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Your attention, please.
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Flight 2 1 7 from Venice, Italy,,[br]now arriving at Gate 34..
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Please claim all baggage[br]at carousel number two...
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in baggage claim.
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Your attention, please.
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Flight 2 1 7 from Venice, Italy,,[br]now arriving at Gate 34..
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Please claim all baggage[br]at carousel number two...
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in baggage claim.
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Aaah. Hot!
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I īll be by tomorrow[br]for my stuff!.
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Oh, uh, call first.
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īCause I might be having sex[br]with a complete stranger!
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Forty-five minutes for a cab.[br]This is ridiculous.
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Cheese and rice!
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah![br]Boy, you got it in there...
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didnīt you, honey?
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Thank you so much.
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I need a ride.
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Get out of my way.
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Ooh!
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Get in!
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Just try and keep it[br]on the road for a change.
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Canīt you get it[br]any closer?
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I donīt want to[br]scratch the paint.
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What do you do here,[br]Tom Leezak?
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Just open the gate, Yuan.
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You and Tom not together anymore.
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Just open the gate, Yuan!
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Okay.
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That one[br]looks heavy.
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Get that junkwagon[br]out ofhere.
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Right away, Princess!
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Not one word.
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Are Mom and Dad home?
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No. Theyīre at[br]the emphysema ball.
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Donīt worry, Peewee...
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weīll get this Tom mess[br]cleaned up.
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Sarah.
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Kyle.
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Kyle.
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Wake up.
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Okay, Iīm home.[br]So, you can leave whenever you want.
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Hi, this is Tom and Sarah...
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and we canīt come[br]to the phone right now...
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because weīre honeymooning[br]in Europe! Yea!
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Send a large wedding gift...
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or we wonīt call you back--[br]Iīm serious.
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Tom, Kyle.[br]I got your message.
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Iīm sorry the honeymoon sucked.[br]Anyway, donīt wig.
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Iīll set up[br]lodging in your place.
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And when you get back,[br]weīll do some Budweiser therapy.
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Hi, Sarah. Itīs Peter.
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I thought I might catch you in.
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And Tom, if youīre listening, buddy...
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I feel your pain.
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So where you been, man?[br]Youīre on in five.
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I walked over.[br]I had to clear my head.
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So? What happened?
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I had the perfect[br]relationship...
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that was ruined by marriage.
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I mean, you saw it, right?
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We were perfect from[br]the minute we met.
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Right?
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Yeah. In fact,[br]it was nauseating.
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Thank you, Fred.
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Blue 28! Blue 28!
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Watch the one![br]Watch the one!
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Set! Hut!
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Iīm open![br]Iīm open!
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Football!
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Sorry!
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Are you okay?
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Yeah.
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You had nothing on it.
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Cheers...
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Sarah McNerney.
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Cheers, Tom Leezak.
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So what do you do when[br]youīre not Joe Montana?
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I work at KNR radio.
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Your traffic information station.
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So I have myself a real[br]live radio host, huh?
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No. Someday Iīll be that guy.[br]Sports, hopefully.
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Right now, I just do[br]spot traffic reports.
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On the graveyard shift.
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Every other week.
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When the full-time guyīs sick.
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Youīre that Tom?
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Yeah. You actually[br]heard me on the air?
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Yeah. I called in about[br]a week ago, like 3:00 a.m.
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You said the Pasadena[br]freewaywas all clear...
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so I took it and got stuck[br]behind a jackknifed big rig...
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for, like, three hours.
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Sarah from Beverly Hills.
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Who called me a...[br]fathead.
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You got pretty heated.
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Very heated.
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So, 3:00 a.m.?
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Thatīs a little bit past[br]your bedtime, now isnīt it?
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How do you know[br]my bedtime?
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I was wrapping out[br]an auction.
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Iīm a gofer[br]at Sothebyīs.
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Beverly Hills,[br]Sothebyīs.
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Let me guess.[br]Marketing major, Stanford.
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Smarty-pants[br]in the front row.
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Art History major,[br]Wellesley, back row.
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Oh, back row.[br]Sweet! Me too.
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Communications, Burbank[br]Community College.
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You wanna hear[br]the fight song?
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N-No, Thank you.
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Are you sure?[br]Iīm really good at it.
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No, really.[br]Thanks.
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Thatīs a good choice.
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McNerney--
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Youīre not[br]by any chance...
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daughter of Dan McNerney...
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part owner of the Lakers[br]and Dodgers McNerney?
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Iīll take that as a yes.
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You ready to get your ass[br]kicked at eight-ball, Leezak?
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Ha ha ha ha.[br]You are dreaming, Wellesley.
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I went to day care[br]in a pool hall.
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Oh. pretty,confident there,[br]huh, fiathead?
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Bags, shush.[br]Bags, shh!
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Wow.
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Yeah.
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And that was it.
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A month later,[br]we moved in together.
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And why the hell[br]did we get married...
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when we had loving each[br]other so completely nailed?
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I donīt know.[br]Ten seconds.
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Well, why does anyone[br]get married?
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Does it make sense[br]to be with one person...
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for your entire life?
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People change.
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They grow.
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Youīre on, Tom.
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Maybe weīd still[br]be together...
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if Iīd gotten[br]the proposal right...
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but nope--
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The proposal is critical,[br]and I blew it.
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Tom!
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This is Tom Leezak...
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with KNR traffic[br]at 2:06 a.m.
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At this hour, there are[br]approximately seven vehicles...
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on all southland freeways.
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So if you feel like[br]skateboarding down the 405...
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sheīs wide open.
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Stay tuned for another[br]traffic update in 1 0 minutes...
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on KNR, your traffic[br]information station.
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And weīre out.
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Look here, Tom.[br]You gotta focus. All right, man?
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Forget about proposals.[br]Forget about marriage.
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All right?
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Bags.
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Do you have to grunt[br]all the time?
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Youīre just like...[br]a little pig with hair.
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Would you-- Oh, look at me.
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Iīm just the cutest doggy[br]in the wo-world.
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Iīm the cutest doggy[br]in the world.
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Throw the ball for me.[br]Iīll pull on your leg all day.
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Bags! Seriously, I will--
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Bags, Iīm reading.
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Go... fetch.
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It wasnīt like Bags to chase pigeons.
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This pigeon was cruel.[br]It was--
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Bags, he just--
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Whoo, he just went for him.
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He was taunting.
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And... squawking.
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Squawking?
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Oh... squawking.
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At first, it was--[br]It was more of a-a, more of a purring.
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Coo. You know how they coo.
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Yeah.
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You know, I mean,[br]Bags was--
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You know, got his attention.
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He has a low[br]tolerance...
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for those kinds[br]of annoyances.
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But then it turned into[br]this, like, shrill...
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c-caw...
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Youīre lying.
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What?
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Your nostrils always[br]flare when you lie.
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Flare.
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Flare!
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Theyīre not flaring.
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Iīm not lying.
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Honey, Iīm sorry.
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Iīm sorry.[br]Iīm just really overwhelmed.
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You promise weīll never lie[br]to each other?
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Itīs a promise.
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I love you so much.
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Listen... Sarah--
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I want to marry you,[br]Tom Leezak.
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I want to marry you too.
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Why you bring Dodge to front?
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Park at[br]service entrance.
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Open the gate, Yuan.
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Okay.
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Here we go!
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Well, well, well.
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What a surprise!
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Mom.
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Oh, welcome[br]to the family, Tom.
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Thank you,[br]Mrs. McNerney.
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Oh, you can call me[br]Pussy now.
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Thank you.
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Pussy.
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Well, wonderful.[br]Wonderful!
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Yuan, champagne[br]for everybody!
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Knock it off, Dickie!
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Peewee, my youngest daughter.
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You little rebel.
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And you,[br]Tom Leezak...
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youīre... well--
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Wonderful surprise.
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Thank you,[br]Mr. McNerney.
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I--
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I just hope[br]that I can be...
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all that I can be...
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in this...
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family.
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Well...[br]I love Sarah.
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Thatīs all[br]I need to know.
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Well, you really[br]missed the boat...
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didnītyou,[br]Prentiss?
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Yes, I did, Dan.
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You betyour ass[br]you did.
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I shouldīve been[br]courting Sarah...
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instead of putting in[br]1 9-hour days at the office.
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Anyway,...
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congratulations,[br]to both ofyou.
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Seriously, from...[br]from my heart.
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Thank you, Peter.
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Youīre a lucky man.
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Hey, I know that.
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Grab a flute[br]ofibubbly,and rise.
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Everybody,ready,?
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Why is Peter Prentiss here?
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Dadīs doing a business[br]deal with him.
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All right.
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Health, wealth, happiness!
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Health, wealth, happiness!
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All right. Peewee, 10-yard out.
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Leezak, gimme[br]a five-yard slant.
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You got this, man.
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Donīt worry[br]about it.
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Calm down.
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What do you mean,[br]calm down?
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Hey, why do bad things[br]happen to good people?
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Thatīs what[br]I want to know.
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Whereīs that[br]in your book?
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Sheīs very determined,[br]you know.
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Are you kidding?[br]Look, heīs a Polack.
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No, heīs a--[br]Heīs a Polack.
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I know that.[br]I warned you.
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Letīs see what[br]Leezakīs packing.
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Ready? All right.
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- And break![br]- Break!
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On one. Ready?
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Break!
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You girls ready,forthis?
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Down!
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Set!
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That was a hard one.[br]That was a tough one.
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- Yeah![br]- Thatīs what Iīm talkinī about.
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What are you doing,[br]Willie?
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Hey, I slipped.
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I still got my flag.
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Iīm good. Iīm good.
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Oh, my Peewee.[br]Always moving so fast.
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You move in together[br]after a month...
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Live together for nine months,[br]and now youīre engaged.
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Oh, I know you love him,[br]but you know...
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sometimes it takes[br]more than love...
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to sustain a marriage.
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You need to be old enough[br]to know whoyou are...
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and whatyou want[br]and who he is.
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Oh, Mom, Mom,[br]heīs wild and spontaneous...
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and hysterical[br]and offbeat...
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and on top of all that...
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heīs centered,[br]and heīs down to earth.
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Heīs everything I want...
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and we have this passion[br]for each other...
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thatīs just... oh!
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Iīm jealous.
00:18:16.24,00:18:17.70
All right.
00:18:17.83,00:18:21.66
First thing tomorrow...
00:18:21.75,00:18:23.21
weīre gonna plan[br]this wedding!
00:18:49.16,00:18:50.37
Hey, you.
00:19:05.13,00:19:06.72
So I guess everyone[br]thinks that weīre crazy...
00:19:06.89,00:19:08.76
for doing this.
00:19:08.93,00:19:11.93
Now, when did we start caring[br]about what other people think?
00:19:14.06,00:19:15.90
Well, areyou sure that...
00:19:16.07,00:19:20.99
you donīt want to marry[br]a guy like Peter?
00:19:21.11,00:19:25.12
If I wanted to know[br]exactly what my life would be...
00:19:25.28,00:19:26.66
from here on out...
00:19:26.79,00:19:30.46
I would marry[br]a guy like Peter.
00:19:30.58,00:19:33.29
But I love not knowing.
00:19:33.46,00:19:36.76
I love our messy loft.
00:19:36.92,00:19:39.30
Your beater car.
00:19:39.43,00:19:42.01
Ha ha.
00:19:42.18,00:19:45.14
I want to start a life[br]with you.
00:19:45.27,00:19:47.65
- Sarah?[br]- Go.
00:19:52.69,00:19:54.49
Hi, Daddy.
00:19:58.37,00:20:00.41
Peewee...
00:20:00.58,00:20:03.83
marriage is like[br]a business investment.
00:20:04.00,00:20:07.00
Its-- Its long-term viability...
00:20:07.17,00:20:09.38
is best established[br]unemotionally.
00:20:09.55,00:20:13.39
Bottom line, Daddy?[br]We love each other.
00:20:13.51,00:20:16.56
That is all that matters, tsk.
00:20:28.66,00:20:29.74
Leezak.
00:20:29.91,00:20:31.91
Good night, sir.
00:20:35.96,00:20:38.00
Congratulations, Mr. Leezak.
00:20:38.17,00:20:41.13
Big Daddy, Leezakīs[br]in the house!
00:20:43.01,00:20:46.72
Oh, I hope she doesnīt[br]spook on you, man.
00:20:46.85,00:20:48.51
What do you mean?
00:20:48.64,00:20:51.10
I love Sarah.[br]Donīt get me wrong, but...
00:20:51.27,00:20:53.44
rich chicks spook.
00:20:53.56,00:20:55.27
A powerful daddy[br]plus family money...
00:20:55.44,00:20:57.69
equals expectations.
00:20:57.86,00:21:02.03
Expectations are like[br]a fungal rot on a marriage.
00:21:02.20,00:21:05.41
My marriage is not[br]gonna have a fungal rot.
00:21:05.58,00:21:07.04
Weīre gonna be[br]happily married every day...
00:21:07.16,00:21:08.58
for the rest of our lives.
00:21:10.46,00:21:14.50
Unless she finds out that[br]you slaughtered her dog.
00:21:14.63,00:21:16.92
Oh, donīt worry.[br]Iīll take that to my grave.
00:21:22.51,00:21:24.73
Okay.
00:21:24.85,00:21:26.69
Ifyou change your mind[br]at the altar...
00:21:26.81,00:21:27.77
just pass out.
00:21:27.90,00:21:30.19
Iīm not going to[br]change my mind.
00:21:30.36,00:21:31.86
Okay. Iīm just saying[br]if you do...
00:21:32.03,00:21:33.65
just hit the floor.
00:21:33.78,00:21:37.28
Thank you, but itīs[br]not gonna happen.
00:21:37.41,00:21:38.70
So, youīre sure[br]youīre ready...
00:21:38.83,00:21:40.12
to give up[br]your grazing rights?
00:21:40.25,00:21:41.71
Iīm not a grazer, Kyle.
00:21:41.87,00:21:43.79
Well, what if you became one[br]later in life?
00:21:43.92,00:21:46.29
I mean,[br]over the next 10 years...
00:21:46.42,00:21:49.84
youīre giving up[br]five hayrides peryear.
00:21:49.97,00:21:52.30
So I can either be[br]happily married to Sarah...
00:21:52.47,00:21:54.22
or have[br]50 one-night stands.
00:21:54.35,00:21:55.56
Minimum.
00:21:55.72,00:21:57.60
Thatīs not even a choice.
00:21:59.31,00:22:00.15
Okay, okay.
00:22:00.31,00:22:02.31
Letīs move on.
00:22:02.48,00:22:05.07
Are there any chicks[br]you didnīt have...
00:22:05.23,00:22:06.19
thatyou wish you had?
00:22:06.36,00:22:08.86
You are, like,[br]the worst best man ever.
00:22:08.99,00:22:11.70
Hey,, Peter! Overhere, Prentiss.
00:22:12.79,00:22:15.25
I canīt believe[br]she invited Prentiss.
00:22:15.41,00:22:17.88
- Glad you made it, buddy.[br]- Hey, man. Whatīs going on?
00:22:18.04,00:22:22.01
Did she ever hook up[br]with that yahoo?
00:22:22.17,00:22:25.13
They went backpacking[br]in Europe once.
00:22:25.30,00:22:26.18
It was[br]after high school.
00:22:26.30,00:22:27.43
I donīt think[br]anything happened.
00:22:31.43,00:22:32.89
Youīre getting married...
00:22:33.02,00:22:35.02
and she didnīt[br]share the roster?
00:22:37.19,00:22:39.11
She shared the roster.
00:22:41.86,00:22:44.87
Merrick and Bruce.
00:22:50.00,00:22:50.88
What about Prentiss?
00:22:56.09,00:22:58.72
And you never asked again?
00:22:58.89,00:23:01.35
I won. Itīs irrelevant.
00:23:05.14,00:23:07.15
Okay.
00:23:07.31,00:23:09.44
As long as youīre okay[br]with a bogus roster.
00:23:09.57,00:23:10.98
Itīs not a bogus roster.
00:23:11.15,00:23:12.19
Is he on,[br]or is he off?
00:23:12.36,00:23:14.91
Heīs--
00:23:15.03,00:23:16.12
Shut up.
00:23:21.25,00:23:22.75
And you couldīve had Peter.
00:23:22.92,00:23:26.34
I did have Peter.[br]It wasnīt that hot, okay?
00:23:28.01,00:23:30.42
Excuse me?
00:23:30.55,00:23:31.63
I was in Seattle...
00:23:31.76,00:23:33.09
helping on[br]an appraisal...
00:23:33.26,00:23:35.10
ran into Peter--[br]We went out.
00:23:35.26,00:23:36.60
I drank[br]way too much...
00:23:36.77,00:23:39.64
andbefore[br]I knewit we...
00:23:41.61,00:23:42.48
tussled.
00:23:42.61,00:23:45.65
You bad girl.
00:23:45.78,00:23:48.32
I wanted to tell Tom[br]so many times...
00:23:48.49,00:23:50.03
but he gets so jealous,[br]you know?
00:23:50.20,00:23:52.58
Listen, it doesnīt matter[br]that he doesnīt know.
00:23:52.70,00:23:54.20
Itīs not like[br]you guys were married...
00:23:54.37,00:23:55.83
and even if you were--
00:23:56.00,00:23:58.33
No, no, no.[br]It matters to me.
00:23:58.50,00:24:00.42
Itīs like living a lie.
00:24:00.59,00:24:02.30
I cannot live a lie.
00:24:02.42,00:24:05.39
There will always be[br]this big, fat elephant...
00:24:05.51,00:24:06.47
in the room with us.
00:24:06.59,00:24:09.47
Listen, P.eewee.[br]Nevertellhim.
00:24:12.19,00:24:13.65
Itīs time to go, Sarah.
00:24:15.19,00:24:16.27
Come on.
00:24:18.32,00:24:19.15
Got everything?
00:24:19.32,00:24:20.15
Yes.
00:24:20.32,00:24:21.49
How you holding up?
00:24:21.61,00:24:22.70
Pussyīs a mess.
00:24:22.87,00:24:24.58
Iīm just telling you right now.[br]Be prepared.
00:25:00.87,00:25:01.75
Wait.
00:25:01.87,00:25:02.75
Okay.
00:25:09.59,00:25:10.63
- Oh! Ow.[br]- Ooh.
00:25:10.80,00:25:12.68
- Are you okay?[br]- Yes.
00:25:12.80,00:25:15.93
- Are you all right?[br]- Iīm fine.
00:25:16.10,00:25:18.85
This threshold thing[br]isnīt as easy as it looks.
00:25:26.82,00:25:29.11
Daddy got the big suite!
00:25:29.28,00:25:31.28
Yeah, he did.
00:25:38.79,00:25:40.42
Weīre really married.
00:25:40.55,00:25:42.13
Weīre really, really[br]really married.
00:25:42.26,00:25:44.47
Forever and ever.
00:25:46.72,00:25:48.35
Do you feel like... it?
00:25:48.51,00:25:51.10
I donīt know.
00:25:51.23,00:25:52.27
Do you?
00:25:54.48,00:25:55.98
Oh... Iīm kind of tired.
00:25:58.23,00:25:59.82
Me too.
00:25:59.99,00:26:02.74
I am. I mean, yeah.
00:26:02.87,00:26:03.78
Okay.
00:26:13.92,00:26:15.51
Whatīs the matter?
00:26:18.38,00:26:21.47
Itīs our wedding night,[br]and we donīt want to have sex.
00:26:21.60,00:26:24.43
No. Uh...
00:26:24.60,00:26:25.52
itīs okay.
00:26:26.69,00:26:28.27
Weīre tired.
00:26:28.40,00:26:30.65
Itīs fine.
00:26:30.82,00:26:32.65
Itīs just that this[br]is our wedding day...
00:26:32.82,00:26:34.32
and itīs something[br]I fantasized about...
00:26:34.45,00:26:35.86
my whole life.
00:26:39.91,00:26:43.25
And now itīs over.
00:26:45.50,00:26:47.46
Did you have[br]wedding fantasies...
00:26:47.63,00:26:49.17
when you were[br]a little boy?
00:26:55.06,00:26:57.35
Kinda.
00:26:57.52,00:27:00.23
Oh, honey.
00:27:00.40,00:27:01.31
Oh, my God.
00:27:01.44,00:27:02.82
Tomorrow, my parents[br]are gonna know...
00:27:02.98,00:27:04.90
Iīm not a virgin[br]anymore.
00:27:05.07,00:27:06.90
Sarah...
00:27:07.07,00:27:08.57
whoa.
00:27:08.70,00:27:10.62
You havenīt been a virgin[br]since college.
00:27:10.74,00:27:11.83
I know. I know...
00:27:11.99,00:27:13.29
but tomorrow theyīre[br]gonna know for sure...
00:27:13.45,00:27:15.12
that Iīm not a virgin...
00:27:15.25,00:27:17.21
and theyīre gonna know[br]that you deflowered me.
00:27:17.38,00:27:19.84
Oh, God! Oh, no![br]Oh, honey!
00:27:20.00,00:27:21.46
Deflowered?
00:27:21.59,00:27:23.47
Thatīs what my mom[br]always called it.
00:27:23.59,00:27:24.47
My mommy.
00:27:24.59,00:27:26.85
Oh, Sarah.
00:27:27.01,00:27:29.06
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:27:29.22,00:27:31.85
Hey. Hey.
00:27:31.98,00:27:33.35
I love you.
00:27:33.48,00:27:35.65
Okay?
00:27:35.81,00:27:40.82
And we have our entire lives[br]to have sex...
00:27:40.99,00:27:46.08
so itīs okay[br]if we donīt do it tonight.
00:27:46.24,00:27:47.66
Okay?
00:27:50.96,00:27:52.88
Now I kind of[br]feel like it.
00:27:53.00,00:27:54.00
Really?
00:27:54.17,00:27:55.34
Yeah.
00:27:55.51,00:27:58.09
That was[br]a sexy speech.
00:27:59.30,00:28:01.39
I turn it on[br]every once in a while.
00:28:05.18,00:28:07.19
Oh. Bloody nose.[br]Bloody nose.
00:28:07.35,00:28:10.32
Oh, hello, hello,[br]hello, hello.
00:28:14.99,00:28:16.24
Youīre mine[br]for one night...
00:28:16.37,00:28:17.99
and youīre falling[br]apart already.
00:28:19.49,00:28:22.29
Iīm not gonna have to[br]trade you in, am I?
00:28:22.46,00:28:24.46
Okay, okay.
00:28:24.63,00:28:26.21
There you go.[br]Just like that.
00:28:26.38,00:28:27.63
Stop the bleeding.
00:28:30.63,00:28:32.34
I look like a chimp.
00:28:34.68,00:28:35.89
You look gorgeous.
00:28:38.52,00:28:39.73
Letīs go to sleep.
00:28:43.90,00:28:45.23
I love you.
00:28:45.32,00:28:46.53
I love you too, babe.
00:29:39.80,00:29:42.43
Sweetie, our plane[br]leaves in an hour.
00:29:42.60,00:29:44.93
Aaah! Aaah!
00:29:49.27,00:29:51.19
Okay, so that wasnīt[br]the smoothest start...
00:29:51.36,00:29:53.32
to a honeymoon.
00:29:53.49,00:29:57.83
But tomorrow we will be[br]at the foot of The Alps...
00:29:57.95,00:29:59.66
at the Hotel DuReve.
00:29:59.74,00:30:00.62
Yes, we will.
00:30:00.75,00:30:01.87
Itīs gonna be[br]totally perfect.
00:30:02.04,00:30:04.54
Yes. It sounds[br]totally perfect.
00:30:08.09,00:30:10.13
But I canīt wait[br]until then.
00:30:24.73,00:30:26.53
Jimmy crack corn!
00:30:32.41,00:30:34.20
Close it, bitch!
00:30:38.42,00:30:40.34
Thereīs a lock on the door[br]for a reason,junior.
00:30:40.46,00:30:43.17
Iīm claustrophobic, okay,?
00:30:43.30,00:30:44.47
Do we have[br]a problem?
00:30:44.63,00:30:45.47
No.
00:30:45.64,00:30:47.68
No problem.[br]Weīre just waiting.
00:30:47.85,00:30:49.06
Mm-hmm.
00:30:57.78,00:30:59.19
Mexican food.
00:31:01.15,00:31:02.41
Thatīs an oxymoron.
00:31:08.29,00:31:10.62
Sweet Lord.[br]Where does that come from?
00:31:10.79,00:31:12.34
- Letīs just wait.[br]- Oh, my gosh.
00:31:12.46,00:31:14.63
The captain[br]is anticipating turbulence...
00:31:14.80,00:31:16.59
and has turned on[br]the fiasten seat belt sign.
00:31:16.76,00:31:18.72
Kindly, return to your seats.
00:31:18.89,00:31:20.97
Okay.
00:31:21.10,00:31:22.35
Breathe through your mouth.[br]Breathe through your mouth.
00:31:22.51,00:31:23.64
No.
00:31:23.81,00:31:25.39
Breathe through your mouth.[br]Just do it.Just do it.
00:31:29.61,00:31:30.94
Hurry up.
00:31:34.86,00:31:37.24
Okay, okay, okay.[br]Let me just--
00:31:44.58,00:31:47.17
This is gonna work.[br]This is gonna work.
00:31:48.84,00:31:50.59
Wait. Iīm gonna step on--
00:31:50.72,00:31:51.59
Perfect.
00:32:00.94,00:32:01.86
What?
00:32:02.02,00:32:04.03
The crapperīs[br]got my foot.
00:32:04.15,00:32:06.70
Oh. Okay, wait.[br]Let me help. Okay.
00:32:06.86,00:32:09.41
Okay.[br]One, two, three.
00:32:14.08,00:32:15.75
Return to your seats,[br]please.
00:32:15.83,00:32:17.08
Be right out.
00:32:17.25,00:32:18.67
Okay. Okay, ready?
00:32:18.79,00:32:21.55
Okay. One, two, three.
00:32:22.67,00:32:25.13
Return to your seats now,[br]please.
00:32:25.30,00:32:26.64
Beat it, stew!
00:32:29.68,00:32:30.52
Return--
00:32:34.44,00:32:36.90
Playtime is over, children.
00:32:37.07,00:32:38.03
Stop.
00:32:38.19,00:32:39.32
Go toy,ourseats![br]Do you hear me?
00:32:39.49,00:32:40.49
Letīs flush it.
00:32:40.61,00:32:41.61
You flush. Iīll pull.
00:32:45.74,00:32:47.58
I canīt get it out.
00:32:47.75,00:32:50.50
The captain has turned on[br]the fasten seat belt sign!
00:32:50.67,00:32:52.38
Wait, wait, wait.[br]Count of three. Ready?
00:32:52.50,00:32:53.42
One, two, three.
00:33:03.93,00:33:06.64
Well, thereīs something[br]we can tell the grandchildren about.
00:33:06.77,00:33:08.69
Great story[br]for the kids.
00:33:12.90,00:33:14.91
Bonjour.
00:33:15.03,00:33:16.53
How you doinī there,[br]chief?
00:33:16.70,00:33:20.33
Hey, can we get the, uh,[br]le car for lezak?
00:33:20.41,00:33:24.63
Bonjour. Ah, les réservations[br]sont pour Leezak.
00:33:24.79,00:33:25.75
Ah, oui,[br]mademoiselle.
00:33:27.21,00:33:29.05
You never told me[br]you spoke French.
00:33:29.17,00:33:30.80
It was[br]that summer abroad.
00:33:30.93,00:33:32.05
I backpacked to Europe.
00:33:32.14,00:33:35.51
Ah, here we are, uh,[br]for Mr. and Mrs. Leezak.
00:33:35.68,00:33:37.98
Uh, must be[br]some mistake, non?
00:33:38.14,00:33:40.02
No, no mistake.[br]Mister and missus.
00:33:42.15,00:33:43.11
What the hell?
00:33:43.27,00:33:44.90
These sports scores[br]are two days old.
00:33:45.03,00:33:48.07
- So?[br]- So, you know perfectly well...
00:33:48.20,00:33:50.41
if I donīt have an up-to-date[br]sports section to workwith...
00:33:50.57,00:33:52.99
it throws off my whole day,[br]startinī with my morning dump.
00:33:53.16,00:33:56.79
Honey, thereīs gonna be[br]satellite TV in the hotel.
00:33:56.96,00:33:58.42
Oh.
00:33:59.96,00:34:01.51
Voilá.
00:34:01.67,00:34:04.18
Ah. I wonder what kind[br]of wheels we got?
00:34:05.43,00:34:07.80
Iīm telling you. This is not the car.
00:34:07.93,00:34:09.22
Ispecifiically, ordered[br]a compact.
00:34:10.35,00:34:11.68
This is a European compact.
00:34:11.85,00:34:13.73
No, this is a Ringling Bros. compact.
00:34:13.85,00:34:15.86
Iīve owned Tonka trucks[br]bigger than this car.
00:34:15.98,00:34:18.07
I mean, honey, I looked[br]at the brochure...
00:34:18.19,00:34:21.11
and there was[br]a Fiesta on the cover...
00:34:21.28,00:34:22.82
not a Bingo.
00:34:22.99,00:34:26.58
Aw, baby needs[br]a great big car...
00:34:26.70,00:34:28.12
to make him happy.
00:34:28.25,00:34:30.79
Uh, well, we could really[br]use the Dodge about now.
00:34:30.88,00:34:31.83
"Oh, we could really...
00:34:31.96,00:34:33.75
use the Dodge[br]about now.īī
00:34:36.01,00:34:36.84
What was that?
00:34:37.01,00:34:39.64
You just sound[br]so "Uh-merican.īī
00:34:39.80,00:34:42.18
"Oh, we could really use[br]the Dodge about now, mmm.
00:34:42.35,00:34:43.47
"While Iīm makinī[br]a doody...
00:34:43.60,00:34:44.73
"can you hand me[br]my sports section...
00:34:44.89,00:34:45.73
"and a beer with that?
00:34:45.89,00:34:48.06
Thank you very much, maīam.īī
00:34:48.19,00:34:50.57
Are you mocking me?
00:34:50.73,00:34:53.95
No, baby.[br]Just floor it.
00:34:54.07,00:34:56.28
I am flooring it.[br]If I pushed any harder...
00:34:56.45,00:34:58.33
my foot would blow[br]through the floor...
00:34:58.45,00:35:00.79
and weīd be Flintstoning[br]our asses there.
00:35:00.91,00:35:02.16
Ooh! Whoa, whoa![br]Turn here!
00:35:10.93,00:35:11.76
You okay,?
00:35:11.93,00:35:13.43
- Yeah,you?[br]- Yeah.
00:35:16.68,00:35:18.27
If you wouldīve[br]told me about the turn...
00:35:18.39,00:35:20.10
maybe before[br]we passed it...
00:35:20.23,00:35:22.98
I wouldnīt have had to pull[br]such a NASCAR evasive maneuver.
00:35:23.15,00:35:25.90
I was busy looking at the map.[br]Somebody had to navigate.
00:35:32.87,00:35:35.00
Listen to us.
00:35:35.12,00:35:37.12
We sound like[br]an old married couple.
00:35:39.00,00:35:40.25
Never again.
00:35:47.55,00:35:49.52
Just for the record...
00:35:49.68,00:35:52.39
why did I almost get us[br]killed back there?
00:35:52.56,00:35:55.11
Because[br]thatīs our hotel.
00:35:56.69,00:35:58.11
It looks like a castle.
00:35:58.28,00:35:59.74
It is a castle.
00:35:59.90,00:36:02.70
And thatīs precisely[br]why it looks like one.
00:36:03.99,00:36:05.70
Mmm. Letīs go.
00:36:05.83,00:36:07.58
Okay. Hee hee.
00:36:22.93,00:36:24.35
Oh.
00:36:26.60,00:36:29.61
This is the most[br]beautiful thing...
00:36:29.77,00:36:32.19
Iīve ever seen.
00:36:32.32,00:36:34.15
Letīs go.
00:36:49.97,00:36:51.13
Look, baby, look.
00:36:51.30,00:36:53.09
It comes[br]with free nuns.
00:36:53.22,00:36:54.76
- Bonjour.[br]- Bonjour.
00:36:54.93,00:36:55.85
- Bonjour.[br]- Bonjour.
00:36:55.97,00:36:56.85
- Merci.[br]- Merci.
00:36:57.02,00:36:57.98
- Bonjour.[br]- Bonjour.
00:36:58.14,00:36:58.98
- Bonjour.[br]- Bonjour.
00:36:59.14,00:37:01.19
Merci.
00:37:01.36,00:37:05.32
Ah, bonjour. Merci.
00:37:05.49,00:37:08.11
Bonjour. Merci.
00:37:08.28,00:37:11.08
Bonjour. Merci.
00:37:11.24,00:37:13.20
Bonjour. Merci.
00:37:14.71,00:37:15.58
Oui.
00:37:15.71,00:37:16.83
Welcome[br]to Hotel Du Reve.
00:37:17.00,00:37:18.25
I am Henri Margeaux.
00:37:18.42,00:37:21.17
Nous sommes[br]Sarah et T om Leezak.
00:37:21.34,00:37:22.51
- Leezak, non?[br]- Oui.
00:37:22.67,00:37:23.59
The honeymooners?
00:37:23.76,00:37:24.59
Oui.
00:37:24.76,00:37:25.59
Non.
00:37:25.76,00:37:27.01
- Oui.[br]- Oui. Why?
00:37:27.18,00:37:31.02
Itīs so fresh and young[br]to have marriage, no?
00:37:31.18,00:37:33.60
No. Weīre married.
00:37:33.73,00:37:35.15
I almost forget.
00:37:37.02,00:37:37.86
Ooh, presents.
00:37:38.03,00:37:40.28
"Congratulations!
00:37:40.45,00:37:41.32
"Have a wonderful[br]honeymoon.
00:37:41.49,00:37:42.78
"Love...
00:37:42.91,00:37:45.87
Peter."
00:37:46.04,00:37:48.08
Thatīs a platonic love.
00:37:49.54,00:37:51.00
Forget about Peter.
00:37:51.17,00:37:53.21
Here, please enjoy.
00:37:55.38,00:37:57.34
Room, haut, upstairs.
00:38:02.97,00:38:03.81
Bonjour!
00:38:03.97,00:38:05.94
Merci!
00:38:11.11,00:38:13.32
Tell me this isnīt[br]your fantasy.
00:38:15.74,00:38:17.70
Itīs better than my fantasy.
00:38:17.87,00:38:20.25
Good. īCause weīre paying[br]out the ass for it.
00:38:20.37,00:38:22.16
Honey,[br]just for the record...
00:38:22.33,00:38:23.58
when you talk[br]about money...
00:38:23.75,00:38:26.13
especially in reference[br]to it coming out of your heinie...
00:38:26.25,00:38:29.05
it sort of kills[br]the romance of the moment.
00:38:29.17,00:38:30.93
Right. Sorry.
00:38:33.76,00:38:36.52
Now fight your deep urge[br]to be cheap...
00:38:36.64,00:38:38.98
and give the bellboy[br]a large tip.
00:38:40.77,00:38:41.98
Hey.
00:38:42.15,00:38:44.19
Do you guys, uh,[br]provide satellite TV?
00:38:44.32,00:38:45.40
TV in bar.
00:38:47.49,00:38:48.74
So thereīs no TV[br]in this room?
00:38:48.91,00:38:50.53
TV in bar.
00:38:53.29,00:38:55.62
Ask him[br]if they have ESPN.
00:39:07.60,00:39:09.72
He said,[br]"The TVīs in the bar."
00:39:14.73,00:39:16.73
He also said that[br]if he were here with me...
00:39:16.90,00:39:18.94
he wouldnīt be[br]concerned with TV.
00:39:21.36,00:39:22.53
He makes a point.
00:39:22.66,00:39:25.87
Oh, I gotta call Mom and Dad.
00:39:26.04,00:39:27.91
Talk about[br]killinī the romance.
00:39:28.08,00:39:30.58
I told īem Iīd call.[br]Itīll just take a minute.
00:39:32.59,00:39:35.05
Hi, Mom. Itīs Peewee.
00:39:35.21,00:39:36.88
Oh, say hi[br]to Pussyfor me.
00:39:40.80,00:39:42.47
Tom says hello.
00:39:42.64,00:39:46.19
Yeah. Oh, itīs so great.
00:39:46.31,00:39:47.98
Uh-huh.
00:39:48.06,00:39:50.19
"To Tom and Sarah.
00:39:50.32,00:39:53.70
Enhance thy honeymoon.[br]Love, Kyle."
00:39:53.82,00:39:55.66
Iīll call you later,[br]Mom. Bye.
00:39:57.74,00:40:00.75
Cheese and rice.[br]Is that a ThunderstickA-200?
00:40:00.91,00:40:02.67
And since when did you[br]become the expert?
00:40:02.79,00:40:04.79
I told you about that night[br]I had in college.
00:40:04.96,00:40:06.92
You didnīt tell me[br]about the hardware.
00:40:07.09,00:40:08.80
Getting a visual?
00:40:10.68,00:40:13.43
We gotta charge[br]this thing.
00:40:13.60,00:40:15.18
Ha ha.
00:40:19.89,00:40:23.23
Mmm. That plug wonīt fit[br]in a European outlet.
00:40:23.32,00:40:24.32
Iīll make it fit.
00:40:28.82,00:40:30.20
Come on.
00:40:30.37,00:40:31.33
Honey, donīt force it.
00:40:32.79,00:40:33.66
- Honey.
00:40:43.84,00:40:45.59
Are you okay?[br]Are you okay?
00:40:45.72,00:40:47.55
Holy dear Jesus.
00:40:47.68,00:40:49.01
Good thing[br]that didnīt happen...
00:40:49.18,00:40:50.27
when we were[br]using it.
00:40:52.77,00:40:53.98
Oh, God.
00:40:57.02,00:40:59.44
Come on![br]Come on, Thunderstick!
00:40:59.57,00:41:02.36
Oh, no! Okay,[br]just let it go.
00:41:30.65,00:41:33.57
My grandparents[br]installed the wiring...
00:41:33.74,00:41:35.20
in the hotel...
00:41:35.36,00:41:37.95
before World War First.
00:41:40.08,00:41:40.95
It worked fine...
00:41:41.08,00:41:42.37
until you young kids...
00:41:42.54,00:41:44.75
had to bring out[br]your toys...
00:41:44.88,00:41:46.13
and ignore the sign.
00:41:49.42,00:41:51.26
The--
00:41:51.38,00:41:52.39
That is the--
00:41:54.43,00:41:56.39
Thatīs in French,[br]for Christīs sakes.
00:41:56.52,00:41:58.48
Thatīs because[br]weīre in France.
00:41:58.64,00:41:59.60
Is there anything[br]we could do?
00:41:59.77,00:42:00.90
Pay the damages.
00:42:02.06,00:42:03.32
Hold on there,Jacques.
00:42:03.48,00:42:06.32
Je mīappelle[br]Henri Margeaux.
00:42:06.44,00:42:09.24
Whatever. Look,[br]this hotel gets guests...
00:42:09.37,00:42:10.53
from all over the world.
00:42:10.70,00:42:11.91
Itīs your responsibility...
00:42:12.04,00:42:13.24
to put some American[br]on your signs.
00:42:13.41,00:42:15.25
- He means English.[br]- Sarah!
00:42:15.41,00:42:17.54
Iīm trying to negotiate.
00:42:17.67,00:42:20.21
So I must make[br]my hotel of dreams...
00:42:20.38,00:42:22.13
Iike every other[br]Howard Johnsons...
00:42:22.26,00:42:23.22
with a bright orange[br]roof?
00:42:23.38,00:42:24.43
It wouldnīt hurt!
00:42:24.59,00:42:25.97
Cochon américain!
00:42:26.09,00:42:27.85
Cochon what?
00:42:28.01,00:42:29.60
Stupid American pig.
00:42:29.72,00:42:33.52
Oh. Oh. Yeah?
00:42:33.69,00:42:35.36
Well, that--[br]I guess that makes you...
00:42:35.52,00:42:37.94
a stupid French...
00:42:38.11,00:42:39.24
frog!
00:42:39.36,00:42:41.91
Oh,y,eah,[br]I said it. Frog!
00:42:42.03,00:42:44.20
You get out[br]of my Hotel DuReve!
00:42:44.37,00:42:45.99
I wouldnīt stay[br]in this dump...
00:42:46.16,00:42:47.70
if you paid us!
00:42:47.83,00:42:49.75
Letīs go to[br]the HoJos, honey.
00:42:49.87,00:42:51.50
There are[br]no HoJos here, Tom.
00:42:51.67,00:42:53.00
Sarah, please.
00:42:53.17,00:42:55.05
There is a fiarm[br]up the road...
00:42:55.21,00:42:57.59
and they have[br]a nice pigsty for you!
00:42:57.72,00:42:59.01
Yeah? Well, maybe[br]theyīll have...
00:42:59.14,00:43:00.89
a nice little[br]bulldozer...
00:43:01.05,00:43:02.85
and we can finish[br]this place off...
00:43:02.97,00:43:03.85
tough guy!
00:43:03.97,00:43:05.18
Andy,our[br]credit cardbill...
00:43:05.35,00:43:06.52
will be a fat one--
00:43:06.69,00:43:08.02
- Yeah?[br]- Mr. Tough Guy!
00:43:08.15,00:43:09.02
Yeah, well,[br]weīre keepinī
00:43:09.15,00:43:10.65
the champagne[br]and the cheese...
00:43:10.78,00:43:12.19
Jacques-strap!
00:43:14.40,00:43:15.91
Letīs go, honey.
00:43:17.45,00:43:18.53
Whatīs wrong?
00:43:20.83,00:43:22.12
Where are we gonna[br]stay, Tom?
00:43:22.25,00:43:25.54
Donīt worry. This is[br]like a vacation zone.
00:43:25.67,00:43:27.25
Weīll fiinda place.
00:43:27.42,00:43:29.26
Now get your shit,[br]letīs go.
00:43:30.42,00:43:31.97
Whatīs the next place?
00:43:32.14,00:43:35.22
The next hotel with[br]no vacancy would be...
00:43:35.35,00:43:38.06
Schloss Hootenvindergalt.
00:43:38.18,00:43:39.81
How far is it?
00:43:39.98,00:43:41.36
1 20 kilometers.
00:43:41.52,00:43:43.57
In miles, please.
00:43:43.73,00:43:46.53
7 4.4--[br]You multiply by point six.
00:43:46.65,00:43:48.74
Ho ho,[br]Iīm learning so much.
00:43:48.82,00:43:50.66
Oh, me too.[br]Me too.
00:43:57.25,00:43:58.50
Let me guess.
00:44:05.68,00:44:08.10
This is great. This is[br]just what we needed.
00:44:08.22,00:44:09.31
Do you want me to drive?
00:44:09.43,00:44:12.44
Honey, I can drive[br]in the snow.
00:44:15.31,00:44:17.48
Turn off your brights,[br]jackass!
00:44:49.61,00:44:53.78
Great. Now we get[br]to freeze to death.
00:44:56.74,00:44:59.20
Look, weīll just--
00:44:59.33,00:45:00.25
Weīll sleep in here...
00:45:00.33,00:45:02.21
and weīll dig out[br]in the morning.
00:45:02.33,00:45:03.96
Iīm so glad I get[br]to hear the phrase...
00:45:04.13,00:45:07.09
"Weīll dig outīī[br]on my honeymoon. Yeah.
00:45:11.05,00:45:12.80
Why donītyou just[br]get it overwith now...
00:45:12.97,00:45:13.97
and blame me?
00:45:14.10,00:45:16.06
Well, if you hadnīt[br]insulted Henri at the hotel...
00:45:16.22,00:45:18.81
then we wouldnīt be spending[br]the evening in a snowball.
00:45:18.94,00:45:20.81
Iīm sorry. Next time...
00:45:20.94,00:45:23.07
Iīll try to be a little[br]bit more refined...
00:45:23.19,00:45:24.73
Like your friend Peter.
00:45:24.82,00:45:26.24
Good night, Tom.
00:45:26.40,00:45:28.49
Good night, Sarah.
00:45:50.60,00:45:53.73
Great. Thereīs no fucking[br]tilt wheel in Europe.
00:46:03.91,00:46:05.33
Are you gonna[br]hate me forever?
00:46:08.21,00:46:10.62
I donīt know.
00:46:15.09,00:46:16.26
Wanna get drunk[br]and make out?
00:46:16.42,00:46:19.51
Well, thatīs not[br]gonna get me drunk.
00:46:19.59,00:46:20.51
But we could make out.
00:46:20.64,00:46:21.51
Mm-hmm.
00:46:25.98,00:46:28.52
We could get injured doing this.
00:46:28.65,00:46:30.23
Iīll settle fora cuddle.
00:46:30.36,00:46:31.90
Just let me[br]get the shifter...
00:46:32.07,00:46:32.90
out ofimy,ass.
00:46:33.07,00:46:35.82
Okay.
00:46:43.08,00:46:44.38
Sarah.
00:46:44.54,00:46:47.00
I tīs morning.
00:47:12.08,00:47:12.91
Oh, my--
00:47:13.08,00:47:13.91
Oh, my God.
00:47:14.08,00:47:16.42
Oh, itīs-- Wow!
00:47:16.54,00:47:18.88
Letīs just stay here[br]for the rest of the trip.
00:47:19.04,00:47:20.92
Fine with me.
00:47:28.39,00:47:29.85
- Hey![br]- Excuse me!
00:47:30.02,00:47:30.85
A little help here!
00:47:31.02,00:47:32.02
- Hi![br]- Hey!
00:47:34.94,00:47:37.69
Blue car! Blue car!
00:47:37.86,00:47:39.24
- Whoo![br]- Hey, it worked.
00:48:11.53,00:48:14.61
Okay,, we can[br]catch the 2:00 train to Venice...
00:48:14.74,00:48:15.82
and go straight[br]to the Gianna.
00:48:15.95,00:48:17.66
No, our reservation[br]isnīt till Tuesday.
00:48:17.83,00:48:19.58
So weīll stay there[br]a few extra days.
00:48:19.74,00:48:22.33
I just put an entire castle[br]on my credit card.
00:48:22.50,00:48:24.29
We canīt afford[br]to stay at the Gianna...
00:48:24.42,00:48:25.71
for a few extra days.
00:48:25.88,00:48:27.59
So? Iīll call my dad up...
00:48:27.75,00:48:29.17
and heīll lend us[br]the money, okay?
00:48:29.34,00:48:30.72
No. No. There is[br]no possible way...
00:48:30.84,00:48:32.05
Iīm taking money[br]from your dad.
00:48:32.22,00:48:34.18
Pride is a crutch[br]of the insecure.
00:48:34.35,00:48:36.93
You are not taking the money.[br]I am taking the money.
00:48:37.10,00:48:39.81
No, we donīt need[br]to take the money.
00:48:39.98,00:48:42.23
This is about us now.
00:48:42.36,00:48:43.44
Listen, my dad told me...
00:48:43.61,00:48:45.23
about this nice little[br]pensione in Venice.
00:48:45.40,00:48:48.32
Pensione?
00:48:48.49,00:48:51.78
Excuse me.[br]Could you just drive?
00:48:51.95,00:48:54.16
Pleasejust let me[br]call my, dad. Please?
00:48:54.29,00:48:57.50
No! This is our honeymoon.[br]Not his.
00:48:57.63,00:48:58.84
So itīs fine[br]to just stay...
00:48:59.00,00:49:01.63
at some pensione that[br]your father recommended.
00:49:01.80,00:49:03.51
Look, weīre staying at[br]the Pensione Funicello...
00:49:03.63,00:49:05.64
and weīre gonna have[br]a hell of a good time.
00:49:05.80,00:49:06.64
I canīt take this[br]anymore.
00:49:06.80,00:49:07.93
Honeymoons[br]are supposed to be...
00:49:08.10,00:49:10.64
all champagne,[br]and room service...
00:49:10.81,00:49:12.98
and lovemaking--[br]We havenīt made love--
00:49:13.10,00:49:15.15
Andno, no, no.[br]What do we get?
00:49:15.27,00:49:16.77
We get evicted[br]from a five-star hotel...
00:49:16.90,00:49:18.74
and to boot,[br]Iīm yelling at you!
00:49:18.90,00:49:20.24
Weīre yelling[br]at each other!
00:49:20.36,00:49:21.86
Weīre not really[br]yelling at each other.
00:49:22.03,00:49:23.57
Iīm the one thatīs yelling,[br]and Iīm sorry...
00:49:23.70,00:49:25.03
and I wanna[br]go home right now.
00:49:25.16,00:49:26.83
Maybe we should go home.
00:49:26.95,00:49:30.79
I know this honeymoon[br]hasnīt been perfect.
00:49:30.96,00:49:32.04
But Iīm sure[br]that the pensioneīs...
00:49:32.21,00:49:33.04
gonna be fine.
00:49:33.21,00:49:34.34
Look, weīll check in...
00:49:34.46,00:49:37.13
sleep late, eat pasta...
00:49:37.26,00:49:40.51
gaze out at[br]the Piazza del...
00:49:40.64,00:49:43.02
something, something.
00:49:43.18,00:49:45.18
Itīs gonna be heaven.
00:49:55.49,00:49:57.16
P.ensione Funicello?
00:49:57.32,00:49:58.24
Si, si.
00:50:02.37,00:50:04.00
Are you sure[br]this is "correctoīī?
00:50:04.17,00:50:06.09
Si, si.
00:50:07.42,00:50:09.17
How bad could it be?
00:50:12.47,00:50:14.81
Aw, crap.
00:50:18.60,00:50:20.81
Hey.
00:50:22.44,00:50:24.57
Weīre in this together, right?
00:50:26.74,00:50:27.99
Do you have four men...
00:50:28.16,00:50:29.78
staring at your boobies[br]right now?
00:50:36.29,00:50:37.21
No.
00:51:14.25,00:51:15.46
Yeah,just...
00:51:15.63,00:51:18.55
you know, weīll[br]try it for one night...
00:51:18.72,00:51:19.89
and if we donīt--
00:51:20.05,00:51:22.06
Live.
00:51:22.22,00:51:24.27
Like it...
00:51:24.43,00:51:26.02
weīll... you know...
00:51:26.19,00:51:27.90
go somewhere[br]nicer tomorrow.
00:51:28.02,00:51:29.73
- Grazie.[br]- Grazie.
00:51:37.95,00:51:40.16
This is actually[br]happening, okay?
00:51:44.83,00:51:48.05
Weīre never gonna[br]forget this honeymoon.
00:52:19.21,00:52:21.25
Sorry.
00:52:23.67,00:52:24.68
Buona sera.
00:52:46.54,00:52:49.00
Want to show those[br]paisans how itīs done?
00:52:53.67,00:52:55.30
Cockroach! Cockroach![br]Cockroach!
00:52:56.47,00:52:58.72
Oh, honey! Honey!
00:52:58.89,00:53:00.18
Okay! Okay! Okay!
00:53:02.72,00:53:04.23
Letīs get out[br]of here, please?
00:53:04.35,00:53:06.56
Weīre checking out![br]Weīre checking out!
00:53:06.73,00:53:07.85
Get it off!.[br]Get it off me!
00:53:12.99,00:53:13.03
Thanks forthe help, Daddy,.
00:53:13.07,00:53:14.82
Thanks forthe help, Daddy,.
00:53:16.74,00:53:18.99
I miss you.
00:53:19.16,00:53:21.25
Okay, bye.
00:53:21.41,00:53:23.33
Honey, he wants[br]to talk to you.
00:53:23.46,00:53:24.67
Canīt you just tell him...
00:53:24.83,00:53:28.17
Thank you from all of us[br]here at the gorgeous Gianna?
00:53:37.22,00:53:39.60
Hello there,[br]Mr. McNerney.
00:53:39.77,00:53:43.23
Please bear in mind that[br]our daughter loves him, Dan.
00:53:43.36,00:53:45.19
Listen, Leezak--
00:53:45.36,00:53:48.24
Um, I donīt expect[br]a cracker like you...
00:53:48.41,00:53:49.57
to ever measure up...
00:53:49.74,00:53:52.08
to anything approaching[br]what I would consider...
00:53:52.24,00:53:53.62
a good match[br]for my daughter...
00:53:53.75,00:53:55.04
but Iīll tell you[br]what I do expect.
00:53:55.21,00:53:57.63
I expect you to pay me[br]back in full...
00:53:57.71,00:53:58.63
just as soon as that...
00:53:58.71,00:54:00.17
silly ass radio[br]show of yours...
00:54:00.34,00:54:02.42
yields any kind[br]of reasonable income.
00:54:02.59,00:54:04.05
Good-by,e, cracker.
00:54:06.51,00:54:07.93
Assbag!
00:54:08.10,00:54:10.39
What was that?
00:54:10.52,00:54:12.06
He called me a cracker.
00:54:12.23,00:54:13.98
A cracker, honey.
00:54:14.15,00:54:16.15
He did not. Huh.
00:54:16.32,00:54:18.03
What?[br]That surprises you?
00:54:18.19,00:54:19.44
Your dad hates me.
00:54:19.61,00:54:21.20
Well, wonderful. Wonderful.
00:54:21.36,00:54:22.66
Heīs gotyour[br]whole family...
00:54:22.82,00:54:24.37
praying that[br]this marriage fails.
00:54:24.53,00:54:25.37
Thatīs not fiair.
00:54:25.54,00:54:27.08
Momīs never said[br]a bad word about you.
00:54:27.25,00:54:29.71
Wow! Pussyīs never[br]insulted me!
00:54:29.87,00:54:31.96
Now I feel loved!
00:54:32.09,00:54:34.25
Like your fatherīs[br]never judged me?
00:54:34.42,00:54:39.05
No, he hasnīt.[br]Not once.
00:54:44.14,00:54:45.73
Maybe we should[br]just have sex.
00:54:45.89,00:54:47.02
Call me crazy...
00:54:47.19,00:54:50.02
but Iīm just not[br]in the mood to make love.
00:54:51.69,00:54:54.28
Iīm not either, but...
00:54:54.45,00:54:56.78
we havenīt had sex once[br]since weīve been married.
00:54:56.95,00:54:59.16
And there is something[br]very, very wrong with that.
00:55:00.29,00:55:01.29
And I have to tell you--
00:55:01.46,00:55:03.37
Why are you laugh--[br]Itīs not funny.
00:55:03.50,00:55:05.50
Iīm sorry.
00:55:05.67,00:55:08.09
Iīm concerned.
00:55:08.17,00:55:12.22
Letīs go to sleep,[br]weīll get good rest.
00:55:12.39,00:55:13.89
Weīll sightsee tomorrow.
00:55:14.05,00:55:16.52
Be fresh in the morning.
00:55:18.10,00:55:19.48
Fine.
00:55:21.10,00:55:22.56
And then[br]weīll have sex.
00:56:16.63,00:56:19.14
Imagine Ernest Hemingway[br]sitting right over there...
00:56:19.30,00:56:20.85
at the Café Florian...
00:56:20.97,00:56:23.02
just sipping[br]a single malt...
00:56:23.18,00:56:25.77
dreaming up his[br]next masterpiece.
00:56:25.94,00:56:28.23
God!
00:56:28.40,00:56:32.74
Those birds[br]are psychotic.
00:56:32.86,00:56:35.86
History doesnīt interest[br]you at all. Does it, baby?
00:56:37.70,00:56:39.20
Yeah, it does.
00:56:39.33,00:56:41.16
I wasnīt an Art History[br]major though, so--
00:56:41.29,00:56:43.21
You donīt have to be[br]an Art History major...
00:56:43.33,00:56:44.50
to appreciate art.
00:56:44.67,00:56:47.50
- Whoa. Whoa.[br]- What?
00:56:47.63,00:56:49.38
Doyou hear that?
00:56:49.55,00:56:50.93
The bells? No?
00:56:52.14,00:56:52.97
What is it, honey?
00:56:54.14,00:56:55.47
What?
00:56:56.64,00:56:58.31
- What?[br]- Ah, ha ha ah.
00:56:58.43,00:56:59.81
- What?[br]- Tsk, tsk, tsk.
00:56:59.98,00:57:02.69
What? What are we listening for?
00:57:04.36,00:57:06.95
What? What is it?[br]I can help!
00:57:07.07,00:57:08.53
Itīs a message[br]from God.
00:57:08.66,00:57:10.53
- Itīs a message.[br]- God?
00:57:12.08,00:57:12.95
And thereīs a groundball...
00:57:13.12,00:57:14.50
up the middle[br]fora base hit.
00:57:14.66,00:57:16.67
Jackpot!
00:57:18.38,00:57:21.30
Honey, we still have[br]to see the Tintorettos.
00:57:23.17,00:57:24.51
Oh, the...
00:57:24.63,00:57:28.01
the church art[br]is... unbelievable...
00:57:28.18,00:57:31.18
but it all kind of[br]looks the same to me.
00:57:32.52,00:57:35.40
Now you know I love sports.
00:57:35.52,00:57:37.69
I mean,[br]Iīm a sports freak.
00:57:37.86,00:57:39.36
But how often[br]are we in Europe?
00:57:39.53,00:57:42.41
How often are the Dodgers[br]on TV in Europe?
00:57:45.12,00:57:47.04
Youīre right.[br]You go watch sports.
00:57:47.16,00:57:49.96
Iīll go see[br]the Tintorettos.
00:57:59.26,00:58:01.05
Honey?
00:58:01.22,00:58:03.10
- Yeah?[br]- Is--
00:58:03.22,00:58:05.18
Is this a loving act[br]of generosity...
00:58:05.35,00:58:07.23
or am I going to pay[br]for this later?
00:58:07.35,00:58:09.52
Does it make a difference?
00:58:09.65,00:58:12.40
Iīm going to make this[br]up toyou, huge.
00:58:12.57,00:58:13.99
Huge.
00:58:14.11,00:58:16.12
Tonight, everything[br]is your choice.
00:58:16.24,00:58:18.08
Dinner in a church[br]if you want.
00:58:23.37,00:58:24.67
Iīll meet you at the hotel.
00:58:24.79,00:58:27.13
- I love you.[br]- I love you.
00:58:51.20,00:58:53.29
Oh!
00:58:55.91,00:58:56.87
Grazie.
00:58:57.00,00:58:58.63
Grazie. Grazie.
00:58:58.79,00:59:00.67
Grazie, goddamn it!
00:59:03.80,00:59:05.89
Buon giorno, Fredo.
00:59:06.05,00:59:09.81
Oh, buon giorno,[br]Mr. Peter Prentiss.
00:59:09.93,00:59:11.68
- Come sta?[br]- Bene. Bene.
00:59:11.85,00:59:13.98
Peter?
00:59:14.10,00:59:15.69
Peewee,[br]what a surprise!
00:59:15.86,00:59:16.77
What are you[br]doing here?
00:59:16.94,00:59:18.74
- In Venice?[br]- Yes.
00:59:18.86,00:59:19.94
In Venice, yes.
00:59:20.11,00:59:21.49
Nextronīs buying out[br]Ferugia Chocolate...
00:59:21.61,00:59:23.03
that deal that me and your[br]dad were working on...
00:59:23.20,00:59:25.12
so they sent the kid in[br]to close the deal.
00:59:25.28,00:59:26.54
Did you get that bottle[br]of cognac I sent?
00:59:26.66,00:59:27.83
Uh, yes, I, uh...
00:59:27.95,00:59:30.12
thought it a tad[br]inappropriate.
00:59:30.29,00:59:33.29
Iīm sor-- I didnīt, uh...
00:59:33.46,00:59:35.51
Iīm just trying to be[br]the gallant loser here.
00:59:35.63,00:59:36.63
Peter--
00:59:36.80,00:59:38.34
Why donīt we celebrate[br]this great coincidence?
00:59:38.47,00:59:39.34
Weīre in Venice.
00:59:39.47,00:59:40.93
Iīll take[br]you guys to dinner.
00:59:41.10,00:59:43.27
Iīm on my honeymoon.
00:59:43.43,00:59:45.48
My-- My honeymoon.
00:59:45.64,00:59:48.02
- See? Yeah.
00:59:48.15,00:59:49.36
I can be so thick[br]sometimes.
00:59:49.48,00:59:50.82
Grazie.[br]Iīm sorry.
00:59:50.94,00:59:51.98
I got a lot ofwork[br]to do anyways...
00:59:52.11,00:59:54.03
so Iīm going[br]to disappear.
00:59:54.20,00:59:55.66
You guys have fun.
00:59:55.82,00:59:57.53
Oh, Peter, wait.
00:59:58.91,01:00:00.91
Uh, I donīt[br]mean to be rude.
01:00:02.54,01:00:04.79
You couldnīt be rude[br]ifyou tried.
01:00:04.96,01:00:06.50
Howīs the honeymoon?
01:00:06.63,01:00:07.55
Itīs good? Itīs a dream?
01:00:07.67,01:00:09.59
Itīs great.
01:00:09.67,01:00:11.59
Oh, yeah. Great.
01:00:11.72,01:00:12.80
Whereīs Tom?
01:00:12.97,01:00:13.80
Oh, heīs, uh...
01:00:13.97,01:00:15.43
at the, uh...
01:00:15.56,01:00:16.52
the church with--
01:00:16.64,01:00:18.69
Uh, with, uh...
01:00:18.85,01:00:21.81
with-- Heīs--[br]Heīs a huge history buff.
01:00:21.98,01:00:23.07
Yeah.
01:00:23.23,01:00:24.53
Wow.
01:00:24.69,01:00:27.07
Well, see? Itīs good that[br]you guys share that passion.
01:00:27.20,01:00:29.87
Oh, yeah... yeah.
01:00:29.99,01:00:32.29
Well--
01:00:32.45,01:00:33.70
Bye.
01:00:41.34,01:00:43.09
Fredo...
01:00:43.22,01:00:45.34
I need to know where[br]that little signora is...
01:00:45.47,01:00:46.93
at all times.
01:00:47.05,01:00:49.35
Verybold, Mr. Prentiss.
01:00:50.60,01:00:51.64
Grazie.
01:00:56.73,01:00:57.78
Dodgers won!
01:00:57.90,01:00:59.49
Dodgers won!
01:00:59.61,01:01:02.32
The Dodgers won, honey.
01:01:02.49,01:01:04.95
See...
01:01:05.12,01:01:06.54
I knew you were going[br]to make me pay...
01:01:06.70,01:01:07.70
for watching the game.
01:01:07.87,01:01:09.54
No.
01:01:09.71,01:01:12.09
No, itīs not that.
01:01:12.25,01:01:14.25
We need to talk.
01:01:16.76,01:01:18.30
About what?
01:01:18.47,01:01:20.85
Have you always[br]told me the truth?
01:01:21.01,01:01:21.85
Yeah.
01:01:22.01,01:01:23.56
Except the time[br]I told you...
01:01:23.68,01:01:24.98
I liked your[br]brotherWillie.
01:01:25.10,01:01:26.44
- This is serious.[br]- I am serious.
01:01:26.56,01:01:27.81
I really donīt like him.
01:01:27.94,01:01:29.90
Marriage is built[br]on honesty and trust.
01:01:29.98,01:01:31.53
- I totally agree.[br]- Okay.
01:01:31.69,01:01:33.36
Then did you ever[br]do something...
01:01:33.53,01:01:34.70
that you wanted[br]to tell me about...
01:01:34.86,01:01:37.12
but you couldnīt because[br]you felt bad about it?
01:01:37.28,01:01:38.53
And the more time went on...
01:01:38.70,01:01:40.62
the harder it got[br]foryou to tell me?
01:01:40.75,01:01:43.33
And then it turned into[br]this big, fat lie...
01:01:43.46,01:01:44.79
so you kept not[br]telling me about it--
01:01:44.96,01:01:46.50
Did you[br]talk to Kyle?
01:01:46.63,01:01:48.96
No. Why?
01:01:49.09,01:01:50.13
No reason.
01:01:50.26,01:01:52.01
Does Kyle know something[br]that I should know?
01:01:52.14,01:01:53.01
No.
01:01:53.14,01:01:54.05
You covered your nose.
01:01:54.18,01:01:55.06
I had an itch.
01:01:55.18,01:01:57.31
You were hiding[br]flared nostrils.
01:01:57.48,01:01:58.52
What do you have to tell?
01:02:00.52,01:02:01.36
Okay.
01:02:01.52,01:02:05.15
Itīs just...
01:02:05.32,01:02:07.99
when Bags died...
01:02:08.16,01:02:10.53
he didnīt[br]exactly die...
01:02:10.70,01:02:12.54
the way that[br]I described it.
01:02:12.66,01:02:17.38
Him chasing those squawking[br]pigeons offthe balcony?
01:02:17.54,01:02:19.00
Yeah, that.
01:02:19.17,01:02:21.51
What happened?
01:02:21.67,01:02:22.51
Well--
01:02:22.67,01:02:25.72
Okay. Iīm reading[br]my magazine...
01:02:25.89,01:02:27.05
and Iīm really--[br]Iīm focusing...
01:02:27.22,01:02:28.39
and Iīm really into it...
01:02:28.51,01:02:30.02
and along comes[br]Bags, you know?
01:02:30.14,01:02:31.48
He comes trucking over...
01:02:31.64,01:02:36.27
andhe starts[br]tugging on my,ankle.
01:02:36.40,01:02:37.86
And I was like, "Bags!ī
01:02:38.03,01:02:39.40
Iīm... Iīm...[br]I was like--
01:02:39.57,01:02:42.41
I think I even said,[br]"I īm trying to focus."
01:02:42.57,01:02:45.54
Like, donīt--[br]And he looked up at me...
01:02:45.70,01:02:47.41
and he was giving me[br]the look like...
01:02:47.58,01:02:48.71
"Hey,, are you gonna[br]play,with me or not?ī
01:02:48.83,01:02:50.71
And I was like...
01:02:50.83,01:02:52.54
"I really,just want[br]to read though, Bags. ī
01:02:52.67,01:02:54.38
And... Iīm... and...
01:02:54.50,01:02:56.22
he started pulling[br]on my ankle again.
01:02:56.38,01:02:58.76
So, I grabbed the ball...
01:02:58.93,01:03:00.22
and I was like,[br]"Go get it, buddy,. ī
01:03:00.35,01:03:02.10
And I threw the ball[br]over my,shoulder...
01:03:02.26,01:03:03.14
and it went out[br]the window...
01:03:03.31,01:03:05.48
and Bags dove,[br]and he died.
01:03:05.64,01:03:08.31
You killed Bags?
01:03:08.48,01:03:09.90
It was an accident.
01:03:10.02,01:03:11.90
And you lied about it[br]all this time?
01:03:12.03,01:03:14.32
Actually, it was[br]more of an omission.
01:03:14.49,01:03:16.74
No, it was[br]more like a lie!
01:03:16.87,01:03:18.91
Where are you going?
01:03:19.04,01:03:21.00
I have to figure out[br]what to dowith this.
01:03:21.16,01:03:22.46
What does that mean?
01:03:22.58,01:03:24.08
I can deal with you[br]being cheap...
01:03:24.25,01:03:25.59
and I can deal with you[br]being a shitty driver.
01:03:25.71,01:03:29.34
I cannot not deal[br]with you being a liar!
01:03:29.47,01:03:30.97
Whoa. Wait a second.
01:03:32.55,01:03:33.47
This whole thing started...
01:03:33.64,01:03:35.68
with you wanting[br]to talk about something.
01:03:35.85,01:03:38.64
Well, I donīt want to[br]talk about it right now.
01:03:39.89,01:03:41.48
So youīre feeling guilty[br]about something too.
01:03:41.65,01:03:44.82
Yes, there is something[br]I "omittedīī
01:03:44.98,01:03:46.65
that I donītwant to[br]talk about right now.
01:03:46.82,01:03:49.53
You want a marriage based[br]on trust and honesty?
01:03:49.70,01:03:50.78
Well, hereīs your chance.
01:03:50.91,01:03:52.12
Come on!
01:03:52.24,01:03:54.29
Yeah,yeah,you got it![br]I can see it!
01:03:54.45,01:03:55.29
Bring it!
01:03:55.46,01:03:57.79
I slept with[br]Peter Prentiss.
01:04:02.97,01:04:03.88
What?
01:04:04.05,01:04:05.09
I slept with Peter--
01:04:05.26,01:04:07.47
I heard you!
01:04:07.55,01:04:08.81
Iīm sorry.
01:04:08.93,01:04:10.02
I need to hear everything.
01:04:10.14,01:04:11.02
No,you donīt.
01:04:11.14,01:04:12.39
Yes, I do.[br]Thatīs what I do.
01:04:12.52,01:04:14.69
Thatīs what I do.[br]I need to know everything.
01:04:14.86,01:04:16.61
Where you were,[br]what he did...
01:04:16.77,01:04:17.82
how small[br]his wiener was.
01:04:17.98,01:04:18.90
Everything!
01:04:19.03,01:04:20.70
I was helping on an[br]appraisal in Seattle.
01:04:20.82,01:04:21.91
I donīt want[br]to hear it!
01:04:25.79,01:04:27.08
You slept with that--
01:04:27.25,01:04:28.41
It was a long time ago.
01:04:28.58,01:04:29.42
When?
01:04:29.58,01:04:30.46
- Before we--[br]- Got married?
01:04:30.62,01:04:31.67
- Yes![br]- Got engaged?
01:04:31.83,01:04:32.96
- Of course![br]- Got together?
01:04:33.09,01:04:35.92
Yes. No. No.
01:04:36.09,01:04:37.72
It was right[br]after we met.
01:04:37.88,01:04:39.72
My parents were[br]pressuring me to.
01:04:39.84,01:04:41.68
Aha--
01:04:41.81,01:04:43.27
Imagine my surprise.
01:04:45.60,01:04:46.98
I was confiused.
01:04:47.15,01:04:48.98
Iīm in Seattle.
01:04:49.15,01:04:50.23
He asked me out[br]to dinner.
01:04:50.40,01:04:51.90
The champagne[br]is flowing--
01:04:52.07,01:04:54.45
Please try not[br]to break into song.
01:04:54.57,01:04:57.41
My feelings foryou...
01:04:57.49,01:05:00.08
were very, very strong...
01:05:00.25,01:05:02.58
and I needed to know[br]that they,were real.
01:05:02.71,01:05:03.67
I wasnīt brought up...
01:05:03.83,01:05:06.25
to manage feelings[br]like that very well.
01:05:06.42,01:05:07.30
Yeah...
01:05:07.46,01:05:11.93
you had a real[br]tough upbringing.
01:05:13.64,01:05:15.51
I need some air.
01:05:15.64,01:05:17.14
Yeah? Me too!
01:05:17.31,01:05:18.98
Happy now?[br]You broke it!
01:05:20.19,01:05:21.10
Oh, by the way...
01:05:21.23,01:05:22.44
Peterīs staying[br]at the hotel.
01:05:22.61,01:05:24.86
Thatīs funny!
01:05:30.24,01:05:32.37
- Hooker![br]- Murderer!
01:05:53.69,01:05:55.02
Whatīs the score?
01:05:55.19,01:05:57.15
3-2,[br]top ofithe ninth.
01:06:00.07,01:06:01.53
Are you American?
01:06:02.99,01:06:04.58
Good guess.
01:06:39.49,01:06:41.33
Whereīs Tom?
01:06:41.50,01:06:43.62
We donīt feel the need...
01:06:43.75,01:06:46.92
to be with each other[br]all the time.
01:06:47.09,01:06:48.96
Okay.
01:06:52.14,01:06:53.51
I just find it odd that...
01:06:53.64,01:06:58.48
youīre spending so much[br]time apart on your honeymoon.
01:07:01.65,01:07:02.94
Are you okay?
01:07:04.44,01:07:08.74
Peter,just go. Please?
01:07:08.86,01:07:10.95
Go.
01:07:29.89,01:07:31.93
Sarah. Sarah.
01:07:32.10,01:07:34.27
Why are you[br]still here, Peter?
01:07:34.44,01:07:36.07
Iīm not going[br]to leaveyou here like this.
01:07:38.40,01:07:40.36
Listen. I have a car,[br]all right?
01:07:40.49,01:07:42.07
Iīm having a quick drink[br]at a friendīs house.Just...
01:07:42.24,01:07:43.66
take a ride with me.
01:07:43.82,01:07:45.91
You know,[br]catchy,ourbreath.
01:07:46.08,01:07:48.41
Iīll take you[br]back to Tom.
01:07:55.46,01:07:56.63
Champagne?
01:07:56.76,01:07:58.63
Sure.
01:08:09.61,01:08:11.32
And thatīs the ball game!
01:08:14.32,01:08:15.28
Oh, my God!
01:08:15.45,01:08:17.07
Oh, my God![br]I love this song!
01:08:17.20,01:08:18.08
No, wait.
01:08:18.20,01:08:19.08
I really[br]should go.
01:08:19.20,01:08:21.16
I canīt.[br]No, listen--
01:08:21.33,01:08:23.42
Bernardo Salviati[br]can actually...
01:08:23.54,01:08:26.29
trace his family[br]back to Machiavelli.
01:08:26.46,01:08:28.34
Huh.
01:08:37.02,01:08:41.61
Oh, wow.[br]Thatīs a bighouse.
01:08:41.73,01:08:42.86
Nextronīs thinking[br]ofbuying it.
01:08:43.02,01:08:45.53
Turn it into[br]a resort complex.
01:08:57.54,01:08:59.42
Buon giorno, Bernardo!
01:08:59.59,01:09:00.92
Peter, hello.
01:09:01.05,01:09:02.38
Good to see you.
01:09:02.55,01:09:05.64
Bernardo,[br]Sarah McNerney.
01:09:05.80,01:09:07.14
Ciao, Bernie.
01:09:08.64,01:09:10.60
Tell me, pretty one.
01:09:10.77,01:09:12.06
What brings[br]you to Venice?
01:09:12.23,01:09:13.90
Iīm on my honeymoon.
01:09:14.06,01:09:14.90
Your honeymoon?
01:09:15.06,01:09:15.90
Yeah.
01:09:16.07,01:09:17.69
But sheīs so young[br]to be married.
01:09:17.86,01:09:20.03
Why does everyone[br]keep on saying that?
01:09:20.20,01:09:21.86
Whereīs your husband?
01:09:22.03,01:09:25.28
Oh, Iīm going[br]to meet up with him...
01:09:25.41,01:09:29.08
you know... Iater.
01:09:29.21,01:09:30.29
Yeah.
01:09:30.46,01:09:35.13
I was married for 27 years[br]before mywife pass away.
01:09:35.30,01:09:36.97
Believe me...
01:09:37.13,01:09:40.14
the first months[br]are the most difficult.
01:09:44.56,01:09:46.02
Bernardo hereīs a...
01:09:46.19,01:09:47.48
a little bit[br]of a romantic.
01:09:47.65,01:09:49.31
Hmm.
01:09:49.48,01:09:52.03
I love that.
01:09:52.15,01:09:53.65
Letīs have a drink.
01:09:55.32,01:09:56.62
Please.
01:09:56.74,01:10:00.37
Youīre on the radio?[br]Thatīs awesome!
01:10:00.54,01:10:02.71
So...
01:10:02.87,01:10:08.01
when are we gonna go back[br]to-- neeno, neeno, neeno?
01:10:08.17,01:10:09.42
Oh. Yeah.
01:10:09.59,01:10:11.18
I-- Uh, I canīt do that.
01:10:11.34,01:10:12.84
What?
01:10:13.01,01:10:14.60
Donīt tell me all[br]the cute conversation...
01:10:14.76,01:10:16.77
and air humping[br]is leading nowhere!
01:10:16.93,01:10:18.98
No!
01:10:20.52,01:10:22.19
Okay, you mean...
01:10:22.31,01:10:25.65
when are we gonna--
01:10:26.78,01:10:29.70
Okay,. All right.
01:10:29.87,01:10:31.49
So Iīm gonna[br]go and hit the...
01:10:31.66,01:10:33.54
and then weīll...
01:10:33.70,01:10:35.66
do that thing.
01:10:35.79,01:10:37.12
- Cool.[br]- Okay.
01:10:37.25,01:10:38.71
Iīll be waiting.
01:10:54.77,01:10:55.81
Whoa!
01:10:58.48,01:11:01.66
And the hits just keep on coming!
01:11:11.42,01:11:12.88
Ciao.
01:11:13.04,01:11:15.76
Can I get the, uh,[br]key to 309, please?
01:11:15.92,01:11:18.80
Oh, and do you know[br]if mywifeīs up in the room?
01:11:18.93,01:11:19.97
A good husband knows...
01:11:20.10,01:11:22.14
where his wife[br]is at all time.
01:11:22.26,01:11:25.27
And a good maitre dī
01:11:25.44,01:11:29.23
answers questions[br]when heīs asked.
01:11:34.03,01:11:36.66
Look, Iīm not gonna[br]pay you for an answer.
01:11:36.78,01:11:39.29
In this case,[br]you should.
01:11:49.84,01:11:51.18
Your wife is in a car...
01:11:51.30,01:11:53.39
on her way[br]to Salviatiīs...
01:11:53.51,01:11:54.68
with Mr. Prentiss.
01:11:54.85,01:11:57.43
Mr. Peter Prentiss?
01:11:58.94,01:12:01.90
Hmm? Oh. Of course.
01:12:02.02,01:12:03.52
Whatīs Salviatiīs?
01:12:03.69,01:12:04.69
One of the oldest...
01:12:04.86,01:12:06.74
and most beautiful[br]estates in Venice.
01:12:06.90,01:12:08.66
Maybe Mr. Peter[br]will buy it.
01:12:08.78,01:12:10.70
Of course[br]Mr. Peterwill buy it.
01:12:10.83,01:12:12.83
All right.[br]Where is this place?
01:12:18.96,01:12:19.79
You canīt go.
01:12:19.96,01:12:21.17
You will be[br]shot on sight.
01:12:21.34,01:12:24.26
Okay, thatīs--
01:12:24.43,01:12:26.39
Uh--
01:12:26.55,01:12:28.35
When are they[br]coming back?
01:12:28.51,01:12:30.68
Your wife and Mr. Peter[br]are out for the evening.
01:12:30.85,01:12:33.65
You know what?[br]Naw, forget it.
01:12:33.77,01:12:38.48
Iīm not going to be waiting[br]here for her when she gets back.
01:12:38.61,01:12:40.90
Oh, no!
01:12:43.57,01:12:44.58
I canīt make out[br]a word.
01:12:49.92,01:12:50.92
I want to say that,[br]but I --
01:12:54.21,01:12:55.42
Salute.
01:12:55.59,01:12:56.42
Salute.
01:12:56.59,01:12:59.18
Sarah. Sarah. Sarah.
01:12:59.34,01:13:01.18
Maybe we should[br]switch to water, huh?
01:13:04.43,01:13:08.86
I think we should[br]go find Tom now.
01:13:13.95,01:13:17.32
That was the longest freakinī[br]piss in Italian history.
01:13:17.45,01:13:20.66
Hey. Wendy, uh...
01:13:20.83,01:13:23.37
I couldnīt find you[br]in the crowd.
01:13:25.25,01:13:27.17
Thatīs cool.[br]Are you ready to go?
01:13:29.47,01:13:30.51
Uh... yeah.
01:13:30.68,01:13:32.05
Listen, um...
01:13:32.22,01:13:33.51
why donīt I just, uh...
01:13:33.68,01:13:35.43
walk you back[br]to your hotel...
01:13:35.56,01:13:36.52
and drop you off?
01:13:36.68,01:13:38.56
That sounds like a plan.
01:13:38.73,01:13:40.27
Okay. Um...
01:13:40.44,01:13:41.56
what hotel are[br]you staying at?
01:13:41.73,01:13:43.07
What hotel are[br]you staying at?
01:13:44.82,01:13:46.53
Uh, the Gianna.
01:13:46.65,01:13:49.32
Oh, my God![br]Me too!
01:13:49.49,01:13:50.99
Hey.
01:14:08.18,01:14:09.39
Oh, my God.
01:14:09.56,01:14:11.52
This is like[br]a TwilightZone.
01:14:11.64,01:14:14.98
I couldnīt agree[br]with you more.
01:14:26.62,01:14:28.33
Weīre here.
01:14:30.42,01:14:32.79
Damn. I donīt[br]have my key.
01:14:32.92,01:14:34.13
Can I use[br]your phone?
01:14:34.30,01:14:36.34
My-- My phone?
01:14:36.51,01:14:38.01
Yeah, to call[br]downstairs...
01:14:38.13,01:14:39.39
for my key.
01:14:42.39,01:14:43.97
Yeah.
01:14:49.61,01:14:50.65
Oh, oh, oh.
01:14:50.78,01:14:51.90
Slow down there.
01:14:52.07,01:14:54.45
I think you got[br]the wrong room.
01:14:57.95,01:14:58.95
Oh, my--
01:15:00.66,01:15:02.37
Whooo. Oh, God.
01:15:02.46,01:15:05.54
Insult me, radio man!
01:15:07.38,01:15:09.72
Iīm-- Iīm on my honeymoon.
01:15:12.97,01:15:15.51
Yeah.
01:15:15.68,01:15:16.52
Iīm telling you--
01:15:16.68,01:15:17.52
You pig!
01:15:39.34,01:15:40.25
Grazie.
01:15:40.38,01:15:41.25
Thank you.
01:15:47.30,01:15:48.43
Hey.
01:15:48.56,01:15:50.27
What? What?
01:15:50.39,01:15:51.27
What?
01:15:51.39,01:15:52.73
I canīt take this anymore.
01:15:56.07,01:15:58.03
Iīm on my honeymoon!
01:16:00.15,01:16:01.57
Gosh!
01:16:01.74,01:16:03.20
Calm down.
01:16:03.37,01:16:05.24
You were just doing[br]the same thing with Wendy.
01:16:05.41,01:16:07.66
You have no right[br]to be angry.
01:16:07.83,01:16:09.42
You slut!
01:16:09.58,01:16:10.50
Excuse me?
01:16:10.67,01:16:12.42
You had your tongue[br]down his throat.
01:16:12.54,01:16:14.00
I saw it out the window!
01:16:15.13,01:16:17.01
Did you see me[br]slap him, then?
01:16:17.13,01:16:18.76
Oh, donīt give me that.
01:16:18.93,01:16:22.18
Some part of you wants him.[br]Just say it!
01:16:22.35,01:16:23.89
Fine.
01:16:24.02,01:16:26.60
Iīm not gonna lie anymore.
01:16:26.77,01:16:30.07
Certain things would be[br]easier given his background...
01:16:30.23,01:16:31.73
andasmallpart ofime thought...
01:16:31.90,01:16:32.86
that I wanted that once--
01:16:33.03,01:16:34.45
A very small part.
01:16:38.41,01:16:42.67
Why would you invite him[br]on our honeymoon?
01:16:42.83,01:16:44.21
I didnīt invite him.
01:16:44.29,01:16:46.67
I donīt know how[br]he found us.
01:16:46.80,01:16:49.26
Oh,yeah? Oh, well,[br]may,be it was magic.
01:16:49.42,01:16:52.55
No, Peter must be[br]a warlock.
01:16:57.43,01:16:58.89
Thatīs yours.
01:16:58.98,01:17:00.06
Yeah, sure.
01:17:00.23,01:17:02.90
It matches perfect[br]with my red leather panties!
01:17:04.53,01:17:05.86
Okay.
01:17:06.03,01:17:07.90
I met a woman[br]at a bar.
01:17:08.07,01:17:09.41
Nothing happened.
01:17:09.53,01:17:11.37
You picked up[br]a total stranger at a bar...
01:17:11.49,01:17:13.33
brought her back[br]to our honeymoon suite...
01:17:13.50,01:17:16.04
and took off[br]her disgusting red bra.
01:17:16.21,01:17:17.54
Nothing happened.[br]I swear.
01:17:17.71,01:17:20.38
No, no, no. The bra just jumped[br]off her bare naked breasts.
01:17:20.42,01:17:21.55
No, no, no. The bra just jumped[br]off her bare naked breasts.
01:17:21.71,01:17:23.01
Sarah--
01:17:23.17,01:17:26.22
You sit there and make me[br]feel guilty for a kiss--
01:17:26.34,01:17:28.26
A kiss that I didnīt even[br]want in the first place.
01:17:28.39,01:17:31.81
Donīt tell me[br]you didnīt want it.
01:17:31.98,01:17:34.15
You wanted it![br]I could see from the balcony...
01:17:34.23,01:17:36.11
that you wanted it!
01:17:38.44,01:17:39.99
Iīm sorry! Oh, my God!
01:17:40.11,01:17:42.66
Son of a bitch!
01:17:42.82,01:17:44.87
Oh! My skull is on fire!
01:17:44.99,01:17:46.79
- Oh! Okay! Okay!
01:17:46.91,01:17:47.95
Who is it?
01:17:48.12,01:17:49.25
Room service.
01:17:49.37,01:17:50.88
-Just--
01:17:55.67,01:17:56.72
No, go away!
01:17:56.88,01:17:58.51
Listen, Iīm leaving.[br]Last chance.
01:17:58.63,01:18:00.14
Come with me[br]to Seattle.
01:18:00.30,01:18:04.10
Hello, Peter.[br]So glad you could join us.
01:18:04.23,01:18:08.36
Welcome to the honeymoon[br]from hell, shitheel!
01:18:08.44,01:18:09.40
What are you doing, Tom?
01:18:09.57,01:18:13.19
I think itīs time for[br]Peter and I to tangle!
01:18:13.32,01:18:15.86
See! You have no future[br]with this lunatic!
01:18:16.03,01:18:16.91
Shut up, Peter!
01:18:17.07,01:18:18.87
Tom, youīre acting[br]like a crazy person.
01:18:18.99,01:18:20.91
Maybe itīs īcause I[br]just got hit in the head...
01:18:21.08,01:18:23.83
with a 1 0-pound ashtray!
01:18:23.96,01:18:26.42
I gotta warn you, Leezak.
01:18:26.59,01:18:29.09
I studied karate[br]with a Chinese grand master.
01:18:29.26,01:18:30.93
Yeah? Well,[br]I hope he showedy,ou...
01:18:31.09,01:18:34.01
how to pull a fire poker[br]outta your ass!
01:18:34.18,01:18:35.93
Tom, put the poker down.
01:18:39.44,01:18:41.19
Fredo, call the police!
01:18:42.86,01:18:43.69
Polizia! Polizia!
01:18:43.86,01:18:46.32
Move! Move! Move!
01:18:51.95,01:18:53.41
You sat...
01:18:53.54,01:18:54.91
at ourwedding.
01:18:55.08,01:18:57.33
You heard us take ourvows!
01:18:57.50,01:19:00.38
And you still have the nerve...
01:19:00.55,01:19:03.22
to show up on our honeymoon...
01:19:03.38,01:19:04.76
and try to have sex--
01:19:04.88,01:19:06.22
- Whoa![br]- With mywife!
01:19:11.73,01:19:13.73
- Run, you coward![br]- Get him!
01:19:13.90,01:19:15.81
You stay away[br]from mywife!
01:19:19.57,01:19:22.45
Wait. Wait. Stop.[br]Thatīs my husband. Please.
01:19:32.59,01:19:34.50
Maybe they were right.
01:19:34.59,01:19:35.92
Who?
01:19:38.43,01:19:39.93
Everyone.
01:19:40.10,01:19:43.14
They,said that we[br]were too young...
01:19:43.27,01:19:46.94
and that we needed to get[br]to know each other better.
01:19:49.69,01:19:51.94
Maybe they were right.
01:19:52.11,01:19:56.16
Maybe love isnīt enough.
01:20:00.95,01:20:02.62
Whatīd he say?
01:20:02.79,01:20:05.50
Peter just bailed us out.
01:20:07.50,01:20:09.80
Thatīs--[br]Thatīs just jim-dandy.
01:20:11.63,01:20:12.93
Forget it.
01:20:13.05,01:20:14.55
Iīm going home.
01:20:14.68,01:20:15.81
Yeah, me too!
01:20:18.73,01:20:20.27
Passports, please.
01:20:20.44,01:20:22.82
Are you leaving with[br]any fruit, vegetables...
01:20:22.94,01:20:25.78
or any currency[br]in excess of $1 0,000?
01:20:25.90,01:20:29.03
No. No, but my husband[br]does have...
01:20:29.16,01:20:30.99
two pounds of hash[br]hidden in his rectum.
01:20:42.55,01:20:46.39
The first sex[br]I had on my honeymoon...
01:20:46.55,01:20:49.06
was with a man[br]named Santino...
01:20:49.22,01:20:52.19
andy,ouīre laughing?
01:20:53.85,01:20:56.86
Excuse me, stewardess,[br]can I--
01:20:58.57,01:21:01.45
Uh, could I get, uh,[br]one ofthose, uh...
01:21:01.57,01:21:05.20
doughnut pillows for--
01:21:05.37,01:21:08.62
Yeah. Right away.
01:21:10.67,01:21:13.04
Sweet girl.
01:21:15.42,01:21:17.80
Excuse me. Sorry.
01:21:32.53,01:21:36.41
I feel like weīve been[br]married for 50 years.
01:21:36.57,01:21:38.28
Oh, you should be[br]so lucky.
01:21:41.62,01:21:43.71
You want to tell me how Peter[br]ended up at the same hotel?
01:21:43.79,01:21:46.34
Want to tell me what really[br]happened with Red Bra?
01:21:47.46,01:21:49.84
What? What?[br]What areyou lookinī at?
01:21:50.01,01:21:51.59
I hope you used a rubber.
01:21:51.68,01:21:53.97
No, I didnīt.[br]It didnīt get that far.
01:21:54.10,01:21:55.76
I hope Peter used one though.
01:21:55.89,01:21:57.02
Oh, they donīt sell[br]condoms that big.
01:21:57.18,01:21:59.60
Ha. Ha. Ha-ha.
01:21:59.77,01:22:01.15
Yeah, thatīs funny.[br]Thatīs fun-- Hear that?
01:22:01.31,01:22:02.31
We got a comedian[br]on the plane.
01:22:02.44,01:22:03.32
Yeah. Youīre a laugher.
01:22:03.48,01:22:04.73
You-- You want a laugh?
01:22:04.90,01:22:05.82
You want me[br]to make you laugh?
01:22:05.94,01:22:06.90
You think[br]Iīm really funny?
01:22:07.07,01:22:08.16
Iīm gonna move out[br]when I get home.
01:22:08.28,01:22:09.53
Great![br]Thatīs great!
01:22:09.70,01:22:11.24
- The second we get home.[br]- Excellent. Know what?
01:22:11.37,01:22:13.04
- Iīm done talking now.[br]- Me too.
01:22:15.62,01:22:16.46
And that was it.
01:22:16.62,01:22:18.42
Game over.
01:22:30.47,01:22:31.31
Whatīs up?
01:22:31.48,01:22:32.69
She came back[br]to the apartment.
01:22:32.85,01:22:34.23
Is she there now?
01:22:34.35,01:22:35.40
No, she left.
01:22:35.56,01:22:37.07
Did she say anything?
01:22:37.23,01:22:38.86
She took all herstuff.
01:22:39.03,01:22:40.90
It canīt be good.
01:22:42.66,01:22:45.37
Oh, and she left you this.
01:22:45.49,01:22:47.33
Letīs see.
01:22:52.04,01:22:53.55
Beer?
01:22:53.71,01:22:55.38
Come on, man.
01:22:55.51,01:22:57.34
Youīre gettinī divorced.
01:22:57.47,01:23:00.43
Breakfast beer is a must.
01:23:02.14,01:23:03.47
I need[br]to talk to my dad.
01:23:03.64,01:23:04.85
Gimme a lift?
01:23:04.98,01:23:06.48
Sure.
01:23:09.44,01:23:11.61
Gonna tell me[br]what youīre chewinī on?
01:23:14.86,01:23:17.45
I just donīt know if[br]love is enough anymore.
01:23:17.62,01:23:19.54
What doyou mean,[br]"enoughīī?
01:23:19.66,01:23:21.83
I mean...
01:23:22.00,01:23:25.38
even if Sarah and I[br]do love each other...
01:23:25.50,01:23:29.42
maybe we did need more time[br]to get to know each other.
01:23:33.30,01:23:36.22
So--
01:23:36.35,01:23:38.02
What youīre saying[br]here is...
01:23:38.14,01:23:40.65
you had a couple of[br]bad days in Europe...
01:23:40.81,01:23:43.11
and... itīs over.
01:23:44.90,01:23:46.61
Time to grow up,[br]Tommy.
01:23:49.20,01:23:51.49
Somedays your mother and me[br]loved each other.
01:23:51.62,01:23:54.08
Other days[br]we had to work at it.
01:23:54.25,01:23:58.04
You never see the hard days[br]in a photo album...
01:23:58.21,01:23:59.46
but those are the ones...
01:23:59.63,01:24:03.42
that get you from one[br]happy snapshot to the next.
01:24:05.30,01:24:06.68
Iīm sorry[br]your honeymoon stunk...
01:24:06.85,01:24:08.43
but thatīs[br]what you got dealt.
01:24:08.56,01:24:11.27
Now you gotta[br]work through it.
01:24:11.43,01:24:15.11
Sarah doesnīt need[br]a guy with a fat wallet...
01:24:15.23,01:24:17.32
to make her happy.
01:24:17.48,01:24:19.57
I saw how[br]you love this girl.
01:24:19.74,01:24:22.20
How you two[br]lit each other up.
01:24:24.33,01:24:28.00
She doesnīt need[br]any more security than that.
01:24:33.00,01:24:34.50
Thanks, Dad.
01:24:36.01,01:24:37.01
Is it over?
01:24:39.51,01:24:41.89
Not even close.
01:24:48.73,01:24:50.07
What do you do here,[br]Tom Leezak?
01:24:50.19,01:24:51.78
You no allowed here[br]no more.
01:24:51.94,01:24:53.65
Open the gates,[br]jack-in-the-box.
01:24:53.82,01:24:55.07
Me no jack-in-box.
01:24:55.24,01:24:57.53
You jack-in-box![br]Go away now!
01:24:57.62,01:24:59.54
Donīt make me break[br]my foot off in your ass.
01:24:59.62,01:25:02.87
All right. Look, Yuan.[br]I just need to talk to her.
01:25:03.04,01:25:04.08
Relationship over.
01:25:04.25,01:25:06.00
She no like you[br]anymore.
01:25:06.13,01:25:07.00
Open the goddamn gate!
01:25:07.13,01:25:08.67
Shut up, Kyle!
01:25:08.84,01:25:12.22
Look, Yuan, did she actually[br]say those words toyou?
01:25:12.30,01:25:14.30
She said you have[br]kee-kee with bimbo.
01:25:14.47,01:25:16.60
Same thing.
01:25:16.77,01:25:19.14
All right. We are not leaving[br]this intercom...
01:25:19.31,01:25:21.69
until Sarah herself confirms...
01:25:21.81,01:25:24.11
that she is[br]shit-canninī Tom!
01:25:24.23,01:25:25.57
Or not.
01:25:25.74,01:25:27.32
All right.[br]Damn it! You are--
01:25:27.45,01:25:29.91
That is damn straight![br]This is mywife!
01:25:30.07,01:25:31.83
Now, open up the gate!
01:25:31.99,01:25:32.83
Canīt we just[br]give the guy...
01:25:32.99,01:25:34.20
a chance[br]to explain?
01:25:34.37,01:25:36.29
Donīt even think[br]about it, Dickie.
01:25:36.46,01:25:37.71
Look, hereīs the deal.
01:25:37.83,01:25:39.17
Either youīre gonna[br]open the gate...
01:25:39.29,01:25:42.21
or Iīm gonna open the gate.[br]Either way, Iīm cominī in!
01:25:42.34,01:25:45.22
Weīll sic the hounds[br]on you, Leezak.
01:25:45.34,01:25:49.26
Bring īem on, Willie!
01:25:50.85,01:25:52.77
Smooth today. The for--
01:25:52.94,01:25:54.60
Until its thickness--
01:26:00.49,01:26:01.45
Whatīs going on?
01:26:01.61,01:26:02.78
You leave me no choice.
01:26:02.95,01:26:05.08
Iīm gonna have[br]to ram the gate.
01:26:05.20,01:26:06.83
Oh, I am so down[br]with that.
01:26:09.50,01:26:10.79
What do we do now?
01:26:10.92,01:26:13.00
Call the cops.
01:26:13.17,01:26:15.63
We call SWAT team[br]on your ass.
01:26:15.76,01:26:16.88
Iīm ramming the gate.
01:26:16.97,01:26:18.22
I donīt know[br]if youīre hearing...
01:26:18.34,01:26:22.10
but I am going[br]to ram your gate.
01:26:22.22,01:26:25.27
What is the commotion[br]in here?
01:26:25.39,01:26:27.10
Tom ram gate.
01:26:34.07,01:26:35.70
What the hell[br]is this?
01:26:35.86,01:26:36.78
Itīs go time.
01:26:56.18,01:26:57.89
That is one strong gate.
01:27:01.69,01:27:02.98
Tom?
01:27:17.88,01:27:23.22
Look, Yuan, Willie,[br]whoever else is listening.
01:27:23.38,01:27:25.39
You donīt want me[br]to be with Sarah...
01:27:25.55,01:27:28.10
and I canīt change that.
01:27:28.26,01:27:31.27
I donīt know[br]where weīre gonna be...
01:27:31.39,01:27:34.73
in 10, 20, 40 years.
01:27:34.86,01:27:36.32
I donīt know[br]who weīre gonna be.
01:27:36.48,01:27:38.57
I donīt know[br]iflīm ever gonna be able...
01:27:38.74,01:27:40.95
to give her all ofthis.
01:27:41.11,01:27:44.87
There are a million things[br]that I donīt know.
01:27:46.33,01:27:48.62
But thereīs one thing[br]that I do.
01:27:48.75,01:27:52.71
And thatīs[br]that I love Sarah.
01:27:52.84,01:27:56.88
And I am going to love her[br]day in and day out...
01:27:57.05,01:27:59.68
for the rest of my life.
01:28:01.64,01:28:04.10
Now, will you please...
01:28:04.27,01:28:07.73
please...
01:28:07.85,01:28:12.44
open the gate so I can[br]tell that to mywife.
01:28:36.64,01:28:38.48
Iīm sorry, man.
01:28:39.94,01:28:41.98
Sometimes when itīs over,[br]itīs just...
01:28:44.28,01:28:46.15
over.
01:29:06.93,01:29:08.10
Drop the love bomb, baby!
01:29:08.22,01:29:10.47
Yeah!
01:29:16.15,01:29:18.15
Now do you get it?
01:29:19.99,01:29:22.99
I love him, Daddy.
01:29:23.16,01:29:25.54
Then go get him.
01:29:56.87,01:29:57.99
Hi.
01:29:58.16,01:29:59.24
Hi.
01:30:02.37,01:30:03.29
Iīm sorry.
01:30:03.46,01:30:05.92
Me too.
01:30:06.00,01:30:07.92
I miss you.
01:30:08.05,01:30:11.47
I miss you too.
01:30:11.63,01:30:14.68
I miss wrecking[br]airplane bathrooms with you.
01:30:14.81,01:30:18.10
I miss sleeping with you[br]inside a snowball.
01:30:19.85,01:30:23.11
And torching hotels[br]in Europe.
01:30:24.90,01:30:29.16
I-- I miss doing time[br]in prison with you.
01:30:39.13,01:30:40.80
Doyou wanna tryto--
01:30:40.96,01:30:42.09
Definitely.
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