Futurama 3x09 - The Cyber House Rules
X1:237 X2:481 Y1:490 Y2:516 Cyber House Rules
X1:122 X2:593 Y1:061 Y2:126 I gave the cookies you made to the kids. They couldn 't believe it.
X1:130 X2:586 Y1:061 Y2:087 They were delicious. But, I digress.
X1:116 X2:603 Y1:061 Y2:126 Tremble, puny earthlings! One day my race will destroy you all!
X1:161 X2:557 Y1:061 Y2:087 Can one of you guys get that?
X1:228 X2:487 Y1:450 Y2:516 It's a doorbell baby! Hello, little guy.
X1:113 X2:605 Y1:451 Y2:516 - I was abandoned as a baby too. So... - Garbage, huh? I'll take care of it.
X1:187 X2:528 Y1:450 Y2:516 - Bender, stop! It's a baby! - A baby what?
X1:164 X2:550 Y1:061 Y2:127 It's just a card from the orphanarium I grew up in.
X1:126 X2:586 Y1:061 Y2:087 Leela, you're invited to a reunion...
X1:149 X2:568 Y1:061 Y2:126 ... at Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium!
X1:187 X2:526 Y1:451 Y2:516 Please stand clear of self-destructing basket.
X1:128 X2:589 Y1:061 Y2:126 A reunion at your old orphanarium? You gonna go?
X1:153 X2:566 Y1:061 Y2:126 No way, Jose-bot. I never want to see those orphans again.
X1:195 X2:519 Y1:451 Y2:516 Not after the way they used to pick on me.
X1:175 X2:540 Y1:490 Y2:516 One-eye! One-eye! One-eye!
X1:149 X2:567 Y1:061 Y2:087 Nice depth perception, One-eye.
X1:160 X2:558 Y1:061 Y2:121 How can you make fun of me? You're blind.
X1:161 X2:555 Y1:061 Y2:126 My eyes may not work, but at least I got two of them.
X1:219 X2:496 Y1:061 Y2:085 That's terrible, Leela.
X1:123 X2:592 Y1:456 Y2:516 Imagine the look on their faces when we eat all the hors d'oeuvres.
X1:165 X2:551 Y1:450 Y2:516 Well, I wouldn't mind rubbing my success in a few faces.
X1:179 X2:535 Y1:495 Y2:516 Set a course for adventure!
X1:266 X2:448 Y1:490 Y2:516 What a dump!
X1:234 X2:480 Y1:495 Y2:516 Just like old times.
X1:126 X2:588 Y1:456 Y2:516 Gosh, the bars on the windows seemed so much thicker back then.
X1:191 X2:526 Y1:490 Y2:516 Mr. Vogel, remember me?
X1:161 X2:554 Y1:450 Y2:516 Leela, you're worthless, and no one will ever love you!
X1:136 X2:580 Y1:451 Y2:516 - You used to say that all the time. - Oh, those were happier days.
X1:209 X2:509 Y1:456 Y2:516 The gristle in a blanket isn't half bad.
X1:144 X2:570 Y1:451 Y2:516 Try the Popsicle sticks. They've absorbed a lot of flavor.
X1:120 X2:595 Y1:489 Y2:516 Hey, look, it's our old group picture.
X1:156 X2:560 Y1:455 Y2:516 - I don't see you anywhere. - That's me over in Cootietown.
X1:223 X2:492 Y1:451 Y2:516 Get a load of this average-looking guy.
X1:153 X2:562 Y1:455 Y2:516 That's Adlai Atkins. I used to have kind of a crush on him.
X1:199 X2:517 Y1:451 Y2:516 - One-eye! One-eye! - Stupid as a French guy!
X1:187 X2:530 Y1:450 Y2:516 Well, it's time to say hello to the old gang.
X1:196 X2:521 Y1:451 Y2:516 So, what you been up to since you left?
X1:140 X2:576 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Living in a box. You? - Selling kidneys, teeth, whatever.
X1:117 X2:599 Y1:451 Y2:516 And what am I up to, you ask? Why, I'm a very successful space captain.
X1:194 X2:522 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Wow. - How nice for you, Leela.
X1:176 X2:540 Y1:450 Y2:516 That's so good for a person with one eye.
X1:145 X2:570 Y1:489 Y2:516 Hey, you can't feel sorry for me.
X1:166 X2:549 Y1:450 Y2:516 I'm a space captain, and you're a bunch of losers.
X1:164 X2:551 Y1:489 Y2:516 Right, right. We're the losers.
X1:177 X2:537 Y1:489 Y2:516 Well, if it isn't old One-eye.
X1:123 X2:593 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Oh, yeah? Well, shut up, cane-boy! - He can't hear you. He's deaf now.
X1:180 X2:534 Y1:451 Y2:516 Leave her alone. She's leading a normal life.
X1:182 X2:532 Y1:455 Y2:516 She's not gussied up, duded out or where it's at.
X1:254 X2:461 Y1:490 Y2:516 Now, run along.
X1:131 X2:584 Y1:451 Y2:516 Thanks, Adlai. I guess you never outgrow being an eyeball. Oddball.
X1:175 X2:541 Y1:450 Y2:516 Nonsense. You're a captain. That's a fine profession.
X1:177 X2:539 Y1:450 Y2:516 Well, it's just for a package delivery service.
X1:205 X2:513 Y1:456 Y2:516 A package is just a box until it's delivered.
X1:148 X2:567 Y1:450 Y2:516 I'd never thought of it that way. What do you do?
X1:206 X2:512 Y1:450 Y2:516 - I'm a doctor. - A tall doctor, you say?
X1:220 X2:494 Y1:490 Y2:516 Sir, you seem stable.
X1:129 X2:588 Y1:456 Y2:516 - Have you thought about adopting? - No.
X1:203 X2:515 Y1:455 Y2:516 It's a great way to have a kid without sex.
X1:314 X2:404 Y1:490 Y2:516 Really?
X1:194 X2:522 Y1:455 Y2:516 The government will help with $ 1 00 a week.
X1:185 X2:532 Y1:495 Y2:516 A hundred dollars a week?
X1:191 X2:524 Y1:450 Y2:516 I'm so sorry I teased you. Let me make it up.
X1:154 X2:561 Y1:450 Y2:516 - I'll fix it so no one teases you. - By beating them up?
X1:171 X2:545 Y1:455 Y2:516 I broke that blind kid's nose, and it made no difference.
X1:213 X2:501 Y1:451 Y2:516 No, I specialize in phaser eye surgery.
X1:168 X2:549 Y1:451 Y2:516 I can build you a paraffin eye and graft it on.
X1:125 X2:590 Y1:450 Y2:516 It won't be able to see, but you'll look like a normal two-eyed person.
X1:216 X2:502 Y1:490 Y2:516 Me? Perfectly normal?
X1:140 X2:575 Y1:490 Y2:516 Sons, daughters, meet Uncle Fry.
X1:203 X2:514 Y1:451 Y2:516 Why are they with you? Do you have candy?
X1:198 X2:518 Y1:489 Y2:516 No. It's called parenting.
X1:133 X2:584 Y1:450 Y2:516 Come on, dumplings, we've got 1 2 government stipends to collect.
X1:200 X2:515 Y1:489 Y2:516 Our daddy's a giant toy!
X1:124 X2:592 Y1:490 Y2:516 Phaser eye surgery is a capital idea.
X1:151 X2:566 Y1:450 Y2:516 I'm sure Leela's tired of morons gaping at her eye all the time.
X1:192 X2:524 Y1:455 Y2:516 Cosmetic surgery's great. I used to be too cute...
X1:165 X2:554 Y1:451 Y2:516 ...so I had cuteness reduction surgery here and here.
X1:133 X2:583 Y1:450 Y2:516 You're crazy! Leela doesn't need surgery. You look great now.
X1:128 X2:587 Y1:450 Y2:516 That's so sweet, Fry. But for once, I just want to look normal.
X1:109 X2:606 Y1:450 Y2:516 You're better, you're abnormal! You shouldn't care what people think.
X1:218 X2:499 Y1:450 Y2:516 I'll start by not caring what you think.
X1:205 X2:510 Y1:489 Y2:516 I'm getting the surgery.
X1:283 X2:433 Y1:456 Y2:516 - Thattagirl! - Wonderful!
X1:139 X2:576 Y1:451 Y2:516 You can also get an ink pouch to help you escape your enemies.
X1:166 X2:550 Y1:450 Y2:516 That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard, you imbecile!
X1:114 X2:600 Y1:450 Y2:516 Now we'll find out if the operation was a success. Hold on to your hats.
X1:190 X2:524 Y1:450 Y2:516 Oh, I'm sorry. This is the wrong patient.
X1:136 X2:579 Y1:456 Y2:516 - Those eyes look so great on you! - She looked fine before.
X1:307 X2:409 Y1:451 Y2:516 - No. - Wrong.
X1:242 X2:473 Y1:493 Y2:516 Wow, look at me!
X1:136 X2:580 Y1:455 Y2:516 - I don't have the hang of blinking. - You will.
X1:121 X2:594 Y1:451 Y2:516 I try not to blink too much, because it's flashy. But when I do, I enjoy it.
X1:258 X2:457 Y1:495 Y2:516 I did it! I blunk!
X1:198 X2:517 Y1:451 Y2:516 Just in time to screw up this picture!
X1:309 X2:407 Y1:490 Y2:516 Hooray!
X1:108 X2:611 Y1:450 Y2:516 I've never felt so unremarkable! Today I actually blended in with a crowd!
X1:112 X2:604 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Kids, meet the jerk-bags I work with. - Hello, jerk-bags!
X1:096 X2:622 Y1:455 Y2:516 - They're so cute! What are their names? - Kids have names?
X1:092 X2:623 Y1:450 Y2:516 - My name's Nina, and his name's Albert. - Now you're all named Bender Jr.!
X1:187 X2:531 Y1:451 Y2:516 Look! My first government stipend check.
X1:089 X2:625 Y1:490 Y2:516 Twelve baby humans, 1 200 wing-wangs.
X1:168 X2:547 Y1:489 Y2:516 Daddy Bender, we're hungry.
X1:110 X2:606 Y1:451 Y2:516 What is it with you kids? Every other day, it's food, food, food!
X1:227 X2:490 Y1:450 Y2:516 Oh, fine. I'll get you some stupid food.
X1:160 X2:558 Y1:456 Y2:516 - Can we have Bender burgers? - The cat shelter's onto me.
X1:279 X2:437 Y1:493 Y2:516 Hello, Leela.
X1:114 X2:600 Y1:451 Y2:516 I was getting one of my shirts toned down, so I dropped in for your exam.
X1:148 X2:568 Y1:450 Y2:516 - That's handsome of you. - Follow the light with your eyes.
X1:200 X2:516 Y1:451 Y2:516 Perfect. A guy could fall head over heels for you.
X1:213 X2:504 Y1:450 Y2:516 - I'm interested myself. - What are you saying?
X1:152 X2:563 Y1:455 Y2:516 I'm not good with words, so I'm in a delicate conundrum.
X1:191 X2:527 Y1:456 Y2:516 - Will you go out with me? - Sure.
X1:107 X2:605 Y1:450 Y2:516 I don't know what else to say, so I'll just say it. Okey-dokey, see you then.
X1:201 X2:515 Y1:451 Y2:516 This is so unfair. I liked you as a cyclops.
X1:135 X2:581 Y1:450 Y2:516 - He's only interested in your eyes. - You're just jealous.
X1:181 X2:534 Y1:450 Y2:516 No, I'm not! Wait, I am! But my point remains valid!
X1:113 X2:601 Y1:451 Y2:516 I want to try dating a man, who if you go somewhere with him...
X1:173 X2:543 Y1:455 Y2:516 ...no one says he's crummy. I deserve that once in life.
X1:173 X2:542 Y1:451 Y2:516 Be careful with that Adlai. He's a doctor. They're poor.
X1:205 X2:512 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Most doctors are rich. - When did this happen?
X1:226 X2:491 Y1:450 Y2:516 You're joking, right? That's not funny!
X1:159 X2:556 Y1:490 Y2:516 They got everything you need:
X1:196 X2:523 Y1:451 Y2:516 Booze, peanuts, they got a crapper in the back...
X1:146 X2:572 Y1:455 Y2:516 - That's something you do, right? - Yeah.
X1:195 X2:519 Y1:490 Y2:516 Then knock yourself out.
X1:187 X2:530 Y1:451 Y2:516 Only eat and drink enough to keep yourselves alive!
X1:150 X2:566 Y1:489 Y2:516 I'm trying to make a profit here.
X1:165 X2:551 Y1:455 Y2:516 - Daddy, Bethany's hitting me! - Here.
X1:237 X2:480 Y1:456 Y2:516 - These kids yours? - Yeah.
X1:151 X2:565 Y1:451 Y2:516 - I like a man with responsibility. - That's me, baby.
X1:145 X2:571 Y1:451 Y2:516 Let me ditch the kids in an alley, and we can go have some fun.
X1:187 X2:529 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Daddy Bender? - Daddy's trying to score...
X1:146 X2:572 Y1:451 Y2:516 ...with a cheap floozy right now, so cram a Tinkertoy in it.
X1:190 X2:525 Y1:490 Y2:516 I love you, Daddy Bender.
X1:112 X2:604 Y1:451 Y2:516 - What the hell? Quit hugging me! - I guess you're busy. Catch you later.
X1:128 X2:586 Y1:489 Y2:516 You morons! I've got half a mind...
X1:119 X2:598 Y1:451 Y2:516 ...to hug each and every one of you, and see how you like it!
X1:297 X2:419 Y1:495 Y2:516 Come on.
X1:207 X2:508 Y1:450 Y2:516 I'll take you someplace no one could object to.
X1:204 X2:511 Y1:495 Y2:516 That sounds wonderful.
X1:133 X2:582 Y1:061 Y2:127 I'd like an extra-beautiful bouquet for my extra-gorgeous sweetheart.
X1:249 X2:465 Y1:061 Y2:087 Average, please.
X1:203 X2:512 Y1:450 Y2:516 Adlai, I've had a wonderful time today.
X1:142 X2:575 Y1:450 Y2:516 No one's stared at me or avoided staring or tried to burn me.
X1:150 X2:564 Y1:495 Y2:516 You make me feel so not weird.
X1:133 X2:582 Y1:489 Y2:516 Leela, you're 999,999 in a million.
X1:149 X2:567 Y1:451 Y2:516 Thanks for coming to get to know Adlai. Isn't he dreamy?
X1:310 X2:405 Y1:490 Y2:516 Totally.
X1:153 X2:561 Y1:451 Y2:516 Listen, I want you all to know your Leela's one standard lady.
X1:256 X2:460 Y1:490 Y2:516 Oh, Adlai, stop.
X1:163 X2:554 Y1:450 Y2:516 What's wonderful about Leela being normal? We aren't.
X1:171 X2:543 Y1:450 Y2:516 That's what makes us great. Like Dr. Zoidberg.
X1:089 X2:626 Y1:450 Y2:516 - He's a weird monster who eats garbage. - Damn right.
X1:170 X2:546 Y1:450 Y2:516 And the professor's a senile, amoral crackpot!
X1:119 X2:597 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Hermes is a Rastafarian accountant. - Tally me banana.
X1:193 X2:521 Y1:489 Y2:516 Amy's a klutz from Mars.
X1:144 X2:572 Y1:450 Y2:516 - And you've got that brain thing. - I already did!
X1:180 X2:534 Y1:456 Y2:516 Leela, do you want to be like us or like Adlai...
X1:153 X2:563 Y1:451 Y2:516 ...with no severe mental or social problems whatsoever?
X1:134 X2:580 Y1:489 Y2:516 That's the dumbest question ever.
X1:257 X2:458 Y1:450 Y2:516 - She's right. - Daylight come.
X1:125 X2:591 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Coming through. Watch your head. - Help, I'm under attack!
X1:126 X2:589 Y1:451 Y2:516 Remember your manners. Forks in the left pocket, spoons in the right.
X1:153 X2:563 Y1:451 Y2:516 Which one of you cutie muffins gets the spicy squab?
X1:335 X2:381 Y1:495 Y2:516 Me.
X1:076 X2:642 Y1:456 Y2:516 - What do we say when you get something? - About time!
X1:260 X2:455 Y1:489 Y2:516 That's my boy!
X1:168 X2:546 Y1:489 Y2:516 And here's your check. Bam!
X1:246 X2:469 Y1:490 Y2:516 I gotta go poopy!
X1:183 X2:533 Y1:455 Y2:516 You should've gone before it was time to run.
X1:194 X2:520 Y1:490 Y2:516 Go! Through the kitchen!
X1:119 X2:596 Y1:451 Y2:516 You little crooks! If I catch you, I'm gonna make cutie-muffin gumbo!
X1:178 X2:537 Y1:451 Y2:516 Seeing that robot force children to do his bidding...
X1:160 X2:556 Y1:456 Y2:516 ...makes me think about kids. - Us? Me? You? Kids?
X1:141 X2:574 Y1:455 Y2:516 It's time to stop living this vida bachelor loca and have kids.
X1:175 X2:540 Y1:451 Y2:516 Oh, Adlai. This is the most beautiful moment of my life.
X1:151 X2:565 Y1:490 Y2:516 Daddy, I want a piggyback ride!
X1:167 X2:551 Y1:450 Y2:516 Daddy's tired. Let's just have another dog pile on Fry.
X1:156 X2:559 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Tell us a story, Daddy Bender! - Story!
X1:161 X2:554 Y1:451 Y2:516 - All right, fine. Gather around. - Yeah! Story!
X1:148 X2:567 Y1:490 Y2:516 We want to hear this one again.
X1:198 X2:521 Y1:451 Y2:516 "Bender's Arrest Record, by the police.
X1:150 X2:565 Y1:451 Y2:516 On March 3, at 2 p.m., Bender was caught shoplifting."
X1:182 X2:533 Y1:490 Y2:516 Yeah, show us the picture.
X1:281 X2:434 Y1:495 Y2:516 There he is!
X1:110 X2:605 Y1:489 Y2:516 It's 9:00, you know what that means.
X1:207 X2:510 Y1:450 Y2:516 Daddy's sick of looking at you, so go to bed.
X1:179 X2:536 Y1:454 Y2:516 The grownups have to talk. Come on, Ma.
X1:124 X2:594 Y1:451 Y2:516 Now to figure out how much money I'm raking in off those kids.
X1:229 X2:487 Y1:456 Y2:516 - I need a calculator. - You are one.
X1:124 X2:593 Y1:451 Y2:516 I mean a good calculator. Minus the food, the bunny-rabbit wallpaper...
X1:197 X2:518 Y1:451 Y2:516 I get 1 00 bucks a kid, and they're costing 1 1 0!
X1:122 X2:593 Y1:451 Y2:516 - There goes my cabinets. - I won't go to another PTA meeting!
X1:198 X2:517 Y1:490 Y2:516 The kids have got to go!
X1:174 X2:543 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Daddy, how do I flush you? - Just go to bed!
X1:203 X2:515 Y1:451 Y2:516 Doing this jigsaw puzzle of a pacifier factory...
X1:110 X2:607 Y1:495 Y2:516 ...makes me want children even more.
X1:119 X2:597 Y1:450 Y2:516 I was thinking. Since we're orphans, maybe we should adopt a child.
X1:137 X2:577 Y1:489 Y2:516 Adoption? Yes, that's acceptable.
X1:178 X2:538 Y1:450 Y2:516 It's more than acceptable. It's adequately satisfactory.
X1:125 X2:593 Y1:450 Y2:516 Imperial Dragon restaurant? I've got a herd of you-know-whats for sale.
X1:114 X2:602 Y1:489 Y2:516 Let me check. Oh, aren't you a cutie.
X1:240 X2:474 Y1:490 Y2:516 About 35 pounds.
X1:317 X2:399 Y1:495 Y2:516 What?
X1:133 X2:582 Y1:489 Y2:516 Bender, we'd like to adopt a child.
X1:236 X2:478 Y1:490 Y2:516 This is the place...
X1:144 X2:575 Y1:450 Y2:516 ...because Bender's Orphanarium means discount orphans.
X1:138 X2:579 Y1:451 Y2:516 What do I have to do to send you home with 1 2 orphans?
X1:137 X2:579 Y1:450 Y2:516 - I'm afraid we only want one. - I'll show you what I got in stock.
X1:253 X2:462 Y1:495 Y2:516 I remember this.
X1:155 X2:559 Y1:451 Y2:516 They trot you out, and parents judge you like a piece of meat.
X1:268 X2:448 Y1:450 Y2:516 - I'm Albert. - Kind of fatty.
X1:112 X2:604 Y1:451 Y2:516 Then how about this little number? Purebred human. No vampire in there.
X1:180 X2:536 Y1:455 Y2:516 If you're strapped for cash, consider this unit.
X1:106 X2:609 Y1:456 Y2:516 Cursed with a third ear but full of an emotion I understand is called love.
X1:151 X2:565 Y1:490 Y2:516 One time, I did 1 00 jump ropes.
X1:187 X2:528 Y1:455 Y2:516 I can't decide. We have to think about it.
X1:188 X2:526 Y1:456 Y2:516 Grownups gotta talk now. Time for bed.
X1:239 X2:476 Y1:450 Y2:516 - But it's 1 0 a.m. - I said hit the hay!
X1:176 X2:539 Y1:455 Y2:516 - Oh, they're all so adorable. - Yeah.
X1:185 X2:531 Y1:450 Y2:516 It's times like this I can hardly bear to let them go.
X1:135 X2:580 Y1:451 Y2:516 Good night, you princes of Maine, you kings of New New England.
X1:139 X2:575 Y1:450 Y2:516 You're under arrest for child cruelty, endangerment...
X1:131 X2:583 Y1:451 Y2:516 ...selling children as food and faking the weight of livestock.
X1:173 X2:543 Y1:451 Y2:516 If you had kids of your own, you'd understand!
X1:225 X2:491 Y1:451 Y2:516 Would it be all right if we adopted a kid?
X1:169 X2:549 Y1:061 Y2:122 Might as well. They're gonna rot in the evidence locker.
X1:301 X2:414 Y1:495 Y2:516 Nice ear!
X1:248 X2:468 Y1:490 Y2:516 Hey, freaky ears!
X1:096 X2:620 Y1:450 Y2:516 - I've made up my mind. Let's adopt her. - But there's plenty of normal ones.
X1:187 X2:529 Y1:451 Y2:516 Come on, she could really use a mom and dad.
X1:205 X2:513 Y1:451 Y2:516 Ear-face, Ear-face Sally won the ugly race
X1:177 X2:538 Y1:456 Y2:516 They have a point. She has an ear on her face.
X1:127 X2:589 Y1:451 Y2:516 So what? She may be different, but she still deserves a good home.
X1:115 X2:599 Y1:450 Y2:516 If you want her, I'll give her an operation to make her acceptable.
X1:153 X2:561 Y1:450 Y2:516 She doesn't need an operation. She's fine this way.
X1:105 X2:612 Y1:451 Y2:516 - And you were fine the way you were? - Damn right I was!
X1:189 X2:527 Y1:451 Y2:516 Shut up, Fry! Look, Adlai, I'm proud to be different.
X1:214 X2:505 Y1:450 Y2:516 I wish I'd realized that when I was her age.
X1:247 X2:469 Y1:495 Y2:516 I also have a tail.
X1:178 X2:537 Y1:451 Y2:516 Take me to the hospital and put my eye back. Now.
X1:214 X2:502 Y1:490 Y2:516 Why should I do that?
X1:140 X2:574 Y1:451 Y2:516 By the end of the day, one of us is gonna have one eye.
X1:161 X2:553 Y1:450 Y2:516 In recognition of Bender's generous gift of 1 2 orphans...
X1:106 X2:610 Y1:490 Y2:516 ...and a check for 1 200 wing-wangs...
X1:109 X2:605 Y1:451 Y2:516 ...I hereby rename this building the Bender B. Rodriguez Orphanarium!
X1:167 X2:548 Y1:450 Y2:516 It's good to have the weird-looking Leela back.
X1:124 X2:592 Y1:450 Y2:516 You're a true friend. I guess there's nothing wrong with being weird.
X1:217 X2:499 Y1:450 Y2:516 Leela, there's nothing wrong with anything.
X1:258 X2:457 Y1:489 Y2:516 We'll miss you.
X1:108 X2:607 Y1:450 Y2:516 We know robots don't have emotions, but we drawed you this picture.
X1:144 X2:574 Y1:451 Y2:516 So if you ever miss us, even just a teeny bit, you can look at it.
X1:220 X2:496 Y1:451 Y2:516 Hey, I smoke a cigar, not a candy cane.
X1:250 X2:467 Y1:490 Y2:516 Hey, what the...?
X1:161 X2:557 Y1:451 Y2:516 Get away! Come on! I just got all the gum off of there!
X1:194 X2:522 Y1:490 Y2:516 I hate you! I hate you all!
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Family Guy 03x06 - Death Lives
Family Guy 03x07 - Lethal Weapons
Family Guy 03x08 - The Kiss Seen Around The World
Family Guy 03x09 - Mr Saturday Knight
Family Guy 03x10 - A Fish Out Of Water
Family Guy 03x11 - Emission Impossible
Family Man The
Family Viewing 1987
Fando y Lis
Fanfan le tulipe 2003
Fantomas Contre Scotland Yard
Far From Heaven
Far Off Place A 1993
Far away so close (1993) CD1
Far away so close (1993) CD2
Farewell Home sweet Home (Otar Iosseliani 1999)
Fargo - 1996 CD1 25fps
Fargo - 1996 CD2 25fps
Farscape - 1x01 - Premiere
Farscape - 1x02 - I ET
Farscape - 1x03 - Exodus From Genesis
Farscape - 1x04 - Throne for a Loss
Farscape - 1x05 - Back and Back and Back to the Future
Farscape - 1x06 - Thank God Its Friday Again
Farscape - 1x07 - PK Tech Girl
Farscape - 1x08 - That Old Black Magic
Farscape - 1x09 - DNA Mad Scientist
Farscape - 1x10 - Theyve Got a Secret
Farscape - 1x11 - Till the Blood Runs Clear
Farscape - 1x12 - Rhapsody In Blue
Farscape - 1x13 - The Flax
Farscape - 1x14 - Jeremiah Crichton
Farscape - 1x15 - Durka Returns
Farscape - 1x16 - A Human Reaction
Farscape - 1x17 - Through The Looking Glass
Farscape - 1x18 - A Bugs Life
Farscape - 1x19 - Nerve
Farscape - 1x20 - The Hidden Memory
Farscape - 1x21 - Bone To Be Wild
Farscape - 1x22 - Family Ties
Farscape - 2x01 - Mind The Baby
Farscape - 2x02 - Vitas Mortis
Farscape - 2x03 - Talking The Stone
Farscape - 2x04 - Crackers Dont Matter
Farscape - 2x05 - The Way We Werent
Farscape - 2x06 - Picture If You Will
Farscape - 2x07 - Home On The Remains
Farscape - 2x08 - Dream A Little Dream
Farscape - 2x09 - Out Of Their Minds
Farscape - 2x10 - My Three Crichtons
Farscape - 2x11 - Look At The Princess I - A Kiss Is But A Kiss
Farscape - 2x12 - Look At The Princess II - I Do I Think
Farscape - 2x13 - Look At The Princess III - The Maltese Crichton
Farscape - 2x14 - Beware Of Dog
Farscape - 2x15 - Wont Get Fooled Again
Farscape - 2x16 - The Locket
Farscape - 2x17 - The Ugly Truth
Farscape - 2x18 - A Clockwork Nebari
Farscape - 2x19 - Liars Guns and Money I - A Not So Simple Plan
Farscape - 2x20 - Liars Guns and Money II - With Friends Like These
Farscape - 2x21 - Liars Guns and Money III - Plan B
Farscape - 2x22 - Die Me Dichotomy
Farscape - 3x01 - Season Of Death
Farscape - 3x02 - Suns And Lovers
Farscape - 3x03 - Self Inflicted Wounds I - Coulda Woulda Shoulda
Farscape - 3x04 - Self Inflicted Wounds II - Wait For The Wheel
Farscape - 3x05 - Different Destinations
Farscape - 3x06 - Eat Me
Farscape - 3x07 - Thanks For Sharing
Farscape - 3x08 - Green Eyed Monster
Farscape - 3x09 - Losing Time
Farscape - 3x10 - Relativity
Farscape - 3x11 - Incubator
Farscape - 3x12 - Meltdown
Farscape - 3x13 - Scratch N Sniff
Farscape - 3x14 - Infinite Possibilities I - Daedalus Demands
Farscape - 3x15 - Infinite Possibilities II - Icarus Abides
Farscape - 3x16 - Revenging Angel
Farscape - 3x17 - The Choice
Farscape - 3x18 - Fractures
Farscape - 3x19 - I-Yensch You-Yensch
Farscape - 3x20 - Into The Lions Den I - Lambs To The Slaugher
Farscape - 3x21 - Into The Lions Den II - Wolf In Sheeps Clothing
Farscape - 3x22 - Dog With Two Bones
Farscape - 4x01 - Crichton Kicks
Farscape - 4x02 - What Was Lost (Part 1) - Sacrifice
Farscape - 4x03 - What Was Lost (Part 2) - Resurrection
Farscape - 4x04 - Lavas A Many Splendored Thing
Farscape - 4x05 - Promises
Farscape - 4x06 - Natural Election
Farscape - 4x07 - John Quixote
Farscape - 4x08 - I Shrink Therefore I Am
Farscape - 4x09 - A Prefect Murder
Farscape - 4x10 - Coup By Clam
Farscape - 4x11 - Unrealized Reality (Part 1)
Farscape - 4x12 - Kansas (Part 2)
Farscape - 4x13 - Terra Firma (Part 3)
Farscape - 4x14 - Twice Shy
Farscape - 4x15 - Mental As Anything
Farscape - 4x16 - Bringing Home The Beacon
Farscape - 4x17 - A Constellation Of Doubt
Farscape - 4x18 - Prayer
Farscape - 4x19 - We are So Screwed - Fetal Attraction (Part 1)
Farscape - 4x20 - We are So Screwed - Hot To Katratzi (Part 2)
Farscape - 4x21 - We are So Screwed - La Bomba (Part 3)
Farscape - 4x22 - Bad Timing
Farscape - The Peacekeeper Wars (Part 1)
Farscape - The Peacekeeper Wars (Part 2)
Fast And Furious
Fat Choi Spirit
Fate Ignoranti Le
Father of a Soldier (Rezo Chkheidze 1964)
Father of the Bride
Fear Dot Com
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fear of Fear (Rainer Werner Fassbinder 1975)
Feed the Kitty (1952)
Fellowship of the Ring The
Female Convict Scorpion Beast Stable 1973 Shunya Ito
Female Prisoner 701 Scorpion 1972
Femme Fatale (2002)
Fiances The 1962
Fierce Creatures (1997)
Fight Club CD1
Fight Club CD2
Fighter in the Wind
Fighting Fish 2004
Fille Sur La Pont La
Filles Uniques 2003
Film That Was Never Made A
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x01
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x02
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x03
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x04
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x05
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x06
Final Countdown The 1980 CD1
Final Countdown The 1980 CD2
Final Destination - New Line Platinum Series
Final Friday The - Jason Goes To Hell 25fps
Final Insult The
Final Nightmare The
Finders Fee (Jeff Probst 2001)
Finding Forrester 2000
Fire in the Sky
Firefly - Serenity (pilot)
Firefly 1x01 - The train job
Firefly 1x02 - Bushwhacked
Firefly 1x03 - Shindig
Firefly 1x04 - Safe
Firefly 1x05 - Our mrs Reynolds
Firefly 1x06 - Jaynestown
Firefly 1x07 - Out of gas
Firefly 1x08 - Ariel
Firefly 1x09 - War stories
Firefly 1x10 - Trash
Firefly 1x11 - The message
Firefly 1x12 - Heart of gold
Firefly 1x13 - Objects in space
Firemens Ball The 1967
First Great Train Robbery The 1978 CD1
First Great Train Robbery The 1978 CD2
First Men In The Moon 1964
First Power The
Fish Called Wanda A
Fisher King The
Fistful Of Dollars A
Fistful of Dynamite A CD1
Fistful of Dynamite A CD2
Five Easy Pieces 1970 CD1
Five Easy Pieces 1970 CD2
Flash Gordon CD1
Flash Gordon CD2
Flesh and Blood CD1
Flesh and Blood CD2
Flight Of The Intruder CD1 1991
Flight Of The Intruder CD2 1991
Flipper (1996) CD1
Flipper (1996) CD2
Flower of the Arabian Nights 1974 CD1
Flower of the Arabian Nights 1974 CD2
Flubber 1997 CD1
Flubber 1997 CD2
Fly Away Home
Fly The (Kurt Neumann 1958)
Fog of war The 2003 limited theatrical version
For A Few Dollars More 1965
For Scent-imental Reasons (1949)
Frasier 01x01 - The Good Son
Frasier 01x02 - Space Quest
Frasier 01x03 - Dinner At Eight
Frasier 01x04 - I Hate Frasier Crane
Frasier 01x05 - Heres Looking At You
Frasier 01x06 - The Crucible
Frasier 01x07 - Call Me Irresponsible
Frasier 01x08 - Beloved Infidel
Frasier 01x09 - Selling Out
Frasier 01x10 - Oops
Frasier 01x12 - Miracle On Third Or Fourth Street
Frasier 02x01 - Slow Tango in South Seattle
Frasier 02x02 - The Unkindest Cut of All
Frasier 02x03 - Commentary by Director David Lee and Writer Joe Keenan
Frasier 02x03 - The Matchmaker
Frasier 02x04 - Flour Child
Frasier 02x05 - Dukes We Hardly Knew You
Frasier 02x06 - The Botched Language of Cranes
Frasier 02x07 - The Candidate
Frasier 02x08 - Adventures in Paradise Part 1
Frasier 02x09 - Adventures in Paradise Part 2
Frasier 02x10 - Burying a Grudge
Frasier 02x11 - Seat of Power
Frasier 02x12 - Roz in the Doghouse
Frasier 02x13 - Retirement is Murder
Frasier 02x14 - Fool Me Once Shame on You Fool Me Twice
Frasier 02x15 - You Scratch My Book
Frasier 02x16 - The Show Where Sam Shows Up
Frasier 02x17 - Daphnes Room
Frasier 02x18 - The Club
Frasier 02x19 - Someone to Watch Over Me
Frasier 02x20 - Breaking the Ice
Frasier 02x21 - An Affair to Forget
Frasier 02x22 - Agents In America Part 3
Frasier 02x23 - The Innkeepers
Frasier 02x24 - Dark Victory
Freddys Revenge A
Free Willy 1993
Free Willy 2 - The Adventure Home
Free Willy 3 - The Rescue
French Connection II (1975)
French Connection The
Fresh Bait 1995
Friday Night (2002)
Friday the 13th
Friday the 13th Part 8
Friends - 02x03 - the one where heckles dies
Friends - 02x09 - the one with with phoebes dad
Friends - 02x11 - the one with the lesbian wedding
Friends - 02x13 - the one after the superbowl part 2
Friends - 02x15 - the one where ross and rachel you know
Friends - 02x16 - the one where joey moves out
Friends - 02x18 - the one where dr ramoray dies
Friends - 02x20 - the one where old yeller dies
Friends - 02x22 - the one with two parties
Friends - 02x24 - the one with barry and mindys wedding
Friends - 10x01 - TOW After Joey And Rachel Kiss
Friends - 10x02 - TOW Where Ross Is Fine
Friends - 10x03 - TOW Ross Tan
Friends - 10x04 - TOW the cake
Friends - 10x05 - TOW Rachels Sister Babysits
Friends - 10x06 - TOW Rosss Grant
Friends - 10x07 - TOW The Home Study
Friends - 10x08 - TOW the late Thanksgiving
Friends - 10x09 - TOW the birth mother
Friends - 10x10 - TOW Chandler Gets Caught
Friends - 10x11 - TOW The Stripper Cries
Friends - 10x12 - TOW Phoebes Wedding
Friends - 10x13 - TOW Joey Speaks French
Friends - 10x14 - TOW Princess Consuela
Friends - 3 22 - The One With the Screamer
Friends - 3x01 - The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy
Friends - 3x02 - The One Where No Ones Ready
Friends - 3x03 - The One With the Jam
Friends - 3x04 - The One With the Metaphorical Tunnel
Friends - 3x05 - The One With Frank Jr
Friends - 3x06 - The One With the Flashback
Friends - 3x07 - The One With the Race Car Bed
Friends - 3x08 - The One With the Giant Poking Device
Friends - 3x09 - The One With the Football
Friends - 3x10 - The One Where Rachel Quits
Friends - 3x11 - The One Where Chandler Cant Remember
Friends - 3x12 - The One With All the Jealousy
Friends - 3x13 - The One Where Monica and Richard
Friends - 3x14 - The One With Phoebes Ex-Partner
Friends - 3x15 - The One Where Ross and Rachel Take
Friends - 3x16 - The One the Morning After
Friends - 3x17 - The One Without the Ski Trip
Friends - 3x18 - The One With the Hypnosis Tape
Friends - 3x19 - The One With the Tiny T-Shirt
Friends - 3x20 - The One With the Dollhouse
Friends - 3x21 - The One With a Chick and a Duck
Friends - 3x22 - The One With the Screamer
Friends - 3x23 - The One With Rosss Thing
Friends - 3x24 - The One With Ultimate Fighting Champ
Friends - 3x25 - The One at the Beach
Friends - 4x01 - The One With the Jellyfish
Friends - 4x02 - The One With the Cat
Friends - 4x03 - The One With the Cuffs
Friends - 4x04 - The One With the Ballroom Dancing
Friends - 4x05 - The One With Joeys New Girlfriend
Friends - 4x06 - The One With the Dirty Girl
Friends - 4x07 - The One Where Chandler Crosses
Friends - 4x08 - The One With Chandler in a Box
Friends - 4x09 - The One Where They are Going
Friends - 4x10 - The One With the Girl from
Friends - 4x11 - The One With Phoebes Uterus
Friends - 4x12 - The One With the Embryos
Friends - 4x13 - The One With Rachels Crush
Friends - 4x14 - The One With Joeys Dirty Day
Friends - 4x15 - The One With All the Rugby
Friends - 4x16 - The One With the Fake Party
Friends - 4x17 - The One With the Free Porn
Friends - 4x18 - The One With Rachels New Dress
Friends - 4x19 - The One With All the Haste
Friends - 4x20 - The One With All the Wedding Dresses
Friends - 4x21 - The One With the Invitation
Friends - 4x22 - The One With the Worst Best Man Ever
Friends - 4x23 - The One With Rosss Wedding - part 1
Friends - 4x24 - The One With Rosss Wedding - part 2
Friends - 5x01 - The One After Ross Says Rachel
Friends - 5x02 - The One With All the Kissing
Friends - 5x03 - The One Hundreth
Friends - 5x04 - The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
Friends - 5x05 - The One With the Kips
Friends - 5x06 - The One With the Yeti
Friends - 5x07 - The One Where Ross Moves In
Friends - 5x08 - The One With All the Thanksgivins
Friends - 5x09 - The One With Rosss Sandwich
Friends - 5x10 - The One With the Inappropiate Sister
Friends - 5x11 - The One With All the Resolutions
Friends - 5x12 - The One With Chandlers Work Laugh
Friends - 5x13 - The One With Joeys Bag
Friends - 5x14 - The One Where Everyone Finds Out
Friends - 5x15 - The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey
Friends - 5x16 - The One With the Cop
Friends - 5x17 - The One With Rachels
Friends - 5x18 - The One Where Rachel Smokes
Friends - 5x19 - The One Where Ross Cant Flirt
Friends - 5x20 - The One With the Ride-Along
Friends - 5x21 - The One With the Ball
Friends - 5x22 - The One With Joeys Big Break
Friends - 5x23 - The One in Vegas
Friends - 6x01 - The One After Vegas
Friends - 6x02 - The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
Friends - 6x03 - The One With Rosss Denial
Friends - 6x04 - The One Where Joey Loses His
Friends - 6x05 - The One With Joeys Porsche
Friends - 6x06 - The One On the Last Night
Friends - 6x07 - The One Where Phoebe Runs
Friends - 6x08 - The One With Rosss Teeth
Friends - 6x15
Friends 7x01 - The One with Monicas Thunder
Friends 7x02 - The One With Rachels Book
Friends 7x03 - The One With Phoebes Cookies
Friends 7x04 - The One With Rachels Assistant
Friends 7x05 - The One With The Engagement Picture
Friends 7x06 - The One With The Nap Partners
Friends 7x07 - The One with Rosss Library Book
Friends 7x08 - The One Where Chandler Doesnt Like Dogs
Friends 7x09 - The One With All the Candy
Friends 7x10 - The One With The Holiday Armadillo
Friends 7x11 - The One With All The Cheesecakes
Friends 7x12 - The One Where They are Up All Night
Friends 7x13 - The One Where Rosita Dies
Friends 7x14 - The One Where They All Turn Thirty
Friends 7x15 - The One With Joeys New Brain
Friends 7x16 - The One With the Truth About London
Friends 7x17 - The One With the Cheap Wedding Dress
Friends 7x18 - The One With Joeys Award
Friends 7x19 - The One With Ross and Monicas Cousin
Friends 7x20 - The One With Rachels Kisses
Friends 7x21 - The One With the Vows
Friends 7x22 - The One With Chandlers Dad
Friends 7x23 - The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding Part 1
Friends 7x24 - The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding Part 2
Friends 9x01 - The One Where No One Proposes
Friends 9x02 - The One Where Emma Cries
Friends 9x03 - The One With The Pediatrician
Friends 9x04 - The One With The Sharks
Friends 9x05 - The One With Phoebes Birthday Dinner
Friends 9x06 - The One With The Male Nanny
Friends 9x07 - The One With Rosss Inappropriate Song
Friends 9x08 - The One With Rachels Other Sister
Friends 9x09 - The One With Rachels Phone Number
Friends 9x10 - The One With Christmas In Tulsa
Friends 9x11 - The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work
Friends 9x12 - The One With Phoebes Rats
Friends 9x13 - The One Where Monica Sings
Friends 9x14 - The One With The Blind Dates
Friends 9x15 - The One With The Mugging
Friends 9x16 - The One With The Boob Job
Friends 9x17 - The One With The Memorial Service
Friends 9x18 - The One With The Lottery
Friends 9x19 - The One With Rachels Dream
Friends 9x20 - The One With The Soap Opera Party
Friends 9x21 - The One With The Fertility Test
Friends 9x22 - The One With The Donor
Friends 9x23-24 - The One In Barbados 1 2)
Frisson des vampires Le
From Beijing with love
From Dusk Till Dawn
From Dusk Till Dawn 3 The Hangmans Daughter
From Justin To Kelly (Special Edition)
Frusta e il corpo La
Fudoh The New Generation 1996
Fugitive The - The Chase Continues
Fukssvansen (Chop Chop)
Full Frontal 2002
Full Metal Jacket
Full Time Killer
Fun Movie (2002 Korean) CD1
Fun Movie (2002 Korean) CD2
Fun in Acapulco (Richard Thorpe 1963)
Funeral Parade of Roses
Funeral in Berlin
Fury The (1978)
Futurama 1x01 - Space Pilot 3000
Futurama 1x02 - The Series Has Landed
Futurama 1x03 - I Roommate
Futurama 1x04 - Loves Labors Lost in Space
Futurama 1x05 - Fear of a Bot Planet
Futurama 1x06 - A Fishful of Dollars
Futurama 1x07 - My Three Suns
Futurama 1x08 - A Big Piece of Garbage
Futurama 1x09 - Hell is Other Robots
Futurama 2x01 - A Flight to Remember
Futurama 2x02 - Mars University
Futurama 2x03 - When Aliens Attack
Futurama 2x04 - Fry and the Slurm Factory
Futurama 3x01 - Amazon Women in the Mood
Futurama 3x02 - Parasites Lost
Futurama 3x03 - A Tale of Two Santas
Futurama 3x04 - The Luck of the Fryrish
Futurama 3x05 - The Birdbot of Ice-catraz
Futurama 3x06 - Bendless Love
Futurama 3x07 - The Day the Earth Stood Stupid
Futurama 3x08 - Thats Lobstertainment
Futurama 3x09 - The Cyber House Rules
Futurama 3x10 - Insane in the Mainframe
Futurama 3x10 - Where The Buggalo Roam
Futurama 3x12 - The Route of All Evil
Futurama 3x13 - Bendin in the Wind
Futurama 3x14 - Time Keeps on Slippin
Futurama 3x15 - I Dated a Robot
Futurama 3x16 - A Leela of Her Own
Futurama 3x17 - A Pharaoh To Remember
Futurama 3x18 - Anthology of Interest Part 2
Futurama 3x19 - Roswell That Ends Well
Futurama 3x20 - Godfellas
Futurama 3x21 - Future Stock
Futurama 3x22 - The 30 Iron Chef
Futurama 4x01 - Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch
Futurama 4x02 - Leelas Homeworld
Futurama 4x03 - Love and Rocket
Futurama 4x04 - Less Than Hero
Futurama 4x05 - A Taste of Freedom
Futurama 4x06 - Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV
Futurama 4x07 - Jurassic Bark
Futurama 4x08 - Crimes of the Hot
Futurama 4x09 - Teenage Mutant Leelas Hurdles
Futurama 4x10 - The Why of Fry
Futurama 4x11 - Where no Fan Has Gone Before
Futurama 4x12 - The Sting
Futurama 4x13 - Bend Her
Futurama 4x14 - Obsoletely Fabulous
Futurama 4x15 - The Farnsworth Parabox
Futurama 4x16 - Three Hundred Big Boys
Futurama 4x17 - Spanish Fry
Futurama 4x18 - The Devils Hands are Idle Playthings
Fyra Nyanser Av Brunt CD1
Fyra Nyanser Av Brunt CD2