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Pharaoh, he was a powerful man With the ancient world In the palm of his hand To all intents and purposes he Was Egypt with a capital E Whatever he did He was showered with praise If he cracked a joke Then you chortled for days No one had rights or a Vote but the king In fact you might say He was fairly right-wing When Pharaoh's around Then you get down on the ground If you ever find yourself near Ramses Get down on your knees Faraónův příběh... Down at the other End of the scale Joseph is still Doing time in jail For even though he is in with the guards A lifetime in prison seems quite on the cards But if my analysis of The position is right At the end of the tunnel There's a glimmer of light For all of a sudden Indescribable things Have shattered the sleep of both peasants and kings Strange as it seems, there's been a run of crazy dreams And a man who can interpret could go far could become a star Could be famous, could be a big success Could be famous, could be a big success Strange as it seems, there's been a run of crazy dreams And a man who can interpret could go far could become a star Could be famous, could be a big success Could be famous, could be a big success there's been a run of crazy dreams And a man who can interpret could go far could become a star Could be famous, could be a star Guess what? In his bed Pharaoh had an uneasy night He had had a dream that pinned him to his sheets with fright No one knew the meaning of the dream What to do? Whatever could it mean? Then this lively lad said I know a bloke in jail Who is hot on dreams could explain old Pharaoh's tale Pharaoh said won't you fetch this Joseph man? I need him to help me if he can Poor poor Pharaoh, what'cha gonna do? Dreams are haunting you, hey, what'cha gonna do? Chained and bound, afraid, alone Joseph stood before the throne My service to Pharaoh has begun Tell me your problems, mighty one Well I was wandering along by the banks of the river when seven fat cows came out of the Nile Uh huh huh Bop She Wady wa Bop Bop She wady wa And right behind them fine healthy animals came seven other cows, skinny and vile Uh huh huh Bop She Wady wa Bop Bop She wady wa Well the thin cows ate the fat cows which I thought would do them good Uh huh huh Bop She Wady wa Bop Bop She wady wa But it didn't make them fatter like I thought a monster supper should Uh huh huh Because the thin ones were thin as they had ever ever been MMmm Hmm Hmm Well this dream has got me baffled hey Joseph, tell me what it means C'mon you know that kings ain't stupid But, I don't have a clue So don't be cruel Joseph help me now I beg of you I was standing doing nothing in a field out of town I saw seven beautiful ears of corn Uh huh huh They were ripe they were golden but you guessed it right behind them were seven other ears tattered and torn Uh huh huh Then the bad corn ate the good corn man they came up right behind yes they did Woah, but Joseph here's the punchline I think it's gonna blow your mind flip your lid Because the bad ones were as bad as it had ever ever ever been Yes they were Well Well, this dream has got me all shook up treat me nice and tell me what it means was standing doing nothing in a field out of town I was standing doing nothing in a field out of town I saw seven beautiful ears of corn Uh huh huh They were ripe they were golden but you guessed it right behind them were seven other ears tattered and torn Uh huh huh And then the bad corn ate the good corn man they came up right behind yes they did Woah, but Joseph here's the punchline I think it's gonna blow your mind this is gonna flip your lid because the bad ones were as bad as it had ever, ever ever been Well, this dream has got me all shook up treat me nice and tell me what it means Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey Joseph won't you tell me what this crazy crazy, crazy crazy thing mean Seven years of bumper crops are on their way Years of plenty, endless wheat and tons of hay Your farms will boom, there won't be room To store the surplus food you grow After that, the future doesn't look so bright Egypt's luck will change completely overnight And famine's hand will stalk the land With food an all-time low Noble king, there is no doubt What your dream is all about All these things you saw in your pajamas Are a long-range forecast for your farmers And I'm sure it's crossed your mind What it is you have to find Find a man to lead you through the famine With a flair for economic planning But who this man would be I just don't know who this man could be I just don't know who this man could be I just don't know You! Pharaoh said Well stone the crows, this Joseph is a clever kid Who'd have thought that fourteen cows could mean the things he said they did? Joseph, you must help me further I have found a job for you You shall lead us through this crisis You shallbe my number two Pharaoh told his guards to fetch a chisel from the local store Whereupon he ordered them to cut the chains that Joseph wore Joseph got a royal pardon and a host of splendid things A chariot of gold, a cloak a medal and some signet rings Joseph! Pharaoh's number two Joseph! Egypt looks to you Joseph! Pharaoh's number two Joseph Joseph! Egypt looks to you Joseph! Seven summers on the trot were perfect just as Joseph said Joseph saw that food was gathered ready for the years ahead Seven years of famine followed Egypt did not mind a bit The first recorded rationing in history was a hit Joseph how can we ever say All that we want to about you? We're so glad that you came our way We would have perished without you Hey! Joseph we are the perfect team Old buddies that's you and me I was wise to have chosen you Joseph how can we ever say All that we want to about you? We're so glad that you came our way. We would have perished without you Hey! We were in a jam Would have baffled Abraham But now we're a partnership it's just a piece of cake Greatest man since Noah Only goes to shoah Anyone from anywhere can make it if they get a lucky break! This could be the happy ending perfect place to stop the show Joseph after all has got about as far as he can go But I'm sure that Jacob and his other sons have crossed your mind How had famine hit the family Joseph left behind? Do you remember the good years in Canaan? The summers were endlessly gold The fields were a patchwork of clover The winters were never too cold We'd stroll down the boulevard together And everything round us was fine Now the fields are dead and bare No joie de vivre anywhere Et maintenant we drink a bitter wine Those Canaan days we used to know Where have they gone? Where did they go? Eh bien, raise your berets To those Canaan days Do you remember those wonderful parties? The splendour of Canaan's cuisine Those extravagant elegant soirees The gayest the Bible has seen It's funny but since we lost Joseph We've gone to the other extreme No one comes to dinner now We'd only eat them anyhow I even find I'm missing Joseph's dreams Those Canaan days we used to know Where have they gone? Where did they go? Eh bien, raise your berets To those Canaan days Those Canaan days we used to know Where have they gone? Where did they go? Eh bien, raise your berets To those Canaan days It's funny, but since we lost Joseph We've gone to the other extreme Perhaps we all misjudged the lad Perhaps he wasn't quite that bad And how we miss his entertaining dreams Those Canaan days we used to know Where have they gone? Where did... ... did they go? Eh bien, raise your berets To those Canaan days Eh bien, raise your berets To those Canaan days So back in Canaan the future looked rough Jacob's family were finding it tough For the famine has caught us unprepared We are thin, we are ill, we are getting scared It's enough to make anyone weep We are down to our very last sheep We will starve if we hang around here And in Egypt there's food going spare They've got corn, they've got meat they've got fruit and drinks And if we have the time we could see the Sphinx So they finally decided to go Off to Egypt to see brother Jo So they all lay before Joseph's feet Mighty prince, give us something to eat! Joseph found it a strain not to laugh because Not brother among them knew who he was I shall now take them all for a ride After all they have tried fratricide I dreamed that in the fields one day at corn give me a sign Your eleven sheaves of corn all turned and bowed to mine I dreamed I saw eleven stars the sun and moon and sky Bowing down before my star and now I realize why How do I know where you come from? You could be spies telling me that you are hungry That could be lies How do I know who you are? Why do you think I should help you? Would you help me? Why on earth should I believe you? I've no guarantee Grovel, grovel, cringe, bow, stoop, fall Worship, worship, beg, kneel, sponge, crawl Grovel, grovel, cringe, bow, stoop, fall Worship, worship, beg, kneel, sponge, crawl We are just eleven brothers good men and true Though we know we count for nothing when up next to you Honesty's our middle name Life is slowly ebbing from us hope's almost gone It's getting very hard to see us from sideways on. Grovel, grovel, cringe, bow, stoop, fall Worship, worship, beg, kneel, sponge, crawl I rather like the way you're talking astute and sincere Suddenly your tragic story gets me right here This is what we hoped you'd say! All this tugging at my heartstrings seems quite justified I shall give you what you came for a lot more beside Joseph handed them sackloads of food And they grovelled with base gratitude Then, unseen, Joseph nipped out around the back And planted a cup in young Benjamin's sack When the brothers were ready to go Joseph turned to them all with a terrible stare and said No! Stop! You robbers your little number's up! One of you has stolen my precious golden cup! Joseph started searching through his brothers' sacks Everyone was nervous, no one could relax Is it Reuben? No! Is it Simeon? No! Is it Napthali? No! Is it Dan? No! Is it Asher? No! Is it Isaachar? No! Is it Levi? No! Who's the man? Is it Zebulun? No! Is it Gad? No! Is it Judah? No! Is it him? could it be could it possibly be Benjamin? Yes! Yes! Yes! Benjamin, you nasty youth your crime has shocked me to the core! Never in my whole career have I encountered this before! Guards, seize him! Lock him in a cell! Throw the key into the Nile as well! Each of the brothers fell to his knees Oh, Show him some mercy oh mighty one please! He would not do this he must have been framed! Jail us and beat us we should be blamed Oh no, not he How you can accuse him is a mystery Save him, take me Benjamin is straighter dan de tall palm tree I hear de steel drums sing dere song Dey singing man you know you got it wrong I hear de voice of de yellow bird Singing in de tree dis is quite absurd Oh yes, it's true Benjamin is straighter dan de big bamboo No ifs, no buts Benjamin is honest as coconuts Sure as de tide wash de golden sand Benjamin is an innocent man Sure as bananas need de sun We are de criminal guilty ones Oh no, not he How you can accuse him is a mystery Save him, take me Benjamin is straighter dan de tall palm tree Oh no, not he How you can accuse him is a mystery Save him, take me Benjamin is straighter dan de tall palm tree Sure as de tide wash de golden sand Benjamin is an innocent man Sure as bananas need de sun We are de criminal guilty ones Oh no, not he How you can accuse him is a mystery Save him, take me Benjamin is straighter dan de tall palm tree Oh no, not he How you can accuse him is a mystery Save him, take me Benjamin is straighter dan de tall palm tree Each of the brothers fell to his knees Show him some mercy oh mighty one please! He would not do this he must have been framed! Jail us and beat us we should be blamed And Joseph knew by this his brothers now were honest men The time had come at last to reunite them all again Can't you recognize my face? Is it hard to see? That Joseph, who you thought was dead your brother, is me Joseph! Joseph! Is it really true? Joseph! Joseph! Is it really you? Joseph! Joseph! So Jacob came to Egypt no longer feeling old And Joseph went to meet him in his chariot of gold I closed my eyes drew back the curtain to see for certain what I thought I knew Far far away someone was weeping But the world was sleeping Any dream will do I wore my coat with golden lining Bright colors shining wonderful and new And in the east the dawn was breaking And the world was waking Any dream will do A crash of drums, a flash of lights My golden coat flew out of sight The colors faded into darkness I was left alone May I return to the beginning The light is dimming and the dream is too The world and I we are still waiting Still hesitating Any dream will do Still hesitating Any dream will do May I return to the beginning The light is dimming and the dream is too The world and I we are still waiting Still hesitating Any dream will do Give me my colored coat my amazing colored coat! Give me my colored coat my amazing colored coat! |
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