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High school is like[br]the training wheels...
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for the bicycle of real life.
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It is a time when[br]young people can explore...
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different fields of interests...
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and hopefully learn[br]from their experiences.
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In coming to terms[br]with my own personal setback...
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I have been able to learn...
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that I don't need to rely[br]on drugs and alcohol...
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and that I'm very lucky...
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that more people[br]besides myself and Kerry...
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weren't injured in the accident.
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And I have learned...
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that to overcome[br]life's obstacles...
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you need faith, hope...
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and above all, a sense of humor.
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No more education
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It's time for celebration
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'Cause this is the day[br]of our high school graduation
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We've stayed for the duration
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Achieved matriculation
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Now we're the newest members[br]of the general population
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God, what a bunch of retards.
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God, I know.[br]I thought that chipmunk face...
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was never going to shut up.
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I know.[br]I liked her so much better...
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when she was[br]an alcoholic crack addict.
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She gets in one car wreck...
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and all of the sudden[br]she's Little Miss Perfect...
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and everyone loves her.
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Let's see if they gave me[br]the right diploma.
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-What?[br]-What?
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These assholes are saying[br]I have to go to summer school...
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and take some stupid art class.
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Why?
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God, I didn't think that[br]just because you get an "F"...
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you have to take the whole class[br]over again.
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Loser.
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Wow. This is so bad,[br]it's almost good.
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This is so bad, it's gone past[br]good and back to bad again.
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At least[br]we'll never have to see...
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any of these creepy faces[br]ever again.
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Unless they're[br]in your summer school class.
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Shut up.
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-Don't turn around.[br]-What? Why?
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-Don't turn around.[br]-Damn it.
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Oh, my God. You guys,[br]I can't believe we made it.
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Yeah.[br]We graduated high school.
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How totally amazing.
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So, what are you guys[br]doing this summer?
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Nothing.
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Well, I'm going[br]to this actor's workshop...
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and I'm hoping[br]to start auditions soon.
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Oh, we have to get together[br]this summer.
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Yeah.[br]That'll definitely happen.
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Well, bye, you guys.
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Congratulations!
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-Hey, Rebecca.[br]-Oh, hi.
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So, we finally--
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What about me?[br]Am I not even here?
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Hey, Enid.
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-So, we finally made it, huh?[br]-Yeah.
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So, where are you going to go[br]to college?
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We're not.
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Really?
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Both of you? Why not?
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Just because.
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Yeah, we made other plans.
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I guess[br]I should have figured...
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that you two[br]would do something different.
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So, Todd, what are you[br]going to be when you grow up?
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Well, I'm majoring[br]in Business Administration...
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and thinking of minoring[br]in Communications, so--
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See, that's exactly the type[br]of thing we're trying to avoid.
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Look at this.
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Is Stacy Himmler[br]going out with Rod Harbaugh?
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Oh, God. How perfect.
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He better watch out, or he'll[br]get AIDS when he date-rapes her.
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Where is the love
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You said you'd give to me
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As soon as you were free?
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Will it ever be?
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God, just think.[br]We'll never see Dennis again.
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Good.
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No, really.[br]Think about that.
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It's actually[br]totally depressing.
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Is it crazy for an oil company[br]to care about the environment?
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We don't think so.
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I already told you[br]I'm not going to college.
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I think it's a good idea[br]to keep all your options open.
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You can even enroll[br]in the winter quarter.
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Actually, you could live here...
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and go to the city college[br]part time...
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and still get a job if you want.
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Look at me.[br]I'm not even listening...
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to a word you're saying.
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Did I tell you who I ran into[br]at the bagel place?
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Who?
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-Guess.[br]-How should I know?
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Well, someone from the past.
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-Who?[br]-You give up?
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-Yes.[br]-Maxine.
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-Not the Maxine?[br]-Yeah.
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Oh, God. How horrifying.
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It's very good.
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Jesus.
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Check out these people[br]behind you.
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I'm totally convinced[br]they're Satanists.
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So when are we gonna start[br]looking for our apartment?
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Soon.
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I have to wait and see how[br]this summer class goes first.
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God, it's so weird that we're[br]finally out of high school.
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We've been waiting for this[br]our whole lives.
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It's such a weird feeling.
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Yeah.[br]It hasn't really hit me yet.
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Well, well, well.
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If it isn't Enid and Rebecca--
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the little Jewish girl[br]and her Aryan friend.
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-You're late, asshole.[br]-Fine, and how are you?
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Did you bring the tape?
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You never paid me for that tape[br]of the lndian dance routine.
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Yes, I did.
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You Jews[br]are so clever with money.
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Fuck you![br]You stupid redneck hick.
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Oh, my God.[br]Look, the Satanists are leaving.
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Hey, we should follow them.
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Oh, we totally have to.
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Oh, my God!
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So, what do you do[br]if you're a Satanist, anyway?
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Sacrifice virgins and stuff.
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Well, that lets us off the hook.
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How the hell[br]did we get so far behind them?
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I don't know.[br]That's just great.
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-Jesus![br]-Oh, yay.
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Oh, my God. Look at this.
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"Wowsville"?[br]Authentic Fifties diner?
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Since when were there mini-malls[br]in the 1950s?
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Who could forget this great hit[br]from the Fifties, huh?
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I feel as though[br]I've stepped into a time warp.
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Hey, check out the awesome[br]Fifties hairdo on our waiter.
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Hi.[br]My name is Allen...
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and I'll be your waiter[br]this afternoon.
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-Hi, Al.[br]-Can we call you "Weird Al"?
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I'd imagine so.
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You should check out[br]the personals.
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Maybe our future husbands[br]are trying to contact us.
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Here we go.
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"Windsurfing doctor, Mensan IQ,[br]maverick Sagittarius.
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"Let's hit the clubs,[br]make each other laugh."
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You can have that one.
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Jesus, listen to this one.
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"Do you remember me,[br]airport shuttle, June 7?
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"You, striking blond[br]with yellow dress...
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"pearl necklace, brown shoes.
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"I was the bookish fellow[br]in the green cardigan...
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"who helped you find[br]your contact lens.
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"Am I crazy,[br]or did we have a moment?"
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God, that's so pathetic.
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I mean, she probably[br]didn't even notice him.
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And he's psychotically obsessing[br]over every little detail.
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We should call him[br]and pretend to be the blond.
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Oh, we totally have to.
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It's his machine.
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Hi, it's me.
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Your striking blond.
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Of course I remember you.
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Let's get together for lunch[br]sometime.
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How about Friday at 1:00?
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Meet me at my favorite[br]restaurant--Wowsville.
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It's in the mall[br]on Century Parkway.
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See you there, darling.
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Oh, yeah, and be sure to wear[br]that sexy green cardigan.
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Oh, it's that comedian[br]I was telling you about.
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-I still live with my mother.[br]-He's the absolute worst.
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So what if she's been dead[br]for fifteen years?
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See?[br]That's barely even a joke.
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Well, it's like I always say--
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take my life...please.
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Joey McCobb, the weirdest man[br]in show business.
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If he's so weird,[br]how come he's wearing Nikes?
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Joey McCobb is our god.
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-I want to do him.[br]-I bet.
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Actually,[br]he kind of reminds me...
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of that one guy[br]you went out with--Larry.
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God,[br]what look was he going for...
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a gay tennis player[br]from the Forties?
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-Fuck you.[br]-You dated him.
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Why do you have this?
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I don't know. You lent it to me[br]in, like, tenth grade.
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Oh, look at how cute I am.
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What a little hose bag.
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Look, there's my dad[br]with Maxine.
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God, look at her.[br]What a fucking monster.
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If he starts dating her again,[br]I'll kill myself.
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Listen, lady, you tell me[br]you want to relax your hair.
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Sing it a lullaby or use this.[br]It's all I've got.
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Hey, what you doing?
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You have five minutes[br]left on your shift.
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Well, hello there, young[br]employee of the Sidewinder.
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Look, I already told you guys,[br]I'm not giving you a ride.
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What can you tell me,[br]young man...
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about the various flavors[br]of frozen yogurt?
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I'll be done in a minute.[br]Can you guys just wait outside?
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I don't understand.[br]I simply wish to know--
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Josh, what are you doing?
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In addition to our favorites,[br]chocolate and vanilla...
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this week we are featuring[br]six-gun strawberry...
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wild cherry roundup,[br]and ten-gallon tangerine.
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I don't believe[br]I care for any of those.
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What's up, Josh? Give me[br]two packs of cigarettes today.
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Working overtime. Sixteen hours.
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And nature's nectar,[br]wake-up Juice.
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And give me[br]six of these beef jerkys.
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I'm hungry enough to chew[br]the crotch out of a rag doll.
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Hey! Hey, you!
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How many times I tell you?[br]No shirt, no service.
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Get the hell out of my store.
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What do you think this is,[br]Club Med?
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It's America, dude.[br]Learn the rules.
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No, you learn the rules.[br]We Greeks invented democracy.
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-You also invented homos.[br]-Fuck you.
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You wish.[br]You got to buy me dinner first.
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So...
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Can we talk about this[br]in a minute?
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Seriously, I'm, like,[br]this close to being done.
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Son of a bitch.
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What do you think you're doing?
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Turn off that goddamn noise.
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Rock 'n' roll, baby.[br]Freedom of speech.
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What do you think this is,[br]Woodstock?
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-That guy rules![br]-Who, Doug?
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That guy spends more time[br]in here than I do.
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It's my parking lot!
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So, Josh,[br]will you please give us a ride?
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-Please, Josh?[br]-No.
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-Please? It'll be super fun.[br]-Please, Josh?
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Look, I don't see[br]why you guys even need a ride.
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You could walk there[br]in two minutes.
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It's just an excuse for us[br]to spend time with you, Josh.
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If this guy freaks out,[br]will you protect us?
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This guy[br]has every reason to freak out.
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This is a pretty fucked up thing[br]to do to somebody.
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I think Josh[br]is becoming too mature for us.
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Oh, look, maybe that's him.
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No. It's still[br]twenty-five minutes too early.
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Aren't there[br]a million places like this?
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No. This is the ultimate.
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It's, like, the Taj Mahal[br]of fake Fifties diners.
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So, where's the Weird AI guy?
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There he is back there.
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I can see his hair[br]bobbing up and down.
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I want to make love to him.
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I'm gonna tell him[br]you said that.
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So nice to see you again,[br]ladies.
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Hi, Weird Al.[br]My friend here has--
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Shut up!
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-She says she wants to--[br]-Shut up!
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Oh, my God.
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God, that is obviously him.
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Oh, my God. He just ordered[br]a giant glass of milk.
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That's a vanilla milkshake.
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Oh, God,[br]this is totally unbearable.
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Fucking asshole![br]What's wrong with you?
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Oh, my God. It's him.
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-Can anybody drive?[br]-He's insane.
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-We should follow him home.[br]-Forget it.
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Come on, Josh. Don't you want[br]to see where this guy lives?
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God, he lives[br]right in our neighborhood.
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He doesn't even look[br]all that bummed out really.
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I know.
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Wouldn't he be, like,[br]totally pissed off?
00:19:30.21,00:19:32.46
This type of thing[br]must happen to him all the time.
00:19:34.46,00:19:37.38
Mirror, father, mirror.
00:20:04.37,00:20:11.08
That piece is entitled[br]"Mirror, Father, Mirror."
00:20:11.12,00:20:12.33
I like to show it...
00:20:12.37,00:20:14.54
to people that I'm meeting[br]for the first time...
00:20:14.58,00:20:18.59
because I think it says so much[br]about who I am...
00:20:18.63,00:20:24.64
and what it feels like[br]to inhabit my specific skin.
00:20:27.76,00:20:31.60
And this is exactly[br]what I'm hoping to get...
00:20:31.64,00:20:34.60
from each of you[br]over the course of this summer--
00:20:34.65,00:20:39.94
a picture[br]of your own self-exploration.
00:20:39.98,00:20:46.28
Now, my own background is[br]in video and performance art...
00:20:46.32,00:20:49.83
but I'm hoping that doesn't[br]influence you too much...
00:20:49.87,00:20:54.75
and you'll find your own ways[br]of externalizing the internal.
00:20:54.79,00:20:58.25
And at the end of the summer,[br]this class has been invited...
00:20:58.29,00:21:02.30
to participate[br]in a show of high school art...
00:21:02.38,00:21:05.22
at the neighborhood[br]activity center.
00:21:05.26,00:21:08.93
The title of the show will be...
00:21:08.97,00:21:15.48
"Brotherhood and Community:[br]Art as Dialogue."
00:21:15.52,00:21:17.56
Are there any questions so far?
00:21:24.15,00:21:25.70
Great!
00:21:25.74,00:21:28.37
This is really creepy.
00:21:28.41,00:21:30.20
We just need to find out[br]what apartment he's in...
00:21:30.24,00:21:32.00
and we'll stalk him[br]from a distance.
00:21:32.04,00:21:35.00
I'm afraid if I see him,[br]I'll feel really bad again.
00:21:42.63,00:21:44.80
This is girl mail.
00:21:47.80,00:21:50.01
This is computer catalogs[br]and stuff.
00:21:50.06,00:21:52.47
"The W.C. Fields Fan Club[br]Newsletter"?
00:21:54.68,00:21:57.23
Oh, my God. The National[br]Psoriasis Foundation?
00:21:57.23,00:22:00.36
-Bingo.[br]-Did you hear something?
00:22:05.49,00:22:07.16
Come on.
00:22:07.24,00:22:09.70
What if he recognizes us?
00:22:17.62,00:22:20.00
Eww, look at this.
00:22:20.04,00:22:21.63
Eww. Gross.
00:22:21.71,00:22:23.17
Kinda cute.
00:22:23.21,00:22:24.71
It looks like a gross rat.
00:22:24.71,00:22:26.47
That's a mongoose.
00:22:28.05,00:22:29.43
How much is it?
00:22:32.22,00:22:34.31
That's not officially for sale.
00:22:34.35,00:22:38.65
I might have to hang on to that[br]for the time being.
00:22:42.73,00:22:45.65
So, you looking for anything[br]in particular?
00:22:47.28,00:22:49.24
Do you have any other[br]old records besides these?
00:22:49.32,00:22:51.66
Seymour does.
00:22:51.70,00:22:52.83
Who does?
00:22:52.87,00:22:54.74
Oh, him. Seymour.
00:22:54.74,00:22:57.96
He's the man with the records.
00:23:04.55,00:23:07.05
Do you have[br]any old lndian records?
00:23:07.05,00:23:08.17
Indian records?
00:23:08.22,00:23:12.47
Yeah. You know, like, old lndian[br]1960s rock 'n' roll music.
00:23:12.51,00:23:15.43
I may have one Hindu 78...
00:23:15.47,00:23:17.31
in my collection[br]from the Twenties...
00:23:17.35,00:23:19.73
but it's not really for sale.
00:23:19.73,00:23:22.90
I don't really collect foreign.
00:23:27.78,00:23:31.82
Those are all 78s.[br]You play 78s?
00:23:31.87,00:23:36.29
Maybe not 78s,[br]but I can play regular records.
00:23:36.33,00:23:38.75
Well, there's[br]some good stuff in here.
00:23:38.75,00:23:41.71
-You like old music?[br]-Yeah, it's good.
00:23:41.75,00:23:43.38
There's some choice LPs[br]in here...
00:23:43.42,00:23:45.92
that reissue some really great[br]old blues stuff.
00:23:45.96,00:23:48.26
How about this one?[br]ls it any good?
00:23:48.34,00:23:50.72
No, that one's not so great.
00:23:50.84,00:23:52.39
Excuse me.
00:23:54.47,00:23:55.56
This is the one I'd recommend.
00:23:55.60,00:23:57.52
It's...
00:23:57.56,00:23:59.27
This track alone[br]by Memphis Minnie...
00:23:59.31,00:24:02.65
is worth about $500[br]if you own the original 78.
00:24:02.69,00:24:04.90
I know the guy[br]who owns the original...
00:24:04.94,00:24:06.90
and lent it for use[br]on this reissue.
00:24:06.98,00:24:08.74
Wow.
00:24:10.36,00:24:13.03
-How much is it?[br]-$1.75.
00:24:15.87,00:24:19.75
If you don't like it, you can[br]bring it back for a refund.
00:24:22.04,00:24:23.58
We're here every Saturday.
00:24:25.59,00:24:27.21
I'm sure it's OK.
00:24:33.89,00:24:35.43
Enjoy.
00:24:37.01,00:24:38.97
It was so cute[br]how he had his own little bags.
00:24:38.97,00:24:40.93
I thought[br]I was going to start crying.
00:24:40.98,00:24:43.40
Yeah, he should totally[br]just kill himself.
00:24:43.44,00:24:45.40
Oh, here's one.
00:24:46.82,00:24:48.57
But you have to share with a...
00:24:48.61,00:24:51.40
"nonsmoking feminist[br]and her two cats."
00:24:51.44,00:24:53.20
I don't know.[br]I kind of like him.
00:24:53.24,00:24:57.37
He's the exact opposite[br]of everything I really hate.
00:24:57.41,00:24:59.66
In a way,[br]he's such a clueless dork...
00:24:59.74,00:25:01.20
he's almost kind of cool.
00:25:01.20,00:25:04.21
That guy is many things,[br]but he's definitely not cool.
00:25:06.54,00:25:09.38
This would be good,[br]but there's no kitchen.
00:25:09.42,00:25:12.47
Yeah, but...[br]you know what I mean.
00:25:12.51,00:25:13.93
Not really.
00:25:15.68,00:25:17.80
Forget it.[br]I can't explain it.
00:25:19.85,00:25:23.18
Oh, my God.[br]What are you guys doing here?
00:25:23.18,00:25:24.94
What are you doing here,[br]Melorra?
00:25:24.98,00:25:26.90
My acting workshop[br]is across the street from here.
00:25:26.94,00:25:28.48
I'm just on my break.
00:25:28.52,00:25:31.28
Well, we won't keep you.
00:25:31.32,00:25:34.32
I love this place.
00:25:34.40,00:25:39.20
It's so, I don't know...[br]You know, funky.
00:25:42.33,00:25:45.04
So, what are you guys up to?
00:25:45.08,00:25:46.37
We're looking for apartments.
00:25:46.37,00:25:48.67
God, how cool.[br]Where are you moving?
00:25:48.71,00:25:51.84
We don't know yet.[br]That's why we're looking.
00:25:51.88,00:25:53.51
Somewhere downtown.
00:25:53.55,00:25:55.34
God, that's so exciting.
00:25:57.34,00:25:59.72
Oops, I should go.
00:25:59.76,00:26:03.18
Bye, you guys. Call me.[br]Bye.
00:26:08.65,00:26:10.32
Funky.
00:26:10.40,00:26:12.19
What, is she black now?
00:26:14.36,00:26:16.74
So, I was thinking that when[br]we look for our apartment...
00:26:16.78,00:26:20.74
we have to convince these people[br]that we're totally rich yuppies.
00:26:22.45,00:26:23.70
What are you talking about?
00:26:23.75,00:26:26.58
That's who people[br]want to rent to.
00:26:26.62,00:26:31.09
So all we have to do is buy[br]semi-expensive outfits...
00:26:31.13,00:26:33.30
and I think it's no big deal.
00:26:33.34,00:26:35.42
It'll be really fun.
00:26:55.44,00:26:57.65
Honey,[br]have you seen my blue spatula?
00:26:57.70,00:26:59.86
What, are you making pancakes?
00:26:59.91,00:27:03.41
Not if I can't find[br]that goddamn spatula.
00:27:15.63,00:27:19.09
That's just great.[br]When did you do that?
00:27:19.18,00:27:23.10
God, how long[br]have you been standing there?
00:27:24.14,00:27:26.27
Hey, look. There's the pants.
00:27:26.31,00:27:28.06
Where are we going?
00:27:28.10,00:27:30.23
Let's go hassle Josh.
00:27:30.23,00:27:31.40
Hassle?
00:27:33.23,00:27:35.28
-Oh, look, there he is.[br]-As always.
00:27:35.32,00:27:36.82
Waiting for the bus[br]that never comes.
00:27:36.86,00:27:38.45
I wonder[br]if he's just totally insane...
00:27:38.49,00:27:39.61
or he really thinks[br]the bus is coming?
00:27:39.65,00:27:40.99
Why don't you just ask him?
00:27:46.70,00:27:48.83
Hi. What's your name?
00:27:50.21,00:27:51.33
Norman.
00:27:53.42,00:27:56.34
-Are you waiting for a bus?[br]-Yes.
00:27:58.34,00:27:59.76
I hate to tell you this...
00:27:59.80,00:28:03.01
but they canceled this bus line[br]two years ago.
00:28:03.05,00:28:06.18
There are no more buses[br]on this street.
00:28:06.22,00:28:09.31
You don't know[br]what you're talking about.
00:28:14.23,00:28:15.94
Josh!
00:28:28.29,00:28:30.87
I bet he's in there jerking off.
00:28:30.91,00:28:32.83
I'll bet he never jerks off.
00:28:32.87,00:28:35.42
Yeah, he's beyond[br]human stuff like that.
00:28:37.71,00:28:40.30
Should we leave a note?
00:28:40.34,00:28:43.89
-Yeah. You got a pen?[br]-Yeah.
00:28:52.14,00:28:57.36
"Dear Josh,[br]we came by to fuck you...
00:28:57.40,00:29:02.82
"but you were not home.[br]Therefore, you are gay.
00:29:02.86,00:29:06.03
"Signed Tiffany and Amber."
00:29:08.95,00:29:11.79
-You're going to leave that?[br]-Why not?
00:29:11.83,00:29:14.62
Why do we have to go in here?[br]I hate this place.
00:29:14.67,00:29:17.04
Don't worry.[br]It'll only take a second.
00:29:17.09,00:29:18.55
Whoever told you[br]that bullshit about boiling...
00:29:18.59,00:29:20.09
is out of his mind.
00:29:20.09,00:29:23.34
Carpet beetles are the only way[br]to get flesh off a corpse.
00:29:23.38,00:29:24.93
I'm just telling you[br]what he said.
00:29:26.59,00:29:28.93
Don't you creeps[br]ever talk about anything nice?
00:29:28.97,00:29:33.23
Don't you ever talk about fluffy[br]kittens or the Easter Bunny?
00:29:33.27,00:29:34.98
Look who's talking,[br]Little Miss Badass.
00:29:35.02,00:29:37.11
Yeah, nice outfit.
00:29:37.15,00:29:40.11
Who are you supposed to be,[br]Cyndi Lauper?
00:29:40.11,00:29:41.99
Blow me, doofus.
00:29:42.03,00:29:43.86
Oh, my God.[br]Didn't they tell you?
00:29:43.90,00:29:46.20
-Tell me what?[br]-Punk rock is over.
00:29:46.24,00:29:47.66
I know it's over, asshole.
00:29:47.70,00:29:51.29
Want to fuck up the system?[br]Go to business school.
00:29:51.33,00:29:52.62
That's what I'm going to do.
00:29:52.66,00:29:54.50
Get a job[br]at some big corporation...
00:29:54.54,00:29:56.79
and, like, fuck things up[br]from the inside.
00:29:56.83,00:30:00.59
-You know, I'm not even trying--[br]-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:30:00.63,00:30:01.76
Hey, do you have my money?
00:30:08.01,00:30:09.76
Oh, how punk.
00:30:09.80,00:30:11.22
You know that tape sucked,[br]by the way?
00:30:11.26,00:30:14.23
-So sorry if it offended Jew.[br]-Go die, asshole.
00:30:14.27,00:30:16.64
-Get a job.[br]-God, fuck you.
00:30:16.69,00:30:19.15
Can we go now?
00:30:19.15,00:30:22.15
You know, it's not like[br]I'm some modern punk, dickhead.
00:30:22.19,00:30:26.28
It's obviously a 1977[br]original punk rock look.
00:30:26.32,00:30:29.49
Johnny Fuckface over there[br]is too stupid to realize it.
00:30:29.53,00:30:31.62
I didn't really get it, either.
00:30:31.70,00:30:33.62
Everyone's too stupid.
00:33:00.52,00:33:04.65
It took me a while before I got[br]a chance to actually play it...
00:33:04.69,00:33:06.48
but once I heard that song,[br]it was like--
00:33:06.52,00:33:07.73
You liked it, huh?
00:33:07.77,00:33:12.53
There's[br]some really rare performances.
00:33:12.57,00:33:14.61
What about--Did you like[br]the Memphis Minnie?
00:33:14.66,00:33:17.49
That was good, too.[br]The whole record was good...
00:33:17.53,00:33:19.83
but that one song,[br]"Devil Got My Woman..."
00:33:19.83,00:33:23.00
I mostly just keep playing that[br]over and over.
00:33:23.04,00:33:24.37
Do you have any other records[br]like that?
00:33:24.42,00:33:26.54
There are no other records[br]like that.
00:33:27.88,00:33:31.67
Actually, I have the original 78[br]in my collection.
00:33:31.67,00:33:34.68
It's one of maybe[br]five known copies.
00:33:34.68,00:33:36.89
Wow.
00:33:36.93,00:33:39.39
Yeah. Do you want to see it?
00:33:39.43,00:33:41.39
I can run upstairs[br]and get it.
00:33:41.43,00:33:44.69
Sure, yeah.
00:33:44.73,00:33:47.02
Watch my stuff.
00:33:49.02,00:33:52.24
Here we go. It's...
00:33:52.28,00:33:54.15
It's only about a B-minus.
00:33:54.20,00:33:56.11
It's got[br]an incipient lam crack...
00:33:56.16,00:33:58.07
but it plays decent[br]as I recall.
00:34:01.83,00:34:04.71
-Oops, I dropped it![br]-Jeez!
00:34:04.71,00:34:08.17
I was only kidding.
00:34:08.21,00:34:10.00
Jesus, Seymour,[br]are you all right?
00:34:10.05,00:34:12.51
Yeah, it's just...
00:34:12.55,00:34:15.80
it's very valuable.
00:34:15.84,00:34:18.43
Now, last week, I asked you...
00:34:18.47,00:34:20.22
to try to create[br]a piece of artwork...
00:34:20.26,00:34:25.44
that responds to something[br]you have strong feelings about.
00:34:25.48,00:34:28.81
I merely want to help you[br]find...
00:34:28.86,00:34:32.32
the best way[br]to look within yourselves...
00:34:32.36,00:34:36.40
the best key[br]to your particular lock.
00:34:36.49,00:34:40.91
And it looks like we have some[br]really interesting work up here.
00:34:40.95,00:34:42.12
Thanks.
00:34:44.37,00:34:47.96
What can you tell us[br]about your piece...
00:34:48.00,00:34:49.50
Phillip?
00:34:51.92,00:34:55.72
It's about The Mutilator.
00:34:55.76,00:34:58.51
My goodness.
00:34:58.55,00:35:00.55
It's a really great[br]video game...
00:35:00.60,00:35:03.14
about a guy who kills people[br]with a big hammer.
00:35:03.18,00:35:07.73
Oh. I thought maybe this was[br]supposed to be your father.
00:35:10.81,00:35:14.15
What can you tell us[br]about this piece..
00:35:14.19,00:35:16.11
-Enid.[br]-Enid.
00:35:16.15,00:35:20.78
Well, it's kind of a diary,[br]I guess.
00:35:22.03,00:35:23.45
Colorful.
00:35:34.50,00:35:39.13
I think that Phillip and Enid[br]can help us to see that...
00:35:39.22,00:35:42.14
there are many different ways[br]we can express ourselves.
00:35:42.18,00:35:46.60
We can do things like these[br]cartoons that are amusing...
00:35:46.64,00:35:48.94
as a sort of[br]a light entertainment...
00:35:48.98,00:35:52.15
or we can do work[br]that is more serious...
00:35:52.19,00:35:55.03
in scope, in feeling,[br]and that deals with issues--
00:35:55.07,00:35:58.82
emotional,[br]spiritual, political...
00:35:58.86,00:36:01.36
of great importance.
00:36:01.41,00:36:04.08
Who is responsible for this?
00:36:04.12,00:36:05.58
I am.
00:36:05.62,00:36:07.37
Talk to us about it.
00:36:08.54,00:36:11.83
It's my response to the issue[br]of a woman's right to choose.
00:36:11.92,00:36:14.75
It's something[br]I feel super strongly about.
00:36:17.30,00:36:19.09
Isn't this[br]a wonderful piece, class?
00:36:19.13,00:36:24.80
This definitely falls into[br]that higher category of art...
00:36:24.85,00:36:26.22
I was speaking of earlier.
00:36:29.27,00:36:32.85
In a world where[br]nothing is what it seems...
00:36:32.85,00:36:35.94
in a time of uncertainty...
00:36:35.98,00:36:38.11
the future[br]is about to be placed...
00:36:38.15,00:36:40.03
Hello.[br]Welcome to Masterpiece Video.
00:36:40.07,00:36:41.65
How may I help you[br]this afternoon, sir?
00:36:41.70,00:36:43.87
I'm looking for a copy[br]of "8 1/2."
00:36:43.91,00:36:45.78
Is that a new release, sir?
00:36:45.87,00:36:48.12
No.[br]It's the classic ltalian film.
00:36:48.20,00:36:49.66
Yes, sir.
00:36:49.70,00:36:51.92
I'll just check that[br]on the computer for you, sir.
00:36:56.21,00:36:58.17
Hello! How are you[br]young ladies this afternoon?
00:36:58.21,00:37:01.01
May I help you find[br]a particular Masterpiece movie?
00:37:01.05,00:37:02.34
No.
00:37:02.38,00:37:03.59
Yes, here it is.
00:37:03.64,00:37:06.22
"9 1/2 Weeks"[br]with Mickey Rourke.
00:37:06.26,00:37:09.47
That would be[br]in the erotic drama section.
00:37:09.52,00:37:14.35
No, not "9 1/2," "8 1/2."[br]The Fellini film.
00:37:14.40,00:37:16.27
How about this one?
00:37:16.31,00:37:17.86
Forget it.[br]I'm sure it sucks.
00:37:17.90,00:37:19.07
All these movies suck.
00:37:21.74,00:37:23.82
America's top critics agree--
00:37:23.91,00:37:25.87
"The Flower[br]That Drank The Moon..."
00:37:25.95,00:37:28.12
Let's get out of here.[br]This place makes me sick.
00:37:28.16,00:37:30.25
We have to do something fun[br]tonight.
00:37:30.29,00:37:33.37
It's my last weekend of freedom[br]before I start my stupid job.
00:37:34.67,00:37:36.08
I know a party[br]we could go to later.
00:37:37.59,00:37:40.21
Really? Where?
00:37:40.26,00:37:42.38
It's a surprise.
00:37:45.72,00:37:47.68
Some records[br]I will pay serious money for...
00:37:47.72,00:37:50.64
provided[br]that they're a sincere V-plus.
00:37:50.68,00:37:53.10
Other than that, I just prefer[br]to have them on CD.
00:37:53.14,00:37:57.02
But CDs will never have[br]the presence of an original 78.
00:37:57.06,00:37:59.52
Wrong. A digital transfer,[br]adequately mastered...
00:37:59.61,00:38:01.11
will sound identical[br]to the original.
00:38:01.15,00:38:03.19
Do you have a decent equalizer?
00:38:03.24,00:38:06.49
-I have a Klipsch 2B3.[br]-Obviously the problem.
00:38:06.53,00:38:08.41
You expect[br]a ten-band equalizer...
00:38:08.45,00:38:10.24
to impart[br]state-of-the-art sound?
00:38:10.29,00:38:13.04
Dream a little dream.[br]It's never gonna happen.
00:38:14.96,00:38:17.79
I totally, totally hate you.
00:38:17.83,00:38:20.13
Come on.[br]This is a fun party.
00:38:24.92,00:38:27.05
Erskine Hawkins and[br]his orchestra, do you have that?
00:38:27.14,00:38:28.93
That's nice, but no.
00:38:30.81,00:38:33.27
-"Golden Wedding"?[br]-Oh, I know that.
00:38:33.31,00:38:35.35
That's excellent.
00:38:35.48,00:38:38.65
What's the story with[br]the two cheerleaders over there?
00:38:38.69,00:38:40.52
They're Seymour's.
00:38:40.57,00:38:43.82
Seymour? No.[br]You got to be kidding me.
00:38:43.86,00:38:46.32
Don't worry about it. I've lived[br]with the guy for five years.
00:38:46.36,00:38:49.91
He's not getting any.[br]Neither are you.
00:38:49.99,00:38:52.33
Hey, you know what?[br]Listen to me, Joe, all right?
00:38:52.33,00:38:54.66
Let me tell you something,[br]Joe, OK?
00:38:54.70,00:38:57.58
You can't score a home run[br]without swinging the bat.
00:38:57.62,00:39:00.79
All right?[br]Physically impossible.
00:39:00.84,00:39:02.55
Watch and learn, padre.
00:39:06.22,00:39:07.80
How's it going, Adam?
00:39:09.68,00:39:11.68
There's a seat right there.
00:39:11.68,00:39:14.81
-Mind if I sit down?[br]-Yes.
00:39:14.85,00:39:17.31
Oh, man. That was cold.
00:39:17.39,00:39:19.10
You're all right.
00:39:19.19,00:39:20.56
You're pretty sharp.
00:39:20.61,00:39:23.98
You're wearing a green dress.[br]What are you, lrish?
00:39:24.03,00:39:26.11
I bet you're lrish.[br]What's your name?
00:39:26.19,00:39:29.36
-Melorra.[br]-Ah, Melorra.
00:39:29.36,00:39:31.70
So listen to me, Melorra.
00:39:31.74,00:39:33.99
Let me tell you something.
00:39:34.04,00:39:35.83
You seem like[br]an interesting chick.
00:39:35.87,00:39:39.08
What are you doing hanging here[br]with all these losers?
00:39:39.12,00:39:43.17
What do you say you and me[br]go hit some night spots?
00:39:43.21,00:39:47.38
Well, Melorra,[br]I'll be right back.
00:39:47.42,00:39:48.63
I'm gonna get a beer.
00:39:48.68,00:39:51.34
No, Enid, wait.
00:39:51.39,00:39:53.22
Hey, that's all right.
00:39:57.52,00:40:00.73
It has a large center hole[br]and a hair crack.
00:40:00.77,00:40:04.11
But the crack is so tight,[br]it's completely inaudible.
00:40:04.15,00:40:07.99
But a tight hair crack[br]is just that--a crack.
00:40:08.03,00:40:10.36
I don't collect cracked records.
00:40:10.41,00:40:14.03
I only pay premium[br]on mint records.
00:40:14.08,00:40:17.12
Seymour, you know that.[br]Please.
00:40:21.25,00:40:25.00
So, what was all that about[br]enlarged holes and tight cracks?
00:40:27.05,00:40:29.55
I didn't think[br]you would have any interest...
00:40:29.63,00:40:30.72
in this get-together.
00:40:30.80,00:40:31.93
If you would have told me[br]you were coming...
00:40:32.01,00:40:35.68
I would have warned you it's not[br]like a real party or anything.
00:40:35.72,00:40:37.89
You're right about that.
00:40:37.93,00:40:40.56
So, is this[br]your record collection?
00:40:40.60,00:40:43.44
God, no. This is just junk[br]I have for sale.
00:40:43.44,00:40:46.69
-The record room is off limits.[br]-Really?
00:40:50.28,00:40:51.82
Here.
00:40:57.62,00:40:59.54
Are all these records?
00:40:59.62,00:41:03.21
I've got about 1,500 78s[br]at this point.
00:41:03.29,00:41:04.92
I've tried[br]to pare down my collection...
00:41:04.96,00:41:06.29
to just the essential.
00:41:12.13,00:41:13.64
Look at this room.
00:41:16.01,00:41:18.10
This is, like, my dream room.
00:41:20.48,00:41:22.23
Look at all this stuff.
00:41:25.86,00:41:27.98
You are, like,[br]the luckiest guy in the world.
00:41:29.15,00:41:31.11
I would kill[br]to have stuff like this.
00:41:31.19,00:41:33.66
Please.[br]Go ahead and kill me.
00:41:33.70,00:41:36.37
Oh, come on.[br]What are you talking about?
00:41:36.45,00:41:39.49
You think it's healthy[br]to obsessively collect things?
00:41:39.58,00:41:41.75
You can't connect[br]with other people...
00:41:41.79,00:41:43.79
so you fill your life[br]with stuff.
00:41:43.87,00:41:47.54
I'm just like all the rest of[br]these pathetic collector losers.
00:41:47.59,00:41:50.96
No, you're not.[br]You're a cool guy, Seymour.
00:41:51.01,00:41:56.14
Then how come I haven't had[br]a girlfriend in four years?
00:41:56.18,00:41:58.14
I can't even remember the last[br]time a girl talked to me.
00:41:58.18,00:41:59.85
I'm talking to you.
00:41:59.89,00:42:01.39
You know,[br]I bet there are tons of women...
00:42:01.43,00:42:02.98
who'd go out with you[br]in a minute.
00:42:03.02,00:42:05.02
I know I could get you a date[br]in, like, two seconds.
00:42:05.10,00:42:06.31
Good luck.
00:42:06.35,00:42:08.27
I mean it.[br]You leave everything to me...
00:42:08.31,00:42:10.48
I'm going to be your own[br]personal dating service.
00:42:10.57,00:42:12.19
Yeah, well, we should get back.
00:42:12.24,00:42:13.45
By the end of this summer...
00:42:13.49,00:42:15.16
you're going to be[br]up to your neck in pussy.
00:42:15.20,00:42:17.12
Jesus.
00:42:17.20,00:42:20.74
What about her?[br]Would you go out with her?
00:42:20.79,00:42:22.41
What kind of a question is that?
00:42:22.45,00:42:25.67
It's totally irrelevant,[br]because a girl like that...
00:42:25.71,00:42:27.17
would never be caught dead[br]with me.
00:42:27.21,00:42:28.71
Yeah,[br]but put that aside for now.
00:42:28.75,00:42:30.50
Would you go out with her?
00:42:30.55,00:42:31.71
I really didn't[br]get a good look at her.
00:42:31.76,00:42:34.72
Yes, you did. Whoa.
00:42:34.72,00:42:37.18
What about her? Are you[br]into girls with big tits?
00:42:37.22,00:42:39.01
Jesus.
00:42:40.43,00:42:43.31
I mean, as long as[br]she's not a complete imbecile...
00:42:43.35,00:42:46.98
and she's even[br]remotely attractive...
00:42:47.02,00:42:49.81
Hey, look, there's Norman.[br]Hi, Norman.
00:42:52.44,00:42:54.19
We need to find a place[br]where you can go...
00:42:54.24,00:42:56.70
to meet women[br]who share your interests.
00:42:56.74,00:42:59.16
Maybe I don't want to meet[br]someone who shares my interests.
00:42:59.20,00:43:00.99
I hate my interests.
00:43:01.03,00:43:04.87
List your five main interests[br]in order of importance.
00:43:04.91,00:43:08.83
I'd have to put[br]traditional jazz, blues...
00:43:08.88,00:43:10.59
and then ragtime[br]at the top of the list.
00:43:10.63,00:43:12.80
Right, so let's just say music.
00:43:12.88,00:43:15.17
That way, we only use up one.
00:43:15.26,00:43:17.22
All right.
00:43:17.26,00:43:20.26
Can we go in here for a second?[br]Just for a second.
00:43:26.73,00:43:28.69
Just stopping by to say hi.
00:43:30.86,00:43:33.27
This is my friend Seymour.
00:43:37.82,00:43:40.28
OK.[br]Well, we'll see you later, Josh.
00:43:40.32,00:43:41.66
Josh, what you goddamn doing?
00:43:41.70,00:43:45.58
Clean up that fucking mess![br]Jesus.
00:43:45.66,00:43:48.29
So, was that your boyfriend?
00:43:48.37,00:43:50.33
Josh?[br]He's nobody's boyfriend.
00:43:50.42,00:43:53.13
He's just this guy that[br]Becky and I like to torture.
00:43:53.17,00:43:55.34
But do you...[br]Are you going out--
00:43:55.38,00:43:58.84
Oh, my God.[br]We have to go in here. Come on.
00:43:58.88,00:44:00.22
Yeah, sure. Very funny.
00:44:00.26,00:44:01.89
Come on. Please?
00:44:01.93,00:44:03.72
Becky and I[br]have been dying to go in here...
00:44:03.76,00:44:05.35
but we can never find any boys[br]to take us.
00:44:05.39,00:44:07.98
-I would really rather not.[br]-Come on. Please?
00:44:08.02,00:44:09.56
Just for a minute.[br]It'll be a riot.
00:44:09.60,00:44:12.65
-I don't think so.[br]-Please. Please.
00:44:26.49,00:44:30.25
Oh, my God.[br]Look at all these creeps.
00:44:32.25,00:44:34.34
OK. Can we go?
00:44:35.71,00:44:38.30
This place is a total riot.
00:44:45.89,00:44:48.27
What are you doing?
00:44:48.31,00:44:50.56
Oh, my God.
00:44:50.60,00:44:54.11
Who would actually have sex[br]with this thing?
00:44:57.23,00:45:01.07
"Corporate Slut."[br]Sophisticated.
00:45:01.11,00:45:02.53
Come on. Can we go?
00:45:04.07,00:45:07.24
Seymour, you have to lend me[br]the money to buy this.
00:45:10.04,00:45:11.83
I don't really have[br]a lot of money on me right now.
00:45:11.87,00:45:13.79
Come on, Seymour. Please?
00:45:13.83,00:45:15.79
I don't want this showing up[br]on a credit card statement.
00:45:15.84,00:45:17.13
I'll get put[br]on some weird mailing list.
00:45:17.17,00:45:20.05
-It's not that much.[br]-That's not the point.
00:45:20.09,00:45:22.38
Gimme all your money, bitch.
00:45:22.55,00:45:23.89
Where did you get that?
00:45:23.93,00:45:26.60
You'll never believe it.[br]Guess.
00:45:26.68,00:45:29.14
Where?
00:45:29.22,00:45:31.43
Anthony's.
00:45:31.48,00:45:32.69
No way. When?
00:45:32.73,00:45:34.27
Just now.[br]I went with Seymour.
00:45:34.31,00:45:35.98
You cunt.
00:45:36.02,00:45:38.19
Excuse me.
00:45:38.23,00:45:40.74
I can't read[br]the trivia question.
00:45:44.41,00:45:47.28
"Where on the human body[br]is the Douglas pouch located?"
00:45:52.25,00:45:53.75
Oh, God.
00:45:59.96,00:46:05.26
Slightly below[br]the uterus on a female.
00:46:13.14,00:46:14.48
Wow.
00:46:14.52,00:46:16.35
He does that every single day.
00:46:17.40,00:46:19.90
I'll have a decaf-mocha to go.
00:46:19.94,00:46:22.40
One decaf-mocha.
00:46:22.44,00:46:23.57
Can I get you--
00:46:23.65,00:46:25.36
No, I do not want a biscotti[br]with that.
00:46:28.74,00:46:32.37
God. How can you stand[br]all these assholes?
00:46:32.45,00:46:34.29
Some people are OK...
00:46:34.29,00:46:36.50
but mostly I just feel like[br]poisoning everybody.
00:46:36.54,00:46:39.29
At least the wheelchair guy[br]is entertaining.
00:46:39.34,00:46:40.84
He doesn't even need[br]that wheelchair.
00:46:40.88,00:46:42.46
He's just totally lazy.
00:46:42.51,00:46:44.17
That rules.
00:46:44.22,00:46:47.97
No, it really doesn't.[br]You'll see.
00:46:48.01,00:46:49.30
You'll get totally[br]sick of all the creeps...
00:46:49.30,00:46:51.77
and losers and weirdos.
00:46:51.81,00:46:53.52
But those are our people.
00:46:53.56,00:46:55.48
Yeah, well.
00:46:58.61,00:47:00.07
So, when are you going[br]to get a job?
00:47:02.94,00:47:06.36
I'm working on it.[br]Got a few leads.
00:47:06.40,00:47:09.03
Don't worry about it.[br]I'll get a job next week.
00:47:09.07,00:47:11.95
God, I can't believe you went[br]to Anthony's without me.
00:47:16.87,00:47:18.17
Oh, sweetie.
00:47:18.21,00:47:20.67
Honey, would you come in here[br]for a minute?
00:47:23.84,00:47:26.17
Sweetie, you remember Maxine?
00:47:34.72,00:47:36.18
I'm going to go to bed.[br]I'm really tired.
00:47:36.27,00:47:39.69
Honey, I made spaghetti.[br]You don't want some?
00:47:39.69,00:47:42.02
No. I have to get up early[br]for class tomorrow.
00:47:42.02,00:47:45.15
It's really quite something[br]to see you all grown up, Enid.
00:47:48.70,00:47:49.91
I'd love to know[br]what you're doing now.
00:47:49.95,00:47:52.03
I can't help but feel...
00:47:52.08,00:47:54.54
I had some small part[br]in how you turned out.
00:47:56.96,00:47:59.58
What are you studying?
00:47:59.62,00:48:01.58
You were always[br]such a smart little girl.
00:48:03.46,00:48:06.13
I'm taking a remedial[br]high school art class...
00:48:06.17,00:48:07.55
for fuck-ups and retards.
00:48:11.09,00:48:14.35
Who is this, Enid?
00:48:14.39,00:48:15.85
It's supposed to be Don Knotts.
00:48:15.93,00:48:20.52
And what was your reason for[br]choosing him as your subject?
00:48:22.15,00:48:24.77
I don't know.[br]I just like Don Knotts.
00:48:26.19,00:48:27.86
Interesting.
00:48:27.90,00:48:31.07
What do we have here, Margaret?
00:48:31.11,00:48:33.37
It's a tampon in a teacup.
00:48:33.41,00:48:35.91
I can see that.
00:48:35.95,00:48:37.25
What can you tell us about it?
00:48:37.25,00:48:40.21
First of all,[br]what kind of sculpture is this?
00:48:40.29,00:48:42.38
It's a found object.
00:48:42.42,00:48:44.67
That's where an artist[br]takes an ordinary object...
00:48:44.75,00:48:46.55
and places it[br]in an artistic context...
00:48:46.59,00:48:47.71
and thus, it becomes art.
00:48:47.76,00:48:49.76
But what can you[br]tell us about it...
00:48:49.84,00:48:52.47
in regard[br]to your artistic intent?
00:48:52.51,00:48:58.68
Well, I guess I see the teacup[br]as a symbol for womanhood.
00:48:58.73,00:49:01.06
Such as tea parties[br]in the olden days...
00:49:01.10,00:49:02.40
but instead of tea...
00:49:02.44,00:49:05.57
I was trying to kind of[br]confront people with this--
00:49:05.61,00:49:09.40
This shocking image[br]of repressed femininity.
00:49:09.44,00:49:11.45
Right. Exactly.
00:49:11.49,00:49:14.45
Well, I think it's a really[br]wonderful piece...
00:49:14.49,00:49:17.37
and it illustrates perfectly[br]what I was saying...
00:49:17.41,00:49:23.29
about not being afraid[br]to use controversial imagery.
00:49:23.33,00:49:27.63
Oh. Well, this looks like[br]the work of Phillip.
00:49:33.76,00:49:35.10
Hey, you see that guy[br]over there?
00:49:36.35,00:49:39.85
-Which one?[br]-The blond guy over there.
00:49:42.48,00:49:44.77
He gives me, like,[br]a total boner.
00:49:44.81,00:49:47.73
He's, like, the biggest idiot[br]of all time.
00:49:47.82,00:49:49.28
You guys[br]up for some reggae tonight?
00:49:50.82,00:49:52.49
OK, you're right.
00:49:54.99,00:49:56.32
Sometimes[br]I think I'm going crazy...
00:49:56.37,00:49:58.16
from sexual frustration.
00:49:58.16,00:50:01.37
And you haven't heard[br]of the miracle of masturbation?
00:50:06.25,00:50:07.79
Heads up.
00:50:11.26,00:50:12.55
My band's playing here[br]on Friday night...
00:50:12.59,00:50:16.64
and there's going to be[br]a bunch of cool bands playing...
00:50:16.68,00:50:19.18
and you don't have to pay...
00:50:19.22,00:50:20.52
if you show them this flier[br]at the door.
00:50:21.68,00:50:23.31
You should come check it out.
00:50:26.86,00:50:27.98
Which band is yours?
00:50:28.06,00:50:30.32
It's Alien Autopsy.
00:50:30.36,00:50:32.65
Oh. Bitchin'.
00:50:32.69,00:50:35.41
Yeah, well...
00:50:35.45,00:50:36.57
maybe I'll see you there.
00:50:36.61,00:50:38.83
Yeah. Thanks.
00:50:42.08,00:50:43.50
God, what a dork.
00:50:43.54,00:50:45.25
You're just jealous.
00:50:45.29,00:50:47.21
Trust me, at this point,[br]I'm past the fact...
00:50:47.21,00:50:49.54
that every single guy[br]likes you better than me.
00:50:49.54,00:50:51.21
Oh, face it. You just hate[br]every single guy...
00:50:51.25,00:50:52.51
on the face of the earth.
00:50:52.55,00:50:54.55
That's not true.
00:50:54.63,00:50:58.01
I just hate all[br]these extroverted, obnoxious...
00:50:58.05,00:51:00.43
pseudo-bohemian losers.
00:51:00.47,00:51:03.68
The Donnie G show.[br]Donnie G!
00:51:03.73,00:51:06.06
Nothing but classic rock...
00:51:06.10,00:51:07.48
coming at you[br]this beautiful evening.
00:51:07.52,00:51:09.56
You're listening to KFTO--
00:51:09.61,00:51:12.48
God, that asshole's voice[br]is so hateful.
00:51:12.53,00:51:14.19
No wonder[br]I never listen to the radio.
00:51:14.24,00:51:16.36
Relax, Seymour. Relax.
00:51:16.40,00:51:19.82
He's just so shrill[br]and loud and piercing.
00:51:19.87,00:51:22.45
I feel like I'm being[br]jabbed in the face.
00:51:22.49,00:51:25.66
"KTO coming at you[br]on this beautiful evening."
00:51:25.71,00:51:27.17
-So...[br]-Thank you.
00:51:30.59,00:51:32.25
Why'd you bring the record?
00:51:32.30,00:51:34.55
I brought it[br]so he can autograph it.
00:51:34.59,00:51:35.92
He's going to be amazed[br]to see it.
00:51:35.92,00:51:39.05
It's one[br]of only two known copies.
00:51:39.09,00:51:40.89
I can't believe they have him[br]as the opening act...
00:51:40.93,00:51:42.14
and not the headliner.
00:51:42.18,00:51:44.81
It's--What an insult.
00:51:44.85,00:51:48.02
There's gonna be lots of girls[br]to pick from at this bar.
00:51:49.15,00:51:51.86
I'm not holding my breath[br]in that department.
00:52:03.28,00:52:05.25
What, are we[br]in slow motion here?
00:52:05.29,00:52:07.04
What are you, hypnotized?
00:52:07.08,00:52:08.92
Have some more kids,[br]why don't you?
00:52:08.96,00:52:11.08
Jesus Christ, move it!
00:52:11.13,00:52:13.13
Seymour! God.
00:52:17.01,00:52:18.80
I can't believe these people.
00:52:18.88,00:52:20.84
They could at least turn off[br]their stupid sports game...
00:52:20.93,00:52:22.30
until he's done playing.
00:52:33.98,00:52:35.94
Thank you.
00:52:35.98,00:52:37.19
Don't go away.
00:52:37.24,00:52:39.57
We got Blues Hammer[br]coming up in just a minute.
00:52:39.61,00:52:41.45
Hey, check that out.
00:52:44.99,00:52:47.83
She's nice, but, you know...
00:52:47.83,00:52:50.12
Offer her a seat.
00:52:50.17,00:52:51.46
-I'll do it.[br]-No, no, no, no.
00:52:51.50,00:52:54.96
Wait. Let me think of something[br]to say to her first.
00:53:15.73,00:53:17.36
That was great music, huh?
00:53:17.40,00:53:19.49
Yeah, I just love blues.
00:53:19.53,00:53:25.28
Actually, technically,[br]what he was mostly playing...
00:53:25.37,00:53:28.79
would more accurately be[br]classified in the ragtime idiom.
00:53:28.87,00:53:31.50
Although, of course,[br]not in the strictest sense...
00:53:31.58,00:53:36.80
of the classical[br]ragtime piano music...
00:53:36.84,00:53:41.38
Iike that of Scott Joplin[br]or Joseph Lamb.
00:53:41.42,00:53:44.84
Authentic blues[br]has a more conventional...
00:53:44.89,00:53:47.76
twelve-bar structure[br]in its stanzas.
00:53:47.81,00:53:50.81
Oh. If you like[br]authentic blues...
00:53:50.85,00:53:53.19
you really gotta check out[br]Blues Hammer.
00:53:53.23,00:53:54.77
They're so great.
00:54:47.45,00:54:50.62
All right, people,[br]are you ready to boogie?
00:54:50.66,00:54:52.62
'Cause we gonna play[br]some authentic...
00:54:52.66,00:54:55.08
way-down-in-the-delta blues.
00:54:55.12,00:54:57.79
So get ready[br]to rock your world!
00:55:05.68,00:55:08.80
Well, I been plowin'[br]behind the mule, son
00:55:08.85,00:55:10.93
Picking cotton all day long
00:55:13.77,00:55:17.19
Yes, I been plowin'
00:55:17.23,00:55:19.73
Picking cotton all day long
00:55:21.94,00:55:25.07
I said, Lordy, baby
00:55:25.11,00:55:27.74
But my woman she be gone
00:55:34.54,00:55:38.08
Now I remember why I haven't[br]been anywhere in months.
00:55:38.12,00:55:39.50
It's simple for everybody else.
00:55:39.58,00:55:42.21
You give them a Big Mac[br]and a pair of Nikes...
00:55:42.30,00:55:43.38
and they're happy.
00:55:43.46,00:55:46.72
I can't relate to[br]ninety-nine percent of humanity.
00:55:46.76,00:55:48.80
I can't relate to humanity,[br]either...
00:55:48.84,00:55:50.68
but I don't think[br]it's completely hopeless.
00:55:50.68,00:55:53.93
Well, it's not[br]completely hopeless for you.
00:55:53.97,00:55:55.43
I'm not even[br]in the same universe...
00:55:55.52,00:55:57.27
as those creatures back there.
00:55:57.31,00:55:58.44
We just need[br]to find you a place...
00:55:58.48,00:55:59.60
where you can meet someone...
00:55:59.65,00:56:01.77
who isn't a complete idiot,[br]that's all.
00:56:03.94,00:56:06.28
Why do you care so much[br]if I get a date or not?
00:56:06.32,00:56:08.74
I don't know.
00:56:08.78,00:56:10.49
I guess I just can't stand[br]the idea of a world...
00:56:10.53,00:56:12.37
where a guy like you[br]can't get a date.
00:56:19.42,00:56:21.08
What is this, Seymour?
00:56:23.25,00:56:25.51
Oh, that.
00:56:25.55,00:56:27.38
I borrowed that from work[br]about fifteen years ago.
00:56:27.42,00:56:29.26
I guess it's mine now.
00:56:29.30,00:56:31.14
What are you,[br]a Klansman or something?
00:56:32.55,00:56:34.68
Yeah, I'm a Klansman.
00:56:36.06,00:56:38.02
You know[br]the Cook's Chicken franchise?
00:56:39.52,00:56:40.85
"Four-piece Cook's special...
00:56:40.90,00:56:44.73
"deep-fried with side and slaw.[br]It's outrageous!"
00:56:44.77,00:56:48.24
Yeah, well,[br]Cook's is just a made up name.
00:56:49.82,00:56:51.28
Back in 1922...
00:56:51.32,00:56:53.49
they were originally called[br]Coon Chicken lnn.
00:56:53.53,00:56:55.70
That's an early painting[br]of their first logo.
00:57:19.60,00:57:22.02
How come everybody[br]doesn't know this?
00:57:22.06,00:57:23.61
It's ancient history.
00:57:23.69,00:57:26.73
Same reason nobody knows about[br]this Lionel Belasco record.
00:57:26.82,00:57:30.24
I was more interested in[br]the whole Cook's phenomenon...
00:57:30.28,00:57:32.70
when I was about your age.
00:57:32.74,00:57:34.99
Sort of lost interest[br]when I started working for them.
00:57:36.45,00:57:38.37
You work for Cook's Chicken?
00:57:40.00,00:57:41.41
For nineteen years.
00:57:41.46,00:57:43.96
Were you a fry cook[br]or something?
00:57:44.00,00:57:47.05
Nothing so glamorous, actually.
00:57:47.09,00:57:50.55
I'm an assistant manager[br]at their corporate headquarters.
00:57:50.59,00:57:53.59
Jesus. I'd go nuts if I had[br]to work in an office all day.
00:57:57.35,00:57:58.81
So I don't really get it.
00:57:58.89,00:58:00.89
Are you saying that things[br]were better back then...
00:58:00.98,00:58:02.44
even though[br]there was stuff like this?
00:58:02.48,00:58:05.94
I suppose[br]things are better now, but...
00:58:05.98,00:58:07.40
I don't know, it's complicated.
00:58:07.44,00:58:08.57
People still hate each other...
00:58:08.61,00:58:11.19
but they just know[br]how to hide it better.
00:58:12.82,00:58:14.78
Can I borrow this?
00:58:15.99,00:58:17.12
For what?
00:58:17.16,00:58:18.58
I promise[br]I'll take good care of it.
00:58:18.62,00:58:21.08
They're very sensitive about[br]that kind of stuff at work.
00:58:22.66,00:58:25.46
Don't you trust me, Seymour?
00:58:26.46,00:58:29.96
Let's address discussion[br]to this piece.
00:58:32.01,00:58:33.34
I don't like it.
00:58:33.38,00:58:35.64
Can you tell us why?
00:58:35.68,00:58:38.35
I don't know.
00:58:38.39,00:58:40.31
I think it's totally weird.
00:58:40.35,00:58:42.18
It's totally offensive.
00:58:42.18,00:58:43.44
Yeah. I agree.
00:58:43.48,00:58:44.64
It's not right.
00:58:44.69,00:58:47.81
Well, these are[br]all valid comments, but...
00:58:47.86,00:58:49.44
I think we should see[br]if the artist...
00:58:49.48,00:58:51.32
has anything to bring to this.
00:58:53.28,00:58:56.57
Well, I found this when[br]I was doing some research...
00:58:56.61,00:58:59.66
and I discovered[br]that Cook's Chicken...
00:58:59.74,00:59:02.12
used to be called Coon Chicken.
00:59:02.16,00:59:05.87
So I decided to do my project[br]based on this discovery...
00:59:05.92,00:59:09.92
as kind of a comment[br]on racism...
00:59:09.96,00:59:12.34
and how it's whitewashed over[br]in our culture.
00:59:12.38,00:59:14.63
Did you actually[br]do this painting?
00:59:14.67,00:59:19.76
Well, no,[br]it's more of a found art object.
00:59:19.80,00:59:23.22
How do you think this addresses[br]the subject of racism?
00:59:23.22,00:59:25.48
It's complicated.
00:59:25.52,00:59:27.02
I guess I'm trying to show...
00:59:27.10,00:59:29.73
how racism used to be[br]more out in the open...
00:59:29.77,00:59:32.73
and now it's hidden[br]or something.
00:59:32.78,00:59:35.07
And how do you think[br]an image like this...
00:59:35.11,00:59:36.65
helps us to see that?
00:59:36.74,00:59:40.53
I'm not sure.
00:59:42.08,00:59:45.83
I guess because when[br]we see something like this...
00:59:45.87,00:59:47.62
it seems really shocking.
00:59:47.67,00:59:52.55
And we have to wonder[br]why it's so shocking.
00:59:56.51,00:59:58.64
I don't really[br]know what to say, Enid.
01:00:02.85,01:00:04.72
I think[br]it's a remarkable achievement.
01:00:08.98,01:00:11.56
I'm going to let you handle[br]the 4:30 crowd by yourself.
01:00:11.61,01:00:14.23
That way, I can evaluate your[br]performance while it's slow.
01:00:14.28,01:00:16.15
Then we'll ease you[br]into the big crowds, all right?
01:00:16.19,01:00:18.36
-You can count on me, sir.[br]-Cool.
01:00:22.24,01:00:26.50
Do you serve beer[br]or any alcohol?
01:00:26.54,01:00:28.29
I wish.
01:00:28.33,01:00:30.08
Actually, you wish.
01:00:30.13,01:00:31.96
After about five minutes[br]of this movie...
01:00:31.96,01:00:33.92
you're going to wish[br]you had ten beers.
01:00:41.34,01:00:44.85
What are you doing? You don't[br]ever criticize the feature.
01:00:44.89,01:00:46.18
Why?[br]What's the difference?
01:00:46.22,01:00:49.14
I mean,[br]we already got his money.
01:00:49.19,01:00:51.23
Look, that's the policy, OK?
01:00:51.27,01:00:52.90
If you want to make up[br]your own rules...
01:00:52.98,01:00:55.28
open up your own theater.
01:00:57.82,01:01:00.28
And let me have lots of butter[br]on it.
01:01:12.63,01:01:13.75
Here you go.
01:01:13.79,01:01:16.50
Smothered in delicious[br]yellow chemical sludge.
01:01:21.13,01:01:23.05
What the hell is wrong with you?
01:01:24.18,01:01:25.56
What?
01:01:25.60,01:01:27.43
I was just joking around[br]with the customers.
01:01:27.52,01:01:29.98
-It's my shtick.[br]-Well, lose it.
01:01:30.02,01:01:32.35
And why aren't you[br]pushing the larger sizes?
01:01:32.40,01:01:34.56
Didn't you get training[br]about up-sizing?
01:01:34.61,01:01:37.57
Yeah,[br]but I feel really weird.
01:01:37.61,01:01:39.15
It's pretty sleazy.
01:01:41.32,01:01:43.62
It's not optional!
01:01:47.16,01:01:49.33
Jesus.
01:01:49.37,01:01:52.33
Hi. Can I get a medium 7 Up?
01:01:53.58,01:01:55.67
Medium?
01:01:55.71,01:01:59.38
Why, sir, do you not know[br]that for a mere 25 cents more...
01:01:59.42,01:02:01.42
you could purchase[br]a large beverage?
01:02:01.47,01:02:04.39
And you know,[br]I'm only telling you this...
01:02:04.43,01:02:06.30
because we're such good friends.
01:02:06.35,01:02:07.76
Medium[br]is really only for suckers...
01:02:07.81,01:02:09.97
who don't know[br]the concept of value.
01:02:10.02,01:02:12.81
What are you talking about?
01:02:12.85,01:02:15.27
What kind of loser gets fired[br]after one day?
01:02:15.31,01:02:18.32
Look, I told you.[br]The manager was a total asshole.
01:02:18.36,01:02:20.44
I'll get another job.
01:02:20.49,01:02:23.45
Besides, I have some ideas[br]to make money in the meantime.
01:02:27.99,01:02:30.62
I can't believe you're selling[br]some of this stuff.
01:02:30.66,01:02:33.58
Fuck it.[br]Everything must go.
01:02:38.88,01:02:41.38
I remember this hat.
01:02:41.46,01:02:43.97
This was during[br]your little old lady phase.
01:02:45.39,01:02:46.85
How much is this?
01:02:51.10,01:02:54.14
That's not for sale.
01:02:54.19,01:02:56.06
Wait a minute.[br]It says five dollars.
01:02:56.10,01:02:59.07
I know, it's...
01:02:59.11,01:03:00.23
That's a mistake.
01:03:00.28,01:03:02.19
I'm not selling it.
01:03:09.53,01:03:11.04
What was that all about?
01:03:11.12,01:03:12.50
I thought[br]"everything must go."
01:03:12.54,01:03:14.00
Yeah, right.
01:03:14.04,01:03:18.29
Like I'd let some asshole[br]with a soul patch own Goofy Gus.
01:03:19.79,01:03:21.05
How much for this dress?
01:03:21.09,01:03:23.76
God, I can't believe[br]you're selling that.
01:03:28.01,01:03:29.97
That's five hundred dollars.
01:03:29.97,01:03:32.89
-What?[br]-Five hundred.
01:03:32.93,01:03:35.94
You're crazy.[br]It should be, like, two dollars.
01:03:35.98,01:03:38.48
I was wearing that[br]when I lost my virginity.
01:03:38.52,01:03:40.73
Why do I care about that?
01:03:40.82,01:03:42.48
Why do you want it?
01:03:42.53,01:03:44.19
It would look stupid on you[br]anyway.
01:03:44.28,01:03:47.20
God! Fuck you!
01:03:50.24,01:03:52.41
So, now are you going to get[br]a regular job?
01:03:57.00,01:03:58.75
Do you want to do something[br]tonight?
01:03:58.79,01:04:00.67
I can't.[br]It's Seymour's birthday tonight.
01:04:00.71,01:04:02.67
Oh, shit.[br]What time is it?
01:04:02.67,01:04:06.13
I'm supposed to go to the store.[br]I was going to make him a cake.
01:04:06.17,01:04:08.18
Do you still want to go shopping[br]tomorrow?
01:04:08.22,01:04:10.39
Yeah, I guess. Call me.
01:04:18.44,01:04:20.48
Since when can you make a cake?
01:04:30.57,01:04:32.53
OK, you can open your eyes now.
01:04:35.04,01:04:38.87
Oh, hey. Thanks, Enid.[br]I really appreciate it.
01:04:38.87,01:04:40.96
No, blow it out, doofus.
01:04:47.55,01:04:50.47
-Are you OK?[br]-Yeah.
01:04:50.51,01:04:53.89
Oh, it's just my stupid back.[br]I'll be all right in a minute.
01:04:58.18,01:05:00.15
What is that?
01:05:01.40,01:05:03.44
It's...
01:05:03.48,01:05:05.57
It's just this elastic thing[br]I have to wear sometimes...
01:05:05.61,01:05:07.28
for lumbar support.
01:05:07.32,01:05:08.86
What, like a girdle?
01:05:11.82,01:05:14.66
Maybe now you can understand[br]why I can't get a date.
01:05:14.70,01:05:17.04
Well, at least[br]you're not the only one.
01:05:17.08,01:05:19.33
I think only stupid people[br]have good relationships.
01:05:20.75,01:05:23.38
That's the spirit.
01:05:23.42,01:05:26.42
Actually, there is this one guy[br]I have a crush on right now...
01:05:26.42,01:05:29.88
but...[br]totally fucked-up situation.
01:05:31.51,01:05:33.05
Oh, yeah?
01:05:33.09,01:05:35.01
Yeah. You met him, remember?[br]That guy Josh.
01:05:35.06,01:05:36.51
But I can't do anything[br]about it...
01:05:36.56,01:05:38.73
because Becky[br]would totally freak out.
01:05:40.94,01:05:42.19
Why?
01:05:42.23,01:05:44.23
Just forget it.[br]It's complicated.
01:05:49.28,01:05:50.82
Aren't you going to get that?
01:05:50.86,01:05:52.41
Let the machine get it.
01:05:52.45,01:05:54.95
I have no desire to talk to[br]anyone who might be calling me.
01:05:59.29,01:06:00.91
I knew it. It's my mother.
01:06:02.79,01:06:06.00
Hi, I'm calling for...
01:06:06.04,01:06:09.26
You placed an ad in "The Weekly"[br]over a month ago, and...
01:06:09.30,01:06:12.13
well, I'm the blonde[br]in the yellow dress.
01:06:12.13,01:06:13.93
At least, I think I am.
01:06:13.97,01:06:15.89
I saw the ad[br]when you first placed it...
01:06:15.93,01:06:17.64
but I was in this relationship[br]at the time...
01:06:17.68,01:06:19.68
so I cut the ad out, and...
01:06:19.72,01:06:22.27
and I'm not[br]in a relationship anymore.
01:06:22.31,01:06:24.02
God, this is really confusing.
01:06:24.06,01:06:25.15
Don't!
01:06:25.19,01:06:26.82
Anyway, if you still want[br]to talk to me...
01:06:26.90,01:06:30.49
I can be reached at 555-2673.
01:06:30.57,01:06:33.20
That's my work number...
01:06:33.28,01:06:36.37
and my name is Dana.
01:06:36.41,01:06:38.79
OK! Bye.
01:06:41.16,01:06:42.62
Wow.
01:06:44.58,01:06:45.75
What was all that about?
01:06:45.79,01:06:48.17
It's just somebody's idea[br]of a joke.
01:06:48.17,01:06:50.34
That didn't sound like[br]a joke to me.
01:06:51.46,01:06:55.64
What, did you place an ad[br]in the personals or something?
01:06:55.76,01:06:58.97
Yeah, a long time ago.
01:06:59.01,01:07:02.77
She called before. It's just[br]somebody trying to humiliate me.
01:07:02.81,01:07:05.19
I think[br]you should call her back.
01:07:14.11,01:07:16.41
Oh, look.[br]We have to get these.
01:07:21.70,01:07:25.04
You know, I can't afford[br]stuff like this right now.
01:07:25.04,01:07:26.17
Look, I'm sick of waiting.
01:07:26.21,01:07:28.46
I mean, we have to get stuff[br]if we're ever going to move.
01:07:31.55,01:07:33.47
Aren't these the greatest?
01:07:36.89,01:07:38.05
What? They're nice.
01:07:39.93,01:07:42.18
I can't imagine spending money[br]on plastic cups.
01:07:42.22,01:07:44.89
You don't have to.[br]I'll pay for everything now...
01:07:44.93,01:07:47.19
and you can pay me back[br]when you finally get a job.
01:07:47.23,01:07:48.52
You're insane.
01:07:48.56,01:07:51.48
So, are we still going[br]to that thing tonight?
01:07:51.52,01:07:52.94
What thing?
01:07:52.98,01:07:56.03
You know, that guy's band[br]is playing tonight.
01:07:56.07,01:07:57.49
Alien Autopsy.
01:07:57.53,01:08:00.20
Actually,[br]Seymour's big date is tonight.
01:08:00.24,01:08:01.95
And I kind of want to be around[br]when he calls...
01:08:02.04,01:08:03.75
you know, so I can hear[br]how badly it went.
01:08:03.83,01:08:05.91
God, I'm so sick of Seymour.
01:08:11.09,01:08:13.55
That was great.
01:08:13.59,01:08:15.63
Jeez, thanks a lot for cooking.
01:08:15.67,01:08:18.09
I love to cook.
01:08:18.13,01:08:22.97
Most women wouldn't invite a guy[br]over on the first date, but...
01:08:23.01,01:08:25.23
I think you should trust[br]your instincts.
01:08:25.27,01:08:26.43
When I talked to you[br]on the phone...
01:08:26.48,01:08:30.65
you just seemed so...[br]I don't know, so harmless.
01:08:30.69,01:08:32.19
Thanks.
01:08:53.38,01:08:54.88
I love this song.
01:08:58.47,01:08:59.63
Isn't it great?
01:09:01.89,01:09:03.93
Doesn't it[br]make you want to dance?
01:09:04.01,01:09:06.43
-Come on.[br]-No, I don't really dance.
01:09:06.47,01:09:08.81
Come on, Seymour.[br]Don't be silly.
01:09:08.85,01:09:10.56
Anybody can dance.
01:09:10.65,01:09:12.48
Here, follow me. Watch my feet.
01:09:13.69,01:09:14.94
No, really.
01:09:14.98,01:09:16.90
Come on, Seymour.
01:09:16.94,01:09:19.11
Just feel the music.
01:09:19.15,01:09:21.99
Loosen up.[br]It's all in your head.
01:09:22.03,01:09:25.04
Here, let's put down[br]your bowl of ice cream.
01:09:25.08,01:09:27.41
Wow, it's 9:00 already.
01:09:27.45,01:09:29.71
If we're gonna make that movie,[br]don't you think we should go?
01:09:29.75,01:09:33.04
OK. Party pooper.
01:09:47.64,01:09:50.19
I'm so excited[br]to see this film.
01:09:50.23,01:09:52.98
Dustoff Varnya[br]is such a brilliant director.
01:09:53.02,01:09:54.44
Did you see his last film...
01:09:54.48,01:09:56.23
"The Flower[br]That Drank The Moon"?
01:09:56.27,01:09:58.78
It was glorious.
01:09:58.82,01:10:01.07
Must have missed that one.
01:10:01.11,01:10:03.78
Then again, what do I know?[br]I like Laurel and Hardy movies.
01:10:03.82,01:10:07.49
Really?[br]I never really cared for those.
01:10:07.54,01:10:10.50
Why does the fat one always have[br]to be so mean to the skinny one?
01:10:28.31,01:10:31.18
-Hello?[br]-Hey. It's me.
01:10:31.23,01:10:34.69
-Oh, hi.[br]-So, what happened?
01:10:34.73,01:10:37.27
Actually,[br]it's still kind of happening.
01:10:37.32,01:10:41.03
She's over here right now.[br]I think it's going pretty well.
01:10:41.07,01:10:44.20
-What? You're joking.[br]-Yeah, so I better go.
01:10:44.24,01:10:45.99
It's not really[br]the best time to talk, OK?
01:10:46.03,01:10:48.83
What, are you going to have sex[br]with her on your first date?
01:10:48.91,01:10:53.58
Jesus! I'll talk to you[br]later, OK? Bye.
01:10:53.62,01:10:55.75
That was my mother.
01:11:18.73,01:11:21.48
Do you still want[br]to do something tonight?
01:11:21.57,01:11:23.03
What happened to Seymour?
01:11:23.07,01:11:26.07
I can't believe this.[br]He actually scored.
01:11:26.16,01:11:28.49
God, how repulsive.
01:11:28.53,01:11:30.49
So, should I come over?
01:11:30.54,01:11:34.62
Actually, I was just about[br]to go out with some friends.
01:11:34.66,01:11:38.00
What are you talking about?[br]Who?
01:11:38.04,01:11:40.17
Just some people from work.
01:11:42.67,01:11:44.13
I don't believe you.
01:11:44.17,01:11:47.34
You said you were busy, so...
01:11:47.39,01:11:50.60
Look, I better get going.
01:11:50.64,01:11:53.39
I guess I'll call you tomorrow.
01:12:35.52,01:12:37.27
Boo!
01:12:37.31,01:12:38.48
Please.
01:12:40.52,01:12:41.86
Boy.
01:12:43.32,01:12:45.61
So, where have you been?
01:12:45.65,01:12:47.32
I've been looking[br]all over for you.
01:12:47.36,01:12:49.61
I've been wandering the streets[br]day and night...
01:12:49.66,01:12:51.24
trying to find you.
01:12:51.28,01:12:52.41
Really?
01:12:52.45,01:12:55.25
No. Joe told me where you are.
01:12:57.46,01:13:00.54
But how come you never call me[br]anymore?
01:13:00.58,01:13:05.42
I'm sorry.[br]I've just been really busy.
01:13:07.38,01:13:11.47
So, how are things going with...
01:13:11.51,01:13:13.97
What's her name? Dana?
01:13:14.01,01:13:17.64
Pretty well.[br]Surprisingly, you know.
01:13:17.68,01:13:20.77
It's good.
01:13:22.40,01:13:26.23
What do you do together? ls she[br]into your old records and stuff?
01:13:26.28,01:13:31.07
Yeah, sort of. I mean,[br]she doesn't dislike that stuff.
01:13:31.11,01:13:32.37
Anyway, she's trying.
01:13:32.41,01:13:34.58
Actually, we're supposed to go[br]antique shopping...
01:13:34.66,01:13:37.50
for her apartment[br]this afternoon.
01:13:37.54,01:13:39.87
Sounds good.
01:13:39.91,01:13:42.58
So, we should get together.
01:13:42.63,01:13:48.09
I'll definitely give you a call[br]this week or something.
01:13:48.13,01:13:50.18
Are you trying to get rid of me?
01:13:50.22,01:13:52.89
No, no, no.[br]It's just that l...
01:13:52.93,01:13:55.22
I should be going[br]in a few minutes, and...
01:13:58.10,01:14:01.44
Aren't you even going to ask[br]how I'm doing?
01:14:03.02,01:14:04.15
Sorry.
01:14:04.19,01:14:07.03
So, how are you?
01:14:08.94,01:14:11.61
I don't know.[br]Good, I guess.
01:14:14.32,01:14:17.58
Oh, hello.[br]Guess I'm a little early.
01:14:21.75,01:14:25.92
-This is Enid.[br]-Hello.
01:14:25.96,01:14:29.05
It's great to finally meet you.
01:14:29.13,01:14:33.01
So, how do you two[br]know each other?
01:14:33.05,01:14:35.30
I'm kind of surprised[br]he hasn't mentioned me.
01:14:35.30,01:14:38.06
-We're old friends.[br]-Really?
01:14:38.10,01:14:40.06
Yeah. Very close.
01:14:40.10,01:14:42.98
In fact, I was standing[br]right next to him...
01:14:43.02,01:14:44.44
the first day you called.
01:14:44.48,01:14:46.31
You know, if it wasn't for me...
01:14:46.31,01:14:48.65
he would have never[br]called you back.
01:14:48.69,01:14:51.28
-Is that right?[br]-I would have--
01:14:51.32,01:14:53.15
Well,[br]I've really got to get going...
01:14:53.20,01:14:56.83
but I'll stop by and see you[br]sometime, Seymour.
01:14:58.99,01:15:01.71
It really was great to meet you.
01:15:04.87,01:15:07.13
Now remember,[br]the art show is this Saturday...
01:15:07.17,01:15:08.67
7:30 p.m., sharp.
01:15:12.55,01:15:14.63
Oh, and Justin.
01:15:16.68,01:15:18.43
I'm sorry.
01:15:20.64,01:15:22.81
I'm gonna really miss[br]all of you people.
01:15:22.85,01:15:25.65
I hope that each of you[br]feels as if you'll be...
01:15:25.69,01:15:28.98
taking away something[br]from this experience.
01:15:31.61,01:15:33.86
Thanks.[br]So long, everyone.
01:15:38.66,01:15:41.16
Enid, can I speak to you[br]for a moment?
01:15:41.24,01:15:43.71
-Uh-oh.[br]-Don't worry, it's nothing bad.
01:15:43.79,01:15:45.79
I got a call[br]from a close friend of mine...
01:15:45.83,01:15:47.75
at the Academy of Art[br]and Design...
01:15:47.79,01:15:50.92
and she tells me I'm allowed[br]to place one student...
01:15:50.96,01:15:54.34
from your graduating class for[br]a full one-year scholarship...
01:15:54.38,01:15:57.55
and I took the liberty[br]of submitting your name.
01:15:57.59,01:15:59.26
As far as I know[br]it includes housing...
01:15:59.30,01:16:02.27
and meals and everything.[br]It's really quite an offer.
01:16:03.60,01:16:07.10
Let me know as soon as you can,[br]Enid.
01:16:07.19,01:16:09.69
This could be a really great[br]thing for you.
01:16:16.86,01:16:19.95
Pumpkin? Honey?
01:16:19.99,01:16:21.53
I'm coming in.
01:16:22.79,01:16:25.04
Well, I have some good news.
01:16:25.08,01:16:26.29
What is it now?
01:16:26.33,01:16:27.92
Are you still looking for a job?
01:16:27.96,01:16:29.42
I guess.
01:16:29.46,01:16:32.42
Maxine thinks she can get you[br]a job at Computer Station.
01:16:32.46,01:16:36.05
Normally, you have to have[br]a lot of references....
01:16:36.09,01:16:38.18
and at least[br]two years of experience...
01:16:38.22,01:16:40.97
but she thinks[br]she can convince them.
01:16:42.18,01:16:44.47
Tell her to forget it.[br]I don't need her help.
01:16:47.19,01:16:50.02
OK, that's...
01:16:50.06,01:16:53.15
You know, if that's...
01:16:53.19,01:16:54.36
If--Mm-hmm.
01:17:11.79,01:17:13.59
Awful! Just awful!
01:17:13.63,01:17:15.55
I will take care of it,[br]I promise you.
01:17:15.59,01:17:18.55
I will handle it.[br]Thank you.
01:17:18.59,01:17:21.43
Excuse me.
01:17:21.47,01:17:23.97
I'm sorry, I need to speak[br]with her for a second.
01:17:24.01,01:17:25.97
-Well, enjoy the show.[br]-Thank you.
01:17:25.97,01:17:27.10
Yes, what is it, Phyllis?
01:17:27.14,01:17:28.27
I am sorry...
01:17:28.31,01:17:30.52
but you are simply going to have[br]to remove that painting.
01:17:30.56,01:17:32.48
Several of the parents have[br]complained about it already.
01:17:32.48,01:17:34.98
Well, I will do no such thing.
01:17:35.03,01:17:37.53
Then I'm going to go over there[br]and take it down myself.
01:17:37.57,01:17:40.20
I think we should[br]give the artist a chance...
01:17:40.24,01:17:43.53
to talk with the parents about[br]her intentions with this piece.
01:17:43.58,01:17:46.58
We should be promoting[br]discussion as a solution...
01:17:46.62,01:17:47.87
instead of censorship.
01:17:47.95,01:17:49.50
-Censorship?[br]-Yes.
01:17:49.58,01:17:52.13
Oh, that is such a big word[br]for you, Roberta.
01:17:52.21,01:17:54.17
Excuse me.
01:17:54.25,01:17:56.96
-Do not touch that--[br]-OK, I have a solution.
01:17:57.01,01:17:58.30
Thank you, everyone,[br]for your patience.
01:18:00.68,01:18:03.55
Margaret, have you seen Enid?
01:18:03.60,01:18:06.47
-I don't think she's even here.[br]-You're kidding.
01:18:08.35,01:18:11.64
-All right. There we go.[br]-Thank you very much.
01:18:23.11,01:18:25.70
So--Excuse me.
01:18:25.78,01:18:27.91
So there's this stupid art show[br]I'm going to tonight...
01:18:27.95,01:18:29.41
and I want you to be my date.
01:18:29.45,01:18:30.66
There's something[br]I want to show you.
01:18:30.66,01:18:33.75
Yeah, l...[br]I don't think I should.
01:18:33.79,01:18:34.92
Of course you should.
01:18:34.96,01:18:37.21
I'm already[br]a million hours late. Come on.
01:18:37.21,01:18:38.71
I better not.
01:18:40.55,01:18:44.14
OK, well, forget the art show.[br]Let's do something else, then.
01:18:44.18,01:18:47.56
I really wish I could,[br]Enid, but...
01:18:47.60,01:18:51.60
Dana just got out[br]of a really bad relationship...
01:18:51.64,01:18:54.27
and I don't want her to have[br]the wrong idea, you know?
01:18:54.35,01:18:55.90
Hey, what's happening?
01:18:59.78,01:19:01.74
Where'd you get those pants?
01:19:04.24,01:19:05.74
They were a present from Dana.
01:19:05.78,01:19:08.08
You like them? They a good fit?
01:19:10.54,01:19:13.08
Yeah, whatever. I mean,[br]what do I know about clothes?
01:19:13.12,01:19:15.54
It's nice to have somebody[br]do all the work for me.
01:19:21.09,01:19:22.72
I'll just be in my room.
01:19:25.01,01:19:26.55
What's her deal, anyway?
01:19:26.59,01:19:29.10
Did she actually tell you[br]that you can't see me anymore?
01:19:29.18,01:19:31.81
No. No, I mean...
01:19:33.89,01:19:36.10
Not exactly. She just...
01:19:39.11,01:19:42.44
She just doesn't understand how[br]I would know someone like you.
01:19:42.49,01:19:44.74
What does that mean,[br]"someone like me"?
01:19:44.78,01:19:47.91
Just someone so young.
01:19:53.58,01:19:55.58
Don't worry.[br]I won't bother you anymore.
01:20:50.43,01:20:52.06
Do you remember me?
01:20:54.18,01:20:56.39
Sure. Sure.
01:21:01.98,01:21:06.65
You're, like, the only person[br]in this world I can count on...
01:21:06.70,01:21:11.03
because, no matter what,[br]I know you'll always be here.
01:21:13.58,01:21:17.04
Well, that's what you think.
01:21:18.75,01:21:21.21
I'm leaving town.
01:21:26.17,01:21:28.55
Where are we? This is[br]such a weird neighborhood.
01:21:28.55,01:21:31.14
This is a totally normal,[br]average neighborhood.
01:21:31.18,01:21:34.18
3128.
01:21:34.22,01:21:36.18
-That must be it.[br]-Great.
01:21:38.02,01:21:41.35
What? What's wrong with it?[br]It looks totally normal.
01:21:41.40,01:21:43.02
What? I said great.
01:21:43.06,01:21:44.52
Yeah, I can tell[br]you really love it.
01:21:44.57,01:21:46.65
What am I supposed to say?
01:21:46.69,01:21:48.53
"Gee, I can't wait to live[br]in some depressing shit-hole...
01:21:48.57,01:21:49.70
"out in the middle of nowhere"?
01:21:49.74,01:21:52.32
You know, you hate every single[br]place that we look at.
01:21:52.41,01:21:56.58
Why don't you just tell me[br]you don't want to live with me?
01:21:58.75,01:22:02.58
Because you'll totally freak out[br]and act like a psycho about it.
01:22:02.63,01:22:04.59
What?
01:22:04.67,01:22:05.88
You're the psycho.
01:22:05.92,01:22:09.01
You've totally ignored me[br]ever since high school ended.
01:22:09.09,01:22:12.84
You're still living out some[br]stupid seventh-grade fantasy!
01:22:12.89,01:22:14.18
"Your own apartment."
01:22:14.22,01:22:15.89
Fuck you.
01:22:15.93,01:22:19.02
Have fun living with your dad[br]for the rest of your life.
01:22:24.90,01:22:28.28
God. Fuck you, too.
01:22:30.53,01:22:32.53
Pumpkin?
01:22:32.57,01:22:34.95
Pumpkin?
01:22:37.79,01:22:39.45
Honey?
01:22:39.50,01:22:41.08
What's wrong?
01:22:45.25,01:22:46.38
Nothing.
01:22:46.42,01:22:47.88
Because, honey,[br]if something's wrong...
01:22:47.92,01:22:50.42
I'd love it[br]if we could talk about it.
01:22:52.13,01:22:54.68
It's nothing.[br]It's just some hormonal thing.
01:22:54.72,01:22:56.30
Don't worry about it.
01:22:56.35,01:23:00.10
OK, because I have some[br]very, very important news...
01:23:00.14,01:23:02.14
to talk about...
01:23:02.19,01:23:06.56
and if you're not feeling well,[br]we can do this some other time.
01:23:08.78,01:23:10.28
What?
01:23:11.99,01:23:15.87
Well, Maxine and I have been[br]seeing a lot of each other.
01:23:15.91,01:23:17.83
And we were thinking[br]it might be really best...
01:23:17.87,01:23:21.25
for all of us[br]if at the end of the summer...
01:23:21.29,01:23:23.04
she came here to live with us.
01:23:23.08,01:23:25.79
We could really just see[br]how we got along together...
01:23:25.83,01:23:28.50
and see if this is--
01:23:41.85,01:23:45.35
Is this your first death mask?
01:23:45.44,01:23:47.77
All artists have to suffer.
01:23:49.02,01:23:51.32
Just a minute.
01:23:51.36,01:23:56.07
I brought the application[br]for the art academy.
01:23:56.11,01:23:58.32
I just hope it's not too late.
01:23:59.70,01:24:02.62
I am so sorry[br]about what happened, Enid.
01:24:02.66,01:24:04.83
What do you mean?
01:24:04.91,01:24:06.96
Well, the whole business[br]with the art show...
01:24:07.00,01:24:10.88
and the newspaper--[br]it's just absolutely...
01:24:10.88,01:24:12.96
They're forcing me[br]to give you...
01:24:13.01,01:24:15.88
a non-passing grade[br]in the class.
01:24:17.34,01:24:20.31
Can't I still get a scholarship[br]to the art academy?
01:24:20.35,01:24:22.85
-Well, I'm sorry, Enid--[br]-Can you help me out here?
01:24:22.89,01:24:25.94
-I can't breath under this mask.[br]-Excuse me.
01:24:26.02,01:24:29.40
That's fine. Just breathe.[br]Don't worry about it.
01:24:47.83,01:24:50.46
Hey, what are you doing here?
01:24:50.50,01:24:52.55
I needed to see you.
01:24:52.63,01:24:54.88
What's up?
01:24:54.96,01:24:57.38
Can you at least let me in?
01:24:57.38,01:24:58.97
Yeah, sure. Come on in.
01:25:01.01,01:25:03.26
Look, I just need someone to be[br]nice to me for five minutes...
01:25:03.31,01:25:05.60
and then I swear[br]I'll leave you alone, OK?
01:25:06.89,01:25:08.06
What's the matter?
01:25:10.02,01:25:11.61
Do you have anything to drink?
01:25:11.65,01:25:14.32
There might be some root beer.
01:25:15.94,01:25:18.07
-What's this?[br]-That's Dana's.
01:25:18.11,01:25:20.45
We're supposed to be saving it[br]for our two-month anniversary.
01:25:20.49,01:25:21.66
You better not--
01:25:29.67,01:25:33.88
I mean, you like me,[br]right, Seymour?
01:25:33.92,01:25:35.38
We're good friends, right?
01:25:35.42,01:25:38.01
Yeah, sure. Of course.
01:25:50.60,01:25:52.44
What is this?
01:25:52.48,01:25:57.57
Dana got it when[br]we went shopping for antiques.
01:25:57.61,01:25:59.11
She said[br]it didn't go with her stuff...
01:25:59.20,01:26:01.61
so she gave it to me.
01:26:01.66,01:26:05.66
Said it would go better[br]with my old-time thingamajigs.
01:26:08.54,01:26:11.50
Jesus, how can you stand her?
01:26:14.54,01:26:16.55
How come all that time I was[br]trying to get you a date...
01:26:16.59,01:26:18.13
you never asked me out?
01:26:20.47,01:26:21.93
You're a beautiful young girl.
01:26:22.01,01:26:24.14
I couldn't imagine[br]you'd have any interest in me...
01:26:24.18,01:26:28.14
except as an amusingly cranky[br]eccentric curiosity.
01:26:28.22,01:26:31.14
At least you're not like every[br]other stupid guy in the world.
01:26:31.19,01:26:34.23
All they care about[br]is guitars or sports.
01:26:34.31,01:26:36.65
I hate sports.
01:26:42.53,01:26:44.82
Maybe I should just move in[br]with you.
01:26:44.87,01:26:48.37
I could do the cooking[br]and dust your old records...
01:26:48.41,01:26:50.33
until I get a job.
01:26:56.25,01:26:58.42
You know what my number one[br]fantasy used to be?
01:27:00.47,01:27:01.63
What?
01:27:01.68,01:27:04.68
I used to think about one day...
01:27:04.76,01:27:08.93
just not telling anyone and[br]going off to some random place.
01:27:10.10,01:27:16.06
And I'd just disappear...
01:27:16.06,01:27:18.40
and they'd never see me again.
01:27:18.44,01:27:20.90
Do you ever think about stuff[br]like that?
01:27:22.24,01:27:24.70
I guess I probably did[br]when I was your age.
01:27:26.78,01:27:29.41
You know what we should do?
01:27:29.45,01:27:32.83
We should just get in your car[br]right now and just drive off.
01:27:32.87,01:27:35.21
Just find[br]some totally new place...
01:27:35.25,01:27:36.79
and start a whole new life.
01:27:36.84,01:27:38.88
Fuck everybody.
01:27:40.21,01:27:44.30
I'm not[br]in any good condition to drive.
01:27:44.38,01:27:47.26
I'm serious.
01:27:47.30,01:27:49.43
I'm just so sick of everybody.
01:27:49.47,01:27:52.23
Why can't I just do what I want?
01:27:52.27,01:27:54.69
What do you want?
01:27:56.86,01:27:58.57
What do you want?
01:28:02.61,01:28:04.24
Don't you like me?
01:28:22.80,01:28:26.01
Boy, I never expected[br]anything like this to happen.
01:28:29.01,01:28:31.64
Yeah, well, me, neither.
01:28:31.68,01:28:34.56
You must know I always...
01:28:36.64,01:28:40.27
Did you mean all that stuff[br]about moving in with me?
01:28:43.94,01:28:46.74
I was just thinking out loud.
01:28:48.45,01:28:53.37
I mean, you've got this thing[br]with Dana, and...
01:28:53.45,01:28:55.12
I'm not gonna let you[br]fuck that up.
01:28:55.16,01:28:58.79
Yeah, but I don't know,[br]I just...
01:29:02.38,01:29:04.51
I really need to get some sleep.
01:29:08.30,01:29:09.89
Good night.
01:29:42.34,01:29:44.84
Right. One second.
01:29:46.38,01:29:49.84
-Sorry. Go ahead.[br]-We're almost done.
01:29:49.88,01:29:52.55
Hi. Yeah.[br]No, it's excluded.
01:29:52.60,01:29:55.47
They've already paid[br]the earnest money.
01:29:55.52,01:29:56.68
Well, let's see[br]if they bring it up...
01:29:56.73,01:29:59.89
if they notice it[br]on the final walkthrough.
01:29:59.98,01:30:01.10
Right.
01:30:02.36,01:30:04.32
Great. Sounds good.
01:30:06.53,01:30:08.28
-Yes![br]-We did it!
01:30:08.32,01:30:09.99
-Great job.[br]-Thank you.
01:30:10.03,01:30:13.32
I'm proud of you.[br]I'll catch you guys later.
01:30:13.37,01:30:15.33
I'm going to start[br]the paperwork.
01:30:19.58,01:30:21.83
-Congratulations.[br]-Thank you. Have a seat.
01:30:25.17,01:30:29.13
So, what brings you down here?
01:30:31.59,01:30:38.02
I just really feel like[br]I need to say something to you.
01:30:40.39,01:30:42.60
I've never said this[br]to anyone before.
01:30:42.65,01:30:45.07
Believe me, I've...
01:30:45.11,01:30:48.15
I've stayed in horrible[br]relationships for years...
01:30:48.19,01:30:50.49
just so I wouldn't have[br]to do this.
01:30:50.53,01:30:53.49
What are you trying to say?
01:30:56.16,01:31:00.41
Maybe it's not such a good idea[br]that we keep going out.
01:31:10.63,01:31:12.47
It's Enid. Leave a message.
01:31:14.26,01:31:15.60
Seymour, here.
01:31:15.64,01:31:19.14
I really want to talk to you.
01:31:19.18,01:31:21.27
I've been thinking about[br]what you said...
01:31:21.31,01:31:24.02
about moving in here, and...
01:31:24.06,01:31:28.78
Yeah, so just...
01:31:28.82,01:31:30.53
give me a call[br]when you get a chance.
01:31:30.57,01:31:31.90
OK. Thanks. Bye.
01:31:42.12,01:31:44.79
Look, I'm really sorry[br]about the other day.
01:31:44.83,01:31:46.88
I don't know[br]what's wrong with me.
01:31:46.96,01:31:48.59
I really do want[br]to move in with you.
01:31:48.63,01:31:50.80
Look, I don't know.
01:31:52.67,01:31:55.97
I was thinking maybe I should[br]just live alone, you know?
01:31:56.01,01:32:00.06
I've decided to rent that place[br]that we looked at...
01:32:00.10,01:32:03.77
and I start moving in[br]next week.
01:32:03.81,01:32:07.40
Please let me come with you.[br]Please.
01:32:07.44,01:32:10.40
Look, I don't know. I don't[br]think it's such a good idea.
01:32:10.44,01:32:12.94
Of course it's a good idea.[br]It's our plan.
01:32:13.03,01:32:14.99
Yeah, but how are you going[br]to pay rent and everything?
01:32:15.07,01:32:16.78
You don't even have a job.
01:32:16.82,01:32:19.99
I'll get a job tomorrow.[br]I promise.
01:32:20.04,01:32:23.04
Maxine said she could get me[br]a job at Computer Station.
01:32:23.08,01:32:26.83
Please, Becca.
01:32:28.17,01:32:30.67
Tonight,[br]I have a very special partner--
01:32:30.71,01:32:34.09
one who is[br]a performance artist...
01:32:34.13,01:32:36.30
in sign language for the deaf.
01:32:36.34,01:32:38.76
Please welcome to the stage...
01:32:42.56,01:32:44.14
Well, here's where the fun[br]never stops.
01:32:44.18,01:32:46.64
She could at least have[br]the decency to call me back.
01:32:46.73,01:32:51.19
Wasted time, trying to logically[br]figure out the female brain.
01:32:51.23,01:32:53.49
That's for sure.
01:32:53.53,01:32:55.15
Maybe she got another boyfriend.
01:32:58.95,01:33:00.53
Yeah, well,[br]thanks for cheering me up.
01:33:14.05,01:33:15.51
Oh, God.
01:33:26.39,01:33:27.69
It's Enid. Leave a message.
01:33:30.06,01:33:33.44
Oh, come on.
01:33:35.11,01:33:36.74
Hey, look at it this way...
01:33:37.90,01:33:39.66
at least[br]things can't get any worse.
01:33:47.96,01:33:51.29
Seymour![br]Just the man I want to see.
01:33:51.29,01:33:53.50
Step in here for a minute.
01:33:56.38,01:33:57.97
Have a seat.
01:33:59.76,01:34:03.05
What can you tell me about this,[br]Seymour?
01:34:12.98,01:34:14.44
So, what do you think?
01:34:16.11,01:34:17.94
It's fine.
01:34:20.61,01:34:23.07
-Where's all your stuff?[br]-There.
01:34:27.70,01:34:29.83
That's all you're bringing?
01:34:29.91,01:34:31.42
No. I'm gonna pack up the rest[br]tonight.
01:34:31.50,01:34:33.67
I'll bring it over[br]sometime tomorrow.
01:34:33.71,01:34:36.05
What time?
01:34:36.09,01:34:38.80
I don't know. Noon?
01:34:38.84,01:34:41.47
All right, cool. Just make sure[br]you're here by then...
01:34:41.51,01:34:44.01
because we got[br]a lot of stuff to do.
01:34:44.05,01:34:45.89
Oh, wait.
01:34:45.93,01:34:48.43
I got to show you this.[br]It's really cool.
01:34:53.73,01:34:55.77
Isn't it great?
01:35:29.14,01:35:31.69
A smile is something special
01:35:31.73,01:35:34.77
A ribbon is something rare
01:35:34.85,01:35:37.40
So I'll be special,[br]and I'll be rare
01:35:37.48,01:35:41.90
With a smile[br]and a ribbon in my hair
01:35:43.28,01:35:45.78
To be a girl they notice
01:35:45.87,01:35:48.41
Takes more than a fancy dress
01:35:48.49,01:35:51.58
So I'll be special,[br]and I'll be rare
01:35:51.66,01:35:54.79
I'll be something beyond compare
01:35:54.83,01:35:57.25
I'll be noticed[br]because I'll wear
01:35:57.25,01:36:03.01
A smile and a ribbon in my hair
01:36:32.95,01:36:35.58
What's wrong with you, retard?[br]It's 3:30.
01:36:35.62,01:36:40.21
Oh, hi. Enid's stepmother[br]told me that she'd be here.
01:36:40.25,01:36:41.80
She's not at home?
01:36:41.84,01:36:44.05
No, they told me[br]that she'd be here.
01:36:44.09,01:36:46.22
Well, where the fuck is she?
01:36:46.26,01:36:48.39
She was supposed to be here[br]three hours ago.
01:36:48.43,01:36:52.18
Do you mind if I wait?[br]I really need to talk to her.
01:36:58.23,01:36:59.44
Are you sure she wasn't there?
01:36:59.48,01:37:01.98
I mean, maybe she was just[br]hiding from you or something.
01:37:01.98,01:37:04.44
Why would she be hiding from me?
01:37:04.44,01:37:06.36
I don't know.
01:37:06.40,01:37:08.41
Where is she, then?
01:37:10.20,01:37:11.45
Maybe she's with Josh?
01:37:11.49,01:37:14.95
Josh?[br]Why would she be with Josh?
01:37:15.00,01:37:18.88
I really don't know enough[br]about it to...
01:37:20.09,01:37:22.50
But why did you say[br]that she was hiding from me?
01:37:22.55,01:37:24.21
Did she say anything to you[br]about me?
01:37:26.01,01:37:27.63
Yeah.[br]She thinks you're a dork.
01:37:27.72,01:37:29.84
She said that?
01:37:31.18,01:37:35.60
What do you expect? I mean,[br]considering how we met you...
01:37:35.64,01:37:37.64
What do you mean?
01:37:37.64,01:37:39.69
She didn't tell you about that?
01:37:42.02,01:37:43.40
What are you talking about?
01:37:44.69,01:37:46.95
On that pathetic[br]fake blind date?
01:37:46.99,01:37:49.99
What fake blind date?[br]What are you talking about?
01:37:54.87,01:37:56.04
Here.
01:38:01.13,01:38:02.38
Look.
01:38:32.78,01:38:34.12
Did you have a good laugh[br]at my expense?
01:38:35.41,01:38:36.75
What do you mean?
01:38:36.79,01:38:39.37
Do you think that's funny?
01:38:40.67,01:38:42.88
Here, is that funny?
01:38:42.92,01:38:45.00
I'll show you something funny.
01:38:49.09,01:38:51.68
-Hey. Damn it. Come on.[br]-Get--
01:38:57.56,01:39:01.02
Not so cool now, are you,[br]good-looking boy?
01:39:01.06,01:39:03.02
-What's going on?[br]-Call the cops, man.
01:39:03.06,01:39:04.19
-Citizen's arrest.[br]-You!
01:39:04.23,01:39:05.69
Call the cops!
01:39:05.73,01:39:06.86
Get the hell out of my store!
01:39:06.94,01:39:09.40
All right.[br]Hey, no need to get violent.
01:39:09.49,01:39:10.61
I'm outta here.
01:39:37.06,01:39:39.52
Are you OK?
01:39:46.61,01:39:49.40
You seem a little stoned.[br]What are you on?
01:39:50.65,01:39:52.45
High on life.
01:39:52.49,01:39:55.45
Look, Seymour,[br]I came by to tell you...
01:39:55.49,01:39:59.04
how really, really sorry[br]I am about everything.
01:39:59.08,01:40:00.62
I know you probably[br]totally hate me.
01:40:00.66,01:40:01.96
You don't have to say--
01:40:01.96,01:40:04.83
Please. Don't say anything.
01:40:04.87,01:40:07.63
I know I'm a total[br]disappointment to everyone.
01:40:10.13,01:40:12.51
I just quit my job[br]this morning...
01:40:12.59,01:40:14.63
and then I had a fight[br]with Becky...
01:40:14.68,01:40:16.51
because I told her I wasn't[br]going to move in with her...
01:40:16.55,01:40:20.64
and she really[br]just wants to kill me.
01:40:20.68,01:40:25.65
And there is just no way[br]to explain how I feel.
01:40:25.69,01:40:26.86
I don't...
01:40:29.36,01:40:32.82
I guess I'll just have[br]to figure myself out.
01:40:32.86,01:40:34.99
Enid, I'm not mad at you.
01:40:35.03,01:40:36.61
I know I'm just a dork.
01:40:36.66,01:40:39.12
Seymour, you are not a dork.
01:40:40.87,01:40:42.37
Sure I am.
01:40:56.51,01:40:58.47
You are such a stupid idiot.
01:40:58.51,01:41:00.85
Did you even look through[br]the rest of the book?
01:41:04.64,01:41:06.64
See?
01:41:17.07,01:41:20.20
You're like...my hero.
01:41:33.42,01:41:35.22
Thanks for waiting.
01:41:40.43,01:41:42.47
Is he going to be OK?
01:41:42.51,01:41:44.72
I think he'll be fine.
01:41:54.44,01:41:56.44
What are you going to do now?
01:41:59.36,01:42:00.78
I'm not sure.
01:42:01.91,01:42:05.87
I'd better get going.[br]I'm going to be late for work.
01:42:09.25,01:42:11.08
Call me, OK?
01:44:22.92,01:44:26.14
I have to admit things are[br]starting to look up for me...
01:44:26.18,01:44:28.72
since my life turned to shit.
01:44:28.76,01:44:31.31
Remember what I said[br]when we first started?
01:44:31.35,01:44:32.98
This little break-up might be...
01:44:33.02,01:44:35.19
the very best thing[br]that ever happened to you.
01:44:35.23,01:44:39.94
I think I'm ready[br]to get back to my old life.
01:44:40.03,01:44:42.19
You think that's too soon?
01:44:44.03,01:44:46.57
Why don't we start with that[br]next week?
01:44:48.37,01:44:49.49
Thank you.
01:44:49.53,01:44:50.99
Don't thank me.
01:44:51.04,01:44:53.12
You're doing all the work.
01:45:14.81,01:45:17.23
-Is he done?[br]-Yes.
01:45:17.27,01:45:18.56
Seymour,[br]did you have a chance...
01:45:18.61,01:45:20.07
to think about what[br]you might want for dinner...
01:45:20.11,01:45:21.23
while you were in here?
01:45:21.27,01:45:23.40
No, I haven't.
01:45:23.44,01:45:26.20
Maybe we could discuss it[br]in the car.
01:45:26.24,01:45:27.45
Did you want mashed potatoes?
01:45:27.49,01:45:29.32
See you next week.
01:50:57.32,01:51:00.03
Not so funny now, tough guy,[br]are you, huh?
01:51:11.88,01:51:13.71
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