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This film is based on a real event|in Hong Kong happening on 16th August 2002 Since some of the characters|are still alive their names have been re-created in order to protect their privacy Some parts of the story|have also been made fictitious Don't worry, little fatty Your heartbeat is clear And your lungs... not much noise Try breathe hard Hold your breath Breathe hard What's going on? I made a mess just working Don't go Let's go Hold it Hello? Honey Hi, honey, are you at work? Don't wait for me, I will see I'll be in Hong Kong at 12:30am Honey, don't you remember? Don't eat too much tonight Are you going to Neway Karaoke|with friends? Yes my dear So off you go Are you going to dine with Dr. Lee Yes, we've made an appointment I'll be at home at 2:00 am Don't be late It'll be Ghosts Festival Be a good boy, don't make me worry Time's up 09:32 Hong Kong lnternational Airport I'll go out, won't come back afternoon I tell Cho to wait for you in his car No thanks 09:57 Tsim Sha Tsui Billiard Room He's Paul When I first took you out for fun People looked at you in the same way lest you told your girlfriend everything But it turned out all right Paul is with us for the first time First time for most of the fun Give him an opportunity In 1983 We buddies first had a wild time We were still so inexperienced Always caught red-handed by our wives There were so many casualties Until ten years ago We met Ninth Uncle He told us that we had to be cautious We were with him all the time fooling around in Kowloon and then Hong Kong island Sometimes we went abroad Those good old days Until 1997, at Nightclub Carnival Barely had the girl come in even before we ever touched them did our wives arrived ln order to rescue us, Ninth Uncle sacrifice himself He has been locked up at home since then From that night we had never screwed around But I won't give up But I remember|the fortune-teller told me He said it is my fate that I have to gamble to know when I'm lucky to screw a whore to stay healthy I've been waiting for 5 years Until today, 16th August Blessed by Buddha we've 14 hours belonging to us|to do whatever we want Everyone, you decide your own fate whether to be a wanker or to be a fucker you decide by yourself I want to be a fucker Good luck! Cheers! I've prepared the pills for today The blue ones are for power The white one for long time The condoms I've got nine for everyone This is the limit for a man A new phone-card for everyone Put it into the phone So that no record is left The money you leave with us every month Is enough to be spent today Don't use credit card to leave on trace Chao is responsible for traffic A taxi won't cause suspicion Oh John and Mary want to divorce You want to know? After coming back from China they have been robbed The bandit took out a knife he wanted to assault Mary John tried to stop him Saying: Leave her alone Mary shouted: Don't risk, honey He'll just kill you The badit said: So you love each other You both shit, and eat each other's I won't touch her and you may go and I'll give you money They both shit immediately They opened their mouth and ate it You Hong Kong people are so daring You have guts I'll let you go They rewarded them with money Then they went After they croosed the border|Mary told John John, I want a divorce Why? Because I don't think you love me How can you say that? I ate your shit to save you Mary said John, if you love me why was your shit so big taking me|a long time to finish? Do you think this is funny? Hi, this is Cheung What is the rate for Arsenal? Half score give way 875? Oh You know I was born|in the year of the Rat I have a story about a rat... Brother Tin, we're getting there Shall we arrange this way Paul, after meeting your girlfriend you go to have French food Chao, you go Japanese You, Anytime, to the best restaurant I go to Cova, it's cheaper Why do we go to Pacific Place? Mission 1: Free Meal Free sex is the spirit of adultery The first programme Is to get an old flame You first girl who turned you down Pacific Place is situated|in the center of HK It's a crossroads of the underground A convenient strategic point With a lots of shops and restaurants Cinemas and fashion shops More, there're luxury hotels Like Conrad Marriot and Shangri-la Eating, fucking and sleeping Ideal place for underground sex Tin! I'm sorry|Have you been waiting for long? Just a while You came back last night? Yes Haven't seen you for long time... You didn't change anything Neither did you Really? I've always been thinking of before I think I was silly then I chose to marry Benjamin instead of you Everytime I thought of that I hated myself so much It's human to err Tin! Sorry, you've been waiting for long Not really, just a while Have you just come back? Yes You haven't changed a bit these years Neither did you Really? I think I was silly then I chose to marry Benjamin instead of you Everytime I thought of that I hated myself so much Well, fat women are always silly Pardon? No I come back for you to offer you something precious I've saved it for many years just for you Banjamin wanted this too But I never gave him I... I wanted to save it for you, Tin How are you feeling? Not well? No... Oh... I've made an appointment|to check the sample You stay here, I'll get the bill You order a drink Where's the precious thing|I've kept for you? You may keep it, I'll be back soon I'll wait for you in the room Wait slowly Have a nice meal Thank you When did I quit the Karaoke? Three years ago Three years Three years Have you ever thought of me? Of course I did What did you think of me about? About your singing What else? Something like... Your extra small uniform... You naughty boy Only thinking of those things... The extra small uniform So what? lt fit me But just a little too small Did you think of me then? Why did you ask this?|I won't say a thing Tell me No way That means yes What did you think of me about? About last time when you... kissed me in the Karaoke room, drunk Did I? When I think of it... I want to do it once more May I? Oh no, here, you mean? The bill please You've got guts Your tongue is hard, your tongue hard You had some salted fish last night Your tongue is so sexy Find another place Sure How come? l was born in the Year of the Rat I remember that I tell you a story about a rat... Yip There was a dirty old rat... Shit! Thank God I just thought of that... I sent a cheque to pay off|my credit card Lucky that I've got it back in time before transaction Where are we going? Shall we go to your place? What about my home? It's not so convenient... It's a bit far away It's a long way with nowhere to park the car That road is far from my home Looking out from my home... Shall we just go... To the hotel upstairs We haven't finished the joke about the rat Don't tell, I can see it You look exactly like a rat Do you believe in Taro cards? I was told I'm lucky today But your luck is bad You know about my past We doctors believe in evidence|and science I'm never superstitious But the Taro is accurate I played it once with a Taro girl She found that David is married Are you not going out with Jeff? What Jeff? Jeff, and then David Really? I'll call him He said he's married He's a married man for 2 years And worse Jeff was a married man too Is that true That's ridiculous I just made a phone call He admitted it What a shame Why was every man married? There's no use to hide it I saw the print on your third finger Bad luck then The Taro girl said|I'm a natural born mistress It's all fate I give up I always end up with someone's husband But you don't believe in this do you? But sometimes we don't need evidence Einstein said in his Relativity theory that the cosmo is infinitive|where's his evidence? So I do believe in fate and in predestination Which hotel should we go? Anyone you prefer Island Shangri-la offers free breakfast and Conrad, I know the manager He may upgrade us|with the presidential suite Where should we go then? Toilet Hello uncle Has your Winnie come? Not yet|Maybe the $500 I gave her wasn't enough Why did you give her $500 l knew her on the net|She lives in Tuen Mun She couldn't pay her taxi-fare|She wants $ 500 Is that enough for that long journey? Even by helicopter. Come back What's wrong? I smell a rat... There's something strange about Cindy you give me half an hour to think... Stop! Don't even think about it|you want your in-laws to know? Throw the flowers away, you fool How are you guys? Free stuffs are no good But, brother Tin I've just had a Viagra|what should I do now I am having a hard on Don't worry No, I can't hold on like this It's getting difficult|I can't hold on anymore Are you bull shitting Can't hold on....|not a woman for over 20 years Who can compare with ninth uncle Ninth Uncle did everything for us he is still suffering Hello, Tin What a funny place here I've got to come once a week Every week? Every day I've got to go to toilet Hey! Tin! Cheung! Yeung! Let's go! The wives are coming! Let's go! Go! There's a back door Let's go Uncle Ninth Let's go! Don't be nervous, cool down No, Let's go together I'm found, no use to go You get lost We'll be finished Uncle Ninth Let's go Hey Let's go Open the door Let's go Open the door Open the door Hey You don't have do find All chics here are my order Who did you tell to go? Really? What did you say? Have some wine! I'm now ready to go Are you going That's why we are here Make it out with a woman or not I told myself: never complain what Ninth Uncle did for us he can't even touch a woman now I'm OK I am sorry, uncle Now drive 09:57 Pacific Place, Admiralty Sergeant Chan, what's up? Do you want to check your license? Just TST? What about Jordan? That's fine We're just playing Give me a call some time Jordan Road Tin, you're discreet Of course Have you heard of Yeung? The name is familiar What Ninth Uncle said, he was there That's it This is the director|the one next to him Yes, this one Haven't done it for years What for? Something went wrong What? I went to night-club|with him 2 years ago We were drunk, taking out a girl each Honey Yes How's business? We'll sign the contract soon Tin made me drunk I suffer from hang-over Caught like this, what can I say? What about you? What can I say? It's free? Just a try? Eyes wide open for free stuffs Ninth Uncle is always right you must be careful and very careful It's like being a triad member Hurry up Be patient Mission 2: Cyber Cafe The heroes of the Red Flowers Gang Sacrificed their lives To fight back the country of Hans And killed all the nomads Oh... The fought for the country|with their swords Oh... Welcome everybody! Welcome Let me introduce myself I am the manager here, Baggio First of all, welcome to you all to become members|of the Blue Diamond Club Good Congratulations I don't want to waste your precious time meanwhile I would like to introduce|what's new in our club Let's see it together What's this Special passionate package No kidding, no bull shit, no nonsense Do you know how much you pay|for this service One hundred fifty, no One hundred twenty, no Ninety five! Unbelievable Are you joking, only ninety five dollars Of course, you are members of superior and you are entitle to|this remarkable rate Today, my guests All your drinks are free Good But add two dollars for cold drinks First of all|I would like to tell you something There will be extra fees|for a net service trainer I have a question do you need a net service trainer Manager|by one look and you know I need one Don't play now I fully understand There are two types of|net service trainer indoor or outdoor Don't know which type you like Manager, if not go out|then we stay at home then why we are here? Understood Today we'll go out together Manager Boss, how is it|do you need anything else Baggio, right? Yes I've just told you, I want a 36 You look That's right, 36 Miss, you are a 36, right? Of course Are you sure? You can take my measurement No need, let me discuss this with you Miss, please turn to your back Look at this flab here plus your arms are larger than mine That is 30 already only 6 inches is left to your tits That's right Boss, please don't kid You give me this one Boss, this one is Japanese In Hong Kong, we want Japanese In Japan, they want a miss Hong Kong How can we give them a miss Hong Kong Don't make fun of me, boss I don't know what these people want Go to hell What? What else can we do I've never seen such a big screen Mine is much better That's why you won't let me|touch your mouse How are you doing? Paul Mine is all right except her mouth stinks I let her go to brush her teeth|and she charged me 500 This is the place|where everyone talks about money I am good at bargaining. We still got time, let's look for food You can be choosy until|you are satisfied Little girls How much do you charge Three thousand Three thousand? 3000 for four? You think it is my first time Stop there You have your own principle I admire men with principles Youthful and pretty girls $3000 is not expensive You are worth more than that I am afraid you've got sex disease That's a deal, change your dress and more Go to the room, take a shower yourself no kissing, no moaning, no touching Are you robbing me? Can't even touch Go, let's go I don't believe|this is the only cyber cafe in hk Are all women in HK are all dead? How many girls outside can't get a job University graduates only get $400 a day You don't want to work here? OK, get out The other 3 stay, $5000 each I don't want you here If you have the guts, go now I am just kidding It doesn't trouble me You are right When we play baccarat in Macau we want to win only|don't want to shuffle the cards not even touching the cards Ok, that's fine But we've talked for a long time|give me some face call me honey when it is nearly finished as a gift No, no moaning no noise while screwing $3000, no noise OK, take your handbag Thanks Hurry up Good, we are nearly there Hurry up Thank you, tin I don't know what you've fought but... you were great What's up, Paul? I want to check my email Are you coming to screw|or to check your email Does it matter? I can always do the two things together This is a cyber- cafe|of course there are computers Theoretically there's no connection|between sex and email like a patient who has herpes do I need to ask if he has a cold? That's ok, Paul, let's go Sergeant Chan|can you talk about the action We take the action, it's mainly because of some wrong information no... it's a reported case there is an illegal brothel You know we are also perants We can't separate between private|and business matters Sergeant Chan, are you nervous Do you have a friend up there? Don't be silly Sergeant Chan, what's up? Where? They're at Happyhour Cyber Cafe We are going up there What do you mean The front door is exposed I'll block those people|you get out from the back Thank you Checking license Brother Tin, the gal...|I am nearly there Don't take risk, it's too dangerous You can always come at another time You two Stop bugging me, let's go Use the back door! Front door is blocked Police, checking license Run, quick, run My gal My gal What's up Taking pictures Why are there reporters? How could I know? You hold it for us Run Hold it! Over here Let's go Hurry up Let's go Tin Go Go Get into the car Hurry up, Excuse me Get into the car Hurry up, Paul ls there something wrong, Brother Tin? Nothing Brother Tin Thank you No need to defend me just now Ever since what happened to Ninth Uncle I told myself Whenever we go out|we shall come back together Not one less By the way We haven't seen Ninth Uncle|for a long time 15:20 Beacon Hill, Kowloon Tin! Ninth Uncle He will never Take the money himself Oh sir, you drop some money Don't mention the word 'money Oh, it's rubbish 15 minutes, OK? Ninth Uncle, you had maids Why change to male servants? Ninth Auntie is afraid that|I am at home all the time That I might screw the maids So she fired all the maids Screw a maid? I like horse gambling|but not horse riding Where is Yeung? Ninth Uncle For all these years You've done so much for us I didn't say anything If you turn them in|I let you read some porns again you think it over Is it worth it? You do everything for your brothers? Do you think they'll thank you? They are out there enjoying themselves If they are happy I am also happy Ninth Uncle, don't worry too much What happens out there, we can handle it Every month, for your sake We got a full service by|Miss Hung at Ritz Thank you, Tin I read the newspaper, Tonochy is closed It that true? Yes Did you go there on the last night? My father-in-law died|my mother-in-law's birthday I couldn't go Cheung went there Was it fun? It's not too bad Don't lie to me I know you want to give me some comfort That night It must be fun Ninth Uncle's grown old For the old man's sake We must have a good time Agree! Hello? What? Why? Henry and Ljungberg... Are they fighting? What's the rate Arsenal to give way 1/2 score, 105? I'll call you back. Doing an operation Cheung, go to Kowloon Tong Let Paul have a look OK Ideal Hotel? This was the first villa I went It's a bad location Near the station, a busy area Don't you fear seen by someone? My woman does Norfolk's ok. It's a quiet street The mood is good The sound-proof is bad But it's got good porn Have you time do watch porn? Fortune Hotel! I played threesome|for the first time here! Don't they let you do it? You pay them extra Hotel Romance Paul Do you see? Bruce Lee died here Bruce Lee of Hong Kong He went to a hotel? He used to live here, now a hotel He didn't die here But at a woman's place Paul This is Louvre, Where I took my wedding pictures You're all talking about your wives Paul, those good old days If we couldn't get a girl out at 8PM It would be full at 9:30PM Then... We had to go to a proper hotel Just spent more money I once did it at the Peninsula Spending $8,600 lt was a rip-off How did you feel Just like ripping your body open Painful, eh? That's the feeling A rip-off? What a rip-off Rip! Rip! Rip! Rip! Rip! Rip! ls your car reg. no. BL71 32? That's it Too Bad. It's behind us Don't look. Are you sure? Yes Yes How many persons? I just saw 4 How long's it been following? From Ninth Uncle's place all the way Why didn't you tell me? I'm fooling around Honey How're things? Tell your driver to find that place I'll call you later OK, bye Are you in Thailand I smell a cat Brother Tin, think of something Don't pretend to be calm What are you looking? It's all over Don't quarrel Is this police I saw a car numbered BL 7132 Someone seems locked inside Yes, it's Japan car Well, I'm a good citizen What's up? You call police when you're in trouble Now don't look back Hope they come soon Tin... I heard siren So soon Here come the policemen They stop the women We got it, they stop the women 17:05 Waterloo Road, Kowloon Tong Driver, show your licence and lD All the others as well They know 09:44 Flight No. CX406 Miss, you want any help? Our flight to Bangkok We won't be served with chilled crab|shall we? We don't have that for lunch That's ok Are you allergic? I haven't heard you say that No. I bought a chilled-crab with Cheung Put it in the fridge, wanted to eat After getting back to HK So I can't eat it today To save my appetite Cheung is good in crab He said you must choose a female Because a female is meaty After it's cooked... Really? Anna Does it shine? My husband bought it in London Debeers Cut in Russia, a trump one DVVS, immaculate The agent said there're only 12 After you cook the crab You've to rinse it with iced water Prince Charles has booked one It's delicious I want to try his cooking Shit What? What? I think my husband's messing up Don't talk nonsense Sit down How come? No. Look! It's Fatal Attraction on Channel 1 What's on 2? What Lies... What Lies Beneath Both are about having an affair? Don't be superstitious! Look Not every channel's about that It's Nine Month on Channel 3 That's it Who stars in it? Hugh Grant, a punter Please sit down, miss The plane is about to take-off Flying Chicken! What did you say? Your Prince Charles, an affair? And you, a female crab That means Grab a female Your husband's after another woman Miss... Would you sit down... No. I've got to make a call Please be seated Give me a few secs... I want to make a call too No phone-calls here please This will interfere flying I want Mr. Hsu. He's not here? But I spoke to him 10 mins ago Please be seated You're disturbing me There must be something odd Wait Mr. Yeung... Be seated! Please be cooperative Why did you say that? My husband's having an affair You flying chics always sleep around You don't know how I feel We're victims. Don't you know? Don't be so rude, Miss I'm very polite What's your name? I'm Cheung, a lawyer I've to complain about you! Now you're a threat to others If you behave like this I'll have to throw you out What a mess So pretty. What's up? What's up? Carrie What should we do? Can't find them They must be fooling around We're not sure yet, perhaps... Perhaps? Ten minutes ago they were all here Now they've gone There must be a rat I go to Bangkok to worship Buddha May Buddha bless us harmony But he's gone out to get a woman Should I call Paul again? He won't admit That will alert the others Should I leave him alone? If he think we'll leave HK They will act We should catch them while they're out Catch them red-handed They'll shut up Carrie Shall we be better informed? Go to Tin's office Did you see Mary? I'm so clever Are you after someone? Anna Are you going? Why? At seeing me here? Mary No... The doctor said I've kidney problem I lose control... I've to go to toilet Go then Go We've locked up. Pee here Everywhere's the same You don't' trust me? I'll show you medical certificate Mary, what are the gossips? I haven't done that for long Really? You said you'll let me go It's OK to let you go If Tin knows who betrayed Ninth Uncle It was you Do you think he'll let you go? OK. We've finished What can you do? Carrie, but... Are we friends? Of course This few years, I always treat you well Ninth Uncle's finished|You're unemployed I tell my husband to employ you He'll increase your wages You think you're lucky? You always win in a lucky draw Where did you spend your money? She spent it on cosmetic surgery? A face like this? She added up her breast? Nothing special It's not finished yet No wonder I know nothing, Carrie Just let me go Make a call, Anna|I'm just calling Hello? Get me Mr. Kwok Carrie... I... I said everything I never forced you to say Don't say anything yet I heard he's going to the warehouse That's the only thing I know Should I make you talk? Hello, Mr. Kwok? It's me I found in my boss's dust bin A map with the word Jordan encircled Where is Jordon? Mr. Kwok... Pak Tat Mansion at Nanking Street That's all I know Now hang up Sorry. I got the wrong number Carrie... Yeah? Nothing There's a new stock at Milan Station Some handbags|My credit card is overdrawn Renminbi? Go to Lo Wu. What Milan Station? Bye, Carrie It's here! Find a parking place We go over there What're they here for? Too simple, too naive Find the bastard. I'll divorce him Don't go too far There're so many places Anna You go to buy four cameras Then what? Police? I saw four men at a junction in Jordan with four girls. They've gone up to a building full of brothels Don't know which one These girls looked under-aged Send some-one here please Thanks! Ching, do you know any reporters? A few before I married What? Go inform them Just say Steven Chow's in the building What about May Zhao? Yes Understood Hazel? Please connect me with James James, I'm S.Y. Chang Have you worked on Pak Tat Mansion? Where's the design? I just want a divorce Hurry up. I can't wait Did you find it? How many exits are there? Three Yes... Thanks! Over here You wait for me here Fung, you go to the exit there Ching, come with me Take a picture of them It'll be evidence for a divorce Keep in contact. Good But somebody reported to us There are under-aged prostitutes So the whole team are here Someone called 999 The reporters are now at the door A few people came out from behind One looks like Steven Chow. Go! Get into the car They may have gone. Hurry... Hurry! Over here I saw them getting into a taxi Hurry up Did you take a picture? No. Let's get into the car There is the taxi, follow it Hello? James, yes There is a backstairs Why didn't you tell me earlier? It's impossible, he isn't wearing black He wants his friends|and relatives to see I tell you again, I'm sure you'd say You've got the wrong man Pual didn't put on a black suit They all wear black|there must be something fishy I heard a radio programme about love The presenter said|clever women always play dump And let their husbands be playboys If they can't stand it|they'll divorce you That's how you can get|your living expenses Without them How can I stay in a rich life? I've be rich for long I can't do any work now I worry about you That why we should catch them It's a criminal case in China with fine and imprisonment They can get away with it here Can't get a divorce without evidence Why don't you ask somebody to drive I want to go home I don't want to follow them anymore Aren't you my best friends? You want to quit now But.... If We really see them with other women I'll have to leave Cheung If I leave Cheung I don't know what to do You think you quit now|he won't screw another woman? You want to shut your eyes And pretend everything's OK|between you and him? I'm sorry, you're wrong Everytime my husband came back from work He bought me jewelleries What can you see in that? It's one woman after another It's not bad, at least|she 's got a diamond ring But you only have a chilled crab Don't upset her even more Yee Ching, do you still remember 5 years ago, we let them run away Do you understand, things always change What you can get hold of is forever I know you take your marrige seriouly But talking about marriage It can vanish in just a flick You can't do anything and|you can't control it But if you face the fact When you find out the truth|you can choose between a divorce or|continue your marriage You can't take action|before you have proofs Do you understand? Should I follow him? We choose our own ways So What do you think? Hello? How are you? How are you? I can't come to Bangkok May be Later I'll kiss you when I get back I kiss you now, okay... Okay, bye Here he comes My husband is there 16:39 Beacon Hill Kowloon Hide! What? I think they saw us Really? Ching, Don't get too close Keep your distance Who's calling? My husband Hello dear Yes We've just gone to the temple And now... You've just past the Emperium Will go to the Spa at Banyan Tree Yes Later to the flea market The driver doesn't know where Fong Tell the drive where we want to go I can't talk to you I need to show the driver the map Okay, bye Carries, do you think they saw us? No But there is a police-car following us Stop playing 17:05 Waterloo Road, Kowloon May I see your driving license And your lDs please What are you lot doing here? I am Cheung, a lawyer Are you going to arrest us? If not, please mind your manners They know They must have found out It's impossible, they've found out How Because there's a traitor among us The traitor is you What? It's not me Don't pretend It's the first time you've been with us Who isn't married among us? You are the one Did you take bribe from my wife? Tell me No... I'm not a traitor You heard now, he speaks Cantonese A man from Beijing who speaks Cantonese|a traitor Don't you speak Mandarin|when you're in Beijing? Any Hong Konger|who speaks Mandarin's a traitor? l brought Paul here, I trust him Cheung speaks Engish|does it make him a traitor? He's just a coward Brother Tin, think of something We have no time The biggiest problem is We don't know what they've found out I think... they don't have any proofs Otherwise they won't follow us Now, we have two choices First We dimiss here Go back to work, business as usual Be a good husband Second We continue on what we are doing What do you think? Brother Tin, I always agree with you But not this time. As I said what you make the decision for me I've been with my wife for 15 years Telling the truth There's is no love between us I'm an educated person l think it's my duty to go out|and screw somebody Because everytime I go home I feel guity then I will treat her better But if I don't mess around The relationship with my wife will not stay that long So I decided to go I know Anna for a long time Since the first date|she ask me more than ten time a day Did you mess around|did you screw someone? I tell her I didn't But it's useless no matter what I say|she wouldn't believe And I discover that I'm a fool if I don't mess around And look down there Don't look at my shoes, down here Don't look anymore|I can't wait, let's go Everytime I make love with Fong At the most She would push me away and said|if you love me you should respect me That's right, I respect her And I've never forced her But she should respect me also She doesn't like it and|should respect my rights There's no food at home I'll eat outside Uncle I want to lose my virginity Okay, my turn now Come closer Mine is very simple Ninth uncle took me to a nightclub|10 years ago Guess whom I met? A fortune teller tries to tell my fortune once at a night-club He said it is my fate That I must keep gambling|and seeing prostitutes in order to live a healthy life Brother Tin You said that before When? This morning In the billiard room Okay, no more excuses Drive, Cheung Mission 3: Kara-massage How many mountains|does a man must climb? A man is let down and depressed|for how many times? I fight on To get over all the difficulties Overcoming all the obstructions And I never bow to my fate How many challenges must a man|get through? With so many disappointments|and worries? With cold winds and rains His integrity grows He is a man of courage and virtues He never bows to challenges and grows up to a great husband He never bows to challenges... A great husband... Cheung, aren't you coming here? I want to buy something first Miss, I called you before My wife isn't satisfied with|the colour of the handbag I remember, I change it for you Thank you Dr Lee's treating his wife well... At least he changed the handbag for her Cheung is a responsible man So what? He's still an unfaithful man Drive Cheung, to the hotel Aren't we going to Karaoke? No. To the hotel. It's safer Mission 3: Canceled|Mission 4: Hotel Suite How's everything? OK? Before the main course|try the appetizer How does it taste? Just don't mention Haven't eaten anything today, by the way Hey Doctor, be my guest|This is iced crab No Hello? Forlan's going to be striker|for Manchester? Oh no. What's the rate? Asenal to give way 1/2 1,80% discount? I'll tell you later I didn't know that|you gamble on football It's been 2 years You never notice Why have you never betted before? Things always change at the last moment Think before doing anything Auntie May The models may come up now Yes. They're a bit early Well. I'll wait for you And there aren't 20 minutes|left, only 19 minutes Yeah! Cheers! Cheers! Cheers! Hello? Your uncle is sentimental He prays for Ninth Uncle's freedorm|twice a month Let's commemorate Tonochy's closure It's been 49 days Tim, I'll go to buy something downstairs What do you need? Condoms Cheung You've given us a few How many more do you want? I want the type that smells like durian We've got a lot here with many scents I'll go downstairs. I'll be back soon Hey, stay here Why do you go downstairs Want to blow the whistle? Cheung... you won't, will you? I never did, Brother Tim Did you? I was curious today At the Cyber-cafe, I wanted to go|but you insisted to stay You never want us to go|You want us caught No lf not, why do you go downstairs? What if you are seen? Because... Tell us Cindy's learning massage She wants to try on me Who's Cindy? The one this morning I said it's all sex You wouldn't let me go But you don't want you in-laws to know It's good for you You said that every time At the nightclub|you always recommend me the lousy ones And keep the kinky ones to yourself God for me. Eh? I see You still remember the night at King Lam Yes You don't like it because|my two girls are prettier Yes I chose them because they smelled I don't want you to be a punter Dr. Lee, now I understand You take women so seriously After Ninth Uncle got into trouble he begged me... You buy Cheung some girls He can't get anyone Can't get a girl? You mean it? We've got four|I'm the only one who can screw You all get nothing Nothing? We've four models coming Models! You just had a massage Brother Tim, stop it Stop it Five years... We've been waiting for a chance Today we can have fun|But you want to desert us You prefer to have some fun by yourself? I didn't mean that Then what do you mean? Tell me You want friendship or|you just want women? Tim, we just want to screw|a few chics today What's it got to do with friendship? You take women more seriousely|than buddies Go And don't come back Can you both make more sense? If you think he's right, go with him Otherwise, come back See? You've no friends at all Go to do your massage Go away Brother Tim don't forget to use a condorm We'll have one more girl You'll do a threesome Brother Tim, I think... Don't defend him I can't make him stay I don't mean that I think he's still a virgin Threesome is no good Then I'll take her I don't mean that Shall we share it then? Half and half Really? Like last time Let's check our time I didn't know there is red|with this type Oh, yes Those few bitches|they must be after them But I don't know their room numbers Well, leave it to me Excuse me What's the room number of Mr. Kwok? How are you related to Mr. Kwok? I'm his friend Sorry, we have to keep privacy|for customers The lady there, she's Mr. Kwok's wife We can't reveal anything then Sorry So? It's all confidential I used to work at a hotel I know how to get it First, you should buy a few magazines Put them in an envelope write on it Attn Mr Kwok Take it to the concierge Can you pass this this to Mr Kwok? Miss... Usually they won't fetch it without a room number But don't let him refuse it Leave it and go Once you've gone|they'll have to fetch it They are just a bunch of lazy bastards They'll collect many packages|before fetching them up They 'll write the room numbers on the envelops Let's go Back a bit Go forward a bit Want to come to look at the photos developed today? Not really My husband is waiting for me Bye Mr Chan has to see some guests He'll be back in 2 hours Just two hours? Too short It's enough for me Just to look at photos Not enough for me It's no good I haven't taken any pills Could be risky Risky? Why not use a condom? Risky? So many? Over there Don't open the door Where are those bastards? Brother Tin Why do you come back? We have fun here. It's not for you I don't want to come back Just to tell you All our wives are downstairs What should we do? Relax. It's going to be all right Strange. Nobody's here Those girls could have been|after someone else Or they've booked the room|to watch football It's Manchester versus... LA Lakers tonight I'm sure they are I saw the women with big tits It must be Chao's choice Are you sure I know about myself It's impossible It's not impossible I know Tin. How can he|have booked such a small room? This is a smoke-screen|There must be another one Would it be these rooms? He likes orgies, A lot of men A lot of men... It must be a suite Are you the guests of this room? Can you tell me where the suites are? Sorry can't tell you if you're not our guests We are Really? What are your names? I'll check We registered with a company name What company? Hong Kong and Shanghai Bank I remember All the suites are on top floor Top floor We must let them get away with thus I don't want to know I've seen nothing Each of us catch a lift|Meet on the top floor Find every room Don't act alone without my order Let's go Uncle, what should we do? With the downstairs we can hold it a white Shall we go, uncle? Aren't you crazy? It's more risky to go down Brother Tin... let's give up No way. We'll never surrender Put it this way, Tin Kill these women throw out the bodies, that's all Brother Tin, are you serious? Brother Tin I'm just kidding So Open the door Open the door Is it a routine check of license, Madam? Wives in action. Get back Get back How's that? No body Search again Open the door Open the door This way over here Did you find them? Just the jacket It's yours Such an expensive hotel The bastard is so generous Only with whores and mistresses Carrie, have they gone? No Unless they can fly They must be around. Go and find them Uncle, I'm exhausted Don't look down We can't go on like this let's give up What? I won't surrender. I'd rather jump down You remember Ninth Uncle? He can't even buy a porn now Uncle I can't hold it anymore I can't move, honestly Have no fear I've done rock-climbing You can hold 500b pounds with 3 unches Don't look You are a rock-climber? Tin, you never know I did tell you, but you ignored You only came out for orgy Why can't we just meet up for coffee? Instead of screwing girls|and talking about them OK If we get away this time I promise, no sexy We'll meet up just for a chair I'm getting old Look out, Tim Telephone call at this time? Hello? What? Bergkampar Henry for defender? And Arsenal to give way to 1/2 score? How can I answer you? I'm now an escapee Hung up? I want a bet It rings again Hello? Not me It's for you Ah, it's here Hello? Jo Jo, how? How do you know? Of Course, I do You're outside my window What a co-incidient Have some fruit Don't be polite Why are you outside the window, Tim? Don't mention Why do you stay here? I told you this morning Oh yes They... May introduce you to Dr. Lee and Paul from Beijing and Old Chao Hello Jo Jo sister in law We were only classmates That means lovers Haven't met for 20 years I came back just for him Tin, what happened this morning... I've forgotten I know you'll forget Well, the thing I mentioned I've kept it for 20 years A treasured thing I washed it after I got back, I dried it Since you're here I give it to you There're so many people Stand! I'm not shy What are you shy about? I'll get it for you Come on Tin Tin! You dirty people... Hey... What? It's a foreign chic. I'll take her Really? Just kidding Chao What? Help me Cook at your eyes opp! You take her I don't mind But your niece's come from afar You should let him take her He's so skinny He needs some fat Paul? Uncle! Don't force me I'll jump We're not forcing you but feeding you You want to lose your virginity? Now it's your chance Virginity... Tin You want to sleep? Look! TT, means Tin Tin I keep it for 20 years I knitted it I was calling your name while knitting That's how I got it My husband Benjaman always wants to wear this I won't let him Until we had a row in a year He snatched it and wore it But he was too fat. He tore it So are you What. Nothing... Look, I've washed it clean It's dry. Touch it Weight-losing pills No need for so much I know you think I'm fat So I bought three boxes I'll be as thin as before Three boxes... Jo Jo, you love me, don't you? Anyone here? Who's that? Did you just knock on my door? We'll report to the police Not really What? Nothing Do you think they've gone? This is the one, must be here Search again Save someone first Still smoking? Let's go Tin Tin Thank you, Jo Jo! Tin Thank you so much It's a pleasure 23:27 Hotel Car Park Where's the taxi? Disappeared? Go. I'll ask him why Hang on We'll hold it this time Lest we'll alert them So we let them get away? We don't catch them this time But they can get what they want They did it once, they'll do it more We catch them then Carrie, if everything's OK I want to go home We can't go until two hours' time Why? Because we'll arrive in HK then Baby Did you take out the chilled crab? Yes I'm hungry, I haven't eaten today It that true? Any sake? There is Honey|did you have a good time in Thailand? Oh yes You've got back for long? Didn't you have a good time I came back early to watch football Manchester United VS Arsenal? It's a good match Just finished first half So far, Man Unites & Arsenal.... It's 1:1 All depends on the second half Beckham might come out again 2 Weeks Later Sammo Hung There's Sammo Hung's place Many celebrities come here My 10 o'clock position Your 10 o'clock, where? This side Be smart Yes look here Look, press the shuttle now Ellen Chan's boobs are huge Come here everyday and twice on Friday I always tell you to come here It is cheaper than nightclubs How are you two doing? Finished? Don't say anymore There will always be someone new I have never been so happy Are you sure? These two weeks I saw a picture when I closed my eyes What Uncle, me too... Brother Tin I am sorry about last time Don't say things like this I haven't said thank you If it's not you, we won't be here Thank you for what You send me a message Your wife is downstairs, run I haven't sent you a message You haven't? I don't even type Chinese Who? Marriage is unreal and it's vulnerable Go upstairs You can't control or manipulate But you can control this Once you're in control, you've a choice Either leave this marriage Or go on with it |
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