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Do you, Angela Nardino...
take Dean Cumanno as your|lawfully wedded husband...
to love, honor, and obey|till death do you part?
I do.
Out of the tree of life,|I just picked me a plum
You came along,|and everything started to hum
You happy, Baby?
I am so happy.|It's beautiful, Dean.
It's everything|I ever wanted.
Like the song says,|"The best is yet to come."
The honeymoon.
Oh, you got a little|bit of cake right...
I think we've put in enough of|an appearance here, don't you?
Come on, let's go.
I believe it's tradition|for the best man to dance...
with the beautiful bride.
Piss off, Leo.
Dean, you can't be|rude to your friends.
I'd love to dance with you.
The best is yet to come,|come the day you're mine
Come fly with me,|let's fly, let's fly away
Just say the words,|and we'll beat the birds
Down to Acapulco Bay
It's perfect for|a flying honeymoon
They say, come fly with me,|let's fly, let's fly away
Congratulations, man.|She's great.
I love your friends.
That's the busboy, honey.
You even got me great busboys.
Now let's have one more|dance with the bride and groom.
Oh! Ha ha ha!
Are you still nervous?
And thank you for respecting|my religious beliefs.
-I'm really ready now.|-Thank you, God!
I'm ready to do things to you...
that no woman has|ever done before.
How about a...
Here it is.
Oh, it's so...
Oh, my God.
That's how much|I love you, baby.
You must love me...
a lot.
Take me, Dean.
Don't tease me.
I'm not...
Not a big fan|of this material.
Oh, no.
Don't do this to me, Angela.
Welcome back.
Oh, my God.
What happened?
Not a whole hell of a lot.
Oh, my God.|Are you kidding me?
Our wedding night?
Oh, I am a bad wife.
No, no, no.
I do got some frostbite|in some very weird places.
You've got your whole|life to make it up to me.
And I'm going|to start right now.
Yeah? OK.
Oh, my God,|I'm going to be sick.
Just give me a minute, baby.|I'll be right back.
No, no, no.|There's no rush.
No rush.
Look, I got to stop|by the office...
before we leave|for Barbados any way.
That'll give you some|time to freshen up.
Let me give you|a quick kiss good-bye.
No! No, no, no.|That's OK, that's OK.
I--I'm late.
I'll see you in|an hour, maybe two.
Here. Put it|over here on the rack.
Hey! What the--?
-Nice security.|-Sorry, boss.
I--I went to bed|late last night.
But nothing|compared to you, huh?
Yeah. Is the Mercedes ready?
Yeah, yeah, just about.
We switched the VIN,|and Wendy's making...
the pink slip for|you to sign up there.
All right.
That's a great|wedding present, boss.
Angela's going to go|nuts for it, huh?
Maybe not as nuts as|she went last night, huh?
Hey, boss, was|she worth the wait?
Come on--
Hey, hey, hey!
We're talking|about my wife here.
A man's wedding night is his|own private, sacred business.
It's not to entertain|lowlife scum like youse guys.
Angela's got|to be an animal.
Hey, he's even|walking funny, huh?
Hey, back to work, all right.
The break is over,|guys, come on.
Oh! Congratulations, Mr. C.
I heard the wedding|was awesome.
I'm almost through with|the docs on the Mercedes.
Oh, thanks, Wendy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
You need to sign|here and I think...
Is it hard?
Getting married.
I mean, I haven't|been here that long...
but I've already|heard tons of stories...
about you and women.
Yeah, well.
Those days are all over, Wendy.
Thank you.
Ah, damn it.
Here. Let me help you.
Mr. Cumanno.
I'm sorry.|I'm so sorry, Wendy.
I--I'm so sorry,|I'm just nuts today.
I can't,|I can't, I can't.
I'm married, Wendy...
I'm married.|I can't.
You're right.|I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Screw it.
Oh, yeah.|Oh, yeah. OK, OK.
Oh, my God.
Is that frostbite?
I'm fine. It's fine.
Piss off,|I'm working here.
Baby, it's me.
Shit. Get out.|Take the back stairs.
I can't.|My hair is stuck.
Ahh, ha, hi.
I was feeling|so much better...
I couldn't|wait to pick up...
where we left off.
Oh, that's great.|That's great.
You know what?
I'm just going|to finish up here.
I'll meet you outside|in a sex--a sec.
I love you.
I love you, too.
You look pretty.
Come on.
Come on. Ow.
Get out.|Not so fast.
You are not|welcome down there.
Get up.|I'm trying.
I can't|believe that Mercedes...
Honey, honey, this|isn't what it looks like.
I--I swear her hair|got stuck in my zipper.
I--I--I wasn't getting nothing.
17 hours we have|been married.
17 hours!
The happiest|17 hours of my life.
You just lost the best|thing you'd ever had.
Angela, wait.
She seems...
My client has agreed,|against my advice...
to settle for|a one-time cash payment.
For one day?
One horribly traumatic day|in which my client suffered...
irreparable psychological|damage to her self-esteem.
Oh, and she keeps|the Mercedes.
Well, we could drag this|before a judge...
if you think that|would be more favorable.
That would put your client's|business under scrutiny.
What was it again, Mr. Cumanno?
Random repossessions?
Give her what she wants.
I can't believe you|wore the grey dress.
I distinctly said the blue.
-It worked, didn't it?|-You were lucky.
I was good.
Excuse me.
I wonder if I could ask|your help for a moment.
I'm trying to find Route 40.
Route 40?|Well, you're on it.
That's it.
What?|Where is it?
There. See that black thing...
with the lines on it,|the cars going?
I'm so embarrassed.
I'm so sorry.
I didn't know|where it was.
Thank you so much.
My pleasure.
Sorry to trouble you.
It's OK.
Forget it.
You're not going|to kill yourself...
and stink up my new car.
Our new car.
Hey! Mom.
I only do these things|because I love you, Page.
How was the wedding?
Like all my weddings.
Have you any idea|what that meat...
is doing to your arteries?
Haven't you heard?
Cigarettes|dissolve cholesterol.
No cards, Page.
This is a classy place.
It relaxes me.
So? How did we do?
Not too bad.
How not too bad?
About 80.
Plus the car.
That's it?
For that I lived 4 months in|a crap hotel without cable?
Ugh, I'm so sick of this|small-time bullshit.
Plus, I had to kiss|that greasy mook.
Dean wasn't so bad.
Any way, we’ll make more|in the next one.
I'm thinking Seattle.
Maybe San Francisco.
Mom, remember our deal?
OK, there is no next one.
This is it.|I'm going solo.
Oh, here we go--
It's happening, Mom.|Accept it, embrace it, OK?
I am old enough|to be on my own.
You have no idea what it's like|to be all alone.
I'll tell you exactly|what's going to happen.
You'll go off,|you'll get lonely.
Some moron hunk will come along,|you'll think it's true love.
You'd never been so sure|of anything in your life.
And then, bam.
He will pull a|conceive and leave...
and then it's my|life all over again.
Mom, I am not that stupid.
You know what I mean.
Well, you’re right.|I was stupid.
And it left me|pregnant and alone.
If Barbara hadn't taken me in|and shown me the con--
And you taught me.
OK? I'll be fine.
OK. Fine.
If you've made up your mind...
we will go to New York|and divide up everything.
I'll get the check.
Oh, my Lord!
What seems to be|the problem, madam?
Well, I was just about|to take a bite...
and I saw glass. Look.
I am so sorry, ma'am.|This has never happened.
Of course your meal|is, uh, complimentary.
Armando, a bottle|of wine, quickly.
Perhaps a '69 Merlot.
Those shoes|are so wrong for this.
I don't understand|the problem, Philip.
We deposit our money...
and you give it back|when we say so.
I'm afraid it's not that|simple, Ms. Conners.
Hello.|I'm Gloria Vogal.
Oh, I see you've|heard of us.
I'm surprised because|we so seldom hear from you.
Well, I suppose|I might be a little late...
with this year's return.
Maybe even the last 7.
Mother, I'm stunned.
I had no idea you would|evade your responsibilities...
as a U.S. Citizen.
Shut up, Miss Conners.
We've never seen|a dime from you, either.
Look, I know|what must have happened.
You see, I always|assumed that my returns...
were filed by my husband.
which one?
Look, just because|I've had some trouble...
with my personal|relationships--
Ms. Conners...
how you earn your money is|of no interest to the I.R.S.
Now, how can I put this in|language you'll understand?
We just want our cut.
How much?
With interest and penalties,|the total comes to $247,811.
Oh, no, no,|no, no, no.
Ha ha! I'm afraid|that amount is in addition...
to what used to be|in your accounts.
Your latest divorce settlement|arrived this morning.
But that's everything.
It's not all bad.
We give you a full|90 days to pay.
we move forward|with criminal charges...
for felony tax|evasion and fraud.
Good luck.
Here's the last of our cash.
That's $1,300 each.
Wow. Have a nice life|with that, Princess.
-I'll economize.|-Sure.
You can do your own hair,|your own nails.
They actually have some|great shoes at Wal-Mart.
Ugh! All right.
One more con,|but only if we do it right.
What does that mean?
It means no more|small-time crap.
It has to be big.
One big final score|to pay off the l.R.S...
and set me up on my own.
What are you talking about?
Palm Beach.
Palm Beach?
Forget it.
People that rich are|already suspicious.
It's too hard to play.
Palm Beach or nothing.
Too expensive.
Let's find something else.
I am home.
Now, what’s the best way|to get a room?
I was thinking|the Trogdon Triangle.
Right. But where are|we going to find...
a trumpet and a talking parrot?
I was thinking of|something simple, traditional.
The Flopper Diver.
No way am l--
Oh, my God.
She's cracked|her head open.
Oh, darling!|Oh, careful!
You may be paralyzed.
Call a doctor.
But I'm--I'm sure|she'll be fine.
I think I'm--
Just please let me know if|there's anything else we can do.
Well, you might consider|investing in a mop.
Once again, I apologize.|Now, since we seem...
to have lost your reservation...
we can only let you have|this suite for one night.
Uh, then I'm sure we|can work something out.
Could everyone please|just let her rest now?
Yeah. Hey!
Don't you ever flop me|without my consent.
Oh! It had to look|real, Sweetheart.
You fall lousy when|you know it's coming.
I fall fine!
Oh, shut up!
Hey! Oh, no!
No, stop!
Hey, boss, just got|3 Camrys in--cherry.
Parts will bring|100 thou easy.
And the change of|title came through...
on the Mercedes.|You have to sign.
That bitch.
You know, this is,|like,the eighth frame...
we've gone through|in a week.
Maybe it's time|to retire this picture.
Why the hell can't I stop|thinking about her?
Was it the legs?
She had amazing legs.
Give me that!
Or maybe it was|that she dumped you...
'cause that's never|happened before.
Who the hell does|she think she is?
She thinks she can do this|to me and just walk out?
Well, she's wrong!
I'm gonna find her.
And then?
Then I'm gonna take care of it.
Dr. Arnold Davis.
Made huge money|when an old uncle died...
45, pretty good shape.
Who's the old bag?
His mom.|She lives with him.
Forget it. He's taken.|Mama's boy.
We can get around her.
Pass. Mothers are death.
Can't argue that.
David D. Cummings...
760 million.|E-commerce stuff...
just ended|marriage number 3.
Very big on ironclad prenups...
and as you can see,|massive competition.
We could handle him.
We'd have to be into|a group kind of thing.
Menage attrois?
Try menage a cinq.
Ew. Pass.
Wow. William B. Tensy.
C.E.O. of Tensy Tobacco.
Old money, but also|just plain old.
How much?
3 billion with a few|million more every day.
Not " hmm." I am not|dating the walking dead.
Page, the older the better.
With luck they die|right after the wedding...
and then you're|talking widow money.
I'd have to kiss that?
Well, I'd have to kiss|that way more than you.
Well, maybe you're|into necrophilia.
We'd better work fast.
Why for once can't|we pick someone...
who's just a little bit cute?
Dean was kind of cute.
You're in serious denial.
Cute is dangerous.
Cute leads to feeling,|which leads to screwing...
which leads to screwed.
I know that we can make that|doctor and his mom work for us.
Page, we’re going with|Tensy, and that's that.
That is not that.
Look, if you want to go|with Tensy, go with Tensy.
I'm working Davis.
Page, I've told you before,|no simultaneous cons.
Too many angles.|They always go bad.
Yeah, but it's not|just that, is it?
You don't think I can be|the primary, do you?
I didn't say that.
Although it does take|an enormous amount of skill.
I can make men do anything.
Boys. You can make|boys do anything.
Gas station attendants,|bartenders...
the occasional migrant worker...
a one-shot seduction|is child's play...
compared to getting someone|to marry you in 3 months.
4 months.
Well, it took you|4 months this time.
You used to be|able to do it in 3.
What are you saying?
That I'm losing it?|I'm getting too old?
I didn't say that.
I'm in terrific shape.|Feel my butt.
Ugh. I am not feeling|your butt again, Mother.
We all know it's wonderful.
I'll tell you what.|We'll play for it.
Winner picks the mark.
We'll cut cards.
Right. I'm gonna|trust your cards?
See that guy|over there at the bar?
First one to get him|to buy her a drink wins.
Yeah, sure is.
Let me get that for you.
Oh, my!
Would you?
Oh, you're so kind.
I'm Betty.
-Hi. My name--|-Excuse me...
may I grab your nuts?
Are you OK?
Can I get you a drink?
We go with Tensy.
Stupid jerk!
He doesn't look so bad--|in this light.
Yeah, his liver spots|are positively glowing.
All right, let's run|through it one more time.
I know what to do.
Got a light?
Your trash is on fire.
Holy shit!
Good. Now stay by the phone.
Timing on this is crucial.
Always treating me like a child.
Excuse me, sir,|but smoking is not permitted.
Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
Pardon me.
Is no crime.
OK, Dr. Davis, let's see|where you're going tonight.
Good start, Page.
Davis residence.
Yeah, Arnold Davis, please.
I'm sorry, he's just left.
Oh, no. This is--
He left me a message.
I'm supposed|to meet him tonight--
I can't read|my maid's handwriting--
Who is this?
This is--
Stupid cell phone.
Mrs. Whiler?
Right. Right.|This is Mrs. Whiler.
I believe he said the Glades.
Right. And that's on?
I think it's on|the far end of Ocean.
Great. Cutting out. Thank--
Hi. Can I get you a drink?
Wow. I've never heard|that one before.
You really blow me away|with your creativity.
-Well, l--|-Well, l...
Your recovery is even better.
Do you even care|at all who I am?
I mean, I could be|the Antichrist or have...
the intelligence of a thermos,|but unfortunately...
those are not the matters|the male penis ponders.
So, please, tell me...
why did you walk|all the way over here...
to ask to get me a drink?
Well, because I'm the bartender.
Martini, very dry.
Our next item is|an exquisite piece...
from the Kerner estate...
a stunning work|by Feodor Tergeniev...
entitled Form in Repose.
I'm looking for|an opening bid of 130,000.
Very good. I have 130.|Do I hear 140?
Thank you.|Do I hear 150?
I am offer 170.
Was that 175, sir?
I'll take that.|175,000.
I have 180.|Do I hear 190?
Do I hear 190?
I really must hear a number|or see a paddle, sir.
I think he--
Yes, ma'am,|I have your bid.
It's to you|at $180,000.
Going once...
to the persistent|woman on my right.
Thanks.|You did good.
Uh, that's $3.50.
I'll flip you for it.|Call it.
-No, we don't really--|-Call it!
Heads. Oh, too bad.|Thanks.
Well, Jack, looks like|she got a free drink...
and one of your balls.
Nah, I just think she's|nervous being on her own.
Oh, yeah.|She's a delicate flower.
Oh, wait!|I think I see crack.
-That's just his butt, lady.|-Let me see.
Hmm. Oh.
Looks good.
From where I'm standing...
Oh, my God!
What, what?|What is the matter?
My--my beautiful man.|He ruined.
I'm sure we can have|this expertly repaired.
No. Man thing off,|deal off.
What good is to me now?|He has no " pipiska."
Mother, did you have any|trouble finding the place?
This is beyond civilization.
It was impossible|to find.
Son of a bitch!
Ow! Ow!
I'm so sorry.
Get away from him!|Get away!
I told you it was dangerous to|come to these low-class bars.
It stings, Mama.|It stings so bad.
Oh, mother will help you.
The retina is detached.
I know it! Ow!
Are you OK now?
Yes. You idi--
" Idi" what?
Subject is en route.
He'll pass the checkpoint|in 10 minutes.
Everything set?
Yeah. Of course.
What's wrong, Page?
Mother can tell|something's wrong.
Mother knows nothing.
I'm following|right behind him...
so be sure|to remove the spikes.
And he mustn't see you.
He must think no one else|is around so we can bond.
I know, I know.|You're driving me crazy.
Well, you’re driving me crazy.
Well, that answers|the question of whether...
you're already|in a relationship.
Since you can't seem|to read my subtle signals...
I'll help you out.|Piss off!
Everyone is a little|irritable after they choke.
Two headlights.|That's not him. Crap.
That was wrong|on so many levels.
-You!|-What happened?
What are you doing here?
-I followed you.|-More like stalked me.
Listen, mouth breather,|I am fully capable...
and really in the mood|to kick the shit out of...
your psychotic, skulking ass.
Does this look familiar?
Might be mine.
Well, if you're not sure...
Thanks! Now go.
Look, my car doesn't drive|so good with a tree in it.
What a baby!|It's a flat. I'll fix it.
Wait, first we better go clear|that stuff out of the road.
Another car could--
No! I'll do it.|Just get the spare.
Look, I'm willing to explore...
the whole being|dominated thing, OK?
But let's just take it slow.
-Uh-oh!|-Watch out!
What did you push me for?
I saved you, you moron.
That can't be good.|I'd better check it out.
Oh, wait, wait!|I'm hurt.
No, you’re not.|Nothing could hurt you.
Are you calling me a liar?
All right,|where are you hurt, then?
My ankle.
What the hell?
Jeez, they're really|piling up up there.
My ankle.
Your ankle is fine.|I'm going.
Are you mixing medications?
You're ruining the magic, idiot.
I'm much sorry.
Must be glass in road.
Ah, the statue stealer.
Why is it whenever I see you...
things seem to be|going into the crapper?
You have head injury.|I rush you to hospital.
No, no, no.
I don't. No. No.
The police will|be along shortly...
and they'll sort this out.
Delayed shooting head pains.
Come. To hospital we go.
What about your car?|You have flat tires.
Oh, is nothing.
What the hell are you doing?|Get off me!
-You were the one who...|-I got to go.
How do I look?
If I were a guy, I'd do you.
You're sweet.
I'm going back to the hospital|to see if I can fix...
the mess you made last night.
With that on,|he'll forgive anything.
He better...
for your sake.
Be nice or I won't tell you|which eye looks bigger.
-Are you going to be nice?|-I'm always nice.
The left.
Here, use my eyeliner.
I want my purse, jerk-off.
That's not very friendly.
Now, I want you|to go back out...
and this time,|when you kick the door open...
say something nice.
You stole my purse, dipshit...
and you stole it so I'd have to|see your ugly-ass face again.
No, you forgot your purse|for the second time...
because you were in such|a hurry to strand me...
-in the middle of nowhere.|-Look, just give it to me.
Or would you rather have|my heel up your ass?
Who told you I'm into that?
Pretty rough on|the boss, weren’t you?
You know, he's not|really into ass play.
That's just, like,|his sense of humor.
He owns this place?
Yeah, his dad left it to him.
Of course, all these|development creeps...
are trying to give him,|like, 3 mil for the place.
Whole world's going to be|Gaps and Starbucks, right?
He's loaded.
Good, Page.
Oh, it's you.
Doctors don't want me to smoke.
It's ridiculous.
They depend on cigarettes.
A perfect scapegoat|for their incompetence.
I assume you're here|about the insurance.
My attorneys will|take care of it.
That won't be necessary.
I have no want to sue you.
Sue me?
My people will tear you a new...
I am only come|to see how you feel...
my poor, poor, Babushka.
That's very nice of you, Mrs...
Miss.|Just call me...
Well, that’s lovely, Ulga.
I am Ulga Yevanova.|I am here to...
Yes. We've been expecting you.
I am Miss Madress.|I run this household.
Oh, good for you.
I will announce you.
We have a bitch alert.
Come on, bartender.|It's your night off.
Do something fun.
Good boy.
I love it here.
It's the only|bloody place left...
that doesn't make you feel|like a serial killer...
for having a damn smoke.
Yes, is lovely.
I'll be your waiter|tonight--Vladimir.
Allow me to tell you|tonight's specials.
No need for English|tonight, Vlad.
We have one of|your country women here.
Oh, wonderful.
So, tonight we have...
Da. Da.
Excellent choice.|The steaktartare.
Oh, I love a woman|who eats raw meat.
That's real nice!
You're not just going|to stand there.
Help me.
Isn't that the shoe you|wanted to jam up my ass?
No, that was the 6-inch heel.
Now come on.
What are you doing here?
You some kind of wilderness|female mud wrestler?
I am an environmentalist|studying the effect...
of waste run of from|the neighboring wetlands.
Oh, well...
you environmentalists|really dress hot.
Yeah, well...
there's no law that says|you can't look good...
while you're saving stuff.
So, why are you following me?
-I'm not following you!|-Then what are you doing here?
Come on, I'll show you.
You're not out here burying|high-school kids, are you?
Well, they egged my car.
What do you do?|Spy on people humping in boats?
That's so perverted.
I photograph stars.
Look, just because|they're famous...
doesn't mean they don't deserve|their privacy, too.
Who you got?
The stars up there.
You sneak all the way out here|to stare at space and shit?
No, I come here to get away|from the lights of the city...
so I can see|the space and shit.
-Why?|-Take a look.
That's the Crab Nebula.
That is the exact color|of a sapphire ring I wanted.
And this...
is the great|globular cluster in Hercules.
I don't think|I want to see that.
Good cluster.
And I think you can also see|the Corona Borealis, too.
Wait, wait, I'm not done|with the globular thing.
I love to watch a woman eat.
It is surely one of|the most sensual acts.
Is such joy to hear|my native tongue again.
I deeply appreciate|what you say, and...
what you don't say.
Oh, William,|so much loudness.
Can we not go somewhere|I can relate to you...
All right.
Who will favor us|with next song?
We have a fellow|country woman here.
No, I am so...
Please, I am so not musical.
-Please, uh...|-How about " Karabuschka?"
I know there isn't|a Russian alive...
who doesn't know " Karabuschka!"
Da, da, da
Oh, you know,|I am just fooling.
I am so full|of good humor.
Flew in from|Miami Beach B.O.A.C.
Didn't get to bed last night
On the way the paper bag|was on my knee
Man, I had a dreadful flight
I'm back in the U.S.S.R.
You don't know|how lucky you are, boy
Back in the U.S.S.R.
Been away so long|I hardly knew the place
Gee, it's good to be back home
Leave it till tomorrow|to unpack my case
Honey, disconnect the phone
I'm back in the U.S.S.R.
You don't know|how lucky you are, boy
Back in the U.S.
Back in the U.S.
Back in the U.S.S.R.
Look, there’s another one.
Oh, there's two at once.|Did you see that?
God, I never knew you could|have this much fun for free.
Well, it's not completely free.
So, are you ready|to tell me the truth?
Tell me why|you're here, really.
I told you,|I'm an environmentalist...
student at|the University of Miami.
What? You don't believe me?
Well, I'd like to, but...
What about my butt?
-Ooh, I got to go.|-Again?
-Yeah, I have work to do.|-It's 11:00 at night.
I know, but I have to write|an environmental impact report.
Will it mention me?
-Wait! What's your name?|-Uh, Jane.
Will I see you again?
Try wishing on a star.
Is that 5 people?
Keys are in it.
Hey, Mom.|How did it go?
His infatuation|is right on schedule.
You know, you’re home now.
You can stop|with the accent.
-What's that?|-What's what?
-Mud?|-I gave myself a facial...
some special local stuff.
I think I'll to take a nice|long shower and go to bed.
Good night.
Smoking is part of|the fun of being a kid.
We just did some tests|on some 9-year-olds.
After a little puking...
why, you couldn't drag them|away from the stuff.
You're only young once.
Why not indulge, I always say.
Oh, darling, what matter?
Head pain back again?
No, no, it's all right.
-I have a gift for you.|-A gift?
A gift! Oh!
Oh, a personal fire device.
I'm not insisting|you take up smoking...
but I thought it would|give you some incentive.
There is nothing sexier|than smoke billowing proudly...
out of a woman's hot,|red, engorged nostrils.
That image will haunt me.
Still a little sleepy, my dear?
Oh, no, no, it was|another wonderful night.
I think that I deserve|a big kiss for that big gift.
Oh, yes.
Is no getting|around that.
Oh, oh, no.
We mustn't.|God is everywhere.
Yes, he is, isn't he?
Nosy bastard.
I'll have Miss Madress|get your purse.
Is he that repulsive to you?
No. Is Russian|expression of happiness.
Ptui, ptui,|oh, I am so happy.
Save it.|I'm on to you.
You're attracted to me?
Oh, flattering,|but I no do females.
I've been with him for 7 years.
I've seen him with many women.
I've never worried.
Passing amusements.
But you, oh, you're good, baby.
I no understand.|What is you want?
I is want your ex-commie ass|out of his life.
I didn't put up|with his crap for years...
just to be squeezed out|right before he kicks.
I've put in the time,|and I expect a big payoff.
Oh, you must believe,|I have true feelings for him.
Oh, spare me|your Bolshevik bullshit.
Either you disappear...
or I tell him exactly|what I saw.
Your dark honesty|is refreshing...
but please, I beg you...
leave me one more night|to bow out gracefully.
I have something for you.
I know it's not the sapphire|you wanted, but...
It sure isn't.
It's a meteor fragment.
Like the ones|we were watching?
That's been to the far reaches|of our solar system and back.
No lousy sapphire has|ever pulled that off.
You don't do anything|like normal people, do you?
Some things.
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