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- Exiting the time knot now, sir.|- We're alive ! We made it, Commander.|We made it. By Grabthar's hammer,|we live to tell the tale. Systems registering functional. All systems are|working, Commander. I don't like it.|It was too easy. - Wait ! Oh, no.|They're everywhere ! - There are time knots|opening everywhere !|- A trap ! We're surrounded,|Commander. - Aah !|- Ooh ! It's a core meltdown, sir.|It can't be stopped. Surrender may be|our only option. No ! Never give up ! Never surrender ! Your orders, sir ? Sir ?|Group orders ? Activate the Omega 13. - Well ? Huh ?|Well, there you are. - Yeah ! Huh ? Yeah ! Yeah, that's|what I'm talking about. You are the first people|to see the lost Galaxy Quest-- episode 92|two-parter-- since it was originally aired|in 1982 ! - Huh ? Yeah ! All right. And now, the moment you've|all been waiting for-- the intrepid crew|of the N.S.E.A. Protector ! - Yeah ! Yeah ! [ Man ]|Red scarf, black shoes. Wait. White scarf, black buttons,|white shoes. Man, where in the hell is he ?|An hour and a half late ? - An hour and a half.|- I mean, this is unreal. They're gonna start|eating each other out there. Oh, did you hear ? He booked|another appearance without us. You're kidding. Oh. Uh--|Um-- - How did I come to this ?|- Not again. - I played Richard the Third.|- Five curtain calls. There were five curtain calls.|I was an actor once, damn it !|Now look at me. Look at me ! I cannot go out there,|and I won't say... that stupid line|one more time ! - I can't, I won't.|- Well, Alex, at least you had a part. Okay ? You had|a character people loved. I mean, my TV Guide interview|was six paragraphs... about my boobs and how they|fit into my suit. No one even bothered to ask me|what I do on the show. You had the-- Wait.|Wait, I'll think of it. - I repeated the computer, Fred.|- Whew ! Your commander is on deck !|Ha, ha ! Wow, that smog|is thick today, huh ? - Am I too late for|Alexander's panic attack ? Apparently not. You know,|you should get that looked at. Yeah. Let's take a look at a few more clips. Okay.|What did I do ? Hmm ? We want the crew !|- What ? - We want the crew !|- For those four seasons,|we developed the same affection... for the crew as the crew|had for each other. These weren't just adventurers|exploring space. - Friends.|- These were friends. - Unbelievable.|- You are so full of it, man ! It's not a big deal ! These guys|put a little set in their basement. I'm there about an hour.|It's nothing, Gwen. They wanted|the Commander. - There he goes.|- Alexander, wait a minute.|Grab him ! Grab him ! - We want the crew ! We want the crew !|- Okay ! Yeah !|Here we go ! Come on, old friend.|Old friend. You stole all my best lines.|You cut me out of episode two entirely. - Excuse me.|- Tawny Madison--|my personal favorite-- - Gwen DeMarco ! Yeah ! Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about !|Let's hear a warm welcome... for crack gunner Laredo--|Tommy Webber ! - You will go out there !|- I won't, and nothing you say|will make me. - The show must go on.|- Freddie Kwan ! - Damn you. Damn you. I won't say|that stupid line one more time. Tev'Meck--|Alexander Dane ! Yeah !|All right ! By Grabthar's hammer,|you shall be avenged ! Yeah !|All right ! That guy can act.|And finally, my-- my fellow|Questerians, the brave Commander|of the N.S.E.A. Protector, Peter, Peter, Peter,|Peter, Peter, Quincy, Quincy, Quincy, Quincy,|Taggart, Taggart, Taggart Taggart-- - Jason Nesmith ! Yes ! We love you, Commander ! - Never give up, never--|Never surrender ! Damn the resonance cannons,|full speed ahead ! Huh ? The Commander and his crew|will be signing autographs... on lmperial decks "C" and "B"|near the Coke machines. Whoo ! Quest forever, man ! Excuse me, pardon me.|Crew member coming through. - Fans, right ? Hey, Gwen.|- Oh, hey, man. I want to thank you for that|nice intro you gave us today. - Um--|- Guy. You probably don't remember me,|do you ? It's the sunglasses, right ? I was on the show in '82,|episode 81. Got killed by a lava monster|before the first commercial. Aaah ! Listen, uh-- Maybe I could sit in|and, uh, sign a couple autographs ? By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons|of Warvan, I shall avenge you ! - By Grabthar's--|- Next. Had I moved an inch to the left,|the beast would have killed me. - On the other hand,|my crew was in danger.|- How did you know what to do ? Come on ! Without my crew,|I'm not a commander, huh ? I think we all remember what happened|to that beast on Enok Seven, right ? You've gotta admit,|they really do love him. Yeah, almost as much|as he loves himself. Excuse me, Commander.|Hey ! I was wondering if you|could help settle a dispute|my crew and I seem to be having. Um, if you remember, uh,|in "Quasar Dilemma--" Excuse me|for a minute, fellas. I hadn't even gotten|to the relevant conundrum. In episode 15,|"Mist of Delos Five," I got the feeling that you and|the Commander kind of had a thing. - Did you ?|- No. The Commander and I|never had a thing. Well that's|her story. Excuse me. Gwen. Gwen. Gwen. - Commander.|- Excuse me. I must speak to you.|It is a matter of supreme importance. We are Thermians|from the Klatu Nebula... and we... need your help. Oh, oh, oh. Is this about|that gig tomorrow ? Just hammer out the details|with my agent, and make sure|there's a limo at my house. Last time I did one of these gigs,|they shoved me in the back of a Toyota. Remember,|mum's the word. - Certainly, but um--|- Mum. - Mum. Mum.|- Mum.|- Mum. Look here.|And... beautiful. Crewman Madison.|The mist of this strange planet... is filling my head|with such thoughts. It was cute when I|didn't know you. You-- What a freak show, man.|Oh, this is hilarious. Bunch of losers ! Beggin'|for autographs at 15 bucks a pop. - These guys haven't had|a real acting job for 20 years. - This is all they've got.|- Did you check out Nesmith ? He actually gets off on those retards|thinking he's a space commander ! - Yeah ! Oh, and his friends ?|- I know ! They can't stand him ! Did you|hear them ragging on him in there ? Dude, he has no idea he's|a laughingstock, even to his buddies. - He's pathetic !|- Ooh, come on, come on. The Galaxy Quest Dancers|are almost on. Whoo ! Full speed ahead,|Lieutenant. Hey, Commander,|uh, so, as I was saying, in "The Quasar Dilemma," remember,|you used the auxiliary of deck B-- could you get this--|deck B for gamma override. The thing is is that|online blueprints clearly indicate... that deck B is independent|of the guidance matrix. So, we were wondering|just where the error lies in that. It's just a television show.|That's all, okay ? Right, but-- 'Cause we were wondering if the quantum|flux-- Now, just listen on this-- There is no|quantum flux ! There's no auxiliary.|There's no goddamn ship ! You got it ? I mean it.|I mean it, Alex. I've never seen him lose it like that.|Not to a fan. I mean, it was|just weird. Gwen, I have|said it for years. He's mentally unstable. l-- I'm worried. It just was not|like him. As long as there|is injustice, whenever a Targathian baby|cries out, - wherever a distress signal|sounds among the stars, -we'll be there-- this fine|ship, this fine crew.|-This fine ship, this fine crew. - Never give up and never surrender.|- Never give up. Never surrender. - Can I help you ?|- Sir, I understand this is|a terrible breach in protocol-- - You guys shouldn't come|to my house, man.|- I beg you to hear our plea. We are Thermians|from the Klatu Nebula. Our people are being systematically|hunted and slaughtered... by Roth'h'ar Sarris|of Fatu-Krey. We are to meet in negotiation.|However, our efforts in this|regard have been disastrous. Please, Commander.|You are our last hope. - We have secured our limousine.|- What ? Oh, oh, oh, oh. Um, it's the thing|for the thing that's, um-- Maybe I should get some pants on. Come on in. - Commander, I must say that standing here|in your presence... is the greatest honor we could have|ever hoped to achieve in our lifetimes. That's-- I really|appreciate that. Would you guys look for another shoe|that looks like this, please ? Sir, I am Lahnk,|senior requisition officer. Before we travel to the ship, please let|me know if you have any requirements. - Weapons, documents, personnel ?|- Um, a Coca-Cola ?|Do you have one of those ? - Sir, I am Teb. I would like to explain|the history between our people... - and the Sarris Dominion|in greater detail.|- Hey, how ya doin' ? In the five million years|following the Great Nebula Burst, - our people were one p--|- What's your name ? - Doesn't she talk ?|- Her translator is broken. - Okeydokey. You know, guys, I had a late night|with a Kreemorian Fangor beast, so I'm gonna just|shut my eyes for a bit. Go on. You know. I'm listening|to everything you say, okay ? In the five million years|following the Great Nebula Burst, our people|were one people. But then came the Zactor Migration,|and then the Melosian Shift, dark period of discontent|once spread through the land. Fighting among Treeb sects|and Largoths-- ah, the foolishness. And it was in this time|of dissension that Sarris-- - Commander. Commander.|- Hmm. I'm sorry to wake you, sir,|but your presence is requested|on the command deck. - Sir, Sarris has moved the deadline. We are approaching his ship|at the Ni-delta now. He wants an answer|to his proposal. Yeah, I got most of it in the car.|Sarris is the bad guy, right ? Oh, yes, sir.|He's a very bad man indeed. He has tortured our scientists, put us|to work in the gallium arsenide mines, - Mm-hmm.|- captured our females|for his own demented purposes-- Yeah, yeah, I got the picture.|Do you have pages or do you|just want me to wing this ? - I am not sure I understand you.|- Commander. - Welcome to the Protector Two.|- Good to see ya. - Would you like to don your uniform ?|- I'd like to skip that. I got this gig in Van Nuys in about a|quarter of an hour. Is that all right ? - As you wish.|- Sir, it's Sarris. He's here. General, I just received word|the Thermians have appointed|a new commander... to handle|the negotiations. What ? This is great. You know, usually|it's just cardboard walls in a garage. - Sir, we apologize|for operating in low-power mode,|- Oh. Oooh. but we are experiencing|a reflective flex field|this close to the galactic axis. You know what I could use ?|A cup holder and a couple of Advil. We're approaching in five ticks, sir.|Command to slow ? Set it on screen saver two. Because we, you know-- We gotta-- Oh, I'm sorry|to break the mood here. Um, slow it down|to mark two, Lieutenant. I see fear. - That is expected.|- Mm-hmm. - Ahh, they bring a new commander.|- It's good. - Here are my demands.|- It's scary.|I mean, you know, he looks... - And if I do not hear what I like,|- real. then there will be blood... and pain|as you cannot imagine ! - First, I require...|- Backwash. the Omega 13. Second, I will require|a technician-- Okeydokey. Let's fire blue particle|cannons full. Red particle cannons full. Gannet magnets,|fire them left and right. And let 'em run all chutes.|And while you're at it, why don't you toss that|at 'em, killer ? That should take care of|old lobster head, shouldn't it ? Commander,|where are you going ? - Home.|- You-- You mean Earth ? Yeah, Earth. I need|to get back to Earth, kids. But the negotiation.|You-You fired on him. - Yeah, yeah. Long live--|What was your planet called ?|- Thermia. - Long live Thermia. This way ?|- But what if Sarris survives ? - I doubt it. I gave him both barrels.|- He has a very powerful ship. If you got any more problems|with the guy, just give me a call. - Ow ! - An interstellar vox.|- A what ? Hey. - How can we thank you, Commander ? You-- You have saved|our people. Yeah. Okay. You know, you kids|have been great. You really have. This thing is real lookin'.|Yoo-hoo. Hello ? Hey ! Where's my limo ? Huh ? Take it from us.|We've been all over the universe. But we've never seen space-age values|like we've seen here at-- Tech Value|Electronic Superstore ! By Grabthar's hammer, what a savings. All right ! Yeah. Let's hear it|for the N.S.E.A. Protector. - Brandon, are you okay ?|- Commander. My apologies. Evidently, we had a little|miscommunication regarding... the voyage. That you didn't show up. - He did it again.|Thank you for coming out. Do you know what time it is ? Why do|you even bother to show up at all ? N-N-N-Not now.|Guys, I was there. I was up there.|Remember yesterday at the convention ? Those people dressed like aliens ?|They were aliens. They were Termites or Dalmatians.|I can't really remember|'cause I was hungover. But what they built|was . It was a huge spaceship.|I got to fight this guy named Sarris|and I kicked his ass. I know what you're thinkin'.|But I can prove it. They gave me this. No, no, no, no, no. But can you|talk to people in space on those ? Protector,|this is the commander. Over. - Oh, for God's sake.|- That's it. It's time to go ! This isn't mine. - That kid. Where's that kid ?|- Begging your pardon, Commander ? We come with news.|Sarris lives. - He was able upon your departure|to make an escape.|- Listen. Tell them. - However, he has contacted us|and wishes to negotiate a surrender.|- Sarris. We humbly implore you to come|and negotiate the terms. Huh ? They want me back ?|You want me back ? Is this amazing ? They want me back, and|I want you guys to go with me. Please ? Think about it.|Let's go. Yes ! You're-- You're goin' ? Alexander, this is not--|I'm not kiddin' here. This isn't some kind of prank.|I'm not kiddin'. No, guys, guys, listen.|Come on. Gwen, Gwen, Gwen. Stop. Come here. You know me, and|I'm a lot of things, but am I crazy ? You know, it's one thing|to treat us this way. It's another thing to do it|to your fans. She's not a fan.|This is-- This is a Termite ! You should've just|let me hit him. Boy, I didn't know|you could get that loaded. I think we should've|just taken the gig. I mean, who knows|the next time he'll ask us ? Fred, he was drunk. Do you really think|he was talking about a job ? - But you live with your mother.|- Did Jason come through here ? Yeah, he's in there.|Hey, guys. Ah. We are coming too. - All of you wish to go to the ship ?|- Yes, we wish to go to the ship. You see, we work together,|or not at all. Wonderful. The commander|had me continue transmission|in case you changed your mind. - Protector, requesting|four interstellar--|- Me too. five pods|for immediate departure. Guys. - Guys.|- I look forward to meeting you all... in person when you|arrive at the ship. - End transmission. - Oh, my God. - Anybody got any change ? Our most sincere apologies. - We forgot about|our appearance generators.|- You guys came. Who wants the grand tour ? - Anybody else ? That was a hell of a thing. - What's wrong with them ?|- I don't know. Come on. That's right, guys.|Keep shaking it off. It gets better. - Try some gum. It helps.|- Where are we ? The twenty-third quadrant|of the gamma sector.|There's a map in the forward room. I'll show you.|Come on. - Welcome, my friends.|- This is Mathesar. He's their leader. I am Mathesar.|On behalf of all my people, I wish to thank you from|the deepest place in our hearts. Mathesar,|this is, uh, my crew. Dr. Lazarus. Dr. Lazarus. Dr. Lazarus. Lieutenant Madison. Lieutenant Madison. Young Laredo,|how you've grown. Young Laredo. Tech Sergeant Chen. Tech Sergeant Chen. Tech Sergeant Chen. C-Crew man number--|Guy. Guy. You... know us ? I don't believe there is a man, woman|or child on my planet who does not. Since we first received transmission|of your historical documents, we have studied every facet|of your missions and strategies. - You've been watchin' the show ?|- Lieutenant, historical documents. - H-Historical documents from out here ?|- Yes. The past hundred years our society|had fallen into disarray. Our goals, our values had become|scattered. But since the transmission, - we have modeled every aspect|of our society... from your example,|and it has saved us. Your courage and teamwork|and friendship through adversity-- In fact, all you see around you|has been taken from the lessons... garnered from|the historical documents. - Is this a-- a spaceship ?|- No. This is a star port|for the ship. Would you guys|like to see the ship ? Oh, my God ! It's real. The generator room. The beryllium sphere,|of course. And as we continue-- The medical quarters|are to the left. We went through some trouble|duplicating your cellular regeneration-- - Jason, what have you got us into ?|- What are we doing here ? - Wow, the floors are so clean.|- We're just here to negotiate|this guy Sarris' surrender. - It's no big deal.|- And the organ fabrication chamber|is coming along nicely. It's no big deal ? - Are you crazy ?|We have to get out of here.|- Oh, come on, guys. Jason, we are actors,|not astronauts. You guys wanna go home ?|Say the word, we'll go home. Pay our bills,|feed our fish, fall asleep in front of the TV|and miss out on all of this. Come on. Do you guys|wanna do that ? Anybody ? Gwen, come on.|Look at where we are. We're in space. Alexander, this is the role|of a lifetime. You guys wanna leave ? We have enjoyed preparing|many of your esoteric dishes. Your Monte Cristo sandwich is a current|favorite among the adventurous. The main barracks. At ease. It's like throwing gasoline|on a flame. What ? I'm just jazzed about|being on the show, man. lf you would all take your positions. - Our what ?|- Guys. - Oh. Oh.|- Oh.|- Oh, wh-- Hmm. Look, this thingy. I remember--|I remember I had it all worked out. This is forward.|This is back. Commander, some of the crew|has requested to be present|at this historic event. Sure. Bring 'em in. No pressure, huh ?|Glad I ain't the commander. Laredo, take us out. - Excuse me ? They designed those controls|after watching you. - Take her out.|- Right, right. Okay. Right. Right.|Take her out. Okay. Y-you gotta move|to the right. - Hit parallel.|- Would you sit your ass down ?|Sit ! You wanna drive ? Oh. Mmm. How are you enjoying|your steak, Commander ? I'm really enjoying it.|This is like corn-fed lowa beef. Yes. We programmed|the food synthesizer... for each of you based on|the regional menu of your birthplace. I don't care where|you did it. It tastes great ! Are you enjoying your|Kep-mok bloodticks, Dr. Lazarus ? Just like Mother|used to make. So, um--|Tell me, Mathesar. This Sarris person|that we're flying to meet, - what does he want, exactly ? He heard about the device--|the Omega 13. Um, what is it ?|What does it do ? We don't know. We were hoping|you could enlighten us. Oh.|The Omega 13 device. We found that on an alien planet.|We don't know what it does either. - Why don't you just turn it on|and see what it does ? It has at its heart a reactor|capable of unthinkable energy. If we were mistaken in our construction,|the device would... act as a molecular explosive,|causing a chain reaction... that would obliterate|all matter in the universe. Has Sarris ever seen any|of the, uh, historical records ? No, thank God, he has not. Oh. So how does he know about|the Omega 13 device ? Our former commander|was not... strong. Former commander ? I am sorry.|You deserve to be shown. The tape was smuggled off|of Sarris' ship. Originally, one of our own|tried to lead. Is that all ?|After three days of this, you still require...|incentive ? I have told you all I know. If you have any mercy within you,|please, let me die. [ Sarris ] When I grow weary|of the noises you make, you shall die. Wait a minute, guys. Come on.|Hold on a minute. You just can't leave. - Give me some time to think.|- He wants to think. No, Jason, that's a wrap.|There's nothing to think about. I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm|just crewman number six. I'm expendable. I'm the guy in the episode who dies|to prove the situation is serious.|I gotta get out. - Commander ?|- We gotta prepare the pods|for my crew's departure. Begging your commander's pardon, sir.|We can't launch pods at the moment. - Sarris will surely detonate|any objects leaving the ship.|- Sarris ? Yes, sir. He's here now. Your presence|is required on the command deck. There's nobody here. While my people are|talented scientists, our attempt to operate|our own technologies... under tactical simulation|have been disastrous. - I have raised Sarris|on zeta frequency.|- Mathesar-- We meet again, Commander. Hello, Sarris. How you doin' ? Better than my lieutenant. He failed to activate the ship's|neutron armor as quickly as I'd hoped... on our last encounter. Yeah, well, you know,|I'd like to say I'm real sorry|about what happened before. The whole thing was just--|just a misunderstanding. Deliver the device to me, or I will destroy your ship. You know, um,|we'd like do that, but frankly, Sarris, sir, we don't know|what it is or even where it is. You have ten seconds ! I don't-- Ten seconds ?|I don't-- There-- You know-- Okay. Gosh darn it,|I give up. It's yours. You can have it. You have to give me a minute|to put it in a box for you, okay ? - Gwen. Don't panic. I've dealt with|this guy before. He's as stupid|as he is ugly. Come here. - Jason.|- Not now, Gwen. Sit, sit, sit, sit. We're gonna send everything|we can at him, all right ? - Jason.|- Not now, Gwen ! Push these red buttons and send|everything we have towards him, okay ? - Okay.|- All right, Gwen. - Put me back on with him.|- Well, I'm trying to tell you,|you are back with him. Perhaps I'm not as stupid|as I am ugly, Commander. I gave you the...|"kill" gesture. No, you gave me|the "we're dead" signal. I was agreeing with you.|Like I know where the hold button is. Hey, guys. - There's a red, uh, thingy... movin' toward the green thingy. - What ?|- Red thingy movin'|toward the green thingy. I think-- I think|we're the green thingy. A little present|for you, Commander. We gotta get out of here. Move|this ship. Turn it. Move ! Let's go ! - Tommy, let's go !|Get us out of here !|- Jason, what do I do ? Go, go, go ! Whoo ! They're turning.|They're coming ! Thrust ahead, full ! Fire at will. - Go faster, Tommy ! - I'm going as fast as I can !|- She's still behind us ! Well, uh, uh, press turbo. I'm always|saying, "Press the turbo," right ? - Oh, it's here. Right here.|- Press it and hold it down. - Whoo ! The enemy is matching velocity. - Enemy is matching velocity.|- We heard it the first time ! Gosh, I'm doing it.|I'm repeating the darn computer. Hi, guys. Listen.|They're tellin' me... the, uh-- the generators|won't take it. The ship is breakin' apart|and all that. Just F.Y.I. - We've gotta stop !|- We stop and we die.|Tommy, just hold that down. - You don't hold the turbo down.|It's for quick boosts !|- Oh, like you know. - I remember that sound. That's a bad sound. Wait, wait, wait, wait. We might be able|to lose them in this cloud here. Oh, I don't--|I don't think that's a cloud. - Mathesar, what is this ?|- Tothian minefield left standing|from the Great War of 12185. Oh, God !|Whoo ! Could you possibly try|not to hit every single one ? Sorry, man. They're driftin'|towards us ! I think they're magnetic ! Continue forward, sir ? Patience, Lieutenant. Patience. - We've gotta stop !|- We're almost through this. - You okay ? You all right ?|- Yeah. - Everybody all right ? Where's Tommy ? - Oh, man !|- Tommy ! You all right ? No, my arm is broke--|No, don't touch it. Don't touch it. - I'll take him to medical quarters.|- Thanks, Mathesar. Alex, where are you going ? To see if there's a pub. Forward thruster shaft:|87 percent damage. Aft vector guards:|96 percent damage. Structural breaches|in quadrants 32, 34, 40-- - What about the engines ?|- Forward thruster shaft: - 87 percent damage.|- Computer, what about the engines ? - Why don't we have power ?|- The beryllium sphere|has fractured under stress. - It's fractured.|- Can it be repaired ? - Computer, can it be repaired ?|- Damage to beryllium sphere:|irreparable. - New source of beryllium|must be secured.|- We need another one. You broke the ship.|You broke the bloody ship. Eh, ah-- Computer, is there a replacement|beryllium sphere on board ? Computer, is there a replacement|beryllium sphere on board ? Negative. No reserve|beryllium sphere exists on board. No, we have no extra|beryllium sphere on board. You know, that is|really getting annoying. Look, I have one job|on this lousy ship. It's stupid,|but I'm gonna do it, okay ? Sure, no problem. A thousand apologies.|We have failed you. How have you failed us ? We have seen you victorious in|much more desperate situations. The fault must lie with us,|with the ship. No, Mathesar, it is not your fault,|and it's not the ship's fault. It's-lt's-lt's-lt's|my fault. -We-We screwed--|-We are not the people you think we are. I don't understand. Didn't you make any TV shows|on your planet ? Any theater, films ? The historical documents|of your culture. Yes, in fact, we have begun to document|our history from your example. No, not historical documents. They're|not all historical documents. I mean, surely you don't think|that Gilligan's lsland is a-- - Those poor people. Oh, brother. We're screwed. Is there no one on your planet|who behaves in a way... that's contrary|to reality ? You are speaking of-- - Deception, lies.|- Deception, lies. We have only recently|become aware of this concept|in our dealings with Sarris. Often, Sarris will say one thing|and do another. Promise us mercy,|but deliver destruction. It is a concept we are beginning|to learn at some great costs. But if you are saying that|any of you could have traits|in common with Sarris-- Hey, Commander, listen. We found|some beryllium on a nearby planet. We might be able to get there... if we reconfigure|the solar matrix... in parallel|for endothermic propulsion. What do you think ? - We'll do that !|- All right ! That's-That's-That's|right again. That's-- C-C-Come on.|Group hug. - Come on. Dr. Lazarus, I hope|I am not breaching protocol, but I am so very humbled|to stand in your presence. I have studied your missions|extensively. Though I am Thermian, I have lived|my life by your philosophy, by the code|of the Mak'tar. - Oh, good, that's very nice.|- By Grabthar's hammer, Dr. Lazarus. - Don't do that. I'm not kidding.|- I'm sorry, sir, I was just-- Just don't. Yes, sir. Never give up,|never surrender. Dr. Lazarus ? Here is your surface mapper. I have|programmed it to the coordinates... of a beryllium sphere|of sufficient density. - Good luck on your mission, sir.|- Thanks. You're doing good,|Tommy. I changed my mind.|I wanna go back. After the fuss you made|about getting left behind ? Yeah, but that's when I thought|I was the crewman... that stays on the ship, and something|is up there, and it kills me. But now I'm thinking I'm the guy|who gets killed by some monster... five minutes after we land|on the planet. You're not gonna die|on the planet, Guy. I'm not ?|Then what's my last name ? It's, uh, uh--|I don't know. Nobody knows !|Do you know why ? Because my character isn't|important enough for a last name, because I'm gonna die|five minutes in. Guy, you have a last name. - Do I ? Do I ?|- Yes ! For all you know,|I'm just crewman number six. Mommy ! Mommy ! Mommy ! Are we there yet ? - Mommy !|- Tommy ! - Look out ! Oh, no !|- Pull out ! Oh, yeah ! - Don't open that !|It's an alien planet ! Is there air ?|You don't know ! Seems okay. Here we go. Which way, Alexander ? This way ! Wait. No. - That way.|- You were holding it upside down. - Shut up.|- You know, with|all that makeup and stuff, I actually thought|you were smart for a second. You think you could|do better, Laredo ? - All right with that Laredo stuff.|- Oh, we're so screwed. Come on, come on, come on,|if we wanna finish this mission,|we have to use self-control. "Self-control" ?|That's funny, coming from a guy... who slept with every Turekian slave|girl and moon princess on the show. Ever occur to you,|had you been more supportive,|you might've been-- Wow. Must be|some sort of mining facility. - Where are the miners ?|- Something bad happened here. - Will you relax ? There they are.|Beryllium spheres. Let's go. Look at that. Would you look at that ?|They look like little children. Could they be the miners ? Sure, they're like|three years old. Miners, not minors. - You lost me.|- I don't like this. - I don't like this at all.|- They are so cute. Sure, they're cute now.|In a second, they're gonna get mean. They're gonna get ugly somehow, then|there's gonna be a million more of them. Look.|There's a little hurt one. Oh. Hi.|Hi there. - Ah !|- Shh ! - Did you guys ever watch the show ? See ? They're gonna help|the little hurt one. I'm so sick|of being right. - Let's get out of here before|one of those things kills Guy.|- Wait a minute. We're not going anywhere without|a beryllium sphere. We need a plan. Fred, I need a diversion|to clear the compound of those things. Then, Alex and Gwen and I|will go get a sphere. Tommy, get up on that ridge,|and if you see them come back,|give me a signal, all right ? Why does this sound|so familiar ? "Assault on Voltareck 3,"|episode 81. - We're doing episode 81 ?|- Whatever. The one with|the hologram, the wall of fire. Well, how the hell is Fred|supposed to project a hologram ? - What did we do in episode 81 ?|- It's just a rough plan. - What difference does it make|if it's episode 81 or not ?|- 'Cause I died in episode 81 ! - Shh ! Episode 51, right ?|- This is ludicrous. Why are you listening to this fellow ?|May I remind you: He's wearing a costume,|not a uniform. He's no more equipped to lead us|than this fellow. No offense. Look, they're gone. - Where'd they go, back inside ?|- I don't know. - Nobody was watching.|- All right, all right ! Listen up. Here's the plan.|Gwen, Fred, Alex and l,|we'll go down and get a sphere. Fleegman, you set up a perimeter,|and Tommy, you're lookout. - You see anything at all,|you give us a signal.|- What kind of a signal ? - Any kind of signal.|- Okay, I'll do my hands|like this, and caw, caw ! What are you, an infant ?|Look, we have these. - That-- Sorry.|- All right, let's go. - Does rolling help ?|- Uh-huh, it helps. - Where's your gun ?|- It helps.|- Shoot ! - Oh.|- What ? Never give up, never surrender. Oh, shut up. Run ! Run ! Run ! - They're everywhere,|they're everywhere.|- Everywhere ! - Come on, let's go.|- Let's go ! - Hurry ! They're everywhere.|Come on ! Don't look back. Don't look back. - We're not gonna make it. - Oh, God ! - I knew it, I knew it.|I knew this was gonna kill me.|- Hurry ! Go, go, go ! Come on. Push. Let's go. Go ! I got it, but it's gonna|take a few seconds. I got it, I got it ! - Go ahead.|- There's no time. Get in, get in. Of course, I forgot, you've got|to be the hero. Haven't you ? Heaven forbid anybody else gets|the spotlight ! Oh, no, Jason Nesmith-- - Oh ! Jason ! Jason, come on ! - Hurry !|- Tommy, go ! Go ! I mean it ! Help ! No, no, no ! Jason, please !|Tommy, stop the pod, stop it ! - I can't stop it. It's on autopilot.|- Go ! Leave him ! No ! [ Screeching ] Oh, right ! Of course, it's always|about you, isn't it ? Oh, hey ! Gorignack, Gorignack. - Gorignak, Gorignak,|Gorignak, Gorignak. Jason ? Jason,|can you hear me ? - Yeah, Gwen, you got me.|- Thank God. Are you okay ? Yeah. As a matter of fact,|I've got Gorignak staring me|in the face right now. But you know what ?|I think I can take him. Jason, we're gonna use the digital|conveyor to get you out of there. - The digital conveyor ?|- Yeah. You gonna have me diced into cubes|and sent up there in a million pieces ? - Right.|- Well, you know what ? I think I'll take my chances|with Gorignak. We're getting you out right now.|It's perfectly safe, isn't it, Teb ? It has never been|successfully tested. - What did he say ?|- Hold, please. Theoretically, the mechanism|is fully operational. However, it was built to accommodate|your anatomy, not ours. But now that Tech Sergeant Chen|is here, he can operate it. It was designed watching his motions|from the historical documents. I-l-l mean, I can't. - I-l can supervise.|- Jason, we're gonna test it. - On what ?|- How about that pig lizard ? - Hey, I'm doing all right|with the pig lizard.|- Please, Fred. And hurry. I'm sorry. It's very exciting|to watch the master at the controls. The operation of the conveyor is|much more-- hmm-mmm-- art than science. Stand back, Jason. Gorignak, Gorignak,|Gorignak. - What ? What was that ?|- Uh--|- Nothing. - I heard some squealing or something.|- Oh, no, everything's fine. But the animal is|inside out. I heard that.|It turned inside out ? And it exploded. Did I just hear that the animal|turned inside out and exploded ? Hello ? Hold, please. Hey, wait a minute.|Guys, guys. If the pig lizard is gone,|why are they still yelling "Gorignak." Teb, hit|the translation circuit. Gorignak, Gorignak. Rock. Rock, rock, rock. - Jason, I don't think the pig lizard|was Gorignak. What the hell|you talkin' about ? Oh, darn. Digitize me ! - Come on, Fred.|- Come on, guys, digitize me ! - Not me.|- Come on, they based it|on your hand movements. - Am I the only one who saw|that thing inside out ?|- No, no, no, no. I-l-l'm not the guy. I'm not Tech Sergeant Chen.|Kwan's not even my real name. Fred's no good, Jason.|You're just gonna have to kill it. Kill it ? Well,|I'm open to any suggestions. Go for the eyes,|like in episode 22 ! It doesn't have|any eyes, Tommy. Go for the mouth or throat,|its vulnerable spots ! It's a rock.|It doesn't have any vulnerable spots ! I know ! You construct a weapon.|Look around you. - Can you form some sort|of rudimentary lathe ?|- A lathe ! Get off the line, Guy ! Alexander,|you're my advisor. Advise me. Well, you're just gonna have to|figure out what it wants. What is its motivation ? It's a rock monster.|It doesn't have motivation. See, that's your problem, Jason.|You were never serious about the craft. Oh ! Fred, can you hear me ? Fred, are you there ? - Kinda.|- You can do it, Fred. It's up to you. Oh, no, no, no. Jason,|I'll just-- I'll just mess it up. You did it for four years|on the show. Do it now. That was the show.|I'm not that guy. You never forgot a line.|You never missed a mark. That's not me anymore, man. It is you, Fred.|You just stopped trying. You could do this, Fred. I know|in my heart, you're gonna save my life. - I am ?|- No doubt about it, Fred. Fred ! Fred, can you hear me ? Fred ! Fred ?|I don't wanna die down here. Digitize me, Fred ! - Oh, wow.|- Oh ! - Tech Sergeant Chen.|- Yeah ! Oh ! I see you managed|to get your shirt off. - I did it.|- Welcome back, Fred. All right, did we get|the beryllium sphere installed ? - Yes, we are back to full power.|- Great. Engines and pods ? - Fully operational.|- Perfect ! We'll crank this sucker up. You can drop us off, and you guys can be|back to your home planet before supper. Oh, no, sir,|we have no reason to go back. Sure you do.|Family, friends. Come on. We are all that is left. - I didn't know that.|- Sir, I have raised the command deck. Mathesar, meet us up|on the command deck. Mathesar. Mathesar, Quellek ! Why can't we reach them ? Thank God, you're alive. Now you will face justice,|Sarris. At every turn, you demonstrate|the necessity for your extermination. Leave him alone. You wish to save the life|of this man ? Yeah. Yes. Then tell me--|what does it do, - this Omega 13 ?|- I don't know what it does. I said, I don't know. - Is it a bomb ?|- I don't know. - A booby trap ?|- I don't know ! - Tell me !|- I don't know ! - [ Moaning ]|- Do you think I'm a fool ? That the commander does not know|every bolt, every weld in his ship ? Prepare a tear harness... for the female. - You brute ! Let go of me ! I'm not the commander. What did you say ? I said,|I'm not the commander. Leave them alone.|There's no reason to hurt them. - They don't know anything.|- Explain. Gwen, show him|the historical documents. Computer, show the historical documents|of the Galaxy Quest missions. Wonderful. You have all done far greater damage|than I ever could have. Bravo ! Bravo. This is a moment|I will treasure. Explain to him... who you all really are. Tell him ! Explain ! Mathesar, the-- There's no such person|as Captain Taggart. My name is Jason Nesmith.|I am an actor. We're all actors. He doesn't understand. Explain as you would|a child. We, uh--|We pretended. We lied. - Yes ! You understand that,|don't you, Mathesar ? Mathesar, l--|I'm not a commander. There's no National Space|Exploration Administration. We don't have a ship. But there it is. That ship is that big. But inside,|I see many rooms. You've seen plywood sets|that look like the inside. Our beryllium sphere is-is wire|with plaster around it. And our-- our digital conveyor is... Christmas tree lights. It's a decoration.|It's all fake. Just like me. But why ? It's difficult|to explain. On our planet, we-- we pretend|to-to entertain and-- Mathesar,|I am so sorry. God, I am so sorry. - So now you know. Lieutenant Lathe, hardwire|the reactor core to overload. I would like to blow|this troublesome vehicle to dust. - Sarris, what about my people ?|- Yes ! Far too simple|a death for them, isn't it ? Lathe, open an oxygen seal|on level "C." Let the air in a bit|for our friends. Son of a-- Release them... into space. Core overload.|Emergency shutdown: overridden. Core implosion estimated|in nine minutes. - Core overload.|Emergency shutdown: overridden.|- Hey ! Where's the happy ending, Jason ? Never give up,|never surrender. Maybe it's about time you just backed|off, you fin-headed monstrosity. - Jason ?|- You what ? You're starting to act|like you did in episode 17, you scene-stealing hack. Oh, right. Well, how does it feel, Jason ? -Was it worth it ? You murdered us all !|-Shut up. Hundreds to die|just because of you. - I told you to shut up.|- Both of you, get in there. Hundreds to die just because|you wanna play a big commander. - You raving lunatic.|- Then I'll see you in hell, won't I ? - Look out, Jason !|- Get his gun ! Get the gun ! Take that ! Sorry, I was-- Door was|a little sticky. Did you see that ? I'll get one of my boys up here|with a can of WD-40. - You used to pull your punches.|- Scene-stealing hack, thank you. - Raving egomaniac.|- Can't think where I got that from. Guys. Look. They're suffocating. Core overload.|Emergency shutdown: overridden. Core implosion estimated|in eight minutes. General, your transport|is ready for departure ! Core overload.|Emergency shutdown: overridden. Core implosion estimated|in seven minutes. - Computer, shut down the core.|- Unable. Memory checks invalid.|Core system's hardware damaged. All right, listen up, this is what|we gotta do. Gwen, you and l, we're gonna get to the core|and shut it down manually. Fred, take Guy and Laliari.|You find that valve. Shut it off before|those Thermians run out of air. Alexander, get to the barracks. Wedge|a door open, in case they can't do that. - Okay.|- Wait, Jason. What about me ?|What do I do ? You're gonna practice driving.|Let's go ! Practice driving. - So we get to shut down|a neutron reactor.|- That's right. I hate to break it|to you, Jason, but I don't know how to|shut down a neutron reactor, and unless you took a learning annex|course I don't know about, I'm pretty sure you don't know how|to shut down a neutron reactor either. No, I don't,|but I know someone who does. - Brandon, honey, garbage. Aw, Mother,|I'm quite busy. Come on, Brandon,|don't make me ask you again. Just ten more minutes.|Okay, Ma, I promise. Great. - Hello ? Anybody there ? Hello ? Hello ? Got him. Listen to me.|This is Jason Nesmith. I play Commander Peter Quincy Taggart,|N.S.E.A. Protector. We accidentally traded boxes the other|day when we bumped into each other. Oh ? Oh.|Commander, I see. - Okay.|- What's your name, son ? [ Sighs ]|Brandon. Brandon, I remember you|from the convention, right ? You asked all those little|technical questions about the ship, and I was a little short|with you. Yes, yes, I know, Commander,|and I actually wanna-- I just wanted to tell you that|l-l thought a lot about what you said. - It's okay. Listen.|- But I want you to know... that I'm not a complete|brain case, okay ? I understand completely|that it's just a TV show. - H-Hold-- Wait a minute. Stop for a second.|Stop. Wait. It's all real. Oh, my God, I knew it.|I knew it ! I knew it ! The crew and I are in a lot of trouble,|and we need your help. Core overload.|Emergency shutdown: overridden. Core implosion estimated|in six minutes. Sir, it's you.|Thank lpthar. Quellek ?|What are you doing up there ? I avoided capture by using|your Mak'tar stealth face. - Where is everyone ?|- Come with me. I'll explain on the way. All right, we're at level "C,"|hallway five. Now what ? Um, go to weapons storage,|your second left, through the passage. And that leads to a system|of utility corridors|through the bowels of the ship. - Open.|- You know, I'm gonna get Kyle. He knows the utility tunnel system|better than anybody alive. ...38, 39, 40. All we have to do is|turn off the valve to the barracks. - Hi, Brandon.|- No time for pleasantries, Kyle. We have a level five emergency.|You still got the utility systems|walk-through, right ? Yeah, I've got sectors|one through twenty-eight.|Hollister has the upper levels. Great.|We'll get everybody on-line. - Pedal to the metal, Commander.|- Pedal to the metal, Commander. General !|I have just received word... that the commander of the Protector|and his command crew... have escaped custody. What ? - Find them !|- But sir ! My men--|The core implosion-- Find them ! All right, Brandon, I see five ducts|in this room. Which way do we go ? Enter the passage|second to your left... and just continue straight|for 50 meters. Ducts ?|Why is it always ducts ? - Ah, there will be a slight drop. Thanks for the heads-up,|Brandon ! You okay ? They're dying. - Wait a minute.|We gotta go across this thing ?|- Yes. - Don't look down.|- What I'd give to see|what you're seeing. - What are you talking about ?|- You're deep in the underbelly|of the Omega 13 ! Oh, it must be spectacular. It-lt doesn't look|like much to me. There's just these few walls|and this dumb spinning fan|that we have in every single-- Brandon, what does|the Omega 13 device do ? Uh, many have believed|that it is a matter collapser. A bomb capable of destroying pretty much|everything in about 13 seconds. - But myself and others are convinced|that what it is...|- I'm gonna go. Go. is a matter rearranger, affecting a 13-second time jump|to the past. Why 13 seconds ?|That's really not enough time|to do anything of any importance. - It'd be time to redeem|a single mistake.|- What ? - Go, go, go, go ! We-We gotta turn off that valve.|Their oxygen's almost gone. Listen.|I'll go in. I'll create a distraction.|I've got this. I'm okay. I'm gonna be able to hold him back|long enough for the aliens to escape. - That's suicide.|- I'm just a glorified extra, Fred. I'm a dead man anyway. If I'm gonna die,|I'd rather go out a hero than a coward. Guy, Guy, maybe you're|the plucky comic relief. You ever think|about that ? - Plucky ?|- Oh, besides, I just had this|really interesting idea. Are you stoned ? Gotta get her up|and give them some time. - Sir, perhaps together-- the Mak'tar chant of strength:|Larak tarath. - Larak tarath, larak tarath.|- Larak tarath. [ Together ] Larak tarath, larak tarath,|larak tarath, larack tarath. All right, Brandon, we're across.|Now what ? You wanna take a left and then just|straight on through the chompers. "The chompers" ? - Well, screw that.|- How are we supposed|to get through this ? Hollister, do you have|the sequence yet ? Okay, the sequence is... two-two-four-two-- What is this thing ?|I mean, it serves no useful purpose... for there to be a bunch|of chompy, crushy things|in the middle of a hallway ! We shouldn't have to do this.|It makes no sense ! Why is it here ? - 'Cause it's on the television show.|- Well, forget it ! I am not doing it !|This episode was badly written ! Okay, Commander, now, as soon|as the first crusher hits you-- - It just did ! - Okay, go now.|- Go ! Go ! Stop ! Go !|Wait a minute. Come on,|come on, come on. Go ! Go ! Go ! Go ! - Go !|- Stop, stop. Go ! - Stop ! Jump, Commander, jump ! Whoever wrote this episode|should die ! This should be interesting. It's the simple things in life|you treasure. That's great. Now, we better get-- Get a room, guys. Whoa ! Hey, Fred. Hey, Fred, uh-- Oh, that's not right.|Oh ! Sir, the pressure--|it's normalizing. All right ! We are saved. He has saved us. Commander Taggart|has saved us ! It's just not fair. All right, Quellek,|let's get back to the commander. [ Laser Blast ] I'm-l'm shot. - Quellek ? That's not too bad. We'll get you to the medical quarters,|and you'll be fine. It has been my greatest honor|to serve with you. I have been blessed, sir.|I-l-- Don't speak, Quellek. You'll forgive|my impertinence, sir, but even though|we had never before met, I always considered you|as a father to me. Quellek. By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Warvan, you shall be avenged. ...13, 14, 15, 16,|17, 18, 19 ! - All right, Brandon,|how do we shut this thing down ?|- Okay, just push the blue button. - The blue button-- is that it ?|- Yeah, why ? What's wrong ? Nothing. I just thought it'd be|more complicated than that. Core implosion estimated|in 20 seconds. Brandon, it's not working.|Brandon ! Mother, I cannot stress enough|the severity... - of the commander's predicament.|- Don't forget the recyclables ! Core implosion estimated|in ten seconds. - Nine, eight,|- Gwen, l-- - seven, six,|- I've always-- - five, four,|- Jason, oh, Jason. three, two, one. - It always stops at one on the show. Um, what were you saying ? - Sir !|- What ? The core detonation sequence|on the Protector has been aborted. Impossible !|lmpossible ! Lock a complement of implosion missiles|under the Protector. Tear her apart. He's finished. Alexander,|listen to me. It's okay, it's okay. The Thermians can handle it from here.|We gotta go. Come on. We need that armor|back up ! - Get me a forward view right now !|- Plasma armor: engaged. - All right, Tommy, see if you can|lose 'em in that mine field. - M-Mine field ?|- Pedal to the medal, right now ! - Pedal to the medal !|- All right, let's go ! Good going, Tommy.|Great going. Thrust ahead-- full ! Into the field !|Go ! - Tommy, can you get us closer|to these mines ?|- Closer ? I could try. General,|I've lost them. The magnetism of the mine field|is disrupting our instruments. Wait !|I see something. Yes. Yes !|There they are. - Get back on their tail.|- I can't, sir. - What ? Why not ?|- Because they're coming right at us. Fire at will. Whoo ! We're getting hammered,|Jason ! Return fire ? No ! Divert all energy|to the armor ! How adorable-- the actors are going|to play war with me. - Sarris' ship, accelerating|toward us at mark 2.|- Accelerate to mark 4. Let me remind you, sonny: I am a general. If you are counting on me|to blink, then you are making|a deadly mistake. Well, let me tell you|something, Sarris. It doesn't take a great actor to|recognize a bad one. You're sweating. Armor almost gone, Jason ! You fool ! You failed to realize|that with your armor gone, my ship will tear through yours|like tissue paper. And what you fail to realize is|my ship is dragging mines. Oh, no !|Turn, turn ! - We did it ! Yes ! Yes ! - Yes ! Yes ! Yes ! - Mathesar ! - Oh, my God, you're alive. - Come here.|- The ship was a model as big as this. A very clever|deception indeed. Set a course|for home, Commander ? - Can you do that ?|- Oh, yeah, just point and click. - But we're gonna have to go|through the black hole.|- Any objections ? All right, set her up. What's the matter,|Mathesar ? We were hoping|you could come with us. M-My people|have no commander. Mathesar, I think your people... have a great commander. All right, Tommy,|take us into the black hole. - We're out !|- We're going home. - Systems register functional.|- All systems are working, Commander. Jason, before the black hole, there was|an energy surge from Sarris' ship. Let's not worry about that|right now, Alexander.|Fred, what are you doing up here ? Shouldn't you be downstairs|until we dec-- Hey, you can put|an eye out with that thing. Fred ? No ! Mathesar ! Activate|the Omega 13 ! - We're out !|- We're going home ! Systems register functional. All systems are working,|Commander. Jason, before the black hole, there was|an energy surge from Sarris' ship. Jason, what are you doing ?|What are you doing ? Let go of me. Let--|It's not Fred. That's Sarris. Listen to me.|I'm telling you, that's not Fred,|that's Sarris. He's gonna try to kill|all of us. Never give up,|never surrender. Jason. Jason !|I can't slow it down ! Our ship is too big|to enter the atmosphere. We need to separate,|or we'll die. We gotta do it.|It's our only hope, Mathesar. Thank you. Crew to|the secondary deck. Mathesar ! Good-bye, my friends. Fred, get up to command deck.|We're separating. On, Teb, on ! This is the third day|of the Galaxy Con, and Jason Nesmith and his entire crew|are no-shows here at the big event, much to the disappointment|of all these fans, knows as Questoids. - Bye. Be back soon.|- Wait a minute. Where you going|with those fireworks ? Well, the Protector|got super accelerated|coming out of the black hole, and it nailed the atmosphere|at mark 15, which, you guys know,|is pretty unstable obviously, so we're gonna help Laredo guide it|on the vox ultra-frequency carrier... and use Roman candles|for visual confirmation. A-All right,|dinner's at 7:00. - Well, he's outside.|- Hmm. Lieutenant Laredo--|Tommy Webber ! Hi, Tommy ! The beautiful Tawny Madison--|Gwen DeMarco ! Yes ! Yes ! Wow, what effects ! Another shipmate !|Yes, the more, the merrier ! The ship's Tech Sergeant Chen,|Fred Kwan, and a friend. Dr. Lazarus--|Alexander Dane ! Give a big hand.|He's British ! Yes, sir ! Commander Peter Quincy Taggart--|Jason Nesmith ! Great driving, Tommy. Yeah ! Yes ! Quick, quick, quick. Mr. Jason Nesmith ! Come on, give it up for the crew,|the N.S.E.A. Protector ! Ah, true love !|Yes ! Wow ! They're here for you folks.|Give it up ! What a show ! What a show ! Yes ! Yes ! Yes ! Come on, give it up !|Give it all up... for the crew of your favorite show,|Galaxy Quest ! Wow ! Come on, come on ! Don't forget to buy Galaxy Quest|T-shirts on your way out. Thank you. Whoo ! And now,|back again after 18 years, the New Adventures of Galaxy Quest. Never give up, never surrender. |
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