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X1:135 X2:582 Y1:456 Y2:527 # Get up, get up, you sleepyheads Get up, get outta bed
X1:091 X2:627 Y1:488 Y2:527 Good morning, Angel Beach. It's April 12.
X1:116 X2:603 Y1:456 Y2:527 This is Gene Morrison coming to you from WACN Angel Beach,
X1:183 X2:533 Y1:456 Y2:522 nestled by the shore in fabulous South Florida.
X1:117 X2:598 Y1:488 Y2:527 It's a bright and beautiful spring day.
X1:071 X2:646 Y1:456 Y2:527 President Eisenhower's running a tight ship, with his handsteady on the helm.
X1:080 X2:637 Y1:456 Y2:527 The stars are secure in the firmament and the rent's paid, so all's right with the world.
X1:117 X2:600 Y1:456 Y2:527 # So get up, get up, you sleepyheads Get up, get outta bed
X1:139 X2:578 Y1:456 Y2:527 Let's get out there and get America moving forward.
X1:099 X2:616 Y1:456 Y2:527 It's 64 degrees, expecting to reach a high of 76 - not a drop of rain in sight.
X1:132 X2:584 Y1:456 Y2:527 Good news for the beach bunnies, but bad news for the farm boys.
X1:144 X2:573 Y1:456 Y2:527 Now, to help you start the day, the singin'rage, Miss Patti Page.
X1:181 X2:536 Y1:488 Y2:527 # Tra-la-la twiddly-dee-dee
X1:224 X2:494 Y1:488 Y2:527 # It gives me a thrill
X1:140 X2:579 Y1:242 Y2:277 Edward. You'll be late for school.
X1:150 X2:569 Y1:212 Y2:283 Edward? Up. Right now. I've got things to do. You hear?
X1:201 X2:519 Y1:300 Y2:340 Hit the floor, right now.
X1:146 X2:571 Y1:242 Y2:313 # You're welcome as the flowers on Mockingbird Hill
X1:250 X2:469 Y1:488 Y2:522 Edward Morris.
X1:068 X2:650 Y1:456 Y2:527 You be at the breakfast table in five minutes, or you don't play ball this week.
X1:095 X2:624 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Pee Wee, what's wrong? - Nothing. I pulled a muscle in my groin.
X1:071 X2:646 Y1:456 Y2:527 Be careful. Your father wants you to drop him at the office. His car won't start.
X1:087 X2:632 Y1:456 Y2:522 - And pick up those clothes at the tailor's. - Instant eunuch.
X1:168 X2:549 Y1:456 Y2:527 # To wake up in the morning to the mockingbird's trill
X1:181 X2:536 Y1:488 Y2:527 # Tra-la-la twiddly-dee-dee
X1:165 X2:554 Y1:488 Y2:527 # There's peace and good will
X1:146 X2:571 Y1:202 Y2:274 # You're welcome as the flowers on Mockingbird Hill
X1:315 X2:401 Y1:488 Y2:522 Shit.
X1:202 X2:517 Y1:488 Y2:527 It is. It's gettin' shorter.
X1:315 X2:401 Y1:488 Y2:522 Shit.
X1:165 X2:552 Y1:240 Y2:312 # And survey all my kingdom while everything's still
X1:107 X2:611 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Hey! Did you get your coloured guy? - Does a fat dog fart?
X1:179 X2:540 Y1:456 Y2:522 - Well, what's he look like? - Like a Zulu.
X1:125 X2:594 Y1:456 Y2:522 - Six foot four, two huge gold teeth. - Great.
X1:106 X2:613 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Where'd you find him? - My old man's construction company.
X1:103 X2:617 Y1:456 Y2:522 He doesn't know what I'm talkin' about, but he's willin'.
X1:161 X2:557 Y1:456 Y2:522 - And he'll do it for ten bucks. - Ten bucks? Not bad.
X1:159 X2:559 Y1:456 Y2:527 - You sure the broad's all set? - Oh, it's no problem.
X1:176 X2:542 Y1:488 Y2:527 Jarvis, you stupid redneck.
X1:159 X2:558 Y1:456 Y2:522 You better duck, you suckers, when Jarvis is at the wheel.
X1:147 X2:572 Y1:456 Y2:526 - Billy Boy. Y'all get the nigger? - Come on, Jarvis.
X1:071 X2:647 Y1:456 Y2:522 - You mean "the coloured guy", "the negro". - Poor white trash.
X1:089 X2:630 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. - That's colourful redneck humour, right?
X1:152 X2:567 Y1:456 Y2:522 - Right. Kiss my rebel ass. - Should be writin' these down.
X1:118 X2:599 Y1:456 Y2:527 Immigrants. Go on back to Michigan and kiss ass with all the negroes.
X1:226 X2:492 Y1:488 Y2:527 This is Dixie, baby.
X1:143 X2:575 Y1:456 Y2:522 How come you don't have four names like most hillbillies?
X1:197 X2:522 Y1:456 Y2:527 Like Billy Joe Jim Bob, or Flora Mae Sally Sue?
X1:088 X2:630 Y1:456 Y2:526 Hey, man. I had a cousin named Billy Joe Jim Bob, and he was killed in the war.
X1:090 X2:627 Y1:488 Y2:527 Aw, gee, I didn't know, Mickey. I'm sorry.
X1:151 X2:568 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Anyway, d'you get the negro? - Yeah, we got one.
X1:084 X2:633 Y1:456 Y2:527 Guy's six four, has gold teeth- the meanest-lookin' mother you ever saw.
X1:063 X2:656 Y1:488 Y2:527 Hot damn! They're gonna croak. Who's goin'?
X1:170 X2:549 Y1:488 Y2:527 Hey, Tommy. Wait a minute.
X1:153 X2:565 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Did you get it? - I found a place that's got one.
X1:158 X2:559 Y1:456 Y2:527 Well, don't let me down. I'm gonna get that little creep.
X1:198 X2:520 Y1:456 Y2:522 - Who's she gonna get? - Pee Wee.
X1:099 X2:619 Y1:456 Y2:522 - Didn't you hear about the other night? - No.
X1:183 X2:536 Y1:456 Y2:522 - Are you sure you didn't? - No.
X1:085 X2:633 Y1:456 Y2:527 Well, we figure we gotta get Pee Wee laid, so I fix him up with Wendy.
X1:101 X2:618 Y1:456 Y2:527 Pee Wee and Wendy? Damn, I thought she had better taste than that.
X1:085 X2:633 Y1:456 Y2:527 Well, all he had to do was knock it off. They're makin' out, and you know Wendy.
X1:090 X2:629 Y1:456 Y2:527 She reaches down, she unzips his fly and she grabs his cock, and guess what?
X1:078 X2:641 Y1:456 Y2:527 - What? - The little bastard already had a rubber on.
X1:260 X2:459 Y1:456 Y2:522 - Oh, bullshit. - I swear.
X1:096 X2:622 Y1:456 Y2:527 Wendy told me. Why would she lie? Horny mother wore a rubber to his date.
X1:152 X2:567 Y1:456 Y2:522 She got so pissed off she wouldn't let him touch her.
X1:090 X2:628 Y1:456 Y2:526 - Hi. I'm Mindy. Can I ask you somethin'? - Yeah, sure.
X1:159 X2:559 Y1:488 Y2:527 Why do they call you "Meat"?
X1:084 X2:634 Y1:456 Y2:527 - I don't know. - Wendy Williams told me I should ask ya.
X1:258 X2:461 Y1:488 Y2:526 She did, huh?
X1:159 X2:559 Y1:456 Y2:527 Why do they call you "Meat"? Cos you're so big?
X1:224 X2:495 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Yeah, sorta. - Not "sorta". Why?
X1:164 X2:554 Y1:456 Y2:522 - Do you really wanna know? - Yes.
X1:173 X2:546 Y1:456 Y2:526 - OK. Come on. I'll show ya. - Meat. Wait, wait, wait.
X1:163 X2:555 Y1:456 Y2:526 - She's only a freshman. - After this, she'll be a senior.
X1:100 X2:620 Y1:456 Y2:527 But if you get suspended again, you'll never get that scholarship to Princeton.
X1:212 X2:508 Y1:488 Y2:522 Now think about that.
X1:111 X2:608 Y1:456 Y2:522 - I'm sorry, babe. No cigar. Can't do it. - He won't tell me.
X1:277 X2:441 Y1:488 Y2:526 Aw, shoot.
X1:062 X2:657 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Hey, you guys. Wait up. - Speakin' of horny mothers, it's Ready Eddie.
X1:100 X2:618 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Be serious. I'm goin' tonight, right? - Even a nymphomaniac has standards.
X1:151 X2:567 Y1:456 Y2:527 She lives with a black stud. He's gonna cut your pecker off.
X1:104 X2:615 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Yeah, he's bringin' a pair of tweezers. - I don't care. She likes to screw, right?
X1:063 X2:656 Y1:488 Y2:527 Especially young guys. The more the merrier.
X1:081 X2:638 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Is she good-lookin'? - She's got a great body. Moves like an eel.
X1:157 X2:562 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Just the way l like 'em. - As long as they're not dead...
X1:153 X2:565 Y1:456 Y2:527 I don't care if they're dead as long as they're not too cold.
X1:171 X2:548 Y1:456 Y2:527 Let's not invite many guys - we can all get her twice.
X1:136 X2:582 Y1:456 Y2:527 He's not even invited and he's makin' up the guest list?
X1:099 X2:620 Y1:456 Y2:527 - You're not cuttin' me outta free nooky. - All right. You're goin'. Now shut up.
X1:150 X2:568 Y1:456 Y2:527 - I'm goin'. Eight o'clock, right? - Right.
X1:224 X2:494 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Wear your rubber. - That lyin' bitch.
X1:198 X2:521 Y1:456 Y2:522 - I forgot which one is... - This is the raw one...
X1:105 X2:614 Y1:456 Y2:527 - No. This is hard-boiled... - Gonna get some action tonight, huh?
X1:106 X2:612 Y1:456 Y2:527 - What are you talkin' about, Pee Wee? - I'm goin' tonight. They said I can go.
X1:099 X2:619 Y1:456 Y2:527 - He'll be the comedy relief. - She could use you for a recess period.
X1:078 X2:641 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Funny! What are you doin' with the eggs? - What eggs?
X1:172 X2:547 Y1:456 Y2:527 - "What eggs"? Those eggs. - Oh. These eggs.
X1:239 X2:480 Y1:456 Y2:522 - They're for you. - For me?
X1:062 X2:656 Y1:488 Y2:527 Yeah. We thought you might like to wear one.
X1:290 X2:427 Y1:488 Y2:527 Timmy...
X1:102 X2:617 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Funny. - Not as funny as the look on your face.
X1:114 X2:605 Y1:456 Y2:527 - You gotta let me do it to somebody. - I don't think there's anybody left.
X1:079 X2:640 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Oh, come on. There's gotta be somebody. - I think we've done just about everybody.
X1:072 X2:647 Y1:456 Y2:527 Let me do Meat. You gotta let me do Meat. Come on, Timmy.
X1:069 X2:649 Y1:456 Y2:527 OK. Now listen. The one in your left hand is the raw egg, OK? That's the one you drop.
X1:060 X2:657 Y1:456 Y2:527 The one in your right hand is the hard-boiled egg, the one you hit him with.
X1:106 X2:613 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Left hand raw, right hand smack him. - Go get him, Tiger.
X1:151 X2:567 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Hi, Meat. - Hi, Pee Wee. What's goin' on?
X1:264 X2:455 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Oh, nothin'. - Guys.
X1:132 X2:585 Y1:456 Y2:527 Watch it. What are you, a psycho? What's with the eggs?
X1:261 X2:458 Y1:456 Y2:527 - What eggs? - Those eggs.
X1:165 X2:553 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Watch my lips. Those eggs. - These eggs?
X1:199 X2:519 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Is there an echo here? - They're for you.
X1:089 X2:630 Y1:456 Y2:527 - For me? What am I gonna do with 'em? - Well, we thought you'd like to wear one.
X1:213 X2:506 Y1:456 Y2:522 - Morris, you're dead. - I know.
X1:146 X2:572 Y1:456 Y2:527 Good morning, Miss Balbricker. You look nice this morning.
X1:198 X2:519 Y1:488 Y2:527 Are you losing weight?
X1:091 X2:628 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Hot damn! You like to live dangerously. - She wants a piece of your ass.
X1:220 X2:499 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Nice pass, captain. - Too bad, Jew-boy.
X1:141 X2:577 Y1:488 Y2:527 Tim. What's your problem, man?
X1:101 X2:618 Y1:488 Y2:527 Oh, boy, would I like to get next to that.
X1:239 X2:479 Y1:456 Y2:522 - Ah, yes. Lassie. - Lassie?
X1:166 X2:553 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Patience, my boy, patience. - Why d'you call her Lassie?
X1:218 X2:500 Y1:456 Y2:522 - Why do you think? - I don't know.
X1:102 X2:615 Y1:456 Y2:527 Are you kiddin'? You callin' her a dog? Fred, that's angel food cake.
X1:091 X2:627 Y1:456 Y2:527 You touch her, and the Food and Drug Administration gets you for fuckin' food.
X1:084 X2:635 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Well, what can I tell you, hm? - You can tell me why they call her Lassie.
X1:097 X2:621 Y1:456 Y2:527 Just get her up in the equipment room - you'll find out.
X1:166 X2:552 Y1:456 Y2:527 - What are you talkin' about? - But beware of King Kong.
X1:145 X2:573 Y1:488 Y2:526 Wait a minute. Come here, Fred.
X1:236 X2:482 Y1:456 Y2:526 - Hi, Miss Walker. - Hi, Pee Wee.
X1:135 X2:583 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Tommy, Miss Walker's hot. - Pee Wee, she just said hi to you.
X1:178 X2:540 Y1:456 Y2:527 Yeah, but did you see the way she said hi to me?
X1:247 X2:472 Y1:488 Y2:527 Right, Pee Wee.
X1:104 X2:614 Y1:456 Y2:527 Boy, Miss Balbricker, you put a lotta weight behind that one.
X1:105 X2:614 Y1:456 Y2:527 Coach Goodenough, would you kindly keep your balls off my tumbling mat?
X1:078 X2:640 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Beg your pardon? - The basketballs. Keep them in your court.
X1:112 X2:607 Y1:456 Y2:526 - I have little enough room as it is. - I'll take care of that, Miss Balbricker.
X1:275 X2:443 Y1:488 Y2:527 Thank you.
X1:087 X2:631 Y1:456 Y2:526 - The girls' tumbling team just went in. - Heck, those broads never take a shower.
X1:164 X2:554 Y1:456 Y2:527 - What about the majorettes? - They're still out there.
X1:187 X2:531 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Yeah, well, keep lookin'. - Ginny just went in.
X1:106 X2:612 Y1:456 Y2:522 Hey! You're not allowed to think about her with her clothes off.
X1:135 X2:582 Y1:456 Y2:522 You aren't even allowed to look at her with her clothes on.
X1:286 X2:434 Y1:488 Y2:527 Little dip.
X1:108 X2:612 Y1:456 Y2:527 Hey, Tim. I was thinkin', maybe we oughta invite Brian tonight.
X1:154 X2:564 Y1:488 Y2:527 Why do we gotta invite a Jew?
X1:101 X2:617 Y1:456 Y2:527 All we need now is a Communist and a spic and we'd have the whole bit.
X1:080 X2:638 Y1:456 Y2:527 You're really the tolerant type, Cavanaugh! I notice you're still includin' yourself.
X1:132 X2:586 Y1:456 Y2:527 Broads are broads. I just don't see why we gotta invite a kite.
X1:129 X2:588 Y1:456 Y2:527 Brian's a good guy. Why don't you give him a chance?
X1:131 X2:587 Y1:456 Y2:527 - He's a jerk, and a Jew jerk at that. - All right. We won't ask him.
X1:181 X2:537 Y1:488 Y2:527 You're a case, Cavanaugh.
X1:077 X2:641 Y1:456 Y2:527 - They just went in. Miss Walker's with 'em. - I gotta put my shoes on.
X1:117 X2:601 Y1:456 Y2:527 You wouldn't know what to do with Miss Walker even if she told ya.
X1:305 X2:412 Y1:488 Y2:527 Billy...
X1:312 X2:405 Y1:488 Y2:527 Billy.
X1:229 X2:490 Y1:488 Y2:527 Let's go. Come on.
X1:192 X2:528 Y1:488 Y2:522 Dammit. We missed 'em.
X1:308 X2:410 Y1:488 Y2:527 Kong.
X1:062 X2:657 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Dammit. I told you we were gonna miss 'em. - That's OK, Pee Wee. We'll get 'em next time.
X1:064 X2:655 Y1:488 Y2:526 Miss Walker. A real woman, and I missed her.
X1:072 X2:647 Y1:456 Y2:522 You're about to get laid by an exotic dancer. That's a real woman.
X1:159 X2:560 Y1:456 Y2:527 Yeah, you're right. I gotta go home and warm up.
X1:279 X2:439 Y1:488 Y2:527 Warm up?
X1:083 X2:635 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Slow down. It's about a quarter of a mile. - Will they find this place?
X1:143 X2:575 Y1:456 Y2:527 - They'll be there. I took Conklin. - I drew Cherry a map.
X1:239 X2:479 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Cherry? - Cherry Forever.
X1:192 X2:526 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Cherry Forever? - Her professional name.
X1:192 X2:526 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Bullshit. - Her professional name.
X1:182 X2:537 Y1:488 Y2:527 Hot damn! Let's step on it.
X1:206 X2:513 Y1:488 Y2:522 OK. The coast is clear.
X1:292 X2:427 Y1:488 Y2:527 Let's go.
X1:159 X2:560 Y1:456 Y2:527 "The coast is clear". Do you believe this dialogue?
X1:237 X2:483 Y1:488 Y2:527 Hey! Hey! Hold it.
X1:070 X2:648 Y1:488 Y2:527 What's goin' on here? Where are they goin'?
X1:103 X2:615 Y1:456 Y2:522 - They're goin' first. I'm sloppy second. - I'm second.
X1:091 X2:628 Y1:456 Y2:527 Come on, Meat. If you go first, nobody else'll be able to touch the sides.
X1:312 X2:404 Y1:488 Y2:522 Jeez.
X1:224 X2:495 Y1:488 Y2:527 OK. Cherry's ready.
X1:141 X2:578 Y1:456 Y2:522 - Everybody get their clothes off. - What's this bullshit?
X1:072 X2:647 Y1:456 Y2:527 - She's gotta make sure you're clean. No VD. - How's she gonna tell by lookin' at us?
X1:154 X2:564 Y1:456 Y2:527 She's done this so many times she's practically a doctor.
X1:154 X2:563 Y1:488 Y2:527 And who's gonna inspect her?
X1:075 X2:644 Y1:488 Y2:527 You guys wanna get laid, or have a debate?
X1:257 X2:462 Y1:488 Y2:527 OK, I'm ready.
X1:121 X2:598 Y1:456 Y2:527 I'm gonna get laid. Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.
X1:137 X2:583 Y1:456 Y2:527 Hey! Come on, boys. No strippin', no dippin'. Come on, let's go.
X1:258 X2:459 Y1:488 Y2:527 Watch me go.
X1:128 X2:591 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Come on, man. - Relax, will ya, for cryin' out loud?
X1:136 X2:581 Y1:456 Y2:527 Wait a minute. How come you guys ain't gettin' undressed?
X1:164 X2:555 Y1:456 Y2:527 - We got inspected last week. - Lucky you.
X1:123 X2:596 Y1:456 Y2:527 - OK, Cherry. - Come on, make a line. Look sharp.
X1:191 X2:527 Y1:488 Y2:522 Gentlemen... Gentlemen.
X1:169 X2:549 Y1:488 Y2:527 This is Miss Cherry Forever.
X1:215 X2:503 Y1:488 Y2:527 Cherry, this is Steve.
X1:286 X2:433 Y1:488 Y2:526 Hi, Steve.
X1:299 X2:418 Y1:488 Y2:527 Cough.
X1:160 X2:559 Y1:456 Y2:527 - And Cherry, this is Pee Wee. - I'll say.
X1:112 X2:605 Y1:456 Y2:527 What do you use for ajockstrap, kid? A peanut shell and a rubber band?
X1:070 X2:647 Y1:456 Y2:522 We might have to tie a board across his ass. He's liable to fall in.
X1:239 X2:481 Y1:488 Y2:527 Bastard, Tommy.
X1:151 X2:568 Y1:456 Y2:527 Save your energy, Needle-Dick. You're gonna need it.
X1:245 X2:473 Y1:488 Y2:522 And this is Tim.
X1:288 X2:431 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Hi, Tim. - Howdy.
X1:194 X2:524 Y1:488 Y2:527 Cherry, meet Frank Bell.
X1:291 X2:427 Y1:488 Y2:522 Frankie?
X1:124 X2:594 Y1:456 Y2:522 It's crooked. You been screwin' around corners?
X1:072 X2:645 Y1:456 Y2:527 And the pride of Angel Beach, Anthony Tupperelo - affectionately known as "Meat".
X1:166 X2:553 Y1:488 Y2:527 My God, the boy's deformed.
X1:214 X2:504 Y1:488 Y2:526 OK, let's move it out.
X1:182 X2:536 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Yo. - You guys take a number,
X1:260 X2:458 Y1:488 Y2:522 and sit down.
X1:199 X2:520 Y1:456 Y2:526 - We'll just be a minute. - Yeah, we know.
X1:162 X2:556 Y1:456 Y2:522 - That boy really is deformed. - I know.
X1:172 X2:547 Y1:456 Y2:526 - Billy, this is John Conklin. - Hi, Conklin.
X1:211 X2:507 Y1:488 Y2:527 OK, Cherry, sit down.
X1:192 X2:527 Y1:456 Y2:527 - She touched your nuts. - At least I got nuts.
X1:146 X2:572 Y1:456 Y2:527 Hey, wait. I got sloppy seconds, you got ticklish thirds,
X1:134 X2:584 Y1:456 Y2:527 you got filthy fourths, you got fall-in fifths, you're slippery sixth,
X1:070 X2:648 Y1:488 Y2:527 and you scrape her off the mattress, Mickey.
X1:072 X2:646 Y1:488 Y2:527 OK, Cherry. Cherry, get it started. Go ahead.
X1:089 X2:630 Y1:456 Y2:522 - Timmy, that's disg... Will you stop that? - It wouldn't bother him.
X1:118 X2:600 Y1:456 Y2:527 Don't stop. Come on, keep pumpin', baby. Yeah.
X1:118 X2:601 Y1:456 Y2:527 - You're next, Pee Wee. You're next. - We're gonna get laid. Oh, she's hot.
X1:217 X2:501 Y1:456 Y2:527 - They're gonna shit. - They're gonna shit.
X1:225 X2:493 Y1:488 Y2:527 They're gonna shit.
X1:225 X2:493 Y1:488 Y2:527 They're gonna shit.
X1:248 X2:470 Y1:488 Y2:527 Come on, Billy.
X1:237 X2:481 Y1:488 Y2:522 Go ahead. Go on.
X1:178 X2:541 Y1:456 Y2:527 - What are you guys doin'? - Yeah, let's go.
X1:147 X2:571 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Give it to her, Billy. - Oh, Billy. Keep pumpin'. Yeah.
X1:158 X2:561 Y1:456 Y2:527 Keep pumpin', Billy. Come on, keep pumpin', Billy.
X1:140 X2:579 Y1:456 Y2:527 Tommy? Come on, baby. Come on, Tommy. Get over here.
X1:180 X2:539 Y1:488 Y2:527 Don't stop. Billy. Oh, Billy.
X1:199 X2:520 Y1:456 Y2:526 - Oh, Billy. Oh, Tommy. - Oh, shit.
X1:093 X2:626 Y1:488 Y2:527 Keep pumpin'. Come on. Come on, Billy.
X1:254 X2:464 Y1:488 Y2:522 Come on. Yes.
X1:294 X2:425 Y1:488 Y2:527 Oh, yes.
X1:095 X2:624 Y1:488 Y2:527 Oh, Billy. You're so good I can't stand it.
X1:247 X2:472 Y1:488 Y2:527 Come on, baby.
X1:277 X2:442 Y1:488 Y2:527 Don't stop.
X1:068 X2:651 Y1:488 Y2:527 Oh, man. This broad must be from Brooklyn.
X1:215 X2:504 Y1:488 Y2:527 Come on, don't stop.
X1:150 X2:569 Y1:488 Y2:527 Hey, Cherry. Break the window.
X1:099 X2:618 Y1:488 Y2:527 What's goin' on? I'll kill you, white boy.
X1:198 X2:520 Y1:488 Y2:522 What the hell was that?
X1:129 X2:589 Y1:456 Y2:526 We didn't know she was your wife. Besides, it wasn't me, it was him.
X1:196 X2:522 Y1:456 Y2:522 - You're both dead men. - What's this bullshit?
X1:133 X2:586 Y1:456 Y2:527 - I'll kill you all, you peckerwoods. - Look out, Tommy. Look out.
X1:324 X2:394 Y1:488 Y2:522 No.
X1:292 X2:427 Y1:488 Y2:526 Oh, shit.
X1:284 X2:434 Y1:488 Y2:522 Come on.
X1:087 X2:632 Y1:488 Y2:527 This way, Meat. Meat, this way. Run. Run.
X1:179 X2:539 Y1:488 Y2:527 You... you sons of bitches.
X1:122 X2:596 Y1:456 Y2:527 Wait, wait. Wait. Meat's still runnin'. Come on, let's get him, guys.
X1:081 X2:638 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Slow night. - Don't worry. That'll change soon enough.
X1:243 X2:474 Y1:488 Y2:527 What'd I tell ya?
X1:170 X2:549 Y1:488 Y2:527 Can't wait to hear this story.
X1:104 X2:616 Y1:488 Y2:522 I think I know that kid. Pee Wee Morris.
X1:134 X2:585 Y1:456 Y2:527 - The basketball player? - A friend of Mickey's, my brother.
X1:176 X2:542 Y1:456 Y2:522 - Well, what should we do? - Pull him over.
X1:259 X2:460 Y1:488 Y2:527 OK, pull over.
X1:122 X2:597 Y1:488 Y2:527 OK, let me see your driver's licence.
X1:067 X2:653 Y1:488 Y2:527 Hey, Jarvis. I got somethin' you can blow on.
X1:174 X2:545 Y1:488 Y2:527 Hey, Mick. It's your brother.
X1:144 X2:574 Y1:456 Y2:527 I got somethin' you guys lost in the Everglades.
X1:101 X2:617 Y1:456 Y2:527 - You bastards. You left me out there. - We thought you ran all the way home.
X1:104 X2:615 Y1:456 Y2:527 - If we hadn't seen him, he would have. - Funny! A brother act.
X1:141 X2:577 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Tommy, where are my clothes? - They're in my car.
X1:199 X2:519 Y1:456 Y2:527 Stop it, Meat. Come on. Come on, let's go.
X1:115 X2:604 Y1:456 Y2:527 Cindy and I are bringin' the kids over on Sunday. I'll see you then, huh?
X1:152 X2:567 Y1:488 Y2:527 Get rid of the beer, Cavanaugh.
X1:130 X2:590 Y1:488 Y2:527 I'm sorry about that, Officer Jarvis.
X1:222 X2:496 Y1:488 Y2:527 See you later, boys.
X1:143 X2:575 Y1:488 Y2:527 Tim. You get your ass over here.
X1:061 X2:657 Y1:488 Y2:527 Ginny, why don't you and the girls go inside?
X1:077 X2:642 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Yes, sir? - I heard you ran tail-ass from some nigger.
X1:251 X2:467 Y1:456 Y2:522 - No, we didn't. - What's that?
X1:238 X2:480 Y1:488 Y2:527 Who is this guy?
X1:198 X2:520 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Tim's old man. - Just got out of prison.
X1:081 X2:638 Y1:488 Y2:527 You get your ass on home, boy, right now.
X1:195 X2:524 Y1:456 Y2:522 - Shoulda left him there. - What was he in for?
X1:099 X2:620 Y1:456 Y2:522 Manslaughter. Killed a guy in a fight and tore his ear off with his bare hands.
X1:172 X2:546 Y1:456 Y2:527 Guess my old man's not such a bad guy after all.
X1:185 X2:532 Y1:456 Y2:527 What are you lookin' so glum about, Pee Wee?
X1:079 X2:640 Y1:456 Y2:527 Look, man, I gotta get laid. I go more than a coupla weeks, I get jittery.
X1:090 X2:629 Y1:456 Y2:527 - So you're due for a nervous breakdown. - Funny, Tommy. Real funny!
X1:108 X2:609 Y1:456 Y2:522 If he strikes out with Wendy Williams, there's nothin' left but ham hocks.
X1:099 X2:620 Y1:456 Y2:526 Maybe there's a horny midget eatin' her heart out, waitin' for Pee Wee.
X1:164 X2:555 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Come on, Meat. I'm serious. - I'm just tryin' to help.
X1:166 X2:552 Y1:456 Y2:527 - We need professional help. - What are you talkin' about?
X1:085 X2:633 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Porky's. - Oh, come on. Don't start that stuff again.
X1:085 X2:633 Y1:456 Y2:527 - You crazy? You'll get your throat slit. - All you gotta do is know how to operate.
X1:077 X2:642 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Porky is a badass redneck. - You guys don't know how to talk redneck.
X1:085 X2:632 Y1:456 Y2:527 Porky is a businessman. He just imported a load of Cuban broads. They're fantastic.
X1:066 X2:653 Y1:456 Y2:527 - How do you know? - I got my sources. Upstairs is "Porky's Pen".
X1:060 X2:657 Y1:456 Y2:527 You can party with the Cubans as long as you let 'em know you know what you're doin'.
X1:145 X2:574 Y1:456 Y2:522 - You sure? - Does a bear shit in the woods?
X1:176 X2:542 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Let's go now. - We got a game tomorrow.
X1:178 X2:541 Y1:456 Y2:522 - We need 30 bucks apiece. - 30 bucks?
X1:077 X2:643 Y1:488 Y2:527 But anything goes. We can go Friday night.
X1:131 X2:587 Y1:456 Y2:527 It's 70 miles out in the Everglades. We got a game Saturday night.
X1:183 X2:534 Y1:488 Y2:527 What do you say, Turner?
X1:307 X2:411 Y1:488 Y2:522 Meat?
X1:128 X2:589 Y1:456 Y2:527 Well, you know my motto: "Give me pussy or give me death".
X1:178 X2:541 Y1:488 Y2:527 Hot damn! There's my boy.
X1:084 X2:635 Y1:456 Y2:527 - You know, I never had any Cuban pussy. - Right, Pee Wee... Right.
X1:133 X2:586 Y1:456 Y2:522 - "For the man who measures up". - What is that?
X1:203 X2:516 Y1:456 Y2:527 - It's for Pee Wee. - Where did you get it?
X1:136 X2:582 Y1:456 Y2:522 - Miami. One of those joke stores. - Look at that.
X1:202 X2:517 Y1:456 Y2:527 - You're kiddin'. - A ten-gallon condom.
X1:136 X2:582 Y1:456 Y2:527 - It looks like King Kong's rubber. - D'you like it?
X1:248 X2:470 Y1:456 Y2:526 - I like it very... - Jesus, Turner.
X1:268 X2:452 Y1:488 Y2:526 Hi, Pee Wee.
X1:077 X2:641 Y1:456 Y2:527 - OK, what'd you do now, Pee Wee? - The little jerk put Bengay in my jockstrap.
X1:112 X2:607 Y1:456 Y2:527 You shoulda seen him hoppin' around like the Easter bunny.
X1:105 X2:613 Y1:488 Y2:527 Who looks like the Easter bunny now?
X1:216 X2:503 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Hey, Pee Wee. - What do you want?
X1:200 X2:518 Y1:456 Y2:522 - I got somethin' for ya. - For me? What is it?
X1:101 X2:618 Y1:456 Y2:527 - It's kinda like a trophy. - A trophy? What are you talkin' about?
X1:116 X2:603 Y1:456 Y2:527 - A trophy for you, my little Pee Wee. - All right, a trophy. What for?
X1:153 X2:566 Y1:456 Y2:522 For being the biggest dickhead I ever went out with.
X1:077 X2:641 Y1:488 Y2:527 Watch your jock, Tommy. Watch your jock.
X1:233 X2:486 Y1:488 Y2:527 Get 'em, best boy.
X1:087 X2:631 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Here, Meat. You can use that for a spare. - Gimme a break, will ya, Turner, huh?
X1:104 X2:614 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Wait a second. - Pee Wee, you love it and you know it.
X1:201 X2:517 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Wendy, I will get you. - You had your chance.
X1:178 X2:539 Y1:456 Y2:527 You know, Pee Wee, you never looked so good.
X1:140 X2:580 Y1:488 Y2:527 Nice face, Wendy! Get outta here.
X1:289 X2:430 Y1:488 Y2:526 Hi, there.
X1:146 X2:572 Y1:488 Y2:527 Come on, girls. Don't be scared.
X1:188 X2:530 Y1:488 Y2:527 They love it. They love it.
X1:231 X2:487 Y1:488 Y2:527 Tommy. Tommy...
X1:148 X2:571 Y1:456 Y2:526 - "Your ass is mine" says Kong. - No shit, Sherlock.
X1:212 X2:506 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Tommy... - Turner, you're dead.
X1:093 X2:625 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Great defence! - And you thought Jews were just smart.
X1:175 X2:543 Y1:488 Y2:527 Turner. I wanna talk to you.
X1:220 X2:498 Y1:488 Y2:527 Get in there, Young.
X1:252 X2:467 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Back to work. - Bye.
X1:247 X2:473 Y1:488 Y2:526 Damn. Oh, God.
X1:239 X2:479 Y1:488 Y2:527 Well... Any luck?
X1:094 X2:623 Y1:456 Y2:527 We've been out twice. Zero, man. Zilch. That girl wants to be loved for her mind.
X1:072 X2:645 Y1:456 Y2:526 You are drivin' me nuts with this howlin'. What the hell does it mean? Come on, Fred.
X1:121 X2:597 Y1:456 Y2:527 Up there, Roy. Just get her up there, and all things shall be made clear.
X1:162 X2:556 Y1:456 Y2:527 You're pullin' my chain, Fred. The girl's a virgin.
X1:191 X2:527 Y1:456 Y2:527 - And the Pope's Jewish. - All right.
X1:094 X2:624 Y1:456 Y2:522 So how do I get her up there? Put a rope around her neck? Put handcuffs on her?
X1:178 X2:540 Y1:488 Y2:527 Guile, charm, persuasion...
X1:113 X2:605 Y1:488 Y2:527 And if that doesn't work, just ask her.
X1:072 X2:647 Y1:488 Y2:527 So what happened? Two days' suspension?
X1:167 X2:552 Y1:456 Y2:522 - Two games, and 2,000 laps. - You're kiddin'.
X1:186 X2:534 Y1:488 Y2:527 I'm gonna nail her fat ass.
X1:134 X2:585 Y1:456 Y2:522 - Hey, Chief. What the hell is this? - The sheriff's office.
X1:153 X2:565 Y1:456 Y2:522 In Wallacetown? Where the hell's Wallacetown?
X1:109 X2:609 Y1:456 Y2:527 You're lookin' at it. It's Porky's storm troopers. Porky Wallace, get it?
X1:292 X2:427 Y1:488 Y2:522 Get this.
X1:194 X2:524 Y1:488 Y2:527 Come on, man. Let's go.
X1:236 X2:483 Y1:456 Y2:527 - What's this? - It's a Pigmobile.
X1:209 X2:511 Y1:488 Y2:527 It's got a pink interior.
X1:097 X2:621 Y1:456 Y2:527 - All right, let's go. - All right, studs. Everyone got their ID?
X1:220 X2:499 Y1:488 Y2:527 I left my ID at home.
X1:144 X2:573 Y1:456 Y2:527 Every time we go somewhere, you find some way to fuck it up.
X1:114 X2:605 Y1:488 Y2:527 Pee Wee, they'll take your word for it.
X1:096 X2:623 Y1:456 Y2:527 - I knew we shouldn't have brought him. - I didn't do it on purpose, Tim.
X1:165 X2:552 Y1:456 Y2:527 Will y'all knock it off? Jesus. Meat, give Pee Wee your ID.
X1:079 X2:639 Y1:456 Y2:527 - It's got my picture on it. - You could be twins. Got any other cards?
X1:159 X2:560 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Here, use this. - That's my Bible-school card.
X1:096 X2:622 Y1:456 Y2:522 Who'd believe a guy with a Bible-school card would lie? Act cool.
X1:167 X2:551 Y1:456 Y2:526 - Think you can handle that? - Yeah, sure.
X1:125 X2:592 Y1:456 Y2:522 Act like you come here all the time, but don't overdo it.
X1:232 X2:487 Y1:456 Y2:527 - I won't overdo it. - Let's go.
X1:283 X2:436 Y1:488 Y2:526 Yeah, OK.
X1:072 X2:646 Y1:456 Y2:527 - It's a coupla years since I been to the joint. - Yeah, sure. A regular.
X1:154 X2:565 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Stop talkin' and start drinkin'. - How's Porky?
X1:175 X2:544 Y1:488 Y2:527 I haven't seen ol' Porky in...
X1:144 X2:575 Y1:488 Y2:527 Holy shit. It's a pussy stampede.
X1:141 X2:578 Y1:488 Y2:527 Come on, Tiger. Let's go get 'em.
X1:171 X2:547 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Whaddaya want? Beer? - Yeah, beer would be good.
X1:128 X2:590 Y1:456 Y2:522 - # Heart throbs - # Boom-ba-boom-ba-boom-boom
X1:128 X2:590 Y1:456 Y2:522 - # Heart throbs - # Boom-ba-boom-ba-boom-boom
X1:173 X2:544 Y1:488 Y2:526 # Heart throbs, heart throbs
X1:216 X2:503 Y1:456 Y2:522 - That's a buck. - I'll take care of this.
X1:235 X2:484 Y1:488 Y2:527 It's a buck apiece.
X1:213 X2:505 Y1:456 Y2:522 - Wanna take a peek? - Yeah. Yeah.
X1:187 X2:532 Y1:456 Y2:526 - Two. - Yeah, let's see 'em both.
X1:163 X2:554 Y1:456 Y2:527 It means it'll cost you two bucks to see 'em, stupid.
X1:131 X2:586 Y1:456 Y2:522 Oh, shit, I knew that. I'm just tryin' to have some fun with the broad.
X1:137 X2:581 Y1:488 Y2:527 This broad's hot. She's really hot.
X1:159 X2:558 Y1:456 Y2:527 # She took the seat beside me and we rode to paradise
X1:128 X2:590 Y1:456 Y2:522 - # Heart throbs - # Boom-ba-boom-ba-boom-boom
X1:128 X2:590 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Way to go, Tiger. - You sure took care of those guys.
X1:182 X2:536 Y1:456 Y2:527 The guy tried to muff-dive one of the strippers.
X1:171 X2:548 Y1:488 Y2:527 He stuck his nose right in it.
X1:228 X2:490 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Mickey. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
X1:072 X2:648 Y1:488 Y2:527 It's your night, Tiger. Pick the one you want.
X1:131 X2:588 Y1:488 Y2:526 I'll take care of it, I'll take care of it.
X1:136 X2:582 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Barkeep, I'd like to talk to Porky. - Porky's busy.
X1:097 X2:620 Y1:456 Y2:527 He ain't too busy for what I wanna talk about. I wanna pay for some pussy.
X1:202 X2:516 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Pay me. - I wanna talk to Porky.
X1:174 X2:545 Y1:488 Y2:527 OK, if that's what you want.
X1:125 X2:594 Y1:456 Y2:527 See? You just gotta show 'em who's boss, right? Now...
X1:167 X2:552 Y1:456 Y2:526 In a minute, darlin'. Now, sit here and do nothin'.
X1:104 X2:614 Y1:456 Y2:527 The racket is to get you to buy these broads overpriced drinks.
X1:148 X2:571 Y1:488 Y2:527 No kiddin'? Hey, Mickey. Porky.
X1:187 X2:532 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Who's askin' to see me? - Well... Mr Porky, I am.
X1:223 X2:495 Y1:488 Y2:527 What do you want?
X1:113 X2:604 Y1:456 Y2:527 My friends and I would like to party with five ofyour girls in Porky's Pen.
X1:073 X2:645 Y1:456 Y2:526 - You want five of my piglets up in the pen? - Yes, sir.
X1:245 X2:473 Y1:456 Y2:522 - For how long? - An hour.
X1:106 X2:613 Y1:456 Y2:522 - What you got to spend? Bottle caps? - 100 bucks.
X1:150 X2:569 Y1:488 Y2:526 100 dollars for five ladies, huh?
X1:211 X2:507 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Go home, snotnose. - Hey, Porky...
X1:065 X2:654 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Mr Porky. - How many girls can we have for 100 bucks?
X1:180 X2:539 Y1:456 Y2:527 There's five ofyou, right? That's a lot of horny dicks.
X1:209 X2:508 Y1:456 Y2:522 Two girls for an hour, three for a half hour.
X1:181 X2:538 Y1:456 Y2:527 - That's all? - Hey! Nobody's forcin' ya.
X1:126 X2:593 Y1:456 Y2:527 It's a long ride back home, and it's even longer with a hard-on.
X1:119 X2:600 Y1:456 Y2:527 - OK. We'll take three for 30 minutes. - OK. Pick out what you want.
X1:183 X2:537 Y1:488 Y2:522 Her... Her in the... And her.
X1:169 X2:550 Y1:488 Y2:527 Hey! That's cash in advance.
X1:287 X2:432 Y1:488 Y2:526 No, Mick.
X1:064 X2:654 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Hey, you. That's the only way I do business. - OK. OK, no problem.
X1:172 X2:546 Y1:488 Y2:527 Got it right here. 20, 40, 50...
X1:151 X2:567 Y1:456 Y2:527 Not me. You pay the bartender, you ridiculous dude.
X1:131 X2:587 Y1:456 Y2:527 And if any of you get outta line with any of my girls,
X1:131 X2:588 Y1:456 Y2:527 I'm gonna kick your candied asses all the way back to Angel Beach.
X1:250 X2:469 Y1:456 Y2:526 - You hear me? - Yes, sir.
X1:162 X2:556 Y1:456 Y2:527 See that doorway over there? You step in there and wait.
X1:080 X2:639 Y1:456 Y2:522 - It's dark. I don't want you to be surprised. - What's this bullshit?
X1:077 X2:641 Y1:456 Y2:527 This bullshit is, you're underage kids and I don't want my liquor licence revoked.
X1:111 X2:607 Y1:456 Y2:527 The sheriff out here happens to be a badass mother, huh?
X1:107 X2:611 Y1:456 Y2:527 I don't want nobody to see none of ya with any of my girls.
X1:107 X2:613 Y1:488 Y2:527 Now that's the back way up to the pen.
X1:086 X2:633 Y1:488 Y2:527 Go through the door and wait for a knock.
X1:202 X2:517 Y1:456 Y2:522 - That door over there? - That door.
X1:069 X2:648 Y1:456 Y2:527 Wait for a knock, step through another door, and you're in. And the girls'll be waiting.
X1:224 X2:495 Y1:456 Y2:522 - You like that, kid? - Yeah.
X1:140 X2:579 Y1:488 Y2:527 I'll give you a night to remember.
X1:204 X2:514 Y1:488 Y2:527 You little piece of shit.
X1:065 X2:655 Y1:488 Y2:527 Did you see those broads? They're really hot.
X1:138 X2:581 Y1:488 Y2:527 They're paid to be hot, Casanova.
X1:134 X2:584 Y1:456 Y2:526 - I don't like this. We're being had. - Tim, it's under control.
X1:143 X2:575 Y1:456 Y2:527 - I smell pussy behind that door. - I can't feel any door.
X1:204 X2:515 Y1:456 Y2:527 - I knew it. - Are you ready, boys?
X1:146 X2:574 Y1:488 Y2:527 I told ya. Hell, yeah, we're ready.
X1:169 X2:550 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Are you sure you're ready? - Yeah. Come on, let's go.
X1:090 X2:628 Y1:488 Y2:527 OK. Here comes your night to remember.
X1:139 X2:580 Y1:456 Y2:527 - I'm drownin'. I'm drownin'. - Asshole. It's only two feet deep.
X1:106 X2:613 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Nice work, Jarvis. Great work! - Mickey. You promised to get me laid.
X1:163 X2:555 Y1:456 Y2:522 - You're a horseshit procurer. - I'll take care of it.
X1:172 X2:546 Y1:456 Y2:522 - We're out 20 bucks apiece. - I'll take care of it.
X1:079 X2:639 Y1:488 Y2:527 Set 'em up, bartender. Whatever they want.
X1:239 X2:480 Y1:488 Y2:527 Shut the fuck up.
X1:184 X2:535 Y1:456 Y2:522 I wanna see Porky, and I wanna see him now.
X1:137 X2:581 Y1:488 Y2:527 Get that piece of pigshit out here.
X1:176 X2:537 Y1:488 Y2:527 How was the pussy, boys?
X1:156 X2:563 Y1:456 Y2:527 - I want a piece of your fat ass. - Sure you do.
X1:110 X2:608 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Let's step outside. We don't wanna... - Play fair with me, fat man.
X1:158 X2:562 Y1:456 Y2:527 Mickey, I don't mind you being stupid, but this is crazy.
X1:253 X2:466 Y1:488 Y2:522 Get outta here.
X1:171 X2:547 Y1:456 Y2:522 - Dammit. The damn sheriff. - Hold it.
X1:300 X2:420 Y1:488 Y2:522 Hold it.
X1:144 X2:575 Y1:488 Y2:526 You better fuckin' freeze, buster.
X1:203 X2:515 Y1:488 Y2:527 What's goin' on, Pork?
X1:148 X2:571 Y1:456 Y2:527 I was givin' the place an enema, and this pile of shit...
X1:261 X2:457 Y1:488 Y2:527 Shut up, boy.
X1:262 X2:455 Y1:488 Y2:527 Just shut up.
X1:100 X2:617 Y1:456 Y2:527 Well, it looks like to me we got five Angel Beach assholes here.
X1:115 X2:603 Y1:488 Y2:526 Yes, sir. Five walkin', talkin' rectums.
X1:193 X2:525 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Where's your car, boy? - Right there.
X1:171 X2:547 Y1:456 Y2:522 - You from Seward County? - Yeah.
X1:128 X2:592 Y1:488 Y2:527 I don't know about Seward County,
X1:116 X2:602 Y1:456 Y2:527 but we got laws here about drivin' with busted headlights.
X1:142 X2:577 Y1:456 Y2:527 - I don't have a busted headlight. - Don't have a busted headlight?
X1:315 X2:401 Y1:488 Y2:522 Shit.
X1:185 X2:534 Y1:454 Y2:527 Now that's a $35 fine, 35 bucks or a night in jail.
X1:222 X2:496 Y1:488 Y2:527 Shit. I got 15 bucks.
X1:149 X2:569 Y1:456 Y2:527 - I got five. - You got five, you got 15, huh?
X1:227 X2:492 Y1:456 Y2:527 - I got 12. - I think I got three.
X1:273 X2:444 Y1:488 Y2:522 Watch this.
X1:267 X2:450 Y1:488 Y2:522 Goddammit.
X1:090 X2:628 Y1:456 Y2:527 You got a busted taillight, too. That's 20 more dollars. Can you cover it?
X1:132 X2:587 Y1:456 Y2:527 - I got ten. - Give it to me. Gimme all you got.
X1:093 X2:624 Y1:456 Y2:527 I guess I can show leniency for first offenders. Whaddaya say, Pork?
X1:123 X2:596 Y1:488 Y2:527 Shall I give these nice lads a break?
X1:134 X2:585 Y1:456 Y2:527 They seem like a nice bunch of clean-cut Angel Beach pussies.
X1:101 X2:616 Y1:488 Y2:527 A little smelly... Yeah, give 'em a break.
X1:060 X2:658 Y1:456 Y2:527 You heard the man. You get your candy asses back to Seward County, and keep 'em there.
X1:175 X2:543 Y1:488 Y2:527 This here's a man's county.
X1:092 X2:627 Y1:488 Y2:527 Go on, get the fuck out. Go on. Come on.
X1:227 X2:492 Y1:488 Y2:527 Go on. Here we go.
X1:120 X2:598 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Here we go. Go on home now. - I don't think they'll be comin' back.
X1:215 X2:505 Y1:488 Y2:527 Let's get back inside.
X1:076 X2:642 Y1:488 Y2:527 Worst thing is, you guys are out 100 bucks.
X1:103 X2:615 Y1:456 Y2:522 - This is the kind of thing you write off. - Here.
X1:235 X2:483 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Again? - I got it last time.
X1:076 X2:642 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Mick, I'm telling you, they're bad mothers. - I'm goin' back to get that pig.
X1:228 X2:490 Y1:456 Y2:526 - Yeah, right, Mick! - Yeah, Meat.
X1:203 X2:516 Y1:488 Y2:527 Mickey, are you crazy?
X1:178 X2:540 Y1:456 Y2:527 - What are you, a big man? - Forget it, OK? We lost.
X1:091 X2:627 Y1:456 Y2:527 What do you think this is? What are you, a tough guy or somethin'?
X1:249 X2:470 Y1:456 Y2:526 - Evenin', boys. - Hello, Ted.
X1:091 X2:627 Y1:456 Y2:527 You don't look too terrific, little brother. I hear you tried to butt heads with Porky.
X1:078 X2:641 Y1:456 Y2:527 - I'd have whipped him without that sheriff. - That scumbag sheriff sided with Porky.
X1:075 X2:643 Y1:456 Y2:522 - That "scumbag sheriff" is Porky's brother. - What?
X1:251 X2:467 Y1:456 Y2:522 - Shit. - Unbelievable.
X1:120 X2:599 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Now, just where were you headed? - Back to Porky's.
X1:148 X2:569 Y1:456 Y2:527 Well, if he kicks your ass again, then what are you gonna do?
X1:118 X2:602 Y1:488 Y2:527 I'll go back, and just keep goin' back.
X1:181 X2:537 Y1:456 Y2:527 This guy's dangerous. He's playin' with you now,
X1:150 X2:568 Y1:456 Y2:527 but he's gonna get tired of you, then he's gonna hurt you bad.
X1:074 X2:643 Y1:488 Y2:527 Am I gonna have to take you home myself?
X1:190 X2:528 Y1:488 Y2:527 All right, I'm goin' home.
X1:288 X2:430 Y1:488 Y2:522 Redneck.
X1:115 X2:604 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Do you think he's really goin' back? - Runs in the family, I'm afraid.
X1:160 X2:558 Y1:456 Y2:527 - What's up? - He wanted to go after Porky.
X1:143 X2:574 Y1:488 Y2:527 Just hope he lives to outgrow it.
X1:108 X2:610 Y1:488 Y2:527 The girls are waiting, Miss Honeywell.
X1:246 X2:472 Y1:456 Y2:522 - How's Lassie? - Lassie's fine.
X1:139 X2:579 Y1:488 Y2:527 She's still a virgin, but she's fine.
X1:072 X2:647 Y1:456 Y2:527 You, on the other hand, are gonna be dead if you don't tell me why they call her Lassie.
X1:072 X2:647 Y1:456 Y2:527 Cavanaugh, you get wiped out by that trick every time. When are you gonna learn, son?
X1:175 X2:544 Y1:456 Y2:526 - Cavanaugh, off the floor. - It was an accident, Coach.
X1:072 X2:647 Y1:456 Y2:527 Bullshit. That was no accident. Off the floor, now. You're suspended indefinitely.
X1:092 X2:628 Y1:488 Y2:527 Nobody who plays like that plays for me.
X1:307 X2:410 Y1:488 Y2:522 Move.
X1:229 X2:489 Y1:488 Y2:527 You all right, son?
X1:309 X2:407 Y1:488 Y2:522 Yeah.
X1:181 X2:537 Y1:456 Y2:527 Anybody wanna go fly a kite with me tonight?
X1:104 X2:615 Y1:488 Y2:527 I think it's great weather for flyin' kites.
X1:141 X2:578 Y1:456 Y2:527 I wonder ifthere are any kites around here we can fly.
X1:199 X2:521 Y1:488 Y2:527 Hey, listen, Cavanaugh.
X1:188 X2:532 Y1:488 Y2:522 It's not "kites". It's "kike".
X1:266 X2:454 Y1:488 Y2:522 K-i-k-e. Kike.
X1:168 X2:548 Y1:456 Y2:527 You know, you're too stupid to even be a good bigot.
X1:112 X2:606 Y1:456 Y2:527 Behind the gym, Jew-boy, as soon as the coaches have gone. Jew-boy.
X1:261 X2:458 Y1:488 Y2:527 Suit yourself.
X1:289 X2:427 Y1:488 Y2:522 Asshole.
X1:185 X2:533 Y1:456 Y2:522 - Shit. This guy's a ringer. - Yeah.
X1:226 X2:493 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Get him, Tim. - Come on, Timmy.
X1:245 X2:475 Y1:488 Y2:526 Nice move, Tim.
X1:260 X2:458 Y1:488 Y2:526 Get him, Tim.
X1:241 X2:478 Y1:488 Y2:527 Get him, Timmy.
X1:312 X2:404 Y1:488 Y2:522 Jeez.
X1:163 X2:555 Y1:456 Y2:527 All right, Tim. That's enough. Knock it off. That's enough.
X1:164 X2:554 Y1:488 Y2:527 All right. lt's over. Let me go.
X1:204 X2:513 Y1:488 Y2:527 All right, shake hands.
X1:303 X2:416 Y1:488 Y2:522 Go on.
X1:122 X2:597 Y1:488 Y2:527 How did you learn to fight like that?
X1:107 X2:613 Y1:456 Y2:527 Listen, when you're Jewish, you either learn to fight or you take a lotta shit.
X1:100 X2:620 Y1:456 Y2:527 I don't like to take shit, so I learned how to box, and I studied a little jujitsu.
X1:132 X2:586 Y1:456 Y2:527 That Japanese stuff, right? How often have you had to use it?
X1:171 X2:547 Y1:488 Y2:526 Well, this was the first time.
X1:104 X2:614 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Were you sure you'd remember how? - Well, l was hopin'.
X1:066 X2:654 Y1:456 Y2:527 Look, Brian. Tim's our buddy, but you gotta understand, he's got problems.
X1:287 X2:432 Y1:488 Y2:522 I noticed.
X1:107 X2:612 Y1:456 Y2:527 It's easy for him to take it out on you, cos he thinks you're puttin' him down.
X1:227 X2:493 Y1:488 Y2:527 He's not a bad guy.
X1:270 X2:450 Y1:488 Y2:527 He's a prick.
X1:181 X2:538 Y1:456 Y2:522 - You're right. He's a prick. - He's a schmuck.
X1:263 X2:455 Y1:456 Y2:522 - What? - A schmuck.
X1:147 X2:571 Y1:488 Y2:527 That's Jewish for "prick", right?
X1:254 X2:465 Y1:456 Y2:526 - Yeah, sort of. - Yeah, well...
X1:073 X2:645 Y1:488 Y2:527 Anyway, even though he's a schmuck and...
X1:124 X2:594 Y1:456 Y2:527 We don't like everything he does, but he's still our buddy, you know?
X1:245 X2:474 Y1:488 Y2:522 I... I understand.
X1:083 X2:635 Y1:488 Y2:527 Well, listen, I gotta go. See you guys later.
X1:219 X2:500 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Take it easy, Brian. - So long, Brian.
X1:149 X2:570 Y1:488 Y2:527 This is great. I'm gonna get her.
X1:106 X2:613 Y1:488 Y2:527 This is great. It's great, Meat, it's great.
X1:245 X2:474 Y1:488 Y2:527 I know I got her.
X1:087 X2:631 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Wendy, hon, would you get that for me? - You got it.
X1:267 X2:451 Y1:456 Y2:522 - Deadbeats. - Hello. Hi.
X1:137 X2:583 Y1:456 Y2:527 I... I'm lookin' for a friend of mine. He's supposed to be there.
X1:179 X2:540 Y1:456 Y2:522 - What's his name? - His name's Michael Hunt.
X1:096 X2:622 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Mike. Mike, yes. - Mike Hunt? OK, just hang on a minute.
X1:229 X2:491 Y1:488 Y2:522 Is Mike Hunt here?
X1:229 X2:491 Y1:488 Y2:522 Is Mike Hunt here?
X1:157 X2:563 Y1:488 Y2:527 Has anybody seen Mike Hunt?
X1:154 X2:563 Y1:456 Y2:522 Practically everybody in town, from what I hear.
X1:132 X2:588 Y1:456 Y2:522 Hey, Frank, ask one of the carhops if Mike Hunt's outside.
X1:156 X2:561 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Telephone call for Mike Hunt. - I got her. I got her.
X1:151 X2:566 Y1:456 Y2:527 Is Mike Huntin the parking lot? Is Mike Huntin the parking lot?
X1:220 X2:500 Y1:488 Y2:527 Do you know Mike...
X1:289 X2:429 Y1:488 Y2:526 Oh, God!
X1:232 X2:487 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Pee Wee. - Got her, Tommy.
X1:169 X2:550 Y1:456 Y2:527 Pee Wee, I'm gonna get you. You little prick.
X1:191 X2:527 Y1:488 Y2:527 And I mean that literally.
X1:186 X2:532 Y1:456 Y2:527 What's wrong with Meat? I thought he didn't drink.
X1:129 X2:591 Y1:456 Y2:527 He doesn't. But he found out today he got turned down by Princeton.
X1:186 X2:533 Y1:488 Y2:522 Princeton sucks. It sucks.
X1:125 X2:592 Y1:456 Y2:527 I thought he had scholarship offers from 60 other colleges.
X1:137 X2:583 Y1:456 Y2:522 He does, but for some reason he had his heart set on Princeton.
X1:186 X2:533 Y1:488 Y2:522 This chilli tastes like shit.
X1:292 X2:427 Y1:488 Y2:526 Oh, shit.
X1:096 X2:623 Y1:456 Y2:522 Pee Wee, would you get me some sugar from the end of the counter?
X1:197 X2:521 Y1:488 Y2:527 That boy been drinkin'?
X1:104 X2:616 Y1:488 Y2:526 No, sir, Officer. Our friend is a diabetic.
X1:065 X2:654 Y1:488 Y2:527 Thank you for bringing Anthony some sugar.
X1:073 X2:646 Y1:456 Y2:527 How many cubes of sugar does your cousin require when he's had too much insulin?
X1:073 X2:646 Y1:456 Y2:527 Two cubes of sugar usually is enough to bring Anthony around.
X1:210 X2:509 Y1:488 Y2:526 Feel better now, huh?
X1:147 X2:571 Y1:456 Y2:522 Gee, I've never seen anybody drown in a bowl of chilli before.
X1:141 X2:580 Y1:456 Y2:522 Me neither. I wouldn't even know how to fill out the forms on that.
X1:186 X2:533 Y1:456 Y2:522 Yeah, you're right. It would be a lotta hassle.
X1:166 X2:554 Y1:488 Y2:527 I guess we'd better save him.
X1:186 X2:532 Y1:488 Y2:527 Yeah, I guess we'd better.
X1:064 X2:654 Y1:456 Y2:527 You know, I'm no doctor, but I could swear this youngster's inebriated.
X1:168 X2:550 Y1:456 Y2:522 - No, sir. He's not inebriated. - Not at all.
X1:126 X2:591 Y1:456 Y2:527 Well, now, if you guys say he's a diabetic, OK.
X1:109 X2:609 Y1:456 Y2:527 But if we find out he's drunk, we're gonna book you as accessories.
X1:103 X2:615 Y1:456 Y2:522 - He's bombed. - The son of a bitch does it all the time.
X1:070 X2:648 Y1:456 Y2:527 Officer. Excuse me, but I couldn't help but notice what's been happening here.
X1:129 X2:590 Y1:456 Y2:527 - And who are you? - Just a bystander. Brian Schwartz.
X1:112 X2:607 Y1:488 Y2:527 Now, I don't know if this is important,
X1:103 X2:614 Y1:456 Y2:527 but I overheard this poor fellow saying the reason he'd gotten drunk...
X1:116 X2:602 Y1:488 Y2:527 that his girlfriend broke up with him.
X1:086 X2:632 Y1:456 Y2:527 Now, tell me, gentlemen, wouldn't you be likely to toss down a few
X1:192 X2:526 Y1:456 Y2:527 if the woman you loved turned her back on you?
X1:106 X2:614 Y1:488 Y2:527 If my wife left me, I'd get drunk for joy.
X1:105 X2:612 Y1:456 Y2:527 All right. Get him outta here, and get him home.
X1:218 X2:500 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Now. - Thank you, Officer.
X1:295 X2:422 Y1:488 Y2:522 Will do.
X1:103 X2:616 Y1:456 Y2:527 - You're one smooth mother, Schwartz. - Well, you do what you can.
X1:266 X2:452 Y1:456 Y2:527 - It's Mickey. - Porky's.
X1:235 X2:485 Y1:488 Y2:527 Here we go again.
X1:285 X2:434 Y1:488 Y2:527 Holy shit.
X1:218 X2:501 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Did you whip him? - Hell, yes.
X1:134 X2:584 Y1:456 Y2:522 I used my face to break the son of a bitch's hand.
X1:147 X2:573 Y1:488 Y2:527 Pee Wee, you better go call Ted.
X1:206 X2:512 Y1:456 Y2:526 - I don't feel so good... - I hate to do this,
X1:087 X2:633 Y1:488 Y2:527 but I think we better get him to a hospital.
X1:155 X2:563 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Hospital. Hospital. - Mickey, where are you goin'?
X1:129 X2:589 Y1:456 Y2:527 I'm goin' home, you son of a bitch. Where d'you think?
X1:071 X2:649 Y1:488 Y2:527 Don't worry, old buddy. I learned my lesson.
X1:101 X2:616 Y1:488 Y2:527 We're gonna have to baby-sit with him.
X1:217 X2:502 Y1:488 Y2:527 That won't stop him.
X1:169 X2:550 Y1:456 Y2:526 - Did you see Timmy's face? - Yeah, we saw it.
X1:257 X2:462 Y1:488 Y2:526 Shorts, shirt...
X1:170 X2:549 Y1:456 Y2:527 You really worked him over, didn't you, Schwartz?
X1:116 X2:603 Y1:456 Y2:522 Hey, I didn't do that. I hardly touched his face. I couldn't have done that.
X1:199 X2:520 Y1:456 Y2:527 - No, you didn't do it. - Well, what happened?
X1:228 X2:490 Y1:456 Y2:527 - His old man. - His father? Why?
X1:137 X2:583 Y1:456 Y2:522 Cos he got into a fight with a Jew and he lost.
X1:078 X2:640 Y1:488 Y2:527 Coach, can I talk to you about Cavanaugh?
X1:081 X2:637 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Come on, Lynn. - Brackett, you know I don't go all the way.
X1:080 X2:638 Y1:456 Y2:527 Who said anythin' about goin' all the way? We're just gonna have a cup of coffee.
X1:221 X2:497 Y1:456 Y2:527 - No. No, no, no, no. - Come on, Lynn.
X1:193 X2:526 Y1:488 Y2:527 I'll tell you a little secret.
X1:144 X2:575 Y1:456 Y2:527 - How do you know that? - Miss Honeywell, do you mind?
X1:234 X2:485 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Do I mind what? - It's disgusting.
X1:141 X2:578 Y1:456 Y2:527 The two ofyou, squirming about like a pair of eels in heat.
X1:225 X2:493 Y1:456 Y2:522 - You're a disgrace. - Yeah?
X1:125 X2:592 Y1:456 Y2:527 Well, it beats waddlin' around like a frigid hippopotamus, Beulah.
X1:204 X2:513 Y1:488 Y2:527 What did you call me?
X1:166 X2:553 Y1:488 Y2:522 Beulah... Beulah Ballbreaker.
X1:107 X2:612 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Who do you think you're talking to? - Well, if l heard a hurdy-gurdy playin',
X1:174 X2:543 Y1:456 Y2:527 I'd think I was talkin' to the fat lady in the circus.
X1:082 X2:637 Y1:456 Y2:526 But Iguess Im talkin' to a ton of bad news named Beulah, Beulah, Beulah.
X1:142 X2:576 Y1:456 Y2:522 - Look, ladies, I don't think this... - You butt out.
X1:245 X2:474 Y1:488 Y2:527 Moral turpitude.
X1:236 X2:482 Y1:456 Y2:527 - What? - Moral turpitude.
X1:118 X2:602 Y1:488 Y2:527 Read your contract, Miss Honeywell.
X1:113 X2:606 Y1:488 Y2:527 l'll have you fired for moral turpitude.
X1:062 X2:656 Y1:456 Y2:527 You can take your moral turpitude and you can stick it up the old gazoo, Beulah.
X1:072 X2:647 Y1:456 Y2:526 - Gee, Lynn, I don't know. "Moral turpitude". - Oh, come on.
X1:248 X2:469 Y1:488 Y2:527 All right, Brian.
X1:148 X2:571 Y1:456 Y2:527 - I'll talk to Coach Goodenough. - I appreciate that.
X1:113 X2:606 Y1:456 Y2:527 But don't expect too much. Now, come on, we're late for practice.
X1:305 X2:412 Y1:488 Y2:522 Smell.
X1:258 X2:461 Y1:488 Y2:522 Smell that air.
X1:292 X2:427 Y1:488 Y2:527 Oh, boy.
X1:292 X2:427 Y1:488 Y2:527 Oh, boy.
X1:070 X2:649 Y1:488 Y2:527 The boys' locker room always turned me on.
X1:289 X2:430 Y1:456 Y2:522 - Really? - Yeah.
X1:297 X2:422 Y1:456 Y2:522 - Yeah? - Yeah.
X1:309 X2:407 Y1:488 Y2:522 Yeah.
X1:309 X2:407 Y1:488 Y2:522 Yeah.
X1:130 X2:589 Y1:456 Y2:527 I mean, it turns me on. It always has. I... I don't know why.
X1:096 X2:623 Y1:456 Y2:527 That's really interesting, Lynn, but why don't you give me a hand here?
X1:170 X2:548 Y1:456 Y2:527 It always turned me on, and I really don't know why.
X1:270 X2:448 Y1:488 Y2:522 Who cares?
X1:112 X2:607 Y1:488 Y2:527 I gotta know... I believe in frankness...
X1:161 X2:557 Y1:488 Y2:527 Why do they call you Lassie?
X1:312 X2:407 Y1:488 Y2:522 I... I...
X1:239 X2:480 Y1:488 Y2:522 I... don't... don't...
X1:215 X2:503 Y1:488 Y2:522 What in the world...?
X1:122 X2:597 Y1:488 Y2:527 Come on, Lynn. Time out. Time out.
X1:271 X2:448 Y1:488 Y2:527 Lynn. Lynn.
X1:145 X2:575 Y1:488 Y2:527 Be quiet! Be quiet, be quiet, be...
X1:247 X2:473 Y1:488 Y2:527 Please be quiet.
X1:276 X2:443 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Yes. - Why, yes.
X1:309 X2:409 Y1:456 Y2:522 - Yes. - Yes.
X1:309 X2:409 Y1:456 Y2:522 - Yes. - Yes.
X1:279 X2:439 Y1:456 Y2:522 - Yes. Yes. - Yes. Yes.
X1:279 X2:439 Y1:456 Y2:522 - Yes. Yes. - Yes.
X1:257 X2:461 Y1:488 Y2:522 Yes. Yes. Yes.
X1:309 X2:409 Y1:456 Y2:522 - No. - Yes.
X1:309 X2:409 Y1:456 Y2:522 - No. - Yes.
X1:244 X2:475 Y1:488 Y2:527 Oh, goddammit.
X1:313 X2:404 Y1:488 Y2:522 Now.
X1:316 X2:400 Y1:488 Y2:522 Gas.
X1:173 X2:545 Y1:456 Y2:522 Sorry I'm late, Coach, but I had a case of the runs.
X1:071 X2:648 Y1:456 Y2:527 Boy, it hurt like hell. You probably heard me all the way out here.
X1:226 X2:493 Y1:456 Y2:522 - Must be catching. - How's that?
X1:105 X2:611 Y1:456 Y2:527 I hope you haven't grown too attached to Angel Beach, Coach Brackett.
X1:251 X2:466 Y1:488 Y2:527 All right, boys.
X1:189 X2:530 Y1:456 Y2:522 - This is the best one yet. - What now?
X1:163 X2:553 Y1:456 Y2:527 All you need is a watermelon and two jelly doughnuts.
X1:135 X2:584 Y1:456 Y2:527 - I'm not takin' a shower with him. - Religious fanatics.
X1:118 X2:599 Y1:456 Y2:527 Hey, Mickey, how's it goin'? Listen, we're about to go on a beaver shoot.
X1:194 X2:524 Y1:456 Y2:527 - You wanna come? - Nah, I got things to do.
X1:080 X2:639 Y1:488 Y2:527 You're not thinkin' of goin' back out there?
X1:074 X2:645 Y1:488 Y2:527 Hell, no. They got some badasses out there.
X1:190 X2:528 Y1:456 Y2:527 Not to worry, gentlemen. Tupperelo's on the job.
X1:094 X2:626 Y1:488 Y2:527 If he goes there again, I'll work him over.
X1:151 X2:566 Y1:456 Y2:527 When I get through, he'll think Porky's his momma.
X1:151 X2:567 Y1:456 Y2:522 You'd be an idiot to mess with those shitkickers.
X1:137 X2:583 Y1:456 Y2:522 Hey, you guys. They're goin' in. Miss Walker's with 'em. Come on.
X1:223 X2:495 Y1:488 Y2:527 See you later, Mick.
X1:307 X2:410 Y1:488 Y2:527 Right.
X1:135 X2:583 Y1:488 Y2:522 Jesus Christ. It's the mother lode.
X1:157 X2:561 Y1:456 Y2:522 I've never seen so much wool. You could knit a sweater.
X1:080 X2:639 Y1:456 Y2:527 This has gotta be the biggest beaver shoot in the history of Florida.
X1:167 X2:552 Y1:456 Y2:527 Dammit. lt's Blubber McNeil. I can't see a thing, dammit.
X1:223 X2:495 Y1:488 Y2:527 Would ya be quiet?
X1:164 X2:554 Y1:488 Y2:527 They're startin' to leave. Shit.
X1:193 X2:525 Y1:456 Y2:526 - Hey, beat it, would ya? - But l'm missin' it, man.
X1:176 X2:541 Y1:456 Y2:527 Would ya shut up? And you stay on your side.
X1:150 X2:569 Y1:488 Y2:527 One, two, three, four, up, down.
X1:122 X2:596 Y1:488 Y2:527 And one, two, three, four, up, down.
X1:070 X2:648 Y1:488 Y2:527 Goddammit. Will you move it, you lard-ass?
X1:128 X2:591 Y1:456 Y2:526 - Sounds like a guy's voice. - Yeah, but where's it comin' from?
X1:119 X2:599 Y1:456 Y2:526 - Is that Tommy Turner? - Yeah, who is it? Who's back there?
X1:152 X2:568 Y1:488 Y2:527 Horny bastards. Get outta here.
X1:150 X2:568 Y1:456 Y2:527 Don't be alarmed, girls. This is your health department.
X1:098 X2:619 Y1:488 Y2:527 We're checking out unlicensed pussies.
X1:076 X2:642 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Please step forward and spread your legs. - What are you testin' for?
X1:132 X2:586 Y1:488 Y2:527 Originality, neatness and hygiene.
X1:104 X2:615 Y1:456 Y2:527 You'd better get outta here, otherwise you could get in big trouble.
X1:104 X2:615 Y1:456 Y2:527 If Pee Wee's with you, you better cover his eyes. He might get confused.
X1:134 X2:585 Y1:456 Y2:527 They're hot. These broads are hot. They want us to look.
X1:181 X2:538 Y1:456 Y2:527 - They're hot, I'm tellin' ya. - Well, they ain't leavin'.
X1:227 X2:490 Y1:488 Y2:526 Well, let's find out.
X1:187 X2:532 Y1:456 Y2:522 - What are they doin'? - Shit. One's comin' for it.
X1:193 X2:525 Y1:488 Y2:527 Shit. Bitch. Funny, huh?
X1:077 X2:640 Y1:488 Y2:527 All right, I'll give ya somethin' to play with.
X1:167 X2:551 Y1:488 Y2:527 Tommy, what are you doin'?
X1:070 X2:650 Y1:456 Y2:526 Here, chickie chickie. Good chickie. Here, chickie. Chickie chickie? Here, chickie.
X1:144 X2:574 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Here, chickie. - Wait a minute. I know that guy.
X1:178 X2:541 Y1:456 Y2:527 - What's... what's goin' on? - Tommy...
X1:102 X2:617 Y1:488 Y2:527 Hey, hold still, man. She's comin' for it.
X1:217 X2:500 Y1:488 Y2:527 Are you shittin' me?
X1:255 X2:463 Y1:488 Y2:522 She's droolin'.
X1:180 X2:539 Y1:456 Y2:527 Hi. I'm Paulie the Penis, and I just love to have fun.
X1:131 X2:588 Y1:456 Y2:527 Hold still, man. She's comin' for it. Oh, boy. She really wants it.
X1:243 X2:477 Y1:488 Y2:522 Here she comes.
X1:225 X2:494 Y1:488 Y2:527 She's almost got it.
X1:225 X2:494 Y1:488 Y2:527 She's almost got it.
X1:271 X2:448 Y1:488 Y2:527 She's got it.
X1:131 X2:588 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Oh, jeez. - I've got you now, Tommy Turner.
X1:118 X2:601 Y1:456 Y2:527 - And I'm taking you to the principal. - Man, this broad is really hot.
X1:212 X2:508 Y1:488 Y2:527 Hang in there, buddy.
X1:104 X2:615 Y1:456 Y2:527 Somebody get the principal, Mr Carter. Somebody get the principal.
X1:083 X2:636 Y1:456 Y2:527 Does this mean Tommy and Miss Balbricker are engaged?
X1:270 X2:448 Y1:488 Y2:522 Shit. Christ.
X1:106 X2:614 Y1:488 Y2:527 I know it's you, you little filthy pervert.
X1:279 X2:440 Y1:488 Y2:527 Now you...
X1:315 X2:401 Y1:488 Y2:522 Shit.
X1:281 X2:437 Y1:488 Y2:522 You freak.
X1:200 X2:518 Y1:488 Y2:527 You filthy little pervert.
X1:204 X2:516 Y1:488 Y2:527 I can hear you in there.
X1:179 X2:539 Y1:488 Y2:527 You dirty little degenerate.
X1:248 X2:471 Y1:488 Y2:526 Now, Mr Carter,
X1:110 X2:609 Y1:488 Y2:527 I know this is completely unorthodox,
X1:156 X2:563 Y1:456 Y2:527 but I think this is the only way to find that boy.
X1:133 X2:586 Y1:456 Y2:527 Now, that penis had a mole on it. I'd recognise that penis anywhere.
X1:092 X2:625 Y1:456 Y2:522 In spite of the juvenile snickers of some, this is a serious matter.
X1:138 X2:582 Y1:456 Y2:527 That... that seducer and despoiler must be stopped.
X1:181 X2:539 Y1:488 Y2:527 He's extremely dangerous.
X1:087 X2:630 Y1:456 Y2:527 And, Mr Carter, I'm certain that everyone in this room knows who that is.
X1:093 X2:627 Y1:488 Y2:527 He's a contemptible little pervert who's...
X1:236 X2:483 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Miss Balbricker. - Well, I'm sorry.
X1:084 X2:635 Y1:456 Y2:527 But I've got him now, and I'm not going to let him slip through my fingers again.
X1:137 X2:581 Y1:456 Y2:527 All I'm asking is that you give me five boys for a few minutes.
X1:070 X2:649 Y1:456 Y2:527 The coaches can be present. Tommy Turner, and any four boys you see fit to choose.
X1:238 X2:479 Y1:488 Y2:522 And we... and we
X1:158 X2:560 Y1:456 Y2:522 can put a stop to this menace, and it is a menace.
X1:101 X2:616 Y1:488 Y2:527 Well? What are you gonna do about it?
X1:160 X2:559 Y1:488 Y2:527 Five young boys in the nude?
X1:135 X2:583 Y1:456 Y2:527 A police line-up so that you can identify his tallywhacker.
X1:069 X2:651 Y1:488 Y2:527 Please, please, can we call it a tallywhacker?
X1:173 X2:546 Y1:488 Y2:527 "Penis" is so person... per...
X1:203 X2:516 Y1:488 Y2:527 "Penis" is so personal.
X1:095 X2:622 Y1:456 Y2:522 Well, we can put hoods over their heads to avoid embarrassment.
X1:141 X2:579 Y1:488 Y2:527 Now, listen. We have got to do it,
X1:213 X2:505 Y1:488 Y2:522 as distasteful as it is.
X1:251 X2:469 Y1:488 Y2:522 I know it's him.
X1:128 X2:591 Y1:488 Y2:527 That tallywhacker had a mole on it,
X1:165 X2:554 Y1:488 Y2:527 and that mole is the key to it.
X1:152 X2:566 Y1:456 Y2:527 Miss Balbricker, do you realise the difficulty of your request?
X1:115 X2:602 Y1:456 Y2:527 Now, I would be very happy to... to apprehend the young man myself,
X1:133 X2:586 Y1:456 Y2:527 but imagine what the Board of Education would say
X1:109 X2:608 Y1:456 Y2:527 if you were granted a line-up in order to examine their private pa... pa... pa...
X1:219 X2:499 Y1:488 Y2:522 their... their... their...
X1:233 X2:485 Y1:488 Y2:527 their private parts
X1:182 X2:536 Y1:488 Y2:527 for an incriminating mole.
X1:247 X2:472 Y1:488 Y2:526 But, Mr Carter...
X1:279 X2:441 Y1:488 Y2:522 Mr Carter?
X1:156 X2:564 Y1:488 Y2:527 I think I have a way out of this.
X1:117 X2:600 Y1:456 Y2:522 We call the police, and we have 'em send over one of their sketch artists.
X1:074 X2:644 Y1:488 Y2:527 And Miss Balbricker can give a description.
X1:142 X2:576 Y1:456 Y2:522 We can put up "Wanted" posters all over school.
X1:172 X2:547 Y1:488 Y2:527 "Have you seen this prick?"
X1:076 X2:643 Y1:488 Y2:527 "Report immediately to Beulah Balbricker".
X1:098 X2:621 Y1:456 Y2:527 "Do not attempt to apprehend this prick as it is armed and dangerous".
X1:083 X2:636 Y1:456 Y2:527 "It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School".
X1:152 X2:566 Y1:456 Y2:527 - There you are. Now let's do it. - All right.
X1:088 X2:630 Y1:456 Y2:522 - Hey, Timmy. Coach gonna let you play? - Yeah. I've been reinstated.
X1:194 X2:524 Y1:456 Y2:527 - That's great. - OK, guys. Hit the floor.
X1:076 X2:642 Y1:488 Y2:527 Yeah, Tim. Us little guys need our enforcer.
X1:141 X2:577 Y1:488 Y2:527 All right, Cavanaugh. Get with it.
X1:159 X2:560 Y1:488 Y2:527 # Anytime you're feelin' lonely
X1:169 X2:547 Y1:488 Y2:527 # Anytime you're feelin' blue
X1:141 X2:570 Y1:488 Y2:527 # Anytime you feel downhearted
X1:208 X2:510 Y1:456 Y2:522 - What's that, Wendy? - It's a shit detector.
X1:123 X2:596 Y1:456 Y2:522 - That's the oldest joke in the world. - I know.
X1:292 X2:428 Y1:488 Y2:522 I liked it.
X1:209 X2:509 Y1:456 Y2:522 - So, where's Mickey? - Meat's with him.
X1:249 X2:471 Y1:488 Y2:522 I don't think so.
X1:172 X2:548 Y1:488 Y2:527 Hey, Meat. Where's Mickey?
X1:103 X2:617 Y1:488 Y2:527 I don't know, man. He gave me the slip.
X1:197 X2:522 Y1:456 Y2:522 - Shall we go out there? - It's too late now.
X1:321 X2:396 Y1:488 Y2:522 OK.
X1:091 X2:627 Y1:488 Y2:527 Come on, Jew-boy. Hey, watch it, buddy.
X1:181 X2:536 Y1:488 Y2:527 # Louie, Hymie, Abie, Sam
X1:139 X2:577 Y1:488 Y2:527 # We're the boys who eat no ham
X1:078 X2:640 Y1:488 Y2:527 You really get a kick out of this, don't you?
X1:172 X2:544 Y1:456 Y2:527 You got a big Jew mouth, just like your big Jew nose.
X1:069 X2:649 Y1:456 Y2:527 You're a big man when you're kickin' the ass outta kids with that sneaky Jap stuff.
X1:066 X2:652 Y1:456 Y2:527 Well, come on, boy. Why don't you try some of that shit on me? Come on, Jew-boy.
X1:245 X2:474 Y1:456 Y2:522 - Get outta here. - What?
X1:130 X2:589 Y1:456 Y2:527 - You heard what I said. - Well, who are you talkin' to, boy?
X1:077 X2:642 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Trash. Pure trash. - Now, son, that's no way to talk to your pa.
X1:168 X2:549 Y1:456 Y2:527 You know, I wish you wouldn't have said that,
X1:095 X2:622 Y1:456 Y2:527 cos you don't know how humiliatin' it is to have anybody know you're my pa.
X1:216 X2:501 Y1:488 Y2:527 Just stay out of this.
X1:182 X2:537 Y1:488 Y2:527 Make sure you're finished,
X1:101 X2:618 Y1:456 Y2:527 cos this is the last time you ever lay a hand on me again, you son of a bitch.
X1:148 X2:570 Y1:488 Y2:527 All right, what's going on here?
X1:128 X2:592 Y1:488 Y2:527 Now, you got any more smart talk?
X1:084 X2:633 Y1:456 Y2:527 All right, Mr Cavanaugh. I think we can get you one to three for felonious assault.
X1:174 X2:544 Y1:456 Y2:522 Meanwhile, I'll be glad to finish this offthe record.
X1:093 X2:627 Y1:488 Y2:522 No. Just let him be. I'm not afraid of him.
X1:148 X2:572 Y1:456 Y2:527 I'm not afraid ofyou. If you ever come near me again,
X1:184 X2:536 Y1:488 Y2:527 I swear to God I'll kill you.
X1:147 X2:572 Y1:456 Y2:527 Looks like I'm gonna make a man out ofyou yet, boy.
X1:295 X2:423 Y1:488 Y2:522 A man?
X1:087 X2:632 Y1:456 Y2:527 If being a man means being what you are, I'd rather be queer.
X1:105 X2:614 Y1:456 Y2:527 I'm havin' you put under a peace bond, Mr Cavanaugh.
X1:156 X2:563 Y1:456 Y2:527 You come near this boy again, I'll have you arrested.
X1:116 X2:603 Y1:456 Y2:526 - I'll see you again. - I'll be lookin' forward to that, Slime.
X1:160 X2:558 Y1:456 Y2:527 OK, it's over. Come on, let's get on back to the dance.
X1:148 X2:570 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Well, what are you waitin' for? - Are you OK?
X1:175 X2:544 Y1:488 Y2:527 Yeah, I think I'll be all right.
X1:098 X2:621 Y1:456 Y2:527 Look, you know you're welcome to stay with Tommy or I as long as you like.
X1:230 X2:489 Y1:456 Y2:527 - All right. Thanks. - Why don't you...
X1:089 X2:630 Y1:456 Y2:527 OK, girls. If you're gonna kiss each other, let's get it over with.
X1:191 X2:528 Y1:456 Y2:527 Otherwise let's get on back to the dance, right?
X1:307 X2:410 Y1:488 Y2:527 Right.
X1:112 X2:608 Y1:456 Y2:527 If Ted hadn't stepped in, I'd have taught that sucker a new one.
X1:065 X2:655 Y1:488 Y2:527 I wonder if he realises just how lucky he was.
X1:086 X2:633 Y1:488 Y2:526 Now, wait a minute. Just wait one minute.
X1:189 X2:530 Y1:488 Y2:527 Something's wrong here.
X1:240 X2:479 Y1:488 Y2:522 I know what it is.
X1:201 X2:518 Y1:488 Y2:527 If we could just... Yeah.
X1:101 X2:618 Y1:456 Y2:527 - That satisfies my sense of proportion. - Man is not known by inches alone.
X1:185 X2:532 Y1:456 Y2:527 I got somethin' to satisfy your sense of proportion.
X1:245 X2:474 Y1:488 Y2:527 I'm sure you do.
X1:068 X2:649 Y1:488 Y2:527 What the hell is this tonight, Looney Tunes?
X1:297 X2:420 Y1:488 Y2:527 Mickey.
X1:217 X2:502 Y1:488 Y2:522 You should see him.
X1:203 X2:516 Y1:488 Y2:527 I messed him up good.
X1:144 X2:574 Y1:456 Y2:527 - I got the pig's tooth. - Come on, step aside. Look out.
X1:138 X2:581 Y1:456 Y2:527 I think he's got some broken ribs, maybe a collapsed lung.
X1:196 X2:524 Y1:488 Y2:527 Billy, get an ambulance.
X1:116 X2:604 Y1:488 Y2:526 No, don't move him, don't move him.
X1:111 X2:607 Y1:456 Y2:527 Take off his sweater and put it behind his head. Real slow.
X1:180 X2:538 Y1:456 Y2:527 - See you guys. - Hey, Ted, we're goin' too.
X1:152 X2:568 Y1:456 Y2:527 No, you're not. It's bad enough, us goin' outta jurisdiction,
X1:155 X2:562 Y1:456 Y2:527 without a charge of contributin' to delinquency.
X1:224 X2:495 Y1:456 Y2:526 - But we... - No buts, Pee Wee.
X1:073 X2:646 Y1:488 Y2:527 I don't want to see any of you guys get hurt.
X1:126 X2:593 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Nobody has to get hurt. - What are you talkin' about, Brian?
X1:098 X2:622 Y1:456 Y2:527 Nobody has to get hurt, and your career doesn't have to be in jeopardy.
X1:127 X2:590 Y1:456 Y2:527 Well, I'm all for that. What have you got in mind, Brian?
X1:087 X2:632 Y1:456 Y2:527 - It doesn't have to happen tonight, right? - No, it doesn't have to be done tonight.
X1:119 X2:598 Y1:456 Y2:526 Good. Look, let me talk to you alone for a second, OK?
X1:321 X2:396 Y1:488 Y2:522 OK.
X1:167 X2:551 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Count me in. - You could get fired, Coach.
X1:149 X2:568 Y1:456 Y2:522 Are you kiddin'? I gotta be the worst coach that ever lived.
X1:085 X2:633 Y1:456 Y2:527 I'm long gone after this semester anyway. And don't call me "Coach" any more.
X1:103 X2:615 Y1:488 Y2:527 Call me Roy. I'm only 23, for chrissake.
X1:084 X2:635 Y1:456 Y2:527 - You look much older. - Turner, why don't you go sit on a snake?
X1:097 X2:622 Y1:456 Y2:527 You see that right there? Porky gave me that about six years ago.
X1:093 X2:627 Y1:456 Y2:522 I've always wanted a shot at that mother. I'd like to feed him his nuts for lunch.
X1:113 X2:605 Y1:456 Y2:527 Brian's got somethin'. Be at his place four o'clock Sunday, all right?
X1:213 X2:506 Y1:456 Y2:527 - What we gonna do? - Just sit tight.
X1:063 X2:654 Y1:488 Y2:527 We're gonna give Porky a night to remember.
X1:135 X2:584 Y1:456 Y2:522 - Hey, Brian, where are you goin'? - To do some reconnaissance.
X1:184 X2:535 Y1:488 Y2:527 Hey, Brian. Wait a minute.
X1:162 X2:556 Y1:456 Y2:526 Look, when we go to Porky's, do me a favour, OK?
X1:112 X2:606 Y1:456 Y2:527 Don't tell him your name is Schwartz. Those guys are prejudiced out there.
X1:289 X2:429 Y1:488 Y2:527 All right.
X1:112 X2:605 Y1:488 Y2:527 What about Paddy Aloysius O'Brien?
X1:072 X2:647 Y1:488 Y2:527 Nah, too Jewish. Let's not take any chances.
X1:116 X2:602 Y1:488 Y2:527 All right. What about Sean Mulcahy?
X1:254 X2:464 Y1:488 Y2:522 Wait a minute.
X1:282 X2:437 Y1:488 Y2:522 Go ahead.
X1:162 X2:556 Y1:456 Y2:527 OK, thanks. We're just waitin' for the guys from the bridge.
X1:292 X2:427 Y1:488 Y2:526 Oh, shit.
X1:284 X2:434 Y1:488 Y2:522 Come on.
X1:222 X2:498 Y1:488 Y2:527 Billy. Billy. Tommy.
X1:167 X2:552 Y1:488 Y2:527 OK, I gotta go relieve Coach.
X1:120 X2:599 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Everything go all right? - Like a precision drill team. Thanks.
X1:183 X2:534 Y1:456 Y2:527 Well... Good luck, kiddo. I'll have everything ready.
X1:156 X2:563 Y1:488 Y2:527 Get ready for Jarvis's revenge.
X1:170 X2:548 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Hey, man, this better work. - Don't worry.
X1:275 X2:436 Y1:488 Y2:522 There it is.
X1:257 X2:462 Y1:488 Y2:527 They're ready.
X1:206 X2:513 Y1:456 Y2:522 - What do we do now? - Wait.
X1:172 X2:546 Y1:488 Y2:527 All we gotta do now is wait.
X1:276 X2:443 Y1:488 Y2:527 Billy. Billy.
X1:176 X2:543 Y1:488 Y2:527 Billy loves those bird calls.
X1:086 X2:631 Y1:456 Y2:527 All right. Now, If there's any sign of guns, don't bother hookin' this up.
X1:122 X2:596 Y1:456 Y2:527 - We're gettin' the hell out, all right? - Billy, be careful.
X1:165 X2:553 Y1:456 Y2:522 You'll never get one to fit me out of that rubber machine.
X1:130 X2:587 Y1:488 Y2:522 What's that? What the hell is that?
X1:178 X2:540 Y1:456 Y2:527 - I wanna see Porky. - Who wants to see Porky?
X1:065 X2:654 Y1:488 Y2:527 Tell him the boys from Angel Beach are here.
X1:118 X2:601 Y1:456 Y2:527 Tell him to bring the best he's got and meet us in the parking lot - now.
X1:262 X2:456 Y1:488 Y2:522 Jesus Christ.
X1:185 X2:534 Y1:488 Y2:527 Hey! Do you believe that?
X1:115 X2:602 Y1:488 Y2:527 Wait a minute, wait a minute. Porky?
X1:115 X2:603 Y1:488 Y2:527 The boys from Angel Beach are here.
X1:108 X2:610 Y1:456 Y2:527 All right, now. Remember - any sign of guns and we're gone, OK?
X1:287 X2:431 Y1:488 Y2:527 Yo. Billy.
X1:113 X2:605 Y1:456 Y2:527 Where are these little virgins that think they've reached manhood?
X1:147 X2:571 Y1:488 Y2:527 You wanna tangle ass with me?
X1:124 X2:594 Y1:456 Y2:527 Come up here, you sawed-off punk. I'll educate ya.
X1:177 X2:541 Y1:456 Y2:527 I'll wrap this right around your damn neck. Come on.
X1:104 X2:615 Y1:456 Y2:527 Boy oh boy, Porky, we're really scared. I guess we'd better go now.
X1:196 X2:522 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Get your ass on home. - I hope shit floats.
X1:120 X2:597 Y1:456 Y2:527 You'll float if I catch you here again, you little shit.
X1:184 X2:533 Y1:488 Y2:527 What are they up to now?
X1:125 X2:593 Y1:488 Y2:527 All right. Grab everything that kills.
X1:132 X2:588 Y1:488 Y2:527 I'm gonna kill em', the dumb shits.
X1:188 X2:531 Y1:488 Y2:527 I got splinters in my butt.
X1:292 X2:427 Y1:488 Y2:527 Let's go.
X1:108 X2:611 Y1:456 Y2:522 Don't you son of a bitches know the difference between drive and reverse?
X1:172 X2:546 Y1:456 Y2:522 - I did have it in drive, boss. - Get us outta here.
X1:288 X2:431 Y1:488 Y2:527 It's gone.
X1:246 X2:474 Y1:488 Y2:527 Porky's is gone.
X1:138 X2:581 Y1:456 Y2:527 You're dead, you sons of bitches. I'm gonna get you.
X1:105 X2:615 Y1:488 Y2:527 I'm gonna kill you with my bare hands.
X1:174 X2:545 Y1:488 Y2:527 Get that Pigmobile up here.
X1:080 X2:639 Y1:488 Y2:527 I'm gonna break your fuckin' necks myself.
X1:248 X2:470 Y1:488 Y2:522 Get their asses.
X1:135 X2:584 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Shit. - Come on, forget it. We're leavin'.
X1:198 X2:520 Y1:488 Y2:522 We're leavin'. Come on.
X1:096 X2:622 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Did you check that car out? - Ain't nothin' wrong with this car, boss.
X1:092 X2:626 Y1:488 Y2:527 "Ain't nothin' wrong with this car, boss".
X1:229 X2:490 Y1:488 Y2:527 Let's go. Come on.
X1:114 X2:604 Y1:488 Y2:527 Come on, fellas. Come on. Step on it.
X1:276 X2:443 Y1:488 Y2:522 Pork. Pork.
X1:228 X2:490 Y1:488 Y2:527 Come on. Let's go.
X1:118 X2:599 Y1:456 Y2:527 Where the hell were you? See what those kids did to my club?
X1:224 X2:496 Y1:488 Y2:527 Hit that pig whistle.
X1:081 X2:638 Y1:488 Y2:527 Come on, Billy, let's go. We're gonna do it.
X1:112 X2:606 Y1:488 Y2:527 Come on, Billy. They're gainin' on us.
X1:220 X2:498 Y1:456 Y2:527 - All right. - Come on. Let's go.
X1:199 X2:519 Y1:456 Y2:527 There's the county line, goddammit. Step on it.
X1:214 X2:504 Y1:488 Y2:527 We're gonna make it.
X1:090 X2:628 Y1:456 Y2:527 I want those little nosy mothers arrested, and I mean like right now.
X1:183 X2:536 Y1:456 Y2:527 - They destroyed my club. - How'd they do that?
X1:092 X2:627 Y1:456 Y2:522 - They've been comin' in there for weeks. - Which ones?
X1:072 X2:646 Y1:456 Y2:527 - This one, and that little bastard back there. - All right, Mickey.
X1:098 X2:621 Y1:456 Y2:527 - This 16-year-old, and this 17-year-old? - They've been comin' in before.
X1:149 X2:569 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Especially that little son of a... - We may have made a mistake.
X1:166 X2:552 Y1:456 Y2:527 - What are you talkin' about? - They're youngsters.
X1:068 X2:650 Y1:456 Y2:527 Those boys just destroyed my station house and two of my cars.
X1:072 X2:646 Y1:456 Y2:527 I want them booked on felony charges, destruction of private property, and assault.
X1:232 X2:486 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Hold on... - Hold on, my ass.
X1:120 X2:599 Y1:456 Y2:527 You're in my county now. I wonder what I could book you for?
X1:280 X2:439 Y1:488 Y2:522 Let's see...
X1:239 X2:480 Y1:488 Y2:526 Get him, brother.
X1:127 X2:592 Y1:456 Y2:527 Broken headlight. That's a $50 fine in Seward County.
X1:222 X2:497 Y1:488 Y2:527 I got that right here.
X1:305 X2:413 Y1:488 Y2:522 Damn.
X1:179 X2:541 Y1:488 Y2:527 Blown tyre. That's too bad.
X1:127 X2:593 Y1:488 Y2:522 Broken radiator. This car is a mess.
X1:189 X2:529 Y1:456 Y2:522 - Aw, shit. - Broken hood ornament.
X1:125 X2:593 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Any questions? - All right, how much do you want?
X1:087 X2:632 Y1:456 Y2:527 I'll let you off on the promise that you get your fat ass back across that county line,
X1:069 X2:648 Y1:456 Y2:527 and the promise from your brother that what occurred tonight will be forgotten.
X1:125 X2:594 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Why don't you stick it up your... - Promise. For chrissakes, promise.
X1:116 X2:602 Y1:456 Y2:522 - I promise to shove my foot up his... - Promise him.
X1:127 X2:591 Y1:456 Y2:527 Promise him, you asshole, or you'll be back shovellin' pigshit.
X1:238 X2:481 Y1:456 Y2:527 - I promise. - I can't hear you.
X1:156 X2:564 Y1:488 Y2:527 I said I promise, you motherf...
X1:283 X2:437 Y1:488 Y2:527 I promise.
X1:102 X2:617 Y1:488 Y2:527 Now get this car out of Seward County.
X1:149 X2:568 Y1:456 Y2:527 You've blown away our engine, we got one flat tyre. How?
X1:123 X2:594 Y1:456 Y2:527 Just put a little weight behind it. l'm sure you boys can manage that.
X1:109 X2:610 Y1:456 Y2:527 OK, you guys. Get your shoulders behind this thing. Let's get outta here.
X1:256 X2:463 Y1:488 Y2:527 Hey, listen up.
X1:104 X2:616 Y1:488 Y2:527 It's Tommy and Brian. Let's go get 'em.
X1:161 X2:557 Y1:456 Y2:527 - What a perfect ending, huh? - Yeah, perfect!
X1:194 X2:525 Y1:456 Y2:526 - What's with him? - Take care of that, Mick.
X1:132 X2:585 Y1:488 Y2:527 What's wrong with you, Pee Wee?
X1:082 X2:636 Y1:456 Y2:527 We just blew up Porky's. That was my last chance. Now l'm never gonna get laid.
X1:080 X2:639 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Oh, no, you... Wendy. Wendy. Come here. - No, Tommy. Don't make me.
X1:139 X2:579 Y1:456 Y2:527 Yeah. You said if we pulled it off, you'd break Pee Wee's cherry.
X1:112 X2:606 Y1:456 Y2:527 - A bet's a bet. Now you gotta pay off. - I shoulda gotten better odds.
X1:063 X2:656 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Whaddaya mean, "break Pee Wee's cherry"? - You wanna get laid or not?
X1:080 X2:639 Y1:456 Y2:527 - If you're not cherry, you don't get Wendy. - I'm cherry.
X1:166 X2:552 Y1:456 Y2:527 You could put me on top of a banana split, I'm so cherry.
X1:307 X2:408 Y1:488 Y2:522 Well?
X1:170 X2:548 Y1:488 Y2:527 Well... Oh, all right, all right.
X1:129 X2:589 Y1:488 Y2:527 Just... just don't tell anybody, OK?
X1:086 X2:632 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Hey, don't worry. It'll only take a minute. - All right, Pee Wee.
X1:224 X2:495 Y1:488 Y2:522 Pee Wee. You idiot.
X1:201 X2:517 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Here he comes. - Hey, it's Ready Eddie.
X1:213 X2:505 Y1:488 Y2:526 What now, Pee Wee?
X1:240 X2:479 Y1:456 Y2:527 - I need a rubber. - Didn't I tell ya?
X1:132 X2:586 Y1:456 Y2:522 - Do you believe this? - You have to do this with a little...
X1:122 X2:597 Y1:488 Y2:526 The Ramses, curse of the Pharaohs.
X1:166 X2:553 Y1:456 Y2:527 Hey, Pee Wee. Hey, Pee Wee. It fits over your dick.
X1:275 X2:444 Y1:488 Y2:527 It's too big.
X1:066 X2:653 Y1:488 Y2:527 Pee Wee, we don't have any training rubbers.
X1:146 X2:572 Y1:456 Y2:527 - Pee Wee, tie a knot in this one. - I got ajunior size.
X1:107 X2:611 Y1:456 Y2:527 Hey, Pee Wee. Whaddaya think this is, the return desk at Macy's?
X1:251 X2:467 Y1:488 Y2:522 Shit. Shit. Shit.
X1:161 X2:559 Y1:488 Y2:527 I'd know that penis anywhere.
X1:246 X2:473 Y1:488 Y2:522 I saw it. I saw it.
X1:274 X2:444 Y1:488 Y2:522 Arrest him.
X1:159 X2:559 Y1:488 Y2:527 Arrest him. I can identify him.
X1:279 X2:439 Y1:488 Y2:527 Positively.
X1:312 X2:404 Y1:488 Y2:522 Jeez.
X1:137 X2:581 Y1:488 Y2:527 Vision text Subtitles: Paul Murray
X1:287 X2:430 Y1:488 Y2:522 ENGLlSH
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