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'Far out, in the uncharted backwaters|at the unfashionable end
'of the Western Spiral arm|of the Galaxy,
'lies a small unregarded yellow sun.
'Orbiting this at a distance|of roughly 92 million miles
'is an utterly insignificant|little blue-green planet
'whose ape-descended lifeforms|are so amazingly primitive
'that they still think|digital watches are neat.
'This planet has-or had -|a problem, which was this -
'most of the people living on it were|unhappy for pretty much of the time.
'Many solutions were suggested|for this problem,
'mostly concerned with the movements|of small green pieces of paper,
'which is odd, because, on the whole,
'it wasn't the small green pieces|of paper that were unhappy.
'And so the problem remained|and lots of the people were mean,
'and most of them were miserable,|even the ones with digital watches.'
'Many increasingly felt|that they'd all made a big mistake
'in coming down from the trees|in the first place.
'And some said that|even the trees had been a bad move
'and that no one|should ever have left the oceans.
'And then, one day,
'nearly 2,000 years after one man|had been nailed to a tree
'for saying how great it would be|to be nice to people for a change,
'a girl sitting on her own|in a small café in Rickmansworth
'suddenly realised what it was|had been going wrong all this time,
'and she finally knew how the world|could be made a good and happy place.
'This time it was right,|it would work,
'and no one would have|to get nailed to anything.
'Sadly, however, before she could get|to a phone to tell anyone,
'the Earth was demolished to|make way for a hyperspace by-pass
'and so the idea was lost forever.
'Meanwhile, Arthur Dent|has escaped from the Earth
'in the company of a friend of his,
'who has unexpectedly turned out|to be from a small planet
'in the vicinity of Betelgeuse,|and not from Guildford after all.
'His name is Ford Prefect,
'for reasons which are unlikely|to become clear again at the moment,
'and they're hiding|in a Vogon spaceship.'
What's that?
If we're lucky, it's a Vogon|come to throw us out into space.
And if we're unlucky?
The captain might want to read us|some of his poetry first.
Oh, freddled gruntbuggly!
Thy micturitions are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits|on a lurgid bee
That mordiously hath bitled out|its earted jurtles...
Now the jurpling slayjd agrocrustles
Are slurping hagrilly up|the axlegrurts...
'Vogon poetry is, of course,|the third worst in the Universe.
'The second worst is|that of the Azgoths of Kria.
'During a recitation by their poetmaster|Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem:
'... four of his audience died|of internal haemorrhaging
'and the president of the|Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council
'only survived|by gnawing one of his own legs off.
'Grunthos is reported to have been|disappointed by the poem's reception,
'and was about to embark on a reading|of his 12-book epic:
'when his own major intestine,
'in a desperate attempt|to save lifekind,
'leapt straight up through his neck|and throttled his brain.
'The very worst poetry of all|and its creator:
'perished in the destruction|of the planet Earth.
'Vogon poetry is mild by comparison.'
Now the jurpling slayid agrocrustles
Are slurping hagrilly up|the axlegrurts...
And living glupules frart|and slipulate
Like jowling meated liverslime.
Groop I implore thee
My foonting turling dromes
And hooptiously drangle me|with crinkly bindlewurdles
Or else I shall rend thee in the|gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don't!
- So, Earthlings...|- I'm not an Earthling.
Quiet!|I present you with a simple choice.
Think very carefully,|for your very lives lie in your hands.
Now choose!|Either die in the vacuum of space
or... tell me how good|you thought my poem was.
I liked it.
Oh, yes. I thought some|of the metaphysical imagery
- Was particularly effective.|- Yes?
Oh, and interesting...|rhythmic devices...
which seemed to counterpoint|the, er...
Counterpoint the surrealism of|the underlying metaphor of the, er...
- Vogonity.|- Vogonity, sorry!
Of the poet's compassionate soul,|which strives
through the verse structure|to sublimate this, transcend that,
and one is left with a profound|and vivid insight into... into...
Into whatever the poem was about.|That was very good.
So, what you are saying|is that I just write poetry
because underneath|my mean, callous, heartless exterior,
I just want to be loved, is that it?
Well, I mean, yes, don't we all,|deep down, underneath...?
No! You're completely wrong.
I write poetry just to throw|my mean, callous, heartless exterior
into sharp relief. I'm going|to throw you off the ship anyway.
Guard! Take the prisoners to|number 3 airlock and throw them out.
This is great!|This is really terrific!
Ow! Let go of me, you brute!
Don't worry -|I'll think of something.
Resistance is useless!
What is all this, Ford?
I woke up this morning,|thought I'd have a nice, relaxed day,
do a bit of reading, brush the dog...
It's 4.00 p.m. and I'm being|thrown out of an alien spaceship
five light years from|the smoking remains of the Earth.
Just stop panicking!|Who mentioned panicking?
This is just culture shock.
Wait till I settle! Then I'll panic!
- Arthur, you're hysterical! Shut up!|- Resistance is useless!
- And you!|- Resistance is useless!
Give it a rest!|Do you enjoy this sort of thing?
What do you mean?
What I mean is-does it give you|a full, satisfying life?
Full, satisfying life?
Yeah, stomping around, shouting,|pushing people off spaceships.
- Well, the hours are good.|- They'd have to be (!)
- Ford, what are you doing?|- Shh!
- So, the hours are good?|- Yeah. But now you mention it,
most of the actual minutes|are pretty lousy.
Except some of the shouting|I quite like.
Resistance is...
Sure, yes, you're good at that,|I can tell.
But if the rest of it is so lousy,|why do you do it?
The girls?
The rubber? The machismo?
I don't know, really.|I think I just sort of... do it.
My aunt said that spaceship guard|was a good career for a young Vogon -
you know, the uniform, the low-slung|stun-ray holster, mindless tedium...
Ford, this guy's half-throttling me!
Yeah,|but try and understand his problem.
Here he is, poor guy,
his entire life is stamping around,|pushing people off spaceships...
- And shouting...|- Yeah, and shouting!
And he doesn't even know|why he's doing it.
Poignant, very poignant (!)
- Now you've put it like that...|- Good lad.
All right, but what's the alternative?
Stop doing it! Tell them|you're not going to do it any more.
Doesn't sound that great to me!
That's just the start.|There's more than that...
No, if it's all the same to you,
I'll just get you two shoved out,
and then get on with some other bits|of shouting. Resistance is useless!
But come on... Now, look...
Ow! Stop that!
Hang on! There's music and art|and things to tell you about yet!
I think I better stick|to what I know, thanks,
but thanks for taking an interest.
I've got a headache! I don't want|to go to heaven with a headache!
I'll be all cross and won't enjoy it.
There's a whole world you know|nothing about. How about this...?
- Doesn't that stir anything in you?|...No.
Bye. I'll tell my aunt what you said.
Potentially bright lad, I thought.
- We're trapped now, aren't we?|- Yeah, we're trapped.
Well, didn't you think of anything?
- Yeah.|- What?
Unfortunately, it involved being|on the other side of this hatchway.
So that's it? We're going to die?
Except... no!
Wait a minute! What's this switch?
What? Where?
No, I was only fooling.|We're going to die after all.
You know, it's at times like this,
when I'm stuck in a Vogon airlock|with a man from Betelgeuse
and about to die of asphyxiation|in deep space,
that I wish I'd listened|to what my mother told me.
- Why? What did she tell you?|- I don't know... I didn't listen.
Oh, terrific.
"Counterpoint the surrealism|of the underlying metaphor"!
Huh! Death's too good for them!
'The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy|is a wholly remarkable book.
'The introduction starts like this:
'And so on...
'After a while,|the style settles down a bit,
'and it starts telling you things|you actually need to know,
'like the fact that the fabulously|beautiful planet of Bethselamin...
'is now so worried|about the cumulative erosion
'caused by 10 billion tourists a year
'that any net imbalance|between the amount you eat
'and the amount you excrete|whilst on the planet
'is surgically removed from|your body weight when you leave.'
'So every time|you go to the lavatory there,
'it's vitally important|to get a receipt.
'In the entry in which it talks|about dying of asphyxiation
'30 seconds after|being thrown out of a spaceship...
'... which, amazingly, was also|the phone number of an Islington flat
'where Arthur|once went to a very good party,
'where he ate some very good food,
'had some very good drinks|with some very good friends
'and met a very nice girl whom|he totally failed to get off with.'
Is this guy bothering you?
'Though the planet Earth,|the Islington flat,
'and the telephone|have all now been demolished...
'it's comforting to reflect
'that they are all in some small way|commemorated by the fact
'that some 29 seconds later Arthur|and Ford were, in fact, rescued.'
- Told you I'd think of something...|- Oh, sure (!)
Bright idea of mine to find a passing|spaceship and get rescued by it.
Come on! The chances against it|were astronomical.
Don't knock it! It worked!
Where the hell are we?
Well, it looks like|the seafront at Southend.
God, I'm relieved|to hear you say that!
- I thought I must be going mad!|- Perhaps you only thought I said it.
- Well, did you or didn't you?|- I think so.
Perhaps we're both going mad.
Nice day for it-sun...
You know, if this is Southend,|there's something very odd about it.
You mean the way|the sea stays steady as a rock...
and the buildings|keep washing up and down?
I thought that was odd.
{y:i}2 to the power of 100,000 to 1|{y:i}against and falling.
What's that?
It sounded like|a measurement of probability.
What does it mean?
I don't know. But I definitely think|we're on some kind of spaceship.
Then, I can only assume we're not|in the first-class compartment (!)
Southend seems to be melting away...
The stars are swirling...|a dustbowl...
My leg's drifting off|into the sunset...
My left arm's disappeared!
How am I going to operate|my digital watch now?
Ford, you're turning into a penguin!|Stop it!
2 to the power of 75,000 to 1 against|and falling...
Hey! Who are you? Where are you?
What's going on?|And is there any way of stopping it?
Relax. You are perfectly safe.
That's not the point!
The point is that|I am now a perfectly safe penguin
and my colleague|is rapidly running out of limbs.
Isn't there anything|you feel you ought to be telling us?
Welcome to the starship|Heart of Gold.
Please do not be alarmed by anything|you see or hear around you.
You are bound to feel|some initial ill effects
as you have been rescued from certain|death at an improbability level
of 2 to the power of 260,199 to 1|against, possibly much higher.
We are now cruising at a level of 2|to the power of 25,000 to 1 against
and falling,|and we will be restoring normality
as soon as we are sure what normal is.|Thank you. 2 to the power...
Arthur, this is fantastic!
We've been picked up by a ship with|the new Infinite Improbability Drive!
This is incredible, Arthur...
Arthur? What's happening?
Ford, there's an infinite number|of monkeys out here
who want to talk to us about this|script for Hamlet they've worked out.
'The Infinite Improbability Drive
'is a wonderful new method|of crossing interstellar distances
'in a few seconds, without all that|tedious mucking about in hyperspace.
'The principle of generating small|amounts of finite improbability,
'by simply hooking the logic circuits|of a Bambleweeny 57 Sub-Meson Brain
'to an atomic vector plotter,
'suspended in a Brownian Motion|producer-say, a nice cup of tea -
'had long been understood,
'and such generators were often used|to break the ice at parties
'by making all the molecules|in the hostess's undergarments
'simultaneously leap|one foot to the left,
'in accordance|with the theory of indeterminacy.
'Many respectable physicists said|they wouldn't stand for such a thing,
'partly because|it was a debasement of science,
'but mostly because they didn't get|invited to those sort of parties.
'Another thing they couldn't stand
'was their perpetual failure|in trying to construct a machine
'which could generate|the Infinite Improbability field
'needed to flip a spaceship|between the furthest stars...
'and, in the end,
'they grumpily announced that such|a machine was virtually impossible.
'Then, one evening, a student,|who had been left to sweep up the lab
'after a particularly|unsuccessful party,
'found himself reasoning this way...
"'If such a machine|is a virtual impossibility,
"'then it must, logically,|be a finite improbability.
"'So all I have to do to make one
"'is work out|exactly how improbable it is...
"'feed that figure into|the finite improbability generator...
"'give it a fresh cup|of really hot tea and turn it on."
'The moment he did this,|he was rather startled to discover
'that he had managed|to create the long sought-after
'Infinite Improbability Generator|out of thin air.
'It startled him even more
'when, just after he was awarded|the Galactic Institute's prize
'for extreme cleverness,
'he got lynched by a rampaging mob|of respectable physicists
'who had finally realised
'the one thing they really|couldn't stand was a smartass!'
{y:i}5 to 1 against and falling.
{y:i}4 to 1 against and falling.
3 to 1...
2... 1...
Probability factor of 1 to 1.
We have normality.|I repeat-we have normality.
Anything you still can't cope with is,|therefore, your own problem.
- Who are they, Trillian?|- A couple of guys we picked up.
Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha.
That's very sweet, Trillian,
but do you really think it's wise?
We're on the run and everything,
we've got the police|of half the Galaxy after us,
and we pick up hitchhikers.
10 out of 10 for style, but minus|several million for thinking.
They were floating in open space.|You didn't want them to die, did you?
Not as such...
A second later, they'd have died.
So if you'd thought about it a moment|longer, it would've gone away, right?
Anyway, I didn't pick them up.|The ship did-all by itself.
- Hey, what?|- Hey, what?
- The ship picked them up by itself.|- So what?
The ship...|Oh, forget it and go back to sleep!
We picked them up while we were|in Infinite Improbability Drive.
- But that's incredible!|- No, just very, very improbable.
Don't worry about the aliens.|Just a couple of guys, I expect.
I'll send the robot down|to check them out. Marvin?
I think you ought to know|I'm feeling very depressed.
Oh, God!
Here's something|to take your mind off things.
It won't work.|I have an exceptionally large mind.
All right. What do you want me to do?
Go down to number 3 entry bay|and bring the two aliens up here.
Just that?
- Yes.|- I won't enjoy it.
Just do it!
All right! I'll do it.
Good. Great. Thank you.
I'm not getting you down at all,|am I?
No, no, Marvin,|that's just fine, really.
I wouldn't like to think|I was getting you down.
No, don't worry about that.
You just act naturally|and everything will be fine.
- You're sure you don't mind?|- No, no. It's just part of life.
Life! Don't talk to me about life!
I don't think I can stand that robot|much longer, Zaphod.
'The Encyclopaedia Galactica|defines a robot
'as a mechanical apparatus|designed to do the work of a man.
'The Marketing Division of|the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation
'defines a robot as:
'The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
'defines the Marketing Division of|the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation:
'Curiously enough, an edition|of the Encyclopaedia Galactica
'that fell through a time warp|from 1,000 years in the future
'defines the Marketing Division|of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation
'as "A bunch of mindless jerks
"'who were the first against the wall|when the revolution came."'
I think|this ship is brand-new, Arthur.
Have you got some exotic device|for measuring the age of metal?
No. I just found this sales brochure.
"The Universe can be yours for a mere|five quilliard Altairian dollars."
A quilliard is a whole page of|noughts with a one at the beginning.
Ah, this is what I was after!
"Sensational new breakthrough|in improbability physics.
"As the ship's drive|reaches Infinite Improbability,
"it passes through every point|in the Universe.
"Be the envy|of other major governments." Wow!
It's a whole lot better|than that dingy Vogon crate!
This is my idea of a spaceship,
all gleaming metal,|flashing lights, everything...
- What happens if I press this?|- Don't!
What happened?
A sign lit up saying, "Please|do not press this button again."
They make a big thing|of the ship's cybernetics.
"A new generation of Sirius|Cybernetics Corporation computers
"and robots|with the new GPP feature."
GPP? What's that?
- Genuine People Personalities.|- Sounds ghastly.
It is.
It all is. Absolutely ghastly.
Just don't even talk about it.
Look at this door.
"All the doors in this spacecraft|have a cheerful, sunny disposition.
"It is their pleasure to open for you
"and their satisfaction|to close again
"with the knowledge|of a job well done."
{y:i}Glad to be of service.
Hateful, isn't it?
Come on. I've been ordered|to take you up to the bridge.
Here I am,|brain the size of a planet,
and they tell me|to take you up to the bridge.
Call that job satisfaction?|'Cause I don't!
- Which government owns this ship?|- Watch this door.
It's about to open again.
I can tell by the intolerable air|of smugness it suddenly generates.
{y:i}Enjoy your trip through this door!
Come on.
{y:i}Thank you!
Thank you very much,
the Marketing Division of the|Sirius Cybernetics Corporation (!)
Excuse me... Which government...?
"Let's build robots with Genuine|People Personalities," they said,
so they tried it out with me.
I'm a personality prototype...|You can tell, can't you?
- Which govern...?|- I hate that door.
I'm not getting you down, am I?
Which government owns this...?
No government owns it.|It's been stolen.
- Stolen?|{y:i}- Stolen?
- Who by?|- Zaphod Beeblebrox.
- Zaphod Beeblebrox?!|- Sorry, did I say something wrong?
Pardon me for breathing,
which I never do anyway, so I don't|know why I bother to say it.
Oh, God, I'm so depressed!
Here's another|of those self-satisfied doors!
Life! Don't talk to me about life!
No one even mentioned it!
{y:i}Glad to be of service.
Really, Zaphod Beeblebrox...!
{y:i}... Reports brought to you|{y:i}here on the sub-etha waveband,
{y:i}broadcasting around the Galaxy, |{y:i}around the clock.
We'll be saying a big hello to all|intelligent lifeforms everywhere.
And to everyone else, the secret|is bang the rocks together, guys.
The big story tonight|is the sensational theft
of the Improbability prototype ship,|by none other than Zaphod Beeblebrox.
And the question everyone's asking -
has the big Zee finally flipped?
Beeblebrox, inventor of|the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster,
ex-confidence trickster,|part-time Galactic President,
{y:i}described by Eccentrica Gallumbits|{y:i}as "The best bang since the big one",
and recently voted the worst-dressed|sentient being in the Universe
for the seventh time running...
Has he got an answer? We asked his|brain care specialist Gag Halfrunt.
Well, Zaphod's just zis guy,|you know...
{y:i}Beeblebrox stole|{y:i}the Improbability Drive Ship
{y:i}when he was meant|{y:i}to be launching it...
- Hey, kid, what'd you do that for?|- I just thought of something.
Worth interrupting|a bulletin about me for?
Can we leave your ego out of this?|This is important.
If there's anything more important|than my ego around, I want it shot!
- We picked up the couple of guys...|- What couple of guys?
- The couple of guys we picked up!|- Oh, yeah. Those couple of guys.
We picked them up|in Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha.
- Yeah!|- Does that mean anything to you?
- Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha!|- Well?
What does the Z mean?
- Which one?|- Any one.
Would you mind|looking at the Galactic charts?
Hey, that's wild!
We should have zapped right into the|Horsehead Nebula. That is nowhere!
Improbability Drive.
We pass through every point|in the Universe!
Yeah, but actually|picking those dudes up there
is just too wild a coincidence.|I want to work this out. Computer!
{y:i}Hi, there. Whatever your problem, |{y:i}I am here to help you solve it.
- Shut up and work something out.|{y:i}- A probability forecast based on...
Improbability data!
{y:i}OK. Did you know most people's lives|{y:i}are governed by telephone numbers?
Telephone numbers?
I've got this terrible pain|in all the diodes down my left side.
Oh, yes. I mean,|I've asked for them to be replaced,
but no one ever listens.
I can imagine.
Well, well, well, Zaphod Beeblebrox!
I don't believe it!|This is just too amazing!
Trillian! Trillian?
Oh, this is going to be great!
I'm going to be so amazingly cool|it would fluster a Vegan snow lizard!
What real cool! Several million|points out of ten for style!
Right, which is the most|nonchalant chair to be discovered in?
{y:i}Glad to be of service.
I suppose|you'll want to see the aliens now.
Do you want me to rust in a corner|or fall apart where I'm standing?
Show them in.
{y:i}Thank you.
Ford, hi. How are you?|Glad you could drop in.
Oh, hi, Zaphod, great to see you.|You're looking well.
The extra arm suits you. Hey, this is|a great ship you've stolen!
Ford, you mean|you know this person... s?
Know him? He's my...|Oh, hey, Zaphod...
This is my friend - Arthur Dent.|I saved him when his planet blew up.
Hi, Arthur. Glad you could make it.
- This is...|- We've met!
Oh, er, have we?
What do you mean-met?
This is Zaphod Beeblebrox|from Betelgeuse 5, you know,
not bloody Martin Smith from Croydon.
I don't care.|We've met, haven't we, Zaphod?
- Or should I say... Phil?|- What?
- At a party six months ago.|- Hey, I really doubt that...
On Earth, England,
London, Islington.
- Oh, hey, yeah! That party?|- What?
You mean you've been to that|miserable little planet as well?
I may have dropped in|on my way somewhere.
At this party was a girl I was after.
Beautiful, charming,|devastatingly intelligent...
everything|I'd been saving myself up for.
Along comes your friend and says,|"Hey, doll! Is this guy boring you?"
"Why don't you talk to me?|I'm from a different planet."
- Zaphod?|- He only had two arms and one head,
and called himself Phil, but...
But you must admit,|he was from another planet!
Good heavens! Tricia McMillan!
- Trillian to you.|{y:i}- Infinity minus 1.
{y:i}- For my next trick...|- Shut up!
What are you doing here?
Same as you. I hitched a lift.
With a degree in maths|and another in astrophysics,
it was either that|or back to the dole on Monday.
Oh, God! Ford, this is Trillian.
Hi! Trillian, my semi-cousin, Ford,
who shares three|of the same mothers as me.
Is this sort of thing going to|happen every time we use the Drive?
Very probably, I'm afraid.
Zaphod Beeblebrox,|this is a very large drink. Hi.
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Hedwig and the Angry Inch
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Hellcats of the Navy - Nathan Juran 1957
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Hercules in the Haunted World
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Hidden Fortress - Criterion Collection
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Higanbana - Equinox Flower - Yasujiro Ozu 1958
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Hiroshima Mon Amour - Criterion Collection
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Hitlerjunge Salomon - Europa Europa
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Homme-orchestre L (Serge Korber 1970)
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Horseman on the Roof The
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Hostile Waters 1997
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How Green Was My Valley
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How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days
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How to Keep My Love 2004
How to Murder Your Wife 1965
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Hurricane 1937
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Hyojadongibalsa 2004
Hypnosis (Saimin 1999)
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