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[INFORMATION] [AUTHOR] [SOURCE] [PRG] [FILEPATH] [DELAY] [CD TRACK] [COMMENT] [END INFORMATION] [SUBTITLE] [COLF]&HFFFFFF,[STYLE]no,[SIZE]18,[FONT]Arial 00:01:12.87,00:01:16.79 - Hi.[br]- Who, me? Him? 00:01:17.04,00:01:22.13 - Not you.[br]- Don't worry about it. 00:01:29.55,00:01:34.64 Hey! 00:01:57.71,00:02:02.83 - How are you doing?[br]- Oh, fuck off. 00:02:05.00,00:02:08.93 - What's up?[br]- Feel good. All right. 00:02:09.18,00:02:14.26 Excuse me. 00:02:16.47,00:02:21.60 - Yeah. Score.[br]- Very nice. 00:02:30.03,00:02:35.12 All right. Let's talk[br]to this little lady called Night. 00:02:45.67,00:02:48.55 I broke the window again. 00:02:48.80,00:02:52.72 - Dad's gonna be pissed.[br]- I'll just tell him you did it. 00:02:52.97,00:02:58.06 But I didn't do it.[br]I'm driving. Don't do that. 00:03:04.44,00:03:08.36 So anyways, I'm standing there,[br]waiting to use the pay phone ... 00:03:08.61,00:03:13.74 And this guy on the phone turns[br]around and tips his hat like this. 00:03:14.87,00:03:18.79 And who do you think that guy was? 00:03:19.04,00:03:24.16 - Emilio Estevez.[br]- 'The Mighty Duck'. I was there! 00:03:24.25,00:03:29.34 Of course you were. You yelled[br]the "Breakfast Clubber's" name. 00:03:33.64,00:03:38.76 So, anyway.[br]You guys wanna make out or what? 00:04:12.22,00:04:16.14 Oh, man. lt was perfect that time. 00:04:16.39,00:04:21.47 Four months of work for nothing. 00:04:22.64,00:04:26.56 - What's up?[br]- Did you know you were doing 50? 00:04:26.81,00:04:31.90 Hottie cop likes you. Think she pulls[br]over just anybody? Make a move. 00:04:36.20,00:04:40.12 - What's up?[br]- Just giving you an $80 ticket. 00:04:40.37,00:04:45.50 She is so into you. 00:04:47.67,00:04:52.75 - I want you to do me a favor.[br]- Whatever you say, 'T.J. Hooker". 00:04:56.01,00:05:01.09 Please obey all posted speed limits.[br]Have a good night. 00:05:01.22,00:05:06.35 It's already been good, now[br]that you've served and protected me. 00:05:19.99,00:05:25.12 - What was the point of that?[br]- Sorry. 00:05:31.46,00:05:36.55 Come next week. I'm gonna[br]take care of you. All right, man. 00:05:36.67,00:05:39.55 This is the Roxbury. We have a list. 00:05:39.80,00:05:43.72 - We're on the list. Doug Butabi.[br]- Steve Butabi. 00:05:43.97,00:05:46.85 - You're brothers?[br]- No. 00:05:47.10,00:05:52.23 - Yes. Man![br]- That's quite a joke. 00:05:52.32,00:05:55.19 - Doug is hilarious.[br]- Check this out. 00:05:55.44,00:06:00.57 You ever heard of this one?[br]You're not on the list. Get in line. 00:06:05.87,00:06:11.00 - ls that ..?[br]- It's the king of "21 Jump Street". 00:06:11.08,00:06:16.17 Richard Grieco. 00:06:18.38,00:06:22.30 - Excuse me.[br]- See you later. We'll go wait in line. 00:06:22.55,00:06:25.43 - Maybe we'll hang out later?[br]- No chance. 00:06:25.68,00:06:30.77 - Sounds good.[br]- Know what's wrong with this place? 00:06:31.94,00:06:37.02 - They don't evaluate the clientele.[br]- I thought we just weren't cool enough. 00:06:38.19,00:06:43.28 You are a beautiful man. Know what[br]we're gonna do when we get our club? 00:06:44.45,00:06:49.54 We're gonna treat all wannabes just[br]as well as any legendary tv-star. 00:06:50.71,00:06:55.79 - That's pretty Roosevelt of you.[br]- It's just what I believe in. 00:06:59.05,00:07:01.93 - Wanna dance?[br]- We're not in the club yet. 00:07:02.18,00:07:06.10 So, maybe when we get in? 00:07:06.35,00:07:11.48 So I'm waiting to use the pay phone,[br]and this guy tips his hat like this. 00:07:14.69,00:07:19.82 - And who do you think that guy was?[br]- Emilio Estevez! 00:07:19.90,00:07:24.99 'The Mighty Duck', man. I swear[br]to God. I was, like, "Emilio!" 00:07:27.20,00:07:32.33 "Emilio .. !" 00:07:32.42,00:07:37.50 The club is closed, folks. Sorry. 00:08:04.74,00:08:09.87 - Nozzled you, my friend.[br]- Totally got me. 00:08:09.95,00:08:15.04 That was in my nose. 00:08:17.25,00:08:22.38 - You're an idiot.[br]- Oh yeah? You like it. 00:08:23.51,00:08:28.64 Get off ... Watch it! 00:08:31.85,00:08:36.98 Where's Mom? And who's this[br]gorgeous young hottie in the kitchen? 00:08:37.06,00:08:42.15 - Why is she wearing Mom's bathrobe?[br]- What do you think of my new chin? 00:08:43.32,00:08:46.20 ls it better than last year's? 00:08:46.45,00:08:51.58 Behave yourselves. Look who's[br]gracing us with their presence. 00:08:52.70,00:08:54.58 - Who?[br]- Here, Dad. 00:08:54.79,00:08:59.92 It's a health shake.[br]lt helps me hit my physical peak. 00:09:00.00,00:09:03.92 Get the camera.[br]He's gonna hit his peak. 00:09:04.17,00:09:09.26 - Honey, do it in your room.[br]- Oh, Mom, you're so funny. 00:09:09.39,00:09:14.52 Steve? In the store in a haIf hour.[br]Wear something nice. Emily's back. 00:09:15.64,00:09:19.56 As if he gives a flying rat's ass. 00:09:19.81,00:09:22.69 "Flying rat's ass ..."[br]That would be wild to see. 00:09:22.94,00:09:28.03 Steve, at the store in a haIf hour.[br]Bring your dancing monkey brother. 00:10:27.59,00:10:32.68 Hey, are you from out of town?[br]You have a local number? 00:10:38.02,00:10:43.10 Are you all right? Sure? 00:10:52.62,00:10:57.70 Finally. An hour and a haIf late.[br]Steve, go dust the roses. 00:10:59.91,00:11:03.84 ldiot boy,[br]go cover the cash register. 00:11:04.09,00:11:09.21 ldiot boy,[br]go cover the cash register. 00:11:14.51,00:11:19.64 Hi. How are you paying for these?[br]Cash, check or charge? 00:11:21.81,00:11:23.69 - Charge.[br]- Okay. 00:11:23.90,00:11:28.98 - ls this a Visa or a Mastercard?[br]- Move your thumb. 00:11:29.11,00:11:33.03 Good one. Okay. 00:11:33.28,00:11:38.41 Sure this is your card? It's not[br]processing. I have to call it in. 00:11:49.96,00:11:53.89 - Operator 238, please.[br]- Authorisation. Card number? 00:11:54.14,00:11:58.06 - What's up?[br]- I told you not to call anymore. 00:11:58.31,00:12:02.23 - I need an approval.[br]- Card number? 00:12:02.48,00:12:07.60 - Not the card, sweetness, me.[br]- Shut up and swipe it. 00:12:08.73,00:12:12.65 I can go for that. 00:12:12.90,00:12:18.03 You like that? Does that feel good?[br]'Cause I can swipe it all night. 00:12:19.16,00:12:24.29 - The card's fine. Bye, Doug.[br]- Bye, 238. 00:12:27.50,00:12:30.38 Hi. Can I help you? 00:12:30.63,00:12:35.72 Hi, Doug. Your nightclub's so cool.[br]Can my model friends come in? 00:12:35.84,00:12:39.76 - No. Yes.[br]- You're so funny and cute and tall. 00:12:40.01,00:12:41.89 Let's shake it. 00:12:42.10,00:12:47.23 What are you doing? You have to cut up[br]my plants and make toys of them? 00:12:48.36,00:12:52.28 - It's a club with a jungle theme.[br]- You're a jungle theme. 00:12:52.53,00:12:57.65 Go find your brother and load[br]the trucks. ldiot ... Useless! 00:13:08.17,00:13:12.09 - Steve ..?[br]- Don't look. 00:13:12.34,00:13:17.42 - Hi, Steve. Hey, Doug.[br]- Whatever. 00:13:27.98,00:13:30.86 Now I'm back,[br]so we can get together. 00:13:31.11,00:13:35.03 - You wanna go see a movie?[br]- Sure. 00:13:35.28,00:13:40.36 Or we could just drive around[br]and make out. I love making out. 00:13:42.58,00:13:47.70 - And I'm really good at it.[br]- Sounds good. 00:13:47.79,00:13:52.88 Back off, Chicklett. My brother and[br]I, we live life in the fast lane. 00:13:54.05,00:13:57.97 That means no stop signs,[br]no pulling over to take pictures. 00:13:58.22,00:14:03.30 See this man? He's my co-pilot[br]on this magic carpet ride. 00:14:03.43,00:14:08.56 - You're just way too much luggage.[br]- Shut up, Doug. 00:14:09.69,00:14:14.82 Emily?[br]I see you've picked the right son. 00:14:15.94,00:14:19.86 You know, Steve likes you very much. 00:14:20.11,00:14:25.24 Mr. Butabi. ls Steve asking Emily[br]to marry him again? 00:14:26.37,00:14:30.29 You know something?[br]If they have enough children, - 00:14:30.54,00:14:33.42 - we won't have to hire salesmen. 00:14:33.67,00:14:38.76 - Oh, Kamehl, you kill me.[br]- No, you kill me, Mr. Sanderson. 00:14:39.93,00:14:45.01 - Can you please leave Steve alone?[br]- He likes the girl ... Yes, you do! 00:14:47.23,00:14:52.35 You see this wall? After they[br]get married, we'll combine stores - 00:14:52.44,00:14:56.36 - and have the first plant-lamp[br]shop. Steve and Emily will run it. 00:14:56.61,00:15:01.70 - Maybe you can clean the toilets.[br]- You're living on "Fantasy lsland". 00:15:04.95,00:15:08.87 - God, that was a sweet show.[br]- I have a fantasy. 00:15:09.12,00:15:14.21 That I have two capable sons.[br]Not one with his head up his ass! 00:15:14.34,00:15:19.46 ls this how you load trucks?[br]Disgusting. Get out of here. 00:15:23.72,00:15:27.64 - So we're on a break?[br]- I guess. 00:15:27.89,00:15:32.98 - You wanna crunch it?[br]- Sure. Let's crunch. 00:15:37.28,00:15:42.40 - Can the rest of us use the mirror?[br]- Appreciate it. 00:15:42.49,00:15:46.41 - Everyone's got an attitude here.[br]- Gentlemen! Looking large. 00:15:46.66,00:15:51.75 Want my power bar?[br]How about an energy bar? 00:15:51.87,00:15:57.00 - I got a muscle triplicator bar.[br]- Supplements aside ... 00:15:58.13,00:16:02.05 - How long have we been friends?[br]- All seven years of high school. 00:16:02.30,00:16:07.43 That's why I'm not gonna sugar coat[br]it. I'm worried about your triceps. 00:16:09.60,00:16:14.69 You aren't going all the way down.[br]I'm not seeing full extension. 00:16:14.81,00:16:19.94 We had a long talk about that[br]the other night. 00:16:20.03,00:16:25.11 You just shouldn't cheat yourselves.[br]Sorry to come down on you like this. 00:16:27.33,00:16:31.25 That's why we love you and hate you. 00:16:31.50,00:16:34.37 - Still friends?[br]- You know it. 00:16:34.62,00:16:39.71 I'm glad we had this talk. 00:16:54.44,00:16:57.31 I had a great idea for the store ... 00:16:57.56,00:17:02.65 The store? You're supposed to be[br]thinking about ... Hey, what's up? 00:17:03.82,00:17:08.91 - Can we call you sometime?[br]- Want some of this? 00:17:09.03,00:17:12.95 - Think about our future.[br]- You're Mount St. Helensing on me. 00:17:13.20,00:17:16.08 Why are you forgetting our plans? 00:17:16.33,00:17:21.42 The plans about you and I opening up[br]only the coolest club a la the Roxbury. 00:17:21.55,00:17:26.67 - How? We can't even get in.[br]- We're letting them not let us in. 00:17:27.80,00:17:32.93 But no more. It's time we step up[br]into that sweet-ass world. 00:17:34.06,00:17:39.19 From now on, the only club[br]we're going to is the Roxbury. 00:17:39.27,00:17:42.15 - We can't ...[br]- We can. You know why? 00:17:42.40,00:17:47.53 - We're good looking?[br]- Very good looking. You especially. 00:17:47.61,00:17:52.70 Repeat after me:[br]We can get into the Roxbury. 00:17:52.83,00:17:56.75 We can get into the Roxbury. 00:17:57.00,00:18:02.13 Roxbury .. ! 00:18:06.38,00:18:11.47 Hey, what's up? You want some[br]of this? How about a little of that? 00:18:12.64,00:18:17.72 She starts to smell them.[br]She thought they were real plants! 00:18:20.98,00:18:24.90 - Hello?[br]- What's up? 00:18:25.15,00:18:30.24 The Sandersons are here to see[br]your mother's new chin. Get dressed. 00:18:30.37,00:18:35.49 - Sorry, we're a bit busy tonight.[br]- Steve? I'll be right back. 00:18:36.62,00:18:41.75 I like your bathing suit. You have[br]really good muscle definition. 00:18:41.83,00:18:46.92 Most Americans don't wear revealing[br]bathing suits. Very European of you. 00:18:47.05,00:18:52.18 It's really sexy and I have[br]a really good taste in what's sexy. 00:18:53.30,00:18:58.43 - Steve![br]- Whatever, Emily. 00:19:13.12,00:19:14.99 Good. 00:19:15.20,00:19:19.12 What's going on ..? 00:19:19.37,00:19:24.46 Are you from out of town ..? 00:19:56.91,00:20:02.00 When I tell you to do something,[br]I mean it. Never come in half-naked. 00:20:04.21,00:20:09.34 - Put some clothes on and come down.[br]- lsn't on our things-to-do-list. 00:20:09.42,00:20:14.51 - We have something to do tonight.[br]- Yes. To get downstairs. 00:20:14.64,00:20:18.56 I don't want to! 00:20:18.81,00:20:22.73 How do I get through[br]to this individual? 00:20:22.98,00:20:25.86 Doug is like a fax machine. 00:20:26.11,00:20:31.19 Without a cover page, people don't[br]know where it's coming from. 00:20:32.36,00:20:37.45 And sometimes you get a busy signal.[br]That's why you got a redial button. 00:20:37.58,00:20:42.70 - Actually, I always screw it up ...[br]- Don't bother. He'll never understand. 00:20:42.79,00:20:47.88 I understand very well. You're going[br]to a new, hot club tonight, right? 00:20:51.13,00:20:56.22 - But how are you gonna get there?[br]- What are you doing? 00:21:23.45,00:21:27.38 You can take away our phones[br]and our keys, but not our dreams. 00:21:27.63,00:21:32.75 'Cos we're, like, sleeping[br]when we have them. 00:21:32.84,00:21:37.93 Later much! 00:21:38.05,00:21:43.18 Boys, wait. I don't like you leaving[br]without a phone. 00:21:44.31,00:21:47.19 How old are these? How embarrassing. 00:21:47.44,00:21:52.52 You know, in case of emergency.[br]Have fun. 00:21:52.65,00:21:57.78 - Did Mom get lipstick on me?[br]- lt looks like you were making out. 00:22:09.33,00:22:14.46 - How's my hair? Roxbury-good?[br]- You know it. 00:22:14.55,00:22:19.63 I've got to tell you, Steve,[br]tonight, I can taste it. 00:22:20.80,00:22:25.89 I can't taste it. I'm so scared right now.[br]I don't know what to do. 00:22:26.02,00:22:31.15 - You're mad-cowing on me. Relax.[br]- I'm nervous. 00:22:31.23,00:22:36.32 - It's this pressure to get in.[br]- You must take control of yourself. 00:22:37.49,00:22:42.57 No, you take control.[br]I'm barely hanging on here. 00:22:43.74,00:22:48.83 Come on, relax. Think puppies[br]and candy canes, all right? 00:22:48.96,00:22:54.08 - Hey, hotlegs. What's going on?[br]- We'll clean it up later. Don't worry. 00:22:57.30,00:23:02.43 I see your Roxbury balloon[br]and I hate to burst it, - 00:23:03.55,00:23:08.68 - but I don't think[br]our names are on that list. 00:23:08.77,00:23:10.65 Perfect. "Rites of Passage". 00:23:10.85,00:23:15.94 Remember? A boy in the jungle[br]with only a spear to hunt the lion. 00:23:17.11,00:23:21.03 This van is our spear.[br]That Roxbury is our lion. 00:23:21.28,00:23:25.20 - Does the bouncer know about this?[br]- He's about to find out. 00:23:25.45,00:23:27.33 See you next week. 00:23:27.54,00:23:32.62 - My good hombre. Remember us?[br]- Doug and Steve Butabi. 00:23:33.79,00:23:37.71 - You're brothers?[br]- No ... Yes. 00:23:37.96,00:23:40.84 - Man![br]- Works every time. 00:23:41.09,00:23:46.22 Now I remember. You can't come in. 00:23:46.31,00:23:51.39 What's up, partner?[br]How are you doing tonight? 00:23:51.52,00:23:55.44 Time to play a little softball. 00:23:55.69,00:24:00.82 - Hey, good man. How's it going?[br]- Good. You stilI can't come in. 00:24:01.95,00:24:07.07 That's not what my friend told me.[br]His name is Abraham. 00:24:10.29,00:24:14.21 - You don't know him?[br]- What about his two friends? 00:24:14.46,00:24:19.59 George Washington[br]and George Washington? 00:24:21.76,00:24:26.84 And George Washington is a little[br]lonely. Wants to join his buddies. 00:24:29.06,00:24:34.18 And look who else we've got.[br]Roosevelt, Roosevelt and Jefferson. 00:24:38.44,00:24:43.53 Thanks ... Great. 00:24:43.66,00:24:48.78 - ls that an ATM?[br]- That's where we drop off videos. 00:24:48.87,00:24:51.75 - Hello, that's it.[br]- That was a card store. 00:24:52.00,00:24:57.12 - That's just Weight Watchers ...[br]- ATM. That's it. 00:25:04.51,00:25:08.43 - Shit. The car.[br]- What about me? 00:25:08.68,00:25:13.81 This racing car is illegal.[br]All I need is a police report. 00:25:14.94,00:25:18.86 - Are you all right?[br]- Yeah, let me see. 00:25:19.11,00:25:24.23 Great. They're starting[br]with the neck injuries. I'm screwed. 00:25:26.41,00:25:29.28 Jesus, man. 00:25:29.53,00:25:34.66 - Sorry about your van.[br]- No way. Richard Grieco! 00:25:35.79,00:25:40.92 - We saw you at the Roxbury.[br]- Right. So what do you want to do? 00:25:42.05,00:25:47.17 - Go to the Roxbury again.[br]- We couldn't get in. 00:25:47.26,00:25:52.35 You want me to get you[br]into the Roxbury? Great. Follow me. 00:25:55.60,00:25:58.48 - Amazing.[br]- lt all comes from within. 00:25:58.73,00:26:02.65 He felt it because he's an actor. 00:26:02.90,00:26:08.03 We gotta make a stop at the Roxbury.[br]I just don't want a lawsuit. 00:26:22.71,00:26:27.80 Oh, my God, this is the most[br]amazing place I've ever been. 00:26:28.97,00:26:34.05 This is the coatroom.[br]The club's in there. 00:26:35.22,00:26:40.31 What's up ..? 00:26:41.48,00:26:46.57 - Get a hold of yourself.[br]- It's hottie overload in here. 00:26:46.69,00:26:51.82 - Just pace yourself.[br]- What's up? Two, three, four. 00:26:51.91,00:26:56.99 What's up? Two, three, four ... 00:26:59.21,00:27:02.09 - Sweet![br]- Sweet! 00:27:02.34,00:27:05.21 Richie, good to see you. Get over here. 00:27:05.46,00:27:10.59 - The place is kicking.[br]- Jumping like "21 Jump Street". 00:27:11.72,00:27:16.85 Who are your friends? 00:27:25.27,00:27:28.15 - The owner.[br]- The man we want to be. 00:27:28.40,00:27:33.53 - I thought we wanted to be Grieco.[br]- Professionally, it's this guy. 00:27:36.74,00:27:41.87 Dooey, my main man. I love[br]this man. Meet the Butabi brothers. 00:27:43.00,00:27:48.13 These are good boys.[br]Did you grab my ass? 00:27:49.26,00:27:52.14 - No, sir. I did not grab your ass.[br]- It's okay if you did. 00:27:52.39,00:27:57.47 I understand. It's just that[br]you're barking up the wrong tree. 00:28:00.73,00:28:03.61 - You guys come here a lot?[br]- All the time. 00:28:03.86,00:28:07.78 - But we've never been inside.[br]- Watch what you're saying. 00:28:08.03,00:28:13.15 So, is Johnny Depp meeting you here? 00:28:14.28,00:28:18.20 No. 00:28:18.45,00:28:23.58 All right ... Listen, Bennie,[br]see you later. See you, guys. 00:28:24.71,00:28:29.84 - See you, Richard Grieco.[br]- See you, Grieco's lady. 00:28:30.97,00:28:36.09 I'm honoured to shoot the shit with[br]the owner of the club of all clubs. 00:28:37.22,00:28:42.35 - And we're proficient club hoppers.[br]- We usually go to the Mudd Club. 00:28:43.48,00:28:47.40 - That place is rank.[br]- They let any asswad in the door. 00:28:47.65,00:28:51.57 - I own that place also.[br]- It's a really good location, though. 00:28:51.82,00:28:56.95 No, you're right. One day[br]you're hot, the next day you're not. 00:29:01.20,00:29:05.13 Actually, I had an idea for a club. 00:29:05.38,00:29:09.30 - Wait. Did you grab my ass?[br]- No. 00:29:09.55,00:29:14.63 - Do you want to?[br]- No. Should I? 00:29:16.84,00:29:20.77 Okay. Continue. 00:29:21.02,00:29:26.14 People waiting outside are bummed,[br]'cos they're trying to get in. 00:29:27.27,00:29:31.19 What if the outside of the club[br]looked like the inside? 00:29:31.44,00:29:36.57 With couches and music and all that.[br]But then on the inside ... 00:29:37.70,00:29:41.62 ... it looks like the street.[br]You know, cars and signs. 00:29:41.87,00:29:47.00 The outside is the inside[br]and the inside is the outside. 00:29:47.08,00:29:49.96 Doesn't that blow your mind? 00:29:50.21,00:29:55.34 - What about that guy?[br]- Owns a restaurant. One. 00:29:55.43,00:30:00.51 - Boy, has this place gone downhill.[br]- No one over six figures. Let's go. 00:30:01.68,00:30:05.60 - Wait. That's that Zadir guy.[br]- Who are those guys with him? 00:30:05.85,00:30:10.94 If they're with Zadir,[br]they've got to be worth something. 00:30:11.07,00:30:13.94 Great. Let's work. 00:30:14.19,00:30:18.11 - Tell him about the vampire idea.[br]- That's a dumb idea. 00:30:18.36,00:30:21.24 I have to say hello to Jim Carrey. 00:30:21.49,00:30:24.37 Come here,[br]you pet detective bastard. 00:30:24.62,00:30:29.71 "Smoking", you crazy son of a bitch. 00:30:29.83,00:30:34.96 - Was I too pushy? Did I speak well?[br]- You were totally articulate. 00:30:35.05,00:30:40.13 It's hard to pitch in a nightclub.[br]The music is way too loud in here. 00:30:40.26,00:30:45.39 We have to get a meeting. Steve ..? 00:30:57.99,00:31:00.87 - You want to dance?[br]- Yes. 00:31:01.12,00:31:05.04 - All right. Take it easy.[br]- She said yes. 00:31:05.29,00:31:10.41 Hotties wanna shake it. Come on. 00:33:17.71,00:33:22.80 That's some good ass-grabbing[br]going on there. 00:33:29.18,00:33:32.06 1 980. Good year. 00:33:32.31,00:33:36.23 Excellent year. Devo had a huge hit. 00:33:36.48,00:33:41.57 - And "Joanie Loves Chachi" started.[br]- Chachi gives a fuck about Joanie. 00:33:44.82,00:33:49.91 Cambi makes a good point.[br]But tonight we have some fun. 00:33:50.03,00:33:55.16 - Sweet suds, Mr. Zadir.[br]- But you know what makes a party? 00:33:55.25,00:33:59.17 - Fluffy whip.[br]- But not putting it on stuff. 00:33:59.42,00:34:04.51 You press the little white nozzle[br]and you suck on it. It's fun. 00:34:05.68,00:34:10.76 - You mean, like, nitrous oxide?[br]- No. What is that? 00:34:11.93,00:34:15.85 Dooey, we have to stop and get[br]some fluffy whip for the party. 00:34:16.10,00:34:20.02 - Yes, sir.[br]- lt has to be in a can. 00:34:20.27,00:34:22.15 He can't hear you. 00:34:22.36,00:34:27.44 Hey, Dooey, tell your mom[br]I had a nice time last night. 00:34:27.57,00:34:31.49 - And your dad.[br]- What? 00:34:31.74,00:34:35.66 - I mean, your sister.[br]- Good one! 00:34:35.91,00:34:39.83 - Only in a Limo.[br]- We nailed him. 00:34:40.08,00:34:45.21 Disco-dicks. 00:34:45.30,00:34:50.38 - And that alien was Robin Williams.[br]- I'll be right back. 00:34:50.51,00:34:55.64 - It's my boss's card.[br]- I'll take care of that. 00:34:57.81,00:35:02.90 - Operator 238, please.[br]- Hello, Doug. 00:35:03.02,00:35:08.15 - Guess where we went tonight.[br]- The One-Stop Market on Ventura? 00:35:10.32,00:35:14.24 No, I mean before that,[br]you sly, little credit vixen. 00:35:14.49,00:35:19.58 I give up, you nasty card-swiper. 00:35:19.71,00:35:24.84 - The Roxbury. Come out some time.[br]- I would. 00:35:24.92,00:35:27.80 But then who would approve[br]all the money you spend? 00:35:28.05,00:35:33.18 - You're always thinking of me.[br]- The card's good. Bye, Doug. 00:35:37.43,00:35:42.52 She approved. Approved. 00:35:45.78,00:35:50.86 - Sweet-ass dwelling, Mr. Zadir.[br]- It's a place to hang my hat. 00:36:02.46,00:36:07.54 Look. A hundred thousand dollar[br]sound system, and nobody's dancing. 00:36:08.72,00:36:13.80 If I may congest, the pool is taking[br]up the prime dancing real estate. 00:36:13.93,00:36:19.06 If you put glass over the pool,[br]it would be like dancing on water. 00:36:21.23,00:36:25.15 - And people love to do that.[br]- Let's not talk business now. 00:36:25.40,00:36:28.28 Let's set up a meeting. 00:36:28.53,00:36:33.65 Anna Nicole? Put something on.[br]You're making us sick. 00:36:33.74,00:36:36.62 Meeting! 00:36:36.87,00:36:39.75 - Let's mingle.[br]- Right. 00:36:40.00,00:36:45.08 This ltalian food tastes so good.[br]It's, like, Mexican. 00:36:45.21,00:36:48.09 - Could you pass me a towel, please?[br]- Good. How are you? 00:36:48.34,00:36:53.42 - They're right behind you.[br]- BMW ... Vanilla, mostly. 00:36:54.59,00:36:57.47 - There you are.[br]- We got scared. 00:36:57.72,00:37:01.64 - Of who? We'll kick his ass.[br]- No. 00:37:01.89,00:37:05.81 We got scared[br]somebody stole you away from us. 00:37:06.06,00:37:08.94 Oh, okay. 00:37:09.19,00:37:13.11 Like some other girls[br]would steal us away ... 00:37:13.36,00:37:18.45 Oh, right. Oh! 00:37:20.66,00:37:25.79 So, do you guys wanna go some place[br]we can be alone? 00:37:25.88,00:37:29.80 No ... Yes! Oh, man. 00:37:30.05,00:37:35.13 - Why does it taste so sweet?[br]- 'Cos it's like candy. 00:37:38.39,00:37:43.47 These are real.[br]They'll be dead in a week. 00:37:44.64,00:37:49.73 You know what I always thought[br]would make a cool 'Twilight Zone"? 00:37:50.90,00:37:53.78 Like, we see a picture[br]of this lady, - 00:37:54.03,00:37:59.16 - but to this lady, are we just[br]a picture of us? Ever think of that? 00:38:00.28,00:38:03.16 No. 00:38:03.41,00:38:06.29 Why don't you come over here? 00:38:06.54,00:38:11.67 Vivica, you know what I heard[br]when I first met you? 00:38:11.75,00:38:16.84 What? 00:38:21.14,00:38:24.02 - What are you doing?[br]- That's an ambulance. 00:38:24.27,00:38:29.35 Coming to take me away.[br]The sight of you stopped my heart. 00:38:30.52,00:38:35.61 Cambi, do you like blueberries[br]or strawberries? 00:38:37.82,00:38:42.95 I wanna know what kind of pancakes[br]to order you in the morning. 00:38:45.12,00:38:50.21 Steve! 00:38:52.42,00:38:56.34 - I was wondering ...[br]- What are you doing? 00:38:56.59,00:39:01.72 Checking your label.[br]Just as I thought. Made in heaven. 00:39:02.85,00:39:05.73 Doug. You've gotten past[br]the opening lines. 00:39:05.98,00:39:11.06 - ls that a mirror in your pocket?[br]- What? 00:39:12.23,00:39:16.15 I could see myseIf in your pants. 00:39:16.40,00:39:21.49 If I said you had a nice body,[br]would you hold it against me? 00:39:25.79,00:39:30.91 I was there. I was, like, "Emilio!"[br]And Doug was going cra ... 00:39:32.04,00:39:37.17 And Steve was, like, "Emilio!"[br]Oh, God, if you were only there. 00:39:38.30,00:39:43.43 I feel like a selfish pig, going on[br]about myself. What about you? 00:39:43.51,00:39:47.43 Where are you from?[br]Any brothers or sisters? Any family? 00:39:47.68,00:39:50.56 - Pets, what about pets?[br]- I got a cat. 00:39:50.81,00:39:53.69 Really? A cat? lnteresting. 00:39:53.94,00:39:59.03 I think of you more as a dog person.[br]Maybe a Pomeranian. Lhasa Apso. 00:39:59.15,00:40:04.28 Something small, warm, fuzzy ... 00:40:05.41,00:40:07.29 ls this your first time? 00:40:07.50,00:40:12.62 Yes. lsn't it yours? 00:40:13.75,00:40:16.63 - ls this your first time?[br]- What? 00:40:16.88,00:40:21.97 Are you serious?[br]Oh, you're hilarious. 00:40:22.09,00:40:27.22 Oh, man. You're funny.[br]Hey, Steve? You're a funny girl. 00:40:30.44,00:40:35.56 All right. Hey, where are you going? 00:40:39.82,00:40:44.91 - Oh, my God.[br]- Did you just? 'Cos I just ... 00:40:51.29,00:40:56.42 Not that it hasn't happened before.[br]lt was okay. 00:40:56.50,00:41:01.59 I'm gonna go back in and ... 00:41:03.80,00:41:08.93 - Hey, Steve?[br]- Yeah, Doug? 00:41:13.19,00:41:18.27 - You got a number.[br]- We got a number. 00:41:26.74,00:41:31.87 I got some great office supplies[br]for our new nightclub business. 00:41:31.95,00:41:35.88 Post-lt notes to annotate important[br]documents. 00:41:36.13,00:41:40.05 Little ones. You write smaller than[br]me. Mugs with our names on them. 00:41:40.30,00:41:44.22 Yours say Doug.[br]Did you call Mr. Zadir? 00:41:44.47,00:41:49.55 Before you talk to a man like Mr. Zadir,[br]you have to have a plan of attack. 00:41:50.72,00:41:55.81 I'd like to schedule a meeting.[br]Can you do ... 1 2:30? 00:41:55.94,00:42:01.06 Let me see. 00:42:04.28,00:42:06.16 - I'm clear.[br]- You know what? 00:42:06.36,00:42:10.29 Let's have a pre-meeting[br]to brainstorm before our meeting. 00:42:10.54,00:42:15.66 Yeah, that way we don't[br]look like idiots at our meeting. 00:42:17.83,00:42:22.92 - I'm sorry. Register's closed.[br]- Sorry. 00:42:25.13,00:42:30.26 Mr. Butabi,[br]where's the other cash register? 00:42:32.43,00:42:37.52 Steve? I was just thinking. Dad[br]would be really proud of us right now. 00:42:38.69,00:42:43.77 What are you idiots doing? I pay you[br]to take money and push a button. 00:42:44.94,00:42:48.87 Are your delicate fingers injured? 00:42:49.12,00:42:53.04 - We're working our asses off.[br]- Our weeks filling up quick. 00:42:53.29,00:42:57.21 We've made[br]important business contacts. 00:42:57.46,00:43:00.34 Dancing the Macarena[br]with Donald Trump? 00:43:00.59,00:43:04.51 You're always telling us[br]to do something with our lives. 00:43:04.76,00:43:09.88 You never support us or care about[br]what's important to us, right? 00:43:09.97,00:43:15.06 - Yeah ... for the most part.[br]- Even your brother isn't convinced. 00:43:16.23,00:43:21.31 Why? He uses his brain, unlike you.[br]You're a loser! New policy. 00:43:22.48,00:43:27.57 No more clubs.[br]Yes! Your life is retail. 00:43:28.74,00:43:31.62 - Go clean the stockroom.[br]- You know what? 00:43:31.87,00:43:36.99 Not only will we not clean out[br]the stockroom, we're out of here! 00:43:38.12,00:43:43.25 What about the stockroom? 00:43:43.34,00:43:46.21 We don't need you.[br]We made huge-ass contacts last night. 00:43:46.46,00:43:50.39 Plus we met these girls, Dad. 00:43:50.64,00:43:54.56 We'll make it without you.[br]You'lI see. 00:43:54.81,00:43:59.93 I'lI see when you come home, begging[br]for food and shelter. Morons! 00:44:00.02,00:44:05.11 Steve? You're an ass, Doug.[br]You want to go to the beach later? 00:44:07.32,00:44:11.24 I know a beach where you don't have[br]to wear a bathing suit. 00:44:11.49,00:44:16.62 - Plus with my milky white skin ...[br]- This is a major family crisis. 00:44:28.17,00:44:33.30 Just give me a call if you wanna[br]go out. Or just call me anyway. 00:45:13.01,00:45:16.93 You notice we forgot to ask her[br]something. That's weird. 00:45:17.18,00:45:22.27 We're in serious relationships right[br]now, and our ladies can trust us. 00:45:22.39,00:45:27.52 Why go out for burgers,[br]when you got steak at home? 00:45:36.99,00:45:40.91 - Are you all right?[br]- Yeah, fine. 00:45:41.16,00:45:45.08 - Doug and Steve Butabi.[br]- You're brothers? 00:45:45.33,00:45:50.46 - We can't get into that right now.[br]- Your names are not on the list. 00:45:51.59,00:45:53.47 We have a meeting. 00:45:53.68,00:45:58.80 - Doug, Mr. Zadir![br]- Security. 00:46:02.02,00:46:05.94 - Dooey ... Yeah. Up top.[br]- Main man. 00:46:06.19,00:46:11.32 - Raging party last night.[br]- ls that what my mother told you? 00:46:11.40,00:46:15.32 - What?[br]- The fluffy whip was a big hit. 00:46:15.57,00:46:20.66 - I was sent out looking for more.[br]- You, sir, are a party animal. 00:46:20.79,00:46:25.91 It's been great spending quality[br]time, but we're meeting Mr. Zadir. 00:46:26.00,00:46:29.92 Zadir was drunk last night.[br]He doesn't even remember you. 00:46:30.17,00:46:35.26 You think you're the first losers[br]I've had to get rid of on a Monday? 00:46:35.38,00:46:40.51 - Are we being blown off?[br]- Actually, you're being kicked out. 00:46:51.02,00:46:56.11 That doesn't feel good at all ... 00:46:56.24,00:47:00.16 - What's going on?[br]- Just some trespassers. 00:47:00.41,00:47:05.54 - And the boys from last night?[br]- I haven't located them yet. 00:47:06.66,00:47:09.54 Dooey, did you just grab my ass? 00:47:09.79,00:47:14.88 From where I'm standing,[br]that's a physical impossibility. 00:47:15.01,00:47:20.13 I know your tricks, Dooey. 00:47:30.65,00:47:34.57 Maybe we should just go back to work. 00:47:34.82,00:47:39.90 Maybe we should go to college, not[br]put gel in our hair and wear jeans! 00:47:40.03,00:47:45.16 - Let's do that, Steve![br]- Sorry. 00:47:49.42,00:47:53.34 Cambi's number. 00:47:53.59,00:47:58.67 - We had a pretty sweet time, right?[br]- Sweet-ass time. 00:48:15.48,00:48:19.40 So you do travel to places[br]other than Japan. 00:48:19.65,00:48:24.78 - These hotties are sweet.[br]- Sweet ass sweet. 00:48:24.87,00:48:28.79 - Who is it?[br]- Just a bunch of pound signs. 00:48:29.04,00:48:34.12 - Are you doing it right?[br]- You have to hit the pound sign. 00:48:36.34,00:48:41.47 You have to put in our number[br]and then hit the pound sign. 00:48:43.64,00:48:46.51 Excuse me, Bill Nye, the science guy. 00:48:46.76,00:48:51.89 That's a sweet show, too. 00:48:53.02,00:48:58.15 Cambi, it's your boyfriend.[br]Look, I need to see you. 00:48:59.28,00:49:03.20 - I'm at the Skybar.[br]- We'll be rig there. 00:49:03.45,00:49:08.58 - Nice.[br]- I was focused the whole time. 00:49:08.66,00:49:12.58 Did you have a good time last night? 00:49:12.83,00:49:16.75 I had a great time.[br]I think we've reached a point - 00:49:17.00,00:49:20.92 - where I can call you Viv[br]and leave out the "ica". 00:49:21.17,00:49:26.26 You wanna hang out[br]or do what we did last night? 00:49:26.39,00:49:31.52 - Or eat, then do what we did?[br]- Sounds good. 00:49:32.64,00:49:37.77 - Have your boarding passes ready.[br]- You'lI have to check your bag. 00:49:38.90,00:49:44.03 The movie on this flight will be ...[br]I can't think of any more. 00:49:46.20,00:49:51.29 - Where's your car?[br]- Our dad got mad, took it away. 00:49:52.46,00:49:57.54 We used to work for him, but we quit[br]today. Actually, we're unemployed. 00:49:58.71,00:50:03.80 - You don't work with Mr. Zadir?[br]- We just met him last night. 00:50:03.93,00:50:09.05 - We will be. So no, but yes.[br]- If we ever get to see him again. 00:50:15.40,00:50:20.48 - You don't need boarding passes.[br]- Get away from us. 00:50:20.61,00:50:24.53 - You guys are a big waste of time.[br]- Como what? 00:50:24.78,00:50:29.91 - Steve, you're a jerkoff.[br]- I'm glad you shared that with me. 00:50:29.99,00:50:35.08 - It's a big step for both of us.[br]- Consider last night a favor. 00:50:35.21,00:50:39.13 Now do us a favor.[br]Never talk to us again! 00:50:39.38,00:50:42.26 - What did we do? We'll change.[br]- You can't change. 00:50:42.51,00:50:46.43 You are ugly, pathetic losers. 00:50:46.68,00:50:51.76 I can't believe we actually had sex[br]with these asswads! 00:50:51.89,00:50:57.02 That's the problem. Poor schmucks[br]look just the same as rich schmucks. 00:51:10.66,00:51:15.79 - No ... Yes ...[br]- This is the worst day of my life. 00:51:15.87,00:51:19.79 I'd really appreciate it[br]if you didn't talk to me right now. 00:51:20.04,00:51:22.92 I don't know how to respond to that. 00:51:23.17,00:51:28.30 Big surprise. You don't know how to[br]work the clubs, talk to the ladies. 00:51:30.47,00:51:35.56 You only know how to ask me[br]how to do everything! 00:51:35.68,00:51:39.60 That's why everything has gone[br]wrong. You're holding me back. 00:51:39.85,00:51:44.98 You're like this thing tied to my[br]leg, this dragging thing on a chain. 00:51:49.24,00:51:53.16 - A lead weight?[br]- Yes, thank you. But not anymore! 00:51:53.41,00:51:56.29 Nothing. That's all. Nothing. 00:51:56.54,00:52:01.67 You can't blame me. Today was just[br]a series of random events gone awry. 00:52:02.79,00:52:07.92 Maybe they wouldn't go awry[br]if I had someone next to me with a brain! 00:52:09.05,00:52:14.18 You know what? Dad was right.[br]You are a loser. 00:52:15.31,00:52:20.43 You know what, Steve?[br]I lied. You're not good looking. 00:52:21.56,00:52:25.48 Did you say something? I can't hear[br]things from that low to the ground. 00:52:25.73,00:52:30.86 - Consider me your ex-brother.[br]- I don't care. 00:52:30.95,00:52:34.87 Care about this?[br]You want the real thing? 00:52:35.12,00:52:37.00 - Do you want ..?[br]- Stop talking to me. 00:52:37.20,00:52:42.29 Fine. My pleasure. 00:53:24.13,00:53:29.25 Little Post-lts, you little idiot. 00:53:30.38,00:53:35.51 Get out, 'cos I hate you. 00:53:42.89,00:53:48.02 - You should take a lesson from it.[br]- Grieco. 00:54:13.13,00:54:18.22 - You'll be very happy with these.[br]- How long do they last? 00:54:19.39,00:54:23.31 They last forever. They're silk.[br]They'll always be in bloom. 00:54:23.56,00:54:28.65 They'll never die, never change.[br]Never say you're not good looking. 00:54:30.86,00:54:35.99 They'll always be in your room, not[br]suddenly move to the guest house. 00:54:37.12,00:54:42.24 Something has come up. Excuse me. 00:54:42.33,00:54:47.41 - All the customers are depressed.[br]- It's just that I miss Doug. 00:54:48.58,00:54:52.51 - He's in the guest house. It's a mansion.[br]- There's no cable. 00:54:52.76,00:54:57.84 - Yes, there is. They have Cinemax.[br]- But there's no HBO. God! 00:55:02.14,00:55:06.06 - Feel it right here. Squeeze.[br]- Hey, Steve. 00:55:06.31,00:55:10.23 I heard about your brother. 00:55:10.48,00:55:15.61 - So when are we gonna go out?[br]- I know a place with spinach wraps. 00:55:15.70,00:55:20.78 I know you've had you heart set on[br]this, but the truth is, I'm a rebel. 00:55:21.95,00:55:25.87 You're like this[br]sweet-girl-from-next-door type. 00:55:26.12,00:55:31.21 I go to college. Translation: Drunken[br]orgies with occasional Cliff notes. 00:55:33.42,00:55:38.55 lt sounds good, but I just got out[br]of this very serious relationship. 00:55:38.64,00:55:42.56 I have to nurse my emotional wounds. 00:55:42.81,00:55:46.73 That could take till ... Saturday. 00:55:46.98,00:55:52.06 That's perfect. Your dad got us tickets[br]for David Copperfield this Saturday. 00:55:52.19,00:55:57.32 It's gonna be so much fun[br]to see things appear and disappear. 00:56:02.62,00:56:07.74 I'lI see you. 00:56:09.92,00:56:15.00 - Oh, man. Great glutes.[br]- I don't care. 00:56:42.24,00:56:47.37 - That's expensive.[br]- Gotta go. 00:56:48.50,00:56:53.62 Who decorates like this?[br]Steve, come on. 00:57:24.99,00:57:30.08 "Business. Human Relationships[br]in Management." 00:57:31.25,00:57:35.17 "Covers the development of ..." 00:57:35.42,00:57:39.34 Here's one. "Business Computer[br]Systems." That's a good one. 00:57:39.59,00:57:44.68 Machines are Doug's thing.[br]I'm more of a people person. 00:57:45.85,00:57:50.93 A business man must have knowledge[br]of computers. Come on. 00:57:52.10,00:57:57.19 Here's another one.[br]"Venture Management." 00:57:57.32,00:58:02.44 Gosh, Emily, school?[br]I'lI have to read, and homework ... 00:58:03.57,00:58:07.49 Teachers saying: "Would you share[br]that with the rest of the class?" 00:58:07.74,00:58:10.62 Do you want me to be less horny? 00:58:10.87,00:58:15.96 - No, that wouldn't be good.[br]- Look, here's what we do. 00:58:16.08,00:58:21.21 First, we combine the stores, okay?[br]Then we can add the furniture. 00:58:23.38,00:58:26.26 Recliners and sofa beds ... 00:58:26.51,00:58:30.43 - And end tables and ...[br]- Chairs. 00:58:30.68,00:58:35.81 - Oh, yes, chairs.[br]- Ottomans. 00:58:35.90,00:58:40.98 Yes, ottomans. We're gonna be bigger[br]than lkea ... Home Depot. 00:58:46.32,00:58:51.41 lkea! 00:58:59.88,00:59:05.01 I think we're moving way too fast.[br]You're talking like we're married. 00:59:07.18,00:59:12.26 Oh, Steve.[br]You just made me so happy. 00:59:12.39,00:59:16.31 What? No, I don't mean that. 00:59:16.56,00:59:21.69 It's just that I don't ... 00:59:24.90,00:59:30.03 Okay. 00:59:39.50,00:59:44.63 Doug, if I'm not mistaken,[br]this place has got it going on! 00:59:45.76,00:59:49.68 I owe you big time for inviting me. 00:59:49.93,00:59:55.06 Who wants to dance?[br]I call this one the sprinkler. 00:59:57.23,01:00:02.31 You think it would be okay to wear[br]this to your brother's wedding? 01:00:02.44,01:00:07.57 Your brother's wedding, man.[br]What are you gonna wear? 01:00:07.65,01:00:12.74 You have to hand it to Steve.[br]That Emily is the perfect woman. 01:00:12.87,01:00:18.00 Strong legs, tight stomach,[br]positive mental attitude ... 01:00:18.08,01:00:23.17 - She can really keep you on track.[br]- Shut up .. ! ldiot. 01:00:26.42,01:00:30.34 Just because you and your brother[br]are having problems, - 01:00:30.59,01:00:35.68 - that's no reason to refer to my[br]intellect in a diminutive manner. 01:00:36.85,01:00:41.94 I'm sorry. It's just ... 01:00:42.06,01:00:45.98 Can we not talk[br]about my brother for a second? 01:00:46.23,01:00:51.36 - 1 0-4. Boundary set.[br]- Thank you. 01:00:51.45,01:00:56.53 I'm having a hell of a time. 01:01:02.92,01:01:08.05 At this moment, I want to make[br]a toast to Steve and Emily, - 01:01:08.13,01:01:13.22 - who after tomorrow[br]will be Mr. and Mrs. Steven Butabi. 01:01:13.34,01:01:17.27 - Emily Sanderson-Butabi.[br]- Whoever. 01:01:17.52,01:01:22.64 I would like to thank my parents,[br]who came in all the way from Maine. 01:01:25.86,01:01:30.98 - Despite Mom's sciatica.[br]- Terrific, sir. 01:01:32.11,01:01:37.24 And the Butabis, who came in[br]all the way from Yayman. 01:01:37.33,01:01:42.41 - Yemen.[br]- And that's not the only union. 01:01:42.54,01:01:47.67 - We got a new lamp-plant store.[br]- Plant-lamp store. Much better. 01:01:48.80,01:01:52.72 - Seriously, it sounds better.[br]- Steve? 01:01:52.97,01:01:55.85 You want to make a toast? 01:01:56.10,01:02:01.18 I think you should make a toast.[br]All the men are making toasts. 01:02:04.44,01:02:09.52 Okay, I just want to say,[br]"What's up, Grandma, Grandpa?" 01:02:10.69,01:02:15.78 And to the other two old people,[br]"What's up?" 01:02:15.91,01:02:19.83 - Yeah, you.[br]- Very nice. 01:02:20.08,01:02:25.21 Steve is thrilled[br]that this family's coming together. 01:02:25.29,01:02:30.38 I'd like to show you some of our[br]business plans for after the merger. 01:02:35.72,01:02:40.80 Dad? ls there any way[br]we can cancel this whole thing? 01:02:40.93,01:02:46.06 - Yes ... No![br]- That is so funny. 01:02:47.19,01:02:52.32 But it's like Emily turned out to be[br]this whole different other person. 01:02:52.40,01:02:55.28 Let me explain something. 01:02:55.53,01:03:00.66 The caterer has been paid.[br]Your grandparents came. 01:03:00.74,01:03:04.66 All men are nervous[br]the night before their wedding. 01:03:04.91,01:03:10.00 All guys are nervous and kind of[br]hope she eats a can of botulism? 01:03:12.21,01:03:17.34 She could hang out with a deer and[br]accidentally be shot by a hunter. 01:03:17.43,01:03:21.35 You know, when she's sleeping she[br]makes that nose whistle sound, - 01:03:21.60,01:03:26.68 - and you want to ram her toothbrush[br]up her nostril into her skull. 01:03:29.94,01:03:35.03 These are perfectly normal feelings. 01:03:41.41,01:03:46.54 Doug, are you there? It's Steve. 01:03:56.01,01:04:01.14 Hi, you've reached Doug Butabi.[br]I'm outside living it up. 01:04:01.22,01:04:04.10 Unlike my pussywhipped brother - 01:04:04.35,01:04:09.48 - who's too busy throwing his life away[br]for Emily. Beep. 01:04:09.56,01:04:14.65 Doug? Sorry I missed you.[br]I guess I'm getting married - 01:04:14.78,01:04:19.90 - and I'm just wondering[br]if you wanted to be my best man. 01:04:21.03,01:04:22.91 Give me a call or page me. 01:04:23.12,01:04:28.25 I'm in our room still[br]across from the pool. 01:04:28.33,01:04:33.42 See you. 01:04:37.72,01:04:42.84 - Let's go over this one more time.[br]- I know my duties as best man. 01:04:42.93,01:04:48.02 I walk down the aisle.[br]I stand next to you. 01:04:48.14,01:04:52.06 - I settle interwedding skirmishes.[br]- No, no ... 01:04:52.31,01:04:57.44 You're the best man. Not the wedding[br]bouncer. You just back me up. 01:04:58.57,01:05:03.70 Like, if things get too heavy,[br]I step in like a spotter. 01:05:03.78,01:05:06.66 - Yeah, right.[br]- Thanks, man. 01:05:06.91,01:05:12.04 Let's go. We're ready, let's go. 01:05:13.17,01:05:18.30 Do you want your kid blessed or not? 01:05:19.42,01:05:24.55 - Richard Grieco. You know Steve?[br]- I just don't want to be sued. 01:05:25.68,01:05:30.81 No, listen to me. You can't get your[br]kid confirmed for less than $1 50. 01:05:30.89,01:05:34.81 You want your kid blessed,[br]you call me. 01:05:35.06,01:05:40.15 Dad, I didn't have a bachelor party.[br]That's a major part of a wedding. 01:05:42.36,01:05:47.49 So could we delay a couple of hours[br]so that we could go to a strip club? 01:05:47.58,01:05:52.66 I have to go. Leave me a message. 01:05:53.83,01:05:57.75 Hey ... Steve getting married.[br]You're the man! 01:05:58.00,01:06:03.09 Shut up, Craig. I'm walking[br]down the aisle, you dick! 01:06:04.26,01:06:09.35 I told you to wear white.[br]Grandma, get off the phone. 01:06:24.07,01:06:26.95 Dearly beloved. We're gathered[br]here today to join ... 01:06:27.20,01:06:32.29 Did we already start? Oh. 01:06:32.41,01:06:37.54 I thought there was supposed[br]to be a buzzer or a whistle or something. 01:06:38.67,01:06:41.55 ... to join together this man[br]and this woman in holy matrimony. 01:06:41.80,01:06:46.88 But first I understand the bride and[br]groom have each prepared something. 01:06:50.14,01:06:55.23 "Dear Steve. They say if you set[br]something free and it comes back - 01:06:56.40,01:07:00.32 - you should love it forever.[br]Like one of your silk plants, - 01:07:00.57,01:07:05.65 - I'll try to stay beautiful. I know[br]our lives together will be great." 01:07:05.78,01:07:09.70 "Just like when we saw David[br]Copperfield on our first date." 01:07:09.95,01:07:15.08 "Love Emily." 01:07:21.42,01:07:25.34 "I used to see you outside[br]my father's store - 01:07:25.59,01:07:30.68 - and then we went on some dates[br]and you let me have sex with you." 01:07:39.15,01:07:42.03 Oh, I'm done. 01:07:42.28,01:07:47.36 If anyone has reason to believe[br]that this man or woman - 01:07:47.49,01:07:52.62 - should not be married, speak now[br]or forever hold your peace. 01:07:52.70,01:07:57.79 - What's up? From out of town?[br]- Don't hit on the bridesmaid. 01:07:58.96,01:08:04.04 - It's your wedding.[br]- Wait till after the ceremony. 01:08:06.26,01:08:11.39 Do you promise to love Emily for[br]as long as you both shall live? 01:08:11.47,01:08:16.56 My dad already paid the caterer. 01:08:17.73,01:08:22.81 Do you promise to love Steven for[br]as long as you both shall live? 01:08:22.94,01:08:28.07 - Steven, repeat after me.[br]- After me. 01:08:33.37,01:08:38.50 - With this ring, I thee wed.[br]- With this ring, I thee wed. 01:08:41.71,01:08:44.59 Now, Emily. 01:08:44.84,01:08:49.92 With this ring ... 01:08:56.31,01:09:01.44 Doug! 01:09:03.61,01:09:07.53 - What the hell's he doing here?[br]- Make him stop. 01:09:07.78,01:09:10.66 Turn that music off! 01:09:10.91,01:09:16.03 You know[br]what I paid for this wedding? 01:09:16.12,01:09:21.21 Don't do that with your head.[br]That's so dumb! 01:09:21.33,01:09:25.25 - Mr. Butabi, I can't ...[br]- Keep going. You want to get paid? 01:09:25.50,01:09:30.63 - You're out of my will![br]- I told you he was a jerk! 01:09:43.23,01:09:48.32 Emily ... Sorry. I'm not ready yet. 01:09:48.44,01:09:53.57 - Steve, stop![br]- Nice poem, though. Sorry, Dad. 01:09:53.66,01:09:58.74 Steve, come back here![br]Don't you leave me. I'm not kidding. 01:09:59.91,01:10:05.00 Mr. Butabi, as an actor and observer[br]of human nature, I can tell you - 01:10:05.13,01:10:10.25 - that your son is not ready[br]for this sort of commitment. 01:10:13.47,01:10:18.60 - Hello.[br]- Hey. 01:10:23.90,01:10:27.82 - Go ahead, Father.[br]- What are you doing? 01:10:28.07,01:10:33.19 Emily, Steve's discipline is lacking[br]as is his appreciation for you. 01:10:34.32,01:10:39.45 Now, I can bench press 305 pound,[br]and my body fat is less than 2%. 01:10:43.71,01:10:48.79 I am a professional trainer. I also[br]hope to market my own protein bar. 01:10:48.92,01:10:54.05 Plus, I've always loved you. 01:10:56.22,01:11:00.14 Okay. But we should[br]look into infomercials. 01:11:00.39,01:11:05.48 - This is a completely new fee. Cool?[br]- Yeah. 01:11:07.69,01:11:12.82 Okay. Dearly beloved,[br]we're gathered here again today ... 01:11:14.99,01:11:20.07 Also, I took Craig clubbing. 01:11:20.20,01:11:23.08 That was all right. 01:11:23.33,01:11:28.42 Plus I rented a lot of videos.[br]I didn't do much else. 01:11:32.71,01:11:37.84 Look, Steve ... 01:11:38.97,01:11:44.10 I'm sorry.[br]I said a lot of bad things before. 01:11:46.27,01:11:51.36 I've been thinking ...[br]You're my brother. 01:11:52.53,01:11:57.61 We're brothers,[br]and when we're together ... 01:11:59.82,01:12:04.95 I just ... 01:12:05.04,01:12:08.96 You don't drag me down. 01:12:09.21,01:12:14.29 I drag me down. 01:12:15.47,01:12:18.34 And you ... 01:12:18.59,01:12:21.47 You complete me. 01:12:21.72,01:12:25.64 - Shut up.[br]- What? 01:12:25.89,01:12:30.98 Just shut up.[br]You had me at "hello". 01:12:45.70,01:12:50.83 lt seems to me, you're a bit harder[br]on Doug than you are on Steve. 01:12:54.05,01:12:59.17 It's true. It's just that Doug is[br]so rebellious. I can't control him. 01:13:00.30,01:13:02.18 But rebellious, scrappy, dreamer ... 01:13:02.39,01:13:07.51 What other young man[br]does that remind you of? 01:13:08.64,01:13:13.77 - MyseIf as a kid.[br]- So who are you really fighting with? 01:13:15.94,01:13:21.03 Mr. Grieco ...[br]You see right through me. 01:13:35.75,01:13:39.67 I missed this car.[br]I look good in it. 01:13:39.92,01:13:41.80 And you look good also. 01:13:42.01,01:13:47.14 Thanks.[br]Glad you moved back into the room. 01:13:47.22,01:13:51.14 Dad was cool about the wedding[br]after his chat with Grieco. 01:13:51.39,01:13:56.48 And it really improved[br]your relationship with him. 01:14:00.78,01:14:04.70 - ls that an outside nightclub?[br]- That's your idea. 01:14:04.95,01:14:10.08 Pull over. Let's check it out. 01:14:15.38,01:14:20.50 - We only let people in on the list.[br]- We're on the list. 01:14:20.59,01:14:25.68 - Steve and Doug Butabi.[br]- Step right in. 01:14:27.89,01:14:33.02 - Go right in.[br]- I guess we should go in then. 01:14:36.23,01:14:41.36 - We're gonna go in.[br]- We're going in. 01:14:42.49,01:14:47.61 I can't believe we got in.[br]Sure it wasn't a mistake? 01:14:47.70,01:14:52.79 - It's weird to be in here.[br]- But they stole your idea. 01:14:58.13,01:15:03.21 Butabis? I've been looking[br]all over for you. Come here! 01:15:03.34,01:15:07.26 - Mr. Zadir![br]- How do you like our club? 01:15:07.51,01:15:11.43 - Our club?[br]- I cut you in. lt was your idea. 01:15:11.68,01:15:16.81 - Sweet ass sweet.[br]- Running a club is hard work. 01:15:16.90,01:15:19.77 - Don't worry about it.[br]- We're workaholics. 01:15:20.02,01:15:25.15 Dooey just called from Pismo Beach.[br]He says he didn't grab your ass. 01:15:25.24,01:15:27.12 What is he up to now? 01:15:27.32,01:15:32.41 - Oh, my God![br]- Oh, my God! 01:15:32.54,01:15:37.66 - Let's do some business.[br]- All right. 01:15:39.84,01:15:43.76 - Put some cherries on that.[br]- Nice call. 01:15:44.01,01:15:49.09 - Mr. Butabi, can you approve this?[br]- That looks fine and all that. 01:15:50.26,01:15:53.14 - Hi, Mr. Barntabi.[br]- It's Butabi, but that's okay. 01:15:53.39,01:15:58.52 How's the hair?[br]Successful-club-owner good? 01:15:58.60,01:16:03.69 That voice sounds so familiar. 01:16:05.90,01:16:09.82 - Are you ..?[br]- Doug? 01:16:10.07,01:16:15.20 - Credit vixen?[br]- My God, I can't believe this. 01:16:15.29,01:16:18.17 You're even more beautiful[br]than you sound. 01:16:18.42,01:16:23.54 - You stopped calling.[br]- Not because I didn't want to. 01:16:24.67,01:16:29.80 Am I what you expected? 01:16:29.89,01:16:33.81 I totally approve. 01:16:34.06,01:16:39.14 - You're not here with anyone?[br]- Just my friend. 01:16:41.36,01:16:43.23 Hottie police officer? 01:16:43.44,01:16:48.57 I was really looking forward[br]to meeting you in court on June 6th. 01:16:49.70,01:16:54.83 - So, do you guys wanna dance?[br]- No. 01:16:55.95,01:16:59.87 - Yes.[br]- Yes. 01:17:00.12,01:17:05.25 - Oh, I love this song.[br]- I'm getting kind of sick of it. 01:17:49.13,01:17:54.22 I broke the window again.
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