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Tehila? Do you love me? What kind of question is that? You know l do. Then why do you keep|looking around? l have a test.|l'm nervous, OK? Why did you ask me to go steady|if it's a secret? Some things should be kept secret.|-lt's been a month. l'm not telling.|-Why not? My mom will kill me. She didn't kill you when you|were with Amir. Everyone knew. Amir's a different story.|-Why, Tehila? Because l'm a bad student|and all that? Are you ashamed of me? What do you want, Shlomi? To upgrade our relationship. To what? To upgrade. To screw?|-That's not what l said. But it's what you meant,|isn't it, Shlomi? l thought you were different.|He wants an upgrade! l'm freezing our relationship.|You want an upgrade? Well l'm freezing it,|till further notice. ''I think, therefore I am''|10th grade art project Stop looking at me. Shlomi the geek|is looking at me. Don't look at her.|Concentrate on your test. Who shushed me? Did you shush me?|You'd better watch it, l may be new,|but l can kick ass. No one shushes me.|-He's still looking! Don't forget to write down|all the steps, not just the final answer,|no slacking off. I shaII come to your door With ashen Iips I shaII drop my hands to you I shaII teII you aII the good words That are stiII,|are stiII here... Hi.|-Hi. Are you playing games with me?|-Why not? Goodbye. Sorry.|-Sorry. Are you...?|-Are you...? What? You go first. Are you Moti's girlfriend? Sort of. You're Doron's brother.|-Yeah. You don't look alike. l know. You're better looking than him.|-Me? -More modest too. Watch out on those turns.|-OK. Bonjour, monsieur. Bonjour Monsieur Shalom.|Comment ca va?|g What's with the phone, Grandpa? Begin called.|-Who? Begin was looking for you. You're dreaming again, Grandpa. Don't tell me l'm dreaming,|l've dreamt enough in my life. OK, you get undressed.|l'll fix something to eat. Let's give you a bath|so you don't stink. Don't tell me l stink,|l stunk enough in my life. Prime Minister Begin is|a real man. -But he's dead. When?|-A long time ago, Grandpa. Never mind,|there'll be others. Don't you laugh at me. ''l was laughed at|enough in my life...'' What's your name anyway... ''Doron's diary, top secret'' ''Osnat lay beside me, recovering|from the amazing orgasm ''l gave her in the upgraded|position l invented. ''l looked aside and saw Moti|and his new chick, Rona...'' Rona. ''Doing some wild 69 action. ''lt really turned me on. ''Osnat put a new condom|on my erect penis ''l penetrated her|and she screamed because ''l must have torn apart|her appendix...'' Bonjour, monsieur. What are you doing in my room? Nothing. Airing it out. Did you talk to Tehila? Did you tell her|what l told you to? Me and Menachem Begin|were like this. What did she say?|-ln the trenches in Turkey, the bullets were whistling|above us. She froze our relationship.|-Froze? So he said: Monsieur Bardayan,|don't worry. -Don't worry, she'll come back on all fours.|-On all fours? What is she, a cat? You cover me and l'll cover you.|-Fine, if you don't wanna learn from|your big brother, no problem. Stay a virgin. When we ran out of grenades,|l gathered some ticks and threw some on them.|-What? They were scratching so much,|they couldn't even shoot. What are you talking about? That's how l saved Begin.|-Yeah? When? ln Turkey, when the Japanese|came in with tanks. Enough, Grandpa, eat. Rona says hi. How do you know Rona? l met her today. l think she lives next door.|-Did she say anything about me? Yeah. What? Nothing important. Tell me what she said. She asked if we're brothers|and said we didn't look alike, that l'm better looking|or something. What's so funny? You may be better looking,|but l have a huge dick. You baby.|-Wanna check? -No. Why not? Scared?|Go get a ruler. You do the dishes,|l have homework. What? Shlomi has my genes, you have|your father's. -So what? So Shlomi has a big ding-dong|and you have a small one, it's genetics.|l know, l've seen you both. ''Write an essay on the meaning of|the story of David and Goliath.'' ''Arrogance pays off.'' Need help?|Want me to write it for you? No thanks, l finished. ''Stars Outside'' I shaII wait for you,|Iike your shoes... Why?|-l told you to use earphones. You're ruining my amplifier.|-Did you bring me the envelopes? No.|-Why not? l forgot.|-lsn't it important enough? So take some from the hospital. They have a logo on them.|-Then buy some. l bust my ass to keep this house|going, you could help a little. l'm in an army entertainment|group, there are no envelopes. No one raises their voice|at me in my house, get it? lt's my house too. Go to your father,|that rotten bastard. You go, l'm not your|envelope-stealing sucker. Stop it, Mom. He nearly chopped off|my finger, how can l go to work|with a chopped-off finger? This is my door, you hear? Don't be angry,|he had a rough day. l don't exactly|piss around all day. Did you have the geography test|today? -Math. Did you do good? No. Never mind.|-They'll end up kicking me out. Oh no they won't. l'll make|a scene they'll never forget. You were such a wiz kid|when you were little, you knew the whole|multiplication table by heart. The minute you started school,|you turned into a dummy. Mom, cut it out. Just finish high school,|so you'll be like everyone else. Go to the army,|work at a restaurant and one day you'll have your own. You don't have to be|a genius to be a cook. Look at what's-his-name on TV,|that cook... Tell her l'm going with Moti|to Rona's. -Who's Rona? Moti's girlfriend.|She lives next door, she's new. We're forming a band,|we may even live together. Tell him he can go|and never come back. Here we go again... Tell her l'm not asking her.|-He said he's not asking you. Tell him he's a hotheaded|Moroccan Jew, like his father. Tell her to piss off! Did he take his pills? Good. What did you put in here?|-Tahini. lt's good. ''Bardayan Family'' Dad, what are you doing here?|-Tell her l'm dying. OK, but go home now.|-Who are you whispering to? Tell her l'm dying. Tell him if he doesn't beat it,|l'm calling the police. l was at the doctor's. He can drop dead. l won't come to his funeral,|even if he sends me a limo. How can l send one if l'm dead? The guy's dead and she|wants me to send a limo. Where's your heart, Ruhama?|-l'm calling the police. You'd better go. Don't worry, she's all talk.|Give this to her. She'll burn it.|-l don't care. l'm your father, l have to look after you|and my father. How is he? Why didn't|you come see me today? l'll come tomorrow. By then you may find me dead,|like a dog, alone. Take this. What did you cook today?|Gimme some. Don't be mean to your sick dad.|-You're not sick. OK, but don't you dare|come inside. Did you call the police?|-The line was busy. Good. -Throw away|the money he gave you. OK. Wanna hear what he said? Couldn't care less. He and that|bimbo of his are both dead to me. He bleached his hair. He what? l thought you|couldn't care less. I pray for you to be mine OnIy so that|I couId forget you... Why didn't you come|to the party yesterday? We had an orgy...|There was loads of upgrading... And why don't you come|to the Scouts' meetings? l don't have time. Then how exactly do you plan|on being my boyfriend? Begin was looking for you.|-What Begin? Begin, the new math teacher.|He wants to see you, urgent. His name is Begin?|l thought it was Yaish. Yaish is his last name,|Begin is his first name. lf they wanna kick you out, tell them l'll help you|improve your grades, OK? Shlomi, l'm glad you came.|We have to go see the principal. Why, what did l do?|-Relax, you didn't do anything. l was looking for you, l spoke|with your dad on the phone. That was my grandpa, my dad's dad.|My dad doesn't live at home. Your dad doesn't live at home|but his father does? -Yeah. Did you ask Shlomi?|-Get off my case, Grandpa. Go back to your window. He takes money from Shlomi|without asking. He'll pay him back. He never pays him back, l do. Then everything's alright,|right? Shlomi's your son too,|not only Doron. Do me a favor and butt out. You discriminate between them.|All that talk about his kidneys, he's been healthy|for 5 years now. Enough with your excuses,|Ruhama. -Bardayan, l have a double-shift today,|so don't bug me, l'm warning you. What'll you do? Throw me out|like you did to Robert? Don't forget,|this is my house. You may be my daughter-in-law|and l love you like a daughter, but there's a limit|to every limit. -What? There's a limit to every limit.|-What does that mean? That there's a limit|to every limit. -Stop it! Don't yell at me. l was|yelled at enough in my life. Sorry. l'm still mad at you.|-l know, l'm sorry. Was it too much to ask for?|-l'll bring you some today. ls this enough? Don't take a penny|from your father. Shlomi Bardayan, do you|know why l asked you here? You're kicking me out of school?|-Why do you say that? They say that since you're new,|you're kicking out all the rejects. ls there any reason|l should kick you out? l'm flunking out. Can you tell me what this is? l swear l didn't cheat.|-l know, you'd have handed it in if you cheated, but your teacher|says you didn't, right? So relax,|nobody's going to kill you. My mom's gonna kill me.|-Why? lf you kick me out. No one's kicking you out, Shlomi.|Relax. So what's this piece|of paper all about? lt's just scrap.|-Why didn't you write the answers? l didn't know them. But all the answers are correct,|why didn't you write them down? Sshh, Begin.|Take it easy. Shlomi, l'm willing to|let you take the test over. Begin will ask you a question|and you answer it, OK? -Now? Why not?|-l can't. -Why? lt takes me too long to write|the steps and l don't know them. Forget the steps,|just give me the answer. But you always ask|for the steps. We'll overlook them this time,|won't we, Begin? No steps? No steps. X equals 1.5 and Y equals 5. ls that right? Very good. But that was easy. l want to ask you|a few questions, but answer straight away, OK? How much is 83 times 37? 3071. How much is 1466 times 724? 1,061,384. Divided by four? 265,346. Mind if l smoke? Me? Of course not,|my dad smokes too. How do you do it, Shlomi? Do what? You aren't kicking me out? This is what we'll do. Before l decide, l'll ask you|a few more questions, so go back to class|and come see me after school, OK? l can't. l have to take care|of my grandpa and cook. Then come first thing tomorrow|morning, instead of first period. l have Bible with Tzvia... l'll talk to her, OK? Let's keep this a secret. OK, Shlomi? Otherwise l'll regret|giving you this opportunity. ''Lt. Colonel Cohen,|a father to us soldiers'' ''l think, therefore l am'' Are they kicking you out? l don't know. Tehila? When will you defrost|the freeze? Let's see if they kick you out,|then l'll think about it, but don't tell anyone, or else the|freeze will go on forever, got it? Are they sleeping? Everything OK? Shlomi, you gotta talk to|your sister, l'm going nuts. What's wrong now? No radio, no TV, she even|took the phone off the hook. l have a stiff back from|sleeping on the sofa. Why are you on the sofa? My snoring wakes them up... She lets me use the lnternet,|but only with the mouse 'cause the keyboard|makes noise. See? l'm going to work. Why don't you let him sleep|next to you? -He'll wake the boys. But they can't sleep all day.|-They have to grow. Want me to babysit today? What for? Go out, have fun. What for? Did you make up with Mom? Why don't you go to sleep? l can't, as soon as|l fall asleep, they wake up. l know him well, l was friends|with his mother, Ruhama. Robert, Shlomi's father, cheated|on her with her best friend, so she threw him out and cut off|ties with all her friends, so we're not in touch. What about Shlomi?|-What about him? What do you have|to say about him? Shlomi? You want to know|how he is in school? He's good in sports,|he tries hard. On occasion he makes|a brilliant remark in literature, but can never explain it. At times he does surprisingly|well on multiple choice tests, but we don't know|if he guessed or cheated. Do you think he's|capable of cheating? How long have you been|his homeroom teacher? Since 9th grade. But you know him from before,|right? What do you know about him? His big brother is great,|he was sick for many years, poor guy, till he had|the operation. -l heard. Ruhama gave him a kidney. But now he's great,|he helps Shlomi so much. But personally,|what's your impression of him? How should l put it...|l think he's a little... You know. What does that mean?|-Dumb. Look at this. ''Arrogance pays off.'' Why hasn't he been kicked out?|He's failing all his classes. Because he doesn't|bother anyone. He doesn't bother anyone?|-He doesn't bother anyone. l see. He doesn't bother anyone. What's with you? -l have cancer.|l'm gonna die, for sure. Where do you have cancer?|-Crawling from head to toe. What did you bring? Meat patties with peas? Did you go to the doctor? He's a Russian immigrant,|He doesn't know nothing. Why, don't they have cancer|in Russia? -Loads of it. They're all dying of cancer.|What does that mean, Shlomi? That they know|nothing about cancer. He asks me if l'm Moroccan. l say my mother was a Moroccan Jew|and my father an lraqi Jew. ''Then stop eating spicy food,''|he tells me. Can you believe that?|What are you laughing at? Your patient has cancer|and you're laughing? So how's school?|And how's Grandpa? Does he ask about me? No. See? He'll be sorry for siding|with his daughter-in-law instead of his son.|Do l deserve this? What did l do? You cheated on Mom. Don't talk to me like that,|Shlomi. l'm sensitive. l didn't cheat on your mom. Then what did you do? When you grow up, l'll explain. Forget it. -lt was Aliza,|your mother's friend. She's the one who walked into the|bathroom while l was showering. lt wasn't me, Shlomi,|it was my dick. He has a mind of his own,|goddamn him. You'll understand|when you grow up. Did you know your mother|goes on blind-dates? What? -Yeah, she sends ads to|the paper and thinks l don't know. My corpse isn't even cold yet and|she's already looking for men. lf she doesn't take me back,|l'll kill myself. Or die of cancer,|whichever comes first. ''Sender: R'' When did you move in?|-A week ago. -l haven't seen you. l travel a lot. -Yeah? Where to?|-Haifa, l'm looking for a job. What's wrong with here?|-Nothing. Didn't you say you were|forming a band? -We are? Aren't we? Do you have|a high school diploma? -Yes. How old are you?|-17. 17 and you have|a high school diploma. When did you get it? -2 years|ago, l went to night school. You sure you're 17?|-Want her to show you some l.D.? What do you care? -You should be|a secret service interrogator. See how he talks back|to his mother? She's new, l wanna get|to know her, so butt out. Where are your parents?|-At their house. Why aren't you with them? l left 2 years ago. Why? They got on my nerves.|-Really? How? They asked me|too many questions. Where do your parents come from? They were born here in lsrael,|their families came from Morocco. Wanna do a blood test?|-l don't want anything. Excuse me, my plants are calling me. lt was nice to meet you, Ruta.|-Rona. Her plants call her on the phone.|ls that stupid or what? lt's not a phone. She grows plants|and has a system that beeps. She's a garden geek?|-A gardener. Never heard of a girl leaving|her parents to become a gardener. Ask her if her pee is yellow,|it's the only thing you left out. Give it a rest, wise guy. ln the end, l'm always right.|-About what? -Nothing. C'mon, Ruhama, what do you have|to say about her? -She's Moroccan. So what? -So watch out,|both of you. -Why? She'll come between you,|that Ruta. -Rona! Ruta, Rona, who cares?|She's Moroccan. What does your mom|have against Moroccans? She has a complex. My dad's half-Moroccan, he cheated|on her with her Moroccan friend, so she thinks there's a Moroccan|conspiracy against her. l'm Moroccan too, so? I shaII come to your door With ashen Iips I shaII drop my hands to you I shaII teII you AII the good words That are stiII,|are stiII here... Careful ,it's hot. l wanted to apologize. For what? All her questions. But what are you|apologizing for? You've got some soap here. l was washing dishes. ls it true you had|a special tutor in grade school? Yeah, Nehama.|l really liked her. Why did you go to her? So that she'd help me.|-Did she? She taught me how to play|the piano, took me to movies. And sent you for evaluation,|right? -What's ''evaluation''? Different tests,|like the questions l asked you. How do you know?|-l spoke with her yesterday. She says hi,|she misses you. So what did you do|in the evaluation? They asked all kinds of questions.|-That's it? -Yeah. Shlomi, are you playing the fool? Are you putting me on?|-Of course not. Drink your coffee. This letter was sent to your|parents after the evaluation. They were asked to meet with|Prof. Eldad from Haifa Univ. Do you know about this? No. l spoke with him today,|he even remembers you. But your parents never showed up.|Why, Shlomi? What's that? Something Nehama and l wrote. Do you play at home?|-We don't have a piano. Do your parents know you play? Why not? Doron plays. So what? That's his field.|He's really good. What books do you have|at home that you've read? Not many. The Bible. What do you like in the Bible?|-Everything. Do you like David?|-No, not him. Why? lt's as if they're trying|to hide who he really was. What are they hiding?|-That he was a piece of shit. Sorry. Sorry for what?|-Saying ''shit''. lt's OK, say ''shit''|as much as you want. What are you thinking about? l'm contemplating.|-About what? What to make for lunch.|-What? Fish patties or lasagna. Does cooking relax you? -No,|but it relaxes the ones who eat. Your parents aren't mad? No. Did you forgive them? For what? For doing what they did|that made you leave home. ''And David sent Joab,|and his servants with him...'' I wanted her|to think I am fair, and pure are my hands|and cIear is my mind. ls the falafel good?|-Pretty good. Sorry it doesn't meet your|standards, monsieur le chef, next time bring some of your|lasagna patties and fish. Listen, l have to talk|with your parents, but l want to wait|with that for awhile. l want us to go see|Prof. Eldad in Haifa, to get a fuller picture.|-Of what? You're a very special boy,|Shlomi. l don't know if you're fooling|everyone with your brain or if someone really|put it to sleep, but it's high time|we did something about it. Bonjour, monsieur. Ziva's here?|-ln the kitchen, crying, hasn't said a word|since she got here. What's the bag for, Ziva?|-l left home, l'm not going back. Why, did Sasi wake the boys? Don't make fun of me, Shlomi. Got any star cake? Why did you leave?|-Because. l'm embarrassed to say. No one can hear. He's up all night|on the lnternet. So? Don't you get it? No. What do you think he does,|writes letters to Clinton? l dunno, what does he do? He looks at pictures... of women... naked... Wanna talk to him?|-l don't want anything from him. Want him to apologize?|-Yes. ls he at Dad's, as usual?|-l dunno. But don't tell him l told you.|l want him to butter up to me and promise he'll come back|on all fours. -What is he, a cat? Hello. Hello. What are you doing?|-Nothing. Sasi, let's go. She said l could come? Yeah.|-On all fours? Yeah. What did l do? You shouldn't look at that stuff,|it hurts her feelings. What were you looking at?|-lt's either news or that stuff. What's ''that stuff''? And why does she take Abir|and Adir when she leaves? She could at least leave me|one of them. l'm their father. Which one, Abir or Adir? Doesn't matter,|l can't tell who's who anyway. She doesn't let me be with them.|-C'mon, let's go. Get lost.|-But he... No if's, and's or but's.|You're history. He came to apologize.|-Butt out, go do your homework. Stop yelling,|you'll wake the boys. Stop shushing everyone,|what are you, a librarian? What did he say? Never you mind,|you're staying here. Forget that cheating pervert.|-He didn't cheat on her. He will.|l know his type. Tell her l'm gonna kill myself. l'll set myself on fire.|-Patience, Sasi. She'll come out. What did he say? He's sorry and he'll take|the computer back to work. Then instead of working|he'll do what he was doing. Forget that dog, Ziva. Why is he walking around|like that in front of the boys? Put something on. l don't feel like it,|my balls hurt, OK? What's he laughing at? You're a fatso, no wonder he was|looking at babes on the lnternet. He wouldn't if you weren't so fat.|-You'd better watch it. Ziva, my love, l'll die|if you don't come back. Then die. -Sasi, how could you|do this to me? -What did l do? You kick him out the door,|he comes through the window. He's trying to come through|the drainage now. Sasi! Sasi, can you hear me? Shlomi, help Doron|clear out his room. -Why? You're moving into Shlomi|and Grandpa's room. You wish, l'm not leaving|my room for that fatso. Bonjour, madame.|-Bonjour, monsieur. You're moving more people|into my house? What planet did you fall off? Don't you tell me planet, l've been told planet enough|in my life. -Bardayan, butt out! Ziva? Ziva? Ziva! Ziva? Ziva! -Shlomi, go tell Sasi|to scram, Ziva's staying here. Where will we sleep? Shlomi, go out to him. Shlomi, please. Shlomi!|-l don't want to! Why don't you ask her|what she wants? -What for? lt's her life,|let her decide. Do you want to go back to him? Yeah.|-That's what you want? Yeah.|-OK. But l don't wanna see you anymore.|-Fine, you won't. l don't wanna see your face,|even at my funeral. What happened?|-l don't know. Ticks! lt's your damn father. He must've|put them here when l wasn't home. Dad? -He's capable of it,|believe me. He wants to get back at me 'cause l|gave the kidney to Doron, not him The boy's life was at stake and|he's playing games with kidneys. Like a baby. Now he puts|ants in my bed. -He didn't. Yes he did.|-He loves you. You're so naive, Shlomi. He loves you and is|scared to death of you. Then where did this zoo|come from? Want some chocolate? Where did you get it? Someone gave it to me. Does Dad know you go on dates? l don't care. Why are you doing it, Mom? 'Cause l'm sick of|only ants coming to me. lt's stale. Someone finally gives me|some chocolate... Do you think l'm obsessive,|Shlomi? What?|-Am l obsessive? About what? -Why do l give|Ziva such a hard time and run after Doron|with his pills? Even Moti came to me|yesterday and said: ''l'm gonna marry Rona,''|and instead of giving him a kiss, l bawled him out.|Why do l have to interfere? Moti wants to marry Rona?|-lnstead of giving him a kiss... Even with you, Shlomi, why|do l force you to go to school? You have such a hard time, l may|be doing you harm. -You're not. l see you don't have any friends.|-l do, l just don't have time. You don't have friends. You think l don't see,|but l know everything about you. No you don't.|-What don't l know? You don't know about the|evaluation they did on me. What evaluation? When?|-3 years ago. That thing Nehama sent you to? Of course l know. They sent you a letter|about meeting a professor. Why didn't you go? l was busy throwing|your damn father out, burying myself|after he humiliated me. And l don't wanna hear that|dyslexic-schmislexic crap again. We each have our own fate,|why make a big deal out of it? How did we get on|this subject anyway? Go to sleep, Mom, you must|be tired. l changed your sheets. You're a special boy, Shlomi. Good night. ''Doron's diary, top secret'' ''lt finally happened.|l got her into bed. ''She's the most amazing fuck|on the globe. ''We did it over and over again,|wasting dozens of condoms... ''Rona is a sex kitten.'' Rona? ''l think she's a nymphomaniac,|but it's fun porking her. ''l hope Moti doesn't find out,|it'd kill him if he knew ''Rona was blowing me.'' What's up, Shlomi,|what's wrong? Shlomi? You're not speaking to me?|What's with you? Wait up. Shlomi! How are things, Shlomi?|-Shitty. -What's wrong? Nervous about going|to Haifa tomorrow? -No. Then what? Would you tell me|what's wrong? Would you mind answering|a few questions? You're always asking me questions,|so can l ask you some too? Sure, go ahead.|-Are you married? l was, l'm divorced.|-Are you looking for a wife? What is this about? -l saw you|with someone yesterday. -So what? l know her, she's our neighbor.|You'd better watch it. -Why? She's totally wacko.|-Really? -She's a widow. They say she poisoned|her husband. She told me her husband|was alive and well. She's lying. Watch out. She even said she hasn't decided|whether to divorce him or not. Are you saying she lied to me?|That she's actually a widow? Not exactly. She... was a widow,|she remarried. l think... Are you worried about me,|Shlomi? Thanks, but it's OK, l don't think|anything will come out of it. Yeah?|-She still loves her husband, otherwise she wouldn't keep|talking about him. -She did? You'rejust nervous|about tomorrow. Don't worry, l'll take you to|a great falafel place in Haifa. l'm ready for an upgrade. What? -You said you wanna upgrade.|Well, l'm ready. Only if you swear|not to tell anyone. We can do it right now. Here at school? Of course not.|Let's get outta here. Where to? -My house. My parents|won't be back till tomorrow, we can upgrade all we want. l know you're a virgin, but|don't worry, l'm experienced, l even have some condoms. What do you say? Your turn. Keep going. What a hard-on... l hope the condom will do. Come closer. What are you doing? -lt's not|supposed to be like this. Don't you wanna|sleep with me? l'm dying to sleep with you.|-Then what's wrong? l'm not sure if l love you.|-Why? -l'm not sure you love me. l'm crazy about you.|C'mon, let's keep going, you still have a hard-on. He has a mind of his own.|-What? ls it because of the condom? Shlomi. What's gonna happen tomorrow? Will you talk to me at school? Or will you keep me|in deep-freeze? Will you talk to me|when l'm down? What do you know about me? Do you know where l live?|-l know you're a coward. l'm sorry, Tehila. l'm sorry. You didn't even say|bonjour today. Bonjour, monsieur. One more bonjour like that|and we've had it. Who's the girl|who broke your heart? Listen to me,|girls are like buses. lf you miss one,|another one will come along. Girls are like mirrors.|You see yourself, your dimples and your pimples. l thought girls were like buses. Like buses, like mirrors,|like nooses. The tighter the knot,|the harder you get. -What? Yeah. Men getting hanged|have a hard-on. That's science. What do you keep looking at? The sky. Why? Sometimes it's blue,|sometimes it's clear. There are clouds, stars,|lightening, many things. They each do their own thing and|don't get in each other's way. What's gonna happen to you,|Grandpa? -What do you mean? lf l go away.|-Where to? To school, for instance.|-School's good, l'm all for that. But what about you? Who'll give|you a bath and feed you? What do you care? Why do you|have to butt in on everything? lf you close your eyes,|will the sky come falling down? l have news for you,|it won't. And you, Shlomi,|find your mirror and get on your bus|and stop worrying about me. l've been worried about|enough in my life. So it's a boarding school? No, it's a house, l told you,|no more than 10 kids. How much does it cost?|-Don't worry about the money, that's your parents' problem. They don't have any money.|-First do the tests, then we'll take care of the rest.|-What do they study there? Eldad develops thinking abilities,|stuff like that, but basically, every one|studies what they want. What'll l study?|-Whatever you want. Shlomi, we've been|waiting for you. Welcome. Yehoshua Eldad,|nice to meet you. My wife, Miriam, is making beans.|l can't stand the smell, so l came out to do some|gardening. Come. l heard you're a fabulous cook.|Me too, l make great fava beans. Egyptian-style. This computer is|connected to his. This way l can keep track|of his pace. What do you think?|-Never seen anything like it. How did this boy|reach the age of 16 with the whole world|thinking he's semi-retarded? lt's like thejoke about|the boy and the salt, everyone thought he was mute till|they asked him to pass the salt. You and this teacher of yours|finally asked Shlomi to pass the salt, so he did. You ruined thejoke. lt was|the boy who asked for the salt. Jokes aren't my thing. He stopped.|Why did he stop? Let him take his time, he can't|tell heads from tails today. Are you Shlomi? Yeah. l'm Miriam. Come have a drink. lt's my turn today,|so l'm making beans. Every time Yehoshua annoys me,|l make beans because he hates them To get back at me, he makes those|disgusting fava beans of his. Drink. So you and Prof. Eldad|do the cooking? l cook once a week, Yehoshua once,|and the kids do the rest. Are you Shlomi? Bonjour, Monsieur Shlomi. Come in, don't be shy. ''l... think, but not too much'' This is for your parents. l want to meet them|to explain everything. They won't let me.|-Of course they will. The question is,|what do you want? l dunno. -Think about it,|Shlomi. There's time. There's a kid there who speaks|French all the time, just like my grandpa.|-So? Another kid looks at naked|women on the computer. -So what? Yehoshua and Miriam fight about|their beans just like my parents. l'll end up cooking for them|so they don't go crazy, so what's the difference?|-You'll have others things, Shlomi. Like what?|-Lots of things. lnteresting subjects, classes,|good teachers from the university, programs at your level, a computer so you won't have|to work so hard at writing. People who won't think|you're an idiot, who will help you understand|what you want. And you can cook too,|but only if you want to. But who'll take care|of my grandpa? l'm sure your mother|will find a solution. l got the feeling she can deal|with these kinds of problems. How's that? C'mon, l know you know|we went on a blind-date. l didn't know she was|your mother till we met, but she kept talking about you. About me? You said she talked|about my dad. A little about him,|a lot about you. What did she say? That she loves you very much. She doesn't love me.|-Yes she does. She doesn't.|-She does. Very, very much. She never said so. Some people don't say so. She tells Doron. So what? So she loves Doron.|-She loves you too. No. She loves you too, Shlomi. And your father too.|-Then why did she throw him out? Shlomi... You can't keep on living|other people's lives, you have to live your own life.|Let them be. What are you doing here?|-Your mother put me out here. Why?|-She thinks l have lice. l have lice? She has lice!|Shame on her! Where have you been?|The house is a mess and your grandpa's itching|like a leper. l called school, they said you|went somewhere with the principal. Where did you go?|-For evaluation. What are you talking about? Where are you going?|-To wash the leper. No way l'm going to meet|with the principal. -Why? l won't let him kick you out.|-He's not kicking me out. Then it's that|dyslexic-schmislexic crap again. You're going.|-Why? 'Cause l said so.|-Shlomi, don't yell at me. He'll yell at you.|-Don't you yell either. We're both gonna yell at you.|Everyone's gonna yell at you. Both the prime minister|and the president. Even the Queen of England's|gonna yell at you. Open your ears and get|the hell outta here, you and your lice. OK? Monsieur Shalom, get out of here. What? -Take the money l put aside|for you and get out of here. What money? -20 shekels|for every meal you fixed, 15 shekels for a bath,|10 shekels for a shampoo. You're dreaming again, Grandpa. The money's in your book|and don't worry about me, l'll be leaving soon too.|-Grandpa, stop it. Go, join the partisans, go up into the mountains, take over Tokyo,|before it's too late. Take over Tokyo... Are you talking to me now? Are we gonna stand here|in silence or what? You've been drinking. My mom's right. Come in. What's your mom right about? You're cheating.|-On who? On everybody. What are you talking about? You're cheating on Moti|by upgrading with Doron, and you're cheating on Doron|who's cheating with you on Moti. What? -That's what Doron|wrote in his diary. l don't understand.|-What's to understand? You're Moroccan and|my mom was right. Sit down. What exactly did Doron|write in his diary? That you're wasting condoms|and Moti mustn't find out. Why? -Moti wants to marry you.|that's what he told my mom. Marry me? Why? He loves you.|You're his girlfriend, aren't you? l'm his friend, like l'm|Doron's friend and your friend. l have lots of friends. -You're|not a couple? -Are you nuts? And Doron isn't...|-No way. Then why did he write that...|-How should l know? He's a fantasizer, an idiot,|is that my fault? What a bunch of babies. That's why you haven't|been talking to me. l have to puke. Where's Grandpa? l brought you your pills.|-He's reading my autobiography. Because he's schmislexic. You put the ticks.|-lt's not like you, Shlomi. He's a genius,|you promised me some lasagna. Come back to me on all fours.|-What am l, a cat? Begin, where's Grandpa?|-ln Tokyo. You're gonna wake up my brain! I shaII wait for you,|Iike your shoes... Are you OK? At first l thought|you passed out, but then you mumbled something|and went back to sleep. What did l say? Something about partisans|taking over Tokyo. l apologize for accusing you. lt's not your fault|your brother is so creative. Oh, you threw up on your clothes|so l washed them for you. They must be dry by now. Don't worry, l closed my eyes|when l took off your clothes. ls it OK if l wash my face? Sure. You have a nice house. Thanks. l'll be leaving soon. Where to?|-Haifa. l found an apartment and a job|and l'm starting school soon. l have to get away from|my parents for awhile. Wanna come with me? What? l'm looking for a roommate. lt wouldn't hurt you to get away|from you parents either. And your brother's diaries. Your shirt is|the wrong way round. ''Fantasizer'' Why does he always|have to be late? l hope you burn in hell.|-Why did she say that? You burn in hell. -Mom, it's|none of your business, butt out. You've been giving me|a lot of lip lately. We're here for the boy|and that's it, get it? Good morning to you too,|Ruhama. So they wanna kick you out?|l'll burn down the school. l'll burn it down before you. Calm down, no one's|burning down anything. Have you noticed|the Moroccan mouth on him lately? Good morning.|-Good morning. OK. l asked you here to talk|about Shlomi, of course, l've been spending a lot of|time with your son lately, l don't have to tell you|how wonderful he is, but above and beyond that, look,|Shlomi has very special abilities that we should have detected,|but we didn't. Did you say something?|-Nothing. Go on. We want to provide Shlomi|with something suitable for his abilities.|There's a place in Haifa... -Where? ln Haifa...|-Boarding school. Mom, it's not boarding school,|listen. You think l was born yesterday?|-Excuse me? You want to kick him out,|so you made up this story? Forget it. l'll go all the way to the|Education Minister. -Mom! What are you doing here anyway?|Get out. -Wait, Mrs Bardayan. Oh, so now l'm Mrs Bardayan? You had no problem calling me|Ruhama at the cafe. What cafe? You were at a cafe? They were at a cafe? Are you doing this to spite me|because l didn't stay? He gives me chocolate, then gives|me this crap about boarding school. Go blackmail someone else, my son|isn't going to any boarding school Besides, your chocolate was stale. What chocolate?|-C'mon, Robert, we're leaving. You gave her chocolate? Mom.|-Go back to school. l'm not going to school.|-You're better off. What chocolate? -Go to night|school. Doron will help you. Are you dating that man? You'll go to night school|and start working. -Ruhama. Did you touch my diary?|-Leave me alone, Doron. Answer me. This retarded|handwriting could only be yours. Don't you ever call me|retarded again. You fantasizer, pervert.|-l'm a fantasizer? Do you jerk off after you write|all those hallucinations? You'rejust jealous.|-Of what? Your fantasies? lt's all true. Every word.|You'rejust jealous. Ajealous virgin. He's your best friend.|Shame on you. Did you cheat Moti? Forget it, Mom. -Answer me, did|you cheat with that Rona on Moti? lt's all in his imagination.|-No it's not. l warned you she's Moroccan. Butt out, it's none|of your business! l won't put up with|any cheaters here. Fine. lf that's what you want,|that's what you get. l'm through with him.|-What now? He put our picture.|-What? Where? On the lnternet. He filmed us doing ''stuff''|and put it on the lnternet. Why? So that l won't complain about|him looking at other women. Now he only looks at me.|l'm never going back to him. Where are Abir and Adir?|-Outside, with him. Shlomi, go get them,|don't let him in. Let her come out herself.|They're staying with me. C'mon, Doron,|l'll talk to Mom. lt's all your fault, you snoop. Tell Ziva the fatso that there's|an empty room for her now, OK? Why didn't you bring the twins?|-Sasi wouldn't let me. Great, now he's taking|my boys away from me. Mom, talk to Doron,|he's packing. l want to know, right now.|Are you going on blind-dates? Yes. And how can l help you? l need their bottles. Why do they slam the door? What am l supposed to do now? Ziva. Ruhama. -Ziva.|-They're crying. Ziva.|-Ruhama. Don't move, they have|a father too. -They're crying. Come back here, Ziva,|l'm talking to you. Stop it! What do you want?|For once, say what you want! Why do you have to|boss everybody around? Now you're a hotheaded|Moroccan too. -So are you. Leave me alone.|-You're Moroccan too, your mother came from Morocco.|-Tangier. And where exactly is Tangier?|-You've become like your father. Just because Dad did it with some|Moroccan, what's the big deal? One mistake and the whole|world is against you. You enjoy being miserable, that way you have everyone|around you all the time. Then go. l am.|-Where to? The school for retards in Haifa. Then l'm gonna marry a Moroccan|woman and have 10 Moroccan kids. From the day they're born|l'll tell them they're geniuses and that l love them,|even if they aren't. Grandpa, l'm leaving. Once l get settled,|l'll come get you. You'll manage|in the meantime, right? Grandpa. Grandpa? Bonjour, monsieur. Forgive me, Ruhama. When will you forgive me? lt doesn't have to be like this.|Let's lighten up. Doron is fine,|everything's OK now. l know you love me,|but you're scared to admit it. You think you'll get hurt|or something. But love isn't|a punishment or a reward. lt's either there or it isn't.|-So now you're a psychologist? No.|-A poet? Then shut up a little. Why did you do it to me,|Robert? lt wasn't me. lt was him, goddamn him. Just say the word|and l'll chop him off. We shouldn't be laughing,|Robert, your fatherjust died. l didn't even get to|say goodbye to him. And what about Shlomi? He was so close to him. He'll be OK.|Shlomi's strong. Noticed how he grew up|on us lately? With everything|we went through with Doron, we're lucky Shlomi's|so reliable, we don't have to run after him for|every little thing. -That's right. He'll be so amazing|when he grows up. Like his father. He could learn a few things|from you. But just a few. What?|-l want him to surprise, to dare, to climb out of his shell and|see what a special boy he is. We have to go back to|that principal, Robert. Who knows? He may be right|and we have to do something. C'mon, let's go to sleep. But you're sleeping on the sofa.|You're in mourning. OK, OK. ''To my beloved|Monsieur Shlomi'' Again the meIody returns,|the one you negIected in vain and the Iength of the path|is stiII wide open... While open?|-No, ''wide'', like eyes ''wide open''. That's it? Write at the end: ''Don't worry|about me. Love, Shlomi.'' Where's Shlomi? What happened? ''To Tehila'' l know l owe you a lasagna,|but you'll enjoy this much more. ''To Begin Yaish'' But l'm not gonna live there. What? l'll study there and live|somewhere else. -Where? With my beloved.|Bon appetit. What is this crap?|What school? Who's Rona?|l'm gonna go get him. -Robert... Let him. Why? Why not? What should l tell them? Nothing. l'll call them when|l get to the school for retards. l'll straighten up what's left|and come tomorrow. l'll wait for you.|-You'd better. Like your shoes.|-What? l'll wait for you,|like your shoes. -What? l'll wait for you. Like your shoes. I shaII come to your door With ashen Iips I shaII drop my hands to you|I shaII teII you AII the good words That are stiII,|are stiII here Your poverty stricken house,|so dark at night And it must be eternaIIy sad|And my Iife that coIIapsed Without reaching you Were turned over|to outdoors and drum But suddenIy you touch|Iike a gIistening hand You pierce Iike|a forgotten memory The siIence of the heart,|between each beat That siIence That siIence is yours I shaII come to your door With ashen Iips I shaII drop my hands to you|I shaII teII you AII the good words That are stiII,|are stiII here But suddenIy you touch|Iike a gIistening hand You pierce Iike|a forgotten memory The siIence of the heart,|between each beat That silence That silence is yours English: Suzy De Lowe Subtitles: Cinematyp Ltd. |
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