TOW Rachels Sister Babysits
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Friends - 10x10 - TOW Chandler Gets Caught
Friends - 10x11 - TOW The Stripper Cries
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Friends - 10x13 - TOW Joey Speaks French
Friends - 10x14 - TOW Princess Consuela
Friends - 3 22 - The One With the Screamer
Friends - 3x01 - The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy
Friends - 3x02 - The One Where No Ones Ready
Friends - 3x03 - The One With the Jam
Friends - 3x04 - The One With the Metaphorical Tunnel
Friends - 3x05 - The One With Frank Jr
Friends - 3x06 - The One With the Flashback
Friends - 3x07 - The One With the Race Car Bed
Friends - 3x08 - The One With the Giant Poking Device
Friends - 3x09 - The One With the Football
Friends - 3x10 - The One Where Rachel Quits
Friends - 3x11 - The One Where Chandler Cant Remember
Friends - 3x12 - The One With All the Jealousy
Friends - 3x13 - The One Where Monica and Richard
Friends - 3x14 - The One With Phoebes Ex-Partner
Friends - 3x15 - The One Where Ross and Rachel Take
Friends - 3x16 - The One the Morning After
Friends - 3x17 - The One Without the Ski Trip
Friends - 3x18 - The One With the Hypnosis Tape
Friends - 3x19 - The One With the Tiny T-Shirt
Friends - 3x20 - The One With the Dollhouse
Friends - 3x21 - The One With a Chick and a Duck
Friends - 3x22 - The One With the Screamer
Friends - 3x23 - The One With Rosss Thing
Friends - 3x24 - The One With Ultimate Fighting Champ
Friends - 3x25 - The One at the Beach
Friends - 4x01 - The One With the Jellyfish
Friends - 4x02 - The One With the Cat
Friends - 4x03 - The One With the Cuffs
Friends - 4x04 - The One With the Ballroom Dancing
Friends - 4x05 - The One With Joeys New Girlfriend
Friends - 4x06 - The One With the Dirty Girl
Friends - 4x07 - The One Where Chandler Crosses
Friends - 4x08 - The One With Chandler in a Box
Friends - 4x09 - The One Where They are Going
Friends - 4x10 - The One With the Girl from
Friends - 4x11 - The One With Phoebes Uterus
Friends - 4x12 - The One With the Embryos
Friends - 4x13 - The One With Rachels Crush
Friends - 4x14 - The One With Joeys Dirty Day
Friends - 4x15 - The One With All the Rugby
Friends - 4x16 - The One With the Fake Party
Friends - 4x17 - The One With the Free Porn
Friends - 4x18 - The One With Rachels New Dress
Friends - 4x19 - The One With All the Haste
Friends - 4x20 - The One With All the Wedding Dresses
Friends - 4x21 - The One With the Invitation
Friends - 4x22 - The One With the Worst Best Man Ever
Friends - 4x23 - The One With Rosss Wedding - part 1
Friends - 4x24 - The One With Rosss Wedding - part 2
Friends - 5x01 - The One After Ross Says Rachel
Friends - 5x02 - The One With All the Kissing
Friends - 5x03 - The One Hundreth
Friends - 5x04 - The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
Friends - 5x05 - The One With the Kips
Friends - 5x06 - The One With the Yeti
Friends - 5x07 - The One Where Ross Moves In
Friends - 5x08 - The One With All the Thanksgivins
Friends - 5x09 - The One With Rosss Sandwich
Friends - 5x10 - The One With the Inappropiate Sister
Friends - 5x11 - The One With All the Resolutions
Friends - 5x12 - The One With Chandlers Work Laugh
Friends - 5x13 - The One With Joeys Bag
Friends - 5x14 - The One Where Everyone Finds Out
Friends - 5x15 - The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey
Friends - 5x16 - The One With the Cop
Friends - 5x17 - The One With Rachels
Friends - 5x18 - The One Where Rachel Smokes
Friends - 5x19 - The One Where Ross Cant Flirt
Friends - 5x20 - The One With the Ride-Along
Friends - 5x21 - The One With the Ball
Friends - 5x22 - The One With Joeys Big Break
Friends - 5x23 - The One in Vegas
Friends - 6x01 - The One After Vegas
Friends - 6x02 - The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
Friends - 6x03 - The One With Rosss Denial
Friends - 6x04 - The One Where Joey Loses His
Friends - 6x05 - The One With Joeys Porsche
Friends - 6x06 - The One On the Last Night
Friends - 6x07 - The One Where Phoebe Runs
Friends - 6x08 - The One With Rosss Teeth
Friends - 6x15
Friends 7x01 - The One with Monicas Thunder
Friends 7x02 - The One With Rachels Book
Friends 7x03 - The One With Phoebes Cookies
Friends 7x04 - The One With Rachels Assistant
Friends 7x05 - The One With The Engagement Picture
Friends 7x06 - The One With The Nap Partners
Friends 7x07 - The One with Rosss Library Book
Friends 7x08 - The One Where Chandler Doesnt Like Dogs
Friends 7x09 - The One With All the Candy
Friends 7x10 - The One With The Holiday Armadillo
Friends 7x11 - The One With All The Cheesecakes
Friends 7x12 - The One Where They are Up All Night
Friends 7x13 - The One Where Rosita Dies
Friends 7x14 - The One Where They All Turn Thirty
Friends 7x15 - The One With Joeys New Brain
Friends 7x16 - The One With the Truth About London
Friends 7x17 - The One With the Cheap Wedding Dress
Friends 7x18 - The One With Joeys Award
Friends 7x19 - The One With Ross and Monicas Cousin
Friends 7x20 - The One With Rachels Kisses
Friends 7x21 - The One With the Vows
Friends 7x22 - The One With Chandlers Dad
Friends 7x23 - The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding Part 1
Friends 7x24 - The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding Part 2
Friends 9x01 - The One Where No One Proposes
Friends 9x02 - The One Where Emma Cries
Friends 9x03 - The One With The Pediatrician
Friends 9x04 - The One With The Sharks
Friends 9x05 - The One With Phoebes Birthday Dinner
Friends 9x06 - The One With The Male Nanny
Friends 9x07 - The One With Rosss Inappropriate Song
Friends 9x08 - The One With Rachels Other Sister
Friends 9x09 - The One With Rachels Phone Number
Friends 9x10 - The One With Christmas In Tulsa
Friends 9x11 - The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work
Friends 9x12 - The One With Phoebes Rats
Friends 9x13 - The One Where Monica Sings
Friends 9x14 - The One With The Blind Dates
Friends 9x15 - The One With The Mugging
Friends 9x16 - The One With The Boob Job
Friends 9x17 - The One With The Memorial Service
Friends 9x18 - The One With The Lottery
Friends 9x19 - The One With Rachels Dream
Friends 9x20 - The One With The Soap Opera Party
Friends 9x21 - The One With The Fertility Test
Friends 9x22 - The One With The Donor
Friends 9x23-24 - The One In Barbados 1 2)
Frisson des vampires Le
From Beijing with love
From Dusk Till Dawn
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From Hell
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Frontera La
Frusta e il corpo La
Fucking Amal
Fudoh The New Generation 1996
Fugitive The - The Chase Continues
Fugitives (2000)
Fukssvansen (Chop Chop)
Full Frontal 2002
Full Metal Jacket
Full Time Killer
Fun Movie (2002 Korean) CD1
Fun Movie (2002 Korean) CD2
Fun in Acapulco (Richard Thorpe 1963)
Funeral Parade of Roses
Funeral in Berlin
Funny Girl
Fuochi dArtifizio
Furia (2002)
Fury The (1978)
Futurama 1x01 - Space Pilot 3000
Futurama 1x02 - The Series Has Landed
Futurama 1x03 - I Roommate
Futurama 1x04 - Loves Labors Lost in Space
Futurama 1x05 - Fear of a Bot Planet
Futurama 1x06 - A Fishful of Dollars
Futurama 1x07 - My Three Suns
Futurama 1x08 - A Big Piece of Garbage
Futurama 1x09 - Hell is Other Robots
Futurama 2x01 - A Flight to Remember
Futurama 2x02 - Mars University
Futurama 2x03 - When Aliens Attack
Futurama 2x04 - Fry and the Slurm Factory
Futurama 3x01 - Amazon Women in the Mood
Futurama 3x02 - Parasites Lost
Futurama 3x03 - A Tale of Two Santas
Futurama 3x04 - The Luck of the Fryrish
Futurama 3x05 - The Birdbot of Ice-catraz
Futurama 3x06 - Bendless Love
Futurama 3x07 - The Day the Earth Stood Stupid
Futurama 3x08 - Thats Lobstertainment
Futurama 3x09 - The Cyber House Rules
Futurama 3x10 - Insane in the Mainframe
Futurama 3x10 - Where The Buggalo Roam
Futurama 3x12 - The Route of All Evil
Futurama 3x13 - Bendin in the Wind
Futurama 3x14 - Time Keeps on Slippin
Futurama 3x15 - I Dated a Robot
Futurama 3x16 - A Leela of Her Own
Futurama 3x17 - A Pharaoh To Remember
Futurama 3x18 - Anthology of Interest Part 2
Futurama 3x19 - Roswell That Ends Well
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Futurama 3x21 - Future Stock
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Futurama 4x01 - Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch
Futurama 4x02 - Leelas Homeworld
Futurama 4x03 - Love and Rocket
Futurama 4x04 - Less Than Hero
Futurama 4x05 - A Taste of Freedom
Futurama 4x06 - Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV
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Futurama 4x08 - Crimes of the Hot
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Futurama 4x10 - The Why of Fry
Futurama 4x11 - Where no Fan Has Gone Before
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Futurama 4x16 - Three Hundred Big Boys
Futurama 4x17 - Spanish Fry
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