'pretty long time...
I took the time it took...
Did it come out right?
Wanna drink or something?
Hmmm... Marsala wine...
That's pretty strong...
"Too bad, I feel like Marsala..."
"Look, what a nice wedding gift I got from Madame Michelle"
They're looking at you...
Well it's too bad
"Ohhh... you're staring at the girl,"
you're gonna get the guy all riled up...
So whatta y' worried about...
It's not like we were back in Palermo...
we're up North...
"They're nice, they don't get offended,"
when you happen to look at their broads
Sit like a lady or there'll be trouble
"Ooph, Tommaso you're such a bore..."
"Oy-yo-yo-yo, I'm dying, she's crazy..."
Now the fun starts...
"Come on Lola, let's get outta here!"
I'm not going anywhere
What do you mean?
No! ...besides it's raining...
I gotta go to the John too
If you need help...
I'm at your disposal
Got him right on the beak...
You deserved it
"Look, he's starting to get angry"
That's enough now...
Whatta you crazy or something...?!
You're coming with me!
Watch your manners
"Let go of me,"
who do you think you are anyway?!
And you dance with me from now on!
We made the North jealous...
"You fucking Bedouin, I'll bust your head in!"
Get your hands off of him
"Hold him, hold him, we'll giv'm a lesson"
Bash his head and see if it scores...
"On the pinball? Hey, not on the machine"
"I don't have to marry you,"
I'm free-free to do as I damn please
"Yeah, I wish I were too..."
"Miss, Hey Miss... hop in I'll give you a lift"
I will go where you go... wherever that is...
"Come on, hop in"
"What are you afraid of, I'm a gentleman"
"I am, can't you tell...?"
"Oh, c'mon Miss get in the car..."
"Get in, let's go!"
"No Lola, where you going..."
How'd it go? You lost your gadget?
"With the dude who was hollering like he had a fever,"
you're Lola huh?
My name is Zaira...
"Zaira, it's a pleasure,"
"you are talking to Lenzi Remo the furrier,"
"absolute best furrier in the business,"
Would you like to take a peak?
feel how lush they are...
You got a pretty good chassis there Zaira...
You ever think of modelling?
You'd look great in a mink coat...
How about a little music...?
"That's it, relax honey,"
"then you'll tell me where you have to go, huh?"
"Maybe you want me to, close the window...?"
"Ehh... no don't close it,"
I need the air and the rain drops...
What are you afraid of?
"Zilch, o' nobody, nothing..."
"Yeah, you're a winner... Ohh"
...every little bit...
"I get your fur, Zaira,"
"and you're gonna get all of mine,"
fair exchange huh...
"Oh, more, even more... You are "la joie... de vivre...!""
Formidable... A dream... in black and white
What the hell are you doing?
Where am I anyway?!
"You're with me honey, take it easy"
Let go. I wanna get outta here...
"You come in my car without any panties,"
and then all of a sudden you wanna turn me into a sucker or something?
"I don't have to turn you, you already are!"
"Ah, so pussy's being sarcastic,"
"Well I'll teach you a lesson you'll never forget,"
"Come here, Miss no panties..."
"Get ya filthy hands, Hmmm!"
"Ohhhh... Ahhhh... you bitch, you crazy or something"
"You wanna get hit smart ass,"
"here, now stop it!"
You wiggle your ass then you do virgin martyr bit?
"Zaira, you know what you are, huh, Zaira you know what?"
"A hunk o' tail, a hooker, yeah..."
"Where the hell do you think you are going, Chippy..."
"Where the fuck do you think, Ahh,"
"...no you don't, gimme a piece of that!"
"Ahhhhh, you cunt you, right in the soft parts, right in the nuts..."
I'll get you yet...
"Then come on out, I dare you...!"
That's not fairplay... not fairplay ...it's not...
It's your Masetto...
"Well, don't keep him waiting"
Ahh... a splendid book
"Here's someone who finally says loud and clear,"
"that they shouldn't close down the house,"
"and that as a result,"
Society ladies are now putting out for free
That bitchy senator...
it's all on account of her...
She's probably doin' it for nothing...
"I didn't come here for any senator,"
It's you I come for
"Heyyy... look at you,"
you'd think you were shipwrecked...
"Got in a brawl, huh?"
...you can tell me...
"Look I came here to get laid, not to fuck around..."
"Yeah well, before you start tootsie,"
"let's dry you up a little, huh?"
"Relax now, take it easy"
Your Wilma's here with you
"...good boy, you dry your hair now..."
Let's hope you didn't drench your money too
"Ah, let go I'll do it... Hmm?"
"So, what happened to your finger?"
Need a new bandage?
It's coming apart...
See... I'll do it for you
What... wha' did you use it as a Band-Aid?
"Ah I'amour, I'amour..."
"She must really be in love with you,"
if she's ready to give up her panties for you
"So tell me what did you fight over,"
another of your ugly jealous rows?
"None of your business what I do,"
I'm here to get laid...
No you are frustrated...
...and I got to be your scapegoat
"With the houses closed, everybody get his on the run,"
no longer any room for foreplay...
"In the old sporting houses I heard say girls conversed a lot with the clients,"
joked and sang...
It was a question of principle! For me it was...
A question of principle for fuck?
My poor little Tomasetto...
Here... slip it on...
"You're always... so exciting, Masetto,"
So... how do you want me...?
"Yes darling, do what you want..."
...and don't think about her making you angry
"Come, come, get on me..."
"Jump on me,"
kiss me if you like... ohhh...
"Yes, I'm ready,"
You're driving me crazy...
This is how you have to screw that dumb twat of yours...
"Shut up, don't talk..."
"Forgive me, I won't talk,"
let's just enjoy!
"I'm the dumb twat,"
"just me, just me!!"
"Tell me something, Wilma..."
Why is Lola so spiteful?
"Oh, sweet boy... you should know..."
...that love is all a spite...
Hmph! What happened to you?
Ah caught in a rainstorm...
Aren't you up early?
Was getting ready to go out hunting...
Pepe's coming by later...
you'll catch your death...
"Gotta take these off first, they're so sopping"
Then hang it in front of me if it bothers you
What's the matter?
"You're the father you say you are,"
"All done, you can dry me now..."
Is something missing? It's all I got...
"Well, what happened, did you eh... Have a fight with Tommaso?"
It's over with him...
Ahhh... Go on. What happened?
he's your opposite...
"With him there's no kidding,"
"no fooling around, no dreaming..."
"He keep's saying: no, no, no as usual"
"He's always making a scene,"
"he's jealous of anybody,"
I say hello to...
Even of my father...
Hmph... Maybe he's right
You can't lock up la joie de vivre...
Or could he be wrong...
Do you love him?
I don't know...
There are two Lolas...
One wants Masetto...
and the other...
"Here... drink this, it'll do you good"
"Hey, what is that?"
Find me a dress that's dry Look inside my room
Not even please...?
Why don't you go and fetch it yourself?
Because if I go...
Who knows if I'll return?
What are you looking at...?
"The moon, it's so white"
Yeah... So am I... And... elle est belle...!
Like a posed photograph...?
Oh better... Like a woman!
"Right, that's enough, get dressed"
"No, you dress me"
"Come here... here put this on, here"
How'd you find this one?
I just followed my nose...
"I can just see you snooping around in my room,"
"when I'm not there, huh?"
And you come snooping around... even when I'm here
"You're still going to marry Tommaso, huh?"
"No, not anymore..."
Then you can carry on making him jealous
"I'm not marrying Tommaso,"
...you wanna bet?
Easy... Bet what...?
"Don't joke, baby girl"
"No, it's a fact..."
"Though I'm promised to Tommaso,"
"it is you who are, luring me away..."
Don't talk foolishly... I'm your father
"Well are you... or, aren't you?"
You little slut! Dirty slut!
"All right, all right Zaira, all right, nothing happened!"
Look who's talking?
"I saw your sleazy bordello photographs,"
"I can accept the others, but not my daughter!"
"Dirty lech, you turned her into your lover, huh?"
"I want to know, I want to know!"
"What's there to know,"
"you jealous idiot,"
"she came in here soaked to the skin,"
and I helped to dry her!
"That is all, that is all..."
Now I want to know everything from you
And this time...
I want the truth...
Is Lola my daughter...?
"Got it on your mind, huh?"
"She could've been your daughter,"
but you preferred her to be mine!
"...and I played along,"
"letting you live in the doubt,"
"a doubt that would protect her,"
"...while saving our own love,"
"but nothing will stop you, nothing!"
"Because your libido is so perverted that instead of showing restraint,"
"'cause she's your daughter, it excited you,"
Lola's father is Jean...
"Go on, take another swat at me..."
Good ole Jean...
your machinist friend on the Normandie
"Ehh, he introduced us..."
...he was my lover
And you knew it all along
Lola was already on her way before I met you...
...it was that pig's good-bye present
"...and now that you know Lola's not your daughter,"
"run to her, go ahead, go ahead, run to h'..."
"No no, it's not true, no, no..."
You know I could never love anybody but you...
"You are a pig no, a pig, a pig, pig-pig, you're a pig"
"No, no, no, no..."
"Can't you feel me? Ahhh,"
feel the way I love you...
"I sense you love yer,"
it's she you want...
You know that's not true...
"No, that's for you, for you"
No woman has ever excited me the way...
"Yes, you excite me so quickly..."
"No, no, I saw you..."
You didn't see anything
You know... there's only you
I could never love anybody...
...the way I love you...
"Yes... Bite me,"
yes... Bite me!
"Will you shuttup, ballbreaker!"
What's wrong you don't like the song?
"No, and you neither..."
"Well, what's to look at?"
The rolls aren't done yet?
"Huh...? Obviously not if I closed the oven, stupid!"
...according to the clock they should be out
"You're gonna tell me how to run a bakery now, are you?"
"Look if you can't get your rocks off with Lola,"
...don't take it out on me
...son of a bitch!
Listen sweet pea...
"you just mention Lola's name and you're dead,"
...is that clear?!
Yeah loud and clear...
mustn't name... uh huh
"Clear my ass,"
you pud puller!
"That's the end of you, you little cream puff!"
"The bread, the bread's burning! What?"
Stupid... look what you did?
"Ahhh... what "l" did?"
Some fresh buns...
"Ahh, I'm sorry..."
"but the hand-rolled bread is gonna take a little longer, Signora..."
"Really, why ever...?"
"Ah, it's the whimsy of ovens..."
"...and of bakers,"
whose thoughts are far from their work
"You're being unjust,"
"come on, they're about to get hooked"
Unfortunately... The girl's a tropical disease which is incurable
"Yours son's marrying the disease, not you,"
and he's probably immune...
'better pray the girl doesn't take after that whoremongering Signor Andre...
"Oh, you're talking of a future in-law..."
In-law of that scoundrel?
"If I learn that Lola is officially Signor Andre's daughter,"
...you can be sure she'll not marry Masetto!
"How you doin' Lola, the usual?"
"No, today no bread,"
"You just stay outta there, you hear!"
"Eh, he's got a supplementary batch to do,"
don't distract him sweetie...
Hmm... 'they burned the bread by chance...?
Will you just look at her...! Hmph!
Hi... You burned the bread huh?
"Don't get cheeky,"
Iook at the way she shows up!
"Well, as far as that goes, you look like a pretzel"
"Every minute of the day you're jealous,"
"you in that bar with those soldiers and all,"
and then you ordering me to get into the car of that awful man
I ordered you to get in the car with that man?
"'was you're doing yeah on account of your sick jealous phobia,"
"'nd you wanna know what took place in there,"
...want the details...?
"Don't gimme that shit, talk... Go on!"
I was forced to consent!
Forced to conse'...
"One word outta you, you're dead,"
...mind the ovens!
"What's all this bullshit,"
"if it's true I'll strangle you, you little bitch..."
"...talk, go ahead talk, go on!"
"I was forsaken, forsaken..."
What the fuck does that mean...?
I took a back alley the minute I got into his car
"The pervert finally parks,"
"and I'm sitting there like a goose,"
then all of a sudden... he notices I don't have any panties
"I did everything to break away,"
"but he, he, he... jumped on top of me,"
and tied my arms and legs...
"Then I called out, called out to you,"
"oh how I called out to you, Masetto,"
...you'll never know
I was forsaken...!
"And I said you mustn't, you mustn't..."
"to a virgin girl, no you mustn't I am a virgin..."
But all he did... was to spread me with all the force he had...
and unleashed his libido...
"Oh c'mon, spit it out, what did he do?!"
"He took his dick out and slipped inside me,"
"you got it, lunkhead?"
"He took my cherry is what he did,"
my virginity and...
...it's all your fault! Hmph!
That's a lotta crap. You made the whole thing up. I know you...
"Instead it happened, it happened,"
"...and if you don't believe it, take a look!"
Take a look at what?
"What's to look at, you little slut,"
"I'll give you something to look at,"
"here, you slut, you cunt, you wench, wench, wench, wench..."
"Yeah, slut, cunt, horny little wench!"
"Ah deflower me, deflower me..."
"You lied to me, you lied... why'd you lie?"
Tell me why you made up all that baloney...?
To help you take the initiative...
give me a towel or something I'm such a mess...
"Here, take this. It's clean"
We use it to cover the dough to help it rise...
"It's just what I need,"
"especially now, I could start getting big all of a sudden"
we'll just tell the dressmaker to hurry up and finish your gown...
I love you-loveyou-love you
Hey hussy... what's your cock doing here?
The poor thing's in mourning...
Of all the lovelies gathered in our midst...
there's but one who heads the list:
who else... but Lola!
"If you're tired, my young baker, rest up tonight,"
...and let me take her!
"Give me one too! Yoohoo, give me one too"
Coming dear... Hmmm?!
Here... take this... take it...!
Hmmm... Eh my conjugal duties require...
that I uphold my husband's offer...
"A toast to our first night, Monsieur..."
"I'm bursting, so full, careful it's holding me up, careful no, you idiot!"
"It's yours Boss, Wow!"
I've never seen one of those...
"'Give the bride a buss, lad! Buss the buss the bride..."
"A buss, a buss..."
"Buss the bride, buss the bride... buss the bride"
"You been bawling since we left the church,"
let's kiss and be c'mon gimme a...
I have to do something it won't take long
Whatta y' mean and? Startin' in again?
"Ah, ah... Y'r not to ask questions,"
wait and I'll tell you...
They've never seen such a wedding in these parts...
And you couldn't have done more had she been your daughter
"Yes, I think it's all gone wonderfully well, my darling..."
"But I better go check the wedding cake,"
la piece de resistance! - Excusez- Moi
"All right Zaire, let's have one, you kissing the groom! Go ahead..."
They say there are only three things in the world that leave no traces...
a gull high up in the air...
a halibut in the ocean...
And a cock inside a pussy
...yeah that's my Wilma...
"We thank the Lord for womanhood,"
"we thank the Lord we think it's good,"
"and I, a friar..."
"I touch one there and whoops, I feel it here!"
And tomorrow we shall all be penitent...
"Oh stop your moaning, Agnes, for goodness sake,"
"eat up the good food,"
and tonight I'll do you...
Ahhhh... I ehh... I have a present for you...
And I too...
Only you mustn't tell anybody else though...
It has to be our little secret...
"I, declare you... a member... of my club"
"Oh, Andre... It's stupendous!"
"All right, all right... Now what about my present?"
As you know... you were right I married Tommaso...
and so... I lost the bet
"You won, Andre... and I, have to pay"
"...Must stop, stop!"
You're making a mistake...
I'd like to give you a souvenir to remember me by
"Here, look... you have every right... You won!"
"Ohhhh... Lola, I... I've never met anybody like you..."
Nor I like you...
I am a very lucky man...
"Didn't you know that whomever gives me pleasure,"
...is surely lucky... huh?
"The bride, we want the bride"
"Get your bride, son before I do:"
we want the bride!
"We want the bride, we want the bride..."
Are we ready...?
"Kiss her, Masetto"
"Buss the bride, Buss the bride..."
"buss the bride, buss the bride, buss the bride"
"Buss the bride, buss the bride, buss the bride"
"Hmmm - Come on, let's dance!"
"Think it'll last,"
...or there'll be cheating?
Her on him or him on her?
It works both ways...
They're wild about each other...
that's all that matters...
What does fidelity have to do with living?
"No-no-no, it doesn't... It has nothing to do with it..."
"It does, it does..."
Look what a nice gift I got from Andre?
"Oh it's beautiful,"
are you wearing the dressmaker's gift too...?
"No, no panties...!"
"What do you mean, "no panties"...?"
"I removed two things, my panties and the veil when I went upstairs,"
...they made me itchy...
You're always itchy...
"Be on the level, Lola..."
So long as you don't ask... I'll always be on the level
Don't tell me you're still jealous now that we're married...
Above all now...!
You feel sorry for having done it?
"Well, I'm not so sure... it's the first time I get maried"
You mean you're already thinking of cheating...?
Well-I'm not so sure... it's the first time I get married
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