Me Myself and Irene
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I got a star on my car[br]and one on my chest
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A gun on my hip[br]and the right to arrest
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I'm the guy who's the boss[br]on this highway
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So watch out what you're doin'[br]when you're drivin' my way
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If you break the law[br]you'll hear from me l know
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I'm working for the state[br]I'm the highway patrol
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Well, you know me when you see me[br]'cause my door's painted white
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My siren a- screamin'[br]and my flashin' red light
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I work all day[br]and l work all night
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Just to keep the law and order[br]tryin' to do what's right
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If l write you out a ticket
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Then you better drive slow
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I'm just a-doin' my job[br]I'm the highway patrol
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I'm the highway patrol[br]The highway patrol
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My hours are long[br]and my pay is low
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But l'll do my best[br]to keep you drivin' slow
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I'm justa-doin' my job[br]I'm the highway patrol
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Meet Charlie-[br]helpful dad, upstanding citizen...
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and an 18-year veteran of the greatest[br]law enforcement agency in the land.
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- the Rhode lsland State Police.
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That's Charlie's home-[br]modest, like the man.
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Even though he lived[br]on the water,
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Charlie wasn't[br]much of a swimmer...
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which will come into play[br]a little later in our story.
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But l'm getting way ahead[br]of myself.
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You know, maybe it's best if we just[br]go back and begin at the beginning.
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As a young man, Charlie had the world[br]by its bootstraps.
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He was the best young trooper[br]on the force...
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and was dating the prettiest[br]and smartest gal in town.
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Hername was Layla,[br]just like the melody.
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Mmm, Charlie.
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You have no idea[br]how much I love you.
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- Yeah ?[br]- Yeah.
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- Well, will you stay with me[br]no matter what ?[br]- Of course, Charlie.
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Well, what if l had to move to the[br]Arctic, and you could never come home,
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and you had to eat whale blubber[br]for the rest of your life ?
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- Would you still stay with me ?[br]- Yeah, I'd stay.
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- But I hope that never happens.[br]- Yeah, me too.
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Well, by spring time,
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they had made it official.
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Boy, le tme tellyou,
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that was some wedding.
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It was presided over[br]by Father Ken Gumbert,
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and half the Rhode lsland[br]State Police Force was in attendance.
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- Congratulations, Charlie.[br]- Thank you, Captain.
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- Ooh ![br]- All right.
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- Lookwhat I got.[br]- Ooh !
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Whoo. Here we go.
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Ah.
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Oh, um, excuse me.[br]Do you people take checks ?
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Say that again. Do we people[br]take checks ? You mean, the black man ?
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No, no, no, no, no.[br]God, no. Your company.
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Don't give me that backtracking[br]bullshit. That was a racist slur !
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No, it wasn't, really.[br]I-l would never-
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Tell you what ![br]I'll make it real easy for you.
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Why don't you just pay me[br]in cotton or a cartload of watermelons ?
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Or how's about a couple[br]of them buckets of fried chicken ?
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'Cause you know how we black people-[br]we just love fried chicken, Mr. Charlie.
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- Hey, no, come on now. Settle down.[br]- What's going on ?
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This cat don't believe[br]a nigger knows how to cash a check.[br]Ain't that about a bitch !
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Charlie, I don't wanna ever hear you[br]use the " N" word in this house.
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What ? l- I never said[br]anything remotely racist.
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- Oh, so it's[br]the little people thing then ?[br]- No !
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You think just 'cause I'm small,[br]you can just push me around ?
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Well, come on, my friend,[br]let's boogie.
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- I'm gonna give you a little[br]lesson in low center of gravity.[br]- What ?
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- Hey, whoa, hey, stop it !
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Hey ! Cut it-[br]Stop it now. Sir !
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Don't patronize me[br]with that "sir" crap.
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- Whoa, hey, those are illegal.[br]
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Stop. Oh, God ! Ow !
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- Oh, it's on now ! It's on.[br]- Charlie !
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- Charlie, don'thithim ![br]
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Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, stop it ![br]Charlie, stop it !
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Charlie, Charlie. Hey, hey, hey,[br]just let me handle this. Stop it !
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Excuse me, Mister, um,[br]"Jackson"-
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Uh- Oh, stop it ![br]What-What-What is your first name ?
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- It's Shonte.[br]
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Shonte, I'm- I am-[br]I am so, so sorry. I apologize.
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Oh, come on, here.[br]Let me walk you to your car.
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I just don't have the patience for[br]people who judge books by their cover.
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And you shouldn't have to.
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Treating me like a dumbshit. I mean,[br]who does he think he's talking to ?
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I'm a tenured professor[br]of molecular genetics over at Brown,
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- and I'm head[br]of the Boston chapter of MENSA.[br]- You're kidding ?
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No. I'm just driving this limo[br]as a sociologic experiment, that's it.
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- But MENSA ? I'm president[br]of the Providence chapter.[br]- Nokidding.
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Just when Charlie thought[br]life couldn't get any sweeter,
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old Mr. Stork dropped in[br]to pay him and Layla a visit.
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- It's a boy !
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Oh, boy, oy, oy.
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Wow !
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He's so- Wow !
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- Huh ? What ?
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- Whoa, oh, my God, we're in luck.[br]He's got company !
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- Push ! Push !
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Charlie loved those boys so much,
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he just couldn't face[br]the truth.
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And so he went on with his life,[br]as if everything was normal.
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Hey, Finneran.[br]Hey, Buddy.
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- Hey ! Hope you brought[br]your appetite with ya.[br]- Oh, I did.
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- Ahh ![br]- Charlie, your kids look great.
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- Yeah, don't they ? Thanks.[br]- Uh-huh.
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- Charlie,[br]
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just between you and me,
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did you ever notice that your kids have[br]sort of a year-round tan ?
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Yeah, well, uh-
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- My great grandmother's halfltalian.[br]- Halfltalian ?
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, that's probably why[br]the water beads off their hair, huh ?
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Yeah, so ?
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- I mean, a lot of people have[br]different kind of hair.[br]- Oh, yeah.
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I mean, what are you-[br]what are you- what are you getting at ?
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No, no, I'm just saying is-[br]You know-
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Come on, Charlie,[br]goddamn it !
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Those kids' dicks are bigger[br]than them sausages.
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Knock it off, Finneran. Those are[br]my children you're talking about.
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- I've been meaning[br]to ask you about that.[br]- Finneran !
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Get over here.[br]It's your turn.
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Charlie, don't mind me.
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It'sj-just the beer talking,[br]you know ? Whoo !
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Hmm. Sure.
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There's something powerful[br]bubbling up inside me, Father,
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and I'm afraid that someday,
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if l don't do something,[br]I'm gonna explode.
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Where does this rage[br]come from, my son ?
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I don't know.[br]It's a lot of things, really.
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Take my wife, for example.
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I love her like no other,
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but part of me suspects[br]that she may be having an affair.
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And I'm-l'm probably[br]just being paranoid here,
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but I get the feeling...
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that the entire town is[br]laughing at me behind my back.
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Charlie, that you ?
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Eventually,[br]Charlie's worst fears were realized.
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Eventually,[br]Charlie's worst fears were realized.
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I'm so sorry, Charlie.[br]Really, I am.
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But I have to do this.[br]I found my soul mate.
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But...
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I thought I was your soul mate.
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Tsk. Oh.
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Come on, legs.[br]Let's roll, baby.
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I don't know what to say.
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I guess the heart just wants[br]what the heart wants.
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Bye, Charlie.
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But you said[br]you'd eat whale blubber.
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Oh, she'll be eating blubber,[br]all right,just as soon as I free willy.
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It's funny how a man[br]reacts when his heart gets broken.
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Some break down[br]and cry like a baby.
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Others, they take out an Uzi[br]and climb a clock tower.
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But Charlie Bailey gates[br]didn't seem to react at all.
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He just swallowed hard,
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felt that slab of heartache[br]slide over the lump in this throat,
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and he locked it all away.
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As you can imagine,[br]it wasn't easy...
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for little Jamaal,[br]Lee Harvey and Shonte Junior...
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growing up without a mom,
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but Charlie made that little house into[br]a big old home, and the boys flourished.
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Let me tell you,[br]they were smart ones.
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- What are you buildin', fellas ?[br]- An airplane, Daddy.
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- Bye-bye !
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- Bye, Daddy ![br]- Have a good time at work !
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Bye, Daddy!
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Love you, Daddy!
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Where he can't hide
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-From himself[br]- No. No !
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Hey ! Stop it ! Jamaal, you're[br]in a lot of trouble ! Get off that !
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Don't you take off in that !
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-How many seas[br]must a white dove sail[br]- Shonte Junior,
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how can you keep eatin' that crap[br]and never gain weight ?
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- I don't know. Just lucky, I guess.[br]
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How many times
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-Must the cannonballs fly[br]- Do you believe his voice ?[br]That's Gomer Pyle !
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Before they're[br]forever banned
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- The answer, my friend[br]- Daddy, can we watch[br]Richard Pryuor on H.B.O. ?
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-Is blowing in the wind[br]- Richard Pryuor ?
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- Please.[br]- Okay.
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In Africa, though,[br]l go out in the country. Whoo!
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You see some lions and shit.[br]I'm talkin' about real lions,
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not them kind you be[br]fuckin' with in the zoo.
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You fuck with the lions,[br]" Hey, lion, motherfucker !"
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Be throwin' shit at it.[br]Lion be, "Uh-oh, oh!"
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As they have[br]a way of doing, the years[br]passed some what regularly.
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And the boys, well,[br]they came into their own.
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...is make her[br]toss my salad!
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...is make her[br]toss my salad!
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The guy's like, "Toss my salad?[br]W-Well, what's that ?"
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Yeah, well,[br]having your salad tossed...
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means having your asshole[br]eaten out with jelly or syrup.
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I prefer syrup.
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He's a funny motherfucker.
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Although Charlie's[br]police work had started to suffer,
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the kids were doing great.
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Damn ! I can't figure out the atomic[br]mass of this motherfuckin' deuteron.
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Shit, man,[br]that shit's simple.
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- Look. Tell me this, tell me this.[br]- What, what ?
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- What's a deuteron made up of?[br]- Duh, a proton and a neutron.
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Then what's this motherfuckin' electron[br]doin' right there ?
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- Shit, I don't know.[br]- Well, get it outta there then !
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Okay, so you sayin' I add up[br]the atomic masses of the proton[br]and the neutron, right ?
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- Mm-hmm.[br]- I sees that, but what do I do[br]with the goddamn electron ?
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Can I bring it over here ?
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Enrico Fermi would roll over[br]in his motherfuckin' grave[br]ifhe heard that stupid shit.
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I mean, he'd just turn over ass up[br]in your face. He wouldn't give a fuck.
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Man,Jamaal, man,[br]just cut my man some slack, dog.
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Look here, I'm just tryuin'[br]to help him save face, all right ?
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He keep askin' questions like that,[br]motherfuckers gonna think he's stupid.
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- I ain't stupid.[br]- Mornin', fellas.
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- Oh, hey, Dad.[br]- Hey, Pops, howyou doin', man ?
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- What's all the commotion down here ?[br]-Just school shit and shit.
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- How's my little guy doin' ?[br]- Strugglin'. This quantum[br]physics is confusing.
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- Ifl don't buckle down,[br]I'm gonna get myself another B-plus.[br]- Oh, that'd be whack.
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Man, he so fuckin' dumb,[br]he think calculus is a goddamn emperor.
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- Give it up, dog.[br]- Well, you think polypeptide's[br]a motherfuckin' toothpaste.
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Oh, I gotta get outta here.[br]I don't want to have to bust a cap.
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Kisses.
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Mm, Daddy.
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- Seeya later.[br]- Loveya ! All right.
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Yeah, Charlie was gettin'[br]a lot of respect inside the house,
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but outside-[br]well, that was another story.
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Mornin', Ed.
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Charlie.
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Say, Ed, did you see[br]where my paper went today ?
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Uh, the wife's got it[br]in the shitter.
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Well, could you tell her to throw it[br]on the porch when she's done ?
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Can't you get one at work ?
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Yeah, l... suppose I could.[br]You betcha.
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I'd like that
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If we could cycle[br]down some lane
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I'd like that
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If we could ride[br]into the rain
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No mess getting wet
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I'd be your Albert
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If you'd be Victoria
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Ha, ha[br]We'd laugh because
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Each drop would make me[br]grow up really high
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Really high like a really high thing[br]say a sun flower
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- Hey, Charlie.[br]- Hey, George, Herb.
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- Hi, Charlie.[br]- How do, fellas ?
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- Hi, Charlie.[br]- Listen, Dick, I was-
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Hey, guys, check out[br]the rack on this one.
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Whoa !
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Oh, yeah,[br]that's what daddy likes.
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It looks like a dead heat[br]in a zeppelin race.
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- Yeah, a couple of Hindenburgs, huh ?[br]- Oh, the humanity!
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Come on, guys, take it easy.[br]She's a mom.
00:16:44.04,00:16:45.98
"She's a mom."
00:16:48.31,00:16:51.08
- She's not my mom ![br]- She's a yummy mom.
00:16:55.02,00:16:57.42
- You kill me ![br]- "She's a mom."
00:17:03.46,00:17:08.36
Sure, that is good.[br]Oh.
00:17:08.43,00:17:12.23
Listen, uh, Dick, I'm sorry u,[br]uh, to bother you like this,
00:17:12.30,00:17:17.26
but, uh, uh, your-your-your car[br]is gonna have to be moved.
00:17:17.34,00:17:19.97
Yeah, sure, Charlie, okay.
00:17:20.04,00:17:22.81
I should be done here[br]in another ten or fifteen minutes.
00:17:24.51,00:17:27.38
You know,[br]I hate to be a stickler, Dick,
00:17:27.45,00:17:29.68
but, uh, the law states that you can't[br]park in one place for more than an hour,
00:17:29.75,00:17:33.35
and you've been there for-
00:17:33.42,00:17:35.58
goin' on three days now.
00:17:37.03,00:17:41.16
All right, all right,[br]the law's the law.
00:17:41.23,00:17:44.69
Park it behind the grocery store,[br]will ya, Charlie ?
00:17:48.11,00:17:50.54
Yeah, sure.
00:17:52.38,00:17:55.71
- This one ?[br]- There's an old saying.
00:17:55.78,00:17:59.72
- An ostrich with his head[br]in the sand makes a lousy cop.[br]- My fault.
00:17:59.78,00:18:02.62
You see, if you can't deal[br]with your own problems,
00:18:02.69,00:18:05.55
- well, it's hard to deal with others'.[br]- Sweetie.
00:18:05.62,00:18:08.46
Sweetie ?[br]That's kind of dangerous.
00:18:08.53,00:18:11.36
You wanna move it up onto the sidewalk,[br]away from the traffic ?
00:18:11.43,00:18:14.89
My dad says you're a joke,[br]and I don't have to listen to you.
00:18:18.84,00:18:22.79
Well, your father[br]is entitled to his opinion,
00:18:22.87,00:18:25.87
but I am an officer of the law,[br]and, uh, by all rights, l-
00:18:25.94,00:18:30.71
- Fuck off ![br]- You should watch your mouth,[br]little girl.
00:18:38.32,00:18:40.26
Thank you, have a nice day.
00:18:42.49,00:18:45.26
- Excuse me. Charlie ! Hey ![br]- Hey.
00:18:45.33,00:18:47.76
You mind if l get ahead of you ?[br]I'm in a wicked rush. Is that okay ?
00:18:47.83,00:18:49.86
- Oh, yeah, sure, go ahead.[br]- You're a doll.
00:18:49.93,00:18:53.03
- Aw.[br]- Hey, kids, over here ! Now !
00:18:55.17,00:18:59.11
Didn't I tell you to stay with me ?[br]Stop ! Put those down !
00:19:09.05,00:19:13.22
Nyah, nyah, nyah-nyah-nyah[br]We're gonna rock you
00:19:41.99,00:19:45.33
"VagiClean," huh ?[br]What's the matter, honey ?
00:19:45.40,00:19:47.70
Little extra cheese[br]on the taco ?
00:19:49.50,00:19:51.73
- Excuse me.[br]- No, excuse me.
00:19:54.77,00:19:57.30
There's no tag on this.
00:19:57.38,00:19:59.40
Price check on VagiClean,[br]aisle five.
00:19:59.48,00:20:04.78
I repeat. Price check on VagiClean,[br]aisle five. That's VagiClean.
00:20:04.85,00:20:08.91
We got a customer down here[br]with a full-on fallopian fungus.[br]She's baking a loaf of bread,
00:20:08.99,00:20:11.75
and l think it's sourdough.
00:20:13.76,00:20:16.92
Put a rush on that.
00:20:18.73,00:20:20.79
Hey, big guy,[br]did you hear the news ?
00:20:20.87,00:20:24.17
My son, Billy, got the lead[br]in the high school musical.
00:20:24.24,00:20:26.67
Well, I guess he likes[br]the cock after all.
00:20:29.18,00:20:30.61
Wha-
00:20:32.85,00:20:37.28
-I'm basically no good
00:20:37.35,00:20:39.91
Still wanna skip rope[br]on the street ?
00:20:39.99,00:20:42.08
I'm gonna tell my daddy[br]on you, Charlie !
00:20:42.15,00:20:45.06
Wrong answer.[br]And the name's Hank, fuckface.
00:20:48.86,00:20:52.96
And l'm not fit to touch
00:20:53.03,00:20:55.87
- The hem of your garment[br]
00:20:55.94,00:20:58.50
And no, no
00:20:58.57,00:21:00.80
I'm not fit to touch
00:21:00.87,00:21:05.24
The hem of your garment
00:21:32.41,00:21:34.46
There you go, Dick.
00:21:34.54,00:21:38.77
I parked it for ya.[br]By the way,
00:21:41.18,00:21:43.17
you got a headlight out.
00:21:47.02,00:21:48.78
Yeah
00:21:48.85,00:21:52.55
Oh, no
00:21:52.63,00:21:55.79
All right
00:22:26.03,00:22:29.98
- Mm-mm, that looks good.[br]- Here you go, Colonel.
00:22:30.06,00:22:32.59
Very good, Malcolm.[br]Thank you.
00:22:32.67,00:22:35.00
Colonel, we got a problem.[br]There's something wrong with Charlie.
00:22:35.07,00:22:36.57
- One-X to 1 12.[br]- 1 1 2 responding.
00:22:36.57,00:22:38.47
- One-X to 1 12.[br]- 1 1 2 responding.
00:22:40.51,00:22:43.10
Of course, there's[br]not much about this sort of thing...
00:22:43.18,00:22:45.77
in the Rhode lsland[br]State Police manual,
00:22:45.85,00:22:50.44
so they sent him up to Boston to see[br]a team of highly trained head doctors.
00:22:50.52,00:22:53.25
They quickly identified[br]the problem.
00:22:53.32,00:22:55.38
You got a major screw loose.
00:22:55.45,00:22:57.39
Huh ?
00:22:57.46,00:23:02.86
- Doctors have diagnosed you[br]as having a split personality.[br]- A schizo.
00:23:02.93,00:23:06.23
- I-l don't remember any of this.[br]- That's because...
00:23:06.30,00:23:10.10
according to that report, it wasn't you[br]that this was happening to.
00:23:10.17,00:23:12.10
- It was this other guy.[br]- Hank.
00:23:12.17,00:23:14.73
- Huh ?[br]- He said his name was Hank.
00:23:14.81,00:23:17.78
- And apparently Hank is[br]trying to get out.[br]- Tryuing to get out ?
00:23:17.84,00:23:20.61
What do you mean, "get out" ?[br]How did he get in ?
00:23:20.68,00:23:24.38
- You created him.[br]- By not dealing with[br]your problems, Charlie.
00:23:24.45,00:23:27.42
Ever since, uh-
00:23:29.19,00:23:33.72
Well, you know, you've been[br]avoiding confrontation.
00:23:33.79,00:23:37.46
- But this guy inside- he doesn't.[br]- Hank.
00:23:37.53,00:23:41.47
Doctors feel that, uh, you've created[br]this character out of necessity.
00:23:41.53,00:23:43.47
You never stick up[br]for yourself.
00:23:43.54,00:23:46.10
- Charlie,
00:23:46.17,00:23:48.30
why didn't you take[br]a vacation when Layla left ?
00:23:53.35,00:23:55.97
Why would I ?[br]You know ?
00:23:56.05,00:24:00.25
I mean, wives leave their husbands[br]every day in this country.
00:24:00.32,00:24:02.84
There's no reason[br]to shortchange the department.
00:24:02.92,00:24:05.86
I mean, it's not like I had the flu.
00:24:14.07,00:24:16.00
Have you picked up[br]your medication, Charlie ?
00:24:16.07,00:24:18.50
Mm-hmm.
00:24:20.84,00:24:25.33
I'm really not crazy about it, though.
00:24:25.41,00:24:27.35
You know,[br]it makes me so dry.
00:24:27.41,00:24:30.04
You have to take it anyway.[br]Dr. Rabinowitz assure us...
00:24:30.12,00:24:32.05
that if you do,[br]everything'll be fine.
00:24:32.12,00:24:34.55
This is a bunch of crap !
00:24:34.69,00:24:38.28
No wonder you're the smallest state.[br]Little mind, little state.
00:24:38.36,00:24:40.62
It shouldn't even be a state. It should[br]be the District of Rhode lsland.
00:24:40.69,00:24:44.46
- Whatever you say.[br]- Can you take these[br]goddamn things off, please ?
00:24:44.53,00:24:46.52
And could you stop[br]looking at my ass ?
00:24:48.40,00:24:50.63
Pritchard, what-[br]what's going on out here ?
00:24:50.70,00:24:53.00
Well, Colonel, her name's[br]Waters, lrene P.
00:24:53.07,00:24:57.41
I pulled her over on 95[br]for a broken tail light. I ran a check.
00:24:57.48,00:24:59.91
She's got an outstanding warrant[br]in up state New York.
00:24:59.98,00:25:03.92
- Hit and run ?[br]- Hit and run. Injured pedestrian[br]signed a complaint.
00:25:03.98,00:25:08.28
Oh, well, I think I might remember that.[br]That is ridiculous.
00:25:08.35,00:25:11.59
- I've never been in an accident.[br]Not in my whole life.[br]- Well,
00:25:11.66,00:25:14.99
I've just gotten off the phone[br]with the New York State Patrol.
00:25:15.06,00:25:17.43
They don't seem to think[br]it's so ridiculous.
00:25:19.53,00:25:21.86
Look,ju-[br]How can we fix-
00:25:21.93,00:25:24.16
Were you in Massena, New York,[br]last Friday, second of May ?
00:25:24.24,00:25:27.93
Well, yeah, I live there,[br]but I didn't have any accident.
00:25:28.01,00:25:32.10
Look, I'm just driving[br]down to Block lsland to see my sister.
00:25:32.18,00:25:37.44
You seem like a nice guy.[br]Is there anyway you might[br]let me handle this by mail ?
00:25:37.52,00:25:41.08
Unfortunately, Miss Waters,[br]I'm not the oneyou have to convince.
00:25:41.15,00:25:44.35
If there's been a mistake,[br]you have to clear it up in Massena.
00:25:44.42,00:25:47.12
What ? Okay, wait.[br]You-
00:25:47.19,00:25:49.99
Because of somebody else's mistake,[br]I have to get in my car...
00:25:50.06,00:25:53.05
and drive all the way back[br]to upstate New York ?
00:26:01.44,00:26:03.37
No, ma'am.
00:26:05.88,00:26:08.40
We'll have one[br]of our troopers escort you.
00:26:11.85,00:26:16.12
- Hey, Hollywood, turn[br]your fucking phone off.
00:26:16.19,00:26:18.25
- Yeah ?[br]- You're an asshole.
00:26:18.32,00:26:20.26
Oh, hello, lrene.[br]What did I do now ?
00:26:20.33,00:26:23.23
Listen, I'm sitting at a police station[br]somewhere in Rhode lsland,
00:26:23.30,00:26:26.23
and they're shipping me back[br]to Massena on some bogus crap.
00:26:26.30,00:26:28.23
- Sound familiar ?[br]- Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down.
00:26:28.30,00:26:30.77
- I don't have a clue[br]what you're talking about.[br]- Dickie !
00:26:30.84,00:26:33.27
Cut the bullshit !
00:26:36.54,00:26:41.10
Listen to me, okay ?[br]It's over, Dickie. It's over.
00:26:41.18,00:26:43.98
So please just stop[br]messing with me,
00:26:44.05,00:26:46.92
and call your friends and[br]tell them to back off, okay ?
00:26:46.99,00:26:48.92
Look, I'm being[br]a straight shooter here.
00:26:48.99,00:26:51.11
Ifyou need help,[br]I'll helpyou.
00:26:51.19,00:26:54.32
Just give me all the details. I'll[br]get to the bottom ofit. All right ?
00:26:56.43,00:26:59.83
Massena, New York ? Man, goddamn,[br]Daddy, that's damn near Canada.
00:26:59.90,00:27:02.77
I know, I know.[br]It wasn't my idea.
00:27:02.84,00:27:07.43
I gotta take this gal up north,[br]and then the colonel ordered me[br]to take a week's vacation.
00:27:07.51,00:27:09.67
Why a week ?[br]Man, that's a long motherfuckin' time.
00:27:09.74,00:27:13.18
Well, he wants me to rest while[br]I'm getting used to the medication.
00:27:13.25,00:27:17.68
Aw, come on, you don't have to worry u[br]about us, Daddy. We're grown up now.
00:27:17.75,00:27:20.28
These two motherfuckers can do[br]the shoppin', and I'll do the cookin'.
00:27:20.35,00:27:24.55
Man, you do the cookin' ?[br]You thought you got chipped beef[br]from a toothy blowjob.
00:27:24.62,00:27:29.29
You're gonna have Shonte Junior down[br]under goddamn 400 pounds. Fuck that.
00:27:29.36,00:27:32.52
- Can't have that happen. Okay, guys.[br]- No, we can't, we can't.
00:27:32.60,00:27:37.73
I'm not leaving till morning.[br]N00.
00:27:39.54,00:27:41.47
- All right, Pops ![br]- Yeah, man.
00:27:41.54,00:27:44.19
- Bye, Daddy![br]- Gotya, Papa![br]- Love you, Daddy!
00:27:46.93,00:27:50.49
Now who the hell's[br]this lrene honey, anyway ?
00:27:50.57,00:27:52.66
She worked for me[br]the past couple years.
00:27:52.74,00:27:55.47
I hired her to be[br]my golf course super intendent.
00:27:55.54,00:27:59.81
- We got close.[br]- No, you got stupid.
00:27:59.88,00:28:05.47
For the love of shit,[br]these are the loose ends that can[br]hang you, Dickie. And me too.
00:28:05.55,00:28:10.04
- How much does she know?[br]- She might have gotten wind[br]of some things.
00:28:10.12,00:28:12.78
Yeah, well,[br]we're gonna find out.
00:28:12.86,00:28:15.52
The complaint was signed[br]by a guy named Peterson.
00:28:15.59,00:28:17.69
He's with the E.P.A.
00:28:17.76,00:28:20.79
E.P.A. ?[br]I thought they were in our pocket.
00:28:20.86,00:28:23.49
Well, not all of'em.
00:28:38.22,00:28:40.31
- Hang on, ma'am.[br]- Yeah.
00:28:48.93,00:28:52.26
This vacation is[br]just what Charlie needs.
00:28:52.33,00:28:55.73
I bet he's a new man[br]when he gets back.
00:28:55.80,00:28:58.03
Ifwe let him back.
00:28:59.24,00:29:01.83
What doyou mean ?
00:29:01.91,00:29:06.10
Well, I mean that he's become[br]a pretty big liability.
00:29:06.18,00:29:08.51
We may have to let him go.
00:29:08.58,00:29:12.54
Let him go ? But-But, Captain,[br]police work is Charlie's whole li-
00:29:12.62,00:29:16.61
I know, I know, damn it.[br]I know.
00:29:16.69,00:29:20.46
I found you sittin'[br]on a suit case cryin'
00:29:20.46,00:29:21.39
I found you sittin'[br]on a suit case cryin'
00:29:22.99,00:29:25.09
It's a great time of year[br]to ride,
00:29:25.16,00:29:27.82
Iong as you don't mind[br]one or two bugs.
00:29:31.94,00:29:34.56
I laugh out loud[br]'cause it's the one thing
00:29:34.64,00:29:38.73
I hadn't been trying
00:29:40.31,00:29:43.40
The train came in breathless[br]The passengers restless
00:29:43.48,00:29:46.92
She said[br]Baby you'll never change
00:29:46.98,00:29:51.55
You gotta get gone[br]You gotta get goin'
00:29:51.62,00:29:56.79
The world ain't slowin' down[br]for no one
00:29:56.86,00:30:01.30
It's a carnival[br]callin'out to you
00:30:03.23,00:30:06.93
It sounds like a song[br]lt hits you like scripture
00:30:07.00,00:30:09.87
Boy, you can't beat[br]the open road !
00:30:12.31,00:30:17.54
Weren't you the kid who just[br]climbed on the merry-go-round
00:30:17.61,00:30:21.85
Hey look the world[br]ain't slowin' down
00:30:23.75,00:30:26.78
-Hey, hey[br]- Oh, no !
00:30:26.86,00:30:31.23
Oh, my goodness.[br]Geez.
00:30:31.29,00:30:34.39
Those damn truckers.
00:30:34.46,00:30:38.92
You know, you'd think they'd[br]call someone to come clean this up.
00:30:39.00,00:30:41.87
Poor thing.[br]Oh, that's terrible.
00:30:41.94,00:30:44.93
- Whew. Whoa.[br]- Ew.
00:30:45.01,00:30:48.27
By the looks ofher,[br]she's been here for a while.
00:30:48.35,00:30:51.91
Well, I doubt we're gonna be able[br]to move her, but we should try.
00:30:51.98,00:30:53.97
You wanna get that end ?[br]Just give it a little push ?
00:30:54.05,00:30:57.58
- Really ?[br]- Yeah, yeah, we should give it a shot.
00:30:57.65,00:31:00.49
- Okay ? Go ahead.[br]- Okay.
00:31:00.56,00:31:03.58
-Just-Just push as hard as you can.[br]- Yeah, okay.
00:31:05.80,00:31:07.73
-Jesus ! Whoa ![br]- Oh !
00:31:07.80,00:31:10.13
- Okay, youjust-[br]- Oh, it's still alive.
00:31:10.20,00:31:14.43
-Just stand back. I'll take care ofit.[br]- God, that's terrible.
00:31:14.50,00:31:18.74
- Oh. Now, don't-don't look, okay ?[br]- Yeah.
00:31:23.75,00:31:28.18
Well, old girl, your suffering's over.
00:31:36.56,00:31:41.02
Oh, it ain't always easy[br]doing MotherNature's work.
00:31:41.10,00:31:43.79
- Oh,J-
00:31:51.78,00:31:54.68
Oh.[br]Do you believe that ?
00:31:54.74,00:31:57.58
- No, it's- Yech.[br]
00:31:57.65,00:32:00.14
- Oh, my God in heaven ![br]
00:32:00.22,00:32:02.81
- Oh, God ![br]
00:32:02.89,00:32:06.05
God ! What the hell[br]is wrong with you ?
00:32:06.12,00:32:08.06
Die !
00:32:09.29,00:32:11.09
Let go![br]Let go, girl!
00:32:11.16,00:32:13.96
- On to greener pastures. Come on.[br]
00:32:14.03,00:32:16.76
They're clear-cutting a place[br]in heaven foryou.
00:32:16.83,00:32:20.27
- Come on ! Help me out ! Do something ![br]- But-
00:32:20.34,00:32:23.24
- I don't- Let go !
00:32:25.34,00:32:27.87
Let it go ![br]Go !
00:32:32.15,00:32:34.08
Oh !
00:32:38.19,00:32:43.25
Well, that was tough,
00:32:43.33,00:32:46.59
but I thinkwe did[br]the right thing.
00:32:57.07,00:33:00.63
Patrol car, yes.[br]Okay, thank you.
00:33:02.35,00:33:05.54
- Can I helpyou ?[br]- Yes, I'm Officer Bailey gates,[br]Rhode lsland State Police.
00:33:05.62,00:33:09.57
I have, uh, your prisoner,[br]Miss lrene Waters here.
00:33:09.65,00:33:13.38
- All right. I'll tell them you're here.[br]- Okay-dee, right-dee.
00:33:24.23,00:33:27.33
- What are those for ?[br]- Huh ?
00:33:27.40,00:33:30.80
Oh, it's just[br]this stupid thing.
00:33:30.87,00:33:35.97
I have to take a pill everyu six hours[br]or I feel funny. No big deal.
00:33:36.05,00:33:39.21
- What's it called ?[br]
00:33:39.28,00:33:44.35
Advanced delusionary schizophrenia[br]with involuntary narcissistic rage.
00:33:45.66,00:33:47.59
Ah.
00:33:48.73,00:33:51.66
Does your ass feel numb ?
00:33:53.40,00:33:58.63
No, but they give me[br]unbelievable cotton mouth.
00:33:58.70,00:34:02.23
- I meant from the ride.[br]- Oh, no, no.
00:34:02.31,00:34:04.74
Over the years,[br]my ass has taken a pounding.
00:34:06.58,00:34:07.58
Miss Waters,[br]my name is Peterson.
00:34:07.58,00:34:08.98
Miss Waters,[br]my name is Peterson.
00:34:09.05,00:34:11.51
This is my partner,[br]Agent Boshane.
00:34:11.58,00:34:14.88
We're with the Environmental Protection[br]Agency's Special lnvestigations.
00:34:14.95,00:34:16.89
- The E.P.A. ?[br]- Yeah.
00:34:16.95,00:34:18.89
What'd I hit ?[br]A bald headed eagle ?
00:34:18.96,00:34:21.55
Well, we'll explain that[br]toyou, ma'am,
00:34:21.62,00:34:23.99
but right now, we're gonna ask you[br]to come along with us.
00:34:26.60,00:34:30.90
- Well, why don't you[br]just explain it to me now ?[br]- Well, ma'am,
00:34:30.97,00:34:35.67
we put your hit-and-run report out[br]on the wire in order to track you down.
00:34:35.74,00:34:40.18
- Track me down for what ?[br]- Agent Boshane ?
00:34:43.18,00:34:47.45
I want to remind you again,[br]our station's at your disposal.
00:34:47.52,00:34:49.85
You're more than welcome to use[br]any ofour interrogation rooms.
00:34:49.92,00:34:54.55
We appreciate it, Lieutenant Gerke,[br]but we're all set.
00:34:54.62,00:34:57.56
All right. Well,[br]ifthere's anything at all I c-
00:35:09.57,00:35:12.80
Uh, excuse me.
00:35:12.88,00:35:17.31
I'm just gonna[br]get myself a drink of water.
00:35:25.26,00:35:28.71
Ahh ! So if l could, uh,
00:35:28.79,00:35:31.12
just get someone to sign this,[br]I'll be on my way.
00:35:31.19,00:35:33.66
Yeah.
00:35:34.80,00:35:36.79
Well, Miss Waters,[br]uh, good luck.
00:35:36.87,00:35:38.73
And I hope everything[br]works out great for you.
00:35:38.80,00:35:41.40
Thanks a lot, Charlie.
00:35:42.91,00:35:45.59
Ihaven't done anything wrong,[br]and you know it.
00:35:45.72,00:35:51.45
What about the marijuana roaches[br]you left behind when you moved[br]out of your apartment ?
00:35:51.53,00:35:55.05
So I smoked some pot.[br]What is that, a crime ?
00:35:56.26,00:35:58.20
Uh-huh.
00:35:58.27,00:36:00.93
As is being an accessory[br]to bribery, embezzlement,
00:36:01.00,00:36:02.94
tax evasion[br]and racketeering.
00:36:03.00,00:36:08.31
- What areyou talking about ?[br]- Does the name Dickie Thurman[br]ring a bell ?
00:36:08.38,00:36:10.87
His company,[br]Cedar Creek Limited,
00:36:10.95,00:36:13.74
has been under a sealed[br]grandjury investigation for 18 months.
00:36:13.81,00:36:17.94
How does that make me an accessory ?[br]I laid some sod on Dickie's golf course.[br]So ?
00:36:18.02,00:36:22.48
Tell me this-a big operation like[br]the Cedar Creek Country Club-
00:36:22.56,00:36:25.22
how'd you get the job[br]as the head greens keeper ?
00:36:25.29,00:36:29.99
By default. This guy,[br]Tedeschi or Tedescho,
00:36:30.06,00:36:32.00
he was hired before me,[br]but he died.
00:36:32.07,00:36:33.80
Heart problem or something.
00:36:36.27,00:36:38.14
The feds believed that lrene knew...
00:36:38.21,00:36:40.14
more than[br]she thought she knew,
00:36:40.21,00:36:42.27
and her life was in danger.
00:36:42.34,00:36:46.18
They explained that everything had[br]been happening right under her nose-
00:36:46.25,00:36:50.15
payoffs of government agencies, threats[br]towards those who stood in the way,
00:36:50.22,00:36:52.91
and her predecessor's[br]heart attack ?
00:36:52.99,00:36:56.25
Well, that was just[br]cold blooded murder.
00:36:56.32,00:36:58.76
Oh, man.
00:37:07.03,00:37:09.66
Can you excuse me ?
00:37:27.12,00:37:30.28
Pizza kid.
00:37:32.36,00:37:35.92
- How much ?[br]- Uh, that comes to 1 3.95.
00:38:00.82,00:38:03.26
Oh, son of a bitch !
00:38:20.11,00:38:22.60
Well, it was a good thing[br]Charlie had told her...
00:38:22.68,00:38:27.44
he was staying at the Chuck E. Cheese[br]Lodge and Miniature Golf Resort.
00:38:27.51,00:38:29.11
Charlie ?
00:38:29.18,00:38:33.68
Irene finagled a key[br]from the front desk and let her self in.
00:38:33.75,00:38:35.69
Charlie.
00:38:45.77,00:38:49.96
- Charlie, what's going on here ?[br]- Hmm ? lrene ?
00:38:50.04,00:38:52.67
Oh ! Oh, uh, uh-
00:38:52.74,00:38:57.04
Irene, I was just, um-[br]I was gonna, um, study your file...
00:38:57.11,00:39:00.05
and, uh, try to find[br]a loophole.
00:39:02.22,00:39:05.52
Did your lips get as chapped[br]as mine on the ride down ?
00:39:05.59,00:39:07.55
Nevermind![br]l need your help.
00:39:07.62,00:39:10.42
There was a shootout down at the thing,[br]and the agents are dead.
00:39:10.49,00:39:13.86
- Dead ?[br]- Yeah, the ywere after me, Charlie.
00:39:13.93,00:39:14.29
Oh, God. See, this is Dickie's work.[br]I know it.
00:39:14.29,00:39:17.16
Oh, God. See, this is Dickie's work.[br]I know it.
00:39:21.17,00:39:25.47
- So what are you gonna do ?[br]- We'll call the police.
00:39:25.54,00:39:27.47
What ?[br]No, you can't do that.
00:39:27.54,00:39:30.81
Dickie has those guys in his[br]back pocket. That's why I came to you.
00:39:30.88,00:39:32.90
- How- Wha- How doyou-[br]- Oh !
00:39:32.98,00:39:36.31
Hey, this is serious shit ![br]You don't-
00:39:36.38,00:39:38.94
I'm outta here.
00:39:39.02,00:39:43.42
Hey, wait. No, don't do that ![br]Come on, hold on ![br]Just let me think for a second, okay ?
00:39:43.49,00:39:47.05
Think someplace else, Charlie. This is[br]the first place they're gonna look.
00:39:47.13,00:39:49.06
Damn it !
00:39:56.67,00:40:00.37
- So where are we going, anyway ?[br]- You'll see !
00:40:01.74,00:40:04.47
Well, they went on the lam for a bit,
00:40:04.55,00:40:08.71
- and then Charlie made[br]a couple of phone calls.[br]
00:40:17.12,00:40:19.89
Irene, take it easy now.
00:40:19.96,00:40:22.95
- Charlie ?[br]- Don't worry. I'll take care of it.
00:40:23.03,00:40:26.73
- Hey.[br]- Good work, Bailey gates.
00:40:26.80,00:40:29.86
- Thanks.[br]- I'm sorry I had to meet you[br]all the way out here.
00:40:29.94,00:40:31.87
No, that's okay.[br]It's just as well.
00:40:31.94,00:40:34.46
Poor gal's a little paranoid.[br]My kids are like that.
00:40:34.54,00:40:37.67
Somewhere along the line,[br]they just get this idea that[br]the cops are the bad guys-
00:40:44.59,00:40:48.54
Listen, I don't know what's going on,[br]and I didn't tell the feds anything.
00:40:48.62,00:40:52.39
Dickie told me[br]you were street smart, huh ?
00:40:52.46,00:40:54.39
Why the hell would you[br]run back to this idiot ?
00:41:00.27,00:41:04.07
Drop the gun, moron.[br]You're being videotaped.
00:41:06.51,00:41:09.07
- What are you talkin' about ?[br]- There's a camera on my bike.
00:41:11.48,00:41:15.94
- Hard to hit a moving target,[br]isn't it ?
00:41:32.47,00:41:34.76
Score. Good move.
00:41:34.84,00:41:37.77
Getin the car.
00:41:37.84,00:41:40.74
Come on, come on, come on,[br]come on, come on, come on.
00:41:43.48,00:41:47.21
Would you mind telling me what[br]the hell you were thinking back there ?
00:41:47.28,00:41:50.05
Calling that cop[br]was unbelievably stupid.
00:41:50.12,00:41:53.42
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:41:53.49,00:41:55.61
Tweak the high end[br]of your emotional E.Q, sweetbeak.
00:41:55.69,00:41:57.75
The funky chicken[br]was Charlie's dance.
00:41:57.82,00:42:01.62
I'm a tango man myself.
00:42:06.83,00:42:11.00
As you can imagine,[br]there was some explaining to do.
00:42:11.07,00:42:14.51
So, Hank, as he called himself,
00:42:14.58,00:42:18.77
found a quiet spot[br]and spelled out the whole darn mess.
00:42:18.85,00:42:22.34
Okay, so what you're saying is[br]that you're not Charlie.
00:42:22.42,00:42:25.21
Come on, you've seen Charlie in action.[br]The guy's like origami.
00:42:25.29,00:42:30.35
He folds under pressure.[br]When the big game's on the line,[br]he's busy ridin' the pine.
00:42:30.42,00:42:32.48
Okay, wait, wait.[br]Can you just-
00:42:38.03,00:42:40.86
It's simple.
00:42:40.93,00:42:43.20
Charlie's the mouse[br]that got you into the maze.
00:42:43.27,00:42:46.14
I'm the rat who knows[br]how to find the cheese.
00:42:46.21,00:42:49.80
The name's Hank-[br]Hank Evans.
00:42:49.88,00:42:53.54
- For little girls [br]- So it's true.
00:42:53.61,00:42:57.21
- Charlie is a schizo.[br]- I wouldn'tknow.
00:42:57.28,00:42:59.65
I stay outta his business,[br]he stays outta mine.
00:43:00.95,00:43:02.89
Look.
00:43:05.86,00:43:08.02
Just because I rock[br]doesn't mean I'm made of stone.
00:43:08.10,00:43:10.53
I feel your fear.
00:43:10.60,00:43:13.79
It's comin' through like static[br]on my heart radio.
00:43:16.34,00:43:18.77
Hank ? Hank.
00:43:19.84,00:43:22.93
I really, really[br]appreciate your help,
00:43:23.01,00:43:25.95
but is there anyway[br]that maybe we could get...
00:43:26.01,00:43:29.47
Charlie back out here[br]for a little huddle ?
00:43:29.55,00:43:31.61
No problem.
00:43:31.69,00:43:34.71
While you're at it,[br]climb that pole over there and[br]take a piss on the power lines.
00:43:34.79,00:43:38.88
Look, I'm not here to twist your [br]niblets. I'm here to save your life.
00:43:38.96,00:43:44.23
But if l'm gonna do that,[br]I'll need total "uninanonynymity."
00:43:47.90,00:43:49.84
Okay.
00:43:49.90,00:43:55.03
- Sound good, candypants ?[br]- Hank, don't call me that.
00:44:06.72,00:44:09.88
Man, how the hell[br]can they call Pluto a planet ?
00:44:09.96,00:44:12.05
What motherfuckin' planet[br]has an elliptical orbit ?
00:44:12.13,00:44:14.06
Man, this shit[br]don't make no sense.
00:44:14.13,00:44:19.19
Motherfucker ! That motherfucker Vince[br]Foster was murdered ! I told you !
00:44:19.27,00:44:22.96
Will you quit hackin' into[br]them goddamn Pentagon files ?
00:44:23.04,00:44:27.34
Ain't no nevermind who them[br]crooked politicians be killin'.[br]Just do your studyin'.
00:44:27.41,00:44:30.54
- Man, what did Daddy tell you[br]about snoopin', huh ?[br]- Shit, yeah, man.
00:44:30.61,00:44:33.91
You keep fuckin' around,[br]you gonna get that scholarship[br]to Yale taken away from you.
00:44:33.98,00:44:37.25
Be stuck up there at Stanford with them[br]goddamn sling-blade motherfuckers.
00:44:39.32,00:44:43.26
Shit, motherfucker,[br]you be lucky to get accepted to Duke[br]gettin' a 1430 on your S.A.T.
00:44:43.32,00:44:45.79
- Motherfucker, you know I had the flu.[br]- The flu, my ass.
00:44:45.86,00:44:48.85
You had a motherfuckin' aneuryusm[br]gettin' a 1 430.
00:44:48.93,00:44:51.62
- Aneuryusm ?[br]Man, you talkin' some shit now.
00:44:51.70,00:44:55.13
Now you see, man ? That's probably[br]one of them lvy League sum bitches now.
00:44:55.20,00:44:57.14
- Get your big-ass head up[br]and get the door, man.[br]- Get the door.
00:44:57.20,00:44:59.14
- Don't fuck with my shit.[br]- Get outta the way.[br]Gimme some of them chips.
00:44:59.21,00:45:01.80
Hey, Captain.
00:45:01.88,00:45:05.47
- Fellas.[br]- What the fuck is goin' on, man ?
00:45:05.55,00:45:09.11
- This is Agent Anicelli.[br]- Gentlemen.
00:45:09.18,00:45:12.12
- What's happenin', Captain ?[br]- We've got a problem.
00:45:12.19,00:45:14.59
Pack your bags.
00:45:20.43,00:45:22.36
- We're locked and loaded.[br]- Great.
00:45:22.43,00:45:25.83
- Got enough stuff[br]to hold us over for 72 hours.[br]
00:45:39.08,00:45:41.51
Well, fuck my ozone.
00:45:56.60,00:46:00.76
Nyah, nyah, nyah-nyah-nyah[br]We're gonna rock you
00:46:08.51,00:46:10.44
Hey, ringworm.
00:46:13.45,00:46:18.11
Yeah, I'm talkin'to you,[br]you toxic waste of life.
00:46:18.18,00:46:21.45
You gonna pick up that butt, or do I[br]have to glue it to the end of my shoe...
00:46:21.52,00:46:23.61
and stick it in your[br]big, fat, pimply A-hole ?
00:46:23.69,00:46:27.85
Hey, man, take it easy.[br]It's just a cigarette.
00:46:27.93,00:46:32.06
Oh, yeah ?[br]Well, this is just a fist.
00:46:32.13,00:46:35.46
But when I start throwing it around,[br]it can leave one hell of a mess.
00:46:35.54,00:46:37.63
Let's dance.
00:46:55.25,00:46:58.66
Hey, hey !
00:46:58.73,00:47:01.85
Let's kick the shit[br]outta this crazy asshole.
00:47:01.93,00:47:05.19
Wait, wait. Wait ![br]He's a schizo !
00:47:05.26,00:47:07.20
What the hell's wrong[br]with him ?
00:47:10.24,00:47:12.47
What happened, anyway ?
00:47:12.54,00:47:17.17
Yeah, Charlie was taking a[br]few lumps on account of Hank's behavior.
00:47:17.24,00:47:21.18
But, save for a little bloodin the[br]urine, he was no worse for the wear.
00:47:24.02,00:47:26.04
I'm sorry you had to meet Hank,[br]Miss Waters.
00:47:26.12,00:47:31.79
I thought I was bad.[br]That guy has some serious problems.
00:47:32.86,00:47:34.79
He did save our lives.
00:47:37.20,00:47:39.53
Anyway, Hank had[br]a pretty good idea.
00:47:39.60,00:47:41.59
- He thinks that maybe-[br]- Oh, and you're gonna listen to Hank ?
00:47:41.67,00:47:44.73
Come on!Look what he did tome.[br]I mean, what are you thinkin'?
00:47:44.80,00:47:47.43
He's out of control, this guy.
00:47:47.51,00:47:50.07
You know what l think[br]we should do ?
00:47:50.14,00:47:53.27
I think we should find[br]another department[br]and tell them the whole story.
00:47:53.35,00:47:57.94
Not smart, Charlie. We don't know[br]how far Dickie's reach goes.
00:47:59.82,00:48:01.91
Well, then, you know what ?
00:48:01.99,00:48:06.52
I think it's time to call the best damn[br]
00:48:06.59,00:48:08.79
the Rhode lsland State Troopers !
00:48:08.86,00:48:13.20
Do you really think the feds don't have[br]some guy up there now bugging calls ?
00:48:13.27,00:48:15.83
They'd be on us[br]in ten minutes.
00:48:15.90,00:48:18.77
And they're the ones that almost[br]got me killed in the first place.
00:48:18.84,00:48:23.33
Okay. What was[br]the genius's big plan ?
00:48:23.41,00:48:26.94
He thinks that we should find a cabin[br]and hide out for a while.
00:48:27.01,00:48:29.50
Oh, yeah ?[br]What about water ? What about food ?
00:48:29.58,00:48:32.52
He already got supplies.[br]They're in the trunk.
00:48:42.56,00:48:45.00
- These are the supplies ?[br]- Mm-hmm.
00:48:48.03,00:48:51.53
Well, he had a plan, all right.
00:48:51.60,00:48:54.54
That's it ?[br]That's all he got ?
00:48:54.61,00:48:57.54
Oh, no, there's more.
00:48:57.61,00:49:01.81
A rope, a shovel,
00:49:01.88,00:49:04.82
bag of lime[br]and some lawn darts.
00:49:17.93,00:49:20.49
- and the kidnapping[br]of one lrene P. Waters.[br]- That's bullshit !
00:49:20.57,00:49:23.69
My daddy ain't killed nobody,[br]and he sure as shit ain't[br]kidnapped no skinny-ass bitch !
00:49:23.77,00:49:27.14
Your dad's sick, mentally.[br]He's had some sort of breakdown.[br]That's what we understand.
00:49:27.21,00:49:30.66
The important thing is we find him, so[br]nobody else gets hurt, himself included.
00:49:30.74,00:49:32.68
Come on, man,[br]nobody's gonna get hurt.
00:49:32.75,00:49:35.21
Hell, yeah. Our daddy wouldn't hurt[br]a motherfuckin' fly.
00:49:35.28,00:49:37.61
No, he goes after bigger game.
00:49:37.68,00:49:40.71
We just got a report he put six bullets[br]into a prize cow's head.
00:49:40.79,00:49:43.35
Poor thing's lucky[br]to be alive.
00:49:45.59,00:49:48.89
Okay, look, let's say he does[br]have a problem- which he don't.
00:49:48.96,00:49:52.33
- He's been taking pills[br]to get rid of it, anyway.[br]- He left his pills in the hotel.
00:49:52.40,00:49:54.33
- Damn.[br]- That's where he left his sanity.
00:49:54.40,00:49:57.70
I've seen it first hand.[br]The guy's nuttier than squirrel turds.
00:49:57.77,00:50:02.73
L-L-Look. One thing[br]I don't understand, Lieutenant.
00:50:02.81,00:50:05.90
If my daddy's[br]such a scary-ass motherfucker,[br]why'd you go by yourself, huh ?
00:50:05.98,00:50:09.57
Yeah, who the fuck are you,[br]Sergeant York, tryin' to take on[br]the Germans your damn self?
00:50:09.65,00:50:14.71
Your father's a police officer,[br]and he asked me to come alone.[br]How was I to know he's a nutcase ?
00:50:14.79,00:50:17.12
- Man, our daddy ain't[br]no fuckin' nutcase.[br]- He may have...
00:50:17.19,00:50:20.63
advanced delusionary schizophrenia[br]with involuntary narcissistic rage,
00:50:20.69,00:50:23.25
but he is[br]a very gentle person !
00:50:23.43,00:50:25.69
- Motherfuckin' robot[br]Motherfuckin' robot
00:50:31.74,00:50:35.20
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's the fuzz ?[br]Tell me what's a-happening.
00:50:35.27,00:50:40.77
Stay away from me, Hank ![br]I know what you had planned.[br]I saw your so-called supplies.
00:50:42.11,00:50:44.74
Oh, that ?
00:50:46.45,00:50:49.44
I wasn't gonna just[br]ram it home, you know.
00:50:49.52,00:50:51.82
I was gonna lube it up...
00:50:51.89,00:50:55.49
and ease it in there[br]inch by inch, like a gentleman.
00:50:55.56,00:50:59.26
I was talking about[br]the shovel and the lime.
00:50:59.33,00:51:01.77
Shovel and lime ?
00:51:08.31,00:51:11.17
Thank you.
00:51:11.24,00:51:13.94
- I haven't laughed like that[br]in a long time.[br]- What's so funny ?
00:51:14.01,00:51:17.68
- We're drivin' a hot carriage.[br]- So ?
00:51:17.75,00:51:20.08
That stuff belongs[br]to the bad cop.
00:51:20.15,00:51:22.62
You think he was gonna take[br]our dead bodies down to the station ?
00:51:22.69,00:51:25.59
Oh.
00:51:31.53,00:51:34.52
lrene decided[br]they should go back to Rhode lsland,
00:51:34.60,00:51:37.40
but Hank had an idea first.
00:51:37.47,00:51:40.50
- Are you sure about this ?[br]- Are you kiddin' ?
00:51:40.57,00:51:43.84
Every oinker east of the Mississippi[br]will be looking for this sled.
00:51:43.91,00:51:47.85
Safer to go mass transit.[br]Ready ? On nine.
00:51:47.91,00:51:49.85
One, two, three, four, five,[br]six, seven, eight, nine.
00:51:49.92,00:51:53.98
I can't keep up[br]with you no more
00:51:54.05,00:51:59.01
And you treat me[br]like it's a sin
00:51:59.09,00:52:04.18
For you to let me in
00:52:04.32,00:52:08.22
Well, they won't be[br]tracking us in that car.
00:52:08.29,00:52:10.48
- Thanks for the kudos.[br]- Sure.
00:52:10.56,00:52:13.49
- Glad we're finally on the same page.[br]- Me too.
00:52:13.56,00:52:16.86
Whoa ! You okay ?
00:52:16.93,00:52:18.86
Yes, I'm fine.
00:52:20.37,00:52:23.50
Thought you were goin' over the edge.
00:52:23.57,00:52:25.50
Thank you.
00:52:29.44,00:52:33.88
- You know, I think you're[br]a very special unit.[br]- That's sweet.
00:52:33.95,00:52:36.38
I hope we can get[br]to know each other better.
00:52:36.45,00:52:38.98
Yeah, me too.
00:52:39.05,00:52:41.15
Do you swallow ?
00:52:44.99,00:52:48.19
I get it.[br]We'll go slow.
00:52:53.23,00:52:55.76
- Hey ![br]- Yes ?
00:52:57.24,00:52:59.30
You didn't happen to pick up[br]a wallet on the dash, did ya ?
00:53:01.14,00:53:03.30
You're kidding, right ?
00:53:06.55,00:53:09.17
So, what's your tale, Mother Goose ?[br]Where you from ?
00:53:09.25,00:53:11.27
Oh, all over.
00:53:11.35,00:53:14.51
Omnipresence-[br]I like that in a woman.
00:53:14.59,00:53:17.92
I'm originally from Texas.[br]Middle-class neighborhood.
00:53:17.99,00:53:20.43
But after high school, I moved[br]to New York, 'cause I had this thing-
00:53:20.49,00:53:23.46
Let me guess. Everybody in town[br]told you you were easy on the eyes,
00:53:23.53,00:53:25.29
so you decided[br]to become a supermodel.
00:53:25.37,00:53:27.93
When you got to the Big Apple,[br]they treated you like the worm.
00:53:28.00,00:53:30.53
So you packed on a few pounds[br]and started calling yourself an actress.
00:53:30.60,00:53:32.66
- Uh, no.[br]- Shh !
00:53:32.74,00:53:35.00
Unfortunately,[br]you can't get far without talent,
00:53:35.08,00:53:37.01
and after a while the only bright lights[br]you saw were the ones...
00:53:37.08,00:53:39.51
that hit you in the face[br]when you opened the fridge.
00:53:39.58,00:53:42.05
That's when you got a boob job, started[br]hanging around on the Upper East Side,
00:53:42.12,00:53:43.71
Iooking for a rich, old man[br]with a bum ticker...
00:53:43.78,00:53:45.91
and waved a white flag[br]in the face of your own self-loathing.
00:53:48.49,00:53:51.05
How's my aim ?
00:53:51.12,00:53:54.49
I never went to New York City.[br]I went upstate to Cornell.
00:53:54.56,00:53:57.33
And then I got my master's[br]in turfmanagement at U-Mass.
00:53:57.40,00:53:59.76
And then I became[br]a golfcourse superintendent.
00:53:59.83,00:54:03.20
And these, believe it or not,[br]are all mine.
00:54:03.27,00:54:06.30
I noticed you conveniently[br]left out your eating disorder.
00:54:06.37,00:54:09.40
- I don't have an eating disorder.[br]- Whateveryou say, slim.
00:54:14.18,00:54:16.61
- Whoa ![br]- Hands off, Hank.
00:54:25.29,00:54:28.49
- Hey ! Mom ![br]
00:54:28.56,00:54:32.76
That's real nice, Hank.[br]Way to keep a low profile.
00:54:32.83,00:54:35.27
It's survival at this point.
00:54:36.57,00:54:41.60
Hey, I know how to score[br]some dough. Punch me.
00:54:41.68,00:54:44.20
- What ?[br]- Punch me in the face.
00:54:44.28,00:54:46.21
- Why ?[br]- I'll flag the big cheese,
00:54:46.28,00:54:48.21
tell him I got rolled[br]in the parking lot.
00:54:48.28,00:54:50.22
He'll hush me up[br]with a couple of Benjamins.
00:54:50.28,00:54:53.84
They don't need that kind[br]of ink on Sugar Mountain.[br]Come on, rip my head off.
00:54:53.92,00:54:56.58
That's really lame, Hank.
00:54:56.66,00:54:58.62
Well, you have a better idea ?[br]Come on.
00:54:58.69,00:55:02.22
- It's not gonna work.[br]- Yes, it is gonna work,[br]but you gotta rock me.
00:55:02.30,00:55:05.66
Don't give me one of those girly[br]"l don't wanna break a fingernail"[br]love taps.
00:55:05.73,00:55:07.83
This guy's gotta look[br]at my face and just-
00:55:13.01,00:55:17.14
Well, the kick in the chops[br]didn't work out as planned,
00:55:17.21,00:55:20.54
and it just left Charlie[br]al ittle more roughed up.
00:55:20.61,00:55:23.01
- How's the nose feelin' ?[br]- Listen to it.
00:55:25.82,00:55:29.88
- I'm really sorry, Charlie.[br]- I'll get over it.
00:55:29.96,00:55:34.69
I mean, you should be furious. I just[br]drop-kicked you right in the face.
00:55:34.76,00:55:37.89
- Hey, it happens.[br]
00:55:37.96,00:55:42.20
- You got a great way[br]oflooking at life, Charlie.
00:55:42.27,00:55:44.74
You know that ?[br]That's a gift.
00:55:44.80,00:55:47.30
Yeah, I don't know[br]if my shrinks would agree.
00:55:47.37,00:55:49.31
- They think that's my problem.[br]- What ?
00:55:49.38,00:55:53.90
Oh, that I purposely distort[br]my perceptions...
00:55:53.98,00:55:57.54
- to make my reality more palatable.[br]
00:55:57.62,00:56:00.14
Oh, like you only hear[br]what you wanna hear ?
00:56:00.22,00:56:05.89
Thanks. I like to keep it short,[br]especially in the summer.
00:56:08.50,00:56:13.56
How come I couldn't have ended up with[br]an easy going guy like you, Charlie, huh?
00:56:25.65,00:56:28.01
It's like you don't[br]give a damn, you know ?
00:56:28.08,00:56:31.45
And your skin's so natural. You just[br]let it hang out, blemishes and all.
00:56:31.52,00:56:33.95
You're not afraid of your flaws.[br]You have squinty eyes,
00:56:34.02,00:56:36.68
and your face is all pursed up[br]like you just sucked on a lemon,
00:56:36.76,00:56:38.62
but you pull it off.
00:56:47.60,00:56:50.26
You thinking[br]what I'm thinking ?
00:56:50.34,00:56:52.63
Oh, no.
00:56:52.71,00:56:54.80
Oh, yeah.
00:56:54.87,00:56:58.87
- Come on.
00:57:00.85,00:57:03.58
- But I don't know if l can ![br]- Yes, you can !
00:57:03.65,00:57:06.59
Humans only use ten percent[br]of their potential.
00:57:06.65,00:57:09.65
You gotta reach down[br]for that little extra something.
00:57:13.53,00:57:16.62
There you go ![br]Now you're gettin' it !
00:57:16.70,00:57:19.56
I believe in you !
00:57:20.97,00:57:23.90
Don't you give up on me now!
00:57:29.04,00:57:31.91
It's easier than I thought ![br]Come on !
00:57:31.98,00:57:34.14
Go, Charlie, go !
00:57:34.21,00:57:37.34
You can do it ![br]Come on, Charlie !
00:57:37.42,00:57:40.68
Use more[br]of your potential!
00:57:46.86,00:57:49.29
Come on, Charlie ![br]Go!
00:57:49.36,00:57:53.46
- Come on,jump off !Jump off ![br]- What ?
00:57:53.53,00:57:55.63
What ?
00:57:55.70,00:57:58.80
Jump off the train !
00:57:58.87,00:58:01.50
Oh.
00:58:05.01,00:58:05.35
- Ow.
00:58:05.35,00:58:07.51
- Ow.
00:58:07.58,00:58:09.51
Irene ?
00:58:09.58,00:58:13.38
- Come on, stop foolin' around.
00:58:13.45,00:58:17.05
I started thinking about it. Bad idea.
00:58:17.12,00:58:19.98
Trains are the first place[br]they'll look.
00:58:20.38,00:58:23.07
Oh, come on.
00:58:23.15,00:58:25.91
Hey, we checked all the major gas and[br]food stops along the interstate.
00:58:25.98,00:58:27.92
- No sign of him.[br]- The interstate ?
00:58:27.99,00:58:30.15
Let me ask you something, man.[br]Is your old lady happy ?
00:58:30.22,00:58:33.19
My "old lady" ?
00:58:33.26,00:58:35.59
Yeah, man, because if your fucking[br]is anything like your police work,
00:58:35.66,00:58:37.99
you couldn't hit the G-spot[br]on a 12-pound pussy.
00:58:38.06,00:58:40.76
- Watch yourself.
00:58:42.00,00:58:44.09
- What are you getting at ?[br]- Look, man.
00:58:44.17,00:58:46.10
Daddy ain't[br]gonna take no road...
00:58:46.17,00:58:48.77
wherey'all blind-ass,[br]Helly Kelly cops is looking.
00:58:48.84,00:58:51.64
Motherfucker,[br]he don't eat fast food.
00:58:54.18,00:58:56.11
Okay, l have three[br]dollars and a nickel.
00:58:56.18,00:58:58.12
- How much do you have ?[br]- Uh, six bucks.
00:58:58.18,00:59:00.62
-Just let me go up and order[br]so we can get out ofhere.[br]- Okay.
00:59:00.69,00:59:03.98
I'll have the chicken breast sandwich,[br]no skin, dry u toast.
00:59:08.03,00:59:11.33
You make me dizzy[br]running circles in my head
00:59:11.40,00:59:13.52
One of these days
00:59:13.60,00:59:17.63
I'll chase you down
00:59:19.60,00:59:21.66
Look who's goin' crazy
00:59:21.74,00:59:24.40
Now we're face to face[br]my friend
00:59:24.48,00:59:29.41
Better get out[br]better get out
00:59:29.48,00:59:31.51
What are you[br]staring at, fucker ?
00:59:34.15,00:59:37.38
You want to start me up ?Just open[br]the choke and pull the cord, pal.
00:59:37.46,00:59:40.91
I'm due for a seismic event,[br]and you're dancing on the fault line.
00:59:40.99,00:59:42.93
Hey, what is[br]your problem, pal ?
00:59:42.99,00:59:45.76
I got no beef with you.[br]This is between me and the kid.
00:59:45.83,00:59:49.06
- Hey, stop it![br]- He started it.
00:59:49.13,00:59:51.23
I'm so sorry.[br]I have to apologize for him.
00:59:51.30,00:59:53.83
- He suffers from this thing-[br]- I'm right here, four-eyes. Let's go.
00:59:53.91,00:59:57.27
Oh, poor baby. He has to let his daddy[br]fight his battles for him.
00:59:57.34,01:00:00.28
- He's an ass.
01:00:07.69,01:00:09.78
Pussy.
01:00:14.03,01:00:15.96
How's it hangin', fellas ?
01:00:16.03,01:00:17.96
Hank, I presume ?
01:00:20.13,01:00:23.57
- Did you miss me ?[br]- Why don't you just send[br]Charlie back out here ?
01:00:23.64,01:00:27.07
-Things were finally becoming civilized.[br]-Listen, Pocahontas,
01:00:27.14,01:00:29.80
unless you put your ear to the ground,[br]you'll never hear the buffalo coming.
01:00:29.87,01:00:32.07
Look, I don't know[br]what that means, okay ?
01:00:32.14,01:00:34.41
It means either he's gotta[br]make up a battle plan,
01:00:34.48,01:00:37.60
or old Hank's gonna have to[br]take over Fort Charlie for good.
01:00:38.83,01:00:41.60
Did you just refer to yourself[br]in the fourth person ?
01:00:41.67,01:00:45.80
- Holy Jesus in heaven ![br]It's a giant Q-Tip.[br]- Hank.
01:00:45.87,01:00:47.90
What ?[br]I'm joking with the guy.
01:00:47.98,01:00:50.97
Bringing a little sunshine[br]into his life. Careful, you'll peel.
01:00:52.15,01:00:54.24
Do-Do you need[br]to see a menu ?
01:00:54.32,01:00:56.91
No, thank you.[br]We've ordered.
01:01:02.82,01:01:05.55
- That's it.[br]- Hey, hey, hey.
01:01:05.63,01:01:08.96
- Hold on there, cheese tits.[br]Did I miss something ?[br]- Don't give me that shit !
01:01:09.03,01:01:12.26
What you just did[br]to that kid was terrible.
01:01:12.33,01:01:15.00
Didn't you see[br]the look on his face ?
01:01:17.17,01:01:19.11
Looked a little pale,[br]that's all.
01:01:20.11,01:01:22.63
He was hurt and offended.
01:01:22.71,01:01:26.04
Well, I disagree.[br]But why speculate ?
01:01:26.11,01:01:28.11
- Hey, milky, vamonos.[br]- Hey, no ! No, no, no.
01:01:28.18,01:01:31.08
- Hank, no.[br]- Come on, BrerRabbit.[br]Hop down the bunny trail.
01:01:31.15,01:01:34.09
Come on.[br]Epa, epa, andale.
01:01:34.16,01:01:36.09
Listen, uh,
01:01:36.16,01:01:39.39
were you offended in any way[br]by our social interaction here ?
01:01:39.46,01:01:41.83
Y-Yeah.[br]Actually, I was.
01:01:43.97,01:01:45.93
What was it,[br]the Q-Tip thing ?
01:01:46.00,01:01:50.20
Actually, I was pretty much offended[br]by everything that you said, sir.
01:01:51.31,01:01:53.60
Oh.
01:01:56.11,01:01:58.51
Sorry.
01:02:02.28,01:02:05.25
I'm truly sorry.
01:02:26.27,01:02:28.21
You okay ?
01:02:29.81,01:02:32.87
You don't know what it's like,
01:02:32.95,01:02:36.71
spendin' all those years[br]trapped behind a wall of politeness-
01:02:36.79,01:02:39.38
bound and gagged.
01:02:39.45,01:02:43.55
A dark and silent world[br]where nothing grows but the anger.
01:02:46.29,01:02:48.23
All because some doll-faced demon[br]he married...
01:02:48.30,01:02:50.82
I aced up her boots and did[br]a Nancy Sinatra on him.
01:02:50.90,01:02:53.49
Charlie had a wife ?
01:02:53.57,01:02:57.23
And then some.
01:02:57.31,01:03:00.74
I was a big piece[br]of the personality pie back then.
01:03:00.81,01:03:03.87
But when she left him,[br]Charlie went numb...
01:03:03.95,01:03:05.88
and I went AWOL.
01:03:05.95,01:03:09.58
Well,
01:03:09.65,01:03:13.25
if you were such a big part[br]of the personality,
01:03:13.32,01:03:15.62
then she left you too.
01:03:22.96,01:03:25.87
It's true.
01:03:29.94,01:03:32.20
She left us.
01:03:34.28,01:03:36.71
- I loved her.[br]- Oh.
01:03:36.78,01:03:40.77
Why did she do this ?
01:03:40.85,01:03:45.38
I'm not a bad person.
01:03:45.45,01:03:48.62
I'm not a bad person.
01:03:48.69,01:03:51.06
No, no.[br]You're not a bad guy.
01:03:51.13,01:03:53.39
No, you're not.
01:03:53.46,01:03:55.43
Do you hear me, huh ?
01:03:59.63,01:04:03.13
You're a good person.
01:04:05.64,01:04:07.90
You really think so ?
01:04:08.98,01:04:11.41
Yeah, I'm starting to.
01:04:20.52,01:04:23.86
- You know what I'm gonna do ?[br]- Hmm ?
01:04:23.93,01:04:26.69
I'm gonna[br]make it up to Charlie.
01:04:26.76,01:04:31.53
And I'm gonna make it up to that[br]sweet little circus geek in there.
01:04:31.60,01:04:33.53
Um-
01:04:33.60,01:04:37.20
Um, Hank ? Hank.
01:04:37.27,01:04:39.71
Agent Boshane.[br]Just got lucky.
01:04:39.77,01:04:42.37
They were spotted leaving a health food[br]restaurant 100 miles southeast of here.
01:04:42.44,01:04:44.38
- Fifteen minutes, tops.[br]- Got it, got it.
01:04:51.79,01:04:54.88
They got 150 cordoned off ?
01:04:54.96,01:04:56.89
Let's fly.
01:05:02.96,01:05:07.37
I hear you are singing[br]a song of the past
01:05:08.44,01:05:10.53
I see no tears
01:05:15.84,01:05:18.87
Can you please tell him[br]to stop this ?
01:05:18.95,01:05:20.94
Charlie, is that you ?
01:05:25.59,01:05:28.65
Hey, my nose.
01:05:28.72,01:05:30.66
My nose is fixed.
01:05:30.73,01:05:33.16
- Well.
01:05:33.23,01:05:35.16
Isn't that great ?
01:05:35.23,01:05:37.16
How did that happen ?
01:05:37.23,01:05:39.50
Well, um,
01:05:39.57,01:05:41.50
Hankwanted to do[br]something nice foryou...
01:05:41.57,01:05:44.16
so he insisted[br]that we, well,
01:05:44.24,01:05:46.17
go to a plastic surgeon.
01:05:46.24,01:05:48.18
What did you say ?[br]Plastic sur-
01:05:48.24,01:05:50.18
- Did you say plastic surgeon ?[br]- Mm-hmm.
01:05:50.25,01:05:53.51
Oh, my God. Wh-What-[br]Ow ! What is this ?
01:05:53.58,01:05:55.52
What is this ?[br]What did- Wh- Was-
01:05:55.58,01:05:57.52
Uh, what is this ?
01:05:57.59,01:06:01.75
Hank thought thatyou kind of[br]had a weak chin, so-
01:06:01.82,01:06:05.19
What ?
01:06:05.26,01:06:07.73
I like my chin.[br]I-l-l have a-
01:06:07.80,01:06:09.73
I like my chin.
01:06:09.80,01:06:14.93
It's my chin ! It's my chin ![br]Mine! How did you pay for it ?
01:06:15.00,01:06:17.53
- I loaned him the money.[br]
01:06:17.61,01:06:20.47
Who the hell are you ?
01:06:20.54,01:06:23.48
It's me, Milky.
01:06:28.88,01:06:31.58
Who the hell is Milky,[br]and what is he doing here ?
01:06:31.65,01:06:35.49
Uh, lrene has[br]a lot of people...
01:06:35.56,01:06:37.99
who would like to see her[br]in an unmarked grave.
01:06:38.06,01:06:40.55
And I don't think it's safe for you[br]to be hanging around with this.
01:06:40.63,01:06:45.29
Why not ? You, lrene and Hank[br]are my only friends.
01:06:45.37,01:06:48.23
But what about your family ?[br]Aren't they gonna miss you ?
01:06:48.30,01:06:50.50
My family's all-
01:06:50.57,01:06:53.74
They're gone.
01:06:53.81,01:06:55.83
Oh, geez.
01:07:04.12,01:07:07.02
If we're taking you with us,[br]we can't be calling you " Milky."
01:07:07.09,01:07:11.42
- What's your real name ?[br]- Casper,[br]but my friends call me "Whitey."
01:07:12.59,01:07:14.93
Okay.
01:07:18.97,01:07:23.77
I can't find[br]the time to tell you
01:07:28.88,01:07:33.31
I can't find[br]the time to tell you
01:07:33.38,01:07:35.58
Whoa.
01:07:35.65,01:07:38.31
Som any things to say
01:07:38.39,01:07:41.75
I could fit them in a book
01:07:41.82,01:07:44.16
Of a thousand pages
01:07:53.67,01:07:55.83
Here you go, Mr. Murphy.[br]I got your car all filled up.
01:07:55.90,01:07:58.70
Thank you, Joseph.
01:07:58.77,01:08:03.18
- Oh, yeah.
01:08:05.01,01:08:08.51
Get your cock out of my Chrysler,[br]you son of a bitch !
01:08:08.58,01:08:11.18
What are you doing to my car?
01:08:11.25,01:08:15.16
I'm gonna kill you![br]I'm gonna get you!
01:08:21.10,01:08:24.20
I can't find[br]the time to tell you
01:08:24.20,01:08:25.53
I can't find[br]the time to tell you
01:08:28.27,01:08:31.54
I look at your pretty face
01:08:31.61,01:08:34.13
And l fall in love with you
01:08:34.21,01:08:36.68
Every time l see you
01:08:56.23,01:08:58.72
What's that on your shirt ?[br]Whoa.
01:09:00.97,01:09:02.90
I'm sorry.
01:09:04.14,01:09:06.40
That was good.
01:09:06.47,01:09:08.91
Charlie,[br]what the hell is that ?
01:09:08.98,01:09:11.71
Oh, yeah.[br]I'm gonna fall for that.
01:09:11.78,01:09:15.51
- No, Ch-Charlie.[br]- Uh-uh, not me.
01:09:15.58,01:09:17.52
- No-[br]- Nice try, though.
01:09:17.59,01:09:20.02
How dumb do I look ?
01:09:40.44,01:09:43.54
Hey, they only had[br]two rooms, 19 and 20.
01:09:43.61,01:09:45.55
So you guys will[br]have to bunk up.
01:09:58.63,01:10:00.89
So, Whitey.
01:10:01.96,01:10:03.90
What happened[br]to your family ?
01:10:03.97,01:10:05.90
I killed them.
01:10:05.97,01:10:09.06
Uh-Uh, come again ?
01:10:09.14,01:10:13.73
When I was 15, I hacked them up[br]with a hammer while they were sleeping-
01:10:13.81,01:10:17.74
Ma, Dad, my bro and my sis.
01:10:20.08,01:10:23.68
She was awake, my sis,
01:10:23.75,01:10:26.52
which I regret.
01:10:27.92,01:10:30.86
Yeah, well.
01:10:30.93,01:10:35.86
We all have family stuff.
01:10:35.93,01:10:39.37
That's what makes[br]the holidays so hard.
01:10:39.43,01:10:43.20
I just got released last month[br]on my 21st birthday.
01:10:44.54,01:10:46.87
To tell you the truth,[br]I really wasn't ready to leave,
01:10:46.94,01:10:50.38
but they said I had to.
01:10:52.28,01:10:54.71
That's a fucked-up law, huh ?
01:10:56.45,01:10:59.39
Well, I guess they need[br]the extra room...
01:10:59.45,01:11:01.89
for the real psychos.
01:11:01.96,01:11:04.72
I'm gonna go next door and tryu[br]to make out with what's her face.
01:11:04.79,01:11:06.78
- Go for it.[br]- All right.
01:11:06.86,01:11:09.33
- What ?[br]- Yeah.
01:11:09.40,01:11:12.06
He just told me that[br]he brutally murdered...
01:11:12.13,01:11:14.62
his entire family[br]in their sleep.
01:11:14.70,01:11:18.19
- Oh, my God.[br]- He was a juvenile.[br]They just let him out.
01:11:19.94,01:11:24.47
So, I was gonna ask you...
01:11:24.55,01:11:28.04
if l could stay here,
01:11:28.12,01:11:31.48
but l can sleep in the car.
01:11:35.76,01:11:37.69
That's me and my whipper snappers.
01:11:37.76,01:11:40.46
- I'm Dorothy.[br]
01:11:40.53,01:11:43.36
Look at you.
01:11:43.43,01:11:47.03
When did you take this,[br]at Halloween ?
01:11:47.10,01:11:49.70
No,just messing[br]around the house.
01:11:54.11,01:11:57.37
You seem like a really[br]good dad, Charlie.
01:12:00.45,01:12:03.18
I try to be.
01:12:03.25,01:12:07.02
They're incredible kids.[br]Oh, God.
01:12:07.09,01:12:09.42
So happy and funny.
01:12:09.49,01:12:12.39
They never give me any grief.
01:12:12.46,01:12:15.52
They're the top three students[br]in their class, out of 211 .
01:12:15.60,01:12:18.07
- Golly.[br]- I don't know where they get it from.
01:12:18.13,01:12:20.23
Well, that's just good genes.
01:12:23.74,01:12:25.80
Youknow, l don't think l-
01:12:25.87,01:12:29.47
No, I don't think I carry u[br]even one picture anymore.
01:12:29.54,01:12:31.81
- Why not ?[br]- I don't know.
01:12:31.88,01:12:35.01
I used to, you know,[br]when I was younger.
01:12:35.08,01:12:37.68
Pictures of friends[br]and stuff like that.
01:12:37.75,01:12:41.35
I guess they just[br]got old and fell apart.
01:12:43.09,01:12:46.12
Kind of like the friend ships.
01:12:47.26,01:12:49.25
That's too bad.
01:12:51.33,01:12:55.10
Look at you.
01:12:55.17,01:12:57.90
I'll tell you what.[br]Why don'tyou keep that one ?
01:12:57.97,01:13:00.20
- No, Charlie, that's yours.[br]- Are you kidding ?
01:13:00.28,01:13:02.21
- I have tons of them at home.[br]- No.
01:13:02.28,01:13:04.21
- No, I got a bunch. Come on.[br]- You do ?
01:13:04.28,01:13:06.21
Yeah.
01:13:06.28,01:13:09.88
Okay. Thanks.
01:13:09.95,01:13:13.55
You- Thanks.
01:13:28.24,01:13:30.17
I'm dry.
01:13:33.07,01:13:36.17
You know,[br]I'm gonna go get a soda.
01:13:36.24,01:13:38.18
- Do you want a soda ?[br]- Sure. Okay.
01:13:38.25,01:13:41.49
- Okay ?[br]- Okay.
01:14:01.34,01:14:04.67
I caught that, bozo.[br]Not once, but twice it burned you.
01:14:09.41,01:14:12.14
Give it another kick. I don't think[br]you're gonna get it this time.
01:14:18.42,01:14:22.02
- I think I just had an epiphany.[br]- What ?
01:14:22.09,01:14:25.46
That I might be able to control[br]this little problem of mine.
01:14:25.53,01:14:27.79
Oh, how did you learn that ?
01:14:27.87,01:14:30.39
Well, first the Coke machine[br]robbed me, right ?
01:14:30.47,01:14:34.84
And I'm fine with that. But then,[br]some guy came up and laughed in my face.
01:14:34.91,01:14:38.64
- Oh, no.[br]- No, no. But that's just it, see ?
01:14:38.71,01:14:41.80
Just when I was starting to feel[br]those old familiar feelings,
01:14:41.88,01:14:46.48
I just took a deep breath,[br]counted backwards from ten[br]and I said to the guy,
01:14:46.55,01:14:50.32
" Excuse me, sir, but your laughter is[br]not helping me right now."
01:14:50.39,01:14:53.32
And he said, "l'm sorry,[br]I didn't mean to make fun."
01:14:53.39,01:14:56.26
And that was it.[br]I helped him with his luggage.
01:14:56.33,01:14:59.52
- Really ? Well, that's great.[br]- Yes.
01:14:59.60,01:15:01.83
- And you got the Cokes.
01:15:01.90,01:15:05.36
Hey. Just a little rap on the side[br]ofthe machine and presto.
01:15:07.17,01:15:09.66
Maybe that's it though,[br]you know ?
01:15:10.74,01:15:12.73
Look what I found in my bag.
01:15:12.81,01:15:15.94
Oh, no. Oh, boy.
01:15:16.01,01:15:18.28
What do you think ?[br]Doyou ?
01:15:18.35,01:15:20.25
Well, under the right circumstances,[br]sure, I could tip a few. Okay.
01:15:20.25,01:15:23.15
Well, under the right circumstances,[br]sure, I could tip a few. Okay.
01:15:23.42,01:15:25.79
- And these are the right circumstances.[br]- Okay.
01:15:25.86,01:15:28.62
- All right.[br]- Here we go.
01:15:28.69,01:15:31.79
- Celebrate good times, come on [br]- Oh, well.
01:15:31.86,01:15:33.80
Oh, that must be mine.
01:16:05.06,01:16:07.00
Ow.
01:16:26.35,01:16:28.29
Oh, geez.
01:16:28.35,01:16:30.29
Oh, God.
01:16:30.36,01:16:32.29
Oh, my God !
01:16:48.01,01:16:50.13
Irene.
01:16:50.21,01:16:52.44
Hmm ?
01:16:52.51,01:16:53.34
Why am I peeing like I was[br]up all night having sex ?
01:16:53.34,01:16:55.34
Why am I peeing like I was[br]up all night having sex ?
01:16:56.78,01:16:59.48
Well, seems old Hank[br]had pulled a fast one.
01:16:59.55,01:17:01.81
And if that[br]wasn't bad enough,
01:17:01.89,01:17:04.65
there was more trouble[br]right around the corner.
01:17:08.39,01:17:11.19
I want everybody to stay put[br]and wait for my orders.
01:17:11.26,01:17:13.63
You mean to tell me you couldn't tell[br]the difference between us ?
01:17:13.70,01:17:16.00
Are you serious ?
01:17:16.07,01:17:18.40
Who the hell could ?
01:17:18.47,01:17:20.70
A sober person, for one.
01:17:20.77,01:17:23.64
So we had some drinks.
01:17:30.75,01:17:32.68
Well, look who joined the party.
01:17:35.15,01:17:37.09
Did you have fun ?
01:17:37.16,01:17:39.78
Oh, yes I did ![br]Oh, yes I did !
01:17:39.86,01:17:43.16
So I guess old Hanky-panky[br]wasn't enough for you, huh ?
01:17:44.36,01:17:47.59
It wasn't for me.
01:17:51.00,01:17:53.63
- Now, you're sure this is the woman ?[br]- Absolutely.
01:17:53.71,01:17:55.64
When my boyfriend Scooter[br]brought in the morning paper,
01:17:55.71,01:17:57.83
I recognized her right away.
01:18:00.21,01:18:02.58
Thanks a lot.[br]Scooter.
01:18:09.89,01:18:12.82
Hey, look, Starsky and Hutch.[br]Look, man, how about this, man ?[br]This is the plan, look.
01:18:12.89,01:18:15.65
Why don'tyou let us talk to our dad so[br]this ain't gotta be no big thing, man ?
01:18:15.73,01:18:18.49
Thanks, fellas, but this is[br]the end of the line for you.
01:18:18.56,01:18:20.93
Now, officer Stubie's gonna[br]drive you back to the chopper.
01:18:21.00,01:18:24.33
What ? You brung us all the way[br]down here for us to leave now ?
01:18:24.40,01:18:26.56
Man, yeah. That don't make[br]no motherfuckin' sense.
01:18:26.64,01:18:28.83
Well, you guys have[br]done all you can do.
01:18:28.91,01:18:31.10
This is strictly a police[br]matter from here on in.
01:18:31.18,01:18:33.34
Wait.[br]It maybe a police matter to you,
01:18:33.41,01:18:36.74
but the police don't matter shit[br]to me when it's my daddy in there.
01:18:36.81,01:18:38.84
I said you're getting[br]the hell out ofhere.
01:18:38.92,01:18:40.85
That's the end of it.
01:18:42.85,01:18:44.79
Guys, look, I'm sorry.
01:18:44.86,01:18:46.79
I hate to admit it,[br]but this time he's right.
01:18:46.86,01:18:48.79
You can't be here.[br]It's a liability thing.
01:18:48.86,01:18:51.45
- Hey, man,[br]he's the motherfuckin' liability.[br]- Don't worry aboutit.
01:18:51.53,01:18:54.43
This is my investigation. I promiseyou[br]there will be no bloodshed.
01:18:54.50,01:18:56.43
I promise.
01:18:56.50,01:18:58.44
Come on, guys.
01:18:58.50,01:19:01.30
Let's go.
01:19:03.44,01:19:05.67
You okay, Charlie ?
01:19:05.74,01:19:09.54
Uh, yeah. I'm just, uh,
01:19:09.61,01:19:11.61
freshening up.
01:19:16.12,01:19:18.05
How do you want[br]to handle it ?
01:19:20.56,01:19:23.12
I say we storm the place[br]and start shooting.
01:19:23.19,01:19:25.13
But what if he's unarmed ?
01:19:25.20,01:19:27.19
Plant a gun on him afterwards.
01:19:32.74,01:19:34.83
Don't fuck it up this time.
01:19:57.10,01:19:59.53
Agent Boshane.
01:19:59.60,01:20:03.16
It's Stubie.[br]He's got Baileygates and the girl.
01:20:03.23,01:20:05.20
What ?
01:20:09.77,01:20:11.71
This is Boshane.[br]What's going on ?
01:20:11.78,01:20:13.87
I caught them out on 1 34[br]in a stolen vehicle.
01:20:13.95,01:20:15.88
Baileygates and the girl.[br]I got them.
01:20:15.95,01:20:18.71
Officer Stubie, I don't want you[br]to attempt to move them alone,[br]you hear me ?
01:20:18.78,01:20:20.75
Don't move them.[br]We'll be right there.
01:20:20.82,01:20:22.75
In your car, come on.
01:20:24.56,01:20:26.49
We sure is sorry[br]about this, Officer.
01:20:26.56,01:20:28.82
But our daddy always told us[br]to trust our instinct,
01:20:28.89,01:20:31.56
and our instinct is tellin' us[br]something don't smell right.
01:20:31.63,01:20:34.15
- Come on, let's roll.[br]- You guys are making a big mistake.
01:20:34.23,01:20:37.17
'Cause I promise you,[br]when I find your old man,
01:20:37.24,01:20:39.50
I'm personally gonna fuck him up.
01:20:43.24,01:20:45.77
Now, why did you go and say[br]something like that for, huh ?
01:20:45.84,01:20:49.18
Lee Harvey, what's the diameter[br]of a chicken egg ?
01:20:49.25,01:20:52.01
- 4.08 centimeters.[br]- No, no. What's that in inches ?
01:20:52.08,01:20:54.18
1 .61 , man. What the fuck[br]you gettin' at, man ?
01:20:54.25,01:20:57.24
I got ten bucks say[br]I can squeeze a chicken egg[br]up his ass without it breakin'.
01:20:57.32,01:21:00.85
Man, you can't put no chicken egg up his[br]ass. Look at him. He's a tight-ass.
01:21:00.93,01:21:03.76
- No, it can be done. Right on.[br]- Yo, I'll take that bet.
01:21:03.83,01:21:05.39
Pull your ass out.
01:21:14.11,01:21:17.40
I'll tell you one thing. If l didn't[br]have bad luck, I'd have no luck at all.
01:21:17.53,01:21:20.09
What are we gonna do[br]about Whitey ?
01:21:20.17,01:21:22.60
Take a guess.[br]We're going on without him.
01:21:22.67,01:21:24.61
Moody.
01:21:24.67,01:21:26.61
Yeah, well, I didn't have[br]the fun you had last night.
01:21:26.68,01:21:29.77
I just got the hangover[br]and the swollen prostate.
01:21:29.85,01:21:31.78
Do you have any cash left[br]from when we checked in ?
01:21:31.85,01:21:35.44
- Yes, 60 bucks, but it's Whitey's.[br]- Yeah, well.
01:21:35.52,01:21:39.11
Bad things happen to people who kill[br]their family with a hammer.
01:21:44.03,01:21:45.96
I'm payin'[br]but it's under protest.
01:21:46.03,01:21:48.29
- Come on. It was close enough.[br]- Yeah, whatever.
01:21:51.27,01:21:53.29
- Shit.[br]- Hey, give me the police scanner, man,
01:21:53.37,01:21:55.23
- so we can find out[br]what the fuck's going on.[br]- All right.
01:22:06.05,01:22:08.48
- Well, motherfucker,[br]you speak German, don'tyou ?[br]- Motherfucker, I can speak it.
01:22:08.55,01:22:12.65
-I didn't say I could[br]read the shit all that good.[br]-You's a motherfuckin' disgrace.
01:22:22.00,01:22:24.93
- Then get this motherfucker[br]off the ground ![br]- All right, all right, all right.
01:22:25.00,01:22:26.47
Whoa, shit !
01:22:26.47,01:22:26.96
Whoa, shit !
01:22:38.82,01:22:40.78
Oh !
01:22:40.85,01:22:42.84
- Oh.[br]
01:22:42.92,01:22:46.08
Oh,Jesus !
01:22:49.36,01:22:52.95
Would somebody get this goddamn chicken[br]out of my ass, please ?
01:23:06.88,01:23:08.81
Stay back.[br]We'll do it alone.
01:23:08.88,01:23:10.81
I'll take 19, you take 20.
01:23:10.88,01:23:13.18
Stay back !
01:23:14.72,01:23:18.98
Some turn out a hundred grand
01:23:19.06,01:23:21.18
- Goddamn it !
01:23:24.33,01:23:27.59
Sons of bitches. I'll show 'em.[br]Sons of bitches.
01:23:29.10,01:23:31.03
I need a gun and lots of ammo.
01:23:31.10,01:23:34.93
Whoa, sorry.[br]72-hour wait, federal law.
01:23:35.00,01:23:37.44
How far am I from Rhode lsland ?
01:23:37.51,01:23:39.60
Four or five hours.
01:23:39.68,01:23:43.24
I got a map of New England[br]if you want it, $1 .95.
01:23:44.68,01:23:47.71
- Here's a five. Keep the change.[br]- Thanks.
01:23:58.86,01:24:01.46
- Hello.[br]- Finneran, it's Charlie.
01:24:01.53,01:24:04.50
Charlie, you are in deep shit.[br]Where the hell are you ?
01:24:04.57,01:24:07.30
Listen, you gotta get a message[br]to the colonel for me.
01:24:07.37,01:24:09.80
But no one outside the department[br]can know about this, all right ?
01:24:09.87,01:24:11.86
'Cause this is deep.
01:24:11.94,01:24:15.47
4:30, South County Train Station,[br]bring plenty of backup.
01:24:15.55,01:24:17.48
You've got it.[br]And don't worry,
01:24:17.55,01:24:19.91
nobody outside the department[br]will hear about this.
01:24:19.98,01:24:21.92
Watch yourself, buddy, okay ?
01:24:24.59,01:24:27.42
4:30, eh ?[br]Thanks for notifying us, Officer.
01:24:27.49,01:24:30.08
No, you've been[br]a really big help.
01:24:30.16,01:24:32.59
- You stay close.[br]- Yes, sir.
01:24:33.66,01:24:35.76
- Excuse me.[br]- Huh ?
01:24:36.83,01:24:38.77
Where's Dickie ?
01:24:38.84,01:24:40.77
He's waiting[br]for us in Boston.
01:24:40.84,01:24:44.14
I think it's about time[br]our little rich boy got his hands dirty.
01:24:46.18,01:24:48.11
So, tell me.
01:24:48.18,01:24:50.77
How was, uh, Mr. Wonderful ?
01:24:50.85,01:24:56.62
This is getting really ridiculous,[br]Charlie, so just let it go.
01:24:56.69,01:24:58.62
You know, I turn my back[br]for one minute,
01:24:58.69,01:25:00.71
and you stick it[br]up my ass, literally.
01:25:00.79,01:25:03.92
For your information,[br]you stuck it in your own ass !
01:25:05.03,01:25:07.12
Oh, don't turn this[br]around on me, okay ?
01:25:07.20,01:25:09.49
You're the one[br]that can't keep your legs closed.
01:25:19.21,01:25:21.07
Why are you doing this ?
01:25:21.14,01:25:23.24
Because I like you !
01:25:27.98,01:25:29.92
What ?
01:25:33.49,01:25:36.36
I like you.
01:25:45.84,01:25:48.77
I like you.
01:25:48.84,01:25:51.27
Well, you shouldn't, Charlie.
01:25:52.34,01:25:55.94
I'm just a ditz.
01:25:56.01,01:25:57.95
A ditz ? What are[br]you talking about ?
01:25:58.01,01:26:02.61
You're 27 years old. You're the[br]superintendent ofa major golf resort.
01:26:02.69,01:26:07.78
Uh, yeah, well, I kind off udged[br]my resume a little bit to get that job.
01:26:07.86,01:26:09.83
Oh ?
01:26:09.89,01:26:13.45
Look, I don't know the first thing[br]about running a golf course, Charlie.
01:26:13.53,01:26:15.50
I'm a model.
01:26:16.70,01:26:19.50
- Huh ?[br]- I moved to New York.
01:26:19.57,01:26:22.06
But none of it worked out,[br]so then I tried to be an actress.
01:26:23.51,01:26:27.24
I got this eating disorder[br]where I gained, like, 20 pounds.
01:26:27.31,01:26:29.24
That's not that bad.
01:26:29.31,01:26:31.41
- In a week.[br]- Oh.
01:26:31.48,01:26:34.21
So I kind of lost[br]my self-respect.
01:26:34.28,01:26:38.41
Before you know it, I had[br]70-year-old guys trying to support me,
01:26:38.49,01:26:41.42
and I just really didn't like[br]who I was becoming.
01:26:44.29,01:26:49.60
God, I've made so many mistakes.
01:26:50.67,01:26:54.10
Irene.
01:26:54.17,01:26:58.33
You didn't know[br]what Dickie was up to, did you ?
01:26:59.68,01:27:02.61
I may be a ditz,[br]but I'm not a crook.
01:27:14.86,01:27:18.12
When we met[br]light was shed
01:27:18.19,01:27:21.06
Thoughts free flow[br]you said
01:27:21.13,01:27:24.07
You've got something
01:27:24.13,01:27:26.57
Deep inside of you
01:27:26.64,01:27:30.04
A wind chime voice sound
01:27:30.11,01:27:32.73
The sway of your hips[br]round rings true
01:27:32.81,01:27:35.24
- My ass is really sore.
01:27:35.31,01:27:38.97
Echoes deep inside of you
01:27:47.82,01:27:49.76
Wow.
01:27:51.49,01:27:53.59
I never get tired[br]of hearing that.
01:28:09.55,01:28:11.95
Hey.
01:28:12.01,01:28:13.95
Oh, hey.[br]I'm looking for my friends.
01:28:14.02,01:28:16.28
A pretty little blonde[br]and a tall guy with a buzz cut.
01:28:16.35,01:28:18.29
- Cabin " E."[br]- Thanks a lot.
01:28:29.00,01:28:31.63
Shh. Don't make a sound.
01:28:31.70,01:28:35.14
I don't know anything, and that's[br]exactly what I told the police.
01:28:35.20,01:28:37.30
-Iswear.[br]-Shut up, lrene ! You just listen to me.
01:28:37.37,01:28:39.31
Maybe we can[br]work something out.
01:28:43.18,01:28:46.81
Time to face the music, Mozart.[br]And a-one, and a-two, and-
01:29:07.74,01:29:10.33
Warden, I want my own cell.
01:29:11.54,01:29:13.67
Oh, great, you again.
01:29:15.58,01:29:17.19
- What tree did[br]this sap ooze out of?[br]- It's Dickie.
01:29:17.19,01:29:19.25
- What tree did[br]this sap ooze out of?[br]- It's Dickie.
01:29:19.33,01:29:22.73
- It's the guy who got me[br]into all this crap ! Yeah.[br]- Oh, your golfbuddy ?
01:29:22.80,01:29:25.27
- I hope he doesn't mind[br]ifl play through.[br]- Knock it off, Hank.
01:29:25.34,01:29:28.07
- Okay, turn around.[br]I'll play the back nine.[br]- Stop it !
01:29:28.14,01:29:31.04
Come on, he couldn't have chewed up[br]the greens that badly.
01:29:31.11,01:29:33.37
- Get away from me ![br]- Whoa.
01:29:33.44,01:29:35.50
He hasn't played the course[br]in a long time, okay ?
01:29:35.58,01:29:37.51
It was Charlie who was putting.
01:29:37.58,01:29:39.64
- Charlie ?[br]- Yeah, that's right.
01:29:39.72,01:29:42.69
He might not be long off the tee, but[br]he's got a pretty good up and down game.
01:29:42.75,01:29:45.85
What the hell is that supp- Can we[br]just speak English for a second here ?
01:29:45.92,01:29:49.72
I never wanted to sleep with you,[br]Hank, okay ? You tricked me.
01:29:49.79,01:29:51.76
Yeah, that's right.[br]I did trick you.
01:29:51.83,01:29:54.46
It was deceitful.[br]It was disgusting and despicable.
01:29:54.53,01:29:57.33
But just this once,[br]try to look at it from my side.
01:29:57.40,01:30:00.77
- I was horny.[br]- Oh, God.
01:30:00.84,01:30:03.07
You are such an asshole !
01:30:03.14,01:30:05.73
Come on. Don't be mad,[br]my little pussy fart.
01:30:09.61,01:30:12.05
Now, I warned you[br]about that, buddy.
01:30:12.12,01:30:15.31
Warned me about what ?
01:30:15.39,01:30:17.22
Charlie ?
01:30:17.29,01:30:19.41
Uh-huh.
01:30:19.49,01:30:22.22
Providence, Rhode lsland.[br]Ten-minute stop.
01:30:22.29,01:30:25.06
- Did you-[br]- What ?
01:30:25.13,01:30:27.60
- What the hell is going on here ?[br]- Hank was coming on to me again.
01:30:27.66,01:30:30.90
Hank ? Damn it.
01:30:30.97,01:30:32.90
I am so sick of that guy.
01:30:33.07,01:30:34.90
Okay, Hank,[br]come on out here.
01:30:34.97,01:30:37.41
Let's settle this[br]the old-fashioned way. Come on !
01:30:37.47,01:30:40.50
I may not be tough, but, damn it,[br]I can get good and mad !
01:30:40.58,01:30:43.05
- Come on![br]- Stop it, man. You're scaring me.
01:30:43.11,01:30:45.08
What's the matter with you ?
01:30:45.15,01:30:47.08
Let's get off. Let's get off[br]before he wakes up. Come on.
01:30:47.15,01:30:50.38
I'm not through with you, buster.[br]I'm not through with you !
01:30:57.33,01:30:59.39
What's the matter, Hank ? Afraid[br]to pick on someone your own size ?
01:31:01.63,01:31:04.26
Are you okay ?
01:31:04.33,01:31:06.27
What happened?
01:31:06.34,01:31:08.27
That was dirty.
01:31:08.34,01:31:11.07
All right. Come on.[br]Where are you ?
01:31:11.14,01:31:13.27
Where are you ?[br]Here I am.
01:31:13.34,01:31:15.28
Oh, you bastard.
01:31:18.88,01:31:20.87
Stop it,[br]you're gonna kill him !
01:31:24.12,01:31:27.06
You're choking me.
01:31:27.12,01:31:29.06
Ow, ow, ow, ow. Charlie,[br]don't break it. Don't break it.
01:31:29.13,01:31:32.12
Get on your knees and beg me.[br]Upyours. I beg-
01:31:39.14,01:31:41.76
On your feet, Opie.[br]We're gonna have some fun.
01:31:41.84,01:31:44.40
Irene.
01:31:44.47,01:31:46.57
Irene.
01:31:48.15,01:31:51.31
Hi, ladies. My name is Charlie[br]Baileygates. Wanna see my weasel ?
01:31:56.99,01:31:58.92
Free hot dogs here.[br]All you can eat.
01:31:58.99,01:32:00.92
Getyour foot-long[br]and a bag ofnuts.
01:32:00.99,01:32:04.95
No, don't listen to him ![br]It's not me. It's Hank.
01:32:09.67,01:32:13.10
Come back here, Hank.[br]I'm not through with you !
01:32:20.28,01:32:23.04
Had enough ? Upyours.
01:32:27.22,01:32:29.45
Stop it, you two ![br]Stop it !
01:32:34.02,01:32:35.62
It's Gerke ![br]Come on !
01:32:35.69,01:32:38.96
All right, Hank, truce.[br]For now, fucker.
01:32:44.64,01:32:47.30
Watch out![br]He's gotagun !
01:32:47.37,01:32:49.67
I'll follow the girl.[br]You get Baileygates.
01:32:56.31,01:32:58.75
Police officer ![br]Everybody down !
01:32:58.82,01:33:01.55
Get down !
01:33:01.62,01:33:03.98
Ow !
01:33:06.82,01:33:08.85
Get out of the way.
01:33:12.00,01:33:13.93
Hank, we're shot.
01:33:14.00,01:33:15.93
Come on, you pussy.[br]It'sjust a flesh wound. Look.
01:33:26.68,01:33:29.37
Look, there's[br]keys in the car.
01:33:29.45,01:33:32.04
No, I can't go on.
01:33:33.62,01:33:36.45
I think-
01:33:36.52,01:33:40.08
I think I'm gonna faint.
01:33:45.70,01:33:50.57
Do you mean to say[br]that I gotta carry your sorry ass ?
01:33:50.63,01:33:53.40
All right.
01:33:53.47,01:33:56.41
Come on, Rip Van Wussy.
01:33:59.64,01:34:02.74
Jesus, you're heavy.
01:34:07.65,01:34:09.64
Get in there.
01:34:16.66,01:34:18.96
And we're gone.
01:34:21.30,01:34:24.43
Oh, shit![br]Don't worry about him.
01:34:27.50,01:34:30.13
Hank, what have you done ?
01:34:30.21,01:34:33.67
Oh, my God ![br]Don't you just love it.
01:34:37.11,01:34:41.55
It's a strange condition
01:34:41.62,01:34:44.38
A day in prison
01:34:44.45,01:34:47.12
- Move it.[br]-It's got me out of my head
01:34:47.19,01:34:51.09
And l don't know[br]what l came for
01:34:51.16,01:34:54.72
You are a sick pup.
01:34:54.80,01:34:57.93
Yeah, well, it takes one to know one.[br]What are you doing ?
01:34:58.00,01:35:00.83
- Hank ! -
01:35:00.90,01:35:03.24
Ever been bitch-slapped ?
01:35:03.31,01:35:07.21
I'm gonna kill you,[br]Hank, I swear to God.
01:35:07.28,01:35:10.87
Arrivederci, deadwood.[br]No !
01:35:12.68,01:35:15.58
'Cause I want to know
01:35:17.22,01:35:21.35
And it's a strange condition
01:35:21.42,01:35:25.19
A day in prison
01:35:25.26,01:35:27.20
You got me out of my head
01:35:27.26,01:35:31.06
And l don't know[br]what l came for
01:35:33.37,01:35:37.64
And l want you to know
01:35:57.79,01:35:59.73
What the hell are you[br]still doing here ?
01:36:00.06,01:36:02.96
You can't just throw me away, Hank.[br]We're in this together.
01:36:09.47,01:36:11.41
Pritchard.
01:36:11.47,01:36:14.57
Cover the other end.[br]I want Charlie arrested on sight.
01:36:49.61,01:36:52.38
Hey, lrene.[br]You just keep walking now.
01:37:03.79,01:37:06.06
Irene ?
01:37:06.13,01:37:08.06
Irene ?
01:37:11.30,01:37:13.60
Hold it, Baileygates.[br]You're coming with me.
01:37:13.67,01:37:16.61
- Not now, Finneran.[br]- Yes, now !
01:37:18.14,01:37:20.01
That was me.
01:37:20.08,01:37:22.34
Yeah, big deal. The guy's got[br]a glassjaw. Shut up, Hank !
01:37:22.41,01:37:24.35
- You know, you're so-[br]- Hank!
01:37:24.41,01:37:26.26
Hank !
01:37:26.40,01:37:28.46
Hey, let her go !
01:37:28.53,01:37:31.63
She asked for me, asshole.[br]Big deal.
01:37:35.71,01:37:38.44
Dickie, you know[br]I don't know anything.
01:37:38.51,01:37:40.44
Shut up, lrene.[br]It's too late.
01:37:48.22,01:37:51.05
Hank !
01:37:51.12,01:37:53.45
Hank!
01:37:53.53,01:37:55.46
- No way.[br]- Come on.
01:38:03.54,01:38:06.83
- Oh, no, water.
01:38:06.91,01:38:10.17
Yeah, she's pretty much screwed.[br]Come on, I'll buy you a beer.
01:38:10.24,01:38:12.18
No, we're doing this.
01:38:14.58,01:38:16.51
Hey.
01:38:16.58,01:38:20.61
Hank, what are you doing ?[br]Give me the leg.
01:38:20.69,01:38:23.02
- Whoa ! Hank, hurry ![br]
01:38:24.42,01:38:26.69
This is my body !
01:38:26.76,01:38:28.95
Do you understand that ?
01:38:29.03,01:38:30.96
I'm calling the shots[br]from now on, Hank.
01:38:31.03,01:38:32.96
I don't need you[br]to fight my battles for me.
01:38:33.03,01:38:34.97
If you can back down[br]from something this important,
01:38:35.03,01:38:36.97
you're nothing at all.
01:38:37.04,01:38:39.87
You're nothing at all !
01:38:44.51,01:38:46.48
I got my leg back.
01:38:46.54,01:38:49.01
Oh, no. Hank !
01:38:49.08,01:38:51.11
I'm coming, lrene.
01:38:54.59,01:38:56.68
Hank ! No !
01:38:56.75,01:39:00.05
It's okay, lrene.
01:39:00.12,01:39:03.39
Hank's gone.[br]It's me, Charlie.
01:39:03.46,01:39:05.40
Charlie ?
01:39:05.46,01:39:08.06
Uh, maybe you should[br]go back and get help.
01:39:08.13,01:39:10.07
No, I can handle it.
01:39:11.80,01:39:14.57
I'm warning you, pal.[br]You're gonna get hurt.
01:39:16.14,01:39:18.84
- Be careful, Charlie.
01:39:18.91,01:39:21.90
-Just do what he says, Charlie.[br]- Back off, back off !
01:39:21.98,01:39:24.57
-Just turn around. Now ![br]- Take it easy, Dickie.
01:39:24.65,01:39:26.67
- Take it easy.[br]
01:39:26.75,01:39:29.02
There's nowhere to go.
01:39:29.09,01:39:31.02
Come on, Dickie.
01:39:31.09,01:39:33.32
Give me the gun.
01:39:33.39,01:39:37.59
Come on. Come on.
01:39:37.66,01:39:40.89
That's it.[br]Nice and easy.
01:39:52.11,01:39:54.10
Where's my thumb ?
01:39:54.18,01:39:56.51
That's kidnapping and assault.[br]You know that, don'tyou ?
01:39:56.58,01:39:58.61
- Well, why stop there ?[br]- No !
01:39:58.68,01:40:01.88
- Oh, God.
01:40:03.09,01:40:07.08
- Whitey ![br]- Rock 'n' roll !
01:40:13.33,01:40:15.23
Irene ?
01:40:15.30,01:40:17.77
Irene!
01:40:30.62,01:40:32.78
Irene !
01:40:41.83,01:40:45.16
Irene !
01:40:50.77,01:40:55.36
- Irene, lrene.[br]- What ? What ? Oh, my God. Ow.
01:41:04.62,01:41:06.61
Keep going.[br]Bring it down, bring it down.
01:41:06.68,01:41:10.42
- Look at that.[br]- We're coming, Daddy.[br]We're coming, man.
01:41:10.49,01:41:13.25
It's my kids !
01:41:17.83,01:41:20.26
Come on, Daddy ![br]Grab ahold of that motherfucker, man !
01:41:37.08,01:41:39.52
I always dance with a lady[br]gets me there every time
01:41:39.58,01:41:42.35
On the road to recovery, shit,[br]I think we missed the damn sign
01:41:44.42,01:41:46.36
So, how's my thumb[br]looking, Doc ?
01:41:46.42,01:41:48.36
I'll let you know when I find it.
01:41:49.43,01:41:51.69
- Irene, Charlie.[br]- Hey.
01:41:51.76,01:41:55.22
- This is Agent Steve Parfitt, F.B.I.[br]Old friend.[br]- Nice to see you.
01:41:55.30,01:41:58.13
You must be awfully[br]proud of these maniacs.
01:41:58.20,01:42:02.14
Oh, I am.
01:42:02.21,01:42:06.04
- Yeah, you know, we're proud[br]of this motherfucker too.[br]- Oh.
01:42:06.11,01:42:08.87
- It's good to see you're safe, Dad.[br]I'll tell you that.[br]- Yeah.
01:42:08.95,01:42:11.38
The colonel informed them[br]that all the guilty parties...
01:42:11.45,01:42:13.85
had been apprehended.
01:42:13.92,01:42:15.98
Gerke was arraigned[br]at a Providence hospital,
01:42:16.05,01:42:20.49
and Agent Boshane had been arrested[br]at the train station in New London.
01:42:20.56,01:42:24.49
But Charlie Baileygates[br]had other things on his mind.
01:42:24.56,01:42:27.43
- Charlie, nicely done.[br]- Thanks, Sea Bass.
01:42:28.73,01:42:31.50
Hey, Whitey.[br]Listen, I just wanted to tell you...
01:42:31.57,01:42:33.66
that I really appreciate[br]everything you did for me.
01:42:33.74,01:42:35.93
I owe you a huge one.
01:42:36.01,01:42:39.67
And I'm truly sorry[br]that you had to kill again.
01:42:39.74,01:42:42.21
It must be really[br]messing with your head.
01:42:42.28,01:42:45.61
- I never killed anyone before.[br]- What ?
01:42:45.68,01:42:48.35
Look, you were an admitted schizo[br]who was wanted for murder...
01:42:48.42,01:42:52.36
and you were laying in bed next to me[br]gabbin' like a 16-year-old girl[br]on the telephone.
01:42:52.42,01:42:54.58
You freaked me out, man.
01:42:54.66,01:42:58.43
But what about your family ?[br]How did they die ?
01:42:58.50,01:43:01.33
I never said they were dead.
01:43:01.40,01:43:06.06
I said they were gone.[br]They moved to Phoenix, the bastards.
01:43:06.14,01:43:09.07
Look at me. I wouldn't last[br]two minutes out in the desert.
01:43:09.14,01:43:12.37
Hey, your bandage is wet.
01:43:12.44,01:43:15.71
Oh, yeah ?[br]Well, maybe it's time to come off.
01:43:15.78,01:43:18.04
I'm surprised[br]it's held on this long.
01:43:19.45,01:43:21.38
Hey, that's not so bad.
01:43:21.45,01:43:26.45
Hey, Daddy. We just wanted to say[br]that you- Holy shit.
01:43:26.52,01:43:29.49
Look, Daddy got[br]a goddamn butthole on his face.
01:43:29.56,01:43:34.00
- All Laughing][br]- Oh, boy. Here we go.
01:43:34.07,01:43:36.56
He sure is[br]a Spartacus-lookin' motherfucker.
01:43:36.63,01:43:38.57
Hey, Daddy, man.[br]Look, man.
01:43:38.64,01:43:40.47
Now you can blow your nose[br]and wipe your ass at the same damn time.
01:43:48.25,01:43:50.68
You know what I'm saying ?[br]Oh, shit.
01:43:58.92,01:44:01.69
- So.[br]- So.
01:44:01.76,01:44:04.02
How did your meeting[br]with the shrink go ?
01:44:04.10,01:44:07.09
Oh, wonderful.[br]A clean bill of health.
01:44:07.16,01:44:09.10
- Yeah ?[br]-Just anotherwell-rounded individual.
01:44:09.17,01:44:13.00
That's great, Charlie.[br]I'm really happy for you.
01:44:13.07,01:44:15.00
Thank you.
01:44:15.07,01:44:17.20
Well, uh,
01:44:17.28,01:44:21.64
I hope if you're ever,[br]you know, around here,
01:44:21.71,01:44:26.48
you'll, uh,[br]come and visit us.
01:44:26.55,01:44:30.54
Yeah. Little Rhodie.
01:44:30.62,01:44:32.65
Biggest little state in the union.
01:44:34.16,01:44:36.09
Yeah.
01:44:36.16,01:44:39.22
Yeah.
01:44:41.73,01:44:44.83
- Oh, let me get that for you.[br]- Thanks.
01:44:47.91,01:44:50.64
- Hey, lrene.[br]- Yeah ?
01:44:52.41,01:44:55.00
Maybe I could come[br]visit you sometime soon.
01:44:56.41,01:44:58.41
Promise ?
01:44:59.92,01:45:01.91
You bet.
01:45:05.26,01:45:09.42
And that's the word[br]ofa Rhode lsland State Trooper, ma'am.
01:45:35.39,01:45:40.48
I found you sitting[br]on a suitcase crying
01:45:42.13,01:45:44.15
Beneath my feet
01:45:44.23,01:45:48.63
I feel the rumble[br]of a subway train
01:45:48.70,01:45:52.33
Yeah[br]l laugh out loud
01:45:52.40,01:45:56.07
'Cause it's the one thing[br]l hadn't been trying
01:45:58.94,01:46:02.34
The train came in breathless[br]the passengers restless
01:46:02.41,01:46:05.68
You said[br]baby, you'll never change
01:46:05.75,01:46:07.84
You gotta get gone
01:46:07.92,01:46:10.98
You gotta get going
01:46:11.06,01:46:13.89
Hey, the world[br]ain't slowing down
01:46:13.96,01:46:16.32
- You gotta be kidding.[br]
01:46:19.43,01:46:21.46
Hold it right there.
01:46:27.04,01:46:28.97
- Miss Waters.[br]- Yes ?
01:46:29.04,01:46:32.13
- I'd like you to step[br]out of the car please.[br]- What did I not do now ?
01:46:32.21,01:46:34.47
We have reason to believe[br]this is a stolen vehicle.
01:46:34.55,01:46:36.48
What ? No, no.
01:46:36.55,01:46:38.78
I rented this car.
01:46:38.85,01:46:41.51
Would you step[br]out of the car, please ?
01:46:43.22,01:46:45.15
Great.
01:46:47.06,01:46:48.99
- Front of the car, please.[br]- Mm-hmm.
01:46:49.06,01:46:50.99
Hands on the hood.
01:46:51.06,01:46:53.26
- Spread your legs.[br]- That's great. Uh-huh.
01:46:53.33,01:46:55.82
- Mm-hmm.[br]- Thank you.[br]Just following procedure, ma'am.
01:46:57.23,01:47:01.00
Oh, you guys.[br]You guys are beautiful.
01:47:01.07,01:47:03.34
Look, why don't we[br]just skip the trial ?
01:47:03.41,01:47:06.84
Get right to it. You can lock me up[br]and keep me here forever.
01:47:08.08,01:47:10.88
That's what I had planned.
01:47:24.83,01:47:26.76
Oh, Charlie.
01:47:34.87,01:47:38.87
It sounds like a song[br]it hits you like scripture
01:47:38.94,01:47:40.88
You paint the picture
01:47:40.95,01:47:43.47
With colors squeezed[br]from your hand
01:47:43.55,01:47:45.48
Weren't you the kid
01:47:45.55,01:47:48.04
Who just climbed[br]on the merry-go-round
01:47:48.12,01:47:50.31
It's gonna be raining[br]wine and roses tonight.
01:47:50.39,01:47:53.32
I'll tell you one thing. It's gonna be[br]raining my motherfuckin' cookies...
01:47:53.39,01:47:55.65
if this motherfucker don't[br]stop this turbulence shit.
01:47:55.73,01:47:57.66
-That's what the fuck I'm talking about.[br]-Come on, man.
01:47:57.73,01:48:00.49
Well, that's[br]Charlie's story, and l'm sticking to it.
01:48:00.56,01:48:05.00
They all moved in together[br]and lived as one big happy family-
01:48:05.07,01:48:07.33
Charlie and lrene, the guys,
01:48:07.40,01:48:10.67
even that nice[br]albino fella, Whitey.
01:48:10.74,01:48:14.34
And l'm happy toreport[br]Charlie got promoted to Lieutenant...
01:48:14.41,01:48:17.51
in the greatest[br]law enforcement agency in the land.
01:48:17.58,01:48:20.52
the Rhode lsland State Police.
01:48:20.58,01:48:24.11
Yeah, it was[br]a regular slice of Americana.
01:48:24.19,01:48:28.02
Y'all come back now. Thanks[br]for watchin' our motherfuckin' movie.
01:48:31.20,01:48:34.30
You gotta get gone[br]you gotta get going
01:48:34.37,01:48:38.97
Hey, the world ain't[br]slowing down for no one
01:48:39.05,01:48:42.81
-It's a carnival[br]calling out to you[br]
01:48:42.88,01:48:46.98
It's calling out to you
01:48:47.05,01:48:49.82
It sounds like a song[br]it hits you like scripture
01:48:49.89,01:48:51.82
You paint the picture
01:48:51.89,01:48:55.06
With colors squeezed[br]from your hand
01:48:55.13,01:48:59.26
Weren't you the kid[br]who just climbed on the merry-go
01:55:30.12,01:55:33.75
Okay, everybody.[br]The water temperature is 63 degrees.
01:55:33.83,01:55:37.26
Pop's thumb should be all right[br]if we find it within the next six hours.
01:55:37.33,01:55:39.76
- You sure about that ?[br]- Do the math, motherfucker.
01:55:39.83,01:55:42.03
- Damn.[br]- Geez.
01:55:50.64,01:55:54.34
- Hey, I think I found it.[br]- What ?
01:56:00.19,01:56:03.28
- False alarm.[br]- Oh, damn, Whitey. |
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