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[INFORMATION] [TITLE] [AUTHOR] [SOURCE]Subtitles captured by SubRip 1.14 [PRG] [FILEPATH] [DELAY]0 [CD TRACK]0 [COMMENT] [END INFORMATION] [SUBTITLE] [COLF]&HFFFFFF,[STYLE]bd,[SIZE]18,[FONT]Arial 00:00:00.00,00:00:00.10 00:00:01.73,00:00:05.33 - Did he behave?[br]- He tried to bribe me. 00:00:05.40,00:00:09.36 - A good price, I hope.[br]- The Revolution's broke. 00:00:09.44,00:00:13.04 We'll show him how to get rich[br]with a few phone calls. 00:00:13.11,00:00:17.64 With late charges,[br]it'll be $300,000. 00:00:17.72,00:00:21.81 $200,000 for the ambassador[br]and $100,000 for Juarez. 00:00:23.29,00:00:26.81 $200,000 for the ambassador[br]and $100,000 for Juarez? 00:00:26.89,00:00:31.16 $300,000 for two kidnappings.[br]A real bargain. 00:00:47.68,00:00:49.65 Where's Juarez? 00:00:52.92,00:00:55.18 In the shack, up there. 00:01:00.09,00:01:02.69 - I see no one.[br]- One second. 00:01:02.76,00:01:05.79 Charlot, are you listening? 00:01:05.86,00:01:08.53 Bring out Ernesto. 00:01:10.20,00:01:12.47 Have him wave. 00:01:16.07,00:01:18.87 Enough.[br]He can go back in. 00:01:18.94,00:01:21.67 You saw him?[br]Now, give us the money. 00:01:27.75,00:01:30.24 What if I refuse? 00:01:30.32,00:01:35.78 Young man,[br]you want Juarez alive? 00:01:39.56,00:01:42.09 One second, please. 00:01:53.41,00:01:55.47 Thanks a lot! 00:02:08.06,00:02:10.86 Charlot![br]They're off and running! 00:02:31.22,00:02:33.55 Bring Ernesto out. 00:02:35.19,00:02:37.45 Have him wave. 00:02:40.29,00:02:42.73 He can go back in. 00:02:51.77,00:02:54.33 And if I refuse? 00:02:54.41,00:02:58.43 You want Juarez alive? 00:03:00.18,00:03:02.08 One second, please. 00:03:14.29,00:03:16.35 Quick! 00:03:16.43,00:03:20.30 - The pictures for our posters![br]- Lino'll paint some! 00:03:31.84,00:03:33.67 We got it! 00:03:35.78,00:03:37.84 Holy shit! 00:03:38.88,00:03:41.22 Interesting. 00:03:43.39,00:03:46.65 Politics isn't all bad. 00:03:46.72,00:03:49.85 I wondered[br]why people went into it. 00:03:49.93,00:03:53.26 - Now I know.[br]- They paid! 00:03:53.33,00:03:56.70 - Call that chicken feed?[br]- You too? 00:03:58.54,00:04:00.44 Curly's getting mad. 00:04:00.50,00:04:03.41 They've got problems up there! 00:04:03.47,00:04:05.44 Look at the Yanks. 00:04:05.51,00:04:08.97 $1,000 the Yanks[br]get there first. 00:04:09.05,00:04:11.38 - $2,000 on mine![br]- $3,000 on the Yanks. 00:04:11.45,00:04:14.68 - I call you.[br]- Three on the Yanks. 00:04:16.55,00:04:20.39 - Why the Yanks?[br]- Mine have no style. 00:04:21.49,00:04:24.43 5,000 on the Yanks,[br]the capitalists. 00:04:24.50,00:04:26.86 Mine look bad right now, 00:04:26.93,00:04:29.23 but look at Curly! 00:04:29.30,00:04:31.73 10,000 on the Marxists! 00:04:31.80,00:04:35.40 - 12 on the capitalists.[br]- 15 on the Yanks! 00:04:35.47,00:04:38.17 15 each on the capitalists! 00:04:38.24,00:04:42.27 I'll give you boys a break.[br]30 says I take you both. 00:04:43.51,00:04:44.48 Okay? 00:04:49.09,00:04:51.75 Damn fools! 00:04:52.79,00:04:55.49 - You see that![br]- $30,000! 00:04:55.56,00:04:58.59 The next war will be like that. 00:04:58.66,00:05:00.76 One big bang! 00:05:00.83,00:05:03.53 No one'll ever know who won. 00:05:07.31,00:05:09.93 You know something? 00:05:10.98,00:05:14.81 I liked Ernesto.[br]The best man we've met. 00:05:14.88,00:05:17.14 A man has to die[br]to be appreciated. 00:05:17.21,00:05:19.31 Another thing. 00:05:19.38,00:05:21.98 He was straight. 00:05:23.95,00:05:26.25 Coming or not? 00:05:26.32,00:05:29.19 The money, Lino! 00:05:32.13,00:05:34.46 We're rich! 00:06:00.49,00:06:03.29 Are you sure[br]you speak English? 00:06:03.36,00:06:05.26 To perfection! 00:06:05.33,00:06:07.82 - Where did you learn?[br]- High school. 00:06:07.90,00:06:11.83 - You went to high school?[br]- Till eighth grade. 00:06:11.90,00:06:13.73 Go on. 00:06:23.28,00:06:25.18 Stop. 00:06:25.25,00:06:27.34 - Was it good?[br]- Fine. 00:06:29.19,00:06:32.55 I think you'd better keep that. 00:06:34.43,00:06:38.52 Aldo can't speak English,[br]but he has a good accent. 00:06:41.23,00:06:46.83 Paris traffic is bad,[br]but so is New York's. 00:06:49.34,00:06:51.67 "I speak fluent English." 00:06:52.71,00:06:54.54 - Fluent![br]- I do! 00:06:54.61,00:06:57.34 - We get to choose?[br]- Of course! 00:06:57.42,00:07:02.38 You're heartwarming[br]in that skirt. It suits you well. 00:07:05.22,00:07:09.09 - Do you have a magazine?[br]- Right away, sir. 00:07:30.48,00:07:33.75 You're overdoing it. 00:09:33.57,00:09:36.44 My glasses.[br]One second. 00:09:37.81,00:09:39.78 Fluent! 00:09:41.08,00:09:46.02 - Where were we?[br]- We stopped there. 00:10:13.61,00:10:16.64 Relax, Charlot. 00:10:19.08,00:10:21.81 Next job in English, 00:10:21.89,00:10:24.85 we send Jacques and Aldo. 00:10:24.92,00:10:29.69 - It went fine.[br]- We'll see in a little while. 00:10:31.40,00:10:34.09 I've seen some[br]good-looking broads. 00:10:47.65,00:10:49.91 "Ate Daze"? 00:10:52.65,00:10:55.35 Not listed. 00:10:55.42,00:10:56.72 Nothing. 00:10:56.79,00:10:59.78 Jacques said[br]it was all here. 00:10:59.86,00:11:03.09 No "Ate Daze,"[br]no "Wick." 00:11:03.16,00:11:05.25 I'll take care of it. 00:11:19.84,00:11:21.94 Let's sit down. 00:11:29.05,00:11:33.58 - What'd you say?[br]- I asked if we could wait. 00:11:33.66,00:11:36.13 You're sure you said that? 00:11:36.19,00:11:40.13 I'm sure.[br]We're waiting, aren't we? 00:11:40.20,00:11:42.10 Fine. 00:11:51.21,00:11:52.87 How's my hat? 00:11:52.94,00:11:54.84 My hat. 00:11:54.91,00:11:56.88 The hat's fine,[br]but the rest... 00:12:16.43,00:12:19.16 Y'know, you really[br]are heartwarming. 00:12:19.24,00:12:22.60 - Oh, hello.[br]- It's gloomy up here. 00:12:22.67,00:12:26.67 Downstairs is gay and lively,[br]but here it's gloomy. 00:12:26.74,00:12:28.94 You're right.[br]Would you like a drink? 00:12:29.01,00:12:32.11 - Champagne![br]- I'll get it for you. 00:12:34.22,00:12:37.12 I make 71,000 francs[br]a month. 00:12:37.19,00:12:39.71 - Interesting![br]- Belgian francs. 00:12:39.79,00:12:42.09 You're Belgian? 00:12:42.16,00:12:44.63 I work soil and beasts. 00:12:44.70,00:12:48.63 - You work what?[br]- Soil and beasts. 00:12:48.70,00:12:52.40 - I'm an agricult![br]- Agriculturist. 00:12:52.47,00:12:55.44 I'd like five glasses[br]of champagne. 00:12:55.51,00:12:59.20 - All for you?[br]- For a small celebration. 00:13:00.41,00:13:03.71 Where are the men[br]who fly the plane? 00:13:03.78,00:13:05.65 The pilots?[br]Over there. 00:13:05.72,00:13:07.27 Over there? 00:13:08.52,00:13:10.68 We can't go see them? 00:13:10.75,00:13:14.35 No visitors allowed[br]because of the hijackings. 00:13:14.42,00:13:18.22 The fifth glass.[br]Better be safe than sorry! 00:13:18.30,00:13:20.35 With all these imbeciles... 00:13:20.43,00:13:22.90 Anything can happen. 00:13:25.20,00:13:27.23 So they're over there, you say. 00:13:27.30,00:13:29.80 - Aren't they bored?[br]- Who gets these? 00:13:29.87,00:13:32.54 I'll show you. 00:13:32.61,00:13:36.57 Make sure no one[br]hijacks the champagne! 00:13:37.85,00:13:40.54 - What is it?[br]- A passenger's treat. 00:13:40.62,00:13:41.78 Evening, Captain. 00:13:45.42,00:13:46.95 Thanks for your help. 00:13:47.02,00:13:49.29 Don't you panic. 00:13:49.36,00:13:51.12 We're used to it. 00:13:51.20,00:13:54.29 - So are we. Altitude?[br]- 8,000. 00:13:54.36,00:13:58.23 Go up to 12,000[br]and keep circling to the left. 00:13:58.30,00:14:02.33 Contact the president[br]of the airline's insurance company. 00:14:02.41,00:14:05.17 He has an urgent appointment 00:14:05.24,00:14:07.90 with Mr. Smith[br]and Mr. Wesson. 00:14:30.77,00:14:34.10 You speak French?[br]Great! 00:14:34.17,00:14:36.23 Put that away! 00:14:36.31,00:14:38.64 Well, now... 00:14:39.91,00:14:44.35 we've just heard[br]that one of the planes you insure, 00:14:44.41,00:14:48.91 a 747, to be exact,[br]has been hijacked. 00:14:48.99,00:14:52.25 It so happens,[br]quite by incidentally, 00:14:52.32,00:14:56.09 that we specialize[br]in rescuing such planes. 00:15:01.37,00:15:02.76 Two what? 00:15:02.83,00:15:05.30 - Two million.[br]- In what? 00:15:05.37,00:15:06.89 Dollars, naturally. 00:15:08.81,00:15:10.93 10% 00:15:11.01,00:15:15.00 - 10% of what?[br]- Of the price of the plane. 00:15:15.08,00:15:18.91 What if, unfortunately,[br]they were to blow it up? 00:15:18.98,00:15:23.18 20 million is what[br]you'd owe the airline. 00:15:23.25,00:15:27.21 And you want[br]these two million in cash. 00:15:27.29,00:15:29.28 Naturally. 00:15:29.36,00:15:32.12 - And at once.[br]- Yes, that, too! 00:15:33.16,00:15:36.50 And where do I find[br]that much at this hour? 00:15:36.57,00:15:39.73 That's your problem.[br]You're the insurer! 00:15:39.80,00:15:43.86 This lady next to me[br]kept pestering me. 00:15:43.94,00:15:46.74 "How do they fly at night[br]and not get lost?" 00:15:46.81,00:15:50.44 I said we'd ask the captain. 00:15:50.51,00:15:54.08 So he told her,[br]because I already knew. 00:15:54.15,00:15:56.92 He said,[br]"See the little green light 00:15:56.99,00:15:59.82 on the tip of the left wing? 00:15:59.89,00:16:03.09 And you see[br]the little red light 00:16:03.16,00:16:08.00 on the tip of the right wing?[br]Well, we just fly between them!" 00:16:08.07,00:16:10.73 Suppose I accept? 00:16:10.80,00:16:14.29 Then it's all arranged.[br]Don't worry. 00:16:14.37,00:16:18.00 An hour from now,[br]if we're not followed, 00:16:18.08,00:16:23.38 we'll phone you a password[br]to transmit to the pilot. 00:16:23.45,00:16:27.71 And the plane will go beddy-bye[br]in New York tonight. 00:16:27.78,00:16:32.15 "Ginette's striptease[br]isn't as good as Julie's." 00:16:32.22,00:16:33.75 Perfect! 00:16:33.82,00:16:36.26 And now please,[br]turn off your radio. 00:16:36.33,00:16:39.16 Say nothing[br]and take me to Montreal. 00:16:39.23,00:16:42.53 If you like, you can then go[br]beddy-bye in New York. 00:16:47.17,00:16:50.23 Are we rich?! 00:16:51.27,00:16:53.17 We're rich, you know. 00:16:53.58,00:16:55.84 How'll you spend it? 00:16:55.91,00:16:58.21 I can't believe... 00:16:58.28,00:17:03.48 I was a car thief,[br]and now I've got billions! 00:17:03.55,00:17:05.78 Millions! 00:17:05.86,00:17:08.72 Maybe I don't have the build, 00:17:08.79,00:17:10.99 but I have a right to dream, 00:17:11.06,00:17:12.96 to have lofty thoughts[br]sometimes. 00:17:13.03,00:17:16.93 I always love[br]other men's wives. 00:17:17.00,00:17:20.06 - How do you get rid of them?[br]- Get rid of them? 00:17:22.41,00:17:24.47 It's easy. 00:17:24.54,00:17:27.20 You tell them to go,[br]and they go? 00:17:27.28,00:17:29.25 Once I tell them, that's it. 00:17:29.31,00:17:31.34 I can't fall in love. 00:17:31.42,00:17:33.18 I can't. 00:17:33.25,00:17:36.31 Do you know[br]how much a girl costs? 00:17:36.39,00:17:39.36 We've got money now! 00:17:39.42,00:17:42.42 You never know[br]what can happen. 00:17:42.49,00:17:45.79 You've got to stay focused! 00:17:47.70,00:17:51.03 He's going to hurt somebody! 00:18:11.42,00:18:14.62 Lunge, Lino! 00:18:14.69,00:18:15.66 Good. 00:18:16.63,00:18:18.53 Ad out! Ad out. 00:18:21.36,00:18:22.66 117-love! 00:18:28.17,00:18:31.90 Be courteous, gentlemen,[br]or I'll stop the match. 00:18:31.98,00:18:34.38 11! 00:18:51.26,00:18:53.66 Carrying anything? 00:18:53.73,00:18:57.10 A little.38, why? 00:18:57.17,00:18:59.40 I've got a fun job. 00:19:01.07,00:19:02.97 Here? 00:19:04.88,00:19:09.07 The casino cash-box[br]leaves in 10 minutes. 00:19:09.15,00:19:13.48 There'll be a driver and a guard.[br]Let's have some fun. 00:19:15.59,00:19:17.38 Just us two? 00:19:17.45,00:19:20.51 Maybe our friend[br]needs a laugh, too. 00:19:24.09,00:19:26.15 Doing all right? 00:19:26.23,00:19:29.36 "Our nature must[br]always come out." 00:19:30.93,00:19:32.63 What're you talking about? 00:19:32.70,00:19:36.83 What was the point[br]of starting a new career? 00:19:36.91,00:19:39.14 You're going[br]to blow off our vacation 00:19:39.21,00:19:42.94 for a lousy $20,000! 00:19:43.01,00:19:48.01 It's not for money,[br]it's to have some fun! 00:19:48.08,00:19:50.42 To kill time, Simon! 00:19:50.49,00:19:53.55 Can't you just relax[br]and do nothing? 00:19:53.62,00:19:56.02 There goes[br]our society of leisure! 00:19:56.09,00:19:59.86 - You call this fun?[br]- You're challenging the whole theory! 00:19:59.93,00:20:02.96 Take Aldo and Charlot.[br]They're enjoying themselves. 00:20:03.03,00:20:05.66 Yours, mademoiselle? 00:20:09.91,00:20:13.36 Want to knock over[br]the casino cash-box? 00:20:14.88,00:20:18.71 Fuck you! We're on vacation![br]Let me pick up the girl! 00:20:18.78,00:20:21.84 Sure, this is how[br]we'll pick up girls! 00:20:21.92,00:20:24.18 Look at that fool! 00:20:27.82,00:20:29.82 Looks like a train starting. 00:20:29.89,00:20:31.95 That's walking! 00:20:32.03,00:20:35.46 - Come on, you too![br]- Who walks like that? 00:20:35.53,00:20:38.30 I always walk like that[br]for the girls. 00:20:38.37,00:20:40.50 Watch the way I move. 00:20:40.57,00:20:43.06 Not like that, Simon! 00:20:44.14,00:20:46.67 - The leg like that.[br]- Smoother! 00:20:46.74,00:20:49.44 You have to see it[br]to believe it! 00:20:51.08,00:20:53.35 That really does[br]something for you! 00:20:53.42,00:20:56.91 Terrific![br]That's how you pick up girls. 00:20:59.12,00:21:02.09 - He's riding a bike![br]- Style and class! 00:21:02.16,00:21:04.15 - Not like that![br]- Yes, like that! 00:21:04.23,00:21:07.13 I taught him![br]I'll show you. 00:21:08.70,00:21:12.40 - Italian-style![br]- Not like that! 00:21:12.47,00:21:14.56 Like this! 00:21:15.84,00:21:17.81 Smooth! 00:21:18.84,00:21:21.50 Simon, watch! 00:21:23.88,00:21:26.21 Let yourself go! 00:22:50.17,00:22:53.23 Lino, how do you[br]want the pasta? 00:22:55.04,00:22:57.77 - What'd he say?[br]- Tomato sauce. 00:23:11.35,00:23:14.15 Show me where we are. 00:23:15.26,00:23:17.78 We're there. 00:23:17.86,00:23:22.23 - Where are we going?[br]- There, to Haknan-Hwahwa. 00:23:22.30,00:23:24.43 Is there an airport? 00:23:24.50,00:23:27.10 At Haknan-Hwahwa?[br]A small one. 00:23:27.17,00:23:29.97 So, to Hakna-whatever. 00:23:30.04,00:23:33.50 Aldo, the dog and I[br]will take the plane. 00:23:33.58,00:23:37.17 Because I can't stand[br]any more vacation! 00:23:37.25,00:23:40.65 But why stop[br]at Haknan-Hwahwa? 00:23:40.72,00:23:43.35 Just look at[br]what's become of us! 00:23:43.42,00:23:45.68 And look at him! 00:23:45.76,00:23:47.78 He's sick! 00:23:47.86,00:23:51.16 No, no![br]Paris, Paris, Paris! 00:23:58.87,00:24:02.24 Lino, the tanning lotion! 00:24:09.61,00:24:12.78 Charlot, give me a hand! 00:24:16.19,00:24:19.49 You must've caught a whale! 00:24:28.30,00:24:30.32 Easy! 00:24:30.40,00:24:33.27 You nut, I was sunbathing! 00:24:33.34,00:24:36.64 A Michelin 42/12. 00:24:36.71,00:24:40.44 A Michelin 42/12,[br]a very good snow-tire! 00:24:40.51,00:24:44.11 - You've had too much sun![br]- It's not the sun. I know tires. 00:25:47.98,00:25:51.31 Why did we rent a sailboat? 00:25:51.38,00:25:54.01 If we had a boat with a motor, 00:25:54.08,00:25:57.21 there'd be five girls here. 00:25:57.29,00:26:00.02 Why a boat with sails? 00:26:07.00,00:26:09.29 What's that? 00:26:09.37,00:26:11.46 What's that? 00:26:11.53,00:26:13.93 A friend of mine,[br]a leftwinger, 00:26:14.00,00:26:16.73 runs a summer holiday camp. 00:26:16.81,00:26:18.90 He gives suntanning lessons. 00:26:18.98,00:26:22.88 He told me[br]there's a triangle right there, 00:26:22.95,00:26:25.44 that nobody thinks about. 00:26:25.52,00:26:28.61 Jacques, ever study suntanning? 00:26:28.69,00:26:31.88 When do we turn in the boat? 00:26:31.96,00:26:34.62 When do we turn in the boat? 00:26:34.69,00:26:37.16 Are you being funny? 00:26:37.23,00:26:41.06 I told you, Paris! 00:26:41.13,00:26:44.07 Aldo! The girls! 00:28:23.60,00:28:27.56 What'd I tell you[br]about those girls? 00:28:27.64,00:28:31.27 - What'd I tell you?[br]- "Something's fishy." 00:28:31.34,00:28:34.83 And here we are...[br]going where? 00:28:34.91,00:28:39.61 I know one thing:[br]they're not cops. 00:28:39.68,00:28:43.05 It's not the way[br]they do things! 00:28:45.09,00:28:47.06 "Yoo-hoo! 00:28:50.63,00:28:56.16 Come have some pasta,[br]come have some spaghetti!" 00:28:56.23,00:29:00.90 He's right, you two[br]are morons, animals! 00:29:00.97,00:29:04.63 How many times... 00:29:04.71,00:29:09.58 how many times have I told you[br]girls mean trouble! 00:29:09.65,00:29:12.88 - How many times?[br]- Never! 00:29:13.95,00:29:17.48 If we can't get broads,[br]with all our money, 00:29:17.55,00:29:19.54 what good is it? 00:29:19.62,00:29:23.68 I like men, not so much[br]because they're men, 00:29:23.76,00:29:26.59 but because[br]they're not women! 00:29:26.66,00:29:30.46 I didn't see you two[br]fighting off those girls! 00:30:02.27,00:30:05.17 Who shut the door[br]when you left Ernesto? 00:30:05.23,00:30:07.46 - Aldo did.[br]- You're sure? 00:30:07.54,00:30:09.80 I was there. 00:31:03.13,00:31:06.93 Mr. Ernesto, you know that... 00:31:07.00,00:31:10.69 Jacques, you tell him.[br]What'd I say about him? 00:31:10.77,00:31:12.43 He said that... 00:31:12.50,00:31:15.70 of all the men we'd met... 00:31:15.77,00:31:20.87 General, you were the best.[br]He said you were straight. 00:31:20.94,00:31:23.57 I even added[br]you were honest. 00:31:23.65,00:31:25.58 Yes, that's right. 00:31:25.65,00:31:28.45 Thank you very much. 00:31:29.52,00:31:31.58 You know the procedure: 00:31:31.65,00:31:33.45 One, kidnapping: 00:31:33.52,00:31:35.92 two, ransom. 00:31:35.99,00:31:40.36 I'll only ask for the $2 million[br]from the plane. 00:31:48.87,00:31:52.81 Give me your Swiss bank[br]account number and you're free. 00:32:03.69,00:32:05.92 So, what's the number? 00:32:05.99,00:32:09.29 Mr. Ernesto, how did you find us? 00:32:09.36,00:32:11.95 You're noticeable[br]when you're on vacation. 00:32:12.03,00:32:16.33 Your behavior[br]isn't very Marxist. 00:32:16.40,00:32:18.33 But you aren't Marxists. 00:32:18.40,00:32:20.73 you're cheap hoodlums! 00:32:23.61,00:32:24.73 Easy, there! 00:32:37.32,00:32:40.12 I'll bet $1,000 he talks. 00:32:40.19,00:32:41.92 $2,000, he doesn't. 00:32:41.99,00:32:44.08 I'm with you, Jacques. 00:32:47.06,00:32:48.93 Well? 00:33:03.18,00:33:06.11 $2,000 he doesn't talk. 00:33:06.18,00:33:08.51 $3,000, he does. 00:33:09.82,00:33:11.75 $5,000. 00:33:19.80,00:33:23.82 $10,000, he misses,[br]and $20,000, he doesn't talk. 00:33:23.90,00:33:25.63 Double that. 00:33:25.70,00:33:29.10 What about that Swiss[br]account number? 00:33:29.17,00:33:31.11 Screw you. 00:33:32.17,00:33:34.14 Screw you! 00:33:34.21,00:33:36.01 I'm not as good a shot[br]as you are. 00:33:36.08,00:33:37.60 Screw you! 00:33:40.45,00:33:42.01 Paper tiger! 00:33:44.65,00:33:47.21 You're a paper tiger. 00:33:57.53,00:33:59.06 Relax, it's phony. 00:33:59.14,00:34:01.19 - What'd he say?[br]- $10,000 he won't talk. 00:34:01.27,00:34:02.90 - I'm in.[br]- How much? 00:34:02.97,00:34:04.53 $15,000. 00:34:06.21,00:34:07.18 I won! 00:34:07.24,00:34:10.74 - $15,000 he talks.[br]- $15,000 he talks. 00:34:10.81,00:34:13.91 I'll cover all three[br]for $50,000, okay? 00:34:13.98,00:34:16.38 Well, Mr. Bandit? 00:34:16.45,00:34:19.11 The Swiss account. 00:34:24.43,00:34:26.73 I don't remember. 00:34:27.76,00:34:29.86 We'll see. 00:34:29.93,00:34:32.03 Drop your pants. 00:34:33.07,00:34:35.06 Drop your pants. 00:34:36.64,00:34:39.01 Why should I[br]drop my pants? 00:34:39.08,00:34:40.98 You'll see. 00:35:08.47,00:35:10.80 It's funny! 00:35:10.87,00:35:13.40 Lino, try it! 00:35:15.34,00:35:18.11 It's funny! 00:35:18.18,00:35:21.15 It's funny, Ernesto! 00:35:27.92,00:35:31.86 Does little Poupoune[br]know Switzerland? 00:35:31.93,00:35:35.26 - I've got an offer...[br]- No! 00:35:39.50,00:35:43.17 UBS in Zurich, 9461. 00:35:43.24,00:35:48.77 Ask for Hugo Frichthafen,[br]he'll take care of it. 00:35:48.84,00:35:51.34 You are a humanist! 00:35:51.41,00:35:54.28 It'll surprise Frichthafen! 00:35:54.35,00:35:56.44 - But...[br]- But what? 00:35:56.52,00:35:58.49 - Ernesto, can I say...[br]- Shut up! 00:36:00.46,00:36:02.45 Go ahead, tell him in Italian! 00:36:02.53,00:36:04.93 - Go f...[br]- Very good, Lino. 00:36:04.99,00:36:07.69 Juarez! 00:36:07.76,00:36:12.03 I thought he was honest,[br]and straight! 00:36:12.10,00:36:14.43 He was a bastard! 00:36:14.50,00:36:16.37 Know what he did? 00:36:16.44,00:36:18.34 I gave him the number, 00:36:18.41,00:36:21.24 and he took the $2 million. 00:36:21.31,00:36:24.28 But that's not all![br]He pumped us dry! 00:36:24.35,00:36:26.58 Took all the money we had! 00:36:27.62,00:36:31.02 And that's not all.[br]He turned us in to the police. 00:36:31.09,00:36:33.82 And yes, to the French police! 00:36:33.89,00:36:38.69 These men are not innocent,[br]I know. 00:36:38.76,00:36:41.09 But they are prophets! 00:36:42.53,00:36:46.37 The innocent have full hands[br]and light hearts. 00:36:46.44,00:36:48.67 The accused have empty hands 00:36:48.74,00:36:53.77 but their hearts are heavy[br]with the threat of death! 00:36:53.84,00:36:57.71 Where, Mr. Prosecutor,[br]is their fortune? 00:36:57.78,00:37:02.81 Do the accused have[br]sumptuous villas by the sea? 00:37:02.89,00:37:05.45 Or mansions in rich suburbs? 00:37:05.52,00:37:07.75 No! They own nothing! 00:37:07.82,00:37:10.69 They own nothing[br]because they are fighting 00:37:10.76,00:37:14.82 against a political system[br]based on property! 00:37:20.10,00:37:23.63 With all due respect,[br]Mr. Prosecutor, 00:37:23.71,00:37:27.70 the growing unrest[br]in the world today, 00:37:27.78,00:37:30.90 the solidarity strikes, 00:37:30.98,00:37:32.74 the riots, 00:37:32.82,00:37:35.72 add proof,[br]if it's needed, 00:37:35.78,00:37:38.28 this is a political trial! 00:37:38.35,00:37:42.12 In fact, politics[br]is on trial here! 00:37:42.19,00:37:48.82 The real defendant[br]is not sitting here today. 00:37:48.90,00:37:51.33 The real defendant 00:37:51.40,00:37:54.67 is our immoral modern world, 00:37:54.74,00:37:56.83 its electoral chicanery, 00:37:56.91,00:37:59.84 its tactical pacts[br]and tactical wars! 00:38:01.71,00:38:05.15 These men, the accused, 00:38:05.21,00:38:08.71 have simply tried to blow up[br]an unsanitary atoll 00:38:08.78,00:38:12.41 called politics! 00:38:12.49,00:38:14.39 He's oversimplifying. 00:38:14.46,00:38:18.89 The system is not on trial here. 00:38:18.96,00:38:22.42 The accused placed it on trial[br]before I did. 00:38:26.27,00:38:28.07 Not to oversimplify, but... 00:38:28.14,00:38:31.16 The system is on trial here. 00:38:31.24,00:38:35.34 Its survival may even[br]depend on the verdict. 00:38:36.68,00:38:41.91 We know the political opinions[br]of the accused. 00:38:41.98,00:38:45.82 If any doubt still exists, 00:38:45.89,00:38:49.45 this revelation[br]should clarify it. 00:38:49.53,00:38:51.79 All the money[br]from the hijacked plane 00:38:51.86,00:38:56.35 was turned over spontaneously 00:38:56.43,00:39:01.93 to Ernesto Juarez 00:39:02.00,00:39:06.70 so that the Revolution[br]might triumph in South America. 00:39:12.11,00:39:16.24 I assume that[br]the defense has proof? 00:39:16.32,00:39:20.28 Of course, Mr. Prosecutor. 00:39:22.19,00:39:25.39 A $2 million transfer 00:39:25.46,00:39:29.99 from anonymous account[br]UBS Zurich 9461 00:39:30.07,00:39:36.77 to equally anonymous[br]account 26578 ZK. 00:39:47.48,00:39:50.21 What if they escaped? 00:39:50.29,00:39:52.58 What are you saying? 00:39:52.65,00:39:56.78 They escape, you're safe.[br]You haven't given in to pressure. 00:39:56.86,00:40:01.32 The protesters will stop...[br]protesting. 00:40:01.40,00:40:04.89 And you are no longer[br]embarrassed. 00:40:04.97,00:40:08.30 An escape![br]That sounds good, but... 00:40:08.37,00:40:11.34 someone will have[br]to be declared responsible! 00:40:11.41,00:40:14.90 Of course,[br]I'll assume full responsibility. 00:40:14.98,00:40:16.57 The accused will rise. 00:40:16.65,00:40:19.17 Everybody stay calm! 00:40:20.22,00:40:23.12 This is about those three clowns[br]dressed in red! 00:40:23.19,00:40:25.42 Let's go, baby-doll! 00:40:25.49,00:40:29.42 This is an escape,[br]and we want no trouble. 00:40:29.49,00:40:33.22 So let's all sing[br]"The Marseillaise." 00:40:33.30,00:40:35.53 All together![br]One, two, three! 00:40:35.60,00:40:37.26 Sing, sing! 00:40:37.33,00:40:39.23 Sing out! 00:40:39.30,00:40:41.39 Louder! 00:41:11.17,00:41:14.57 Aldo, the government's with us.[br]Slow down. 00:41:14.64,00:41:17.97 Leaving Paris[br]always means trouble! 00:41:18.04,00:41:21.13 But this time,[br]they've been very fair! 00:41:21.21,00:41:22.91 Fixed us up with an escape. 00:41:22.98,00:41:26.91 We have to go to Africa,[br]we promised. 00:41:26.98,00:41:30.75 Where's that damn plane![br]Where the hell is it? 00:41:30.82,00:41:33.75 I've got it![br]I know where it is. 00:41:33.82,00:41:38.16 It's behind us.[br]We have to go back. 00:41:38.23,00:41:40.89 It's behind a hill back there. 00:41:40.96,00:41:43.73 Hang on![br]I'll make a U-turn! 00:41:50.71,00:41:54.57 I've already told you[br]this is a phony escape! 00:41:54.64,00:41:58.17 Take your time![br]You'll kill us. 00:42:12.63,00:42:16.03 I'm telling you,[br]nobody is following us! 00:42:16.10,00:42:18.12 Slow down, we've got time. 00:42:25.54,00:42:27.41 There! 00:42:28.84,00:42:31.75 Unbelievable![br]Stop. 00:42:31.81,00:42:33.97 - Stop![br]- We can make it! 00:42:34.05,00:42:36.81 - I said stop.[br]- They can't catch me! 00:42:36.89,00:42:39.41 Stop![br]We'll have to explain. 00:42:39.49,00:42:42.46 You missed a stop sign. 00:42:46.93,00:42:49.26 - Did you see a stop sign?[br]- Where was it? 00:42:49.33,00:42:51.13 Where? 00:42:51.20,00:42:53.36 - 150 yards back.[br]- There's no stop sign. 00:42:53.44,00:42:55.77 There's no stop sign. 00:43:00.58,00:43:03.14 - Officer...[br]- Tell him! 00:43:03.21,00:43:06.77 This car isn't ours,[br]it's a government car. 00:43:06.85,00:43:10.84 The plane over there[br]is a government plane! 00:43:10.92,00:43:13.41 The plane is[br]taking us to Africa. 00:43:13.49,00:43:16.65 We're not wanted here,[br]so we have to go. 00:43:16.73,00:43:20.22 Jacques, you try! 00:43:20.30,00:43:23.63 Well, it's an African problem. 00:43:23.70,00:43:26.63 Above all,[br]it's an African problem. 00:43:26.70,00:43:30.43 Because your bosses 00:43:30.51,00:43:33.20 made a deal with us.[br]They said, "We'll arrange for it." 00:43:33.28,00:43:35.57 They arranged it. 00:43:35.64,00:43:37.87 "But you'll go to Africa!" 00:43:37.95,00:43:40.14 You are blocking us... 00:43:40.22,00:43:43.74 and they just unblocked us! 00:43:43.82,00:43:46.38 You're making a big mistake. 00:43:46.46,00:43:52.49 They asked us to go to Africa. 00:43:52.56,00:43:55.22 You heard him.[br]They just unblocked us! 00:43:55.30,00:43:58.66 You can't block us[br]when they unblocked us! 00:43:58.73,00:44:02.53 He can't explain it.[br]He's a cyclical neuropath. 00:44:02.60,00:44:04.54 I'll have to explain it to you. 00:44:04.61,00:44:08.10 Silence! This neuropath[br]did plenty for you! 00:44:10.18,00:44:12.24 One at a time. 00:44:12.31,00:44:15.81 One at a time?[br]We're all together. 00:44:15.88,00:44:18.75 It's a question of Africa! 00:44:19.79,00:44:21.88 Gentlemen, please,[br]one at a time. 00:44:21.96,00:44:24.82 Your establishment is[br]uncoordinated! 00:44:24.89,00:44:29.02 You block us[br]when they unblocked us! 00:44:29.10,00:44:30.29 Makes no sense. 00:44:30.37,00:44:34.53 Your job is to unblock[br]so things flow. 00:44:38.51,00:44:40.77 Over that hill. Fast! 00:44:40.84,00:44:43.31 Not so fast, take the road! 00:44:43.38,00:44:45.61 - Faster![br]- Not so fast. 00:44:45.68,00:44:47.77 - Not so fast![br]- Not so fast. 00:44:48.88,00:44:51.25 - The road's faster![br]- Watch out! 00:45:07.74,00:45:10.07 Stop pushing! 00:45:13.51,00:45:15.31 Well, let go! 00:45:15.38,00:45:19.75 He's holding me. Let go![br]He had me by the tie. 00:45:19.82,00:45:22.48 That moron! 00:45:23.89,00:45:26.18 Come out of there! 00:45:26.25,00:45:30.05 A driving neuropath! 00:45:30.13,00:45:36.03 - Where is he?[br]- We never should've left Paris! 00:45:38.50,00:45:40.26 Let me tell you. 00:45:40.34,00:45:44.67 We're going to have a talk,[br]a nice little talk! 00:45:44.74,00:45:47.40 - You neuropath![br]- Imbecile! 00:45:47.48,00:45:49.64 What's wrong?[br]There's the plane! 00:46:06.70,00:46:12.36 Here's the spectacular climax[br]of the recent trial in Paris 00:46:12.43,00:46:14.46 that has attracted[br]so much attention. 00:46:14.54,00:46:17.80 The Minister of Justice[br]has resigned. 00:46:17.87,00:46:20.54 This news seems[br]directly related 00:46:20.61,00:46:23.10 to another item[br]reaching our desk. 00:46:23.18,00:46:26.17 Arriving in Africa[br]without hindrance, 00:46:26.25,00:46:28.94 the five fugitives[br]who were on trial 00:46:29.02,00:46:32.92 have been welcomed[br]like true heroes. 00:46:32.99,00:46:37.22 Let's admit that men[br]capable of donating $2 million 00:46:37.29,00:46:39.95 to the cause of a Revolution 00:46:40.03,00:46:43.86 do not grow on trees,[br]even in Africa! 00:46:54.44,00:46:57.41 Citizens! 00:46:57.48,00:46:59.91 Comrades! 00:47:00.95,00:47:02.97 Brothers! 00:47:04.05,00:47:06.21 Hi, everyone! 00:47:07.26,00:47:10.22 Ladies and gentlemen! 00:47:11.39,00:47:16.96 Thank you for granting us[br]political asylum! 00:47:17.03,00:47:19.66 I want to tell you one thing. 00:47:19.73,00:47:23.43 l, the cyclical neuropath, 00:47:23.51,00:47:27.70 the head of Occidental Paranoia, 00:47:27.78,00:47:31.61 say that power is[br]at the end of a gun! 00:47:44.56,00:47:48.89 We wanted to be free 00:47:48.96,00:47:51.36 and we are free! 00:47:51.43,00:47:56.34 Better a good master[br]than a bad servant! 00:47:57.54,00:47:59.87 The shortest road 00:47:59.94,00:48:03.93 from barbarism to decadence 00:48:04.01,00:48:08.35 runs through civilization! 00:48:09.45,00:48:15.39 Comrades! Politics is nothing[br]but show business! 00:48:19.36,00:48:22.49 We have declared in high places 00:48:22.56,00:48:25.56 that all free men should have 00:48:25.63,00:48:28.83 neither work,[br]nor family, nor country! 00:48:32.71,00:48:35.61 We are paper tigers 00:48:35.68,00:48:38.11 but we are live tigers! 00:48:40.08,00:48:42.61 And we are against[br]self-management 00:48:42.68,00:48:44.71 in whorehouses! 00:48:48.16,00:48:53.36 I'm selling a 1971 Mercedes[br]convertible, a one-owner car 00:48:53.43,00:48:55.92 with 4,000 miles on it! 00:48:58.00,00:49:00.66 Long live Mao! 00:49:02.50,00:49:06.53 Long live Mao,[br]who never stole a Ferrari 00:49:06.61,00:49:08.87 and never ran over anybody! 00:49:08.94,00:49:13.47 And long live Free Switzerland! 00:49:35.70,00:49:40.70 The present government[br]is hanging by a thread. 00:49:40.78,00:49:43.90 Strikes, unemployment... 00:49:43.98,00:49:47.71 socialist ideas...[br]everything's rotten. 00:49:47.78,00:49:50.77 Honey, shall we have coffee here[br]or in the living room? 00:49:50.85,00:49:54.45 In the living-room.[br]I'll finish my business first. 00:49:55.49,00:49:58.55 The President is a puppet. 00:50:00.53,00:50:03.36 If you wish,[br]we'll overthrow him 00:50:03.43,00:50:04.90 and take power. 00:50:09.24,00:50:13.67 - Us?[br]- Is power really profitable? 00:50:13.74,00:50:15.33 Very profitable! 00:50:15.41,00:50:19.37 But if power is very profitable,[br]General, 00:50:19.45,00:50:21.21 why not take it yourself? 00:50:21.28,00:50:23.65 What, a military putsch? 00:50:23.72,00:50:26.48 No, very unpopular. 00:50:26.55,00:50:29.96 But with five idols like you... 00:50:30.03,00:50:32.36 General,[br]when it comes to politics, 00:50:32.43,00:50:34.95 we know approximately nothing. 00:50:35.03,00:50:39.76 Don't oversimplify,[br]we do have a certain grounding. 00:50:39.83,00:50:42.63 You are Marxists? 00:50:42.70,00:50:47.44 Marx taught us, primarily,[br]the notion of capital. 00:50:48.78,00:50:51.44 Excuse me, General, 00:50:51.51,00:50:54.11 I have one question. 00:50:54.18,00:50:57.91 Once in power, what do we do? 00:50:57.99,00:51:01.05 Make money.[br]Lots of money. 00:51:03.02,00:51:05.82 - We'd have to live here?[br]- At first. 00:51:05.89,00:51:09.52 So, General,[br]when do we take power? 00:51:10.70,00:51:15.19 Monday won't be possible.[br]The army is on a mission. 00:51:15.27,00:51:20.21 Tuesday, the Pope is arriving[br]on an official visit. 00:51:21.48,00:51:24.14 Wednesday![br]Does that suit you? 00:52:09.06,00:52:12.62 After arriving in[br]the East African Republic this morning, 00:52:12.69,00:52:16.15 the Pope was kidnapped. 00:52:16.23,00:52:20.57 Later on, the kidnappers called,[br]demanding as ransom 00:52:20.64,00:52:25.73 one franc from all the Catholics[br]in the world. 00:52:25.81,00:52:29.07 Yes, one franc[br]to free the Pope. 00:52:29.14,00:52:31.08 That seems surprising, 00:52:31.15,00:52:33.77 but the telex was reviewed 00:52:33.85,00:52:36.68 before reaching our desk. 00:52:36.75,00:52:39.31 It seems authentic 00:52:39.39,00:52:42.32 since the Vatican[br]has confirmed it. 00:52:42.39,00:52:45.99 Further confirmation[br]is expected from Africa. 00:52:46.06,00:52:48.09 Astonishment persists, 00:52:48.16,00:52:50.86 since security measures[br]were taken. 00:52:50.93,00:52:53.09 How could the Pope disappear, 00:52:53.17,00:52:56.10 be kidnapped between[br]the airport and his residence? 00:52:56.17,00:52:57.93 It's hard to understand. 00:52:58.01,00:53:00.94 Furthermore,[br]one franc per Catholic 00:53:01.01,00:53:04.00 makes a large sum. 00:53:04.08,00:53:06.57 Alms for gangsters! 00:53:06.65,00:53:09.45 Those are[br]all the details we have. 00:53:09.52,00:53:13.15 Other reports[br]should be coming in soon. 00:53:13.22,00:53:15.12 Please, stay tuned! 00:53:15.19,00:53:18.96 We'll interrupt our programs[br]to report the news. 00:53:19.03,00:53:22.02 The Pope caper? 00:53:22.10,00:53:26.06 We cleared about...[br]I mean net... 00:53:28.17,00:53:30.43 $ 12 million,[br]and no taxes. 00:53:30.51,00:53:33.00 None! 00:53:33.07,00:53:35.30 The Pope is marvelous! 00:53:35.38,00:53:38.44 Everyone knows that,[br]but not to that point. 00:53:38.51,00:53:40.88 It sells very well,[br]very well. 00:53:40.95,00:53:43.78 So many people love him. 00:53:43.85,00:53:46.72 The Pope was just fine. 00:53:46.79,00:53:49.62 Just fine! 00:53:51.69,00:53:53.72 Yes, I'm very happy[br]about the Pope. 00:53:53.80,00:53:57.32 That's adventure. 00:54:03.47,00:54:05.44 SHORT-TERM PROJECTS 00:54:05.51,00:54:08.27 ABDUCTIONS OF... 00:54:29.53,00:54:32.02 The End