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23.976 Happy endings are the best? Shit! I told you... I hated romantic comedies Yeah... A Jackie Chan flick|would've been better She wanted to see|this, huh? That girl... Tell her to just stay|in the theater forever Hey! Just spend the rest of|your life here, okay? - Yeah?|- What? Directed by Moh Jee-eun A PERFECT MATCH I'm gonna live happily|ever after America has too|many divorces I'll never divorce! I'll meet a nice girl|and have a happy marriage Hi, when will you finish? Shin Eun-gyung Jung Joon-ho I think I've seen you... My family is So Confucian that ever|since I was a kid Grandpa made me read|a lot of books on Confucianism Would you like to|hear some? Pardon? That's why I always have|it with me on paper Confucius says|I became learned at 10 self-aware at 30|unchangeable at 40 enlightened at 50 wise at 60|and desireless at 70 Knowing what you know and don't know is knowing What could he be like? Probably nothing great Let's go take a look Excuse me Think I can do well? Don't be too nervous Just be your natural self 30 minutes left Are you hurt? No, I'm okay Think there's|a right girl for me? Confucius said|sandals need a match, too Today... She'll be just your size So don't worry too much Confucius said that, too? Wait! Your face turns white|when you drink, right? Instead of coffee|have a drink with her, okay? But it's our first meet|and it's the daytime The girl you'll meet|is very nice But she likes to drink I see Let's hurry it up Sorry folks And about that Confucianism It's important|but not in front of the girl Well, I wish you luck Sir, you can do it! I can do it! Why isn't the elevator working? You're telling me My style is ruined for today How many calories|would six floors be? Anyway Hyo-jin She's got charlie horse again Cut her leg off Unbelievable Hi!|We're getting married! I love you honey! Hyo-jin, you've done it again Very Good! Because of my son's marriage I take him to Buddhist|mass every morning What's wrong|if he went on eight blind dates? He's handsome|and talented Regardless|don't count the last date Your son was|an hour late last time He hardly takes calls|so it's hard to fix a date And he's always late I'm sorry but|I can't cancel the last one You can't? Then I'll take|my business elsewhere Ouch, my head!|I give up Do as you like Then what other company|will you go to now? - Look here, Miss|- Min-ah! Your house is on fire! Ma'am We have a reason for setting 12 dates for our clients Can't you think of|those dates as helping him with|his karma? They say even a monk Without karma can't|be helped by Buddha - Hello? Mom?|- Are you Buddhist? Now I have someone|I can talk to Call that working? Then I'll see you later, sir Is she trying to set a date Or find one herself? Look at Hyo-jin Her guy has a PhD at KAIST|a nice family, and handsome Learn from her He looks slimy, huh? Pardon? Park Hyun-soo I thought I handed|all his files over to you He'll probably be late|or won't show up again Good luck, Hyo-jin It's out of my hands now Park Hyun-soo You have four dates left|so finish them in a month If you show up late|or not at all again I'm going to|you personally Don't forget about|your date at six tonight You're scary Hyo-jin So what did he say? He didn't answer|so I left a message Hello? Have you forgotten about|your date tonight? Where are you now? Are you alright? Park Hyun-soo|by any chance? Sir... you're supposed|to arrive on time and... Next time watch|how you dress Being well-dressed|for a date is polite Please hurry to your table I'll be going now Wait You have a long tail Bye - Wait|- Here you go What? Excuse me! Wait! You can't end|it this fast Did you ask to|see her again? Oh, right What was her number again? Hello? Hi, one sec What was her name again? Park Hyun-soo You have three dates left You said nice girls|are your type So what type is that? Park Hyun-soo Yes? What did I say? Oh right The nice type of girl|my mom likes, I think Anyway|how could you drink so slow? - Are you okay?|- Of course Try this and it'll work That's okay|it happens to me, too - I see|- But Your eyes I'm okay|it doesn't hurt No, your eyebrows No boyfriend, right? You seem like you don't No, I have a boyfriend Wanna see his picture? Hello? Yes, I'll be going in soon Bye And your name is Kim Hyo-jin, Kim Hyo-jin Right, Kim Hyo-jin So it was|Kim Hyo-jin Sorry, I can't remember things|I don't care about Hello?|where are you? Don't you have a nice guy|out of your clients? Don't disgrace my job I don't look at|my clients as men That's the ethics of my job Kim Hyo-jin is number one! Don't give me that|job ethics crap Just hurry And grab a nice guy|if there is one You only get to see|your man once a week He's not good for you A week is enough|and I like it that way What a career woman|we have here Then take care of him at least And listen to me carefully If people our age don't have|someone something's wrong You know|like if they're really ugly Or if something's really wrong|with their personality You bastard Anyway|are my eyebrows strange? Come to think of it|they are How come|they look like that? They look like|singles' eyebrows Really? Let's drink Anyway, this bowl is|really cute, huh? Look at you Envious?|Want the same? You're crazy Hyo-jin, come here Can a man and|woman be friends? That's nonsense It's impossible - But possible for us|- All thanks to you - Grateful, huh?|- Of course Very grateful Since you're not sexy We've been able to keep our frail friendship|for 20 years You picked on me ever|since primary school - Come here|- Look over there Gotcha! What in the heck? Look at your face People will think|you're an abused wife Don't worry I can cover it with my hair Hyo-jin, sure you'll be okay? Remember I said I'll marry|you if you don't by thirty So what now? Forget it! I won't marry|you if I'm single at sixty See you later! Hey, Hyo-jin wait Here Nice job! Wait Hello? Yeah What?|The air gun? Hello?|Hello? I got hung up on What's with the air gun? Who was it?|your man? No, it's Hae-in|and she was balling Why'd she want the air gun? Hey! It's past your bedtime|so where are you going now? Look at you Hey, I'm gonna tell your parents that you're running wild|with your dad's air gun! I'm gonna kill you Before you take action don't you need a drink first? How about karaoke? If you sing and drink You'll muster up|more courage Think so? Hae-in That's enough It's already the 27th time Bastard Rotten bastard Son of a bitch How could you betray me|for a one-month fling after we went out|for seven years? Hyo-jin In that movie Fanny Pink The odds are greater|for a woman over thirty To get hit by an atomic bomb|than to find a nice man You believe that? - One of our clients|- Be quiet, and listen to me! They're right Know why? Because... there isn't a nice guy|in this world Hyo-jin|how many bullets are there? One bullet maybe? One isn't enough That bastard has two hearts If not, then how could|he love two women? The sun's up Revenge or not|I'm sick of it Just tell him|to get married Are my eyebrows weird? Now that|you mention it, yes Gross They look like|singles' eyebrows Should I slash my wrists? Hae-in! What? Here's a present If you feel lonely or sad|use this tambourine And don't worry I'll introduce you|to a good guy Here Oh, I'm sorry Oh, I'm sorry What the hell? Hello One sec Have an eyebrow trimmer|by any chance? Trimmer? Here What? They look like singles' eyebrows? You're telepathic Hello Excuse me Lee Kang-hyun speaking Hello, sir|Yes Hello Hi Didn't forget|about tonight, right? Happy birthday! What is it? I'm less older by|the lunar calendar Who cares?|Just do it! By the lunar calendar! Okay! Hyo-jin, not meeting|your boyfriend today? He has a lot of work to do So he's coming over late You're lucky to have|a guy like him Who comes all the way|to Seoul every weekend But they say|people look worse in person So what are you gonna do? Gonna see a midnight movie? Perhaps Hyo-jin, you'll be|the first to get married Actually, I have something|to tell you all That you're getting married? I'm right, huh? Don't say that|it's my birthday today! I hate hearing|that the most! You guys have|misunderstood me I'm not getting married Because I hate dealing|with family customs In other words|marriage is business No one has married|because of real love A woman who doesn't want|to marry is selfish A guy who doesn't is a playboy That's society's prejudices If we get involved The number you have dialed|is no longer in service Please check the number|and try again Thanks for lunch Me, too I'll treat you all to|a great lunch one day Always promises I'm sick of it I'm serious|it'll be my treat Kim Hyo-in|your eyebrows look better Who is she? Isn't he that troublemaker|Park Hyun-soo? Are you serious? - Who is she?|- Know her? Girl friend? He looks|much better in person Oh my goodness Anyway|who's Kim Hyo-in? You're right|who's Kim Hyo-in? I told you|it was Kim Hyo-jin I know! I know! Relax, relax Breathe The phone, phone - I told you to eat one serving!|- 911! 911! 119! 119! Oh my god! Have a nice day Hello My name is Kim Hyo-jin Lee Kang-hyun speaking The revisions are done So tell them to|confirm quickly Sorry|it's a call from work Find it next to the file Can't find it? Where are you? What? The code seems|to be changed? The team leader was|supposed to do it He's really awesome He was the hunk of|our club in college Any man|who doesn't betray is fine But is it okay|for me to do this? It's only been seven days|since I broke up They say it|takes three times as long to forget everything What are you talking about? You dated him for 7 years|so you'll wait 21 years? Hurry so you can|have your revenge He's a man of few words handsome and well-versed Height? Sorak Mountain There was a heavy|rainfall warning Those great members Hyo-jin, you remember Yang-soo and|Yong-suk, right? Yong-suk is|at Samsung SDS now Yang-soo got married|and immigrated to Canada As I expected|that great guy Was as I expected Anyway... Anyway, we climbed up the mountain|with all that we had Then dark clouds with thunder|and rain suddenly appeared But we couldn't|give up halfway So we gave it all...|(I thought he was handsome) We got to reach the top So we finally reached the peak|(Long time ago... ) The peak! That's funny Wow, I didn't know you liked|mountains so much|(A man of few words?) That's right, you like to travel You should ask a favor from Hae-in|(Long time ago) If you take a trip|come to my office We have lots of discounts I will Thank you Then We listened to what|we cherished for ten years Ozzy Osborne's Good-bye to Romance Good-bye to Romance Ozzy Osborne He really is a man of few words|ruled the world at one point|(You're well-informed) The band was powerful without the use of effects Stage performance? It was awesome He cracked a chicken's neck|and the blood Marilyn Manson|can't compare They need to retire! Hae-in You probably know already Aren't we the rock generation? A rock artist's dictionary|was our bible When I memorized a page I ate it raw Back then|I ate a lot of paper I was a walking|rock dictionary Hae-in Wanna memorize it starting from A? Air Supply, ABBA|ACDC, Aerosmith Alan Parsons Project|Bad Company Black Sabbath|Beatles, Chicago Deep Purple, Pink Floyd How come you|look down lately? Sad that I'm getting|married in two days? Don't make me talk I'm about to fall apart Hyo-jin You're upset that|I'm marrying on your birthday, huh? Right? Right? Stop it! I'm already upset that|nothing's going right My leg's gonna rip Joon-ah|can I ask you something? This guy can't remember|this girl's name It's not once|but after seeing her twice So what kind of|person is he? Simply... that he's not|interested at all So what's he like? No, it's not me One of my clients keep|forgetting a girl's name I better introduce him|to someone else Lively like Meg Ryan|dignified like Annette Benning and unpredictable|like Nicole Kidman That's my type If possible|I'd really like a younger guy Guys around my age|are too worn out You should know Also, never a guy with|a B blood type I've been through|too many of those Mom, which type of girl|did you oppose? No girls whose last name|starts with vowels Mom, when are you gonna|pick me up? All creation is made of|Ying and Yang Everything has both attributes You need a Ying to|have a Yang And you need a Yang to|complement a Ying But since I went through|Chi training for a long time I'm filled with Ying So I need Yang's energy to|balance my Chi And to train more I don't care about|anything else I just... Need a man who can train|with me together A woman cop Who sees things long term Kids these days are impolite But a mother cop never compromises Okay? A nice girl A for personality A for family background A for assets A+ for looks Total score, 95 It's down again I knew this would happen Computer giving you|trouble, too? So how are your|meetings lately? As a matter of fact|I even have one today It's probably|too much for you If so, then tell me He was my client anyway I should take care of him Don't you agree? - Darn, I missed it again|- I'm sorry Is that you, Hyo-jin? Oh, hello How long has it been? Good to see you You've gotten very pretty What a coincidence Oh yeah, my card I think I've run out Do you work near here? Yes, at this marriage|service company You're a couples manager? I'll have a card somewhere My card is Wow, you're|a couples manager Where is... Why don't I have one|when I need it It's my card Call me later|I need to marry soon It's green Call me - Bye|- Good-Bye Call me for sure! Hello? What was her name again? Mr Park, next time... insert her name and|number in your phone And when you're done|you can check your phone If people eat|something sweet they feel better Eating sweet potato|cake with milk tea is delicious Which side is|the window to you? To my right It's my left for me So then? Check the memory|and trace it directly I'll go in and|check it quickly Okay Over here What are you doing there? Are you okay? Wipe it off with this - You have some here, too|- Here? A little more - There|- There You go first You shouldn't walk|ahead of people You should match|a woman's pace I'll give it a try So what were you|going to say? Oh right Well... What are you doing tomorrow? Tomorrow? yes My friend's wedding|is tomorrow You said you have|a boyfriend, right? Then you'll probably|go with him Pardon? Oh right To be honest One sec Hello? Hyo-jin! Hyo-jin! Hyo-jin! Come here, my buddy My buddy Hyo-jin, come here Come here Hyo-jin|what do you want? Just tell me I'll steal|everything for you This? Or do you want this? No? Damn it! Who put this here? I've been drinking Why? Because I feel great! Lady! Lady, you're so pretty! Where are your manners? Okay, okay But Lady When tomorrow comes|there's one less bachelor You're looking at|him right here! Hyo-jin! Hyo-jin|get your butt over here Hyo-jin|I can't get married Because... What's so great|about her daughter? My future son-in-law I mean mother-in-law She thinks|I'm no better than a dog Yeah, I'm a loser with no job But isn't|she being too harsh? Hyo-jin|I never told you, huh? That lady is fat as hell She's a pig Stop acting|unlike yourself Sober up and|Let's go home Your wedding is tomorrow Hyo-jin! What should I do? I should be|responsible for you Lady! I'm responsible for her! When she turns thirty|she's supposed to marry me Hyo-jin I can't get married I won't|I won't I can't leave you|alone and get married I'm gonna cancel it Think I'm kidding? Joon-ah I lied to you|about something What?|About what? Actually... I broke up|with my boyfriend What? That bastard! I'm positive|that you told He went to America last year He said this before he left You're great as a girlfriend but I'm not sure as a wife What could he mean by that? He was my first love though I liked not being ignored when I said I had a boyfriend But Joon-ah... I think|I like someone But he is... Someone|I have to set up I'm afraid to love and just wanna live like this I'll be okay Since I have a bad memory|I'll forget him soon Where am I? Hyo-jin, I'm cold Mister!|close the window Hyo-jin, I'm cold Joon-ah|what should I do? What should I do? Now for... the bride and groom's|walk down the lane Everyone please give them A warm round of applause May the walk begin! It's so childish He acts the way he looks How could he have the wedding|on Hyo-jin's birthday? You're right Looks as if the groom likes his mother-in-law more I'm not even good|to my folks So when I think|about my in-laws It fucking makes me sick Guys|I'm marrying an orphan You're right I hate family customs I'm marrying an orphan, too Congratulations|you look so pretty Hae-in Thank so much for|introducing me to him Look how pretty this ring is Jealous, huh? - Meeting your boyfriend later, huh?|- Please, eat dinner together Forget it You'll be much happier to spend|it with your man Let's leave them alone Don't worry I'll get you|a present later Must be happy, asshole Hey, can't you stop cursing? It's a ring! Is it fake? I'm so jealous He hasn't fixed|that habit yet? Think he can? She's gonna kill him|on their first night Let me try it on once It's so pretty Hi|you've reached Kim Hyo-jin No one's home now|so please leave a message You better! Hyo-jin It's your mom Did you eat seawood soup|for your birthday? Your father feels|much better now The air here is|really nice Tell her to get married|before I die Honey, it's her birthday|for goodness sakes Be quiet A dove forms groups Because it is faithful it loves first mate forever This white dove is a female The purple one is a male They are common couple Because the male gets in heat it kisses to the female passionately|and expresses passion A stranger approaches|to join them But the male drives him The reason why|the male beats its wings it wants to tread the female What happened to your hair? Well, nothing My goodness|Hyo-jin I can't believe it Park Hyun-soo! What are you|doing here so early? Have some coffee Here you go Thank you And for you Oh, thanks You were my client|before remember? Hi, I'm Song Min-ah Hi That's unfair of you You never visited|when you were my client - Must be very busy|- Yes... Hyo-jin I think your computer|is broken again You should check it Computer? Right Slimy picture, huh? My mother likes it though What's wrong with this thing? A machine doesn't lie Let me take|a look at it Engineers are so marvelous Why is this picture here? Hyo-jin, your boyfriend|is so handsome Getting married|next year, right? Has it been a year now? Hyo-jin is good at dating|and with her work She's so talented|at her job I always set others up|but when will I get married? His picture is better Let's see Isn't this too big|for protection? Goodness|what's this for? One moment Sorry I can't believe it Is it a real gun? - I think it is|- Let's see it Oh my|it's so frightening Since you've|signed up you'll go on 12 dates for a year We'll also include events|into your schedule I see you didn't|write down your type Let me be frank with you Please set me up with|Park Hyun-soo I know that|he's a client here And please don't tell him Please set it up|as quickly as today Today? I'm sorry|it's a call from work Lee Kang-hyun speaking Yes, sir The text hasn't|come in yet So you'll need to hurry 772 at gigic dot com No, it's g-i-g-i-c GIGIC I told you not to press it I can't believe it He's there on time But he always|said he was busy Now he shows up regularly|and even at the office He must've made up|his mind now to marry Now that we know|he's here, let's go Wait a minute We have to take care of|our clients to the end, right? What if everything|goes well? If it doesn't work out|he has one more left Set me up next time No, no... The manager won't forgive me This is a secret But I think|the manager likes me Really? I'm serious He should tell me directly Instead of always flirting Wait a minute Oh no... What is she doing? They must know|each other How have you been? It's been a long time What are you doing here? No, but he's mine How could she? Where are you going? Hyo-jin! Darn! I can't believe it No matter what|Hugh Grant is the best Those eyes make|a woman melt Shit, isn't he fucking great? That's why Hugh Grant's romantic|comedies can be forgiven Ethan Hawk is my babe He looked so cute|in Before Sunrise No, his legs are too short His lower half is flimsy Dicaprio is my type of babe Now I can understand|Shim Eun-ah in Tell Me Something What about her? She axed her lovers|and mixed them up The nice legs|of a cute guy The torso of|a warm-hearted guy And the arms of|a caressing guy She tried to put together|a perfect man Why? Because no perfect|fucking guy exists Wasn't the corpse her dad's? You sure|you saw that movie? She tried to put|her dad's throat on that corpse Then are you sure|you saw it? It was that cop's throat It was the last piece|to her perfect man It's not her dad's Her dad's throat was|found in her freezer Found? When? Yeah, in the freezer She stored it|there to keep it fresh But I saw that movie Hey, is his head some|watermelon then? - Han Suk Gyu and Moon Sung Gun was...|- Watch a movie through your nostrils? Why don't you put your head|in the freezer? - They was stabbed with a knife...|- You be quiet! Who cares how|I see a movie Because you're talking nonsense When I imagine Hugh Grant's|toad eyes move your taste is like a tadpole Remember Bridget Jone's Diary? Hugh Grant looked haggard, huh? Hey, is Ethan Hawk your babe? Cage babe|Dicaprice babe, shit Any slimy bastard is her babe Don't fall in love You're much older than|those assholes, old lady What?|Assholes? What did you say? Say it again If you insult my babes|you're insulting me Stop it! I said stop! What's wrong with you? Are you teeny boppers? All you do is talk is|love or marriage but have you ever|fell in love? Or loved someone? Go! Go live your life instead of|like the movies! Not going? Then I'll go What's up with her? What gives her the right to|shout like that? What a shame! Miss!|some more eels here And chicken gizzards What's the matter? Take off What's wrong with you? I can't do anything|because of you! What did I do? Thank you for setting|me up before I won't need|any more dates Congratulations He's my ex-boyfriend We broke up before|I went to America I tried to get back|together with him but it didn't work If both his mother and|wife were drowning he said|he'd save his mother Maybe Korean guys|don't suit me One sec, it's business Lee Kang-hyun speaking Oh hi! Yes You like the cover? Fantastic! Sorry, one moment Hyo-jin Do you offer|international marriages? Pardon? It was a joke Yes, sorry about that What did she say? What's this? Wedding invitation? Concert tickets You're lucky|it's sold out already Can I have them instead? Hyo-jin Constipated? What don't you|look so good? Let's have a drink|when you feel better I'll treat you to|a real good time Just let me know Today Sorry, today will be a bit hard Let's do it another night No, today Right now This is my close friend|Hae-in Over here My boss|who believes in free sex Hello Yes, hello Come on Drink Bottoms up Cheers! Hae-in! Hae-in! Know this? That all your lovers are|variations of your first love? So if you fail|at your first love Attempting suicide is|the natural the thing to do So I tried it twice But it didn't work out You attempted suicide? What method did you use? Wrist! I stuck my wrist out|but the blade was dull Look|only my forearm got torn Yeah, it doesn't work, huh? You tried it? I failed at it, too Should I jump off|a roof next time? No, not that If you screw up|you'll turn into a vegetable Then what's the best way|without any pain? Well, I thought it over, too Manager! What will you|do with your car? Full house! It's the first licence plate|I've seen with a full house! Seoul 51, 8815 I guess my car's a full house Bingo! I've hitjackpot! So what about your car|Hae-in? Aces 9110 Weak Well, it's the highest pair Must be nice What's so nice about it? Hae-in What's so good about aces? Nevermind that Hae-in|let's go for another round I don't trust men No, my friend's|having a card game for his divorce anniversary What a great friend to|have a divorce anniversary - Isn't he?|- You only play poker? No, I play blackjack, too Know how to|play blackjack? Hae-in It's this way, Hae-in Hae-in|we have to go this way I'm sorry Sorry Sorry, but my foot Please, the car mister You should be careful You're lucky|it didn't get worse Don't make her drink and look after|your girlfriend better Look at this bruise Your whole body is scarred It'll sober you up My dad has been sick|ever since I was ten Maybe that's why I feel|at ease at the hospital It's not only|because of my dad I get hurt frequently|you see I worked at a trading firm|right after college but after three years|I fell into a slump Then I saw this job ad|and I felt it was perfect for me Ever since college|I set a lot of people up Every one of them|got married I'll take that Oh, thanks When I come to the hospital I sometimes wished|my husband was a doctor So if my computer has a virus I wish my husband|was an engineer I guess that's|what you mean Yes By the way if... your mother and wife were drowning|who'd you save first? My mother, of course A young woman can|swim and survive But my mom needs to|be saved by me I'm conservative|and contradicting The type to hurt others|easily and selfish Think a guy like me|can meet a good person? Since I'm not one myself Don't worry I'll introduce you to a nice girl You have my word|till the end Hyo-hin, are you okay? Training for the Olympics? Hyo-jin, make sure|you win the gold medal! Yeah, go for the gold No, I can do it I've been married|for 14 days, 20 hours 54 minutes|and 21 seconds 22 seconds|23 seconds Who cares about|your friends Are you that happy? Wait for me Give this back to Hae-sun What's this? Why is it so wrapped|up like this? I gave this to you but thanks so much|for returning it Hae-sun cried and|went berzerk over this Hyo-jin Come here Point out|any guy you want Then I'll bring him|right to you Tell me who - How about him?|- Isn't spitting a misdemeanor? - Yeah, a three-day detention|- No criminals Then what about him? His tie sucks|no taste at all Come on|you're being too picky That's why... You don't have a guy|right now Let me pick one for you How about him? Not bad, huh? He looks like a playboy Conservative and picky|he's an F Damn it Come on He looks to be successful|and nice enough You're colorblind You don't know|how to see men Coming from|a guy's perspective He's a great guy, okay? It's him, end of story No, the guy next to|him seems better Who? Next to him Where? That little twirp? Give me a break Your taste got weird You've completely|lost your mind I'm successful enough|so a younger guy is fine Yeah? Wait Oh no! Hey, I'm running late Hyo-jin, I'll call you later - Come later, okay?|- Joon-ah! Excuse me That guy told me|to ask you out Wanna go to a club? There's an event|tomorrow, right? Yes, tomorrow's|your last chance You'll definitely meet someone|you'll like there Thanks, Hyo-jin Lee Kang-hyun? Hello, it's Kim Hyo-jin Are you busy? Well, I called about our event Place them|one after the other Song Min-ah! Stop standing around and work! Why always pick on me? Please take|your number card Look over the list carefully and mark the name|or number of your choice Also, don't forget that there are|three blanks on the back Thank you You should rest|instead of being here Thank you|Don't worry Sorry I'm late How do you feel? Welcome Hyo-jin!|Kim Hyo-jin! Now we will begin|today's event You ladies have always|had only one type, right? A rich guy|who dies early Ladies, you're overreacting|at the moment All of you are|still feeling very awkward Guys, how about|we clench our fists tight Hey Look after your|clients instead One just arrived Ready and|one, two, three, success! Very good Ladies|you're supposed to clap You can't sit still When I count|one, two, three... What took you so long? Hyo-jin|who are you waiting for? Got a question Yes? Your ex is better than|starting over again, right? A tardy student What a relief I thought you'd be too busy During the event You're late, and what's with|your clothes again? I worked the night shift Find someone you're|interested in and jot her down You can mark up|to three on the back Good luck I can mark just one|if I'm interested, right? It hasn't hit me yet|that it's my last chance Two, two, three, four|five, six, seven, eight When you receive|a massage if you close|your eyes it becomes kinky Guys, just try to relax and don't think otherwise Now relax One, two, three, four Now everyone|raise your hands What are you doing there? Come and eat Coming What were you doing? Here's our next contestant Hello My mom told me to|come here no matter what Mom, I'm in|an interview Yes, his mother has called Anyway|well done gentlemen and please return|to your seats We have a lot of|unique people today Is there any water here? On the last table - The next guys|- Fun, isn't it? - I'm not eating|- Why not? I see a special gentleman One has just arrived He looks to be very brave Let's have him|up on the stage Please come up A big round of|applause everyone Sir, why were you so late? Stuck in traffic? Please introduce yourself Hello everyone Within the past year|Seoul has changed a lot I just arrived At a Seoul research center|after being in America Hi, I'm Kim Yong-jin Nice to meet you Now I know|what it's like to be lonely|after living abroad I've finally come to my senses|that I should really get married Wait a minute Then how come|you're so late getting here? It may be very hard|you to marry by this year What do you think? I'm confident I will I've given it a lot of|thought for a while All I need to do|now is meet a nice woman And considering|my appearance I don't think I'm any less|than the others here Yes, thank you Great I'm going to give|a special chance to our tardy student - Yeah, I've seen him before|- Seen anyone you like? Yes Can you be quiet? Then you'll be proposing|to her out in the open Okay? Please take this Now are you ready? A propose to some lucky girl - Go!|- Go! Give him a round of applause There he goes Who will this woman be? There she is! But why isn't she accepting? She likes the heart But not the man perhaps? Could she like someone else? School was easy for him But I guess marriage isn't I'll give our gentleman|one more chance A stunning dance sometimes wins|a girl's heart, right? Cue music! KAIST PhD|Seoul Research Center Lee Kang-hyun speaking Yes What? I can't hear you too well Oh no, she's leaving That's too bad But he can't give up|so easily Kim Yong-jin, hurry|and go catch her Let's cheer him on with|a big round of applause Clap your hands I'll go to the office|now to look for it Today it's Not working? Is that you Hyo-jin? Hyo-jin! Kim Hyo-jin! Hyo-jin, wait! Hyo-jin! Hurry! Hurry! Hyo-jin|where are you? I looked all over for you You dropped this Park Hyun-soo I'm sorry You're my agent, right? I've found a nice girl Introduce me to her I'll find her|and set it up I'll definitely set it up before I resign Kim Hyo-jin Three sweet potato cakes|must mean you're very upset Hyo-jin, which side|is the window on? To my left It's on my left, too That was|the best event yet An electric spark of love Anyway, how many|couples got sparked? 700 couples|70 percent - The best record yet|- 70 percent We'll make|big news tomorrow But it wasn't intentional It was a definite accident Grow up Song-min! don't you know that|love can't be predicted? My ace I'm taking off first Where are you going? Hey, I thought the boss|was in love with you You're right Grow up|Bye Bye This sucks If you get to know me|I'm really nothing special at all My company's stocks|are rock bottom We're in a lot of debt and near bankruptcy But you already|know my schools My yearly salary And even... The number of spoons|in my home Girls That's the guy, huh? Oh my goodness That rotten girl|Hyo-jin Oh no|they're holding hands! Slice it off!|Slice it off! It's like some ending|to a romantic comedy It's not a romantic comedy|if they don't kiss They're gonna do it! I can't see|but I think they did! Really?|They kissed already? I don't know I can' see away! But it's important Anyway|it's a happy ending! This movie is over I'm hungry|Let's go eat Oh yeah|remember that great place? Excuse me Where is that? delicious? I'm over this way If you have some time It would be nice|if we could have a drink I'll treat you|to a great time |
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