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X1:208 X2:509 Y1:494 Y2:516 That's Lobstertainment X1:183 X2:533 Y1:450 Y2:516 So I says, "Super Collider? I just met her." X1:106 X2:608 Y1:061 Y2:126 And then they built the Super Collider. Thank you. You've been great. X1:117 X2:598 Y1:061 Y2:087 Humorbot 5.0, ladies and gentlemen. X1:157 X2:558 Y1:061 Y2:127 Our next standup's a veteran of four comedy traffic schools. X1:125 X2:590 Y1:061 Y2:087 Give it way up for Bobcat Zoidberg! X1:302 X2:413 Y1:490 Y2:516 All right! X1:298 X2:418 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Yeah! - All right! X1:153 X2:563 Y1:061 Y2:126 Earth. What a planet. On Earth, you enjoy eating a tasty clam. X1:154 X2:560 Y1:061 Y2:126 On my planet, clams enjoy eating a tasty you! X1:109 X2:608 Y1:061 Y2:127 Maybe I'm not loud enough. On Earth, everybody is looking for a squid! X1:263 X2:455 Y1:490 Y2:516 On my planet... X1:311 X2:405 Y1:495 Y2:516 Reload. X1:156 X2:561 Y1:061 Y2:121 So these three parasitic worms bore into a human's head. X1:174 X2:543 Y1:456 Y2:516 And they walk up to the bar and then... X1:187 X2:528 Y1:489 Y2:516 Wait! Stop! I've got more! X1:129 X2:587 Y1:061 Y2:087 My whole life I worked on that act. X1:160 X2:556 Y1:061 Y2:126 - And they hated it. - You're a crazy lobster doctor! X1:159 X2:556 Y1:061 Y2:127 - You shouldn't be a comedian! - But comedy is in my valves. X1:128 X2:588 Y1:061 Y2:126 My Uncle Harold was a big star back in the era of silent holograms. X1:167 X2:550 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Your uncle was Harold Zoid? - This I cannot deny. X1:107 X2:609 Y1:450 Y2:516 Why, I've been a fan since back when my hips were made of bone! X1:125 X2:590 Y1:451 Y2:516 As it happens, I still have some of my original 78s. X1:203 X2:511 Y1:450 Y2:516 He's a lot funnier than you could ever be. X1:093 X2:621 Y1:451 Y2:516 Maybe, but perhaps if I wrote him and asked for a few hundred pointers... X1:130 X2:586 Y1:451 Y2:516 This letter has to be very personal, so I'm writing it in my own ink. X1:169 X2:545 Y1:451 Y2:516 "Dear Uncle Zoid, Greetings from your nephew. X1:145 X2:572 Y1:456 Y2:516 Norm and Sam and Sadie's boy? Remember? X1:128 X2:591 Y1:451 Y2:516 Now I'm the most important doctor at the company where I work. X1:141 X2:576 Y1:490 Y2:516 But my life is bereft of laughter. " X1:152 X2:564 Y1:489 Y2:516 "I beg of you, Mr. Funny Uncle. X1:149 X2:566 Y1:451 Y2:516 Teach me the comedy business. Sincerely, Zoidberg." X1:261 X2:456 Y1:494 Y2:516 Isn't that nice? X1:124 X2:591 Y1:450 Y2:516 - What's that scribble-di-gook? - It's a letter from my rich nephew... X1:137 X2:583 Y1:451 Y2:516 ...who just might be my ticket out of this flophouse, he might. X1:206 X2:509 Y1:489 Y2:516 Yeah, you'd better run! X1:181 X2:537 Y1:450 Y2:516 "Dear Rich Doctor Nephew, I can help you be funny. X1:225 X2:491 Y1:451 Y2:516 The first funny thing you must do... X1:134 X2:585 Y1:451 Y2:516 ...is put your money in check form and come to Hollywood." X1:205 X2:512 Y1:455 Y2:516 "Sincerely, Harold Zoid. P. S: cashier's check." X1:203 X2:513 Y1:451 Y2:516 Did you hear that? I'm going to Hollywood! X1:204 X2:511 Y1:490 Y2:516 Welcome to Hollywood! X1:238 X2:477 Y1:061 Y2:087 I must warn you... X1:160 X2:554 Y1:455 Y2:516 ...there's no refund if you get discovered and leave the tour. X1:144 X2:572 Y1:489 Y2:516 I'm kidding. That never happens. X1:167 X2:551 Y1:450 Y2:516 Now, to your right, you'll see 30th Century Fox Studios. X1:219 X2:498 Y1:451 Y2:516 Fox uses searchlights to blind pilots... X1:178 X2:536 Y1:451 Y2:516 ...then film the resulting plane crashes. X1:298 X2:417 Y1:456 Y2:516 - Neat! - Ahead... X1:117 X2:601 Y1:455 Y2:516 ...you'll see the home of Mel Gibson, star of the hit film Bravehead. X1:128 X2:587 Y1:490 Y2:516 Do we have any fans of Calculon... X1:203 X2:516 Y1:451 Y2:516 ...star of the robot soap All My Circuits? X1:227 X2:489 Y1:495 Y2:516 I am! Me! Bender is! X1:122 X2:594 Y1:455 Y2:516 Then you'll want to get a close look at his Bel Air home. X1:289 X2:426 Y1:493 Y2:516 Yes, I will. X1:159 X2:558 Y1:061 Y2:121 - Are you my hot-water heater? - No. X1:184 X2:534 Y1:061 Y2:126 - We met once. Remember? - Absolutely not. X1:126 X2:592 Y1:490 Y2:516 Remember I was bugging you a lot? X1:096 X2:619 Y1:451 Y2:516 - You remember, right? - Look, I'm programmed to be very busy. X1:129 X2:586 Y1:451 Y2:516 Unless you can heat water to 21 2 degrees, I'm not interested. X1:115 X2:603 Y1:456 Y2:516 Have you got an extra GOTO 1 0 line? I don't need a Bender. X1:201 X2:514 Y1:061 Y2:126 That was the other guy. My name's Boiler. X1:166 X2:549 Y1:456 Y2:516 - Nice work, Boiler. - Thanks. And call me Bender. X1:117 X2:598 Y1:450 Y2:516 That's where I'm meeting Uncle Zoid to discuss my dreams. X1:152 X2:563 Y1:451 Y2:516 Next time you see me, don't be surprised if I've eaten. X1:126 X2:591 Y1:456 Y2:516 Uncle Zoid! You look young enough to be thrown back. X1:271 X2:445 Y1:490 Y2:516 Rich nephew! X1:124 X2:594 Y1:451 Y2:516 Come over here and give your uncle a nice, big meal. X1:249 X2:465 Y1:493 Y2:516 So, here we are. X1:154 X2:561 Y1:495 Y2:516 A still-famous film comedian... X1:171 X2:546 Y1:451 Y2:516 And a rich, respected doctor with surviving patients. X1:215 X2:502 Y1:456 Y2:516 Eating in a restaurant, as we both often do. X1:108 X2:609 Y1:451 Y2:516 - So, you want to be a comedian, is it? - It's my lifelong dream. X1:152 X2:563 Y1:451 Y2:516 That dream dies now! You're unfunny and untalented! X1:116 X2:598 Y1:489 Y2:516 That's why you're perfect for drama! X1:259 X2:458 Y1:495 Y2:516 Serious drama? X1:116 X2:599 Y1:490 Y2:516 Perhaps it is time to give up comedy. X1:141 X2:573 Y1:450 Y2:516 I'm putting together a big drama picture as we speak. X1:141 X2:575 Y1:451 Y2:516 The script is dynamite! I know because I wrote it myself. X1:185 X2:531 Y1:490 Y2:516 By directing and starring... X1:186 X2:529 Y1:450 Y2:516 ...I'll be back on top after 50 miserable years... X1:285 X2:431 Y1:454 Y2:516 ...of fame. - Ah, fame. X1:127 X2:589 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Where do I come in? - This film has a juicy part for you... X1:168 X2:551 Y1:451 Y2:516 ...if you completely finance it with your money. X1:259 X2:457 Y1:490 Y2:516 So, are you in? X1:114 X2:604 Y1:490 Y2:516 Okay. How much do I have to invest? X1:219 X2:496 Y1:456 Y2:516 Not much. Not much. A million dollars. X1:173 X2:541 Y1:450 Y2:516 Then it's settled. Another big Hollywood deal! X1:222 X2:495 Y1:456 Y2:516 - What can I get you? - Is bread free? X1:225 X2:490 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Yeah. - We'll split an order. X1:104 X2:612 Y1:450 Y2:516 - What's with Monstro? - He promised his uncle a million bucks. X1:123 X2:591 Y1:450 Y2:516 I've been here a day, and already I'm a Hollywood phony. X1:203 X2:512 Y1:451 Y2:516 Perhaps I could call on TV's Calculon to help... X1:178 X2:539 Y1:494 Y2:516 ...now that I'm in show biz. X1:101 X2:614 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Since when have you been in the biz? - Long enough, little man. Long enough. X1:169 X2:545 Y1:451 Y2:516 I would be remiss if I didn't bring you scripts... X1:195 X2:520 Y1:456 Y2:516 ...that can make you an international film star. X1:190 X2:525 Y1:490 Y2:516 Tell me about the project. X1:187 X2:529 Y1:450 Y2:516 - It's a movie. - Interesting. Tell me more. X1:206 X2:510 Y1:455 Y2:516 Get this. For a scant $ 1 million investment... X1:213 X2:503 Y1:490 Y2:516 ...you can be the star. X1:325 X2:391 Y1:495 Y2:516 And? X1:179 X2:537 Y1:450 Y2:516 - And it'll win you an Oscar. - An Oscar, you say? X1:167 X2:547 Y1:456 Y2:516 That would get me out of television once and for all. X1:217 X2:499 Y1:490 Y2:516 Let me see the script. X1:173 X2:543 Y1:492 Y2:516 No. No, I don't like the font. X1:237 X2:479 Y1:495 Y2:516 Wait! Harold Zoid? X1:115 X2:603 Y1:456 Y2:516 - Was this written by the Harold Zoid? - Written and xeroxed. X1:140 X2:576 Y1:451 Y2:516 Good heavens. A chance to work with the legendary Harold Zoid! X1:220 X2:496 Y1:489 Y2:516 He's one of my idols! X1:134 X2:584 Y1:451 Y2:516 - You can guarantee me the Oscar? - I can guarantee anything. X1:262 X2:454 Y1:450 Y2:516 - Then I'll do it! - Hooray! X1:205 X2:511 Y1:489 Y2:516 Here's your checkbook! X1:213 X2:503 Y1:456 Y2:516 Ladies and gentlemen, our director... X1:173 X2:544 Y1:490 Y2:516 ...the legendary Harold Zoid! X1:114 X2:601 Y1:451 Y2:516 Thank you. A more classic movie plot there isn't. X1:167 X2:549 Y1:455 Y2:516 A son doesn't want to follow in his father's business. X1:185 X2:530 Y1:451 Y2:516 And that business is being president of Earth. X1:190 X2:524 Y1:490 Y2:516 The son is vice president. X1:153 X2:561 Y1:493 Y2:516 That makes sense. Wink, wink. X1:142 X2:574 Y1:450 Y2:516 - You said, "Wink, wink." - No, I didn't. Raise middle finger. X1:161 X2:556 Y1:450 Y2:516 Now, remember, I can't stress this enough, this is a talkie. X1:118 X2:598 Y1:451 Y2:516 So I want the full gamut of emotions from every actor in every scene. X1:210 X2:506 Y1:454 Y2:516 The Magnificent Three. Scene one, take one. X1:283 X2:432 Y1:495 Y2:516 And action! X1:131 X2:584 Y1:490 Y2:516 Take back your gilded pen, Father. X1:164 X2:550 Y1:451 Y2:516 Signing bills into law was always your dream, not mine. X1:286 X2:430 Y1:495 Y2:516 Cut! Cut it! X1:183 X2:532 Y1:451 Y2:516 I said this is a talkie! You've got to emote more! X1:137 X2:578 Y1:451 Y2:516 And you extras? Wave your arms! What is this, a morgue? X1:210 X2:506 Y1:454 Y2:516 The Magnificent Three. Scene 1 0, take 95. X1:150 X2:565 Y1:451 Y2:516 Action! And I mean circus-grade action. X1:227 X2:489 Y1:451 Y2:516 Sir? I call upon you, not as a president... X1:244 X2:472 Y1:495 Y2:516 ...but as a father! X1:140 X2:576 Y1:451 Y2:516 Cut! Cut it! Would you show a little emotion? X1:116 X2:598 Y1:456 Y2:516 People, please. Just because it's a dramatic scene... X1:191 X2:529 Y1:450 Y2:516 ...doesn't mean you can't do a little comedy. X1:170 X2:544 Y1:489 Y2:516 Throw a pie, for God's sake! X1:337 X2:379 Y1:495 Y2:516 No! X1:131 X2:584 Y1:450 Y2:516 Cut! Cut it! Look, it's all right, kid. We'll get it in editing. X1:263 X2:452 Y1:489 Y2:516 That's a wrap! X1:130 X2:585 Y1:455 Y2:516 I'm gonna see you at the premiere! Which is...? X1:206 X2:509 Y1:451 Y2:516 Editing is a long and expensive process. X1:147 X2:568 Y1:451 Y2:516 We spent all the money on pies, so it'll be ready Friday. X1:186 X2:531 Y1:450 Y2:516 Nice turnout. That Oscar's practically on your mantel. X1:210 X2:508 Y1:456 Y2:516 I just pray they like me half as much as I do. X1:134 X2:581 Y1:490 Y2:516 I agreed to be your vice president! X1:135 X2:581 Y1:490 Y2:516 But I never agreed to be your son! X1:129 X2:587 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Thank you, Lieutenant Smith. - Good morning, Mr. Vice President. X1:143 X2:572 Y1:450 Y2:516 We're missing it! My life's goal is to attend a Hollywood shindig. X1:183 X2:533 Y1:456 Y2:516 - Pay the valet the 2 bucks. - No! X1:167 X2:548 Y1:450 Y2:516 It's the principle of the thing. I see a parking lot ahead. X1:179 X2:539 Y1:456 Y2:516 I have asked you to join me on the White House roof... X1:223 X2:491 Y1:456 Y2:516 ...so we could have a heart-to-heart talk. X1:138 X2:578 Y1:489 Y2:516 I'll never follow in your footsteps! X1:214 X2:503 Y1:451 Y2:516 Here is my resignation as vice president! X1:161 X2:557 Y1:456 Y2:516 No! My son will not shame me like this! X1:176 X2:540 Y1:493 Y2:516 I would sooner die, I would! X1:240 X2:475 Y1:490 Y2:516 Father! The ledge! X1:213 X2:501 Y1:490 Y2:516 The president is dead. X1:156 X2:559 Y1:490 Y2:516 Congratulations, Mr. President! X1:337 X2:379 Y1:495 Y2:516 No! X1:118 X2:598 Y1:450 Y2:516 - He's a visionary! - Everyone walked out. They hated it. X1:203 X2:516 Y1:451 Y2:516 Plagues have had better opening nights. X1:221 X2:494 Y1:451 Y2:516 You said the Oscar was practically mine! X1:159 X2:559 Y1:450 Y2:516 That's why I used the qualifier "practically." X1:206 X2:510 Y1:456 Y2:516 You listen to me. I'm out a million bucks! X1:234 X2:481 Y1:451 Y2:516 Get me that Oscar, or you're dead! X1:142 X2:572 Y1:451 Y2:516 You and these sniveling lobsters! Dead, you hear me? Dead! X1:226 X2:490 Y1:490 Y2:516 Oy! Now he emotes. X1:126 X2:589 Y1:451 Y2:516 Four hundred categories and not a single nomination for me. X1:127 X2:589 Y1:451 Y2:516 - But you won this Golden Globe! - That's the Emmy of movie awards! X1:126 X2:589 Y1:451 Y2:516 - I want an Oscar! - Then maybe you should act better. X1:211 X2:504 Y1:489 Y2:516 It's not about acting... X1:153 X2:567 Y1:450 Y2:516 ...it's about earning the respect of the creative community! X1:190 X2:526 Y1:456 Y2:516 - We could rig the awards. - That's fine! X1:150 X2:565 Y1:453 Y2:516 It's no use. The tar is too thick. Plus, I think I flooded it. X1:132 X2:582 Y1:450 Y2:516 Well, we're gonna die. We might as well enjoy the sights. X1:150 X2:566 Y1:490 Y2:516 Oh, my God! Sylvester Stallone! X1:145 X2:570 Y1:451 Y2:516 This is where you live? I thought you were a movie star. X1:146 X2:569 Y1:450 Y2:516 No, I'm not. I'm an even bigger liar than you! X1:112 X2:602 Y1:451 Y2:516 My career went down the day they invented Smell-A-Vision. X1:166 X2:550 Y1:450 Y2:516 Calculon's gonna kill us. It's all everybody else's fault! X1:123 X2:593 Y1:456 Y2:516 All I wanted was for people to think of me one last time before I die. X1:132 X2:583 Y1:451 Y2:516 What are you talking about? Everybody remembers Harold Zoid. X1:103 X2:612 Y1:451 Y2:516 As a pathetic has-been and forgotten relic, they remember me! X1:216 X2:500 Y1:494 Y2:516 It's better to die now. X1:186 X2:529 Y1:451 Y2:516 No! This is one death I won't be responsible for. X1:258 X2:457 Y1:490 Y2:516 Zoidberg away! X1:189 X2:526 Y1:061 Y2:083 Hi. I'm Joan Rivers' head. X1:146 X2:571 Y1:061 Y2:127 I've had so many face-lifts, they finally lifted it right off my body! X1:241 X2:474 Y1:061 Y2:083 It's true! It's true! X1:129 X2:587 Y1:061 Y2:127 Here comes Jack Nicholson's DNA, reconstituted in a gorilla body! X1:300 X2:415 Y1:490 Y2:516 Catering. X1:162 X2:553 Y1:061 Y2:124 Here's washed-up actor what's-his-name, Harold Zoid. X1:111 X2:605 Y1:061 Y2:126 Are you presenting one of the awards or getting one? X1:256 X2:459 Y1:494 Y2:516 I'm a seat filler. X1:202 X2:514 Y1:451 Y2:516 My only marketable skill is to occupy space. X1:127 X2:588 Y1:450 Y2:516 The second I don't win that award, you're cat food. X1:277 X2:440 Y1:490 Y2:516 Right, Boxy? X1:139 X2:576 Y1:451 Y2:516 And now, the host of the 1 07 4th Academy Awards... X1:262 X2:457 Y1:490 Y2:516 ... Billy Crystal! X1:102 X2:613 Y1:490 Y2:516 Now I know how a Pez dispenser feels. X1:175 X2:543 Y1:490 Y2:516 Oh, you like that one, Jack? X1:153 X2:562 Y1:061 Y2:126 All right. We're already one hour behind. X1:206 X2:511 Y1:061 Y2:126 Our first award tonight, Best Cinematography. X1:175 X2:541 Y1:456 Y2:516 You want to play tic-tac-toe before we eat our shoes? X1:213 X2:502 Y1:450 Y2:516 Oh, I knew I'd die at the bottom of a pit. X1:231 X2:486 Y1:490 Y2:516 But a pit full of tar? X1:159 X2:557 Y1:456 Y2:516 What was that? A tar dolphin? Or a tar shark? X1:168 X2:549 Y1:455 Y2:516 It's some kind of hollow tube devoid of human life. X1:116 X2:599 Y1:451 Y2:516 The L.A. subway! We can blast our way in and escape! X1:184 X2:533 Y1:451 Y2:516 All right, but I still feel like having a shoe. X1:138 X2:577 Y1:451 Y2:516 - What category is it? - They're giving out minor awards. X1:106 X2:609 Y1:455 Y2:516 - They're up to writing. - That leaves Best Product Placement... X1:243 X2:473 Y1:456 Y2:516 ...and Best Actor. There's no time. X1:176 X2:540 Y1:456 Y2:516 And the nominees for Best Product Placement are: X1:145 X2:568 Y1:490 Y2:516 Star Trek: The Pepsi Generation. X1:212 X2:505 Y1:490 Y2:516 They Call Me Mr. Pibb. X1:146 X2:567 Y1:490 Y2:516 And Snow White and the 7 Ups. X1:159 X2:557 Y1:456 Y2:516 And now to present the award for Best Actor... X1:156 X2:562 Y1:451 Y2:516 ... a bit player in the flop movie The Magnificent Three... X1:257 X2:456 Y1:490 Y2:516 ... Dr. Zoidberg. X1:153 X2:562 Y1:451 Y2:516 Okay, Boxy. Keep your prong on the trigger. X1:237 X2:478 Y1:456 Y2:516 And the nominees for Best Actor are: X1:184 X2:529 Y1:456 Y2:516 Sir Lawrence Ooooo in The Merchant of Venus. X1:183 X2:536 Y1:451 Y2:516 Hive Mind Gamma Seven X in Bikini Party Summer. X1:195 X2:523 Y1:451 Y2:516 The Soda Machine Robot in Bikini Party Summer. X1:163 X2:551 Y1:451 Y2:516 Mark Jones in How Beige Was My Jacket. X1:167 X2:548 Y1:456 Y2:516 And, instead of the fifth guy, Calculon... X1:135 X2:584 Y1:451 Y2:516 ...for his powerhouse performance in The Magnificent Three. X1:126 X2:589 Y1:061 Y2:126 - He read the wrong name. - Play along, like with Marisa Tomei. X1:166 X2:549 Y1:450 Y2:516 Hooray! I won't be murdered! I'll live another day! X1:246 X2:469 Y1:490 Y2:516 Another day of... X1:172 X2:545 Y1:490 Y2:516 ...pathetic, forgotten misery. X1:223 X2:492 Y1:495 Y2:516 And the winner is... X1:141 X2:573 Y1:451 Y2:516 And the winner, instead of any of the nominees... X1:157 X2:559 Y1:490 Y2:516 ...is the legendary Harold Zoid! X1:317 X2:399 Y1:495 Y2:516 What? X1:147 X2:567 Y1:490 Y2:516 Thank you! Thank you so much! X1:162 X2:553 Y1:490 Y2:516 Through my ups and downs... X1:140 X2:574 Y1:451 Y2:516 ...I thought the most important thing in life was to win an Oscar. X1:113 X2:602 Y1:450 Y2:516 But tonight I realize what's really important is to win two Oscars! X1:282 X2:433 Y1:489 Y2:516 I'm kidding. X1:152 X2:562 Y1:451 Y2:516 What matters in life is that people care about you... X1:151 X2:565 Y1:494 Y2:516 ...whether it's a whole crowd... X1:187 X2:529 Y1:490 Y2:516 ...or just one die-hard fan. X1:225 X2:490 Y1:490 Y2:516 Thank you, nephew. X1:210 X2:505 Y1:490 Y2:516 Now I can die happy... X1:198 X2:519 Y1:456 Y2:516 ...1 0 seconds from now, when Calculon kills us. X1:270 X2:445 Y1:456 Y2:516 - Harold Zoid! - Hit the deck! X1:221 X2:496 Y1:450 Y2:516 - Where's that Oscar? - Here. Enjoy. X1:169 X2:545 Y1:450 Y2:516 Why are you upset? It's less fraudulent for you to have it. X1:176 X2:538 Y1:489 Y2:516 Yes. Yes, it's a real beauty. X1:100 X2:615 Y1:490 Y2:516 Someday I hope to win one of my own. X1:160 X2:557 Y1:489 Y2:516 Then you're not gonna kill us? X1:147 X2:570 Y1:456 Y2:516 I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death. X1:321 X2:393 Y1:495 Y2:516 Yeah! X1:282 X2:433 Y1:490 Y2:516 Earthquake! X1:275 X2:440 Y1:495 Y2:516 Hit the deck! X1:227 X2:488 Y1:490 Y2:516 Let the earth quake! X1:180 X2:536 Y1:489 Y2:516 I've got somebody's Oscar! X1:104 X2:611 Y1:450 Y2:516 - We made it! I'm at a Hollywood party! - I'm sorry. This is a private... X1:160 X2:555 Y1:451 Y2:516 Oh, pardon me. I see you're with Mr. Stallone. |
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