Futurama 3x03 - A Tale of Two Santas
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Tale of Two Santas
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In true winter tradition, members
of the Zarlon 7 Polar Bear Club...
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... today took the plunge
into a river of liquid ammonia.
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- There were no survivors.
- It takes all kinds.
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Now, with his annual message, here's
the head of the Xmas Safety Council:
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- The head of Walter Cronkite.
- Season 's warnings.
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This guy's too trustworthy.
What's his angle?
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In all the tinsel and terror
of the holiday season...
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... we underestimate that murderous
brute known as Santa Claus.
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With images of last year's Gingerbread
Massacre baked into our memories...
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... I remind you to bolt your doors,
say goodbye to your pets...
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... and lock your children
in the closet.
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This is Walter Cronkite saying,
"I told you so."
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Sacred boar of Western Samoa!
We must secure for Santa's arrival!
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Fine. I'm getting tired
of this wood show.
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Cover that fireplace!
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I've only a few years to live.
I don't want to spend them dead.
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- We're pushing as hard as we can.
- Oh! Pushing.
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We're doomed.
Every year we're doomed.
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Thanks be I had these
bulletproof shutters installed.
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Bring it on, Santa. That vicious
cadaver-junkie can't touch us...
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...as long as we're not stupid enough
to leave this building.
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In a related matter,
you'll deliver this sack of letters...
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...directly to Santa
at his death fortress on Neptune.
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These letters are real butt-nutters.
Listen to this. "Dear Santa..."
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Please, please don 't bring me
any gifts.
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The bicycle you fired at me last year
from your bike gun tore up my insides.
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Awful! Let's read some more.
"Dear Santa..."
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Please bring me a coffin for Grandpa.
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You choked him with a chestnut last
year, and he's beginning to smell.
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In my day, Xmas was supposed to bring
people together, not blow them apart.
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Sure, but who's gonna do anything
about it? Not us. No, sir.
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Yes, us. We've got to bring back
the kind of Xmas I remember.
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Fry's right. It's time
to sit on Santa's lap, and hard!
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Look, a cute little welcoming party.
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- Want to buy a tiny kidney?
- I'll let you punch me for a buck.
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Look, we've got mail for Santa.
Are you his elves?
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- No, we're Neptunians.
- We're tiny because he won't feed us.
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You hit me. You owe me a dollar.
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Got any food? Old tea bags,
chewed gum, apple cores?
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- We're starving here!
- You live in a gingerbread house.
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- It's food or shelter, not both.
- Don't you get paid for making toys?
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- Who said toys?
- Toys?
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False alarm, folks.
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There's no toys made.
Santa says everyone is naughty.
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That's it! I'm delivering my boot
up Santa's chimney.
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- Where is he?
- There, in his ice fortress.
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We'll need help getting in.
Any volunteers?
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- I'll help you.
- Oh, phooey!
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- An omen?
- Dinner.
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Let's see who's been naughty
and who's been naughty.
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Mobsters beating up a shopkeeper
for protection money.
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Very naughty.
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Shopkeepers not paying protection
money. Exactly as naughty.
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I saw that!
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We brought your mail.
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Don't you ever knock?
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Who knows what naughty things
I could be watching?
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- I get New Orleans on this thing.
- Don't kill us!
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Santa's a robot. We should be able
to destroy him with a logical paradox.
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Bender, you better cover your ears.
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Holy night! Intruders!
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Hold it, Santa.
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Consider this: You are programmed
to destroy the naughty.
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But many of those you destroy
are in fact nice.
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I submit that you are naughty. So,
logically, you must destroy yourself.
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Nice try, but my head was built with
paradox-absorbing crumple zones.
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Wait! This is what we're running from.
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Faster! Faster!
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- Why aren't we moving?
- I don't know.
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Usually when I do stuff like this
the ship moves.
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Ho, ho... Huh?
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- He's trapped.
- Hooray!
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- Now we can make toys again!
- Toys! Toys! Toys!
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And I can deliver them.
Billions and billions in one night.
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- No human could do all that.
- Evel Knievel could.
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Santa's right.
We need some sort of robot.
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Crap! I'm some sort of robot.
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Hooray!
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Hooray!
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Hooray!
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Bender can't be Santa. He wasn't
built to Yuletide specifications.
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I wasn't built to steal Leela's purse
either, but that didn't stop me.
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- Bender!
- Bow before your new Santa.
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Our hero!
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We are free and fairly sober
With so many toys to build
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The machines are kind of tricky
Probably someone will be killed
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But we gladly work for nothing
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Which is good
Because we don 't intend to pay
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The elves are back to work today
Hooray
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We have just a couple hours
To make several billion gifts
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- And the labor isn 't easy
- Then you'll all work triple shifts
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You can make the job go quicker
If you turn the controls to super speed
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- It's back to work on Xmas Eve
- Hooray
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And though you're cold, sore and ugly
Your pride will mask the pain
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- Let my happy smile warm your hearts
- There's a toy lodged in my brain
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We are getting awfully tired
And we can 't work any faster
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We're very, very sorry
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You selfish little bastards
The kids will think Santa is a jerk
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Then shut your yaps and back to work
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Now it's very nearly Xmas
And we've done the best we could
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- These are poorly painted
- And made from inferior wood
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I should give you all a beating
But I have to fly
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If I weren 't stuck here
I'd harpoon you in the eye
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Now it's back to our tenements
To drown ourselves in rye
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You did the best you could
Some of these gorillas are okay
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- Hooray!
- We're adequate!
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The elves have rescued Xmas Day
Hooray
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Gee, how are you gonna get through
these bars?
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I don't know, moron.
Suppose I bend them?
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Okay.
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Mommy! Santa's through the perimeter!
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Kids, take your suicide pills
so you won't suffer!
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No, wait! I'm the good Santa.
I've got toys at reasonable prices.
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He's the father of all lies
and the uncle of all tricks!
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- I've come bearing Tri-Ominos.
- Go for the shins!
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One down...
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Well, hello there, handsome.
Won't you have a cookie?
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Don't mind if I do.
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What's in these things?
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Why don't you slip into something
more fiery?
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Yo, Kringle,
what happened to you, dog?
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It's awful, Kwanza-Bot.
Everyone hates me.
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At least they understand you.
Nobody's down with this Kwanza tip.
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- Hey, maybe you can lend me a hand.
- No time.
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I gotta hand out the Kwanza book.
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I've been giving these out
for 647 years.
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Bathtub eggnog,
just the way Grandma used to drink.
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- It went sour!
- Can't I have a scented bath in peace?
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Remember, professor, Bender is Santa.
So we don't need to hurt him, right?
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Yes, yes, yes.
You sound like a broken MP3.
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Ho, ho...
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Professor, don't you remember
what I told you?
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No!
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There's gotta be a better way.
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Bender, you're a genius.
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This creates an unrealistic
standard of beauty.
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Now it's time for Santa
to screw open his present.
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It's Santa!
We've got him cornered.
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- I smell a juicy promotion for me.
- And a juicy rehiring for me.
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This Xmas Day session of court
will come to order.
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Honorable Judge Whitey presiding.
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Santa, you stand accused of crimes
against humanity. How do you plead?
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- Not Santa.
- There he is again!
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Now, Pramala, I know it's scary
in the witness box.
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But there ain't no need to fear me.
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I'm sorry. I thought you was corn.
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Now, would you please point
at that robot over there?
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No further questions.
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Daddy done good, huh?
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- Haven't you been paid to testify?
- You gave me a dollar and some candy.
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Yet you haven't said what I told you
to say. How can we trust you?
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- Quit badgering the witness.
- Badger? Where?
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Whereas I have a ham dinner
waiting for me at my mansion...
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...I find the defendant guilty.
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Santa Claus, I hereby sentence you
to be executed at sundown.
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It's not fair. I hope that dumb chicken
is ashamed of himself.
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Deactivated robot walking!
Deactivated robot walking here!
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Santa, when you see the robot devil,
tell him I'm coming.
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- That guy said to tell you...
- I heard him.
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Greetings, masters.
My companion and I made lots of toys.
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Out of my way. We're taking Santa
to prove Bender's innocence.
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Do what you will, but we'll see
who has the last ho.
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- There.
- Oh, no! The ice is melting!
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The factory's pollution
caused a greenhouse effect.
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- That would explain this heat.
- And your shorts.
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Yeah, that would explain it.
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We've got to think of a way to save
Bender, or Xmas will be ruined!
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Especially for Bender.
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Look out, Earth.
I'm dreaming of a red Xmas.
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Good old Maggie.
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When I pull the switch, these
electromagnets will tear you apart.
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- A most humane death.
- But that doesn't sound humane!
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It is for the witnesses
because it's not boring.
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When this random-number generator
reaches zero, you'll be executed.
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"Ten. Three. Twelve. Three" again.
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- Stop the execution!
- Leela!
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"Fifteen. Negative eight."
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- I'll prove you've got the wrong Santa.
- I'm Santa Claus!
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- What? "Twenty-seven."
- No, I'm Santa Claus.
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- "Six"!
- We're also Santa Claus.
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And I'm his friend, Jesus.
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If you execute him,
you have to execute all of us.
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You people aren't Santa.
You're not even robots. "Ninety-one."
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How dare you lie in front of Jesus!
Hey, "zero"!
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No! Not the magnet!
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- This is horrible.
- But it's not boring.
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Ho, ho, ho.
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My God! The real Santa!
Get him, Jesus!
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I help those who help themselves.
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Santa, you saved my life.
Please don't kill me!
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I'm not here to kill you, Bender.
I need you to help me save Xmas.
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Gee whiz, Santa,
you want me to help you?
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- Don't do it! He's evil!
- I know he is, but I have no choice.
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I'm late. If I don't complete my brutal
rampage, it just wouldn't be Xmas.
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I guess what I'm asking is:
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Bender, won't you join
my slaying tonight?
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Well, 'tis the season.
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- My hair!
- My wedding cake!
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Let it snow!
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Merry Xmas, kids.
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This wangs chung.
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After all the good we tried to do,
Xmas turned out rotten.
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- No heat.
- No power.
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Huddled together in fear
like lice in a burning wig.
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Maybe your futuristic Xmas
isn't so rotten after all.
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What are you talking about?
You said it yourself:
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Xmas should bring people together,
not blow them apart.
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Don't you see? Fear has brought us
together. That's the magic of Xmas.
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That's a big crock of...
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Hold me!
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On, Trasher! On, Smasher!
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- Kwanza-Bot, where you off to?
- Didn't you hear?
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Chanukah Zombie is having a luau.
You coming?
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Word!
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Here's a small token of my appreciation
for being Santa while I was trapped.
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Chief, you screwed up.
There's nothing here.
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Oh, it might appear empty
but the message is clear:
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Play Santa again,
and I'll kill you next year!
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Ho, ho, ho! |
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Farscape - 1x19 - Nerve
Farscape - 1x20 - The Hidden Memory
Farscape - 1x21 - Bone To Be Wild
Farscape - 1x22 - Family Ties
Farscape - 2x01 - Mind The Baby
Farscape - 2x02 - Vitas Mortis
Farscape - 2x03 - Talking The Stone
Farscape - 2x04 - Crackers Dont Matter
Farscape - 2x05 - The Way We Werent
Farscape - 2x06 - Picture If You Will
Farscape - 2x07 - Home On The Remains
Farscape - 2x08 - Dream A Little Dream
Farscape - 2x09 - Out Of Their Minds
Farscape - 2x10 - My Three Crichtons
Farscape - 2x11 - Look At The Princess I - A Kiss Is But A Kiss
Farscape - 2x12 - Look At The Princess II - I Do I Think
Farscape - 2x13 - Look At The Princess III - The Maltese Crichton
Farscape - 2x14 - Beware Of Dog
Farscape - 2x15 - Wont Get Fooled Again
Farscape - 2x16 - The Locket
Farscape - 2x17 - The Ugly Truth
Farscape - 2x18 - A Clockwork Nebari
Farscape - 2x19 - Liars Guns and Money I - A Not So Simple Plan
Farscape - 2x20 - Liars Guns and Money II - With Friends Like These
Farscape - 2x21 - Liars Guns and Money III - Plan B
Farscape - 2x22 - Die Me Dichotomy
Farscape - 3x01 - Season Of Death
Farscape - 3x02 - Suns And Lovers
Farscape - 3x03 - Self Inflicted Wounds I - Coulda Woulda Shoulda
Farscape - 3x04 - Self Inflicted Wounds II - Wait For The Wheel
Farscape - 3x05 - Different Destinations
Farscape - 3x06 - Eat Me
Farscape - 3x07 - Thanks For Sharing
Farscape - 3x08 - Green Eyed Monster
Farscape - 3x09 - Losing Time
Farscape - 3x10 - Relativity
Farscape - 3x11 - Incubator
Farscape - 3x12 - Meltdown
Farscape - 3x13 - Scratch N Sniff
Farscape - 3x14 - Infinite Possibilities I - Daedalus Demands
Farscape - 3x15 - Infinite Possibilities II - Icarus Abides
Farscape - 3x16 - Revenging Angel
Farscape - 3x17 - The Choice
Farscape - 3x18 - Fractures
Farscape - 3x19 - I-Yensch You-Yensch
Farscape - 3x20 - Into The Lions Den I - Lambs To The Slaugher
Farscape - 3x21 - Into The Lions Den II - Wolf In Sheeps Clothing
Farscape - 3x22 - Dog With Two Bones
Farscape - 4x01 - Crichton Kicks
Farscape - 4x02 - What Was Lost (Part 1) - Sacrifice
Farscape - 4x03 - What Was Lost (Part 2) - Resurrection
Farscape - 4x04 - Lavas A Many Splendored Thing
Farscape - 4x05 - Promises
Farscape - 4x06 - Natural Election
Farscape - 4x07 - John Quixote
Farscape - 4x08 - I Shrink Therefore I Am
Farscape - 4x09 - A Prefect Murder
Farscape - 4x10 - Coup By Clam
Farscape - 4x11 - Unrealized Reality (Part 1)
Farscape - 4x12 - Kansas (Part 2)
Farscape - 4x13 - Terra Firma (Part 3)
Farscape - 4x14 - Twice Shy
Farscape - 4x15 - Mental As Anything
Farscape - 4x16 - Bringing Home The Beacon
Farscape - 4x17 - A Constellation Of Doubt
Farscape - 4x18 - Prayer
Farscape - 4x19 - We are So Screwed - Fetal Attraction (Part 1)
Farscape - 4x20 - We are So Screwed - Hot To Katratzi (Part 2)
Farscape - 4x21 - We are So Screwed - La Bomba (Part 3)
Farscape - 4x22 - Bad Timing
Farscape - The Peacekeeper Wars (Part 1)
Farscape - The Peacekeeper Wars (Part 2)
Fast And Furious
Fat Choi Spirit
Fata Morgana
Fate Ignoranti Le
Father of a Soldier (Rezo Chkheidze 1964)
Father of the Bride
Fawlty Towers
Fear Dot Com
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fear of Fear (Rainer Werner Fassbinder 1975)
Feed the Kitty (1952)
Fellowship of the Ring The
Female Convict Scorpion Beast Stable 1973 Shunya Ito
Female Prisoner 701 Scorpion 1972
Femme Fatale (2002)
Fiances The 1962
Fierce Creatures (1997)
Fight Club CD1
Fight Club CD2
Fighter in the Wind
Fighting Fish 2004
Fille Sur La Pont La
Filles Uniques 2003
Film That Was Never Made A
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x01
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x02
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x03
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x04
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x05
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x06
Final Countdown The 1980 CD1
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Final Destination - New Line Platinum Series
Final Fantasy
Final Friday The - Jason Goes To Hell 25fps
Final Insult The
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Finders Fee (Jeff Probst 2001)
Finding Forrester 2000
Finding Nemo
Fire in the Sky
Firefly - Serenity (pilot)
Firefly 1x01 - The train job
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Firefly 1x06 - Jaynestown
Firefly 1x07 - Out of gas
Firefly 1x08 - Ariel
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Firelight
Firemens Ball The 1967
First Great Train Robbery The 1978 CD1
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First Men In The Moon 1964
First Power The
Fish Called Wanda A
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Fletch
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Fly Away Home
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Fog of war The 2003 limited theatrical version
For A Few Dollars More 1965
For Scent-imental Reasons (1949)
Foreigner The
Fourth Man
Frankenfish 2004
Frankenstrom
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Frantic (1988)
Frasier 01x01 - The Good Son
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Frasier 01x05 - Heres Looking At You
Frasier 01x06 - The Crucible
Frasier 01x07 - Call Me Irresponsible
Frasier 01x08 - Beloved Infidel
Frasier 01x09 - Selling Out
Frasier 01x10 - Oops
Frasier 01x12 - Miracle On Third Or Fourth Street
Frasier 02x01 - Slow Tango in South Seattle
Frasier 02x02 - The Unkindest Cut of All
Frasier 02x03 - Commentary by Director David Lee and Writer Joe Keenan
Frasier 02x03 - The Matchmaker
Frasier 02x04 - Flour Child
Frasier 02x05 - Dukes We Hardly Knew You
Frasier 02x06 - The Botched Language of Cranes
Frasier 02x07 - The Candidate
Frasier 02x08 - Adventures in Paradise Part 1
Frasier 02x09 - Adventures in Paradise Part 2
Frasier 02x10 - Burying a Grudge
Frasier 02x11 - Seat of Power
Frasier 02x12 - Roz in the Doghouse
Frasier 02x13 - Retirement is Murder
Frasier 02x14 - Fool Me Once Shame on You Fool Me Twice
Frasier 02x15 - You Scratch My Book
Frasier 02x16 - The Show Where Sam Shows Up
Frasier 02x17 - Daphnes Room
Frasier 02x18 - The Club
Frasier 02x19 - Someone to Watch Over Me
Frasier 02x20 - Breaking the Ice
Frasier 02x21 - An Affair to Forget
Frasier 02x22 - Agents In America Part 3
Frasier 02x23 - The Innkeepers
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Freddys Revenge A
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Free Willy 1993
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Freeway (Sous-titres)
French Connection II (1975)
French Connection The
Frenzy (1972)
Fresh (1994)
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Friday
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Friends - 02x03 - the one where heckles dies
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Friends - 02x15 - the one where ross and rachel you know
Friends - 02x16 - the one where joey moves out
Friends - 02x18 - the one where dr ramoray dies
Friends - 02x20 - the one where old yeller dies
Friends - 02x22 - the one with two parties
Friends - 02x24 - the one with barry and mindys wedding
Friends - 10x01 - TOW After Joey And Rachel Kiss
Friends - 10x02 - TOW Where Ross Is Fine
Friends - 10x03 - TOW Ross Tan
Friends - 10x04 - TOW the cake
Friends - 10x05 - TOW Rachels Sister Babysits
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Friends - 10x10 - TOW Chandler Gets Caught
Friends - 10x11 - TOW The Stripper Cries
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Friends - 10x13 - TOW Joey Speaks French
Friends - 10x14 - TOW Princess Consuela
Friends - 3 22 - The One With the Screamer
Friends - 3x01 - The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy
Friends - 3x02 - The One Where No Ones Ready
Friends - 3x03 - The One With the Jam
Friends - 3x04 - The One With the Metaphorical Tunnel
Friends - 3x05 - The One With Frank Jr
Friends - 3x06 - The One With the Flashback
Friends - 3x07 - The One With the Race Car Bed
Friends - 3x08 - The One With the Giant Poking Device
Friends - 3x09 - The One With the Football
Friends - 3x10 - The One Where Rachel Quits
Friends - 3x11 - The One Where Chandler Cant Remember
Friends - 3x12 - The One With All the Jealousy
Friends - 3x13 - The One Where Monica and Richard
Friends - 3x14 - The One With Phoebes Ex-Partner
Friends - 3x15 - The One Where Ross and Rachel Take
Friends - 3x16 - The One the Morning After
Friends - 3x17 - The One Without the Ski Trip
Friends - 3x18 - The One With the Hypnosis Tape
Friends - 3x19 - The One With the Tiny T-Shirt
Friends - 3x20 - The One With the Dollhouse
Friends - 3x21 - The One With a Chick and a Duck
Friends - 3x22 - The One With the Screamer
Friends - 3x23 - The One With Rosss Thing
Friends - 3x24 - The One With Ultimate Fighting Champ
Friends - 3x25 - The One at the Beach
Friends - 4x01 - The One With the Jellyfish
Friends - 4x02 - The One With the Cat
Friends - 4x03 - The One With the Cuffs
Friends - 4x04 - The One With the Ballroom Dancing
Friends - 4x05 - The One With Joeys New Girlfriend
Friends - 4x06 - The One With the Dirty Girl
Friends - 4x07 - The One Where Chandler Crosses
Friends - 4x08 - The One With Chandler in a Box
Friends - 4x09 - The One Where They are Going
Friends - 4x10 - The One With the Girl from
Friends - 4x11 - The One With Phoebes Uterus
Friends - 4x12 - The One With the Embryos
Friends - 4x13 - The One With Rachels Crush
Friends - 4x14 - The One With Joeys Dirty Day
Friends - 4x15 - The One With All the Rugby
Friends - 4x16 - The One With the Fake Party
Friends - 4x17 - The One With the Free Porn
Friends - 4x18 - The One With Rachels New Dress
Friends - 4x19 - The One With All the Haste
Friends - 4x20 - The One With All the Wedding Dresses
Friends - 4x21 - The One With the Invitation
Friends - 4x22 - The One With the Worst Best Man Ever
Friends - 4x23 - The One With Rosss Wedding - part 1
Friends - 4x24 - The One With Rosss Wedding - part 2
Friends - 5x01 - The One After Ross Says Rachel
Friends - 5x02 - The One With All the Kissing
Friends - 5x03 - The One Hundreth
Friends - 5x04 - The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
Friends - 5x05 - The One With the Kips
Friends - 5x06 - The One With the Yeti
Friends - 5x07 - The One Where Ross Moves In
Friends - 5x08 - The One With All the Thanksgivins
Friends - 5x09 - The One With Rosss Sandwich
Friends - 5x10 - The One With the Inappropiate Sister
Friends - 5x11 - The One With All the Resolutions
Friends - 5x12 - The One With Chandlers Work Laugh
Friends - 5x13 - The One With Joeys Bag
Friends - 5x14 - The One Where Everyone Finds Out
Friends - 5x15 - The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey
Friends - 5x16 - The One With the Cop
Friends - 5x17 - The One With Rachels
Friends - 5x18 - The One Where Rachel Smokes
Friends - 5x19 - The One Where Ross Cant Flirt
Friends - 5x20 - The One With the Ride-Along
Friends - 5x21 - The One With the Ball
Friends - 5x22 - The One With Joeys Big Break
Friends - 5x23 - The One in Vegas
Friends - 6x01 - The One After Vegas
Friends - 6x02 - The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
Friends - 6x03 - The One With Rosss Denial
Friends - 6x04 - The One Where Joey Loses His
Friends - 6x05 - The One With Joeys Porsche
Friends - 6x06 - The One On the Last Night
Friends - 6x07 - The One Where Phoebe Runs
Friends - 6x08 - The One With Rosss Teeth
Friends - 6x15
Friends 7x01 - The One with Monicas Thunder
Friends 7x02 - The One With Rachels Book
Friends 7x03 - The One With Phoebes Cookies
Friends 7x04 - The One With Rachels Assistant
Friends 7x05 - The One With The Engagement Picture
Friends 7x06 - The One With The Nap Partners
Friends 7x07 - The One with Rosss Library Book
Friends 7x08 - The One Where Chandler Doesnt Like Dogs
Friends 7x09 - The One With All the Candy
Friends 7x10 - The One With The Holiday Armadillo
Friends 7x11 - The One With All The Cheesecakes
Friends 7x12 - The One Where They are Up All Night
Friends 7x13 - The One Where Rosita Dies
Friends 7x14 - The One Where They All Turn Thirty
Friends 7x15 - The One With Joeys New Brain
Friends 7x16 - The One With the Truth About London
Friends 7x17 - The One With the Cheap Wedding Dress
Friends 7x18 - The One With Joeys Award
Friends 7x19 - The One With Ross and Monicas Cousin
Friends 7x20 - The One With Rachels Kisses
Friends 7x21 - The One With the Vows
Friends 7x22 - The One With Chandlers Dad
Friends 7x23 - The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding Part 1
Friends 7x24 - The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding Part 2
Friends 9x01 - The One Where No One Proposes
Friends 9x02 - The One Where Emma Cries
Friends 9x03 - The One With The Pediatrician
Friends 9x04 - The One With The Sharks
Friends 9x05 - The One With Phoebes Birthday Dinner
Friends 9x06 - The One With The Male Nanny
Friends 9x07 - The One With Rosss Inappropriate Song
Friends 9x08 - The One With Rachels Other Sister
Friends 9x09 - The One With Rachels Phone Number
Friends 9x10 - The One With Christmas In Tulsa
Friends 9x11 - The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work
Friends 9x12 - The One With Phoebes Rats
Friends 9x13 - The One Where Monica Sings
Friends 9x14 - The One With The Blind Dates
Friends 9x15 - The One With The Mugging
Friends 9x16 - The One With The Boob Job
Friends 9x17 - The One With The Memorial Service
Friends 9x18 - The One With The Lottery
Friends 9x19 - The One With Rachels Dream
Friends 9x20 - The One With The Soap Opera Party
Friends 9x21 - The One With The Fertility Test
Friends 9x22 - The One With The Donor
Friends 9x23-24 - The One In Barbados 1 2)
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Fucking Amal
Fudoh The New Generation 1996
Fugitive The - The Chase Continues
Fugitives (2000)
Fukssvansen (Chop Chop)
Full Frontal 2002
Full Metal Jacket
Full Time Killer
Fun Movie (2002 Korean) CD1
Fun Movie (2002 Korean) CD2
Fun in Acapulco (Richard Thorpe 1963)
Funeral Parade of Roses
Funeral in Berlin
Funny Girl
Fuochi dArtifizio
Furia (2002)
Fury The (1978)
Futurama 1x01 - Space Pilot 3000
Futurama 1x02 - The Series Has Landed
Futurama 1x03 - I Roommate
Futurama 1x04 - Loves Labors Lost in Space
Futurama 1x05 - Fear of a Bot Planet
Futurama 1x06 - A Fishful of Dollars
Futurama 1x07 - My Three Suns
Futurama 1x08 - A Big Piece of Garbage
Futurama 1x09 - Hell is Other Robots
Futurama 2x01 - A Flight to Remember
Futurama 2x02 - Mars University
Futurama 2x03 - When Aliens Attack
Futurama 2x04 - Fry and the Slurm Factory
Futurama 3x01 - Amazon Women in the Mood
Futurama 3x02 - Parasites Lost
Futurama 3x03 - A Tale of Two Santas
Futurama 3x04 - The Luck of the Fryrish
Futurama 3x05 - The Birdbot of Ice-catraz
Futurama 3x06 - Bendless Love
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Futurama 3x10 - Insane in the Mainframe
Futurama 3x10 - Where The Buggalo Roam
Futurama 3x12 - The Route of All Evil
Futurama 3x13 - Bendin in the Wind
Futurama 3x14 - Time Keeps on Slippin
Futurama 3x15 - I Dated a Robot
Futurama 3x16 - A Leela of Her Own
Futurama 3x17 - A Pharaoh To Remember
Futurama 3x18 - Anthology of Interest Part 2
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Futurama 4x01 - Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch
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Futurama 4x08 - Crimes of the Hot
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Futurama 4x16 - Three Hundred Big Boys
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