Happy Erotic Christmas (2003)
00:01:18:I always dreamed about|having a special Christmas.
00:01:25:But for me, it was just a dream.
00:01:31:Christmas was just|like any other holiday.
00:01:37:I grew up in a hot spring resort...
00:01:41:...famous for healing skin diseases,
00:01:44:neuralgia, and headaches.
00:01:49:Buildings, tourists, and gangsters
00:01:55:were all the resort had.
00:02:32:When the water is 45|degrees, you can cook an egg.
00:02:36:At 50 degrees, you can cook a chicken.
00:02:40:No one could go in the water,
00:02:43:except old men or gangsters.
00:03:03:At that moment, crying hot tears,
00:03:07:...and drive those|gangsters out of my town.
00:03:12:...they'd all be dead.
00:03:30:Tae-Hyun Cha
00:03:35:Sun Ah Kim
00:03:39:Young Kyu Park
00:03:46:Director Kyun-Dong Lee
00:03:52:Happy Ero Christmas
00:04:04:Hey, Poli-bear!
00:04:05:Hey, Poli-bear! Poli-bear!|Can't you do it right?
00:04:10:Poli-bear's face is so pretty.
00:04:12:Dong-chul, you jerk... Screw you.
00:04:17:Yeah.
00:04:18:Didn't you hear? Do it right.
00:04:21:- What a big head you have|- And small breasts.
00:04:23:This looks warm.
00:04:25:Well, well,
00:04:27:Hey, what if she's a|real police officer?
00:04:29:She's just a part timer. Take this off.
00:04:32:Oh, it looks very warm.
00:04:38:Hey, Officer Sung, is this|your part-time job now?
00:04:45:Morons... oh, crap.
00:04:56:Her name is Min Kyung H
00:04:59:She works in Royal Bowling Center
00:05:02:My one-side lover
00:05:12:Why'd you turn off your phone again?
00:05:16:Something happened?
00:05:25:Why is that jerk always mad at us?
00:05:28:What did we do to him?
00:05:29:He's only a country patrolman,
00:05:32:- let's just give him a chance.|- What chance?
00:05:53:I don't understand why Suk-doo|likes that boring movie.
00:05:57:It's winter, I think he's lonely.
00:06:01:Ony him feels lonely.
00:06:25:That stupid jerk is Suk-doo,
00:06:28:my sworn enemy.
00:06:32:I will never forgive that stupid jerk
00:06:40:Your brother will be OK?
00:06:42:Right! He always beaten
00:06:46:He's probably making a fuss|at the police station now.
00:06:59:- By the way...|- What?
00:07:01:When are you going to|introduce me to some girl?
00:07:05:Please. You're only|interested one kind of girl.
00:07:08:Does your mother know|you're such a man-whore?
00:07:12:She actually thinks that I ruined you.
00:07:20:She told my mom that
00:07:22:your grades are low because of me.
00:07:25:But you were already a terrible student
00:07:27:long before I met you.
00:07:30:What do you want!
00:07:36:There was this one Santa
00:07:40:at the North Pole who was so horny...
00:07:44:...that he always had sex with|all the other Santas' wives.
00:07:50:So the other Santas got|angry and beat him up...
00:07:53:...and drove him from the village.
00:07:59:After being driven out...
00:08:04:...the Casanova Santa meets|this oh-so-lonely widow.
00:08:11:They go crazy right away,
00:08:15:and start having sex everywhere...
00:08:21:...in a cave, in the water, on a ship...
00:08:24:anywhere and everywhere.
00:08:28:I,
00:08:29:What I want to say in this video
00:08:33:is that Santa is a man, too.
00:08:35:X- MAS,
00:08:37:that is, "Sex-Mas. "
00:08:41:Christmas is an erotic thing.
00:08:43:Here.
00:08:45:We have a sex just|one day during an year
00:08:49:What a day you want?
00:08:51:New years day? Thanks giving day?
00:08:55:No, No That's a Christimas' night
00:09:02:Have a eat?
00:09:05:I'm so proud, when|you become a policeman
00:09:10:Now I get a problem I might run to you
00:09:16:I can live with energy
00:09:21:I'm sorry, Dong-chul.
00:09:24:I'll fix those gangster soon.
00:09:28:I swear
00:09:31:I'll put them in prison
00:09:34:before Christmas.
00:09:37:Those who
00:09:39:disrespected me will
00:09:43:regret it some day...
00:09:47:...even if I look silly|wearing a giant doll costume.
00:09:53:Police-bear.
00:09:55:Dang! It's so embarrassing to wear
00:09:59:this stupid Poli-bear costume.
00:10:04:But I'll persevere, for the|sake of my bright future!
00:10:06:Of course, bright...|brighter than anyone else!
00:10:36:The Chil-young gang is trying
00:10:39:to take the Sexy Palace from us.
00:10:44:I know that, since|you were just paroled,
00:10:47:that you must be careful...
00:10:50:...but don't you think we|should do something to them?
00:10:54:Do you know
00:10:56:how terrible it is, to be in jail?
00:11:00:I don't want to see bloodshed
00:11:03:this Christmas.
00:11:06:The worst thing in the world is
00:11:10:to be in jail
00:11:13:at Christmastime.
00:11:15:Everyone's looking down on us,
00:11:18:at the spa, sir.
00:11:21:That's not how you use your knife.
00:11:27:Wait until the decisive|moment, and boom!
00:11:30:Then everyone will know
00:11:32:that we're sleeping lions.
00:11:36:No one will bother us then.
00:11:39:Then, when is the decisive moment?
00:11:46:I don't know.
00:11:48:Those Chil-young losers are saying
00:11:49:that you're over the hill.
00:11:53:They say you're a moron.
00:11:57:Haven't you heard? The Chil-youngs
00:11:59:are saying it... a moron.
00:12:02:You didn't hear?
00:12:02:You were there, too!
00:12:05:By the way, why are|we bending our knees?
00:12:06:You insolent bug!
00:12:28:How dare you talk to me like that?
00:12:32:A moron?
00:12:37:I'm so lonely because of you.
00:12:42:You understand what I'm saying? Huh?
00:12:45:I'm sorry, sir.
00:12:48:Boss, do you want
00:12:49:to have a "Happy New Year" here?
00:12:53:- Are you sure you're an expert?|- Yes.
00:12:55:Then why does it hurt|so much? You butcher!
00:13:01:Merry Christmas, we're doing our best
00:13:03:for your convenient shopping.
00:13:06:Thank you, have a good time. Thank you.
00:13:11:Is the nail polishing work fun?
00:13:14:You think I'm doing that for fun?
00:13:16:I can't live in the|bowling center forever.
00:13:21:Oh, about Jun-ho... it seems that...
00:13:24:...so you should dump|him before he dumps you.
00:13:29:You don't want to get|dumped on Christmas...
00:13:32:...especially since|it's your birthday, too.
00:13:37:I don't understand why things are|always going wrong on my birthday.
00:13:42:Other people seem so happy around
00:13:48:Christmas and New Years Day.
00:14:01:What is that?
00:14:07:Wow, Hyang-sook,
00:14:09:you were chosen!
00:14:12:Of course.
00:14:15:I can go to every spa in|Japan if I get into the top 3.
00:14:19:- Really?|- Oh yeah.
00:14:21:Last year's "Miss Spa" was a parking|lot attendant at the department
00:14:25:- Really?|- It's true.
00:14:30:At least you have a talent for drawing.
00:14:34:I only have my body. It's so|difficult to live like that.
00:14:43:Hey, what if it hits someone?
00:14:45:That's exactly what I want.
00:14:47:People will think|they're bird droppings.
00:14:55:Don't make me laugh. You|don't even have phlegm.
00:15:04:Do you know why fishermen|are so energetic?
00:15:08:No, why?
00:15:11:They have a secret method to
00:15:14:satisfy their lusts while at sea.
00:15:17:And that is?
00:15:22:It's the flatfish.
00:15:25:When fishermen are at sea,
00:15:28:they "do it" with flatfish.
00:15:32:When you stick it in the mouth
00:15:34:of a flatfish, it sucks so well...
00:15:38:...it's fantastic!
00:16:03:Don't flatfish have teeth?
00:16:06:Sounds very painful.
00:16:09:Of course they pull out the teeth|and wash them beforehand, dummy.
00:16:13:I see.
00:16:18:You know Bo-yeong,
00:16:19:in the school band?... the trumpet girl?
00:16:23:If she can do that with her mouth...
00:16:31:Her body is almost like a weapon.
00:16:35:A human flatfish. Look.
00:16:43:What do you think, friend?
00:16:45:Don't you feel something?
00:16:49:Dong-gwan?
00:16:50:I'll introduce you to|one of Bo-yeong's friends.
00:16:54:She plays trombone.
00:16:56:You can imagine how that feels.
00:16:59:This Christmas, we'll|have a fantastic night.
00:17:09:Gee. This guy's dead drunk.
00:17:13:- Hello, Officer.|- Why did you come here?
00:17:16:We're opening the Sexy|Palace this Christmas Eve.
00:17:20:Please come. We'll give|you excellent service.
00:17:22:Have a drink, officer.
00:17:25:I don't see Officer Seong today?
00:17:29:Oh, Officer Seong,|you must be very tired.
00:17:31:Why don't you drink this?
00:17:34:I was very sorry the other day.
00:17:37:- Wearing that Poli-bear costume.|- You completely fooled us.
00:17:41:Now, why don't you drink|this and forget about it?
00:17:44:- I'll do it.|- No, go away.
00:17:47:Officer Seong, have a drink.
00:17:49:Next time you wear a|Poli-bear costume, cheer up!
00:17:53:- Come here, you jerk.|- Let me go.
00:17:56:- You pig.|- Oh, he came again.
00:17:57:He makes a fuss every|time he comes here.
00:18:00:Don't you think you should|do something about it?
00:18:03:You! Aren't you going to pay
00:18:05:- for those drink? Huh?|- Ok, here you are.
00:18:07:Why are you taking your clothes off?
00:18:09:You sicko.
00:18:11:- You hit me?|- Yes.
00:18:18:Hit me?
00:18:22:Hey, hey! You think this is your home?
00:18:27:- I'm a Marine!|- Ouch. My head.
00:18:30:- Are you ok, officer?|- Come on, come on.
00:18:40:That was the decisive moment, you said.
00:18:45:Good.
00:18:47:We can protect the police, too.
00:18:52:You should save your strength.
00:18:55:What will you do if you|hurt someone seriously?
00:18:57:Ok, sir.
00:18:58:Sir, does Beong-ki hate you?
00:19:02:Why is he so mad at us?
00:19:06:Um, his face seems familiar|to me, but I don't remember.
00:19:10:You go and ask
00:19:12:why he hates us.
00:19:16:Sir, the meat's done.
00:19:35:Aren't you going to use|chopsticks, you vulgar dog.
00:19:47:Ok.
00:19:49:Listen. Don't throw cigarettes
00:19:52:and spit in the street.
00:19:56:Don't spill things.
00:19:59:Besides, this is a tourist|resort, and there are others here.
00:20:07:Each of you wear this.
00:20:20:It has a massage function, too.
00:20:22:Really? Oh, this?
00:20:36:Director, it'll be a big hit.
00:20:38:For 8,000 copies.
00:20:41:Cheers.
00:20:47:What do you think your work is here?
00:20:50:Your enthusiasm is only making trouble.
00:20:53:Why can't you handle|a drunk by yourself?
00:20:57:Isn't it a lie you know kung fu?
00:21:00:Are you sure you didn't|bribe someone to believe you?
00:21:03:Just name weapon!
00:21:08:You only pretended to fight|well, and you're just a poser?
00:21:53:Why do you call and come here?
00:21:55:I'm so busy
00:21:58:Your lip looks...
00:22:00:...you eat a rat?
00:22:03:You can say 'I love you' now
00:22:07:What are you talking?
00:22:09:The reason, don't answer cell phone
00:22:12:have an another girl
00:22:14:or don't say good-bye
00:22:17:One or the other?
00:22:21:You save me above all at the fire
00:22:23:You think like that, till now
00:22:26:That's me
00:22:29:I must go
00:22:33:Answer to me
00:22:37:I think after working
00:22:43:- Have a good time.|- Thank you.
00:22:51:I heard you play the trumpet?
00:22:54:No, trombone.
00:22:57:Ah, then what will you do in the future?
00:23:03:Going to a collage is impossible.
00:23:05:I might work in a department|store band, or an amusement park.
00:23:10:I heard you swam too.
00:23:12:You've really investigated me.
00:23:15:I started to swim because I|was very weak when I was young.
00:23:18:I couldn't even play a recorder|because my lungs were so weak.
00:23:22:But after one year of swimming,|my lungs grew very strong...
00:23:26:...So amazing
00:23:28:...and I was able to play the trombone.
00:23:31:I didn't like it when Bo-yeong|said she'd introduce you.
00:23:35:I thought you'd be like Hae-chul.
00:23:38:It's so horrible what|Hae-chul's doing to Bo-yeong.
00:24:10:You better watch out,|You better not cry,
00:24:13:You better not pout|I'm telling you why...
00:24:17:Santa Claus is comin' to town...
00:24:26:Ma'am, please give|me a little more time.
00:24:30:No more.
00:24:31:You've already had enough free time.
00:24:34:Please, there's one song
00:24:36:I really want to sing.
00:24:39:I've already typed it in. Ma'am,
00:24:40:please, just one more song.
00:24:42:This is the last time.
00:24:44:Thank you!
00:25:28:Oh, Min-kyeong.
00:26:46:Did you
00:26:48:have a bad day today?
00:26:56:I'll turn on the music.
00:27:07:Do you like Christmas, Officer?
00:27:13:Who doesn't like Christmas?
00:27:17:Me.
00:27:20:I hate Christmas.
00:27:29:Where is dammit Byung-ki!
00:27:32:We must go
00:27:41:It's real
00:27:49:From now, you're a criminal. Stay there.
00:27:54:I'll take you home safely.
00:28:24:Hey, what happened?
00:28:28:Why did you turn off your phone?
00:28:31:You think it's your|job to take drunks home?
00:28:34:Are you a designated driver?
00:28:36:Damn. Look at the back|seat. What a big mess.
00:28:44:Too much eat
00:28:45:there's nothing
00:28:48:You'll have to use a|detergent to remove the smell.
00:28:52:Don't get too excited|because of Christmas.
00:28:56:Calm down, work hard.
00:28:59:And why you don't answer the phone?
00:29:04:Wow, she must've have eaten octopus.
00:29:09:It's difficult for woman to eat octopus.
00:29:14:You are really egoist?
00:29:18:Why do you polish the globe
00:29:19:that for dishwashing
00:29:22:polish and waste
00:29:24:Hey you, buy the new one
00:30:06:781225?
00:30:09:Her birthday is Christmas. Wow.
00:30:33:Well, is there something|you were worried about?
00:30:38:Did you break up with your boyfriend?
00:30:45:What will you do on Christmas?
00:30:48:Would you like to
00:30:50:have a hot coffee
00:30:52:or cocoa?
00:30:58:Hello, Min-kyeong?
00:31:01:Min-kyeong,|Min-kyeong, hi...
00:31:08:What are you doing now?
00:31:12:I wonder what kind of|girl would like you.
00:31:14:Oh, what a smell...
00:31:22:You know,
00:31:27:about your car...
00:31:32:I'm really sorry.
00:31:35:No, it's ok.
00:31:37:It wasn't hard to clean since
00:31:39:you only threw up
00:31:42:in the backseat pocket.
00:31:48:I guess
00:31:50:you ate octopus for dinner that day?
00:31:59:- How do you know?|- Oh, lots of octopus was in the...
00:32:04:that's remained?
00:32:10:I know very well about you
00:32:21:Sung... Officer Sung.
00:32:28:Well, I'd like to buy you dinner.
00:32:34:Oh, great,
00:32:36:I'm very honored.
00:32:40:How about a boiled chicken?
00:32:43:I know a very good place for it
00:32:44:That restaurant's great.
00:32:46:Delicious.
00:32:49:And they have many kinds of food.
00:32:51:Well, if you don't like|it, how about chicken soup?
00:32:55:If you like spicy food,|we can have roast chicken.
00:32:58:Oh, do you like an acorn jelly?
00:33:01:They have real acorn|jelly, 100% authentic.
00:33:04:Chop it very thin,
00:33:07:add kimchi and
00:33:11:water, and mix it like this.
00:33:13:Add water...
00:33:18:Oh, I guess she doesn't|like acorn jelly.
00:33:23:And press it very hard...
00:33:27:Then the bubbles
00:33:29:- pop off your face...|- Who is she, Jun-ho?
00:33:35:Someone I know.
00:33:40:Is she the bowling girl?
00:33:43:Didn't you say you broke up with her?
00:33:46:I thought you dumped her.
00:34:01:Hey. Are you crazy?
00:34:36:- Come here.|- What?
00:34:40:I said come here.
00:34:49:Smell this. You applied|crap to my shoe, didn't you?
00:34:53:- What?|- Damn, it smells like crap.
00:34:59:I'm sorry. I'll give you another one.
00:35:08:If it smells again,
00:35:10:I'll apply crap to your mouth.
00:35:28:You. Smell this.
00:35:31:Don't you understand what I'm saying?
00:35:34:Are you some kind of idiot?
00:35:36:This town is full of idiots.
00:35:39:Smell the shoes!
00:35:42:Do it!
00:35:45:- It smells ok to me.|- Smell the shoes!
00:35:50:Do it.!
00:35:55:Do it...
00:36:00:He's in the Chil-yong gang, sir.
00:36:05:If I see your face again...
00:36:10:I'll stick this bowling|pin right up your butt.
00:36:13:You sun of bitch,
00:36:17:How dare you do that to|the bowling girl? You scum.
00:36:21:Sun of bitch,
00:37:00:What's up?
00:38:41:- Hello.|- Hello.
00:38:47:What's this?
00:38:50:A candle?
00:38:52:You're talented at drawing.
00:38:58:What's up?
00:39:00:Well, I was just patrolling near here.
00:39:17:Would you like to do a little bowling?
00:39:22:Bowling?
00:39:25:Oh, I'm on duty now...
00:39:31:Oh, ok.
00:39:43:This is your first time?
00:39:48:Hold the ball here,
00:39:50:like this.
00:39:52:And look at the target in the floor.
00:39:56:Now, straighten your|back and look ahead,
00:40:03:one, two, three.
00:40:12:Look,
00:40:15:the finishing
00:40:16:position is important.
00:40:19:This arm at 12 o'clock,
00:40:22:and your chin
00:40:24:is 5 cm ahead of your knee.
00:40:27:Like this... do you see?
00:40:30:Ok, ok.
00:40:31:Oh, the most important things is,
00:40:34:straighten your leg back.
00:40:37:Your foot goes like this, ok,
00:40:48:and straighten your back.
00:40:51:A little, 45-degree angle
00:40:53:You need to have a 45-degree angle...
00:40:56:Hey, hand!
00:41:00:Hello.
00:41:06:My name is Bang Suk-doo.
00:41:10:Mr. Bang,
00:41:12:what are you doing now?
00:41:14:Do you remember?
00:41:17:I helped you the other day.
00:41:23:Do you know this guy?
00:41:27:Do you know he's a gangster?
00:41:30:Thank you
00:41:33:for helping me the other day.
00:41:38:If there's someone
00:41:42:who's bothering you, tell me, ok?
00:41:48:Please move the police motorbike
00:41:51:in front of the bowling center.
00:41:54:Excuse me, officer,|please move your motorbike.
00:42:22:What?
00:42:24:You're going to shoot me? Then shoot!
00:42:27:Get the police out of here,
00:42:36:or she'll be dead.
00:42:39:Wow, Officer Sung.
00:42:50:What's up
00:42:53:Aren't you Sung Byung-ki?
00:42:56:Officer Sung, help me.
00:42:59:What are you doing? Min-kyung is mine.
00:43:03:You are lonely
00:43:04:I'm so lonely.
00:43:09:The bastard
00:43:33:stood up. Stood up.
00:43:39:Stood up.
00:43:46:Sung Byug-ki!|Sung Byung-ki!
00:44:03:What are you doing now?
00:44:27:Don't bring me flowers anymore.
00:44:31:I came here to say that.
00:44:36:Is it because I'm a gangster?
00:44:41:I've never had
00:44:45:this feeling before.
00:44:50:The moment your spittle|touched my forehead,
00:44:55:that was it... fate.
00:45:01:Well, I didn't mean it when I spat.
00:45:05:That's not fate
00:45:07:That's why I'm saying it's a fate.
00:45:10:You know how difficult it|is to do that intentionally?
00:45:22:You know what, you remind me of my mom.
00:45:26:She was very pretty.
00:45:30:She died
00:45:36:on Christmas.
00:45:42:My mother was a fisherwoman.
00:45:47:She went to work one snowy
00:45:52:Christmas day...
00:45:55:That's a snowy day
00:45:59:...and I waited for her
00:46:04:at the harbor...
00:46:07:...but she never came back.
00:46:11:I remember blaming her for
00:46:14:not buying me any Christmas presents...
00:46:18:...not knowing that she was dead.
00:46:22:When a mom goes out
00:46:31:to pick oysters,
00:46:41:a baby left at home alone,
00:46:49:keep the home
00:46:57:and falls asleep
00:47:05:to the sea's lullaby.
00:47:13:What a silly story.
00:47:15:He said his mother died on Christmas,
00:47:19:and I look like her.
00:47:23:What an honor to resemble|a gangster's mother!
00:47:27:I thought all gangsters are
00:47:31:ignorant and scary...
00:47:35:...but he was different.
00:47:40:Are you crazy?
00:47:42:You want to go out with him?
00:47:46:I didn't say that. I|just felt sorry for him...
00:47:53:...having to perform his mother's|memorial on Christmas day.
00:47:55:He has an age a little
00:47:57:You know, he seemed very lonely.
00:48:01:Why don't worry about yourself?
00:48:05:I pity you more than him.
00:48:08:What a depressing girl you are.
00:48:25:That's the only one left.
00:48:57:This is made of span,
00:49:00:it'll be very comfortable.
00:49:03:How do you feel?
00:49:06:Looks good
00:49:12:you have a good shape
00:49:35:The Chil-yong bastards!
00:49:46:Did you do that?
00:49:50:What do you think I am?
00:49:52:I'm not a coward,|vandalizing signboards.
00:49:56:I would've set the whole store on fire.
00:50:02:Don't you feel embarrassed
00:50:05:to be beaten by such cowards?
00:50:07:I'll give you some free advice...
00:50:11:Hand the Sexy Palace|over to me, and retire.
00:50:14:What are you doing?
00:50:15:Just have 10 person
00:50:17:You're talk way too much.
00:50:23:Oh, you got a problem with that?
00:50:26:What stupid losers.
00:50:31:We'll have to arrest one of|those two bastards at least,
00:50:33:or we'll have a big trouble.
00:50:36:Happen the war
00:50:39:Sir, we'll bet the reputation of
00:50:41:our office on this mission.
00:50:44:Let's show them that
00:50:47:we can do that.
00:50:48:Can't you stay a little|quiet? Why did you come here?
00:50:52:Officer Park!
00:50:53:When did I make any trouble?
00:50:58:This time, I'll show you.
00:51:01:Just wait and see. Ok?
00:51:03:Why did Byeong-ki come|here? Did you tell him?
00:51:06:No.
00:51:11:"Love Letter?"
00:51:15:Hey, is it a porno?
00:51:18:Let me borrow it.
00:51:21:I wish I could have sex|with her just one time.
00:51:36:Let's go, let's go.
00:51:42:Sir, the door's broken.
00:52:47:You stepped in crap!
00:52:59:Who beat whom?
00:53:02:I just fell.
00:53:05:You think, I, Baek Chil-yong,|could be beaten by that loser?
00:53:09:I'm disappointed.
00:53:14:- Why, did they fight?|- Both say they fell.
00:53:23:Eat.
00:53:27:Thank you.
00:53:30:Do you have a straw?
00:53:40:Officer Sung, drink this.
00:53:47:It's ok, baby, not a big deal.
00:53:51:Just fell.
00:53:53:You know Officer Seong?|He says he fell badly.
00:53:59:I love you. You hang up first.
00:54:03:Oh, together? Ok, one, two...
00:54:06:...oh, she already hung up.
00:54:14:Officer Sung.
00:54:27:Do you think he'll stay quiet|after being beaten like that?
00:54:31:I'm going to hide for a while.
00:54:35:Hide?
00:54:38:Hide for love, don't you understand?
00:54:43:Don't make any trouble and
00:54:46:just run the Sexy Palace, ok?
00:54:50:Ok, sir.
00:54:52:Don't worry about the Sexy Palace,
00:54:54:and concentrate on finding love.
00:54:57:Sir, are you going to go
00:55:01:and have fun by yourself?
00:55:03:Please think about us too.
00:55:05:We're so lonely.
00:55:10:Jun-tae, come here.
00:55:20:How dare you say "have|fun" to your boss?
00:55:26:Don't you think you're going too far?
00:55:32:Jun-tae, what type of|girl do you like, then?
00:55:39:What?
00:55:40:It's ok. Tell me, so I can|introduce the right girl to you.
00:55:45:Oh, ok, first,
00:55:49:she must be 5' 4" at least...
00:55:55:...small face and nice long hair...
00:56:00:...thin, and I'd like big boobs
00:56:04:and a big butts.
00:56:06:The eyes should have double|eyelids and be round...
00:56:11:Stop... I got it, you idiot.
00:56:29:Hello.
00:56:30:Can I help you?
00:56:32:Someone reported that you're|making X-rated videos here.
00:56:37:X- rated videos?
00:56:41:Isn't that it, over there?
00:56:46:Have you seen a Santa in a porn film?
00:56:58:Well, what's the title?
00:57:02:Uh... "Happy Christmas".
00:57:07:"Happy Christmas"?
00:57:09:Oh, nice.
00:57:12:Well, make a good film then.
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