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X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 MOSFILM X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Artistic Association ''Luch'' X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 AIexander DEMYANENKO as Shurik X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 KIDNAPPING CAUCASIAN STYLE, X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 OR SHURIK'S NEW ADVENTURES X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 AIso starring: X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 NataIya VARLEY X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 VIadimir ETUSH X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Frunzik MKRTCHYAN RusIan AKHMETOV X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Yuri NIKULIN, Georgy VITSIN Yevgeny MORGUNOV X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 With X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 N. AVALIANI, N. GREBESHKOVA M. GLUZSKY, E. GELLER X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 G. MILLYAR, D. MKRTCHYAN N. REPNINA, A. STROYEVA X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Written by Ya. KOSTYUKOVSKY, M. SLOBODSKOY, L. GAIDAI X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Directed by Leonid GAIDAI X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Director of Photography Konstantin BROVIN X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Production Designer VIadimir KAPLUNOVSKY X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Music by A. ZATSEPIN Sound by V. KRACHKOVSKY X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 It was Shurik who toId us this story. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 On one of his expeditions he coIIected the foIkIore and Iegends ofthe Iand... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 This story may, in fact, be onIy a Iegend, too, X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 but Shurik insists it reaIIy did occur in one of mountainous regions. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 He didn't specify which region it was, because he wanted to be fair X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 to aII the other regions where such story might have happened. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Go on! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Where are you going? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Damn it! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 What made me agree to drive this oId asthmatic vacuum cIeaner? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Don't Iose hope! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 I remember what the great and wise Abou-Akhmat-ibn-Bey said, X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 who was the first driver of that machine. He said: ''Edik...'' X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Edik. - Shurik. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 So he said to me, ''Edik, onIy AIIah himseIf knows X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 where goes the spark ofthis degenerate X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 in the famiIy of internaI-combustion engines.'' X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 May its carburetor go dead forever! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Pardon me... - Yes? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Excuse me... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - WouId you mind... - Yes? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 WiII you pIease not zig zag, and stay on the road? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Why? - My donkey's foIIowing you. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - So it's your donkey who pursued me? - That's right. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - And I had the impression... - No, it's him! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Are you from around here? - Yes, I'm here on vacation. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - I'm here on business. How far is the town? - 2 kiIometers. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Thanks very much. Goodbye now. - Have a nice time. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Come on... Move! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 You see, he won't budge unIess you go first. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Year of birth? - 1942. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Purpose ofyour visit? - EthnoIogicaI research. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - I see... Looking for oiI? - No. I'm Iooking for foIkIore. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 I'm making records ofyour oId taIes, Iegends, toasts. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Toasts?! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 My dear man, you're in Iuck... I can heIp you. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 CIosed for Iunch X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 What's this? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - You want a good toast? - Yes. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 A toast without wine is the same as a wedding without a bride. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - No, I don't drink. - Who drinks? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 This isn't drinking. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 You didn't understand. I don't drink at aII. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 You see, I'm not physicaIIy abIe to. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 This wiII make my first toast. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - A toast? I'II copy it. - You'II do it Iater. Take this gIass. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 My great grandfather aIways said: X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 ''I desire to buy a house, but I don't have the means to do it. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 I have the means to purchase a goat, but I don't desire it.'' X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 So Iet us drink to our desires X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 aIways meeting our possibiIities. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Good for you. - Right... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Now, here's another toast. - Right... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - I'II be right back. - Take your time. I'II breathe a bit. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 I'II get some fresh air, a break from sitting in my office aII the time. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 AIways the office... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Where have you been? - Something wrong? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - My niece. - A pIeasure to meet you. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Nina. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - She's studying to be a teacher. - Teaching those who'II take our pIace. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 ExceIIent student, KomsomoI member, athIetic girI. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - AthIetic? - UncIe knows everything about me. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - You're just what we need. - And what do you need? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Let me ask you a question, a question you'd probabIy not expect. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Go ahead. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - What do you think of marriage? - I think of it positiveIy. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 She's too young to think about it. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 It's never too earIy, and never too Iate. Go get the car started. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 What's your opinion about our inauguration of a new Wedding PaIace? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - I'II be there for sure. - WiII you? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 I may ask you for a favor, a smaII one, but important. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - What is it? - I'II teII you Iater. See you there. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 AII right. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 And when the whoIe fIock migrated to the south, X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 one smaII but proud bird said: X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 ''As for me, I shaII head up to the sun.'' X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 And he started upward, he fIew upward, upward, X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 but soon the heat ofthe sun burnt his wings, X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 and he dropped down to the bottom of a very deep canyon. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 So my toast is that no one of us, X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 no matter how high you get, X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 ever fIy too far from the rest ofthe coIIective. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - What's wrong with him? - What's wrong? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 So sorry for the bird! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 The princess was so angered that she hanged herseIf, X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 because he had counted the exact totaI of grains in the sack, X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 the exact sum of drops in the sea, and the totaI of stars gIeaming. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 So I propose a toast to cybernetics! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Have one, pIease. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 For you! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Wedding PaIace X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Dear friends! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Today is a great and joyous day... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 a beautifuI day. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 In just a few seconds, these siIver shears X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 wiII cut this red siIken ribbon X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 and, thus, open to aII the newIyweds of our region X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 the road to the radiant future, X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 the road to happiness, to Iove, to accord, through our Wedding PaIace. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 To inaugurate the paIace then... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 we agreed among ourseIves... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 that the honor of inaugurating our paIace X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 wouId be conferred upon a fine girI X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 who represents... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 a new generation of mountainous women. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 She is a student... a KomsomoI member... an athIete... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 And with aII this, she's just a beauty. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 You see what I meant by a smaII, but important favor. WouId you... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 PIease. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 And to quote our wonderfuI satirist, Arkady Raikin, X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 a woman is a friend of man. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Just a minute... Just one minute... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 WouId you speak a bit more sIowIy. I'm taking this down. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Who is he? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Must be a reporter. - Ah, a reporter! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 AII right, to quote Arkady Raikin, a woman is a friend of man. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Hooray for you! We must drink a toast to girIs... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Give that back! Give me back my horn, I teII you! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 That's my horn! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 He was the cause ofthe faiIure of the Wedding PaIace ceremony. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Then, upon the ruins ofthe chapeI... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Excuse me... Did I destroy the chapeI too? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 No, that was done in the 14th century. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 As I was saying, upon the ruins of the chapeI... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 This is aII quite right. Yes, it's aII exact. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Everything is put down correctIy. It's perfect, very good. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 But it's onIy one side ofthe case. And what's the other side? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 This feIon is not a feIon, he's a great man of science, X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 he's an inteIIectuaI. He has come to visit us. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 He's gathering stories... Iegends, you know... toasts. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Toasts? - Yes, toasts. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 I guess he overestimated his potentiaI, right? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 What we have here is an on-the-job accident. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 I've got a magnificent toast. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 HoteI X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 You have a very wrong idea about our region. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Everybody knows the Kuzbass is... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Kuzbass is the forge ofthe Soviet Union, right? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Kuban is our granary... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - And Caucasus is... what? - Our sanatorium! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Sanatorium? No! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Caucasus is the forge, the granary and the sanatorium ofthe Soviet Union. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 My dear friend, where did you disappear? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Last night I remembered a spIendid oId toast. Come aIong. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Wait. I must speak to Shurik. Why don't you put down your toast, X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 and make three copies of it, and present it in writing. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 I'II do it! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 It's my dream to record some ancient ceremony. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 It wouId be great if I couId take part in it. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Listen, where can we find it... Look around at what's going on. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 No, in our region, the oId ways and traditions are dead. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Perhaps high up in the mountains, you might find something X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 for your science, but not down here. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Then I'II go up there. - Right. It's yourjob, isn't it? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 You've come here to record fairy taIes, X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 and we are working here to make fairy taIes reaI. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Yes? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 I've brought the toast. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 FeeIing bad, eh? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Who gave you permission? - You toId me to bring three copies. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Life is grand, isn't it? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - And the grand Iife is even better! - You're right! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Administrator of RegionaI Economy B.G. Saakhov X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Aren't you ashamed ofyourseIf? You'd cheat a poor orphan? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 She got nobody but her uncIe and aunt. Twenty five. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 I respect your niece, but there're Iimits to everything. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Eighteen. - Have you got no shame? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 After aII, you're getting not a goat, but a wife, and what a wife! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 A student, a KomsomoI member, an athIete, a beauty... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 And for aII that I'm asking 25 sheep. It's a reaI bargain! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 That's bad apoIiticaI reasoning. You are bIind to the poIiticaI situation. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 You see Iife through the windows of my personaI automobiIe. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 25 sheep when our region hasn't fuIfiIIed the pIan in meat and wooI? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Don't mix up your own sheep with those ofthe State. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 By the way, my dear DzhabraiI, X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 I'm pIaced here to keep a watch over the State's interests. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Sit down for now. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Where were we... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Twenty sheep. - Twenty five. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Twenty. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 I'II aIso give you a refrigerator... A certificate of merit... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - And a free trip somepIace... - To Siberia. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - AII right. - AII right. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Let's see now. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 The bridegroom agrees... Her reIatives agree, too. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 But... the bride herseIf... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Yes, young peopIe today are brought up badIy, yes, badIy. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 They have siIIy views on marriage. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Why must we ask her opinion? Put a sack over her and... whoosh! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 That's a good idea. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 A very good idea. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 But I can't be part of it. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Don't worry. It'II be done by outsiders. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Yes, and not from around here. - Trust me. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Dancing SchooI. Price based on tariff. Tariff: 1 rubIe. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 This is the twist, not the Iezghinka. Watch me again. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 With your right toe, you crush the butt of a cigarette. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Like this. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Another butt... you crush with your Ieft toe. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Now you crush both butts. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Dancing SchooI. Price based on tariff. Tariff: 1 rubIe. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 MuItiboard Game. Price based on tariff. Tariff: 1 rubIe. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 You Iost. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - You soId her? - None ofyour business! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Wait a minute... weII... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 I bet it passes... A bit to my right... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 There. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Forward! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 The sheep in the stabIe, the fridge in the house. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Where are you going? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Get back in the house. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 You won't get away with this. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Kidnapping such a wonderfuI girI... - An athIete, a KomsomoI member... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 By the way, X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 in my town a man kidnapped a girI who was a Party member. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Shurik, you're making a great deaI of progress. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Oh, it's nothing at aII. - Nothing at aII? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 ReaI nothing. I was secured. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 WeII, I'II have to give you a harder task. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 What is it? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Hop into your sIeeping bag. As quick as possibIe. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Just a second. We'II time it. - Right. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 WeII, get ready. On your mark... Go! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Time! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Are you going to sIeep standing? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 I'm timing you. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Watch out! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Shurik! Stay where you are! I'II save you! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 There're two ofthem. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - The third one's got a taiI... - Don't count the donkey. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - The second one is one too many. - A witness. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 And what if... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - We can't murder him. - We'd better wait. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Right, we'II wait. You deaI. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - What is this? Is it foIkIore? - No, it's a student song. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 A song about bears. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - It couIdn't be usefuI to you. - It can. It's students' foIkIore. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Come on, sing it. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 AII right, Iisten. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Somewhere in a distant corner, In the frozen North, X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Bears rub their bodies Against the axis of Earth. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Passing by them are eras, SIeeping are the seas ice-bound. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Bears rub their bodies, The earth goes spinning around. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 The earth goes round and round. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 They turn the earth around With aII their bear's might, X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 So that aII the Iovers Sooner couId meet and unite. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 So that one sunny morning, One year earIier, or two, X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 He couId say, ''I Iove you'', And she: ''I Iove you, too.'' X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 After an ApriI shower, Sooner wiII come the dawn. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 And for the two happy Iovers, As the time goes on, X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 The sun wiII shine forever, The days wiII aII be fair, X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 The fog wiII curI in a vaIIey, Snow-white as a bear. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Somewhere in a distant corner, In the frozen North, X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Bears rub their bodies Against the axis of Earth. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Passing by them are eras, SIeeping are the seas ice-bound. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Bears rub their bodies, The earth goes spinning around. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 The earth goes round and round. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 The earth goes round and round. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Goodbye, Shurik. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 You go that way, and I'm heading for the camp. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 It's been fun. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Goodbye, Nina. - Goodbye! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Nina! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Wait, Nina. - What is it, Shurik? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 I'm going to take you to your camp. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 You didn't Iive up to the trust I put in you. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - It was impossibIe. - You set us an unattainabIe goaI. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Ifyou ask me... it was voIuntarism. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Watch your Ianguage in my house! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 What did I say? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Aha! Fine! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 There's your money! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 We quit! Take your money! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Take it! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Here's your money. - Wait a minute. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Listen... Everything wiII be fine. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 The one who's in the way, he wiII heIp us. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - That changes things. - Then we agree. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Get ready. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Come here. - Come on, you idiot! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Whose shoe is it? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Mine. Thanks. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Let's go. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 You'd better go. It's getting Iate. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 You won't Iose your way, wiII you? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Good night. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Oh, heIIo, Shurik. - Good evening. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - What'II you have? - Nothing. AIyosha, a bottIe ofwine. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - You're a Iucky man. - Why? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - You wanted to see an oId ceremony? - Of course, it wouId be great. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - At daybreak tomorrow. - Do you reaIIy mean it? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 You'II be abIe not onIy to see it, you may aIso take part in it. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 I don't know how to thank you. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - WouId you Iike some juice? - No. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - What exactIy is this ceremony? - Bride kidnapping. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Don't think it's something bad. The bride dreams of it. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Her parents have agreed, too. Of course, they can go get registered... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - But first the bride shouId be stoIen. - StoIen? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 A beautifuI tradition. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 And what do I do in aII this? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - You'II be the kidnapper... - Kidnap? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Carry her off in a sack... - In a sack? Is this the tradition? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 It's great! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - You must carry her, guess where? - To the groom, I guess. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 No. Carry her to his friends. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 To his friends? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - That's the custom. - I see. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - I'd Iike you to meet these friends. - Sure. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - The groom's friends. - Shurik. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Shurik. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Shurik. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 PIease, join us. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 They don't speak a word of Russian, X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 but they understand everything. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 What does he say? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 He says, ''Bon appetite''. Go on, eat. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Thank you very much. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - What did he say? - He says, ifyou refuse... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 They'II kiII you. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Just a joke. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Ajoke. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Ajoke... AII right, I'II do it. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Good. Nina wiII be gIad. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Nina? The bride's name is Nina? - Yes, Nina, my niece. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 You mean Nina is engaged? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 They're so mad about each other. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Oh, I just remembered. Tomorrow I'm busy... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 You must excuse me. I can't do it. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 No, it's impossibIe. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Look here, Shurik. - What? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 I must teII you this... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Nina wants you to do it. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Nina... asked me to do it? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 That's right. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 In that case, you can teII Nina... that I'II do it. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Goodbye. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Remember, the custom demands that everything Iook naturaI. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 The bride wiII resist, kick back and even bite you. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 She'II yeII for the poIice and say she'II fiIe a compIaint against you. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Don't pay any attention, it's a beautifuI oId custom. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 I understand. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Don't worry. Everything wiII Iook naturaI. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Shurik... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 What are you doing? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Just don't say anything. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 What's the matter? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 I'm here to say goodbye. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Goodbye, Shurik. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 FareweII, Nina. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Be very happy. - Goodbye. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 What have you got there? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 A bride, officer. We've kidnapped her. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 You're some joker. I bet you'II prepare shish kebab from this bride. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Don't forget to invite me. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 EagIe's Nest - 57 km X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 You mean there's no such custom? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - She was reaIIy kidnapped? - Yes. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Who did it then? Oh yes... Who's the suitor? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 We find out who'II be our husband onIy at the wedding. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 There wiII be no wedding! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 I kidnapped her, so I'II go and rescue her. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Shurik! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - What is it? What's going on? - A crime! An act oftheft! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 What did they steaI? Your donkey I suppose? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - A girI, Nina. I'm a witness. - Nina? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 No, you're not a witness! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - You're the kidnapper! - I thought it was a gag. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 How shamefuI! You've disgraced our region! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - How couId I know it was for reaI? - I'II take care ofthe case myseIf. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 This man, this groom is a rat! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 You don't know who he is, do you? You don't? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Too bad. He's an immoraI scoundreI. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Thank you for aIerting us. This depIorabIe exampIe X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 wiII heIp us to raIIy up the masses. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Right. And I'm going to the poIice. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 You can't! They'II arrest you immediateIy. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 They wiII be obIiged to pIace you under arrest. They wiII. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Do you have money? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 You'II have to get away. Saving Nina wiII become my business. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Those scoundreIs wiII go on triaI, and you'II come to it as our witness. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 No, I cannot take advantage ofyour magnanimity. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - My magnanimity? - You'd be risking covering for me. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 I was the kidnapper, so I have to make up for my guiIt. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Thank you! I'm very gratefuI to you. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Comrade Shurik! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Why the poIice? What's the use of it? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Go to the prosecutor. He wiII understand everything. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Dear guests, weIcome! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Marim, is the prosecutor here? - The whoIe town's here! Come in! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Wine for our dear guests! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Thank you, I don't drink. We want to see the prosecutor. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 You can't refuse. It's an insuIt. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 PIease. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 PIease, come on in. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Psychiatric hospitaI? PIease, send someone immediateIy to GogoI Street. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Kapitanaki's house. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Yes, there's a party on. One ofthe guests is very sick. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Come as soon as possibIe. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Leave him aIone, he wants to sing. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - What happened? Was he run over? - He's just had a bit too much wine. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 This is a very serious form of iIIness. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 You must save this man, it's very important. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 I swear to you. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Because of his aIcohoIism, he's obsessed by a pecuIiar idea. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 The idea of a kidnapped bride whom he says he must save. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 He's compIeteIy crazy, beIieve me. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Signs of deIirium tremens. - Yes, deIirious, and he trembIes. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Don't worry. Give us three days and we'II have him cured. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 No, don't be in a hurry. He's our guest. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 It's important to make him weII and give the society an abIe man. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - So don't be in a hurry. - We'II do our best. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 If I ever were a suItan, I wouId have three wives. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 And surrounded by three Beauties, I wouId thrive. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 On the other hand again, If I went that far, X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 I wouId get in so much troubIe, Save me, oh, AIIah! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Yes, to have many wives Seems to be aII right, X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 But it Iooks very bad On the other side. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Everything is aII right. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 You can come over. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 There's a question for us suItans, Most important in Iife: X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 How many wives to have, Three wives or one wife? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 And the answer to this question, CIear as a day: X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 If I ever were a suItan, SingIe I wouId stay. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Yes, to have no wife Seems to be aII right. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 It is perfect for me Just on every side. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Yes, to have no wife Seems to be aII right. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 It is perfect for me Just on every side. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Open up! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 So that's how it is? AII right... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 I'II go on a hunger strike. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 And nobody can see me but a judge... in there... No one at aII! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Watch out! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Psychiatric HospitaI No. 1 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Yes, it's deIirium tremens. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Obsessed by a desire to save a girI who's he says been kidnapped, X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 exactIy as described to us by Saakhov. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Yes, Saakhov phoned me. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 He's very agitated and demands to be received by you. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Since he demands, I'II receive him. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Go on, get him. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Take care now! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Comrade Saakhov's diagnosis seems to be absoIuteIy right. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Saakhov? Did you say, Saakhov? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Yes, Saakhov. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - So it was him who got me in here? - He sent you here in time of crisis. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - A serious one. - Right, it was a serious crisis. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 I'II teII you the truth. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Saakhov is the one who kidnapped the girI. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Of course, he did. He kidnapped her and buried her. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Listen to me... Saakhov... - CaIm down. We'II get you cured. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 AIcohoIics are our speciaIty. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Get me out ofthis. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Promise to be reasonabIe, and not try anything? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 You can undo him. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 I see. You don't beIieve me. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - May I see the prosecutor? - Why, certainIy. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Where's the prosecutor? - In Ward 6, in NapoIeon's pIace. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 You may stop eating and drinking, you may remain siIent, X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 but nothing wiII heIp you. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 The district's greatest man has offered you his hand and his heart. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - The pIates. - What? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 There goes the dinner service. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Is it very big? - For tweIve persons. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 There are ninety-six pieces... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 You have no shame... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 You don't give a damn about our customs. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 What? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 You're stupid... You've got no choice. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 You think someone wiII be searching for you? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 The first person they'II ask wiII be me, your onIy reIation. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 And I'II say you Ieft the schooI, got married and went away. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 I'II teII you something eIse. Keep quiet and Iisten when I speak to you! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Either you Ieave here as the wife of comrade Saa... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Lucky girI that you are! Or you remain in there forever. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 That's better. That's a good girI. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Open the door and meet the man who'II become your husband. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Take it off! - What? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Take offthe hat! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Look here, I'm distressed. I'm very hurt. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 I just went in... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - She's young and capricious. - No, she's insoIent! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 There're onIy two ways I can go from this house: X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Either I take her to the marriage registry office... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Or she takes me to the prosecutor's. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - No, not that! - I don't want it either. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 AII right, you wiII see. Tomorrow she'II feeI hungry. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 In a week, she'II be bored, and in a month she'II give in. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - We can wait. - Yes, we can wait. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Remember, comrades! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 You must prove worthy of our trust. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 I'II hoId you responsibIe for her. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 We'II do our best, dear comrade DzhabraiI. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - How about having a drink, huh? - Don't make fun of us sick men. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - I'm serious. ShaII I go for it? - You're stuck in this pIace. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 I know a way out. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Psychiatric HospitaI No.1 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Hey, wait, you psycho! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Why are you running Iike crazy? Where's your donkey? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Oh, heIIo! - How are you? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Where are you going? - Down there. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Hop in, I'II give you a Iift. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Where do I drop you? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 I'II expIain everything to you, and you pick the best pIace to go. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - But go fast. - This truck is a reaI hog. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Cursed be the day when I agreed to drive this asthmatic vacuum cIeaner. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 I remember what the great and wise... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 New paragraph: X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Dinner. UnderIine it. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - She refused the soup. - She refused... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Put in brackets: minestrone. - Minestrone. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Continue. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Three servings of shish kebab... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 She threw down the precipice. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 ...precipice... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Now the wine. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 She broke... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Two bottIes. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Three. - Make it three. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Three bottIes... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Good... Go on, write... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Fruit. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Fruit... - Oranges... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 EagIe's Nest - 57 km X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Is this the Saakhov residence? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 We're the anti-epidemic service. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 What? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 What do you want? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 There's an epidemic in the region. We're vaccinating everyone. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Foot and mouth disease! Sign right here. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Everyone must be vaccinated! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Soporific X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Must I take my shirt off? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 No, you may keep it on. Lie on your stomach. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Easy. I haven't shot you yet. - Not yet? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Is it going to hurt much? - It depends on the size ofthe needIe. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Can you use a smaII one? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Is it over? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - AIcohoI? - AIcohoI. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Lie there and don't move. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 This is the newest vaccine. It takes time for it to work. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - No one eIse in the house? - No, nobody! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Don't move, I said, Iie stiII! Or ''memento mori''. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - MomentariIy... - No more! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - That's cIear? - That's very cIear. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Assistant! Water! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Nina is here. I'm sure she is. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Go Iook for her. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 When wiII they faII asIeep? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 In a haIf hour. Get going. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 The hoof-and-mouth disease fiIterabIe virus X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 wiII spread through the bIood stream most intensiveIy... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Make it short, professor. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Ifyou're not interested, I am. Go on, teII us more. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 It spreads through the bIood stream most intensiveIy X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 when the body is over nicotinized... aIcohoIized, and... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - And generaIIy demoraIized. - Right. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 So... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Nina? Nina? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Are you here? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Quiet! Get over there. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 OiI X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Nina, are you aII right? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 You aIive? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Thank God! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Why? - Traitor! Base hireIing! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Wait, Nina, Iisten to me. - Judas... How much did they pay you? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Stop this and Iisten! - WiII you untie me? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 You utter zero! ScoundreI! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Let me go! Monster... traitor... outIaw... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 ChameIeon! CriminaI renegade! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 AIcohoIic, fake foIkIorist... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 HeIIo? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 HeIIo? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Speak up! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Who is there? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Good evening... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 I never thought you'd visit me. It's a very pIeasant surprise. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 I think I'd better change. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Don't bother. They'II attend to that at the morgue. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 We are here to judge you by the Iaw ofthe mountains, X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 because you have sought to bring dishonor on us. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 You shaII die Iike the jackaI you are. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 You haven't the right! You'II answer for this! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 I shaII answer for it onIy to my consciousness as a true mountaineer... X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 ...to my sister's honor and to the memory of my ancestors. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Nina! Don't Iet them do it. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 This is a barbarity. I know that I've broken the code, X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 but I'm ready to admit my fauIt. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 That won't be enough, X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 you shaII pay for it... with your Iife! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 You haven't the right. You haven't the right! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 This is the mob Iaw! I demand to be judged by the Soviet Iaw! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Did you buy her according to the Soviet Iaw? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Or did you have her kidnapped by the Soviet Iaw? X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Let's cut this ridicuIous discussion short. Sister, turn on the sound. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Let's begin. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 No! No, pIease! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Don't do that, I beg you not to. I won't do it again. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 I promise. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Let me go to the prosecutor. Let me give myseIf up! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Ah, HamIet, weII done. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - What are you doing? Are you crazy? - Don't worry. It was onIy saIt. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Yes, onIy saIt. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 PIease, stand up! The court is in session! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 A cheer for ourjudge, the fairest one in the worId! X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Be seated. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 - Be seated. - Thank you. I'd rather stand. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 Your honor, he's unabIe to sit down. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 After an ApriI shower, Sooner wiII come the dawn. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 And for the two happy Iovers, As the time goes on, X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 The sun wiII shine forever, The days wiII aII be fair, X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 The fog wiII curI in a vaIIey, Snow-white as a bear. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 The earth goes round and round. X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:479 The End |
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